AN ABSTRACT CARNIVAL OF PAIN | World of Tanks
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You can always rewatch Badger because when a video is over, the brain cells that remember it are immediately neutralized for being recognized as hostile
Like a Babby Hampter Touched by a Human. 🤣
lol
indeed that are
*now followed by an HECU soldier yelling ''WE'VE GOT HOSTILES''*
POTATO CANDY
GREATE DEPRESSION
Real thing
While maxor is over there becoming one with his editing software, badger is over here becoming one with his motion capture suit
@im sacred watch me.
@im sacred :/
Your not wrong watched one of his vids at a friends party while we were high as kites was fucking horrifying
One of these days they're gonna go cyberpsycho
@@FearlessCloth84 full borg no ganic gonna show all the chooms
4:16 Fun fact: that ragdolling was actually motion-capped by Badger. He just slid on the floor like that. You can't prove me wrong.
Yeah but what is the song there! I need to recreate that moment.
@@mistereiswolf70 the song is “it has to be this way” from metal gear rising
did you not see the short?
@@elliotpenning1076 did you not see the joke?
item_crate in source
“One Pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal” is a quote I will forever live to remember
I tried this and I made a bomb
@@challengergaming6974 instructions unclear, constructed nuclear device
@@coolgreenbug7551 HAH!
@@coolgreenbug7551 throw that shit at me
@@challengergaming6974 *Pan!*
A pressure cooker, is not a "pan". (It's a well sealed "pot").
Badger: tells a gruesome story about hamster cannibalism
Badger's chat: *H A M P T E R*
@Canyon why not just have the time stamp?
HAMPTER
That made me laugh so hard 😂🤣😂
We just bought 2 hamsters and were.watned about it.
I learned the story way earlier in my childhood. I learnt it the hard way.
The TOG is the living embodiment of “I didn’t hear no bell”
@Cassie oh btw are you real or are you one of the bots
Plot-Twist: It‘s true weakness is throwing a bell against it.
The TOG is literally the best tank in the game! And I'm glad how correct Badger was with the history of the TOG 2, I was amazed and happy by his knowledge on this beefy boi!
Stupid arty shot me dead
Watermelon
I love the guy at 0:54 who just runs up and hugs the tank like a toddler.
Y the little skruncky doing
The IRL tank is only 15 mins from my house, if you beg hard enough I'll recreate for your amusement.
If you fail prepare to become the dirt under my boot 🔫🔫🔫💯☠️
For those curious, the T.O.G is in the the second canteen inside the tank museum in Weymouth. Sadly its hidden behind a kids play area so its hard to see the side but you can still see the front, and yes, the play area is the length of the tank.
The tank museums in Bovington, A small town with an even bigger military outpost attached to it, about 20-30 minutes away from Weymouth inland.
I believe it's been moved away from the play area so you can approach it up close nowadays.
they should of made the tank the play area
Holy mother of metal that sht is *HUGE!*
Badgers videos are getting more and more like a fever dream, and I’m all here for it.
@Canyon bro what 💀
@@nightgoji It's a bot. Don't reply to it, just flag it, flag the bot's account, flag the video the bot links to, and flag the account that uploaded the video the bot linked to.
it was the Max0r contact high.
Give him a couple of years and his videos will start looking like Something Witty Entertainment's community page updates. xD
Not even close Max0r makes fever dream type shit
I think my favorite part about these World of Tanks vids is when Badger turns into a French aristocrat every time he spots an enemy tank.
*loads AP round with malicious aristocratic intent*
11:40 Badger's logic is completely correct lol
I mean if I'm using the same tank as the guy shooting at me, and we both fire at the same time, that 2.5% extra reload speed is gonna be noticeable when I'm spamming the 'Shoot that MF' button.
@@phoenixchampion7 exactly
2.5 is 2.5
Make it make sense, bro
Yeah, he's right. 2.5% of 4 seconds is 0.1 seconds. 4 - 0.1 = 3.9 seconds. It's not much, but it's certainly faster.
10:18 Badger started to French laugh like a supervillain when the hero tripped
You gotta love how with Badger, you don’t just get expert shitposting for more than ten minutes straight, but also a few really interesting history lessons.
He was spot on! The TOG II was developed from the ground up on the assumption of more trench warfare, but the design wasn't complete until 1943 so it was already completely obsolete and never entered production.
Well it's also got a pretty bad awful pay to win game that would otherwise be kinda fun.
It’s just so complex. :) it makes it engaging, and not just someone screaming shitposts that numb your brain. It engages all parts of your brain, and I love it, and it also encourages rewatching, cause the jokes keep being funny.
One cannot be an expert shitposter without alot of knowledge. It's way funnier to base stupid things on things that actually exist or historical events.
@@aarepelaa1142 At high tiers yes, gold ammo everywhere, and overly high burst damage and/or hulldown turret strength. If you stay at tier 6 and below you actually stand a chance of having fun. It's what I did back in the day.
“I was checking my mailbox for pipe bombs”
Badger please tell me this isn’t a normal occurrence
@Not gonna lie don't acknowledge it, it's just another bot
It is if you piss off the furries on a regular basis.
@@Mensmoocher I usually get mine on the 3rd of every month
If your friends don’t send weekly pipe bombs to you they ain’t real friends
You live a life of danger ignoring the wii wrist strap
9:09 I appreciate that Mission Impossible Henry Cavil "cocking his guns" reference.
I feel like badger and his freinds need a podcast that would be insane
I would instantly sub
I mean, that’s pretty much what their streams are
If they had podcast room , that shit will get banished instantly by the amount of aneurysm and no context conversation they all had
they have one. it's called ruclips.net/user/therussianbadger
Lol. I'm your 789th like.
I would love to see a series where Badger just does history videos in his usual comedic style
Like Oversimplified, but funnier and more animated in Source
@Not gonna lie ngl this looks like one of those bots- y'all there to confirm not or
That would be the best series
@@merrymary7109 so like overly sarcastic productions?
Fever dream Oversimplified.
(Although some of his humour is very Badger-esque anyway)
Badger now started using the mocap suit to animate himself sitting in front of his desk and playing games, we went a full circle bois
no he plays first, then animates as I know bc I don't think he does that hand gestures
@@fatihaydynly5500 the joke went so far over your head it’s now considered an Extraterrestrial being
@@johngun4377 no I knew that he doesn't do it, not like I thought about it like hours
@@fatihaydynly5500 Reddit Moment
What if he streams IN his mocap suit
badger, hit the damn griddy as Walter White
I WILL NOT STOP UNTILL MY MISSION IS DONE
WHAT!?!?
Where in the vid?
@@bradyharper38 im asking him to its not in the vid
If you want him to do it, you have to offer something he wants
Like the schematics for the A10 Warthog
@@thomasnolastname8734 i forgot i asked him to do this a year ago, i should teach him how to make the funny white powder
“When that one island in the pacific was on its villain arc”
That is possibly badgur’s best historical euphemism
Joker*
Ngl I heard the exact same thing the first 5 or so times I watched this video but just now I realized he said "island in the ATLANTIC", so he's probably just referring to great Britain, even though referencing Japan would have been a bit more based
The question is, did they ever stop? :D
@@dank.or was he talking about Ireland?
@Silver_Otter nah I just checked and I'm pretty sure the TOG was designed in Britain, which only specifies the main island of the UK and not Ireland.
Can we appreciate the fact that Badger does everything including Motion-Capture, Animation, Capturing Game footage and Editing. That’s dedication right here.
And he’s married
@@hair853 What.
@@hair853 WHAT?
@@hair853 WHAT?
@@hair853 FUCKIN WHAT? i didnt even know he had a girlfriend, let alone a wife.
remembering that badge had to do all those motions to get the maximum comedy effect brings a smile to my face
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
@@michaelwesten4624 what are you on(.) about
@@michaelwesten4624 𝘥𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘲...
“One pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal”
Best description of Hamburger Helper
13:39 is just funny for no absolute reason
Only TheRussianBadger can start a video by saying “So I was checking my mailbox for a pipe-bomb the other day” and have it be completely normal. I freaking love this channel.
ok
Or when “when that island in the Atlantic went on it’s joker arc”
If you tried to describe this channel to someone don't describe it just say ,YES
@@spaceengineeringempire4086 I'm still confused about that line. Like, I genuinely don't know what he's referring to, but I really feel like I should. But I can't just Google "island in the Atlantic having a joker arc" and expect to get actual answers... What is he talking about there?
@@althelor it’s talking about England and when we’ll I don’t know. It’s England and they’ve done a lot.
You know it's a good day when Badger posts a video after a stream occurred at midnight.
Banana
Facts
No way this guy's name is "Jacket - Hotline Miami 2"
i considered watching it but didnt
What are you doing here havnt you been ERASED by a nuke
5:36 I love the way the juggernaut says “bing bong” it has the same energy as the scouts “BONK!”
I actually went to the museum where the TOG is currently being held and the thing is massive! My dad has a photo of me and my brother laying under the thing, so the title of behemoth definitely goes to the TOG
I feel like Badger finds a new editing effect every other month and decides to make a new youtube video subtly focusing on said effect
It's crazy scary how good badger is getting with his animations. "Who knew that me shitposting in SFM was a superior animator than anyone at a AAA game development studio."
Anyone who has ever seen SFM
- Badger, during the MUTE Operation event in siege.
Crazy what a $26,000 mocap suit will do for you ain't it
there's a reason AAA games don't use mocap suits... it would fuck their budget into the ground... Final Fantasy 14 tried it and their budget was so heavily shafted by it, they forgot to make the rest of the game to the point hwere the entire game had to be scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up using standard by-hand animations just to keep it afloat
then it became the second biggest MMO of all time (at times overtaking WoW to become THE biggest but not consistently enough to solidify its place) but.. it's a bit too late to go back and re-do the animations.
Animated movies have hundreds of millions in budget and even they can't afford to be full mocap.
I mean, technically, AAA animation is better and more plentiful than Badger’s own work since EVERYTHING in a game is animated.
But Badger has talked about his process before. He said that one of the benefits of his current job is that he doesn’t have tight deadlines and can work on whatever he wants no matter how trivial or unnecessary. If Badger decides to spend 100 hours animating a 5 second skit in a 20 minute video to perfection, he absolutely can.
Whereas in a game development environment, one doesn’t have time to spend forever animating stuff because there’s countless other stuff to do and depends on other work being done first.
Badger himself has said if he was solely living off RUclips ad revenue, he wouldn’t have the time to make his current high quality animations since ad revenue demands consistent and frequent uploads.
4:37 POV: You're talking to your next s/o after leaving an abusive relationship and trying to calm them down
*"An abstract carnival of pain"*
You've just described the dark carnival map from L4D2
Badger's the only person who can make what's basically a 15-minute ad and I'll watch it all the way through
Idk why but badger's world of tanks videos are his best ones
How do I get world of tanks for ps4
Most advertisers don't use humor we actually find funny, they're usually slow af or really cringey. Badger is what we see as funny
But u wont play the game cause its trash
@@chriswhitson5934 I bet you're fun at parties
Badger is so talented he makes 14 minutes feel like half an hour with rapid fire memes and jokes. its beautiful!
it's overedited
@@meniimya5148 it’s a shitpost what did you expect. Swas.
@@meniimya5148 that's the entire ✨ point ✨ of his content
It’s not enough
Just knowing that it’s badger in a mocap suit do all the actions and movements of there’s characters (apart from the rag doll hopefully 😅) makes this sooo much funnier ..
And makes it that much more awesome leaving me wondering if he storyboards it out or if most of it just comes from inside his noggin haha ❤
8:18 is a good call back to the kid who failed the QTE falling tv
Badger videos are the definition of quality over quantity
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
I'd say the definition is ContraPoints.
Nontheless, Badger's videos are as entertaining as hers are illuminating.
@@michaelwesten4624 too bad he avoids war thunder :(
Badger needs to run the Badger tank
@@Just_A_Random_Desk war thunder is just suffering 2.
Badger's laugh at his own "tons" joke was what killed me XD
I was about to say the same thing
The reason why the tog is so loved is simply
L O N G
"Slippery little bastard!"
*STANDING HERE I REALIZE*
"Making the mother of all tanks here, Jack! Can't fret over every TOG!"
*YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*
4:08 Here we go!
I love three kinds of class archetypes:
- The one that is as durable as a dandelion but can eviscerate you by existing next to you
- The one that sits off to the side directing the flow of the entire match like a goddamn pizzeria guard
And of course:
- The one that takes five days to kill, and four days to reach you
Correction: four business days
These descriptions got my lungs ✨D I S I N T E G R A T I N G✨
And once they reach you, they regenerate health after killing you
@@astranix0198 its four business days, and it starts on a tuesday, because uh, you cant kill a weiner pog
to put it in tropes:
-glass cannon: can't tank a scratch, but kills all it touches
- doesn't really have a trope.
-the mighty glacier: an utter beast of power and endurance kneecapped by terribly speed
I swear, Badger could teach quantum physics and still make it entertaining
Thats cause quantum physics is entertaining.
Yeah, quantum physics already is entertaining.
I didn't say it's easy - conventional rules of physics break down on the quantum level, so the concepts you have to tackle are highly unintuitive.
But it's entertaining!
The concepts that you learn are so incredible in function and so universal in scope, that it's nothing short of an insult to call quantum physics boring.
if you want to have physics lessons with an excessive amount of memes, check out martincitopants kerbal space program videos
@@fegenein862 Kyle Hill is superior, bot.
@@InsomniacDoggo they have a different style of videos though
My favorite thing about this video is how the animations make it look like the gang is having this conversation while standing guard outside a military base that is currently being assaulted by zombie clowns and a giant hotdog.
0:15
*"INTO THE FIRE!!!"*
0:16
I love watching 10 minutes of badgers animation and 4 minutes of actual gameplay
Yes.
But isn't that what we are really here for?
@@boommastr1539 oh absolutely tbh. I could watch a whole TV show in that style lol
HE BOUGHT THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT.
HE GON USE THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT.
Yeaaaaah
Look I love Badger and his buddies…
But watching a single joke or punchline followed by half a minute of edited sounds and mocap gets stale…fast
Literally a quarter of the banter and game related content we used to get
Why is the sight of the BOI running up to the tank with his arms outstretched in a hug so wholesome to me?
Reminds me of that episode where SpongeBob hugs that drive able rock
I dunno, but that reminds me of little me hugging and playing on a local T-34
Just realized how much badger looks like a much younger Quentin Tarantino
And then he's gonna announce that he's directing a movie
@@alternative7586 Featuring his friends, and lots, and lots of shit posty improv.
I swear every video his SFM skills just get better and better
This is my first video of his.
I'm absolutely astounded at what he and crew are doing with friggin' Source Film Maker.
*Queue Q3A Announcer* "IMPRESSIVE"
Badger's return hit harder than a a rogue planet flying across the universe.
Badger hit harder than the multi billion dollar satellite NASA crashed into an asteroid.
the first time i've ever heard badger break character during an animated section:
"Imagine you have a ton. Now imagine you have 79 more tons- *wheeze"*
Best part of the video
@@particularace_1801 nah bro the whole video is the best part
Me a visual learner: That's alot of tons.
@@thereadingaddict1632 doesnt the name remind you of the twitter community?
@@Ghost-ot8cg my name?
I love how this man really made the commercial a part of the video. When dude reminded me of the sponsor I had already forgotten that the video was sponsored
How, insanity
3:19 I love the good collision sounds followed by badgers vacant expression.
The detail of him using a death note as a mousepad is amazing
I thought that was a printed mousepad, that's a really neat little touch
This video has been out for 30 seconds and is already a certified hood classic
Yes
you cant call it a hood classic its reserved for very specific things.
~heavenly.
Naw this video is already a hood classic
Love how badger turns french when hes laughing sometimes
The character animations seriously keep getting better & better with each video I watch. 😂❤😂❤
Badger really made us wait a month for him to talk about a hot dog for 14 minutes
It do be like that
because it's the hot dog of death
bro it's the Costoc hot dog it's not just a hot dog that's a way of life
Dude. It's a hot dog with insane armor and a suck-ass top speed. That's worth AT LEAST 14 minutes! 😆
@@robertono2331 If the dog ain't a Nathan's, then Costco is irrelevant.
I swear, badgers animation and editing skills increase every video.
HES EVOLVING WE HAVE TO STOP HI-
no, let's see how far we can go
CARRON: Badge edition
yeah it's better than some random twitch clips stitched togethere half as s- ed
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
oh god, badger got floorboard, he’s putting him in SFM to get beaten by a comically large spoon oh fuck
I'm sorry but the funniest part of this video is when Badger says "imagine you have a ton... now imagine you have 79 more" and just starts laughing at the end 😂 that killed me
I think the best use of the long boy tank is to use it as moving cover for the smaller tanks.
but they'll be hit by the artillery too
When TheRussianBadger said “It’s Toggin’ time” and Togged all over the place, truly breath taking.
The most RUclips video ever.
Definitely one of the RUclips videos of all time.
@@zachdavis8251 Definitely
I love how I wait 30+ days for a 14 minute video that provides more entertainment to my life than the last 6 months has.
and a video that was created as a add
Ayo, same
We need a full lenght cut of dancing in front of "Abstract Carnival of Pain" sign.
3:00
For reference, in BattleTech, the Charger BattleMech is 80 tons, but can do 86 kph.
And that’s only because it has a FUCKHUEG 400-rating FUSION ENGINE onboard ready to cook the pilot in his/her SEAT.
Each Badger video is the equivalent of a fever dream/ acid trip combo
naw thats maxor dude
@@karlwikman3874 maxor is the fever dream, badge is the stuff you remember watching at 3 am
Badger videos feels like the memories of the time you spent with the boys™
Just said the same thing before seeing your comment 😂
Yeah I had to watch this 3 times just to understand, the intro made my brain crash
the fact that the ending dance animation is probably badger in a mocap suit brings a smile to my face... work it badger
@Cassie uhh?
Bettin $10 that mf is a bot…..
@@Privatepain1234 prob tried to comment but didnt realise he replied.
@@ajoe.8461 probably
I wonder if there's a Medjay in world of tanks, and, if so, does Badger know it can destroy the Tog ll by practically staring at it?
Oof I used to ply that tank on mobile and it's a freaking BEAST.
8:45 "MY TRACK"
"For all my international [friends] who haven't landed on the moon-"
Goddamn, Badger. Not only was this a fun lesson in weird history, but that's one of the most hilarious ways I've heard an imperial-to-metric demand.
With metric rockets
Fun fact, NASA uses the metric system. I only found this out the other day
fun fact, everything remotely scientific uses the metric system
only 3 countries use imperial, usa being one of 'em. and then there are mixed user like canada and england.
@@antcommander1367 Most Britain-decendent nations use some degree of imperial.
Metric is better for precise decisions but Imperial is a much easier measurement for imprecise human measurements. Anything rule of thumb is better with inches.
Most nations have at least a degree of local measurements being used somewhere in the language.
Love the videos Badger, now make moar
Edit: Had to correct my spelling
Banana
Banana
Yes
Banana
I have shart my pants
I think this video honestly has the best visual gags in any badger video, every one is tight and funny and it isn't just a character model making hand gestures lol there's always SOMETHING happening
"You're gonna get command grabbed by the beach ball" is the funniest quote I've heard in a while
You know Badger is having fun when it is VR animated video with tons of love and hardwork.... for a failed prototype tank in a tank game. I whole heartedly approve
it wasn't a FAILED prototype, just a late one. par for the course when the tank in question is a bunker on treads with a top speed you can outpace on a tricycle.
motion capture suit actually
Imagine you're a higher ranking officer tasking a Sergeant to take him and his men to clear a potential enemies house and this is their debriefing: 1:11
Off the fucking map
1:11 "Yeah, I cleared the house...
*BOOM!*
...off the fucking map!"
Skulker is truly a menace to society.
I want more of his shenanigans. 🎉
I felt that, "NOOOO-" when Skulker was rewinding vomit sounds. The amount of emotional damage in that split second of screaming was palpable
Watching a juggernaut with an exoskeleton talk to twitch chat is magical
I'm so glad I was introduced to this channel.
the intro feels like me when i went dummy off of flinstone gummies
He used the sound of the sorting algorithm to amass the health pool… Genius
Oh my god that’s brilliant. I didn’t catch it the first time
Badger slowly turning into a one man movie studio for 3d animation
and the best thing about it is that when the movie is released we don't have to pay for admission
At 10:17 he goes from French to goblin in a matter of seconds.
4:42 so basically I can take roughly 15 hits
"Imagine you have one ton... now imagine you have seventy-nine more tons" sent me to heaven
did you hear him slightly laugh as he said it that was what really got me the fact that he laughed at his own stupid bullshit that he wrote and planned out
I feel like “abstract carnival of pain” describes most of badgers content. Perfect
The idea of an incredibly large, fast firing, extremely durable tank might actually work if paired with many small hard hitting tanks.
5:58 months later at the badge sqaud HQ.
"1 pound, 1 pan, 1 tasty meal."
Greatest quote I think I've heard in a while
Seriously someone who works in their marketing needs to adopt this as their new Slogan XD
It really does encapsulate Hamburger Helper lol. As someone who live on a budget, that shit tastes good AND it's cheap.
“An abstract carnival of pain” is a good way to describe the kidney stone slowly making its way through me right now.
I feel you man i was bed ridden 4 three days unable to move.
OW
Did you get it out yet?
5:55 Felony tomfoolery charges
man I've never played a war game, and I don't even like the combat parts of my rpgs like half the time- but you and your friends are enjoying yourselves and laughing so much I can't help but smile! wild stuff.
Badger back in a tank. May God help the Axis - they're about to need it.
he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video
All the animations this video had double the impact and I couldn’t love it more
As a tank operator these video tickle me in a very special way
1:06 its sounds like what would play for the start of a funny clip show
I believe that if maxor and badger ever make a video together, many people will suffer from serious brain damage for the enormous amount of "quality content" they are so known for.
oh they did, badger VA'd for Maxor's second Elden Ring vid.
@@mileskessler2905 with Ironmouse in it, its so curse knowing Max0r and Russianbadger is in the same vid as Mousey, its like knowing Ronald Reagan and Stalin is in the same recording room as Taylor Swift, I mean you know Taylor Swift but you also know Reagan and Stalin
If Max0r, Badger, and Martincitopants collaborate, I think my brain will explode
@@herrdoctor2895 they feel like entirely separate worlds.
@@agileapollo that would be awesome.
But I think Max0r knew better than to put the two in the same video.
Man I really love how badger has gotten so much better at animating for his shotposts of videos. Its awesome
The 50,000USD(?) MoCap suit helps
For the Young Thug part, he was under arrest for conspiracy to violate Georgia’s RICO Act.
4:09 STANDING HERE!!! I REALIZE!!! THAT YOUR JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!!!
I love the Tank Trivia thrown in about the choice of tank, Badger. Keep it up!