Random Arma Bullshittery (part 7)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @captasin7991
    @captasin7991 6 лет назад +9307

    Womble in part 7: We’re not bombing civilians
    Womble in part 8: Calls in an airstrike on a civilian village

    • @okthen542
      @okthen542 6 лет назад +54

      Womble 2K18

    • @vinci658123011
      @vinci658123011 6 лет назад +74

      but that guy in the blue-green shirt clearly had a weapon on him....xD

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 6 лет назад +29

      Part 10 : Womble becomes a psycho

    • @ezioauditoredafirenze9864
      @ezioauditoredafirenze9864 6 лет назад +15

      Part 11: Womble leaves RUclips

    • @FBI-mx2pw
      @FBI-mx2pw 6 лет назад +24

      @Komrad Trotsky Part 13: Womble becomes an *A C C E P T A B L E C A S U A L T Y* and is killed by Cyanide

  • @lindy10
    @lindy10 6 лет назад +7240

    cyanide is a friend you don't initially want but realize you need later

    • @SOS1G_
      @SOS1G_ 5 лет назад +132

      Lindy Tan not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

    • @amrinderbrar3834
      @amrinderbrar3834 5 лет назад +13

      Well, I definitely need you as a friend

    • @Lucidopherus
      @Lucidopherus 5 лет назад +5

      biiig oof ^

    • @themonk4656
      @themonk4656 5 лет назад +11

      @@amrinderbrar3834 tharak intensifies.

    • @amrinderbrar3834
      @amrinderbrar3834 5 лет назад

      @@themonk4656 🤤🤤

  • @thekeywag
    @thekeywag 6 лет назад +6641

    "20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE!"
    *inner indian intensifies*

  • @C0ldD1rective
    @C0ldD1rective 6 лет назад +4264

    "Theres civilians in the village"
    Cyanide: "I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES*"
    I approve of this idea.

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 6 лет назад +55

      Me: I think the way you pronounce that is "I want to get court martialled for the murders of non-combatants".
      But, hey. It's Cyanide. Soviet might have accidentally had a village of non-combantants bombed, but I think Cyanide would've done it on purpose just because he can.

    • @blueberrypimp8460
      @blueberrypimp8460 6 лет назад +17

      lmao fuze himself talkinh about civilian

    • @DesMessersSchneide
      @DesMessersSchneide 5 лет назад +19

      Civilians are are renewable resource.
      Just like pedestrians.
      Everyone knows that.

    • @slippulter8053
      @slippulter8053 5 лет назад +12

      My units quote:
      “Guy1: Hey, there were a lot of soldiers in that kindergarten.
      Guy2: So many in fact that we had to use white phosphorus on it.”
      We were briefing a bew guy on our variant if the Geneva Convention.

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 5 лет назад +5

      I also like the idea that Cynaide was (kinda) a soldier.

  • @jaycenallen3155
    @jaycenallen3155 8 лет назад +3879

    Civilians in the area
    "I think the way you pronounce that is acceptable casualties."
    - Cyanide 2017

  • @masterelf12
    @masterelf12 8 лет назад +9209

    I'm pretty sure 90% of the editing are just for the moving text
    Womble, we appreciate your sacrifice

    • @MisterDesigner
      @MisterDesigner 8 лет назад +107

      actually, premiere (which he used in this video) has an auto-tracker, so no

    • @Helveteshit
      @Helveteshit 8 лет назад +323

      Clearly, it took time to decipher the 'Elvish'

    • @paperino0
      @paperino0 8 лет назад +191

      auto-trackers dont always work how you want...

    • @bensemusx
      @bensemusx 8 лет назад +146

      Mister and that auto tracker is not infallible. Plus he only used it on this video. His previous ones were all manual.

    • @MisterDesigner
      @MisterDesigner 8 лет назад +18

      I know the previous were manual, but he was commenting about this one and this one in particular is not really manual. The Premiere/AE tracker works really well, actually, so I guess he only had to adjust a few stuff this time.

  • @OperatorDrewski
    @OperatorDrewski 8 лет назад +3606

    All that keyframing... in premiere.... dayyummmmm

    • @rangetrash
      @rangetrash 8 лет назад +18

      Drew! Any idea what mods these are?

    • @tekartsu2051
      @tekartsu2051 4 года назад +88

      He made it in Vegas Pro.
      You can thank me for the late reply.

    • @ruanpear5220
      @ruanpear5220 4 года назад +5

      Kaizato hello sir I have also replied late

    • @MrCheesyBaconBits
      @MrCheesyBaconBits 4 года назад +1

      @@ruanpear5220 And me :D

    • @ruanpear5220
      @ruanpear5220 4 года назад +1

      TurtleBurger hey man!

  • @nazhifatruly9694
    @nazhifatruly9694 5 лет назад +1835

    6:15 that "cyaniDE, CYANIDE" in the distance killed me

    • @danmarlcadiz8185
      @danmarlcadiz8185 4 года назад +7

      Same here

    • @wautumnmelon6748
      @wautumnmelon6748 4 года назад +54

      I know 🤣. You can hear him stumbling to get back to the computer

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 3 года назад +36

      6:21 It killed that guy, too.

  • @ygorschuma3059
    @ygorschuma3059 6 лет назад +604

    1:20 I love how the whole crew laughs at Womble's joke.

  • @marcuskarlsen7643
    @marcuskarlsen7643 6 лет назад +4106

    Im from Norway and the Norwegian killed me and then womble said "why is he speaking elvish?" IM DEAD

    • @mihacimpric745
      @mihacimpric745 5 лет назад +98

      Norwegians are elves?

    • @sovietrav3096
      @sovietrav3096 5 лет назад +289

      @@mihacimpric745 Yes Elvish is based of a mix of Norwegian Swedish and Finish, såm en norman me en utroli finnmarking dialækt so kan æ si at Norge e fette bra

    • @mihacimpric745
      @mihacimpric745 5 лет назад +30

      Nimam blage veze kaj naj bi to pomenilo.

    • @duylai2224
      @duylai2224 5 лет назад +68

      i thought he would trigger you enough for you to form a 2nd great heathen army and raid Brighton
      ?

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 года назад +45

      @@sovietrav3096 also arent elves in general from nordic myths and legends

  • @malibogic997
    @malibogic997 5 лет назад +1205

    "Can you tell the flavour of the Pringles by the sound of the tube?"
    "The green colored one."
    Cyanide if you don't buy Pringles as a company I will make sure you never get to eat them again.

    • @aishwaryap.2230
      @aishwaryap.2230 4 года назад +24

      and he was right, wtf cyanide?

    • @malibogic997
      @malibogic997 4 года назад +24

      @Steven Xie Shit, never knew that. Where do you see the raw footage? I'm assuming you watch his stream?

    • @Tamochabee
      @Tamochabee 4 года назад +5

      @@malibogic997 there's a stream archive channel. You should check it out.

    • @malibogic997
      @malibogic997 4 года назад +7

      @@Tamochabee Ah, thanks for the information! I'll look into it.

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 6 лет назад +7614

    Fun thing about this video is, pewds lives in Brighton.. so does womble
    1v1 when

    • @macncheese4107
      @macncheese4107 5 лет назад +1069

      if pewds can get legs and womble can get out of his bathroom

    • @andrewpaul5150
      @andrewpaul5150 5 лет назад +70

      I thought PewDiePie was in Sweden

    • @CS90
      @CS90 5 лет назад +238

      Sovietwomble > Pew

    • @AzuraRaijin
      @AzuraRaijin 5 лет назад +210

      @@andrewpaul5150 Just cause hes Swedish doesn't mean he lives in Sweden.

    • @andrewpaul5150
      @andrewpaul5150 5 лет назад +43

      @@AzuraRaijin I didn't know where he lived.at one point you live in Sweden with his girlfriend and I wasn't sure if you had moved okay?

  • @adiscsa4265
    @adiscsa4265 7 лет назад +1877

    "Were not bombing the civilians"
    *NEXT BULLSHITERRY CALLS AIRSTRIKE ON VILLAGE*

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 7 лет назад +6

      Adis csa lol

    • @schrodingersbisbork9076
      @schrodingersbisbork9076 7 лет назад +18

      Adis csa well I mean in number 8 they didn't bomb them, they kill them with idk I'm assuming an A-10 so GAU Avenger 30MM rounds. Then again is that any better?

    • @AuroraAustralis_
      @AuroraAustralis_ 7 лет назад +9

      Technically it's still an airstrike so...

    • @maxr5613
      @maxr5613 7 лет назад +2

      AuroraxShadow but they didn't know it was civilian until they airstriked the village

    • @arussianspy4150
      @arussianspy4150 7 лет назад +3

      but one of them had a weapon so

  • @DeathStalker
    @DeathStalker 8 лет назад +5592

    i'll be expecting another video in 2 days from now

    • @donutkillmehh
      @donutkillmehh 8 лет назад +380

      if a video is not uploaded in two days, he will kill one kitten per hour until a video is posted. clock's ticking Soviet

    • @craftygamers596
      @craftygamers596 8 лет назад +14

      Brett Collins Luka Magnotta, is that you?

    • @thehatred94
      @thehatred94 8 лет назад +16

      i think threatening to kill cat or was it cake? wichever cute voice girl it was, would be more effective? that or macking him and cyanide immortals and locking them into a small cage for eternity.... XD

    • @henrytorres9855
      @henrytorres9855 8 лет назад +16

      two months*

    • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
      @FRISKY_MANDINGO 8 лет назад +35

      I accidentally hit a squirrel today with my car. Add that to the death toll.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +9624

    So this is the first video I've made using *Adobe Premiere* and *After Effects* instead of the usual *Sony Vegas*. And I hope you like it! Must admit though, it totally kicked my arse and is well behind schedule. But I've gained a lot of experience with both programs.The reason for the switch? Well AE in particular contains a myriad of tools and pre-sets that are useful for the type of text-heavy videos that I make. Along with automated motion tracking to save time and generally make all the text look super smooth. Thank you to all those who gave me advice on AE through Twitch, it was really helpful.

    • @OllyWood688
      @OllyWood688 8 лет назад +64

      How does it feel tho having close to 7k likes half an hour after uploading?

    • @luckmyst3r986
      @luckmyst3r986 8 лет назад +3

      SovietWomble what times do you streem

    • @theroyalbacon2294
      @theroyalbacon2294 8 лет назад +3

      What about that link that was posted by you in the comments just after uploading the video which seems to be missing as of right now?

    • @danielcisneros6941
      @danielcisneros6941 8 лет назад +2

      Man was amazing, really fun video. And yeah like many others here, i stopped my (in my case)search of how to spot a fake PS3 dualshock to watch this, worth it.

    • @deadmemesrus1119
      @deadmemesrus1119 8 лет назад +13

      SovietWomble I have 2 questions. Why are your videos pure fucking gold? And did u steal cyanides chromosomes?

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 5 лет назад +117

    11:15 Digby's evil giggle is one of the best highlights of the video

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 7 лет назад +1427

    "The first reason is, Cyanide asked for it.
    The second one is *kills CO*"
    WOW

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 6 лет назад +7

      He didn't die I think

  • @TheDmDark
    @TheDmDark 6 лет назад +1268

    6:53 *Deaf soldier* part just made me cackled because i'm deaf and i really find those texts REALLY amusing!!

    • @nibbelius7179
      @nibbelius7179 6 лет назад +187

      You where very lucky when you found this channel if you truly are deaf.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 лет назад +102

      The **FEEDBACK** part was an _extremely_ loud sound that theoretically (but not really) left them all deaf/HoH.

    • @TheDmDark
      @TheDmDark 5 лет назад +30

      @@nibbelius7179 I honestly love this channel so much.

    • @zema9401
      @zema9401 5 лет назад +8

      @@davecrupel2817 Dude. He doesnt know what loud means :(

    • @TheDmDark
      @TheDmDark 5 лет назад +9

      @@zema9401 i do

  • @nicolaikstaubo5387
    @nicolaikstaubo5387 4 года назад +395

    5:06 lmaoo that was perfect!
    “What did you say? Do you have anything against Norwegians? I’m gonna fucking get you you little bitch”

  • @TheAKgunner
    @TheAKgunner 3 года назад +94

    10:54 This is accurate. The most powerful weapon a tank driver has at his disposal is the tank he’s driving. Anything getting hit by a seventy ton tank going twenty miles an hour is going to get severely damaged or destroyed.

  • @ZETxZ4
    @ZETxZ4 8 лет назад +616

    3:40
    I can't imagine the suffering and tears from the time it must've take to edit those bullets-words there, Jesus Christ.

    • @P3pperOW
      @P3pperOW 8 лет назад +5

      lul thats not hard at all

    • @trenchmccoat273
      @trenchmccoat273 8 лет назад +30

      Elias CS:GO & More yeah, actually, Premiere and After Effects makes it really easy to do that

    • @rafox66
      @rafox66 8 лет назад +47

      Yeah, that took him multiple weeks.

    • @sunlighto9
      @sunlighto9 8 лет назад +11

      the reaper95 and it can even follow unseeable bullet?

    • @pixel3000nerd
      @pixel3000nerd 8 лет назад +11

      The Reaper95 the bullets aren't really visible so the tracker doesn't really have anything to track onto lol. Also womble did mentioned at one time in another video's comment section that he keyframes the text manually. Sometimes even doing it each frame.

  • @emillarssen467
    @emillarssen467 8 лет назад +1773

    I am Norwegian, when that Norwegian guy starts to talk, I fucking laughed my ass out xD

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester 8 лет назад +152

      as a swede I laughed to... also help that I by default got 95% of what he said.

    • @kingmarre9130
      @kingmarre9130 8 лет назад +1

      Me to

    • @jaycoolin8035
      @jaycoolin8035 8 лет назад +5

      ZackWester can you summarize what he said for me

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 лет назад +736

      +EspenSD2 See....Elvish gibberish.

    • @vetleaaslandable
      @vetleaaslandable 8 лет назад +11

      SovietWomble you are thinking of Finish Soviet ☺

  • @wolflancet1
    @wolflancet1 4 года назад +569

    I feel really stupid...
    At around 10:30 Womble screams "Run away, Run away!!!" Then the screen cuts off and it goes black for me (for at least a few seconds.) Then comes some buff looking dude that was talking about how he was in the military and is retired and living a peaceful life with his family.
    This entire time, I'm thinking: "Wow Womble went into great detail on this one" Then I realize the skip ad button on the right of my screen and I tapped it.
    It went straight back to the part where Womble was screaming run away.
    My reaction:
    *puts phone down, walks to bed, lies on bed, turn over, slowly die from embarrassment*

  • @hatchcrazy
    @hatchcrazy 4 года назад +93

    SovietWomble: *scolds Cyanide for advertising on his stream while he's AFK*
    Also SovietWomble: *argues with Cyanide about which of them is the more "important" content creator*
    But also SovietWomble: *highlights Cyanide's plug for his own stream in a very popular video to send viewers to Cyanide's content as well*

  • @rascaaaaal
    @rascaaaaal 7 лет назад +1592

    I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES.*

    • @raptortamer1478
      @raptortamer1478 6 лет назад +28

      They have hearts and minds just all over

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 лет назад +3

      From the air, the brown skin and clothing looks just like the terrain. It's not my fault they're accidentally camouflaged!

    • @TheBronzefrog
      @TheBronzefrog 6 лет назад +2

      fuze the hostage

    • @Sprottel_SFM
      @Sprottel_SFM 6 лет назад +1

      @@TheBronzefrog fuze everything

    • @jackstandproductions6558
      @jackstandproductions6558 6 лет назад

      @@TheBronzefrog BLAAYT U NEED TO STOP. Im tired of my son fuze stealing my kill

  • @XvShadowsvX
    @XvShadowsvX 7 лет назад +344

    'Why is he speaking Elvish?' oh sweet lord that actually killed me.

    • @JH-zt6py
      @JH-zt6py 7 лет назад +9

      Toothless lol me too was he actually speaking a language or just gibberish?

    • @martinrogne8221
      @martinrogne8221 7 лет назад +27

      It's Norwegian

    • @grumpymcfearsome7195
      @grumpymcfearsome7195 7 лет назад +26

      RHINO MONTAGES
      The last word was "whore".
      It's Norwegian.

    • @albertrayjonathan7094
      @albertrayjonathan7094 7 лет назад +9

      Funnily enough, the Quenya elvish language constructed by Tolkien borrowed a lot of its grammatical rules from Scandinavian languages.

    • @TheMinman808
      @TheMinman808 3 года назад

      @@JH-zt6py Norwegian

  • @user-vn7if2zs7y
    @user-vn7if2zs7y 8 лет назад +372

    Clicked instantly on the notification. Gotta love Womble's bullshitteries

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 8 лет назад +4

      xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx yep

    • @Gostly_Stubbs
      @Gostly_Stubbs 8 лет назад

      Idiocy Incorporated Just because of his name, it made the comment worth it.

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 8 лет назад

      Trace Reed somtimes a few words is all you need.

    • @PvtCarney
      @PvtCarney 8 лет назад

      xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx same

  • @cyanthelightestbluegaminga646
    @cyanthelightestbluegaminga646 6 лет назад +718

    soviet: "Oh shit biscuits get down"
    nothing happens
    soviet: "oh what"?
    Mi-8: a ha now i fall *boom* got 'em

  • @callmeaduka
    @callmeaduka 7 лет назад +1743

    This is what I like about SovietWomble. He uploads very rarely but when he does, its actually quality content.
    Edit: Wtf 600 likes?

  • @rushburry9696
    @rushburry9696 7 лет назад +1116

    20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE!
    Also i love the accent he used while saying this.

    • @Henryk5161
      @Henryk5161 7 лет назад +54

      Rushburry the best accent part is "do not turn on, DO NOT TURN ON TO FULL"

    • @joshn.batuncruz4421
      @joshn.batuncruz4421 7 лет назад +3

      Rushburry I think it was a Mexican dude. But idk.

    • @Potacintvervs
      @Potacintvervs 7 лет назад +14

      My Crazy World And I *Indian

    • @basicbitchjoey
      @basicbitchjoey 7 лет назад +5

      Rushburry LMAO died at that part

    • @Zaruk0
      @Zaruk0 7 лет назад +4

      Rushburry 3:12 😂😂

  • @Amazatastic
    @Amazatastic 7 лет назад +503

    Love hearing all the different accents, so cool how you can play video games with people all over the world

    • @enshrowd
      @enshrowd 7 лет назад +74

      the amount of different people being so friendly and "nice" to each other is the biggest reason as to why womble is my favorite youtuber.
      hell, the three main guys are british, indian, and mexican!

    • @mad7051
      @mad7051 6 лет назад

      If by " Mexican" u mean edberg then nope, edberg is swedish

    • @Dankamyte
      @Dankamyte 6 лет назад +28

      Ed is Mexican, sorry to burst your bubble.

    • @sirsnake645
      @sirsnake645 6 лет назад +1

      cyanide is Indian?

    • @holzklotz4458
      @holzklotz4458 6 лет назад +15

      Except for Nevil or whatever he's called. Nobody knows what that guy is all about :D

  • @Rei-internet-fox
    @Rei-internet-fox 5 лет назад +195

    Already watched this before, rewatched and still lost my shit at the random private riding with Cyanide at 4:55.

  • @brandonwardlaw8250
    @brandonwardlaw8250 7 лет назад +779

    I wish I had enough friends to do stuff like this

    • @NogardCZ
      @NogardCZ 7 лет назад +70

      It's not that hard. If you play some game regullary, google for some clans, or communities where play same people together regullary. Games like ArmA have plenty of these comunities.
      If you are not an asshole, you will grow on them and after like month you will belong to group of people like ZF clan.
      I was in ArmA 2 Clan last two years and it was great experience! We had lots of fun together.

    • @codboss777
      @codboss777 7 лет назад +6

      you do man

    • @luissanmartin6936
      @luissanmartin6936 7 лет назад +6

      I wish I had friends

    • @afaxmachine5045
      @afaxmachine5045 7 лет назад +1

      Luis San Martin I can relate

    • @valdish9620
      @valdish9620 7 лет назад +5

      Brandon Wardlaw you don't need to have friends, take sovietvomble for example, he doesn't have friends at all, everyone in zf hates each other

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut 7 лет назад +159

    "Anyone else see a big fuck-off tower at 251?" is the best target description ever spoken xD

    • @ThePlaguedOutlaw
      @ThePlaguedOutlaw 7 лет назад +7

      Bao Doan I never thought about how great it was till now. 11:05

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Год назад

      Followed by "You see that penis-shaped door over there?"

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 7 лет назад +801

    0:46 I'd trust those pilots to get me there safely....

    • @vanagandrvaldrkind3709
      @vanagandrvaldrkind3709 7 лет назад +31

      DrakeMarvell obviously they are such good pilots that everyone lets them do that kind of stuff so I would too

    • @counterfit5
      @counterfit5 7 лет назад +6

      As long as you aren't their RIO

    • @nofoxgiven6561
      @nofoxgiven6561 7 лет назад +1

      What's the name of the song I want it so bad 🤣

    • @rizwandiawalludien4048
      @rizwandiawalludien4048 7 лет назад +7

      Danger Zone. Top Gun opening song.

    • @somnus9437
      @somnus9437 7 лет назад

      DrakeMarvell dont judge the book by its covered they say😉

  • @longtailgt
    @longtailgt 6 лет назад +423

    11:15 that's the most evil laugh ever!!!

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 5 лет назад +7

      BlackWind you haven’t heard Mark Hamill voicing Joker or me laughing.

    • @EFC429
      @EFC429 5 лет назад +3

      Sounds like the laugh from Dr. Le Quack

    • @ananas9248
      @ananas9248 5 лет назад +3

      My brain instinctively says Plankton

  • @tynkerbellvod
    @tynkerbellvod 7 лет назад +395

    5:56 I want like an Emote or just a gif of Cyanide in the corner talking. He's got that professional "By the way," type of advertisement you see in infomercials just before they end.

  • @Jonathan-tz7ss
    @Jonathan-tz7ss 8 лет назад +395

    "OH, SHIT BISCUITS!"
    absolutely love that.

    • @neonryder8897
      @neonryder8897 8 лет назад +17

      British last words

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 8 лет назад +8

      Right there alongside "TEA AND CRUMPETS!"

    • @zargrof1
      @zargrof1 8 лет назад

      Sir devL most brittish thing to say

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 7 лет назад +2131

    1:00
    That line alone makes me wanna get Arma III

    • @magicianwithabroomstick
      @magicianwithabroomstick 7 лет назад +183

      Intergalactic Human Empire
      *A C C E P T A B L E C A S U L T I E S*

    • @clommieclommerson5519
      @clommieclommerson5519 7 лет назад +25

      I tried getting it once, but apparently I was "missing DLL's" (specificall xpow64.dll, etc.) and it was really stupid.

    • @JavierNDC
      @JavierNDC 7 лет назад +19

      2:05

    • @scoutthrax3542
      @scoutthrax3542 7 лет назад +55

      I got it and it isn't that much fun without a large group of people

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 7 лет назад +66

      Pacem Terris
      Well my enthusiasm over that line died out, so don't worry about
      your little clique.

  • @tanukies
    @tanukies 6 лет назад +426

    *TWENTEE DOLLAS YOU BREAK MY GATE >:C*

  • @taylorsheppard4891
    @taylorsheppard4891 7 лет назад +130

    "which west have you been living in?"
    "the west midlands"
    i fucking love that

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 8 лет назад +246

    That feeling when Womble uploads.

    • @Jim-od7sb
      @Jim-od7sb 8 лет назад +7

      Varinder Bhandal fapfapfapfap

    • @ribbit6845
      @ribbit6845 8 лет назад

      Varinder Bhandal
      *Wakes up creamed*
      Me: Womble posted a video.
      *Proceeds to jump acroos the room to computer*

  • @Failsafe31
    @Failsafe31 8 лет назад +312

    AHH, DoWN!
    What?
    *Explosion*

    • @od_static
      @od_static 8 лет назад +4

      it was even better on the livestream :D

    • @The15demon15
      @The15demon15 8 лет назад

      Sergeant Cent what date? Missed it

    • @od_static
      @od_static 8 лет назад +1

      uh...sometime september? xD

  • @royalgardengnome4479
    @royalgardengnome4479 5 лет назад +118

    (5:14) Best translation ever

  • @blobj0b
    @blobj0b 7 лет назад +2148

    I find it really funny that Soviet doesn’t like to advertise yet he showed that hilarious clip of them advertising Ubisoft games and Cyanide social media stuff....

    • @Tirreger
      @Tirreger 6 лет назад +296

      Because the clip itself is funny

    • @Phoenix-uk7vi
      @Phoenix-uk7vi 6 лет назад +33

      Tirreger r/wooosh?

    • @hltomberg
      @hltomberg 6 лет назад +113

      Phoenix no, no woosh here

    • @MissCupyCakes
      @MissCupyCakes 6 лет назад +32

      Well it was already streamed prior to the RUclips video lol

    • @fobiaisnotreal
      @fobiaisnotreal 6 лет назад +95

      You can clearly hear the sarcasm in Cyanide's voice while "advertising" Ubisoft.
      (What you see in the trailer is definetely what you see in the game, implying how the Ubisoft games look cool af but once you buy them, they are not that special. Or the "Make sure to pre-order everything because that will provide revenue for the company while they're developing the game", saying how pre-orders are nothing but that. You are paying for the company to develop a game, not for the game itself. Now, many companies give you benefits for pre-ordering but yeah)

  • @stellarsum3933
    @stellarsum3933 8 лет назад +418

    Lets go over soviets record of war crimes; he killed two friendly riflemen, one friendly officer, called an air strike on a civilian village,

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 8 лет назад +7

      they call airsupport on ally forces
      when they want to cap a cp (i think) and air support war called at their position xD

    • @Nobodyshero8213
      @Nobodyshero8213 8 лет назад +86

      *acceptable casualties

    • @zenyattastampon199
      @zenyattastampon199 8 лет назад +1

      StellarSum friendly fire isn't a crime bro

    • @zenyattastampon199
      @zenyattastampon199 8 лет назад

      skamranen if you meant to do it, it isn't friendly fire - it's murder

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 8 лет назад

      he's got nothing on beaglerush though

  • @skyadventurer7574
    @skyadventurer7574 8 лет назад +1503

    HOW DID I NOT FIND THIS CHANNEL SOONER!?!? THIS IS WHAT RUclips ORIGINALLY WAS! GOOD CONTENT! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

  • @TheJavierMartinez88
    @TheJavierMartinez88 5 лет назад +92

    8:44 someone finally say it.

  • @Dan-Mezza
    @Dan-Mezza 8 лет назад +428

    I'm fucking crying with that ending xD

    • @Gary_The_Metro
      @Gary_The_Metro 8 лет назад +16

      Daniel Mezzarroba "down!" "wait what..?" "oh shi-"

    • @rustie115
      @rustie115 8 лет назад +4

      don't understand why people think you need to type a transcript of what happened. kinda just kills it.

    • @ShippoAlex
      @ShippoAlex 8 лет назад

      tbh i find it to be more funny

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 8 лет назад

      I was crying with laughter after 2min.

  • @Jumper8796
    @Jumper8796 8 лет назад +242

    Is none here impressed how cyanide could tell the right pringles type by the sound of the tube?!
    That was brilliant :D

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 8 лет назад +12

      _Maéstro_
      SUBSCRIBERS! _ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!_

    • @lamekid1911
      @lamekid1911 8 лет назад +10

      _Maéstro_ Maybe he knew that womble likes that flavour. Maybe he just got lucky. Not impressive.

    • @bigbrother4932
      @bigbrother4932 8 лет назад

      maybe he's just that fat lmao

    • @WrestleGermainia
      @WrestleGermainia 8 лет назад +23

      does anyone eat any other Pringles apart from sour cream and onion? Weird.

    • @Ryan-jk5fl
      @Ryan-jk5fl 8 лет назад

      No room for cat swinging, sometimes I'll get those "spicy" Pringles

  • @danielobrien2998
    @danielobrien2998 8 лет назад +188

    Soviet you have the driving skills of a fucking 40k ork and yet your still a better driver than me

    • @chaosundividedreborn
      @chaosundividedreborn 7 лет назад +4

      Paint it red coz red wuns go fasta WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGH!!!

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 лет назад +2

      GORKA MORKA GORKA MORKA

  • @TheRealUnholyCat
    @TheRealUnholyCat 5 лет назад +203

    soviet: a good communist with a good sense of humour and very good person
    cyanide: lets kill friendlies

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 8 лет назад +533

    Lost it at Norwegian being Elvish XD

    • @MegaOgrady
      @MegaOgrady 8 лет назад +12

      Mike Fluff sry for my ignorance
      was that an actual language?
      like... norwegian??

    • @dennis4180
      @dennis4180 8 лет назад +5

      MegaOgrady yes

    • @kingmarre9130
      @kingmarre9130 8 лет назад +1

      MegaOgrady Yes :)

    • @Zeliika
      @Zeliika 8 лет назад +10

      Derp88Gaming no

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 8 лет назад +18

      Apology accepted.
      Every Scandinavian country has their own version of Old Norse.
      There are minor differences between them, mostly in spelling, but Danish and Norwegian is the most alike.
      Here are some examples;
      English Word: Street.
      Danish: Gade
      Swedish: Gata
      Norwegian: Gate
      As a rule of thumb, Norwegians understand Swedes and Danes very well, while Danes and Swedes may have issues understanding each other. Icelandish is the closest to Old Norse we can get because they have kept the tradition of language.
      Sorry for the wall of text. History and folklore nerd.

  • @dasokuazureflux
    @dasokuazureflux 4 года назад +74

    2:05 as a mexican I know what he is saying and that means: "Good morning, nice to meet you"

    • @Cheese334
      @Cheese334 4 года назад +2

      Pendejos translates to assholes right?

    • @PutoMedicoBrujo
      @PutoMedicoBrujo 4 года назад

      @@Cheese334 kind of
      but yes, algo asi

  • @JamesAH1
    @JamesAH1 8 лет назад +94

    "Which west have you been living in?"
    "The West Midlands"
    That shit did me

  • @shaneleach110
    @shaneleach110 4 года назад +83

    PewDiePie: makes fun of Norway
    Womble: makes fun of our language
    Me: Vel faen

    • @yovanbidenovic4940
      @yovanbidenovic4940 4 года назад

      *church burns on the horizon*

    • @shinkuhs
      @shinkuhs 3 года назад +6

      For my fellow English speakers, Vel faen translates to “Well, Fuck”.
      I think…

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 3 года назад

      Have you heard of the High Elves?

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 года назад

      Faen mæ drit sekka

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 Год назад

      @@fatty1040 Which ones, the Calaquendi or the Asur?

  • @Firefox1189
    @Firefox1189 7 лет назад +523

    Soviet probably dropped his refreshments when he saw Cyanide advertising.
    Edit: Did not think I'd have this many likes, thank you!

  • @simplyhammer5105
    @simplyhammer5105 3 года назад +55

    I just realized that Cyanide is one of ZFs designated pilots. He's actually good at it.

  • @Bippah
    @Bippah 8 лет назад +284

    Alright see you guys in august!

  • @echo.1209
    @echo.1209 6 лет назад +14

    This was where it all started. RUclips continuously recommended me this video until I finally gave in.
    Completely worth it, watched all of his videos several times and have had many laughs.

  • @BunnyTwist
    @BunnyTwist 7 лет назад +164

    I think the part with the billion dollar tower is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life

    • @OMOMOMOMOM190
      @OMOMOMOMOM190 6 лет назад +6

      I know right “ permission to destroy multi billion pound solar project “. 😂😂

    • @outlawX357
      @outlawX357 6 лет назад +9

      that evil giggle when he is getting ready to shoot the tower is the best

    • @justzillathekingofgames6867
      @justzillathekingofgames6867 6 лет назад +3

      Then they get confirmation to not to blowup the tower, from there teammates inside the tower!

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 6 лет назад +1

      *friendlies*
      *friendlies*
      *friendlies*

  • @vm_duc
    @vm_duc 8 лет назад +430

    Guys Womble has his personal life too it's not like he sits in front of the computer all day.

    • @Tohkaku
      @Tohkaku 8 лет назад +217

      *cough*

    • @michaelalbanese8571
      @michaelalbanese8571 8 лет назад +53

      Captain Blue Yeah. And he has a girlfriend too. *Cough*

    • @Ahvenia00
      @Ahvenia00 8 лет назад +33

      *cough*

    • @Snackies
      @Snackies 8 лет назад +16

      Cursed Deserter omg he's cheating with Clive

    • @JoshuaR9763
      @JoshuaR9763 8 лет назад

      Captain Blue have he realised that he does two streams in every single day

  • @danielwilson145
    @danielwilson145 8 лет назад +549

    I was going to watch porn until i saw this on my feed

  • @bluenosedgerm0157
    @bluenosedgerm0157 5 лет назад +45

    5:07 is honestly just gold!

  • @phoenixjklin
    @phoenixjklin 7 лет назад +878

    Goddamnit Cyanide.
    For some reason "Buenos dias pendejos" stuck with me and today we were discussing languages in music class because of different cultural music styles, and I just went "BUENOS DIAS PENDEJOS"
    and my teacher looked speechless and just said "...wow."
    Then I googled what it meant.
    I regret life.

    • @VoliminalOli
      @VoliminalOli 7 лет назад +272

      Oh damn, it means good morning assholes xD

    • @le_leaf6154
      @le_leaf6154 7 лет назад +154

      MultifandomTrash24 "good morning assholes" Teacher: how but I give you a whopping?

    • @srennelamirez643
      @srennelamirez643 7 лет назад +9

      rest in peace

    • @janosrock
      @janosrock 6 лет назад +7

      you just called them "assholes" (and that's the tamest translation i can come up with)

    • @SantiagoRecare
      @SantiagoRecare 6 лет назад +2

      It is Argentina

  • @zackhawn5944
    @zackhawn5944 8 лет назад +519

    Bruh that helicopter part at the very end gonna end up on reddit I'm tellin ya.

  • @AnthonyBij
    @AnthonyBij 8 лет назад +21

    I look forward towards each and every upload from The Mighty Womble

  • @therileseffect2833
    @therileseffect2833 5 лет назад +177

    Do not tur-
    DO *_NOT_* TURN ON THE ROTORS

  • @jonahpwns
    @jonahpwns 8 лет назад +1679

    When Womble criticizes people's videos but only makes one a month.....

    • @jimjamb0300
      @jimjamb0300 8 лет назад +286

      Purple Is Cheeki But it's worth the wait.

    • @WaraPig0305
      @WaraPig0305 8 лет назад +225

      Would still rather watch 1 genuinely funny video than one of the 10 "funny" videos that SOM3ON3 puts up every day

    • @Kisarez
      @Kisarez 8 лет назад +122

      Purple Is Cheeki he never criticized amounts of uploads, he criticized/satirized character and style, which i feel was funny and legit, since i don't like those type of videos. I like Womble's quality

    • @willyneri7067
      @willyneri7067 8 лет назад +1

      Purple Is Cheeki It just takes two days to make one. He only chooses to prolong it for more revenue from his patreons

    • @blitz6202
      @blitz6202 8 лет назад +60

      quality over quantity

  • @lewisgreen4240
    @lewisgreen4240 7 лет назад +381

    That Pewds roast was gold 😂😂

    • @-A-VuThienAn
      @-A-VuThienAn 7 лет назад +1

      Lewis Green and samara redway

  • @QuadkillsGaming
    @QuadkillsGaming 7 лет назад +290

    Soviet Womble is the best gaming subtitle animator ever, he even said it takes 2 days to make a video, most youtubers take a few hours, like this so Womble can see

  • @OakSauce
    @OakSauce 4 года назад +7

    to translate the "elvish" at 5:06:
    "What did you say? What do you have against Norwegians? I'm gonna f**king touch you, you little h*re!"
    you're welcome :)

  • @Skeltano
    @Skeltano 8 лет назад +37

    OH MY GOD YES FINALLY A NEW WOMBLE VIDEO
    IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DECADES

  • @bowserko123
    @bowserko123 8 лет назад +15

    I'm glad you finally made another video that i can give ZF for its existence but you guys are freaked hilarious. I even cared as much to give you a period. Shiznit that's 2 now. Damn, now 4, the highest Cyanide can count.

  • @Kill3ditGaming
    @Kill3ditGaming 5 лет назад +369

    2019, Still waiting for Cyanide's "Bullshittery" episode...

    • @dgbd9030
      @dgbd9030 4 года назад +3

      2020:now u have 4 of those

    • @CodeRed99911
      @CodeRed99911 4 года назад +19

      2021, still waiting

    • @faniel5441
      @faniel5441 4 года назад +3

      @@CodeRed99911 me too

    • @Entyco1
      @Entyco1 3 года назад +4

      ’bout to be a 10h long video

    • @fisive7603
      @fisive7603 2 года назад +4

      2022, still waiting.

  • @MegaVikingen
    @MegaVikingen 5 лет назад +220

    5:08 Just as Aizen finishes his rant in Norwegian one of the others joins in saying "hestkuk" twice, which means horsecock (in either Norwegian, or more likely Danish).
    1Y EDIT: Soviet made a great attempt at a "phonetic" rendition of Aizen's Norwegian. "Ta" was the only correctly spelt word though.

    • @emilsemosegaard7867
      @emilsemosegaard7867 5 лет назад +12

      Definitely not danish, can’t even tell that it’s Norwegian, but he has the flag on him

    • @MrSwayzy
      @MrSwayzy 5 лет назад +5

      It might be hästkuk since it means horsecock in swedish

    • @sarahjomobang3501
      @sarahjomobang3501 5 лет назад +11

      @@emilsemosegaard7867 it's norwegian and he is wearing the norwegian flag.

    • @sarahjomobang3501
      @sarahjomobang3501 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrSwayzy it's norwegian and we in norway have hestkuk instead

    • @MrSwayzy
      @MrSwayzy 5 лет назад +1

      @@sarahjomobang3501 what an interesting conversation this is 😅

  • @quinblackwood9228
    @quinblackwood9228 8 лет назад +22

    Soviet that was fucking amazing keep up the good work and don't worry about how fast these come out because the longer it takes the better the content

  • @TheAthenian
    @TheAthenian 7 лет назад +38

    "20 dollars you break my gate" xD

  • @TheAverageSushi
    @TheAverageSushi 7 лет назад +29

    3:40 Poor enemy being hit by flying purple words.

  • @lilduckyisopod9448
    @lilduckyisopod9448 5 лет назад +18

    When Cyanide was doing good PR for ubisoft you could HEAR Womble running across his room

  • @Sha.ll0w
    @Sha.ll0w 8 лет назад +827

    Wait, so at the tank shooting part they managed to hit both the squad leader AND the giant building?

    • @descriptiondescriptiondescript
      @descriptiondescriptiondescript 8 лет назад +335

      squad leader got wrekt by the over-pressure(blast) I think

    • @om3gainsomniac778
      @om3gainsomniac778 8 лет назад +162

      i believe it something to do with the air pressure around the shell, because the squad leader was so close to the tank when it fired it knocked him unconcious

    • @potatomasherr
      @potatomasherr 8 лет назад +120

      Yea if it was a sabot round the shrapnel and the preasure from the blast will turn a persons organs to jelly, im being serious not exaggerating

    • @issiahvilches539
      @issiahvilches539 8 лет назад +158

      Potato Masher it's crazy the amount of detail that's in this game

    • @cbn.17
      @cbn.17 8 лет назад +127

      +Issiah Vilches If only it were more optimized

  • @B4rb0ssa
    @B4rb0ssa 7 лет назад +7

    11:05 I love the way the guy says 'Big fuck off tower' XD

  • @s.z7750
    @s.z7750 3 года назад +7

    10:20 top moments filmed before disaster

  • @J0nasBern
    @J0nasBern 5 лет назад +19

    Womble: * doesn´t like the others to advertise during his stream *
    Also Womble: * uses clip of the others advertising during his stream *

  • @DJRAINOFFICAL
    @DJRAINOFFICAL 8 лет назад +850

    I edited this comment so none of the replies will make sense.

  • @MultiGamerClub
    @MultiGamerClub 8 лет назад +136

    5:06 - When you fully understand norwegian C:

    • @HuttsonKill
      @HuttsonKill 8 лет назад +3

      what did he say? Please tell me.

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 лет назад

      Translation pleaseeeee

    • @exnems
      @exnems 8 лет назад +7

      That was the translation by Tanimoto.

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 лет назад +2

      Kuno Ah😅😅😅

    • @ulmo5536
      @ulmo5536 8 лет назад

      MultiGamerClub same

  • @kyleshaffmaster8785
    @kyleshaffmaster8785 8 лет назад +722

    When soviet makes fun of PewDiePie and then ends up in one of his vids

    • @itzryuma
      @itzryuma 7 лет назад

      Tony Shaffmaster video ?

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 7 лет назад

      Btch what vid?

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 7 лет назад

      cheeers love.

    • @simonvorster641
      @simonvorster641 7 лет назад

      Link it. Can't find it. :c

    • @itzryuma
      @itzryuma 7 лет назад +2

      Simon Vorster it's apart of this video towards the end of it.

  • @nickelpence
    @nickelpence 11 месяцев назад +2

    Every now and then, I come back to these, and always laugh my ... off😂

  • @galenratliff4203
    @galenratliff4203 7 лет назад +413

    How did Cyanide guess what flavor the Pringles by just hearing the shaking can?!

    • @Jayne_Rose
      @Jayne_Rose 7 лет назад +274

      Galen Ratliff Guess? What do you mean guess? There was no hesitation... Cyanide consists of about 92% pringles by this point.

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 7 лет назад +97

      He knows his Pringles.

    • @augustsunshine2860
      @augustsunshine2860 7 лет назад +61

      Galen Ratliff Because green is the best kind

    • @blooper2020
      @blooper2020 7 лет назад +66

      Cheyenne Holmes green ones are terrible, it's original or nothing

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 7 лет назад +45

      I like the BBQ ones.

  • @WhiteBattleBull
    @WhiteBattleBull 8 лет назад +10

    I dont mind how often you upload soviet, because when youtubers start uploading more often just because, the video quality usually is reduced and not as much time and patience is put into making a good video. Just keep the quality up and we i will all be happy.

    • @Anna_Stetik
      @Anna_Stetik 8 лет назад

      This is true. I'm a nobody on here, but I started out only loading once in awhile. Then I felt pressured to load once a week. My first vids of course suck, because I was new at this and didn't know wth I was doing. Later videos should have been better, but I followed the advice to load more often, so they still suck. I was never comfortable with loading all the time because proper editing takes time. I'm going back to how I did it before, this time with a little more experience.

  • @Jack_Dab
    @Jack_Dab 8 лет назад +171

    OMG YEEES SOVIET YOU FUCKING GENIUS YOU UPLOADED A VIDEO!

  • @Rincevind007
    @Rincevind007 4 года назад +7

    Soviet: aiming directly up at the helicopter.
    Also Soviet: surprised when helicopter falls on top of him

  • @kevinDMC12
    @kevinDMC12 5 лет назад +28

    1:11 my god it's a cursed image, look at the faces

  • @sebastiang7590
    @sebastiang7590 6 лет назад +13

    Man I remember a year or two ago I was dying laughing at 5:17 and I just realized this now

  • @TheNexan_
    @TheNexan_ 7 лет назад +299

    Time to scour the comments to see if anybody's translated that Norwegian.

    • @TheNexan_
      @TheNexan_ 7 лет назад +69

      oh my god it was even better than whatever weird phrase i came up with in my head thank you

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 6 лет назад +6

      under those comments i would love to see someone translate it into another language that most viewers don't understand followed by "you're welcome"

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 6 лет назад +1

      Schneemann fun fact: das kann ich lesen du spacken nice try

    • @VariouschipHD
      @VariouschipHD 6 лет назад +2

      Runner Well he doesn’t say “die”, not sure where you got that from

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +25

    5:56
    This scene makes me feel like I've been tied to a chair

    • @sbobgael3580
      @sbobgael3580 4 года назад +4

      as they threaten to kill your family if you don't follow cyanide's twitch and twitter

  • @bermuda333
    @bermuda333 8 лет назад +41

    OH MY GOD
    IT'S HAPPENING
    WOMBLE UPLOADED A VIDEO

  • @crabgnome5388
    @crabgnome5388 8 лет назад +157

    9:39 _H E L L O , V A U L T H U N T E R !_

    • @Shadow-vh5bv
      @Shadow-vh5bv 8 лет назад

      Solid Banana the "it's my first time" thing?? From the beginning of borderlands 2??

    • @НикитаТрушников-ч5и
      @НикитаТрушников-ч5и 8 лет назад

      shadowgaming7732 Claptrap voice

    • @dionduren
      @dionduren 8 лет назад +2

      Solid Banana no, he sounds like claptraps

    • @Spubl
      @Spubl 8 лет назад +9

      a british claptrap i guess

    • @seanharmon4005
      @seanharmon4005 8 лет назад +7

      "If I sound pleased about this, it's probably because my programmers made this my default sounding voice! I'm actually quite depressed!

  • @fullonthrax7825
    @fullonthrax7825 7 лет назад +231

    11:06 the start of 9/11

  • @touchedbydad6610
    @touchedbydad6610 5 лет назад +7

    Two years later and "NoOooOO don't touch me" still kills me