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Комментарии • 4,7 тыс.

  • @fuzionsteel4902
    @fuzionsteel4902 4 года назад +8307

    5:01
    “What’s wrong with this photo?”
    ⭕️it’s annoying or not interesting
    ✅ I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
    ⭕️it shouldn’t be on RUclips
    ⭕️it’s spam

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +7304

    The motherland and the fatherland also had a child that they both abused, commonly known as "Poland"

    • @reasonxaphn1x
      @reasonxaphn1x 4 года назад +301

      f in the chat for poland everybody (plot twist, this is Justin Y's alt account)

    • @nickisme1236
      @nickisme1236 4 года назад +118

      your God damn right

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 4 года назад +178

      That was more fighting over custody of an adopted child.

    • @superdounutxd8288
      @superdounutxd8288 4 года назад +25

      Ive seen this man

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 4 года назад +26

      Poland the childland, or as the germans called it kinderland.

  • @m18singz
    @m18singz 4 года назад +1955

    Russianbadger be like: World of Tanks: let's start out with tier 6's for now War Thunder: immediately sticks himself in an M1A1 Abrams and a black shark.

    • @Urziel99
      @Urziel99 4 года назад +50

      He did use a super rare seal clubbing tank at tier 3 in one of the other videos. Panzer IIJ iirc.

    • @carolusrex4008
      @carolusrex4008 4 года назад +4

      Well if they don’t survive the third story fall, then no one will be able to tell you.. except for the news cast on the 6 o’clock news

    • @Vlix223
      @Vlix223 4 года назад +7

      Says a lot about the difficulty of the game

    • @rottenspooks3518
      @rottenspooks3518 4 года назад +8

      @@Vlix223 bro top tier warthunder is hard as hell cause anyone who's not paid to be there knows every map inside and out and will spawn snipe you from their spawn.

    • @eugensimp2812
      @eugensimp2812 4 года назад +1

      @@Urziel99PZ II J sucks lol. U can just play in a m2 medium and use heat to pen that thing

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman 4 года назад +1531

    Can I just say that:
    “Like 6 raccoons in a tank trying to drive forward through a McDonald’s drive-thru”
    is now my favorite metaphor for a team project I’ve ever heard in my goddamn life?

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 года назад +21

      You could imagine my joy seeing my earth brothers at maccas

    • @wakeless9648
      @wakeless9648 4 года назад +4

      I hit your brothers with a tank full of angry dogs

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 года назад +11

      @@wakeless9648 *angry raccoon noices*

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 4 года назад +7

      Humor 100

    • @wakeless9648
      @wakeless9648 4 года назад +3

      @@space_racc sucks to be in space nerd

  • @samuelrodrigues9071
    @samuelrodrigues9071 3 года назад +2645

    "Heavenly that barrier is literally designed to stop tanks."
    *"it didnt stop badger tho"*

    • @hewhowatches5711
      @hewhowatches5711 3 года назад +29

      South Carolinian here. Basements are subset of the Schrodinger's menagerie. They are both everywhere and nowhere.

    • @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus
      @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus 2 года назад +44

      *nothing can stop his relentless shitposting crusade.*

    • @lonewolf0712
      @lonewolf0712 2 года назад +4

      1k like

    • @WolfTrooperRex
      @WolfTrooperRex Год назад +1

      Other South Carolinian here. I haven’t been in my home state long enough to confirm or deny it but thank you for telling me a place to put my XM8LMG and M2A1 Freebrams.

    • @jordanharrison496
      @jordanharrison496 11 месяцев назад

      i know im a little late, but BADGER FUKIN BALLIN

  • @foundationsoversight8479
    @foundationsoversight8479 3 года назад +396

    0:50
    If you listen close enough, you can hear the "bruh" vibrato of him being spotted. That's great

    • @e1._.r0se
      @e1._.r0se 2 года назад +14

      YOU CAN HAHAA I LOVE THAT

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Год назад +5

      🤣 thank you for telling me that it took me 30 times of watching it to hear that

    • @co2kd80
      @co2kd80 Год назад +2

      Wtf

    • @totalyanolive
      @totalyanolive 2 месяца назад

      no way

    • @pixelatedpuppet895
      @pixelatedpuppet895 Месяц назад

      THEY TEASED DA VID!!!!😮😮😮😮😮
      Lol

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 4 года назад +2438

    Borger: You know for 2020 I want to try doing fewer sponsored videos
    World of Tanks: *Aggressively throws money*

  • @p4ladin167
    @p4ladin167 4 года назад +429

    Clu: "Heavenly that barrier is literally made to stop tanks!"
    Bajur: hehe Crusader tank go vroom vroom

    • @alexanderbillick5203
      @alexanderbillick5203 4 года назад +6

      I am in love with your profile picture, and the fact that you exist under that name.

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 3 года назад +968

    Heavenly: “That barrier is literally designed to stop tanks.”
    RussianBadger: *I am going to do what’s called a pro-gamer move.*

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 2 года назад +8

      "That thing can't stop me, cuz I'm unstoppable."

    • @thegraybeast1854
      @thegraybeast1854 2 года назад +15

      Heavenly : "That barrier is literally designed to stop tanks."
      Meanwhile, in a fast approaching tank...
      RussianBadger : *WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BRAKES*

    • @e1._.r0se
      @e1._.r0se 2 года назад +1

      It was Clu who said that but so true lmao

    • @lightblazer1586
      @lightblazer1586 Год назад

      It didn't stop badger tho

  • @XavierBlack1
    @XavierBlack1 4 года назад +626

    Heavenly: "Like 6 raccoons in a tank trying to go forward through a McDonald's drive thru."
    You're not wrong, mate.

    • @astronaut3248
      @astronaut3248 4 года назад +16

      It IS legal in some US States, though. You gotta disable the armaments (in legal terms, “deweaponize” it) on it, but get it registered and slap a license plate on that thing and you can drive a T-127 or a Sherman around. Sadly, you can’t drive something the size of a freebrams, since it’s “too dangerous” for the road. “Well, that’s ONE way to get through a traffic jam.”

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 4 года назад +8

      Shilio Voidwalker just crush the other cars like “get the fuck out of the WAY”
      Police: sir I’m gonna need you to step out of the tank
      Them: but they were going sooo slow!
      😂

    • @WhydoIneedahandle1111
      @WhydoIneedahandle1111 4 года назад +6

      Shilio Voidwalker Actually, I saw FPS Russia pull up to a White Castle in an M4 Sherman a few years ago on RUclips. I thought it was hilarious.

    • @benbrunt6365
      @benbrunt6365 4 года назад +2

      @@astronaut3248 you can still off road it like an atv though

  • @gabeargenti7931
    @gabeargenti7931 4 года назад +2322

    When badger is literally the weird kid in class that is dark yet hilarious at the same, I felt that.

  • @williamnearyy
    @williamnearyy 4 года назад +444

    A true fact: The KV-2s HE shell caused half of Australia to burn to a crisp

  • @saltstorm1025
    @saltstorm1025 2 года назад +149

    10:32 “don’t worry badger I have plenty you can have some of mine” damn, I did not need to be called out today

  • @Estinus
    @Estinus 4 года назад +202

    This is peak:
    "Yea, I'll take uhhh $40 on pump 6, a pack of Swishers and 3 Black n' Milds."
    "Sir you just handed me $5."
    "Aight, just the Swishers then."

  • @diegosigua2106
    @diegosigua2106 4 года назад +2033

    4:01 you dont need HE rounds to burn California, but a gender reveal

    • @beanboy5295
      @beanboy5295 4 года назад +35

      It was also at the beginning in the title card

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 4 года назад +53

      The HE round is the gender reveal. " It's a Harlequin baby. "

    • @linus5597
      @linus5597 4 года назад +17

      the gender is he

    • @cruzdavis4141
      @cruzdavis4141 4 года назад +9

      Linus Gaming in the little drummer them can’t even call a boy a boy now

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 года назад +10

      @@linus5597, Nah, the gender is HE.

  • @a6zero980
    @a6zero980 4 года назад +1764

    Stalin’s refrigeration station reinforced with high reverb “Bruh sound effect#2”

  • @thescottishgiant855
    @thescottishgiant855 3 года назад +389

    “In the name of his glory” FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

  • @alexanderbillick5203
    @alexanderbillick5203 4 года назад +799

    World war three be like:
    General: That fortress was literally designed to stop an attack!
    Heavenly in the back: *takes shot of 105 octane gasoline* It won't stop Badger

    • @mercurysarcade8538
      @mercurysarcade8538 4 года назад +12

      We should Give Fury 2 To all tank drivers

    • @dante.2639
      @dante.2639 4 года назад +7

      @@MistakenBacon1 it never stops Badger the air bender

    • @dj_mcfuggernugs507
      @dj_mcfuggernugs507 4 года назад +6

      Badger: Just because it can stop me doesnt mean it will stop me

    • @xtflogicalohio3044
      @xtflogicalohio3044 4 года назад +2

      You cannot stop a God if he wants to Goomba stomp your shit into oblivion.

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 4 года назад +751

    Meanwhile at the orphanage: “hey billy, is that a HE round coming straight us?”

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 4 года назад +30

      _Billy runs to the door but can't get out..._

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 4 года назад +42

      *What’re they gonna do, tell their PARENTS?*

    • @therealgold7490
      @therealgold7490 4 года назад +20

      @@DxBlack Billy:DOOR STUCK, PLEASE-*INSERT EXPLOSION SOUND HERE*

    • @JohnnyLouisXIX
      @JohnnyLouisXIX 4 года назад +12

      Hey Ron
      Hey Billy

    • @ASpookyFellow
      @ASpookyFellow 4 года назад +3

      This is the second worst thing that has happened to them

  • @TacticallyInferior
    @TacticallyInferior 4 года назад +472

    Always great when it starts with “you ever seen ness hit captain falcon with a home run bat”

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 4 года назад +2

      Hey ya’ll ever seen a jiggilypuff with a star Wand RKO ryu

    • @sanshelltaker3936
      @sanshelltaker3936 4 года назад

      Grand Slam

    • @billninethefatguy117
      @billninethefatguy117 4 года назад

      Y does badger look like the boy in the striped pajamas

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 4 года назад

      Max Agnew JIGGLYPUFF PULLS UP and says*RRRRRRRRRRIGHT OUT OF THIS SHIT*

    • @Spark412
      @Spark412 4 года назад

      I mean the video didn't start with that.

  • @Untoter_Konig
    @Untoter_Konig 3 года назад +94

    “You can’t cross that anti tank barrier”
    Badger : “observe”

  • @keyrel2404
    @keyrel2404 4 года назад +1903

    “What’s wrong with basements?” “Earthquakes” was my immediate thought as a Californian. XD

    • @moonsalibi
      @moonsalibi 4 года назад +112

      As a floridian, basements are a myth to me and no living person can convince me that they are real.

    • @diamondking6432
      @diamondking6432 4 года назад +29

      Simply Gaming Michigander here can say they are very much so real

    • @crypticabyss1013
      @crypticabyss1013 4 года назад +27

      @@diamondking6432 very much real, as a fellow michigander i am well acquainted with mine

    • @benjaminokonski9186
      @benjaminokonski9186 4 года назад +21

      @@diamondking6432 Minnesotan here. They exist, alright. And they come with great variance.

    • @OfficialSharmat
      @OfficialSharmat 4 года назад +32

      Indiana boi here.
      basements don't exist.
      unless you're trying to hide from a tornado, because then they exist.

  • @spartanactual3840
    @spartanactual3840 4 года назад +841

    5:50 “that barrier is designed to stop tanks” Russian badger:(cracks knuckles)

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 4 года назад +32

      RussianBadger: *Jumps a tank barrier like he’s Tony Hawk in the X-Games*

    • @dustvenom1019
      @dustvenom1019 4 года назад +16

      Deus vult brother

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 4 года назад +33

      Dragon's Teeth's:"we are specifically made to stop t-"
      Badger:"I PAID FOR THE SPEEDOMETER I'M GONNA USE THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER"

    • @darkryder4698
      @darkryder4698 3 года назад +8

      @@regalblade8171 EXACTLY.

    • @ilikecheese4518
      @ilikecheese4518 3 года назад +4

      observe

  • @bathyste4560
    @bathyste4560 4 года назад +278

    -"Honey ?"
    -"Yes ?"
    -"We did buy all our stuff in the Panzer store, with a APCR bonus yes ?"
    -"We did."
    -"Then why does the fridge start speaking Russian and has HE rounds in it ?"

    • @toastygaming5365
      @toastygaming5365 4 года назад

      Because we bought it at the used store run by the Russian

    • @wyattreno5113
      @wyattreno5113 4 года назад

      @@toastygaming5365 nah, it's just russian partisans.

  • @ampstamp
    @ampstamp 4 года назад +470

    Fun fact: there's a version of the russian death fridge that has 2 additional turrets on top of the first one
    It's called the KV-222

  • @sonyas948
    @sonyas948 4 года назад +410

    I’m from Florida and that picture was Way too accurate

    • @emperorunicorn2826
      @emperorunicorn2826 4 года назад +33

      Right? Literally a week ago I had to call animal control because of a gator in my garbage bin outside.
      The swamp kittens are getting rowdy lately

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 4 года назад +15

      @@emperorunicorn2826 a what

    • @TheStonedRat69
      @TheStonedRat69 4 года назад +12

      @@emperorunicorn2826 I know mine are getting too loud

    • @thegamingdiesel9717
      @thegamingdiesel9717 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @nathanbart0
      @nathanbart0 4 года назад +2

      Jaden Orsini BROTHER!

  • @itzzdustyspartan3241
    @itzzdustyspartan3241 4 года назад +263

    Badger: Calls TOG, "Weiner Pog"
    The Mighty Jingles would like to know your location

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 4 года назад +1

      I wish i'd been there. I'd have shown him the World of Lols stuff. That short in ep... 30? was glorious.

    • @22cj57
      @22cj57 4 года назад +2

      badger + jingles is something this planet is not ready for its like you get the burning commentary from jingles and the yeet chaos from badger that would be fuckin awesome

  • @elijahpizarro4997
    @elijahpizarro4997 4 года назад +638

    Therussainbadger: for the fatherla- I mean motherland.
    Russians: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
    *We love switching sides don't we badger?*

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever 4 года назад +34

      Italian blood runs in his veins

    • @GunLinser
      @GunLinser 4 года назад +8

      Russians use both Fatherland/Motherland.

    • @brycenstokes2860
      @brycenstokes2860 4 года назад +5

      Can someone give me a quick reminder on which video had the “we love switching sides”

    • @brycenstokes2860
      @brycenstokes2860 4 года назад +1

      RiftyFish_Solidier7919 thanks

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 4 года назад +2

      Mc Italy
      "We love switchin´ sides"

  • @julianspatter
    @julianspatter Год назад +32

    I remember back in 8th grade my history class had a visit from a WWII veteran who was on a tank crew. They were out patrolling some abandoned town when the guy who sent them on the patrol called everyone back to where their base was. The guy driving the tank ended up taking a wrong turn on some random street and they ended up ridiculously lost. At the same time, a German tank had managed to get close to the American base without them knowing, but as they were getting ready to attack out comes the lost tank from *behind* them, and assuming that their ambush just got counter ambushed the German tank immediately surrendered.

    • @shawnlam3109
      @shawnlam3109 16 дней назад

      HA
      UNO REVERSE, SAUERKRAUT BI-

  • @dungaloidblastobrain9515
    @dungaloidblastobrain9515 4 года назад +91

    One of my favourite parts of badgers editing is the mix of military models that usually make sense given the context of what they're talking about which just immediately switched to fucken Sauron sitting on an I-beam drinking Monster.

  • @tatortot2416
    @tatortot2416 4 года назад +1956

    I swear, you guys playing world of tanks is like, "Geneva convention? More like a suggestion!"

    • @MunchlaxMakara
      @MunchlaxMakara 4 года назад +32

      Geneva suggestion :3

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 4 года назад +30

      I mean.... America never technically signed on or whatever.

    • @hayleytyler119
      @hayleytyler119 4 года назад +3

      This is my friend so much

    • @supersmesh9698
      @supersmesh9698 4 года назад +4

      @Paladin JN01 WULULULULU

    • @kalqul8er
      @kalqul8er 4 года назад +16

      Reminder to badger in friends: Don't accidentally commit any warcrimes
      Badger: well we're not fucking idiots, we know how to do it on purpose

  • @aceventurasspear22
    @aceventurasspear22 4 года назад +249

    Badger: *says Sabaton*
    Sabaton Fans: *uncontrollable nutting*

  • @frostqueen2537
    @frostqueen2537 3 года назад +54

    When I heard "Pk 40, Pk fire" I can imagine Ness shooting someone with glowing red eyes and no emotion

    • @projectxv3066
      @projectxv3066 Год назад +4

      OMAE NO SHINDIRU

    • @Siren_DarkOcean_Official
      @Siren_DarkOcean_Official 8 месяцев назад

      I mean it sounds possible especially after they added Bayonetta to Smash and she not only has normal hand guns but HEEL GUNS

  • @josephstalin7801
    @josephstalin7801 4 года назад +1494

    "Pk40 pk fire" "His neutral special is gun."

  • @VoltaicBacklash
    @VoltaicBacklash 4 года назад +230

    "Everything is a meme"
    Finally, he understands

    • @TheRealNobodyButu
      @TheRealNobodyButu 4 года назад +1

      Voltaic Backlash the Internet has finally and Truly taken over😂

    • @m00nyin82
      @m00nyin82 4 года назад

      He's already a meme, what are you talking about?

    • @VoltaicBacklash
      @VoltaicBacklash 4 года назад

      Of course he's a meme, the point is he has finally understood.
      ALL IS MEME

  • @kitsunehunt4541
    @kitsunehunt4541 4 года назад +186

    " this tank looks like it could take jerusalem in like an hour if it were listening to sabaton", i cant stress enough how hard i laughed

  • @spygaming1204
    @spygaming1204 3 года назад +103

    All mighty heavenlyfather once said:
    "The gators are alive!"

    • @HrZD16
      @HrZD16 3 года назад +2

      That quote hit me hard in the funny bone

  • @logansullivan576
    @logansullivan576 4 года назад +207

    "At least it's not about butter."
    -The Russian Badger

  • @sarahnovak9554
    @sarahnovak9554 4 года назад +228

    "What's the problem with a basement, doe?" You have to lay the buildings foundation below the frost line. In California, and other warmer states, the frost line is inches down or non existent. If they don't need to dig up a basement, they won't, because it's expensive. If you don't lay foundation below frost line, the freezing ground will lift and shift the house through the freeze/ thaw cycle.

    • @Adrian-qr6gk
      @Adrian-qr6gk 4 года назад +25

      Those earthquakes tho, scary thought to be in a basement as the ground just collapses around you and now your stuck

    • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
      @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 4 года назад +27

      In other words "THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER PLACE TO STORE AN AR-15 *GET RID OF IT!* "

    • @Tairafan
      @Tairafan 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was a flooding thing

    • @siegesquirrel42
      @siegesquirrel42 3 года назад

      i figured the earthquakes had something to do with it

    • @loserinasuit7880
      @loserinasuit7880 3 года назад +1

      @@siegesquirrel42 Faultline houses have their own structuring and don't apply to the greater part of the state.

  • @GeassX
    @GeassX 2 дня назад +3

    4:03 - I see why this popped up in my recommended feed, again.

  • @DemonHunter2271
    @DemonHunter2271 4 года назад +85

    5:28
    Badger: “This looks like it could take Jerusalem in like ONE HOUR if it were listening to Sabaton.”
    Me: “Well... The Crusader Tank did mostly fight in The North Africa Campaign. So... I guess it could.”

    • @Phantombadger777
      @Phantombadger777 4 года назад +6

      In the African campaign due to the main gun being terrible at long range against panzers, they had to do tank charges in order to get an advantage against panzer tanks in tank warfare

    • @DemonHunter2271
      @DemonHunter2271 4 года назад +1

      @phantom badger Great to see another historian here!

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 4 года назад +4

      @@Phantombadger777 So you telling me the "Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!" , was an actual thing? WOW

    • @theFOODslayer
      @theFOODslayer 4 года назад

      F*ck i live in Jerusalem...

  • @aderpyperson
    @aderpyperson 4 года назад +76

    5:00 as a resident of Florida, I can confirm that image is inaccurate. It’s missing the hicks shooting at a tropical storm and the fabled all-powerful *Florida Man*

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 4 года назад +5

      What's it like living in a real life GTA Online server with no moderation?

    • @benvoli0c977
      @benvoli0c977 4 года назад +2

      @@Phantom-qr1ug with modders cause I'm here as well

    • @UberDragoon
      @UberDragoon 4 года назад +1

      I concur.

  • @aristotle6873
    @aristotle6873 4 года назад +189

    "if you love the military so much why don't you join it?"
    That's not a bad idea actually

    • @elijahmontgomery4146
      @elijahmontgomery4146 4 года назад +7

      Aristotle Already have fuckers ✌️ infantry life

    • @AlexanderVonMalachi
      @AlexanderVonMalachi 4 года назад

      Yeah, not in my country.

    • @adrianjuarez1162
      @adrianjuarez1162 4 года назад

      David L I respect the military to but yeah but I don’t see the soldier’s getting that money and oil when they left the military we didn’t even build oil rigs and didn’t even get profits but you do you.

  • @doge4730
    @doge4730 3 года назад +26

    10:28 *P O U R L A F R A N C E*

  • @m00nyin82
    @m00nyin82 4 года назад +261

    Badger: tHiS tHiNg Is A fRiDgE. iT jUsT bOuNcEs EvErYtHiNg!
    Me: *shoots a fridge with a .40* It ate my bullet and I can't get it out.

  • @subrezon
    @subrezon 4 года назад +49

    Lol the "shooting over the mountain" story actually happened to a teacher from my high school. He used to be in Swiss military, and during an artillery training his crew misaligned the howitzer and shot over the mountain they were supposed to shoot, right into a pedestrian walking path on the next mountain. Nobody got harmed, but his squad got some serious trouble

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 4 года назад +70

    Death fridge crew: comrade chungus, pootis heavy, an Alaskan eagle and finally the ghost of ra-ra Rasputin

  • @Ezeebo652
    @Ezeebo652 3 года назад +11

    8:24 I almost spit all of my damn drink out,I literally jumped too XD
    just the fuckin BUSTED-
    and badger just being so nonchalant XD

  • @MultiDante333
    @MultiDante333 4 года назад +79

    it is said that whenever you actually hit with an HE from KV-2 the Hand of Stalin was guiding your shell

  • @trx90vito29
    @trx90vito29 4 года назад +119

    4:32 the definition of uncle rico saying "watch me throw this football over that mountain" but in tank form

  • @ryebread3028
    @ryebread3028 4 года назад +572

    “You only use HC if you’re trying to burn all of California”
    *WHELP*

    • @bdanmcg2170
      @bdanmcg2170 4 года назад +28

      The gender reveal: "Ya'll talking about this HE about to make me act up"

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 3 года назад +3

      Isnt that topical these days

  • @WhiteShadows0
    @WhiteShadows0 3 года назад +34

    "my face is my shield"
    *Me when I try to stay single*

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects 4 года назад +236

    If Russia is the motherland, and Germany is the fatherland, the partition of poland is a custody battle

    • @drhklm7148
      @drhklm7148 4 года назад +17

      If russia was the mother land and Germany is the father land then ww2 was domestic abuse

    • @ItsHimBro
      @ItsHimBro 4 года назад +15

      @@drhklm7148 the rest of the participants are just the neighbors that heard the fights across the street.

    • @kalebtewodros
      @kalebtewodros 2 года назад +3

      Profile pic checks out

    • @evilsclone2499
      @evilsclone2499 2 года назад

      The whole iron curtain was the abused small children to the abusive foster mother Russia

  • @skullsquid47
    @skullsquid47 4 года назад +71

    Badger and heavenly: shit, shit, reload! I don’t have an angle!
    Stretchy: distantly approaching hon hon’s

  • @TheChungassSupreme
    @TheChungassSupreme 4 года назад +300

    Badger: *Uses HEAT round*
    Stretchy: IT'S A BOY!!!!
    I'll see myself out....

    • @p4rnedjr.388
      @p4rnedjr.388 4 года назад +7

      I just did the longest inhale and exhale I've ever done before.

    • @drumrollplease4079
      @drumrollplease4079 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @slydogs8765
      @slydogs8765 3 года назад +1

      *Watches half if California*
      "It is now a mistake!"

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 2 года назад

      Bruh, HEAT/him-

  • @BossMr51
    @BossMr51 2 года назад +5

    i think the best part about these videos is how badger will just sit there for a minute and be like "okay what dumb shit is my friend gonna say now?" then still be completely surprised and burst out laughing
    badgers entire existence is just a cod lobby from 2010 that refuses to die and im here for the screaming rage

  • @PhoenixChaser1120
    @PhoenixChaser1120 4 года назад +130

    11:07
    Jello: Are you gonna call it Doge Stuck?
    Me: I can smell a whole lot of grey paint comin off that one bud

  • @hestan723
    @hestan723 4 года назад +73

    Me: *making my homeworks*
    Badger: *release a video*
    Me: *suddendly forgot my homework*

    • @eedagoat6683
      @eedagoat6683 4 года назад +2

      Your doing homework in JUNE?!

    • @ghostofury9755
      @ghostofury9755 4 года назад

      @@eedagoat6683 this mans right here probs ain't from murica
      and so is my self

    • @hestan723
      @hestan723 4 года назад

      @@ghostofury9755 of course i'm not american
      i'm french and my classes aren't end yet (just 1 week)

  • @lavaman03
    @lavaman03 4 года назад +44

    Never in my life did I ever think that’d I’d hear a living breathing human being say PK Glock

  • @TherealET
    @TherealET 3 года назад +11

    6:50 I’m never walking down a hallway in my life without thinking of this

  • @lightdestroyer626
    @lightdestroyer626 4 года назад +72

    8:26 when Candice sees Phineas and Ferb slightly move.

  • @saint-cetacean
    @saint-cetacean 4 года назад +82

    Badjur: "Glorious stalinium"
    Every single LifeOfBoris sub on the channel: *breathes in cheeki breeki*

  • @bulgarianpigeon4080
    @bulgarianpigeon4080 4 года назад +43

    You know what
    *I would put a daycare next to a tank firing range, definitely*

    • @ForestxWalker06
      @ForestxWalker06 4 года назад +2

      Ran by Casey Anthony and Brittany spears during her mental breakdown and some stupid ass Karen 😂😂😂

    • @bulgarianpigeon4080
      @bulgarianpigeon4080 4 года назад +3

      @@ForestxWalker06 oh hell yeah dude

  • @realmofrandom3696
    @realmofrandom3696 2 года назад +17

    11:15 this aged like milk

  • @S0ftSky_Over
    @S0ftSky_Over 4 года назад +195

    I don't wanna ruin the mood but when ever badger get's asked to tell us about a company I just start thinking the conversation went like this:
    company: hey badger would you like to sponsor u-
    badger: Y E S

    • @halyoalex8942
      @halyoalex8942 3 года назад +13

      I just realized the wording there implies that BADGER is SPONSORING THE BRAND, not BEING SPONSORED by the brand.
      "This Raid Shadow Legends update was sponsored by TheRussianBadger"

  • @raptortamerdx5900
    @raptortamerdx5900 4 года назад +43

    "My faith is my shield!"
    "Dude my face is my shield"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 cracked me up. Repeated that segment a hundred times

  • @flyonthefloor1217
    @flyonthefloor1217 4 года назад +25

    “Why are you throwing me off of a skyscraper?!?!?”
    “You’ll do it because it must be done.”
    But like probably 3 floors

  • @DurtyDan
    @DurtyDan 3 года назад +5

    I'm pretty sure we don't have Basements in California because
    1: We don't have tornadoes
    2: We occasionally have earthquakes that level the whole town.

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 4 года назад +76

    "You're only using HE if you're trying to burn down all of California"
    *looks at California 3 months after upload*
    Yeah that seems about right.

  • @loweroctavemommy
    @loweroctavemommy 4 года назад +49

    "Who puts a daycare nexts to a tank firing range?" Man, my highschool had a hospital and two graveyards on the same corner.

    • @freddy67h
      @freddy67h 4 года назад +13

      It sounds like you lived in one of my city skyline cities.

    • @StormTroy
      @StormTroy 4 года назад +2

      In a college town near me there's a crematorium next door to an old folks' home

    • @WhydoIneedahandle1111
      @WhydoIneedahandle1111 4 года назад

      Oof, there’s a mausoleum right next to my local zoo

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 4 года назад +4

      That's just called "efficient placement"

    • @chevybailey2095
      @chevybailey2095 4 года назад

      I went to a school right next to the New Orleans Saints training camp. Further down the street: Zephyrs Stadium.

  • @lol_jus0_041
    @lol_jus0_041 4 года назад +87

    6:22 well crap, they found me

    • @canyouarenot6183
      @canyouarenot6183 4 года назад +8

      This raccoon right here officer

    • @lol_jus0_041
      @lol_jus0_041 4 года назад +4

      @@canyouarenot6183 LMAO

    • @MasonG7838
      @MasonG7838 3 года назад +1

      They forgot the ‘At 3:30 AM’

  • @sungamthegamer7431
    @sungamthegamer7431 Год назад +8

    5:45 gets me in tears every single time 😂

  • @toxicperson9745
    @toxicperson9745 4 года назад +31

    Badger: this could probably take Jerusalem in an hour if it listens to Sabaton
    Me: Respect 100

  • @joshuadoll9000
    @joshuadoll9000 4 года назад +44

    As a veteran WOT player your videos give me so many mixed emotions based on what/how you guys play as well as hoping you'll stumble upon some of the other gems in the game.

  • @taco5225
    @taco5225 4 года назад +43

    badger when he says he'll burn down california
    "I'll do it again"

    • @Warhorse500
      @Warhorse500 4 года назад +2

      too late Badger, it's already been done.....:P

  • @Shadow16971
    @Shadow16971 Год назад +5

    2:51 I find it funny that right as heavenly said it’s trainwrecks, the GIF of the dude shooting himself in the head popped up lol

  • @aggroordie7749
    @aggroordie7749 4 года назад +29

    “I’ll get DMCA’d in to outer space by RUSSIANS” that’s one for the books

  • @simotheirishwolf9560
    @simotheirishwolf9560 4 года назад +37

    I seen the title of the video and just went: “Guess Badger found the KV-2..........God help us”

    • @ianrussum5495
      @ianrussum5495 4 года назад

      just wait till he finds out about the Shitbarn

  • @lardbelly88
    @lardbelly88 4 года назад +120

    5:27
    Sabaton? A man of culture I see.

  • @jdtscintilla4805
    @jdtscintilla4805 2 года назад +3

    5:52 heavenly attempts the barrier and fails, badger literally said "hold my gamer sups and watch me Dukes of Hazzard this shit" 😂

  • @facelessjoe455
    @facelessjoe455 4 года назад +20

    "How does it feel to live on a gmod rp server?" That is the best description of Florida I have ever heard

  • @masterninjaize
    @masterninjaize 4 года назад +42

    "Heavenly that barrier is SPECIFICALLY designed to stop tanks!"
    *Badger yeets himself over it
    "IT DIDN'T STOP BADGER THOUGH!"
    Frickin hilarious

  • @apachekidd5460
    @apachekidd5460 4 года назад +32

    8:32 *The first time I have ever seen badger laugh on camera...*

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад +22

    7:20 It's okay they're russians, they'll only get you to orbit

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 4 года назад +235

    “Top 10 reasons Tifa is better than Aerith. Number 10, Tifa doesn’t die”
    *based*

  • @mackalexd307
    @mackalexd307 4 года назад +10

    Heavenly saying "I have something for you" is peak RPG quest giver to me and I love it.

  • @bigouncejamz6072
    @bigouncejamz6072 4 года назад +35

    Number 2: Tifa is a literal master of dolphin blowing, and that's awesome in both ways

  • @ceraho3253
    @ceraho3253 3 года назад +16

    13:14 honestly this makes a lot of sense-

  • @lordtachanka5543
    @lordtachanka5543 4 года назад +37

    you ever just hit a minecraft cow with a 105mm shell from an ac-130

    • @CC-tl3zs
      @CC-tl3zs 4 года назад +1

      So I’m not alone

    • @cactus9737
      @cactus9737 4 года назад +1

      I see both of you are man of culture

    • @bobbybakala9180
      @bobbybakala9180 4 года назад +1

      Wait, so your saying people don’t hit Minecraft cows with a 105mm she’ll from an ac130

    • @GothicSoldier9000
      @GothicSoldier9000 4 года назад

      *Wither would like to check your vibe*

  • @wolflordgaming31
    @wolflordgaming31 4 года назад +20

    bruh, the chaotic energy that is you and friends, wholesome.
    i need me sum more of that chaos energy

  • @wtpiv6041
    @wtpiv6041 4 года назад +10

    So as an experienced WOT player who’s been around since 2013 I would say you guys nailed it. Top meme level for firing AP out of a KV-2.

  • @YuriGalaxyKobayashiKamado
    @YuriGalaxyKobayashiKamado 2 месяца назад +2

    5:15 basically 2020 VRChat in a nutshell XD moderations wasnt a thing in VRChat when it started until now

  • @Alex-bs3cl
    @Alex-bs3cl 4 года назад +26

    " watch me launch an incendiary round over them moutains" 😂😆

  • @ampstamp
    @ampstamp 4 года назад +62

    1:30 why he look like the frogs from “flushed away?”

    • @daz211
      @daz211 4 года назад +10

      Huzzah! A man of quality!

    • @DIP_BUH1207
      @DIP_BUH1207 4 года назад +3

      Oh god why.... And i love that movie.

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 7 месяцев назад

      Dude that movie felt like an acid trip for me

  • @ksgfordays8863
    @ksgfordays8863 4 года назад +41

    No one:
    Russian Death Fridge: aaaAAAA BLYAT!

    • @annoyingamerican515
      @annoyingamerican515 4 года назад +2

      "if we throw enough people at the bullets, eventually they'll run out of bullets" -russia 1940-1045

    • @I.VAN-DARKHOLME
      @I.VAN-DARKHOLME 4 года назад

      It's translate beach BLYAT

    • @I.VAN-DARKHOLME
      @I.VAN-DARKHOLME 4 года назад

      @@annoyingamerican515 БЛЯТЬ

  • @williammclaughlin892
    @williammclaughlin892 3 года назад +4

    5:44 always gets me. Of course the ultra smurfs face is a literal shield 😂😂😂

  • @Blitz_IngaMCZ
    @Blitz_IngaMCZ 4 года назад +19

    WHEN IM DONE LOADING, THAT PARK AIN’T GONNA HAVE NO GAMERSUPPS

  • @mothman4366
    @mothman4366 4 года назад +18

    Bing talking about his grandpas tank crew was the original dude perfect

    • @noahdavis3236
      @noahdavis3236 4 года назад +2

      This one’s called “worry about it later”!

  • @SuperEarthLiberationCorps
    @SuperEarthLiberationCorps 4 года назад +7

    My favorite badger quote is "It does not matter if you lay on the ground in surrender we do not abide by the geneva corporation"

  • @VanguardEndeavor
    @VanguardEndeavor 3 года назад +4

    “Heavenly that barrier is literally designed to stop tanks!”
    *”It didn’t stop badger!”*
    I’m rolling