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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @Carnivorous_Flytrap
    @Carnivorous_Flytrap 5 лет назад +15383

    Nobody:
    Badger: I was saying poor in a respectful economic context

  • @giraudy221
    @giraudy221 3 года назад +2315

    2:48
    Really displays the 4 types of friends
    - “thats immoral”
    -“thats illegal”
    -“thats impossible”
    -“thats hilarious”

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 5 лет назад +3576

    Lockheed Martin: "Why do you need an F-22 Raptor?"
    Badger: "Medicinal purposes."

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 4 года назад +3830

    "Our military is completely equipped to handle the United States"
    "We attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice"
    That part always gets a hearty chuckle out of me

    • @BLD-wh1nu
      @BLD-wh1nu 3 года назад +50

      I'm pretty sure that's a joke about Hiroshima and Nagasaki but I'm not sure fully XD

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 3 года назад +32

      @@BLD-wh1nu yep

    • @Keyoog
      @Keyoog 3 года назад +11

      Yep it was...

    • @ThelatestAbrams
      @ThelatestAbrams 3 года назад +22

      Pacific front in a nutshell

    • @slitheryboi3097
      @slitheryboi3097 3 года назад +55

      As someone who has done a bunch of research on WWII, I love this joke. “We have just woken a sleeping giant”

  • @definitelynotjames
    @definitelynotjames 4 года назад +1138

    Badger's co-op pilot: dude WE'VE LOST HALF OF THE CHOPPER.
    Badger: the fact that i lost the tail DOESN'T MEAN I CANT DELIVER FREEDOM.

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 2 года назад +30

      “Even in death I still serve”

    • @SithFTW4072
      @SithFTW4072 2 года назад +20

      @@randorookie8587 "Even in debt, I still serve"

    • @guidomista7960
      @guidomista7960 2 года назад +17

      They ordered that same day delivery on FREEDOM and OH FUCKING BOY ARE THEY GETTING IT

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 года назад +7

      @@guidomista7960 “Hello everyone, this is Jeff Bezos, I heard somebody ordered a package and I wasn’t able to get it to them in time so here I am with the package, it is death, you will now die, cease to be.”

    • @Wyvernlord6
      @Wyvernlord6 2 года назад +1

      @@chasetoyama8184 Max0r?

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад +3594

    "That's against the Geneva convention."
    Who's gonna report me? The corpses?

    • @slowhite1706
      @slowhite1706 4 года назад +226

      Well...okay then.
      *screenshot*

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 года назад +264

      @@slowhite1706 Bold actions for someone within war crime distance.

    • @slowhite1706
      @slowhite1706 4 года назад +41

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong too bad, I have my deflector shield equipped!

    • @hotlinechernobyl5157
      @hotlinechernobyl5157 4 года назад +39

      Geneva Conventions, more like Geneva Suggestions...
      And...i saw it 2 comments down... Well, shit

    • @teddyjames4826
      @teddyjames4826 4 года назад +15

      Never a bad time for a war crime

  • @boomboyzgaming936
    @boomboyzgaming936 5 лет назад +3494

    “You call it a gas station, I call it a Target Rich Environment.”
    This is what we call a Pro Gamer Move.

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 лет назад +11

      What the hell... my videoz are digusting level 1000

    • @s.bregnest2857
      @s.bregnest2857 5 лет назад +19

      KING AUTISM TV
      Shut

    • @owenkasaboski6902
      @owenkasaboski6902 5 лет назад +7

      I prefer the burger town

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 лет назад +9

      KING AUTISM TV I can’t imagine how many times your mom dropped you as a baby for you to become this ungodly annoying

    • @justinowens2077
      @justinowens2077 5 лет назад +3

      Just Cause be like

  • @Luc-jc4dl
    @Luc-jc4dl 4 года назад +1699

    I love that "Hanz we did it. We made it to the other side of the factory floor"

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 3 года назад +666

    So a phrase came into my head
    “I don’t feel comfortable with you being friends with someone who treats the Geneva Conventions like a bucket list”

    • @williamblazkowicz5587
      @williamblazkowicz5587 2 года назад +17

      Sauce on quote?

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 2 года назад +28

      @@williamblazkowicz5587 honestly I don't know I may have just made it up. if someone said it before me I haven't seen it.

  • @pinedragon5398
    @pinedragon5398 5 лет назад +3172

    “We attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us *twice* “ that’s the funniest thing that man has ever said

  • @debido4195
    @debido4195 5 лет назад +3185

    I feel like bager is the type of person to pull up to a war zone and go:
    “The Geneva Convention is just a suggestion.”

  • @Matt_UFP
    @Matt_UFP 5 лет назад +857

    "we attacked three boats they dropped the sun on us twice"- Every empire attacking the player in stellaris

    • @exiledadrian103
      @exiledadrian103 5 лет назад +8

      matt more like a thousand times

    • @MadameMinty
      @MadameMinty 5 лет назад +24

      * someone touches my "boat" in Stellaris *
      * immediately purchases Apocalypse DLC, twice *

    • @gregnadd5017
      @gregnadd5017 5 лет назад +18

      EXTERMINATUS! PURGE THE XENO FILTH!

    • @BOSs-1313
      @BOSs-1313 5 лет назад +13

      The land of rising sun untill the us slam dunked it tiwce

    • @matthewjuarez2860
      @matthewjuarez2860 5 лет назад +2

      * Laughs in allied fallen empire *

  • @KentuckyFriedChildren
    @KentuckyFriedChildren 3 года назад +441

    The delivery on “We made it to ze end of ze factory floor” is incredible

  • @arsmori7808
    @arsmori7808 5 лет назад +5329

    “Im boutta call the pentagon to ask if Lockheed martin takes coupons” bruh im in class and my teacher took my phone because i laughed

    • @thefunnyaerialman
      @thefunnyaerialman 3 года назад +190

      It's been a year and _no one_ bothered to ask how you typed this?

    • @gothic-eraknight1586
      @gothic-eraknight1586 3 года назад +61

      How did you type this tho?

    • @arsmori7808
      @arsmori7808 3 года назад +73

      @@thefunnyaerialman oh my god people are replying

    • @henrybaker4239
      @henrybaker4239 3 года назад +86

      @@thefunnyaerialman probably After he got his phone back

    • @UraniumVulcan
      @UraniumVulcan 3 года назад +43

      @@gothic-eraknight1586 probably when he got his phone back after class/school

  • @enriquerodriguez8833
    @enriquerodriguez8833 5 лет назад +1967

    Geneva convention? More like Geneva SUGGESTION

    • @lessthanstellar561
      @lessthanstellar561 5 лет назад +85

      "But sir, that's against the Geneva convention!"
      "WELL I CAN'T READ"

    • @ryu-chan5031
      @ryu-chan5031 5 лет назад +10

      This fucking comment didn't get enough recognition 😭😭

    • @lfudhsmcivurhskcig
      @lfudhsmcivurhskcig 5 лет назад +32

      Bro lemme check the Geneva convention real quick to c if this violates it
      *God I wish I could fucking read*

    • @maximumwolfe9462
      @maximumwolfe9462 5 лет назад +12

      "Forget the Geneva Convention, wasn't that merely suggestion? Clearly your abhorrent moral compass, needs some direction" JT Music, CODIW rap

    • @solid3070
      @solid3070 5 лет назад

      NONONONO

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 5 лет назад +681

    Badger: lines up a shot on a parachuting pilot.
    LITERALLY EVERYBODY: The codex astartes does not support this action.
    Badger: *Laughs in war crimes*

    • @NERV_Mars
      @NERV_Mars 5 лет назад +27

      BITCH, I CAN'T READ!

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 5 лет назад +38

      THAT SIGN WILL NOT AFFECT ME BECAUSE I CAN'T READ!

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 5 лет назад +12

      Actually iirc the law is only that AA can't shoot down parachuting pilots

    • @bomk1680
      @bomk1680 5 лет назад +16

      @@SYKRAL1 then *LAUGHS IN MORAL CRIMES*

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 5 лет назад +18

      -It's against the laws of war to fire at a paratrooper with a flak gun.
      -Bruh I was trying to hit the plane behind him, he just got in the way.

  • @ruthlesssage4810
    @ruthlesssage4810 3 года назад +111

    2:46 BADGER: “Can I hit this dude?” Everyone: THATS A WARCRIME DON’T DO IT BADGER!!!!

    • @ju2tunknown
      @ju2tunknown 2 года назад +15

      "That's a war crime, don't do it!"
      "That is a war crime."
      "No way."
      " _the primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Genova Convention_ "

  • @alxjck5781
    @alxjck5781 5 лет назад +762

    When a “Scottish Koala” plays with a “Russian Badger”

    • @theScottishKoala
      @theScottishKoala 5 лет назад +64

      Alx Jck we shall rise

    • @Starscream7680
      @Starscream7680 5 лет назад +12

      theScottishKoala nice

    • @hypercam8173
      @hypercam8173 5 лет назад +45

      Just wait until a Soviet Womble joins in.

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson 5 лет назад +9

      @@hypercam8173 ^Took the words right outta my mouth.

    • @ghostplayzbusters
      @ghostplayzbusters 5 лет назад +9

      @@hypercam8173 the fabric of universe will rip if that happens

  • @play4ryt670
    @play4ryt670 4 года назад +2044

    *"HE PROTEC, HE ATTAC, HE INVADE IRAC"*
    IM DEAD

    • @mynameisanmo6654
      @mynameisanmo6654 4 года назад +4

      Play4rYt he protec , he attac , he blow irac

    • @play4ryt670
      @play4ryt670 4 года назад +7

      @@mynameisanmo6654 blow out ammo rac

    • @SleepyBoyo
      @SleepyBoyo 4 года назад +2

      Sound like a song just straigth up DONT EAT ASS IN THE HALLS

    • @BIGDADDUI
      @BIGDADDUI 3 года назад +1

      this made me laugh more than I should even tho I have iraqi origins

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 года назад

      So are many terrorists

  • @Stormblessed4214
    @Stormblessed4214 5 лет назад +3311

    "the primary use of this vehicle is to violate the geneva convention"
    EVERYTHING you guys do violates the geneva convention

    • @borkbork6888
      @borkbork6888 5 лет назад +46

      What’s in the canister

    • @bluejay8947
      @bluejay8947 5 лет назад +75

      Geneva convention more like geneva suggestion

    • @bonkproof4086
      @bonkproof4086 5 лет назад +12

      Of course we got a Norden reference

    • @astronaut3248
      @astronaut3248 5 лет назад +10

      Geneva only dictates the rights and treatment of POWs and other groups of people in war that aren’t combatants. POWs, refugees, unarmed relief personnel (hospital workers, medics, chaplains, etc.), and most importantly: civilians. Of course, anybody that’s shooting at you classifies as a combatant and thus can be shot back at, but Geneva establishes the treatment of these protected groups, with exceptions of course. (The Geneva convention doesn’t apply to spies, for example.)

    • @astronaut3248
      @astronaut3248 5 лет назад +1

      Dark Sniper isn’t that profile picture a silver wolf from Battle Nations?

  • @mr.subioo
    @mr.subioo 3 года назад +855

    “When will the day of reconing come?” RussianBadger and the BOIS: Yes

    • @KitKatHexe
      @KitKatHexe 3 года назад +5

      Can't believe this is 4 months old and has almost 200 likes, and no one has noticed the typo.
      No, I'm not talking about "BOIS"

    • @mr.subioo
      @mr.subioo 3 года назад +2

      @@KitKatHexe lol dude took me like five minutes to notice 😂😅

    • @tex_the_proto2880
      @tex_the_proto2880 3 года назад

      9/10/22

    • @grizzdebear7293
      @grizzdebear7293 2 года назад

      Its de occent mun.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 5 лет назад +558

    "Think we got hit by RussianBadger's group."
    "How could you tell?"
    "Saw the duct tape hanging off the side."
    Dead.

    • @thefuck7175
      @thefuck7175 5 лет назад +24

      Reminds me of the time british royal marines strapped themselves to an apache in Afghanistan

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 5 лет назад +8

      @@thefuck7175 thats all I could think of when they said that man

    • @boartank
      @boartank 5 лет назад +11

      @@thefuck7175 I googled that. Holy shit haha. RIP Ford his last moments was the shit

    • @soylent_brown4456
      @soylent_brown4456 5 лет назад

      So are they.

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 5 лет назад +1

      ACOG's fucking terrifying if you tape it with to the side with a russian badger crewman.

  • @viper3183
    @viper3183 5 лет назад +268

    The murderous AA tank Koala is talking about at 2:00 was the American M247 Sergeant York, although Badger is showing a German Gepard 1 in the video.
    Anyway, not only did the Sgt York accidentally aim at the crowd, it also shot up the dirt in front of it (instead of a flying drone target), and later locked onto the heat signature of the toilet exhaust fan on a nearby latrine. Big oof for the Army back in 1982.

    • @theScottishKoala
      @theScottishKoala 5 лет назад +42

      Don't worry guys... *This is just a demonstration*

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 года назад +19

      The radar sucked and was both not designed for ground vehicles and was not water-proof. The chassis and engine were from the old M48 Patton tank, so it was also too slow.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 года назад +5

      I'm trying to find more to this story, but I can't find hardly any. The ones I find are obscure and third party at best

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад

      ​@@WingMaster562the army went above and beyond in scrubbing this fucky wucky from all possible records. I'm pretty sure there's a mass grave of dead reporters somewhere

    • @kastor6497
      @kastor6497 Месяц назад

      Thank you for commenting this I have been trying to find the name of the aa

  • @joysays3815
    @joysays3815 4 года назад +211

    When badger says “Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhh” he sounds like THE most American man that just shot down a German

  • @yoboichill0842
    @yoboichill0842 4 года назад +1973

    “They dropped the sun on us twice” that’s why it’s called the geneva SUGGESTION

  • @corbinreade271
    @corbinreade271 5 лет назад +438

    Badger enters a helicopter*
    Everyone else: ight ima head out
    The one ADATS: You triggered my trap card old man

    • @BladeKi11a
      @BladeKi11a 5 лет назад +5

      EpicGamer Moment badger begins to do a dive bomb maneuver to drop heavenly as his ordinance

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 5 лет назад +10

      @@BladeKi11a the adats gunner:
      "Is that just a guy dropping out of the sky with a pump action and a bucket of chicken?"
      Command hearing him say that:
      "GET DOWN ITS BADGER SQUAD"

    • @BladeKi11a
      @BladeKi11a 5 лет назад +2

      jack roberts heavenly: *smacks lips* BUCKETS

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 5 лет назад +2

      @@BladeKi11a that's the sound he makes 10 seconds after impact after badger asks if he hit

  • @jamiebaker1690
    @jamiebaker1690 4 года назад +340

    13:59, hands down the best American interpretation of a British accent

  • @Cooper_Chu
    @Cooper_Chu 3 года назад +21

    Fun fact: gravity actually doesn't have anything to do with how many G's you take(other than giving a base unit). one G is just when you are moving at 9.8m/s/s in a direction, so two G's means you are moving at 19.6m/s/s in a direction. There's your fun fact of the day. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 5 лет назад +318

    "Primary use of this helicopter is to violate the Geneva Convention"
    *Best and most funniest quote in the video*

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 5 лет назад +20

      Idk "you call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment." Is pretty good to.

    • @harboro4171
      @harboro4171 5 лет назад +20

      Corporate Gunner we they destroyed three boats we dropped the sun on them TWICE

    • @DarkShadow-sq6tc
      @DarkShadow-sq6tc 5 лет назад +6

      I don't know about u guys but my Favorite was "You know what the ADATS stands for right? It stands for Anti-Dat-Shit whatever Dat Shit is." XD

    • @usswatercooler1255
      @usswatercooler1255 5 лет назад +3

      The primary use of this round is to violate the Geneva Convention.

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 5 лет назад +4

      You might be asking what Dat shit it's. Just take your right index finger and point it at literally anything.

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 5 лет назад +219

    *2:25* Hands down my favorite quote ever.

    • @lokiash8826
      @lokiash8826 5 лет назад +11

      that is also my favourite quote ever like just "ANTI DAT SHIT

    • @turtlenator97
      @turtlenator97 2 года назад +4

      This quote lives in my head rent free.

  • @kunalsingh2648
    @kunalsingh2648 5 лет назад +217

    7:27 "we attacked three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice" had me dyinggggggg

    • @ghostplayzbusters
      @ghostplayzbusters 5 лет назад +13

      Japan had it rough when they had 3 suns

    • @TaggedByTim
      @TaggedByTim 5 лет назад +10

      My reaction over the next 10 seconds after that joke.
      Haha good one.
      Hahahaha that was really funny.
      Literally crying because it just gets funnier the more I think about it.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @Peta_CHAD69
    @Peta_CHAD69 2 года назад +33

    3:55 "missile pulls 180 in mid-air"
    …that's a future prediction right there.

  • @coliimusic
    @coliimusic 5 лет назад +574

    "Hell yes we'll take your AR-15, your AK-47" --the ad I got before this video
    Badger: **W A R C R I M E S I N T E N S I F Y**

    • @sirflapfla97
      @sirflapfla97 5 лет назад +8

      that is so perfect

    • @jamesrhodes7087
      @jamesrhodes7087 4 года назад +6

      That is way to accurate.

    • @os8mm178
      @os8mm178 4 года назад

      That ad is actually pro gun if you watch til the end

  • @s0me1up
    @s0me1up 5 лет назад +227

    12:25, after crashing at mach 1: "If you increase the pilot's vitality, he will be able to survive more damage..."
    ...right, how did I not think of that...

  • @Minox_
    @Minox_ 5 лет назад +654

    "My tail-rotor!" - Badger, in a helicopter that doesn't have a tail-rotor to begin with.

    • @nuclearavenger8625
      @nuclearavenger8625 4 года назад +30

      Its co-axial. The second main rotor takes the tail rotors place

    • @Minox_
      @Minox_ 4 года назад +17

      @@nuclearavenger8625 Yep, I know, thats why I thought it was funny! :)

    • @tonikaycheney7120
      @tonikaycheney7120 4 года назад +4

      Still pretty vital for balance.

    • @Tzeentch976
      @Tzeentch976 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 года назад

      @@tonikaycheney7120 The KA50 has no tail rotor; the coaxial main rotor eliminated the need for one. The tail itself, though, is vital.

  • @OfficialAndroid-16
    @OfficialAndroid-16 2 года назад +68

    0:32 is the best part, 2:07 is a close second

  • @darkdeath5550
    @darkdeath5550 5 лет назад +179

    Tank whips around, points at audience:
    "Don't worry, the safety's on!"

    • @Dssfox
      @Dssfox 5 лет назад +10

      funniest part that on early stage of army we were taken to look on different professions, and when we got to the tanks, one turned turret at us, sergeant who was with us seen us giggle and said: dont worry, hese only checking his chamber. guess how fast we moved from barrel direction?)

    • @elysium7242
      @elysium7242 5 лет назад +4

      *Accidentally turn on radar*
      *200+ civilian casualties*
      "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 4 года назад +371

    "War crimes? I think you mean: FREEDOM POINTS. Three more and I get an all expense trip to the HAUGE."
    -Badger... probably.

  • @thefutji7757
    @thefutji7757 5 лет назад +429

    Russian Badger and others, are we just gonna miss the happy face on the back of the jet at 1:06 Because thats something I can't unsee

    • @thelorp5186
      @thelorp5186 4 года назад +24

      That's blessed man, thanks for pointing it out lmao

    • @yeahboi5796
      @yeahboi5796 4 года назад +14

      I hate/love you for that

    • @ericdeyarmin9607
      @ericdeyarmin9607 4 года назад +5

      I thought you meant the jet thruster thingys. I’m smort

    • @thefutji7757
      @thefutji7757 4 года назад +1

      @@ericdeyarmin9607 At the back there is a face with a smile on it

    • @bradyhamilton3827
      @bradyhamilton3827 4 года назад +2

      Ya that’s something I always found funny about the F4 phantom just the fact that the back of the plane there’s a smiley face

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 3 года назад +24

    5:24 Tiger UHT: **has access to 8 fire and forget missiles, meaning you can lock a target, fire a missile and then be completely concealed by hiding behind a mountain instead of having to mantain a line of sight like literally every other chopper in the game**

  • @vonteblack1184
    @vonteblack1184 5 лет назад +287

    Badger: *shoots down random plane* That Plane: “so anyway i started blasting”

  • @garretthunter3381
    @garretthunter3381 5 лет назад +1080

    F-4 Phantom: Breaks sound barrier
    Badger: "Im in the mood for a swim..."
    F-4: ...
    Badger: slowly eases the control stick down
    F-4: "No..."
    Badger:...
    F-4: touches water and disintegrates
    Badger: (insert pikachu meme here)
    Russian sub watching all this: "IVAN! Write this down!"

    • @spacecatsftw
      @spacecatsftw 4 года назад +17

      ah yes. attempting to land when you're flying faster than the speed of sound

    • @dragonslayer6644
      @dragonslayer6644 3 года назад

      Pika pog

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 года назад +6

      @@spacecatsftw *attempting to WATER at hypersonic speeds

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 3 года назад

      @@spacecatsftw On water. In a fighter jet,

    • @babyrudds3793
      @babyrudds3793 3 года назад +1

      Fun fact, from when the plane hit the water to when it stopped, it underwent about 30.5 g for about 4 seconds

  • @ashfalt8319
    @ashfalt8319 5 лет назад +118

    Badger: Pulls 20G while turning
    Pilot: Bravo Six, going dark.

  • @thawolf3156
    @thawolf3156 4 года назад +24

    Nobody:
    10:57
    Badger obliterating my mans entire knee caps, nonchalantly

  • @dinosaur6106
    @dinosaur6106 5 лет назад +249

    *pin points where laser designator is*
    Dentist: "hold on I got this." *Reflects it with dental mirror*

    • @lordmerp1498
      @lordmerp1498 4 года назад +13

      chopper pilot:SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*BOOM*

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 3 года назад +3

      “CRITICAL DAMAGE”

  • @t-bug9385
    @t-bug9385 5 лет назад +227

    “You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” - the newest and best phrase 2020

    • @irishwolf5070
      @irishwolf5070 5 лет назад +1

      I read that at the exact time that played

    • @silentjustin
      @silentjustin 5 лет назад

      As someone who is currently at work at a Circle K during the night shift ive never been more terrified in my life lol.

  • @Shady-up5cz
    @Shady-up5cz 5 лет назад +370

    Papa johns: my time has come

  • @RangerR4078
    @RangerR4078 3 года назад +24

    11:08 this reminded me of that vid where a camera was looking at a tank and the tank shot straight at the camera lol

  • @GG-vj8zr
    @GG-vj8zr 5 лет назад +148

    Nobody:
    Obama: All should have Healthcare for cheap.
    Badger: The M1A1 Abrams is the only healthcare I need.

  • @Konokomodo
    @Konokomodo 4 года назад +262

    7:30 the pacific, in less then 7 seconds

    • @LimyDevotee
      @LimyDevotee 3 года назад +3

      How to simplify the pacific war in 7 seconds

  • @monkie7097
    @monkie7097 5 лет назад +51

    "You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment "
    *Loads AR-15 with Holy Crusade intent*

  • @Spark____
    @Spark____ 4 года назад +10

    Black shark:uses extremely visible pinpoint laser guided misile system
    Some dude:holds up pocket mirror and middle finger
    Misile:pulls 180 mid air

  • @bigguy9242
    @bigguy9242 4 года назад +138

    2:04 “That’s one less loose end.”

  • @AJSpringState
    @AJSpringState 5 лет назад +60

    Badger: *Shoots a target from 8 clicks out*
    Badger: Wet.

  • @manbuncolin
    @manbuncolin 4 года назад +160

    6:52 “Heavenly what’re you doing out there?” “Sir, finishing this fight.”

    • @Dragosmom.
      @Dragosmom. 3 года назад +1

      Im pretty sure that was doom marine...

  • @Staycolm
    @Staycolm 4 года назад +54

    I looked up "they dropped the sun on us twice" and it brought me here. I love it

  • @Spaceman404.
    @Spaceman404. 5 лет назад +53

    Tank: Exists*
    Ka-50: Your free trial of being alive has ended

  • @gamingwolffox7121
    @gamingwolffox7121 5 лет назад +51

    2:04 crowd: exists
    The m247 Sargent york: imma end this crowds whole career

  • @frank_mon_wolf1556
    @frank_mon_wolf1556 4 года назад +83

    I feel like Badger and Skulker basically are the kind of dudes that say: "We found that the Geneva Convention is just a set of guidelines."

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 Год назад +9

    15:54 “You laugh now, but I’m about to call up the Pentagon and ask if Lockheed Martin takes coupons!”
    This is why it’s worth the extra time to watch a Badger video all the way to the end.

  • @CreatureOutOfTime
    @CreatureOutOfTime 5 лет назад +107

    6:45
    "...added infantry component"
    *Fans of Mil-24 Hind menacingly waiting for DLC*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 4 года назад +2

      Infantry support? I think you mean *SPACED ARMOUR*

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 года назад +1

      Nah I just want a DLC where u can have a person taped to a wing of a helicopter

  • @rabidredpanda2888
    @rabidredpanda2888 5 лет назад +157

    Badjur: posts 2 days in a row
    Me: Wait, that's impossible

    • @happyjohnny8976
      @happyjohnny8976 5 лет назад +2

      Panda Fan I would like but then it would hit 70 smh “nice”

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 4 года назад +38

    1:06 The back of the plane is going :D. I can't unsee that now

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 4 года назад +50

    Imagine being a pilot parachuting down, and you see Badger flying an F22 Raptor with his decal on the front towards you.

  • @asktostop9277
    @asktostop9277 5 лет назад +88

    Everyone: "What are you planning to do with that tank"
    Tank: *loads missile* "CIVILIAN CASUALTIES!"

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 4 года назад +29

    2:01 crowd *target identified* 6:52 saw the duct tape 7:26 "attacked 3 boats they dropped the sun on us *TWICE* " 12:07 plane skipping on water test 14:14 get hank hill 14:25 hank hill watches badger , chat... lol badger typed in team chat first 15:40 ask to be paid with a f22raptor (and he did on discord in a future video lol) 16:33 floridas basically a heavily modded GTA 5 server

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 3 года назад +11

    "Phrases that I do not wish to hear a second time--"
    Me: >watches it several times just to catch what was said

  • @jackparker1197
    @jackparker1197 5 лет назад +32

    @ 4:00 tanks can tell when they’re being lasered, it’s a problem in today’s combat because it’s automated response is to turn to the laser point and fire 3 shells in that area

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 2 года назад +1

      Those war thunder tanks aren't todays tanks

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 2 года назад +3

      @@kousand9917 me who does not give a fuck about The Ganeva convention “let’s make a tank out of mirrors and osmium and make it as big as the rig one with a nuclear power source so if it is destroyed no one wins

  • @cdt929gaming
    @cdt929gaming 5 лет назад +83

    "You're talking a lot of crap for someone in ADATS range"

  • @maxsmith611
    @maxsmith611 5 лет назад +57

    Badger during the end of his "Best of 2019" video: I did way too many sponsored vids and wish I coulda just shitposted.
    Also Badger every video since: "This video is sponsored by_______"
    I still love the vids. Just... Irony.

    • @MishraArtificer
      @MishraArtificer 5 лет назад +3

      The difference is...he's still shitposting AND getting paid for it.

  • @The_Haz_Matter
    @The_Haz_Matter Месяц назад +1

    I love how Badger, as soon as he knew it was laser guided, came to the conclusion a mirror would be the ultimate counter and I think it may be dumb enough to actually work

  • @michalspisar2067
    @michalspisar2067 5 лет назад +85

    6:58
    Heavenly what you doing there?
    ENGAGING THE ENEMY

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 4 года назад +18

      "The US Wyoming never falters"

    • @juicebox7372
      @juicebox7372 4 года назад +4

      @@gameridiotNOT That never gets old for me lol

  • @sparinglysalted4951
    @sparinglysalted4951 5 лет назад +57

    *Papa John appears, eyes glowing red from the fiery hatred he developed from eating 40 pizzas in 30 days*
    “Ah yes, the negotiator”

  • @kinneret_o
    @kinneret_o 2 года назад +1

    7:20
    best response to "im just gonna check the moon for any other flag real quick":
    "two things: first; the color on the flag corroded so now there is no more color and it turned into a french flag, second; call me when that flag pays your hospital bill"

  • @jtroll2747
    @jtroll2747 5 лет назад +63

    “He protec, he attac, but most importantly he invade Iraq”

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 5 лет назад +77

    Enemy: We are winning against Russian Badger. They lost one of their guns!
    Badger: *casually tapes Heavenly to the wing* You were saying.
    Heavenly: *Eyes lits up*
    Enemy: Oh fu- *dies*

  • @theScottishKoala
    @theScottishKoala 5 лет назад +1004

    Everyone asking “what is this upload schedule” but nobody asks “how is this upload schedule” 😢
    Hope everyone will come join us over on my channel... Though I guess this means I gotta start uploading R6 Siege vids...

    • @ineedhealing5483
      @ineedhealing5483 5 лет назад +14

      Scotland forever

    • @Brother_Nihilus
      @Brother_Nihilus 5 лет назад +13

      It do be like that sometimes.
      And Holy Moly. Had no idea u watched the Slav King.

    • @sa80slayer85
      @sa80slayer85 5 лет назад +4

      Been subbed or a bit man glad to see you on this channel

    • @risu6894
      @risu6894 5 лет назад +2

      wait you’re here?

    • @theScottishKoala
      @theScottishKoala 5 лет назад +4

      I had to Badger him for six months but we got here 😆👌

  • @Kirb0TheConsumer
    @Kirb0TheConsumer Год назад +5

    4:25 “a weapon of mass destruction that’s as easy to use as a colouring book” so basically it’s so simple a marine can drive it 😂😂

    • @guccithickums
      @guccithickums Год назад +3

      Marines can’t use colouring books tho…
      Cause they ate all the crayons

    • @NovakDjokovik
      @NovakDjokovik 7 месяцев назад

      Lol,🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @thatmexicankid7784
    @thatmexicankid7784 5 лет назад +60

    Badger: wonder if I can hit this dude
    *Literally everyone hearing that*
    Us: That’s a war crime their buddy

    • @aidanrowland611
      @aidanrowland611 4 года назад

      Kyle Kern *your

    • @aidanrowland611
      @aidanrowland611 4 года назад

      Kyle Kern god dammit I was wondering if you were gonna do that lol

  • @SomeD00D01
    @SomeD00D01 5 лет назад +28

    *"We attacked three boats THEY DROPPED A SUN ON US TWICE"*

  • @indyjons321
    @indyjons321 5 лет назад +45

    Pulling 10 Gs in a Hunter F6 like...
    "Bravo 6 going dark."

  • @the40kboyz11
    @the40kboyz11 Год назад +11

    Actually the flag on the moon has been bleached white, so it’s a French flag now

  • @dragonborntmc8539
    @dragonborntmc8539 5 лет назад +20

    Can we all just take a moment to remember that Badger is a Marine in the reserves?
    Thank you Badger.

  • @vanillaice4948
    @vanillaice4948 5 лет назад +191

    0:55 “You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment”.
    *What would you call a school then?*

  • @jonasblahut8084
    @jonasblahut8084 5 лет назад +54

    When you see black dot with a crying seal on it 8 kilometers away:
    „My time has come”

  • @alcatrazjyh6293
    @alcatrazjyh6293 4 года назад +1

    2:25-2:38 - Best quote of Russian Badger's entire RUclips Career!
    😆😆😆😆😆

  • @jamesbland5207
    @jamesbland5207 5 лет назад +29

    WWII in a nutshell: "We attacked like 3 boats, they dropped the sun on us twice."

  • @MrEc2001ca
    @MrEc2001ca 5 лет назад +12

    7:57 congratulations badger, you made that man a cripple!

  • @colew4083
    @colew4083 5 лет назад +115

    "he got my left wing" badger doesn't even know the meme and he said it

  • @GrayWolfGaming829
    @GrayWolfGaming829 2 месяца назад +2

    2:52 NO BADGER THATS A WAR CRIME.

  • @TGTR.43
    @TGTR.43 5 лет назад +26

    Badger: *posts 2 videos in under a month*
    The community: ‘o’

  • @Devastator_1
    @Devastator_1 5 лет назад +21

    2:47 Bajur you know it's bad when *your* friends are saying no

  • @bluedog843
    @bluedog843 5 лет назад +72

    “You call it a gas station, I call it a target rich environment” *feeds new round* that killed me

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 2 года назад

      You don’t feed rounds with a bolt action, you chamber rounds.

  • @hagenspringtrap9431
    @hagenspringtrap9431 Год назад +2

    7:09 this sounds like a veterans reaction after seeing an enemy that no one has survived before and there are only rumors. Like heavenly strapped to a helicopter is some myth but there isn't any other explanation

  • @_ojo.r.ojo_
    @_ojo.r.ojo_ 4 года назад +28

    7:26 is the dropped the sun on us twice

  • @theeinqusition1
    @theeinqusition1 5 лет назад +34

    1:06 smiley face on the back of the jet, things I can't unsee

  • @shaldurprime7154
    @shaldurprime7154 5 лет назад +29

    3:42 there's just a guy standing on the fender with half an old vanity mirror that he found

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Год назад +4

    2:58
    That man in the tank had enough time to
    1.See the missile
    2.Write his will
    3.Get out of the tank
    4.Walk to the post office
    5.Mail it to his family
    6.Walk back to the tank
    7.Get back inside the tank
    8.Pray to god for forgiveness
    9.Accept his death

  • @GrassesOn97
    @GrassesOn97 5 лет назад +97

    Nobody:
    Badger: let’s see how many rules in the Geneva convention I can break in this video without getting demonetized

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +2

      *Meanwhile with Valefisk*
      "Wait, you're getting paid for this?"

  • @jaden.mb0
    @jaden.mb0 5 лет назад +233

    "...they dropped the sun on us twice... " part had dying 6:59 to 7:30

    • @fallenriverie1663
      @fallenriverie1663 4 года назад +5

      You have my respect for the timestamp

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Год назад +1

      Tsutomu Yamaguchi would know that personally.