Random PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Bullshittery (part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 7 лет назад +17397

    I'm waiting for the day when nevil pulls off a perfect British accent and says he bought a new mircophone.

    • @kms_domo
      @kms_domo 7 лет назад +749

      YES PLEASE

    • @wardjam_6321
      @wardjam_6321 7 лет назад +1190

      Kaleb Bruwer and I guess a new keyboard right remember from a csgo bullshittery he can't type either

    • @pietuparkkonen582
      @pietuparkkonen582 7 лет назад +703

      King Ward one day we will find out that he was playing on his nokia 3310 wich somehow was running linux

    • @Mitwadus
      @Mitwadus 7 лет назад +383

      King Ward I am not bottom Fargh

    • @wardjam_6321
      @wardjam_6321 7 лет назад +67

      Mitch w I saw this and busted out laughing

  • @jameskincaida.1316
    @jameskincaida.1316 7 лет назад +909

    "AIR DROP"
    "FUCK YOU"
    -most legible conversation between Nevil and Soviet I've ever heard

  • @sandy3361
    @sandy3361 5 лет назад +4880

    9:41
    “You up for it Bavon?”
    Bavon: “Yᒷᓭ, i ∴𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ⊣𝙹 !¡ꖎᔑ||ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ𝙹 ⊣𝙹 !¡ꖎᔑ||ꖎ↸ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ”
    “I think that means yes...”
    “Once he’s phased into being...”

    • @geta6863
      @geta6863 4 года назад +91

      i ded on that

    • @amadeodante
      @amadeodante 4 года назад +191

      Is that in minecraft enchanting language

    • @athonkinguser6700
      @athonkinguser6700 4 года назад +69

      Translated: Yes, I would loveldlove to go play ldoveo go! Playldlove
      Edit: @Mat R., Did you have a stroke?

    • @brettvv7475
      @brettvv7475 4 года назад +7

      @@geta6863 Same.

    • @sandy3361
      @sandy3361 4 года назад +15

      @@athonkinguser6700 just took a sentence and elongated it with copy paste for effect

  • @alwaysthakid
    @alwaysthakid 5 лет назад +6739

    The fact that Nevil has kept playing with them all this time astounds me.

    • @LunaS043
      @LunaS043 5 лет назад +929

      Its a massive conspiracy, Nevil speaks perfect english but slurs everything in soviets videos for a bit.

    • @jefflinton9851
      @jefflinton9851 4 года назад +447

      @@LunaS043 Or he's constantly drunk.

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 4 года назад +299

      @@jefflinton9851
      or both

    • @mannyheffley9551
      @mannyheffley9551 4 года назад +103

      @@jefflinton9851 or he has a lisp

    • @budiisnadi
      @budiisnadi 4 года назад +293

      I read somewhere that he got heavy Vietnamese accent.

  • @DrakolichKingPS3
    @DrakolichKingPS3 7 лет назад +1160

    "You up for it Bavon?"
    *Creates a physical form in order give a satisfying answer*

    • @Mitwadus
      @Mitwadus 7 лет назад +17

      DrakolichKingPS3 so.. Bavon then?

    • @vortex-gaming-5596
      @vortex-gaming-5596 7 лет назад +35

      DrakolichKingPS3 I thought I had transcended to a realm higher then my own after that

    • @portalowy5346
      @portalowy5346 7 лет назад +25

      Bavon confirmed as an immortal god?

    • @MrKrimson
      @MrKrimson 7 лет назад +8

      sounds like an off brand tardis...

  • @combativeThinker
    @combativeThinker 6 лет назад +4467

    "You up for it, Bavon?"
    **incomprehensible eldritch speech**
    "I think that means yes."

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 5 лет назад +172

      Once hes phased into being

    • @paperexplain9342
      @paperexplain9342 5 лет назад +8

      Where cyinade live

    • @docb1as
      @docb1as 5 лет назад +5

      @@paperexplain9342 Birmingham

    • @Ko7aK
      @Ko7aK 5 лет назад +7

      What was that sound? Lol been trying to find it

    • @sturmgeschutze3070
      @sturmgeschutze3070 5 лет назад +14

      Vlad
      It was a mic glitch or something

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 6 лет назад +2648

    9:44- Shout out to Bavon for phasing into reality at the exact moment Womble wanted to play PUBG with him, very good timing on his part.

    • @N94able
      @N94able 5 лет назад +165

      Time means nothing to beings like him.

    • @LeCryx
      @LeCryx 4 года назад +53

      He phases into being when he is called

    • @nickbrothwood1238
      @nickbrothwood1238 3 года назад +35

      Soviet had called upon the ancient one.

    • @xXDrunkenDragoonXx
      @xXDrunkenDragoonXx 2 года назад +19

      I constantly rewatch this part of the video cause it’s my favourite

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 11 месяцев назад +3

      It's good to have a friend who will tear down the shell between dimensions and breach into your reality when you need a fourth guy on your squad.

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 лет назад +857

    7:30
    “I need heyyuhahp!” He sounded so sad and desperate...

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 5 лет назад +107

      "Fuck! He got a shotgun!"
      One of the few times he spoke nearly clear English.

    • @NoobGamer-mh4gj
      @NoobGamer-mh4gj 5 лет назад +70

      @@stephweasenforth7891 when fear takes away your speech impediment for a moment

    • @Weazla-
      @Weazla- 5 лет назад +3

      That's the sound of an angel

    • @godzillaboe8897
      @godzillaboe8897 5 лет назад +28

      Jaja Taroy the best thing is that later he’s laughing when he says “fuck you”

  • @MrClickity
    @MrClickity 7 лет назад +3474

    How to speak like Nevil:
    1) Put 5 or 6 large marshmallows in your mouth.
    2) Try to imitate the speech in The Sims games.

    • @shafwandito4724
      @shafwandito4724 7 лет назад +44

      Lunchbox15 we finally can understand if he does it

    • @myeyesaredrymylove
      @myeyesaredrymylove 7 лет назад +14

      MrClickity its N' evi- ahh why do i even care?

    • @snufflebunny539
      @snufflebunny539 7 лет назад

      ha a mg scene ples
      guess what nevil is saying

    • @Doujiyan
      @Doujiyan 7 лет назад +30

      he can say "Fuck you" just fine though

    • @duskclan4187
      @duskclan4187 7 лет назад +1

      If you're interested in getting in a group like Soviets, then keep reading: I'm putting together a group of people on pc so that we can play and I can record our gameplay. To join the discord group you must have: CSGO, a decent mic, discord, speak good English not like fucking Nevil, and be easy going so you don't get easily offended. Reply to my comment if you're interested!

  • @SW33wNecie
    @SW33wNecie 7 лет назад +2286

    "You up for it Bavon?"
    *Ethereal screams of the damned*
    "I think that means yes"

    • @KosmicCircuit
      @KosmicCircuit 6 лет назад +69

      i laughed so hard at that part i ripped one of my ribs

    • @killrkiddx007
      @killrkiddx007 6 лет назад +81

      “Once he phases into being” XD

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy 6 лет назад +36

      Is Bavon the in-game name of Chtuhlu?

    • @treezen522
      @treezen522 6 лет назад +8

      i'm sorry if i am stupid, but can you explain this to me why people laughed so hard at this scene??

    • @aronegill
      @aronegill 6 лет назад +44

      @@treezen522 mic glitch caused him to sound like an extradimensional transcendant

  • @TheForeverLight1
    @TheForeverLight1 7 лет назад +4521

    The wait was purely because of Soviet's editing for the CSI intro.

    • @NineVite217
      @NineVite217 7 лет назад +245

      worth

    • @zetharic1610
      @zetharic1610 7 лет назад +148

      It

    • @war9201
      @war9201 7 лет назад +69

      So the part in it where it shows Cyanide’s “Super-Hot Girlfriend” who is that really? Cause there is no way that is his real girlfriend. It is Cyanide I am talking about here after all.

    • @joe_darn6480
      @joe_darn6480 7 лет назад +34

      Im just here to find out who's "cyanides super hot girlfriend"

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 7 лет назад +4

      +War +Joe_Darn64 it's in the description

  • @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643
    @carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 2 года назад +275

    I love how the only thing Nevil can pronounce properly is "Fuck You", presumably thanks to extensive experience saying those words to ZF.

  • @xonxt
    @xonxt 5 лет назад +535

    9:18 I love how he immediately stands up and throws a grenade to where she's floating.

    • @subhankarmurmu5710
      @subhankarmurmu5710 3 года назад +15

      its like the scene in peaky blinders.when tommy yells no fighting at everyone and then immediately he pushed a waiter and arthur throw a carrot to him.😆

  • @navstaa8397
    @navstaa8397 6 лет назад +3385

    Nevil is so funny. He can’t speak any language and makes the strangest sounds. I love that he isn’t even called nevil as well.

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 5 лет назад +243

      It's "holy n evil"

    • @adara4635
      @adara4635 5 лет назад +54

      @@rachmatzulfiqar they call him nevil tho

    • @aryze1137
      @aryze1137 5 лет назад +50

      @@resaresaresa3800 my dude you may have not realized he was laughing mostly
      Altho he wasn't very loud doing it

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 5 лет назад +24

      @@resaresaresa3800 bruh its a video game and he's in ZF lmao

    • @man9149
      @man9149 5 лет назад +45

      l still not BOTTOM FARGH

  • @A_Knight44
    @A_Knight44 4 года назад +227

    10:10 The only time ZF is in sync is when they are planning to kill one another.

  • @DatShadyGuy
    @DatShadyGuy 6 лет назад +3003

    I love how CSI: Battlegrounds has Cyanide's super hot girlfriend, but does not have Cyanide on it. Womble, you sneaky bastard. :)

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  7 лет назад +2427

    Good afternoon folks.
    Apologies, I know it's been a while. Quick timeline:
    - *September 8th* - Last bullshittery in the form of Random Golf It Bullshittery.
    - *September 8th* to *October 2nd* - Spent 3 weeks dabbling with a side-project in the form of a video-essay I've been wanting to make about DayZ. I've superficially organised the one video into about 10 chapters and have drafts for about 9 of them. But truth be told they're all a bit slap-dash and need a lot of rework. On the next session I'll try to complete part 10 and then sit down and start cutting/polishing until what's there is good enough for presentation. But as always, it's really a question of finding the time.
    - *October 2nd* - *November 3rd* - Spent 5 weeks working on this bullshittery, which took about a week and a half longer than expected due to experimenting with new techniques in the form of chroma keying (green-screening). This is just one of many things I'm trying to learn as I continue to better my editing abilities. Not to be used in every video of course. But it's just nice to have in the skillset. Please let me know what you think.
    - *November 6th - Next project:* Not quite sure yet. Taking a breather for the weekend. And then I'll have a think.
    Hope you're all well by the way.

    • @apple_with_a_human_butt
      @apple_with_a_human_butt 7 лет назад +10

      soviet and his what 15-hour-long-never-done-dayz-essay

    • @bryguygames
      @bryguygames 7 лет назад +2

      take care mate.. take all the time you need and keep doing what you're doing.. big fan btw! :D

    • @irhamakbar7406
      @irhamakbar7406 7 лет назад +9

      “2 days to make a video”

    • @sirjeanpepper2492
      @sirjeanpepper2492 7 лет назад +62

      *SovietWomble opened up about his plans in a wholesome way.*
      _The Fanbase will remember that_

    • @wana7668
      @wana7668 7 лет назад

      I love it when stuff in games blows the FLICK up

  • @snicks3211
    @snicks3211 7 лет назад +1319

    7:24 My god i cant handle Nevil's "i need help" noises. lost it

    • @merdz601
      @merdz601 6 лет назад +70

      snicks3211 The moment where Womble can translate what Nevil said

    • @wildankautsar7148
      @wildankautsar7148 6 лет назад +42

      snicks3211 I need hleEp!

    • @greysinclaire
      @greysinclaire 6 лет назад +4

      I fucking died 😂😂😂

    • @kikisekscotermann5332
      @kikisekscotermann5332 6 лет назад +3

      @@wildankautsar7148 ruEan ReAN!!

    • @ART69
      @ART69 6 лет назад +16

      Holy N' Evil*

  • @fellowsinner9683
    @fellowsinner9683 6 лет назад +1588

    "Bavon you up for it?" *Ancient lovecraftian screaming* "That means yes"

    • @-k5524
      @-k5524 5 лет назад +26

      ia Cthulhu! ia dagon! Cthulhu fhtaghn!

    • @arissantorisonmars9271
      @arissantorisonmars9271 5 лет назад +25

      @@-k5524 Reading that sentence for me was like trying to converse civilly with Nevil.

    • @bronzejourney5784
      @bronzejourney5784 4 года назад +2

      @@-k5524 Should i be worried that i did pronounce this sentence in a near perfect manner in my first go?

    • @neroaether9078
      @neroaether9078 4 года назад +2

      @@bronzejourney5784 Yes.

    • @kristiecornell5723
      @kristiecornell5723 3 года назад

      @@bronzejourney5784 I did it as well

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM 5 лет назад +1129

    10:09 no one going to talk about this absolute perfectly timed piece of comedy

    • @Salderosan99
      @Salderosan99 4 года назад +44

      The whole episode is a goldmine!

    • @soumavbose8780
      @soumavbose8780 Год назад +1

      Same here... That was so "gangsta" like. Especially like the duo from Bad Boys if you've seen those movies

  • @rascaaaaal
    @rascaaaaal 7 лет назад +406

    No wonder this video took so long to come out, that CSI edit was amazing.

  • @rangernomad4564
    @rangernomad4564 7 лет назад +483

    "You up for it Bavon?"
    *begin intergalactic phasing process*

    • @TheRyderShotgunn
      @TheRyderShotgunn 7 лет назад +6

      i half expected TTS-emperor to start talking lol

  • @rib7236
    @rib7236 7 лет назад +544

    "bavon you up for it?"
    *The universe simultaneously speaks to Womble and friends in the physical form of Bavon*

    • @DGARedRaven
      @DGARedRaven 7 лет назад +14

      The bloody Mass Effect Reapers are on to us now.

  • @athonkinguser6700
    @athonkinguser6700 6 лет назад +4847

    I think I know why Soviet takes so long to make videos, he’s trying to decipher Nevil’s words

    • @Pasloooo
      @Pasloooo 5 лет назад +48

      those are best where the guy speaks something random :D

    • @Nanorisk
      @Nanorisk 5 лет назад +96

      Translate, you mean decipher?

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin 5 лет назад +30

      that and the csi edit

    • @alexhodson6342
      @alexhodson6342 5 лет назад +29

      Nah man, it was the CSI cameo. Dear god, I could hear the hours of work that went into that trickling down a drain as I watched it. But it was still cool.

    • @muzhaffarshah6288
      @muzhaffarshah6288 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAH LOL

  • @irusan_san
    @irusan_san 7 лет назад +915

    "A i r - D r o p"
    "F u c k Y o u"
    I fuckin lost it

    • @FistofSteel1900
      @FistofSteel1900 7 лет назад +17

      "Fuck you " is the only word he pronounced properly lol

    • @t-pain1211
      @t-pain1211 7 лет назад +1

      Irsan I think it is all he can pronounce correctly

    • @MasamanG
      @MasamanG 7 лет назад +9

      "Where's the D and the P?" - SovietWomble 2017

    • @maksymcazymir1727
      @maksymcazymir1727 7 лет назад

      Andrie Julio "where's the d(ick) and p(ussy)

    • @fwipfwopcondition2842
      @fwipfwopcondition2842 7 лет назад

      I thought Nevil can speak English

  • @akmalzahidi6890
    @akmalzahidi6890 7 лет назад +264

    9:43 Bavon using the power of the physical universe to communicate with everyone and phase into being

  • @thisperson345
    @thisperson345 6 лет назад +633

    That synchronised “by his what?” Was the funniest thing to me and I have no idea why

  • @μιατρελητρεληφαρμα
    @μιατρελητρεληφαρμα 4 года назад +133

    7:32 that "I need help" breaks my heart...

    • @godwinbright4243
      @godwinbright4243 3 года назад +7

      get ur heart checked bro, dont u die on me

  • @karaldhrull8083
    @karaldhrull8083 7 лет назад +513

    Soviet is legit the only RUclipsr on the whole platform where i can seriously laugh the shit out of me on each video.

    • @dax3m
      @dax3m 7 лет назад +1

      Creative Own Maybe you should keep some unwatched for your next constipation.

    • @VedrahMinecraft
      @VedrahMinecraft 7 лет назад +12

      You could try watching Fitz, they make similar videos

    • @Phxtrl
      @Phxtrl 7 лет назад +4

      I make videos as well, which I angrily make to look like soviets.

    • @Letsplayjones
      @Letsplayjones 7 лет назад +3

      Creative Own watch fitz and swaggersouks

    • @DeeSnow97
      @DeeSnow97 7 лет назад

      Would be awesome if he had more than one video per month

  • @HexxicPlays
    @HexxicPlays 7 лет назад +778

    How Cyanide translates for Nevil *SO* dang well is a mystery.

    • @Madman5465
      @Madman5465 7 лет назад +63

      Nevil is Cyanide's alter ego

    • @AnitaSleap1080z
      @AnitaSleap1080z 7 лет назад +54

      It's like with Rocket and Groot

    • @outbreakperfected9374
      @outbreakperfected9374 7 лет назад +26

      Or Anakin and r2-d2

    • @Jackson-ub1uv
      @Jackson-ub1uv 7 лет назад

      rydertherider True

    • @DaemosDaen
      @DaemosDaen 7 лет назад +7

      Yes, we could have gussed that Nevil spoke idiot, but how does Cyanide understand him?

  • @deepfriedcardboard
    @deepfriedcardboard 6 лет назад +865

    "You up for it Bavon?" *Goes into the space-time continuum *

    • @benbrunt6365
      @benbrunt6365 6 лет назад +34

      Bavon has reached true enlightenment.

    • @TMengozzi
      @TMengozzi 5 лет назад +12

      *Phasing into being*

  • @repdebt
    @repdebt 4 года назад +217

    "You up for it, Bavon?"
    *entering 23rd dimension*
    "I think that means yes."

  • @Sho_BL
    @Sho_BL 7 лет назад +300

    Nevil can only speak PERFECT English when he is in danger

  • @purmhy
    @purmhy 7 лет назад +2676

    Bless Nevil, all you can understand from is fuck you and even then it sounds like "fug yew".

    • @criswithouth
      @criswithouth 7 лет назад +29

      Purmhy N'evil is his name

    • @grimm_plush
      @grimm_plush 7 лет назад +85

      SOVIES A FWAGGOT

    • @pestsecs
      @pestsecs 7 лет назад +32

      Don't wanna be rude but what actually wrong with him? Like is it a character or does he have a speech impediment or?

    • @MurakenToo
      @MurakenToo 7 лет назад +60

      I think it's just an accent to be honest

    • @louie2
      @louie2 7 лет назад +24

      Versal Mit Unterstrich he's vietnamese but believe me his accent is really something else

  • @saluu9573
    @saluu9573 7 лет назад +290

    HolyNevil: Are you reidy? 7:20
    - He got shocghun
    -phuk
    -Run
    -RUN
    -RHAN
    Soviet: Good luck Nevil I bieleve in you.
    -I NEID HALP XD

  • @AugustBreak
    @AugustBreak 5 лет назад +424

    Womble only made the CSI bit to cover up the fact he had the drop on the guy is still didn’t manage to get the kill.

  • @VintageRaspberry
    @VintageRaspberry 7 лет назад +1086

    I love "Nevil" , but i ADORE his "I NEED HELP D:" , it was adorable.

    • @1stHappyEmo
      @1stHappyEmo 6 лет назад +32

      I need heaallpp. Fucking dying

    • @snipertf2229
      @snipertf2229 6 лет назад +4

      Y I love Nevil

    • @diegoram7372
      @diegoram7372 6 лет назад +39

      You could hear the fear in his voice

    • @ivanperata3813
      @ivanperata3813 6 лет назад +1

      N'evil the scottis men

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 лет назад +1

      Iván Perata Scottish? Nevil's Vietnamese.

  • @pyryvirtanen6081
    @pyryvirtanen6081 7 лет назад +2084

    Neville trying to invent a new language... seems to be going pretty damn well.

    • @Learn.The.Hardway
      @Learn.The.Hardway 7 лет назад +72

      Dah Magpie you mean "piggy dan belg"

    • @nathanrico5701
      @nathanrico5701 7 лет назад +3

      Dah Magpie
      the plan,it's coming along now.

    • @kuskus_th13
      @kuskus_th13 7 лет назад +66

      *HE EVEN TYPES IN BROKEN ENGLISH*

    • @megic92
      @megic92 7 лет назад +42

      4:16 i was dying he trying to say "apartment" as "the buk buk"

    • @levuthaison
      @levuthaison 7 лет назад

      Dah Magpie khbv
      Ychhgbbbbbbbo

  • @johnbeaker8721
    @johnbeaker8721 5 лет назад +178

    7:28 when Nevil screams "I need help" is still the funniest moment in a Soviet video imo.

  • @androssgamedev4614
    @androssgamedev4614 5 лет назад +408

    "You massive over-editor!" Yep and we love him for that, but honestly this CSI scene was witchcraft, simply awesome!
    I still want a video about it and about the CS:GO sitcom!

    • @Nitro89
      @Nitro89 2 года назад +1

      Dont you mean CSI:GO sitcom

  • @ryansimeon8879
    @ryansimeon8879 7 лет назад +783

    Nevil is a hidden gem honestly that should be fully explored

    • @Poud2
      @Poud2 6 лет назад +23

      Ryan Simeon with a rubber glove

    • @MayorOster
      @MayorOster 6 лет назад +5

      We shall dissect this being to explore!! For science!!!

    • @Wolfkingx12
      @Wolfkingx12 6 лет назад +1

      Check the Aero

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 6 лет назад +1

      Ges

    • @vishnuprateek379
      @vishnuprateek379 2 года назад +2

      Yo do u remember the first video where they met nevil?

  • @MasonForge
    @MasonForge 7 лет назад +1381

    Nevil screaming is the best

    • @vowles23
      @vowles23 6 лет назад +2

      where is nevil from?

    • @weirdminds3759
      @weirdminds3759 6 лет назад +16

      vowles23 Vietnam I think.

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 6 лет назад +3

      Is that what it is? Thank god, I thought he was singing.

    • @giorgiociaravolol1998
      @giorgiociaravolol1998 6 лет назад +2

      weird minds wow really? Never heard a vietnamese with such a bad accent

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 6 лет назад +7

      Wait, is that the guy named "holynevil" he thought was "holy Nevil"?

  • @KRALIFAK
    @KRALIFAK 7 лет назад +253

    5:55 yeah, now we know why it took 2 months

  • @screamingkid7554
    @screamingkid7554 6 лет назад +590

    2:26
    Soviet: so how you guys been this week?
    Player: *didn't answer Soviet's question
    *[?] Soviet womble will remember that.*
    Soviet: good talk, lets do it again sometimes...
    *[?] **_Your relationship with Soviet womble has changed._*

  • @Sableow
    @Sableow 6 лет назад +779

    “...there was a little mistake there”
    *”Did you spot it?”*

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 лет назад +16

      He _still_ doesn't know nades

    • @martialfarts4509
      @martialfarts4509 6 лет назад +11

      Ayyyy that's a reference to a British comedy, called "bottom". I recommend

    • @hbracing22
      @hbracing22 6 лет назад +3

      I spot u cutie ;)

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 5 лет назад +2

      @@hbracing22 ugggggggghhhh dont do that ever again

    • @jimlucas2733
      @jimlucas2733 5 лет назад +2

      The mistake was that you were playing PUBG.

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 7 лет назад +3275

    Nevils english is getting...
    better?

    • @thegrimance8855
      @thegrimance8855 7 лет назад +496

      Emmett Rasmussen we are just adjusting to his language and are better understanding it lmao

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 7 лет назад +39

      Nah, we're just getting used to it

    • @Edzter
      @Edzter 7 лет назад +301

      i'm not seeing it. The only words he can say properly that i understand is 'fuck you'

    • @Gremlinke96
      @Gremlinke96 7 лет назад +92

      Nah, we're just starting to understand him... Soon everyone will be speaking like him ;___:

    • @henry5617
      @henry5617 7 лет назад +56

      well seeing as zf managed to communicate with him to play pubg with him i guess there is some progress

  • @Viewbot-fc5xw
    @Viewbot-fc5xw 7 лет назад +371

    "i wonder why did it take so long for him this time"
    *CSI Soundtrack start*
    Oooh...

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 5 лет назад +78

    I love how fast you and Nevil, or Edberg, not fully sure, aimed at cyanide's head in the boat, and Nevil's pure silence makes it better

  • @pandac7190
    @pandac7190 7 лет назад +250

    I love how Nevil can't speak english but he can curse perfectly fine XD

    • @prothski
      @prothski 7 лет назад +1

      XxShadows GamingxX yeah it's pretty amazing XD

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 6 лет назад +1

      The only words that aren't jumbled up by his accent are profane. It's actually hilarious.

    • @mudyao
      @mudyao 2 месяца назад

      Practices em often enough

  • @trymetal95
    @trymetal95 7 лет назад +79

    That bit with bavon "phasing into being" was absolutely hillarious. I'm laughing more each time i watch that bit

    • @burnerheinz
      @burnerheinz 7 лет назад

      mate thet almost killed me no joke.

    • @KarlKognitiv
      @KarlKognitiv 7 лет назад

      smae smae! Unexpected and hilarious.

  • @cynical5895
    @cynical5895 7 лет назад +616

    I cried with laughter at the way Nevil said “I need HEEEEEEELP”

    • @guinazuemiliano3944
      @guinazuemiliano3944 7 лет назад +8

      it was funny and sad

    • @LeyCarnifex
      @LeyCarnifex 7 лет назад +3

      His name isn't even Nevil xD

    • @Emiliano0069
      @Emiliano0069 7 лет назад

      Medley Chaos they Call him nevil. So stfu. Listen to the vid u moron

    • @LeyCarnifex
      @LeyCarnifex 7 лет назад +14

      Glenn Glidecreme wow, salty much? all i did was point out a fact that made the situation even funnier imo. there's no need to fly off the handle like that and insult people.

    • @Emiliano0069
      @Emiliano0069 7 лет назад

      U didnt make in funnier :P U sounded like u insulted him. Sorry then :3

  • @jarrettlubbe8465
    @jarrettlubbe8465 5 лет назад +129

    2:50 There was a little mistake there...
    D I D Y O U S P O T I T ?

  • @The_Wizard-Jester
    @The_Wizard-Jester 7 лет назад +705

    I'm not sure Bavon phasing into being will ever not be funny.

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 7 лет назад +82

      I especially love the rather casual reaction to it.
      *_WO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O..._*
      ...I think that means yes.

  • @D3aThKult
    @D3aThKult 7 лет назад +224

    "something something" The Aero!
    ...The aero??
    ".. the buk buk"
    God i'm in tears

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 7 лет назад +6

      "Yeah the Mint one."

    • @NazarusGG
      @NazarusGG 7 лет назад +1

      "The buk buk" the its that I wonder

    • @ShinokunXIII
      @ShinokunXIII 7 лет назад +1

      Could not stop laughing XD
      Why is he actually talking like that? Is it some ridiculous accent or something?

    • @MostlieGhostlie
      @MostlieGhostlie 7 лет назад

      Shino Obata he's either Vietnamese or Indonesian or something and speaks VERY broken english

  • @wesley.3250
    @wesley.3250 7 лет назад +598

    *_Nevil...who died as he lived...INCOMPREHENSIBLE_*

  • @delberthdelgado2044
    @delberthdelgado2044 5 лет назад +52

    "You up for it Bavon?"
    *proceeds to reach [Over Heaven]*
    "I think that means yes"

  • @goblinrat6119
    @goblinrat6119 7 лет назад +150

    "Air drop."
    "Aero."
    "AIR! DROP!"
    "FUCK! YOU!"
    Nevil is a treasure.

  • @b-i-c7969
    @b-i-c7969 7 лет назад +866

    8:19 *O M G H E ' S P U L L E D A D O O B L Y D O O*

    • @Shorteagle
      @Shorteagle 6 лет назад +8

      Running down the hallway, doobly doo, running through the door, doubly doo, I got a key card it's the wrong one, oh boyyy

    • @neelampankaj578
      @neelampankaj578 6 лет назад +8

      8:01 says fuck off facebook
      *gets facebook advertise*like a boos

    • @wuzzyyy_
      @wuzzyyy_ 6 лет назад +2

      Suviet Onion im fucking ded XD

    • @harrysoanes5374
      @harrysoanes5374 6 лет назад

      I approve of your profile pic

  • @ryansanders5362
    @ryansanders5362 7 лет назад +206

    9:44
    Bavon has logged in
    (and phased in existence)

  • @JosheYT
    @JosheYT 5 лет назад +62

    The way Nevil yells “I need help” cracks me up every single time

  • @jaystar6357
    @jaystar6357 7 лет назад +219

    The military should hire Nevil to pass on secret messages, even if the enemy heard him they wouldn't be able to decipher the message

    • @sirjenkochhar5371
      @sirjenkochhar5371 7 лет назад +42

      Haha neither would we

    • @brauliomedina242
      @brauliomedina242 7 лет назад +52

      Electrix even better for interrogations because if he does break they won't understand a word from him

    • @dxdafs8136
      @dxdafs8136 7 лет назад +22

      just get cyanide for the translations... he is the only one that appears to understand

    • @LullabyeNyah
      @LullabyeNyah 7 лет назад

      Electrix If ZF can't understand what Nevil is saying, how would you expect the military to understand what he's saying?

    • @HiyaItsHailey
      @HiyaItsHailey 7 лет назад +4

      Electrix the new equivalent of the Enigma code for future wars: the HolyNEvil cypher

  • @thedarkguardian3086
    @thedarkguardian3086 7 лет назад +441

    9:43 Shout out to Bavon for becoming Human.

    • @huntermcintosh8173
      @huntermcintosh8173 6 лет назад +17

      TheDarkGuardian Bavon-Become Human

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +2

      I can just see like two normal guys talking asking a third and he just phases into being

  • @mr.unicum
    @mr.unicum 7 лет назад +3882

    He triangulated that guy's actions very nicely 👍

    • @ego.531
      @ego.531 7 лет назад +62

      *move... move thing

    • @raifsevrence
      @raifsevrence 7 лет назад +201

      And then he cut out the part where he still got shot in the face anyways.

    • @georgemashi3081
      @georgemashi3081 7 лет назад +15

      MR. UNICUM although he did slightly over edit like do you really need to put so much fucking creativity and effort in to a video and for it to only appear in one section of the video and then the rest slight editing

    • @theglitch765
      @theglitch765 7 лет назад +3

      WTF TOOK SO LONG GOD DAMMIT IVE HAD NOTHINNG TO WATCH

    • @georgemashi3081
      @georgemashi3081 7 лет назад +17

      The Glitch well he does lots of recording then puts it in a massive video which makes the bullshitery a more entertaining video you can tell he records more for the video because in one of the clips he says it's only October when it's November today so that's the reason why

  • @Kudalyn
    @Kudalyn 5 лет назад +31

    The Bavon scene always just, absolutely kills me. Perfect timing with just the right amount of editing and great retorts...

  • @halogenisys4897
    @halogenisys4897 6 лет назад +2315

    The buk-buk

  • @ChewyTabs
    @ChewyTabs 7 лет назад +860

    9:44
    This man meditated too much

  • @andrewwitarsa4003
    @andrewwitarsa4003 7 лет назад +2507

    I wish i can speak like nevil

    • @gidioter
      @gidioter 7 лет назад +98

      I get a feeling that he just fucks with people cause his name is actually HolyNevil. (I might be wrong tho, thats why i wrote i'm "feeling" that way)

    • @swaggyp1604
      @swaggyp1604 7 лет назад +188

      its actually HolyN'Evil

    • @chikennuget3634
      @chikennuget3634 7 лет назад +168

      his name is supposed to be pronounced holy-and-evil but then in one of the episodes soviet finds out hes been calling him nevil because he didnt really pay attention to his name that much but they just call him nevil because theyre used to it

    • @Tanuquee
      @Tanuquee 7 лет назад +24

      Nevil Best Boi

    • @andrewwitarsa4003
      @andrewwitarsa4003 7 лет назад +3

      gidioter i know his name is holy n evil xD

  • @nathankirkha
    @nathankirkha 5 лет назад +39

    4:55 such an adorable wholesome moment of Soviet spoiling his cutiepatootie

  • @Blindboard100
    @Blindboard100 7 лет назад +605

    Respect the editing and work that went into this!!,

    • @gruntking111
      @gruntking111 7 лет назад

      HarmlessXs yeah we all can respect the editing that when into this video but it shouldn't take a month to do it

    • @legocity2643
      @legocity2643 7 лет назад

      David Caruso would be proud.

    • @six_point_seven1057
      @six_point_seven1057 7 лет назад

      you do have to realize that he has a normal job too

  • @thefrog101
    @thefrog101 7 лет назад +441

    I 200% lost my shit at the CSI bit, send help

    • @---zq1cz
      @---zq1cz 7 лет назад

      Thefrog101 same here!

    • @Hippiefunz
      @Hippiefunz 7 лет назад +2

      He used the first clip months ago I love the additions

    • @moistbreadcrust7381
      @moistbreadcrust7381 7 лет назад +1

      Where did you last see it? I'll help you find it.

    • @miksuko
      @miksuko 7 лет назад

      Thefrog101 wtf

    • @alonesometravler9343
      @alonesometravler9343 7 лет назад

      It was impressive how womble actually DID find the guy who shot at him.

  • @tildaembretsen9874
    @tildaembretsen9874 7 лет назад +382

    Soviet, every hour you use for editing is worth it!

    • @mango_action
      @mango_action 7 лет назад +10

      But every hour of waiting makes me wanna die

  • @Kachompsky
    @Kachompsky 4 года назад +28

    "You up for it, Bavon?"
    *- Minecraft Enchanting Table Language -*
    "I think that means yes"

  • @DatDudeAlek
    @DatDudeAlek 7 лет назад +370

    Holy shit this one was golden! And by god Nevil is hilarious to listen too, but that moment at 9:42 had me laughing for the rest of the video! - I do in fact very much right now need another video..

    • @AugustBreak
      @AugustBreak 7 лет назад +11

      DatDudeAlek it’s so absurd and out of nowhere I’ve rewatched it like 20 times

    • @Silberklaue
      @Silberklaue 7 лет назад +12

      I lost it when Nevil said 'the buk-buk'

    • @silverstone9836
      @silverstone9836 7 лет назад +11

      I wonder if Nevil has a Job and if he does what is it

    • @tonyb5663
      @tonyb5663 7 лет назад +1

      silverSTONE 98 he's a Dota announcer. The best there ever was/is XD

    • @CarloftheBells
      @CarloftheBells 7 лет назад

      I flipping love Bavon... also his voice is glorious.

  • @posiedonxl5812
    @posiedonxl5812 7 лет назад +79

    I love how you both go “by his what” at the same exact time

  • @catman-hi5cn
    @catman-hi5cn 7 лет назад +184

    9:43 "once he's phased into being" had me dead

    • @Valeouwe
      @Valeouwe 7 лет назад

      catman11234 That's Digby right? I can't find PUBG streams from him haha.

    • @TRaked
      @TRaked 7 лет назад

      Now all you gotta do is phase into being again.

    • @henriquerodrigues7795
      @henriquerodrigues7795 7 лет назад +1

      I love digby, man. Aside From womble and cy, he's my favourite member of ZF, tied with Quebec

  • @TaginusOfAinusgard
    @TaginusOfAinusgard 6 лет назад +65

    "Once he's phased into being". This part made me cry.

  • @dekkuboboo8486
    @dekkuboboo8486 7 лет назад +925

    womble is love. womble is life

    • @mannymuniz4743
      @mannymuniz4743 7 лет назад +1

      Fitz is like Womble just American and has a friend like cyanide just mentally restarted and has 3 wives and a taco business

    • @ALLxISxGONE
      @ALLxISxGONE 7 лет назад +1

      Manny, Fitz is from New Zealand.

    • @mannymuniz4743
      @mannymuniz4743 7 лет назад

      Fuck didn’t know that

    • @ALLxISxGONE
      @ALLxISxGONE 7 лет назад +1

      But there was a time when every 3rd video he would go about saying he is from New Zealand... I'll just assume you didn't hear those parts.

    • @HTK256
      @HTK256 7 лет назад

      dekkubo boo No, Nevil.

  • @illogicalbear6200
    @illogicalbear6200 7 лет назад +304

    that CSI segment is why this took forever to come out, isn't it?

  • @Bomblastic49
    @Bomblastic49 7 лет назад +919

    9:43 Bavon appears to be laying on the floor feeling like trash.

    • @Bomblastic49
      @Bomblastic49 7 лет назад +22

      You're most certainly NOT wrong.

    • @MeAndI338
      @MeAndI338 7 лет назад +1

      +Adam Fischer (Bomblastic) boi dat you

    • @insomniac7856
      @insomniac7856 7 лет назад +5

      Adam Fischer who ever you are,
      I FUCKING LOVE YOU
      (i love undertale)

    • @alx4edr
      @alx4edr 7 лет назад +3

      We need a 10 hour version of that

    • @johnrayordas
      @johnrayordas 7 лет назад

      Did you just.......

  • @CletusTheGhoul
    @CletusTheGhoul 5 лет назад +102

    Let ot be recorded in history the only time womble has understood nevil was in this video at 7:25. "HES GOT A SHOTGUN"

  • @purmhy
    @purmhy 7 лет назад +524

    2:49 Any handheld grenade or explosive is always a danger if it's in Soviets hands.

    • @crispybaaakaaa6198
      @crispybaaakaaa6198 7 лет назад +9

      Purmhy we've acknowledged this ever since he started the CSGO Bullshitteries 😂😂

    • @somenoob883
      @somenoob883 7 лет назад

      And Cyanide's

    • @greatorder
      @greatorder 7 лет назад +7

      In the immortal words of Murphy's Military Laws, "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend"

    • @aneeshazmaton3358
      @aneeshazmaton3358 7 лет назад

      handheld grenades and explosives are dangerous no matter who holds it

    • @TheEquestrianGallade
      @TheEquestrianGallade 7 лет назад +1

      But only to members of ZF. Everyone else is fine.

  • @slinkstingray6255
    @slinkstingray6255 7 лет назад +121

    That CSI Battlegrounds editing was brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @dyl9415
    @dyl9415 7 лет назад +174

    8:16
    OH MY GOD HES PULLED A DOOBLY DOO

  • @cheshire780
    @cheshire780 5 лет назад +39

    5:29 is some good detective skill there agent womble.👌

  • @kasperekvall2891
    @kasperekvall2891 7 лет назад +163

    "YOU MASSIVE OVER-EDITOR". No, he's not! It only took 2 weeks...

    • @dillbaggins3291
      @dillbaggins3291 7 лет назад +5

      try 2 months xD. But if you look at the editing it's understandable.

    • @kasperekvall2891
      @kasperekvall2891 7 лет назад

      Dill Baggins Yea!

    • @ИгорьСидорычев
      @ИгорьСидорычев 7 лет назад

      "2 weeks"

    • @Assassin272
      @Assassin272 7 лет назад +3

      God i hope he doesn't start thinking that his videos lack editing or we will be stuck waiting for a decade

    • @roughshodace7910
      @roughshodace7910 7 лет назад +2

      I mean he did say he spends most of his time jackin

  • @kirouinpetrov1741
    @kirouinpetrov1741 7 лет назад +249

    When Nevil screamed
    "I NEED HELP" i died

    • @bismarku
      @bismarku 7 лет назад +21

      That's one of the purest things he said. ♥
      And one of the things i could actually understand.

    • @Mounta1ngoat
      @Mounta1ngoat 7 лет назад

      We are gathered here today

  • @Nuvasieris
    @Nuvasieris 7 лет назад +80

    holy shit, the Elder god Bavon speaking from beyond the veil made me laugh so damn hard, thankyou for a good time

  • @TheRussianSmurf
    @TheRussianSmurf 5 лет назад +2258

    I've changed my comment so that the replies make no sense

    • @necp4792
      @necp4792 5 лет назад +149

      The Russian Smurf sorry. I was completly hypnotised by cyanides hot girlfriends eyes. Damm good editing tho.

    • @mohdmuqri6101
      @mohdmuqri6101 5 лет назад +113

      YOU MASSIVE OVER-EDITOR
      -edberg

    • @Canadian_Ale
      @Canadian_Ale 5 лет назад +45

      That's why it takes so long to upload these videos

    • @galemazekin8836
      @galemazekin8836 5 лет назад +9

      Yes real not that's really his gf

    • @JackTR_726
      @JackTR_726 5 лет назад +3

      Yo if that was a real show O would be down to see that show

  • @OGPure
    @OGPure 7 лет назад +2689

    10/10 triangulation

    • @purazylous
      @purazylous 7 лет назад +9

      5/7 i would say

    • @imrcreeper1714
      @imrcreeper1714 7 лет назад +18

      Original Gamer Pure that was some C.S.I shit right there. I can feel all those maths in Soviet's head xD

    • @VannMiguel15
      @VannMiguel15 7 лет назад +4

      ok someone tell me what does the hand sign said in 8:28?

    • @m1khaels0berano56
      @m1khaels0berano56 7 лет назад +1

      Original Gamer Pure did Cyanide really perform national service??

    • @H2KAL03
      @H2KAL03 7 лет назад +1

      2/10 Not enough triangulation

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 7 лет назад +1536

    Cant wait for the next video in 2019!

    • @GladDori
      @GladDori 7 лет назад +46

      ica sztikus I'm guessing he actually meant 2020

    • @mythicalbeast1202
      @mythicalbeast1202 7 лет назад +24

      If you want an educated guess, I suggest looking at the 3018 calendar.

    • @missmalice
      @missmalice 7 лет назад +15

      Probably the only channel worth having notifications turned on for! Looking forward to the next video next year!

    • @brandonleech2312
      @brandonleech2312 7 лет назад +4

      He takes so damn long for one video that's around 10-15 minutes

    • @lucaalfino2105
      @lucaalfino2105 7 лет назад

      Emmett Rasmussen why so many Likes on all comments?😂

  • @dandm2431
    @dandm2431 7 лет назад +198

    I love how you guys still call him Nevil.

  • @gleem11
    @gleem11 2 месяца назад +3

    i always laugh hysterically when Nevil is trying to say airdrop at 4:07 and he says THE BUK BUK and soviet just keeps trying to guess so casually 😂

  • @nihleenzul2158
    @nihleenzul2158 7 лет назад +166

    5:56 OMFG that paart is AWESOME, nice work soviet !!!

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 7 лет назад +2

      that was hilarious and badass at the same time LOL

    • @fishiefish6179
      @fishiefish6179 7 лет назад

      Paar'nahkrin YES!!! XD

  • @sotra697
    @sotra697 7 лет назад +69

    Funny how I decided ~1 hour ago to turn on notifications for SW (which I never do), and then this video pops up..
    THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE GODS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!

    • @brendanrisney2449
      @brendanrisney2449 7 лет назад +1

      TURN ON YOUR NOTIFICATIONS MORE OFTEN!!!

    • @dradistic8090
      @dradistic8090 7 лет назад

      Start clicking the little bell icon like 4 times a day.

    • @pickerooni6247
      @pickerooni6247 7 лет назад +1

      I've been watching his old videos again, which i do rarely, and today here it is... A new masterpiece

  • @leroyrockwell4837
    @leroyrockwell4837 7 лет назад +118

    9:44 Is this what it sounds like when god joins your lobby?

  • @maximilian2843
    @maximilian2843 6 лет назад +52

    CSI: Battlegrounds starring Soviet Womble, Cyanide, Gambit, Edberg, Nevil and Cyanide's hot gf would be a great series.

  • @hurcan7530
    @hurcan7530 7 лет назад +200

    We are here today to mourn SovietWomble's Broken shotgun aim

  • @7411y
    @7411y 7 лет назад +320

    "I think Gambit knows that song, judging by his snigger."
    "...BY HIS WHAT?"

    • @tani7895
      @tani7895 7 лет назад +6

      PossumTally
      I assumed this was meant to be snicker.

    • @tani7895
      @tani7895 7 лет назад

      Sir Tomcat McMeow
      Ah, I see! Thank you for clarifying. :)

    • @adronius147
      @adronius147 7 лет назад

      You're welcome. :D

    • @Mitwadus
      @Mitwadus 7 лет назад

      Tobiwan is just a weird fellow.

    • @aihsdiaushfiuhidnva
      @aihsdiaushfiuhidnva 7 лет назад +6

      he meant a black singer

  • @TeMrN1
    @TeMrN1 7 лет назад +121

    We are gathered here today, to mourn 2017 soviet womble as he will not release another video until the next year.

  • @user-en6yw5fs4w
    @user-en6yw5fs4w 4 года назад +34

    can we take a moment to appreciate that he made a full blown CSI: battlegrounds intro