Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery (part 3)

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  • @McDouggal
    @McDouggal 2 года назад +10840

    That fucking rifle grenade mortar section.
    It turns out that the only way Womble can aim is by using math to avoid aiming.

    • @felipeciara
      @felipeciara 2 года назад +565

      you should see him trying to use math to aim on Silent Hunter 3 streams

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 года назад +662

      Weaponizing math
      The motto of the sniper

    • @lukethepotatoking
      @lukethepotatoking 2 года назад +39

      @Energy no

    • @sudd3660
      @sudd3660 2 года назад +81

      aim by proxy

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 2 года назад +370

      Snipers, mortar men, artillerymen, tank commanders, logisticians, bomber crews, and pretty much anyone with a rank greater than corporal.
      War is a numbers game. Try to be good at it.

  • @DigbyTathamWarterZF
    @DigbyTathamWarterZF 2 года назад +12185

    So, fun fact. I didn't actually realise my mic was unmuted during the Bird is the Word episode that got montaged here. I was just vibing playing a Vietnam war game. I am a cretin.

    • @jimmalarke
      @jimmalarke 2 года назад +934

      That is amazing and hilarious
      I was cry laughing the whole time and knowing that now makes it that much funnier

    • @AlphaCore_
      @AlphaCore_ 2 года назад +211

      Love it! That makes it even more hilarious.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my recent video in rs2 for petition to fix voip for steam :)
      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html.

    • @CodaMission
      @CodaMission 2 года назад +248

      Big man was just chillin

    • @dvoicer6785
      @dvoicer6785 2 года назад +47

      Bingqiling

  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit 2 года назад +38667

    *Ok Soviet that ending is god tier....*

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 2 года назад +764

      Oh ‘ello Spiff. Love your work too

    • @reecehaywood3168
      @reecehaywood3168 2 года назад +604

      it reminds me of the ruler strat in shell shock live.

    • @toasterboipencil
      @toasterboipencil 2 года назад +253

      Oh hey, Spiff. Wasnt expecting you here.

    • @BungoLungo
      @BungoLungo 2 года назад +59

      Truly was.

    • @NaughtyNovaroo69
      @NaughtyNovaroo69 2 года назад +40

      Sup you kingdom loving monachist imperiel brit

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 2 года назад +3897

    A bullet: has your name on it.
    A grenade: “to whom it may concern”
    Artillery: “DEAR GRID COORDINATES…”

    • @thomasschulz2167
      @thomasschulz2167 Год назад +198

      Bombing run: "Delete THAT direction..."

    • @Yogasefski
      @Yogasefski Год назад +114

      Napalm: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!!!

    • @Kilonovae
      @Kilonovae Год назад +213

      Nuke: *THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine Год назад +70

      ​@@Kilonovaemore like @everyone

    • @that-pixel_guy7636
      @that-pixel_guy7636 Год назад +53

      Planetary collision: “hello darkness my old friend…”

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven 2 года назад +7970

    "If you don't have the aim, beat them with math."
    - Soviet Womble, probably

    • @NexusDex
      @NexusDex 2 года назад +215

      "Hitler is a friend!"
      -Soviet Womble, definitely!

    • @darekter87
      @darekter87 2 года назад +33

      08.03.2022, colourized

    • @vond5829
      @vond5829 2 года назад +53

      @@NexusDex "Hitler, Stalin and me. The boys"
      -Soviet Womble, yes

    • @JohnSmith-li5pj
      @JohnSmith-li5pj 2 года назад +18

      maths* - Soviet Womble, definitely

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 2 года назад +4

      @@vond5829 Да

  • @westonflame9702
    @westonflame9702 2 года назад +8458

    Soviet is always so magical. Landing shots when he shouldn’t be, (like his teammates). Then not landing the easiest of shots, (like enemies that are as still as a statue).

    • @BlackStar2161
      @BlackStar2161 2 года назад +302

      The wonderful thing about Womble's shooting is that you're perfectly safe, just so long as you stand directly in front of the target.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 2 года назад +11

      @@BlackStar2161 Good to know.

    • @tailau7674
      @tailau7674 2 года назад +11

      The immersion!

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 2 года назад +52

      And then showing why artillerists laugh in Math

    • @shimanat9509
      @shimanat9509 2 года назад +5

      Saw this as he killed a team mate

  • @Theantininja
    @Theantininja 2 года назад +4575

    Womble with a rifle: not threatening in the least.
    Womble with a hand grenade: A threat to himself and his team, the enemy's best asset.
    Womble with what is effectively portable artillery: I HAVE BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

    • @dafunktrunk
      @dafunktrunk 2 года назад +2

      Hare Krishna, you're dead

    • @7chanconn7
      @7chanconn7 2 года назад +103

      Womble with a machine gun: a threat to his entire team

    • @IIBloodXLustII
      @IIBloodXLustII 2 года назад +162

      @@7chanconn7 Womble with a Javelin: Threat to random villagers two towns over playing on their gameboys.

    • @Grz349
      @Grz349 2 года назад +55

      His friendly fire capacity goes so high it loops back around to being useful

    • @KaRyu-zm2wf
      @KaRyu-zm2wf 2 года назад +16

      There is no Womble, only Artillery Man

  • @Cyan-hide
    @Cyan-hide 2 года назад +13903

    Soviet: "Ahh, pointing at things and shooting is too hard, let me do trigonometry instead"

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 2 года назад +2001

      GI Sniper: "From this vantage point on top of the water tower, I control the battlefield!
      Womble: "My protractor says otherwise..."

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 2 года назад +1173

      fear the man who fights with a ruler

    • @LtDansOldLegs
      @LtDansOldLegs 2 года назад +868

      While you were quickscoping I was studying the straightedge

    • @MegaBlair007
      @MegaBlair007 2 года назад +364

      He is a trigonometry expert in CSI:Battlegrounds

  • @TheLichruler
    @TheLichruler 2 года назад +3267

    Womble throwing grenades: Fails every time
    Womble shooting grenades: Succeeds every time.

    • @Shaiyo5
      @Shaiyo5 2 года назад +106

      How the hell does THAT work?
      Throws it with his hand: kills himself
      Shots it from the tip of a rifle: DEATHBRINGER?!?

    • @lucasqrs9096
      @lucasqrs9096 2 года назад +92

      basic math really
      shit granade aim + shit rifle aim = good rifle granade aim

    • @HenrikEbert
      @HenrikEbert 2 года назад +57

      A little addon to your comment.
      Womble shooting: Teamkills only
      Womble throwing grenades: Blows himself up
      Womble shooting grenades: Enemy team anihilated
      How does that work?

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 2 года назад +17

      With hand grenades, you have to be closer, they have less power so you have to look high, and depending upon the game, they aren't always thrown from the center of your screen and can get hung up on corners. And once you pull the pin, you might have a time limit. Rifle grenades have no time limit, shoot longer and higher, allow more time to aim, and don't really get stuck on scenery. Just dial in the distance and shoot.
      That's my overthought answer to this question.

    • @sfvistorias6399
      @sfvistorias6399 2 года назад +27

      Womble throwing grenade is -
      Womble shooting is -
      Get negative x negative = +
      So shooting grenade is +
      Simple math

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 года назад +4764

    “When was the Bush administration?”
    “Which one?”
    Fuck me that was quick on Quebec’s part. Brilliant.

    • @cptn.penguin902
      @cptn.penguin902 2 года назад +341

      The whole group can be very quick witted at times ... and then you also get the same people singing "bird is the word" for several minutes, that's why these are so much fun

    • @ChenAnPin
      @ChenAnPin 2 года назад +36

      Imagine we could have almost made that joke about the Clintons.

    • @pheonixshaman
      @pheonixshaman 2 года назад +118

      Its funny because he is implying soviet is both eternally single AND old.

    • @ClemDiamond
      @ClemDiamond 2 года назад +35

      Sometimes they are quite quick, other times Soviet's editing to keep the pace, cuts half a second here and there.

    • @belg4r489
      @belg4r489 2 года назад +5

      Heya, a non-american here, what was the other one referred to, I only know George Bush

  • @VoltageTripwire
    @VoltageTripwire 2 года назад +8530

    Womble becoming an Artillery piece was supremely satisfying after all that fuckshittery beforehand.
    Also Womble, if you don't mind putting a tunnel down, that'd be fantastic.

    • @whoeveriam0iam14222
      @whoeveriam0iam14222 2 года назад +298

      monkey's paw
      you get your tunnel. but it's sideways

    • @TwinborneUncutGaming
      @TwinborneUncutGaming 2 года назад +55

      He's working on it

    • @MegaGaming11
      @MegaGaming11 2 года назад +10

      This got me more than it should have

    • @mighty-roman
      @mighty-roman 2 года назад +37

      But have you considered something?
      That's probably the highest point of Womble's life.
      He won't be able to repeat that incident ever again and would probably never be able to reach that height ever again.
      Basically, the rest of his life is practically meaningless.

    • @LybertyZ
      @LybertyZ 2 года назад +34

      I agree.
      But I'm still waiting on that tunnel.

  • @britishmenace9565
    @britishmenace9565 2 года назад +2311

    As someone who also plays way too much Rising Storm 2, I can say that Womble's grenade launcher skills are no joke, that thing is *hard* to use

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html.

    • @listenorelse_
      @listenorelse_ 2 года назад +127

      TECHNICALLY, it's the piece of paper rather than skills, impressive nonetheless.

    • @Xen0411
      @Xen0411 2 года назад +201

      @@listenorelse_ whatever you do, it's a skill, you cook because you have cooking skills

    • @East16
      @East16 Год назад +134

      @@listenorelse_ well i mean he did the math for the calculations for the paper, he didnt just print out some paper he found online

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer Год назад

      @@listenorelse_ He made the paper, you cretin.

  • @michaelirwin7250
    @michaelirwin7250 2 года назад +3960

    The ending thus proving what we all knew. Soviet can only hit his target if he isn't directly aiming at it.

    • @joeysmith7764
      @joeysmith7764 2 года назад +119

      so basically, storm trooper.

    • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
      @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm 2 года назад +36

      So basically, 360 no-Scoper

    • @badebias
      @badebias 2 года назад +47

      Safest place, is right in front of his barrel.. If you're an enemy.

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 2 года назад +39

      He literally is... except his aim is a parabola instead of a line.

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 2 года назад +16

      @@badebias eh tell that to that dude he fragged at point blank range

  • @TopKekLethal
    @TopKekLethal 2 года назад +1946

    "Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl"
    -SovietWomble slaughtering the enemy with what is basically a mortar

    • @blastmole299
      @blastmole299 2 года назад +9

      That's what the COD kids call a noob tube

    • @Ragondarknes
      @Ragondarknes 2 года назад +11

      That's a wargame quote! Fancy seeing another refined gentleman here.

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 2 года назад +13

      @@Ragondarknes There are two types of people in this world: artillerymen, and targets.
      Also, the 'artillery adds dignity' line is, in addition to being an excellent Bluefor background chatter, a quote by Fredrick the Great!

    • @CountDraccula
      @CountDraccula 2 года назад +3

      @@blastmole299 If you're saying what Womble used at the end, the Mortar rifle, is what CoD players call a Noob tube I can assure it is not, the Noob tube is simply what CoD kids call a Grenade Launcher attachment on guns.

  • @cacopoggers677
    @cacopoggers677 2 года назад +3376

    Infantry Womble can't hit shit worth a damn, but Artilleryman Womble is an entirely different beast.
    I have never seen a man more born to commit indiscriminate high-explosive slaughter at extreme ranges.
    Good show.

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 года назад +170

      And that's just from Rifle Grenades.
      You give him a Mortar, hell even 155mm artillery and he'll delete an entire squad off the map

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 2 года назад +139

      This isn't his first time. See doomsday rounds from arma.

    • @NarutoMagicCyclops
      @NarutoMagicCyclops 2 года назад +48

      I wanna see try something like that in Squad with a mortar team. What he's doing is exactly what you would do in real life xD

    • @catmadeofdog
      @catmadeofdog 2 года назад +38

      You should see this guy in submarine warfare. A pen and paper is all he needs to sink all of the Home Fleet.

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian 2 года назад +51

      @@ardantop132na6 hell, the last time he uses the mortar he wiped out an entire resistance faction with only one shot. although it was his own team....but who really in ZF pays attention the differences of allies and enemies.

  • @sunnyhunsta2266
    @sunnyhunsta2266 2 года назад +1897

    It all makes sense why this bullshittery took so long. The animation for Digby singing Bird is the Word was hilarious

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 года назад +55

      He really goes over the top editing little bits that nobody seems to really appreciate how much effort it takes to do.

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun 2 года назад +34

      I always just assumed it takes so long because he has to track every bullet and replace it with a "pew"

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 года назад +31

      @@yunofun he doesn't actually track the bullet, but he does have to manually center any text over people's heads because that auto-follow feature doesn't work In many clips.
      He also has gotten into cartoon animation and believe me that is not an easy thing to do

  • @BachNguyen-sd3kl
    @BachNguyen-sd3kl 2 года назад +876

    Soviet when he sees his enemies: misses every shot
    Soviet when he sees his team: *"Aim bot activated"*

    • @GameLeaderR
      @GameLeaderR 2 года назад +3

      You didn't miss if there are no witnesses... Except for the enemy who you failed to kill lol.

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy 2 года назад

      You can says he is getting toggled by his team mates.

    • @Jmvesey
      @Jmvesey 2 года назад

      Soviet when he breaks out the paper: Death Rain

    • @blasterboy123456
      @blasterboy123456 2 года назад

      its more that his team sees him aiming and just run into his line of fire like rats and a kfc deepfiyer

  • @enyalius
    @enyalius 2 года назад +3056

    Watching all those rifle grenade kills edited into a montage, music blaring trough my headphones, witnessing the shock and awe of friend and foe alike... ...this, this is why I'm subbed!

    • @finalframe8223
      @finalframe8223 2 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @Dani-os8cf
      @Dani-os8cf 2 года назад +22

      thats something i was really hoping to see in a bullshitery while watching his streamings XD

    • @triparo-4620
      @triparo-4620 2 года назад +2

      i literally awed in amazement, it was just that awesome

    • @kison7715
      @kison7715 2 года назад +10

      reminds me to the Doomsday Round Killing Montage in Arma part 6

    • @enyalius
      @enyalius 2 года назад +1

      @@kison7715 Omg yes, that was amazing as well!

  • @Minace141
    @Minace141 2 года назад +2088

    Soviet: Can't hit his shots. Also Soviet: 4D-chess math calculations with a piece of paper to accurately calculate the distance for his rifle-grenade mortar. The last part of the video was SICK. I love you man.

    • @cptmiller132
      @cptmiller132 2 года назад +44

      dude i would watch a whole video of him just hitting rifle grenade shots lol

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 2 года назад

      The game wasn't registering his hits.

    • @hhhh-cx1mb
      @hhhh-cx1mb 2 года назад +2

      Im dumb can someone explain hiw did he do it

    • @matejbosela9093
      @matejbosela9093 2 года назад +34

      @@hhhh-cx1mb he made a paper version of the map, applied ratio for the map, then calculated his weapon and target range using the paper square and applied map ratio. Now you deal area damage (granade), you know the location of the enemy (using the square and paper map) AND the game shows how far your granade will go - thus you know everything and I recruit the Womble for my granade squadron!

    • @sephiroth4488
      @sephiroth4488 2 года назад

      @@matejbosela9093 what is ratio

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 2 года назад +480

    I love that Digby later revealed he had his chat muted during the bird is the word section and he was completely oblivious that anyone else could hear it. He was just singing to himself

  • @connorbutters8479
    @connorbutters8479 2 года назад +6186

    Soviet's answer to "is the pen mightier than the sword?" is "only when the pen is marking targets for my grenades"

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 года назад +164

      We didn't land on the moon or on Mars by eyeballing it.

    • @peteralexandergraae2830
      @peteralexandergraae2830 2 года назад +64

      Soviet womble utilizing grenades properly. I never thought I'd see the day...

    • @CodeRed99911
      @CodeRed99911 2 года назад +61

      @@peteralexandergraae2830 Well he can't throw them, so at least he can shoot them

    • @Smithers888
      @Smithers888 2 года назад +21

      Maxim 58: The pen is mightiest when it writes orders for swords.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 2 года назад +5

      @@Smithers888 I was going to post that until I saw you. I am happy to be ninjaed!

  • @pseudoregalia
    @pseudoregalia 2 года назад +2227

    I lost it when he brought out the paper and it ACTUALLY HELPED HIM.
    "Stupid fucking piece of paper" indeed, my god. From teamkilling-missing-every-shot-ever-tunnel-boy to *"I AM DEATHBRINGER, HE WHO HATH DEVOURED GODS, SLAIN CIVILIZATIONS, AND CRUSHED WORLDS BENEATH MY HEEL"*
    You keep being you, Womble. Waiting for every upload is completely worth it.

    • @darkriku12
      @darkriku12 2 года назад +47

      @Sean Hurley when the general area is "kill? Yes" Womble doesn't have to worry about aim

    • @connorhamilton5707
      @connorhamilton5707 2 года назад +34

      It's like when he went on a rampage with the doomsday rounds.

    • @Valiran9
      @Valiran9 2 года назад +8

      > "I AM DEATHBRINGER, HE WHO HATH DEVOURED GODS, SLAIN CIVILIZATIONS, AND CRUSHED WORLDS BENEATH MY HEEL"
      I’m fucking saving that line for when I finally go mental.

    • @waffleczar7781
      @waffleczar7781 2 года назад +2

      Too bring in immersion, he is appropriately THE GOD HELLFIRE!!, AND HE BRINGS YOU?!

  • @24YOA
    @24YOA 2 года назад +7382

    "That stupid piece of paper" is what every victim of indirect fire artillery should be cursing 😂

    • @MangoDoxin
      @MangoDoxin 2 года назад +121

      What the fuck even is the paper and how'd he get those measurements?

    • @24YOA
      @24YOA 2 года назад +507

      @@MangoDoxin The map size varies but is probably found in the game files. Someone probably published the dimensions of each map, Soviet divided the dimensions by the grid squares and boom - he now can measure distance for indirect fire.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 2 года назад +85

      @@24YOA Could you dumb it down ever further for me?

    • @mrblue15333
      @mrblue15333 2 года назад +305

      Titan Uranus The papers he cut match the square on each grid of different maps, those papers have distance written on it as you can see him cutting and lining them on to his screen. Then he uses that to calculate in game distance to use mortar

    • @24YOA
      @24YOA 2 года назад +283

      @@titanuranus3095 Each map has grid squares.
      Because the square is an equal shape, the length, width, height, and a diagonal line between opposite corners is the same.
      Soviet is able to look at his position on the map, then the enemy's position. Using his squares, he is able to measure the distance between the two and accurately land indirect fire on the enemy with the rifle grenade.
      Without the squares, it would be much more difficult to measure the distance accurately. This is because in the game, the grid squares can be of varying distances. You can see some are ~80m across, while others are ~100m across. This is why he has made multiple squares for every map.

  • @Ganjoff
    @Ganjoff 2 года назад +319

    I love that near the end someone in the game chat is just yelling "WOMBLE HAS SQUARES FOR THIS ONE!". Fucking fantastic content as always Soviet.

  • @KSoftGames25
    @KSoftGames25 2 года назад +961

    Digby singing "Surfin Bird" is technically increasing immersion, considering that song originally came out in 1964, and the Vietnam War ran from 1955 until 1975.

    • @EyeofG
      @EyeofG 2 года назад +62

      And the song was used in the film Full Metal Jacket during the tank scene where Joker and his squad are being filmed and interviewed for US TV, so surfing bird is a classic Vietnam war tune

    • @Kinichie
      @Kinichie 2 года назад +17

      @@shaunhayes3072 You're thinking of Rock Lobster, which is by the B-52's. Surfin' Bird was performed by The Trashmen.

  • @zhyaisme
    @zhyaisme 2 года назад +622

    Womble: absolute shitter with nades
    Also Womble: "ladies and gentlemen, the rifle grenade"

    • @blakelarner1772
      @blakelarner1772 2 года назад +57

      Basic maths ain't it; he's shit with nades, he's shit at shooting, but combining the two negatives makes a positive.

    • @humanoidwolf
      @humanoidwolf 2 года назад

      @fine scam

    • @rohitkrishnan9853
      @rohitkrishnan9853 2 года назад

      @@blakelarner1772 Like the Moana meme.

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 2 года назад +894

    When all hell’s breaking loose and he’s riding the eye of the storm, Soviet busts out the pen and paper to fucking emulate real artillery tactics in video games.

    • @alphaenterprise2232
      @alphaenterprise2232 2 года назад +66

      thank god it doesn't take wind into consideration

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 2 года назад +169

      @@alphaenterprise2232 He fucked up on stream because he took that into calculation

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 года назад +70

      @@AceOfBlackjack Damn, what a madlad

    • @VitaeLibra
      @VitaeLibra 2 года назад +7

      @@AceOfBlackjack what stream? I don't need sleep, I need answers!!!???!!!

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 года назад +43

      @@thx4chrckingin mathlad*

  • @denoizewan7999
    @denoizewan7999 2 года назад +860

    3:51 I like how Soviet slightly lowered his gun when he sighed, implying he sighed both in game and IRL.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 года назад +130

      He's quite good at that, moving the pov as if he is the character to show personality and visual interest to the viewers, it's a really underrated aspect that he puts in

    • @estrife4892
      @estrife4892 2 года назад +61

      @@wumbosaurus9121 kinda surprised that people are just noticing that ngl. During the CSGO bullshittery series, I noticed it alot. Specially the "My nipples are asymmetrical" bit. The one where Edberg was making fun of him and him shaking his mouse as if the character itself is the one shouting on the top of his lungs.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 года назад

      @@estrife4892 Another example is episode 4 of arma bullshittery where the lads talk about wombles fingering session. He's in the pilot seat of the chopper moving his POV around, looking back at one of the dudes as he asks them a question, and at the end he looks away out the window like he's had enough of their shit

    • @lordbluebaron2270
      @lordbluebaron2270 Год назад +8

      Lotta people do that

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN 11 месяцев назад

      @@wumbosaurus9121 I do that aswell, its nothing uniqe

  • @ashadieeyahsultana1062
    @ashadieeyahsultana1062 2 года назад +476

    *Soviet Womble:* Misses the easiest shots in the world
    *Also Soviet Womble:* Hits artillery strikes with a grenade with the power of dead trees

  • @TheArmoredCmdr
    @TheArmoredCmdr 2 года назад +3385

    How to sum up the Vietnam War:
    "Drop it on the VC!"
    "Wheres the VC!?"
    "EVERYWHERE!!"

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 2 года назад +34

      Schrodinger VC

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @hongkyang7107
      @hongkyang7107 2 года назад +21

      Drop straight in your own squad and you might even get some more.

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 2 года назад +4

      @@hongkyang7107 Nice try

    • @5Davideo
      @5Davideo 2 года назад +4

      Also, "we're just making a pile of dead Americans".

  • @thegraytemplar2548
    @thegraytemplar2548 2 года назад +4545

    2:58 “You’re ruining my immersion!”
    *Doesn’t know that song came out in 1963 and a GI having a mental breakdown in the middle of battle is the most realistic thing possible for this game*

    • @FatalFrostbyte29
      @FatalFrostbyte29 2 года назад +22

      What’s the song name? I don’t remember it

    • @sixthgreeny1880
      @sixthgreeny1880 2 года назад +148

      @@FatalFrostbyte29 literally search "bird is the word"

    • @FatalFrostbyte29
      @FatalFrostbyte29 2 года назад +7

      @@sixthgreeny1880 thanks

    • @wote2760
      @wote2760 2 года назад +165

      Him having a mental breakdown and wanting to frag his LT is probably the most immersive part of the video

    • @rogercruz1547
      @rogercruz1547 2 года назад +13

      @@FatalFrostbyte29 Surfing Bird

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic Год назад +189

    I just realized at 8:38 when he hits the top of the tower and the guy flies off, he doesnt get credit for the kill until the guy hits the ground, meaning that guy was alive the whole way down. Now im just imagining him thinking "Augh! Okay bleeding and falling but im gonna be okay. Ill be fine ill be fine ill be- are those rocks?"

    • @Redofreko
      @Redofreko 6 месяцев назад +25

      9 months later but kill feed is delayed in rising storm 2

  • @mokaso
    @mokaso 2 года назад +5710

    I’m both amazed and confused. You can absolutely rain hellfire with that rifle grenade but then there’s like five years of content where you struggle with every sort and manner of hand grenades known to man.

    • @crate52_drift49
      @crate52_drift49 2 года назад +444

      Well shooting of a grenade is way different than throwing it

    • @phaidreo
      @phaidreo 2 года назад +251

      math is involved in one of them, Moka.

    • @KR4K40
      @KR4K40 2 года назад +40

      He's a savant

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE 2 года назад +192

      I mean Womble's not exactly known for his arm strength, but a rifle grenade doesn't really require touching grass :)

    • @ahnafhampar937
      @ahnafhampar937 2 года назад +109

      Just like math negative times negative equal positive. Rifle(-) times grenades (-) equal good aim (+)

  • @TorremThonius
    @TorremThonius 2 года назад +1033

    I feel like we all need a “Past Harry” in our lives. Be the oven-preheater you want to see in the world.

    • @protip9727
      @protip9727 2 года назад +46

      Pro-tip: just leave your oven on all the time and you won't have to preheat it ever again

    • @TorremThonius
      @TorremThonius 2 года назад +28

      @@protip9727 this guy preheats.

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 2 года назад +45

      @@protip9727 Instructions unclear. Burned my house down.

    • @TorremThonius
      @TorremThonius 2 года назад +25

      @@onebigfatguy Now your house is one giant oven and you can cook all the pizza you want.

    • @illagevidiot8254
      @illagevidiot8254 2 года назад +5

      Forgetting about preheating the oven is probably not a good thing

  • @pezdispenserdust539
    @pezdispenserdust539 2 года назад +503

    Ending just confirms Soviet's truly experienced with making inch-long adjustments, great vid

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 2 года назад +37

      He could never crack that 8 inch barrier though

    • @MegaGaming11
      @MegaGaming11 2 года назад +8

      *HELLO?! 911?! I'D LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER IN THE HOUSE!*

    • @guardianboreal1432
      @guardianboreal1432 2 года назад +5

      Holy shit, kupo! I witnessed a murder, kupo!

  • @Rayswern
    @Rayswern 2 года назад +758

    Soviet in part 2: "Don't be racist!"
    Soviet in part 3: "Let's invite Nevil"

    • @trashman8080
      @trashman8080 2 года назад +6

      though they had a fallout with nevil or sth

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 2 года назад +45

      @@trashman8080 they did, still sad though that it had to come to it, i enjoyed nevil and his incomprehensible english

    • @lucks4fools978
      @lucks4fools978 2 года назад +5

      @@crawlingboy can you explain what happened?

    • @purefatdude2
      @purefatdude2 2 года назад +42

      @@lucks4fools978 he said a bunch of racist stuff

    • @lucks4fools978
      @lucks4fools978 2 года назад +35

      @@purefatdude2 I’m gonna need way more context there mate. Considering what ZF says when they play sometimes.

  • @Powdershredder45
    @Powdershredder45 2 года назад +2688

    " Oh I've gotta preheat my oven... Oh I DID preheat my oven!", those who watch soviet after a couple drinks can definitely understand this joy...

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @MrNicodepies
      @MrNicodepies 2 года назад +75

      Thanks past Harry!

    • @gdaymatemxr
      @gdaymatemxr 2 года назад +10

      I love Harrh

    • @fngaming420
      @fngaming420 2 года назад +13

      @@MrNicodepies I’ve used this quote in games more than once now when I’ve remembered to do something ahead of when I needed it. 😁

    • @noahboucher125
      @noahboucher125 Год назад

      I also thank my past self when things like that happen

  • @TheAnnoyingReaper
    @TheAnnoyingReaper 2 года назад +4595

    Never has there been a more apt moment to prove the maxim:
    Infantry win firefights
    Tanks win battles
    Artillery win wars

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @AidanS99
      @AidanS99 2 года назад +92

      If artillery win wars, then what does air support do?

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад +17

      @@AidanS99 haha

    • @deegsupreme3796
      @deegsupreme3796 2 года назад +271

      @@AidanS99 airdropped “artillery”

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 года назад +135

      @@AidanS99 An extra artillery that is too busy to do artillery's job

  • @krysmun
    @krysmun 2 года назад +2679

    I didn't think I'd ever see a segment like the Doomsday Round Shotgun segment on the Arma BS part 6 vid, but here we are with the Rifle Grenade Sequence. Absolutely Brutal.

    • @itistimetogetbakedshaggy4230
      @itistimetogetbakedshaggy4230 2 года назад +58

      Those Doomsday rounds where just Share Destruction the path he left 😱

    • @submariNervous
      @submariNervous 2 года назад +97

      And the cherry on top is setting montages to absolute bangers, "Riot" and "Start The Commotion" respectively, with the firing/hitting targets perfectly on-beat for extra "Oddly Satisfying" points.
      I'd say we need more Womble-being-awesome-set-to-awesome-music, but at the same time, I'm glad it doesn't happen often enough for us to get bored with it, ya know?

    • @specs6637
      @specs6637 2 года назад +11

      Duuuuude, I remember that! That was amazing to watch!

    • @ConduitWolf
      @ConduitWolf 2 года назад +4

      I forgot about that!

  • @Uegue
    @Uegue 2 года назад +59

    Was actually really nice to see Womble be very successful at something and get compliments from the other members

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 года назад +1839

    Those rifle grenade crossmaps were delightful. Have to try that out myself.

    • @nick0taylor
      @nick0taylor 2 года назад +155

      It’s super fun to do. Once you figure out some common ranges it’s pretty easy too. But Womble took it to the next level building a map tool to estimate the ranges.

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 2 года назад +42

      I've got a feeling everyone will be doing it now

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 2 года назад +24

      I am stupid. What exactly did he do with these pieces of paper to estimate the ranges?

    • @NetAnon
      @NetAnon 2 года назад +123

      @@Matihood1 With the Pythagorean theorem you can calculate the distance of a side of triangle with the other 2 sides. He just made some paper with the intermediate meter markings of each map. He just has to find the difference in (delta) x and the difference in (delta) y. Once he has those he uses the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the distance from where he is to his target.

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 2 года назад +54

      ​@@NetAnon ...we are doing math now?

  • @cabooey2905
    @cabooey2905 2 года назад +856

    dude the flex on that ending, it was literally a "you guys are only having fun cause im not trying yet" moment

  • @Kongjie57
    @Kongjie57 2 года назад +2700

    Based on that riflegrenade montage, Soviet should try his hand at the Arty on Hell Let Loose.
    He can pull some 167:0 games and be both the most hated, and most loved player of both teams

    • @affarin1
      @affarin1 2 года назад +200

      You act like people can stay on arty for more than 2 mins without getting killed by recon.

    • @MoltonJM
      @MoltonJM 2 года назад +68

      Either that or try his hand at Squad mortars

    • @asdas137
      @asdas137 2 года назад +12

      Been there done that it was amazing

    • @SwordWieldingDuck
      @SwordWieldingDuck 2 года назад +28

      Now that sounds interesting, i love artillery in games,. but it is usually poorly implemented. Is that game good?

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 2 года назад +52

      in hell let loose arty is meta so they probably have counter measures. Here soviet was GOD amongst men.

  • @blakexi3731
    @blakexi3731 2 года назад +116

    "I've been single since the bush administration"
    'Sprays random women with hot spicy napalm'
    Might see your problem there mate.

  • @VonCuzed
    @VonCuzed 2 года назад +914

    An absolute masterpiece.
    The rifle grenade part at the end was just awesome.
    The Music, the build up.. its just fantastic!

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 2 года назад +7

      He took the Womble element out of the equation.

    • @JetfireQuasar
      @JetfireQuasar 2 года назад +4

      @@pirig-gal Just to put the womble element AS the equation :P

  • @RogoueDD
    @RogoueDD 2 года назад +1075

    Soviet with machine guns, rifles, shotguns, and flammenwerfers: Unimpressive, teamkills aplenty, just disappointing.
    Soviet with -a grenade launcher- artillery and some coordinates: The physical embodiment of Death itself.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 2 года назад +34

      I want Soviet and his rifle grenades to back me up in a firefight!

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 года назад +41

      Doomsday shotgun rounds anyone?

    • @AceTheAviator
      @AceTheAviator 2 года назад +2

      just like the real soviets

    • @KnightofBretonnia
      @KnightofBretonnia 2 года назад +7

      Get this man in Foxhole stat, I need him running arty ops for the glorious Colonial Legion

    • @Whin556
      @Whin556 2 года назад +4

      It's reminds of when he used the Doomsday round. Like if I can't deal with my enemies with precision. Everyone will have to deal with chaos.

  • @StarlightSavanna
    @StarlightSavanna 2 года назад +1476

    The *sound muted* smacking Digby down is a masterpiece.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +1

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am RUclips's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear star

    • @nukablecherries
      @nukablecherries 2 года назад +1

      Your comment sub section is weird.

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 2 года назад +2

      If I've heard correctly about Soviet's animating style: ALL. HAND. ANIMATED. Which frankly you need the patience of a saint, all the time in the world, and a lot of work. It's slow, but it's worth it for the High Quality editing we've come to expect from him, God tier.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Hey watch my recent video on fixing rs2 vietnam!

    • @domoSapiens_
      @domoSapiens_ 2 года назад

      Actually am agreeing

  • @thecanadiandane7262
    @thecanadiandane7262 2 года назад +147

    Watched through this for about the seventh time, just realized that VC was probably waiting for the click sound made while reloading. And they say Sovietwomble doesn’t make educational content

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 10 дней назад

      These games are so satisfying because guns are VERY lethal but you can never trust them 100% to do what you want. Even little things like adjusting your sights or folding out a bayonet will impact accuracy.
      Get into the mindset and you'll ABSOLUTELY be listening to enemy dialogue barks & reloading sounds to try and get every edge you can.

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 2 года назад +3353

    Given ZF's history, I question the wisdom of answering with 'everywhere' when asked "Where do we need napalm"

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 2 года назад +53

      Sounds like a great way to start a human barbecue.

    • @SimplePeoples
      @SimplePeoples 2 года назад +90

      To be fair, if they went with a more focused approach, they’d find some way to * only * hit themselves, so at least with “everywhere” they’d take some with them.

    • @historicallegacy8859
      @historicallegacy8859 2 года назад +9

      @@SimplePeoples like always they'll probably just hit everything BUT the target.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 года назад

      JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
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      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 года назад +1472

    "we're just making a pile of dead Americans"
    Damn, these Vietnam War games are getting painfully realistic.

    • @burnedbread4691
      @burnedbread4691 2 года назад +5

      And based

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 года назад +6

      I meaaaan technically on kills it was the other way around during the majority of the war

    • @maxthescarecrow4038
      @maxthescarecrow4038 2 года назад +2

      Now that you mention it, teamkilling seems way more realistic now.
      Especially using 'nades while the teammate is on the shitter.

    • @zackfool8931
      @zackfool8931 2 года назад +1

      We had a pile VC had a Mound

    • @jakeking974
      @jakeking974 2 года назад

      @@LeoMastroTV The military? Still pretty fucking terrifying. Our infantry (aka the Army)? Pretty fucking lucky they still have jobs.

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 года назад +1580

    See, womble can hit his targets.
    He just gotta be a walking Mortar team.

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 года назад +5

      i shall put him on earthshaker duty.

    • @Zentaen
      @Zentaen 2 года назад +34

      @@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Don't forget to supply him with the...Ruler! A Dark Age artifact that allows the gunner to use the now almost lost ability to pinpoint target locations without the use of Navy Auspex technology *says the Support Servo Skull*

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 года назад +14

      @@Zentaen no need. he needs only a carpenter's square and a compass. did i *not* tell you that they actually got the STC for the ruler?

    • @Zentaen
      @Zentaen 2 года назад +5

      @@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Aknowledged. Forgive me Magus.

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 года назад +2

      Sovietwomble is clearly an artillery man.

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 2 года назад +385

    *Digby singing Surfin Bird like a damn champion.*
    Womble - "You're ruining my immersion!"
    That song is literally in the movie Full Metal Jacket and the song was released in 1963 with the U.S entering Vietnam in 1965 that song is historically accurate for the time and will help you get immersed in Vietnam... While you're being shot at.

    • @williamthompson1109
      @williamthompson1109 Год назад +1

      Yeah, but the song sucks

    • @LizzyThePirate
      @LizzyThePirate Год назад +13

      And the song is 100% rad.

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 Год назад +1

      I thought he was paying attention to when he got muted, paused his singing only to resume when unmuted. 😂

  • @SeratiTheDood
    @SeratiTheDood 2 года назад +693

    Other than his editing, this is probably the most impressive thing I’ve seen Womble do

    • @spring272
      @spring272 2 года назад +3

      Still can't forget the "doomsday round"

  • @arthurvarc241
    @arthurvarc241 2 года назад +942

    The fact that everyone is impressed by how effective Womble's strategy is, shows that none even remotely thought of using the Grenade+Riffle combo like this. WHICH IS THE INTENTED AND PROPER USE OF IT!

    • @m1garandMUSIC
      @m1garandMUSIC 2 года назад +144

      most people don’t understand how a rifle grenade even works. soviet figured it out without knowing that he figured it out

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 2 года назад +72

      @@m1garandMUSIC obviously they just jam mortars on their rifle barrels and they fire live rounds into the primers to set them off, all while squatting in a bush somewhere twerking

    • @m1garandMUSIC
      @m1garandMUSIC 2 года назад +40

      @@Chaosrain112 i know what you’re saying even though none of it is correct

    • @Chaosrain112
      @Chaosrain112 2 года назад +26

      @@m1garandMUSIC not with that attitude it's not ;)

    • @ihatelife5464
      @ihatelife5464 2 года назад +12

      That strategy has been known since the original COD games, lmao.

  • @SKdestroyer95
    @SKdestroyer95 2 года назад +720

    Between Soviet teamkilling, Joink coming on Soviet, and Digby giving away their positions by singing, its no wonder why this war was such a fuster cluck...

    • @GameOver._.
      @GameOver._. 2 года назад +1

      Yeah definitly a fuster fuck 😂

    • @NihilHS
      @NihilHS 2 года назад +1

      @@GameOver._. yeah it was a real flustered cuck... wait that's not right...

    • @simonnilsson8375
      @simonnilsson8375 2 года назад

      And also no wonder why the americans lost with these people in that war

    • @ZFJinx
      @ZFJinx 2 года назад +3

      I DID NOT WANT TO SAY COMING ON SOVIET D:

    • @SKdestroyer95
      @SKdestroyer95 2 года назад

      @@ZFJinx the subconscious, id driven desire has a unique way to express itself.

  • @CPOverlord
    @CPOverlord 2 года назад +154

    "Infantry is the Queen of the battlefield, and Artillery is the King. And it is well known what the King does to the Queen."

  • @balo2371
    @balo2371 2 года назад +520

    Students: "Math won't help us in life"
    Soviet: "Hold my video game"

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 2 года назад +2

      Hold my rifle grenade

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 2 года назад

      @@zidniafifamani2378 Hold my portable mortar

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 2 года назад

      @@giahuynguyenkim6389 literally 40mm grenade or 60mm mortar

    • @Gonroamin
      @Gonroamin 2 года назад

      Best description I ever heard, was that sniping is literally weaponized math, because of the distances, wind, etc. Involved in taking a shot.

    • @noeastereggsheregoaway
      @noeastereggsheregoaway 2 года назад

      Students: "Gladly."

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 2 года назад +1630

    My claim to fame is having the same scissors as soviet womble

    • @WhiteWolf0212
      @WhiteWolf0212 2 года назад +10

      Are you also British?

    • @kuatasui1131
      @kuatasui1131 2 года назад +38

      have you also been single for a very long time?

    • @Toothspace
      @Toothspace 2 года назад +14

      @@kuatasui1131 How long?

    • @IsThatNaomiOmi
      @IsThatNaomiOmi 2 года назад +1

      PRIASE BE

    • @kuatasui1131
      @kuatasui1131 2 года назад +1

      @@Toothspace that's what she said (was looking at it again and again trying to stop the temptation, i failed)

  • @schonnj
    @schonnj 2 года назад +720

    I do like the fact with a little bit of arts and crafts and some insight, Soviet turned into a mobile one-person mortar team and went on a spree comparable to his run in ARMA 3 with a shotgun loaded with Doomsday rounds. You know, the one where he left a trail of devastation similar to a small tornado.

    • @Azriel_is_real
      @Azriel_is_real 2 года назад +24

      A favorite clip of mine

    • @Tylerthephantom
      @Tylerthephantom 2 года назад +29

      clearly Womble is only dangerous if he access to explosive rounds.

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 2 года назад +1

      @@Tylerthephantom demolitions expert Womble

    • @Bubbble_Bear
      @Bubbble_Bear 2 года назад +21

      which is even funnier considering his incompetence with other froms of explosives

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 2 года назад +2

      Ah yes, the Doomsday shotty. One of my favorite clips

  • @SmokeJam
    @SmokeJam 2 года назад +175

    2:32 did you animate all those mouth movements? Because im amazed on how accurate they are

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my recent video in rs2 for petition to fix voip for steam :)
      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html.

    • @rubydoo3307
      @rubydoo3307 2 года назад +37

      If you are a twitch or Patreon subscriber, he actually goes through how he does it, and how annoying it is, really puts the work into perspective.

  • @RM_EXE
    @RM_EXE 2 года назад +338

    "Where are the VCs!? EVERYWHERE!"
    A common statement from the Americans in the Vietnam War

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 2 года назад +14

      In the trees? No...they ARE the tree's...
      Burn them...all.

  • @garudalead
    @garudalead 2 года назад +418

    The "reload and suddenly there's an enemy" thing, people can hear you reload. As soon as they hear you drop the mag they push

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 2 года назад +31

      The problem is, it also applies to taking a drink or itching. You watch a spot for 5 minutes, no activity, you take 2 seconds to drink something or itch yourself and right then is when they come. :)

    • @thegibbehhh9430
      @thegibbehhh9430 2 года назад +9

      Fun fact: you can cancel reloads at any time. The best way is to just hit 1 (for rifles/main arms, 2 for pistols) and you can instantly keep firing. It even works on the M1 Garand, which you can see the clip fly out when you reload. How does it work? Magic.

  • @korben600
    @korben600 2 года назад +3574

    The irony of Soviet is that he’s actually really *really* clever. He’s got excellent comedic timing, is quick on his feet with a retort, and he’s quite good at utilizing game mechanics in innovative ways that the developers never intended (see the grenade launcher montage and “laser dot sight strategy” on a prior video). He seamlessly switches between the straight man and the screwball in his videos, which is very hard to do, and since we’ve seen him be funny in other people’s videos, we know it’s not an editing trick, he’s just really funny.
    His biggest problem is that he just really *really* sucks at videogames, which is his goddamn job, so we mostly see him friendly firing and fucking up, rather than see him being a goddamn genius at tactics and strategy.
    …also watching him fucking up and teamkilling half his goddamn clan is *much* funnier than watching just a montage of him winning…which also might show how clever he is when it comes to dealing with the algorithm. ;)
    Still, I wouldn’t mind seeing more vids of Soviet being clever. They’re very entertaining.

    • @S0dapop583
      @S0dapop583 2 года назад +184

      Read this and tell me death note music isn’t playing in your head rn

    • @AGenericAccount
      @AGenericAccount 2 года назад +156

      no the developers definitely intended the rifle grenade to work that way, the ranging tool is just an extra nice to have.

    • @Plumbumismyname
      @Plumbumismyname 2 года назад +12

      Which videos were the gl montage and lds strategy may I ask?

    • @rmoody8591
      @rmoody8591 2 года назад +138

      if you compare him with the mass, he is above an above average fps player.We get use to seeing nothing but god tier players on here. he is still better than most rando's you pick up.and his videos are great.

    • @roninallen7249
      @roninallen7249 2 года назад +8

      Hey what video is the laser sight trick

  • @andrewhammett4806
    @andrewhammett4806 2 года назад +115

    That montage at the end can be summed up by “work smarter not harder” we’ll done!

    • @lanchester101
      @lanchester101 2 года назад +2

      The perfect use of a phrase from PAYDAY 2

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 2 года назад +745

    "When was the Bush administration?"
    "Which one?"
    Soviet set himself up for that quip.
    Also, I see Soviet realized that if you can't realiably address death to a specific person, you can send it out with "to whom it may concern" instead.

    • @radtrainlord8126
      @radtrainlord8126 2 года назад +50

      Dear grid coordinates

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 2 года назад +6

      One of my favorite memes

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 2 года назад +5

      "A bullet has someone's name, A grenade is a to whom it may concern, But heavy ordinance is an @everyone."

  • @Kummahndough
    @Kummahndough 2 года назад +158

    "How long have you been single?"
    "When was the Bush Administration?"
    "Which one?"
    That got me more than it should've.

    • @Rayzboomboomroom
      @Rayzboomboomroom 2 года назад +2

      Just trying to help you out but there's no need for the have if you use 've at the end of should

    • @argh1989
      @argh1989 2 года назад +4

      @@Rayzboomboomroom Also thank fucking goodness they didn't use "of" instead...

    • @Rayzboomboomroom
      @Rayzboomboomroom 2 года назад

      @@argh1989 lol

    • @Kummahndough
      @Kummahndough 2 года назад +1

      @@Rayzboomboomroom I wrote this comment half-tired in the morning. Oopsie.

    • @Rayzboomboomroom
      @Rayzboomboomroom 2 года назад +1

      @@Kummahndough understandable

  • @Achilles3666
    @Achilles3666 2 года назад +168

    On behalf of everyone who has ever existed, thank you Soviet for bringing that glorious rifle grenade montage into existence. We are in your debt.

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 2 года назад +51

    Womble is simultaneously the person to use pixel measurements to become the perfect mortarman
    And at the same time use safety scissors

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono 2 года назад +100

    "If we need napalm where do we need it?"
    "On the VC!"
    "WHERE'S THE VC!?"
    "EVERYWHERE!!"
    Now that's a Praire Fire situation

  • @davidbarker9899
    @davidbarker9899 2 года назад +671

    This level of editing is the reason why I'm totally cool with you taking 8 weeks to make one of these. Your attention to detail is phenomenal and your choice of music is perfect! Absolutely love it dude and congrats on 4 million!!!! Big love (no homo tho) from Daranik

    • @darkner2390
      @darkner2390 2 года назад +5

      @Energy Get the F out of here, bot.

    • @SkyFlaks
      @SkyFlaks 2 года назад +7

      Why is RUclips not doing anything about these bots?? Are they busy doing sh*te decisions for no apparent reason?

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 2 года назад +3

      @@SkyFlaks yeah, its fucking embarrassing. Somehow there are new different bots each passing day flooding comment sections everywhere.

    • @Veritanky
      @Veritanky 2 года назад +4

      @@SkyFlaks copyrighting everyone right and left is more important than bots it seems

    • @SinginShooter
      @SinginShooter 2 года назад +1

      8 weeks is fast for him.

  • @maifa9922
    @maifa9922 2 года назад +225

    "where's the VC?!"
    "Everywhere!"
    That's a true 'Nam experience right there

    • @Zenriesz
      @Zenriesz 2 года назад +6

      Well, ZF is about as competent as Americans.

    • @xirensixseo
      @xirensixseo 2 года назад +3

      in the words of chesty puller, paraphrasing, "that makes it easier, then we can just shoot everywhere!"

  • @spencergrove7121
    @spencergrove7121 2 года назад +51

    I love how you used an artillery trick so you can land your rifle grenades. Snipers do the same. They measure out distances from key points and use it to make quick adjustments. I’ve never seen anyone do it in a video game before. So that was cool

    • @jlaws8740
      @jlaws8740 2 года назад +5

      I've done it in Battlefield 1 on Monte Grappa. Was sniping from the second fortress gun towards the fort, and sniped someone from roughly four hundred metres away.

    • @keegenke
      @keegenke 2 года назад +1

      I do it quite often in tarkov, though most engagements are within 300 so it's not so crazy impressive.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Год назад +1

      I used to do it in PUBG with a scope on the kar98. My most successful games were doing that. Sadly I sucked at everything else so never got a win lol

  • @TheCobaltCoyote
    @TheCobaltCoyote 2 года назад +166

    I'm now interested to see what Soviet is like playing Tabletop games after that rifle grenade section.
    That may have also been the only time I've heard the other ZF members get hyped around Soviet's ability.

  • @riesscerbin1366
    @riesscerbin1366 2 года назад +74

    "ooh I got a stuffed crust pizza, I need to heat up my oven.... oh wait I did heat up the oven, Thanks Past Harry!"
    That might be the single most stoner vibe sentence I've ever heard

    • @Solnoric
      @Solnoric 2 года назад +2

      For me it's tied with "it's a bacon cheeseburger with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns"

  • @AD23975
    @AD23975 2 года назад +825

    BRO! That was amazing! This is coming from a retired US Army Scout. My job was to read maps, go behind enemy lines, and report positions as accurate as you did in this game. I have been watching your streams for a few years now and I've always known you are a genius. That day, you proved it!
    I am so glad to see this! You helped me through a dark time in my life before and during COVID. I am forever grateful to the joy you brought me then and now. I see how the gang fucks with you and I wish they could see the talent I see in you, after this, I know they will from now on!

    • @advait35
      @advait35 2 года назад +13

      My respect to you, man 💯

    • @Yoaru
      @Yoaru 2 года назад +5

      Thank you for your service chad

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 года назад +3

      What enemy lines? Like, is that an hypothetical as in "I would go behind enemy lines" or did you fight in a war that had lines? Because what kind of lines can be in the last couple of decades where the US army would need a scout team?

    • @humanoidwolf
      @humanoidwolf 2 года назад +8

      @@Fretec4 what are you trying to say?

    • @blaze4lifedog
      @blaze4lifedog 2 года назад

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix wow this is the dumbest comment i've ever seen lmao

  • @yannickvanbreda6626
    @yannickvanbreda6626 2 года назад +38

    Love it when the first "fuck this shit" comes out. But the tone and emotion behind that second one just cracks me up every time.

  • @SimonClark
    @SimonClark 2 года назад +222

    The power of MATHS

    • @olivermacpherson1800
      @olivermacpherson1800 2 года назад +3

      The good old 'defeated by FACS and LOGIK'

    • @floppywalrus409
      @floppywalrus409 2 года назад +1

      I just got PTSD flashbacks to Star Trek: Discovery

    • @TheOneZytel
      @TheOneZytel 2 года назад

      @@floppywalrus409 Glad (or not) that I wasn't the only one. 😆

  • @simple4832
    @simple4832 2 года назад +310

    "where do you need napalm on"
    Womble: "on the VC"
    "WHERE IS THE VC!?"
    Womble: "EVERYWHERE"
    Perfectly portrays how Vietnam was like

  • @RATGODORIGINAL
    @RATGODORIGINAL 2 года назад +264

    Everyone remembers that whole "One kill per 10000 rounds during the war" thing? I now know who single handendly made it a reality

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 2 года назад +3

      Soviet’s clan pins the enemy down, and he wipes them out with rifle grenades!

    • @painovoimaton
      @painovoimaton 2 года назад

      And then he destroys the statistics with rifle grenades

  • @axoloteol9119
    @axoloteol9119 2 года назад +71

    Soviet really said:“you don't need skills if you have a brain"

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 2 года назад +222

    When the world needed him the most, SovietWomble comes out of his existential shell to upload another glorious video on Rising Storm 2.
    God I love it. 😆🥰

  • @openthinker6562
    @openthinker6562 2 года назад +112

    9:05 I love the undisguised amazement from the others as Womble lands those hits!

  • @Dr.E2008
    @Dr.E2008 2 года назад +260

    As a former real life US Army Artillery Forward Observer, I say “Bravo, sir. Well played!”

  • @chainsawpanda2
    @chainsawpanda2 2 года назад +31

    "Scout, Report in!"
    "HAS EVERYBODY HEARD, ABOUT THE BIRD?! BIRD BIRD BIR-"

  • @alterego480
    @alterego480 2 года назад +172

    "God is on the side with the best rifle grenadiers"
    -Womble

  • @TheKgr320
    @TheKgr320 2 года назад +338

    Even without Womble's mini mortar victory at the end there, can we all just take a moment to appreciate the editing and song choreography that went into that little montage, as well as the whole video? Been watching some of his older Bullshittery and you can really see how far he's come 👍

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 2 года назад +167

    I love how Womble’s time as an American leader is all “cowering in a bunker while enjoying some bukake”, while his time as a VC leader is all “punching through the fabric of the universe as a fuck you to the people asking for tunnels”.
    Just a standard weekend, like.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 года назад +10

      The NVA has indeed the technological superiority, from floating trees, walking grenades, and dirt portals that cross dimensions

    • @RainWelsh
      @RainWelsh 2 года назад

      @@WingMaster562 clearly the game’s set in the reality where the NVA are all warlocks

  • @imthegoat94
    @imthegoat94 2 года назад +30

    “I was drafted into the Vietnam War and then I died.”
    Ah, that ol’ song and dance

  • @kratinpande9956
    @kratinpande9956 2 года назад +73

    I was confused when the paper made its appearance, but then my jaw was dropped the whole time after the first kills. Nice job, Soviet.

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 2 года назад +14

      When he moved the keyboard away, and brought paper, I thought he's going to make a paper keyboard or something lmao

  • @MyKutie
    @MyKutie 2 года назад +129

    Oh man, watching Soviet go from Goofball-semi-failure to I-Am-Become-Death was actually a shock XD I have a new-found respect for him

    • @Fishman465
      @Fishman465 2 года назад +8

      Not the first time, doomsday rounds anyone?

    • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
      @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm 2 года назад +2

      @@Fishman465 **How's your Guns working?**

  • @Uniquenameosaurus
    @Uniquenameosaurus 2 года назад +658

    This has been one of your best!

    • @knowbody4410
      @knowbody4410 2 года назад +1

      How are you not a verified channel? lol

    • @specs6637
      @specs6637 2 года назад

      @@knowbody4410 agreed! This is an outrage!

    • @TheBardSM
      @TheBardSM 2 года назад

      @@knowbody4410 We don't verify ancaps around this around these parts

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Can you guys watch my video on my petition to fix rs2 vietnam?

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      @@knowbody4410 I'm trying to get the info out there about petition to fix rs2 vietnam

  • @alexanderblackie6704
    @alexanderblackie6704 Год назад +16

    Womble in the last sequence is just like, "You're talking mad shit for some solid looking grid coordinates".

  • @godemperormeow8591
    @godemperormeow8591 2 года назад +135

    The commander having superior rifle skills and able to spawn radiomen: “Imma send some recon for the 5th time in a row so that you guys can see that the enemy is in front of you.”
    Suicide grenade runs are extremely useful at pushing to the enemy: it scares the hell out of the enemy player, they can’t retaliate against a dead man, and it helps create a smoke screen but yet nobody does it.

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 2 года назад +17

      Hand delivering grenades used to be my favorite tactic in games.

    • @godemperormeow8591
      @godemperormeow8591 2 года назад +19

      @@StarkRaven59 the enemy is hiding behind a corner, he has mowed down 2 of your guys. What do you do? Do you challenge him 1 v 1 and add to his killstreak? Do you stand still and wait for him to get greedy? Or do you cook a grenade for 2 seconds, dash straight at him and possibly kill 3-4 guys? The best way to push is with well timed and cooked grenades so you gotta be head Chefe 👩🏽‍🍳

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 2 года назад +9

      @@godemperormeow8591 "Delivery! Please sign here."

    • @Solnoric
      @Solnoric 2 года назад +4

      I call it "grenade parade". If you shoot me that live grenade stops being a me problem and becomes a you problem.

  • @Adam9172
    @Adam9172 2 года назад +55

    I appreciate him including 8:34 to reflect that he probably would have hit more had he accounted for his elevated position, then adapts for the subsequent kills. Lovely detail there mate.

  • @SirFloopy
    @SirFloopy 2 года назад +106

    And this is why mortar crews and grenades account for such a high percentage of enemies killed in a conventional war.

  • @jamieyang7589
    @jamieyang7589 2 года назад +183

    “Where’s the VC?”
    Womble: *Everywhere!!”
    Vietnam Vets: “He ain’t wrong”.

    • @TheGamingTruckr
      @TheGamingTruckr 2 года назад +2

      I mean the trees do in fact speak Vietnamese

    • @danhdao7417
      @danhdao7417 2 года назад

      @@TheGamingTruckr You don't think hard enough. The civilian also can speak to the tree. VC is literally everywhere XD, soil, mud, tree, wind and people. Make sure no one alive even hostages!!!

  • @Cpt_Birch
    @Cpt_Birch 2 года назад +66

    Harry is one of my new favorite characters. that bush administration joke was AMAZING. the art pieces were incredibly fun and well done.
    overall an excellent episode, Womble. always worth the wait!

  • @no-mads21st23
    @no-mads21st23 2 года назад +178

    What a great ending sequence. ZF tend to be Bullshitery all the time that you don't know some of the time where they in they're elements or fields of experties.

  • @ShadowDamienOfficial
    @ShadowDamienOfficial Год назад +12

    After seeing his video on the forest, seeing him use paper to specially determine where and what angle to fire his rifle grenades makes sense. And with his face reveal, I can just see his expression and satisfaction doing it.

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 2 года назад +33

    Legend has it, on a quiet night in the Vietnamese jungle, you can still hear the voice of Digby singing. The locals are too afraid to venture there.