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  • @mysterymcfly3107
    @mysterymcfly3107 4 года назад +7234

    When I first heard him refer to Orks as "sentient fungi" I thought that it was a unique insult to their intelligence, but now that I'm more well versed in the lore, I get it now.

    • @Rogerv1032
      @Rogerv1032 3 года назад +329

      Are they actual fungi?

    • @mysterymcfly3107
      @mysterymcfly3107 3 года назад +519

      @@Rogerv1032, yup. Look up how orks from 40k are created.

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 3 года назад +339

      @@Rogerv1032 closer to lichen technically but they are part fungus.

    • @UTcommando
      @UTcommando 3 года назад +159

      @@Rogerv1032 Teeth mushrooms

    • @es2543
      @es2543 3 года назад +42

      So its ok for me to cannon them

  • @Anthony-rh6qt
    @Anthony-rh6qt 4 года назад +3702

    Space marine: *PURGE THEM IN FLAMES*
    Xenos: *PURGE THEM IN FRAMES*

    • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
      @multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 года назад +125

      Tyranid tactics in a nutshell

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 4 года назад +65

      @@multidimensionalcenturion9863 have enough large convelutedly designed bugs to where it slows down your enemies computer

    • @monkeybandit222
      @monkeybandit222 4 года назад +8

      Anthony other way around with the xenos they are taking our frames not giving but yeah I get the point🤣

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 3 года назад +19

      The Walls: *THEIR SHELTER HAS BECOME THEIR TOMB.*

    • @user-xb1wh5mt4l
      @user-xb1wh5mt4l 3 года назад +9

      The Terminator armor is so dummy thicc it affects reality.
      Actually, the Titans don't intentionally have void shields, it is a byproduct of thiccness.

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 2 года назад +7526

    Ultramarines: “The Codex Astartes is our guiding light. We look to its rules for wisdom.”
    Other Space Marine Chapters: “They’re more guidelines than actual rules.”
    Black Templars: “The book is a terrible melee weapon.”

    • @archrp7868
      @archrp7868 2 года назад +48

      Fuck the magic space book

    • @trazyntheinfinite1150
      @trazyntheinfinite1150 2 года назад +397

      "it is also terrible toilet paper. it does not absorb enough blood."

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 2 года назад +128

      @@trazyntheinfinite1150 Angry Marines?

    • @SeanBidwell
      @SeanBidwell 2 года назад +105

      @@ethanor Wow. I haven't seen the angry marines mentioned in a long time.

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 2 года назад +131

      @@SeanBidwell "Do you know the story of the Angry Marines? It is not one the Ultramarines would tell you"

  • @ethannance865
    @ethannance865 2 года назад +3714

    Welcome to Warhammer 40k where the objectives are simple, but the steps to get there are extreme.

    • @TITAN_101
      @TITAN_101 2 года назад +123

      & always requires creating several mountains of dead bodies along the way

    • @jalenclay7165
      @jalenclay7165 Год назад +40

      I do like how they changed up the point of the game they made a rip and tear game but it looks harder to do than in doom cause they creatures are rougher

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat Год назад +12

      Great example of the difference between simple and easy

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 Год назад +16

      I think you mean:
      “The objectives are simple, but the steps to get there are *Fun* ”

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Год назад +3

      @@shinmalphur2734 Same thing.

  • @SlightlyDerangedCube
    @SlightlyDerangedCube 5 лет назад +6324

    The Dark Angels: *canonically specialize in plasma weaponry*
    Badger and friends: *play with heavy flamers like Salamanders with pyromania*

    • @jacobtasker1370
      @jacobtasker1370 5 лет назад +524

      *pyrophillia*

    • @a05odst62
      @a05odst62 5 лет назад +204

      In multiplayer I play as Blood Angel's... and I think you can guess what weapons we use... 😏

    • @dripdemon3401
      @dripdemon3401 5 лет назад +135

      SlightlyDerangedCube salamanders already have pyromania.

    • @randomdude4767
      @randomdude4767 5 лет назад +92

      Isnt flame a kind of plasma? Eh maybe im wrong

    • @CZ--lh8uz
      @CZ--lh8uz 5 лет назад +101

      @@randomdude4767 I doubt it.... But if there are 3 kinds of holy fire.... WHY THE F NOT!?

  • @naverthis7552
    @naverthis7552 4 года назад +2489

    Quote overview:
    0:00 "BROTHER GET THE FLAMER, THE HEAVY FLAMER!"
    0:03 "WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!"
    0:12 "I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT!"
    0:22 "PURGE IT IN FLAME!"
    0:24 "BURN IN HOLY FIRE!"
    0:28 "THE TIME HAS COME BROTHERS, NO MERCY!"
    0:38 "AHHHHHHHHH, DIE!"
    0:50 "I WILL ENDURE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE I YIELD!"
    1:06 "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
    1:10 "List of Khornate Massakers ........................"
    1:22 "WE ARE ONE IN THE EMPEROR AND THE WILL OF MAN!"
    1:38 "YOUR INFESTATION PRESSES NO FURTHER ALIEN!"
    1:58 "NONE WHO LIVE CAN SURVIVE THE FLAME!"
    2:10 "BECAUSE IT IS THE EMPEROR´S WILL, AND ALSO PURGING IS REALLY REALLY FUN BROTHER!"
    2:23 "YOUR! HERESY! STOPS! HERE!"
    2:34 "WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH!"
    2:51 "BROTHER ENOUGH WITH THE LORE!"
    2:53 "BROTHERS RETRIBUTION IS AT HAND! IT IS OUR STRENGHT! WE ARE THE SONS OF CALIBAN! LET FURY GUIDE YOUR WEAPONS! LET VENGEANCE BE YOUR SONG! WE ARE THE ANGELS OF DEATH AND OUR ENEMYS SHALL FALL!"
    3:21 "NONE MAY BLOCK OUR PATH!"
    3:32 "BY THE EMPEROR CAN THE XENOS GET ANY BIGGER!"
    3:38 "WRONG!"
    3:41 "BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE IN ASSAULT CANNON RANGE!"
    3:44 "DELETE THIS HERESY!"
    3:46 "THE HERESY IT BURNS!"
    3:48 "WE HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN´ SHIT BROTHER!"
    4:03 "THATS LIKE ONE SINGLE XENO, STEADY YOURSELF BROTHER!"
    4:14 "IF I AM TO DIE, I DIE STANDING!"
    4:30 ""TYRANID BAIT....." IS NOT THE RIGHT WORD BROTHER! I PREFER EXPEDITIONARY TYRANID PUNCHING BAG!"
    4:45 "YES BROTHER BARACHIEL, I REALIZE YOU WANT BETTER ARMOR, BUT I CAN NOW PURGE HERETICS IN THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE!"
    5:07 "I´M GONNA NEED MOAR BOLTER FOR THIS HERESY!"
    5:10 "I´M CONFUSED BY THIS HERESY BROTHER! ARE THE FOUL XENOS JUST PURGING THEMSELVES?"
    5:25 "IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THE TRACES OF OUR GENESEED FROM THE BODIES OF THE ALIENS, SO GRANDMASTER BELIAL VOWED TO DESTROY EVERYTHING INSTEAD!"
    5:33 "KABOOM!"
    5:38 "OUR GUNS HAVE FALLEN SILENT BROTHER!"
    5:50 "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TYRANIDS!"
    6:03 "XENOPHOBIA INCREASES!"
    6:09 "WAITING FOR BROTHERS!"
    6:12 "I´M GETTING TOO LOYAL FOR THIS SHIT!"
    6:13 "BROTHER! BROTHER! BROTHER! BROTHER!
    6:18 "WHASSUP!"
    6:28 "I CANT FUCKING READ!"
    6:38 "ASSAULT CANNON DEPLOYED!"
    6:58 "EASY FOR SOMEBODY WITH A FUCKING A10 WARTHOG STRAPPED TO THEIR ARM TO SAY"
    7:02 "RUN TO ME BROTHER! THEY´LL ALL GET FUCKED IF THEY RUN INTO IT, JUST WATCH ...... DONE!"
    7:17 "H"
    7:27 "BROTHER I NEED AN APOTHECARY!"
    7:32 "THIS TYRANID WHISPERED IN MY EAR THAT HE NEEDED ONE TOO!"
    7:44 "WHATEVER, I´M GOIN´ IN!"
    7:50 "HEY MAN, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?"
    7:52 "TURN OF YOUR HEAVY FLAMMER SO I CAN TELL YOU!"
    8:00 "THANK YOU BROTHER!"
    8:04 "YOUR DUTY IS NOT DONE BROTHER!"
    8:21 "PAIN IS MEANINGLESS TO ME!"
    8:23 "CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER?"
    8:41 "BROTHERS! TO PARTAKE IN OUR CRUSADE IS TO BE IMMORTAL!"
    9:00 "WE MAY GET BURNT, BROTHERS!"
    9:06 "THE SPACE BOOK SAYS THIS IS BAD!"
    9:11 "IT SAYS WE CANT DO THAT IN THE CODEX......!"
    9:14 "WELL, I CAN´T READ!"
    9:16 "JUST ROAST MY FLAMES! BRUH-!"
    9:27 "I´M GONNA NEED A HEAVY FLAMER FOR THIS HERESY!"
    9:46 "DEATH TO THE ENEMY!"
    9:56 "YO, THIS SHIT RICOCHETS? WHAT THE FUCK?"
    Finish for now, because it eats way more of my time than i anticipated at first, but at sometime i will return and fill it in all the way to the end.
    AND NEVER FORGET THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID! CADIA STANDS!

    • @jaxsgamesiguess9731
      @jaxsgamesiguess9731 4 года назад +214

      BROTHER, I WILL FINISH WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED.
      10:21 “FOR THE EMPEROR!”
      10:31 “MY FACE IS MY SHIELD.”
      10:33 “BY ALL ACCOUNTS BROTHER, IT WAS NO MORE THEN A HULKING MASS OF STEEL!”
      10:59 “ I, CANNOT... MOVE.”
      11:08 “WE ARE THE MIGHT OF THE CHAPTERS FINEST, DIE!”
      11:26 “BURN IN HOLY FIRE”
      11:29 “ I TELL YOU TO STOP USEING YOUR FLAMER SO I CAN SEE. “
      “FIRST OF ALL, ITS A HEAVY FLAMER.”
      11:34 “WHY ARE YOU FLAMING ME? IM RIGHT.”
      11:37 “MY FLAME DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE... IM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FLAMER.”
      12:33 “WHAT IS THIS! I JUST WALKED INTO A CTHULU FAN CLUB OUT HERE.”
      12:51 “RETREAT NOW FOR VICTORY LATER.”
      13:41 “I AM calm... WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!”
      13:53 “THIS IS A POINT OF STRATEGIC IMPORT.”
      14:07 “I LEAVE ONLY RUBBLE.”
      14:09 “YOU’RE INSISTIN IN A FISTIN!”
      14:28 “THIS IS WHERE ID LOCK MY DOOR IF THERE WAS ONE!”
      14:49 “HE IS PISSED, BROTHER.”
      “I DO NOT WANT YOU GIRLS SCOUT COOKIES BROTHER.”
      15:10 “LOOKS LIKE HEREISY TO ME, BROTHER
      15:29 “BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE.”
      15:56 “BROTHER, ARE YOU COLD?”
      16:13 “I DONT ALWAYS JAM MY SPEAR OF CALIBAN BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE OF A SYTHE STRAIN BREATHING ON MY FACE.”
      17:06 “ BANE OF THE HERETIC, TORMENT OF DEFIANCE, TRAITORS DOOM, DISTRACTION’S GLORY, THE VOICE OF DEVASTATION.”
      17:34 “PURGE THEM IN FLAME,”
      17:57 PRIMARCH LORE
      18:06 “AH, WAT IS THAT?
      ITS MY EX WIFE KAREN!”
      18:13 “BURN THESE ZENOS, LIKE I BURN THE CUSTODY PAPERS!”
      18:22 TSEENCH
      18:26 “ BLOOD FOR FOR THE BLOOD GOD.”
      18:32 “FLIGHT WILL NOT SAVE YOU FOUL ZENO.”
      18:38 “THEIR SHELTER HAS BECOME THEIR TOMB.”
      18:41 KABOOM!
      18:54 this how inquisitors look like while exterminatusing a planet.
      19:13 “GET OV MY SHIP SPACE MARINE!”
      By the emperor that took forever, anyway ima join the imperial guard and get escorted by a custodies because I where to become a general.

    • @naverthis7552
      @naverthis7552 4 года назад +84

      @@jaxsgamesiguess9731
      BROTHER YOU DID A FINE JOB HERE. MAY THE EMPEROR HONOR YOUR WORK AS I DO!

    • @jaxsgamesiguess9731
      @jaxsgamesiguess9731 4 года назад +46

      Music Listener THANK YOU BROTHER, FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @leviathan8203
      @leviathan8203 3 года назад +10

      Brother!

    • @demetriustaggart3400
      @demetriustaggart3400 3 года назад +11

      @@leviathan8203 BROTHER!

  • @_itskauzo5631
    @_itskauzo5631 Год назад +879

    Coming back to rewatch because I found out 40k Gladius has an achievement called "Brother Get The Flamer - The Heavy. Flamer."

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 9 месяцев назад +37

      Heh.

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 8 месяцев назад +27

      Best achievement

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 8 месяцев назад +10

      Wonder where it come from 😂

    • @Nezerac_
      @Nezerac_ 3 месяца назад +3

      Lemme guess, you have to beat a level with everyone using heavy flamers to get it.

    • @galomir833
      @galomir833 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Nezerac_gladius is the civ version
      I assume the succès imply a SHIT LOAD of flaming stuff

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 Год назад +347

    Ah, Warhammer 40k, home of quotes that go so unbelievably hard.
    "Their shelter shall become their tomb."

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 10 месяцев назад +15

      “Your infestation spreads NO FURTHER, ALIEN!!”

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 6 месяцев назад +13

      "we are one in the Emperor, and the will of man"
      "i leave only rubble"

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo 5 месяцев назад +6

      "Brothers. To partake on our crusade, is to be immortal."

    • @dootslayer4202
      @dootslayer4202 4 месяца назад +8

      “COME!!! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONGST YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!”

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 месяца назад +5

      @@stealthynaxo "none who live, can survive the flame"

  • @thefanfir
    @thefanfir 3 года назад +5738

    when the loyalist space marine shouts "blood for the blood god"

  • @warzone822
    @warzone822 5 лет назад +8208

    "The codex says we cant do that"
    Black templars: well I cant read

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 лет назад +172

      Not Dopler Dorn would be displeased with his Angry Boys.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 лет назад +96

      Me when reading the rules of war.

    • @screamingrat4700
      @screamingrat4700 5 лет назад +121

      The space book says it is bad

    • @CafeLiquerstreams
      @CafeLiquerstreams 5 лет назад +216

      Black Templar: "swear on these holy relics"
      Blood Angel: *Steals relics*

    • @drizztiley8740
      @drizztiley8740 5 лет назад +33

      @@kabob0077 i mean, he doesn't like the book either.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Год назад +385

    Fun fact: the "Cthulhu-looking Xenos" are what's known as the "Ymgarl Genestealers". They use those tentacles to drink blood which basically makes them vampire Genestealers (probably the reason why the game decided to make them so pale compares to the regular Genestealers). With that in mind the fact that you’re using a Heavy Flamer feels all the more fitting now.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda Год назад +5

      Wow they got nerfed, back in the day they used them to eat brains to learn more about the enemy they were stalking.

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Год назад +14

      @@AGrumpyPanda those would be the "feeder tendrils". They’re used that way by regular Tyranids such as Lictors. Only the Ymgarl Genestealers use their tentacles to feed on blood.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda Год назад +9

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Back in 4E both genestealers and lictors used the tendrils to eat brains. I looked up the new lore after reading your first comment and the idea that ymgarl-strains could change their physiology at will is also new.

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Год назад +7

      @@AGrumpyPanda interesting. I was unaware of that.

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 2 года назад +1268

    “List of British colonies”
    “This list is incomplete. *You can help by EXPANDING IT* ”

  • @isosev
    @isosev 3 года назад +5986

    "I CAN PURGE THE HERETICS IN THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE!"
    Are you *SURE* you arent playing as the salamanders?

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 3 года назад +508

      *BROTHER, ENOUGH WITH THE LORE*

    • @benitoperez8884
      @benitoperez8884 3 года назад +465

      The Salamanders are the kind of guys that could be burning dozens of xenos but if you hurt your leg they will do everything to protect you

    • @nade_s9220
      @nade_s9220 3 года назад +252

      @@benitoperez8884 They are the big brothers of the marines

    • @tzeechgodofchange3197
      @tzeechgodofchange3197 2 года назад +74

      Ooooo I am In the wrong comment section

    • @benitoperez8884
      @benitoperez8884 2 года назад +90

      @@tzeechgodofchange3197 *Grey Knights intensifies*

  • @Luguya
    @Luguya 5 лет назад +4918

    "Local Chaplain literally too angry to die"
    I can't... I just can't...

    • @gas7736
      @gas7736 5 лет назад +423

      "Bystanders report hearing "Repent, Motherfucker, Repent." at the scene"
      Holy shit this is gold

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 лет назад +27

      SD501st
      I love you for this

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat 5 лет назад +36

      @@Joawlisdoingfine It's better than sex. It's purging HERESY

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 лет назад +17

      Prot
      I CAN FEEL IT BROTHER

    • @soundofsanity
      @soundofsanity 5 лет назад +18

      when that popped onto my screen i made a scene in my local library by laughing my ass off with tears streaming down my cheeks for a full minute and a half. and i fucking tried to stop but i couldnt.

  • @lordbalthosadinferni4384
    @lordbalthosadinferni4384 Год назад +237

    I really like that you had a dreadnought dispensing wisdom through the entire video. Very lore accurate.

  • @NergalTheGoblin
    @NergalTheGoblin Год назад +454

    i just want to say this video is the sole reason i got into 40k. i blame you for how much i've spent on my army lmao

    • @gibthegrey2214
      @gibthegrey2214 Год назад +15

      Get a printer and let the Jolly Roger fly

    • @mattinghas4124
      @mattinghas4124 Год назад +12

      Even in debt, you still serve!

    • @cmdrblade2485
      @cmdrblade2485 Год назад +4

      THIS VIDEO IS EXACTLY HOW I ENTERED 40K. PRAISE THE BADGER EMPEROR OF MANKIND

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 11 месяцев назад +2

      What army do you play?

  • @jacobchansy8627
    @jacobchansy8627 5 лет назад +1458

    "It says we cant do that in the codex"
    *"WELL I CANT READ"*
    9:11

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 5 лет назад +60

      *Proceeds to violently purge the Imperial Guardsmen*

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 5 лет назад +26

      Me when reading the rules of war.

    • @Leon-ue8cl
      @Leon-ue8cl 5 лет назад +6

      @moi. akin lagent genfer konvention

    • @stargazer1041
      @stargazer1041 5 лет назад +4

      @moi. akin lagent It's more a sort of guideline

    • @insidious7329
      @insidious7329 5 лет назад +3

      @@stargazer1041 More of a suggestion, or an option.

  • @frostyskittles2465
    @frostyskittles2465 4 года назад +3194

    “Their shelter has become their tomb.” Such a raw line

    • @sebastianthomsen2225
      @sebastianthomsen2225 4 года назад +41

      KABOOMM!!!
      :)

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 4 года назад +27

      KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

    • @cloud6254
      @cloud6254 4 года назад +5

      as the orks say IT.

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 4 года назад +18

      Dilly Z I’m definitely making that a line for one of my more intense characters.
      *collapses the enemy base on their heads*
      “Their shelter has become their tomb.”

    • @cloud6254
      @cloud6254 4 года назад

      @@tetrobro5182 good one

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 Год назад +149

    I’ve watched this video 3 or 4 times before, but I never noticed that at 8:48 the name of Badger’s server is “Heretical Boogaloo”. I freaking love this channel.

  • @xxiSHTAr9000x
    @xxiSHTAr9000x Год назад +65

    10:23 “That’s also why melee is a bit of a joke”
    *The entire Black Templars chapter will remember that*

    • @bittercad1137
      @bittercad1137 Год назад +1

      Mmmhhh more like the Space Wolves will remember this. I would put money on the fact the Logan Grimnar would wipe the floor with Helbrecht in melee.

    • @floridamen1689
      @floridamen1689 10 месяцев назад +1

      Brother, my squad will remember that. Our flails and maces sing the levels sound of killing heretics as elite members of the deathwing

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@bittercad1137 Well you'd be wrong. No pity, no remorse, no fear!

  • @aidenfurry471
    @aidenfurry471 3 года назад +1600

    "i need an apothecary"
    the 40K equivalent of
    "MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-any class in TF2

  • @blutarchmann9070
    @blutarchmann9070 3 года назад +2947

    Voice line: My *faith* is my shield
    Everyone: My *FACE* is my shield
    I mean, it sounds ridiculous, but still sounds like something they would say

    • @tycurry6799
      @tycurry6799 3 года назад +67

      Just treat it like the space marine has a lisp

    • @Haggysack2k8
      @Haggysack2k8 2 года назад +58

      Voice Line: My *Faith* is my shield
      Everyone: My *FACE* is my shield
      Mass Effect Andromeda: My *FACE* is tired.

    • @mortaxxe7283
      @mortaxxe7283 2 года назад +21

      He's just wearing a strong helmet.

    • @thestrangeone12209
      @thestrangeone12209 2 года назад +7

      10:31

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 2 года назад +5

      MY FACE IS MY SHIELD
      MY HAIR IS MY SWORD

  • @pyrobandit
    @pyrobandit 2 года назад +65

    I enjoy this video way too damn much, mostly cause it gives a nice lighthearted, yet very real view of 40k, and now I can just see a badger chapter of space marines that have just really dark comedic as a major rule of their chapter, and really enjoy using heavy flamers.

  • @hiyohiyo5188
    @hiyohiyo5188 Год назад +160

    Felt like this came out last month
    almost 4 years now 💀

  • @jcc13213
    @jcc13213 3 года назад +2247

    I keep coming back to this video and one of my favorite parts is, "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TYRANIDS". That poor guardsman...

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 Год назад +41

      Yeah, that poor guy is so SCREWED! I've been learning more and more about the lore of 40k., like the thing about the Tyranids, I heard that the ones the Imperium of Man have been fighting this whole time, those are just the SCOUTS!

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 Год назад +7

      He definitely seen old one eye

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 Год назад +21

      List of Khornate massacres
      This Is incomplete, *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 Год назад +4

      @@denyhaguilar679 *_FOR KHORNE!!_*

    • @TheLordOfBeans
      @TheLordOfBeans Год назад +4

      ​@@denyhaguilar679FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE

  • @NinjaAO42
    @NinjaAO42 5 лет назад +1780

    List of Khornate massacres
    This list is incomplete
    *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT*

  • @sirseacow4514
    @sirseacow4514 Год назад +26

    Lion El Johnson is finally awake! Rejoice! He woke up from his power nap to kick some heretic a-

  • @ethanhostetler4007
    @ethanhostetler4007 2 года назад +98

    I'ma say right now, the Storm Bolter is 110% the best weapon in this game. There should always be at least one player running it, generally a Librarian due to the fact it combos with the Force Sword and you can just mash 1-3 while spitting out gouts of metallic retribution, occasionally punctuated by bone cleaving slashes with a sword fueled entirely by rage and holy might.

  • @icyvulpine4408
    @icyvulpine4408 5 лет назад +3819

    You: “The Codex Astartes does not support this action.”
    Me, an intellectual: “The space book says no.”

    • @johndee2990
      @johndee2990 5 лет назад +62

      Brother Percival speaks the Emporer's Truth!

    • @harvachammerblade2399
      @harvachammerblade2399 5 лет назад +50

      Void text bad

    • @billyshire5482
      @billyshire5482 5 лет назад +45

      The leather-bound mass of space paper contradicts this current strategy

    • @stormcrowlegendary3512
      @stormcrowlegendary3512 5 лет назад +15

      Don't care what the book says. I have 3' fangs, smell bad, but have an awesome beard, yet I'm not the heretic. Space Wolves rule brothers. Still, the Salamanders light on fire. That's cool too I guess.

    • @wawawiggity6810
      @wawawiggity6810 5 лет назад +20

      Me, an intellectual: bruh this weird fuggin space code straight rarted

  • @Gojimon630
    @Gojimon630 2 года назад +1659

    Heavenly: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    Also Heavenly: That's clearly some heresy

  • @the8madness905
    @the8madness905 Год назад +36

    17:57
    I have come back to this video only to inform.
    He has woken up.

  • @christiansmith9306
    @christiansmith9306 Год назад +60

    Just got the word Henry Cavill is going to star and produce WH40K. Came right here. I will be savoring the memes if they mess this up.

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop Год назад +3

      i'm sorry *WHAT*

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 11 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, he’s making a show for it.

    • @z-king6727
      @z-king6727 2 дня назад

      Unfortunately, just this week, it’s apparently been “shelved”. 😢

  • @GorNaKat
    @GorNaKat 2 года назад +1331

    I love how the radar can only display the rough direction to aim your weapon at at most.
    "Brother, it seems there are enemies EVERYWHERE." "GOOD! WE CAN FIGHT IN EVERY DIRECTION!"

    • @luangomes2431
      @luangomes2431 2 года назад +86

      "Sir.where surrounded it's a miracle sergeant"
      "Indeed private now we don't have to aim the emperor had bless us"

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 Год назад +9

      @@luangomes2431 Good we can fire on all sides!

    • @colinhawley8050
      @colinhawley8050 Год назад +13

      Sir, we’re surrounded
      Then we won’t miss, Fire!!!!!!!!

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 Год назад +15

      "Brother, this is what we call a target rich environment!"

    • @jamesgaming-kn1zz
      @jamesgaming-kn1zz 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@firstconsul7286 "you call it a hospital i call it a target rich environment"

  • @Yimyimyimyim277
    @Yimyimyimyim277 4 года назад +2856

    “...And more importantly, friendly fire is OFF!”
    *Laughs in Dark Angel*

    • @RDDESIGNOFEHT
      @RDDESIGNOFEHT 4 года назад +105

      The space book says this is still bad

    • @Yimyimyimyim277
      @Yimyimyimyim277 4 года назад +46

      Donna Winkler Ultramarines get out! Reeeee

    • @idioticnerd7748
      @idioticnerd7748 4 года назад +33

      we shall reclaim their souls in the name of the emperor brother, for our redemption will come through their damnation we are the sons of Caliban and we shall bring our chapter back into the emperors light.

    • @ty_thebigbug4791
      @ty_thebigbug4791 4 года назад +17

      Sad commissar noises

    • @etisugiarti4182
      @etisugiarti4182 4 года назад +8

      BURN IN HOLY FIRE

  • @inarisarp
    @inarisarp Год назад +49

    I want to make a meme out of "Its one, single xeno. Steady yourself, brother."

  • @Halden.
    @Halden. Год назад +5

    Fun fact: the more you know about The Dark Angels the funnier this video is.
    Because Badger and the Bois almost entirely line up with the lore of how the Dark Angels act, except the Dark Angels wouldn’t be joking or laughing as they say these things.

  • @damianodedaj7673
    @damianodedaj7673 5 лет назад +18463

    Now I understand how Notre Dame caught fire.
    I'm happy to add part two of this comment:
    Now I understand how the cathedral of Nantes caught fire.

  • @baronvonpickles
    @baronvonpickles 3 года назад +906

    *Samuel* "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars"
    *Doom Slayer* 5:34

  • @austinmoe4865
    @austinmoe4865 2 года назад +31

    I really want to get more into Warhammer 40K stuff purely because of the 1-liners that deserve to be *_belted_* out to fill the void

    • @darkgachamaker573
      @darkgachamaker573 Год назад

      The books the games or the table top?

    • @dreademperor2094
      @dreademperor2094 Год назад

      @@darkgachamaker573 I'm willing to get both

    • @sdg131
      @sdg131 Год назад

      @@dreademperor2094 thats three things

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 11 месяцев назад +1

      I’d recommend reading the Ciaphas Cain books.

  • @omegarx2231
    @omegarx2231 9 месяцев назад +5

    I do love that 40k treats the phrase "virtually immortal" as short hand for "your gonna need more bullets"

  • @vankhorne
    @vankhorne 4 года назад +3139

    "MY FACE IS MY SHIELD!!!" I spilled the coffee there man, I admit it.

    • @dylanmcc9037
      @dylanmcc9037 4 года назад +13

      @Blæck Løtus your fun

    • @yoshua3182
      @yoshua3182 4 года назад +9

      Ok liberal

    • @gravebructer4881
      @gravebructer4881 3 года назад +17

      Didnt he say faith?

    • @jacent.4982
      @jacent.4982 3 года назад +21

      @@gravebructer4881 That's the joke. The Dawm of War community has been doing that for years. Look into Alien Beanz.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 года назад +7

      @@jacent.4982 it's like Boreale's speech
      SPESH MARINES

  • @victorianoliveiravieira5775
    @victorianoliveiravieira5775 4 года назад +2036

    My Friend, an Apothecary: "The Codex Astartes does not support this action brother"
    Me, a Librarian: "Brother I can't read"

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 года назад +39

      Librarian who can't read. Lul

    • @theSpartan187
      @theSpartan187 4 года назад +3

      Timestamp?

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 4 года назад +9

      *Stamps [Attribute: Read] on Librarian's face*

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 4 года назад +1

      @Alex Heart *Exterminatus*

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 4 года назад +5

      The space book says this is bad

  • @GhostOfDamned
    @GhostOfDamned 2 года назад +11

    13:41 that space marine fits the voice very well 😂

  • @charliemeyers2449
    @charliemeyers2449 Год назад +3

    17:56 Great news about the Lion!

  • @donmclean9493
    @donmclean9493 5 лет назад +349

    Strategic value:ABSOLUTE
    Video value:ABSOLUTE

  • @pinedragon5398
    @pinedragon5398 5 лет назад +5391

    “I love making warhammer 40k videos” *only makes two videos of it ever*

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 4 года назад +54

      Quit being mean

    • @frankficcle7081
      @frankficcle7081 4 года назад +364

      But they are really good videos.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 4 года назад +368

      Quality over quantity, also there's not really that many 40k games worth covering.

    • @fr33w33d
      @fr33w33d 4 года назад +133

      @@WTFisTingispingis HERESY!!! The empire survives on faith you filthy xenos!

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 4 года назад +19

      @@fr33w33d ok boomer

  • @sirminti8228
    @sirminti8228 3 месяца назад +2

    A Deathwing sequel with different enemies and more customization- like different styles of armor, more weapon variants, more abilities and equipment per class, more bossfight enemies and environments and such
    The groundwork is there for a pretty sick sequel IMO

  • @rawrgawr1492
    @rawrgawr1492 2 года назад +6

    17:44 that scene cracked me up.

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus 5 лет назад +1773

    My favourite quote from this video: "Bold words for one in assault cannon range"

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 лет назад +13

      I dont which is my Best cause i laughed entire video.

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 лет назад +16

      I think "Can't the Xeno get any bigger?!"

    • @NukaNova
      @NukaNova 5 лет назад +16

      Don’t worry kids she can’t keep you from me forever.

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar 4 года назад +8

      To me it's gotta be "Heavenly: Blood for the blood god. A different one: That's clearly some heresy"

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 4 года назад +15

      It says we can't do that in the codex!
      *WELL I CAN'T READ!*

  • @jasonstallings9785
    @jasonstallings9785 4 года назад +962

    13:41
    "I am calm"
    *a millisecond later*
    WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

    • @captainstarrex8620
      @captainstarrex8620 3 года назад +6

      That’s the joke dude

    • @nick_a91
      @nick_a91 3 года назад +8

      Pre-heresy death guard be like

    • @noconsequence8302
      @noconsequence8302 3 года назад +2

      I used this audio for a video

    • @jtho8937
      @jtho8937 3 года назад +2

      Dumbledore asked calmly

    • @CatoSicarius903
      @CatoSicarius903 2 года назад +1

      Yes. That was what he said. Good job for spotting that.

  • @emred4653
    @emred4653 2 года назад +10

    ashe in 40k armour is making me feel things

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Год назад +2

    Man, now that Lion El'Johnson is awake and running around, purging is even better.

  • @KattyKole
    @KattyKole 3 года назад +812

    9:12
    “It says we can’t do that in the codex”
    “WELL I CAN’T READ!”
    Me in literally any co-op shooter

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 2 года назад +16

      “Just ROAST my flames bruh”

    • @Scarletraven87
      @Scarletraven87 Год назад +12

      "Well then it's a good thing we're in a space hulk, not in the codex"

  • @SirMcCheese
    @SirMcCheese 5 лет назад +988

    40 frames for a 40k game as the Emperor intended.

  • @ayunatsukiyo2998
    @ayunatsukiyo2998 Год назад +5

    Badjur has such an interesting way of explaining everything everything at the start that makes so much sense. I would love a video where he just talks about lore like that.

  • @RON-SQUAD
    @RON-SQUAD 2 года назад +16

    1:07 skulls 4 the skull throne blood 4 the blood god

  • @frostymug5939
    @frostymug5939 5 лет назад +754

    13:38
    “I am calm.
    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!”

  • @Madmacko
    @Madmacko 5 лет назад +1331

    Telling my friend about Warhammer
    F: Sounds similar to starcra-
    Me: SILENCE HERETIC.

    • @gkraith2995
      @gkraith2995 5 лет назад +102

      Just tell them StarCraft was inspired by 40k.

    • @maank2146
      @maank2146 5 лет назад +44

      @@gkraith2995 Well its less that both copied each other and more that both draw inspirations from the same Places. Best examples: Tyranides and Zergs. They both are pretty similar in concept and design but both actually come from the same source instead of being copycats from each other. "Starship Trooper" (the book not the movie) from Robert A. Heinlein.
      Same goes for almost anything. Both were basiacly insipred by the same counts of Sci-FI (and sometimes Fantasy) books and movies including. The Dune series (BTW the series where they got the Emperor from), the Forever War, Battletech, Terminator, Alien, Star Wars and so on and on.
      Both didnt really invented the genre.

    • @Humanlink1
      @Humanlink1 5 лет назад +19

      Immediate exterminatus of your friend.

    • @squashiejoshie200000
      @squashiejoshie200000 5 лет назад +49

      @@maank2146 No, you don't understand. Starcraft was literally intended to be the first wh40k video game but they lost the license and just used the assets and came up with a new story. The tyranids may or may not be based on Starship Troopers (Seems unlikely tbh. In the book, the arachnids are almost never really described, from their appearance to how they get from planet to planet. We can assume its ships because they moved their human prisoners around, but we can't really know. Meanwhile, their command structure functions very differently and general behaviour is also very different. The arachnids favor tunneling and live underground, but the tyranids don't really have a preference for anything other than getting at the enemy as swiftly as possible when they have numbers or preventing themselves from being detected when they don't. All in all, they aren't really all that similar. Also, while the arachnids had brains that thought and queens that hatched, the tyranids have synapse creatures that allow the hive mind to direct the swarm, but no real brains and they have no real equivalent to queens other than the tyranids large enough to carry spawning pools.), but the zerg were definitely based on the tyranids.
      All of the story elements of Starcraft were original as far as I know (I haven't read all that much pre-90's sci fi. Mostly Heinlein, Asimov and Wyndham) but none of the ones I had heard of included a sector being populated by what amounts to colonial Australians and psychic elves.
      WH40k as far as I know mostly took the background from Dune (The Butlerian Jihad and Muad'dib specifically) and then what it had from Warhammer Fantasy (Which came before Rogue Trader, which came before wh40k) and shoehorned those into a sci-fi universe. The necrons are basically the Warhammer Fantasy Tomb Kings, the Eldar are elves, the dark eldar are kinky elves (Don't know if they were based on anything other than eldar and bondage but w/e) and so on. Chaos is a faction completely new as far as I know, besides being generically evil people which very many series have.
      As for modelling, Starcraft took pretty much all its game 1 shit from warhammer, best examples being marines and zerglings, whose models are almost 1 for 1 copies with warhammer models. They did have to redo the models after their license got canned, but those 2 and hydralisks barely got touched. After that, they just tweaked it all and called it a day.
      Warhammer seems to have taken the space marines from Starship Troopers from a purely aesthetic view. They are large bulky suits of armor and some of them have jump jets. Aside from that, the Orks are typical orks with a very atypical backstory, the eldar are elves with a pretty typical backstory and the dark eldar are elves with a very atypical backstory. Chaos is neat. Half demons and half corrupted good guys (as a trope, normal) but then with a very original backstory. The Imperial guard are a unique thing across science fiction as far as I can tell. Their closest analogue is the Russian army in WW2. Necrons are skeletons with spoopy lightning guns (that ignore trivial things like armor) and the tau are communist space people (That have Japanese accents in the games but are otherwise not really related to the Japanese, so I have no idea why everyone calls them that. Maybe the robots and drones.). All in all, as backstory goes, mostly fairly original and as characters go, mostly Fantasy races shoehorned into sci fi universes.

    • @maank2146
      @maank2146 5 лет назад +12

      @@squashiejoshie200000 Ok lets unreveal this a bit.
      1: The assumption that starcraft was supposed to be a wh40k game is incorrect but they have basiacly the same concept. In both cases the developer wanted to put their fantasy franchise (warcraft and warhammer fantasy (rip)) into space.
      2: The tyranids have basiacly 2 major inspirations. The bugs from Starship Troopers for their hivemind society and the Aliens franchise for basiacly anything else (also for the look that also Starcraft copied) This is basiacly the case since the second Edition that was released 1995 (same year as the development of starcraft started btw) where the tyranids got their first codex and where also combined with the genestealer cult witch was a seperate entity before. Tyranids actually also existed in Rouge Trade before that but were alot diffrent from what we have today.
      3: This also brings me to your lore analysis of the tyranids. Most what you wrote is more recent tyranid lore where they defined more but inital they were basiacly the aliens from aliens. GW tried to come up with more original lore and concepts but basiacly till the early 2000s WH40k Lore basiacly amounted to: Concept IN SPACE. Catachan: Rambo IN SPACE, Deathkorp of Krieg: WW1 IN SPACE, Eldars: Elves IN SPACE. Praetorian Guard: British Colonial Empire IN SPACE and so on.
      4: If by Pyschic elves you mean the Elders these were basiacly Fantasy Elves in Space. Not everything was based on Sci Fi but also on Fantasy Novels (how else would you explain the Squats and Orks). Dark Elders are actually just Dark Elves going for the BDSM Astetic that was popualized by some metal and punk bands of the time. They also draw some inspiration from the fairfolk from World of Darkness.
      5: Again Warhammer 40k had alot of inspiration especialy for the Empire (witch is the most refined group in the lore). The Servoarmor of the Space Marines for exampe comes from "The Eternal War" from Joe Haldeman and again Starship Troopers wihle their oranization in Legion comes again from GWs favourite Concept: Romans IN SPACE.
      The Imprial Army on the other hand is mostly inspired by current historical and sometimes armies. Look at the current cadia models (the first were actually modeled after the modern british army) they are basiacly from the starship Trooper movies.
      Also some parts of the Empire (and to some part Warhammer 40k in general) are very familiar to Judge Dreed (the comics from 77)
      6: As you mentioned the Necros. Their similarities to the Tomb Kings from Warhammer Fantasy (rip) is actually the newer version of them. In their old Lore they were basiacly inspired by the Terminator movies (witch you can still see from their designs) and in Space Crusade they were even described as "Chaos Androids" just to showcase how much lore changed over time.
      7: For the models in Starcraft. Non of the two invented Servo Armor and as described both Zergs and Tyranids where modeled after the Aliens. As stated two franchises drawing inspiration from the same material. And if you look at 2nd Edition minitures you actually see that the comparisons fall apart a bit. The only comparisson is basiacly that both were modled after insectoid/achranoid creatures.
      8: To Summarize your last bit. Chaos are basiacly Demons even their symbol isnt original but is just the universal symbol for chaos from Michael Moonbrocks eternal Champion stories.And the Tau were put into the game because GW wanted to jump onto the anime hype but theres the possibilty that the Taus where actually stolen. You see the Tau were first introduced in Wh40k in 2001 and some people started to see some similaties with older franchises including the Vau (witch sounds convinend) from fading sun (witch is a technological advanced species inspired by the Quing Dynasty witch also sounds a bit familiar), and funnily enought StarCraft (the whole cast system witch is very similar to the protoss).
      And dont get me wrong here. Its absolutly plausible that both GW and Blizzard draw inspiration from each other. But lets be honest here both arent really creative Powerhouses when it comes to Original Concepts. The entire WH40k universe is basiacly things stiched together that GW ripped off from others. But in the end it really didnt matter because it is (or was till recently) just supposed to be pure overthetop Space Cheese just as Starcraft was just supposed to be Space Western Cheese. Sure most of it is just CONCEPT IN SPACE. But in the end its presented in a fun way. And as long they dont pull another "Age of Sigmar" and declare creativ brankrupcy again its all fine. Its all "ripped off" (or better inspired) content but its fun ripped off content.

  • @R_Caine
    @R_Caine Год назад +5

    After all this time.
    "The Emperor's Finest"
    *Proceeds to whip around heavy flamers like pool noodles.
    This is still hilarious.

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote 2 года назад +8

    Outside Terminator armor: *FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE CHAPTER’S FINEST!!!!!!!*
    Inside Terminator Armor: 0:13 6:06

  • @PainSquared
    @PainSquared 5 лет назад +649

    The combination of people who know the lore and who don't is the best for 40k games.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 5 лет назад +40

      Domagoj-Antonio Pljuskovac
      Me: *Looks for lore on Warhammer*
      Lore Video: *1 hour long*

    • @alcatras201
      @alcatras201 5 лет назад +10

      @@lemmonboy6459 ther are even longer lore videos

    • @universal1014
      @universal1014 5 лет назад +18

      Cough arch warhammer

    • @paulomr445
      @paulomr445 5 лет назад +19

      @@lemmonboy6459 part 1/10 of a single conflict

    • @redjive_industries3760
      @redjive_industries3760 5 лет назад +3

      Domagoj-Antonio Pljuskovac the perfect excuse for me to stop being introverted and never. *Stop.* *_Talking._*

  • @sexytiger63
    @sexytiger63 5 лет назад +1983

    Brother, the xenos are destroying my graphics card! *BROTHER I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE*

    • @LuisHernandez-ss2fc
      @LuisHernandez-ss2fc 5 лет назад +65

      Did you pay your prayers to the machine spirit?

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 5 лет назад +50

      graphic cards are tech heresy. Play your games on a lobotomized servitor that is attached to a holocube like any other good citizen does. the emperor protects.

    • @NinjaAO42
      @NinjaAO42 5 лет назад +6

      Brother, the xenos are doing you a favour. By destroying your graphics card, it ensures you get an upgrade(after purging the xenos scum ofc). For the Emperor

    • @hadrielkain4077
      @hadrielkain4077 5 лет назад +13

      Do I look like a Techmarine Brother?

    • @lordinquisitorpeter8221
      @lordinquisitorpeter8221 5 лет назад +4

      Call a tech priest!

  • @LinkiePup
    @LinkiePup Год назад +9

    Dark Angels Company Colors:
    Bone White: Deathwing, and and when not in Terminator, or Gravis armor, Inner Circle members wear Green Armor, with bone white robes.
    Black: The Raven Wing, and made up non-inner circle members who are tasked with hunting bad Dark Angels.
    Dark Green: colored as such to remember Caliban, the home planet of the Dark Angels that was destroyed by Dark Angels that fell to Chaos.

  • @TizonaAmanthia
    @TizonaAmanthia 2 года назад +5

    that extra deeeep Voice of those Dreadnaughts. you used. it's JUST the right rich frequency that just...resonates. like Cellos, and Colm Guinness doing sub Bass notes.

  • @deadeyemidget0892
    @deadeyemidget0892 5 лет назад +499

    "I need an apothecary" is the way better version of "I NEED HEALING"

  • @jakubfabisiak9810
    @jakubfabisiak9810 4 года назад +2313

    You kinda missed a joke with the Salamanders there: Dark angels used to be Black, and now they're green, except the ravenwing, who are still black, not to be confused with the Raven Guard, who are also black, while the Salamanders are Green, but they're actually Black.

    • @nukran6055
      @nukran6055 3 года назад +74

      Weren't the salamanders like black/yellow'ish at first?

    • @1SevenCirclesDesign
      @1SevenCirclesDesign 3 года назад +96

      What about the Black templars, who are mostly white?

    • @jakubfabisiak9810
      @jakubfabisiak9810 3 года назад +42

      @@nukran6055 iirc, their original color scheme was a yellow/dark green camo

    • @ShadowMuffin42
      @ShadowMuffin42 3 года назад +68

      BROTHER, enough with the lore

    • @AgentMazgunn
      @AgentMazgunn 3 года назад +45

      at least theyre not alpha legion... "are you with us or against us brothers?" --"Yes!".

  • @Baird419
    @Baird419 2 года назад +5

    My introduction to Badger. Im not dissapointed

  • @fellow9939
    @fellow9939 2 года назад +8

    6:59
    man the assault cannon's so good it killed the bitrate on the shadowplay recording too

  • @MemeticMutant
    @MemeticMutant 4 года назад +888

    "Why not Exterminatus first?"
    "Look do you want to play the game or not"

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 4 года назад +23

      "So the game can happen!"

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad 4 года назад +5

      I don’t think you’ll be able to if you don’t have a good graphics card with your bröthėr

    • @a.i.m.f8567
      @a.i.m.f8567 4 года назад +7

      I just want to purge the heresy =(

    • @ShadowMuffin42
      @ShadowMuffin42 3 года назад +9

      And plus, purging is really really fun.

    • @Jonathan-fb1kj
      @Jonathan-fb1kj 3 года назад +6

      @DEFCON ZERO Well in-lore they actually do send in the Astartes in Hulks to recover any possible archo-tech or just high tech in general and if its not worth the effort then they just blow it the fuck up.

  • @SyrNikoliTheBastardous
    @SyrNikoliTheBastardous 3 года назад +723

    "Y'know this heresy is kinda small, gimme the light flamer I don't wanna spend good fuel"
    *Said no one ever*

    • @isosev
      @isosev 3 года назад +54

      *THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SMALL HERESY!*

    • @jacksongrantham4848
      @jacksongrantham4848 2 года назад +20

      @@isosev Pretty sure there is, but it's measured by how much of the Ordos Hereticus and Ordos Malleus are sent after you.

    • @yashkeshavpatnam1852
      @yashkeshavpatnam1852 2 года назад +48

      @@jacksongrantham4848 it’s a rather simple scale
      0- ur good
      1+ - you’re fucked

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 2 года назад +11

      @@isosev ayy we found a black templar lets give him a bunch of codex copies and see how high the pyre burns :D

    • @FlashHawk4
      @FlashHawk4 2 года назад +13

      The only "light" flamer the Imperium recognizes is the hand flamer, and that exists so you can hold it in one hand while the other is a power fist.

  • @mountaintoadsage
    @mountaintoadsage 3 месяца назад +1

    Coming back to the video that got me into Warhammer is amazing. I was just a small initiate and now I am a proper chapter master. It feels so cool

  • @jo-eo4fr
    @jo-eo4fr 3 месяца назад +1

    Why is "Steady yourself brother." FAR MORE COOLER THAN "Calm down man." Like the first one gives the +10 holy and +15 imperium stat boosts and the other gives -10 confidence in your team debuff.

  • @monsterrx7176
    @monsterrx7176 4 года назад +665

    13:40
    "I am calm.
    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?"
    Glorious and good for most day to day events

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 4 года назад +3

      MonsterRX Space magic

    • @echo_ironside8006
      @echo_ironside8006 4 года назад

      Where does that quote come from? Or was it made up? Cos I'm getting Monty Python vibes from it

    • @Rook6666
      @Rook6666 4 года назад

      I listened to this 80 times and kept laughing.

    • @mixing3698
      @mixing3698 4 года назад

      @@echo_ironside8006 im getting an adult swim vibe, specifically mid 2000's swim

    • @clairwells2761
      @clairwells2761 4 года назад

      *away from my brother* this is something he told me so I actually did the “I am calm. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS “

  • @JackofSpades6
    @JackofSpades6 5 лет назад +1465

    Nobody:
    TheRussianBadger: *BROTHER*

  • @Ultimate_Fright
    @Ultimate_Fright Месяц назад +1

    I literally got an had for a summoner game that had 3d animation then it started singing so i skipped it, to be immediately greeted with "I'm gonna need a heavy flamer for this heresy"
    Literally perfection

  • @hunterasbury6529
    @hunterasbury6529 2 года назад +5

    2:01 Admiral Trench from the clone wars can. He literally survived two ships blowing up with him on them, not to mention he lived for like a full minute after getting impaled by Anakin.

  • @_asuryan3072
    @_asuryan3072 4 года назад +581

    List of Khornate massacres: This list is incomplete *you can help by expanding it*
    You had me dieing as well as dieing some more

    • @_asuryan3072
      @_asuryan3072 3 года назад +1

      Tamim Yaqubi I speak the language of the heretic uc

    • @ih8mylife
      @ih8mylife 3 года назад

      Yeah, that's when I lost it, too XD

    • @eyesofthevoid9595
      @eyesofthevoid9595 3 года назад

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 3 года назад

      Careful brother, you’ll make me give you my geneseed

  • @basedjumper6167
    @basedjumper6167 5 лет назад +314

    Blood for the Blood God
    Skulls for the Skull Throne
    Milk for the Khorne Flakes

  • @BlightHauler247
    @BlightHauler247 Год назад +2

    10:31
    marine: my faith is my shield
    badger: my face is my shield
    captions: my see you joe

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT 2 года назад +2

    7:23
    Funniest part for me
    I wish spamming for a Medic in TF2 was this funny!

  • @Prince__Teclis
    @Prince__Teclis 5 лет назад +775

    When you're an only child.
    *Waiting for Brothers.*

  • @iamme8359
    @iamme8359 3 года назад +1307

    “I need an apothecary” has the same energy as “MEEEEEDIC”

    • @ahmadrafa9523
      @ahmadrafa9523 3 года назад +64

      You mean the same energy as Dallas needing a medic bag?

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 3 года назад +18

      @@ahmadrafa9523 that too

    • @2leggedhorror
      @2leggedhorror 3 года назад +45

      "i need healing"

    • @TheBonesMalone
      @TheBonesMalone 3 года назад +23

      @@2leggedhorror FRICK OFF GENJI

    • @_a_random_muffin_
      @_a_random_muffin_ 3 года назад +21

      *pressing E intensifies*

  • @the_doom_rager4415
    @the_doom_rager4415 2 года назад +2

    Heavenly, “THATS HOW YOU UNLOCK A DOOR!”

  • @TyrantToppat
    @TyrantToppat 2 года назад +3

    Fun fact: the Space Marines follow the Imperial Truth, in which it DOESN'T see the Emperor as a god.

    • @Gus-dj1ub
      @Gus-dj1ub 2 года назад +1

      Funner fact: Some Space Marines like the Black Templars do follow the Imperial Creed.

  • @Loreofw0rlds
    @Loreofw0rlds 5 лет назад +1155

    anyone: *questions anything about warhammer*
    Space Marines: I T I S T H E E M P O R E R ' S W I L L

    • @shlongmanator9505
      @shlongmanator9505 4 года назад +4

      Is your profile picture a dow dark eldar upgrade?

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 4 года назад +22

      Imagine the Inquisition discovering our real-time internet.
      *QUICKEST EXTERMINATUS IN ALL HUMAN HISTORY*

    • @loganchase4371
      @loganchase4371 4 года назад +2

      Was misspelling Emperor also part of the Emperor's Will, brother? XD

    • @Loreofw0rlds
      @Loreofw0rlds 4 года назад +1

      @@loganchase4371 uhh, yes, absolutely, 100%

    • @PuddingXXL
      @PuddingXXL 4 года назад +1

      @@loganchase4371 We are made for WAR not for heresy brother!

  • @deems2950
    @deems2950 5 лет назад +346

    40K : * exists *
    GPU: "EXTERMINATUS FOR THE EMPEROR!"

  • @subtlewhatssubtle
    @subtlewhatssubtle 2 года назад +2

    I'm glad this classic didn't get purged by GW's fun police.

  • @rogaldorn2312
    @rogaldorn2312 Год назад +2

    I wonder if this game will get a lot more people to play now because the lion has returned

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 5 лет назад +351

    Another warhammer 40k video?! PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR!

  • @nekromaster27
    @nekromaster27 4 года назад +329

    “Yes brother Barachiel, I realize you need armor but understand that I can now purge heretics in 3 kinds of fire.” Rpg logic right there lol I love it.

  • @jasonclawson104
    @jasonclawson104 2 года назад +7

    Welcome to the 40K universe where PAIN IS MANDATORY.

  • @user-kv4tm1iz3p
    @user-kv4tm1iz3p 2 года назад +2

    13:54 - Strategic value: ABSOLUTE!...

  • @realanimegirls9653
    @realanimegirls9653 5 лет назад +681

    Xeno: Finally, I can have all this heresy to myself. *Assault cannon starts spinning* What the hell?!
    Brother: I smell heresy

    • @limelaminum2935
      @limelaminum2935 5 лет назад +7

      Xeno: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 5 лет назад +1

      Uh...Xeno do not commit heresy. It is those who worship Choas that are Heretics or deny the love of the God Emperor. Xeno is just...dead. Just dead. They get nothing. Not even the justification of being called "Heretics". So. Put the Assault Cannon away and get the Flamers. Roast them.

    • @realanimegirls9653
      @realanimegirls9653 5 лет назад +5

      Qardo First of all: Heretics use regular flamers, true brothers only use heavy flamers.
      Second of all: Why don’t we use both?

    • @RakRescue
      @RakRescue 5 лет назад

      @@realanimegirls9653 who will use the assault cannon

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 5 лет назад +1

      4:18 "Become a apothecary" They said "You're saving lives"... THEY SAID!!

  • @aj_wlyms3117
    @aj_wlyms3117 4 года назад +518

    “Brother, the codex does not allow this!”
    Badger: Who needs to read when you can *PURGE THE HERETICS?!*

  • @ottiv1125
    @ottiv1125 Год назад +4

    Can't wait for the next 40k episode, hopefully on Darktide

  • @colrayne3626
    @colrayne3626 2 месяца назад

    Years later and these vids are the best quick lore vids to date. Not to mention that they are hilarious to boot.

  • @paladinudraziel5873
    @paladinudraziel5873 4 года назад +555

    "You know you're in a 40K Game when instead of saying: Waiting for players, it's Waiting for brothers."
    EXCELLENT! :D

  • @meffycodrin1853
    @meffycodrin1853 5 лет назад +229

    I swear, Badgers WARHAAMER shitposting is the best shit ever published on yt

  • @kriegdeathkorp1286
    @kriegdeathkorp1286 Год назад +4

    THE LION IS BACK BROTHERS!!!!

  • @pixelwizard9652
    @pixelwizard9652 2 года назад +3

    12:52 lol my favourite part of the video.