Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery (part 3)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Highlights from various games of Rising Storm 2: Vietnam.
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble​
    Sources:
    1:41 & 4:20 - Artwork by NervousHawk
    2:37 - Animation assets by BewBewDingo
    5:27 - X-Files Theme
    7:42 - Wiseguys - Start the Commotion

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit 2 года назад +38526

    *Ok Soviet that ending is god tier....*

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 2 года назад +752

      Oh ‘ello Spiff. Love your work too

    • @reecehaywood3168
      @reecehaywood3168 2 года назад +595

      it reminds me of the ruler strat in shell shock live.

    • @toasterboipencil
      @toasterboipencil 2 года назад +249

      Oh hey, Spiff. Wasnt expecting you here.

    • @BungoLungo
      @BungoLungo 2 года назад +59

      Truly was.

    • @NaughtyNovaroo69
      @NaughtyNovaroo69 2 года назад +40

      Sup you kingdom loving monachist imperiel brit

  • @VoltageTripwire
    @VoltageTripwire 2 года назад +8372

    Womble becoming an Artillery piece was supremely satisfying after all that fuckshittery beforehand.
    Also Womble, if you don't mind putting a tunnel down, that'd be fantastic.

    • @whoeveriam0iam14222
      @whoeveriam0iam14222 2 года назад +293

      monkey's paw
      you get your tunnel. but it's sideways

    • @TwinborneUncutGaming
      @TwinborneUncutGaming 2 года назад +53

      He's working on it

    • @MegaGaming11
      @MegaGaming11 2 года назад +9

      This got me more than it should have

    • @mighty-roman
      @mighty-roman 2 года назад +35

      But have you considered something?
      That's probably the highest point of Womble's life.
      He won't be able to repeat that incident ever again and would probably never be able to reach that height ever again.
      Basically, the rest of his life is practically meaningless.

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 2 года назад +34

      I agree.
      But I'm still waiting on that tunnel.

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 2 года назад +4583

    “When was the Bush administration?”
    “Which one?”
    Fuck me that was quick on Quebec’s part. Brilliant.

    • @cptn.penguin902
      @cptn.penguin902 2 года назад +322

      The whole group can be very quick witted at times ... and then you also get the same people singing "bird is the word" for several minutes, that's why these are so much fun

    • @ChenAnPin
      @ChenAnPin 2 года назад +32

      Imagine we could have almost made that joke about the Clintons.

    • @pheonixshaman
      @pheonixshaman 2 года назад +111

      Its funny because he is implying soviet is both eternally single AND old.

    • @ClemDiamond
      @ClemDiamond 2 года назад +31

      Sometimes they are quite quick, other times Soviet's editing to keep the pace, cuts half a second here and there.

    • @belg4r489
      @belg4r489 2 года назад +5

      Heya, a non-american here, what was the other one referred to, I only know George Bush

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 Год назад +3458

    A bullet: has your name on it.
    A grenade: “to whom it may concern”
    Artillery: “DEAR GRID COORDINATES…”

    • @thomasschulz2167
      @thomasschulz2167 Год назад +174

      Bombing run: "Delete THAT direction..."

    • @Yogasefski
      @Yogasefski Год назад +100

      Napalm: ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF!!!

    • @napalaprentice
      @napalaprentice Год назад +193

      Nuke: *THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine Год назад +65

      ​@@napalaprenticemore like @everyone

    • @that-pixel_guy7636
      @that-pixel_guy7636 Год назад +45

      Planetary collision: “hello darkness my old friend…”

  • @thegraytemplar2548
    @thegraytemplar2548 2 года назад +4373

    2:58 “You’re ruining my immersion!”
    *Doesn’t know that song came out in 1963 and a GI having a mental breakdown in the middle of battle is the most realistic thing possible for this game*

    • @FatalFrostbyte29
      @FatalFrostbyte29 2 года назад +19

      What’s the song name? I don’t remember it

    • @sixthgreeny1880
      @sixthgreeny1880 2 года назад +139

      @@FatalFrostbyte29 literally search "bird is the word"

    • @FatalFrostbyte29
      @FatalFrostbyte29 2 года назад +7

      @@sixthgreeny1880 thanks

    • @wote2760
      @wote2760 2 года назад +158

      Him having a mental breakdown and wanting to frag his LT is probably the most immersive part of the video

    • @rogercruz1547
      @rogercruz1547 2 года назад +12

      @@FatalFrostbyte29 Surfing Bird

  • @Theantininja
    @Theantininja 2 года назад +4353

    Womble with a rifle: not threatening in the least.
    Womble with a hand grenade: A threat to himself and his team, the enemy's best asset.
    Womble with what is effectively portable artillery: I HAVE BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

    • @dafunktrunk
      @dafunktrunk 2 года назад +2

      Hare Krishna, you're dead

    • @7chanconn7
      @7chanconn7 2 года назад +90

      Womble with a machine gun: a threat to his entire team

    • @IIBloodXLustII
      @IIBloodXLustII 2 года назад +145

      @@7chanconn7 Womble with a Javelin: Threat to random villagers two towns over playing on their gameboys.

    • @Grz349
      @Grz349 2 года назад +54

      His friendly fire capacity goes so high it loops back around to being useful

    • @KaRyu-zm2wf
      @KaRyu-zm2wf 2 года назад +15

      There is no Womble, only Artillery Man

  • @DJBSharpMusic
    @DJBSharpMusic 2 года назад +907

    Digby singing "Surfin Bird" is technically increasing immersion, considering that song originally came out in 1964, and the Vietnam War ran from 1955 until 1975.

    • @EyeofG
      @EyeofG 2 года назад +55

      And the song was used in the film Full Metal Jacket during the tank scene where Joker and his squad are being filmed and interviewed for US TV, so surfing bird is a classic Vietnam war tune

    • @Kinichie
      @Kinichie 2 года назад +14

      @@shaunhayes3072 You're thinking of Rock Lobster, which is by the B-52's. Surfin' Bird was performed by The Trashmen.

  • @denoizewan7999
    @denoizewan7999 2 года назад +833

    3:51 I like how Soviet slightly lowered his gun when he sighed, implying he sighed both in game and IRL.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 года назад +126

      He's quite good at that, moving the pov as if he is the character to show personality and visual interest to the viewers, it's a really underrated aspect that he puts in

    • @estrife4892
      @estrife4892 2 года назад +59

      @@wumbosaurus9121 kinda surprised that people are just noticing that ngl. During the CSGO bullshittery series, I noticed it alot. Specially the "My nipples are asymmetrical" bit. The one where Edberg was making fun of him and him shaking his mouse as if the character itself is the one shouting on the top of his lungs.

    • @wumbosaurus9121
      @wumbosaurus9121 2 года назад

      @@estrife4892 Another example is episode 4 of arma bullshittery where the lads talk about wombles fingering session. He's in the pilot seat of the chopper moving his POV around, looking back at one of the dudes as he asks them a question, and at the end he looks away out the window like he's had enough of their shit

    • @lordbluebaron2270
      @lordbluebaron2270 Год назад +8

      Lotta people do that

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN 8 месяцев назад

      @@wumbosaurus9121 I do that aswell, its nothing uniqe

  • @TopKekLethal
    @TopKekLethal 2 года назад +1885

    "Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl"
    -SovietWomble slaughtering the enemy with what is basically a mortar

    • @blastmole299
      @blastmole299 2 года назад +9

      That's what the COD kids call a noob tube

    • @Ragondarknes
      @Ragondarknes 2 года назад +11

      That's a wargame quote! Fancy seeing another refined gentleman here.

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 2 года назад +12

      @@Ragondarknes There are two types of people in this world: artillerymen, and targets.
      Also, the 'artillery adds dignity' line is, in addition to being an excellent Bluefor background chatter, a quote by Fredrick the Great!

    • @CountDraccula
      @CountDraccula 2 года назад +3

      @@blastmole299 If you're saying what Womble used at the end, the Mortar rifle, is what CoD players call a Noob tube I can assure it is not, the Noob tube is simply what CoD kids call a Grenade Launcher attachment on guns.

  • @cacopoggers677
    @cacopoggers677 2 года назад +3321

    Infantry Womble can't hit shit worth a damn, but Artilleryman Womble is an entirely different beast.
    I have never seen a man more born to commit indiscriminate high-explosive slaughter at extreme ranges.
    Good show.

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 года назад +168

      And that's just from Rifle Grenades.
      You give him a Mortar, hell even 155mm artillery and he'll delete an entire squad off the map

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 2 года назад +137

      This isn't his first time. See doomsday rounds from arma.

    • @NarutoMagicCyclops
      @NarutoMagicCyclops 2 года назад +49

      I wanna see try something like that in Squad with a mortar team. What he's doing is exactly what you would do in real life xD

    • @catmadeofdog
      @catmadeofdog 2 года назад +38

      You should see this guy in submarine warfare. A pen and paper is all he needs to sink all of the Home Fleet.

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian 2 года назад +50

      @@ardantop132na6 hell, the last time he uses the mortar he wiped out an entire resistance faction with only one shot. although it was his own team....but who really in ZF pays attention the differences of allies and enemies.

  • @sirswag01
    @sirswag01 2 года назад +4227

    How do you nerf someone who has transcended the game itself?

    • @havefeith
      @havefeith 2 года назад +56

      I mean, the devs in the anime Bofuri certainly managed to do just that. But that's anime.
      Damn if those last few minutes on the video weren't amazing, though.

    • @lousygamer7861
      @lousygamer7861 2 года назад +75

      Gonna be in the next gaming news without the bullshit video, local Englishman becomes one man artillery unit

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 2 года назад +24

      @@havefeith they did? I was under the impression that Maple just found a new way to break the game the next second.

    • @allanjeffries6937
      @allanjeffries6937 2 года назад +5

      You add wind

    • @namelessone5968
      @namelessone5968 2 года назад +11

      easy, you put Cyanide in the mix

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic Год назад +146

    I just realized at 8:38 when he hits the top of the tower and the guy flies off, he doesnt get credit for the kill until the guy hits the ground, meaning that guy was alive the whole way down. Now im just imagining him thinking "Augh! Okay bleeding and falling but im gonna be okay. Ill be fine ill be fine ill be- are those rocks?"

    • @Redofreko
      @Redofreko 2 месяца назад +16

      9 months later but kill feed is delayed in rising storm 2

  • @enyalius
    @enyalius 2 года назад +3039

    Watching all those rifle grenade kills edited into a montage, music blaring trough my headphones, witnessing the shock and awe of friend and foe alike... ...this, this is why I'm subbed!

    • @finalframe8223
      @finalframe8223 2 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @Dani-os8cf
      @Dani-os8cf 2 года назад +21

      thats something i was really hoping to see in a bullshitery while watching his streamings XD

    • @triparo-4620
      @triparo-4620 2 года назад +2

      i literally awed in amazement, it was just that awesome

    • @kison7715
      @kison7715 2 года назад +9

      reminds me to the Doomsday Round Killing Montage in Arma part 6

    • @enyalius
      @enyalius 2 года назад +1

      @@kison7715 Omg yes, that was amazing as well!

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 2 года назад +839

    When all hell’s breaking loose and he’s riding the eye of the storm, Soviet busts out the pen and paper to fucking emulate real artillery tactics in video games.

    • @alphaenterprise2232
      @alphaenterprise2232 2 года назад +65

      thank god it doesn't take wind into consideration

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 2 года назад +162

      @@alphaenterprise2232 He fucked up on stream because he took that into calculation

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 года назад +67

      @@AceOfBlackjack Damn, what a madlad

    • @VitaeLibra
      @VitaeLibra 2 года назад +7

      @@AceOfBlackjack what stream? I don't need sleep, I need answers!!!???!!!

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 2 года назад +43

      @@thx4chrckingin mathlad*

  • @connorbutters8479
    @connorbutters8479 2 года назад +6160

    Soviet's answer to "is the pen mightier than the sword?" is "only when the pen is marking targets for my grenades"

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 года назад +162

      We didn't land on the moon or on Mars by eyeballing it.

    • @peteralexandergraae2830
      @peteralexandergraae2830 2 года назад +62

      Soviet womble utilizing grenades properly. I never thought I'd see the day...

    • @CodeRed99911
      @CodeRed99911 2 года назад +60

      @@peteralexandergraae2830 Well he can't throw them, so at least he can shoot them

    • @Smithers888
      @Smithers888 2 года назад +21

      Maxim 58: The pen is mightiest when it writes orders for swords.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 2 года назад +5

      @@Smithers888 I was going to post that until I saw you. I am happy to be ninjaed!

  • @britishmenace9565
    @britishmenace9565 2 года назад +2200

    As someone who also plays way too much Rising Storm 2, I can say that Womble's grenade launcher skills are no joke, that thing is *hard* to use

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html.

    • @listenorelse_
      @listenorelse_ 2 года назад +126

      TECHNICALLY, it's the piece of paper rather than skills, impressive nonetheless.

    • @Xen0411
      @Xen0411 2 года назад +191

      @@listenorelse_ whatever you do, it's a skill, you cook because you have cooking skills

    • @East16
      @East16 Год назад +123

      @@listenorelse_ well i mean he did the math for the calculations for the paper, he didnt just print out some paper he found online

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer Год назад

      @@listenorelse_ He made the paper, you cretin.

  • @BachNguyen-sd3kl
    @BachNguyen-sd3kl 2 года назад +853

    Soviet when he sees his enemies: misses every shot
    Soviet when he sees his team: *"Aim bot activated"*

    • @GameLeaderR
      @GameLeaderR 2 года назад +3

      You didn't miss if there are no witnesses... Except for the enemy who you failed to kill lol.

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy 2 года назад

      You can says he is getting toggled by his team mates.

    • @Jmvesey
      @Jmvesey 2 года назад

      Soviet when he breaks out the paper: Death Rain

    • @blasterboy123456
      @blasterboy123456 2 года назад

      its more that his team sees him aiming and just run into his line of fire like rats and a kfc deepfiyer

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven 2 года назад +7638

    "If you don't have the aim, beat them with math."
    - Soviet Womble, probably

    • @NexusDex
      @NexusDex 2 года назад +209

      "Hitler is a friend!"
      -Soviet Womble, definitely!

    • @darekter87
      @darekter87 2 года назад +31

      08.03.2022, colourized

    • @vond5829
      @vond5829 2 года назад +53

      @@NexusDex "Hitler, Stalin and me. The boys"
      -Soviet Womble, yes

    • @JohnSmith-li5pj
      @JohnSmith-li5pj 2 года назад +18

      maths* - Soviet Womble, definitely

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 2 года назад +4

      @@vond5829 Да

  • @24YOA
    @24YOA 2 года назад +7365

    "That stupid piece of paper" is what every victim of indirect fire artillery should be cursing 😂

    • @MangoDoxin
      @MangoDoxin 2 года назад +121

      What the fuck even is the paper and how'd he get those measurements?

    • @24YOA
      @24YOA 2 года назад +505

      @@MangoDoxin The map size varies but is probably found in the game files. Someone probably published the dimensions of each map, Soviet divided the dimensions by the grid squares and boom - he now can measure distance for indirect fire.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 2 года назад +85

      @@24YOA Could you dumb it down ever further for me?

    • @mrblue15333
      @mrblue15333 2 года назад +305

      Titan Uranus The papers he cut match the square on each grid of different maps, those papers have distance written on it as you can see him cutting and lining them on to his screen. Then he uses that to calculate in game distance to use mortar

    • @24YOA
      @24YOA 2 года назад +282

      @@titanuranus3095 Each map has grid squares.
      Because the square is an equal shape, the length, width, height, and a diagonal line between opposite corners is the same.
      Soviet is able to look at his position on the map, then the enemy's position. Using his squares, he is able to measure the distance between the two and accurately land indirect fire on the enemy with the rifle grenade.
      Without the squares, it would be much more difficult to measure the distance accurately. This is because in the game, the grid squares can be of varying distances. You can see some are ~80m across, while others are ~100m across. This is why he has made multiple squares for every map.

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 2 года назад +429

    I love that Digby later revealed he had his chat muted during the bird is the word section and he was completely oblivious that anyone else could hear it. He was just singing to himself

  • @ashadieeyahsultana1062
    @ashadieeyahsultana1062 2 года назад +468

    *Soviet Womble:* Misses the easiest shots in the world
    *Also Soviet Womble:* Hits artillery strikes with a grenade with the power of dead trees

  • @RogoueDD
    @RogoueDD 2 года назад +1062

    Soviet with machine guns, rifles, shotguns, and flammenwerfers: Unimpressive, teamkills aplenty, just disappointing.
    Soviet with -a grenade launcher- artillery and some coordinates: The physical embodiment of Death itself.

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 2 года назад +35

      I want Soviet and his rifle grenades to back me up in a firefight!

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 года назад +42

      Doomsday shotgun rounds anyone?

    • @AceTheAviator
      @AceTheAviator 2 года назад +2

      just like the real soviets

    • @KnightofBretonnia
      @KnightofBretonnia 2 года назад +7

      Get this man in Foxhole stat, I need him running arty ops for the glorious Colonial Legion

    • @Whin556
      @Whin556 2 года назад +4

      It's reminds of when he used the Doomsday round. Like if I can't deal with my enemies with precision. Everyone will have to deal with chaos.

  • @sunnyhunsta2266
    @sunnyhunsta2266 2 года назад +1874

    It all makes sense why this bullshittery took so long. The animation for Digby singing Bird is the Word was hilarious

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 года назад +53

      He really goes over the top editing little bits that nobody seems to really appreciate how much effort it takes to do.

    • @yunofun
      @yunofun 2 года назад +33

      I always just assumed it takes so long because he has to track every bullet and replace it with a "pew"

    • @volteer1332
      @volteer1332 2 года назад +30

      @@yunofun he doesn't actually track the bullet, but he does have to manually center any text over people's heads because that auto-follow feature doesn't work In many clips.
      He also has gotten into cartoon animation and believe me that is not an easy thing to do

  • @StarlightSavanna
    @StarlightSavanna 2 года назад +1471

    The *sound muted* smacking Digby down is a masterpiece.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +1

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am RUclips's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear star

    • @nukablecherries
      @nukablecherries 2 года назад +1

      Your comment sub section is weird.

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 2 года назад +2

      If I've heard correctly about Soviet's animating style: ALL. HAND. ANIMATED. Which frankly you need the patience of a saint, all the time in the world, and a lot of work. It's slow, but it's worth it for the High Quality editing we've come to expect from him, God tier.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Hey watch my recent video on fixing rs2 vietnam!

    • @domoSapiens_
      @domoSapiens_ 2 года назад

      Actually am agreeing

  • @TorremThonius
    @TorremThonius 2 года назад +1024

    I feel like we all need a “Past Harry” in our lives. Be the oven-preheater you want to see in the world.

    • @protip9727
      @protip9727 2 года назад +46

      Pro-tip: just leave your oven on all the time and you won't have to preheat it ever again

    • @TorremThonius
      @TorremThonius 2 года назад +28

      @@protip9727 this guy preheats.

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 2 года назад +45

      @@protip9727 Instructions unclear. Burned my house down.

    • @TorremThonius
      @TorremThonius 2 года назад +25

      @@onebigfatguy Now your house is one giant oven and you can cook all the pizza you want.

    • @illagevidiot8254
      @illagevidiot8254 2 года назад +5

      Forgetting about preheating the oven is probably not a good thing

  • @Ganjoff
    @Ganjoff 2 года назад +301

    I love that near the end someone in the game chat is just yelling "WOMBLE HAS SQUARES FOR THIS ONE!". Fucking fantastic content as always Soviet.

  • @TheAnnoyingReaper
    @TheAnnoyingReaper 2 года назад +4593

    Never has there been a more apt moment to prove the maxim:
    Infantry win firefights
    Tanks win battles
    Artillery win wars

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @AidanS99
      @AidanS99 2 года назад +92

      If artillery win wars, then what does air support do?

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад +17

      @@AidanS99 haha

    • @deegsupreme3796
      @deegsupreme3796 2 года назад +271

      @@AidanS99 airdropped “artillery”

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 года назад +135

      @@AidanS99 An extra artillery that is too busy to do artillery's job

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 года назад +1466

    "we're just making a pile of dead Americans"
    Damn, these Vietnam War games are getting painfully realistic.

    • @burnedbread4691
      @burnedbread4691 2 года назад +5

      And based

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 года назад +6

      I meaaaan technically on kills it was the other way around during the majority of the war

    • @maxthescarecrow4038
      @maxthescarecrow4038 2 года назад +2

      Now that you mention it, teamkilling seems way more realistic now.
      Especially using 'nades while the teammate is on the shitter.

    • @zackfool8931
      @zackfool8931 2 года назад +1

      We had a pile VC had a Mound

    • @jakeking974
      @jakeking974 2 года назад

      @@LeoMastroTV The military? Still pretty fucking terrifying. Our infantry (aka the Army)? Pretty fucking lucky they still have jobs.

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 2 года назад +381

    *Digby singing Surfin Bird like a damn champion.*
    Womble - "You're ruining my immersion!"
    That song is literally in the movie Full Metal Jacket and the song was released in 1963 with the U.S entering Vietnam in 1965 that song is historically accurate for the time and will help you get immersed in Vietnam... While you're being shot at.

    • @williamthompson1109
      @williamthompson1109 Год назад +1

      Yeah, but the song sucks

    • @LizzyThePirate
      @LizzyThePirate Год назад +13

      And the song is 100% rad.

    • @MechWarrior894
      @MechWarrior894 Год назад +1

      I thought he was paying attention to when he got muted, paused his singing only to resume when unmuted. 😂

  • @Powdershredder45
    @Powdershredder45 2 года назад +2683

    " Oh I've gotta preheat my oven... Oh I DID preheat my oven!", those who watch soviet after a couple drinks can definitely understand this joy...

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

    • @MrNicodepies
      @MrNicodepies 2 года назад +74

      Thanks past Harry!

    • @gdaymatemxr
      @gdaymatemxr 2 года назад +10

      I love Harrh

    • @fngaming420
      @fngaming420 Год назад +13

      @@MrNicodepies I’ve used this quote in games more than once now when I’ve remembered to do something ahead of when I needed it. 😁

    • @noahboucher125
      @noahboucher125 Год назад

      I also thank my past self when things like that happen

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 года назад +1580

    See, womble can hit his targets.
    He just gotta be a walking Mortar team.

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 года назад +5

      i shall put him on earthshaker duty.

    • @Zentaen
      @Zentaen 2 года назад +34

      @@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Don't forget to supply him with the...Ruler! A Dark Age artifact that allows the gunner to use the now almost lost ability to pinpoint target locations without the use of Navy Auspex technology *says the Support Servo Skull*

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 года назад +14

      @@Zentaen no need. he needs only a carpenter's square and a compass. did i *not* tell you that they actually got the STC for the ruler?

    • @Zentaen
      @Zentaen 2 года назад +5

      @@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 Aknowledged. Forgive me Magus.

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 года назад +2

      Sovietwomble is clearly an artillery man.

  • @CPOverlord
    @CPOverlord 2 года назад +150

    "Infantry is the Queen of the battlefield, and Artillery is the King. And it is well known what the King does to the Queen."

    • @dovahwolf1397
      @dovahwolf1397 10 месяцев назад +2

      That is one beautiful quote

  • @schonnj
    @schonnj 2 года назад +720

    I do like the fact with a little bit of arts and crafts and some insight, Soviet turned into a mobile one-person mortar team and went on a spree comparable to his run in ARMA 3 with a shotgun loaded with Doomsday rounds. You know, the one where he left a trail of devastation similar to a small tornado.

    • @Azriel_is_real
      @Azriel_is_real 2 года назад +25

      A favorite clip of mine

    • @Tylerthephantom
      @Tylerthephantom 2 года назад +29

      clearly Womble is only dangerous if he access to explosive rounds.

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 2 года назад +1

      @@Tylerthephantom demolitions expert Womble

    • @Bubbble_Bear
      @Bubbble_Bear 2 года назад +21

      which is even funnier considering his incompetence with other froms of explosives

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 2 года назад +2

      Ah yes, the Doomsday shotty. One of my favorite clips

  • @garudalead
    @garudalead 2 года назад +412

    The "reload and suddenly there's an enemy" thing, people can hear you reload. As soon as they hear you drop the mag they push

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 2 года назад +30

      The problem is, it also applies to taking a drink or itching. You watch a spot for 5 minutes, no activity, you take 2 seconds to drink something or itch yourself and right then is when they come. :)

    • @thegibbehhh9430
      @thegibbehhh9430 2 года назад +9

      Fun fact: you can cancel reloads at any time. The best way is to just hit 1 (for rifles/main arms, 2 for pistols) and you can instantly keep firing. It even works on the M1 Garand, which you can see the clip fly out when you reload. How does it work? Magic.

  • @SeratiTheDood
    @SeratiTheDood 2 года назад +689

    Other than his editing, this is probably the most impressive thing I’ve seen Womble do

    • @spring272
      @spring272 2 года назад +2

      Still can't forget the "doomsday round"

  • @andrewhammett4806
    @andrewhammett4806 2 года назад +114

    That montage at the end can be summed up by “work smarter not harder” we’ll done!

    • @lanchester101
      @lanchester101 2 года назад +2

      The perfect use of a phrase from PAYDAY 2

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 2 года назад +1628

    My claim to fame is having the same scissors as soviet womble

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 2 года назад +741

    "When was the Bush administration?"
    "Which one?"
    Soviet set himself up for that quip.
    Also, I see Soviet realized that if you can't realiably address death to a specific person, you can send it out with "to whom it may concern" instead.

    • @radtrainlord8126
      @radtrainlord8126 2 года назад +49

      Dear grid coordinates

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 2 года назад +5

      One of my favorite memes

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 2 года назад +4

      "A bullet has someone's name, A grenade is a to whom it may concern, But heavy ordinance is an @everyone."

  • @balo2371
    @balo2371 2 года назад +520

    Students: "Math won't help us in life"
    Soviet: "Hold my video game"

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 2 года назад +2

      Hold my rifle grenade

    • @giahuynguyenkim6389
      @giahuynguyenkim6389 2 года назад

      @@zidniafifamani2378 Hold my portable mortar

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 2 года назад

      @@giahuynguyenkim6389 literally 40mm grenade or 60mm mortar

    • @Gonroamin
      @Gonroamin 2 года назад

      Best description I ever heard, was that sniping is literally weaponized math, because of the distances, wind, etc. Involved in taking a shot.

    • @noeastereggsheregoaway
      @noeastereggsheregoaway 2 года назад

      Students: "Gladly."

  • @haosaglotas7136
    @haosaglotas7136 2 года назад +725

    zf clan in a nutshell
    everyone but soviet: running then immediately dying
    soviet: tactically plays and maps the game's map using a piece of fucking paper and solos everyone in the fucking server like the literal god he is

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html.

    • @jacksnexus2616
      @jacksnexus2616 2 года назад +74

      Don't forget team killing to the max and missing enemy statues 5 feet in front of him

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 года назад

      I have seen him play full matches, he is cancer to play with on your team. Spends most of his time cathering to his viewers, that his job and all, so he won't pay attention or communicate. In a way, he misses so much because he isn't focusing on playing the game. In another, he is choosing to play like a lost comedian with a go pro taped to his head, making jokes about the situation. It's funny to watch if you like the odd joke but most of it is him rambling. He even goes on tirades complaining about other players, instead of actually helping out.

    • @45calGunslinger
      @45calGunslinger 2 года назад +18

      Not to mention 6:40 literally every other ZF member would go for something fancy like a knife kill and Womble just hoses the building with an RPK.

    • @SnowFox-gv2rn
      @SnowFox-gv2rn 10 месяцев назад

      666 likes!

  • @spencergrove7121
    @spencergrove7121 2 года назад +47

    I love how you used an artillery trick so you can land your rifle grenades. Snipers do the same. They measure out distances from key points and use it to make quick adjustments. I’ve never seen anyone do it in a video game before. So that was cool

    • @jlaws8740
      @jlaws8740 2 года назад +5

      I've done it in Battlefield 1 on Monte Grappa. Was sniping from the second fortress gun towards the fort, and sniped someone from roughly four hundred metres away.

    • @keegenke
      @keegenke 2 года назад +1

      I do it quite often in tarkov, though most engagements are within 300 so it's not so crazy impressive.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster Год назад +1

      I used to do it in PUBG with a scope on the kar98. My most successful games were doing that. Sadly I sucked at everything else so never got a win lol

  • @RM_EXE
    @RM_EXE 2 года назад +336

    "Where are the VCs!? EVERYWHERE!"
    A common statement from the Americans in the Vietnam War

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 2 года назад +14

      In the trees? No...they ARE the tree's...
      Burn them...all.

  • @RATGODORIGINAL
    @RATGODORIGINAL 2 года назад +263

    Everyone remembers that whole "One kill per 10000 rounds during the war" thing? I now know who single handendly made it a reality

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner 2 года назад +3

      Soviet’s clan pins the enemy down, and he wipes them out with rifle grenades!

    • @painovoimaton
      @painovoimaton 2 года назад

      And then he destroys the statistics with rifle grenades

  • @TheCobaltCoyote
    @TheCobaltCoyote 2 года назад +164

    I'm now interested to see what Soviet is like playing Tabletop games after that rifle grenade section.
    That may have also been the only time I've heard the other ZF members get hyped around Soviet's ability.

  • @Uegue
    @Uegue Год назад +58

    Was actually really nice to see Womble be very successful at something and get compliments from the other members

  • @maifa9922
    @maifa9922 2 года назад +222

    "where's the VC?!"
    "Everywhere!"
    That's a true 'Nam experience right there

    • @Zenriesz
      @Zenriesz 2 года назад +6

      Well, ZF is about as competent as Americans.

    • @xirensixseo
      @xirensixseo 2 года назад +3

      in the words of chesty puller, paraphrasing, "that makes it easier, then we can just shoot everywhere!"

  • @SirFloopy
    @SirFloopy 2 года назад +106

    And this is why mortar crews and grenades account for such a high percentage of enemies killed in a conventional war.

  • @simple4832
    @simple4832 2 года назад +309

    "where do you need napalm on"
    Womble: "on the VC"
    "WHERE IS THE VC!?"
    Womble: "EVERYWHERE"
    Perfectly portrays how Vietnam was like

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono 2 года назад +98

    "If we need napalm where do we need it?"
    "On the VC!"
    "WHERE'S THE VC!?"
    "EVERYWHERE!!"
    Now that's a Praire Fire situation

  • @Achilles3666
    @Achilles3666 2 года назад +167

    On behalf of everyone who has ever existed, thank you Soviet for bringing that glorious rifle grenade montage into existence. We are in your debt.

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 2 года назад +51

    Womble is simultaneously the person to use pixel measurements to become the perfect mortarman
    And at the same time use safety scissors

  • @alterego480
    @alterego480 2 года назад +173

    "God is on the side with the best rifle grenadiers"
    -Womble

  • @riesscerbin1366
    @riesscerbin1366 2 года назад +73

    "ooh I got a stuffed crust pizza, I need to heat up my oven.... oh wait I did heat up the oven, Thanks Past Harry!"
    That might be the single most stoner vibe sentence I've ever heard

    • @Solnoric
      @Solnoric 2 года назад +2

      For me it's tied with "it's a bacon cheeseburger with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns"

  • @davidbarker9899
    @davidbarker9899 2 года назад +671

    This level of editing is the reason why I'm totally cool with you taking 8 weeks to make one of these. Your attention to detail is phenomenal and your choice of music is perfect! Absolutely love it dude and congrats on 4 million!!!! Big love (no homo tho) from Daranik

    • @darkner2390
      @darkner2390 2 года назад +5

      @Energy Get the F out of here, bot.

    • @SkyFlaks
      @SkyFlaks 2 года назад +7

      Why is RUclips not doing anything about these bots?? Are they busy doing sh*te decisions for no apparent reason?

    • @ElectricalSwift
      @ElectricalSwift 2 года назад +3

      @@SkyFlaks yeah, its fucking embarrassing. Somehow there are new different bots each passing day flooding comment sections everywhere.

    • @hoho7029
      @hoho7029 2 года назад +4

      @@SkyFlaks copyrighting everyone right and left is more important than bots it seems

    • @SinginShooter
      @SinginShooter 2 года назад +1

      8 weeks is fast for him.

  • @blakexi3731
    @blakexi3731 2 года назад +115

    "I've been single since the bush administration"
    'Sprays random women with hot spicy napalm'
    Might see your problem there mate.

  • @openthinker6562
    @openthinker6562 2 года назад +112

    9:05 I love the undisguised amazement from the others as Womble lands those hits!

  • @SmokeJam
    @SmokeJam 2 года назад +174

    2:32 did you animate all those mouth movements? Because im amazed on how accurate they are

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my recent video in rs2 for petition to fix voip for steam :)
      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html.

    • @rubydoo3307
      @rubydoo3307 2 года назад +37

      If you are a twitch or Patreon subscriber, he actually goes through how he does it, and how annoying it is, really puts the work into perspective.

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh 2 года назад +61

    Womble’s progression from “shit Soviet’s got a grenade we’re all going to die” to “Soviet killed the entire enemy team with grenades” is a better character arc than anything in the later seasons of Game of Thrones, aye.

  • @imthegoat94
    @imthegoat94 2 года назад +30

    “I was drafted into the Vietnam War and then I died.”
    Ah, that ol’ song and dance

  • @TheKgr320
    @TheKgr320 2 года назад +338

    Even without Womble's mini mortar victory at the end there, can we all just take a moment to appreciate the editing and song choreography that went into that little montage, as well as the whole video? Been watching some of his older Bullshittery and you can really see how far he's come 👍

  • @themonlight13
    @themonlight13 2 года назад +209

    My Rising Storm 2 experience so far:
    - Installed the game
    - Joined a round
    - Accidentaly killed a teammate
    - Got pretty heavy insulted by entire team
    - Got Votekicked
    - Uninstalled the game

    • @P3rm4frost
      @P3rm4frost 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @devonlord99
      @devonlord99 2 года назад +44

      Skill issue. Kill the whole team next time.

    • @MrParallaxFx
      @MrParallaxFx 2 года назад +5

      same
      also drove at least 3 helicopters full of people into the ground

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 2 года назад +10

      Where you went wrong was in the "accidentally killed team-mate" bit.
      next time, make sure it's no fucking accident. 😂

    • @goofy851
      @goofy851 2 года назад +4

      If you can't take a bit of flaming for TKing someone, stop using the internet and crawl back into the pillow fort you came out of.

  • @CptFreefall
    @CptFreefall 2 года назад +290

    Womble using a gun: missing every shot
    Womble using grenades: fail every time
    Womble using a gun that launches grenades: instant MVP
    makes sense

    • @KUNAIfever
      @KUNAIfever 2 года назад +24

      the same man who decimated half the town with a shotgun and doom shells

    • @drizzitdude
      @drizzitdude 2 года назад +19

      Listen, throwing a grenade relies on gut feeling and some sense of aim. Shooting a gun require aim. But a mortar launcher? All that is math baby. No need to actually "aim" the gun. Just plot some dots on a map and sit behind cover 3 hills away.

    • @akarycun6227
      @akarycun6227 2 года назад +7

      Two negatives make a positive.

    • @nikel-
      @nikel- 2 года назад +1

      @@KUNAIfever also the same guy who called in airstrike on civilian targets

    • @KUNAIfever
      @KUNAIfever 2 года назад +2

      @@nikel- more like acceptable casualties

  • @godemperormeow8591
    @godemperormeow8591 2 года назад +135

    The commander having superior rifle skills and able to spawn radiomen: “Imma send some recon for the 5th time in a row so that you guys can see that the enemy is in front of you.”
    Suicide grenade runs are extremely useful at pushing to the enemy: it scares the hell out of the enemy player, they can’t retaliate against a dead man, and it helps create a smoke screen but yet nobody does it.

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 2 года назад +17

      Hand delivering grenades used to be my favorite tactic in games.

    • @godemperormeow8591
      @godemperormeow8591 2 года назад +19

      @@StarkRaven59 the enemy is hiding behind a corner, he has mowed down 2 of your guys. What do you do? Do you challenge him 1 v 1 and add to his killstreak? Do you stand still and wait for him to get greedy? Or do you cook a grenade for 2 seconds, dash straight at him and possibly kill 3-4 guys? The best way to push is with well timed and cooked grenades so you gotta be head Chefe 👩🏽‍🍳

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 2 года назад +9

      @@godemperormeow8591 "Delivery! Please sign here."

    • @Solnoric
      @Solnoric 2 года назад +4

      I call it "grenade parade". If you shoot me that live grenade stops being a me problem and becomes a you problem.

  • @kratinpande9956
    @kratinpande9956 2 года назад +72

    I was confused when the paper made its appearance, but then my jaw was dropped the whole time after the first kills. Nice job, Soviet.

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 2 года назад +14

      When he moved the keyboard away, and brought paper, I thought he's going to make a paper keyboard or something lmao

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 2 года назад +33

    Legend has it, on a quiet night in the Vietnamese jungle, you can still hear the voice of Digby singing. The locals are too afraid to venture there.

  • @ShadowDamienOfficial
    @ShadowDamienOfficial Год назад +12

    After seeing his video on the forest, seeing him use paper to specially determine where and what angle to fire his rifle grenades makes sense. And with his face reveal, I can just see his expression and satisfaction doing it.

  • @gouravduttaroy5238
    @gouravduttaroy5238 2 года назад +81

    That's why I love the rifle granade. It's just point and click adventure.

  • @michaelbarnes5223
    @michaelbarnes5223 2 года назад +191

    The entire US military: *spends 20 years failing to take control of a country, suffering hundreds of thousands of casualties*
    Some brit with a piece of scrap paper: *does it in

    • @khorehmandirani
      @khorehmandirani 2 года назад +11

      He's playing Vietnamese usually too, so that makes it interesting (since the rifle grenade combo is only available to them)

    • @jcumm6867
      @jcumm6867 2 года назад +2

      Wait wouldn't < mean less than, not >?

    • @Mr-Broccoli
      @Mr-Broccoli 2 года назад +1

      I mean well... brits did take over most of the world..

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Can yall watch my video on rs2 vietnam to fix voip?

  • @MyKutie
    @MyKutie 2 года назад +129

    Oh man, watching Soviet go from Goofball-semi-failure to I-Am-Become-Death was actually a shock XD I have a new-found respect for him

    • @Fishman465
      @Fishman465 2 года назад +8

      Not the first time, doomsday rounds anyone?

    • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
      @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm 2 года назад +2

      @@Fishman465 **How's your Guns working?**

  • @chainsawpanda2
    @chainsawpanda2 2 года назад +31

    "Scout, Report in!"
    "HAS EVERYBODY HEARD, ABOUT THE BIRD?! BIRD BIRD BIR-"

  • @kleinthegreat6869
    @kleinthegreat6869 2 года назад +130

    "WHERE'S THE VC?!"
    "EVERYWHERE!"
    This is so accurate!

  • @no-mads21st23
    @no-mads21st23 2 года назад +178

    What a great ending sequence. ZF tend to be Bullshitery all the time that you don't know some of the time where they in they're elements or fields of experties.

  • @alexanderblackie6704
    @alexanderblackie6704 Год назад +16

    Womble in the last sequence is just like, "You're talking mad shit for some solid looking grid coordinates".

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 2 года назад +60

    Today, I learned that Womble is frightening to play against when he's using rifle grenades.
    And math.

    • @Tri_Nitro
      @Tri_Nitro 2 года назад +5

      It's dangerous to even be in lobby with him when he gets his explosives in hand

    • @YinYangAngel55
      @YinYangAngel55 2 года назад +1

      @@Tri_Nitro correction..when he's SHOOTING grenades he's dangerous. When he's throwing them he's a danger to his team and himself

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 года назад +2

      *Grenade accuracy:*
      Womble in CS:GO: cheems
      Womble in Rising Storm 2: chad doge

    • @Tri_Nitro
      @Tri_Nitro 2 года назад +1

      @@YinYangAngel55 that's why I said the whole lobby

  • @geraintgianna4041
    @geraintgianna4041 2 года назад +46

    Freaking mortar man ending lols. Its that line all over again:
    'A bullet says Dear Target but a grenade simply goes To whomever it concerns.'

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 года назад +7

      meanwhile, artillery: "dear grid coordinates"

    • @PrinsPrygel
      @PrinsPrygel 2 года назад +4

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 Meanwhile, rocket artillery: "Fuck everyone in that general direction"

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 года назад +4

      @@PrinsPrygel meanwhile, exterminatus: @everyone

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 2 года назад

      I'm saving that quote

  • @mrshadow4007
    @mrshadow4007 2 года назад +62

    That Hexa-kill at 8:26 is just beautiful.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/blXUhN2Vpfw/видео.html

    • @Solnoric
      @Solnoric 2 года назад +1

      Septa. He got 7.

    • @mrshadow4007
      @mrshadow4007 2 года назад +4

      @@Solnoric Hexa. He got 6.

    • @Dragoon1809
      @Dragoon1809 Год назад +1

      mmmmmmmmonster kill kill kill!

  • @aaalvaro8474
    @aaalvaro8474 2 года назад +77

    He overcame his weakness of shooting close to the target by changing to a weapon that only requires to shoot as close to the target as posible.
    Well done mate.

  • @latewizard301
    @latewizard301 2 года назад +150

    "I thought we were friends"
    No he teamkilled you, you're now one of his best friends 😅

  • @invictus127
    @invictus127 Год назад +10

    Every so often I come back to this for the end part. There is *nothing* more dangerous than a petty math nerd.

  • @Blu_Moon_Owl
    @Blu_Moon_Owl 2 года назад +59

    Wow that was super impressive being able to actually measure the distance of the enemy for the grenade.

  • @choomah
    @choomah 2 года назад +222

    Soviets rifle frag section was a thing of beauty, I'll fight anyone who states different.
    Edit: "But I HIT my targets." Possibly the sweetest 4 seconds of video gaming history.

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 2 года назад

      Would've been even better if he actually said it as it hit 🥲

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 2 года назад +8

      @@louisrobitaille5810
      No, no, the timing was already perfect. Just the slightest pause after he says it. Couldn't have planned it better, I think.

    • @pretary1845
      @pretary1845 2 года назад +3

      @@HaydenLau. I don't think it could have been more perfect. The pause was what MADE it... The fact that he was so sure of himself and his calculations that he just sat back and watched the show. Otherwise it would have been him hitting a target and saying "see? I hit my targets..." Lame. Louis R. You should reconsider your position because that was a slander to the clip itself... The very nature of the clip. Apologize.

    • @toybox2917
      @toybox2917 2 года назад +1

      @@pretary1845 It's funny how you replied to the wrong person

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 2 года назад

      @@HaydenLau. It sounded to me like the Midorima shot in Kuroko no Basuke where he shot the ball, turned around 'cause he was like "still not in?", then it did 😬.

  • @LikeWagon
    @LikeWagon 2 года назад +115

    I'm impressed that SovietWomble is more of the artilleryman than a grenadier himself in the past streams.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips 2 года назад

      Watch my video on rs2 petition for voip :)

  • @Nightwing0037
    @Nightwing0037 Год назад +5

    7:40 "Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PVP"

  • @Adam9172
    @Adam9172 2 года назад +55

    I appreciate him including 8:34 to reflect that he probably would have hit more had he accounted for his elevated position, then adapts for the subsequent kills. Lovely detail there mate.

  • @jamieyang7589
    @jamieyang7589 2 года назад +183

    “Where’s the VC?”
    Womble: *Everywhere!!”
    Vietnam Vets: “He ain’t wrong”.

    • @TheGamingTruckr
      @TheGamingTruckr 2 года назад +2

      I mean the trees do in fact speak Vietnamese

    • @danhdao7417
      @danhdao7417 2 года назад

      @@TheGamingTruckr You don't think hard enough. The civilian also can speak to the tree. VC is literally everywhere XD, soil, mud, tree, wind and people. Make sure no one alive even hostages!!!

  • @fausto123
    @fausto123 2 года назад +71

    "That stupid piece of paper"
    Actually that's the most smart thing that womble have done. Why I did not think in it before?

    • @theirelandidiot
      @theirelandidiot 2 года назад +4

      how does it work anyway? i am a bit confused.

    • @pred6
      @pred6 2 года назад +33

      @@theirelandidiot The grid on the map is measured in units of 10. He cuts out pieces of paper to fit the grid, which then means that he has squares of paper that are equal to the in game maps distances. From there he can look at a space in game, see it on the map, see his location, see it on the map, and use the squares as a ruler to get exact distance. Using exact distance, he can adjust his rifle grenades with high accuracy.
      He's basically just used a ruler to do math in basically the same way you would IRL in a war, using math to know distance, range, angles, gravity, etc but dumbed down for a video game. It'd be like the guy that plays League of Legends and puts the enemies resistances into a calculator to do the math to know if his combo will kill the enemy before doing it when seeing that it will.

    • @eye_balling
      @eye_balling 2 года назад +1

      Orrrrrr he can mark with Z which shows your distance to the mark. The paper was smart but not clever.

    • @weebanimefan7760
      @weebanimefan7760 2 года назад

      @@pred6 Or you can drag your cursor to the enemy's resistance stat and it will show how much % of an attack will be prevented, but after a year or less you can guess the percentage of the resistance, it's not that hard.

    • @khorehmandirani
      @khorehmandirani 2 года назад +6

      @@eye_balling Nah, the spotting system is brain-dead to say the least: you almost always spot further than needed :/

  • @HemiPowah
    @HemiPowah 2 месяца назад +1

    The little animated Digby jamming out to surfin bird cracked me up way too much

  • @Cpt_Birch
    @Cpt_Birch 2 года назад +65

    Harry is one of my new favorite characters. that bush administration joke was AMAZING. the art pieces were incredibly fun and well done.
    overall an excellent episode, Womble. always worth the wait!

  • @TheArsenalgunner28
    @TheArsenalgunner28 2 года назад +66

    Heard Soviet constantly talking about 'the animation' for this video delaying it on his daily streams...and now I see it was totally worth it xD Wonderful work Womble.
    You mentioned one day that this channel will need to end recently but I dread the day that happens.

    • @tadhgmcelligott3693
      @tadhgmcelligott3693 2 года назад +2

      WAIT HE SAID HES ENDING HIS RUclips CHANNEL? when'd he say that and what was his reason?

    • @chao807
      @chao807 2 года назад

      @@tadhgmcelligott3693 nothing as dramatic, he's not ending the channel right now.
      OP meant that ONE DAY the channel will go, but not any time soon ~

    • @TheArsenalgunner28
      @TheArsenalgunner28 2 года назад

      @@tadhgmcelligott3693 nah he mentioned on stream that ‘one day it will have to end, because RUclips is too stressful’ but I think he’s talking in like 4/5 years
      He did say in the same conversation with his chat that it was likely RUclips might start nuking channels in the future that were ‘too edgy’ but I’m not so sure about that.
      I think the backlash will be too huge. I think nuking videos is more likely (and that may have been what he meant, I didn’t hear the whole conversation). I think Soviet also talked about how they’re trying to find a way to archive them too just incase videos start getting taken down.

  • @eriknilsson7787
    @eriknilsson7787 2 года назад +17

    “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

  • @nicg1842
    @nicg1842 2 года назад +5

    3:40
    VC Commander: "scout, report in."
    VC Scout: "MAO MAO MAO OOO A O-"

  • @plzcheck286AAA
    @plzcheck286AAA 2 года назад +28

    It is mandatory that with every video, as balance for ZF's display of utter incompetence, that Womble has to include a final section of him dunking on others with either genius, madness, brilliance or all three.

  • @arkhamwarden1205
    @arkhamwarden1205 2 года назад +6

    Womble, the only RUclipsr who doesn’t need great edits to make his videos funny, but it becomes SO much better.

  • @ajc0072
    @ajc0072 2 года назад +49

    "Me and a man were given 4 hours to chop down a tree. He spent his 3 hours swinging while I spent 1 hour sharpening the axe."
    -Soviet womble and his shitty papers

    • @Euveiclaris
      @Euveiclaris 2 года назад +2

      How do the papers work? I'm really curious about how he uses them since I don't play the game and I don't know the significance of the distances on them and how he's then able to use those to coordinate his artillery strikes

    • @decentish8546
      @decentish8546 2 года назад +2

      @@Euveiclaris I think he basically just memorized the range of his rifle-mortar and then used the paper as a ruler to measure when he’s at that range to hit his shots perfectly.

    • @Beremor
      @Beremor 2 года назад +8

      @@Euveiclaris From what I gather: Each map is different in size, which is why he needed different squares for different maps. He made them exactly the size of the map grid on his monitor and marked some lengths on the edges. Not entirely sure how these markers work since he seems to have the same ones on each paper, but it works for him, clearly. Then, when he wants to attack a point, he moves towards it, using his player arrow marker to make sure he's aiming the right direction, then his paper to estimate the range to his target. Finally he adjusts the angle of his shot to fire his rockets just about exactly where he wants to.

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 2 года назад +1

      @@Beremor 11 Charlie right there

    • @imasepan
      @imasepan 2 года назад +1

      @@Euveiclaris each paper has ruler/measurement dots on it, the distance between each dot (in Long Tan's case) is 13 metres (or whatever unit of measurement as map size is different).
      Soviet holds the paper to his map, lining out the distance between him and whatever sorry fuck he wants to shell, calculates the distance based on the paper, and adjusts his distance accordingly.
      The paper itself is the same size as a square on the map's grid, he labels them with the map name and the length of each square corresponding to the relative distance each map square covers on the actual terrain.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +223

    "This is Womble's Rising Storm bullshitery"
    "Dear GOD"
    *"There's more"*
    *_"YES!!!"_*
    That ending though, what a _blast_ 😂😂

    • @akifaiman7388
      @akifaiman7388 2 года назад

      I've seen you around hololive clip and now you're here

  • @jonathanpinkney9268
    @jonathanpinkney9268 2 года назад +38

    If you enjoy precision rifle grenade strikes, you'd LOVE using Artillery in Hell Let Loose.
    You'd end the war before Christmas

  • @alexportillo6415
    @alexportillo6415 2 года назад +2

    “Every time I reload, an enemy shows up!” You’re reloading in the middle of a path way, go find cover first lol

  • @reaper7511
    @reaper7511 2 года назад +83

    Excellent vid as always soviet.
    That rifle grenade bit was awesome.

  • @DrakeTamer
    @DrakeTamer 2 года назад +56

    I'mma be honest, I love seeing Soviet going on a rampage at times, like with the Doomsday Rounds, and more recently, this grenade rifle.

  • @roanferguson8873
    @roanferguson8873 2 года назад +15

    5:43
    Why Soviet is still single. Exhibit A