Random Arma3 Bullshittery (part 5)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @PotholedAxe9985
    @PotholedAxe9985 5 лет назад +13180

    Imagine getting saved by a squad of elite soldiers.... and then one of them gets all excited and starts showing you around a construction site.

    • @amz7828
      @amz7828 4 года назад +798

      It would either be like "That's the worst torture I ever experienced. Bring me back to the terrorists" or "You saved my life, so I owe you big time. Show me that digger" and theres nothing in between

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +105

      @@amz7828 Balance, as everything should ne

    • @shadowhunter1429
      @shadowhunter1429 4 года назад +318

      @@amz7828 Or "COOL A DIGGER!"... a third option where the person getting saved is basically just as excited as the digger loving soldier

    • @broster9211
      @broster9211 4 года назад +82

      That sounds like the start of a fanfic

    • @shadowhunter1429
      @shadowhunter1429 4 года назад +37

      @@broster9211 ... Now I see it... Thanks for pointing that out

  • @hanheupers1543
    @hanheupers1543 6 лет назад +8956

    “Might be mines in this area.” *explosion in the distance*

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 лет назад +111

      *THREE DEATHS*

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 5 лет назад +150

      "No, NO, DON'T!" -4 deaths

    • @grayon5955
      @grayon5955 5 лет назад +69

      @@ryancasey4038 ONE ONE HAS BEEN ENGAGED BY BM- *Dead*

    • @ShadowIsatis
      @ShadowIsatis 5 лет назад +11

      Goes as far as showing you the smoke in the distance.

    • @RumcajsRozbojnik88
      @RumcajsRozbojnik88 5 лет назад +43

      5:37 for You lazy fucks :P

  • @castelo799
    @castelo799 7 лет назад +2053

    I love how his editing is absolutely flawless

    • @knightgabrielguanzon7613
      @knightgabrielguanzon7613 6 лет назад +41

      Alex Castelo he edits frame by frame

    • @lesstalking3007
      @lesstalking3007 6 лет назад +1

      Or just uses After Effects.

    • @juspraim5891
      @juspraim5891 5 лет назад +12

      Less Talking
      No, it’s frame by frame and he moved the labeling and subtitles incrementally with each frame to track the heads, bullets, or whatever.

  • @BlackManiac94
    @BlackManiac94 5 лет назад +3380

    9:22 the most innocent voice ever

    • @leppyleppy6210
      @leppyleppy6210 4 года назад +116

      I love that scene.
      Womble fucks up, calls his fuck up, everyone survives, cute „I’m alive“ in the distance.

    • @katiejaneh8562
      @katiejaneh8562 4 года назад +8

      Im the 666th like

    • @rodger3352
      @rodger3352 3 года назад +1

      Haha :)

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 3 года назад +8

      That’s Pondweed for you.

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 3 года назад +1

      It's pondweed.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +4419

    Special thanks to the *NoPryl of Norway* clan for letting us repeatedly hijack their Arma 3 server. Sorry about the smell. Also whatever you do...do not open the pilot side storage compartment in the second chinook. And if you do...Cyanide was the one who took a shit in there. I had nothing to do with it.
    We'd get our own server of course, but we're ZF. And therefore too fucking: incompetent, lazy, inattentive, high, absorbent, stain-resistant, sleepy (pick two).

    • @toothy4736
      @toothy4736 8 лет назад +27

      They are nice. Like Harambe. rip

    • @joshgard4495
      @joshgard4495 8 лет назад +19

      Fucking bunch of freeloaders

    • @illiasCat
      @illiasCat 8 лет назад +9

      Question, soviet, i love you, will you marry me?

    • @jannypooh
      @jannypooh 8 лет назад

      you are awesome !! :)

    • @Tommy1marg
      @Tommy1marg 8 лет назад +16

      yeap my monthly dose of bullshit* has arrived
      cheers man!

  • @justjustus7406
    @justjustus7406 5 лет назад +11185

    It's weird how Nevil is actually saying normal sentences but just butchered to hell

  • @lolhappy9286
    @lolhappy9286 5 лет назад +3030

    7:15 will always be my favourite

  • @JasonKoolz
    @JasonKoolz 4 года назад +5962

    "I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing"
    Cyanide makes a really good social-distancing advocator

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 года назад +59

      i think we should be allowed to pepper spray people who come close to us.

    • @thetky_clan666
      @thetky_clan666 4 года назад +32

      Just lob a grenade at them.

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 года назад +36

      @@thetky_clan666 you seem to misunderstand, im concerned about people coming close to ME, so throwing a grenade at those people is very unlikely to be a good thing, im all for like at a crowded gathering, but people that are close to me just arent people i want to explode.

    • @thetky_clan666
      @thetky_clan666 4 года назад +39

      @@frelted6744 Kamekaze when Necessary, especially if they refuse to listen.

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 года назад +8

      @@thetky_clan666 as someone who is very selfish i dont think ill be doing that, but i fully support you in your future endeavors.

  • @willstromquist2775
    @willstromquist2775 7 лет назад +3175

    "There might be mines in the area" *boom*

    • @No-Name0087
      @No-Name0087 7 лет назад +44

      "Jesus, ist just you and me Aizen?"
      "Didn't we have more?"
      "WE HAD LIKE TWELVE GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TWELVE GUYS WHO WERE IN OUR SQUAD?!?!"
      That's pretty much how that went down.

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 6 лет назад

      Will Stromquist lol

    • @Pellimori
      @Pellimori 6 лет назад +34

      NO DON'T- *blam*

    • @ricksam6927
      @ricksam6927 6 лет назад

      Laugh so hard at this

    • @klintchinayog4087
      @klintchinayog4087 6 лет назад

      No Name by

  • @brendandonovan7115
    @brendandonovan7115 8 лет назад +4591

    the guy that can't speak English has me in tears

    • @brendandonovan7115
      @brendandonovan7115 8 лет назад +116

      go to 8:14

    • @YesYes-yq5qo
      @YesYes-yq5qo 8 лет назад +51

      +Brendan Donovan reminds me of caboose from redvblue

    • @brendandonovan7115
      @brendandonovan7115 8 лет назад +7

      +MartinGe_De idk he sounds Balkan or aisan

    • @metalheadsrb2214
      @metalheadsrb2214 8 лет назад +21

      Asian. Don't bring balkans to this, we can speak it :D!

    • @brendandonovan7115
      @brendandonovan7115 8 лет назад +8

      +MetalHeadSRB it's just the accent sounded pretty close not saying the Balkans are bad

  • @SkollTheWerewolf
    @SkollTheWerewolf 8 лет назад +3511

    "I wouldn't recommend shooting at me."
    Your gun goes "pew pew"
    but my gun goes
    *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

  • @holycheburek6298
    @holycheburek6298 5 лет назад +2053

    I literally searched "f*** you, Cyanide" and found this. Lmao. I'm glad that it actually worked.

    • @yondabigman4668
      @yondabigman4668 4 года назад +17

      Yeah, that actually works

    • @thefadingone89
      @thefadingone89 4 года назад +60

      To be honest that search could have given you any of his videos.

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 года назад +7

      Gonna be honest I really want to eat your profile picture

    • @twitch42069
      @twitch42069 3 года назад

      That works, bruh.

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 2 года назад +1

      I look for "your gun goes pew pew..."

  • @danielferny9164
    @danielferny9164 8 лет назад +8381

    This is my 3rd time watching this video, it doesn't get old

    • @dallama7102
      @dallama7102 8 лет назад +72

      Exactly
      The best one is the stun grenade

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden 8 лет назад +87

      i still love "...why is there an air support called on 552199?"

    • @dallama7102
      @dallama7102 8 лет назад

      +Raiden Okami that one was funny also

    • @Lolfungreg
      @Lolfungreg 8 лет назад +7

      +Raiden Okami I'd say that was the best Arma moment. Or the singing contest XD

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden 8 лет назад +2

      Lolfungreg Gamez
      oh goood yeah, there's no other way to end an Arma than a Freddie fuckin Mercury impersonation with one of thier best songs

  • @naomyth
    @naomyth 6 лет назад +6760

    A- bloody
    P-rubber
    C-dinghy

    • @hankhill9396
      @hankhill9396 5 лет назад +272

      Amphibious Personnel Carrier

    • @thetimelord6636
      @thetimelord6636 5 лет назад +21

      Oh I get it now! 😂👍thanks😂😂

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 лет назад +81

      @@hankhill9396 Aquatic Personnel Carrier. Actually, a lot of modern APC's are amphibious, come to think of it

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 лет назад +4

      nice

    • @frostbiteh3484
      @frostbiteh3484 5 лет назад +19

      armored personel carrier

  • @BelaM27X11
    @BelaM27X11 8 лет назад +2456

    Womble, you just outdid yourself. Congratz, great video, mate.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +356

      Thanks. Aye, I rather liked editing this one. Caught myself chortling quite a few times. I absolutely need to find another helium balloon some time :)

    • @BelaM27X11
      @BelaM27X11 8 лет назад +14

      I can definitely imagine this. And regarding the part with the ballon: yes womble, you have to ^^.

    • @vjekacena1
      @vjekacena1 8 лет назад +1

      how the fuck did you comment 6 hours ago if it was posted 26 minures ago???

    • @BelaM27X11
      @BelaM27X11 8 лет назад +11

      early access for patreons and twitch subs.

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 8 лет назад

      if u donate to Soviet's patreon, u can get early access to his video before it gets public

  • @mrboomsnook3671
    @mrboomsnook3671 4 года назад +1073

    1:09 Womble didn’t show us the aftermath of what happened so I’ll tell you
    Cyanide didn’t just see a dolphin, the dolphin hit the nose of the chopper and then another dolphin hit the blades making the helicopter spin outta control into the ocean. Not only that but he drowned the entire platoon he had but he didn’t care because he is happy he saw a dolphin. Until he saw Pringles sogging up in the ocean and began sobbing
    The end

  • @coldscout6313
    @coldscout6313 6 лет назад +3611

    pre pre pre pre pre pre pre- THEY'RE COMING!

    • @lemonicoo
      @lemonicoo 6 лет назад +16

      aggressiveLag Lag they're

    • @coldscout6313
      @coldscout6313 6 лет назад +10

      Fixed :P

    • @DylanGarcia1619
      @DylanGarcia1619 6 лет назад +5

      Anyone hear the Duck Hunt theme when he said that? The one that plays when the dog picks up the ducks you shoot.

    • @royalknight740
      @royalknight740 6 лет назад +3

      What is he trying to say?

    • @DylanGarcia1619
      @DylanGarcia1619 6 лет назад +59

      Royal Knight He was trying to say the word “presence”.

  • @freewyvern707
    @freewyvern707 5 лет назад +1107

    5:54 I counted 18 deaths. And 2 survivors; making it 20 men squad

    • @jokumukamikalie
      @jokumukamikalie 5 лет назад +107

      At least Katla was among the dead like 3 times.

    • @paulthenotsogreat8032
      @paulthenotsogreat8032 5 лет назад +47

      They respawn I think

    • @Xinzo001
      @Xinzo001 5 лет назад +26

      If we are counting the people who respawn it 21 and if not then u have the answer

    • @temporaryaccount7969
      @temporaryaccount7969 4 года назад +8

      War is hell

    • @kazumasatou5600
      @kazumasatou5600 4 года назад +33

      Important note: the deaths are from both 1-1 and 1-2. Soviet's squad is 1-2 iirc

  • @Owangatang
    @Owangatang 8 лет назад +887

    "have been alerted of your pre..preprepre......THE'YRE COMING"
    im fucking dead

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 лет назад +17

      Aizens stutter is so adorable ^_^

    • @Owangatang
      @Owangatang 8 лет назад +1

      DaSwagDemon lmao

    • @Owangatang
      @Owangatang 8 лет назад +1

      ***** your picture made that alot more funny XD

    • @L0rdLexan01
      @L0rdLexan01 8 лет назад +6

      Hey sounds just right to be an actual Crossroads kind of guy

    • @Owangatang
      @Owangatang 8 лет назад

      holy shit lmao this is the most likes on a comment I've ever got

  • @sausagedof6538
    @sausagedof6538 5 лет назад +593

    5:27
    Literally the best bit
    ZF is incapable of doing anything

    • @hadesfist1017
      @hadesfist1017 4 года назад +10

      Zac who knew

    • @LiamGAMES-mz7xw
      @LiamGAMES-mz7xw 3 года назад +8

      Forever my favorite clip

    • @chancebarker8129
      @chancebarker8129 3 года назад +4

      They are moving on up.

    • @eagleandy1
      @eagleandy1 2 года назад +9

      5:34 is my favorite because his transmission gets cut off mid acronym

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 2 года назад +6

      5:40 is my favourite death because 4 guys die from friendly fire, I’m really curious to know what happened to cause that

  • @GavinKonrath
    @GavinKonrath 7 лет назад +2375

    Sovietwomble is one of very few youtubers that have made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

    • @Stroudxd
      @Stroudxd 6 лет назад +2

      There is also DanielfromSL

    • @tylerwasson4367
      @tylerwasson4367 6 лет назад

      Gavin Konrath same lel

    • @ramonce_yt
      @ramonce_yt 6 лет назад +8

      The ZF streams are diamonds. There's a lot of comedic material not included in the bullshiterries.

    • @calebwee328
      @calebwee328 6 лет назад

      ramonce09's stash I hardly see Soviet stream nowadays tho, or maybe it's my time zone

    • @birdman0
      @birdman0 6 лет назад +2

      Watch some Fitz then, he's like the funnier version of Soviet, and new Zealand

  • @unusualbydefault
    @unusualbydefault 8 лет назад +713

    "your gun goes pew pew, but my fucking gun goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT" :D laughed my ass off ^^ great channel, subscribed

  • @wendigodoodles9912
    @wendigodoodles9912 5 лет назад +2583

    This should be called "Soviet becomes everyone's dad"

    • @noone6145
      @noone6145 4 года назад +80

      So that would be Daddy Soviet?!

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 года назад +30

      @@noone6145 that makes me really uncomfortable

    • @kingkea3451
      @kingkea3451 4 года назад +11

      Hehe A10 go brrr

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +14

      @@kingkea3451 NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXTERMINATE A CIVILIAN VILLAGE

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 года назад +24

      @@mauz791 i think the correct way to pronounce that is 'acceptable casualties'

  • @brewed1047
    @brewed1047 3 года назад +443

    7:15 will never cease to get me laughing even though I've rewatched it a thousand times

    • @huzzo9674
      @huzzo9674 Год назад +16

      “Literally does nothi- AHHH”

  • @neproxin7858
    @neproxin7858 8 лет назад +649

    This series is literally just modern day Dads Army.

    • @MrEdwardGaming
      @MrEdwardGaming 8 лет назад +3

      that is 100% true

    • @blitz6202
      @blitz6202 8 лет назад +5

      tbh i can imagine womble screaming "dont tell them your name pike" at someone if they got captured

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +158

      *Cpt. Mainwaring*: We shall fight them until we have just one round each, and we'll use that on ourselves! By the way, how much ammunition have we got?
      *Sgt. Wilson*: One round each, sir!

    • @MooseyGoosey_
      @MooseyGoosey_ 8 лет назад +2

      Cpt. mainwaring: well goodbye men

    • @misamdeathblood1817
      @misamdeathblood1817 8 лет назад +9

      Soviet, make a video of everyone on helium. Or atleast Quebec and Gambit, please.

  • @DJLite4011
    @DJLite4011 7 лет назад +1719

    "You can't have 'gas chamber' as a calllsign."

    • @MichuV5
      @MichuV5 7 лет назад +33

      Poblobo Makin I wonder if hisbolatoon is called SS and he is called Himmler

    • @mg_claymore8611
      @mg_claymore8611 6 лет назад +15

      Why the fuck Not?

    • @aperson4826
      @aperson4826 6 лет назад +3

      Poblobo Makin yes I fucking can!

    • @neohoy5231
      @neohoy5231 6 лет назад +77

      *”Alpha one one this is Auschwitz, we’re getting ready for air support as soon as you are, over.”*

    • @mpg2890
      @mpg2890 6 лет назад +1

      Yes you can.

  • @aweebwehrabooidiot3012
    @aweebwehrabooidiot3012 6 лет назад +3605

    Cyanide: Your gun goes "pew pew", mine goes BRRRRRRRRRTTTT (30mm Rotary Cannon in background)
    Soviet: Your gun goes "BRRRRRRRRRTTTT", mine goes "KABOOM!" (Doomsday shotgun round in the background)

    • @Ona_Chi
      @Ona_Chi 6 лет назад +40

      TheFNAFkid _ 2 *insert czar bomba explosion*

    • @fruitynightmare9954
      @fruitynightmare9954 6 лет назад +2

      XDD

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 6 лет назад +1

      @@Ona_Chi tsar*

    • @Cookielord1231
      @Cookielord1231 6 лет назад +4

      which episode was that with the doomsday rounds?

    • @alexm7095
      @alexm7095 6 лет назад +8

      @@Cookielord1231 Arma bullshittery part 6. The doomsday round thing starts at around 5 :20 or 30 and goes for a couple of minutes

  • @sanderhyldbakk8703
    @sanderhyldbakk8703 5 лет назад +153

    7:59 I love how Random nails the dance moves

  • @Creed034
    @Creed034 6 лет назад +953

    I'm pretty sure we can all agree that womble has the best helium laugh in the world

    • @paintendo338
      @paintendo338 5 лет назад +13

      Sound like a lesbian grand mother laughing tbh but its all good

    • @alisha6341
      @alisha6341 5 лет назад +4

      @@paintendo338 ??????????

    • @paintendo338
      @paintendo338 5 лет назад

      Alisha Odignal xd

    • @adrianf5665
      @adrianf5665 5 лет назад +1

      @@paintendo338 we know what stuff you watch other than sovietwomble

    • @Jodacro-it4zz
      @Jodacro-it4zz 2 года назад +1

      He sounds like a minion

  • @farizdanialz
    @farizdanialz 8 лет назад +506

    This new map is amazing
    *bird song* x4
    "wait is that a bird been one of my squad members this whole fucking time?"

    • @farizdanialz
      @farizdanialz 8 лет назад +47

      "Did you get that?"
      *bird song*
      Someone : Is that a bird?
      "ughh please dont ask"

    • @opequenobren
      @opequenobren 8 лет назад +75

      "Funny quote from the video we all just watched"

    • @swissairguh9493
      @swissairguh9493 8 лет назад +27

      farizdanialz the guy later that said "Is that a bird?" Cracked me up

    • @Fedorchik1536
      @Fedorchik1536 8 лет назад +6

      is that a bird?

  • @kiwo9647
    @kiwo9647 5 лет назад +3768

    "Because your gun goes pew pew but mine goes-" *Revs up Minigun*

    • @tatsumifrost6188
      @tatsumifrost6188 5 лет назад +16

      Kelly Smith best part of the video

    • @4WDutah
      @4WDutah 5 лет назад +74

      It goes BRRRRRRRTTT

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 4 года назад +58

      That ain't no minigun.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +69

      @@SallinKari It's a GAU, which is a gun they built a plane around.

    • @UnePintade
      @UnePintade 4 года назад +32

      @@kabob0077 yeah it is not a minigun it's a 30mm gatling gun

  • @eomersimbajon2938
    @eomersimbajon2938 4 года назад +71

    That group selfie is still one of my favorite wholesome moments in Womble's Arma Bullshittery videos and it doesnt get old
    I love it

  • @xxMaro92xx
    @xxMaro92xx 8 лет назад +2221

    8:00 that guy named random on the right nailed it perfectly, holy shit!

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 7 лет назад +155

      Holy F* I didn't notice~!

    • @Xevion
      @Xevion 7 лет назад +60

      Damn, that's pretty good :o

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 7 лет назад +3

      What is that song called

    • @aakoss
      @aakoss 7 лет назад +35

      Las Ketchup. It's terrible don't listen to it.

    • @wasterman
      @wasterman 6 лет назад +5

      It's called Ragatanga, it's from Brazil

  • @samwarburton6705
    @samwarburton6705 6 лет назад +678

    Okay so this is a stun grenade...
    *shoots the grenade*
    Completely fking useles-
    ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

    • @MarvinMegavolt
      @MarvinMegavolt 6 лет назад +9

      Best part.

    • @ciankingofgeese8574
      @ciankingofgeese8574 6 лет назад +8

      Perfectly timed

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 6 лет назад +2

      Now he knows that not all grenades that can be launched will explode the moment they hit something, even after they're armed.

  • @Axs208
    @Axs208 8 лет назад +458

    I have just found your channel. I have laught at about 99.9% of your videos hysterically. I subscribed and all I ask is to please make more bullshittery videos. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @smitty_werben_jagermanjensen
      @smitty_werben_jagermanjensen 8 лет назад +18

      I share the sentiment

    • @CazuhLynn
      @CazuhLynn 8 лет назад +1

      This was just sent to me because I instructed someone to go to the kitchen and make cookies (in an attempted military drill style) shortly before commenting that I'd take a sip from my milkshake.
      That was too similar and hilarious. But I let the video play in the background and now I subbed. Damn it. I wanted to study today. And I bet I'll be back here this afternoon because I'll be watching all videos from the beginning to end in a row xD

    • @CazuhLynn
      @CazuhLynn 8 лет назад

      ***** Lucky you, then.

    • @GinsuGames
      @GinsuGames 8 лет назад +4

      one of the only funny youtubers most are just predictable jokes that arent funny

    • @6364-d3y
      @6364-d3y 8 лет назад

      Angel X. Santana he does streams

  • @zeusthegamer-tv2gg
    @zeusthegamer-tv2gg 5 лет назад +203

    8:40, Nevil meant "Did you say you want a seashells?"

  • @ChiMarky
    @ChiMarky 8 лет назад +671

    Womble + Helium = Best Voice ever

    • @solace6633
      @solace6633 7 лет назад +6

      MarkGamer 10 Aussie womble 😂

    • @asblooastoo5158
      @asblooastoo5158 7 лет назад +13

      Last words "Fuck you Cyanide"

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 7 лет назад +9

      should try sulfur hexafluoride...opposite effect of helium, makes you sound like a goddamn supervillain BUT it is quite dangerous as it's heavier than oxygen and thus harder to get out of your lungs.

    • @seannyi3ear11
      @seannyi3ear11 7 лет назад +3

      Sounds like Conker

    • @gaskamp2
      @gaskamp2 7 лет назад +2

      edbo10 "It's scientific, Ahhaha!"

  • @austinhall9155
    @austinhall9155 8 лет назад +282

    Team With Awesome Tactics - TWAT, a multinational spec-ops team comprised of the best and the brightest of comically inept military solders.

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 6 лет назад

      austin hall I like you..
      You are a genius unrecognized in our time.

    • @daedalus4748
      @daedalus4748 5 лет назад +1

      austin hall why does that sound like Red vs Blue?

  • @Starkiller5121
    @Starkiller5121 7 лет назад +688

    I don't know why the hand gestures made me laugh so much, probably because it fit so well with his briefing speech 😂

    • @rhinelab
      @rhinelab 6 лет назад +2

      A knockoff Srg. Major A. Johnson
      *still loved his debriefing XD*

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 4 года назад +57

    2:45 this clip aged like the finest of wines

  • @thatoneguy4319
    @thatoneguy4319 6 лет назад +1819

    10:35 try watch this with a straight face

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 6 лет назад +180

      _Mission failed! We'll get em next time!_

    • @Lord_Cynrik
      @Lord_Cynrik 6 лет назад +105

      i can do it but only because ive watched this video and laughed at that exact thing about 30 times already

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 5 лет назад +7

      Got it at the fifth try

    • @arkadiuszkawak6379
      @arkadiuszkawak6379 5 лет назад +10

      Done in 1st try

    • @slowzy9081
      @slowzy9081 5 лет назад +1

      Got it second try

  • @Doom49
    @Doom49 8 лет назад +5919

    Take a selfie guys! xD

    • @madkurre7015
      @madkurre7015 8 лет назад +28

      Cyanide is my newest husbando
      coincidentally he's also my only husbando cus I'm male and that's gay lol

    • @thetravelingguy7582
      @thetravelingguy7582 8 лет назад +33

      The fuck are you doing here?

    • @malaysianjeebus592
      @malaysianjeebus592 8 лет назад +5

      Seriously doomdini

    • @arewqable
      @arewqable 8 лет назад +11

      This is surprisingly unexpected. xD

    • @Pedro_Barros
      @Pedro_Barros 8 лет назад +4

      do you even even xD

  • @rjan9719
    @rjan9719 5 лет назад +855

    1:54
    That was an amazing beat tho

  • @jokohariyanto9350
    @jokohariyanto9350 4 года назад +86

    3:25 " When you are having an exam and someone beside you is annoying as fuck"

  • @NAVI-dw7xe
    @NAVI-dw7xe 8 лет назад +1724

    This is literally gold...subscribed..bless all of you people holly shiet

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 8 лет назад +13

      i just thought the same thing god damn it are they funny at this game jesus

    • @NAVI-dw7xe
      @NAVI-dw7xe 8 лет назад +9

      General Franky1
      Right ???, holly crud hahaha XD

    • @John-nu1od
      @John-nu1od 8 лет назад +6

      Nguyen Anh Viet "literally"

    • @arsenicas3371
      @arsenicas3371 7 лет назад +3

      Nguyen Anh Viet 666LIKED!

  • @combativeThinker
    @combativeThinker 6 лет назад +706

    2:46
    And Cyanide once again proves that he is, in fact, a commissar of the Astra Militarum.

    • @regonfoong4770
      @regonfoong4770 5 лет назад +38

      Bryan Merrill He’s just teaching in the most Asian way possible.

    • @magnustheredxv
      @magnustheredxv 5 лет назад +38

      "Astra what? You're in the Imperial Guard, son."

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 5 лет назад +10

      You mean the wall of guns?

    • @adeptusastartes1392
      @adeptusastartes1392 5 лет назад +6

      I like this

  • @Vfbmax1795
    @Vfbmax1795 6 лет назад +833

    1:10 was anyone else secretly wishing that a dolphin jumped up and hit the helio just as Cy said that?

    • @sneekydsnewchannel9705
      @sneekydsnewchannel9705 6 лет назад +18

      *jumps out of the water* HI THERE!

    • @PortaPunch
      @PortaPunch 5 лет назад +1

      The guy sounded like Other Joe from the Angry Joe Show.

    • @Mr.moon911
      @Mr.moon911 5 лет назад

      Dont say cy like he is your friend say cyanide

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 лет назад +1

      And destroys the heli. Cyanide could die happy

    • @ronin-insanosmc4554
      @ronin-insanosmc4554 4 года назад +4

      @@Mr.moon911 salty

  • @maxnye5693
    @maxnye5693 5 лет назад +97

    Womble on helium just becomes a high pitched australian man

    • @Goldcat1850
      @Goldcat1850 4 года назад +6

      Im an Australian and now I want to see this

  • @SteveVi0lence
    @SteveVi0lence 5 лет назад +439

    That selfie bit is gold. My favorite video. Watched like 5 times

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 5 лет назад +4

      I'd like to like the comment but you can see why I can't

    • @mrtom2854
      @mrtom2854 5 лет назад +6

      *ONLY FIVE?!*
      Shame.

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 4 года назад +1

      This and 6 are my favorites

    • @kingarthur8616
      @kingarthur8616 4 года назад +2

      See I dunno. Cyanide has his moments but stuff like that, or the ‘spacing’ nade would get on my nerves pretty quick.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @erickremers3986
    @erickremers3986 8 лет назад +417

    "Completely fucking usele- AAAAARGH!!" xDD

  • @AuraSilverHero
    @AuraSilverHero 8 лет назад +1600

    I swear, these guys remind me of Red VS Blue

    • @shadowangel2375
      @shadowangel2375 8 лет назад +75

      AuraSilverHero its sad because they actually do

    • @martingrof1685
      @martingrof1685 8 лет назад +9

      Why is it sad

    • @Skeletor98
      @Skeletor98 8 лет назад +53

      YES RVB IS THEM IN A NUTSHELL

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 8 лет назад +7

      I should watch more of that.

    • @Skeletor98
      @Skeletor98 8 лет назад +7

      Lishadra yes you should, it's really fucking good

  • @thegalacticrepublic9925
    @thegalacticrepublic9925 3 года назад +54

    Carton waffle was actually correct when he mentions whispering at 4:32 as per Wombles reaction to hearing whispering on this map in another video

    • @deezkhajiit184
      @deezkhajiit184 Год назад

      @Marlinchen Bullshittery 6. It's the next one in the series

    • @nimbo951
      @nimbo951 Год назад

      It's a Predator Easter egg

  • @AidenOcelot
    @AidenOcelot 6 лет назад +845

    1:30 I legit did not know that was a person, I thought he was a pre-programmed NPC!
    Amazing

  • @DaveOganesyan
    @DaveOganesyan 8 лет назад +320

    Callsighn "Gas Chamber" got me in tears xD

    • @lingxingching6549
      @lingxingching6549 8 лет назад +2

      they must've used tear gas since it got you in tears XD

    • @redrunner3649
      @redrunner3649 8 лет назад

      Laughing gas.

    • @kingrich97
      @kingrich97 8 лет назад +7

      +dfallen4ngel "I don't even know anymore"

    • @Ray-gv7mr
      @Ray-gv7mr 8 лет назад +11

      "alpha one one this is auchwitz we're getting ready for air support as soon as you are, over"

    • @leo27archivegaming73
      @leo27archivegaming73 8 лет назад

      same lol

  • @Dreadrius
    @Dreadrius 8 лет назад +118

    "Your gun goes pew pew, but mine goes.. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
    The fucking best part.

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 5 лет назад +71

    “Completely useless-“
    *demonic screeching*

  • @OscarNovember1776
    @OscarNovember1776 6 лет назад +189

    3:05 the greatest answer Cyniade has com up with yet

  • @thekingofthecats42069
    @thekingofthecats42069 7 лет назад +338

    THE STUN GRENADE PART FUCKIN KILLED ME

  • @Alex-oq3mk
    @Alex-oq3mk 8 лет назад +187

    I start to grumble a bit about how far and in between your videos seem to be but then I realize how fucking long it probably takes to edit them and I totally love you for that

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 лет назад +9

      well over 120 hours on this video. yeah, it's really tedious.
      but the result is amazing, as always :p

    • @togodragon
      @togodragon 8 лет назад

      It does take about 84 hours to edit

    • @Crazy_Vanilla
      @Crazy_Vanilla 8 лет назад

      +RYG heard about youtube money?

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 лет назад +5

      Crazy Vanilla
      He doesn't get RUclips money, because he disabled the ads. The money comes from his Twitch subs and Patreon. That's how humble he is, he could make thousands of dollars, or pounds I guess, if he just enabled ads.

    • @King_of_Red_Lions
      @King_of_Red_Lions 8 лет назад

      He streams fairly often, so you're more likely to catch those than uploads.

  • @onyxhellfire
    @onyxhellfire 5 лет назад +92

    "One-one has been engaged by a BM--"
    DEATH

  • @Alexnaru1010
    @Alexnaru1010 8 лет назад +211

    I freaking lost it at the bird noise. That a bird? siiiigh dont ask.

    • @TheaEQuinn
      @TheaEQuinn 7 лет назад +12

      also how he turns towards the trees to check :D

  • @Mitchcok
    @Mitchcok 8 лет назад +936

    Deserves millions of subscribers

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 8 лет назад

      he already got them.

    • @Mitchcok
      @Mitchcok 8 лет назад +7

      XAnonAdviserX He's got million, not millions ;) This channel deserves so much more than it has.

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 8 лет назад

      Anonymous Mashup he got like 2 million

    • @Mitchcok
      @Mitchcok 8 лет назад +1

      He has ONE million.

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 8 лет назад

      in future its gonna be millions in like 2019.

  • @MonteCr1st0
    @MonteCr1st0 8 лет назад +95

    I dont know why but 2:16 was adorable

    • @jakeov1
      @jakeov1 7 лет назад +7

      first time watching through this I thought the same, like womble was the parent trying to make a deal with cyanide. "youll get to show your friends your cool new toy if you do your homework." "ooooh ok cool!"

  • @aki3889
    @aki3889 5 лет назад +204

    "Completely fucking usele-D-AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" 7:16

    • @Jackie-ib8je
      @Jackie-ib8je 3 года назад +1

      *D o n t t r a n s l a t e t o e n g l i s h.*

  • @lizwezensky6676
    @lizwezensky6676 8 лет назад +56

    I almost chocked on me crisps when cyanide was " imposing Zen"

  • @gavjan
    @gavjan 8 лет назад +107

    that in game 3d sound is really adorable

    • @gavjan
      @gavjan 8 лет назад +28

      I mean communications

    • @konanhuet623
      @konanhuet623 8 лет назад +3

      that's TFR for you!

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 8 лет назад +2251

    that Soviet on helium made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. they should do that on their stream, specially at CSGO stream XF

  • @andrewcurtin7003
    @andrewcurtin7003 4 года назад +18

    2:54
    I love how they all crowd around and look at the nade

  • @Ksr3740
    @Ksr3740 8 лет назад +308

    first vid i saw of womble and i am not disappointed

    • @sparker455
      @sparker455 8 лет назад +11

      This guy is a fucking G I just subscribed and am not disappointed

    • @Oween
      @Oween 8 лет назад +1

      same here lol

    • @Artan9000
      @Artan9000 8 лет назад

      Yeah same. I'm already hooked

    • @jucalebre7540
      @jucalebre7540 8 лет назад +1

      Same, but now I watched all the bullshittery videos xD

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 8 лет назад

      yep

  • @marc0monkey
    @marc0monkey 8 лет назад +114

    3:57 has to be one of the greatest youtube moments of all time

  • @Exophite
    @Exophite 6 лет назад +1148

    7:15
    Soviet:completely fucking useless AAAA-

    • @daltondecker6528
      @daltondecker6528 5 лет назад +49

      *We'll Be Right Back*

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 5 лет назад +25

      Stun grenades are like flashbangs except they slap you

    • @meme_explorer1
      @meme_explorer1 5 лет назад +2

      @@daltondecker6528 And elevator music

    • @LCOfficerUNIT097
      @LCOfficerUNIT097 5 лет назад +5

      Completely fucking usele- *AAAARGH!!!*

    • @markaloman
      @markaloman 5 лет назад +3

      Perfectly cut screams

  • @knighty8975
    @knighty8975 5 лет назад +59

    i've been rewatching over and over to the point that i starting to understand Nevil

  • @thebuttonking
    @thebuttonking 7 лет назад +459

    I was sent by a man who SHOULD NOT HANDLE A GUN

  • @FusionCoreHoarder
    @FusionCoreHoarder 6 лет назад +106

    1:11 somebody screamed "lower" in the background, when their chopper was 5 meters from the ocean. :))

    • @iron-non
      @iron-non 4 года назад +3

      Edberg did

  • @ralvosx895
    @ralvosx895 6 лет назад +674

    9:15 BAD NADE!
    i'm alive
    XD killed me

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 6 лет назад +8

      Next thing you know, he dies 2 seconds later.
      "I'M DEAD!"

  • @cameron4516
    @cameron4516 5 лет назад +42

    Womble: We can bring the hostages back and show them your digger, okay?
    Hostages: JUST KILL ME!

  • @shadowangel2375
    @shadowangel2375 8 лет назад +263

    3:39 im laying on the floor losing my shit from laughing so hard

    • @coolguyjack11
      @coolguyjack11 8 лет назад +26

      ralphcross237 I almost woke the bloody house up at 4AM, Jesus that was funny

    • @shadowangel2375
      @shadowangel2375 8 лет назад +15

      coolguyjack11 XD it sounds like the fucking gun cyanide talked about earlier, god my stomach hurts from laughing

    • @jamieb1830
      @jamieb1830 8 лет назад +16

      It sounds like a fucking lawnmower breaking

    • @arthurhalljr5587
      @arthurhalljr5587 8 лет назад

      that was some weird zenith

    • @atoka2206
      @atoka2206 7 лет назад

      I'm crying so hard

  • @LA-dd3pn
    @LA-dd3pn 8 лет назад +484

    LOL You laughing on helium hahahha.

  • @felix7690
    @felix7690 8 лет назад +251

    this video is the reason why i want to buy arma

    • @PowermanFR14
      @PowermanFR14 8 лет назад +5

      yep, was the reason why i bought it today ;3

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 8 лет назад +28

      This video is the reason why I want to save up for a gaming pc.

    • @SemperFine
      @SemperFine 8 лет назад +1

      Same here, but I pirated Arma 3 for now and it was a good call because it's running 30 fps on everything low here... RIP

    • @PowermanFR14
      @PowermanFR14 8 лет назад

      +Sempy yeah, same here. i might have fps issues, cause on standard settings i dont get more than 45 fps with my new gtx 1070..

    • @sampadawalavalkar6013
      @sampadawalavalkar6013 8 лет назад

      arma requires powerfull cpu rather than a powerfull gpu. you can run arma in 55/60 fps if you have i7 6600k OC to 4.5 ghz and with a rx 480 and 16 gigs of ram. also this is my moms acc.

  • @betaripoff
    @betaripoff 3 года назад +20

    The struggle when you have to pay to use important things (i.e pay for the heli dlc if you wanted to use the Chinook gunner, pay for the marksman dlc if you wanna use the optional Sniper scope, etc.)

  • @hanoli7933
    @hanoli7933 5 лет назад +439

    4:38 *Vietnamese soldiers hiding in trees*

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 5 лет назад +27

      Technically, there's one.

    • @aryze1137
      @aryze1137 5 лет назад +8

      @@ardantop132na6 I'm disappointed that no one understood this

    • @jackdaniels6536
      @jackdaniels6536 5 лет назад +8

      @@ardantop132na6 yup, there's Nevil

    • @StriderZessei
      @StriderZessei 5 лет назад +7

      @@ardantop132na6 one Predator, right?

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 5 лет назад +1

      @@StriderZessei *HMMMMM...*
      Is that why 'the guy that can't speak english' really can't speak english?

  • @sergeantmace2004
    @sergeantmace2004 5 лет назад +585

    Carton is having PTSD nightmares from when he served Vietnam, he thinks the whispering is the Vietcong! 4:50- 5:07

    • @FlamingNinja
      @FlamingNinja 5 лет назад +29

      Followed by an alien chittering noise. Lol

    • @FierceDeity35
      @FierceDeity35 4 года назад +24

      @@FlamingNinja its a predator reference in the game

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 4 года назад +5

      "Joe smells some napalm-"

  • @moth8550
    @moth8550 7 лет назад +333

    That's actually a pretty good selfie

  • @nahr1441
    @nahr1441 5 лет назад +57

    5:30 “Just like the simulations!”

  • @bungsauce4482
    @bungsauce4482 8 лет назад +705

    where did soviet go hes so fucking funny

    • @man-with-da-hands
      @man-with-da-hands 8 лет назад

      I was just about to say that like where did he go.

    • @runertje550
      @runertje550 8 лет назад +1

      Guys, please, just because you are all new, I'm gonna tell you once... He has a full time job he said in a video and so he does not have much time to record, edit and upload

    • @COLDDEATHDESTROYER
      @COLDDEATHDESTROYER 8 лет назад +74

      Making videos is his full time job. Clearly you don't actually know what is going on with his life, so stop telling people they're 'new'.

    • @runertje550
      @runertje550 8 лет назад +21

      Ah fuck I confused him with FrankieonPCin1080p shieett

    • @COLDDEATHDESTROYER
      @COLDDEATHDESTROYER 8 лет назад +22

      ***** His job is making videos. Streaming is one way, the other is patreon and twitch subs. His job is making videos because he obviously has to release content regularly in order to get more patrons and twitch subscribers.

  • @squatchhammer7215
    @squatchhammer7215 5 лет назад +300

    "A mountain goat that weighs 80 to 90 tons. " Well now we know know how much cyanide weighs...

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 4 года назад +5

      *tonnes

    • @squatchhammer7215
      @squatchhammer7215 4 года назад +3

      @@greensteve9307 Murican, tons.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 4 года назад +1

      90 tonnes is nothing. Meanwhile, me in my EDF Titan tank that weighs 800 tonnes.
      You're welcome.

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 3 года назад +2

      @@squatchhammer7215 Yeah, but they’re not Americans, and 1 tonne ≠ 1 ton. They’re 2 different weights.

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 года назад

      HEY-O!

  • @klickonthat5244
    @klickonthat5244 7 лет назад +135

    The "Amra when played by ZF" part killed me.

  • @CarfDarko
    @CarfDarko 4 месяца назад +1

    8 years later it still rocks, hope you guys have had many other lovely silly adventures!

  • @maribub3174
    @maribub3174 8 лет назад +268

    Womble on Helium = Gaijin Goomba

    • @maribub3174
      @maribub3174 8 лет назад +20

      more helium pls

    • @jake2659
      @jake2659 8 лет назад

      Poisonous.

    • @mathewgee3467
      @mathewgee3467 8 лет назад

      That last bit where he said "Fuck you Cyanide" He sounded 100% Australian.

    • @mathewgee3467
      @mathewgee3467 8 лет назад

      Vape Naysh Y'all! I'm from Melbourne mate. Born in the country near Colac, now reside near Dandy. He sounded Australian to me. What are you fucking muslim?

    • @thesrlegend618
      @thesrlegend618 8 лет назад +1

      I'm Australian and I can verify he sounds nothing like an Australian. What the fuck are ya smokin mate?

  • @heexy6969
    @heexy6969 6 лет назад +319

    *NO DON'T* (four deaths)

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 6 лет назад +1

      *death* *death* *death*
      *3 deaths* *death*

    • @procrafter2383
      @procrafter2383 6 лет назад +8

      Might be mines in the area
      *3 Deaths*

    • @Mastermachine100
      @Mastermachine100 5 лет назад

      I really want to know the story behind that tho xD

    • @Daemvu
      @Daemvu 5 лет назад +1

      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 12 GUYS THAT WERE IN OUR SQUAD,
      *10 MINUTES AGO!!*

  • @TheIndiaDino
    @TheIndiaDino 8 лет назад +263

    Found you on Imgur and have to say I'm shocked I haven't found you sooner! amazing channel! new sub :D

  • @foottrack3319
    @foottrack3319 5 лет назад +82

    3:05 when your cousin says he wants to fight with his nerf gun and you have an airsoft gun

  • @Yehu__
    @Yehu__ 8 лет назад +58

    Honestly my favourite Arma Bullshittery, keep up the good work Soviet!

    • @hacisme2456
      @hacisme2456 8 лет назад

      it was a gem of a video

    • @Arabesquian
      @Arabesquian 8 лет назад

      An off-topic question: what is your icon from?

    • @stoopidkat101
      @stoopidkat101 8 лет назад

      +Arabesquian Berserk, the greatest manga of all time

  • @nguyenhungangngoc2550
    @nguyenhungangngoc2550 7 лет назад +97

    "But i'm comfy" Ffs that's just too much for me 😂

  • @aliceinwalls
    @aliceinwalls 7 лет назад +24

    "this is a stun Granade" *plup* "apselutly fucking use...". Best part for me in the video

  • @l3nny1g
    @l3nny1g 5 лет назад +44

    7:14 So this is something called a stun grenade *shoots it* completely fckin usel... ARRRGHHHH

  • @roman.s.3932
    @roman.s.3932 8 лет назад +139

    The more I watch this the more I realize how fucking boring I am.

    • @Hitmanhawk
      @Hitmanhawk 8 лет назад +9

      I feel you bro

    • @3ole2
      @3ole2 8 лет назад

      same :'( // :D

    • @Richona
      @Richona 8 лет назад

      no, just ignore the text, because that makes it funny. Ignore it and it's just some guys playing computer games... hilarious with the text though!

    • @Hitmanhawk
      @Hitmanhawk 8 лет назад

      Robert S lol

  • @Purpl3_0ni
    @Purpl3_0ni 7 лет назад +327

    We are hearing the most dangerous creatures in all the world 3:39

    • @Purpl3_0ni
      @Purpl3_0ni 6 лет назад +2

      A fukin screamer

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +7

      _SHUT THE FUCK UP!_
      im trying to impose zen, you dumb *bitch!*

    • @normallymute0131
      @normallymute0131 6 лет назад +2

      If a horror movie/game had that as a sound effect I would need a doctor on standby

    • @koden8422
      @koden8422 6 лет назад +2

      *I...I, WIN*

    • @mistermoee
      @mistermoee 5 лет назад +1

      @@davecrupel2817 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @epic_skilzz
    @epic_skilzz 7 лет назад +12

    6:00 was hands down the best moment in this video, I couldn't stop myself from replaying it a 100 times xD

  • @lionheart6176
    @lionheart6176 5 лет назад +160

    other ZF members including Womble 3:36 "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" trying to impose zen.
    Cyanide *Machine Gun Noises*
    ZF members *screaming*
    Cyanide: I WIN