Random Arma3 Bullshittery (part 5)
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Random moments of bullshit with the Zero Fucks clan.
Streaming at - / sovietwomble
Patreon page - / sovietwomble
Twitter - / sovietwomble
Video made between the 21st July and the 4th August 2016.
Approximately 84 man hours of work.
Sources:
0:27 - The Sims buying theme
5:14 - LOST intro
5:27 - Moving on up, M People (1993)
7:46 - Mad World - Gary Jules
Imagine getting saved by a squad of elite soldiers.... and then one of them gets all excited and starts showing you around a construction site.
It would either be like "That's the worst torture I ever experienced. Bring me back to the terrorists" or "You saved my life, so I owe you big time. Show me that digger" and theres nothing in between
@@amz7828 Balance, as everything should ne
@@amz7828 Or "COOL A DIGGER!"... a third option where the person getting saved is basically just as excited as the digger loving soldier
That sounds like the start of a fanfic
@@broster9211 ... Now I see it... Thanks for pointing that out
“Might be mines in this area.” *explosion in the distance*
*THREE DEATHS*
"No, NO, DON'T!" -4 deaths
@@ryancasey4038 ONE ONE HAS BEEN ENGAGED BY BM- *Dead*
Goes as far as showing you the smoke in the distance.
5:37 for You lazy fucks :P
It's weird how Nevil is actually saying normal sentences but just butchered to hell
@@Randus1058 holy n evil
@@whatintheworld6413 He will forever remain Holy Nevil in my heart.
@@DonnaPinciot FAK YOU
They have been calling him that sence Dayz
Dipa Abraham you bith
9:22 the most innocent voice ever
I love that scene.
Womble fucks up, calls his fuck up, everyone survives, cute „I’m alive“ in the distance.
Im the 666th like
Haha :)
That’s Pondweed for you.
It's pondweed.
Special thanks to the *NoPryl of Norway* clan for letting us repeatedly hijack their Arma 3 server. Sorry about the smell. Also whatever you do...do not open the pilot side storage compartment in the second chinook. And if you do...Cyanide was the one who took a shit in there. I had nothing to do with it.
We'd get our own server of course, but we're ZF. And therefore too fucking: incompetent, lazy, inattentive, high, absorbent, stain-resistant, sleepy (pick two).
They are nice. Like Harambe. rip
Fucking bunch of freeloaders
Question, soviet, i love you, will you marry me?
you are awesome !! :)
yeap my monthly dose of bullshit* has arrived
cheers man!
the guy that can't speak English has me in tears
go to 8:14
+Brendan Donovan reminds me of caboose from redvblue
+MartinGe_De idk he sounds Balkan or aisan
Asian. Don't bring balkans to this, we can speak it :D!
+MetalHeadSRB it's just the accent sounded pretty close not saying the Balkans are bad
This is my 3rd time watching this video, it doesn't get old
Exactly
The best one is the stun grenade
i still love "...why is there an air support called on 552199?"
+Raiden Okami that one was funny also
+Raiden Okami I'd say that was the best Arma moment. Or the singing contest XD
Lolfungreg Gamez
oh goood yeah, there's no other way to end an Arma than a Freddie fuckin Mercury impersonation with one of thier best songs
"I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing"
Cyanide makes a really good social-distancing advocator
i think we should be allowed to pepper spray people who come close to us.
Just lob a grenade at them.
@@thetky_clan666 you seem to misunderstand, im concerned about people coming close to ME, so throwing a grenade at those people is very unlikely to be a good thing, im all for like at a crowded gathering, but people that are close to me just arent people i want to explode.
@@frelted6744 Kamekaze when Necessary, especially if they refuse to listen.
@@thetky_clan666 as someone who is very selfish i dont think ill be doing that, but i fully support you in your future endeavors.
This series is literally just modern day Dads Army.
that is 100% true
tbh i can imagine womble screaming "dont tell them your name pike" at someone if they got captured
*Cpt. Mainwaring*: We shall fight them until we have just one round each, and we'll use that on ourselves! By the way, how much ammunition have we got?
*Sgt. Wilson*: One round each, sir!
Cpt. mainwaring: well goodbye men
Soviet, make a video of everyone on helium. Or atleast Quebec and Gambit, please.
"have been alerted of your pre..preprepre......THE'YRE COMING"
im fucking dead
Aizens stutter is so adorable ^_^
DaSwagDemon lmao
***** your picture made that alot more funny XD
Hey sounds just right to be an actual Crossroads kind of guy
holy shit lmao this is the most likes on a comment I've ever got
Sovietwomble is one of very few youtubers that have made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
There is also DanielfromSL
Gavin Konrath same lel
The ZF streams are diamonds. There's a lot of comedic material not included in the bullshiterries.
ramonce09's stash I hardly see Soviet stream nowadays tho, or maybe it's my time zone
Watch some Fitz then, he's like the funnier version of Soviet, and new Zealand
7:15 will never cease to get me laughing even though I've rewatched it a thousand times
“Literally does nothi- AHHH”
7:15 will always be my favourite
Perfectly cut scream
Completely bloody useless AAAAAHHHHHH
Same
Same
Lmao perfectly cut screams
I have just found your channel. I have laught at about 99.9% of your videos hysterically. I subscribed and all I ask is to please make more bullshittery videos. Absolutely hilarious.
I share the sentiment
This was just sent to me because I instructed someone to go to the kitchen and make cookies (in an attempted military drill style) shortly before commenting that I'd take a sip from my milkshake.
That was too similar and hilarious. But I let the video play in the background and now I subbed. Damn it. I wanted to study today. And I bet I'll be back here this afternoon because I'll be watching all videos from the beginning to end in a row xD
***** Lucky you, then.
one of the only funny youtubers most are just predictable jokes that arent funny
Angel X. Santana he does streams
I love how his editing is absolutely flawless
Alex Castelo he edits frame by frame
Or just uses After Effects.
Less Talking
No, it’s frame by frame and he moved the labeling and subtitles incrementally with each frame to track the heads, bullets, or whatever.
7:59 I love how Random nails the dance moves
"your gun goes pew pew, but my fucking gun goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT" :D laughed my ass off ^^ great channel, subscribed
+Raize sorry, I don't seem to get your point
XD
The BRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT of death 😄
your gun goes pew pew, but my gun goes 3:40
where is that
Womble + Helium = Best Voice ever
MarkGamer 10 Aussie womble 😂
Last words "Fuck you Cyanide"
should try sulfur hexafluoride...opposite effect of helium, makes you sound like a goddamn supervillain BUT it is quite dangerous as it's heavier than oxygen and thus harder to get out of your lungs.
Sounds like Conker
edbo10 "It's scientific, Ahhaha!"
where did soviet go hes so fucking funny
I was just about to say that like where did he go.
Guys, please, just because you are all new, I'm gonna tell you once... He has a full time job he said in a video and so he does not have much time to record, edit and upload
Making videos is his full time job. Clearly you don't actually know what is going on with his life, so stop telling people they're 'new'.
Ah fuck I confused him with FrankieonPCin1080p shieett
***** His job is making videos. Streaming is one way, the other is patreon and twitch subs. His job is making videos because he obviously has to release content regularly in order to get more patrons and twitch subscribers.
This is literally gold...subscribed..bless all of you people holly shiet
i just thought the same thing god damn it are they funny at this game jesus
General Franky1
Right ???, holly crud hahaha XD
Nguyen Anh Viet "literally"
Nguyen Anh Viet 666LIKED!
2:45 this clip aged like the finest of wines
I don't know why the hand gestures made me laugh so much, probably because it fit so well with his briefing speech 😂
A knockoff Srg. Major A. Johnson
*still loved his debriefing XD*
that in game 3d sound is really adorable
I mean communications
that's TFR for you!
Womble on helium just becomes a high pitched australian man
Im an Australian and now I want to see this
Cyanide: Your gun goes "pew pew", mine goes BRRRRRRRRRTTTT (30mm Rotary Cannon in background)
Soviet: Your gun goes "BRRRRRRRRRTTTT", mine goes "KABOOM!" (Doomsday shotgun round in the background)
TheFNAFkid _ 2 *insert czar bomba explosion*
XDD
@@Ona_Chi tsar*
which episode was that with the doomsday rounds?
@@Cookielord1231 Arma bullshittery part 6. The doomsday round thing starts at around 5 :20 or 30 and goes for a couple of minutes
Okay so this is a stun grenade...
*shoots the grenade*
Completely fking useles-
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Best part.
Perfectly timed
Now he knows that not all grenades that can be launched will explode the moment they hit something, even after they're armed.
3:25 " When you are having an exam and someone beside you is annoying as fuck"
yeah LOL
Callsighn "Gas Chamber" got me in tears xD
they must've used tear gas since it got you in tears XD
Laughing gas.
+dfallen4ngel "I don't even know anymore"
"alpha one one this is auchwitz we're getting ready for air support as soon as you are, over"
same lol
THE STUN GRENADE PART FUCKIN KILLED ME
R Booth that scream was amazing
That was the funniest shit ever.
"It's fucking usel- ARRRGH"
Rubbish! It does aboslutely not- *AHHH*
Best shit ever
this video is the reason why i want to buy arma
yep, was the reason why i bought it today ;3
This video is the reason why I want to save up for a gaming pc.
Same here, but I pirated Arma 3 for now and it was a good call because it's running 30 fps on everything low here... RIP
+Sempy yeah, same here. i might have fps issues, cause on standard settings i dont get more than 45 fps with my new gtx 1070..
arma requires powerfull cpu rather than a powerfull gpu. you can run arma in 55/60 fps if you have i7 6600k OC to 4.5 ghz and with a rx 480 and 16 gigs of ram. also this is my moms acc.
1:54
That was an amazing beat tho
What?
@@WarfighterS-uy7jd the gun fire
@@sentientprogram660 Hell naw
@@WarfighterS-uy7jd hell yaw
Glad I've heard it too.
i've been rewatching over and over to the point that i starting to understand Nevil
Same
That selfie bit is gold. My favorite video. Watched like 5 times
I'd like to like the comment but you can see why I can't
*ONLY FIVE?!*
Shame.
This and 6 are my favorites
See I dunno. Cyanide has his moments but stuff like that, or the ‘spacing’ nade would get on my nerves pretty quick.
Same
1:30 I legit did not know that was a person, I thought he was a pre-programmed NPC!
Amazing
what are you talking about, that is an npc
@@TheMegaPingasMobile wait isn't that Quebec?
@@TheMegaPingasMobile it's Qubec
@@MrHarshverdhan well whatever. It's still a scripted animation
@@TheMegaPingasMobile salty
2:46
And Cyanide once again proves that he is, in fact, a commissar of the Astra Militarum.
Bryan Merrill He’s just teaching in the most Asian way possible.
"Astra what? You're in the Imperial Guard, son."
You mean the wall of guns?
I like this
The struggle when you have to pay to use important things (i.e pay for the heli dlc if you wanted to use the Chinook gunner, pay for the marksman dlc if you wanna use the optional Sniper scope, etc.)
I almost chocked on me crisps when cyanide was " imposing Zen"
Take a selfie guys! xD
Cyanide is my newest husbando
coincidentally he's also my only husbando cus I'm male and that's gay lol
The fuck are you doing here?
Seriously doomdini
This is surprisingly unexpected. xD
do you even even xD
10:35 try watch this with a straight face
_Mission failed! We'll get em next time!_
i can do it but only because ive watched this video and laughed at that exact thing about 30 times already
Got it at the fifth try
Done in 1st try
Got it second try
You know he must’ve planned out that briefing so much
I dont know why but 2:16 was adorable
first time watching through this I thought the same, like womble was the parent trying to make a deal with cyanide. "youll get to show your friends your cool new toy if you do your homework." "ooooh ok cool!"
3:05 the greatest answer Cyniade has com up with yet
zased and bprepilled
5:30 “Just like the simulations!”
LOL You laughing on helium hahahha.
heilium
+The banana heluim
sounds like a fucking minion xD
Edberg is that you
+solidwolf100 hopefuly you will learn the difference once he become another president of USSA
3:57 has to be one of the greatest youtube moments of all time
Womble: We can bring the hostages back and show them your digger, okay?
Hostages: JUST KILL ME!
I was sent by a man who SHOULD NOT HANDLE A GUN
THENERDCUBED!!!!
TheGamingTnT THE NERDCUBED!!!!!!THE NERD WHO?!?!
What vide
first horseshoes and handguns one
Hey
I really like dolphins I wanna see one. Wait so you wanna see one on our WINDSHIELD?
SquirmyDaSquid how the hell did I find you here
Matz366 who are you again
then I really hope for them their collective has a ‘slice dolphin’ mode lol
Dolphin:*jumps out water* weeeeeee *splat*
Womble:"Where's the windshield wipers..."
"Your gun goes pew pew, but mine goes.. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
The fucking best part.
"One-one has been engaged by a BM--"
DEATH
by far the best one
I think cyanide should make a channel but I think he would upload some weird shit
Cyanide: "Today, I shall teach you all how to open a can of Pringles..... with only your feet."
I'm not the only one who read that in Cyanide's voice
he does have a channel but he only has one video
Who else read this with cyanides voice in their head? xD
come on cyanide
The more I watch this the more I realize how fucking boring I am.
I feel you bro
same :'( // :D
no, just ignore the text, because that makes it funny. Ignore it and it's just some guys playing computer games... hilarious with the text though!
Robert S lol
Found you on Imgur and have to say I'm shocked I haven't found you sooner! amazing channel! new sub :D
Damn that's where I found him
ditto
same
same here
samezies
1:11 somebody screamed "lower" in the background, when their chopper was 5 meters from the ocean. :))
Edberg did
Almost 8 years later, and the joy in Pondweed’s “I’m alive” still makes me grin
Auchwitz this is Berkenau what's the location of the camp? Over.
You, you get it. Well done.
I can't remember it. I need to concentrate!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, punny. slow clap
Did jew just.....
Ann Frankly u guys are monsters, I do not know why I did nazi this coming since I am on the Internet
''I really like dolphins I wanna see one.''
Yeah see one jump into the blades.
+TheBerzerkerlord sushi to go
- Speshal Forsis pilot (c)
7:14 So this is something called a stun grenade *shoots it* completely fckin usel... ARRRGHHHH
Dude you deserve more subs than Pewdiepie
yeah
he should...but pewdipie has the advantage of moving around the world and upload his videos beyond his homeland frontiers,the youtube algorithm then promotes his videos more than if he only did it from one place...im in latin america and fuck pewdipie,he is a filthy frank wanna be,team womble man!
We can't just appreciate a youtuber without bashing another youtuber, can we?
+Freckle Nuckle idk man...all i know is womble is actually funny and yt algorithm should play on his behalf not against him
If Womble also uploads by daily basis, I'm pretty fucking sure he would eventually surpass most of the RUclipsrs. But uploading once a month ain't gonna help more than that.
+Berkay Dursun uploading daily wont help that much though,in worst case scenario,he may burn subscribers like pewds did last year,all womble need is a schedule for his uploads,even bigger channels put their subs on risk by being inactive more than 9 days,let alone 2 weeks...
theres other ways to use the yt algorithms on his favor but requires uploading from other countries and effort we all know womble can't do because twitch and work take a lot of time and editing this videos consume too much time(subtitles man)lets just follow him on fb and subscribe,maybe patreon if we can and hope for the best
Womble on Helium = Gaijin Goomba
more helium pls
Poisonous.
That last bit where he said "Fuck you Cyanide" He sounded 100% Australian.
Vape Naysh Y'all! I'm from Melbourne mate. Born in the country near Colac, now reside near Dandy. He sounded Australian to me. What are you fucking muslim?
I'm Australian and I can verify he sounds nothing like an Australian. What the fuck are ya smokin mate?
I've been rewatching these bullshitteries and I have just now realized how much content Cyanide has provided us by being a part of these videos.
The guy is fucking HILARIOUS!
Honestly my favourite Arma Bullshittery, keep up the good work Soviet!
it was a gem of a video
An off-topic question: what is your icon from?
+Arabesquian Berserk, the greatest manga of all time
womble you need monetize your video
He doesn't want to put ads on his videos but he has a patreon.
yeah, so we direct pay versus ad pay. wonder which one comes out of my pocket.. versus media ad budgets..
diam diam ternyata erpan nonton ini juga hahhaa
he doesn't upload vid very often and his vids are very short because he edited out lot of boring stuff
patreon > ad
Erpan1140 he's crowd funded
7:15
Soviet:completely fucking useless AAAA-
*We'll Be Right Back*
Stun grenades are like flashbangs except they slap you
@@daltondecker6528 And elevator music
Completely fucking usele- *AAAARGH!!!*
Perfectly cut screams
Rimmy: Operations that generally go smoothly with only fuss from annoying newbies.
SovietWomble: Nothing but chaos.
A very accurate summary of these two ArmA 3 series.
I couldn't breath for more than 10 minutes...
nice
You might wanna go to a doctor to get that checked out
Impossible m8
Yea im alive, thankfully. Now i get to have another near death experience watching more videos from womble.
Carton is having PTSD nightmares from when he served Vietnam, he thinks the whispering is the Vietcong! 4:50- 5:07
Followed by an alien chittering noise. Lol
@@FlamingNinja its a predator reference in the game
"Joe smells some napalm-"
3:05 when your cousin says he wants to fight with his nerf gun and you have an airsoft gun
4:38 *Vietnamese soldiers hiding in trees*
Technically, there's one.
@@ardantop132na6 I'm disappointed that no one understood this
@@ardantop132na6 yup, there's Nevil
@@ardantop132na6 one Predator, right?
@@StriderZessei *HMMMMM...*
Is that why 'the guy that can't speak english' really can't speak english?
"this is a stun Granade" *plup* "apselutly fucking use...". Best part for me in the video
I really like RUclips gamers that put in some comedic subtitling but I don't know many that do it. Any suggestions?
Check out Zylbrad for overwatch videos
Try Criken2
Poe Yianga- Teo is a good youtuber, he's like the Rainbow Six siege version of Sovietwomble.
Look up 'Danny'. He does something similar for KSP videos.
Criken2 was the original Pioneer of the technique, or at least the one who first made it popular. He's done some good work in his day, worth checking out.
Goddamn everyone failing with "Movin On Up" in the background is about as accurate a description for ZF Clan as it gets
_I cam speak English okay?_
ohhh man his accent, he gotta be an Indian.
Or Chinese
+Je Oma definitely chinese
yeah pretty sure he's chinese
Boi... I'm Indian! Let me tell you that is not how Indians sound. That guy was definitely Chinese or vietnamese... Maybe Thai...
Mathai Abraham I'm Chinese and I've spent 16 years around people with Chinese accents trying to speak English. I think I would know
Brooo idc if this was 6 years ago and I've watched this before. THIS SHIT IS COMEDY GOLD!
how did I only find this channel now!
Because RUclips.
6:00 was hands down the best moment in this video, I couldn't stop myself from replaying it a 100 times xD
6:00
Crossword tried to be as professional as possible, then slam his desk infront of his CO.
"But i'm comfy" Ffs that's just too much for me 😂
Nguyên Hưng Đặng Ngọc go
0:31 Me and the boys during WW3
I liked this video before i watched, because it's a new video from SovietWomble
And I think that Soviet is one of the funniest youtubers on this site,
raNgeYT I die everytim
+raNgeYT not a happy camper?
R3ALboss12 wot
+Nocturnal Pyro true
My headphones were at 53% so at the moment he was talking something bout ZEN... you know the rest
Soviet thinks there isn't any whispering at 4:33, then in Part 6 of this series, he hears whispering...
BagelChips seems like an refrence to PREDATOR
Harsh Singh it's either a reference to Pretador or LOST
8 years later it still rocks, hope you guys have had many other lovely silly adventures!
5:24 Best way to change scenes
Mabey if I did not had a shit computer I would buy this game and try to play with them and hit on Cyanide for fun
But Cyanide has his cousin for that
You could play arma 2 that game can run on 4gbs of ram intel core i3 and integrated graphics
Yeah, but walking through doors in that game is deadlier than a fucking T-90 to the face.
Dude, doors are like Thors hammer hitting you in the face in that game. It is almost a standard procedure for us when we are going to clear a building to blow up an entrance into a building instead of using doors.
+Deneme Dokio This is ArmA bitch slapping you for not being tactical enough.
"DON'T YOU DARE WALK THROUGH DOORS LIKE A REGULAR HUMAN BEING!!! WALL BREACHES ALL THE WAY SOLDIER!!!"
3:40
And suddenly, Cyanide blew everyone’s ears out with a Tactical Raspberry.
These guys are the fucking greatest. Best you-tubers.
MIm Mim xD its the best
Waaaaaaaaay better than all of these vines n' bullshit like that.
FacelessTex What?
FacelessTex Actually, that would make a lot of sense.
This is the first video I saw from Womble and I'm glad I found this series
I can't put into words how thankful I am that the selfie stick clip cropped up on my facebook four years ago because here I am, four years later, just had a really bad panic attack, and Womble's videos ALWAYS help me feel better
3:35 is what happens when one attempts to out-Cyanide Cyanide.
*Might be mines in the area* THOOOOM
I love the announcments from crossroads! Adds so much personality to the rag tag army they've got going - honestly feels like a mockumentary about the military, I need more :)
if the military was handled by ZF
I love these videos!
It's just sad that there isn't many of them...
Well, quality over quantity.
+Sapphirus True, very true
look at his channel there's loads, like the DayZ series, SWAT4.
Yeah. Could watch this shit for hours! But quality over quantity I guess.
where are you soviet you should post again
exactly my thoughts
yeah, wondering why he's not posting to RUclips anymore..
He just finished a video yesterday, it was rendering today. Should go up (for twitch subs and patreons) later today or tomorrow.
good news then:)
I am going to be his patreon soon, but i can't afford it right now :) he is the only youtuber who can bring smile to my ugly face :D
Because this shit takes effort? He can't pump them out.
I like how Nevil speak the first 2 second clearly then just having a stroke
the first clip was posted on the biggest dutch media site. you gonna get famous (its in the top 5 daily)
link plz? and did they pos original link or at least credited it to womble?
www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6855495/f2a2a9ad the 3rd comment linked his Channel. And the name of the series is at the end of the video. (Just as the video)
haha ja
I also found it on Facebook
Net alsof hij nog niet beroemd is :P
5:35 bottom left. *"(Friendly Fire)"*
"I spent all this time, putting these batteries and hammers on the floor"
These guys are the fucking best!
I think the Zen part was my favorite
I love the "NDHWJSHSHSHSVVWVABBABZZTABSBBDNXKSKMSHDHSTAUAIOAOLSJJ" part.
My favorite was the helium part
Pontus Asterbäck-Sevelin SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO IMPOSE ZEN YOU DUMB BITCH!
My favourite part was this one:
"So this is something called a stun grenade"
*fthump*
"Completely fucking usele-ARGH"
thisismyfirstusername i made this up The complete opposite of Zen was achieved.