Random Far Cry 3 Bullshittery

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  • @HTacianas
    @HTacianas 7 лет назад +6177

    "You didn't specify normal arrows."
    Upper Left:
    Hunt the rare Blood Komodo with a bow
    (normal arrows)

  • @mucpougaming6092
    @mucpougaming6092 5 лет назад +7303

    Difficulty : Womble
    Description : We literally send an animal to do your job.

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 5 лет назад +6423

    Can't sleep, Dennis will brand me. Can't sleep, Dennis will brand me.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 5 лет назад +108

      Can’t sleep, Dennis will brand me.

    • @senpaipugs
      @senpaipugs 5 лет назад +84

      Noooo... I would never!

    • @ryansanders5362
      @ryansanders5362 5 лет назад +239

      *You cannot sleep right now, Dennis is near by*

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 лет назад +51

      Jason is oddly excepting of Dennis's none consentual branding

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +15

      Ryan Sanders holy shit that’s so good.

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 5 лет назад +6408

    You'd make a great american womble. Not for the navy thing, but for the walking around a native beach with an assault rifle and assuming they were running from your skin-tone thing.

  • @peach8438
    @peach8438 7 лет назад +14380

    Everybody just take a moment to appreciate this guys master editing

    • @youtubehunt7955
      @youtubehunt7955 7 лет назад +26

      LØXXĮT hmm 420 likes XD

    • @KanekiKen-ok7lu
      @KanekiKen-ok7lu 7 лет назад +59

      Best editing ever! XD

    • @firstcooommment3675
      @firstcooommment3675 7 лет назад +10

      TheOrangeNarwhal 1.5k like

    • @RoboBitch42
      @RoboBitch42 7 лет назад +20

      He basically adds subtitles to his videos....I wouldnt call it master editing

    • @Laikani171
      @Laikani171 7 лет назад +122

      It's stil editing, and it's on a master lvl. Never laughed so hard before while watching basically a letsplay.

  • @Sphurcle
    @Sphurcle 7 лет назад +2386

    *ran a car in full speed*
    -barely moves
    *give a "push"*
    -goes back 2 meters

  • @4strokeperro949
    @4strokeperro949 7 лет назад +1890

    7:03 "I'm really squeamish about fingers"
    wait till the end of the game sovie.
    you're up for a real treat

    • @solarflare8669
      @solarflare8669 7 лет назад +97

      Ive seen that
      gosh ~-~
      I felt the pain ;-;

    • @mariusw611
      @mariusw611 7 лет назад +47

      you mean when hoyt cuts you're finger?

    • @ianafeita577
      @ianafeita577 7 лет назад +24

      You really think that he will finish this?

    • @4strokeperro949
      @4strokeperro949 7 лет назад +113

      Yes , *SPOILER ALERT*
      In the poker game around the end, hoyt kills sam and cuts your ring finger off

    • @isaiah2697
      @isaiah2697 7 лет назад +50

      4 Stroke Perro we can all admit Jason is a badass got a finger cut off and still handed Hoyt his ass

  • @NewSirenSong
    @NewSirenSong 5 лет назад +1766

    6:23 ah I see you've found the magic bullet that killed Kennedy

  • @Barmkin01
    @Barmkin01 6 лет назад +2882

    Womble:"why are you running?
    *is holding a literal light machine-gun *

    • @liamplayer4081
      @liamplayer4081 6 лет назад +4

      @Vaas Montenegro I hate you

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 5 лет назад +46

      I mean... to be fair they're on an island where every village apparently has a gun shop that carries some pretty heavy ordnance, including body armor and explosives. They should be use to guns.

    • @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287
      @sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287 5 лет назад +15

      @@SallinKari yeah, but they don't point it at people unless they are going to shoot.

    • @molotov8328
      @molotov8328 5 лет назад +4

      Duckiez 175 he’s holding a assault rifle not a lmg

    • @m.nurhadichikos4168
      @m.nurhadichikos4168 5 лет назад

      Im officially the 1000 like

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 5 лет назад +596

    “With each tattau, a skill is mastered.”
    “THAT IS NOT HOW LEARNING WORKS!!!”
    Gotta admit, would be cool if it did.

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 4 года назад +38

      Imagine if one's intelligence and skills are measured by how many tattoos he/she has. A society of tattoo-ed professionals, businessmen, soldiers, president etc. lol

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 года назад +31

      Finished the college like a true Maori

    • @dustinontaiyabbi5608
      @dustinontaiyabbi5608 4 года назад +3

      Can you imagine being old as fk

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 года назад +9

      Altziemers. When the tattoos fall off

    • @cupcakemcsparklebutt9051
      @cupcakemcsparklebutt9051 3 года назад +1

      @@Manly-Tears omfg that is awsome

  • @epochpilot9404
    @epochpilot9404 6 лет назад +3991

    If you're squeamish about the healing animations in Far Cry 3....oooooh boy you gotta try Far Cry 2 ;)

    • @crimson_siphyr
      @crimson_siphyr 6 лет назад +143

      You are so right dude.

    • @alexanderdcomeau9573
      @alexanderdcomeau9573 5 лет назад +47

      oh my god yes

    • @Jenelle-nj9vo
      @Jenelle-nj9vo 5 лет назад +196

      Lol, I remember my mom freaked out when she saw the player twisted his foot & arm back to normal.

    • @n0rie9a
      @n0rie9a 5 лет назад +33

      how in earth somebody wouldntve played far cry 2 till 2017?

    • @kinariamaru9393
      @kinariamaru9393 5 лет назад +31

      @@n0rie9a i do and still playing it on 2019

  • @desertranger1095
    @desertranger1095 4 года назад +970

    That would be some funny shit if that was a 3rd end to the game by basically calling in the U.S cavalry.

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 года назад +108

      Command: Hunter 2-4 be advised, LOCPOP suggest there is oil
      Hunter2-4: Wilco command, sending the USMC to liberate the oil.

    • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
      @NKGAMING-ri4qm 4 года назад +79

      It could be like fc3s secret ending like 4 or 5 where the game ends before it even starts

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 4 года назад +73

      You do one mission as a marine or special forces guy, then the game ends on you being invited to a party with the protagonists once they get home. It'd be a chance for the devs to have bonus fun playing up cliche rainbow six/call of duty shenanigans.

    • @repdebt
      @repdebt 4 года назад +32

      I think it would have been a funny secret ending especially in 5 where it takes place in the US fucking A

    • @fardimnazir666
      @fardimnazir666 4 года назад +38

      Fucking hell Far Cry 5 actually took place in USA and still the deputy is in an isolated no man's land smh with no outside contact.

  • @3vercent
    @3vercent 5 лет назад +1282

    _Everyone runs away_
    Womble: "I feel so oppressed and misunderstood."
    Literally one second later: _Driving down the beach like a maniac_

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 5 лет назад +2166

    Imagine going into a coma with Dennis around *wake up covered in tattoos

    • @Nightstick24
      @Nightstick24 4 года назад +68

      and knowing such useful things like the art of evasive driving or how to hang an assault rifle on a clothesline.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +15

      @@Nightstick24 incredibly helpful that clothesline.

    • @oisinhutchinson2476
      @oisinhutchinson2476 4 года назад +8

      *Wakes up looking like el sueno*

    • @moosemilk_
      @moosemilk_ 4 года назад +11

      Was Post Malone ever in a coma??

    • @Mis.tresss
      @Mis.tresss 4 года назад +6

      Tbh I’d be cool with it. This guy is just tattooing people for free? That shit is expensive. Then again he is doing tribal bullshit

  • @him_That_is_me
    @him_That_is_me 7 лет назад +663

    it isn't the full FC3 experience unless a tiger walked into a camp and mauled everyone inside for you.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 7 лет назад +15

      *_Tiger_* In my case that's usually one of those birds.

    • @BoulderBoulder_
      @BoulderBoulder_ 7 лет назад +24

      Archaon Hedgeworth or ur taking a nice stroll on the sand when an alligator jump scares you

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 7 лет назад +13

      And you nuke an outpost from a nearby hill with a grenade launcher, and get 'undetected'

    • @DanianDL
      @DanianDL 7 лет назад +2

      or an elephant in FC4

    • @majorslav8138
      @majorslav8138 6 лет назад +1

      or the clean ass headshots from hundreds of feat away

  • @connorrhoads9634
    @connorrhoads9634 5 лет назад +5061

    womble : *walks up to guy with gun*
    *guy runs*
    womble : *IS IT BECAUSE I’M WHITE?*

    • @Feuerhamster
      @Feuerhamster 5 лет назад +262

      British foreign relations in a nutshell.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +98

      No the problem is he didn't have a flag with him, so he ran away before he could get one to claim ownership over the peoples for the great British empire.

    • @andrewg4412
      @andrewg4412 5 лет назад +12

      white man with a gun, you should be afraid xD

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 года назад +23

      No, he'd have run from a black guy with a gun, too. But he'd run faster.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 года назад +8

      Andrew G more afraid of the blue guy with the gun

  • @donttalktome2316
    @donttalktome2316 7 лет назад +634

    more self-aware game characters! "I'M A FUCKING TOURIST"

    • @mattw6762
      @mattw6762 7 лет назад +31

      saint nigel He accurately described the US Foreign policy.

  • @ZaekInvictus
    @ZaekInvictus 7 лет назад +2030

    Holy glider! Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue......

    • @henkdepotvis7804
      @henkdepotvis7804 7 лет назад +67

      Something is coming for you~

    • @nutritiousnut
      @nutritiousnut 7 лет назад +43

      henk depotvis LOOK OUT!

    • @mibars
      @mibars 7 лет назад +39

      ...You've been down too long in the midnight sea....

    • @kwestyo8579
      @kwestyo8579 7 лет назад +30

      OH MY GOD I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT IT

    • @alexprucnal4301
      @alexprucnal4301 7 лет назад +8

      mibars oh what's becoming of meeee

  • @justin12345
    @justin12345 7 лет назад +591

    6:16 the attention to detail during editing to make your voice sound like its underwater. well done sir

  • @blob643
    @blob643 4 года назад +430

    6:50 happens
    Far Cry 2 Healing animations: lemme introduce myself

    • @N_A_R_
      @N_A_R_ 4 года назад +8

      His voice is so funny

    • @Real_gandalf
      @Real_gandalf 3 года назад +7

      Far Cry 2 character pulling out a metal rod from his arm: tis but a scratch

    • @shreyash643
      @shreyash643 3 года назад +4

      Far cry 2 character straightening his arm hard as fack to get the bullet out of his elbow - tis but a scratch...

  • @justmax2724
    @justmax2724 5 лет назад +692

    "hang on it's my mum....
    ....
    WAIT I'VE GOT A PHONE?!"
    I love that moment 😂

  • @cessoe
    @cessoe 7 лет назад +1047

    >Hunt a komodo dragon with a bow (normal arrows)
    >"YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY NORMAL ARROWS"
    I'm having Jerma flashbacks

  • @Daark_Karma
    @Daark_Karma 7 лет назад +2220

    "Also none of the pirates are white"
    AMERICA F**K YEA!
    XD

    • @milkdudz3895
      @milkdudz3895 7 лет назад +30

      actor109 I spat out my drink when I heard that

    • @zimakumaozan4874
      @zimakumaozan4874 7 лет назад +17

      actor109 That made me laugh the hell out when that happened.

    • @nicolelauren7330
      @nicolelauren7330 7 лет назад +13

      My parents thought i was crazy when i fell of the bed XD

    • @giganticbuckets
      @giganticbuckets 7 лет назад +17

      Nicks GamingSide "JIMMY WHY DID YOU FALL!"
      Because of a American mum.

    • @c.r.5201
      @c.r.5201 7 лет назад +33

      I absolutely lost it when I saw the nuclear powered carrier & jets in formation. Absolute overkill for a bunch of pirates XD

  • @Patched_1
    @Patched_1 4 года назад +175

    You may not rest, there is Dennis nearby.

  • @nathansingleton7532
    @nathansingleton7532 5 лет назад +799

    That "sensible universe" was just awesome lol
    90/10 xD

    • @Kevin-689
      @Kevin-689 5 лет назад +57

      "Also , none of the pirates are white..."
      AMERICA !!
      FUCK YEAH !

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 года назад +7

      womble forgot to mention the oil

  • @finnbakker
    @finnbakker 5 лет назад +631

    "tapirs are harmless"
    there's a well documented case of a zoo tapir entirely degloving a female keeper's arm.

    • @m_u_d_d_l_e3509
      @m_u_d_d_l_e3509 4 года назад +132

      @James Harding pulling the entire layer or skin off your hand, exposing flesh, tendons, bones, etc.

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 4 года назад +48

      *EUGH*

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 4 года назад +13

      @James Harding Look it up and go to images

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 4 года назад +72

      And here's me thinking it was more literal de-glove-ing. Like removing a glove from a gloved hand. I was confused as to why this was supposed to shock me

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 4 года назад +19

      I feel sorry for the zoo keeper but this is the off the wall stuff that makes me search the comment section.

  • @DragDenDFO
    @DragDenDFO 6 лет назад +314

    I've just thought about something. At 6:55 Womble says that he is squeamish about fingers. And yet he had to cut, edit and QA this part! Now that's a courage!

    • @neonickhaos4811
      @neonickhaos4811 6 лет назад +4

      He didn't just cut it he snapped it back....heh...

    • @A_Dead_Angel
      @A_Dead_Angel 6 лет назад

      By "cut", they ment editing the video type of cut. Not "cut" like a slab of meat you're going to prepare for dinner type of cut.

    • @neonickhaos4811
      @neonickhaos4811 6 лет назад +2

      Nicholas C. r/wooosh

  • @Chimp_Handzee
    @Chimp_Handzee 3 года назад +95

    "Are the pigs on their side?!"
    You make an astoudingly convincing American, sir.

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 6 лет назад +1290

    M8 if you aren't scared of Emus you have never been to Australia.

    • @thallan
      @thallan 6 лет назад +154

      they started a war against those birds, and LOST. don't fuck with emus.

    • @beanman6434
      @beanman6434 6 лет назад +16

      M8 you lost a war to emus was it because you are upside down

    • @americantemplar6553
      @americantemplar6553 6 лет назад +20

      Emus ate all of the farmer's crops
      and they EVEN SENT SOLDIERS AFTER THEM

    • @travonoski5225
      @travonoski5225 6 лет назад +11

      Those are cassowaries not Emus

    • @wontnotawill1356
      @wontnotawill1356 6 лет назад +2

      I live where we own guns

  • @CodyJWerther
    @CodyJWerther 7 лет назад +8704

    "Is this game being racist?"
    *holding automatic rifle*

    • @duranpredur1098
      @duranpredur1098 7 лет назад +664

      It is now so normal to have weapons while traveling in video games that you don't understand anymore why a civilian runs from a stranger with an heavy-calibrated automatic gun

    • @duranpredur1098
      @duranpredur1098 7 лет назад +233

      I think you are right! Thanks for recalibrating my english speaking!
      (I'm french, so any help is welcome!)

    • @eratous4477
      @eratous4477 7 лет назад +23

      matthew david jarvis Fucking hell its not calibre its caliber

    • @Phoenix-214
      @Phoenix-214 7 лет назад +37

      Either that or his name IRL is Garrus Vakarian.

    • @kainsamms7335
      @kainsamms7335 7 лет назад +90

      Note how in each scene he is missing a few bullets in his magazine.

  • @emadams4711
    @emadams4711 7 лет назад +333

    Holy shit, I think I have just my new favorite channel. Commence binge watching.

    • @AmrothEldarion
      @AmrothEldarion 7 лет назад +16

      Emily Lynn Bryant Have fun, for fun you shall have XD

    • @K4ZA
      @K4ZA 7 лет назад +60

      But take care, once you watched every single video the wait for a new one is unbearable :(

    • @arboyz4869
      @arboyz4869 7 лет назад +14

      watch his arma bulshittery

    • @BagasPrasetiaID
      @BagasPrasetiaID 7 лет назад +1

      Welcome Emily!

    • @IAmKnightsDawn
      @IAmKnightsDawn 7 лет назад +4

      Emily Lynn Bryant Welcome to the channel of entertainment lol

  • @harshavardhanpadhi4225
    @harshavardhanpadhi4225 4 года назад +234

    "I feel so misunderstood and oppressed." Says the guy holding a gun.

  • @connerjones2184
    @connerjones2184 6 лет назад +1502

    Ur depiction of our armed services was well...
    Spot on

    • @jayeezus
      @jayeezus 6 лет назад +8

      Conner Jones i love far cry 3

    • @59cvlpekhlua75
      @59cvlpekhlua75 6 лет назад +6

      I think soviet should do it in arma3 with his squad members

    • @swaggykitty2925
      @swaggykitty2925 6 лет назад +2

      Conner Jones lol ikr? I love it

    • @jacksonhoagland6328
      @jacksonhoagland6328 6 лет назад +1

      This is funny

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 6 лет назад +15

      Yeah, you dont screw with the navy, they will bury you

  • @S10-z6z
    @S10-z6z 7 лет назад +700

    Jason: What did she mean? Bring her "what has been lost?"
    Dennis: Drink and you will find the answer.
    Jason: OK, but promise me you won't brand me again.
    Dennis: OK, I promise.
    *AFTER 5 MINUTES BEING ON DRUGS.*
    Dennis: The heron, the shark and the spider...
    Jason: Oh fucking hell Dennis.

    • @fireninjas7945
      @fireninjas7945 7 лет назад +7

      FearfulFilly its not really drugs but you can call it that and he dosent brand you again its different umm wont say what happens

    • @bigbro6175
      @bigbro6175 7 лет назад +6

      FearfulFilly I'm starting to think Dennis has a problem

    • @chadstanbridge6294
      @chadstanbridge6294 7 лет назад

      FearfulFilly I

  • @sairaskynx2247
    @sairaskynx2247 7 лет назад +387

    Soviet= Jason's actual thoughts

  • @fitzono
    @fitzono 3 года назад +41

    5:21 He let the voices of love take him higher

  • @Tripleat117
    @Tripleat117 7 лет назад +169

    I'm wishing cyanide did the voice of the female, he has the best female voice

    • @drrisen-9442
      @drrisen-9442 7 лет назад +4

      Nah. It should have been the dude that played Sophia Miacova.
      OOOOOHH CYANIDE, I'M COOOMING!!!

  • @borgkingerei6993
    @borgkingerei6993 6 лет назад +388

    Yes little fishy, tell me the secrets of evasive driving?

  • @amersnakedoc95
    @amersnakedoc95 7 лет назад +990

    yo womble, you should do far cry 4 bullshittery with cyanide.

  • @karma4859
    @karma4859 3 года назад +350

    “Also none of the pirates are white.”
    *US military proceeds to send an entire naval fleet with ground forces to Rook Island*
    I am fucking wheezing.

    • @moonmoon3526
      @moonmoon3526 2 года назад +6

      Would've gotten a faster response if oil was involved

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 2 года назад

      And yet all the Privateers are white. 🙄

    • @thestanimal6076
      @thestanimal6076 Год назад

      ​@@moonmoon3526 HEY I AM AMERICAN........and that was accurate 😔

    • @Adanish-oe6lf
      @Adanish-oe6lf Год назад +1

      You're fucking Weezer?

  • @Davion197
    @Davion197 7 лет назад +476

    Hot shit, how did you go from 20k to 1.5m in what feels like less than a year? Loving it as always, Womble.

    • @jakewolfe7397
      @jakewolfe7397 7 лет назад +37

      Getting lucky on imgur/facebook mostly. All I see now is random gaming pages sharing his videos nowadays

    • @DrGhoztz
      @DrGhoztz 7 лет назад +43

      James Wolfe I think its more to do with how he does his video text. Kinda gives more context than the likes of taking a screenshot of Pewdiepie's videos.
      Its surprisingly hard to do it like him..

    • @SpicyFiur
      @SpicyFiur 7 лет назад +5

      His Content is just interesting and funny. If its funny everyone will abo. Like I did half a year ago.

    • @jakewolfe7397
      @jakewolfe7397 7 лет назад +7

      Dr. Ghoztz It's not that hard, but it is strenuous and it takes a lot of patience to edit entire videos, I will admit. Someone did a video on that topic specifically explaining how it was done. Before Adobe products offered motion tracking text, it was a lot more work. But as tools are created specifically for RUclips content creators, the job gets exponentially easier. I assume that due to his pioneering in the field of visual aiding, plenty more aspiring content creators will follow suit.

    • @steveempiremantra2120
      @steveempiremantra2120 7 лет назад +6

      Terran Nobody he's funny.

  • @excalixy4419
    @excalixy4419 6 лет назад +641

    Pirate: AARGHHH
    SovietWomble: really?
    Pirate: YESSSS

  • @SouppaStupid
    @SouppaStupid 7 лет назад +733

    .......soviet has a point though Jason had a fucking satellite phone......why didn't he just call the us?

    • @tzurieljoshia2406
      @tzurieljoshia2406 7 лет назад +28

      Dylancon 2403 the country is owned by pirates

    • @grimm_plush
      @grimm_plush 7 лет назад +133

      Sure sounds like a job for the FREEDOM country to do.

    • @ahmetozturk3000
      @ahmetozturk3000 7 лет назад +15

      huffpuff1337 America isnt a freedom country at all m8

    • @schwiggityschwaggity6216
      @schwiggityschwaggity6216 7 лет назад +69

      Rexamini idk, we do have a lot of basic rights

    • @kennethmatos98
      @kennethmatos98 7 лет назад +42

      Rexamini America has more freedom then most countrys

  • @xtrem5428
    @xtrem5428 4 года назад +365

    Womble: *points gun at people*
    People: *freak out*
    Womble: Is this game being racist?

  • @DjesertGaming
    @DjesertGaming 7 лет назад +121

    Fuck, i would dread to see what Womble's driving is like in real life

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 7 лет назад

      Djesert Gaming like a true Brit?

    • @scorbiot
      @scorbiot 7 лет назад +1

      Make him play racing game (Dirt possibly)

    • @DjesertGaming
      @DjesertGaming 7 лет назад +1

      indeed

    • @thatcarguy6540
      @thatcarguy6540 7 лет назад

      or any rally game.

    • @Deni7s
      @Deni7s 7 лет назад

      My Hentai Girl taken offence

  • @graafixzgaming6652
    @graafixzgaming6652 5 лет назад +73

    9:07 that music,the scenario,if you know,you know

    • @Hav0cMeister1215
      @Hav0cMeister1215 4 года назад

      What's the tune called?

    • @brunoballico5990
      @brunoballico5990 3 года назад

      @@Hav0cMeister1215 I think it's from pulp fiction if I remember correctly

    • @brunoballico5990
      @brunoballico5990 3 года назад +3

      @@Hav0cMeister1215 the revels comanche, finally found it

  • @channelchannelchannelchannel
    @channelchannelchannelchannel 6 лет назад +954

    The healing animations are gross? Play farcry 2

    • @user-hj2ed5pe6j
      @user-hj2ed5pe6j 5 лет назад +22

      FC2 is better than FC3 in many aspects.

    • @teawrld5976
      @teawrld5976 5 лет назад +11

      @The Everything Fuck you bitch... USA, USA, USA!!

    • @majingucci9827
      @majingucci9827 5 лет назад +1

      @The Everything the USA isnt a terrorist flag what do you mean

    • @cosmia7003
      @cosmia7003 5 лет назад +17

      @@majingucci9827 Pffft, you fell right into the trap didn't you?

    • @banban8481
      @banban8481 5 лет назад

      Nah, in the endgame there are only syringes. One stab and you are healed.

  • @JJ-fn7lj
    @JJ-fn7lj 4 года назад +308

    the writing in this game appears to be a far cry from reality

    • @Pokanika
      @Pokanika 4 года назад +24

      *ba dum tss*

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 4 года назад +3

      Wow, good one! What a zinger!

    • @alin9727
      @alin9727 4 года назад +47

      Ironically Womble has the most accurate reaction to how absurd the writing (intentionally) is. The ending of the game questions why you decided to instantly go on and slaughter thousands of people when somebody just passed you a knife, it's fucking brilliant.

    • @jamesmcneil3412
      @jamesmcneil3412 4 года назад +1

      Booooo

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 4 года назад +12

      @@alin9727 I mean, I didnt question it. I just thought "how the hell is Jason gonna move on from this?" I mean, in reality that sort of experience would probably torment someone for the rest of their life

  • @lavaris2834
    @lavaris2834 6 лет назад +197

    "Hang on it's my mum. WAIT I'VE GOT A PHONE!?" xD

  • @randomgamer3311
    @randomgamer3311 7 лет назад +322

    Sitting around in a university campus smoking seed all day that is the only way I can sum up my second year of uni

    • @randomgamer3311
      @randomgamer3311 7 лет назад +24

      Weed* fucking auto correct

    • @daniel._
      @daniel._ 7 лет назад +25

      Random Gamer seed 😂😂😂

    • @MrRanosama
      @MrRanosama 7 лет назад +26

      Random Gamer Smoking seed from your roommate's bong.

    • @MrRanosama
      @MrRanosama 7 лет назад +45

      I'm sorry dong*. Damn auto correct

    • @silviogrijalva8801
      @silviogrijalva8801 7 лет назад +4

      Random Gamer shame on you

  • @PredatorZone
    @PredatorZone 7 лет назад +1538

    amazing job great edit

  • @nossahmvssg
    @nossahmvssg 4 года назад +248

    A Soviet defector from Britain: asks for the assistance of US armed forces to save him from a tattoo artist in a country he should have never considered to even visit
    Then goes ahead and fights pirates anyway
    Rambo: I never asked for this

    • @isaiahcampbell488
      @isaiahcampbell488 4 года назад +12

      It sounds like a plot to a 1980's action movie...

    • @nossahmvssg
      @nossahmvssg 4 года назад +7

      @@isaiahcampbell488 *ptsd flashbacks and gunfire*

  • @THANATOSIXU
    @THANATOSIXU 7 лет назад +363

    Womble: wonders why the locals run and hide from him whilst holding guns. Lmao

    • @ciskeik
      @ciskeik 7 лет назад

      exactly

    • @damo3923
      @damo3923 7 лет назад +38

      That would be SJW logic
      I AM A FAT WOMAN CHARACTER AND EVERYONE WONT TALK TO ME
      *is holding gun*

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills 7 лет назад +9

      The last time they saw an English man with a gun they got colonized, it makes perfect sense theyre scared of you

    • @cmdrblade2485
      @cmdrblade2485 7 лет назад +2

      THANATOS IXU I feel like Womble would go full renegade without even knowing what it is

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 6 лет назад

      +L L im pretty sure england or anyone else never colonised new guinea

  • @teammateisbroken3324
    @teammateisbroken3324 5 лет назад +456

    Never seen a more accurate representation of my nations armed forces.

  • @tomaspetrik104
    @tomaspetrik104 6 лет назад +162

    6:22 SO MUCH EDITING

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +60

    4:12 I feel like this is so accurate. Except, I don't know the number for the US embassy

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 4 года назад +8

      Except for the fact that the pirates probably cut all off-island comms

  • @toastynarwhals186
    @toastynarwhals186 6 лет назад +763

    You could’ve said there was oil on the island

    • @AltosaotomeOat
      @AltosaotomeOat 6 лет назад +39

      Said that not just The navy coming. They might bring a whole army like ship tank and Jet and special force clear out a pirate and hoyt priveteer(A Mercenaries) for us and rook island is peaceful once again
      The end

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 6 лет назад +38

      Dude forget that, they would occupy the entire island, then form a friendly “democratic” regime which isn’t allowed to actually make their own choices

    • @cephalonblue5991
      @cephalonblue5991 6 лет назад +10

      Matthew Smith for oil, it’s worth it

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 6 лет назад +1

      Try telling that to the soldiers after they get their nuts shot off they'll probably just try to shot your nuts off too.

    • @somethingbacon2694
      @somethingbacon2694 6 лет назад +2

      Well then the whole entirety of the US army will come!

  • @59cvlpekhlua75
    @59cvlpekhlua75 6 лет назад +183

    15:20 flag should be tiger

    • @gladiatormarcellus2078
      @gladiatormarcellus2078 5 лет назад

      What?

    • @KrYPTzx
      @KrYPTzx 5 лет назад +2

      @@gladiatormarcellus2078 he says that the flag should be a picture of a tiger than the far cry flag

  • @xGxPhantomZzz
    @xGxPhantomZzz 7 лет назад +199

    Im high as a kite AND THE GREENHOUSE IS ON FIRE. Why tho

    • @xGxPhantomZzz
      @xGxPhantomZzz 7 лет назад +26

      In a situation like this, i would love to be dennis. tattooing unconcious ppl seems nice

    • @xGxPhantomZzz
      @xGxPhantomZzz 7 лет назад +2

      nah man that's too obvious that its unwanted. more like a Giant Heart with MOM written in it.

    • @zaiz6018
      @zaiz6018 7 лет назад +1

      xGxPhantom Zzz thats also a good idea
      Ir mybe just brand them with: im a loser, in theyre forehead

  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 5 лет назад +68

    Honestly I want to see pirates do something like this just to watch them get taken out by some excited navy crew members.
    "Ok men, we're off to shoot some pirates and save some of our own."
    Crew in unison: "Sweet"

  • @ceorrr
    @ceorrr 6 лет назад +530

    Far Cry 3: press f to push boat.
    Call of Duty Advanced Warfare: press F to pay respects.

    • @ikemen2329
      @ikemen2329 6 лет назад +4

      Is it really like that in cod ???

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 6 лет назад +4

      Skiddiemanjaro
      Yes

    • @ellis_frwnchir
      @ellis_frwnchir 6 лет назад +2

      It's F to use score streaks ain't it?

    • @dafas5324
      @dafas5324 6 лет назад +12

      EA: press F to payment!

    • @jeevithrai7994
      @jeevithrai7994 6 лет назад

      But I press Rctrl

  • @dominickrichichi5291
    @dominickrichichi5291 6 лет назад +49

    and people think womble cant carry a video on his own

  • @ikonds6826
    @ikonds6826 6 лет назад +66

    1:32 this is Cyanide and his cousin.

  • @benrush9684
    @benrush9684 4 года назад +91

    *Points the barrel of a fully-loaded Assault Rifle at someone’s head*
    *They run*
    “I feel so oppressed and misunderstood”

  • @まれ-l2g
    @まれ-l2g 7 лет назад +475

    Every time his new video comes out I'm like whaaaaat this man still alive???

    • @TNovix
      @TNovix 7 лет назад +1

      You would know that if you watch him stream on Twitch everyday

    • @inestayachi3806
      @inestayachi3806 7 лет назад

      TNovix do u know when he streams
      Like does he ever tell us

    • @77Yuki
      @77Yuki 7 лет назад +4

      +ines tayachi
      Use Twitch Notification addon for Chrome. And he just finished streaming Overwatch today.

    • @wills2142
      @wills2142 7 лет назад +2

      ines tayachi he usually starts at 11ish am I believe

    • @sqwee5365
      @sqwee5365 7 лет назад

      what timezone?

  • @Deezone21
    @Deezone21 5 лет назад +55

    11:08 he knew the greenhouse was gonna be on fire? Foreshadowing I believe.

  • @hiroschmiro
    @hiroschmiro 7 лет назад +189

    Nice Video. See you in a month

  • @firefox6271
    @firefox6271 5 лет назад +91

    6:58 sovietwomble: I am now a crow

    • @azoya3376
      @azoya3376 4 года назад

      Mooo mooo mooo that is rrslly mot nice

    • @zed.lmaooo
      @zed.lmaooo 4 года назад

      He became Tom for a moment

  • @ap30112002
    @ap30112002 7 лет назад +81

    12:33 Didn't know the letter F had 3 lines instead of 2. My life has been a lie ;-;

    • @logan-vv4dp
      @logan-vv4dp 7 лет назад +5

      Andreas Petersen but it does.

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 7 лет назад

      It's a font/handwriting/calligraphy thing look he how some people cross their sevens and some people don't fit their i's

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 7 лет назад

      Andreas Petersen also you typed F instead of "f" and with the font that womble is using there's only 2 lines as the top curve isn't a line.

    • @ryukkx
      @ryukkx 7 лет назад +1

      Andreas Petersen wtf?

    • @augwin1804
      @augwin1804 7 лет назад +3

      GamingOS I think he wanted to say that womble said to press F to push the boat, but it's written to push E, so the thing you are telling to us is correct but not in this case X'D

  • @ajayyss
    @ajayyss 7 лет назад +179

    Best YT reccommendation ever. Had a mehh day, but thanks to you i laughed my ass off, thank you sir.

  • @PetersaberHD
    @PetersaberHD 6 лет назад +530

    Womble should watch Far Cry 2 healing animations compilation

  • @burstingwizard975
    @burstingwizard975 5 лет назад +14

    I had to rewatch that bit where bullet ricocheted around in the car a dozen times, that was too hilarious. You fired one bullet and it just became a blood dispenser 😂

  • @thegrass7199
    @thegrass7199 7 лет назад +245

    my life is complete , Soviet is playing something from Ubisoft

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 7 лет назад +64

      Remember to always preorder everything ever, because it helps company earn money whilst they are producing the games!
      Assassins Creed series by Ubisoft, buy everything in the series.

    • @lolkingrd440
      @lolkingrd440 7 лет назад +56

      ubisoft is a really great compony for some good DRM

    • @insertcringynamehere154
      @insertcringynamehere154 7 лет назад +24

      Relic22 "buy everything from Ubisoft, ever"

    • @morfinny94
      @morfinny94 7 лет назад +2

      This was played a very long time ago. Soviet didn't have such a radical stance on Ubisoft then.

    • @irishspitfire
      @irishspitfire 7 лет назад +3

      Relic22 "Preordering helps the company buy revenue and develop the game"
      -Cyanide

  • @89BlackGatomon
    @89BlackGatomon 7 лет назад +55

    The edits and humor... Mindblowing

  • @westbrooknz8794
    @westbrooknz8794 6 лет назад +264

    10:40 that’s a New Zealand accent

    • @Manu_hepi
      @Manu_hepi 6 лет назад

      They all are

    • @izzielaws4178
      @izzielaws4178 6 лет назад +1

      Kiwii

    • @noscoper4382
      @noscoper4382 6 лет назад +1

      No they are from Australia I guess

    • @ryanrowdon8918
      @ryanrowdon8918 6 лет назад +1

      @@noscoper4382 not Australian..... i am Australian, more like new Zealand

    • @reganspears4537
      @reganspears4537 5 лет назад +3

      Fuck off about Australian, I am a New Zealander. Trust me, It's a kiwi accent.

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 3 года назад +7

    Far cry 3 actually gave me this morbid curiosity when it comes to broken bones and shrapnel wounds, I find the healing animations quite satisfying.

  • @monotonekai1502
    @monotonekai1502 7 лет назад +207

    "Also none of the pirates are white."
    *"MERRRRICCCCAAAAAAAA"*

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 5 лет назад +2

      Neater Peter *_FUCK YEAH_*

  • @TheBreadBun
    @TheBreadBun 6 лет назад +85

    “Are the pigs on their side”
    “Don’t touch the lentils”
    I love the random shit that he says 😂

  • @zsolti357
    @zsolti357 5 лет назад +114

    16:02
    Womble: aren't they just gonna waste me the moment i get up this ladder?
    Pirate:ARGHHH!
    Womble: (hehehehehe) Really?
    Pirate:YEAHHH!

  • @skelegodaxis1385
    @skelegodaxis1385 5 лет назад +463

    Us Embassy 6 U.S citizens are being held hostage we need help!
    (Silence)
    Also none of the pirates are white...
    US Navy comes as well as army xD

    • @stann.4443
      @stann.4443 4 года назад +24

      @James Harding NO! It is to liberate their oil reserves.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 4 года назад +2

      MURICA

  • @tickler7229
    @tickler7229 7 лет назад +159

    12:06 he says:
    Get off the road!
    From my perspective that's the middle of the jungle not the road.

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan 7 лет назад +9

      Beast hackz that's the joke.

    • @user-cx1cc7so3m
      @user-cx1cc7so3m 7 лет назад

      It's an expression, when he says get out the road he means get out the way

  • @fardanaprizza8116
    @fardanaprizza8116 6 лет назад +268

    He *Ascended* !!
    HE *ASCENDED* !!!!!
    HE *ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN* !!!!!
    Random SovietWomble

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 лет назад

      The great tomato in the sky, took him too the holy BBQ...

    • @AlteFritte
      @AlteFritte 5 лет назад

      Praise the lawd!

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 лет назад

      John Denver?

  • @CKGECKO
    @CKGECKO 6 лет назад +72

    I always come back for your amazing rewrite of Far Cry 3. It is perfect.

  • @ArcticAK
    @ArcticAK 3 года назад +22

    Anybody noticed when Soviet “failed” the animal mission it said “Fuck” in the same text as the loading text? Really impressive editing

  • @averyy451
    @averyy451 7 лет назад +322

    Can we just talk about how he probably had this video ready to for weeks and choose to post it today?

    • @Fusionat0r
      @Fusionat0r 7 лет назад +19

      Ya, no.

    • @TNovix
      @TNovix 7 лет назад +65

      A few days ago while he was streaming he said he had a Far Cry 3 video lined up...that was when he didn't have it edited. Now here it is

  • @Jacbo1
    @Jacbo1 7 лет назад +27

    6:22 The most op soon to be nerfed gun in the universe. It's like a blender you can shoot.

    • @adj9971
      @adj9971 7 лет назад +2

      Bruh Bruh where can we buy these before America a kills everyone with them?

  • @cypher4528
    @cypher4528 7 лет назад +40

    FINALLY! A BULLSHITTERY! DAMN MAN! HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE MASTER PIECES?! I remember playing this 4 years ago... aaah the nostalgia

  • @MrWeirdoh
    @MrWeirdoh 5 лет назад +13

    That subtle pulp fiction reference at 9:02 ... Soviet is one of the funniest men on Planet earth

  • @tinss619
    @tinss619 7 лет назад +69

    was in a shit mood, and this cheered me up quite a lot! first time watching your videos and you have a new sub!

  • @cavinchon1
    @cavinchon1 7 лет назад +171

    i said to myself that i will rewatch this video until i get bored if it. and i think i am stucked

    • @wan3518
      @wan3518 7 лет назад +3

      Infinite Tsukuyomi!

    • @damo3923
      @damo3923 7 лет назад +2

      cavin chon Welcome to the matrix

    • @marcmarder
      @marcmarder 7 лет назад +3

      Standart procedure.

    • @silbersnake5801
      @silbersnake5801 7 лет назад +1

      in a bathroom?

    • @hassnain3870
      @hassnain3870 7 лет назад

      silber snake not again haha

  • @ytjazz1011
    @ytjazz1011 7 лет назад +25

    I have to admit I just could not stop laughing during that more sensible universe part

  • @shadrack6467
    @shadrack6467 2 года назад +13

    All these years later.. I still think this is the most amazing thing ever.

  • @gagida1829
    @gagida1829 7 лет назад +124

    The military part birsted me half dead XD

    • @ksiparthenator2.044
      @ksiparthenator2.044 7 лет назад +1

      gagid a did I ever tell u da defi (dead and music plays in the background MURICA FUCK YEAH)

  • @Armorpiercer
    @Armorpiercer 7 лет назад +168

    this video shows that you never let womble commandeer any vehicle

    • @KusanaG11
      @KusanaG11 7 лет назад +1

      Armorpiercer
      And to think that when Cyanide rides a helicopter, every1 starts “Aww~”-ing.

  • @kalajel
    @kalajel 6 лет назад +73

    Holy glider.
    You can't hear him swoop but you know he's near.
    Oh don't you know what I mean.

    • @45CaliberCure
      @45CaliberCure 6 лет назад +3

      Goddamn. Still trying to decipher at least some bit of Dio's lyrics. Fucking rocks, anyway. :)

    • @swaggykitty2925
      @swaggykitty2925 6 лет назад

      kalajel same!!!!

  • @malice2629
    @malice2629 2 года назад +8

    Tonight on Top Gear
    Jeremy Push starts someone’s car
    Hammond hunts endangered species
    and James thinks he lost his virginity

  • @jamiehayes9626
    @jamiehayes9626 6 лет назад +902

    6:55 that legit happened to my left thumb a few years ago. I broke it and put it back again just like that. I shit you not

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 6 лет назад +209

      I doubt that's really breaking, more like dislocating.

    • @jamiehayes9626
      @jamiehayes9626 6 лет назад +16

      Marik Zilberman maybe in the game, but I actually broke my thumb like that

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 6 лет назад +177

      Biology don't work like that as far as I know. If you twist a broken bone, you're just gonna break it more. That's not how you treat broken bones anyway, you need to put the ends together and then hold them like that.

    • @hasibabeckovic215
      @hasibabeckovic215 6 лет назад +7

      * J E S U S F U C K*

    • @prik9802
      @prik9802 6 лет назад +8

      Jamie Hayes
      Oh, fuck off

  • @chevytracker
    @chevytracker 7 лет назад +662

    god wobble you need to upload more often I miss hearing your voice

    • @auditais9985
      @auditais9985 7 лет назад +25

      micky gazzo quality>quantity

    • @chevytracker
      @chevytracker 7 лет назад +3

      audi tais true but he uploads like once a month and it's killer waiting

    • @eruljayhidalgo8275
      @eruljayhidalgo8275 7 лет назад +7

      did you try watching his streams?

    • @kchaousaad8159
      @kchaousaad8159 7 лет назад +4

      why not quality + quantity

    • @GriseWeisshark
      @GriseWeisshark 7 лет назад +2

      ^Dude.. That's just impossible you know.

  • @Cheese-n-Cracka
    @Cheese-n-Cracka 6 лет назад +214

    *Holds Gun* "I'm a nice White man", "I haven't done anything to you."
    Suuuuuuure...
    5:58

    • @SlavaZomba
      @SlavaZomba 6 лет назад +2

      And they aren't afraid of the rakyat?

    • @blackdragon9677
      @blackdragon9677 5 лет назад +1

      @@SlavaZomba why should they afraid of 'people'?

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 5 лет назад

      Not yet anyway lol 😂.

  • @callmetanks1246
    @callmetanks1246 4 года назад +2

    The fact that this man goes through every video and every clip and finds the best ones for us. Then edits every word. And makes it super funny. You my friend are amazing