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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  3 года назад +20728

    sorry about low mic volume in outro my editing program could barely render this video there was so much garbage on the timeline

    • @jaylonhardin2745
      @jaylonhardin2745 3 года назад +691

      I was like did i just go deaf lol

    • @Dorkycherry3410
      @Dorkycherry3410 3 года назад +705

      Scared the fuck out me when I raised the volume to hear what you were saying then ear raped by the drop

    • @saucystavii2064
      @saucystavii2064 3 года назад +49

      @@jaylonhardin2745 same

    • @aminallishaw2752
      @aminallishaw2752 3 года назад +46

      Probably bing

    • @Jdh07
      @Jdh07 3 года назад +12

      ily

  • @TheGoober404
    @TheGoober404 3 года назад +10880

    Watches end of video
    Badger: *talking really fckin quiet*
    Me: turns volume at max to hear him on headphones
    Dubstep: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @canadaairsoft7423
    @canadaairsoft7423 3 года назад +8149

    "He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you." Cuts to Canadian soldiers hucking cans of beef to german trenchs to attract them to one spot before swapping to grenades

    • @NoNo-nz7iq
      @NoNo-nz7iq 3 года назад +743

      Meanwhile Canadian soldiers hold 3 of the top 5 longest recorded sniper kills

    • @swudi3460
      @swudi3460 3 года назад +296

      @@NoNo-nz7iq they kill in secret

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 3 года назад +402

      so that's where ubisoft gets their "throw rock" stealth idea

    • @pinkbunni1230
      @pinkbunni1230 3 года назад +146

      You forget about the one-eyed major that liberated a whole occupied town by himself from high ranking nazis
      Edit: forgot to mention that
      1. He was also a sniper
      2. He captures alot of nazis
      3. He caught a nazi that spoke french and told them to say an entire attacking army was coming with artillery and gave the guy his gun back
      4. Simulated an army by himself
      5. If i remember correctly he did this in 1 night
      www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/leo-major-montreal-zwolle-nazis-1.4660487
      Source^

    • @beansrgud4800
      @beansrgud4800 3 года назад +148

      @@swudi3460 that's why nobody knows how dangerous they are

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden 2 года назад +995

    “Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality.” Is an underrated and hilarious line!

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 9 месяцев назад +3

      The Mars Curiosity Rover gets better quality than him.

    • @bluepaladinXavier
      @bluepaladinXavier 6 месяцев назад +1

      Is this a cyanide ping reference?

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@bluepaladinXavier Perhaps

  • @Brawneteer
    @Brawneteer 2 года назад +554

    Favorite bit from this video;
    Badger: "Baguettes per... Kilo."
    Heavenly: "I like how you're not even trying anymore, like, 'Uhh, French, baguettes, fuck it we're done here'."

  • @spoollife4470
    @spoollife4470 3 года назад +7421

    “He has a Canadian flag. He’s not gonna shoot you”
    *maple syrup water boarding intensifies*

    • @theburningtankman9411
      @theburningtankman9411 3 года назад +221

      like where did that come from...we literally turn into ethereal beings when someone says war

    • @mrmarinara4834
      @mrmarinara4834 3 года назад +110

      its not waterboarding if you use maple syrup

    • @GG-Gamer1
      @GG-Gamer1 3 года назад +126

      You say that, but have you heard of Leo Major, the one-eyed Canadian sniper who took an entire German occupied town alone?

    • @ryanbehnke8107
      @ryanbehnke8107 3 года назад +82

      @@mrmarinara4834 god it would just stick to your face until you suffocate

    • @td21hdwhhgjvdggfg91
      @td21hdwhhgjvdggfg91 3 года назад +59

      He wasn’t a sniper He was a scout. He carried a sub machine gun not a rifle.

  • @anarchyanddinosaurs4226
    @anarchyanddinosaurs4226 3 года назад +4549

    Albertan here lol, yeah we have a "rat patrol" thing here. They are so effective that there are essentially zero rats in the entire province, *For the past 70 years.*

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 3 года назад +340

      So they exist, but just...not in Alberta.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +392

      THE SUN NEVER RESTS ON THE RAT EMPIRE ALBERTA'S NEXT

    • @ibrahimoshodi4472
      @ibrahimoshodi4472 3 года назад +411

      @@giovannicervantes2053 WE HAVE HELD ON FOR 70 YEARS AND BY THE BLESSING OF THE RAT PATROL WE WILL HOLD FOR 70 MORE

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 3 года назад +47

      @@ibrahimoshodi4472 Would it be effective on let’s say a Cane Toad?

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +7

      @@ibrahimoshodi4472 70 DAYS BIT YOU NEXT

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 2 года назад +1138

    As a type 2 diabetic, I had a chuckle at the diabetes jokes.

  • @Gojimon630
    @Gojimon630 2 года назад +156

    "Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than a human being" -The Imperial Guard, 42nd Millenium

  • @sosigboi8844
    @sosigboi8844 3 года назад +5075

    Fun Fact: In Utah, it's illegal to "cause a catastrophe."

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 3 года назад +231

      dang, not even a little one?

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 года назад +446

      @@namekman01 I like the implication that we have a chaotic neutral lesser god on our hands

    • @someguywholikesmonsters1260
      @someguywholikesmonsters1260 3 года назад +182

      We're just western Florida and no one cares

    • @matixsanderson4034
      @matixsanderson4034 3 года назад +190

      It’s also illegal to hunt whales in Utah

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +121

      For those of you who don't understand, Utah is a landlocked state

  • @GentrifiedPotato
    @GentrifiedPotato 3 года назад +8083

    Man, that final Badger is probably the quietest he's been in years.

    • @admiralasia5982
      @admiralasia5982 3 года назад +444

      Turns volume up all the way to hear him....
      Blasts fucking ears with outro music

    • @noahwilhelm9201
      @noahwilhelm9201 3 года назад +131

      @@admiralasia5982 dude I just did that. Thankfully only had the one AirPod in, so I’ll only be deaf for a month in one ear instead of both

    • @actualfactualyt5362
      @actualfactualyt5362 3 года назад +17

      My eardrums

    • @iFrostSkys
      @iFrostSkys 3 года назад +5

      My ears got blasted into neverland

    • @oddkill3539
      @oddkill3539 3 года назад +11

      *Laughs in Subtitles*

  • @ciphernova2383
    @ciphernova2383 2 года назад +64

    10:22
    FBF = Football Field
    ML = Moon Landing
    First moon landing July 20th 1969, second moon landing September 14th 1969
    56 days
    80,640 hours
    17.6 football fields in 1 mile
    60 MPH = 1,056 FBF/H
    *80,640 = 85,155,840
    60MPH = 85,155,840 FBF/ML

  • @ongoingplague3148
    @ongoingplague3148 Год назад +105

    It's so interesting to watch pre-mocap badger videos. What he does in this is still good, but the contrast between what he was doing then and the quality of the animation in videos he makes nowadays is crazy.

    • @BeanBonanzer
      @BeanBonanzer Год назад +6

      honestly it was just as funny

    • @ongoingplague3148
      @ongoingplague3148 Год назад +9

      @@BeanBonanzer oh definitely, there's a reason i still rewatch them. bajur crew is always funny

    • @BeanBonanzer
      @BeanBonanzer Год назад +6

      @@ongoingplague3148 oh for sure. i’ve rewatched so many of these videos. they hit every time

  • @Arqian
    @Arqian 3 года назад +2040

    "So Bing what was the airport like?"
    "You remember the pre-game lobbies when PUBG first came out?"

    • @zefiddlr6169
      @zefiddlr6169 3 года назад +28

      Last Man standing

    • @doctorchaotic3415
      @doctorchaotic3415 3 года назад +21

      That shit had me lmfao

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +17

      the prox mic's filled with russians

    • @zefiddlr6169
      @zefiddlr6169 3 года назад +10

      @@redmist6630 And the Floor of the airport

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +10

      @@zefiddlr6169 and the textures just, not loading. i played on xbox. unfortunately the controls were horrible so i switched to blackout

  • @Thebongosusetobethicc
    @Thebongosusetobethicc 3 года назад +2196

    Breakdown of all the measurement/ time examples:
    Baguette/ Cigarette;
    65cm per 10 minutes
    The average baguette is around 65 centimeters long and a cigarette usually takes about 10 minutes to fully burn down to the bud.
    Hamburger/ Happy Meal;
    3 1/2 inches per 15 seconds
    The normal burger bun has a width of 3 1/2 inches, a speed eater (Matt Stonie) ate a McDonald’s Happy Meal in about 15.22 seconds, I rounded down the time to 15 seconds to make it easier for the average person to remember.
    Washing machine/ Browning High Power;
    41 inches per 9 seconds
    The height of a washing machine varies from 38 inches to 43 inches so I took the median (about 40.5) and rounded up, a competition shooter has an average reload of 1-3 seconds and the time it takes to fire 13 rounds (the mag size of the Browning High Power) is about 6.49 seconds which i rounded up to 7 seconds, then add 2 (because it’s the middle number for the reload) and you get 9 seconds.
    Football field/ Moon landing;
    100 (although it would really be 120 counting the end zones) yards per 76 hours
    The average (American) football field has a width of 120 yards although it is commonly measured at 100 yards when being compared to something else so I shall use the common measurement to avoid confusion, the entire expedition of Apollo 11 (from Earth to Moon) took 76 hours.
    War crimes/ corporate bailout
    ... idk how to break this one down

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 2 года назад +187

      War crimes average to around 12 thousands corpses and the bailout is between 40 Thousands to a million base on the person that is being bailout.
      Anyway, thanks for doing god work.

    • @iggytheincubus
      @iggytheincubus 2 года назад +12

      War Crimes/Corporate Bailout
      Ask Syria, they can break it down for you

    • @Skids113
      @Skids113 2 года назад +88

      These are light years ahead of today’s measurement systems.

    • @lemo_nlime7475
      @lemo_nlime7475 2 года назад +25

      absolute legend

    • @epicninjacakez6716
      @epicninjacakez6716 2 года назад +4

      Average out the amount of war crimes in the last 30 years, divided by the amount of times big companies paid off the government

  • @standardidiot8533
    @standardidiot8533 2 года назад +58

    I love how badge has gotten friendlier and more humble the longer he does this, if your some how reading this badge, keep making the world laugh bro your content is godly.

    • @ZeReichStagg
      @ZeReichStagg 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@John100-1 you better be careful throwing those hard R's around so willy nilly.

    • @RealLenny
      @RealLenny 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Beefman0010 Badger's our word.

  • @jasondeeprose3161
    @jasondeeprose3161 2 года назад +34

    0:34
    As someone who lives in Alberta Canada, I can confirm that there are in fact no rats here. It is true.

  • @moosev1938
    @moosev1938 3 года назад +1557

    Badger’s voice at the end is like you set your headset volume down as far as it can go because your teammates have jet turbines on full throttle.

    • @RED-yo4pi
      @RED-yo4pi 3 года назад +6

      @Tevin Poudrier Yo, same

    • @limberflame7692
      @limberflame7692 3 года назад +19

      I was so confused, I thought something went wrong and I accidentally connected the volume to something or turned it down somehow. I even fuckin checked my volume settings and didn't figure out it was the video till I went back 5 seconds.

    • @vinxlab
      @vinxlab 3 года назад +6

      @Tevin Poudrier yeah same, it actually sounded normal at max volume, but my ears burst for it

    • @AeroLowdown
      @AeroLowdown 3 года назад +8

      @Tevin Poudrier I thought Badger was trying to prank us, took my earbuds out in case he threw a musket shot or something in at the end. Got too much tinnitus already

    • @tuppenybubble0427
      @tuppenybubble0427 3 года назад

      @Tevin Poudrier dear god.....same

  • @Chris-iw9uz
    @Chris-iw9uz 3 года назад +810

    As someone who owned Black Ops for the DS, I can 153% confirm that’s what the reloads sounds like

    • @happyjohn354
      @happyjohn354 3 года назад +32

      real talk its honestly shocking how good they made those games compared to the hardware it was on...

    • @Chris-iw9uz
      @Chris-iw9uz 3 года назад +11

      @@happyjohn354 yeah, basically a mini N64 if you think about it

    • @beastieborg917
      @beastieborg917 3 года назад +2

      Can u tell me how the shell casings taste?

    • @Chris-iw9uz
      @Chris-iw9uz 3 года назад +1

      @@beastieborg917 bruh idk, if ur referencing the game, I haven’t played that in like 10 years

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 года назад +1

      i had the cod 4 for the ds, i only remember a low poly tutorial

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 Год назад +37

    10/10
    made me laugh so hard i choked on my Limited Edition Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT 2 года назад +38

    I thought my headphones died for a sec. lol
    12:42

    • @NightRaid777
      @NightRaid777 2 года назад +5

      I turned my sound up all the way and was confused then got blasted by the outdo music. Scared the shit out of me

  • @chickennuggs2450
    @chickennuggs2450 3 года назад +2036

    Why has heavenly just evolved into a Cacodemon and everyone’s just like “yeah uh I mean sure”

    • @Spidehman
      @Spidehman 3 года назад +134

      Cuz he lost his other eye in WW1.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +37

      Because is funny.

    • @wyattl.4023
      @wyattl.4023 3 года назад +112

      It's more funny when you realize that the character Badger used in older vids was Doomguy

    • @BlueInkAlchemy
      @BlueInkAlchemy 3 года назад +71

      @@Spidehman Verdun really was a kick in the face for Heavenly, it's true.

    • @kanadenbacon106
      @kanadenbacon106 3 года назад +15

      He has always been a cacodemon

  • @tubpuff2753
    @tubpuff2753 3 года назад +5128

    I love how Heavenly’s character is the Doom flying meatball.

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 3 года назад +122

      pog

    • @EclipsedEquinox
      @EclipsedEquinox 3 года назад +170

      @@DeathDealer_1021 grandpoggers.

    • @DeathDealer_1021
      @DeathDealer_1021 3 года назад +88

      @@EclipsedEquinox granderpoggers

    • @Joker-oe5kj
      @Joker-oe5kj 3 года назад +121

      @Gameplayer1563 its flying meatball now

    • @baileybowers9747
      @baileybowers9747 3 года назад +42

      I am in infuriated it ain't a meatball it Mike wazowskis incestral cousin cacodemon

  • @driftee8994
    @driftee8994 Год назад +12

    Wait oml the rat expert is the same guy who says tha 9mm kills the body but 45 acp kills the soul

  • @DioTheRealOne
    @DioTheRealOne Год назад +13

    The bullet proof juggernaut with the 22 got me because that’s exactly what the B-1 is lmao

  • @pendium998
    @pendium998 3 года назад +3159

    "you just LIED, you said "keep that positivity" then "I went to Arby's" bro"
    one of my favourite quotes

    • @Trench1919A4
      @Trench1919A4 3 года назад +19

      Arby has good mini sandwiches

    • @gapetheapegod7976
      @gapetheapegod7976 3 года назад +7

      @@Trench1919A4 and fries

    • @employervizor1559
      @employervizor1559 3 года назад

      Hello soldier

    • @Knightbeast-rr8zv
      @Knightbeast-rr8zv 3 года назад +6

      Bro my favorite was the one where he said "9mm kills the body but 45.acp kills the soul you gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich"

    • @employervizor1559
      @employervizor1559 3 года назад +1

      @@Knightbeast-rr8zv
      Mine was veitnam veteran venom

  • @blackwoodknight4913
    @blackwoodknight4913 3 года назад +1618

    The whole thing- "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."

    • @kronks4
      @kronks4 3 года назад +71

      I was dying by the end of that, thanks 🤣.

    • @Dragonslayer841
      @Dragonslayer841 3 года назад +29

      i love this more and more every time i see it

    • @Kaos77
      @Kaos77 3 года назад +111

      Deah ass the week before this was uploaded my friend told me how he had a musket and if he got robbed he'd just come down in nothing but his underwear, and bulletproof vest, and a civil war hat and shoot out "You choose the wrong house Yankee!"

    • @cej3940
      @cej3940 3 года назад +20

      This sounds like something out of a British comedy skit

    • @christianheath4498
      @christianheath4498 3 года назад +3

      got this joke saved on my phone

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 2 года назад +25

    ah yes I played in this game and 7:20 summarizes my experience perfectly in trying out the artillery tanks. I loved them because it was like being a sniper and I loved being predictive... you know what suck about being good at being predictive? you get put in with the BIG BOIS and when you're in with the BIG BOIS you get crushed.

  • @inception445
    @inception445 2 года назад +18

    2:34 best moment so far

  • @Fudz4
    @Fudz4 3 года назад +1719

    Badger: "He has a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you"
    Comments: *Angry Maple Leaf Noises*

    • @taconator7492
      @taconator7492 3 года назад +48

      We're incredibly violent please believe us :(

    • @slymarbo2559
      @slymarbo2559 3 года назад +4

      @@taconator7492 Murica

    • @katf9513
      @katf9513 3 года назад +17

      We had 7 warships during world war one, and one was called “Rainbow”. We weren’t very armed during WW1 but we did have an experimental cold war plane called “Avro Arrow” which was cancelled due to budget issues. Local tales say it had to do with tension between canada and the US, but I haven’t found anything on the internet supporting that theory.

    • @oneoddcanadian9468
      @oneoddcanadian9468 3 года назад +8

      @@katf9513 stab em' with antlers

    • @melanydelarosa8954
      @melanydelarosa8954 3 года назад +3

      Coming from the British flag

  • @L.J.Kommer
    @L.J.Kommer 3 года назад +470

    Bing's avatar and captions being as pixelated as his voice sounded was perfect.

    • @antonyschenk4513
      @antonyschenk4513 3 года назад +10

      Bing dead ass sounded like he was Xbox Live when the 360 was still in its prime!😅😂🤣

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 3 года назад +2

      Yo 7.25 an hour stfu over there

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 3 года назад +2

      I want to know you can change your voice live like that. I know it’s something with the bitrate but I don’t know any programs to do it

  • @drholdenawesome9363
    @drholdenawesome9363 2 года назад +4

    As a person from alberta, canada that is a fact that there are no rats here in Alberta. We literally have a provincial agency to check vehicles coming in from the US and other provinces

  • @galaxyxd0014
    @galaxyxd0014 2 года назад +7

    “It’ll be back soon enough... when’s the next solar eclipse again?” This is me literally any day

  • @jp_gudinx
    @jp_gudinx 3 года назад +5693

    I would love to see Badger play any of the borderlands.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 года назад +287

      Badge as Roland, Axton, and whoever is it is in the Pre-Sequel + Heavenly as either Brick, Salvador, or Claptrap + Grouse as Lilith, Maya, or Nisha + Bing as whatever else = Perfection

    • @fastred6007
      @fastred6007 3 года назад +39

      That what I been thinking

    • @aurenzimmerman2754
      @aurenzimmerman2754 3 года назад +104

      Tbh, I played 3, and me and my father agreed that it sucks ass

    • @WoofleWaffles
      @WoofleWaffles 3 года назад +9

      I would love to it

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 года назад +63

      @@aurenzimmerman2754 we don't talk about that

  • @88blurr
    @88blurr 3 года назад +431

    It's still funny to hear that scuffed "bruh" every time he gets spotted

  • @zuttoaragi8349
    @zuttoaragi8349 Год назад +2

    Watching this video, and when he got the "free" section of the sponsor segment, all I could think was "It's the street corner from Duck Shoes!"

  • @loganbanner2412
    @loganbanner2412 2 года назад +12

    6:43 BRO I USED TO WORK AT WENDY'S, THAT SHIT WAS ASS

    • @logan0309
      @logan0309 Год назад +1

      Yo my names Logan too

  • @Asa-ov9mj
    @Asa-ov9mj 3 года назад +407

    Badger: The sun never sets on the Rat empire
    The Skaven: Yes-yes

    • @waynes.wilson6616
      @waynes.wilson6616 3 года назад +8

      Der are no rat-men in ze Empire.

    • @Asa-ov9mj
      @Asa-ov9mj 3 года назад +14

      @@waynes.wilson6616 yes-yes, tell yourself that-that

    • @ShaunOfTheN00bs
      @ShaunOfTheN00bs 3 года назад +2

      _Viktor Saltzpyre has entered the chat_

  • @k1ementii
    @k1ementii 2 года назад +15

    10:11 Offended people per School shooting

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 2 месяца назад

      Triggered wokes per mass homicide

  • @coug736
    @coug736 2 года назад +1

    Bro it was just badger talking without audio. and all of the sudden, b o o m . My favorite song starts playing. Scared the shit outta me.

  • @bones-fe3gy
    @bones-fe3gy 3 года назад +2813

    Fun fact: One B1 during the battle of stone was hit 143 times by various anti tank rounds, none of which penetrated.

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 года назад +106

      Goddamn

    • @yeeetdatderp
      @yeeetdatderp 3 года назад +221

      R.I.P the crews ears

    • @hsc894
      @hsc894 3 года назад +271

      It's like the human equivalent of having nerf dart hit you while wearing a Bomb-proof suit. Sure you're gonna get hit by them, but the annoyance is so minimal that you just don't give a damn.

    • @gamesl2539
      @gamesl2539 3 года назад +143

      @@hsc894 gets hit
      ow
      shoots back
      realises I have a nerf gun
      realises im a juggernaut
      bruh

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r 3 года назад +4

      @@trainboi777yall6 This one? ruclips.net/video/XbZiFgLgaeU/видео.html

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 3 года назад +861

    fun fact: there really are no rats in Alberta. Cats patrol the border and are sent to exterminate any rats that slip into the province.

    • @okkam7078
      @okkam7078 2 года назад +28

      Only place on Earth, haha

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 2 года назад +70

      Not only that the law is literally that if any rat somehow gets past that they will die quickly and die childless

    • @16imademanudutawedharma96
      @16imademanudutawedharma96 2 года назад +29

      @@cgkase6210 damn you telling me they die a virgin?

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 2 года назад +23

      @@16imademanudutawedharma96 yes.

    • @fifthcanuck1128
      @fifthcanuck1128 2 года назад +23

      We have a whole fuckin border patrol for this shit the day Ratatouille 2: Albertan invasion comes out is the day Alberta falls

  • @okuyasunijimura5933
    @okuyasunijimura5933 2 года назад +14

    I like the fact that the ps5 at 5:38 looks like a turret from portal.

    • @voiddotjpeg
      @voiddotjpeg 2 года назад +1

      that's what its supposed to be edited to look like

    • @voiddotjpeg
      @voiddotjpeg 2 года назад +1

      nevertheless its still funny

    • @Mophony
      @Mophony 2 месяца назад

      I can't unsee it now oh god

  • @cynthiablackthorn
    @cynthiablackthorn 2 года назад +7

    The full body animation badger does now adays is cool and all but the stilted animations in these earlier episodes are just as good

  • @sobakiin1797
    @sobakiin1797 3 года назад +545

    “He’s got a Canadian flag, he’s not going to hurt you.” Tell that to the mounds of corpses at Vimy Ridge.

    • @jblakeplays2541
      @jblakeplays2541 3 года назад +9

      *looks at the corpses* He's Canadian, he's not gonna hurt you! What'd he do, spray you with a super soaker filled with maple syrup??

    • @jblakeplays2541
      @jblakeplays2541 3 года назад +5

      All jokes aside, Canada is looking nicer by the day lol

    • @The_welsh_cobrachicken
      @The_welsh_cobrachicken 3 года назад +8

      Vimy ridge, the somme, monte cassino, caen, the battle of kapyong, etc etc. Hell world record for longest kill is by a jtf2 guy

    • @gunterthekaiser6190
      @gunterthekaiser6190 3 года назад +1

      @@The_welsh_cobrachicken Also homeboy Rambo, Leo Major.

    • @andreivaldez2929
      @andreivaldez2929 3 года назад +7

      Badger's Canadian too; he knows the only kills from Vimy Ridge were from the Assault Elks they let loose.

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 года назад +1105

    "He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot at you!"
    Somewhat inaccurate. He'd be *less inclined* to shoot at you, but speaking from a historical perspective, once he decided that he's going to fight, he would be the reason some rules about what is and isn't allowed in warfare exist.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 года назад +129

      Such as: Do not discuss hockey on the battlefield when allied with Canadian forces

    • @salvadorvega3805
      @salvadorvega3805 3 года назад +105

      Looks at Canadian treatment of indigenous people: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
      Yeah that sounds about right.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 3 года назад +16

      This is true.

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 года назад +72

      So basically Canadians dominate in combat but only when they want to?

    • @flyngmunky2938
      @flyngmunky2938 3 года назад +70

      Canadians pre war: i sleep
      Canadians during war *REAL SHIT?*

  • @theleyak530
    @theleyak530 2 месяца назад +2

    1:48 dreading the return of Bajurs sanity in the next few days

  • @MontyTheMothman
    @MontyTheMothman 2 года назад +5

    10:33 making light of war crimes is funny though. we need more war crime jokes

  • @superkeaton9912
    @superkeaton9912 3 года назад +629

    "the sun never sets on the rat empire" - me playing Skaven

  • @itstoastytime3759
    @itstoastytime3759 3 года назад +385

    “He’s got a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you”
    You’re gonna get kneecapped by JTF 2

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +18

      when you give a Canadian a magazine with a higher capacity than 5 rounds:
      * *commits 3 of the 4 longest kills ever recorded**

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад +2

      Nah nah nah looking back into Canadas war crime history they wont shoot you they'll gas you while saying sorry

  • @FoxyMaster1016
    @FoxyMaster1016 2 года назад +8

    2:21 it’s a Dank

  • @tylergreen4843
    @tylergreen4843 2 года назад +8

    5:48 your sense of humor is too good!

  • @screeb.3578
    @screeb.3578 3 года назад +790

    “IM BALLIN, BUT THERE IS NO STUPID DOG, WE TRULY ARE LIVING IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE AFTERALL”

    • @absolutebottomfeeder
      @absolutebottomfeeder 3 года назад +1

      e

    • @acethehunter7898
      @acethehunter7898 3 года назад

      What timeline are you living in?

    • @LawNeu
      @LawNeu 3 года назад

      @@absolutebottomfeeder E

    • @screeb.3578
      @screeb.3578 3 года назад +1

      @@acethehunter7898 ruclips.net/video/zJ1VFnzcqWE/видео.html the timeline where eustace lost the NBA finals

    • @acethehunter7898
      @acethehunter7898 3 года назад

      @matt holston ah I see

  • @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334
    @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 3 года назад +263

    Bing's mic really just turns the sound of him cocking his pistol into the reload sound effect for Doom 64

    • @Birdman369
      @Birdman369 3 года назад +4

      I love that reference, literally had me dying of laughter in that video

  • @ryanhealy3074
    @ryanhealy3074 2 года назад +12

    7:40 I don't know why but when the Payday 2 guy peaced out I spat my drink out laughing...fuckin A+ editing skills

  • @NeverStopGaming36
    @NeverStopGaming36 2 месяца назад +2

    1:50 Does that mean he got his sanity back now?

  • @maxobb7259
    @maxobb7259 3 года назад +283

    I misread the title as
    “Italian, but at what cost” and laughed my ass off for a solid 3 minutes

    • @xenoman4573
      @xenoman4573 3 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @thepandrbr
      @thepandrbr 3 года назад +13

      i misread as "Stalin, but at what cost", and was VERY confused

  • @liamsquire6371
    @liamsquire6371 3 года назад +393

    Badgers videos over the past 6 years have slowly filled my veins with Mountain Dew and gamer sups and turned my brain to mush I love you

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 3 года назад +6

      Are you sure that isn't just your rampant mountain dew and gamer sups addiction talking?

    • @mr.mann5918
      @mr.mann5918 3 года назад +8

      And our views have filled Badger’s veins with Monster

    • @logan183
      @logan183 3 года назад +1

      Gamer supps fucking slapps

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 3 года назад +1

      Gamer Supps: Those Were Only Allegations.

  • @Techhunter_Talon
    @Techhunter_Talon 2 года назад +4

    7:52 Now I want to play Twisted Metal 2 where you can knock that tower right the hell down. (You can also do it in Head-On.)

  • @sammiller8925
    @sammiller8925 Год назад +1

    this is genuinely my favorite badjur video. all of my favorite jokes somehow in one video

  • @flyingplatypus7272
    @flyingplatypus7272 3 года назад +1475

    "what is he made of?" "He's made of matilda"
    [Rogal Dorn voice] "this is true"

    • @final18fantasy
      @final18fantasy 3 года назад +46

      R/unexpected40k

    • @annelisemeier283
      @annelisemeier283 3 года назад +2

      final18fantasy git out and stay out

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 3 года назад +35

      We are not a brick wall
      We are MATILDA

    • @flyingplatypus7272
      @flyingplatypus7272 3 года назад +7

      @@St33lStrife TANK DETECTED

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 3 года назад +32

      @@flyingplatypus7272 BRANCH: BRITISH MEDIUM TANK
      RANK: TIER IV
      ARMOR STATISTICS.... *bzzt* SCREW THAT

  • @bluebird5774
    @bluebird5774 3 года назад +227

    ‘“Who knew you were so much better as a sandbag than a human being’” -Commissar talking to an imperial guard conscript

    • @patricktomblin1998
      @patricktomblin1998 3 года назад +10

      *Happy Gasmask noise*

    • @EMPerror403
      @EMPerror403 3 года назад +10

      *Guard dies*
      Congratulations, you have promoted to 'The Sandbag Division'.

    • @nkvdcomradeorion7336
      @nkvdcomradeorion7336 3 года назад +2

      Sandbag Division is best division

    • @lordtritus2261
      @lordtritus2261 3 года назад +2

      Fellow Kriegsman falls:
      "Even in death you will serve a purpose."
      Actually, do you think they try to die the fastest in order to be the sandbag that blocks the most amount of heresy before turning into paste?

    • @techpriest7060
      @techpriest7060 3 года назад

      @@lordtritus2261 of course we do. What else aside from fight for the emperor would we do

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 2 года назад +5

    9:11 Vibrating Bruh sound effect

  • @Kat097
    @Kat097 2 года назад +1

    9:11
    still love hearing the tiny subtle *bruuhuhh* in the background if he's spotted XD

  • @JragonL1m
    @JragonL1m 3 года назад +752

    Teacher:”why are you laughing”
    Me:”no reason”
    My brain: *mine bird is ballin*

  • @rickburker
    @rickburker 3 года назад +896

    "there's a law in Wisconsin saying it's illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.."
    "It's also legal for them to own kangaroos without a permit.."
    Wait, the horses?

    • @RobMustDie482
      @RobMustDie482 3 года назад +73

      I still can't wrap my head around that. Because it had to be a big enough problem for there to be a law against it.

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 3 года назад +26

      I'm just wondering when it happened, cause now I'm curious.

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 3 года назад +14

      No, the fire hydrants

    • @SynthTechnic
      @SynthTechnic 3 года назад +2

      Yea

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 года назад +11

      In the words of Paul Rudd...
      What the hell happened here?

  • @disrespect3021
    @disrespect3021 2 года назад +12

    4:27 can someone explain the joke to me I’m clinically braindead rn

    • @BurntToast1717
      @BurntToast1717 2 года назад +7

      If someone posted something blatantly wrong and a lot of people agree then they will like the post. The joke is that the post is untrue and yet people still liked the post

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 Год назад +1

      I love it

  • @TravTravYT
    @TravTravYT 2 года назад +5

    7:08 I squeal like a tuner tire eberytime I hear that one

  • @gastlybastion20
    @gastlybastion20 3 года назад +479

    Enemy: “Oh don’t worry it’s just the French”
    The French: ( just finished a revolution) “ don’t worry the blood is fresh”

    • @NemesisRose
      @NemesisRose 3 года назад +17

      You forget unless their enemy is French there not going to attack anyway they don't know how to deal with outsiders there like cannibals except if cannibalism was war with your own country

    • @finalcartoon1044
      @finalcartoon1044 3 года назад +10

      @@NemesisRose "how can you say something so controversial yet so brave?"

    • @mobiushelldoctor1423
      @mobiushelldoctor1423 3 года назад +1

      @@NemesisRose I've looked into history and realized something, the French eat ALL, get away from that shit, it's the center of every middle to American-burger sized conflict in most of history

  • @sammylazyboi1858
    @sammylazyboi1858 3 года назад +544

    6:19 "Yo! 7.25 an hour shut the fuck up over there!" - heavenly

    • @jacksongrantham4848
      @jacksongrantham4848 3 года назад +29

      That is the best insult ever and I will find every opportunity to use it.

    • @johnowen5662
      @johnowen5662 3 года назад +18

      The funniest part of this is the fact that Heavenly was the one who said it

    • @LastHCompany
      @LastHCompany 3 года назад +10

      He actually got that from Sethical, I think.

    • @kinonavul4907
      @kinonavul4907 2 года назад +1

      the propper time is 6:21

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 2 года назад +1

    9:02
    You underestimate us, especially when Maple Syrup is on the line

  • @Matildathedemon
    @Matildathedemon 3 месяца назад +1

    4:05 I was NOT expecting to hear my name in this XD

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 3 года назад +718

    8:09 the subtle “BrUuHhH”

  • @shayminthedoctor9663
    @shayminthedoctor9663 3 года назад +355

    "What is he made of?!"
    "he's made of Matilda!"
    As someone who has played the Matilda... Yeah that's... Accurate

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 3 года назад +7

      The Valentine back when it was tier 4 was like that too. But the Matildas... Even at tier 5 they can be a nuisance.

    • @quinmatthew1
      @quinmatthew1 3 года назад +3

      one time I had to 1v1 a mat.... pain is mandatory

    • @bennyvasquez6872
      @bennyvasquez6872 3 года назад

      @@quinmatthew1 resistance is futile

    • @hulksmash3429
      @hulksmash3429 3 года назад

      I'm don't remember the Matilda from resident evil 2 being very good

    • @gabrielgomez4496
      @gabrielgomez4496 3 года назад

      @Gaelic Snake Charmer Can't mount rammer any more iirc, but 128 pen rounds at 1.93 second load time plus 75mm all around armor makes its speed its only weak point on tier and lets it pen tier 5 heavies if they aren't angling.

  • @oceanjay9234
    @oceanjay9234 Год назад +2

    The fact the Own a Musket for home defense thing actually got turned into a song

  • @runningthemeta5570
    @runningthemeta5570 2 года назад +1

    I love the whole bit for the 7.25, I want a clip for just that

  • @nodive_dj
    @nodive_dj 3 года назад +224

    Jello is the type of guy to take a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 3 года назад +495

    “The sun never sets on the rat empire”
    -Bajur 2020

    • @jetstreamattano4176
      @jetstreamattano4176 3 года назад +1

      Cheese throne

    • @Temporal94
      @Temporal94 3 года назад +6

      Ikit Claw agree-approves yes-yes

    • @thadaHawk
      @thadaHawk 3 года назад +1

      literally the day the video gets uploaded the Rat Empire sacks a Chipotle in Manhattan. IM NOT JOKING LOOK IT UP

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 года назад +1

      All hail the P L A G U E

    • @R3v1091
      @R3v1091 3 года назад +4

      the skaven have entered the chat.

  • @ThePineapp1e
    @ThePineapp1e Год назад +3

    "He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you."
    *meanwhile badger being a literal canadian*

  • @silly_asterisk
    @silly_asterisk Месяц назад +1

    0:35 this is true, the canadian rangers in Alberta supposedly EXTERMINATED every rat there.

  • @rebelliccanadianpilot6513
    @rebelliccanadianpilot6513 3 года назад +835

    "He has a Canadian flag, hes not gonna shoot you!"
    (me knowing that badger is canadian)
    (me being canadian)
    bruh

  • @aliteralfan2292
    @aliteralfan2292 2 года назад +1

    In WI Milwaukee, it is illegal to park your car for more than two hours unless you tie it and secure it to a horse.

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 3 года назад +2

    I just realized that badger goes to the trouble of even animating his character's eyes in the animations. Frankly, I respect the dedication.

  • @sneakysneakyboi295
    @sneakysneakyboi295 3 года назад +1830

    I laughed at "Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely, because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog"

    • @the_big_man8778
      @the_big_man8778 2 года назад +81

      Whenever I heard that my first thought was “Oh that’s how the ATF does target practice”

    • @ForzaMonkey
      @ForzaMonkey 2 года назад +61

      “We’ve located the dog, over.”
      *pow*
      “Dog terminated, over.”

    • @lordwarDXCIII
      @lordwarDXCIII 2 года назад +9

      Origin is: Just as the Founding Fathers Intended by Gearhead, go watch it it’s hilarious

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 Год назад +8

      ATF: *Raises eyebrow*

    • @unknownhall8569
      @unknownhall8569 Год назад +5

      11:27

  • @thetruecoollcat9370
    @thetruecoollcat9370 3 года назад +298

    Badger: “He has a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you.”
    That shit hurted.

  • @WayneRoberts72
    @WayneRoberts72 Год назад +1

    3:23
    Insulin is a hormone lol

  • @ncrtrooper7246
    @ncrtrooper7246 Год назад +1

    3:49 death Korps of Krieg, M41:

  • @geoffreyprill
    @geoffreyprill 3 года назад +190

    "He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you."
    *Racks a C6A1 FLEX with malicious intent

    • @oneoddcanadian9468
      @oneoddcanadian9468 3 года назад +3

      Loads antler shooting BB gun with a 8X made out of hardened maple syrup

    • @FREEGTAMONEY
      @FREEGTAMONEY 3 года назад +1

      you only have that thing for Instagram bro dont lie

    • @oneoddcanadian9468
      @oneoddcanadian9468 3 года назад

      @@FREEGTAMONEY lmao

  • @bigusdickus4210
    @bigusdickus4210 3 года назад +234

    0:20
    "we sink three boats they drop the sun on us twice"

    • @MercenaryModeus
      @MercenaryModeus 2 года назад +12

      That three boats joke is probably my favorite joke that any of them have made

  • @AzraelRBN
    @AzraelRBN 9 месяцев назад

    I love your content. I'm currently listening to this with my eyes closed while I get over my hangover.

  • @MrJ-bz8fe
    @MrJ-bz8fe Год назад +2

    4:16 best of Heavenly🤣

  • @Harmonmj13
    @Harmonmj13 3 года назад +78

    I'm staring to feel like Heavenly is actually a cacodemon IRL

  • @TakeTheL-iam
    @TakeTheL-iam 3 года назад +142

    I love how WOT has inter-war tanks going against early MBTs

    • @gearz2570
      @gearz2570 3 года назад +3

      M48A5 vs sherman in the game is quite possible actually.

    • @simonsenaviev7541
      @simonsenaviev7541 3 года назад +5

      Laughs in playing IS-2 vs Leopard 1 in War Thunder

    • @Carlo0521
      @Carlo0521 3 года назад +1

      Well in WarThunder Tiger II H faces Bmp-1 lol

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 года назад +1

      i took my M16MGMC to 10.7 and killed a Swedish top tier tank, fight me.

    • @professional1298
      @professional1298 3 года назад

      Warthunder is horrible when it comes to that

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 года назад +1

    4:52 IT'S MECHA-PINGU

  • @landontheknight
    @landontheknight 2 года назад

    I literally come back to this video when ever I’m feeling down, pretty sure I can quote every line.

  • @BattyNo
    @BattyNo 3 года назад +223

    Ngl, I love Bing's voice quality, its so nostalgic. And the fact you made both his text and body was pixelated was hilarious

  • @bluepaladinXavier
    @bluepaladinXavier 3 года назад +148

    "What is he made out of?
    He's made out of Matilda!"
    Bruh, that tank is no joke.

    • @ryman8989
      @ryman8989 3 года назад +3

      Until you boot up War Thunder. then you get dunked

    • @EMPerror403
      @EMPerror403 3 года назад

      fueled by vodka

    • @Jorakful
      @Jorakful 3 года назад

      @@ryman8989 probably because WT also uses the different kind of Steel used for vehicles and Cast Steal is probably the second worst thing you can use to build a tank. The worst being riveting.

    • @ryman8989
      @ryman8989 3 года назад

      @@Jorakful no disagreements here. This is true

  • @TheMadScorpyon
    @TheMadScorpyon 2 года назад +1

    Jello as a MK.V Mjolnir helmet works so well cause it's isntant Caboose vibes from Red VS Blue

  • @s4ss.m8
    @s4ss.m8 2 года назад

    I remember seeing 11:05 to 11:44 on a Yt short 🤣 then I cameacross your channel not long after and I've been looking for the OG vid 👌🏻

  • @ianthompson4539
    @ianthompson4539 3 года назад +305

    Why does bing sound like he’s talking through a toaster hooked up to another toaster