You can always rewatch Badger because when a video is over, the brain cells that remember it are immediately neutralized for being recognized as hostile
@@deimoslalala It's a bot. Don't reply to it, just flag it, flag the bot's account, flag the video the bot links to, and flag the account that uploaded the video the bot linked to.
You gotta love how with Badger, you don’t just get expert shitposting for more than ten minutes straight, but also a few really interesting history lessons.
He was spot on! The TOG II was developed from the ground up on the assumption of more trench warfare, but the design wasn't complete until 1943 so it was already completely obsolete and never entered production.
It’s just so complex. :) it makes it engaging, and not just someone screaming shitposts that numb your brain. It engages all parts of your brain, and I love it, and it also encourages rewatching, cause the jokes keep being funny.
One cannot be an expert shitposter without alot of knowledge. It's way funnier to base stupid things on things that actually exist or historical events.
@@aarepelaa1142 At high tiers yes, gold ammo everywhere, and overly high burst damage and/or hulldown turret strength. If you stay at tier 6 and below you actually stand a chance of having fun. It's what I did back in the day.
The TOG is literally the best tank in the game! And I'm glad how correct Badger was with the history of the TOG 2, I was amazed and happy by his knowledge on this beefy boi!
Only TheRussianBadger can start a video by saying “So I was checking my mailbox for a pipe-bomb the other day” and have it be completely normal. I freaking love this channel.
@@spaceengineeringempire4086 I'm still confused about that line. Like, I genuinely don't know what he's referring to, but I really feel like I should. But I can't just Google "island in the Atlantic having a joker arc" and expect to get actual answers... What is he talking about there?
The IRL tank is only 15 mins from my house, if you beg hard enough I'll recreate for your amusement. If you fail prepare to become the dirt under my boot 🔫🔫🔫💯☠️
Can we appreciate the fact that Badger does everything including Motion-Capture, Animation, Capturing Game footage and Editing. That’s dedication right here.
It's crazy scary how good badger is getting with his animations. "Who knew that me shitposting in SFM was a superior animator than anyone at a AAA game development studio."
there's a reason AAA games don't use mocap suits... it would fuck their budget into the ground... Final Fantasy 14 tried it and their budget was so heavily shafted by it, they forgot to make the rest of the game to the point hwere the entire game had to be scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up using standard by-hand animations just to keep it afloat then it became the second biggest MMO of all time (at times overtaking WoW to become THE biggest but not consistently enough to solidify its place) but.. it's a bit too late to go back and re-do the animations. Animated movies have hundreds of millions in budget and even they can't afford to be full mocap.
I mean, technically, AAA animation is better and more plentiful than Badger’s own work since EVERYTHING in a game is animated. But Badger has talked about his process before. He said that one of the benefits of his current job is that he doesn’t have tight deadlines and can work on whatever he wants no matter how trivial or unnecessary. If Badger decides to spend 100 hours animating a 5 second skit in a 20 minute video to perfection, he absolutely can. Whereas in a game development environment, one doesn’t have time to spend forever animating stuff because there’s countless other stuff to do and depends on other work being done first. Badger himself has said if he was solely living off RUclips ad revenue, he wouldn’t have the time to make his current high quality animations since ad revenue demands consistent and frequent uploads.
For those curious, the T.O.G is in the the second canteen inside the tank museum in Weymouth. Sadly its hidden behind a kids play area so its hard to see the side but you can still see the front, and yes, the play area is the length of the tank.
The tank museums in Bovington, A small town with an even bigger military outpost attached to it, about 20-30 minutes away from Weymouth inland. I believe it's been moved away from the play area so you can approach it up close nowadays.
I love three kinds of class archetypes: - The one that is as durable as a dandelion but can eviscerate you by existing next to you - The one that sits off to the side directing the flow of the entire match like a goddamn pizzeria guard And of course: - The one that takes five days to kill, and four days to reach you
to put it in tropes: -glass cannon: can't tank a scratch, but kills all it touches - doesn't really have a trope. -the mighty glacier: an utter beast of power and endurance kneecapped by terribly speed
the first time i've ever heard badger break character during an animated section: "Imagine you have a ton. Now imagine you have 79 more tons- *wheeze"*
I mean if I'm using the same tank as the guy shooting at me, and we both fire at the same time, that 2.5% extra reload speed is gonna be noticeable when I'm spamming the 'Shoot that MF' button.
You know Badger is having fun when it is VR animated video with tons of love and hardwork.... for a failed prototype tank in a tank game. I whole heartedly approve
it wasn't a FAILED prototype, just a late one. par for the course when the tank in question is a bunker on treads with a top speed you can outpace on a tricycle.
"For all my international [friends] who haven't landed on the moon-" Goddamn, Badger. Not only was this a fun lesson in weird history, but that's one of the most hilarious ways I've heard an imperial-to-metric demand.
@@antcommander1367 Most Britain-decendent nations use some degree of imperial. Metric is better for precise decisions but Imperial is a much easier measurement for imprecise human measurements. Anything rule of thumb is better with inches. Most nations have at least a degree of local measurements being used somewhere in the language.
Ngl I heard the exact same thing the first 5 or so times I watched this video but just now I realized he said "island in the ATLANTIC", so he's probably just referring to great Britain, even though referencing Japan would have been a bit more based
Yeah, quantum physics already is entertaining. I didn't say it's easy - conventional rules of physics break down on the quantum level, so the concepts you have to tackle are highly unintuitive. But it's entertaining! The concepts that you learn are so incredible in function and so universal in scope, that it's nothing short of an insult to call quantum physics boring.
Imagine you're a higher ranking officer tasking a Sergeant to take him and his men to clear a potential enemies house and this is their debriefing: 1:11
Yeaaaaah Look I love Badger and his buddies… But watching a single joke or punchline followed by half a minute of edited sounds and mocap gets stale…fast Literally a quarter of the banter and game related content we used to get
I believe that if maxor and badger ever make a video together, many people will suffer from serious brain damage for the enormous amount of "quality content" they are so known for.
@@mileskessler2905 with Ironmouse in it, its so curse knowing Max0r and Russianbadger is in the same vid as Mousey, its like knowing Ronald Reagan and Stalin is in the same recording room as Taylor Swift, I mean you know Taylor Swift but you also know Reagan and Stalin
I actually went to the museum where the TOG is currently being held and the thing is massive! My dad has a photo of me and my brother laying under the thing, so the title of behemoth definitely goes to the TOG
I’m so caught up in midterm season that I completely forgot how chaotic Badger’s videos are. That first minute made me feel like I was having a stroke before my brain caught up to reality and allowed me to smile at the randomness. :)
My favorite thing about this video is how the animations make it look like the gang is having this conversation while standing guard outside a military base that is currently being assaulted by zombie clowns and a giant hotdog.
I really hope Badger gets more and more recognized through the RUclipsr community and the internet. His humor is so unique and chaotic, not to mention his unique ways of making his videos and those always being high quality. He and his squad are really unique individuals among the RUclipsr community
Man you're not borrowing my eyes, you're paying my eyes in entertainment you are one of the few channels left that I can watch the same video ten times and still won't be tired of it. Please keep up the work it's a god send.
"An Abstract Carnival of Pain" is honestly the best way to sum up any early to mid 90's child that has made it this far in life surviving on the bare minimum
did you hear him slightly laugh as he said it that was what really got me the fact that he laughed at his own stupid bullshit that he wrote and planned out
"Slippery little bastard!" *STANDING HERE I REALIZE* "Making the mother of all tanks here, Jack! Can't fret over every TOG!" *YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*
Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history But who's to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we'll both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way I've carved my own path You followed your wrath But maybe we're both the same The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born Beneath the blood stained sand Beneath the blood stained sand
I love how this man really made the commercial a part of the video. When dude reminded me of the sponsor I had already forgotten that the video was sponsored How, insanity
Badger: "So what do you do?" Guy at airport: "Oh I guard the very weapons that could destroy all of mankind!" Badger: *Begins having existential crisis*
lol 12:50 is relatable i had a dude ask me what i did in the army one time at an airport and i go "chemical warfare" and he was like "........damn......"
3:00 For reference, in BattleTech, the Charger BattleMech is 80 tons, but can do 86 kph. And that’s only because it has a FUCKHUEG 400-rating FUSION ENGINE onboard ready to cook the pilot in his/her SEAT.
I'm sorry but the funniest part of this video is when Badger says "imagine you have a ton... now imagine you have 79 more" and just starts laughing at the end 😂 that killed me
1:08 I have an original Wii wrist strap from the remotes on my phone case. The lanyard ALONE is older than my iPhone 13, the plastic case it’s attached to, the BATTERY PACK that charges my phone, and EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING I WEAR AS WELL AS EVERYTHING IN MY POCKETS. And it’s STILL clean as the day it was made.
"You're gonna get Command Grabbed by the fucken beachball." should not be that funny but when badger animated the arms on the ball and just curb stomped that poor model I was hysterical for 2 minutes its fucking amazing
I feel like if every youtube subscribe base fought with each other that Badgers would eviscerate every other subscriber base. The amount of Marines, Infantry men, Constructions workers, and other generally hard people that watch his channel is just off the charts.
@@kennedyxiong1352 twitch chat always has a lot of construction workers, miners, etc. and plenty of vets and active service members. The rest are generally teenagers.
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You can always rewatch Badger because when a video is over, the brain cells that remember it are immediately neutralized for being recognized as hostile
Like a Babby Hampter Touched by a Human. 🤣
lol
indeed that are
*now followed by an HECU soldier yelling ''WE'VE GOT HOSTILES''*
POTATO CANDY
GREATE DEPRESSION
Real thing
While maxor is over there becoming one with his editing software, badger is over here becoming one with his motion capture suit
@im sacred watch me.
@im sacred :/
Your not wrong watched one of his vids at a friends party while we were high as kites was fucking horrifying
One of these days they're gonna go cyberpsycho
@@FearlessCloth84 full borg no ganic gonna show all the chooms
I think my favorite part about these World of Tanks vids is when Badger turns into a French aristocrat every time he spots an enemy tank.
*loads AP round with malicious aristocratic intent*
4:16 Fun fact: that ragdolling was actually motion-capped by Badger. He just slid on the floor like that. You can't prove me wrong.
Yeah but what is the song there! I need to recreate that moment.
@@mistereiswolf70 the song is “it has to be this way” from metal gear rising
did you not see the short?
@@elliotpenning1076 did you not see the joke?
item_crate in source
Badgers videos are getting more and more like a fever dream, and I’m all here for it.
@Canyon bro what 💀
@@deimoslalala It's a bot. Don't reply to it, just flag it, flag the bot's account, flag the video the bot links to, and flag the account that uploaded the video the bot linked to.
it was the Max0r contact high.
Give him a couple of years and his videos will start looking like Something Witty Entertainment's community page updates. xD
Not even close Max0r makes fever dream type shit
Badger: tells a gruesome story about hamster cannibalism
Badger's chat: *H A M P T E R*
@Canyon why not just have the time stamp?
HAMPTER
That made me laugh so hard 😂🤣😂
We just bought 2 hamsters and were.watned about it.
I learned the story way earlier in my childhood. I learnt it the hard way.
You gotta love how with Badger, you don’t just get expert shitposting for more than ten minutes straight, but also a few really interesting history lessons.
He was spot on! The TOG II was developed from the ground up on the assumption of more trench warfare, but the design wasn't complete until 1943 so it was already completely obsolete and never entered production.
Well it's also got a pretty bad awful pay to win game that would otherwise be kinda fun.
It’s just so complex. :) it makes it engaging, and not just someone screaming shitposts that numb your brain. It engages all parts of your brain, and I love it, and it also encourages rewatching, cause the jokes keep being funny.
One cannot be an expert shitposter without alot of knowledge. It's way funnier to base stupid things on things that actually exist or historical events.
@@aarepelaa1142 At high tiers yes, gold ammo everywhere, and overly high burst damage and/or hulldown turret strength. If you stay at tier 6 and below you actually stand a chance of having fun. It's what I did back in the day.
“One Pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal” is a quote I will forever live to remember
I tried this and I made a bomb
@@challengergaming6974 instructions unclear, constructed nuclear device
@@coolgreenbug7551 HAH!
@@coolgreenbug7551 throw that shit at me
@@challengergaming6974 *Pan!*
A pressure cooker, is not a "pan". (It's a well sealed "pot").
The TOG is the living embodiment of “I didn’t hear no bell”
@Cassie oh btw are you real or are you one of the bots
Plot-Twist: It‘s true weakness is throwing a bell against it.
The TOG is literally the best tank in the game! And I'm glad how correct Badger was with the history of the TOG 2, I was amazed and happy by his knowledge on this beefy boi!
Stupid arty shot me dead
Watermelon
Only TheRussianBadger can start a video by saying “So I was checking my mailbox for a pipe-bomb the other day” and have it be completely normal. I freaking love this channel.
ok
Or when “when that island in the Atlantic went on it’s joker arc”
If you tried to describe this channel to someone don't describe it just say ,YES
@@spaceengineeringempire4086 I'm still confused about that line. Like, I genuinely don't know what he's referring to, but I really feel like I should. But I can't just Google "island in the Atlantic having a joker arc" and expect to get actual answers... What is he talking about there?
@@althelor it’s talking about England and when we’ll I don’t know. It’s England and they’ve done a lot.
Badger now started using the mocap suit to animate himself sitting in front of his desk and playing games, we went a full circle bois
no he plays first, then animates as I know bc I don't think he does that hand gestures
@@fatihaydynly5500 the joke went so far over your head it’s now considered an Extraterrestrial being
@@johngun4377 no I knew that he doesn't do it, not like I thought about it like hours
@@fatihaydynly5500 Reddit Moment
What if he streams IN his mocap suit
I love the guy at 0:54 who just runs up and hugs the tank like a toddler.
Y the little skruncky doing
The IRL tank is only 15 mins from my house, if you beg hard enough I'll recreate for your amusement.
If you fail prepare to become the dirt under my boot 🔫🔫🔫💯☠️
Can we appreciate the fact that Badger does everything including Motion-Capture, Animation, Capturing Game footage and Editing. That’s dedication right here.
And he’s married
@@hair853 What.
@@hair853 WHAT?
@@hair853 WHAT?
@@hair853 FUCKIN WHAT? i didnt even know he had a girlfriend, let alone a wife.
It's crazy scary how good badger is getting with his animations. "Who knew that me shitposting in SFM was a superior animator than anyone at a AAA game development studio."
Anyone who has ever seen SFM
- Badger, during the MUTE Operation event in siege.
Crazy what a $26,000 mocap suit will do for you ain't it
there's a reason AAA games don't use mocap suits... it would fuck their budget into the ground... Final Fantasy 14 tried it and their budget was so heavily shafted by it, they forgot to make the rest of the game to the point hwere the entire game had to be scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up using standard by-hand animations just to keep it afloat
then it became the second biggest MMO of all time (at times overtaking WoW to become THE biggest but not consistently enough to solidify its place) but.. it's a bit too late to go back and re-do the animations.
Animated movies have hundreds of millions in budget and even they can't afford to be full mocap.
I mean, technically, AAA animation is better and more plentiful than Badger’s own work since EVERYTHING in a game is animated.
But Badger has talked about his process before. He said that one of the benefits of his current job is that he doesn’t have tight deadlines and can work on whatever he wants no matter how trivial or unnecessary. If Badger decides to spend 100 hours animating a 5 second skit in a 20 minute video to perfection, he absolutely can.
Whereas in a game development environment, one doesn’t have time to spend forever animating stuff because there’s countless other stuff to do and depends on other work being done first.
Badger himself has said if he was solely living off RUclips ad revenue, he wouldn’t have the time to make his current high quality animations since ad revenue demands consistent and frequent uploads.
remembering that badge had to do all those motions to get the maximum comedy effect brings a smile to my face
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
@@michaelwesten4624 what are you on(.) about
@@michaelwesten4624 𝘥𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘲...
For those curious, the T.O.G is in the the second canteen inside the tank museum in Weymouth. Sadly its hidden behind a kids play area so its hard to see the side but you can still see the front, and yes, the play area is the length of the tank.
The tank museums in Bovington, A small town with an even bigger military outpost attached to it, about 20-30 minutes away from Weymouth inland.
I believe it's been moved away from the play area so you can approach it up close nowadays.
they should of made the tank the play area
Holy mother of metal that sht is *HUGE!*
@@alexanderdcomeau9573 the kids start loading shells into the tog
You know it's a good day when Badger posts a video after a stream occurred at midnight.
Banana
Facts
No way this guy's name is "Jacket - Hotline Miami 2"
i considered watching it but didnt
What are you doing here havnt you been ERASED by a nuke
I love three kinds of class archetypes:
- The one that is as durable as a dandelion but can eviscerate you by existing next to you
- The one that sits off to the side directing the flow of the entire match like a goddamn pizzeria guard
And of course:
- The one that takes five days to kill, and four days to reach you
Correction: four business days
These descriptions got my lungs ✨D I S I N T E G R A T I N G✨
And once they reach you, they regenerate health after killing you
@@astranix0198 its four business days, and it starts on a tuesday, because uh, you cant kill a weiner pog
to put it in tropes:
-glass cannon: can't tank a scratch, but kills all it touches
- doesn't really have a trope.
-the mighty glacier: an utter beast of power and endurance kneecapped by terribly speed
Why is the sight of the BOI running up to the tank with his arms outstretched in a hug so wholesome to me?
Reminds me of that episode where SpongeBob hugs that drive able rock
I dunno, but that reminds me of little me hugging and playing on a local T-34
10:18 Badger started to French laugh like a supervillain when the hero tripped
“I was checking my mailbox for pipe bombs”
Badger please tell me this isn’t a normal occurrence
@Not gonna lie don't acknowledge it, it's just another bot
It is if you piss off the furries on a regular basis.
@@Mensmoocher I usually get mine on the 3rd of every month
If your friends don’t send weekly pipe bombs to you they ain’t real friends
You live a life of danger ignoring the wii wrist strap
I would love to see a series where Badger just does history videos in his usual comedic style
Like Oversimplified, but funnier and more animated in Source
@Not gonna lie ngl this looks like one of those bots- y'all there to confirm not or
That would be the best series
@@merrymary7109 so like overly sarcastic productions?
Fever dream Oversimplified.
(Although some of his humour is very Badger-esque anyway)
the first time i've ever heard badger break character during an animated section:
"Imagine you have a ton. Now imagine you have 79 more tons- *wheeze"*
Best part of the video
@@particularace_1801 nah bro the whole video is the best part
Me a visual learner: That's alot of tons.
@@thereadingaddict1632 doesnt the name remind you of the twitter community?
@@Ghost-ot8cg my name?
11:40 Badger's logic is completely correct lol
I mean if I'm using the same tank as the guy shooting at me, and we both fire at the same time, that 2.5% extra reload speed is gonna be noticeable when I'm spamming the 'Shoot that MF' button.
@@phoenixchampion7 exactly
2.5 is 2.5
Make it make sense, bro
Yeah, he's right. 2.5% of 4 seconds is 0.1 seconds. 4 - 0.1 = 3.9 seconds. It's not much, but it's certainly faster.
Badger's the only person who can make what's basically a 15-minute ad and I'll watch it all the way through
Idk why but badger's world of tanks videos are his best ones
How do I get world of tanks for ps4
Most advertisers don't use humor we actually find funny, they're usually slow af or really cringey. Badger is what we see as funny
But u wont play the game cause its trash
@@chriswhitson5934 I bet you're fun at parties
Badger is so talented he makes 14 minutes feel like half an hour with rapid fire memes and jokes. its beautiful!
it's overedited
@@meniimya5148 it’s a shitpost what did you expect. Swas.
@@meniimya5148 that's the entire ✨ point ✨ of his content
It’s not enough
Badger's return hit harder than a a rogue planet flying across the universe.
Badger hit harder than the multi billion dollar satellite NASA crashed into an asteroid.
9:09 I appreciate that Mission Impossible Henry Cavil "cocking his guns" reference.
You know Badger is having fun when it is VR animated video with tons of love and hardwork.... for a failed prototype tank in a tank game. I whole heartedly approve
it wasn't a FAILED prototype, just a late one. par for the course when the tank in question is a bunker on treads with a top speed you can outpace on a tricycle.
motion capture suit actually
"For all my international [friends] who haven't landed on the moon-"
Goddamn, Badger. Not only was this a fun lesson in weird history, but that's one of the most hilarious ways I've heard an imperial-to-metric demand.
With metric rockets
Fun fact, NASA uses the metric system. I only found this out the other day
fun fact, everything remotely scientific uses the metric system
only 3 countries use imperial, usa being one of 'em. and then there are mixed user like canada and england.
@@antcommander1367 Most Britain-decendent nations use some degree of imperial.
Metric is better for precise decisions but Imperial is a much easier measurement for imprecise human measurements. Anything rule of thumb is better with inches.
Most nations have at least a degree of local measurements being used somewhere in the language.
“When that one island in the pacific was on its villain arc”
That is possibly badgur’s best historical euphemism
Joker*
Ngl I heard the exact same thing the first 5 or so times I watched this video but just now I realized he said "island in the ATLANTIC", so he's probably just referring to great Britain, even though referencing Japan would have been a bit more based
The question is, did they ever stop? :D
@@dank.or was he talking about Ireland?
@Silver_Otter nah I just checked and I'm pretty sure the TOG was designed in Britain, which only specifies the main island of the UK and not Ireland.
I swear, Badger could teach quantum physics and still make it entertaining
Thats cause quantum physics is entertaining.
Yeah, quantum physics already is entertaining.
I didn't say it's easy - conventional rules of physics break down on the quantum level, so the concepts you have to tackle are highly unintuitive.
But it's entertaining!
The concepts that you learn are so incredible in function and so universal in scope, that it's nothing short of an insult to call quantum physics boring.
if you want to have physics lessons with an excessive amount of memes, check out martincitopants kerbal space program videos
@@fegenein862 Kyle Hill is superior, bot.
@@SanguineDoe they have a different style of videos though
Badger's laugh at his own "tons" joke was what killed me XD
I was about to say the same thing
I felt that, "NOOOO-" when Skulker was rewinding vomit sounds. The amount of emotional damage in that split second of screaming was palpable
5:36 I love the way the juggernaut says “bing bong” it has the same energy as the scouts “BONK!”
Imagine you're a higher ranking officer tasking a Sergeant to take him and his men to clear a potential enemies house and this is their debriefing: 1:11
Off the fucking map
Badger videos are the definition of quality over quantity
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
I'd say the definition is ContraPoints.
Nontheless, Badger's videos are as entertaining as hers are illuminating.
@@michaelwesten4624 too bad he avoids war thunder :(
Badger needs to run the Badger tank
@@Just_A_Random_Desk war thunder is just suffering 2.
I love watching 10 minutes of badgers animation and 4 minutes of actual gameplay
Yes.
But isn't that what we are really here for?
@@boommastr1539 oh absolutely tbh. I could watch a whole TV show in that style lol
HE BOUGHT THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT.
HE GON USE THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT.
Yeaaaaah
Look I love Badger and his buddies…
But watching a single joke or punchline followed by half a minute of edited sounds and mocap gets stale…fast
Literally a quarter of the banter and game related content we used to get
4:37 POV: You're talking to your next s/o after leaving an abusive relationship and trying to calm them down
The detail of him using a death note as a mousepad is amazing
I thought that was a printed mousepad, that's a really neat little touch
When TheRussianBadger said “It’s Toggin’ time” and Togged all over the place, truly breath taking.
The most RUclips video ever.
Definitely one of the RUclips videos of all time.
@@zachdavis8251 Definitely
I believe that if maxor and badger ever make a video together, many people will suffer from serious brain damage for the enormous amount of "quality content" they are so known for.
oh they did, badger VA'd for Maxor's second Elden Ring vid.
@@mileskessler2905 with Ironmouse in it, its so curse knowing Max0r and Russianbadger is in the same vid as Mousey, its like knowing Ronald Reagan and Stalin is in the same recording room as Taylor Swift, I mean you know Taylor Swift but you also know Reagan and Stalin
If Max0r, Badger, and Martincitopants collaborate, I think my brain will explode
@@herrdoctor2895 they feel like entirely separate worlds.
@@agileapollo that would be awesome.
But I think Max0r knew better than to put the two in the same video.
13:39 is just funny for no absolute reason
“An abstract carnival of pain” is a good way to describe the kidney stone slowly making its way through me right now.
I feel you man i was bed ridden 4 three days unable to move.
OW
Did you get it out yet?
the fact that the ending dance animation is probably badger in a mocap suit brings a smile to my face... work it badger
@Cassie uhh?
Bettin $10 that mf is a bot…..
@@Privatepain1234 prob tried to comment but didnt realise he replied.
@@ajoe.8461 probably
Man I really love how badger has gotten so much better at animating for his shotposts of videos. Its awesome
The 50,000USD(?) MoCap suit helps
For the Young Thug part, he was under arrest for conspiracy to violate Georgia’s RICO Act.
I actually went to the museum where the TOG is currently being held and the thing is massive! My dad has a photo of me and my brother laying under the thing, so the title of behemoth definitely goes to the TOG
I’m so caught up in midterm season that I completely forgot how chaotic Badger’s videos are. That first minute made me feel like I was having a stroke before my brain caught up to reality and allowed me to smile at the randomness. :)
I love how I wait 30+ days for a 14 minute video that provides more entertainment to my life than the last 6 months has.
and a video that was created as a add
Ayo, same
I swear, badgers animation and editing skills increase every video.
HES EVOLVING WE HAVE TO STOP HI-
no, let's see how far we can go
CARRON: Badge edition
yeah it's better than some random twitch clips stitched togethere half as s- ed
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
oh god, badger got floorboard, he’s putting him in SFM to get beaten by a comically large spoon oh fuck
“One pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal”
Best description of Hamburger Helper
I feel like “abstract carnival of pain” describes most of badgers content. Perfect
This video has been out for 30 seconds and is already a certified hood classic
Yes
you cant call it a hood classic its reserved for very specific things.
~heavenly.
Naw this video is already a hood classic
Badger really made us wait a month for him to talk about a hot dog for 14 minutes
It do be like that
because it's the hot dog of death
bro it's the Costoc hot dog it's not just a hot dog that's a way of life
Dude. It's a hot dog with insane armor and a suck-ass top speed. That's worth AT LEAST 14 minutes! 😆
@@robertono2331 If the dog ain't a Nathan's, then Costco is irrelevant.
My favorite thing about this video is how the animations make it look like the gang is having this conversation while standing guard outside a military base that is currently being assaulted by zombie clowns and a giant hotdog.
3:54 I never knew I needed to hear the Mr. Krabs walking sound from a rolling tank...
Also how does it work for it so damn well.
L A M P T E R
I really hope Badger gets more and more recognized through the RUclipsr community and the internet. His humor is so unique and chaotic, not to mention his unique ways of making his videos and those always being high quality. He and his squad are really unique individuals among the RUclipsr community
4.1M subs
Among....I hate amongus and it's infectious success it's had into my skill
Each Badger video is the equivalent of a fever dream/ acid trip combo
naw thats maxor dude
@@karlwikman3874 maxor is the fever dream, badge is the stuff you remember watching at 3 am
Badger videos feels like the memories of the time you spent with the boys™
Just said the same thing before seeing your comment 😂
Yeah I had to watch this 3 times just to understand, the intro made my brain crash
3:19 I love the good collision sounds followed by badgers vacant expression.
Man you're not borrowing my eyes, you're paying my eyes in entertainment you are one of the few channels left that I can watch the same video ten times and still won't be tired of it. Please keep up the work it's a god send.
exactly, im hype every time i see him in my sub feed
Badger slowly turning into a one man movie studio for 3d animation
4:57 Chowderhead and Water
6:00 Second rate shaboingery
9:29 Hampter
"1 pound, 1 pan, 1 tasty meal."
Greatest quote I think I've heard in a while
Seriously someone who works in their marketing needs to adopt this as their new Slogan XD
It really does encapsulate Hamburger Helper lol. As someone who live on a budget, that shit tastes good AND it's cheap.
"An Abstract Carnival of Pain" is honestly the best way to sum up any early to mid 90's child that has made it this far in life surviving on the bare minimum
"Imagine you have one ton... now imagine you have seventy-nine more tons" sent me to heaven
did you hear him slightly laugh as he said it that was what really got me the fact that he laughed at his own stupid bullshit that he wrote and planned out
8:18 is a good call back to the kid who failed the QTE falling tv
This was hands down the most chaotic, high energy, mocap vid badger has ever put out.
Said me last video, and again this video
He used the sound of the sorting algorithm to amass the health pool… Genius
Oh my god that’s brilliant. I didn’t catch it the first time
Love the videos Badger, now make moar
Edit: Had to correct my spelling
Banana
Banana
Yes
Banana
I have shart my pants
The reason why the tog is so loved is simply
L O N G
Badger back in a tank. May God help the Axis - they're about to need it.
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
All the animations this video had double the impact and I couldn’t love it more
the pure serotonin of this man, animation and jokes is unrivaled
@Cassie I agree!!!
"Slippery little bastard!"
*STANDING HERE I REALIZE*
"Making the mother of all tanks here, Jack! Can't fret over every TOG!"
*YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*
4:08 Here we go!
4:09 you have absolutely no idea how happy I was to see this meme in finally one of badger's videos
It was also in the EDF video
@@aherdofangrycows8489 yeah but was it animated with Badger's $14,000 mo cap suit?
@@eomersimbajon2938 no no he’s got a point
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who's to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the blood stained sand
Beneath the blood stained sand
YOU FOOLS!
Bajur's videos have so much rewatch value, because so much shit is going on you're bound to miss something
Despite it being part of my favorite bit in the video I didn't catch "fewony owo" until my second watch 6:20
In terms of slow to fast
Video essayist
Let’s player
Highlights channel
Reviewer
TheRussianBadger
Max0r
1:24
Now I just want a 10 hour loop pf a juggernaut dancing to random music during a firefight.
What’s the song????
@@chackles1134Check the description. It’ll be the third song listed in it’s group.
@@chackles1134 Wake up in the Morning by Siine
@@DagstheManiac thank you
I love how this man really made the commercial a part of the video. When dude reminded me of the sponsor I had already forgotten that the video was sponsored
How, insanity
Badger: "So what do you do?"
Guy at airport: "Oh I guard the very weapons that could destroy all of mankind!"
Badger: *Begins having existential crisis*
lol 12:50 is relatable i had a dude ask me what i did in the army one time at an airport and i go "chemical warfare" and he was like "........damn......"
I literally cry whenever badger posts a video, these things are a thing of beauty
EXACTLY it’s so good 😊
3:00
For reference, in BattleTech, the Charger BattleMech is 80 tons, but can do 86 kph.
And that’s only because it has a FUCKHUEG 400-rating FUSION ENGINE onboard ready to cook the pilot in his/her SEAT.
6:50 skulker is so underrated right here
I just want to say badger my friend introduced you to me back in January and you have been such a huge part of my life now thank you
badger, hit the damn griddy as Walter White
I WILL NOT STOP UNTILL MY MISSION IS DONE
WHAT!?!?
Where in the vid?
@@bradyharper38 im asking him to its not in the vid
If you want him to do it, you have to offer something he wants
Like the schematics for the A10 Warthog
@@thomasnolastname8734 i forgot i asked him to do this a year ago, i should teach him how to make the funny white powder
I'm sorry but the funniest part of this video is when Badger says "imagine you have a ton... now imagine you have 79 more" and just starts laughing at the end 😂 that killed me
I feel like badger and his freinds need a podcast that would be insane
I would instantly sub
I mean, that’s pretty much what their streams are
If they had podcast room , that shit will get banished instantly by the amount of aneurysm and no context conversation they all had
they have one. it's called ruclips.net/user/therussianbadger
Lol. I'm your 789th like.
These World of Tanks videos are turning more and more into just streams animated into fever dreams and I'm all here for it
The videos may not be as frequent as they used to be, but the content is ALWAYS worth the wait in the end. Keep up the amazing work, Badger ^^
At some point RussianBadger and SoveitWomble will have the saw release schedule. What's with Russians and taking time on videos
1:08 I have an original Wii wrist strap from the remotes on my phone case. The lanyard ALONE is older than my iPhone 13, the plastic case it’s attached to, the BATTERY PACK that charges my phone, and EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING I WEAR AS WELL AS EVERYTHING IN MY POCKETS.
And it’s STILL clean as the day it was made.
I love the way badger animated himself at his desk and made sure to include his Glock next to the monitor
9:37 Bro marked the hampter for death
By far my favorite comment out of them all here
"You're gonna get Command Grabbed by the fucken beachball." should not be that funny but when badger animated the arms on the ball and just curb stomped that poor model I was hysterical for 2 minutes its fucking amazing
11:14 I love that badger just has a Glock casually chilling on his desk like it’s part of his setup
I feel like the chaotic energy rose to new heights in this one.
Yeah it did
Let chaos consume you, for khorne
Every video from Badger is just an absolute undiluted gift of hilarity. I love it!
3:05 the dedication to actually animate the specified amount of blocks
Thanks, you made me go count.
16 x 4 + 11 + 4 = 79. so legit.
the dedication to actually count to specified amount of blocks
Love how badger turns french when hes laughing sometimes
I feel like if every youtube subscribe base fought with each other that Badgers would eviscerate every other subscriber base. The amount of Marines, Infantry men, Constructions workers, and other generally hard people that watch his channel is just off the charts.
Seriously? Not on the who would win, but he has more people of hard labor and military watching?
@@kennedyxiong1352 twitch chat always has a lot of construction workers, miners, etc. and plenty of vets and active service members.
The rest are generally teenagers.
Dude, Angry Cops' subscriber base is basically ALL those guys. His viewers would absolutely body Badger's.
@@PhoenixT70 cap, we have the power of the TOG
They are the only ones who stay after being verbally bullied by some fuckshit of a person
I love it, 14 minutes in and there has basically been no game, just Badger talking facts.