Russianbadger crew just saying whatever (Not OC)
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2023
- **I'M NOT THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OF THESE CLIPS. THEY'RE ALL FROM TheRussianBadger. IT'S JUST A COMPILATION.**
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I ate my PS5 cuz Starfield came out before Russianbadger uploaded his video.
ruclips.net/video/Q6hZg8I_CBM/видео.htmlsi=boVVbCXpRgUzlwgx
Starfield is the worst game of the year after gollum
@@dragon_ball_sucks_videotf is gollum?
@@dragon_ball_sucks_videolike. The gremlin of LOTR?
@@Boyakishan gollum is a game about that "gremlin" dont buy it, just pirate or watch video's of it, its so bad its funny
@@dragon_ball_sucks_video I wouldn't know, I don't have an Xbox or pc
As someone in their chat said “this stream is like watching 4 raccoons with internet access.” And that perfectly sums up their crew in a nutshell.
Bumfuzzler
take the time they were asked "if they could univent one thing in the univere what would it be?"
some answers given were Photosynthesis, the moon, and the earths crust
i would have said Cryptocurrency while these guys said Oxegyn
@@dubstepbeecorsi6892what if I say... walls?
Skulker reading chat: “ ‘this conversation is like watching four raccoons with internet access’? Yeah, yeah pretty much”
41:06 The Clip of it.
Therussianbadger is what happens when a production company with a real budget animates over the incoherent ramblings of your friend group.
It’s a company of one.
Using Source.
a production company? dawg he does this himself on sfm
@@sandy_xoxo3with a $30,000 mocap rig
humble beginnings.
now, badger fuckin BALLIN.
I get flashbanged everytime Badger mentions his wife because there’s NO CHANCE in my mind that this guy can be in a committed relationship
well. back in 2016 or something, he made a QnA. in it, he said he had a girlfriend, whom he called pikachu and said he was fine with showing an image of her because "you probably find half of china's population" or something like that
under the assumption that that girl stayed with his dumbass and married. in which case congrats
"Ruh roh Gamers, Radger's rarried!"
@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 like zoinks scoob, I thought he was a gamer!
i fully believe that he would commit to a long term relationship, but i find it hard to believe he found someone willing to date a youtuber AND get married
@@nevebunnygirl7833 more of a twitch streamer than a youtuber
"I'm in front of your house, I'm taking your staircase like Ed, Edd, n' Eddy" will always be my favourite Skullker bit
Can’t have *_SHIT_* in Detroit.
Wait wasnt that bing
@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 The line was written by Skulker and spoken by the Bing AI voice, which was also made by Skulker
@@thedenseone6443 oh
I didn't even realize it was AI damn that's scary.
"Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality" is as much of a classic as "What's the blast radius of that thing?" - "Yes"
Up there with
"The rule of God is coming."
Also heavenly telling people who prefired him to go to jail
"you ever seen the pre game lobbies for PUBG when it first came out?"
@@dinodude5302 I actually didn't, never played it. Which is why I was so thankful for the image in the video that gave me a "rough" idea.
It's these little things that the editors do, which takes a good video and makes it a great video.
Shoutout to all you editors out there
@@BloodyMobile I swear to God, bing is one of the greatest and funniest members of the crew
I love that with Russian Badger's audience there was a non-zero chance the bro who was asking to leak the F-35 manual was serious...
wouldn't be surprised if that was during a WarThunder stream/session either
@@juhovuolinko6446 It was. The chat window is in-game chat in War Thunder.
honestly feel like anyone who plays warthunder has at least one manual or document they shouldn't have, so probably lol
@@juhovuolinko6446 it was you can literally see war thunder in the back ground...
@@dajn._.9213😅
23:50 “tell me the name of your god” “bold of you to assume I have one” is the coldest lines I’ve ever heard
“It’d be cooler if God was like a Funko Pop or something.”
@@zsu-23-4shilka2” That is the- “
@@marielosvindas1247"DAMN. Tha-"
"That is how mad Heavenly was."
"Heavenly was SO MAD, he put a CHAIR through a PLATE GLASS WINDOW, look at this, dawg. Oh my God, Heavenly's mad-"
"My bullets can't even get through that glass and Heavenly put a chair through it-"
I highly appreciate the fact that you brought in both the old and the new videos into the mix. The Badger's crew is truly timeless.
most of his older videos are gems
@@Bentelligent Agreed, his R6 era was truly a sight to behold.
@@stuff2927I love his new videos, but his R6 videos were actually peak
@@PassTheMic2006you enjoyed his newest video, then?
@@PassTheMic2006I see what you're saying but I absolutely loved his fortnite and MvC tournament videos. I've watched each at least 10x
This video is like people watching their favorite Russian Badger videos while waiting for the Marvel vs Capcom video.
mark my words, his video will release before Starfield comes out
@@Bentelligent Knowing Badger's schedule it will be uploaded sometime next month. His videos release 2-3months depending on the stupidity.
@@djglitch2.031 the fact that "depending on the stupidity" is genuinely a valid measurement for badger and his crew says alot, love that guy.
@@kempolar9768 They are amazing
@@djglitch2.031 His connection's been scuffed lately, you'll get it by Christmas.
7:57
Fun fact: Taco Bell actually _was_ founded in 1962 by a WW2 vet. His name was Glen Bell, and he was a cook in the US Marine Corps
You learn something new everyday, even if filtered through a s^%&post.
@@TheEmeraldSword04You can say "shit" on the internet. I wont tell.
@@SullySadface I just don't like swearing in general, I'm just that kind of person.
@@TheEmeraldSword04 You don't like swearing? What are you doing on the internet then?
@@aordinaryperson8098 Sharing my passions with others and supporting them in the process!
"one pound, one pan, one tasty meal" favorite badger quote to this day 🤣
21:13 this part killed me, this LITERALLY killed me because I did not expected that type of FUCKIN insanity
1:30
Fun Fact: There's actually a sort of felony tomfoolery charge in the US law. I don't remember the exact name but if you've been too much of a nuisance to the public, you can go to jail for it. Literally the "too goofy for Uncle Sam to tolerate" law.
Yeah. That’s not just a US thing.
Yeah bro. Malicious shaboingery.
Imagine being such a silly little guy you're fucking arrested lmao
I GOTTA START FUCKING RUNNING
literally 1984
“Guacamole gamer fart has nothing to do with ruining the housing market, so boomers wouldn’t understand it.”
Probably my favourite fucking quote in any badger video ever.
Grouse is physically incapable of missing
@@hyperstormx3194Smart pistol for a mouth
@@Anonymous-73I'm pretty sure he has a smart core at this point
"what's the cost raid on this thing? YES"
badger not knowing what an argonian is confirms my suspicion that this is just the airsofter's table at lunch in video game form
As a guy who sat at the airsofters table as a kid, the vibe is very similar.
1:02:51 the regret in Martin’s voice after hearing his own line memed back at him will never get old, it’s like he already regrets saying that line and putting it out into the ether🤣
25:19 the way Skullker says "Elimated" is just music to my ears for some reason
I'm sad that my favorite line isn't here:
"Patterson, fire a warning shot."
"Sir, this is an M32 Grenade Launcher."
"Ah, Potato, Potato, just fire it, Patterson."
That clip is actually what got me into russianbadger
That's how I learned about Russian Badger. lol
"God damnit Bobby, I told you I didn't wanna invade Iraq." That has no right being as funny as it is. Most of the bits in the insurgency sandstorm vid are so fucking good
That entire stretch is so fucking funny to me. Especially Pasta with the cut off WOOOOOOOO
@@kartikayysola agreed
*_”STOP BLINDING ME, YOU ASSHOLE; I CAN’T SEE, YOU GOBLIN!”_*
The WOOOOOOO-! actually made me die lol
15:44 For some reason I can't get over the mental image of grouse just staring at the ceiling of the bathroom, drool slowly dripping out of the corners of his mouth with his one braincell being microwaved while the rest of the match plays out around him.
40:14 my favorite part of the whole vid, the absolutee joy and chaotic energy emitting from one man's laugh was enough to send me to the after life. goodbye, i've lived a good life.
Fun fact: in California, it is illegal to name a fish aggressive names
I LIVE in cail, what the fuck
@@incrediblyangryskeletonI know what I’m doing tomorrow
@@mantacid1221 do it
@@mantacid1221How'd it go
So I can’t a Garfish “Shithead”
Hearing the cheems meme hits different now RIP Balltze
Man, don’t remind us.
Just let the little guy live it up there.
Ripbozo
How does one say “rest in peace” in cheems? I want to honor our boy
@@NateSchulte remst in peamce
@@NateSchulte i would say theres definitely a remst in there but i dont know if peamce would be correct. so its either remst in peace or remst in peamce
3:06 "one pound, one pan, ONE TASTY MEAL"
"i fear no man, except the white man who will gentrify O block"
that sent me wheezing into the air like a cartoon balloon
SWAWS 0:24
Badger revived the "SWAWS" meme at Amogus of all places.
technically he put it in TABG first
SWAWS never died.
I still can’t believe they can afford all these games, the content for the games, the pc to play them, the Wi-Fi that’s needed to play together and good headsets/mics and soundboards but constantly get sad that they can’t afford real food. God bless America.
They write that shit off on their taxes baybeeeee!!!
@@EzekiesAcheronbusiness expenses go brrrrr
Priorities
Bing definitely has a "good headset"
If it's a sponsored game then not only do they get free access but also press accounts, which usually have EVERYTHING unlocked right at the start. He has that for warthunder for example.
But other than yeah it is kinda insane how much they clearly make. He either makes tons or nothing from RUclips videos themselves since some of them have gotta be demonitised despite getting millions of views. But that stream money, sponsor money and gsupps money must be making BANK.
Pendejo kid 37:21 is my absolute favorite thing in this whole compilation 😂😂
“I don’t wanna play anymore.”
LMAO
AR AR AR AR
AR AR AR
The way he says it is amazing
1:13:58 just in case you were wondering I found this about glocks.
As a whole, the Glock pistols are given numbers that are based on the patent numbers issued to Gaston Glock. The first Glock to receive a patent and reach the firearm market is the 9 x 19 mm Parabellum model, which is the Glock 17. There is a common misconception that the Glock 17 is named because the magazine holds 17 rounds. This is simply not the case and is a pleasant coincidence. The Glock 17 is given this number because it was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent. It was introduced in 1982 and several modifications have been made since that time.
The next model issued was the Glock 18. Again, this pistol is named for the patent number. While this may not be the most popular Glock, it is useful under very specific circumstances. This pistol was actually developed specifically for Austrian counter-terrorism forces. It is a selective-fire variant of the original Glock 17.
Along with the Glock 17, the most popular Glock is the Glock 19. Basically, this is a compact version of the Glock 17. It has even been labeled as “compact” by the manufacturer itself. The barrel and pistol grip are slightly shorter than the Glock 17 and the magazine has been reduced to 15 rounds.
In the end, all of the numbers of the Glocks got their name from their patent number.
Damn, I like guns & even I didn’t know that
@@zsu-23-4shilka2 now you do.
Went looking for this comment before posting it myself lol.
@@wdf70 well you can always post another comment talking about it. I’d love to see your take on it plus it makes it more likely that people will find a comment about it.
"MOM- i mean, yes :)" -heavenly father being relatable
All this proves is that, no matter what... Badge and friends will always be more wacked than whatever scenario AI could come up with
BADGE?
@@OEpistimonSadge but with badgers skin color
@@BadModder Get fricked, "Badge"
17:47 Bro heavenly couldn’t handle the absolute silence from everyone.
7:44 So I looked it up, and Badger is half right. His name was actually Glen Bell and served in the US Marine Corp during WW2 as a cook.
next one, badger's crew but the punch line is missing
🤔 I need an example
@@Bentelligent "That's how we ship active personnel over seas" but leave out the walmart trebuchet.
"Yooo this is were Michele Obama is from" but leave out O block
@@djglitch2.031 sounds like a good concept, I'll think about it. thanks for the idea
@@Bentelligent 'take 5 five hour energy drinks' just completely random statement
@@jrk16665 Five Hour energy drinks unlocks the forbidden hour
22:58 fun fact, the a-10 30mm gun has enough backward force to cancel out the forward force of one of the engines of the a-10
Think the force of the recoil and engine are roughly 1:1 too, so the plane basically has a front thruster.
@@TheEmeraldSword04 Yeah, the Warthog is the Space Force’s secret testbed for experimenting with multi-vectored thrusting in atmospheric conditions. Crazy how no one’s talking about this obvious fact
American helicopter
Yeah. And the warthog can fly in one engine I think.
@@Cooldude-ko7ps yeah it could fly with one engine, just when it fired, it stalled, so they slapped another engine onto it
3 and a half minutes and I'm on the verge of tears. That's the beauty of Badger and his brogroup of friends.
The AI voices was so funny and that I almost cried as my sides hurt from it.
Badgers content has made me pull a muscle in my sides I was laughing so hard.
0:27 "Yeah i cleared the house... OFF THE FUCKING MAP"😂, damn i love that line
26:36 INCOMING REPAIRS!
27:28 "If they can afford a 3000 dollar fursuit, they can put a 20 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox."
29:08 To put it in pokemon terms, alimony skips the accuracy check.
32:23 Mommy? I MEAN, WHAT?
1:00:00 - "Yiff"
16:38 In Soviet Bloc, i was born and raised, in the gulags where I spent most of my days.
Chilling out, sharing, and being all cool, and drinking some vodka outside of school.
Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland.
I got in three little wars, and Stalin got mad, and said ‘to the gulags you go, with you mom and you dad’.
Lovely improv of the clip.
poetry
This sounds like Fresh prince but the Russian version of it "Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland"
I read this to the rhythm of the song fml
Bars
Digi going absolutely apeshit when getting a chopper is my favorite bit with him on god. His umbridled joy and insanity was amazing
I have been watching this absolute cryptid of a man make videos for almost 6 years at this point and I now realize in retrospect that this badger formed my entire sense of humor
I still love how they shut his whole joke down before he could even start
What I love about Badger’s crew over others like Vanoss’ is that they’re actually, and consistently, funny, as opposed to dishing out content that’s only slightly different than it was, like say, a year ago
My favorite one from so long ago was the black ops 2 compilation
Whomst the fuck is this Vanoss crew that Badger & the bois made irrelevant?
That's why I got sick of The Goons
TL;DR I think you’re right, and Vanoss is a good example of what was good back in the day, but not keeping up to date with trends and humor kills the vibe and makes the content stale.
If I remember right, Vanoss at least used to write out the skits he and his friends did, idk if that’s still the case, but if it is, that would explain a lot. Hard to keep coming up with original material after a good dozen years of posting videos weekly.
They’re probably more off-the-cuff now, but given that they’re centering on that 2010s edgy humor that’s basically only funny when it’s 3AM and you’re with your closest friends, I’m relating to Grouse’s statement of “turn that bullshit channel off, I’m trying to go back to sleep.” It feels like watching a time capsule I dug up after I was there when it was buried in the first place- still kinda cool and funny, but it’s not for me anymore.
@unwantedtryharding5394 the fact that the average people in the video count when from like 7 to 4 and now they mostly do videos base on single game sessions as opposed to multiple.
34:06 gets me everytime because its hilariously true and honestly hip hop and older rap is way better than the rap thats around today
2:48 sounds like those weird cylindrical toys that make an eeeorr sound when you twist it 180 degrees vertically
The best part of this is that Therussianbadgers videos make so little sense that you dont get confused by this.
21:17 Holy shit, I'm crying at that "WOOO-"
Oh by my favorite seat
21:21 actually mark for it
58:59 im at the gym mid workout and i nearly lost my shit laughing at this
BEANS
3:34
How are you EVER ready for a conversation,when it concerns RussianBadger and co.??XD
17:24 I love the sudden drop of quality for this.
ruclips.net/video/EvKTOHVGNbg/видео.htmlsi=lWYFTVv5OXL1O37y
"the enemy is in that direction!"
"sir, eliminating that direction."
9:30 is by far my favorite skit
"Bands so stupid a stack will drop a gamer IQ by 7 points" that shit still pulls my soul out every time 😂😂
Okay, but taking 5 five hour energies to enter the Forbidden Hour is literally just the plot of Persona 3. They just call it the Dark Hour though.
Baby baby baby yeaaaaaah!
Facts tbh
The water allergy thing is weirdly real, and if that guy does have it, God bless his soul because it really is curse.
Literally EVERYTHING HAS WATER IN IT. THE AIR HAS WATER IN IT. HOW CAN A BODY OVER REACT TO SOMETHING THAT COMMON
Rabies my man, literally what rabies is, your body gets fucking INSANELY aggressive and flips the fuck out at you if you try and drink water, imagine a seizure every time you tried to sip a drink. Hence the end result being insanity in its purist form.
(Rabies used to be known as hydrophobia)
@@thezambambo2184his life is never ending pain
@@bleepblock2177 thats pretty hydrophobic of you
Badger: Remember your rockets digi, remember your rockets.
Digi:I ALREADY USED MY ROCKETS YOU THINK I DIDNT USE UP MY ROCKETS IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS!?!!?
who is therussianbadger
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that "gregory, did the beat go off" clip felt like a humor flashbang
Badger genuinely surprised when his anti material rifle goes through material... 23:14
With the passing of cheems this hurt but felt good to come back to, we miss you little flamethrowmer
"Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality"
That's one of the best lines. that really cracked me up.
3:18 the fact this shit happened to me in real life is surprising. Badger really speaking the truth when he’s talking bout random shit.
Except replace wife with girlfriend
You wet yourself when you were 14?
Not gonna lie, I find it oddly wholesome that Stretchy is cool with gang joking about his diabetes condition.
It sucks having deal something like that, but being able to laugh about it makes it all the more bearable.
55:00 this is the one part that made me almost fall out of my chair
Bing going super Saiyan 43:44 made me laugh so hard
It’s like you locked six middle aged men in a room with internet access and just listened to every word they said
It’s amazing
They’re not even middle-aged, Badger’s like 29 or 30 xD
57:59
"There's a bro in my head who calls me shitfuck"
26:05 Didnt expect to have my name shouted out and complimented 🐸🤙
12:05 oh my lord I never laughed harder
No no. He's stabbing me- He's stabbing my uncle!
@@jgtelite2383 WHERMST... like where?
I can't unsee How much Badger Sways While Standing idle in any of His Mocap Animations
Why do i feel like skulker is the kind of guy to put reverb on turtle sex, while increasing and decreasing the gain like a kid plays with the dimmer switch?
*turtle stack
“I gotta do this challenge!”
“YOU ARE CHALLENGED 👿😡”
40:07
Moments like that remind me how great Badger and the bois friendship is.
(Well at least compared to my own old friend group lol)
If you don't mind me asking, what happened with your old group?
@@Opbee12
Basically, they we're rude, made the same jokes over and over, didn't care for others mental health, and nearly convinced my bff to down a bottle of melatonin.
We've made up I guess? We can co-exist in a VC, but idk if I still would call them friends.
Watching this had made me cry the hardest in years. This shit was too funny!!
As a guy with bpd (especially part where i pretty much have a baby's mind), i understand digi's pain
Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer.
C4 lobstah finna go hard 💯💯
You got a bomb in the- *fucking dies*
3:41 ok low key that 1 4 was SMOOTH. Like damn where you get animation software THAT good?!
Source
37:37 The way how the kid said pendejo is just hilarious.
“RussianBadger and crew just saying whatever” is just a summary of every RussianBadger video ever
The fact that this video is an hour 20 mins long and I have already seen each of these clips in the videos they originate from AND I still find I funny really shows how great badger's videoes are
I always love that in the Valentino bag one he just adds jiggle physics, like hmmmmmmmmm
That first clip is quite funny to me because I recently saw an article about how a chess grandmaster was starting the game 'wrong' on purpose because it confused his opponents so they couldn't predict him
Magnus Carlssen, I think. I'm pretty sure Levy Rozman aka GothamChess talked about it at one point
My stomach hurts from laughing so much, this is my type of humor fr
Honestly this just feels like one of his “badgers best of ….” 🤣 thanks for the endless laughs for an hour straight
watching this is both cathartic and stroke-inducing; i love every living second of it.
42:14 Me during Mission 17 of Ace Combat 5
You did not just bring up Operation Supercircus like that...
Rip Chopper
@@benjaminokonski9186 RIP Chopper
7:00
The two kinds of retail workers.
That bit where they cut off the bit 2% in mixed with Heavenly's laughing nearly killed me, I ain't laughed like that in a while🤣
24:49 is so relatable and hilarious, to be honest XD
29:30 i lost it when i saw him say "ight" and fly thru the ceiling--
The microcosm of russianbadger videos:
"I don't think I was prepared for this conversation"
46:00 fun fact: there was an artist who’s alias was “Jack The Dripper” his name was Jack Pollock or Paul Jackson Pollock. He was a famous impressionist. Known for works like No. 3, No. 5 1948, autumn Rhythm, and Convergence.
A full hour and eighteen minutes of wonderful comical bullshittery. Love it.
"I will fucking kill you, if you change the hot dog"
2 seconds later:
"Because with all this inflations Money doesnt even feel real anymore"
I was dying
This is that big ass compilation we needed for Badger’s channel. Thanks for the video, Gamer.
*repair tool noises* 26:36
The moment at 3:02 will always be my fav it just flows so well and explains it so neatly, you cant beat it
the TSA lobster bit got me fucking DECEASED 💀
"he picks that fucker up and says 'you got a _bomb_ in there-" *ungodly amount of bass*
0:40
Only 40 seconds in and I am already proud.
Whermst is like an SCP that does literally nothing but add itself to your vocabulary and forces you to use it whenever possible.