Random Holdfast: Nations at War Bullshittery (part 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @wyvernf6644
    @wyvernf6644 4 года назад +10060

    "Where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy, sir"
    That's already more than we can expect from Soviet and company, promote that man.

    • @thierryschilbach2909
      @thierryschilbach2909 4 года назад +205

      That could have been a line from Baldrick out of „Blackadder“ .

    • @bookenjoyer3970
      @bookenjoyer3970 4 года назад +26

      @@thierryschilbach2909 so true

    • @iron4517
      @iron4517 3 года назад +9

      Ah yes *agreed*

    • @mehmetutkuozhun
      @mehmetutkuozhun 3 года назад +85

      Thats some Monty python humour

    • @andreasbuhl8471
      @andreasbuhl8471 3 года назад +11

      @@mehmetutkuozhun exactly what I was thinking

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 года назад +4734

    “What are you- your not qualified are you”
    Sir, I don’t think anyone here is

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck 4 года назад +3505

    "What are ya gonna do, stab me?"
    -New Yorker who was stabbed

    • @specissad8346
      @specissad8346 4 года назад +93

      It’s actually a New York accent

    • @ThatBloodyHobo
      @ThatBloodyHobo 4 года назад +15

      I'm pretty sure that's going to be my last words.

    • @anbitye2134
      @anbitye2134 4 года назад +5

      I read Bosnian

    • @Peptuck
      @Peptuck 4 года назад +3

      spec is sad Fixed it, thank you.

    • @KamikazeeAliens
      @KamikazeeAliens 4 года назад +5

      I think is was more of a Brooklyn accent.

  • @RealRaven6229
    @RealRaven6229 3 года назад +11619

    The hilarious thing about this is how people act like maniacs. But they act like maniacs *in character*

  • @NoobmasterJM9
    @NoobmasterJM9 4 года назад +5440

    "Is that the SovietWomble?
    Fix your upload schedule!"
    Lost my shit hhh

    • @TheGamingChefOG
      @TheGamingChefOG 4 года назад +40

      I went bonkers on that one haha. Hilarious! 😂

    • @padfoot1178
      @padfoot1178 4 года назад +42

      Francis Chung he’s not wrong tho

    • @1662-s6y
      @1662-s6y 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JRClV14hJ2A/видео.html

    • @HaruuMin47
      @HaruuMin47 4 года назад +17

      He's not wrong though HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @humanoidwolf
      @humanoidwolf 4 года назад +18

      @@HaruuMin47 hes right fix your schedule sovietwomble or half of your fans are going to call you two things womble is a f
      And sovietwomble is a sellout

  • @siddharthbhatia8815
    @siddharthbhatia8815 4 года назад +12563

    "I only got this position because my father was wealthy."
    We appreciate honesty and historical accuracy

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 4 года назад +103

      Cromwell is having a stroke in his grave

    • @siddharthbhatia8815
      @siddharthbhatia8815 4 года назад +276

      @@helicopter2992 I've seen Downton Abbey, the rich dude who owned the mansion got the officer job

    • @aporlarepublica
      @aporlarepublica 4 года назад +52

      Except in the artillery corps. They appreciate competence when they go shooty-shooty...

    • @roblangada4516
      @roblangada4516 4 года назад +25

      @@helicopter2992 Thank you for the recommendation sir, as always, history has more nuance than comedy allows for. I see he also has a video about ships of the line. Looks like I have a new channel to binge.

    • @asoru5573
      @asoru5573 4 года назад

      omfg this is so fuckin accurate

  • @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343
    @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343 4 года назад +4292

    "WE'RE GONNA TAKE THEIR WOMENS AND SATISFY THEM !!!" is a pretty brutal insult i must say

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 4 года назад +326

      @the sun is a deadly lazer what? to balance that statement out?

    • @yohanzahf.3078
      @yohanzahf.3078 4 года назад +16

      @@razagan1343 LMAO

    • @ottokarl5427
      @ottokarl5427 4 года назад +100

      Not gonna lie, the whole speech was actually pretty badass

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 4 года назад +8

      @@ottokarl5427 true true

    • @reinardish
      @reinardish 4 года назад +20

      If you read Japan anime porn comic with tags "mind break", "orc", "slave" it will gave you nightmare with that speech lol

  • @mariusweber4990
    @mariusweber4990 3 года назад +4670

    3:15 You know it's an authentic military experience when the commanding officer defends his position by means of authoritative spitting.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Год назад +141

      I once knew a platoon sergeant who would aggressively spit whenever the LT was saying something stupid to drown him out until he realized.

  • @Farout656
    @Farout656 4 года назад +4037

    "This is a strict RP only server"
    *Darude Sandstorm plays in the background*

    • @JadedDragon662
      @JadedDragon662 4 года назад +53

      RP= Real Penis?🤔

    • @Wudanty
      @Wudanty 4 года назад +17

      @@Farout656 im not sure if you just wooshed or im about to woosh

    • @JadedDragon662
      @JadedDragon662 4 года назад +3

      @@Farout656 /s, remember the French

    • @swolemole69
      @swolemole69 4 года назад +1

      Whats darude sandstorm

    • @Wudanty
      @Wudanty 4 года назад +11

      @@swolemole69 we're not going that way.

  • @SwiggityStag
    @SwiggityStag 4 года назад +7983

    "WHY IS EVERYONE FROM BOSTON?"
    Me, in Boston: Because I'm watching here

  • @drdiabeetus4419
    @drdiabeetus4419 4 года назад +2867

    That's how you know someone's a TRUE fan, when they recognize you in the game and instead of gushing at you, they IMMEDIATELY give you shit

    • @samkul1699
      @samkul1699 4 года назад +291

      Destructive criticism

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +100

      @@samkul1699 In this case, it was either a joke or, well, that. But if it is destructive criticism, it's not the most harmful destructive criticism I've ever heard. It's actually one of the most tame examples of destructive criticism I've ever heard.

    • @olmocaparros7142
      @olmocaparros7142 4 года назад +185

      positive destructive criticism

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 года назад +79

      @@olmocaparros7142 Sir, I like your attitude. I'm borrowing that, forever.

    • @olmocaparros7142
      @olmocaparros7142 4 года назад +11

      @@Kasiarzynka XD

  • @moowaidat6089
    @moowaidat6089 4 года назад +2687

    2:35
    THERE ARE SHADOWS FOR THE SUBTITLES!!!

    • @trekkergek5865
      @trekkergek5865 3 года назад +276

      Wait, HOLY SHIT!

    • @jocalodaco
      @jocalodaco 3 года назад +230

      So *that's* why these videos take so long! (joke)

    • @mirkoruhl9324
      @mirkoruhl9324 3 года назад +48

      It's evolving

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox 3 года назад +12

      wathhhhhh

    • @TheBook778
      @TheBook778 3 года назад +87

      Soviet is a master with subtitles.

  • @reapersteelwolf4327
    @reapersteelwolf4327 4 года назад +3176

    "Kenneth was a man and a hero who will not be forgot after the great counter charge".
    Child: what was his last words?
    "IM CHARGING HERE!"

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 4 года назад +21

      Kenneth: Kenneth hear someone has spoke *Kenneth's name?*

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 года назад +4

      Ardantop132 n/a Rimmy has disowned keeneth, keeneth is in the public’s hands now! Make a keeneth x rimmy fic!

    • @that1calledsam288
      @that1calledsam288 4 года назад

      im charing here

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 4 года назад +1

      No
      His last words were "ROCKMANIA LIVES". Godspeed Kenneth

    • @gluesniffingdude
      @gluesniffingdude 4 года назад

      I'M CHAHGIN' 'ERE!

  • @ShadowLear3467
    @ShadowLear3467 4 года назад +4140

    I don't know who that one "admin" guy was at the end, but god dang I love him. His personality is 10/10

    • @bota6575
      @bota6575 4 года назад +681

      He's KJ. The pixie sneeze guy from Arma

    • @ShadowLear3467
      @ShadowLear3467 4 года назад +206

      Bo Ta REALLY!?

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 4 года назад +184

      Man's just Joe Pesci

    • @MrKeeganimal
      @MrKeeganimal 4 года назад +257

      He was the highlight of the video, I want him as a regular

    • @danielyoung7534
      @danielyoung7534 4 года назад +27

      @@reaper7511 never may a curse of mine befall you, ive been looking for his twitch

  • @Feiyyun
    @Feiyyun 4 года назад +4148

    In the words of a previous Holdfast video:
    _"Why are there so many gentlemen from the colonies?"_

    • @ninjaman717
      @ninjaman717 4 года назад +69

      Americans like shoving it to British people that we successfully succeeded from them, even if we have to play as France.

    • @thatguyjayce4467
      @thatguyjayce4467 4 года назад +133

      @@ninjaman717 we must enter the highest echelons of the British army to remind them that we are indeed "walking here"

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 4 года назад +21

      @@ninjaman717 ah, fantasy playtime is it? I, too like Bilbo Baggins.

    • @evelyngravatt3198
      @evelyngravatt3198 4 года назад +2

      @@spongmongler6760 ah is it fantasy time? Britain won ww2 all by herself.

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 4 года назад +8

      @@evelyngravatt3198 *the US won WW2 all by itself*
      fixed your typo

  • @magatsu4955
    @magatsu4955 3 года назад +1625

    6:26 The amount of emotion in the “YOU BASTARDS”

  • @chronic5487
    @chronic5487 4 года назад +4932

    British : “I fear no colony, but that thing.”
    *THE B BUTTON*
    “It scares me”

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 4 года назад +4328

    Soldier: "I hit one sir, I hit one"
    Sergeant: "Well done where did you aim, sir?"
    Soldier: "At the enemy sir."
    *Well you can't argue with his assessment*

    • @snip105
      @snip105 4 года назад +3

      Sayo me to 😂😂😂

    • @FilipFje
      @FilipFje 4 года назад +8

      @@thelichking7460 9:29

    • @Dawniac
      @Dawniac 4 года назад +7

      I laugh till i drop from my chair at this part.. dammit..

    • @aboredburrito5010
      @aboredburrito5010 4 года назад +7

      Can’t argue with results

    • @kinghyperion5152
      @kinghyperion5152 4 года назад +7

      What a fckn bright lad he was... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaelang12
    @kaelang12 4 года назад +4671

    You know a game's fun when players start to rp their characters "seriously"

  • @SnorrioK
    @SnorrioK 4 года назад +530

    9:35 - "At the enemy, Sir", took me back to the epic Baldrick.

  • @KieranReed729
    @KieranReed729 4 года назад +11954

    "I hit one, Sir. I hit one!"
    "Well done. Where did you aim, Sir?"
    "At the enemy, Sir"
    I swear that's a monthy python line right there

    • @roytheboy7057
      @roytheboy7057 4 года назад +581

      8:44 "i fart in your general direction!"

    • @lothanthefirst3786
      @lothanthefirst3786 4 года назад +104

      Blackadder

    • @pandukartosedono4107
      @pandukartosedono4107 4 года назад +65

      @@lothanthefirst3786 just what I was gonna say haha

    • @TheSuspectOnFoot
      @TheSuspectOnFoot 4 года назад +19

      He must have looked down the right bit

    • @MBC_XXIII
      @MBC_XXIII 4 года назад +29

      Napoleonic Wars players know he ask if he aim above the head, the head, the chest.. for bullet ballistics

  • @sorasarielcl
    @sorasarielcl 4 года назад +3645

    Everyone: *acting all British, French*
    Kenneth: Absolute gamer

  • @superskills1017
    @superskills1017 4 года назад +2848

    British:
    Formation and discipline
    French:
    *Press 'B' for revolution

  • @narotama3412
    @narotama3412 3 года назад +523

    7:25 Now that, is the most supportive sentences I've ever seen, I would die for him

  • @sharksgetfreehugs8790
    @sharksgetfreehugs8790 4 года назад +3970

    "Sir, I hit one."
    "Well done, where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy, sir."
    Even if he's on the French side, this British humour is just so on point.

    • @ImMattFromAus
      @ImMattFromAus 4 года назад +93

      By God he's cracked it!

    • @Kai0240
      @Kai0240 4 года назад +16

      his on a French side tho not on the British side but still it's funny.

    • @michaelnicholas7944
      @michaelnicholas7944 4 года назад +92

      The most Monty Pyhon line I've heard in years 😂

    • @kartoffelschloss6425
      @kartoffelschloss6425 4 года назад +1

      You spelled humor wrong.

    • @Kai0240
      @Kai0240 4 года назад +40

      It's a British spelling of humour

  • @seancosgrove1378
    @seancosgrove1378 4 года назад +4058

    "I'm from a place where people dress properly"
    *unsubs in incomprehensible Scottish*

    • @beansontoast6622
      @beansontoast6622 4 года назад +182

      *Pulls up kilt in indignation*

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 года назад +93

      So is Scotland just Nevil: the country?

    • @stewy497
      @stewy497 4 года назад +109

      @@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 Nah, it's a completely different brand of angry gibberish. With more alcohol.

    • @Satanperkele
      @Satanperkele 4 года назад +16

      I thought incomprehensible was implied as far as Scottish is concerned?

    • @kingpepper5014
      @kingpepper5014 4 года назад +1

      aye but it was funny

  • @TheJokerX94
    @TheJokerX94 4 года назад +4243

    "Let's have a sword fight, come on"
    *handgun*
    can't blame him for being deceitful

    • @chicknorton8839
      @chicknorton8839 4 года назад +61

      Like a true Brit! 🤬❤

    • @TheJokerX94
      @TheJokerX94 4 года назад +43

      @@chicknorton8839 if my enemy offered to fight with a sword and i had a gun, as a Brit I'd definitely shoot them. May be dishonourable but remember, history is wrote by the victors :)

    • @JamesDavis-mm2mi
      @JamesDavis-mm2mi 4 года назад +11

      Chick Norton like a true new englander😂

    • @chibani-
      @chibani- 4 года назад +10

      Well that's represent well the british mindset.

    • @itzzbowserjr
      @itzzbowserjr 4 года назад +28

      Not just that, even after the handgun he used a fucking flag instead xD

  • @ivanradstrom9939
    @ivanradstrom9939 4 года назад +1087

    4:40 Of course it's the italian man being keen to switch sides lol.

    • @UnfitRuler
      @UnfitRuler 3 года назад +31

      I thought he was american

    • @ivanradstrom9939
      @ivanradstrom9939 3 года назад +164

      @@UnfitRuler Italian heritage. New York ya know.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 года назад +54

      @@UnfitRuler He sounded like Joe Pesci from Good Fellows xD

    • @ivanradstrom9939
      @ivanradstrom9939 3 года назад +14

      @Bazukin Belyugovich Well atleast he sounded italian american and that's what counts.

    • @chasehall1501
      @chasehall1501 3 года назад +2

      Ivan Rådström Boston*

  • @jericoco6312
    @jericoco6312 4 года назад +2662

    "I hit one, sir"
    "Well done where did you aim, sir?"
    "At the enemy, sir"
    Fair enough

    • @ajohnymous5699
      @ajohnymous5699 4 года назад +84

      Sounds like some shit a private would say to a drill sergeant, I fucking love it.

    • @SweeterOnion
      @SweeterOnion 4 года назад +43

      its hard to argue with his logic.

    • @Skud1st
      @Skud1st 4 года назад +20

      Kinda reminds me of Forest Gump

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 4 года назад +33

      Even the voice reminds me of Monty Python hahahaha

    • @gazzgaspay4841
      @gazzgaspay4841 4 года назад +6

      @@ajohnymous5699 i'm not a military person, but whats the right reply? The "9 oclock front" thing?

  • @judgemental9253
    @judgemental9253 4 года назад +20088

    I love how he finds Soviet, and instead of being a stereotypical fan, he just yells at him to fix his upload schedule.

    • @edlenorgaeron8003
      @edlenorgaeron8003 4 года назад +477

      Who's that guy actually?

    • @flavivsaetivs5738
      @flavivsaetivs5738 4 года назад +634

      I'm sorry kind sir but would you please point out the moment of the video?

    • @ahmadfahim9356
      @ahmadfahim9356 4 года назад +738

      @@flavivsaetivs5738 1:17

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 4 года назад +368

      It's something we can all agree with

    • @sethroberts2485
      @sethroberts2485 4 года назад +1345

      Dude, that IS the stereotype for sovietwomble fans.

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 4 года назад +2248

    "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GENTLEMEN FROM THE COLONIES?"

    • @anvilgamestudios
      @anvilgamestudios 4 года назад +48

      He was a bit out of his comfort zone that one you can surely tell.

    • @jyhan1q94
      @jyhan1q94 4 года назад +63

      I'M WALKIN' HERE!!!!!

    • @anannoyedpanda
      @anannoyedpanda 4 года назад +1

      I love dinkle

    • @tierraylibertard
      @tierraylibertard 4 года назад +4

      Isn't it a New York accent though? Not a Boston one I thought

    • @Phambleton
      @Phambleton 4 года назад

      (Also at the same time) "Hello big boys how are we all doing?"

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +491

    8:48
    OMG, I’VE JUST REALIZED THEY’VE LITERALLY JUST “farted in [the British’s] general direction !”

    • @crazyjack3357
      @crazyjack3357 Год назад +26

      That because their mothers was a hamster and their fathers smelt of elderberries

  • @RexRagerunner
    @RexRagerunner 4 года назад +1946

    "Let's have a sword fight, come on"
    *pulls out handgun*
    Props to the guy who brough handgun to a sword fight.
    Edit: or props to Soviet for bringing a sword to a gun fight.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 года назад +61

      Clearly he learned well from the Henry Jones Junior school of sword fighting

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 4 года назад +19

      @@weldonwin or you know, the Jack Sparrow school of sword fighting.

    • @boopjackrex7598
      @boopjackrex7598 4 года назад +4

      Kirito the Abridged God or the Destiny school of sword fighting

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 4 года назад +8

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Indy did it first and best

    • @atiri5201
      @atiri5201 4 года назад +1

      Parry this you filthy casual

  • @CosmicHarusaki
    @CosmicHarusaki 4 года назад +894

    I love how the “I’m walkin’ ‘ere!” line became a meme.
    “I’m Chargin’ ‘ere!”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest RUclipsr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear cos

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 4 года назад +4

      Got to admit Idk whether id be terrified or confused seeing a bunch of Anxed people with an accent running at me yelling "I'm Charging ere!"

  • @load_out
    @load_out 4 года назад +1299

    "The French army never retreats she only advances, sometimes we advance in the other direction, okay?"
    Brilliant XD

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 4 года назад +19

      Especially in the other direction of Moscow! xD

    • @generalhyde007
      @generalhyde007 4 года назад +1

      That should be t shirt material.

    • @load_out
      @load_out 4 года назад +1

      Oxley 😂

    • @load_out
      @load_out 4 года назад

      Hyde yeah definitely

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 4 года назад +4

      Especially if the Germans are coming

  • @noreeaki
    @noreeaki 9 месяцев назад +8

    [8:03]
    The visual of the commander leading the charge by rallying everyone with "Vive la France!" with all of them behind him is really badass.

  • @dan-ik1sj
    @dan-ik1sj 4 года назад +2828

    *He returned when the world needed him the most.*

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 4 года назад +42

      Womble: the last memeatar

    • @cyrushansen5378
      @cyrushansen5378 4 года назад +9

      Winston Churchill "for the king CHARGE!"

    • @loafofbakedbread
      @loafofbakedbread 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @ThePSNinjas
      @ThePSNinjas 4 года назад +3

      Yeah but it’s 10:01 again and it’s an obscure game

    • @johnbeaker8721
      @johnbeaker8721 4 года назад +15

      @@ThePSNinjas It's not obscure and his 10:01 doesn't mean shit because Soviet doesn't run ads on his videos.

  • @addman45
    @addman45 4 года назад +6996

    The Posh Upper Class accent was amazing, and I could hear that man's curled mustache from the states

    • @KabilanKarthikeyan16
      @KabilanKarthikeyan16 4 года назад +388

      thats his actual accent with a bit more exaggeration, he's a really good streamer. His twitch is in the description.

    • @wilschaafsma6068
      @wilschaafsma6068 3 года назад +25

      I could here his buck teeth

    • @TheJanvicgwaps
      @TheJanvicgwaps 3 года назад +9

      @@KabilanKarthikeyan16 whats his stream name?

    • @Bungoooo
      @Bungoooo 3 года назад +10

      colonies*

    • @tomasfong40
      @tomasfong40 3 года назад +35

      he is the very image of a modern mayor General

  • @ForelliBoy
    @ForelliBoy 4 года назад +1340

    in history class: "man it must've taken a real disciplined, steadfast military genius to outwit napoleon"
    what actually happened:

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +58

      That's ZF for you. Not taking anything seriously and still somehow managing to win. It's like they're all constantly in a Monty Python skit.

    • @ProperDaveXD001
      @ProperDaveXD001 4 года назад +36

      Theres no such thing as battlefield competence, the side that screws up next to last wins.

    • @gmbrusselsprout
      @gmbrusselsprout 4 года назад +3

      *" I ' M W A L K I N' H E R E!!"*

    • @tapper9564
      @tapper9564 4 года назад +2

      IM CHARGIN HERE

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 3 года назад +253

    “Digby, I’m sorry. I promised your wife that- YOU BASTARDS!!!- I would get you home safely.”
    That exchange was the best.

  • @midnight_matter8707
    @midnight_matter8707 4 года назад +1574

    "Sir, I hit one!"
    "Where did you aim?"
    "... At the enemy."
    The fact that came as a suprise to Digby explains a few things...

    • @manoszamp1045
      @manoszamp1045 4 года назад +33

      reminds me of biggus dickus

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 4 года назад +34

      I’d think he doesn’t play competitive much then?
      For those who don’t know, the officer was asking for shot call: bottom reticle on feet, knees, crotch, stomach, chest, neck, heads, or hats.

    • @basilcrab
      @basilcrab 4 года назад +15

      @@manoszamp1045 exactly what i thought, sounds like something outta monty python

    • @juno_xoxo
      @juno_xoxo 4 года назад +1

      i think because they were firing bullets randomly to try and figure out where the enemy is lmao

    • @TheCat48488
      @TheCat48488 4 года назад +2

      To be honest, I never expected the commisar to be in Soviet's video

  • @cookiexmilk3975
    @cookiexmilk3975 4 года назад +5429

    “IS THAT THE SOVIETWOMBLE?”
    “oh god”
    “FIX YOUR UPLOAD SCHEDULE”
    god I love this video 😂

    • @KamikazeeAliens
      @KamikazeeAliens 4 года назад +200

      They way it's said, makes it ten times better.

    • @Spicysparrow1
      @Spicysparrow1 4 года назад +43

      Clockwork Hime 1:18

    • @mbsb1376
      @mbsb1376 4 года назад +8

      Hes ding DONG

    • @PrecambrianStudios
      @PrecambrianStudios 4 года назад +14

      @@KamikazeeAliens Basically, a fantastic Terry Jones impression.

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 4 года назад +3

      I commented this first

  • @BlazingInferno00
    @BlazingInferno00 4 года назад +2099

    "WHY IS EVERYONE FROM BOSTON?!" Best line!

    • @ConnorLumsden
      @ConnorLumsden 4 года назад +1

      Did you just grab that from the thumbnail? xD

    • @PrimalsTrucking
      @PrimalsTrucking 4 года назад

      Ah yes, that guy from Boston 🤣

    • @adamkaplan357
      @adamkaplan357 4 года назад +26

      he says about the guy with the New York Jewish accent smh my head

    • @getcancer1542
      @getcancer1542 4 года назад +2

      slizz Improve what your 1 video

    • @MadamMersive
      @MadamMersive 4 года назад +3

      ‘Find me a surgeon who can fix death’ is also quality

  • @corpseteaparty9621
    @corpseteaparty9621 4 года назад +524

    7:24 low key that's one hell of a speech I'd charge to war with that guy.

  • @spyfreakm1
    @spyfreakm1 4 года назад +7414

    When you realize KJ is both the guy who's walkin' here and doing the pixie sneeze at the same time.

  • @Grimor9
    @Grimor9 4 года назад +2504

    "I'm from a place where people dress properly!" - says the person wearing black socks with sandals.

    • @Spudgonzo
      @Spudgonzo 4 года назад +60

      And tartan shorts

    • @IrishLosbter
      @IrishLosbter 4 года назад +7

      Ankjok Ming in his csgo vr video

    • @T0MYAMS0UP
      @T0MYAMS0UP 4 года назад +6

      Linus would praise womble for that choice

    • @galeathh
      @galeathh 4 года назад +5

      @Ankjok Ming Its in Pavlov bullshittery, but if i link stuff it will make me look like a nonce advertising their channel so I wish you luck in finding it

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 4 года назад +2

      Sounds familar.....

  • @Eagle_the_18th
    @Eagle_the_18th 4 года назад +3527

    “This is a strict RP only server”
    Meanwhile someone in the background blasts Darude Sandstorm

  • @braxsnart
    @braxsnart 3 года назад +99

    4:41 - I have no idea why but I need more of this guy in my life (he honestly sounds like Terk from Tarzan and I’m living for it)

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 Год назад +4

      That explains why his dialect reminds me of a certain fictional character! Thanks for helping me scratch that itch 😅

  • @diogoalves896
    @diogoalves896 4 года назад +1753

    “Let’s do it like gentlemen, let’s have a sword fight !”
    *proceeds to pull out a gun*

    • @IdkYoLo113
      @IdkYoLo113 4 года назад +119

      Very American

    • @irishdaz
      @irishdaz 4 года назад +81

      That guy was hilarious

    • @Zireael_1251
      @Zireael_1251 4 года назад +69

      That reminded me of the classic scene from Indiana Jones film where Indy shot a dude with a sword 😄.

    • @Anonn5n
      @Anonn5n 4 года назад +7

      I read this just as he said it lmao

    • @professionaldummy3193
      @professionaldummy3193 4 года назад +7

      Isshin the glock saint

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 4 года назад +691

    Soldier: I don't want to die here sarge!
    Sarge: you are not going to die! We are British, we do not die!
    Soldier: *dies*
    Sarge: we...oh shit

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +9

      He's not dead. he's just taking a permanent nap.

    • @philtkaswahl2124
      @philtkaswahl2124 4 года назад +8

      That's dies in British, good sir.

  • @alexandergrove7619
    @alexandergrove7619 4 года назад +675

    "the French army is just men screaming"
    -Sun tzu

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 4 года назад +14

      "VIVE LA FRANCE !" and "VIVE L'EMPEREUR !" the most powerful words in history

    • @zeelmehta1847
      @zeelmehta1847 4 года назад

      More like complete and total anarchy lmao

    • @Joseph-us9ti
      @Joseph-us9ti 4 года назад +1

      VIVE LA FRANCE!!

  • @douglasbadger9049
    @douglasbadger9049 4 года назад +120

    'At the enemy sir' is a callback to classic 50s-60s British comedy and even then it still makes me laugh like a madman every time I see it

  • @klepnoth
    @klepnoth 4 года назад +2659

    "lets have swordfight"
    *puls out a gun*
    Well that sums up England war strategies trough all of it's history.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад +22

      who pulls out the gun the sword weilder or the opposer

    • @ONE-vt1fz
      @ONE-vt1fz 4 года назад +17

      This reminds me of a video called “MELEE ME FGHT “

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 4 года назад +20

      Let's have a calvary fight.
      *Pulls out a longbow.*

    • @bunsonbaker4156
      @bunsonbaker4156 4 года назад +5

      I mean, if it ain’t broke

    • @zounds4885
      @zounds4885 4 года назад +7

      perfidious Albion

  • @AnchisesGamer
    @AnchisesGamer 4 года назад +4959

    That French team leader was badass, his beginning speech would make anybody be motivated as fuck, I’d fight alongside that man

  • @dungaloidblastobrain9515
    @dungaloidblastobrain9515 4 года назад +1004

    The best part is that the spitting guy wasn't even an officer. He's just a flag bearer who took over and flexed Digby out of the position lmao.

    • @GraveDigger388
      @GraveDigger388 4 года назад +103

      F for Digby. Got usurped by a flag bearer.

    • @dungaloidblastobrain9515
      @dungaloidblastobrain9515 4 года назад +57

      @@GraveDigger388 Spat out of his rank lmao

    • @Ravengagepvl
      @Ravengagepvl 4 года назад +4

      That was already my favorite part and this makes it so much better.

  • @tyvankenyon4964
    @tyvankenyon4964 3 года назад +2786

    “How do I ADS?”
    “Its a musket, Soviet.”
    “Yeah but how do I aim?”
    “Soviet, it's a musket.”
    “Wait, that's it?! I can't hit shit with this!”
    “ITS A FUCKING MUSKET SOVIET!”

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 3 года назад +93

      He doesn't realize he now has the perfect excuse for his piss poor aim.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 3 года назад +112

      His accuracy should go up with one of these things. Hear me out.
      Soviet cannot hit what he aims at. Muskets cannot hit what they aim at. Therefore, all Soviet has to do is aim *normally*. The two double negatives will cancel, resuting in a shot enemy.

    • @zennyouki1337
      @zennyouki1337 3 года назад +26

      @@CiaranMaxwell Genius-!

    • @snakevenom4954
      @snakevenom4954 2 года назад +4

      @@CiaranMaxwell Yeah, like PEMDAS

    • @archtitans54
      @archtitans54 Год назад +2

      @@SgtnolistenAlso in Womble’s defence, Cyanide missed a _planet._

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 4 года назад +618

    "I've hit one, sir!"
    "Well done! Where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy, sir!"
    i'm surprised this wasn't an actual conversation during the napoleonic wars

    • @boopjackrex7598
      @boopjackrex7598 4 года назад +54

      Who says it wasn’t

    • @mattthespyd3r969
      @mattthespyd3r969 4 года назад +19

      I can see this actually happen

    • @EnthuZee
      @EnthuZee 4 года назад +51

      I swear that line could have been straight out of a Monty Python sketch

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +8

      I also think it sounds more like part of a Monty Python skit, although I would've said "Right between his legs, sir!".

    • @marciolucas6541
      @marciolucas6541 4 года назад

      @@boopjackrex7598 what do u mean?

  • @ElFool
    @ElFool 4 года назад +1665

    "We'll civilize the colonists yet!"
    Colonist - *Gets vaporized by a mortar shell*

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  4 года назад +6208

    So being the earliest entry in what will likely be a series, I decided to feature much of the earlier games with mostly the English vs French. I expect the later additions will feature the Prussians, Russians, the rockets and the cavalry. Along with a compilation of all those brutal cannonball deaths.

    • @omni5ive739
      @omni5ive739 4 года назад +135

      If this intro is anything to go by, the compilation of cannonball deaths is gonna be golden

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 года назад +92

      Holy fuck womble, I understand what you meant when you said that the vive le france section took time. That bit is glorius. Also great work on hiding the text at instances when the weapons move on the screen. The masking is once again really good.

    • @brysonfrost645
      @brysonfrost645 4 года назад +1

      Hi soviet

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 года назад +27

      Also great job with the digby and the spitting commander. I fucking lost it there

    • @crankyrack9001
      @crankyrack9001 4 года назад +5

      10/10

  • @royalninja2823
    @royalninja2823 4 года назад +286

    5:53 I adore the sheer amount of stupidity this 10 second clip

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 года назад +767

    Fans when they meet their favourite RUclipsr : OMG OMG!! I'm so happy
    Sovietwomble Fans : *Fix your upload schedule*

    • @Alpha.Phenix
      @Alpha.Phenix 4 года назад +27

      I mean they are not wrong.

  • @Dinklebean
    @Dinklebean 4 года назад +1399

    Good Lord, right back when I had a horrible microphone but at least some sense of credibility and integrity...
    My how times have changed...
    Either way, good times o7

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 года назад +29

      We can always count on our posh officer dinkle to lead us straight unto the jaws of death.
      o7 For King George

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean 4 года назад +15

      @@reaper7511 Amen, my good man. His Majesty's finest will always be guaranteed a heroic death. Glory will be ours eternally.

    • @minemasterjake2
      @minemasterjake2 4 года назад +6

      @@Dinklebean! Big fan of your posh accent and especially using it to read it a large amount of followers every time you are raided on twitch its extraordinary how much air your lungs can carry.

    • @bluemoh7
      @bluemoh7 4 года назад +1

      Dinklebean you did a good job sir

    • @thenymphomancer5592
      @thenymphomancer5592 4 года назад +6

      The old mic somehow added to the old-timey phonograph feel of it all.
      (APence93) to you good sir.
      And speaking of broken records: Try bannerlord again.

  • @unintelligentlifeform3821
    @unintelligentlifeform3821 4 года назад +901

    You cannot convince me that this isn’t a Monty Python skit.

    • @m4monitor979
      @m4monitor979 4 года назад +3

      Your right

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 4 года назад +22

      If reason cannot be applied, unreasonable means must be taken.
      Brother Santodes... *convince them*

    • @scar-j1975
      @scar-j1975 4 года назад +16

      They need to add another musician class that plays the coconuts.
      Speed enhancements.

    • @Italiankid1029
      @Italiankid1029 4 года назад +7

      A brooklyn italian on the battlegrounds of waterloo would be an instant classic monty python sketch

    • @stefanheier8363
      @stefanheier8363 4 года назад +3

      @@chrisca LOOK AT MY SWEET ARMORMITE

  • @aabattery4092
    @aabattery4092 3 года назад +75

    Major Dinklebean is a comedic genius lmao, he says the dumbest and funniest shit without breaking character at all.

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 4 года назад +1795

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate that not only has he keyframed every dialogue subtitle but also sometimes given them some little shadows

    • @BigDylan66
      @BigDylan66 4 года назад +69

      It seems like so much effort for something most will just not notice

    • @Deimos001
      @Deimos001 4 года назад +98

      Womble goes an extra mile for comedy,every video is a gold mine.
      I was watching some of the older vids and boy they aged like a fine wine,they are funny as fuck.

    • @miru2583
      @miru2583 4 года назад +12

      i think the latest AE have an auto motion track. animate frame by frame is just too tedious and time consuming. for someone like him who streams and have to go through 2+ hours footage seems unlikely to keyframe everything

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 года назад +37

      @@miru2583 He does try to incorporate some autotracking but it heavily depends on the game. He stated on the stream that this game was easy to autotrack as the characters had points on their clothing which could be set as an easy reference point but autotracking in other games like arma and dayz is very difficult and the product comes out looking very bad. At this point instead of wrestling with the autotracking he finds it more efficient to manully edit keyframes. Also arma's bad fps makes for very laborious and tough edits, hence the large amount of time between two videos.

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 года назад +3

      So much good work

  • @ronidajoycebueno630
    @ronidajoycebueno630 4 года назад +6679

    The thing about Soviet's videos is that you actually forgot about it for quite some time, then he uploads out of the blue and then you end up watching all of his videos over again. It's an endless cycle I am willing to submit myself into.

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 4 года назад +70

      and he don’t monetize his videos

    • @AryaAjiGroons
      @AryaAjiGroons 3 года назад +19

      i don't mind even if he do

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 3 года назад +18

      @@AryaAjiGroons if he did monitise his videos maby that would fix his SHIT UPLOAD SCHEDULE

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 года назад +80

      @@vapor404 Nah, SovietWomble has always said that YT is just his side thing, and that streaming is always his first love. His monetization is primarily from Patreon and streaming.
      He never believed in monetizing content on YT (as you can tell with the current state of YT and YTubers, often relying on sponsors just to get by, the rampant demonitizations, and failing algorithms that dictate which is demonetizable or "offensive").
      Plus his youtube videos posted publicly are funded from Patreon.

    • @pratikkaul77
      @pratikkaul77 3 года назад +1

      @WingMaster562 does he stream regularly

  • @gwa_gwa_gwa_gwa
    @gwa_gwa_gwa_gwa 4 года назад +1081

    "We are British, we do not die."
    *dies in british*
    Ouch.

    • @jimmyseaver3647
      @jimmyseaver3647 4 года назад +4

      They weren't Australian.

    • @cowabungajumba2981
      @cowabungajumba2981 4 года назад +4

      I'm American, we die in COVID

    • @hoodycoo4391
      @hoodycoo4391 4 года назад +2

      British: die in british
      Americans: die in covid
      Australians: die in spider inside shoe
      Germans: die in fegeline
      Mexico: dies in taco hombre
      Japanese: dies in *WHISTLE* BBHCUFISKSKFJFJF

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 3 года назад +75

    “This is is strict roleplay-only server.”
    **_Darude Sandstorm plays in background_**

  • @AyushKumar-oy1zv
    @AyushKumar-oy1zv 4 года назад +1316

    random guy : "fix your upload schedule"
    womble : "your wish is my command"

    • @johannesphanoto4337
      @johannesphanoto4337 4 года назад +19

      That's why he upload this one

    • @izzielaws4178
      @izzielaws4178 4 года назад +28

      This footage is actually months old 😂

    • @volterknight
      @volterknight 4 года назад +9

      @@izzielaws4178 I can actually vouch for this; I remember 'em like they were yesterday.

    • @dreadfulman5191
      @dreadfulman5191 4 года назад +15

      @@izzielaws4178 not months, years. The last holdfast bullshittery was 2 years ago. I remember seeing a "Where did you aim? At the enemy sir." comment from that video.

    • @CBusschaert
      @CBusschaert 4 года назад +2

      @@dreadfulman5191 Soviet's has streamed Holdfast a few times since, the footage comes from anywhere between a month before the last holdfast bullshittery and last month, probably.

  • @jayyu8229
    @jayyu8229 4 года назад +591

    After Womble taught KJ how to say “arse” KJ became unstoppable

    • @shirokku3279
      @shirokku3279 4 года назад +2

      Wait until he collects the other British pronunciations for common foul language and he'll be like Thanos with all the infinity stones.

    • @thingshappenyt2455
      @thingshappenyt2455 4 года назад

      The one that sneezes like a pixie? Rofl

    • @jayyu8229
      @jayyu8229 4 года назад

      ShiRokku 3 I thought they only pronounced “ass” differently. What other secrets are you Brits hiding from us?

  • @jc8153
    @jc8153 4 года назад +3009

    Who ever that Joe Pesci guy is, he’s already my favorite person in ZF

    • @mirage4023
      @mirage4023 4 года назад +409

      That’s KJ, he loves doing voice and accents, it’s beautiful

    • @tylewah
      @tylewah 4 года назад +169

      You should hear him sneeze!

    • @gabilacademia
      @gabilacademia 4 года назад +156

      @@tylewah tinkerbell snize?

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 4 года назад +300

      Omfg, Boston accent is Tinkerbell sneeze? I didn't put the two together!

    • @davidinass
      @davidinass 4 года назад +30

      He's a chill guy. Go watch his streams.

  • @BlyzExile
    @BlyzExile 3 года назад +95

    "Everyone's from Boston" i love how regional accents in a nation are universally misunderstood

    • @wilaaybeeeee
      @wilaaybeeeee Год назад

      Was looking for this comment

    • @df_productions
      @df_productions 9 месяцев назад +1

      I’m from Jersey and I hurt me when he said Boston

  • @kurtaustria8868
    @kurtaustria8868 4 года назад +2493

    KJ's death are one of those stories where they're heavily praised for "being the last person alive and with only a handgun was able to kill 3 people until death" lmao

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Год назад +27

      and flagstabs

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Год назад +8

      4:40

    • @thaurane
      @thaurane Год назад +13

      We need more KJ

    • @csmith4892
      @csmith4892 Год назад +6

      reminded me of paulie walnuts from sopranos, ey tone remember the time i was in the naoepelonic war hehe

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 Год назад +1

      I believe they call it "Patriotic sacrifice"

  • @benni3902
    @benni3902 4 года назад +3039

    If KJ isn’t in the ZF already, recruit him now

    • @nikkisoos9907
      @nikkisoos9907 4 года назад +195

      KJ's a General in the KRA. Some of these clips are pretty old.

    • @Hex_the_Warlock
      @Hex_the_Warlock 4 года назад +47

      @@nikkisoos9907 maybe an honorary member?

    • @TheRealCodac
      @TheRealCodac 4 года назад +25

      IskandarEasyToFindThisAccount Dhiaurrahman Kings Royal Army?

    • @SkullzJoker12
      @SkullzJoker12 4 года назад +10

      @@nikkisoos9907 whats a KRA?

    • @tacitus5665
      @tacitus5665 4 года назад +165

      @@SkullzJoker12 The Kings Royal Army, in which KayJay has a leadimg position/heads it, same as Dinklebean in the RRCG, Royal Regiment of the Coldstream Guard they are Holdfast Regiments (clans basically, which organize events and drills/training sessions)
      Also, ZF don't take members.

  • @Reacher205
    @Reacher205 4 года назад +2488

    KJ's such a legend, I haven't laughed that hard in a good while

    • @baboonation5794
      @baboonation5794 4 года назад +77

      Fucking love his accent, is he from Boston?

    • @stahpg5430
      @stahpg5430 4 года назад +38

      Baboonation
      Nah he’s from Neverland

    • @Yuiichiiro
      @Yuiichiiro 4 года назад +3

      Who is he?

    • @stahpg5430
      @stahpg5430 4 года назад +26

      yujiro KJ

    • @Yuiichiiro
      @Yuiichiiro 4 года назад +45

      @@stahpg5430 fair enough

  • @pavelnaharnovich7407
    @pavelnaharnovich7407 3 года назад +40

    "the French army never retreats, she only advances"
    "sometime, we advance in a different direction, okay?"

  • @paulmcfadden1355
    @paulmcfadden1355 4 года назад +6131

    the ZF clan are just basically an r rated version of Monty python

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 4 года назад +54

      Wow, never thought of it like that!

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 года назад +322

      So regular monty python

    • @spencerbrice5483
      @spencerbrice5483 4 года назад +266

      Monty Python is also the r rated version of Monty Python

    • @danieldyson1660
      @danieldyson1660 4 года назад +75

      you've evidently not watched enough Monty Python. They did a sketch where the teacher had sex with his wife in class for a practical sex ed demonstration for goodness sake.

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 4 года назад +9

      I feel like I've missed a lot of good content.

  • @tylerwatson3138
    @tylerwatson3138 4 года назад +1949

    “Wait, it’s all Boston?”
    “Always has been”

  • @TheMaddness22
    @TheMaddness22 4 года назад +3118

    Not gonna lie, that one French commander was legitimately motivating as shit. I'd press B for victory for them 😂

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 4 года назад +159

      *VIVA LA FRANCE*

    • @wazkangz955
      @wazkangz955 4 года назад +97

      VIVA LA FRANCE!!!

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 4 года назад +119

      Unreasonably Angry It's "Vive" not "viva" you uncultured swines.

    • @Pablo.Gonzalo
      @Pablo.Gonzalo 4 года назад +100

      @@Leon_der_Luftige Must be a Spanish volunteer legion

    • @seanchan7167
      @seanchan7167 4 года назад +30

      VIVA LA FRAAANCE

  • @srikasturihsi6496
    @srikasturihsi6496 Год назад +47

    6:22 "Digby has been hit" always got me..

  • @peterzelerik6929
    @peterzelerik6929 4 года назад +880

    "Is that THE SovietWomble?
    Fix your upload schedule!"
    I don't know why it made me laugh that much, but I liked it.
    Just as the whole video!
    A perfectly well done piece of art, that is usual on this channel. Great job sir, keep this up!

  • @Brian-rk5zs
    @Brian-rk5zs 4 года назад +655

    French character : *yells "Vive l'Empereur"*
    Womble : no no, that's "Vive la France"

    • @felixmervamee7834
      @felixmervamee7834 4 года назад +38

      To be fair the intonation used in the game sounds pretty much the same as "Vive la France".

    • @zombitshe
      @zombitshe 4 года назад +44

      I've been living in France my whole life and I still misheard this sentence for entirety of the video. But then again i wouldn't dare even contradicting Soviet

    • @icallshotgun4895
      @icallshotgun4895 4 года назад +4

      FOR THE EMPEROR

    • @Nitlda
      @Nitlda 4 года назад +1

      I do hear both at times

    • @Brian-rk5zs
      @Brian-rk5zs 4 года назад +7

      @@zombitshe Of course, it's mostly a joke ! I think Womble doesn't really know French language, and this does not make the video bad. It's just something that made me laugh as a French person

  • @SirFooplesTheThird
    @SirFooplesTheThird 4 года назад +786

    "I hit one sir!"
    "Where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy sir"
    That's some Blackadder level of comedy right there

    • @bepinkfloyd814
      @bepinkfloyd814 4 года назад +1

      Lol indeed

    • @chrisdelagarza8048
      @chrisdelagarza8048 4 года назад +4

      Way to copy the comment that’s right above you. And was done 20 minutes before you did. Boy you are so fucking original you are so fucking the best. It’s so un fucking believable

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 4 года назад +29

      @@chrisdelagarza8048 Your mom was done 20 minutes before you.

    • @dagon4570
      @dagon4570 4 года назад +5

      @@chrisdelagarza8048 He didn't even copy the joke lmao

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 года назад

      And is more or less Line Combat in a nutshell

  • @nicholasdavis5393
    @nicholasdavis5393 4 года назад +135

    "The French army never retreats, she only advances. Sometimes we just advance in different directions"

  • @OfficialMadman1429
    @OfficialMadman1429 4 года назад +785

    “Fix your upload schedule” a man who speaks for the people

  • @josh_Pezza
    @josh_Pezza 4 года назад +1431

    "Your're not qualified are you?" Gets me every time
    Sidenote- VIVE LA FRANCE

  • @vinestaffery
    @vinestaffery 4 года назад +3640

    "You leave!"
    "If you stab me!"
    "Listen here Buddy boy, I'm an admin."
    "If you think you can stab me I'm gonna make you regret it!"
    **stabbed**

    • @ALiLOW
      @ALiLOW 4 года назад +9

      whos that guy ? a youtuber ?

    • @takeshihada9689
      @takeshihada9689 4 года назад +66

      @@ALiLOW It's KJ, he is apart of ZF if I recall correctly

    • @wilbertgiovanni
      @wilbertgiovanni 4 года назад +7

      @@takeshihada9689 did he have his own channel or stream? And who is the viva la france guy?

    • @tubplunger
      @tubplunger 4 года назад +21

      Quote from man stabbed

    • @Bryophytan
      @Bryophytan 3 года назад +3

      @@ALiLOW its in the de-script-ion

  • @TheGamingDavester
    @TheGamingDavester 3 года назад +77

    “You’re not qualified are you?” I’m sorry the way he said that KILLS ME.

  • @albertocanali1786
    @albertocanali1786 4 года назад +361

    This is straight up a monty python collection of sketches, expecially the "at the enemy sir" bit.
    I love you a little bit more at every new video Soviet

    • @albusvoltavern4500
      @albusvoltavern4500 4 года назад +8

      To bad you’ll never get past plutonic friendship because of his upload schedule

    • @sentientmop317
      @sentientmop317 4 года назад +2

      He shot the Frenchman’s arm off, thankfully tis but a scratch

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 года назад

      True British humour if you're on the EU servers. Too bad I get too poor ping to ever think about leaving the NA servers.

  •  4 года назад +1626

    Holy shit, no only is KJ ridiculously funny, but he's also the pixie dust hentai sneezing guy!

    • @deusexmachina101
      @deusexmachina101 4 года назад +58

      WAT!?!

    • @nekotyrant1629
      @nekotyrant1629 4 года назад +59

      OH MY GOD IT IS.

    • @kitcross
      @kitcross 4 года назад +77

      @CarthagoDE Here you go, friend~ From the Random Arma 3 [1/5] Time Stamped for KJ's pixie sneezing~ ruclips.net/video/59EjwdMYnTo/видео.html

    • @caelandenning2648
      @caelandenning2648 4 года назад +21

      Hes a fucking chad in this video

    •  4 года назад +18

      @CarthagoDE Here have some more.
      ruclips.net/video/aLbGEHRv7nQ/видео.html
      I promise it's not hentai ;)
      Or this, that also is NOT hentai ;)
      ruclips.net/video/SkWEHa7FpPQ/видео.html

  • @SkAnD1NaV1An
    @SkAnD1NaV1An 4 года назад +400

    "I hit one, sir"
    "Sir, I hit one!"
    "Well done, where did you aim, sir?"
    ...
    "At the enemy, sir"

    • @tylorbronson5349
      @tylorbronson5349 4 года назад +56

      That just sounds like it came from a Monty Python movie

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 года назад +16

      @@tylorbronson5349 Still, its a pretty accurate description of Line Combat

    • @nicolas4514
      @nicolas4514 4 года назад +4

      @@tylorbronson5349 Exactly, lost everything thinking the same LMAO

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 4 года назад +1

      That's some innovation there I just shoot it any direction and pray it hits the right target.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 4 года назад +3

      @@tylorbronson5349 Does is amuse you when I say the name, Biggus, Dickus?

  • @carlmanio6096
    @carlmanio6096 4 года назад +81

    02:35 The shadow, is the reason why Sovietwomble is the best RUclipsr.

  • @kal2600
    @kal2600 4 года назад +909

    "Fix your upload schedule"
    I mean he's not wrong

    • @noaheberly4001
      @noaheberly4001 4 года назад +2

      A zovietwomble video is like Christmas, once a year but looked forward to very much

  • @overripekiwi
    @overripekiwi 4 года назад +1910

    SovietWombles "schedule"
    Monday: Edit
    Tuesday - Saturday: Wank
    Sunday: Complain about how long it takes to edit these videos

    • @DandySoleil
      @DandySoleil 4 года назад +35

      Where is the lie?

    • @homina1632
      @homina1632 4 года назад +19

      Hobby: Fishing and wanking(Not both at the same time)

    • @sybrwookie
      @sybrwookie 4 года назад +51

      @@DandySoleil The lie is that he spends Monday editing.

    • @nicholaspaat7302
      @nicholaspaat7302 4 года назад +4

      @@homina1632 at least the fish are biting...

    • @mckenzingtonn
      @mckenzingtonn 4 года назад +1

      Thats exactly what he does.

  • @iamsinistar8971
    @iamsinistar8971 4 года назад +658

    SovietWomble: *Trying to use a musket* "I can't hit shit with this!"
    Me: I know. It's so immersive.

    • @proudfirebrand3946
      @proudfirebrand3946 4 года назад +17

      And when you do hit something especially cav it feels almost as good as any orgasm youve had.

  • @mabimabi212
    @mabimabi212 3 года назад +31

    "Press the B button!" - The last words of a glorious french commander (1803)

  • @macse7en
    @macse7en 4 года назад +518

    "This is a strict RP server"
    *Darude sandstorm plays in background*

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 4 года назад +3454

    4:40 This guys legendary lmao!

    • @northygames1840
      @northygames1840 3 года назад +223

      This guy was my favorite

    • @GHOSTWARRiiOR
      @GHOSTWARRiiOR 3 года назад +71

      hahahaha hands down my favorite!!!!

    • @Codiac15
      @Codiac15 3 года назад +69

      @@olanordmann2743 Don't worry, just changed to a simpler handle! It is now /kayjay

    • @BasiliskDark536
      @BasiliskDark536 3 года назад +98

      @@Codiac15 is that _the_ Kay Jay who had a pixie sneeze?

    • @Codiac15
      @Codiac15 3 года назад +57

      @@BasiliskDark536 Of course! There's none other like him.

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 4 года назад +413

    7:19 "They're pretty disciplined."
    _"ninja warrior."_
    Say, Womble, tell us, is the ninja warrior pretty disciplined as well?

    • @psychoh7329
      @psychoh7329 4 года назад +21

      I mean did u see the ninja?
      Hes disciplined alright

  • @GenuineGuitar56
    @GenuineGuitar56 Год назад +10

    "I love you too mussolini, never thought id say that" has me dying i cant stop rewinding it