Russianbadger crew just saying whatever (Not OC)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @Bentelligent
    @Bentelligent  Год назад +1976

    I ate my PS5 cuz Starfield came out before Russianbadger uploaded his video.
    ruclips.net/video/Q6hZg8I_CBM/видео.htmlsi=boVVbCXpRgUzlwgx

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN Год назад +49

      Starfield is the worst game of the year after gollum

    • @Boyakishan
      @Boyakishan Год назад +24

      @@Shitposting_IHMNtf is gollum?

    • @Boyakishan
      @Boyakishan Год назад +16

      @@Shitposting_IHMNlike. The gremlin of LOTR?

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN Год назад +12

      @@Boyakishan gollum is a game about that "gremlin" dont buy it, just pirate or watch video's of it, its so bad its funny

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Год назад +33

      @@Shitposting_IHMN I wouldn't know, I don't have an Xbox or pc

  • @drewholmes7356
    @drewholmes7356 Год назад +16467

    As someone in their chat said “this stream is like watching 4 raccoons with internet access.” And that perfectly sums up their crew in a nutshell.

    • @Dogeater-tf7zv
      @Dogeater-tf7zv Год назад +57

      Bumfuzzler

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 Год назад +250

      take the time they were asked "if they could univent one thing in the univere what would it be?"
      some answers given were Photosynthesis, the moon, and the earths crust
      i would have said Cryptocurrency while these guys said Oxegyn

    • @liendro7
      @liendro7 Год назад +43

      ​@@dubstepbee6892what if I say... walls?

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave Год назад +84

      Skulker reading chat: “ ‘this conversation is like watching four raccoons with internet access’? Yeah, yeah pretty much”

    • @aro_ger_
      @aro_ger_ Год назад +39

      41:06 The Clip of it.

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile Год назад +5329

    "Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality" is as much of a classic as "What's the blast radius of that thing?" - "Yes"

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 Год назад +134

      Up there with
      "The rule of God is coming."

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Год назад +59

      Also heavenly telling people who prefired him to go to jail

    • @dinodude5302
      @dinodude5302 Год назад +55

      "you ever seen the pre game lobbies for PUBG when it first came out?"

    • @BloodyMobile
      @BloodyMobile Год назад +26

      @@dinodude5302 I actually didn't, never played it. Which is why I was so thankful for the image in the video that gave me a "rough" idea.
      It's these little things that the editors do, which takes a good video and makes it a great video.
      Shoutout to all you editors out there

    • @dinodude5302
      @dinodude5302 Год назад +21

      @@BloodyMobile I swear to God, bing is one of the greatest and funniest members of the crew

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 Год назад +4289

    7:57
    Fun fact: Taco Bell actually _was_ founded in 1962 by a WW2 vet. His name was Glen Bell, and he was a cook in the US Marine Corps

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Год назад +330

      You learn something new everyday, even if filtered through a s^%&post.

    • @SullySadface
      @SullySadface Год назад +217

      ​@@TheEmeraldSword04You can say "shit" on the internet. I wont tell.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Год назад +158

      @@SullySadface I just don't like swearing in general, I'm just that kind of person.

    • @aordinaryperson8098
      @aordinaryperson8098 Год назад +90

      ​@@TheEmeraldSword04 You don't like swearing? What are you doing on the internet then?

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Год назад +222

      @@aordinaryperson8098 Sharing my passions with others and supporting them in the process!

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Год назад +524

    1:02:51 the regret in Martin’s voice after hearing his own line memed back at him will never get old, it’s like he already regrets saying that line and putting it out into the ether🤣

  • @That1Montoya
    @That1Montoya Год назад +220

    3:06 "one pound, one pan, ONE TASTY MEAL"

  • @IAmGalaxian-bi6co
    @IAmGalaxian-bi6co Год назад +4014

    I get flashbanged everytime Badger mentions his wife because there’s NO CHANCE in my mind that this guy can be in a committed relationship

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs Год назад +613

      well. back in 2016 or something, he made a QnA. in it, he said he had a girlfriend, whom he called pikachu and said he was fine with showing an image of her because "you probably find half of china's population" or something like that
      under the assumption that that girl stayed with his dumbass and married. in which case congrats

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Год назад +410

      "Ruh roh Gamers, Radger's rarried!"

    • @althelor
      @althelor Год назад +276

      ​@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 like zoinks scoob, I thought he was a gamer!

    • @nevebunnygirl7833
      @nevebunnygirl7833 Год назад +179

      i fully believe that he would commit to a long term relationship, but i find it hard to believe he found someone willing to date a youtuber AND get married

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs Год назад +60

      @@nevebunnygirl7833 more of a twitch streamer than a youtuber

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Год назад +5832

    Therussianbadger is what happens when a production company with a real budget animates over the incoherent ramblings of your friend group.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Год назад +121

      It’s a company of one.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 Год назад +49

      Using Source.

    • @sandy_xoxo3
      @sandy_xoxo3 Год назад +56

      a production company? dawg he does this himself on sfm

    • @CarbonPhoenix96
      @CarbonPhoenix96 Год назад +74

      ​@@sandy_xoxo3with a $30,000 mocap rig

    • @sandy_xoxo3
      @sandy_xoxo3 Год назад +39

      humble beginnings.
      now, badger fuckin BALLIN.

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox Год назад +3716

    I love that with Russian Badger's audience there was a non-zero chance the bro who was asking to leak the F-35 manual was serious...

    • @juhovuolinko6446
      @juhovuolinko6446 Год назад +215

      wouldn't be surprised if that was during a WarThunder stream/session either

    • @BaNaNaCeZeT
      @BaNaNaCeZeT Год назад

      @@juhovuolinko6446 It was. The chat window is in-game chat in War Thunder.

    • @dajn._.9213
      @dajn._.9213 Год назад +176

      honestly feel like anyone who plays warthunder has at least one manual or document they shouldn't have, so probably lol

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano Год назад +31

      ​@@juhovuolinko6446 it was you can literally see war thunder in the back ground...

    • @jonathanweaver5310
      @jonathanweaver5310 Год назад +5

      ​@@dajn._.9213😅

  • @amarusa7167
    @amarusa7167 Год назад +351

    40:14 my favorite part of the whole vid, the absolutee joy and chaotic energy emitting from one man's laugh was enough to send me to the after life. goodbye, i've lived a good life.

    • @Phlox_In_A_Nutshell
      @Phlox_In_A_Nutshell 3 месяца назад

      Have fun 👋

    • @MarkPulley-v2o
      @MarkPulley-v2o 2 месяца назад

      Seriously, I was in literally in tears laughing so hard my family became concerned because I had headphones on 😂

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus Год назад +327

    15:44 For some reason I can't get over the mental image of grouse just staring at the ceiling of the bathroom, drool slowly dripping out of the corners of his mouth with his one braincell being microwaved while the rest of the match plays out around him.

  • @djglitch2.031
    @djglitch2.031 Год назад +5142

    This video is like people watching their favorite Russian Badger videos while waiting for the Marvel vs Capcom video.

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Год назад +458

      mark my words, his video will release before Starfield comes out

    • @djglitch2.031
      @djglitch2.031 Год назад +238

      @@Bentelligent Knowing Badger's schedule it will be uploaded sometime next month. His videos release 2-3months depending on the stupidity.

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Год назад +194

      @@djglitch2.031 the fact that "depending on the stupidity" is genuinely a valid measurement for badger and his crew says alot, love that guy.

    • @djglitch2.031
      @djglitch2.031 Год назад +25

      @@kempolar9768 They are amazing

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD Год назад +19

      @@djglitch2.031 His connection's been scuffed lately, you'll get it by Christmas.

  • @keyparrot987
    @keyparrot987 Год назад +804

    23:50 “tell me the name of your god” “bold of you to assume I have one” is the coldest lines I’ve ever heard

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад +71

      “It’d be cooler if God was like a Funko Pop or something.”

    • @marielosvindas1247
      @marielosvindas1247 Год назад +23

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2” That is the- “

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 Год назад +34

      @@marielosvindas1247"DAMN. Tha-"
      "That is how mad Heavenly was."
      "Heavenly was SO MAD, he put a CHAIR through a PLATE GLASS WINDOW, look at this, dawg. Oh my God, Heavenly's mad-"

    • @realsupernova222
      @realsupernova222 8 месяцев назад +11

      "My bullets can't even get through that glass and Heavenly put a chair through it-"

    • @Haymaker24
      @Haymaker24 6 месяцев назад +4

      ⁠@@realsupernova222”God as a Funko Pop?”

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 Год назад +1247

    "I'm in front of your house, I'm taking your staircase like Ed, Edd, n' Eddy" will always be my favourite Skullker bit

  • @OswaldMarcRogers
    @OswaldMarcRogers Год назад +188

    7:44 So I looked it up, and Badger is half right. His name was actually Glen Bell and served in the US Marine Corp during WW2 as a cook.

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Год назад +54

    "Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality"
    That's one of the best lines. that really cracked me up.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Год назад +884

    1:30 Fun Fact: There's actually a sort of felony tomfoolery charge in the US lawbook. I don't remember the exact name but if you've been too much of a nuisance to the public, you **CAN** go to jail for it. Literally the "too silly for Uncle Sam to tolerate" law.

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Год назад +47

      Yeah. That’s not just a US thing.

    • @michaelwilliams9234
      @michaelwilliams9234 Год назад +96

      Yeah bro. Malicious shaboingery.

    • @waynes.wilson6616
      @waynes.wilson6616 11 месяцев назад +51

      Imagine being such a silly little guy you're fucking arrested lmao

    • @oilybat3269
      @oilybat3269 8 месяцев назад +10

      I GOTTA START FUCKING RUNNING

    • @cac_deadlyrang
      @cac_deadlyrang 8 месяцев назад +8

      literally 1984

  • @JohnDoe12345.
    @JohnDoe12345. Год назад +803

    "God damnit Bobby, I told you I didn't wanna invade Iraq." That has no right being as funny as it is. Most of the bits in the insurgency sandstorm vid are so fucking good

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola Год назад +41

      That entire stretch is so fucking funny to me. Especially Pasta with the cut off WOOOOOOOO

    • @JohnDoe12345.
      @JohnDoe12345. Год назад +17

      @@kartikayysola agreed

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад

      *_”STOP BLINDING ME, YOU ASSHOLE; I CAN’T SEE, YOU GOBLIN!”_*

    • @winster32
      @winster32 Год назад +6

      The WOOOOOOO-! actually made me die lol

  • @stuff2927
    @stuff2927 Год назад +2205

    I highly appreciate the fact that you brought in both the old and the new videos into the mix. The Badger's crew is truly timeless.

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Год назад +184

      most of his older videos are gems

    • @stuff2927
      @stuff2927 Год назад +70

      @@Bentelligent Agreed, his R6 era was truly a sight to behold.

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 Год назад +40

      @@stuff2927I love his new videos, but his R6 videos were actually peak

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Год назад +7

      ​@@PassTheMic2006you enjoyed his newest video, then?

    • @Steamboat2016
      @Steamboat2016 Год назад +9

      ​@@PassTheMic2006I see what you're saying but I absolutely loved his fortnite and MvC tournament videos. I've watched each at least 10x

  • @aidenflo24
    @aidenflo24 Год назад +90

    “I gotta do this challenge!”
    “YOU ARE CHALLENGED 👿😡”

  • @emilianoizanagi2245
    @emilianoizanagi2245 Год назад +125

    17:47 Bro heavenly couldn’t handle the absolute silence from everyone.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Год назад +1609

    “Guacamole gamer fart has nothing to do with ruining the housing market, so boomers wouldn’t understand it.”
    Probably my favourite fucking quote in any badger video ever.

    • @hyperstormx3194
      @hyperstormx3194 Год назад +65

      Grouse is physically incapable of missing

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Год назад +52

      @@hyperstormx3194Smart pistol for a mouth

    • @logicaltips4107
      @logicaltips4107 Год назад +22

      ​@@Anonymous-73I'm pretty sure he has a smart core at this point

    • @paskoracer_4644
      @paskoracer_4644 Год назад +5

      "what's the cost raid on this thing? YES"

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Год назад +782

    badger not knowing what an argonian is confirms my suspicion that this is just the airsofter's table at lunch in video game form

    • @DJScootagroov
      @DJScootagroov Год назад +64

      As a guy who sat at the airsofters table as a kid, the vibe is very similar.

  • @FrenchBaguetteTank
    @FrenchBaguetteTank Год назад +480

    "one pound, one pan, one tasty meal" favorite badger quote to this day 🤣

    • @Domart101
      @Domart101 8 месяцев назад +10

      21:13 this part killed me, this LITERALLY killed me because I did not expected that type of FUCKIN insanity

    • @markisshano7334
      @markisshano7334 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Domart101Fucken believe it, because Badger and his crew are literally living brainrot memes and there is no context to be had.

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Domart101 Especially that Cut scream later on 😂

  • @noobabros
    @noobabros Год назад +72

    2:48 sounds like those weird cylindrical toys that make an eeeorr sound when you twist it 180 degrees vertically

  • @merlinm.4387
    @merlinm.4387 Год назад +66

    Digi going absolutely apeshit when getting a chopper is my favorite bit with him on god. His umbridled joy and insanity was amazing

  • @OmegaChimera
    @OmegaChimera Год назад +1010

    I'm sad that my favorite line isn't here:
    "Patterson, fire a warning shot."
    "Sir, this is an M32 Grenade Launcher."
    "Ah, Potato, Potato, just fire it, Patterson."

    • @doofers5003
      @doofers5003 Год назад +18

      That clip is actually what got me into russianbadger

    • @TheNightmareAngelYT
      @TheNightmareAngelYT Год назад +9

      That's how I learned about Russian Badger. lol

    • @ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure
      @ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure 4 месяца назад

      Same here that’s how I learned about bajur

    • @kyewarner9393
      @kyewarner9393 Месяц назад

      Nah the best line is " Wait is fucking Diabetes damage over time "

  • @AnInsaneOstrich
    @AnInsaneOstrich Год назад +187

    25:19 the way Skullker says "Elimated" is just music to my ears for some reason

  • @hecksters423
    @hecksters423 Год назад +447

    SWAWS 0:24
    Badger revived the "SWAWS" meme at Amogus of all places.

  • @jonathangonzales1582
    @jonathangonzales1582 9 месяцев назад +16

    The moment at 3:02 will always be my fav it just flows so well and explains it so neatly, you cant beat it

  • @SpiderkillersInc
    @SpiderkillersInc 4 месяца назад +42

    48:37 “Mr Beast is a cool guy.”
    Get the woodchipper, Badger, we need it.

  • @fixingbutton8144
    @fixingbutton8144 Год назад +588

    Fun fact: in California, it is illegal to name a fish aggressive names

  • @jaewol359
    @jaewol359 Год назад +736

    Hearing the cheems meme hits different now RIP Balltze

    • @drewholmes7356
      @drewholmes7356 Год назад +64

      Man, don’t remind us.
      Just let the little guy live it up there.

    • @gaIIowsCaIibrator
      @gaIIowsCaIibrator Год назад +8

      Ripbozo

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Год назад +21

      How does one say “rest in peace” in cheems? I want to honor our boy

    • @jaewol359
      @jaewol359 Год назад +47

      @@NateSchulte remst in peamce

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth Год назад +9

      @@NateSchulte i would say theres definitely a remst in there but i dont know if peamce would be correct. so its either remst in peace or remst in peamce

  • @digidrveKJ
    @digidrveKJ Год назад +825

    I still can’t believe they can afford all these games, the content for the games, the pc to play them, the Wi-Fi that’s needed to play together and good headsets/mics and soundboards but constantly get sad that they can’t afford real food. God bless America.

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Год назад +94

      They write that shit off on their taxes baybeeeee!!!

    • @leonardusrakapradayan2253
      @leonardusrakapradayan2253 Год назад +69

      ​@@EzekiesAcheronbusiness expenses go brrrrr

    • @DJScootagroov
      @DJScootagroov Год назад +6

      Priorities

    • @phantic_
      @phantic_ Год назад +8

      Bing definitely has a "good headset"

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Год назад +20

      If it's a sponsored game then not only do they get free access but also press accounts, which usually have EVERYTHING unlocked right at the start. He has that for warthunder for example.
      But other than yeah it is kinda insane how much they clearly make. He either makes tons or nothing from RUclips videos themselves since some of them have gotta be demonitised despite getting millions of views. But that stream money, sponsor money and gsupps money must be making BANK.

  • @namenotfound2456
    @namenotfound2456 Год назад +42

    0:27 "Yeah i cleared the house... OFF THE FUCKING MAP"😂, damn i love that line

  • @therubberducky5942
    @therubberducky5942 8 месяцев назад +31

    43:01 that tom and jerry bit, amazing

  • @Muffin.Creations
    @Muffin.Creations Год назад +438

    22:58 fun fact, the a-10 30mm gun has enough backward force to cancel out the forward force of one of the engines of the a-10

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Год назад +37

      Think the force of the recoil and engine are roughly 1:1 too, so the plane basically has a front thruster.

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 Год назад +30

      @@TheEmeraldSword04 Yeah, the Warthog is the Space Force’s secret testbed for experimenting with multi-vectored thrusting in atmospheric conditions. Crazy how no one’s talking about this obvious fact

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Год назад +3

      American helicopter

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps Год назад +3

      Yeah. And the warthog can fly in one engine I think.

    • @kathouse4378
      @kathouse4378 Год назад +5

      @@Cooldude-ko7ps yeah it could fly with one engine, just when it fired, it stalled, so they slapped another engine onto it

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Год назад +474

    16:38 In Soviet Bloc, i was born and raised, in the gulags where I spent most of my days.
    Chilling out, sharing, and being all cool, and drinking some vodka outside of school.
    Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland.
    I got in three little wars, and Stalin got mad, and said ‘to the gulags you go, with you mom and you dad’.

    • @supremeseregios6810
      @supremeseregios6810 Год назад +1

      Lovely improv of the clip.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 Год назад +3

      poetry

    • @Kinzez
      @Kinzez Год назад +5

      This sounds like Fresh prince but the Russian version of it "Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland"

    • @CenturionOfficial
      @CenturionOfficial Год назад

      I read this to the rhythm of the song fml

    • @oilybat3269
      @oilybat3269 8 месяцев назад

      Bars

  • @dealwithit8323
    @dealwithit8323 Год назад +237

    "MOM- i mean, yes :)" -heavenly father being relatable

    • @milanschacht2112
      @milanschacht2112 12 дней назад

      Can i get the link of that video? The clip made me think how polite heavenly becomes after a thirsty opinion.

  • @cjthenarhwalking1378
    @cjthenarhwalking1378 10 месяцев назад +16

    9:00 I love the fact that it was a pilot who looked up at the mention of friendly-fire. Probably a reference to the A-10

  • @Irish_Enderman
    @Irish_Enderman Год назад +20

    The fact that this video is an hour 20 mins long and I have already seen each of these clips in the videos they originate from AND I still find I funny really shows how great badger's videos are

  • @GoodfellaZeta4873
    @GoodfellaZeta4873 Год назад +251

    26:36 INCOMING REPAIRS!
    27:28 "If they can afford a 3000 dollar fursuit, they can put a 20 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox."
    29:08 To put it in pokemon terms, alimony skips the accuracy check.
    32:23 Mommy? I MEAN, WHAT?

    • @gold3987
      @gold3987 Год назад +13

      1:00:00 - "Yiff"

  • @CrossfeetGaming
    @CrossfeetGaming Год назад +418

    All this proves is that, no matter what... Badge and friends will always be more wacked than whatever scenario AI could come up with

    • @OEpistimon
      @OEpistimon Год назад +9

      BADGE?

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder Год назад +14

      ​@@OEpistimonSadge but with badgers skin color

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 Год назад +3

      @@BadModder Get fricked, "Badge"

  • @thinman25
    @thinman25 Год назад +141

    21:17 Holy shit, I'm crying at that "WOOO-"

  • @venuztrvp
    @venuztrvp Год назад +25

    "Bands so stupid a stack will drop a gamer IQ by 7 points" that shit still pulls my soul out every time 😂😂

  • @AFunnyMemeGuy343
    @AFunnyMemeGuy343 Год назад +32

    Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer.

    • @ARandomVogon
      @ARandomVogon Год назад +1

      C4 lobstah finna go hard 💯💯

    • @waynes.wilson6616
      @waynes.wilson6616 11 месяцев назад

      You got a bomb in the- *fucking dies*

    • @BubbaFett450
      @BubbaFett450 5 месяцев назад

      "You got a bomb in there?"

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 Год назад +79

    17:24 I love the sudden drop of quality for this.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/EvKTOHVGNbg/видео.htmlsi=lWYFTVv5OXL1O37y

  • @polarbear4830
    @polarbear4830 Год назад +200

    The best part of this is that Therussianbadgers videos make so little sense that you dont get confused by this.

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief Год назад +515

    What I love about Badger’s crew over others like Vanoss’ is that they’re actually, and consistently, funny, as opposed to dishing out content that’s only slightly different than it was, like say, a year ago

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 Год назад +21

      My favorite one from so long ago was the black ops 2 compilation

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад

      Whomst the fuck is this Vanoss crew that Badger & the bois made irrelevant?

    • @WSlopeAggie
      @WSlopeAggie Год назад +5

      That's why I got sick of The Goons

    • @unwantedtryharding5394
      @unwantedtryharding5394 Год назад +17

      TL;DR I think you’re right, and Vanoss is a good example of what was good back in the day, but not keeping up to date with trends and humor kills the vibe and makes the content stale.
      If I remember right, Vanoss at least used to write out the skits he and his friends did, idk if that’s still the case, but if it is, that would explain a lot. Hard to keep coming up with original material after a good dozen years of posting videos weekly.
      They’re probably more off-the-cuff now, but given that they’re centering on that 2010s edgy humor that’s basically only funny when it’s 3AM and you’re with your closest friends, I’m relating to Grouse’s statement of “turn that bullshit channel off, I’m trying to go back to sleep.” It feels like watching a time capsule I dug up after I was there when it was buried in the first place- still kinda cool and funny, but it’s not for me anymore.

    • @taptiotrevizo9415
      @taptiotrevizo9415 Год назад +5

      ​@unwantedtryharding5394 the fact that the average people in the video count when from like 7 to 4 and now they mostly do videos base on single game sessions as opposed to multiple.

  • @thefrog101
    @thefrog101 Год назад +54

    26:05 Didnt expect to have my name shouted out and complimented 🐸🤙

  • @Dr.Manninton
    @Dr.Manninton Год назад +8

    0:22 I just absolutely love this bit because of the music, it feels like a moron montage and I'm addicted to it

  • @lyre6820
    @lyre6820 Год назад +79

    "i fear no man, except the white man who will gentrify O block"
    that sent me wheezing into the air like a cartoon balloon

  • @jrk1666
    @jrk1666 Год назад +479

    next one, badger's crew but the punch line is missing

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Год назад +61

      🤔 I need an example

    • @djglitch2.031
      @djglitch2.031 Год назад +87

      @@Bentelligent "That's how we ship active personnel over seas" but leave out the walmart trebuchet.
      "Yooo this is were Michele Obama is from" but leave out O block

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Год назад +58

      @@djglitch2.031 sounds like a good concept, I'll think about it. thanks for the idea

    • @jrk1666
      @jrk1666 Год назад +21

      @@Bentelligent 'take 5 five hour energy drinks' just completely random statement

    • @davidwilems8915
      @davidwilems8915 Год назад +8

      @@jrk16665 Five Hour energy drinks unlocks the forbidden hour

  • @noimcj
    @noimcj Год назад +63

    "the enemy is in that direction!"
    "sir, eliminating that direction."

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 11 месяцев назад +9

    Whermst is like an SCP that does literally nothing but add itself to your vocabulary and forces you to use it whenever possible.

  • @njasupposedly
    @njasupposedly Год назад +8

    watching this is both cathartic and stroke-inducing; i love every living second of it.

  • @somedingusidk1242
    @somedingusidk1242 Год назад +157

    I still love how they shut his whole joke down before he could even start

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 Год назад +136

    1:13:58 just in case you were wondering I found this about glocks.
    As a whole, the Glock pistols are given numbers that are based on the patent numbers issued to Gaston Glock. The first Glock to receive a patent and reach the firearm market is the 9 x 19 mm Parabellum model, which is the Glock 17. There is a common misconception that the Glock 17 is named because the magazine holds 17 rounds. This is simply not the case and is a pleasant coincidence. The Glock 17 is given this number because it was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent. It was introduced in 1982 and several modifications have been made since that time.
    The next model issued was the Glock 18. Again, this pistol is named for the patent number. While this may not be the most popular Glock, it is useful under very specific circumstances. This pistol was actually developed specifically for Austrian counter-terrorism forces. It is a selective-fire variant of the original Glock 17.
    Along with the Glock 17, the most popular Glock is the Glock 19. Basically, this is a compact version of the Glock 17. It has even been labeled as “compact” by the manufacturer itself. The barrel and pistol grip are slightly shorter than the Glock 17 and the magazine has been reduced to 15 rounds.
    In the end, all of the numbers of the Glocks got their name from their patent number.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Год назад +2

      Damn, I like guns & even I didn’t know that

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 Год назад +2

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2 now you do.

    • @wdf70
      @wdf70 9 месяцев назад +2

      Went looking for this comment before posting it myself lol.

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@wdf70 well you can always post another comment talking about it. I’d love to see your take on it plus it makes it more likely that people will find a comment about it.

    • @Kaotix19
      @Kaotix19 5 месяцев назад

      @@wdf70 haha same!

  • @GhostfaceRocks
    @GhostfaceRocks Год назад +102

    The water allergy thing is weirdly real, and if that guy does have it, God bless his soul because it really is curse.

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 Год назад +9

      Literally EVERYTHING HAS WATER IN IT. THE AIR HAS WATER IN IT. HOW CAN A BODY OVER REACT TO SOMETHING THAT COMMON

    • @ShortKingofKings
      @ShortKingofKings Год назад +2

      Rabies my man, literally what rabies is, your body gets fucking INSANELY aggressive and flips the fuck out at you if you try and drink water, imagine a seizure every time you tried to sip a drink. Hence the end result being insanity in its purist form.
      (Rabies used to be known as hydrophobia)

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@thezambambo2184his life is never ending pain

    • @BEE-ew1nb
      @BEE-ew1nb 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@bleepblock2177 thats pretty hydrophobic of you

    • @thegerblinradio
      @thegerblinradio 4 месяца назад

      @@thezambambo2184if it’s any help, it’s probably an allergy to cold water! It’s called cold urticaria I think?

  • @agentlonestar007
    @agentlonestar007 Год назад +6

    Perfect. All the mental stimulation of watching a Badger vid, except I don't have to hunt down another video to watch, cutting off my dopamine supply for up to 10 seconds. (It's vital.)

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings Год назад +33

    40:07
    Moments like that remind me how great Badger and the bois friendship is.
    (Well at least compared to my own old friend group lol)

    • @Opbee12
      @Opbee12 11 месяцев назад

      If you don't mind me asking, what happened with your old group?

    • @aydinmakesthings
      @aydinmakesthings 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Opbee12
      Basically, they we're rude, made the same jokes over and over, didn't care for others mental health, and nearly convinced my bff to down a bottle of melatonin.
      We've made up I guess? We can co-exist in a VC, but idk if I still would call them friends.

  • @notsaying7015
    @notsaying7015 Год назад +60

    Badger genuinely surprised when his anti material rifle goes through material... 23:14

  • @paskettidinner
    @paskettidinner Год назад +62

    that "gregory, did the beat go off" clip felt like a humor flashbang

  • @Mctoaster73
    @Mctoaster73 Год назад +104

    3:18 the fact this shit happened to me in real life is surprising. Badger really speaking the truth when he’s talking bout random shit.

  • @Jerry_Danger_Haught
    @Jerry_Danger_Haught Год назад +16

    Honestly this just feels like one of his “badgers best of ….” 🤣 thanks for the endless laughs for an hour straight

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 9 месяцев назад +17

    3:41 ok low key that 1 4 was SMOOTH. Like damn where you get animation software THAT good?!

    • @N_iscool
      @N_iscool 7 месяцев назад +1

      Source

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 5 месяцев назад

      He uses motion capture

  • @Smellbringer
    @Smellbringer Год назад +148

    Okay, but taking 5 five hour energies to enter the Forbidden Hour is literally just the plot of Persona 3. They just call it the Dark Hour though.

  • @johnnysalery7383
    @johnnysalery7383 Год назад +59

    Not gonna lie, I find it oddly wholesome that Stretchy is cool with gang joking about his diabetes condition.
    It sucks having deal something like that, but being able to laugh about it makes it all the more bearable.

  • @bathtubmeggee7751
    @bathtubmeggee7751 Год назад +49

    I have been watching this absolute cryptid of a man make videos for almost 6 years at this point and I now realize in retrospect that this badger formed my entire sense of humor

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger 10 месяцев назад +4

    Watching this video on the cusp of passing out due to sleep-deprivation really makes you _feel_ like you're experiencing brain-rot.

  • @devonmcgrann1840
    @devonmcgrann1840 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love how spot on the time stamp was for Free Bird

  • @dingus4260
    @dingus4260 Год назад +176

    Pendejo kid 37:21 is my absolute favorite thing in this whole compilation 😂😂

    • @winster32
      @winster32 Год назад +14

      “I don’t wanna play anymore.”
      LMAO

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort 8 месяцев назад +4

      AR AR AR AR
      AR AR AR

    • @monsterfanatic5344
      @monsterfanatic5344 7 месяцев назад +2

      The way he says it is amazing

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Год назад +52

    57:59
    "There's a bro in my head who calls me shitfuck"

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Год назад +68

    3 and a half minutes and I'm on the verge of tears. That's the beauty of Badger and his brogroup of friends.
    The AI voices was so funny and that I almost cried as my sides hurt from it.

    • @RRed19
      @RRed19 Год назад +5

      Badgers content has made me pull a muscle in my sides I was laughing so hard.

  • @robyoung2204
    @robyoung2204 Год назад +7

    Badger and friends: decide to start a podcast highlighting and reliving there greatest gaming quotes and moments
    5 mins later: the fbi are at there door

  • @annalieseboldt82
    @annalieseboldt82 9 месяцев назад +4

    46:00 fun fact: there was an artist who’s alias was “Jack The Dripper” his name was Jack Pollock or Paul Jackson Pollock. He was a famous impressionist. Known for works like No. 3, No. 5 1948, autumn Rhythm, and Convergence.

  • @grizzlybear352
    @grizzlybear352 Год назад +31

    I can't unsee How much Badger Sways While Standing idle in any of His Mocap Animations

  • @cjhanley4032
    @cjhanley4032 Год назад +26

    Badger: Remember your rockets digi, remember your rockets.
    Digi:I ALREADY USED MY ROCKETS YOU THINK I DIDNT USE UP MY ROCKETS IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS!?!!?

  • @supriseddragon6737
    @supriseddragon6737 Год назад +195

    Watching this had made me cry the hardest in years. This shit was too funny!!

  • @donovanphillips6278
    @donovanphillips6278 Год назад +10

    1:10 The weird thing is that an allergy to water is a real, documented condition. There's this one lady who breaks out it rashes, hives, etc. every time she showers.

    • @Ralsiefan
      @Ralsiefan 5 месяцев назад

      But aren't human bodies 80% water

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Год назад +7

    Badger says "God as a funko pop", Heavenly starts responding to that, and then it just cuts to a chair stuck into bulletproof glass.

  • @GB-tc4hr
    @GB-tc4hr Год назад +98

    It’s like you locked six middle aged men in a room with internet access and just listened to every word they said
    It’s amazing

    • @teencomment
      @teencomment Год назад +7

      They’re not even middle-aged, Badger’s like 29 or 30 xD

  • @Nathaniel2323
    @Nathaniel2323 Год назад +85

    58:59 im at the gym mid workout and i nearly lost my shit laughing at this

  • @elijahbrown3096
    @elijahbrown3096 Год назад +14

    the TSA lobster bit got me fucking DECEASED 💀
    "he picks that fucker up and says 'you got a _bomb_ in there-" *ungodly amount of bass*

  • @SanguineDoe
    @SanguineDoe Год назад +8

    I feel like Badger has the experience to be a professional mocap actor at this point with that mocap suit of his lmao

  • @saprogeist31
    @saprogeist31 Год назад +3

    the pixelation filter on the captions for the lower-quality audio
    ...absolutely SLAYS me

  • @tematoflakes
    @tematoflakes Год назад +19

    With the passing of cheems this hurt but felt good to come back to, we miss you little flamethrowmer

  • @Masn157
    @Masn157 Год назад +15

    I always love that in the Valentino bag one he just adds jiggle physics, like hmmmmmmmmm

  • @pixelskull6539
    @pixelskull6539 Год назад +21

    man i needed this today, thanks brudda

  • @Zenogleasiaphoria
    @Zenogleasiaphoria Год назад +3

    Their has only ever been one moment where I’ve been closer to saying hi to the reaper then when choking on water because I couldn’t resist laughing at your video, keep up the great work!

    • @Zenogleasiaphoria
      @Zenogleasiaphoria Год назад

      I am being honest I couldn’t breathe for a full twenty seconds, holy fuck that was good!

  • @mattozzie836
    @mattozzie836 Год назад +4

    Thank you for making this. Now I've got something I can always go back and watch if I ever really need a laugh.

    • @Opbee12
      @Opbee12 11 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @minddevastation508
    @minddevastation508 Год назад +64

    Why do i feel like skulker is the kind of guy to put reverb on turtle sex, while increasing and decreasing the gain like a kid plays with the dimmer switch?

    • @tailnowag8753
      @tailnowag8753 Год назад +14

      *turtle stack

    • @thegerblinradio
      @thegerblinradio 4 месяца назад +2

      …Let’s not give him ideas. He *will* use them LMAO

  • @Queend1psh1t
    @Queend1psh1t Год назад +17

    "I will fucking kill you, if you change the hot dog"
    2 seconds later:
    "Because with all this inflations Money doesnt even feel real anymore"
    I was dying

  • @sarahharrell9136
    @sarahharrell9136 Год назад +18

    That bit where they cut off the bit 2% in mixed with Heavenly's laughing nearly killed me, I ain't laughed like that in a while🤣

  • @goldchris1111
    @goldchris1111 Год назад +49

    34:06 gets me everytime because its hilariously true and honestly hip hop and older rap is way better than the rap thats around today

  • @BraedenRoss-t6w
    @BraedenRoss-t6w 2 месяца назад +5

    4:24 I named my warframe ship this and never looked back

  • @Crux___
    @Crux___ Год назад +15

    “RussianBadger and crew just saying whatever” is just a summary of every RussianBadger video ever

  • @_victonk
    @_victonk Год назад +30

    55:00 this is the one part that made me almost fall out of my chair

  • @Moracher
    @Moracher Год назад +52

    9:30 is by far my favorite skit

  • @九-f7c
    @九-f7c Год назад +4

    Im absolutely thankful for adding subtitles by default cuz im baked af rn and i cant understand anythin if i just use my ears