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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Edited highlights from some live-stream moments on the VR shooter "Onward".
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble​

Комментарии • 4,2 тыс.

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 3 года назад +7276

    It’s great that Soviet’s reaction every time he’s given a gun is to aim it at himself or his teammates.
    Just instinct

    • @Jeragon186
      @Jeragon186 3 года назад +42

      Is #77 Valteri Bottas says, “Traditions.”

    • @LordSerion
      @LordSerion 3 года назад +22

      He just casually offed himself after shooting his teammate in cold blood...

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 3 года назад +5

      And he mocks American gun owners

    • @domesticatedpanda
      @domesticatedpanda 3 года назад +8

      He knows where the real threat is

    • @stormrunner4081
      @stormrunner4081 3 года назад +5

      It’s not zf playing if there isn’t at least one friendly fire death

  • @grxveyard5304
    @grxveyard5304 3 года назад +9823

    the laser sight move in the 3v3 was literally the most genius move i've ever seen done in a game like this, i wish other FPS games allowed us to do stuff like that

    • @skyviper4783
      @skyviper4783 3 года назад +671

      Thats something you would see in a god damn movie

    • @Phrew
      @Phrew 3 года назад +498

      I'm pretty sure it's possible to do that in Tarkov. I've seen people drop a bunch of pistols with turned on flashlights on the ground and other surfaces to confuse and blind enemies.

    • @EGPuiu
      @EGPuiu 3 года назад +348

      @@Phrew Yeah, tarkov allows these kinds of plays because lasers and flashlights stay turned on on guns at all times. There are corridors in certain buildings being fought like that. Also the use of thermal with a smoke nade is another useful tactic in tarkov

    • @bloodprince9779
      @bloodprince9779 3 года назад +216

      Honestly too bad we couldnt hear reactions for it from the opponents or his team

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 3 года назад +89

      @@EGPuiu depends, if the smoke is phosphor that should block Thermal due to the heat reaction

  • @daslynnter9841
    @daslynnter9841 3 года назад +10689

    12:55 imagine training your whole adult life in spec ops life then dying to an english guy who just yells surprise, he fell for it! and laughs manically in the distance as you bleed out

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 2 года назад +369

      And also as HE bleeds out right after your teammate shot him.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 2 года назад +322

      That's just Agincourt isn't it?

    • @charlieverrall4436
      @charlieverrall4436 2 года назад +104

      @@redeye4516 I can't express how much I love this comment

    • @jacobllamas8864
      @jacobllamas8864 2 года назад +25

      Fueled by PTSD

    • @oldtimer4791
      @oldtimer4791 2 года назад +15

      I did the same but tea bagged all of them while tasering the last guy in the nuts, I borrowed the a pistol from one of my teammates who then blew up their corpses with c4

  • @Professional_Rookie
    @Professional_Rookie 3 года назад +8664

    Are we all choosing to just ignore womble throwing an unlit molotov at the enemy, assuming it would just magically ignite?

    • @_stxlas
      @_stxlas 3 года назад +219

      lmao i didnt even realize

    • @Professional_Rookie
      @Professional_Rookie 3 года назад +518

      Holy shit i got a heart react from womble. Im so happy i could light a molotov

    • @nintendoborn
      @nintendoborn 3 года назад +41

      @@Professional_Rookie I noticed and I expected someone to have commented on it

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 3 года назад +114

      eh he had a 50/50 chance of it working cuz game mechanics be stupid like that sometimes.

    • @hafizuprojikmajujaya4714
      @hafizuprojikmajujaya4714 3 года назад +14

      Yes....but i was wondering if he need to lit it first in the game

  • @sirtheopolis5085
    @sirtheopolis5085 3 года назад +9393

    I was completely shocked at womble showing he had more than one brain cell when he made that laser pointer play

    • @Serenity-ul2pl
      @Serenity-ul2pl 3 года назад +452

      the second brain cell got him to #11 on trending

    • @NickDaGamer1998
      @NickDaGamer1998 3 года назад +53

      @@Serenity-ul2pl #8 now

    • @kristinnmar8415
      @kristinnmar8415 3 года назад +47

      @@Serenity-ul2pl 6# now

    • @bananarama3624
      @bananarama3624 3 года назад +73

      Hilariously this is exactly what I expected of him, just that it would somehow backfire

    • @Maskami
      @Maskami 3 года назад +7

      yeah that was fucking incredible

  • @inapants52
    @inapants52 3 года назад +8398

    Imagine hearing the joyful homicidal laughter of someone yelling “he fell for it” irl. Instant PTSD

    • @danielfarfudinov3193
      @danielfarfudinov3193 3 года назад +329

      I'd just go home if I was the third guy

    • @bananarama3624
      @bananarama3624 3 года назад +358

      Reminds me of watching a war clip in Afghanistan where they dressed dummy on the end of a long pole to mess with a sniper. They would peak him over the side of the building and you would hear multiple cracks of a sniper being shot then they'd bring it back in and the guys would laugh at it.
      I found it on reddit and it was pretty entertaining

    • @theblank-cc9fu
      @theblank-cc9fu 3 года назад +16

      @@bananarama3624 can you link it?

    • @odysmar619
      @odysmar619 3 года назад +61

      @@theblank-cc9fu ruclips.net/video/UJ0Xs8jHX4A/видео.html Pretty sure this is the same video, even though it says syria

    • @imhulki463
      @imhulki463 3 года назад +18

      Especially after seeing two of your friends dying.

  • @n1cocraft988
    @n1cocraft988 3 года назад +6597

    That lasersight distraction play at the end is actually brilliant😂

    • @wackysparrow1768
      @wackysparrow1768 3 года назад +286

      I really hope the enemies could hear his hysterical lagh as he ran off.

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven 3 года назад +202

      It looks so amazing because you can never do that in other shooter games.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 года назад +26

      pro strat right there

    • @tridder
      @tridder 3 года назад +70

      I think that might the smartest play Soviet ever did.

    • @seanayres5
      @seanayres5 3 года назад +71

      This is the beauty of VR. No other type of game lets you do something like that.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 года назад +666

    "I've assumed grenades bounce"
    That's just womble's luck - he FINALLY learns a thing about 'nades and they change the rules on him

    • @Venompool-ms8lm
      @Venompool-ms8lm 2 года назад +45

      Hé was also throwing it at a wall facing him so it would still bounce back at him

  • @yakee321123
    @yakee321123 3 года назад +8145

    That ending was genius! I've missed these absolute madmen.

    • @abramrexjoaquin7513
      @abramrexjoaquin7513 3 года назад +224

      Bruh! I did that same tactic in airsoft. Fuckin' worked like a charm.
      Dark room cqb, flashlight on. Solo flanking defence. Killed 4 out of 10. Cheeky buggers flanking our spawn.

    • @dragex6582
      @dragex6582 3 года назад +181

      Considering he got 2 of the three AND lived to withdraw? Yep.

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 3 года назад +12

      @@abramrexjoaquin7513 good af

    • @gaiuscaesar3841
      @gaiuscaesar3841 3 года назад +222

      Imagine seeing two of your friends get slaughtered in front of you and the culprit just runs away while his giggling echos through the metro station.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +20

      @@dragex6582
      The one must be panicking .
      Plus, I don't think that one knew that red dot was fake since the one who saw it instantly died.

  • @load_out
    @load_out 3 года назад +3336

    That last play has to be the smartest Womble has ever been

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 года назад +166

      I mean the entire group is actually really experienced in coming up with and executing tactics... they just give zero fucks lmao

    • @load_out
      @load_out 3 года назад +105

      @@scout360pyroz I was gonna say they have their moments of being smart but they also have their moments of let’s say…..being Cyanaide

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 года назад +28

      @@load_out that really needs to be a meme, being a cyanide

    • @load_out
      @load_out 3 года назад +20

      @@dionjaywoollaston1349 *munching noises intensifies*

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 года назад +70

      @@load_out I believe it was cyanide who came up with the genius culling strategy of outhealing the gas.
      Never forget that it was Cyanide who knifed NBK lol.

  • @rafaelpurnama1987
    @rafaelpurnama1987 3 года назад +2021

    i love how zf's grenade throwing skill has only worsened over the last several years to the point that the grenades themselves _reject_ being held in the hands of zf members and simply fling themselves away from the clutches of its user

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 3 года назад +4

      Since they mastered voodoo they dont need any grenades anymore :D (one of the vietnam bullshitteries contained a "how voodoo works" scene

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 3 года назад +7

      ...And then he pulls a frag out of a drum mag.

    • @S0dapop583
      @S0dapop583 2 года назад +2

      Nobody tell ZF about explosive ammunition.

    • @devolo5947
      @devolo5947 2 года назад +5

      @@S0dapop583 im hearing 9 doomsday round

    • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
      @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 2 года назад +1

      "How do grenades work?" "You're asking the WRONG FUCKING CLAN.."

  • @YourBestFriendreally
    @YourBestFriendreally 3 года назад +4759

    I love that ending, can easily imagine a heavily wounded soviet limping away after scoring two cheeky kills, giggling himself to sleep as he bleeds out 20 feet away.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  3 года назад +23719

    So can I just put out a BUYERS BEWARE notice on the VR shooter "Onward".
    Last year the game received a major patch to allow cross-play with some VR hardware that Facebook are working on. Which included some pretty significant graphical DOWNGRADES to the PC version. For the curious, there are side-by-side comparisons available on RUclips.
    I do not feel qualified to say whether this was good or bad for the game and can only vaguely speculate whether such moves are good or bad for VR in general. But I can unequivocally tell you that it enraged a lot of customers. Who saw a drastic change in graphical quality overnight. One only need browse the steam reviews from last year to see the extent of the anger.
    I need to warn my viewers that the game probably does NOT look like the above video anymore. This isn't representative of what came after version 1.8. Please seek other videos before making any purchasing decisions. Thank you.

    • @dolgolae
      @dolgolae 3 года назад +900

      Thanks for the warning

    • @trevorcordell7336
      @trevorcordell7336 3 года назад +68

      Ahhhh

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus 3 года назад +349

      Cheers, man. Helps us all out.

    • @Sotergarm
      @Sotergarm 3 года назад +196

      Thanks for the notice, Soviet.

    • @noah4430
      @noah4430 3 года назад +271

      game sucks now and is infested with children

  • @discordsmorgan2023
    @discordsmorgan2023 3 года назад +2976

    "It's either madness or genius and I don't know which."
    - Literally ZF in a nutshell

    • @kaelkirkby9191
      @kaelkirkby9191 3 года назад +35

      You’d be surprised how often those to coincide

    • @shadowsnake5133
      @shadowsnake5133 3 года назад +21

      @@kaelkirkby9191 and that's why I only learn fundamentals and wing it from there, works in most situations, and usually you'll create a style that works from there, one usually based on wild card bullshit if you're known for causing havoc, the best word in the dictionary besides chaos and fuck.

    • @Bloke-98
      @Bloke-98 3 года назад +9

      It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo 3 года назад +3

      It is well known that the only difference between bravery and stupidity is outcome.

  • @XxIPHANTOMZxX
    @XxIPHANTOMZxX 3 года назад +676

    Imagine, the last thing you ever hear/see after being shot is some guy running away laughing and shouting he fell for it

  • @michaelbaker1508
    @michaelbaker1508 3 года назад +782

    The sheer joy. "He fell for it. He fucking fell for it." He was so proud of himself.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 года назад +3368

    OK, no joke, that end play with the laser sight was badass.

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 3 года назад +83

      That was some Jason Borne shit right there

    • @kenGPT
      @kenGPT 3 года назад +26

      Pro gamer move

    • @carljohngallardo8133
      @carljohngallardo8133 3 года назад +56

      until he yelled you fell for it and starting giggling like a girl AHAHAHA

    • @stspy212
      @stspy212 3 года назад +60

      Soviet is the living embodiment of the Idiot Savant, which makes him really quite dangerous. 95% of the time he's training us to expect incompetence, but then 5% of the time he hits us like a goddamned tactical freight train.

  • @UnasGamingChannel
    @UnasGamingChannel 2 года назад +761

    0:32 makes me laugh everytime.
    "No. No no no"
    *Single ominous gunshot from execution*

    • @alexcarter3412
      @alexcarter3412 Год назад +23

      Ww1 officer ASMR

    • @user-zz9mc3ym5d
      @user-zz9mc3ym5d Год назад +4

      ​@@alexcarter3412"he's yellow!" - Sergeant Ripper

    • @IversonPaul-lh6ys
      @IversonPaul-lh6ys 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-zz9mc3ym5d I loved that episode of tales of the crypt

  • @jensreiberg8086
    @jensreiberg8086 3 года назад +6921

    I've gotten so accustomed to the ZF boys being what they are that the last play with the laserpointer completly blindsided me.

    • @baldeaglenor7156
      @baldeaglenor7156 3 года назад +309

      I think it was all those thousands of hours on Arma that finally came down to this ultimate tactical move.

    • @cthulhufhtagn7520
      @cthulhufhtagn7520 3 года назад +309

      I heard they're actually really good from people who've played Arma with them, womble just only leaves in the dumb shit

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 года назад +225

      @@cthulhufhtagn7520 yeah thats why its called bullshittery not awesomeclippery

    • @cthulhufhtagn7520
      @cthulhufhtagn7520 2 года назад +1

      @@suppar8066 kick rocks

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 2 года назад +66

      @@cthulhufhtagn7520 i dont get what you mean(english isnt my first language so i dont know all proverbs/sayings)
      But i surely wont kick rocks, that would hurt my feet man

  • @someflyguylul
    @someflyguylul 3 года назад +4380

    The only person to ever make me drop everything I'm doing and watch him

    • @andrew33
      @andrew33 3 года назад +6

      True

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear conor

    • @oskawurmli9600
      @oskawurmli9600 3 года назад +6

      He is the messiah

    • @jesseservin4012
      @jesseservin4012 3 года назад +2

      What about Nordern?

    • @RicwiBanor
      @RicwiBanor 3 года назад +10

      Well its easy when he only calls for 10 minutes of your time every 3 months

  • @redshepardgames
    @redshepardgames 3 года назад +1094

    That ending was pure genius, for someone so suicidal and homicidal its nice to see a brain cell once in a while!

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 3 года назад +40

      It was his time to use the brain cell. It's like the Fate Witches and the one eye ball lol

    • @코미디
      @코미디 3 года назад +3

      @@baseballjustin5 EXACTLY

    • @Lichor2369
      @Lichor2369 3 года назад +3

      Yeah it was impressive, honestly made my mouth drop in amazement..

  • @jelleluyten5017
    @jelleluyten5017 2 года назад +403

    4:00 is peak ZF, the kind of bungled actions you expect in a comedy or satire.
    Shoot at enemy soldiers then gather around to discuss what is and isn't a suppressor without relocating or confirming kills.

  • @judgem0rt1s23
    @judgem0rt1s23 3 года назад +4761

    1:33 This is easily my favorite part. Someone in the background being weird, he gets shot, person who shot him says "I fixed it" the same way someone figures out why one light bulb isn't turning on like the others. Womble and the other guy both saying "Thank you" at the same time with the exact same tone of voice as the problem solver just makes this scene magical.

    • @CazuhLynn
      @CazuhLynn 3 года назад +259

      And then the immediate "Right go ahead" so they can again focus on what they were doing before.

    • @Mcford70
      @Mcford70 3 года назад +21

      THANK YOU

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 3 года назад +24

      This scene made me realize how similar
      "God Fu*king Damnit Guys" and "Calm The Fu*k Down Guys" sound so similar

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 2 года назад +74

      It’s like a comedy sketch from Monty Python but it’s not scripted.

    • @vincentvalenzuela5718
      @vincentvalenzuela5718 2 года назад +29

      Immediately followed by the spontaneous non verbally communicated shooting down of the drone and follow up shots. Theyre all so in sync

  • @hueghh3775
    @hueghh3775 3 года назад +757

    Fun fact: In certain states, it's *perfectly legal* to own a tank with a few conditions. It has to be:
    - Entirely incapable of using its weapons
    - Known to exist by the National Guard and local police.
    You also can't drive it on most highways.
    Which means it's entirely possible that someone owned that tank in the suburbs.

    • @Skorpychan
      @Skorpychan 3 года назад +79

      Completely legal in the UK, but you need licenses for the tracks and the weight class to drive on the road.
      The machineguns are very illegal, but you can actually get a license for the main gun to be usable.

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 года назад +45

      It also needs rubber treads so it doesn't tear up the road.

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 3 года назад +31

      @@Skorpychan oh sure you can fire a god damn heatsabo but dont you dare get a machine gun im sorry this is the one time we get to make fun of yalls gun laws.

    • @M4GG0TK1NG
      @M4GG0TK1NG 3 года назад +2

      There's a place in Ohio iirc that you can pay to to drive the dude's tanks around and he'll set up cara for you to run over and shit to drive through etc.

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 3 года назад +23

      @@Skorpychan Why the fuck are you allowed a goddamn 120mm cannon but you're not allowed to have a bow outside of your own house.

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 3 года назад +1433

    Yooo that laser move is totally from the movie Kickass when Hit Girl took off her flash light.

    • @Pointillax
      @Pointillax 3 года назад +92

      Why did I read "fleshlight" ? I have a problem

    • @shradgamer8116
      @shradgamer8116 3 года назад +3

      Yo when new video Comin bro?

    • @sadarka1
      @sadarka1 3 года назад +3

      @@Pointillax i also did

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 года назад +8

      @@Pointillax wanna buy one? I can get one very cheap, it's pretty much new as well.

    • @TheSquidNinja
      @TheSquidNinja 3 года назад +1

      Or Netflix's Punisher

  • @nullhazard7569
    @nullhazard7569 3 года назад +356

    I love how SovietWomble proves to the random dude he's SovietWomble by shooting him in the face.

    • @robertjeffrey1872
      @robertjeffrey1872 3 года назад +6

      Poor way to prove yourself - everyone in ZF would do that!

  • @Azusuki
    @Azusuki 3 года назад +531

    5:38 This whole scene, from the slow gun lowering with negotiation to the quick flick from Soviet to the last guy is just full of cinematic values. I can imagine it being a game trailer and cuts to black right after that flick

    • @volcanicus3459
      @volcanicus3459 3 года назад +14

      it reminds me of one of the scenes in pirates of the Caribbean

    • @gravityfel7896
      @gravityfel7896 3 года назад

      Reservoir Dogs

  • @JustChadYT
    @JustChadYT 3 года назад +984

    Man that play at the end was just perfection, a truly galaxy-brain play.

    • @simonnilsson8375
      @simonnilsson8375 3 года назад

      Ye I agree. Insane play. Unfortunate that everyone get spammed by the bots above.

  • @callumjennings6336
    @callumjennings6336 3 года назад +214

    9:11 That was the most Xcom moment I've seen outside of Xcom.

  • @MarsAttack23
    @MarsAttack23 3 года назад +2538

    Everyone talking about the great end play but let's also remember the backward shooting while running from wombles shield. That was amazing!
    Edit:woble

    • @NKG416
      @NKG416 3 года назад +7

      just spat my tea

    • @medicinalm1abrams
      @medicinalm1abrams 3 года назад +6

      He was shooting his foot tho

    • @drakniratom9814
      @drakniratom9814 3 года назад +7

      shooting backward with naruto run might help lol

    • @thealrighty3534
      @thealrighty3534 3 года назад

      like the sneaky shooting on metro in John Wick 2

    • @FakeTier
      @FakeTier 3 года назад +1

      _'wobles'_

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 3 года назад +412

    The developers know exactly what Marines will do with those crayons.

    • @mark347347
      @mark347347 3 года назад +29

      Wait you could eat them?

    • @marilynsparks5931
      @marilynsparks5931 3 года назад +12

      I mean it would probably be what real Marines do with crayons too. And then they would eat them.

    • @jimbob3332
      @jimbob3332 3 года назад +4

      pre-mission snacks

    • @why3011
      @why3011 3 года назад

      Time Until Penis (TOP)

  • @davidcool5189
    @davidcool5189 3 года назад +844

    I'm just glad womble finally managed to shoot an enemy.

    • @yoberg75
      @yoberg75 3 года назад +43

      On purpose, even!

    • @davidcool5189
      @davidcool5189 3 года назад +12

      @@yoberg75 Fair point there

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 3 года назад +1

      It only took 8 minutes to SEE an enemy...

    • @ernestmueller8651
      @ernestmueller8651 3 года назад +2

      I’m just glad he managed to put out a damn video

  • @TheDakkaman
    @TheDakkaman 3 года назад +150

    0:41
    All the other moments mentioned are great, but that little defeated "Aw" when he realizes he's about to go blind is just so perfectly tuned for maximum "this might as well happen" energy.

    • @mickthegeek875
      @mickthegeek875 3 месяца назад

      I love how Womble is also singing the Metal Gear Solid Game Over theme!

  • @redheadrogue
    @redheadrogue 3 года назад +853

    I was eating biscuits and I almost DIED when they started using the crayons. "Guys ALWAYS have trouble finding the sniper spot." Excellent.

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 3 года назад +3

      Just a tip: it is like a little knob. If you know how it works, many "doors" will open :D

    • @Oddhitman
      @Oddhitman 3 года назад +2

      Dont eat or drink while watching the bullshiterries

  • @Twolol
    @Twolol 3 года назад +1084

    using 420% of the brain be like : 12:34

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 года назад

      XD

    • @mynameismax3334
      @mynameismax3334 3 года назад +11

      Them bots man.

    • @panbaron4424
      @panbaron4424 3 года назад +5

      @@mynameismax3334 when did this start?
      This is the first vid i see stuff like this...

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 3 года назад +16

      @@panbaron4424 I've noticed it happening a lot more over the past week or so. I'd like to meet the person setting these bots up and give them a good kick in the jaw.

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 3 года назад +8

      @@panbaron4424 been picking up for a couple months or so, so don't forget to flag em

  • @ghazghkullthraka9714
    @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 года назад +210

    ‘Oh, we got crayons!’
    It is a game about the marines, those are probably dinner

  • @animeandshenanigans
    @animeandshenanigans 3 года назад +340

    Aside from the fact that the last clip was a fucking excellent play, lets also applause Soviet for having Trigger Discipline. Dude literally got a near Ace just from that.

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 3 года назад +14

      Trigger discipline is literally just keeping your finger out of the trigger guard. I'm guessing you mean something different

    • @frecklenuckle4450
      @frecklenuckle4450 3 года назад +44

      @@Pundae trigger discipline means a different thing in FPS games

    • @RipeSnipe
      @RipeSnipe 3 года назад +11

      I think it's because he advanced his position even though he could have dusted the first guy for like two seconds but decided to get more of an angle on his backup before shooting

    • @Renjiro_Junichi
      @Renjiro_Junichi 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, he has trigger discipline.
      While keeps shooting his team mate

    • @csalagovitsmate8552
      @csalagovitsmate8552 3 года назад +15

      @@Pundae In fps games, it usually means not shooting right away when you see an enemy that doesn't see you, and having enough patience and situational awareness to know the right moment to start shooting, and make most of the situation.

  • @Sman2222
    @Sman2222 3 года назад +265

    I watched the last clip live when it happened. Everyone mocked him in the chat he sat there for ages and they finally came down and fell for it I don’t think anybody stopped laughing for a solid 10 min

    • @LittleDanny9899
      @LittleDanny9899 3 года назад +17

      i mean (assuming it worked out on the map) that they would have the entrances looked down so unless a Entrance gets breached leaving that spot would be a huge mistake

  • @TREX_04
    @TREX_04 2 года назад +62

    That last one is the definition of
    "No genius has ever existed without a touch of madness"

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 3 года назад +140

    Naturally, when Soviet get's shot at his first expectation is that _it's coming from his own team_

    • @ipanesm
      @ipanesm 3 года назад +1

      experience

    • @greeninferno1339
      @greeninferno1339 3 года назад +4

      Thing is, that’s usually correct

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 года назад +2

      If you and I had to put up with these idiots for as long as Womble has, we’d do the same thing.

  • @nosnhoj99
    @nosnhoj99 3 года назад +273

    The lazer pointer trap is probably the smartest thing we've seen since the rust vid with the naked ak dupe.

  • @capnkraken1514
    @capnkraken1514 2 года назад +62

    10:44 it would’ve been even better proof if Soviet missed that shot. More true to character.

  • @anopirsten7565
    @anopirsten7565 3 года назад +343

    If I had a nickel for every time Soviet counted Lulu's nipples while playing VR I'd have 2 nickels but it's weird that it's happened twice

  • @herlofrumfragi4361
    @herlofrumfragi4361 3 года назад +72

    Oh my god, that ending move was genius. I really like how some people come up with tactics in VR games that would not be possible in flat games

    • @Zozo-Kiki
      @Zozo-Kiki 3 года назад +12

      @hv fun shut up

    • @TlalocTemporal
      @TlalocTemporal 3 года назад +4

      @@Zozo-Kiki -- Remember to report them.

  • @nickjonathan4043
    @nickjonathan4043 3 года назад +432

    9:38 it appears that you are left eye dominant, so it would be very difficult shooting a scoped rifle from the right handed position

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 2 года назад +17

      Fk, i have the same situation and i didnt realise that. Its because of this i went to the air pistol instead of air rifle.

    • @RaccKing21
      @RaccKing21 2 года назад +54

      Yeah, Womble seems to be cross-eye dominant. Pretty hard to fix that, you did have safari guns with weird crooked stocks for people who are cross-eye dominant.

    • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
      @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 2 года назад +30

      It's doable, but it's a pain. Source: Right-handed, left-eye dominant. I shoot pistols cross-hand, I shoot rifles left-handed. Many rifles are useless to me because of it (like AK-pattern rifles and most bullpups)

    • @michaelaeschbacher4648
      @michaelaeschbacher4648 2 года назад +5

      Never realized I was cross-dominant until I read this comment

  • @becausereasons8507
    @becausereasons8507 3 года назад +899

    I'm admiring the tactical thinking of that stealthy move there. That's something I would expect actual military units to be train in and be trained to be aware of.

    • @viggo1149
      @viggo1149 3 года назад +80

      Technically yeah, but I don't see actual military units using lasers when holding points in any case, and thus I don't really see a militaty unit falling for that trap.

    • @zirconis5411
      @zirconis5411 3 года назад +38

      @@viggo1149 Plus I can't imagine you'd want to give away your position like that regardless of if you're on the other side.

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 3 года назад +60

      Nah, we definitely got training in stuff like that. How to smoke a cigarette without the burning dot showing up on NVGs, or like here, how to hide the laser from your own weapons.
      But obviously that's just general stealthyness. Not this particular trap.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 года назад +37

      A guy I knew who was in the navy pulled something similar in a boarding drill, rolling a flashlight across the floor of a dark room, then shooting the attacking team in the back as they turned to see where the light was coming from

    • @tfw8738
      @tfw8738 2 года назад +17

      if they were going to do that, they would've thrown a flashbang and them cleared. he would still gotten hit by the flash

  • @dme3y690
    @dme3y690 3 года назад +809

    0:42
    I guess assuming grenades bounce is fine, but why did you think that it'll bounce to the right after being thrown at almost 90° angle?

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 года назад +166

      You realize you’re talking about Womble, right?

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 2 года назад +60

      @@TheSlamburger That is indeed a very fair question.

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl 2 года назад +43

      This is ZF. Grenades are far outside their expertise.

    • @S0dapop583
      @S0dapop583 2 года назад +6

      And also properly completing missions

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 2 года назад +3

      @@S0dapop583 And not killing each other.

  • @sayidhassan84
    @sayidhassan84 3 года назад +322

    I love how a slightest of achievement excite womble like he just won a gold medal

    • @patton1602
      @patton1602 3 года назад +20

      Everything is a fucking achievement if you got no expectations :3

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 3 года назад +4

      In fairness to Womble, it _was_ pretty cool.

  • @Th3BadThing
    @Th3BadThing 3 года назад +887

    "Your mum is too big"
    I quite literally snorted while laughing at that, completely caught me offguard

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas 3 года назад +23

      I think the best part of that joke was the explosion afterwards. Like the roast was so bad he just disintegrated.

  • @podor9756
    @podor9756 3 года назад +77

    The laser play at the end is on par with the “I saw you guys on the radar dish” play

    • @dodobird679
      @dodobird679 3 года назад +2

      Which video was the radar dish play in?

    • @someguy1365
      @someguy1365 3 года назад +6

      Honestly. It was mega-brain, but it'll probably only work once. I played airsoft back in the day and always watched the wobble of laser-sights because someone did it to me, and I felt like a huge idiot for falling for it.

    • @arbabosumandal6163
      @arbabosumandal6163 3 года назад

      Podor, what vid, I wanna check it out

    • @d.l.720
      @d.l.720 3 года назад +3

      @@arbabosumandal6163 I think that was rust. Might have to check through the playlist for it, but i think it was a rust play

    • @arbabosumandal6163
      @arbabosumandal6163 3 года назад

      @@d.l.720 Kinda makes sense, there is such a monument and it is ringing some bells, say no more imma go watch

  • @xtxownage
    @xtxownage 3 года назад +79

    12:34 I have never gone from disappointment to excitement so fast in my life.

  • @obiewanchrinobe1182
    @obiewanchrinobe1182 3 года назад +61

    The brilliance of the last play, really enhances the comedy of errors the preceded it.

    • @carolineorlande
      @carolineorlande 3 года назад

      Most basic stuff: no can do
      Brilliant trap: easy peasy

  • @tabletoparcade4203
    @tabletoparcade4203 3 года назад +209

    I don't think I've ever seen a man so consistently shoot, then aim.

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss 3 года назад +8

      It's what happens when y'all train yourself to prefire

    • @wileymcgraw5511
      @wileymcgraw5511 3 года назад +6

      It’s a gaming thing. Hipfire and then bring up your sights after. Shoot first aim later.

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss 3 года назад +1

      It’s dumb as hell

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 2 года назад +1

      @@AsuraBoss *Smart*

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 2 года назад +1

      It's OK if you refer to it as 'calibration shooting'.

  • @stupidoeecho6949
    @stupidoeecho6949 3 года назад +205

    Oh shit this was unexpected, I remember these streams being fucking amazing so I’m excited for this.

    • @Nerhv
      @Nerhv 3 года назад +2

      @a child has Born Why are you spreading this shit on every comment you post?

    • @stupidoeecho6949
      @stupidoeecho6949 3 года назад +9

      @@Nerhv it’s a bot I believe, trying to promote their crappy channel

    • @Nerhv
      @Nerhv 3 года назад

      @@stupidoeecho6949 Ah... Bloody typical.

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 3 года назад +1

      ​@@stupidoeecho6949 I followed the link so YOU don't have to. The one that goes to the youtube link by "willie" will destroy your soul, but if you can handle REALLY bad off key singing, you'll live. 😁It's actually so bad, it's funny...which i'm sure is the point. Good marketing. intentionally bad singing. 1m views.

  • @TheLonelyViper
    @TheLonelyViper 3 года назад +708

    I love that Womble is playinging 1.7 😂

    • @poly.fcracka9362
      @poly.fcracka9362 3 года назад +13

      The deagle eagle man himself. I'm now very sure that all my favorite youtubers watch each others videos.

    • @NANOKARMA
      @NANOKARMA 3 года назад +3

      Oh hey, didn't expect to see you here!

    • @RimshotKiller
      @RimshotKiller 3 года назад +11

      It was recorded before 1.8 was a thing

    • @Alcatraz509
      @Alcatraz509 3 года назад

      Viper we need to see you use that Laser sight trick.

    • @zonefr3398
      @zonefr3398 3 года назад

      Fucking love this guy been watching for a few years man

  • @j.strike.8366
    @j.strike.8366 3 года назад +112

    ZF’s approach to playing any game is something I strive for.

  • @SethJV
    @SethJV 3 года назад +104

    "guys always have trouble finding the sniper spot"
    This guy is a genius.

  • @dr.portal4557
    @dr.portal4557 3 года назад +78

    Imagine a universe where a special forces teams last video is released of their mission where they all died and its one going "do we have it out of our system now?" they all hold guns to each other. Suddenly one guns the other two down and takes his pistol. "goodbye sad little world"
    There would be so many conspiracy theories.

  • @bmar896
    @bmar896 3 года назад +55

    That ending is almost as glorious as the betrayal in Rust

  • @grenzviel4480
    @grenzviel4480 3 года назад +35

    love that ending. The type of strats that can only be really done on VR

  • @bulblast89
    @bulblast89 3 года назад +10

    @6:33 Those hand movements that accompany 'enemies down there' are perfect. It's like my 2yr trying to explain where the cereal is or something.

  • @Learn.The.Hardway
    @Learn.The.Hardway 2 года назад +13

    10:55 Womble's little "Let's go." whisper, like he knows he's talking to a child-person.
    "It's okay buddy, let's finish this up so I can talk about it later"

  • @tuskun3072
    @tuskun3072 3 года назад +61

    Soviet is by far the most entertaining gaming youtuber, he puts so much effort and passion into his videos and editing

    • @tariqattyat
      @tariqattyat 3 года назад

      @RatedE's Gaming Archives What happened to him

    • @shaggyonfire9971
      @shaggyonfire9971 3 года назад

      @@tariqattyat i second this question...

  • @SteadfastWL
    @SteadfastWL 3 года назад +12

    11:00
    "Your Mom's a little too big"
    Followed by:
    Sounds of mom standing up

  • @still-standingrunner810
    @still-standingrunner810 3 года назад +157

    I've always loved how Soviets first instinct is to aim at his team mates when he gets a gun

  • @IgroSome
    @IgroSome 3 года назад +30

    "Don't you guys think this map is a little too big?"
    "Your mum is a little too big."
    *explosion*

  • @lilpeedou135
    @lilpeedou135 3 года назад +48

    These endings always reminds us that Womble has a actual functioning brain

    • @unkennyvalley287
      @unkennyvalley287 3 года назад +3

      Tbh his video essays reminds me of that every single time i watch it

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 3 года назад +1

      He always had a functional brain, it's the wiring that's on the fritz

    • @yovanbidenovic4940
      @yovanbidenovic4940 3 года назад

      Like that Rust video

    • @lilpeedou135
      @lilpeedou135 3 года назад +1

      @@yovanbidenovic4940 yeah that’s what I am thinking about

  • @tuckercormier3070
    @tuckercormier3070 3 года назад +45

    It’s nice to see that ZF’s grenade problem extends to other games as well

  • @paigepolaris1799
    @paigepolaris1799 3 года назад +14

    that helmet slap at 10:00 looked so convincingly real

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters 3 года назад +34

    That play at the end was worth the price of admission and the wait for a new video. Well played, Soviet. Well played.

  • @mitemaximus831
    @mitemaximus831 3 года назад +24

    The laugh after the laser play is the most brilliant evil cackle I've ever heard

  • @SirVennie
    @SirVennie 3 года назад +50

    As someone who's spent 300+ hours in the Ownard shooting range, this filled me with joy

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 3 года назад +3

      Bet you thought those were real replies. 😁
      It's starting to get out of hand isn't it? I've seen how this has ended in other online platforms. I'm sure you have too.
      I wonder if RUclips is going to spend the money to solve the issue. That's a huge maybe.

    • @Vininsky
      @Vininsky 3 года назад +2

      Im already reporting each and every single one of those

    • @maelgoumet5231
      @maelgoumet5231 3 года назад

      what kind of vr headset should i buy for this game ? and could it support assetto corsa and flight sim ?

    • @SirVennie
      @SirVennie 3 года назад

      @@maelgoumet5231 Be sure you read Soviet's warning about buying the game first and foremost. They've made a lot of controversial changes recently.
      HTC Vive will always be my #1 recommendation. I've put over 2600 hours on mine. Controls are intuitive, quality is good, very durable headset and controllers. Vive is made by Steam, so there's no Facebook or separate launcher involved. I think the Vive supports flight sims but I'm not 100% sure, I see no reason why it wouldn't.

  • @corbonix375
    @corbonix375 3 года назад +64

    i love how soviets reaction to getting a gun is to point it at himself or his teammates and pull the trigger

    • @alexg9996
      @alexg9996 3 года назад

      Would they be a music band they would be SUICIDEBOYS
      Oh wait

  • @ArcRay20
    @ArcRay20 3 года назад +49

    3:17 fucking amazing reference that fits the situation.
    also VR makes stuff like this a lot funnier when you can basically emote with your whole body.

  • @jacoboldham5162
    @jacoboldham5162 3 года назад +49

    The ending just made me laugh myself into an asthma attack! God I needed that.

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 3 года назад +39

    No cap, that ending was a genuinely effective and clever ruse.

  • @Snake75055
    @Snake75055 3 года назад +12

    12:35 that was smart never thought of that.

  • @sirgibby5549
    @sirgibby5549 3 года назад +27

    Womble and grenades just don’t mix in the slightest.

  • @ShaunKY.
    @ShaunKY. 3 года назад +14

    5:18 Me after any minor inconvenience

  • @ArahoMan
    @ArahoMan 3 года назад +12

    The synchronized «Thank you» gets me every time

  • @watwat9864
    @watwat9864 3 года назад +54

    Is placing a gun like that at the end considered a war crime, because it's too genius for someone like Womble.

  • @MTKTube
    @MTKTube 3 года назад +26

    Soviet going for headshots reminds me why I was always taught to aim center of mass at human sized targets with actual firearms...I'm more likely to not miss every shot

  • @tioalra6746
    @tioalra6746 3 года назад +11

    6:08 it is 3 am and now my eyes hurt 😢

  • @joeykijuancepeda4078
    @joeykijuancepeda4078 3 года назад +36

    The whole cqc portion I just had Captain Price quotes playing in my head about how it’s not hard to improve on garbage lol

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 3 года назад

      "noif the wotahmelon"

    • @gyozo9567
      @gyozo9567 3 года назад

      Not bad, but I’ve seen better try it again

  • @rusher2937
    @rusher2937 3 года назад +70

    The ingenious play at the end could have easily been spoiled by an enemy 2-man team utilizing cross coverage, but hey, capitalizing on mistakes made by the opponent is fair game.

    • @j.c.cannon2112
      @j.c.cannon2112 3 года назад +1

      not really, soviet would have just shot the person looking towards him and then the other guy in the back.

    • @rusher2937
      @rusher2937 3 года назад +7

      @@j.c.cannon2112 Sure, but that's much harder, likely to leave Soviet wounded and immediately reveals his position to the 2 man, who can then turn the corner and finish the kill with a health advantage.
      Additionally, they should have thrown a flashbang when they already suspected somebody to be down there to ambush them.

    • @arnerademacker
      @arnerademacker 3 года назад +1

      Booooring

    • @nercksrule
      @nercksrule 3 года назад +4

      Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake. It's considered rude.

    • @miguelhenriquecosta
      @miguelhenriquecosta 3 года назад +2

      @@rusher2937 Ever heard Dwight explaining how most attacks come from the the back, and that he could parry, dodge, etc, those that came from the front? And the Jim slaps him in the face IMMEDIATELLY?
      That's what I remembered when I read your comentary.

  • @leopolddienstknecht7931
    @leopolddienstknecht7931 3 года назад +78

    I was really shocked when Soviet just grabbed his pistol and shot himself in the face like Holy fuck that came out of nowhere. I would have done it too tho

  • @henrykhenrykowski2745
    @henrykhenrykowski2745 3 года назад +5

    9:21 It means he was in superposition, like Schrodinger's Cat (maybe he was the one at the moment)

  • @luonguchuy2113
    @luonguchuy2113 3 года назад +14

    We are currently seeing a Womble in the wild, in his natural habitat in full

  • @alicewolfstein2453
    @alicewolfstein2453 2 года назад +31

    no matter how many times i watch this, the line "Bundy thats a fucking train" always gets me 😩

  • @niarudle
    @niarudle 3 года назад +17

    That laser trap at the end was uncharacteristically competent.

  • @moamer8453
    @moamer8453 3 года назад +9

    12:45 THIS MAN IS A GOD AMONGST MEN

  • @MNNski
    @MNNski 3 года назад +35

    7:18 Fun fact. You can actually own a tank in the US if the gun has been disabled.

    • @RaccKing21
      @RaccKing21 2 года назад +8

      You can own a tank even if the main gun and machine guns are active, they just need to be registered as destructive devices and machine guns respectively.
      You could even have ammo in it, as long as it's just solid slugs and not HE or HEAT, or anything with explosive inside the projectile.
      You could also just drive it around, as long as it has rubber tracks so you don't tear up the roads.

    • @MNNski
      @MNNski 2 года назад +3

      @@RaccKing21 That depends on the state. Not all 50 states allow that and it only applies to tanks that have currently operational guns located in the US. They exist but are rare. For tanks outside the US, they are impossible to get with working guns. What you speak of is a very specific loop hole.

    • @Qwertylol
      @Qwertylol 2 года назад +4

      You know what, that IS a fun fact.

  • @Ashona
    @Ashona 3 года назад +27

    Soviet can barely handle a normal FPS game without killing his friends. Who let him on the VR?

  • @beatyacheeks9338
    @beatyacheeks9338 2 года назад +6

    12:05 should be the ZF motto

  • @nerowolfe7336
    @nerowolfe7336 3 года назад +33

    I've been watching your videos for awhile this is the first time I saw one come out in less than a second I feel honored to be the first to see it thank you for all the great laughs !!! Much love womble

    • @Michael-uj3zu
      @Michael-uj3zu 3 года назад

      Cringe

    • @Paul95959
      @Paul95959 3 года назад +1

      Been out for the Patrons and Twitch subs for 2 days already. So much for honor you cheap skate.

  • @bruhhh-__-
    @bruhhh-__- 3 года назад +6

    6:46
    Bundy: maybe I'm inosuke myself

  • @frydsaman6857
    @frydsaman6857 3 года назад +9

    3:43 the french narrator from spongebob

  • @jctripplesticks
    @jctripplesticks 2 года назад +7

    7:35 don't mind me, just marking this for my pleasure

  • @Rancorous_Ryan
    @Rancorous_Ryan 3 года назад +16

    What a lovely surprise, thank you Womble!

  • @frds_skce
    @frds_skce 3 года назад +78

    Oh hey, Soviet finally remember his channel's password. Very cool, Sovie

    • @reetard69
      @reetard69 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @SirMcMuffintosh
      @SirMcMuffintosh 3 года назад

      Dude he literally uploaded like, a few weeks ago

    • @reetard69
      @reetard69 3 года назад

      Aight parties over we're going home

    • @TriggerzConnors
      @TriggerzConnors 3 года назад

      this comment is overrated, soviet always uses his channel, no alt acc.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 3 года назад +1

      @@TriggerzConnors i know, i know. But it's really been awhile that i'm starting to miss his video