GETTING CHOKESLAMMED FOR MONEY | Payday 2
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I Will Give You My All: • Payday 2 Official Soun... 
Игры
Fun fact: The Cloaker is voiced by Simon Viklund, the same guy who makes the majority of the music and voices Bain.
Bruh he said “guys the thermal drill go get it.” Made Razormind and said “ now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are “
LLunineee It’s as if that last line is not even meant for the Heisters in-game, but to us players.
I kind of noticed it when I listened to that quote without any BG sound. Hell, some other quotes can be considered 4th wall breaking stuff.
Bro I didn’t know this thank you
"I got your dlc right here!"
wHAAAAAAAAAT????? THE CLOAKER IS SIMON???? HOLY SHITTTTT
"My wife said it was either her or the dodge build"
"God I miss her"
"...and now she always misses me"
took me a minute but thats actually hilarious
Only 40% of the time tho
I got a 60% chance to dodge bullets not a 60% chance to dodge alimony that's 100% hit rate lol
Reminds me of gears of war 3 Baird and Sam.
Rogue is terrible
I love how he’s been using payday character models for years yet hasn’t played it before now
more like he's been using cloaker and dozer lines for the past couple of years and never played the game until now.
All in good time
Now for team fortress 2
Memes are universal, if we didn't play Payday literally the day it came out, we learned of it through the lines first
I was thinking that all these lines and sound effects and he had never played it
"Don't ask me why the cops think trading in a single civilian is worth letting a psychotic mass murderer back into the fight." aged beautifully.
Bro I was thinking the same thing!
I'm confused and concerned
Literally had to check comments to make sure I wasn’t repeating what someone else said.
@@firefi1960 the prison system traded a Russian weapon dealing warlord who was being held in an American prison for a WNBA player with an opioids addiction being held in a Russian prison
@@boxatron8010 ...Nani the fuck is wrong with America? You know besides everything-
Fun fact: it is canon that killing a medic violates the Geneva Convention.
So everyone is a war criminal in here
Technically, combat medics are only allowed in wartime. So THEY are the ones violating the convention
Me who has played medic in TF2: WOT
@@mrllamaton1873 yeah only in payday 2 though
@@mrllamaton1873 Mercenaries aren’t covered under Geneva so killing Medics in TF2 aren’t technically a war crime.
He forgot to mention the Cloaker's best line: "The safe word is 'Police Brutality'."
Just........bruh.mp3
Yeah I'm just going to save that voice clip and send it to my black friend
Topical too.
My favorite is the forum line. " Complain on the forms like the bitch that you are."
NEW UPDATE:
Cloaker: see those Protesters? *GONE!*
Everyone: "I'm running out of ammo, someone drop an ammo bag."
Bullet Storm users: "I don't run out of ammo, I run out of targets."
I have taken away my like for the sole reason of making it 69
Name checks out
Hippity hoppity your life is now my property
The fucks an ammo?
If overheating was in the game, they wouldn't have hands anymore
I can just imagine the dozer being like, “All right, time to get to wor- *Watch dings* OOP LUNCH TIME!”
He probably has to follow a strict diet just to survive wearing all that amor
Man just said it’s time for lunch
"You wanna play Bulldozer? Lets play! LETS PLAY!!!" That got me laughing and realizing that I don't want to meet Badger with a minigun
Time stamp?
2:22
I did this on nuclear hazard. Dozer just got yeetus deletus.
"Guys, loud or stealth?"
"Razormind".
"Say no more."
Break The Rules is one the best songs in the game
[Laughs in bulletstorm aced with KSP]
@@Mophony hox how the fuck did you get rid of all your burns
@@Heisenbones21 code silver is amazing too
@@bencenagy5459 I kind of haven’t heard any of it
Stealth:
• Is overall more effective
• You get more XP
• Easier to get more money
• Not getting shot at
Loud:
• *Ha Ha, loud music go DUNDUNDUN*
Simon Viklund go BWAAAH BWAH DUDDUDUDU
Well to be fair payday 2s music is an absolute smacker
Loud music goes:don't act dumb
Reminds me of Rong Rongs animation."Payday 2 in a nutshell"
Here you go m.ruclips.net/video/EP4xdHryM7U/видео.html
That is literally the differences XD
You don't turn on Razormind, Razormind turns on you.
Oh I'm turned on alright
kinky ;)
🤨
Pardon? 🤨
I mean he ain't wrong
“ I’m here! And I brought drugs “ god dang it that was making me LAUGH.
“Wife told me it was me or the dodge build. Gosh I miss her.” Correction, she misses you.
Nah dude, she don't miss. The alimony has 100% hit rate.
You already know she wants that child support with it.
Uses bathroom
*coaker noises*
random times honestly just play the cloaker noise to any PayDay2 veteran. I’m gonna do that to a friend in the middle of the woods on surround sound speakers.
Bird Wolf bring a body bag, he is legit gonna have a heart attack, I know I would...
Fun Fact: if you kill a cloaked with a shotgun while he’s about to kick you into a coma you get the achievement “in your town you’re the law but In my town it’s me.”
There's also an achievement for killing a jumping Cloaker with a grenade launcher, simply titled "Not Today".
And one for tazing a charging cloaker, I've discovered by accident.
Theres achievements for everything in this game lol
Rambo.. John..
@@crowwithanxiety5459 There are almost 1300 achievements in this game, I wanna die.
He repeated those voicelines so perfectly that it sounds just like Dallas (16:47)
Hi is
19:46
Just
"The United bank of
MONEY"
I thought that was really funny
“ *M O N E Y* “
The funniest part for me is that in the meth mission, the chemicals bane asks you to get don’t make meth, it makes table salt. So your under a whole scale FBI assault while making table salt.
damn, i tried that and sniffed it. Now my nose bleeds
you’re selling table salts for 2,999,000 bucks
Oh, and Bain doesn't even know how to cook meth. He's just reading off some website he found.
And you know this why?
Bain actually admits it midways the hiest that he's getting the info from some random web page
"You think we can bully Almir into adding a comically large spoon?"
Well, I guess they can
Fork*
New video released:
Subject is Comically Large Spoon!
@@player3616_ SPOON
And it worked
G O L D
What other people see: Dodge build.
What I see: Star Platinum: The World build.
Dodge build can beat hundreds of police officers but not a rat. How sad
11:45 mickey running laps across the screen with each word of "I AM SPEED" was hilarious. he took jacksepticeye's advice of "speed is key" and...ran with it! (puns! whooooo!)
Finally, he covers the game he gets half of his voiceline sound effects from
I know
It took a while but its worth it
Edit: 19 likes thanks
GenericAlias PETER
Brother
I have been wondering where it’s been for a whike
*"As long as they have hostages we're gonna be delayed on assaults... FUUCK!"*
Bro that's underrated as fuck. SWAT Commander reporting to the Police Chief as to why the criminals haven't been stopped yet, and he straight yells "FUCK" on the radio for all the cops in the city to hear.
Honestly stress and frustration can make you loose your cool
It fits well honestly
Hey we have the same pfp
@@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Yo
yO
Would you react differently
13:48 the way the guy just got sent flying has me crying bruh 😂
Imagine fighting the doom slayer being in a heist
"I don't get paid enough for this shit"
That would be one Hell of a heist
There is an LAS mod for that
@@paudiedaly22I see what you did there
Jfk died because he wasnt running the dodge build
All who don’t play dodge will die
@@Stormfire1777 nah bruh my gorilla limbs are indestructible
YOU are getting the chair for sure
Dodge build best build
Maybe his dodge chance was to low
The achievement when you first encounter the Cloaker is called “HOLY SHI-“
Cloakers are scary to
@@snifey7694 but snipers are a lot more scary...
Foster Rico incorrect
@@fosterrico5546 I'm an anarchist build player and nothing in the game comes anywhere close to the level of fear that snipers provoke
When I hear the cloaker sound I just except my death
Hank: beats a clown who can't be killed Dallas: AHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
Being 61 and so bad at games, I have to say I have no idea what you guys are going on about 110% of the time.......but I love it, so much fun, thank you
I bet your better than me
Fun fact: A few of my friends used to play basically nothing but this game for like two years straight and it got to the point where if I played a recording of the Cloaker scream you could see genuine fear in their eyes for a few moments.
If i f*****g hear a cloaker i run like im running from the devil himself
I haven't played this game in like 5 years and I still recoil when I hear that damned sound.
I feel this as i my friend was watching a payday 2 video and the cloaker did his signature noise and it scared the shit outta me i actually looked around in fear lmao
“Why are we just standing here!? GOD DAMIT, SOMEONE TELL COMMAND WE NEED TO MOVE!”
- Swat Member 2013
“Now go to the forums, AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!”
- Cloaker 2013
“I’m the fucking Spark Man!”
- Taser 2013
“Your up against the wall, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!”
- Skulldozer 2013.
“I’m here! And I brought drugs.”
- Medic 2013
“That’s number six.”
- Sniper 2013
“There! The payday gang!”
- Captain 2013
“I’m gonna drop on these Shitheads like, A FUCKING PIANO!”
- ZealDozer 2013
“You call this a resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!”
- Cloaker 2013
So basically the cloaker is the vietnam of gamers
"Imagine being a police veteran that's two months away from retirement, you get one final dispatch...
And some shitter wearing a doge mask direct impacts you with an RPG"
I adore that sentence
Don't forget he painted that rpg pink
@@ohtontheknight3879 And put an ACOG on it.
Damn that be a rip if that guy didn’t survive. Or somehow did with a shield
That's a clone tho
18:59
The mixture of gunshots, rockets exploding, machine guns blazing, and the voices of the enemies sounding like they're screaming and eating their microphones all mixed together is music to my ears
That dozer at 22:50 saw you turn the corner and preemptively went to the Afterlife.
“This whole game is an elaborate shitpost.”
Well bullying Almir Listo into adding an comically large spoon certainly proved that, if it wasn’t obvious to some folks before.
500 like no comment?
@@selloutguylol ta gueule
@@capybara9521 toxic lol
“Basically Press f a lot and murder cops”
Me with 1000 hours and been around since day 1: “THATS NOT TRUE, sometimes YOU JUST MURDER COPS!”
Me with over 500 hours: "hey no sometimes you press 3 too!"
@@bug_stonkin_wess1221 What about *G.*
Me who came from payday1 uhhhh guys is there anything else to do?
@@sunshineslasher501 Well exept rob,rob,rob yet again and *WE GOTTA BREAK HOXTON THE FUCK OUT.MP9.*
Wait we gotta turn Bain into the president.
5:16 The cutoff just “YOU ARE SO FU-“ then almost instantly explodes is just pure luck and comedy EDIT:Dang 54 likes y’all are kind :) EDIT 2:WHOA 101 LIKES WHAT IS HAPPENING
65
YOU ARE SO FU- *gets banished to the shadow realm*
Melee crit of likes
And the ping
4:52 "bulldozers arent that hard to deal with right?"
Rip Bob
2023-2023
Since most music in Payday was done by Simon Viklund, I'm pretty sure "The best of me" is canonically just Bain singing
The gang just recorded Bain at karaoke one night and just vibe with it
@@tylercoon1791 Naw bro, he's singing over the radio!
"BAAAAAAIN! WE NEED! A! BEAT!!!"
I say he did a good job
I wonder if Bain will ever rap?
Fucking cloaker and Bain dueting
"You runnin' dodge?"
"Nah, I'm driving a Toyota."
_".....GET. OUT."_
Look at these plebs running only dodge or tank. Ha
I ran into a few cloakers for the first time and holy crap they are terrifying
Somehow Badger actually made one of the best introduction videos to Payday I've ever seen
The phrase "You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall" is one of the best one liners in gaming history
DekuGames “That manic has a Fucking SAW!!” My favourite line when running overkill with a saw.
DekuGames ya
Mine is the Dozer’s line that goes “I’M GONNA DROP ON THESE SHITHEADS LIKE A FUCKIN’ PIANO!”
That is when the Dozer with the Mini gun and a Medic Dozer are really the Fuking Wall.
@@topdoomslayer3913 i liked tht 1 to
"The best part of random is randomly getting a banger" the entire soundtrack is a banger
There is, without a doubt, no bad music in this game. Only varying degrees of great.
I feel like if I was friends with TheRussianBadger, My depression would be cured
I was in the same gate, but then the moment I heard Death Row, I have never changed the song anymore. Head Banging Guitar shifting to Head Banging EDM when it gets loud, especially when the assault starts... MMMMMPH.
Hey can you help me out what’s the song that starts playing at 2:35 i just can’t find it
@@GothicKnight942 razormind
1:14 "BAIN... BAIN, I'M IN MINECRAFT. BAIN I'm in minecraft BAIN"
My favourite part XD
“Take this stealthily”
Do you mean: fully automatic unsuppressed assault?
Loud stealth
@@gojo1838 Nobody can call the police if they're all dead
@@screamingcactus1753 Dead men tell no tales, and therefore, excessive use of hand grenades is not only permitted but encouraged
I LOVE THIS COPYPASTA
That's exactly what stealth is
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST, WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
I. Have. Lost. So. Many. Heists. Because. Of. You.
Oh shit
You are no match for the ultimate Russian you filthy excuse of a soldier
@@nikolaibelinski9696 is vodka still a good way to befriend you
Time to use my parkour ace skill see ya
7:37
The Brittney Griner- Viktor Bout trade in a nutshell.
You inspired me to get into Payday 2 and I gotta say it is a blast. Thank you badger.
"Medics are just annoying"
me realizing hes never tried killing a medic dozer before
Tell me about it...No mercy on DS-OD, two minigun dozers walking throu corridor, with medi dozder and regular medic just behind them. Imagine this and feel the pain.
CRY SOME MOOOOORE.
@@ComissarYarrick ye,i once tried to do no mercy on dsod and got rushed by 2 minigun dozers,medic dozer and 2 regular dozers. At the same time.
sulim sulim no mercy is just a slap across the face for new players
Power armor dozers
The madlads actually added the Comically Large Spoon
YES I CAME HERE TO FIND SOMEONE SPEAKING ABOUT IT
What?
did they fucking seriously
And a golden version of it that turns people on fire
@@kittlegame5550 *Y E S*
dude as soon as the menphetamine catched fire around 1:50 my irl fire alarm started going off
Was someone making dinner?
@@remedynoneofyourbusiness6 yeah
This video taught me that the optimal weapon load out is a mini gun, rocket launcher and sociopath perk deck + psycho knife
“NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST RUIN OUR PERFECTLY LAID OUT STEATH PLAN!”
“Hhaha minigun go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*
@ddrkyle No.
Hahaha controller go **BRRRRR**
@ddrkule Ewww a redditor Stfu this is youtube
"And the last member of the Payday Gang, Bain. He doesn't have time to be a clown because he's too busy managing the entire circus."
The level of genius in this single line is out of this world
500 like
...I just realized that it gets even funnier when you take the secret true ending into account.
so this is what Dwight was doing before the entity took him
This is literally what happens when you take the “you are not a clown.. you are the entire circus” meme in an unconventional manner.
@@spiciimann2988You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.
0:59 payday 3 servers be like
FAX
Badger: You can't just use a minigun in a stealth build
My minigun stealth build with 20 detection: hold my beer
Slap crits on that bitch and you have what my brother and I have dubbed the "Mega Chode" build.
fuck it. silencer on da minigun
Remember being able to run the entirety of carshop without a car because of the movement speed glitch on the minigun, that shit was hilarious.
@@anto-mediocreamvs9488 extended mag
The virgin SWAT officer: You can't just take ammunition from the Department of Justice!
The chad Dalas: Oh don't worry, *I'll give it right back.*
9:22
19:44
The United Bank Of MONEY
*Razormind starts playing*
DALLAS
@@speak-the-red-letters 19:47
19:48
Man Bain looks so much more different than the badger portrayed version.
This literally got me to buy PAYDAY 2. Thank you Badger.
“Does everybody in this discord have a M1 Garand?”
The Canadian: (immediately) “yes”
But he isn’t canadian
@@FB-ik1md isnt heavenly canadian?
Idk
@@jamzee_ but badger said it not heavenly
I’m pretty certain Badger is a born Canadian and moved to California with his family when he was like 8?
Civilian: Wa- what's that?
Me: oh, I call it the " Street sweeper"
Civilian: why is it called that?
Me: :)
*its for PROTESTS*
ironclad33 🤣🤣
CIVILIAN CASUALTIES
*laughs*
I aM In dAnGEr
Me: no you have already died, if you haven’t noticed
Wait a minute i just realized the name
The guy who created Russian roulette introducing the new game he made to his gambling addicted friend 15:53
Fun fact: Badger committed a lot of war crimes in this video.
“Nobody wears body armor when depositing a check.”
Ever been to Baltimore?
Edit: My friend from Baltimore has seen this comment and confirmed it
Or Detroit?
@@BettyNoire04 cant have shit in detroit
@@BettyNoire04 its just natural to wear a bulldozer suit on a walk in detroit
That’s America
You mean Florida
Badger: "I'm not getting monetized!"
Me : still has to watch 7 ads in one of his videos
1 hour ago
Now is fucking demonetized
@@mortemor6663 it's monitized
@@mortemor6663 monetized still
Unfortunately ads don't actually pertain to monetization. Ads will get played on most RUclips videos for those without ad block, whether or not the RUclipsr in question actually is getting monetized for their video. Demonetization only means that the creator doesn't get paid.
Honestly, the first 20 seconds just about sums up everything you need to know about Payday 2 perfectly. This is the video that got me into Payday and Russian Badger simultaneously, and I’m very happy about it
I know it's 2 years late, but know RussianBadger that you can run an almost 3 concealement, dodge build with a minigun. The build makes you generate ammo like crazy and considers any shot 80% of the damage of a headshot whatever the body part you're hitting. In addition to running like crazy. That's my favorite build :)
One of my favorite cloaker quotes are "alright, the safe word is "police brutally", "You call this putting up a fight?", "It'd be good if you put up a better fight next time!", and probably the best of all "I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say!"
Simon is a G O D
“You call this resisting arrest? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK”
I’m scared... I keep hearing beeping at random times then it just stops. It all started the first time I heard the voice line about letting him beat me up after me letting him beat me up and now I think he’s in the real world ready to drop kick me out of nowhere
@@Jacob-zk1jy Simon's coming for you
Any payday 2 video with even a single Dallas clip make it the best
22:53 I love the fact that the lights turned on just as the bulldozer ascended almost as if he was going to heaven
*picks up turtle mask*
"I am Mitch McConnell."
"Feed me poor people."
I fell out of my chair at that one.
same bro
All hail our god!
Same 😂😭
SuperGamerYoBros ex😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didnt even laugh
God I remember all those memes that came out through this game when it was in its prime. That was truly the golden age
I still play it sometimes
Yooooo nostalgia
Yeah
I haven't played that game in 4 years might have to play it again
@@vino_ctrl8007 boii shits changed
16:13
Just keeping this for later
Fun fact about dozer:He has 4 variations but You only mentioned 3
There is the regular bulldozer,the Black dozer which uses an SPAS 12 shotgun,the skull dozer and the Zeal dozer.
6 medic & Vulcan dozer
@@theorangegremlin334 also russian dozer
Medic: ”Aren’t even scary.” Meddozer:” I am the pain itself ”
You brought upon my PTSD
STOP
You just triggered my ptsd
GOOD NEWS! FREE HEALTHCARE!
BAD NEWS! IM YOUR DOCTOR!
NOW GET THE F**K UP.
-the medicdozer-
So which one is worse Zealdozer or meddozer, never played payday
This video is the definition of "Stealth is optional"
Then you rush the objective with a 50. Sniper rifle and a commando rpg in full tank build with a bottomless mag.
nobody can raise the alarm if there is nobody
I’ve rewatched this video like 100 times it’s just too damn good along with the rest of your payday videos please come back to this just for fun
Badger: I dumped like two mags into him”
Cloaker: Try a lil harder
Fun fact: John Wick is in this game and it’s canon to the movies
Is it actually canon?
Spartanwolf223 ye
@@awolfyman9050 Chains is in John Wick as a cameo
@@punishedwhispers1218 do you know where?
After the true ending it's said that John adopted a dog. Because that's *totally* not gonna go wrong.
Also one of the tips is a quote about how he killed three people in a pub with a carbon stick or something idk never watched the movie
Fun fact: If you mix the components that the game tells you in the heist "Cook off" you actually get water
Salt water, I believe. They couldn't put out the actual recipe for meth in a game. That's illegal.
I thought it was blue salt and water. Like to simulate blue meth from Breaking Bad.
Damn it I had plans Payday let me down....
Jk
Were u trying to make meth?
+o no
NOT YET
in just 3 years, he went from a noob that knew jackfuck all to being canon to the game. i love this game.
Don't forget, he bullied the dev into adding 2 legendary melees
@畏高的雄火龙then00brathalos i know🤣 he did the same with TABG adding a voice pack and a gun. and sort of with World of Tanks, with the tank sticker thing. i guess gamersups, too. he makes bullying seem fun
11:13 I laughed for a minute straight when I saw that retarded mask XD
"Does everyone in this discord just have an M1 Garand?"
"YES"
I want to join that club.
@@blarghinatelazer9394
Join the Discord and we will give you a free M1 Garand.
*please note that this is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously.*
Wtf why I they have m1 grands im just British and this American stuff is for some reason
@@acewithacrown7844
I'm sorry, but it is 1 in the morning and i can't understand what you are trying to say.
@@melonplant8148 Don't worry, it is 3pm and I also don't understand what he is trying to say.
Dozer: *sees hundreds of cops being slaughtered* Dozer: “understandable have a nice day”
Back blast clear, FOR THE DOZERRRR!!!
*flies to Uranus *
and flew back up into the hole where he came from 22:53
I saw this on the stream. Absolute gold man
This man been uploading for 13 years respect
I have been running a loudout recently I call the "Cloaker Like" because it is a garunteed death on whatever the hell I am firing at but if I get shot by too many different directions I will crumple like a house of cards.
It is an LMG, a Two Piece Suit, sprint in any direction, and hip fire while sprinting, and I am still trying to level up Grinder for it (I use Rogue just because it is the best for dodge builds)
It can't take many hits, but when it gets running, it can tear through a lineup of regular swats like it is tissue paper.
Paired with a full auto Krinkov to handle slightly longer distance enemies and dozers, it is a force to be reckoned with so long as someone on my team is running Revives. I regularly get highest body count and most downs with it.
24:17 imagine a bulldozer falls on to a person’s new car
Badjur: plays payday and makes one mistake
Payday veterans: allow us to introduce ourselves
It’s actually spelt “badgher because he is a ladies man”
Imagine making a tank build without ex president or anarchy cuh
Yes so much yes (lv680)
Hes been using the models from payday 2 for so long aswell
SydiousSneakySnake I kNoW RiGhT
The policeman after trading a single civilian for one of the criminals that gunned down 70 of your colleagues
"Another life saved"
That negotiator has already saved more lives than the majority lol.
Only 70 ?
70 is an understatement
70,000,000*
@@JimmehRulez pretty much
I have not played Payday 2 in over 4 years, I still got scared when this video played the cloaker sound.
Also, Cloakers where not originally in Payday, but where added when players started complaining about how easy Payday 2 was. The update that added them was titled "The update Payday players will learn to regret".
“Civilians are fragile.”
Damn bro I didn’t realized that ONE BULLET could kill a person!
I learned that the hard way
Yeah well people are basically opaque glass
Badger comes from R6 where hostages can tank a slug to the face.
Mohamed Nail HOLD UP
What do you mean hes dead i used one bullet
Badger: Civilians are useful
Me, after 400 hours: Searching for every last civilian in the map to kill them
I literaly have 400 million dollars and I dont know where to spent
Me : just did bank hiest
The civz: 8:47
It took me about 40 minutes to hit that point, damn
they are also useful if you are hungry
*Soylent Green Intinsifies*
If they want me to give a shit they have to give me more than 6 cable ties, until then I'll use my "Civ controller" silenced deagle to keep the alarm from being raised thank you very much.
Rewatching old badger videos and the bulldozer saying “AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL” got me dead 💀
I had fun rewatching this series in preparation for payday 3 hope badger will play it
Cloaker be like: “STOP RESISTING” while blasting 30 hollow points in you dead body. Also imagine a “Fritos Robber” loadout that has a m79 or china lake grenade launcher.
You mean an M79? An M67 is a fragmentation grenade.
its like real life
David Wolford Same, relative. Mood. Mood.
Shit my bad i was thinking of the year 1967 but you right and i will correct it 👌
yeah, the cloaker's way of handling the problem did not age well.
I remember one time when I was doing the gauntlet of pain known as "kiss the chef" (25 bags on cook off on overkill+ which takes well over an hour excluding the several failures at about the 20 bag mark) I had the funniest and most infuriating experience with a cloaker ever. So I was the designated cook and i was just minding my own business when I hear a cloaker booking it towards someone which was odd since my buddy and I were both upstairs. As I'm confused by this I see the cloaker ascend through the floor to drop kick me in the face like it was Jesus on the third day. From that day on I've had a religious respect for the reality bending properties of cloakers.
was in a small map in a office (don't know the heist) and then I turned a corner and a clocker jumped above me I couldn't stop laughing then IT HAPPENED AGAIN I finished the heist and had died of laughter my friend was beside me he couldn't stop laughing too
(sorry for bad English it's my second language)
@@sabindumbrava712 I've noticed that as time has gone on cloakers do stuff like that more often. Like they'll charge straight at you then suddenly stop or hit a wall. It's kind of funny going through the game with the initial impression that cloakers are a force of nature and completely unstoppable to suddenly realizing you guns can atomize them in one hit. Same goes for bulldozers.
@@hansstrudel9614 you and the cloaker are essentially two gunslingers in a duel and whoever has the quickest draw will win the fight.
Bro kiss the chef is easy
@@oH_._ Ya' not wrong tho.
Bulldozers: Master of bullets
Cloaker (or cloamker): Master of infiltration and jump scares
Badger: Master of Shitpost
This is the video that made me decide to pick up PAYDAY 2.
Badger, I thank you and your band of goofs, because you've introduced me to the best damn FPS I've played in ages. ^^
Was on a train with my brother and he got to watch as I legitimately tensed up as my fight or flight instinct kicked in as the train made the EXACT sound as the cloaker randomly.
legitimately the most distressing sound on the planet
I still legitimately flip my shit whenever i hear that sound. My dad was playing payday 2 without his headphones on and I was sleeping on the couch in the lounge, he got jumped by a cloaker and I woke up, fell off the couch, and had a moment of panic before i realized what actually happened XD
@@fenrisinfernum2343 Did a Cloaker pop outta nowhere in your dreams as well?
I was sleeping one time and my best friend was playing payday with the night of a million cloakers mod on and I was terrified when I heard all the cloakers that I jumped off the bed and went under it for a few minutes
@@josephstalin7801 wow Gordon Ramsey I didn't know you played payday 2
“I need a medic bag”
“Shut up, no one can hear you baby crying while I’m shooting with minigun”
CRY SOME MORE! YATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA-
"Sorry I cant hear you over 2000 rounds per minute."
I need another Med kit
CRY SOME MOOOOOORE