I remember back in DS1 when poise was busted and STR builds were just "I'm gonna hit you with this length of girder and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me"
@@トーキ-g8v Because the other games neutered it to hell and back, to the point where "Poise" in DS3 amounted to nothing more than extra frames of hyper armor on attacks.
The letter greetings of various military equipment: _Bullets:_ "Dear..." _Magazines:_ "To the company of..." _Full auto:_ "As per my last email..." _Explosive ordinance:_ " To whom it may concern..." _Air strikes and artillery:_ "This is a public service announcement."
As a former employee of the Melting Pot, I totally agree that it leaves a lot to be desired. I also can say that cleaning the used cheese bowls is utter torture.
How do you feel about the desserts there tho. I personally think it’s delicious. S’more is my favorite. My family liked the one called “Flaming Turtle” tho. I still wouldn’t wanna clean the bowl tho, mad respect for doing that.
@@SapphireCrusader1988 while not quite the same, I work at a Barbecue restaurant as a dishwasher. The 3 mainthings I fear most is our Mac and Cheese pans, the Macaroni Pot (where we boil the noodles, it gets all gluteny (not sure how to explain it really)), and the meat trays that have grease on it; especially when there's four or five that have been sitting for at least an hour and are given at the same time. TL:DR Spreaking from a slightly different angle, yeah, Cheese is a pain to clean, especially when it sits out for at least 30 minutes.
I laughed so fucking hard to this part, especially to Heavenly mic distortingly saying: *"THERE'S NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKIN' TO THE MELTING POT!"*
"The Melting Pot is more of a romantic restaurant than a family restaurant." "IT'S A FOKEN POT OF CHEESE!" "THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT!" this is the quality content i come here to see
@@vincentrees4970 insult my girlfriend again. SEE WHAT HAPPENS! also, they serve chocolate fondue as dessert and have various ways of cooking meats. I've been there. it was awesome.
Grouse: British people are just australians that havent gone far enought into the skill tree yet. Me, being Australian: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
*Posted 5 seconds ago* Aight, wait a moment EDIT: Due to others still wasting their time waiting around I've decided to waste your time by other means. These means include: 1. Reading through the 150+ comments to find the few who have been told the next step. 2. Waiting for this comment to be edited again. This will be done after more people have decided on their own that I am still not aware of the fact that others are continuing to waste their time telling me to tell them to stop waiting. Also G L O R I O U S S U C C E S S
@@CharlesBalester Vs blue. Okay but seriously... What? Is responding to people who weren't addressing you by saying a color a hobby of yours or is there a point to this that I'm not getting?
@@bloodlove93 for clarification, I was making a joke on how there is a new meme which is just a red background with the word "Red" in impact font. That is what I consider the dumbest meme as of 2019
Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T! F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I N N N G G!!! dur hurr energy hammer go bonk
i really want some white phosphorus buckshot... or maybe slug... could you imagine the court case that would have where you would have to explain why you lit a home intruder on fire from the inside out?
@ItsY0BoiAndre thanks, can't believe it's gotten this popular of a comment, thanks for commenting on this, I thought it was a good one but holy crap 🤣 means alot
So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitman 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it 0ut and drop a sub or like. Caűse that would be cool, ya know. But n[] girls, I swear if I see one girl
Sitting on a chair: Not funny, didn't laugh Standing infront of a standing desk (as you do, obviously): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Generally speaking, something with “anti” in its name is usually very effective against the word that comes after “anti.” So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that high explosive *anti tank* rounds are effective against *tanks.*
So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitm@n 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it out and drop a sub or like. Cause that would be c[]0l, ya kn0w. But no girls, I swear if I see one girl
Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T!! F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I I N N N G G G!!!
Disclaimer: HEAT rounds are premium rounds that cost a rather absurd amount of silver or a few premium currency gold per round, fighting like badger does here is not sustainable at most tiers and is basically paying for stronger shots.
My problem with The Melting Pot is this weird smell and the freaking wait time. Just waited hours to go "What the heck is that? Is it the cheese? No, cheese doesn't do that. I'm regret agreeing to come here, but at least I didn't have to pay."
What each of the members have in their tac-sacs: Spencer/Bajur: A singular HEAT round Recording software A M32 Rotary Grenade Launcer Two tiny TABG keychains •Croc •Pickle Heavenly: Clonker baton Mozzie figurine An entire fucking artillery tank Grouse: One singular melting pot restaurant 20 packs of 5 Gum/Spearmint Pack of Cores Light Skulker: Full size soundboard Hammer Anvil Bowling ball Literally anything you need to make sound effects Jello: Nothing but actually jello A bottomless can of monster
"I only have to hit you once, Dexnerd."
No quote has ever summed up my Dark Souls experience more than this.
I remember back in DS1 when poise was busted and STR builds were just "I'm gonna hit you with this length of girder and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me"
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong everyone forgets that somehow
@@トーキ-g8v Because the other games neutered it to hell and back, to the point where "Poise" in DS3 amounted to nothing more than extra frames of hyper armor on attacks.
@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong it's a decent balance compared to the two extremes kown as ds1,ds2 and des, I personally prefer Ds3's style a lot
@William Mlenar *pulls out gaels greatsword*
*Proceeds to spin and Chase you down with weapon art*
"THERES A VARIETY OF EXOTIC MEATS BRO" i was screaming with laughter because he sounded genuinely offended by "ITS A FUCKING POT OF C H E E S E"
WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT-
This the most cursed i have ever seen the word C H E E S E
I can officially confirm that the melting pot is fucking delicious.
It’s my personal favorite restaurant for birthdays.
My god damn hurts so much someone help
The letter greetings of various military equipment:
_Bullets:_ "Dear..."
_Magazines:_ "To the company of..."
_Full auto:_ "As per my last email..."
_Explosive ordinance:_ " To whom it may concern..."
_Air strikes and artillery:_ "This is a public service announcement."
Nukes: "To the entire state"
The end of a galaxy: @everyone
@@Skitarii-Enjoyer BRUUUH
This is golden😂🤣🤣
Knife with a tri-pod: to whom it may concern
As a former employee of the Melting Pot, I totally agree that it leaves a lot to be desired. I also can say that cleaning the used cheese bowls is utter torture.
How do you feel about the desserts there tho. I personally think it’s delicious. S’more is my favorite. My family liked the one called “Flaming Turtle” tho. I still wouldn’t wanna clean the bowl tho, mad respect for doing that.
@@ProblemChild_The2nd Thank you. I don't remember the desserts all that much. Just the cheese.
@@SapphireCrusader1988 never forget the cheese, always the cheese
@@SapphireCrusader1988 while not quite the same, I work at a Barbecue restaurant as a dishwasher.
The 3 mainthings I fear most is our Mac and Cheese pans, the Macaroni Pot (where we boil the noodles, it gets all gluteny (not sure how to explain it really)), and the meat trays that have grease on it; especially when there's four or five that have been sitting for at least an hour and are given at the same time.
TL:DR Spreaking from a slightly different angle, yeah, Cheese is a pain to clean, especially when it sits out for at least 30 minutes.
@@Dragonspirit223 My sympathies, brother of the dish pit.
“The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva convention.”
We could do with more of that!
Laughs in 183mm HESH
@@andyco94 *Laughs in 203mm HEATFIAPCRHPFSDS*
Sadly the new update, that's being tested on the test servers, is nerfing all forms of High Explosives from what I've heard.
Big oof
I wanna have an audiobook of Skullker reading Hamlet through a pitch corrector
I *wAnT*
Yes please
How bout skulker reading hamilton but not singing
Imagine Romeo and Juliet
"o RoMeO, o rOmEo, WhErEfOrE ArT ThOU RoMEo?"
Fr tho, he could probably be a good narrator even without it....
But who wants that?? :D
I can only imagine how chaoticly epic running a game of D&D for these dudes would be
Badger would be the guy to ignore all negotiations or law enforcement and just charge
Yes that would be fucking awesome
Ultimate Murder hobo party
To probably quote bajur “can I roll for my penis size? *rolls nat-20*
@@VGodot-pg7rs I'm so happy to hear my idiot group wasn't the only one to do that...
I love how Geuce just looses it over convincing everyone that the melting pot isn't bad.
I would do the same. That place is great.
@@ProblemChild_The2nd I tried some melting pot and it is good.
Badger fucked it up with that description
I've never heard of such a place but it sounds right.
They way they explain the melting pot and why it bad, you can tell they NEVER been to one.
“It’s more like a romantic restaurant than a family restaurant”
“ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEESE”
I laughed for like 30 minutes
I replayed that bit 3 times YO🤣
This shits funnier when your high bro I'm cryin 😂😂
this comment reeks of tumblr
I laughed so fucking hard to this part, especially to Heavenly mic distortingly saying: *"THERE'S NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKIN' TO THE MELTING POT!"*
I honestly wanted them to keep going, I was actually disappointed when it cut back to the game.
“British people are just Australians who aren’t far enough into the skill tree yet.”
Jesus Christ this is the best analogy I have ever heard .
British people are just Australians who haven't been arrested and sentenced to exile in a penal colony.
I wasn't even mad when I heard that.
If that's the case, are Irish and Scots alternate skill trees, or alternate starting races?
Clash Bandikute alternate trees. They have different skill sets.
As an British person, I can confirm I am new to the game
"The Melting Pot is more of a romantic restaurant than a family restaurant."
"IT'S A FOKEN POT OF CHEESE!"
"THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT!"
this is the quality content i come here to see
Dev Nerd but otherwise how tf is the Melting Pot is a romantic restaurant? It really is a fucking pot of cheese....
@@attilakovacs5040 fondue. is. *romantic* !
Points for him trying to explain how it's romantic, but BOI NO NORMAL WOMAN IS GOING ON A DATE TO A MELTING POT 🤨🤣
@@vincentrees4970 insult my girlfriend again. SEE WHAT HAPPENS! also, they serve chocolate fondue as dessert and have various ways of cooking meats. I've been there. it was awesome.
Badger just laughing his ass off in the background is my favorite part of that clip.
Every TF2 player: oh no
The crits
*They're spreading*
(and suddenly...) *CRITICAL (S)HIT!*
Demopans: :|
*crit*
CROCKET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The ubersaw
Skulker uses Pedalboard 2 to do his voice changing stuff. Now go and be chaotic Hamlet readers
Noooooooo... No way... Ima gon' check dat real quick
@@mikochamp8848 it's a base program you have to install some other stuff into, i'm not sure which ones skulker uses
@@Mess0fAJess You responded in mere hours after posting this a year ago. Wow. Anyways, thanks even for the base program.
@@mikochamp8848 Bager's videos are timeless
@@its_only_karma7440 100% agree. But he would've gone away long ago without the gang
Grouse: British people are just australians that havent gone far enought into the skill tree yet.
Me, being Australian: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Aren't Austrailians just descendants of British prisoners left to die ?
@The Vulcan I don’t remember entirely but I think your somewhat correct.
@@Dean123123100 I think there were natives as well but I'm not sure but we definitely dumped our prisoners onto their land
Me, an intellectual: Because that's what heros do
Australians are just British people who went down the rogue skill tree.
Skulker: taunts dustin using soundboard
Dirtbag Dustin, eyes glowing: "you talking mad shit for someone within artillery distance"
Everyone is within artillery distance if you're good enough.
FOR THE EMPEROR!
I swear to God that the next person to say that Isn't going to have to worry about the Russians.
LYBLIETHE TRIGGERED everything is artillery if you’re good enough.
*Insert, "Oh yeah, it's all coming together."*
4:45 I now think of this when my professor says ‘America is a cultural melting pot’
“ It’s a fucking pot of *CHEESE!* “
"There is no bitch out there that I am taking to America"
So that’s why white people like cheese so much
America is indeed a cheese bath
*"IT'S A FUCKEN POT OF CHEESE!"*
That had me dying SO HARD.
“I’M MAKIN’ MAC’N CHEESE! AND NOBADY CAN STAHP ME!”
Cheese quotes are goat
“There’s a main course with meat-“ “WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT”
*The Aftermath of CostCo selling 27 pound buckets of mac n cheese*
@@u5w1ii2jrhrejw it sounds awesome
Same
5:30
Roughly the best part of the video. But Skulker has the soundboard that "...maKes It SoUnDs SuPeR sCuFfEd."
Bro how did he do that
@@MargooseWeides his voice changer has a specific tone set. Whatever noise it picks up will correct it to a G note.
Super scuffed is at 9:18
@@ToumaYuuto03 thanks
@@ToumaYuuto03 thank you
"All 3 of us in Valentines using HEAT rounds."
I guarantee you that the enemy team spent most of their game just screeching.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9:17 this part it’s unlike anything else that I have seen on RUclips, this is why we watch the Russian badger
It sOUndS sUpEr scUffed!
My swim coach: College will eat you alive
Me, staring into her very soul: NOT IF I EAT IT FIRST
It is yeet or be yeeted
*Posted 5 seconds ago*
Aight, wait a moment
EDIT:
Due to others still wasting their time waiting around I've decided to waste your time by other means. These means include:
1. Reading through the 150+ comments to find the few who have been told the next step.
2. Waiting for this comment to be edited again. This will be done after more people have decided on their own that I am still not aware of the fact that others are continuing to waste their time telling me to tell them to stop waiting.
Also
G L O R I O U S
S U C C E S S
Waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Waiting ...
Waiting...
“Not funny, didn’t B R U H.”
-TheRussianBadger 2019
@@dirtiscake4701 still a thousand times funnier than the
Nobody :
Not a soul :
Type meme template.. Now those are just brainless drivel incarnate.
@@bloodlove93 Red.
@@CharlesBalester Vs blue.
Okay but seriously... What? Is responding to people who weren't addressing you by saying a color a hobby of yours or is there a point to this that I'm not getting?
Actually it was skullker
@@bloodlove93 for clarification, I was making a joke on how there is a new meme which is just a red background with the word "Red" in impact font. That is what I consider the dumbest meme as of 2019
Still one of the greatest RUclips videos of all time. "The Melting Pot Discussion" is too iconic
“I don’t wanna be “that guy”, but I killed 6 tanks”
Me: ...... *IMPOSTER*
"What do I do with the MEAT?!" I'm just straight dead
*THERES NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKIN TO THE MELTIN POT*
Depends how she feeling at the moment
you beat it
All I can imagine when I hear “long live the king” is nier automata
Exactly
Agreed
BECOME AS GODS
Glory for Mankind
Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T!
F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I N N N G G!!!
dur hurr energy hammer go bonk
2:17
“You here that Boomer?”
“There’s a Boomer around here!”
Left 4 Dead created god tier sh*tposting and I love it.
No one:
Literally no one:
Badger: “Sho lemme talk about dis here standin desk”
*crack*
"The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention"
Like i never heard that before!
*Cough, Cough HOLLOW POINT ROUNDS!!!*
*cough cough* nuclear weapons
*cough cough* biological or chemical weapons
**cough cough** White Phosphorus
i really want some white phosphorus buckshot... or maybe slug... could you imagine the court case that would have where you would have to explain why you lit a home intruder on fire from the inside out?
I thought it was The Geneva Suggestions
Skulker sounding like a phantom menace droid.
“LONG LIVE THE KING”
I was thinking of the robots from nier automata
Was he doing that through his soundboard? Because dear GOD i want whatever he was using to do that to his voice.
@@fenrisinfernum2343 I think it was auto tuning his voice to match G Minor. (Or major.)
Nuclear Avenger what program did he use?
@@LordSyClone unsure. In still trying to figure that bit out
Coming back and realizing someone predicted balloons being shot down by an F-22 three years ago is hilarious to me.
Ikr
Wait what… did that happen?
@@rumifernandez2550 chinese spy balloon over the US, got downed by an f-22 earlier this year.
@@rumifernandez2550 Yeah, the whole Chinese spy balloon thing that went on.
@@isaiahgeorge906 oooooooooh. that do make sense now.
"Before I explain what a HEAT round is."
Acting like I, an American, do not know about a type of ammunition.
Ben imagine if they made a HEAT round the size of a 50.cal.
Raul Philip Goco stop I can only get so erect
The Man Without a Plan trust me it would get better if it was the size of a .950
honestly
Aidan Hall now take that and shoot it at infantry. And there you go you broke the Geneva conventions.
Oh boy, HEAT Rounds, or as we veteran players call it at all tiers:
*C A N C E R*
My first thought. This video was good but hard to watch knowing what the enemy team was feeling.
My favorite number on the keypad is 2
Theres a boomer around here.
i dont remember them being that OP from when i played
i miss firing AP out of arty...
"If you guys don't let me finish my f-"
Can we get an F in chat for the guy who got interrupted 3 times in the beginning alone?
YES
SO TRUE, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
F
F
Dude, this happens to me all the time. I feel for him
That was Dustin I believe.
@@mutanttepig4759 Nah it was Clu
Life of Boris watching in the back seeing heat rounds: *phone dial* "Anatoli, I have found, THE ULTIMATE SLAVIC AMMUNITION."
"British people are just Australians that haven't gone far enough into the skill tree yet."
*Captain Price wants to know your location*
What kind of name is Soap? How did a muppet like you get passed selection?
Dominic Alcatraz tii ok captain price
Bob Semple wants to know your location
@ItsY0BoiAndre thanks, can't believe it's gotten this popular of a comment, thanks for commenting on this, I thought it was a good one but holy crap 🤣 means alot
9:21
That's the most excited anyone has ever been to read Hamlet.
I hope they bring that voice back.
@@thomasrose2149 Absolutely
That would be an audio book of Hamlet i'd be willing to listen to.
Hamlet is good like wtf
“Trebuchets will always be better than catapults” -*For Honor senses tingling*
MISERU!
@@lryiss9407 AD MORTEM INUMICUS!
@@chargedattack3559 PERI!
INCREDIBILIS
INFIRMUS
8:08, though badger’s tank was farther he still shot first, so the round had more velocity behind it
“I feel like it’s definitely more of a romantic restaurant.”
“ITS A F***ING POT OF CHEESE!!!”
I’m dead 😆
What a shame.
He was a good man.
What a rotten way to die.
It really is tho.
THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE, THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT
My wife loves the metling pot. We both chubby and chubby girls are better in bed
@@solo8734 ITS NOT JUST CHEESE! THERE'S A MAIN COURSE OF VARIOUS EXOTIC MEATS BRO! OK!?
G note hamlet is now the best thing ever for me
Skulker should do more of that voice thing
What soundboard does he use?
LoNG LiVe THe KInG
Jacket From Miami long live the king!
Jacket From Miami do you know how to do that cause a really want to make a video reading hamlet in g note
"the primary purpose of this round is to violate the geneva convention"
Maynard Zervantian I’m dead
So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitman 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it 0ut and drop a sub or like. Caűse that would be cool, ya know. But n[] girls, I swear if I see one girl
Also to destroy hover dam!
5:20 it’s a FUcKiNg POT Of CHEESE
and then there's chunky... He's dead.
DK
Chunky's dead!
Collin Calhoun Speaking of Chunky, when is Badjur making the Gunner class video for Division 2?
DEE KAY
CHUNKYS DEAD
DEE KAY
DONKEY KONG
“The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.” An unknown tanker armed with a sound board.
Sitting on a chair: Not funny, didn't laugh
Standing infront of a standing desk (as you do, obviously): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
0:34 How landing random crit rockets feel in TF2
“its like launching a Miata at somebody”
-Badger2k19 :,)
Nobody:
Skulker with a soundboard: burping down a infinite hallway
Not quite as funny as the sound of an uncooked turkey running down a hallway.
Lord Bloodraven I fear no man but that thing uncooked turkey running down a hallway it scares me
*tf2 has entered the chat*
Tf2: SO YALL HEARD ABOUT RANDOM CRITS???
Ah, a man of culture.
Fair and balanced
Brother Baldoc AHHHHHHH
Pyro when it gets a random crit my flamethrower dealt more damage then most the time
Elijah Higgins cuz it’s crits and ahem FAIR AND BALANCED
10:20 imagine getting immortalized in a Badger video
Me: “so badger what did you bring to the party”
Badger:(eyes glowing red holding a tank shell) HEAT!
hes in HEAT
yes yes that is good and all badger but can you say WEARENUMBERONE
“At my standing desk”
-Badger 2019
Edit: wow I’ve never had more than 10 likes, thanks gamers.
Landon he just uses it as a regular desk to flex on those with standing desks - his words not mine
Just enjoy the damn likes don't edit
I couldn’t stop laughing when he started auto tuning his voice.
We need a whole episode that is just **T H A T**
LonG lIve tHE KinG
I need a compilation of skulkers soundboard shenanigans
*S C U F F E D*
Generally speaking, something with “anti” in its name is usually very effective against the word that comes after “anti.” So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that high explosive *anti tank* rounds are effective against *tanks.*
especially when used in a tank *destroyer*
“He’s got 23 health”
It was a honor and a privilege
“Trebuchets are always gonna be better than catapults”
*well yes, but actually... yes*
Some guy: survives one heat round
Badger and his squad: *There is another*
5:00 this is why I listen to Badger's YT videos and not Twitch streams, cause I would not have been able to understand any of that in real time 😂
Swiss guy here, i've heared someone has been talking shit about dipping random stuff in a pot of cheese.
get his ass
If possible have Dustin in more vids cause he’s cool.
Perhaps
Jonas you stole my joke you little melee Kirby level of garbage
I second this. Do it, or I'll nail you with my HEAT rounds.
Heavenly:
"what do I do with the meats"
Me:dunk it in Tyne CHEESE
That's the problem!
That cheese place actually sounds disgusting
0:08 INDEED, THIS EXTRA BLOOD FLOW TO MY FEET IS UNLEASHING THE FUNNY
"World's greatest free to play game"
*Depressed clem noises*
*laughs in tenno*
*laughs in janess key*
CLEM
Sad war thunder noises
CLEM CLEM CLEM
God that “LoNg LiVe ThE kInG” bit had me DYING in class
Chuck Chungus same dude
same
_"September 31st, er, September 30th"_
- TheRussianBadger.
So I just uploaded a comedy skit on hitm@n 2 and I'd be glad if anyone could check it out and drop a sub or like. Cause that would be c[]0l, ya kn0w. But no girls, I swear if I see one girl
@@soa0 Begging for attention to your copy-paste channel on my comment isn't very cash-money of you.
Tooltip Tinkerer bruh. Why does it matter
Mack Williams, because someone is begging for subs and views on another dude’s comment, having no relation to the comment.
I love how they become great friends with dirtbag Dustin so quickly
In my mind, I thought heat rounds stood for “Hell, everywhere, any time.”
I like this better.
I mean,,,,, you are not wrong
It is basically correct
9:10 the best quote from any Russian Badger video EVER
"I can land 20 hits before you swing once"
"But that one hit is all I will need"
That quote: "I only have to hit you once, dexnerd" sounds so fucking Dark Souls it genuinely makes me happy to hear it.
"British people are just Australians that havn't gone far enough into the skill tree yet"
As an Australian i have to agree.
Coinboy75 yes
Let’s be real here fellas...y’all are here for the skulker soundboard
I am here cuz cheese
u right u right
No one:
Not a single soul:
Absolutely no one:
Russianbadger: B U C K E T S
W E T
Soviet womble: who left Tom alone with the buckets
@@blackwatch1326 we do not need more buckets Tom!!!
@@blackwatch1326 shit man I'm drunk as hell... I'm laughing way too hard... heeeeeeelp
Haha what a funny format for a comment! Very original, keep it up!
1:29 Badger out here predicting the future😂
Thanks for supporting my new track "I'd Do Anything" 💙💙💙
bruh stfu what are u doing here?
@@santiagogarcia7213 can u not be a bitch
@@santiagogarcia7213 can u like, shut the fuck up
YO SLUSHII WHATS GOOD?! 😃🤙
@@santiagogarcia7213 because badger used his song and linked it. don't be a prick.
This video is even more funny when I’m at my
S T A N D I N G D E S K
0:26 "Airborne! Wanna go blow up HQ?!"
Ahhh finally, a Company of Heroes reference xD hahahaha
He did it in the intro for Stonks too.
German: Hey assholes. We're Panzer Grenadiers, not Panzers!
"my condolences to your sourkraut wife"
"I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo wife"-Rick May(R.I.P.)
5:30 re watched that whole scene too many times XDXD
"THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT IM TAKING TO A MELTING POT!C
11:07 12:01 31/10/19 I've been fending my home from waves of saber wielding skeletons for the last 2 hours
The 19 assists.
"Defending my home from saber wielding skeletons" what is this? Ninjago? 😂
@@crypticparasite jeez, I am suprised someone still remembers this lego series and that it indeed had a fckin cartoon series
@@masterzoroark6664 course bro, that show was my childhood
@@crypticparasite do you remember Lego Legends of Chima
That "L0nG liVe tHe KiNg" sounds exactly like the forest machines from NeiR Automata.
Y O U H A V E L I V E D Y O U R E N T I R E L I V E S F O R T H I S O N E S I N G U L A R M O M E N T!!
F O R T H E F O R R E S T K I I I I I I N N N G G G!!!
PLEASE SOMEBODY FOR THE LOVE OF G O D TELL ME WHAT SKULLKER WAS USING, I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE
I'm looking for it as well. If you find out, PLEASE tell me!
Pedalboard 2, I think.
Someone mentioned it.
Sees 'Random Crits'in the title:
*TF2 Players dislike that*
Justin Moore random crits are fair and balanced
Strider Seignemartin random crits are fair and balanced
the thing is random crits ARE fair and balanced.
cept i need them because i usually run scout with stock bat as my main weapon.
Everyone knows The Hot Hand is the best weapon
@@boochie-yj7un random crits are fair and balanced
*No one*
*Nut a soul*
Badger: at my *standing desk*
DatalysJR, are you challenging me?!
I’m gonna nut a soul
Landon Oh? You’re a approaching me? Instead of running away your coming right to me?
Can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer
Iago Oh ho! Then come as close as you like
Nobody:
Three Bager vids a row: *THE RIVER GOTTEM*
“stand and unfold yourself, LONG LIVE THE KING!”
I've never laughed so hard until the bit at 5:25 came up lmfaoooo
ITS A FUCKING POT OF CHEESE
I've replayed this part for 1000+ times
5 years later... it is still a masterpiece.
Also WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT-?!
Disclaimer: HEAT rounds are premium rounds that cost a rather absurd amount of silver or a few premium currency gold per round, fighting like badger does here is not sustainable at most tiers and is basically paying for stronger shots.
That’s one thing I’ve never liked about these videos he always uses stuff that’ll never be available for a long time in said games
@@suburbandolphin724 From the video that weapon is pure cheese
I only buy 3 rounds and use them very sparingly.
Badger and friends were given press accounts to be able to showcase the new ammo type.
Attacking the Panic! Everything is cheese at low tiers. Everyone has very little hp and armor.
@@LordBloodraven "new ammo type"? HEAT has been around for ages.
I love skulker with his soundboard. He really makes these videos for me as much as badger's editing.
My problem with The Melting Pot is this weird smell and the freaking wait time. Just waited hours to go "What the heck is that? Is it the cheese? No, cheese doesn't do that. I'm regret agreeing to come here, but at least I didn't have to pay."
“British people are just Australians that haven’t hit the skill tree yet”
😂😂😂
Over way round
@@benfenwick5403 nah they may have "Naval Long Distance IX", but they still haven't unlocked "Survival XV" and "Taming VII
I’m big sad now
"Iowa is an early-access game"
Australians are just the British version of Texans if you know what I mean
9:27 reminds me of NieR: Automata so much with the robots
I couldn't stop thinking of the "BECOME AS GODS!" part
@@StormyTh115 BECOME AS GODS... now i just wanna see badjur play NieR since its philosophical and he'd end up just making jokes
@@Cryzk_ Now I really wanna see it. Let's start a petition!
@@StormyTh115 REVOLUTION! I MEAN PETITION
"Strength builds are better than Dex"
*Laughs in Dex/Magic hybrid
Laughs in Dex based Armor Class
dctindall Tindall I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sounds of all the pain and anguish dark beads is causing
HYPERDEX
Strength/Faith build noises
I just went pure carry weight, strength and health. I have also mastered smacking people through the walls around lothric (if they’re thin enough)
When he said "ITS A POT OF CHEESE!" I died
9:16
What was Skulker messing around with to get that voice?
check his twitch about page
5:25 and 9:21 are my favorite parts of the video had me dying😂💯
🍲🧀
🤖🔄💥
*sees comment about no Australians in World of Tanks*
A.C. Sentinel: *Laughs*
Yeah but that tank sucks ass though.
@@StarkRaven59 Ik, but it's still Australian
Stark Raven but the experimental at tier six is just a better firefly
*Laughs in high level British
Cocktank ftw
What each of the members have in their tac-sacs:
Spencer/Bajur:
A singular HEAT round
Recording software
A M32 Rotary Grenade Launcer
Two tiny TABG keychains
•Croc
•Pickle
Heavenly:
Clonker baton
Mozzie figurine
An entire fucking artillery tank
Grouse:
One singular melting pot restaurant
20 packs of 5 Gum/Spearmint
Pack of Cores Light
Skulker:
Full size soundboard
Hammer
Anvil
Bowling ball
Literally anything you need to make sound effects
Jello:
Nothing but actually jello
A bottomless can of monster