Random Arma 3 Antistasi Bullshittery - part 1/5

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @TheShuffles55
    @TheShuffles55 5 лет назад +12204

    Womble complaining about a sneeze being manly(lackof) but I'm not going to forget about the time his neighbors call the firefighters to save a "woman" locked in her own bathroom calling for help.... womble(her). LOL

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 5 лет назад +1163

      CorupptedAi careful, Womble will shoot you in the face. That’s how he’s won all his arguments so far.

    • @tempt2253
      @tempt2253 5 лет назад +102

      When was this xd

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 5 лет назад +524

      TeMpt it was either in one of his DayZ videos or one of his CSGO videos. Have fun finding it, and I’m not being sarcastic, they’ll make you an asthmatic from laughter.

    • @tempt2253
      @tempt2253 5 лет назад +19

      Dylan Yarbray haha will do

    • @brutalnyas5639
      @brutalnyas5639 5 лет назад +164

      @@tempt2253 ruclips.net/video/QmzNVmTAekU/видео.html
      9:08 about that

  • @joannabacanto1608
    @joannabacanto1608 5 лет назад +7412

    Love how they're all laughing at KayJay's sneeze and then there's Dinklebean who's all "oh, bless you"

  • @teeps8124
    @teeps8124 5 лет назад +1812

    KayJay: *girly sneezes*
    Soviet: *takes the piss*
    KayJay: *_turns into General Grievous_*

    • @ashoka7273
      @ashoka7273 5 лет назад +45

      I wish I had a sneeze like that, it's so cute and quiet. Back then I had a girl who sneezed similar, always adorable. Ofc it gets annoying for that person if everyone comments at it tho.

    • @ashoka7273
      @ashoka7273 5 лет назад +6

      2 Grown Ass Man talking about sneezes. Damn

  • @Haapanen12
    @Haapanen12 4 года назад +5154

    I like Dinkle, he said "bless you" after every time Kayjay sneezed. So considerate.

    • @mrtom2854
      @mrtom2854 3 года назад +171

      Even when KJ blamed him

    • @010falcon
      @010falcon 2 года назад +20

      That really is a good friend

    • @687gaming9
      @687gaming9 2 года назад +23

      Fun fact, they know each other from holdfast

    • @ningen1980
      @ningen1980 Год назад +21

      I can't fault KayJay for his sneezes. I'm blessed with a deep voice, but sneeze like a cat that snorted ground pepper.

  • @SephConUno
    @SephConUno 5 лет назад +15520

    Cake: *Makes the cutest noise*
    KayJay: "Hold My Pixie Dust"

  • @deceitfulhero1723
    @deceitfulhero1723 5 лет назад +8063

    Dinklebean said "oh, bless you" every time KJ sneezed. He still said it, even after being blamed for it. What a gentleman.🌸

    • @aaronlee6361
      @aaronlee6361 4 года назад +239

      Hes a rare true nice guy

    • @m1garandMUSIC
      @m1garandMUSIC 4 года назад +152

      As a posh upper class Englishman with a rich dad it makes sense

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 4 года назад +4

      @@m1garandMUSIC mashallah tbark allah alhamdulillah inshallah better astaghfirullah

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 4 года назад +4

      @@aaronlee6361 mashallah tbark allah alhamdulillah inshallah better astaghfirullah

    • @Lola5o
      @Lola5o 4 года назад +32

      9:52

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack 5 лет назад +4249

    I like how the sparkles shows up everytime KayJay sneezes.
    Massive overeditor strikes again!

  • @theembodimentofkarma4024
    @theembodimentofkarma4024 5 лет назад +1151

    "Is that how you win every argument: just shoot the opposition in the face?"
    "It's worked so far."
    Flawless logic.

  • @stryferr
    @stryferr 5 лет назад +2982

    KayJay's sneeze is Cake's hello 2.0

    • @GradietPanda12345
      @GradietPanda12345 5 лет назад +19

      Stryferr certainly not. It’s not cute

    • @princessrandom8564
      @princessrandom8564 5 лет назад +379

      @@GradietPanda12345 Those are the words of a coward

    • @Lrripper
      @Lrripper 5 лет назад +244

      @@GradietPanda12345 You are not worthy of your name.

    • @lucrian
      @lucrian 5 лет назад +135

      @@GradietPanda12345 you are not a good boy!

    • @Cuestrupaster
      @Cuestrupaster 5 лет назад +37

      Oh... the Cake hello...

  • @matthewroberts6475
    @matthewroberts6475 5 лет назад +14889

    "... part 1/5"
    Everyone liked that.

    • @umutsahin6822
      @umutsahin6822 5 лет назад +588

      part 2/5 in 2020 probably

    • @memillionthdoot4436
      @memillionthdoot4436 5 лет назад +152

      Of 100 nobles watching, 100 were impressed.

    • @gameaddict09
      @gameaddict09 5 лет назад +92

      Next part might be in 2025 since people are still waiting for Outlast part 2 since forever.

    • @davetakketeef4170
      @davetakketeef4170 5 лет назад +40

      @@gameaddict09 also still waiting for Rising storm 2 part 2 :P

    • @martinsteen5286
      @martinsteen5286 5 лет назад +29

      Those 4 parts will last him the rest of the year

  • @cisco3111
    @cisco3111 5 лет назад +1240

    ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1968.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 лет назад +14

      Collateral damaging the fuck out of the population.

    • @joshuabedenbender9153
      @joshuabedenbender9153 5 лет назад +8

      Also known as “acceptable casualties”

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 5 лет назад +1

      Until they try world war mods

    • @Blackraven6
      @Blackraven6 5 лет назад +1

      @KamekoBruns and planted weapon to make it look like armored guerilla.

  • @Aurenzel
    @Aurenzel 4 года назад +1564

    Over 1 year later, I can finally watch the entire series from start to finish

    • @TheJanvicgwaps
      @TheJanvicgwaps 4 года назад +44

      Its about the friends we made along the way.. 😭

    • @AwesomeTheAsim
      @AwesomeTheAsim 4 года назад +21

      @@TheJanvicgwaps It's about Petros

    • @tbaggins5349
      @tbaggins5349 4 года назад +12

      @@TheJanvicgwaps still want to know if papa johns got him his pizza with a sad face.

    • @rhas356
      @rhas356 4 года назад +11

      @@TheJanvicgwaps It's about the war crimes we committed

  • @dogemcdogeface7901
    @dogemcdogeface7901 5 лет назад +762

    The best part about this long awaited video is in the title
    “Part 1/5”

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 5 лет назад +29

      Ikr, let's hope the next parts come sooner than in the next half a year.

    • @pecaatomica6532
      @pecaatomica6532 5 лет назад +3

      Lets wait 3 months

    • @josephharrison8354
      @josephharrison8354 5 лет назад +10

      @@Kasiarzynka Womble has already cut the highlights needed for the next four parts, he just needs to do all the text and animations. Which is the time consuming bit.
      But at least he knows what he's doing.

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 5 лет назад +11

      @@josephharrison8354 I know, I'm not rushing him. The text animations are time consuming but he takes it to the whole new level, it's pleasure to watch it, next to all the fun of watching the video itself. Definitely worth waiting.

    • @ashxxiv
      @ashxxiv 5 лет назад

      5 episodes.. 5 months apart from each other.
      but no yeah that is the best part.. hopefully it's not a long wait

  • @YTWgamer
    @YTWgamer 5 лет назад +6628

    Womble: *titles video "part 1/5"*
    Me: don't do that. Don't give me hope.
    Edit: Holy shit, we're actually in the endgame now.

    • @TheGuyWhoIsNeverMad
      @TheGuyWhoIsNeverMad 5 лет назад +226

      Thing is... it will be 2021 when he uploads part 5/5 :(

    • @maximilchil-wow
      @maximilchil-wow 5 лет назад +123

      Its like brexit. He's gonna stay on st p 1 for five years

    • @acelennygaming
      @acelennygaming 5 лет назад +36

      Juno i hate to tell you this, but you missed a few noughts off that date. Try 2021000 AD.

    • @pal8492
      @pal8492 5 лет назад +10

      Juno you mean part 2

    • @sear8618
      @sear8618 5 лет назад +18

      He actually has been talking about this new series in his stream and was saying a month or two ago that he had finished pt. 1 and was working on the next part so its going to be sooner.

  • @tanith117
    @tanith117 4 года назад +2309

    Heat stroke is serious guys, Makes you think your in an insurgency and soon you'll be late for work.

  • @Theory104
    @Theory104 5 лет назад +7910

    SovietWomble: Uploads a part 1/5 video set.
    Average human lifespan: Am I a joke to you?

  • @0ctopus1nk
    @0ctopus1nk 5 лет назад +2231

    Resistance?
    *badgers flashbacks intensify*
    FOR THE GLORY OF MILF

  • @KallegrandStudios
    @KallegrandStudios 5 лет назад +1925

    From MY perspective, Tobiwan destroyed an enemy jet.

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 лет назад +56

      KallegrandStudios vive la résistance

    • @RunescapeThePro
      @RunescapeThePro 5 лет назад +4

      @@henrique3045 Résistance(if you're gonna type it in french might aswell add the é ahha).

    • @SergioTheSurge
      @SergioTheSurge 5 лет назад +21

      He came from the High Ground too.

    • @henrique3045
      @henrique3045 5 лет назад +3

      Carl Johnson hahahah you're right sorry, neither French or English are my first language.
      But at least I don't sneeze like KayJay

    • @RunescapeThePro
      @RunescapeThePro 5 лет назад +1

      @@henrique3045 haha all good man

  • @absolutephoenix5312
    @absolutephoenix5312 5 лет назад +2608

    It's confirmed, KayJay is a fairy.

  • @xirensixseo
    @xirensixseo 5 лет назад +3664

    9:51 is when the sneezing begins.
    you're welcome

    • @Ormathon
      @Ormathon 5 лет назад +135

      10:20 is when the magic happens tho hahaha :D
      I keep watching it and laughing more and more each time. Its GOLD. Might need to be on a respirator after this xD.

    • @bamers404
      @bamers404 5 лет назад +104

      if i am turned on, does it mean i am gay?

    • @totozilla6396
      @totozilla6396 5 лет назад +33

      frsfth25 Y E S

    • @royce5818
      @royce5818 5 лет назад +26

      @@bamers404 trap is not gay

    • @quizels0695
      @quizels0695 5 лет назад +10

      tinker bell having a orgasm loooolll

  • @inyoface05
    @inyoface05 5 лет назад +931

    "1/5" ...
    I was waiting before... Now I'm waiting with anxiousness

    • @hazeyroguelantern7893
      @hazeyroguelantern7893 5 лет назад +4

      You mean anxiety

    • @neverrios
      @neverrios 5 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah

    • @anonymousxaela761
      @anonymousxaela761 5 лет назад

      Don't be, a guy has already uploaded all of the Antistasi streams.
      ruclips.net/video/-BhvaVVs448/видео.html

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 5 лет назад +16

      @@anonymousxaela761
      And why would you want that?
      That's unedited hours of boring gameplay...

    • @GreatSchema
      @GreatSchema 5 лет назад +5

      probably a 5 year series

  • @derpfrancis
    @derpfrancis 5 лет назад +5382

    I vote for Soviet to make that sneeze one of his Twitch livestream noises!!!

  • @n-4-v
    @n-4-v 4 года назад +697

    Here I am ,rewatching the series to watch them bond with "Petros"...

    • @milkpants7901
      @milkpants7901 4 года назад +58

      And learning the invaluable life lesson of cherishing the petros you made along the way!

    • @suleyman9199
      @suleyman9199 3 года назад +4

      Yup

  • @eliassimpson7784
    @eliassimpson7784 5 лет назад +3340

    When Soviet makes the title say 1/5 to make it seem like he’ll upload more than once a quarter...

    • @un959
      @un959 5 лет назад +197

      ... century

    • @Tatchiaz
      @Tatchiaz 5 лет назад +90

      I love how he posted more videos when he didnt to this fulltime. Like goddammit womble! WE ARE PAYING YOU!

    • @SgtBurned
      @SgtBurned 5 лет назад +31

      Either that or 500% troll mode and he misses number 4 or something 🤣🤣

    • @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
      @BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 5 лет назад +23

      @@Tatchiaz He did take a huge step up in production quality, though.

    • @Tatchiaz
      @Tatchiaz 5 лет назад +2

      @@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire True that. I just hoping we get more. We all crave for his content :)

  • @amirmanibmanampan159
    @amirmanibmanampan159 5 лет назад +1072

    Sneeze
    Guy:ohhhh bless you😊
    Nordern:wtf was that???

  • @CarlaDonola
    @CarlaDonola 5 лет назад +1028

    Dinkle saying "bless you" everytime KayJay sneezes is so precious.

    • @lowreslireas
      @lowreslireas 5 лет назад +48

      "Oh, bless you"*

    • @adambailey1236
      @adambailey1236 5 лет назад +26

      I didn't notice that! Had to go back and see. Was laughing even harder!

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean 5 лет назад +51

      "Bless you" for thinking so. :)

    • @CarlaDonola
      @CarlaDonola 5 лет назад +21

      @@Dinklebean Beautiful cinnamon roll. Too good for this world, too pure.

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean 5 лет назад +24

      Carla Donola stop it you, if I didn’t know any better I’d think you were flirting with me!

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 5 лет назад +240

    10:09
    I love how everyone just looks up all surprised from their business

  • @infoninja
    @infoninja 5 лет назад +2763

    "Wtf is wrong with you?" "More than you'll ever understand"

  • @atheraetherius
    @atheraetherius 5 лет назад +2336

    KayJay's sneeze is the most weird and cutest sound I've ever heard this 2019.

  • @Nightowl54
    @Nightowl54 5 лет назад +1785

    The KayJay sneeze made me lose it Womble, definitely want more.

    • @acidvash
      @acidvash 5 лет назад +48

      The one where he needs to sneeze but can't quite, then finally does. I thought I had lost it before but oh my god.

    • @barbatouffe8137
      @barbatouffe8137 5 лет назад +37

      same here the tinkerbell orgasm made me laugh really loud

    • @nafreal
      @nafreal 5 лет назад +29

      Wait why was this commented 1 day ago

    • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
      @jackdaalfbrainork6392 5 лет назад +1

      Nightowl54 tinker bell having a organism is probably the second best

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 5 лет назад +1

      MFW I already watched that skit on Nordens channel.

  • @alvie2457
    @alvie2457 4 года назад +479

    Soviet: Hah, KayJay sneezes like a girl
    KayJay: Then how 'bout I pound you like a boy

  • @BusterBuizel
    @BusterBuizel 5 лет назад +2963

    Someone needs to make a gun mod in ARMA with KayJay’s sneeze as the firing sound

    • @rhyscallinan1948
      @rhyscallinan1948 5 лет назад +255

      It'd be a silencer

    • @risky3204
      @risky3204 5 лет назад +63

      We should make a petition

    • @MannyXVIII
      @MannyXVIII 5 лет назад +90

      Or aa rocket launcher where the wind up of the sneeze is the lock on sound

    • @herrzimm
      @herrzimm 5 лет назад +30

      Don't worry, it will be modded within a month under a different name just to avoid being called out for it. =)

    • @yadoa3
      @yadoa3 5 лет назад +15

      @@rhyscallinan1948 there is no such thing as a silencer, but that would be a cool sound effect for a suppressor.

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 5 лет назад +3712

    LOL those sparkles when the guy sneezes. Priceless editing.

  • @7Comic7mischief7
    @7Comic7mischief7 5 лет назад +989

    Part. ONE. Of. FIVE.
    Lord bless us on this day.

    • @parasite159
      @parasite159 5 лет назад +30

      Part 2 in 6 months

    • @Ryanmdparker
      @Ryanmdparker 5 лет назад +5

      Part 1.5*

    • @crazymrporkchop4293
      @crazymrporkchop4293 5 лет назад +2

      God is truly a kind person

    • @jascha9415
      @jascha9415 5 лет назад +2

      Vietnam Bullshittery also got a (part 1) on its title but never uploaded the part two so 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @NoxilNobody
      @NoxilNobody 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan basically Womble with “video series” is like square Enix with kingdom hearts

  • @Ephyne
    @Ephyne 4 года назад +169

    KJ sneezes *exactly* like this one person I knew in high school always did! Everyone always giggled & enjoyed it because it was the cutest fucking thing.
    ...But that person was a _girl._ Lol

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 года назад +36

      Girl or not, if you sneeze like that I'm gonna love you.

    • @user-mn7dk2mt8j
      @user-mn7dk2mt8j 2 года назад +6

      @@DakotaofRaptors 🤨

  • @sirmcdust5572
    @sirmcdust5572 5 лет назад +796

    KayJay: sneezes
    Dinkle: oh, bless you.

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean 5 лет назад +75

      SirMcDust very much used to having to stand up for him when the bullies come. He’s such a helpless soul bless him.

    • @jeugene807
      @jeugene807 5 лет назад +35

      He said it everytime, bless his quaint polite behind.

    • @sirmcdust5572
      @sirmcdust5572 5 лет назад +1

      @@Dinklebean you are truly a good soul. Keep up the good work.

  • @lukymohr8
    @lukymohr8 5 лет назад +537

    Soviet Womble: I am a very mature person .
    Also Soviet Womble: I SHOOT ANYBODY THAT OPPOSES ME

    • @TheKenji2221
      @TheKenji2221 5 лет назад +3

      We'll he's called Soviet Womble, not Cute Fluffy Teddy Bear Womble

    • @Grahamc22
      @Grahamc22 5 лет назад

      Hired for Vox

    • @khorkhi7107
      @khorkhi7107 5 лет назад +1

      Left be like

  • @hashbrownselfie7524
    @hashbrownselfie7524 5 лет назад +994

    -“Is that how you win arguments? By shooting your opposition in the face?”
    -“It has worked so far!”
    Basically my logic when playing Arma or Gmod.

    • @ToastGamingNCrew
      @ToastGamingNCrew 5 лет назад +16

      literally the resistance: do we solve all our problems by shooting the opposition in the face?resistance leader: it's worked so far

    • @MHEmpire1
      @MHEmpire1 5 лет назад +19

      This is basically just the definition of war: solving arguments with bullets to the face.

    • @markmulder9845
      @markmulder9845 5 лет назад +15

      Resistance leader: It's worked so far.
      Suboordinate: *pulls out bigger gun than the resistance leaders*
      Resistance leader: and you win this argument

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 года назад +81

    I love how Womble says KayJay's sneezes sound like a pixie orgasm so he just makes it sound even more like it the next time he sneezes, omfg.

  • @wellersondasilva7168
    @wellersondasilva7168 5 лет назад +1086

    The freaking sparkles everytime KJ sneezes. I can't.

    • @ivorythebashful
      @ivorythebashful 5 лет назад +5

      Wellerson da Silva you can’t? You can’t sneeze pixie dust? I’m glad! Imagine having too much pixie dust up your nose... sparkles flying everywhere.

    • @TheOutZZ
      @TheOutZZ 5 лет назад

      KJ sounds like when you click the Chuzzles too much that they sneeze:
      hurh *cough cough* AHUA HA-TCHU!

  • @caramelgrace2156
    @caramelgrace2156 5 лет назад +2372

    KayJay: *sneezes several states away from Dinkle*
    Dinkle: *breaks through KayJay's wall like the Kool Aid man* Ohh, bless you.

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 5 лет назад +8337

    1/5. All parts will be out in 3 years.

    • @denjowim2359
      @denjowim2359 5 лет назад +422

      That's very optimistic...

    • @Kumashi1412
      @Kumashi1412 5 лет назад +92

      Optimistic

    • @Poud2
      @Poud2 5 лет назад +426

      Look if we hack wombles pornhub account we should be able to reduce that to 2 years

    • @himshunyu8409
      @himshunyu8409 5 лет назад +39

      Missed a 0 after the 3 there buddy xP

    • @Nandru85
      @Nandru85 5 лет назад +38

      I can wait for this level of quality... I can wait...

  • @oliviajervis8540
    @oliviajervis8540 3 года назад +35

    KayJay: Makes Pixie Sneeze.
    Me: Laughing, uncontrollably with tears in my eyes.

  • @MrLuque19
    @MrLuque19 5 лет назад +3837

    *Sees part 1/5*
    Don't do that.
    Don't give me hope.

    • @fear3682
      @fear3682 5 лет назад +78

      5 parts=5 months

    • @zac2749
      @zac2749 5 лет назад +5

      @Coulbert He's sorry he couldn't give it sooner

    • @MrLuque19
      @MrLuque19 5 лет назад +26

      @@zac2749 i was just memeing: no matter how long it takes, Soviet always make me laugh so the wait (no matter the days, months or years) is always worth.

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 5 лет назад +11

      Maybe that is he grading himself? 1 out of 5?

    • @joey6694
      @joey6694 5 лет назад +9

      Its ok. He loves us 3000

  • @nebules9523
    @nebules9523 5 лет назад +901

    Oh Soviet I see you finally remembered your password for your RUclips channel!

  • @murkorus7147
    @murkorus7147 5 лет назад +805

    KayJay's sneeze is the Best Thing im still laughing when i think of it awesomw video

    • @KayJay01
      @KayJay01 5 лет назад +22

      TheJaw hmm

    • @DemonicQuetz
      @DemonicQuetz 5 лет назад +7

      Wtf is with your sneeze???!??!??!?!?

    • @dav33h
      @dav33h 5 лет назад +3

      Best part of video ! Laugh a lot 😂

    • @KayJay01
      @KayJay01 5 лет назад +21

      Ben's Origami Craft we're not the same guy, just happen to have the same name somehow lmao. had this nickname for like 13 years now but I guess I'll have to change it or else I'll be known for being the guy that sneezes like a fairy despite being another person haha

    • @DemonicQuetz
      @DemonicQuetz 5 лет назад +5

      Wtf howwwww!?!?! Out of all of the names that could have popped up in the comments and it's the name of the guy who sneezes like a fairy but not really him.How

  • @LunaJellyBunny
    @LunaJellyBunny 5 лет назад +567

    10:21 Kayjay has some serious potential to be an actual trap

    • @nathanenfinger9559
      @nathanenfinger9559 5 лет назад +57

      Oh God I can't unsee that now, pls bleach my eyes

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 лет назад +76

      not my proudest fap but it happened

    • @Drp_br_
      @Drp_br_ 4 года назад +35

      Abi It actually did sound like “Tinkabell having a fucking orgasim” 😂

    • @jeffreyspencer2995
      @jeffreyspencer2995 4 года назад +2

      YEAH LMAOOO

    • @zuiredfox.2249
      @zuiredfox.2249 4 года назад +13

      I wish I could sneeze like a fairy having a stroke just like he does.

  • @justinmuller1228
    @justinmuller1228 5 лет назад +1689

    Remember guys we've got 4 more years till the big finale!

    • @wavemade2313
      @wavemade2313 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @brayanlopez2015
      @brayanlopez2015 5 лет назад +4

      feels like avengers

    • @hihi-fi8by
      @hihi-fi8by 5 лет назад +1

      4 years of sneezing

    • @WheyanQuix
      @WheyanQuix 5 лет назад +3

      Part one when I come out of high school, part 2 when I’m out of college.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад

      @@WheyanQuix Part 3gets released when you come out of the closet.

  • @tobiooo1223
    @tobiooo1223 5 лет назад +1344

    I love how there's pixie stuff coming out when kayjay sneezes 😂😂😂

    • @agradiptam.bintang1399
      @agradiptam.bintang1399 5 лет назад +44

      The only think that makes me laugh so hard in this episode. Especially that mini orgasm before the sneeze.

    • @midnightnovelist1116
      @midnightnovelist1116 5 лет назад +8

      I absolutely lost it!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I've never laughed so hard in my life!!! Literally had me gasping for air!!!

    • @Bakane3
      @Bakane3 5 лет назад +6

      The Art of Subtitles my dude.

    • @darksyndacate
      @darksyndacate 5 лет назад +3

      Nordern has that scene from his perspective on his channel if yall wanna check it out

    • @Adam-yh8zq
      @Adam-yh8zq 5 лет назад +3

      i melted

  • @arahelis2038
    @arahelis2038 5 лет назад +617

    The funniest thing is just the person saying casually "bless you" everytime KayJay sneezes.

  • @midnight_matter8707
    @midnight_matter8707 5 лет назад +11229

    That was properly BRILLIANT
    Also:
    You should rename your organisation:
    Workers
    And
    National
    Kinsmen
    Emergency
    Response
    Services
    And its subsection/ motto:
    War
    Operative
    Mobile
    Block of
    Lazy
    Entrepreneur's
    Invasive
    Servises of
    Altis to
    Fight
    And
    Grab the
    Goods
    Of
    Tyrants

  • @detectivesphinx4233
    @detectivesphinx4233 5 лет назад +193

    I love how consistent Dinkle is in saying "Oh, bless you!" Whenever KayJay sneezes.

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 5 лет назад +4

      Detective Sphinx XD that’s actually amazing

    • @Safiyahalishah
      @Safiyahalishah 5 лет назад +26

      It was as cute as the sneeze itself. A true gentleman is polite and only then commences with the merciless mocking.

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean 5 лет назад +3

      *tips fedo-... no I’m better than this... I’ve had to carry his tampons in my fanny pack for a long time, so I consider this a part time job.

  • @eriksolfors
    @eriksolfors 5 лет назад +628

    Apparently Sovietwomble successfully survived the trial on the Badgers in The Hague... only to join W.A.N.K...
    Seems legit

    • @noblegrizzlybear5475
      @noblegrizzlybear5475 5 лет назад +30

      The Badgers never officially existed. There was only M.I.L.F.

    • @caesarin0
      @caesarin0 5 лет назад +5

      @@noblegrizzlybear5475 for the glory of M.I.L.F.!

  • @Benjiman645
    @Benjiman645 5 лет назад +93

    Cy carries the ammo on his head like a normal Indian

  • @GanzterXmV
    @GanzterXmV 5 лет назад +757

    The way Dinkle said "Oh, bless you" whenever he sneezes, I just liked it xD

    • @jocoma23
      @jocoma23 5 лет назад +26

      Ikhsan Hermawan Dinkle is a man of manners

  • @cyborgk9
    @cyborgk9 5 лет назад +1198

    That cute ass sneeze easily made this my favorite video by far.

  • @demdoughnuts3882
    @demdoughnuts3882 5 лет назад +1970

    So you are called the
    B roken
    A nd
    D isfunctional
    G uerilla
    E lite
    R esistance
    S quad

    • @archangelapache2953
      @archangelapache2953 5 лет назад +36

      Dem Doughnuts Soviet needs to see this.

    • @farskies5343
      @farskies5343 5 лет назад +9

      You sir are a genius

    • @dakody13
      @dakody13 5 лет назад +6

      How he hasnt liked this i dont understand

    • @farskies5343
      @farskies5343 5 лет назад +4

      I do think it will be better if we changed the g to mean guerilla instead of government thought...

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 5 лет назад +1

      Congratulations sir, you won the internet today! Now heres your cookie.

  • @wdf_skar
    @wdf_skar 5 лет назад +55

    “Is that how you win every argument, just shoot the opposition in the face?”
    Womble: it’s worked so far
    Womble 2019

    • @williammclaughlin892
      @williammclaughlin892 3 года назад +4

      The guy asking womble that is nordern. Never knew until i started watching his videos.

  • @harrisonkennedy3229
    @harrisonkennedy3229 5 лет назад +4931

    Who else is looking forward to 2023 for the finale to this series?

    • @Joannes808
      @Joannes808 5 лет назад +198

      Being a little optimistic there I see.

    • @ShinyFood
      @ShinyFood 5 лет назад +68

      Way to early 2023 add a few years, soviet wanks- i mean works a lot on these.

    • @private5018
      @private5018 5 лет назад +24

      Wow i thought i was gonna see the end of this serie in my next life

    • @benjaminjones8782
      @benjaminjones8782 5 лет назад +1

      Me and the fucking the shut fuck

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 5 лет назад +10

      That's where you're wrong kiddo

  • @Verzalux
    @Verzalux 5 лет назад +365

    8:06 Ah Soviet your art subtitles is still amazed me

  • @lemonade1788
    @lemonade1788 5 лет назад +1349

    can we talk about the fact that dinkle says bless you everytime kayjay sneezes but everyone else is like "wtf was that?"

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean 5 лет назад +318

      I've had to carry his tampons in my fanny pack a very long time, now. I'm used to it.

    • @lincolnpervertproject1776
      @lincolnpervertproject1776 5 лет назад +97

      @@Dinklebean Top 10 Anime Sidecharacters.

    • @Lurking_under_ur_bed
      @Lurking_under_ur_bed 5 лет назад +28

      It's so sweet of him to do that!
      *Reads Dinklebean's comment*
      Oooooooooooooh

    • @maxliu7576
      @maxliu7576 5 лет назад +8

      Dinklebean Seems plausible

    • @patricknjones1753
      @patricknjones1753 5 лет назад +2

      It was cute though.

  • @maelavdrak
    @maelavdrak 4 года назад +6

    For every man forced to pixie sneeze, there is a woman forced to shake the very foundations with her sneeze.
    *Looks like i found my counterpart.*

  • @edmondmills4070
    @edmondmills4070 5 лет назад +2141

    Don't let this video distract you from the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK

    • @Rosemaker_
      @Rosemaker_ 5 лет назад +55

      it was nullified months ago as NBK has knifed cy too

    • @danadrian2752
      @danadrian2752 5 лет назад +241

      Watanuki Neverwinter Don’t let NBK knifing Cyanide distract you from the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK

    • @Rosemaker_
      @Rosemaker_ 5 лет назад +34

      @@danadrian2752 good point

    • @IPAWS2018
      @IPAWS2018 5 лет назад +46

      @@danadrian2752 Don't let the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK distract you from the fact that Cyanide knifed NBK.

    • @polkadi
      @polkadi 5 лет назад +12

      This reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky in Smash.

  • @iamnobody1734
    @iamnobody1734 5 лет назад +606

    Well... That was an enemy jet... And Tobiwan crashed it... So he's technically taken down an enemy fighter jet... By himself.
    I see this as an absolute win!

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall 5 лет назад +12

      Proper impressive resistance move

    • @jonathantreleven1823
      @jonathantreleven1823 5 лет назад +6

      His sacrifice was not in vain

    • @iamnobody1734
      @iamnobody1734 5 лет назад +2

      @@jonathantreleven1823 Vive la Tobiwan!

    • @foroutanam
      @foroutanam 5 лет назад

      Endgame memes are everywhere

    • @iamnobody1734
      @iamnobody1734 5 лет назад +1

      @@foroutanam Wait... That's an engame quote?
      Damn... I haven't watched the movie yet so I kinda try to avoid spoilers.
      Nice, accidental quoting.
      (In my country It was in cinemas just like a week ago.)
      edit: (10 seconds of google searching) It's an exact quote...
      Also why is Banner wearing glasses? Wait don't answer. I've gotta watch the thing.

  • @FBIIlIlIlIIlIl
    @FBIIlIlIlIIlIl 5 лет назад +586

    KJ: Breathes
    Sneeze: *I'm about to end this man's whole carrer*

    • @idanchen4934
      @idanchen4934 5 лет назад +2

      XDDDDDDDDD

    • @koneeche
      @koneeche 5 лет назад +5

      The fact your username is FBI makes this all the more entertaining.

    • @blitzcon9088
      @blitzcon9088 5 лет назад

      Not gonna i gotta boner

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 4 года назад +18

    In light of the final episode.
    Womble starting by telling someone how to play has an entirely new meaning

  • @sinthernis5961
    @sinthernis5961 5 лет назад +865

    I need more of kayjay sneezing for... research.

  • @seanironfist8887
    @seanironfist8887 5 лет назад +361

    "Part 1/5"
    This.. Does put a smile on my face..

    • @Cyan-hide
      @Cyan-hide 5 лет назад +26

      part two will come next year

    • @seanironfist8887
      @seanironfist8887 5 лет назад +46

      This.. Doesn't put a smile on my face..

    • @zachariasprice3762
      @zachariasprice3762 5 лет назад +2

      @@Cyan-hide try 2021

    • @derekwadas8489
      @derekwadas8489 5 лет назад +3

      Sean IronFist until you find out you have to wait a WHOLE year to get
      part ✌️

    • @sorthweast3030
      @sorthweast3030 5 лет назад +1

      Sean IronFist if we’ll live long enough to see it

  • @lunaticace6082
    @lunaticace6082 5 лет назад +675

    9:51 that is the cutest little sneeze ive ever heard in my entire life hahah thank you so much womble for including his twitch XD

  • @Lycan4
    @Lycan4 3 года назад +14

    My two favorite things about this video:
    "I look like a trust-fund child!"
    And
    *KAYJAY SNEEZE*

  • @mattywell1821
    @mattywell1821 5 лет назад +2266

    Make a bullshittery of just kayjay sneezing and nobody will be mad

    • @Crownsnek
      @Crownsnek 5 лет назад +43

      And nep Stretching

    • @Ragna___
      @Ragna___ 5 лет назад +11

      @@Crownsnek especially nep stretching

    • @AHappyCub
      @AHappyCub 5 лет назад +11

      @@Ragna___ ASMR of Nep "Stretching"

    • @Ragna___
      @Ragna___ 5 лет назад +3

      @@AHappyCub I'd pay for that actually

    • @grandmasterweebsensei9514
      @grandmasterweebsensei9514 5 лет назад +1

      Good idea

  • @honjanginamo
    @honjanginamo 5 лет назад +203

    Soviet: 1/5
    *years later*
    STILL NO 2/5

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +2

      Joke about it when the years actually happen.

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 5 лет назад +3

      DZ how about no?

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +3

      Was that a yes, i read? Great! Found a mate.

    • @vargyr1040
      @vargyr1040 5 лет назад +1

      If that happens it is on you.

  • @DrSmallarms
    @DrSmallarms 5 лет назад +1664

    So is part 2 coming as a 2020 summer blockbuster?
    Great video by the way Soviet

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 5 лет назад +13

      2077

    • @Artrysa
      @Artrysa 5 лет назад +10

      Man, I really hope that in the year 2420 the 420 meme comes back.

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 5 лет назад +1

      I hope he titles the second part something similar to "Combat Habits". It's a strange journey, after all

    • @inyoface05
      @inyoface05 5 лет назад +2

      In the Year 2025, Robots have taken over the Earth and Humanity is on the brink of extinction. But most importantly, SovietWomble has Uploaded The Entire 5 part series of Arma3 Bullshittery

  • @cherishjfk
    @cherishjfk 5 лет назад +704

    FINALLY a 3 year RUclips Series I can get behind

    • @ColdnCruel444
      @ColdnCruel444 5 лет назад +21

      ya and expect part 2 of 5 in about 1 or 2 years

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 5 лет назад +4

      @@Rägarded Womble will inevitably screw up and cut the series short, just like last time.

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 5 лет назад +4

      @@Rägarded I hope so, 50 minutes of Womble it is!

  • @julio1759
    @julio1759 4 года назад +20

    Ladies and gentlemen, was a honor watching this series with you!

  • @gigiginger949
    @gigiginger949 5 лет назад +541

    “Manliest fairy you’ve ever seen”
    Uh , no . Have you not seen the rock in the movie tooth fairy ?

    • @andro_nautic8964
      @andro_nautic8964 5 лет назад +3

      Missy Harmonix is it bad that I have heard that sound in a “game”

    • @noahpaquet8357
      @noahpaquet8357 5 лет назад +8

      JESUS thats the first time I've even given that movie a second thought!

    • @Kitusser
      @Kitusser 5 лет назад

      Missy Harmonix he’s more manly

    • @ohhimark2785
      @ohhimark2785 5 лет назад

      Why did you bring it back

    • @gigiginger949
      @gigiginger949 5 лет назад

      Gabriel Delacruz because it’s a work of ART

  • @Dinklebean
    @Dinklebean 5 лет назад +1039

    I am available to hire.
    If anyone needs a gentleman to stand by and always bless you anytime you sneeze, I do very good rates.
    Bloody good video, Womble. Well done, sir.

    • @marjo1305
      @marjo1305 5 лет назад +53

      Dinklebean that "bless you" was as cute as the sneeze itself

    • @deusex2005
      @deusex2005 5 лет назад +21

      You are too pure to play with these dudes lol. Stay awesome dude.

    • @FFXfever
      @FFXfever 5 лет назад +2

      You're the best dude. Keep up the good work mate haha.

    • @teejay9189
      @teejay9189 5 лет назад +2

      Wholsome.

    • @Elmischievous
      @Elmischievous 5 лет назад +2

      Can I rent you for a whole year, Dinkle?

  • @SenzationZ
    @SenzationZ 5 лет назад +315

    3:12
    Soviet's compassionate 'nooo' is literally melting my heart

    • @florpleborp2275
      @florpleborp2275 3 года назад +5

      I’m glad someone else is acknowledging his genuine feels for a computer dog. Bless his heart

  • @lylavati
    @lylavati Год назад +2

    9:50 those sneezes are ridiculously cute. 😂😂 and how he always says a surprised "oh bless you!"

  • @saintroddy
    @saintroddy 5 лет назад +230

    "I thought all the Badgers went to the Hague and got prosecuted?"
    "This is a soft reboot!"
    LMAOOOOO

    • @derekwadas8489
      @derekwadas8489 5 лет назад +1

      Rodrigo Santos And part 2 shall be coming Summer 2020

  • @dogzilla81
    @dogzilla81 5 лет назад +337

    That pixie sneeze at 9:52 is going straight to my "Womble's Top 10 Funniest Moments" LOL, I'm a girl, and I don't even sneeze as pixie-ish as KayJay but it sounds cute as hell though.

    • @Hexvie
      @Hexvie 5 лет назад +9

      I can sneeze like that but I have to force myself to do it

    • @sruipu
      @sruipu 5 лет назад +12

      Not even a pixie sneezes as pixie-ish as that man.

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 лет назад +4

      we love you you strong independent woman with a big manly dick

    • @dogzilla81
      @dogzilla81 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@cvspvr LOL I'm just saying my sneezes aren't as cute as KayJay's, I'm not making fun of him XD ! Oh, and last I check, luckily I don't find a masculine appendage dangling from my crotch because of my strong independent woman's comment. LOL!

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 лет назад +1

      @@dogzilla81 haha i know you weren't making fun of him. i'm a guy and i want my sneezes to be as cute as his

  • @GENeralGremory
    @GENeralGremory 5 лет назад +250

    (10:20)
    *Moans*
    *Orgasms*
    *Becomes a woman*
    *Turns into a pixie*
    *Person having existential crisis*

    • @kimiko-san4777
      @kimiko-san4777 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @Sturmdude
      @Sturmdude 5 лет назад +18

      Now that's some deviantart levels of transformation porn!

    • @Sydnxt
      @Sydnxt 5 лет назад +8

      @@Sturmdude There's transformation porn?

    • @Juzusa
      @Juzusa 5 лет назад +3

      Sydnxt there is porn for everything

    • @ignaciob
      @ignaciob 5 лет назад +3

      /r/egg_irl

  • @hecksters423
    @hecksters423 4 года назад +11

    2:25
    To ironically quote TobiWan's iconic call of his career:
    "It's a DIS*AAAA*STER!"

  • @lukmanulhakim5529
    @lukmanulhakim5529 5 лет назад +333

    "DON'T SHOOT THE DOGS!" - SovietWomble
    Me: *Chernobyl Flashback*

    • @qm230
      @qm230 5 лет назад +3

      Too real oof

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence 5 лет назад

      69 lIkEs HaHa LoL

    • @Th3Kingism
      @Th3Kingism 5 лет назад +2

      Lukmanul Hakim you’re hysterical, go to the infirmary

    • @flashgordonsthemesong2838
      @flashgordonsthemesong2838 5 лет назад +6

      Notice that the dog, in fact, did not have a vest.

    • @CHEF-55457
      @CHEF-55457 5 лет назад

      WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? HOOT!

  • @hyperult3810
    @hyperult3810 5 лет назад +282

    Womble: Releases arma bullshitery
    Also Womble: Part 1/5
    Me: *Impossible.*

    • @shorey66
      @shorey66 5 лет назад +20

      Expect the final part in five years time.

    • @N4ppul4
      @N4ppul4 5 лет назад +1

      @@shorey66 So soon?

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 лет назад +168

    I’ll see you gents in 2020. Maybe he’ll get to part 5 by the time North and South Korea have reunited.

  • @gUwUld
    @gUwUld 5 лет назад +102

    10:20 kayjay in the third “moan” (dont know what to call it) sounds like kyuu from huniepop

    • @gUwUld
      @gUwUld 4 года назад +4

      ぽぴぽろPopiporo Kayjay, making the battlefield 18+

    • @gUwUld
      @gUwUld 4 года назад +3

      Patrick Cossack too often for it to be healthy

  • @ClaytonQ45
    @ClaytonQ45 5 лет назад +391

    RUclips Notification: SovietWomble has
    *INSTANT CLICK*

  • @joyalgurung4889
    @joyalgurung4889 5 лет назад +198

    Finally the legend returns. Welcome back womble and see you after 6 months

  • @astridprins8864
    @astridprins8864 5 лет назад +469

    Omg I laughed so hard about the pixie sneeze XD

    • @remor698
      @remor698 5 лет назад +6

      I had already known about it from Nordern's perspective, but seeing Soviet's reaction and editing to this had me nearly dying of laughter XD

    • @Looke116
      @Looke116 5 лет назад +3

      Last one when he gradually turns into a woman is the best. Don't remember last time I laughed so hard

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 5 лет назад +2

      s2g i was about to say "When did they start letting cats play CSGO?"
      Wait, don't tell Lulu about KJ

  • @Nà.jásh
    @Nà.jásh 3 месяца назад +3

    5 years later and i still come back rregularly to hear the KayJay sneezes lmaoo

  • @Keasarr
    @Keasarr 5 лет назад +275

    KayJay is the embodiment of Mable going "Aaaaw, you sneeze like a kitten~"

    • @boo_1944
      @boo_1944 5 лет назад +7

      KayJay is Dipper, the rest of the gang is Mabel and Grunkle Stan lol

  • @IcePho
    @IcePho 5 лет назад +211

    KayJay's sneeze was too much.

    • @KayJay01
      @KayJay01 5 лет назад +4

      The IcePhoenix hmm

    • @t_g4837
      @t_g4837 5 лет назад

      LMAO!!!!

  • @christiankristiansen9354
    @christiankristiansen9354 5 лет назад +369

    I wasn’t mentally prepared for the video to end:(

    • @jgripen969
      @jgripen969 5 лет назад +6

      Christian Kristiansen
      It was like driving a Koenigsegg going 400kmh then hitting a brick wall =(

    • @we_are_nevertheless7305
      @we_are_nevertheless7305 5 лет назад

      J Gripen accurate

    • @rhyscallinan1948
      @rhyscallinan1948 5 лет назад +1

      Part 1 of 5 dude, it's a-okay

  • @ClamMimic
    @ClamMimic 4 года назад +27

    The heatstroke starts here.

  • @jaroosz22
    @jaroosz22 5 лет назад +804

    I'm going to set KayJay's sneeze as a notification sound. Thank you KayJay!!

    • @KayJay01
      @KayJay01 5 лет назад +103

      jaroosz22 yeah sure no problem mate

    • @Mystic-yj8zx
      @Mystic-yj8zx 5 лет назад +9

      Im so tempted to do the same thing now

    • @ShakerGER
      @ShakerGER 5 лет назад +7

      @@KayJay01 I doubt you are the real deal...

    • @KayJay01
      @KayJay01 5 лет назад +13

      ShakerGER just got the same name, not the same dude. go follow him on twitch tho, he funny as hell

    • @pooftee
      @pooftee 5 лет назад

      Show me how to do this?

  • @taurusreborn2571
    @taurusreborn2571 5 лет назад +800

    Tobiwan never played antistasi yet steals a Russian Mig in 30 minutes

    • @Patrichi29
      @Patrichi29 5 лет назад +84

      TaurusReborn vive la resistance

    • @TheriCTheri
      @TheriCTheri 5 лет назад +16

      Yea it’s a su 25 frog foot

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 5 лет назад +56

      Still, he stole a late game objective in 30 minutes and almost took off with it.

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 5 лет назад +5

      @@Gamer88334
      He was driving it down a winding road like a truck though lol

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 лет назад +7

      TaurusReborn says a lot about the competence of the Russian base security when a single resistance fighter can steal a jet from them, if this game had a morale system the resistance and local population would have just gotten a massive boost also I can safely say that I would do the exact same thing in tobiwan’s situation as they say every little helps except I would steal a tank, a fuel truck or an ammunition truck

  • @alos7241
    @alos7241 5 лет назад +250

    No one:
    KayJay: With the spell of my sneeze will win the revolution my brothers.

    • @hoovythesendvichlover3119
      @hoovythesendvichlover3119 5 лет назад

      XD

    • @febelpancake
      @febelpancake 5 лет назад

      Alos this meme is so over used its disgusting makes me cringe every time I see it and the fact that your a weeb makes it worse

    • @alos7241
      @alos7241 5 лет назад

      @@febelpancake cool

  • @leviadraconia
    @leviadraconia 4 года назад +7

    The sneezing already made me laugh, but the sparkle totally broke me.

  • @Regularhoneybadger26
    @Regularhoneybadger26 5 лет назад +631

    When ZF makes another resistance group
    Civilians : ah s*** here we go again