The Mori Experience

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @Pilps
    @Pilps  3 года назад +3263

    I forgot to say, Shogun 2 became 10 Years old Yesterday! Happy Birthday Total War: Shogun 2, thank you for the memories!

    • @pawezdziech7120
      @pawezdziech7120 3 года назад +23

      Thank you!

    • @denistarhanov6820
      @denistarhanov6820 3 года назад +25

      Happy birthday SHOGUN 2!!!!!
      Yoooooooooooooo

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 3 года назад +4

      Hey quick question how are you running shogun? Is it with the last flash file? Or can the game be run without it?

    • @nukehead849
      @nukehead849 3 года назад +5

      If only the mp could be revived. Oh well, thanks CA for the awesome game!

    • @mikhaildadpaas1921
      @mikhaildadpaas1921 3 года назад +12

      Tokugawa and Uesugi when?

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 3 года назад +2708

    The convert Christianity mechanic in a nutshell: Okay, I love Jesus. Now give me gun!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +688

      PRAISE JESUS AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!

    • @GiantPaPa4KA
      @GiantPaPa4KA 3 года назад +133

      And also nanban trade ships, which is second best ship in game, after the Black Ship

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 года назад +42

      @@Pilps have your of our lord and savior 556

    • @derkylos
      @derkylos 3 года назад +39

      That DOES seem to be about 90% of these Shogun 2 "experience" videos...not complaining, just observing :P

    • @Perrirodan1
      @Perrirodan1 3 года назад +17

      @@Pilps AND WE'LL STAY FREE!

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 3 года назад +930

    Mori: We specialize in naval warfare, we rule the seas!
    Other clans: Aren't 90% of our engagements on land though?
    Mori:....Bring the nanban ship's cannon's to land

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +92

      Cannons go BRRRR

    • @kameradroti_sobek6312
      @kameradroti_sobek6312 2 года назад +31

      Brits:look at this lil dude

    • @eliasgrandfield7793
      @eliasgrandfield7793 2 года назад +6

      Long live Mori ingenuity

    • @Tilly-u2h
      @Tilly-u2h 2 года назад +19

      Ottomans who used ships on land: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!

    • @hexpert6043
      @hexpert6043 2 года назад +1

      @@Tilly-u2hmehmed II be like

  • @samgopnik6638
    @samgopnik6638 3 года назад +993

    Portuguese : Convert to Christianity, we have cannon and guns.
    Mori : *Smiles*
    Portuguese : We also have ship with cannon.
    Mori : *SMILES INTENSIFIES*
    Portuguese : Im also sending a huge black ship to tour Japan.
    Mori : *orgasm*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +153

      *PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!*

    • @redrangerrr558
      @redrangerrr558 3 года назад +23

      @@Pilps AND WE'LL ALL STAY FREE!!!

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 года назад +5

      @@Pilps "The only gods here are the gods of japan!" Some monk.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад +2

      @@maxshafer7287 wait, what about the buddhist ones??? that are technically of indian origins

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 года назад +2

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 Eh monks are monks. Plus Inda is in asia, and asia is Sibera, China, Inda, and Japan.

  • @jacktherip2894
    @jacktherip2894 3 года назад +683

    Emperor: “You are without doubt the worst clan I have ever heard of”
    Mori clan: “But you have *heard* of me”
    *cannon explosions in the distance*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +59

      Heh heh, i like this comment.
      Cannons go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @SaintsRow78
      @SaintsRow78 2 года назад +6

      The perfect comment doesn’t exis…
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thepbg8453
      @thepbg8453 2 года назад +6

      Emperor: How could I not, when you keep exploding everything!!!!

  • @amakon9833
    @amakon9833 3 года назад +2542

    the only video that showed naval battles

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +452

      I saw a lot of comments asking for them and although they can be quite boring, i had to include them, it is the Mori! :D

    • @ltmatthewakj2466
      @ltmatthewakj2466 3 года назад +124

      @@Pilps the naval war seems boring, not like fall of samurai I think, but it fits with the theme as a Mori Clan led by Mori Sparrow 😂😂

    • @LucarioDoT
      @LucarioDoT 3 года назад +30

      It's the only clan that really cares about naval battles

    • @ltmatthewakj2466
      @ltmatthewakj2466 3 года назад +35

      @@LucarioDoT I play Shogun 2, the vanilla one, no modes. At first, I thought naval thing is important especially when prevent naval landing. Then I realized, if you want to naval supremacy it is impossible if you not christian. Therefore, if I stay buddhist or Ikko Ikki, I rather put strong garrison on coastal province Rather rely on navy stopping those. Because naval in shogun 2 is lame and for me it is sucks. Basically just floating box boarding etc. No cannon except nanban trade ship which you need to convert to christianity. The point is, you don't need navy at all to win the game, but having naval supremacy is good too although it is not necessary.

    • @SirDerpofCamelot
      @SirDerpofCamelot 3 года назад +5

      @@Pilps k wish naval battles were better in Shogun 2

  • @infinite.cables07
    @infinite.cables07 3 года назад +1876

    Mori: *gets Nanban ships*
    Also Mori: *smiles*
    Also Mori: *gets The Black Ship*
    Also Mori: *SMILING INTENSIFIES*

    • @aidanmoore4311
      @aidanmoore4311 3 года назад +49

      MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

    • @riventv4927
      @riventv4927 3 года назад +14

      Nein Mein Mine

    • @DaroriDerEinzige
      @DaroriDerEinzige 2 года назад +21

      Mori: We're the master of the sea!
      Also Mori: *rebuild European Warships which actually sailin' across the globe*
      Am I the only one who finds that kinda ironic?

    • @jamesyap8364
      @jamesyap8364 2 года назад +4

      @@DaroriDerEinzige the final piece that makes them the true masters.

    • @atomsmasher9279
      @atomsmasher9279 2 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/DEbkQzaAnTU/видео.html

  • @jks1064
    @jks1064 3 года назад +1844

    Mori when they see a bigger clan: So where’s China again

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +238

      *Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!!*

    • @TheDownrankTrain
      @TheDownrankTrain 3 года назад +263

      "You have a hundred men, we have a thousand!"
      "...Yea, but my hundred men are on a modern warship, while your 1000 men are on floating shitboxes."

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 года назад +59

      @@TheDownrankTrain 'Bout how it went in Hideyoshi's Bizarre Korean Adventure too.

    • @Monke-fj2qz
      @Monke-fj2qz 3 года назад +34

      @@broadbandislife
      "Noooo you can't just sit back and shoot us with your cannons!"
      "Ha ha better ship tech go brrrrr"

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 года назад +32

      @@Monke-fj2qz That and there was a for the Japanese unfortunate difference in the basic hull designs used. See the Japanese, with their long tradition of and penchant for boarding action, used sharp-keeled "V" profile bottoms - those are great for straight speed (thus closing the distance quickly) but not so much agility and turning radius. The Koreans OTOH used the typical continental Asian flat-bottomed junk hull type - not as fast but rather stable and with good turning characteristics. (We may incidentally note that large modern warships of the classic big-gun era used similarly boxlike hull profiles for similar reasons.)
      In practice this meant the Koreans could usually sail rings around the Japanese and merrily blast away with their cannon. (And THEN you had the practically un-boardable turtle ships...) IIRC their few serious naval losses were all due to dumbass admirals who had the bright idea to engage in narrow waters where the agility advantage was negated and the Japanese could thus actually reliably get into boarding range.

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 года назад +515

    So apparently Christian Mori is just roleplaying as Portugal

    • @pedropalito7117
      @pedropalito7117 3 года назад +47

      Gotta make up for Empire Total War

    • @Jacob-ge1py
      @Jacob-ge1py 3 года назад +30

      That would be the Ottomo with their Portuguese Tercos

    • @starmaker75
      @starmaker75 3 года назад +7

      Mori larping as Portuguese

    • @eduardobullen7473
      @eduardobullen7473 3 года назад +3

      When u get the portuguese tercos + the carabelas, y just role playing conquistador at that point

  • @DavionX13
    @DavionX13 3 года назад +164

    Other clans: Fun, albeit repetitive land battles
    Mori: *row,* *row,* *row* *your* *boat*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +10

      Heh heh, i like this comment

  • @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975
    @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975 3 года назад +755

    Virgin Shogun 2 Mori: I lIkE BoAtS
    Chad Fall of the Samurai Mori (Choshu): WE ARE THE EMPEROR'S FURY!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +94

      *Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!!*

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +79

      *"We.... are the defenders of Humanity. We, are the Emperor's blazing sword, and the Imperium's crushing fist. Hundreds of billions of hands ready to die in the vast, unforgiving space. We are... the Imperial Navy!"*
      (What do you mean, 'Wrong Emperor?!')

    • @ltmatthewakj2466
      @ltmatthewakj2466 3 года назад +11

      @@Pilps oh can we see fall of samurai of Choshu? EMPEROR'S FURY YELLING BANZAI?

    • @craimaxblack
      @craimaxblack 3 года назад +7

      @@ladywaffle2210 i think what they mean to say is that is not the emperor, is the God Emperor, that, or we should prepare a new purge

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад +9

      @@ladywaffle2210 GOD I wish there's a Japanese themed Imperial Guard, THEY FIT SO WELL, dying for the Emperor, ALSO MELEE ENTHUSIASTS

  • @magnusthered4973
    @magnusthered4973 3 года назад +900

    Mori: do like ships cause you will
    Loads cannons with malicious intent

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +55

      *Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!*

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 3 года назад +19

      @@Pilps historically the Japanese tried to take on a Portuguese trade ship
      With thousands of small ships made of shitty bamboo and paper walls
      They all got blown to shit and the trade ship only had one wounded man
      While the entire Japanese fleet was sunk

    • @craimaxblack
      @craimaxblack 3 года назад +4

      They are christians, so i would say that those cannons are loaded with religious intents

    • @aldrichbalnazzar8214
      @aldrichbalnazzar8214 3 года назад +1

      @@craimaxblack they were loaded with holy cannon balls

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 3 года назад +9

      @@aldrichbalnazzar8214 in all seriousness tho the canon balls were stuffed With sawdust and scraps since they were low on gunpowder
      And only used few amounts of gunpowder the sawdust and scraps turned into shrapnel and killed the Japanese sailors
      Who had ships made of bamboo paper halls

  • @maxd234
    @maxd234 3 года назад +643

    Painting things red makes things go faster, which include the velocity of cannon balls and the conquest of Japan

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 3 года назад +290

    Christian Missionaires: Can I interest you in my religion?
    Mori: *Stares*
    Christian Missionaires: *whispers* We have guns
    Mori, with a Texan accent: Praise Jesus!! Hallelujah!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +47

      PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION

    • @jbarral6509
      @jbarral6509 2 года назад +4

      @@Pilps you forgot the Holy Oil to burn the clans

  • @luk8415
    @luk8415 3 года назад +37

    Shogun 2: Has a wide variety of units and different Japanese melee weapons and other ranged units
    Pilp: ahah Gun go bang bang

  • @alanmiranda106
    @alanmiranda106 3 года назад +215

    3:56 literally liquifies the general and half of hes guard while slautering the enemy soldiers
    The narrator: *cutting blow!*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +37

      MUSKET GO BRRRRRRRRRR

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 года назад +7

      @@Pilps just imagine some guy in a a10 time travels
      A new god is formed

  • @theemries4766
    @theemries4766 3 года назад +574

    Mori: There’s TWO things that solve every problem: money, and explosives!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +55

      YOU FORGOT THE GUNS AND THE RUM!!!

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 3 года назад +6

      ...and we happen to have both!

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 3 года назад +3

      @@Pilps those are just alternative versions of the same solutions

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 года назад +4

      Junkrats "I'VE GOT A IDEA!" form overwatch. The hole line is "There's TWO things that solve every problem: money, and explosives! I'VE GOT A IDEA!" (Just if anyone wanted to know.)

    • @redrangerrr558
      @redrangerrr558 3 года назад

      I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!!!

  • @wesleyquere4979
    @wesleyquere4979 3 года назад +530

    Mori: Like boats.
    Also Mori: Likes guns
    Introducing: The gunboat.

  • @Warpstoner
    @Warpstoner 3 года назад +293

    Oda: "You are the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
    Mori: "but you heard of me"

    • @Zeitgeist2000
      @Zeitgeist2000 Год назад

      yes we all know the quote, its only been posted in this comment chain over 100 times

  • @inncredibilis3682
    @inncredibilis3682 3 года назад +454

    How to win as Mori
    Step 1; Become Otomo

    • @mrdude1853
      @mrdude1853 3 года назад +14

      2:21 what is the name of that troop

    • @aidenlapina2614
      @aidenlapina2614 3 года назад +11

      @@mrdude1853 Wako Raiders I think

    • @mrdude1853
      @mrdude1853 3 года назад +5

      @@aidenlapina2614 how do you get them

    • @aidan1663
      @aidan1663 3 года назад +6

      @@mrdude1853 you need the dlc

    • @mrdude1853
      @mrdude1853 3 года назад +4

      @@aidan1663 witch one

  • @shootgun4483
    @shootgun4483 3 года назад +109

    Just in time as I finally beat my first campaign as the Tokugawa.
    Fun fact: Tokugawa mounted gunners don't need any formation for a full volley as they somehow don't hit eachother. AND they can fire and RELOAD WHILE MOVING. This means if you can keep your infantry alive while you micro you essentially have an m60 machine gun mounted on horseback which can melt enemy cavalry and bodyguard squads

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +40

      PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!!

    • @excessivedeusvulter8739
      @excessivedeusvulter8739 3 года назад +5

      This is giving me mongol flashbacks

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 3 года назад +6

      @@excessivedeusvulter8739 crying in hunnic death stacks

    • @earvindinoso7689
      @earvindinoso7689 3 года назад

      @@excessivedeusvulter8739 more like camel gunner flashbacks...
      also reminded me of cossack gunners in Stainless Steel.

  • @walternelson2687
    @walternelson2687 3 года назад +257

    That cannon barrage that killed an *entire* wall?
    A thing of beauty.

    • @russianhorde
      @russianhorde 3 года назад +4

      Just saw this in the video. My jaw dropped.

  • @gg617
    @gg617 3 года назад +297

    This little part of my life is called happiness

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +31

      I appreciate this, i'm glad you enjoy the videos! :)

    • @gg617
      @gg617 3 года назад +8

      @@Pilps No, thanks to you for making this content, greetings from Colombia :D

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 3 года назад

      @@gg617 shameful dispray
      Happiness is only achieved by Cocaina

    • @redskull8354
      @redskull8354 3 года назад

      @@nicholasthuya7683 Stfu and pass the powder

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 3 года назад +62

    Average Mori Fan: “We are masters of the sea!”
    Typical Ottomo Enjoyer: *laughs in Matchlock boat*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +6

      Guns go *BRRRRRRRRR*

  • @carloreytansiongco8741
    @carloreytansiongco8741 3 года назад +37

    Every other clan seeing Mori let the foreigners more and more into their culture: Are you mad?!
    Mori: Ha! Afraid te get WeT?

  • @axelka
    @axelka 3 года назад +303

    The only thing I can say to your enemies: “momento MORI , bastards!”

    • @giorgiociaravolol1998
      @giorgiociaravolol1998 3 года назад +1

      That's a quality comment 😂🏆

    • @mereanamordegard848
      @mereanamordegard848 3 года назад +3

      русскоговорящим ку

    • @axelka
      @axelka 3 года назад +3

      @@mereanamordegard848 здорово, комрад

    • @axelka
      @axelka 3 года назад

      @@mrbencroft8251 “that guy”, who don’t read other comments😂

    • @elarmino6590
      @elarmino6590 3 года назад

      MEMEnto Mori

  • @robosoldier11
    @robosoldier11 3 года назад +71

    “That’s the greatest Wako I’ve ever seen!” - some shogun probably

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +3

      Heh heh ;D

    • @JapanatWar
      @JapanatWar 3 года назад +2

      So it would seem 👀

  • @stuff6968
    @stuff6968 3 года назад +87

    That "Gun Hill" was just glorious...brought a tear to my eye.

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 3 года назад +76

    Mori: "We will drown you in our seamen."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +20

      Heh heh! ...... *wu- WAIT!*

  • @ridvirgo1994
    @ridvirgo1994 3 года назад +47

    Mori:
    Ships with fire arrows, my love.
    Ships with cannons, my God.

  • @akiramasashi9317
    @akiramasashi9317 3 года назад +277

    The Mori really do have the best Seamen in Japan.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +87

      Heh heh, semen

    • @thepizzafoogle5481
      @thepizzafoogle5481 3 года назад +19

      @@Pilps *LAUGH NOW*

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 3 года назад +36

      And always looking for fertile lands

    • @irina3758
      @irina3758 3 года назад +1

      I mean,my Motonari kept making them more often than the younger ones.

    • @MrKoffeeKup
      @MrKoffeeKup 3 года назад +3

      I always see them swabbing up the poop deck

  • @ratboysrule
    @ratboysrule 3 года назад +43

    6:36 that’s what we call a ‘Japanese wave’ at a football game.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +9

      Heh heh, cannonball make samurai go fly

  • @АнтонВолков-д7л
    @АнтонВолков-д7л 3 года назад +59

    Mori's huge achievements are: "borrowing" the black ship, becoming the Shogun of Japan, *PAINTING THE TORRENT BUTTON RED*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +6

      DON'T FORGET THE CANNONS!!

  • @CORALLLLLLLLL
    @CORALLLLLLLLL 3 года назад +40

    "I have a jar of gunpowder, I have a jar of gunpowder and guess what's inside it!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +3

      Heh heh i see what you did there!

    • @renareanger7738
      @renareanger7738 3 года назад

      More Gunpowder?

    • @morningwoody4514
      @morningwoody4514 3 года назад +1

      @@renareanger7738 Good guess, but no. It’s *The Bible*

  • @santi2683
    @santi2683 3 года назад +67

    Mori after baptizing and getting guns: the Lord judges, I send the daimyos to Him

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +8

      Cannons go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @tyranid1174
    @tyranid1174 3 года назад +66

    Can't break the geneva convention if it didn't exist yet

    • @kostwave4ever651
      @kostwave4ever651 3 года назад

      Probably there wouldn't be a problem whatsoever😅

  • @highfivedog2336
    @highfivedog2336 3 года назад +248

    Well well well another masterpiece to observe during online classes.

  • @kylekrum8804
    @kylekrum8804 3 года назад +66

    Oh happy days! The lord has blessed us with more meme!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +4

      *Blunderbuss Wako's INTENSIFIES*

  • @drazarkabalblade9486
    @drazarkabalblade9486 3 года назад +14

    "My lord, we need a plan to win this war!"
    "Ok, so.. we grab the cannons on our ships and in the Wako's ships... and we use them on the enemy! Also, we could just take our sailors and send them to land."
    "MY LORD! GENIUS!"

  • @willistuttle966
    @willistuttle966 3 года назад +32

    Mori: boaaaats
    Shimazu: I spoke to my therapist and now we both want to besiege you

  • @zadiellyhd5292
    @zadiellyhd5292 3 года назад +33

    Teacher: We're going to japan
    Girls: Omg! So much culture and beautiful sightseeing
    Boys:

  • @bryanwesleyko564
    @bryanwesleyko564 3 года назад +33

    samurai: trains the way of the sword all his life
    gunpowder: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +3

      *PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!*

  • @godderific6443
    @godderific6443 3 года назад +31

    "My lord, how many times must you make me say the enemy general has fallen?"
    - The Japan Man

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 5 месяцев назад

      The poor advisor. Bound to always give advice to every general

  • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
    @alduintheanti-dragonborn Год назад +2

    13:13 First Cannonball: *Hits the bridge to make lots of guys fall into the water.*
    Second Cannonball: *Hits the falling troops to flex while kill stealing.*

  • @Dfathurr
    @Dfathurr 3 года назад +11

    Mori : we are samurai, we can't use that barbarous "gun thing"
    *few seconds later*
    Mori : EKSUPUROOOOSHION

  • @Volound
    @Volound 3 года назад +7

    3:08 those bridges are destructible WTF????
    also waiting for muh fire bomb kobayas alright here i go hitting play

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      I honestly didn't know either! And the fire bomb kobayas aha.... about- well .... this is awkward.
      *Over excessive use of Nanban Trade Ships instead*

    • @Volound
      @Volound 3 года назад +2

      @@Pilps the mori rule the seas, cant complain.
      cinematic masterpiece and the perfect tribute to 10 years of shogun 2. 17:00 was a sight to behold, goddamn. also the nicholas cage on the open sea and the patriot cannonball decapitation had me rolling.

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 3 года назад +1

      @@Volound he big man himself is here
      Also I would like to ask you
      Is atilla somewhat better than Rome 2

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      Thank you! 😂 I’m glad you enjoyed the video dude, it means a lot!

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 3 года назад

      @@Pilps would you try empire total
      War the buggiest and most broken but
      Still a decent total war game if you were offered the Argentinian stock market

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 3 года назад +15

    I always found it funny to call the Black Ship the Black Pearl for ultimate Pirates memes.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +5

      Jack Sparrow would be proud!

  • @medic9967
    @medic9967 3 года назад +93

    Aight lemme get my trade ships-

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +13

      *Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!*

    • @morganwithaneevee246
      @morganwithaneevee246 3 года назад +3

      Why yes, we are very interested in “TRADE.”

    • @spaceemperorspar4791
      @spaceemperorspar4791 3 года назад

      @@morganwithaneevee246 Trading OUR cannonballs for YOUR lives

  • @mysitcowl4574
    @mysitcowl4574 3 года назад +2

    18:00 that moment when you trade with the Portuguese, but you still want to steal their ship

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      *OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!*

  • @sudanemamimikiki1527
    @sudanemamimikiki1527 Год назад +1

    i feel like the mori went from "plucky underdogs"
    to the monstrous villains
    around the half way point of this video...

  • @giovannicostantini1637
    @giovannicostantini1637 3 года назад +20

    "We shall rule the waves"
    Cit. Some English admiral(ops wrong game)
    I have not see the video yet but that samurai jack sparrow with a blessed gun powder bum stick, it is all i need, for now

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      Blunderbuss go BRRRRRRR

    • @sannyer633
      @sannyer633 3 года назад +2

      Mori nanban trade ship
      Sabaton: Bismarck INTENSIFIES
      (if you know the lyrics, you will understand why I put this here)

    • @giovannicostantini1637
      @giovannicostantini1637 3 года назад +1

      @@sannyer633 ah....
      A fellow man of culture as well, here a shot of whisky and a cigar

    • @sannyer633
      @sannyer633 3 года назад +1

      @@giovannicostantini1637 cheers

  • @theemperor860
    @theemperor860 3 года назад +27

    -hello, Jack Sparrow!
    -Captain Jack Sparrow.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +6

      *Loads Blunderbuss*

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +5

      "You're the worst samurai I've ever heard of."
      "But you have heard of me."

  • @theswedishdude1
    @theswedishdude1 3 года назад +4

    6:36 that was probably the most beautiful artillery shot i've seen in a total war game.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      Yeah i was so satisfied when i saw it happen aha

  • @noble_lord571
    @noble_lord571 3 года назад +3

    2:05 It is really insane, I felt this moment as I was you, well done!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      My butt clenched so much in this siege defence!

  • @appleciderhorror12
    @appleciderhorror12 3 года назад +30

    Yet another masterpiece! How many more of these can Pilps put out? Whadduya mean there's just 2 left?!?! Uesugi and Meh-gawa! Those monks better be ready for the finale

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +22

      Only two more yes! But i shall be going onto Fall of the Samurai once i'm done with shogun 2! :D

    • @appleciderhorror12
      @appleciderhorror12 3 года назад +10

      @@Pilps Oh no I'm not ready yet for coastal bombardment Pilps-kun!

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 3 года назад +2

      @@Pilps DO IT. MAKE THE RIFLES SING.
      I can't wait to see what you do with Armstrong guns.

    • @Eldarion-kd6rr
      @Eldarion-kd6rr 3 года назад +2

      @@Pilps Pilps: I like those guns.
      Enemies: *sweating*
      Pilps: Next is Fall of the Samurai.
      Enemies: Oh no...
      Pilps: Haha, Armstrong, go boom.
      Enemies: We survived! Wait, what is that noi-
      Pilps: HAHA, GATLING, GO BRRRRRT

  • @KKeshy
    @KKeshy 3 года назад +4

    Another Shogun 2 masterpiece I see
    Featuring full Mori guide:
    - Money
    - Ships
    - Guns
    - More guns and explosives
    Solves every problem

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      You forgot Jesus!

    • @KKeshy
      @KKeshy 3 года назад +1

      @@Pilps oh hell yeah Jesus ⛪️

  • @DOOM6287
    @DOOM6287 3 года назад +20

    We couldnt wait any Mori

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      THIS GUY AND HIS PUNS, I CAN'T ESCAPE THEM, HE'S EVERYWHERE, HELP ME!!!

    • @maxshafer7287
      @maxshafer7287 3 года назад

      @@Pilps He is sans!

  • @JackVaulk
    @JackVaulk 3 года назад +2

    15:40
    I actually spewed my drink.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      PRAISE JESUS AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!

  • @AJ-vs9yq
    @AJ-vs9yq 3 года назад +2

    13:32 felt like the end of an intro to a total war, 10/10 would recommend

  • @ftshieldz1505
    @ftshieldz1505 3 года назад +8

    Otomo: we are the strongest fire power clan among all of them!!
    Mori: think again buddy.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      *BLUNDERBUSS WAKO'S INTENSIFIES!!!*

    • @ftshieldz1505
      @ftshieldz1505 3 года назад

      AHAHAHA THATS SO TRUE

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 3 года назад +20

    Now we are ready to head for the Horn
    Weigh hey, roll and go
    Our boots and our clothes boys are all in the pawn
    To be rollickin’ randy dandy oh!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      *Nanban Trade Ships INTENSIFIES!!*

  • @CmdrDingus
    @CmdrDingus 3 года назад +3

    Gotta love when the entire enemy army routs right into your murder funnel

  • @namvo3013
    @namvo3013 3 года назад +1

    16:17 when you bring colonial war to medieval samurai

  • @kmm-212
    @kmm-212 Год назад +1

    5:55 Diplomatic reputation: *Dies from Cringe*

  • @meepmeep3397
    @meepmeep3397 3 года назад +10

    "Do what you want cause a pirate is free!"
    - the Mori probably

  • @darkmasterm193
    @darkmasterm193 3 года назад +4

    Well, you said, and I quote: "i'm just going to convert straight away to Christianity so i can have nanban trade ships and basically be pirates of Japan"
    And you did exactly that.
    Good job and great vid, Pilps!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      Heh heh! Cannons go *BRRRRRR*

  • @alextrain8698
    @alextrain8698 3 года назад +6

    Everyone gangsta till you get murked by a traders with literal rifles

  • @jmfs1701
    @jmfs1701 3 года назад +2

    16:40 The high ground at work

  • @iammeia1361
    @iammeia1361 3 года назад +2

    1:20 Mori: OH YEAAH
    Me playing Tokugawa: F*CK

  • @unlyokosympa9445
    @unlyokosympa9445 3 года назад +5

    Everybody gangsta till the pirate ship starts screaming "Banzai!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      Nanban Trade Ships go BRRRRR

  • @jubisvaldo5450
    @jubisvaldo5450 3 года назад +28

    This better have some Calliope Mori references im telling you...

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +10

      Well this is awkward

    • @dev32
      @dev32 3 года назад

      Or Kanata Soran Bushi refrence

    • @freiherrbaronvonschaefer
      @freiherrbaronvonschaefer 3 года назад +3

      Good to know that there's some HoloFans in here

  • @conradovillegasalvarado6392
    @conradovillegasalvarado6392 3 года назад +10

    YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад

      *Wako's INTENSIFIES!*

  • @adamrules01
    @adamrules01 2 года назад +2

    >masters of the sea
    >starts surrounded by land enemies
    >tfw ships are pointless

  • @thecommandant2831
    @thecommandant2831 2 года назад +1

    When Mori neighbors forgot to pay their property tax to the Mori.

  • @francescomenna4188
    @francescomenna4188 3 года назад +6

    Eh Jack Sparrow Just today I downloaded all the films in the pirate of the Caribbean saga

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      I'm somewhat of a Pirate myself!

    • @francescomenna4188
      @francescomenna4188 3 года назад +1

      @@Pilps Nice if I were a pirate I would be like Barbossa

  • @CORALLLLLLLLL
    @CORALLLLLLLLL 3 года назад +6

    War crimes: *exists*
    Total War: The Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion!

  • @EpicNerd
    @EpicNerd 3 года назад +4

    those 2 dislikes are from the portugese you stole a ship from

  • @francopesce1970
    @francopesce1970 3 года назад +1

    The IA in this game is like "Yeah, dont worry, launch the cavalry against a wall of muskets and acient shotguns, ill be fine"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      Haha 😂 Guns go brrrrrrrr

  • @someguy9293
    @someguy9293 3 года назад +1

    Chinese: *Invents Gunpowder*
    Mongolia: *Takes Gunpowder to Europe*
    Europeans: *Buys Gunpowder, and invents guns*
    Japanese: *Buy guns, and convert to Christianity*

  • @tomoko-heika8402
    @tomoko-heika8402 3 года назад +7

    Another video full of explosions, another like.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!!!

  • @dylanotto949
    @dylanotto949 3 года назад +4

    Bruh that mori's legs though

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад

      *THIS IS NOT OK! THI-*

  • @ericknudsen98
    @ericknudsen98 3 года назад +5

    We have been blessed!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      BY GUNPOWDER!!!

    • @ericknudsen98
      @ericknudsen98 3 года назад

      @@Pilps sanctified by dynamite some might say

  • @jimnicholas7334
    @jimnicholas7334 3 года назад +1

    I've binged all your videos up to this one. Fantastic editing! What I appreciated in this one was the added context of things like religious conversion and the stages of your conquests. In fact, I think I would like to see more context. Maybe giving a little more indication where on the map your armies are and give a little build up to your battles with the larger factions to build up the larger battles.

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 3 года назад +1

    6:36 I think that's a strike in Bowling

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      *Perfection!*

  • @dramaking9559
    @dramaking9559 3 года назад +5

    Time: *Runs out*
    Littery thousands of battle harden men: Understandable have a great day
    Side note how does your computer handle that many men? My PC could bearly handle 2 and half thousands men

    • @kostwave4ever651
      @kostwave4ever651 3 года назад

      They probably get exhausted after the time passes or it has to do with resource management of the army, who knows? Anytime it can be reverted🙂

    • @14thbattlegroupcommander
      @14thbattlegroupcommander 3 года назад

      @@kostwave4ever651 actually when a battle begins 300 CA employees dressed as winged hussars rush from the nearest hq and punt the attacker into the ground

    • @dramaking9559
      @dramaking9559 3 года назад

      @@kostwave4ever651 yeah but the guy littery had a few dudes left. Even on low supplise the larger force should in theory be able to quickly shank the remaining enemise or atleast be able to claim victory over the fort as they are already there and inside the fort outnumbering the defenders
      I mean he only had 15 guys left

  • @jkkwilliam4020
    @jkkwilliam4020 3 года назад +5

    Captain
    Ye- Yeah?
    LOOOOOK
    😂

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      *OH FOCK!!!*

  • @FormPawit
    @FormPawit 3 года назад +3

    I though you are abandon youtube T_T good to see you again

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад

      No no just some real life stuff caught up with me! :D

  • @garymct6860
    @garymct6860 2 года назад

    19:39 lmao that guy. Just a moment in the mori experience

  • @RedScorpion92
    @RedScorpion92 2 года назад +1

    Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?
    Daimyo Beckett

  • @ThatsouthernYankee
    @ThatsouthernYankee 3 года назад +4

    Boat go splash

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      Cannon go BOOM

  • @9rium74-75
    @9rium74-75 3 года назад +4

    Holy shit, I’m first!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад

      SO SO CLOSE!!!

    • @9rium74-75
      @9rium74-75 3 года назад

      @@Pilps what to you mean?

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 3 года назад +1

      So how does it feel to be famous?

  • @ptolomaios4118
    @ptolomaios4118 3 года назад +1

    11:00 Bro that’s some Total War Napoleon strategies right there

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +2

      *BLUNDERBUSS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @gamingforever9121
    @gamingforever9121 2 года назад +1

    In all my years playing Shogun 2 I never knew cannons could blow up bridges you sir have taught me something new thank you .you’ve earned a sub .

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 2 года назад +1

    NGL, Mori soldiers legit look a bit like pirate samurai.

  • @riccardobassetti5446
    @riccardobassetti5446 3 года назад +1

    Mori when charged by multiple enemies: WE ARE A WALL, WE DO NOT BUDGE. WE. ARE. SKITARII.

  • @AvengerAtIlipa
    @AvengerAtIlipa Год назад

    That siege defense at 1:57 was absolutely insane. If you hadn’t recorded it, I would have thought you were making it up.

  • @hnnggg5001
    @hnnggg5001 3 года назад +1

    pirates : we want booty, the shooty and rum.
    feudal japan : sake rhymes nicer.
    pirates : ok we want booty, the shooty and the SAKEEEE

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад

      Heh heh Blunderbuss go *BRRRRRR*

  • @danielmartires5121
    @danielmartires5121 3 года назад +1

    Plot twist: Jack sparrow is the Admiral of the Mori

  • @benjaminmclaren8782
    @benjaminmclaren8782 3 года назад +1

    What a great video, I'm glad we got to hang out with MrSmartDonkey on his live stream this week. Happy Anniversary Shogun 2! May we all live to see many more great years to come.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      I could only stop by shortly to say a few things in his stream! And yes! And more videos to come too!

  • @joachimberenos6603
    @joachimberenos6603 3 года назад +1

    Pirates of the Caribbean=exists
    Mori= HA PATHETIC

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад

      Nanban Trade Ships go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*