"He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you." Cuts to Canadian soldiers hucking cans of beef to german trenchs to attract them to one spot before swapping to grenades
You forget about the one-eyed major that liberated a whole occupied town by himself from high ranking nazis Edit: forgot to mention that 1. He was also a sniper 2. He captures alot of nazis 3. He caught a nazi that spoke french and told them to say an entire attacking army was coming with artillery and gave the guy his gun back 4. Simulated an army by himself 5. If i remember correctly he did this in 1 night www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/leo-major-montreal-zwolle-nazis-1.4660487 Source^
Albertan here lol, yeah we have a "rat patrol" thing here. They are so effective that there are essentially zero rats in the entire province, *For the past 70 years.*
Breakdown of all the measurement/ time examples: Baguette/ Cigarette; 65cm per 10 minutes The average baguette is around 65 centimeters long and a cigarette usually takes about 10 minutes to fully burn down to the bud. Hamburger/ Happy Meal; 3 1/2 inches per 15 seconds The normal burger bun has a width of 3 1/2 inches, a speed eater (Matt Stonie) ate a McDonald’s Happy Meal in about 15.22 seconds, I rounded down the time to 15 seconds to make it easier for the average person to remember. Washing machine/ Browning High Power; 41 inches per 9 seconds The height of a washing machine varies from 38 inches to 43 inches so I took the median (about 40.5) and rounded up, a competition shooter has an average reload of 1-3 seconds and the time it takes to fire 13 rounds (the mag size of the Browning High Power) is about 6.49 seconds which i rounded up to 7 seconds, then add 2 (because it’s the middle number for the reload) and you get 9 seconds. Football field/ Moon landing; 100 (although it would really be 120 counting the end zones) yards per 76 hours The average (American) football field has a width of 120 yards although it is commonly measured at 100 yards when being compared to something else so I shall use the common measurement to avoid confusion, the entire expedition of Apollo 11 (from Earth to Moon) took 76 hours. War crimes/ corporate bailout ... idk how to break this one down
War crimes average to around 12 thousands corpses and the bailout is between 40 Thousands to a million base on the person that is being bailout. Anyway, thanks for doing god work.
Favorite bit from this video; Badger: "Baguettes per... Kilo." Heavenly: "I like how you're not even trying anymore, like, 'Uhh, French, baguettes, fuck it we're done here'."
I was so confused, I thought something went wrong and I accidentally connected the volume to something or turned it down somehow. I even fuckin checked my volume settings and didn't figure out it was the video till I went back 5 seconds.
@Tevin Poudrier I thought Badger was trying to prank us, took my earbuds out in case he threw a musket shot or something in at the end. Got too much tinnitus already
We had 7 warships during world war one, and one was called “Rainbow”. We weren’t very armed during WW1 but we did have an experimental cold war plane called “Avro Arrow” which was cancelled due to budget issues. Local tales say it had to do with tension between canada and the US, but I haven’t found anything on the internet supporting that theory.
It's so interesting to watch pre-mocap badger videos. What he does in this is still good, but the contrast between what he was doing then and the quality of the animation in videos he makes nowadays is crazy.
"there's a law in Wisconsin saying it's illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.." "It's also legal for them to own kangaroos without a permit.." Wait, the horses?
10:22 FBF = Football Field ML = Moon Landing First moon landing July 20th 1969, second moon landing September 14th 1969 56 days 80,640 hours 17.6 football fields in 1 mile 60 MPH = 1,056 FBF/H *80,640 = 85,155,840 60MPH = 85,155,840 FBF/ML
@@filmmaekrstudios I had to flip them but this one is a little easier. The average time for a washing machine cycle (I’m assuming you want one cycle) is 1 hour. The length of a Browning Hi-Power is 7.8 inches. One mile is 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches 63,360/7.8 = 8,123 BH-Ps 8,123 x 60 (miles) = 487,384 BH-Ps 60 MPH = 487,384 BH-P per WMC
It's like the human equivalent of having nerf dart hit you while wearing a Bomb-proof suit. Sure you're gonna get hit by them, but the annoyance is so minimal that you just don't give a damn.
The whole thing- "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
Deah ass the week before this was uploaded my friend told me how he had a musket and if he got robbed he'd just come down in nothing but his underwear, and bulletproof vest, and a civil war hat and shoot out "You choose the wrong house Yankee!"
I love how badge has gotten friendlier and more humble the longer he does this, if your some how reading this badge, keep making the world laugh bro your content is godly.
@Gaelic Snake Charmer Can't mount rammer any more iirc, but 128 pen rounds at 1.93 second load time plus 75mm all around armor makes its speed its only weak point on tier and lets it pen tier 5 heavies if they aren't angling.
Badge as Roland, Axton, and whoever is it is in the Pre-Sequel + Heavenly as either Brick, Salvador, or Claptrap + Grouse as Lilith, Maya, or Nisha + Bing as whatever else = Perfection
You forget unless their enemy is French there not going to attack anyway they don't know how to deal with outsiders there like cannibals except if cannibalism was war with your own country
@@NemesisRose I've looked into history and realized something, the French eat ALL, get away from that shit, it's the center of every middle to American-burger sized conflict in most of history
Fellow Kriegsman falls: "Even in death you will serve a purpose." Actually, do you think they try to die the fastest in order to be the sandbag that blocks the most amount of heresy before turning into paste?
"He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot at you!" Somewhat inaccurate. He'd be *less inclined* to shoot at you, but speaking from a historical perspective, once he decided that he's going to fight, he would be the reason some rules about what is and isn't allowed in warfare exist.
Russian 1: Don't worry comrades I will provide cover Russian 2: you mean surpressing fire Russian 1:no (proceeds to get shot and falls to the ground in a way that covers r2) R2:thanks
0:40 that’s no joke, the albertan government put such stringent rules revolving rats that the province has essentially become rat free. In the past ten years the largest number of rats we’ve had in a year is like 6
ah yes I played in this game and 7:20 summarizes my experience perfectly in trying out the artillery tanks. I loved them because it was like being a sniper and I loved being predictive... you know what suck about being good at being predictive? you get put in with the BIG BOIS and when you're in with the BIG BOIS you get crushed.
@@ryman8989 probably because WT also uses the different kind of Steel used for vehicles and Cast Steal is probably the second worst thing you can use to build a tank. The worst being riveting.
As a person from alberta, canada that is a fact that there are no rats here in Alberta. We literally have a provincial agency to check vehicles coming in from the US and other provinces
Can back the claim: there are no rats in Alberta, we only have only barn mice and MILLIONS of stray farm cats. Edit: also FUCK THE TYRANNICAL RAT EMPIRE
I can back this, as I saw the "Your Friend The Rat" short that came with the DVD release of Ratatouille, which stated that Alberta Canada had waged an extremely robust exclusion campaign against rats, visualized as a Mountie in hockey goalie gear blocking a barrage of rats flying toward his goal.
Legit, Alberta's Agriculture office has roaming death squads that patrol Alberta's boarders and eradicate all rat colonies they find. Started in the 50's and still goes on today.
I will never get tired of hearing Heavenly's voice come out of a Cacodemon. Edit: Yooo 1k likes? Never had this happen before lol. Thanks y'all but the real likes are meant for Badger and Heavenly.
6:30- this moment just nostalgia checked me back to my first job, and my first raise. I went to gamestop THAT day and spent like $60 on 3ds games and a circle pad pro
sorry about low mic volume in outro my editing program could barely render this video there was so much garbage on the timeline
I was like did i just go deaf lol
Scared the fuck out me when I raised the volume to hear what you were saying then ear raped by the drop
@@jaylonhardin2745 same
Probably bing
ily
"He's got a Canadian Flag, He won't shoot you." Cuts to Canadian soldiers hucking cans of beef to german trenchs to attract them to one spot before swapping to grenades
Meanwhile Canadian soldiers hold 3 of the top 5 longest recorded sniper kills
@@NoNo-nz7iq they kill in secret
so that's where ubisoft gets their "throw rock" stealth idea
You forget about the one-eyed major that liberated a whole occupied town by himself from high ranking nazis
Edit: forgot to mention that
1. He was also a sniper
2. He captures alot of nazis
3. He caught a nazi that spoke french and told them to say an entire attacking army was coming with artillery and gave the guy his gun back
4. Simulated an army by himself
5. If i remember correctly he did this in 1 night
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/leo-major-montreal-zwolle-nazis-1.4660487
Source^
@@swudi3460 that's why nobody knows how dangerous they are
Watches end of video
Badger: *talking really fckin quiet*
Me: turns volume at max to hear him on headphones
Dubstep: Allow me to introduce myself
I thought my speakers went out for a second
My house's glasses is breaking.
yes
@@Spentbrass42 same
BAIT, AND HOOK.
Albertan here lol, yeah we have a "rat patrol" thing here. They are so effective that there are essentially zero rats in the entire province, *For the past 70 years.*
So they exist, but just...not in Alberta.
THE SUN NEVER RESTS ON THE RAT EMPIRE ALBERTA'S NEXT
@@giovannicervantes2053 WE HAVE HELD ON FOR 70 YEARS AND BY THE BLESSING OF THE RAT PATROL WE WILL HOLD FOR 70 MORE
@@reservoir_flow Would it be effective on let’s say a Cane Toad?
@@reservoir_flow 70 DAYS BIT YOU NEXT
“Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality.” Is an underrated and hilarious line!
The Mars Curiosity Rover gets better quality than him.
Is this a cyanide ping reference?
@@bluepaladinXavier Perhaps
Man, that final Badger is probably the quietest he's been in years.
Turns volume up all the way to hear him....
Blasts fucking ears with outro music
@@admiralasia5982 dude I just did that. Thankfully only had the one AirPod in, so I’ll only be deaf for a month in one ear instead of both
My eardrums
My ears got blasted into neverland
*Laughs in Subtitles*
“He has a Canadian flag. He’s not gonna shoot you”
*maple syrup water boarding intensifies*
like where did that come from...we literally turn into ethereal beings when someone says war
Canadian mafia does exist
its not waterboarding if you use maple syrup
You say that, but have you heard of Leo Major, the one-eyed Canadian sniper who took an entire German occupied town alone?
@@mrmarinara4834 god it would just stick to your face until you suffocate
Breakdown of all the measurement/ time examples:
Baguette/ Cigarette;
65cm per 10 minutes
The average baguette is around 65 centimeters long and a cigarette usually takes about 10 minutes to fully burn down to the bud.
Hamburger/ Happy Meal;
3 1/2 inches per 15 seconds
The normal burger bun has a width of 3 1/2 inches, a speed eater (Matt Stonie) ate a McDonald’s Happy Meal in about 15.22 seconds, I rounded down the time to 15 seconds to make it easier for the average person to remember.
Washing machine/ Browning High Power;
41 inches per 9 seconds
The height of a washing machine varies from 38 inches to 43 inches so I took the median (about 40.5) and rounded up, a competition shooter has an average reload of 1-3 seconds and the time it takes to fire 13 rounds (the mag size of the Browning High Power) is about 6.49 seconds which i rounded up to 7 seconds, then add 2 (because it’s the middle number for the reload) and you get 9 seconds.
Football field/ Moon landing;
100 (although it would really be 120 counting the end zones) yards per 76 hours
The average (American) football field has a width of 120 yards although it is commonly measured at 100 yards when being compared to something else so I shall use the common measurement to avoid confusion, the entire expedition of Apollo 11 (from Earth to Moon) took 76 hours.
War crimes/ corporate bailout
... idk how to break this one down
War crimes average to around 12 thousands corpses and the bailout is between 40 Thousands to a million base on the person that is being bailout.
Anyway, thanks for doing god work.
War Crimes/Corporate Bailout
Ask Syria, they can break it down for you
These are light years ahead of today’s measurement systems.
absolute legend
Average out the amount of war crimes in the last 30 years, divided by the amount of times big companies paid off the government
Favorite bit from this video;
Badger: "Baguettes per... Kilo."
Heavenly: "I like how you're not even trying anymore, like, 'Uhh, French, baguettes, fuck it we're done here'."
Same.
As a French when do measure speed with baguettes.😂
"So Bing what was the airport like?"
"You remember the pre-game lobbies when PUBG first came out?"
Last Man standing
That shit had me lmfao
the prox mic's filled with russians
@@redmist6630 And the Floor of the airport
@@zefiddlr6169 and the textures just, not loading. i played on xbox. unfortunately the controls were horrible so i switched to blackout
"you just LIED, you said "keep that positivity" then "I went to Arby's" bro"
one of my favourite quotes
Arby has good mini sandwiches
@@Trench1919A4 and fries
Hello soldier
Bro my favorite was the one where he said "9mm kills the body but 45.acp kills the soul you gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich"
@@Knightbeast-rr8zv
Mine was veitnam veteran venom
As a type 2 diabetic, I had a chuckle at the diabetes jokes.
>mlp pfp
>diabetic
They are connected
E
@@rommelscat4795 to perfect the trifecta, I'm moderator in several Discord servers.
@@mindlessgonzo That's amazing LOL
@@mindlessgonzo respect lol
Badger’s voice at the end is like you set your headset volume down as far as it can go because your teammates have jet turbines on full throttle.
@Tevin Poudrier Yo, same
I was so confused, I thought something went wrong and I accidentally connected the volume to something or turned it down somehow. I even fuckin checked my volume settings and didn't figure out it was the video till I went back 5 seconds.
@Tevin Poudrier yeah same, it actually sounded normal at max volume, but my ears burst for it
@Tevin Poudrier I thought Badger was trying to prank us, took my earbuds out in case he threw a musket shot or something in at the end. Got too much tinnitus already
@Tevin Poudrier dear god.....same
Fun Fact: In Utah, it's illegal to "cause a catastrophe."
dang, not even a little one?
@@namekman01 I like the implication that we have a chaotic neutral lesser god on our hands
We're just western Florida and no one cares
It’s also illegal to hunt whales in Utah
For those of you who don't understand, Utah is a landlocked state
Badgers videos over the past 6 years have slowly filled my veins with Mountain Dew and gamer sups and turned my brain to mush I love you
Are you sure that isn't just your rampant mountain dew and gamer sups addiction talking?
And our views have filled Badger’s veins with Monster
Gamer supps fucking slapps
Gamer Supps: Those Were Only Allegations.
"Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than a human being" -The Imperial Guard, 42nd Millenium
By the emperor this made me laugh hard.
“He’s got a Canadian flag, he’s not going to hurt you.” Tell that to the mounds of corpses at Vimy Ridge.
*looks at the corpses* He's Canadian, he's not gonna hurt you! What'd he do, spray you with a super soaker filled with maple syrup??
All jokes aside, Canada is looking nicer by the day lol
Vimy ridge, the somme, monte cassino, caen, the battle of kapyong, etc etc. Hell world record for longest kill is by a jtf2 guy
@@The_welsh_cobrachicken Also homeboy Rambo, Leo Major.
Badger's Canadian too; he knows the only kills from Vimy Ridge were from the Assault Elks they let loose.
Badger: The sun never sets on the Rat empire
The Skaven: Yes-yes
Der are no rat-men in ze Empire.
@@waynes.wilson6616 yes-yes, tell yourself that-that
_Viktor Saltzpyre has entered the chat_
Badger: "He has a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you"
Comments: *Angry Maple Leaf Noises*
We're incredibly violent please believe us :(
@@TacoDraws Murica
We had 7 warships during world war one, and one was called “Rainbow”. We weren’t very armed during WW1 but we did have an experimental cold war plane called “Avro Arrow” which was cancelled due to budget issues. Local tales say it had to do with tension between canada and the US, but I haven’t found anything on the internet supporting that theory.
@@katf9513 stab em' with antlers
Coming from the British flag
It's so interesting to watch pre-mocap badger videos. What he does in this is still good, but the contrast between what he was doing then and the quality of the animation in videos he makes nowadays is crazy.
honestly it was just as funny
@@BeanBonanzer oh definitely, there's a reason i still rewatch them. bajur crew is always funny
@@ongoingplague3148 oh for sure. i’ve rewatched so many of these videos. they hit every time
"there's a law in Wisconsin saying it's illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants.."
"It's also legal for them to own kangaroos without a permit.."
Wait, the horses?
I still can't wrap my head around that. Because it had to be a big enough problem for there to be a law against it.
I'm just wondering when it happened, cause now I'm curious.
No, the fire hydrants
Yea
In the words of Paul Rudd...
What the hell happened here?
"what is he made of?" "He's made of matilda"
[Rogal Dorn voice] "this is true"
R/unexpected40k
final18fantasy git out and stay out
We are not a brick wall
We are MATILDA
@@St33lStrife TANK DETECTED
@@flyingplatypus7272 BRANCH: BRITISH MEDIUM TANK
RANK: TIER IV
ARMOR STATISTICS.... *bzzt* SCREW THAT
As someone who owned Black Ops for the DS, I can 153% confirm that’s what the reloads sounds like
real talk its honestly shocking how good they made those games compared to the hardware it was on...
@@happyjohn354 yeah, basically a mini N64 if you think about it
Can u tell me how the shell casings taste?
@@beastieborg917 bruh idk, if ur referencing the game, I haven’t played that in like 10 years
i had the cod 4 for the ds, i only remember a low poly tutorial
10:22
FBF = Football Field
ML = Moon Landing
First moon landing July 20th 1969, second moon landing September 14th 1969
56 days
80,640 hours
17.6 football fields in 1 mile
60 MPH = 1,056 FBF/H
*80,640 = 85,155,840
60MPH = 85,155,840 FBF/ML
damn😐 i’m genuinely impressed
Words
now give us the washing machines per browning high power
@@filmmaekrstudios I had to flip them but this one is a little easier.
The average time for a washing machine cycle (I’m assuming you want one cycle) is 1 hour.
The length of a Browning Hi-Power is 7.8 inches.
One mile is 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
63,360/7.8 = 8,123 BH-Ps
8,123 x 60 (miles) = 487,384 BH-Ps
60 MPH = 487,384 BH-P per WMC
@@ciphernova2383 then i challenge you…give us War Crimes per Corporate Bail Out
Fun fact: One B1 during the battle of stone was hit 143 times by various anti tank rounds, none of which penetrated.
Goddamn
R.I.P the crews ears
It's like the human equivalent of having nerf dart hit you while wearing a Bomb-proof suit. Sure you're gonna get hit by them, but the annoyance is so minimal that you just don't give a damn.
@@hsc894 gets hit
ow
shoots back
realises I have a nerf gun
realises im a juggernaut
bruh
@@trainboi777yall6 This one? ruclips.net/video/XbZiFgLgaeU/видео.html
I love how Heavenly’s character is the Doom flying meatball.
pog
@@DeathDealer_1021 grandpoggers.
@@EclipsedEquinox granderpoggers
@Gameplayer1563 its flying meatball now
I am in infuriated it ain't a meatball it Mike wazowskis incestral cousin cacodemon
The whole thing- "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended."
I was dying by the end of that, thanks 🤣.
i love this more and more every time i see it
Deah ass the week before this was uploaded my friend told me how he had a musket and if he got robbed he'd just come down in nothing but his underwear, and bulletproof vest, and a civil war hat and shoot out "You choose the wrong house Yankee!"
This sounds like something out of a British comedy skit
got this joke saved on my phone
I love how badge has gotten friendlier and more humble the longer he does this, if your some how reading this badge, keep making the world laugh bro your content is godly.
@John100-1 you better be careful throwing those hard R's around so willy nilly.
@Beefman0010 Badger's our word.
“IM BALLIN, BUT THERE IS NO STUPID DOG, WE TRULY ARE LIVING IN THE DARKEST TIMELINE AFTERALL”
e
What timeline are you living in?
@@absolutebottomfeeder E
@@acethehunter7898 ruclips.net/video/zJ1VFnzcqWE/видео.html the timeline where eustace lost the NBA finals
@matt holston ah I see
"What is he made of?!"
"he's made of Matilda!"
As someone who has played the Matilda... Yeah that's... Accurate
The Valentine back when it was tier 4 was like that too. But the Matildas... Even at tier 5 they can be a nuisance.
one time I had to 1v1 a mat.... pain is mandatory
@@quinmatthew1 resistance is futile
I'm don't remember the Matilda from resident evil 2 being very good
@Gaelic Snake Charmer Can't mount rammer any more iirc, but 128 pen rounds at 1.93 second load time plus 75mm all around armor makes its speed its only weak point on tier and lets it pen tier 5 heavies if they aren't angling.
Teacher:”why are you laughing”
Me:”no reason”
My brain: *mine bird is ballin*
yes.
But at what cost
*BALLIN*
but at what cost?
0:34
As someone who lives in Alberta Canada, I can confirm that there are in fact no rats here. It is true.
Bing's avatar and captions being as pixelated as his voice sounded was perfect.
Bing dead ass sounded like he was Xbox Live when the 360 was still in its prime!😅😂🤣
Yo 7.25 an hour stfu over there
I want to know you can change your voice live like that. I know it’s something with the bitrate but I don’t know any programs to do it
Why has heavenly just evolved into a Cacodemon and everyone’s just like “yeah uh I mean sure”
Cuz he lost his other eye in WW1.
Because is funny.
It's more funny when you realize that the character Badger used in older vids was Doomguy
@@Spidehman Verdun really was a kick in the face for Heavenly, it's true.
He has always been a cacodemon
fun fact: there really are no rats in Alberta. Cats patrol the border and are sent to exterminate any rats that slip into the province.
Only place on Earth, haha
Not only that the law is literally that if any rat somehow gets past that they will die quickly and die childless
@@cgkase6210 damn you telling me they die a virgin?
@@16imademanudutawedharma96 yes.
We have a whole fuckin border patrol for this shit the day Ratatouille 2: Albertan invasion comes out is the day Alberta falls
1:48 dreading the return of Bajurs sanity in the next few days
I would love to see Badger play any of the borderlands.
Badge as Roland, Axton, and whoever is it is in the Pre-Sequel + Heavenly as either Brick, Salvador, or Claptrap + Grouse as Lilith, Maya, or Nisha + Bing as whatever else = Perfection
That what I been thinking
Tbh, I played 3, and me and my father agreed that it sucks ass
I would love to it
@@aurenzimmerman2754 we don't talk about that
6:19 "Yo! 7.25 an hour shut the fuck up over there!" - heavenly
That is the best insult ever and I will find every opportunity to use it.
The funniest part of this is the fact that Heavenly was the one who said it
He actually got that from Sethical, I think.
the propper time is 6:21
Enemy: “Oh don’t worry it’s just the French”
The French: ( just finished a revolution) “ don’t worry the blood is fresh”
You forget unless their enemy is French there not going to attack anyway they don't know how to deal with outsiders there like cannibals except if cannibalism was war with your own country
@@NemesisRose "how can you say something so controversial yet so brave?"
@@NemesisRose I've looked into history and realized something, the French eat ALL, get away from that shit, it's the center of every middle to American-burger sized conflict in most of history
Bro it was just badger talking without audio. and all of the sudden, b o o m . My favorite song starts playing. Scared the shit outta me.
‘“Who knew you were so much better as a sandbag than a human being’” -Commissar talking to an imperial guard conscript
*Happy Gasmask noise*
*Guard dies*
Congratulations, you have promoted to 'The Sandbag Division'.
Sandbag Division is best division
Fellow Kriegsman falls:
"Even in death you will serve a purpose."
Actually, do you think they try to die the fastest in order to be the sandbag that blocks the most amount of heresy before turning into paste?
@@lordtritus2261 of course we do. What else aside from fight for the emperor would we do
“He’s got a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you”
You’re gonna get kneecapped by JTF 2
when you give a Canadian a magazine with a higher capacity than 5 rounds:
* *commits 3 of the 4 longest kills ever recorded**
Nah nah nah looking back into Canadas war crime history they wont shoot you they'll gas you while saying sorry
I misread the title as
“Italian, but at what cost” and laughed my ass off for a solid 3 minutes
lmao
i misread as "Stalin, but at what cost", and was VERY confused
8:15 This right here sent me on a great search through my lineage which led me to discover that he was my great grandpa's cousin 5 times removed
You are the chosen one, the prophecized hero who will bring taco to the bell.
The proficiency as begun
It's still funny to hear that scuffed "bruh" every time he gets spotted
OH THATS WHAT IT IS
"He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot at you!"
Somewhat inaccurate. He'd be *less inclined* to shoot at you, but speaking from a historical perspective, once he decided that he's going to fight, he would be the reason some rules about what is and isn't allowed in warfare exist.
Such as: Do not discuss hockey on the battlefield when allied with Canadian forces
Looks at Canadian treatment of indigenous people: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Yeah that sounds about right.
This is true.
So basically Canadians dominate in combat but only when they want to?
Canadians pre war: i sleep
Canadians during war *REAL SHIT?*
I laughed at "Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely, because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog"
Whenever I heard that my first thought was “Oh that’s how the ATF does target practice”
“We’ve located the dog, over.”
*pow*
“Dog terminated, over.”
Origin is: Just as the Founding Fathers Intended by Gearhead, go watch it it’s hilarious
ATF: *Raises eyebrow*
11:27
7:27
I heard the Cleric Beast's theme and every cell in my body switched to attach mode
Bing's mic really just turns the sound of him cocking his pistol into the reload sound effect for Doom 64
I love that reference, literally had me dying of laughter in that video
8:09 the subtle “BrUuHhH”
Too perfect
Lol
HE GOT THE VIBRATO
that's because there is a little quiet distorted bruh
I love how he put that shit in the game files as the heads up sound effect
Ngl, I love Bing's voice quality, its so nostalgic. And the fact you made both his text and body was pixelated was hilarious
10/10
made me laugh so hard i choked on my Limited Edition Winter Spiced Cranberry Sprite
"He has a Canadian flag, hes not gonna shoot you!"
(me knowing that badger is canadian)
(me being canadian)
bruh
*Laughs in American*
Plot twist: the tank has a Canadian flag, but the tank is being controlled by an American.
wait bajur's canadian?
@@DeathDealer_1021 yea
He has an American flag, he’s gonna blast you with everything he has
"the sun never sets on the rat empire" - me playing Skaven
in that case it's hilariously literal.
*laughs in Ubersreik Five*
As an expert on rats there are rats
lol
The Under-Empire never falters yes-yes.
“Who knew you were so much better as a sandbag than a human being.”
-Russia (1941)
Wasn't that the basically the Soviets strategy in the battle of stalingrad?
Russian 1: Don't worry comrades I will provide cover
Russian 2: you mean surpressing fire
Russian 1:no (proceeds to get shot and falls to the ground in a way that covers r2)
R2:thanks
I too watched the video
"he's got a Canadian flag he's not gonna shoot at you"
Badger we are in war, he is got the checklist out and you bet your ass he is checking it twice.
“The sun never sets on the rat empire”
-Bajur 2020
Cheese throne
Ikit Claw agree-approves yes-yes
literally the day the video gets uploaded the Rat Empire sacks a Chipotle in Manhattan. IM NOT JOKING LOOK IT UP
All hail the P L A G U E
the skaven have entered the chat.
Jello is the type of guy to take a ruler to bed to see how long he sleeps
TheCurbs yes
So funny yet so true
Rip
0:40 that’s no joke, the albertan government put such stringent rules revolving rats that the province has essentially become rat free. In the past ten years the largest number of rats we’ve had in a year is like 6
tbh youd find also more random fireworks in edmonton in the middle of the night than rats withing the 10 years
@@Zerggodmaster you could've prolly found more contraband in Alberta during that time
that whole conversation reminds me of the Skaven.
Are u allowed to have pet rats in alberta?
PETA be mad
ah yes I played in this game and 7:20 summarizes my experience perfectly in trying out the artillery tanks. I loved them because it was like being a sniper and I loved being predictive... you know what suck about being good at being predictive? you get put in with the BIG BOIS and when you're in with the BIG BOIS you get crushed.
"He's got a Canadian flag, he's not going to shoot you."
*Racks a C6A1 FLEX with malicious intent
Loads antler shooting BB gun with a 8X made out of hardened maple syrup
@FOOP BANAENAE lmao
"What is he made out of?
He's made out of Matilda!"
Bruh, that tank is no joke.
Until you boot up War Thunder. then you get dunked
fueled by vodka
@@ryman8989 probably because WT also uses the different kind of Steel used for vehicles and Cast Steal is probably the second worst thing you can use to build a tank. The worst being riveting.
@@Jorakful no disagreements here. This is true
Badger: “He has a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot at you.”
That shit hurted.
He's also Canadian.
@@andreivaldez2929 The irony
@@andreivaldez2929 ooooooooooooof
As a person from alberta, canada that is a fact that there are no rats here in Alberta. We literally have a provincial agency to check vehicles coming in from the US and other provinces
Can back the claim: there are no rats in Alberta, we only have only barn mice and MILLIONS of stray farm cats.
Edit: also FUCK THE TYRANNICAL RAT EMPIRE
Ballin, but at what cost
I can also back this, I have never seen a rat ever and I’ve lived in Alberta my whole life.
I can back this, as I saw the "Your Friend The Rat" short that came with the DVD release of Ratatouille, which stated that Alberta Canada had waged an extremely robust exclusion campaign against rats, visualized as a Mountie in hockey goalie gear blocking a barrage of rats flying toward his goal.
Legit, Alberta's Agriculture office has roaming death squads that patrol Alberta's boarders and eradicate all rat colonies they find. Started in the 50's and still goes on today.
Cats just coming out of the walls
“Don’t lick ‘em now!”
Me: b-but I don’t want my lips to become the dry lippers =(
5:12
Suffer.
Licking your lips is how your lips *become* the dry lippers
3:47
Nobody:
Soviets to their men during ww2:
Oh shit that joke was made in the video
OOF
The bullet proof juggernaut with the 22 got me because that’s exactly what the B-1 is lmao
Badger: "Who knew you were more valuable as a sandbag than as a human being"
The Red Army: "да"
I am a part of the capitalist regime I can't and will not Google translate this joke
@@AshepEli-YT I think it say's da which is yes in Russian
True lol
I will never get tired of hearing Heavenly's voice come out of a Cacodemon.
Edit: Yooo 1k likes? Never had this happen before lol. Thanks y'all but the real likes are meant for Badger and Heavenly.
I can't stop rewinding him just floating away into the background
Agreed
No-one does.
That is the trade mark for Heavenly
It makes sense and I don't know why
I love how WOT has inter-war tanks going against early MBTs
M48A5 vs sherman in the game is quite possible actually.
Laughs in playing IS-2 vs Leopard 1 in War Thunder
Well in WarThunder Tiger II H faces Bmp-1 lol
i took my M16MGMC to 10.7 and killed a Swedish top tier tank, fight me.
Warthunder is horrible when it comes to that
Wait oml the rat expert is the same guy who says tha 9mm kills the body but 45 acp kills the soul
When the “Baby on Board” tank gets obliterated immediately
It got shot by friendly fire
"The Sun never sets on the Rat Empire."
The Liber Bubonicus states this to be true-correct yes-yes.
Oh, it's the skaven
The Liber Bubonicus predicts this.
Except in alberta, we will exterminate anyone with ties to the rat empire with extreme prejudice
Because not even god could trust the rats in the dark
Next on the list from GW: Skaven Custodes.
“He’s got a Canadian flag, he’s not gonna shoot at you”
*Remembers Juno beach on D-Day.*
Watching this video, and when he got the "free" section of the sponsor segment, all I could think was "It's the street corner from Duck Shoes!"
“The sun doesn’t set on the Rat Empire.”
*HAPPY SKAVEN NOISES!!!*
"He's got a Canadian flag! He's not gonna shoot you!"
Me: Are you sure about that?
Yes
Y E S
“He’s got a Canadian flag, he won’t shoot at you”
Badger-2020
9:03
Said an unknown German soldier, seconds before his squadmate took a bullet to the skull.
I thought my headphones died for a sec. lol
12:42
I turned my sound up all the way and was confused then got blasted by the outdo music. Scared the shit out of me
« He’s got a canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot you »
Little did you know we canadians are incredebly agressive in video games.
We are indeed
Canadiens are terrifying in combat of any type
@@Salt_discriminater you said Canadian in French Canadian and I hate you because of that
Dude, yes, me and my bro make the enemy cower in fear.
Either with more light machine ammo then is necessary or just a fukin knife.
As a Canadian myself. I don't hold back on anybody
*loses a leg*
"Keep your positivity"
"Ok, I've still got a foot in the race"
Why does bing sound like he’s talking through a toaster hooked up to another toaster
Nah, bro that's the 360
@@MerchantrRe4 lol
0:35 this is true, the canadian rangers in Alberta supposedly EXTERMINATED every rat there.
"You just lied, you said keep that positivity and then I went to Arby's" got me dead lmao
“He’s got a Canadian flag he’s not gonna shoot you.” Remembers that the Canadians burnt down the first White House
But we built a better one with a bowling alley so we're cool now...
@@johndoe-es7zh
Wait what?
@@lo-kal8207 we got a bowling alley in the White House.
The nerd in the back of the class: actually it wasn’t Canada it was the British that came down from Canada
People love to forget bajur is Canadian, and he owns a Desert Eagle... Chambered in 50 AE
I'm staring to feel like Heavenly is actually a cacodemon IRL
He is.
5:32 I work at target, nowadays we have around 20 PS5’s in the back. Very rarely I sell one, and we get shipments of four or six a month
“Diabetic troglodyte has entered the server” Badger 2020
Hey wait a second, I don't play World of Tanks.....
Hey I don't too
Same, I prefer war thunder.
As someone who lives in Alberta we actually don’t have any rats in the entire province due to mass extermination at the boarders
Can confirm👍
As someone that's been to Alberta, there's definitely rats in Alberta.
i mean there are no animal rats in alberta, but you go to Forest Lawn or some of the smaller towns, thats a different story...
They mean rats as the little things scurrying across the floor not bipedal creatures that look like you but look different.
"the sun never sets on the rat empire" - Sun Tzu, art of war
Hello fellow Liam. How are you?
@@liamgreenwood3481 good mate, you?
@@mira-zv1ug Doing as well as I can. Kinda hungry though.
@@liamgreenwood3481 go eat something mgamer
@@mira-zv1ug Will do gamer. Take care🖐
“It’ll be back soon enough... when’s the next solar eclipse again?” This is me literally any day
“You don’t need strategy when you have more soldiers than they have bullets” Russians, 1941
"If we keep throwing men at their bullets, eventually they'll run out of bullets"
-Either Stalin or Lenin, I can't remember which
@@localidiotnumber792 definitely Stalin
You don’t need hard cover, when the first hundred waves of fallen soviet soldiers create the cover.
I heard “enemy at the gates lied to me?” and I decided this is Badger’s best video
"He's got a Canadian flag, he won't shoot you."
*Francis Pegahmagabow has entered the chat*
*" A GHOST THAT ROAMS THE BATTLEFIELD !"*
Leo Major : "Allow me to introduce myself."
@@Muster_Muckee_II MOVE BETWEEN THE LINES
*Spirit of the wind has been INVOKED*
@@johnhalo3609 A SOLDIER BREAKING THEIR CONFINES
9:11
still love hearing the tiny subtle *bruuhuhh* in the background if he's spotted XD
Reason Napoleon lost: Russia
Reason why Hitler lost: Russia
Me: some things never change... until France joins the Fascist chat
Yeah, then they're gonna lose twice as hard
6:30- this moment just nostalgia checked me back to my first job, and my first raise. I went to gamestop THAT day and spent like $60 on 3ds games and a circle pad pro
"I will give a real representation of the game" *proceeds to play with full gold loadout* Ah yes
This!
That is acctualy true
He's only, what? Five videos in and already he's gone full gold noob.
wot in a nutshell
cant wait to ser badger play at t10
@@guvyygvuhh298 i mean hes Already a gold scrub so He will do well
I find it funny how he worked at DQ, he wasn't joking about the food though. Its free if you work there because I used to work there lmao