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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2019
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    Final episode of Game of Thrones was bad.
    So SumitoMedia, Fredrik Knudsen, PSA Sitch and Ranton redid the whole thing the way it should have gone.
    Please have Corridor Crew try to figure out how we did the special effects. Think we've finally got them stumped.
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  • @bentneatly7839
    @bentneatly7839 4 года назад +4266

    "Are you ok?"
    "I was. but I'm not."

    • @cheeseclover
      @cheeseclover 4 года назад +249

      “I’ve been meaning to ask you if I could ask you something” same energy

    • @max10hoop
      @max10hoop 4 года назад +9

      spOwOky ・ get your energy away from me

    • @BentNeatly
      @BentNeatly 4 года назад +5

      I dont know how youve done this, other Bent..... But i see you...

    • @praviksingh2056
      @praviksingh2056 4 года назад +4

      #howGirlsTalk

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 4 года назад

      Bent Neatly my QwUuEEEEeeeEen!¡!¡

  • @Marcara081
    @Marcara081 4 года назад +8129

    this is the digital equivalent of finger puppets

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 года назад +243

      I appreciate that snow was moving across the screen though

    • @chefofthetrash
      @chefofthetrash 4 года назад +66

      It’s kinda like potter puppet pals or whatever it was called

    • @Cheers_Motherfucker
      @Cheers_Motherfucker 4 года назад +10

      *fingering puppets Mr. Cat

    • @HolyFurryFish1998
      @HolyFurryFish1998 4 года назад +29

      @@chefofthetrash screams of Harry Potter and the Pipe Bomb

    • @yourdoom9868
      @yourdoom9868 4 года назад +19

      Its like 'if the emperor had a text to speech device'

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 года назад +2348

    I don't want it

    • @rodrin1262
      @rodrin1262 3 года назад +3

      Are u swedish

    • @haroldsen4238
      @haroldsen4238 3 года назад +1

      @@rodrin1262
      He‘s German

    • @TheVividKiWi
      @TheVividKiWi 3 года назад +5

      I saw this comment as he said it at like 15 minutes in

    • @arigat-s0244
      @arigat-s0244 3 года назад +5

      @@Hydrouzz You're probably joking...but it was a joke.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 3 года назад +1

      She's ma qween

  • @Nellsism
    @Nellsism 4 года назад +3384

    "I can see things of the past, and of the future... but Ive got no idea whats going on in the fucking moment"
    This PERFECTLY summarizes Bran's character for like the last 3 seasons of the show

    • @oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798
      @oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 3 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @gnev1215
      @gnev1215 3 года назад +52

      @@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 this is like looking at comments on a fan site page for the lord of the rings before actually watching the first scene of the first movie or even reading the first sentence of the book.

    • @Soul-OnFire
      @Soul-OnFire 3 года назад +1

      Im i dunno im here for whatever this is right now...

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 года назад +32

      Yeah, we really wonder why the night king ever gave a flying frick about Bran since he did shit to stop him. Never saw that artillery as frontline would not work, or that frontal charges to an enemy immune to fear never work, or that there were people burried IN the crypts of Winterfell... like, i mean, DEAD people....He could have left ambush parties around the castle to stop them from resupplying, then march his entire army south, eradicate all Westeros, and keep sending a few hundred thousand dead up north to keep them busy while he made sure no food would EVER reach Winterfell again...

    • @roseboxx4657
      @roseboxx4657 3 года назад +5

      @@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 4:25

  • @SumitoMedia
    @SumitoMedia 4 года назад +9499

    Man, that really was a game of thrones

    • @Awsomeisimo
      @Awsomeisimo 4 года назад +109

      Bastard ZORD, Dragon ZORD
      COMBINE INTO
      MEGAZORD

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 4 года назад +103

      I don't want it...

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 4 года назад +144

      The true game of thrones was the friends we made along the way.

    • @invisiblehand13
      @invisiblehand13 4 года назад +16

      outFuckinSTANDING!!!

    • @stanley1698
      @stanley1698 4 года назад +48

      The game of thrones was inside you all along.

  • @halo7372
    @halo7372 4 года назад +4287

    “I can’t wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours”

  • @chronobeard2101
    @chronobeard2101 4 года назад +2378

    "I don't want it"
    Dear god, that just annihilated me. Had a legit spit take and just got done cleaning out my keyboard and wiping down my monitor.
    This is pure gold.

    • @ethanh6370
      @ethanh6370 4 года назад +58

      I lost my breath laughing so hard at that.

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 4 года назад +33

      That is the first and only time I've ever fallen out of my chair laughing.

    • @rivaldealer__
      @rivaldealer__ 3 года назад +7

      Does anyone have a timestamp?

    • @imvanas574
      @imvanas574 3 года назад +21

      @@rivaldealer__ 14:47

    • @samuelrs5138
      @samuelrs5138 3 года назад +2

      How much spit do you have in your mouth at any given moment? Geez

  • @war2theren227
    @war2theren227 Год назад +234

    "NO that's not what would happen!" is quintessential kids playing with toys. This is A+ work

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 Год назад +6

      All that was missing was the argument of who’s playing what character

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 7 месяцев назад

      It just reminds me of Ding Dong indignantly going “He wouldn’t say that!” on OneyPlays

  • @eternaCabelera
    @eternaCabelera 4 года назад +3560

    “You might be on to something there, Baldy-No-Nuts”
    - Peter Dinklage, 2019

    • @jirdan4870
      @jirdan4870 4 года назад +56

      Honestly, quite in line with Season 8 writing.

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 4 года назад +17

      "Probably, Fuck Midget."

    • @ImpassiveCanine
      @ImpassiveCanine 4 года назад +1

      read that as he said it fucking hell

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 4 года назад +2

      Even witches can have kids

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 4 года назад +15

      Not Tyrion, specifically the actor, Peter Dinklage

  • @larrylentini5688
    @larrylentini5688 4 года назад +9932

    "Say something romantic"
    "I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4 to 6 hours"
    Nailed it

    • @SuperPhunThyme9
      @SuperPhunThyme9 4 года назад +61

      @Keegan Young "...ahhg I cahn't believe ahy sucked yoah jaeggon"
      You mean like that?

    • @bluerhana1479
      @bluerhana1479 3 года назад +32

      Huh...Huh! I can't breathe!
      Holy shet, that part was golden!

    • @larrylentini5688
      @larrylentini5688 3 года назад +46

      @@bluerhana1479 Crap, did I really write this 6 months ago? Did 2020 really exist?

    • @alaricblack9788
      @alaricblack9788 3 года назад +2

      @@larrylentini5688 Unfortunately. But hey, wishful thinking has served us well enough thus far.

    • @amethyst_dawn
      @amethyst_dawn 3 года назад +16

      Honestly that is a really romantic line, I'm not even memeing.

  • @postman6553
    @postman6553 4 года назад +372

    " Mission _aborted_ "
    I have found peak comedy.

  • @piggypoo
    @piggypoo 3 года назад +534

    You can tell how much Sumito understands the crapy parts of GoT's writing by how well he improvises on the spot.

  • @anttitheinternetguy3213
    @anttitheinternetguy3213 4 года назад +4884

    First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
    Now we mock and laugh at internet historians cringy fan fiction stories

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka 4 года назад +249

      What do you mean "cringy"?! This was much better than the original!

    • @thenightjackal8876
      @thenightjackal8876 4 года назад +272

      First we mocked and laughed at 12-y olds cringy fan fiction stories
      Now we mock and laugh at the actual story

    • @takashikamiyama4607
      @takashikamiyama4607 4 года назад +30

      One day we become the cringy fan fiction stories

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 4 года назад +15

      how the turn tables

    • @garlicmayonnaise8615
      @garlicmayonnaise8615 4 года назад +9

      That's still laughing at a 12 year old's fanfiction

  • @CourtneyCoulson
    @CourtneyCoulson 4 года назад +6284

    This feels so much like children playing with their toys, (including Frederick having to leave because his mum came to pick him up) but also somehow it's better than the actual ending of GOT?

    • @toatrika2443
      @toatrika2443 4 года назад +6

      @Christian Morgan aah. thanks. should have been able to figure that out on my own

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 2 года назад +2

      @LeadFaun Sex I agree

    • @eumel8090
      @eumel8090 2 года назад +14

      Being better than actual ending was the easiest they did in this masterwork

    • @Fabianwew
      @Fabianwew 2 года назад +1

      Fredrik

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Год назад

      @@Fabianwew kanutsen

  • @samjohnson8588
    @samjohnson8588 4 года назад +422

    "I'm glad that you can admire a quality prosthetic."

  • @RorytheRomulan
    @RorytheRomulan 4 года назад +1483

    I Don't Want It is probably the greatest meme to come out of this travesty.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +70

      What about "She kinda forgot"?

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 года назад +5

      I dont want it.

    • @postbunnie
      @postbunnie 2 года назад

      This comment aged well

  • @nathanarnette
    @nathanarnette 4 года назад +9575

    This is the only episode of game of thrones I’ve ever seen

    • @pickle1699
      @pickle1699 4 года назад +301

      SAME lmaooo, never watched the actual show before.

    • @alphabetaed3007
      @alphabetaed3007 4 года назад +231

      1 year ago I would have said watch it it's fantastic, now it's like "don't fucking bother." Visually stunning and 1-4 are genuinely great seasons of Television, but I'm going read the books.

    • @pickle1699
      @pickle1699 4 года назад +53

      @@alphabetaed3007 yeah not really any point to dedicate so much time to watch a show that's about to end. I'd rather read the books as well if I were to invest time into the story.

    • @Awsomeisimo
      @Awsomeisimo 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @yvette4948
      @yvette4948 4 года назад +29

      Skip the show, this is all you need.
      I like seasons 1-3 and I’d like to imagine the show ended at 3.

  • @Ultimataco
    @Ultimataco 4 года назад +1327

    “Danny, lets make a dragon”

    • @superdooper50
      @superdooper50 4 года назад +92

      DEHNNY

    • @Ultimataco
      @Ultimataco 4 года назад +74

      Toni Jebroni “I don’t want it”

    • @mekudu-man3804
      @mekudu-man3804 4 года назад +30

      @@largecupofsalt962 bad dragon edition on p0rnhub soon

    • @asd-ro5yk
      @asd-ro5yk 4 года назад +9

      @@superdooper50 LEHTS MAEK UH DRAGGEN

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 4 года назад +3

      Danneh Les mak A dragon

  • @cyncynshop
    @cyncynshop 4 года назад +628

    Even in fanfictions Ayra and the Hound has hilariously childish conversations. Its honestly the best interactions in the show or fiction.

  • @EnigmaticPenguin
    @EnigmaticPenguin 3 года назад +529

    I would love to go back to 1989 and show this to the creators of photoshop with no context.

    • @maraileres9302
      @maraileres9302 3 года назад +66

      They'd probably be blown away that consumer-grade computers could do all this and completely ignore the contents of this video.

    • @Cymes
      @Cymes 3 года назад +24

      Dude , spoiling the show years before it's inception is not cool.

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 года назад +9

      @@Cymes Even George dosent know the real ending... yet (yikes).

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +9

      Tbh I think they'd be more confused by the Game of Thrones plot than the actual Photoshop work.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +11

      I'd love to go back to 1989 and tell George R. R. Martin that this video is the result of a story he hasn't started writing yet.

  • @peterdeak6932
    @peterdeak6932 4 года назад +2440

    "The father is indeed a bastard, and the mother is indeed a dragon, but together...together they might become... Megazord. "

    • @cosmeokid
      @cosmeokid 4 года назад +128

      *"fuck if i know"*

    • @chodeoriki4113
      @chodeoriki4113 4 года назад +100

      “I dônt want et”

    • @ahofmann1577
      @ahofmann1577 3 года назад +25

      Together... thogether they might become a dragster

    • @fredjonson5781
      @fredjonson5781 3 года назад +11

      I was really hoping for, "Bastard Dragon"

    • @TKE198
      @TKE198 3 года назад +2

      Literally made me spit up my drink. 10/10, would do again

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 4 года назад +2506

    Hey cmon; man. You cant just reupload the full last episode of GoT just like that; dont you know about copyright? :(

    • @rockyroad7848
      @rockyroad7848 4 года назад +50

      "Truer words never spoken"

    • @y1inae160
      @y1inae160 4 года назад +47

      The worst part is that one was worth millions in production, and the other one a bottle of cheap booze.

    • @PlatinumLemur
      @PlatinumLemur 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 4 года назад +2

      @@y1inae160 and we all know which one was better money well spent! 😂

    • @aldorias
      @aldorias 3 года назад

      I admire your excellent use of semicolons

  • @TheJolle
    @TheJolle 3 года назад +524

    This sounds like a Monthy Python adaptation of Game of Thrones

    • @needthistool
      @needthistool 3 года назад +24

      I *was* kinda expecting a comment about hamsters or elderberries when they approached the gates of King's Landing in this.

  • @Haiphong778
    @Haiphong778 3 года назад +315

    "I scream...
    You scream...
    We all scream...
    For Ice Queen!"
    That really was the song of Fire and Nice

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi Год назад +1

      You know what song would be perfect for the HBO adaptation? "Through the Ire & the Fame" y'know that song by Non-consensualWyvern?

  • @crydunkey5982
    @crydunkey5982 4 года назад +1832

    Actual ending: *"A DOOONT WUNT ET"*
    This ending: *"A WUNT ET!"*

  • @gw9828
    @gw9828 4 года назад +2134

    George R.R Martin has officially declared his private dwelling unsafe after this video conclusively proved his notes for the final book have been compromised

  • @naamhellsroth
    @naamhellsroth 4 года назад +257

    actually a better ending than the actual one.
    "bran the fast pass to any theme park" . genius

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 4 года назад +1112

    "I can see things of the past, and visions of the future, but I Have idea what's going on in the fucking moment"
    That is legit a great line, stealing that.

    • @max10hoop
      @max10hoop 4 года назад +10

      Ento: The Chesnaut Knight you stole a line

    • @kaoset1237
      @kaoset1237 4 года назад +7

      Tou forgot the word no in that

  • @InfectedBeats
    @InfectedBeats 4 года назад +5675

    Wow, this really makes you FEEL like an HBO subscriber

    • @advaithbala3087
      @advaithbala3087 4 года назад +93

      I love the inability of dunkey fans to function on other channels' comment sections

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 4 года назад +11

      ARGG, mate GOT was the first time I felt bad for my profession. If it was for my nautical expertise since I had not got the HBO aye might not have seen it.

    • @dhruvdatta1055
      @dhruvdatta1055 3 года назад +39

      @@advaithbala3087 don't know whether to take this as an insult or compliment

    • @alexandervastardis4056
      @alexandervastardis4056 3 года назад +3

      You magnificent bastar.d..

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 3 года назад +10

      @@advaithbala3087 You know, that is just paraphrasing game journalists which have overused the phrase of "it really makes you feel like batman, Spiderman etc"

  • @MrStephenRGilman
    @MrStephenRGilman 3 года назад +85

    "It's such accurate garbage." I'm stealing that line.

  • @RomanBaker23
    @RomanBaker23 3 года назад +177

    GoT Finale: George furiously rewrites the last book
    IH publishes this: George furiously rerewrites the last book

  • @alyf3661
    @alyf3661 4 года назад +4830

    Bran: Making my way downtown, rolling fast, kingdoms ash, I'm wheelchair bound

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 4 года назад +7591

    I’m not convinced Raid actually sponsors IH.

    • @rageagainstthehygiene2357
      @rageagainstthehygiene2357 4 года назад +455

      This here is Canc....RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @cynic5183
      @cynic5183 4 года назад +47

      He's a shill.

    • @Kalleesto
      @Kalleesto 4 года назад +408

      *Puts an ad in the middle of his video*
      orangeapples: not convinced
      *Puts an ad via link in the downbar*
      orangeapples: not convinced
      *Link is legit*
      orangeapples: posts anyway

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 года назад +235

      @@cynic5183 People need money to survive you know.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +333

      Cynic RUclips is a shaky way of getting income, and if RAID is silly enough to sponsor him even though his ads basically make fun of the game, why not take it?

  • @yoshimitsu8922
    @yoshimitsu8922 3 года назад +137

    Sumito was the perfect choice to be casted in the 5 roles he played throughout this season

  • @Cymes
    @Cymes 2 года назад +89

    The Mountain's dialogue going from Schwarzenegger to Chewbacca is a thing of beauty.

  • @todo9633
    @todo9633 4 года назад +934

    8/10, not enough "She's my queen".

  • @basiliskboy17
    @basiliskboy17 4 года назад +2223

    Every Hound line is 100% in keeping with his character.

    • @Fruitcupper
      @Fruitcupper 4 года назад +118

      The Hound's Cuntucky Fried Chicken

    • @CoDxMassacre
      @CoDxMassacre 3 года назад +34

      I read this before the Hound lines came up and heard it in his voice, holy shit I really does. I could see him using cunt that much at the end of all of the shit he's been through, it's poifect

    • @gungnir3926
      @gungnir3926 2 года назад

      That sounds cunt about right!

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 3 года назад +81

    "I can see the past, *and* the future, but I've no idea what's going on at the fucking moment"
    -Brandon Stark

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 2 года назад +83

    For the last time, they should have just ended the whole series with John Cleese arresting everyone. It still would have been a slap in the face, but then everyone would have been like "Holy shit, I can't believe they actually did that". If you've given up, give up all the way, is what I say.

  • @tomtommerson6320
    @tomtommerson6320 4 года назад +278

    "Oh my wife's dead. Who's gonna play Raid Shadow Legends with me now?"

  • @ThatZommy
    @ThatZommy 4 года назад +1241

    it took me way too long to notice that the intro song was a seriously cursed version of the Halo theme

    • @tarabletv
      @tarabletv 4 года назад +22

      Cursed? I think it was a masterpiece

    • @thelurkingpanda3605
      @thelurkingpanda3605 4 года назад +6

      which intro?

    • @ThatZommy
      @ThatZommy 4 года назад +25

      @@thelurkingpanda3605 i just rewatched the entire video looking for it and i have no idea.

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 4 года назад +4

      The bootleg game of thrones one

    • @MrKingfisher
      @MrKingfisher 3 года назад +1

      I mean, isn't every other song a cursed version of the Halo theme?

  • @TheVonWeasel
    @TheVonWeasel 4 года назад +71

    "I don't want it" summed up GoT ending perfectly

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 года назад +81

    The actual ending has faded from my brain and been entirely replaced by this-i’m not complaining

  • @JimJamMS
    @JimJamMS 4 года назад +373

    You can either raise a child or you can raze a town. Your choice, Daeny.

  • @EnigmaMachinist
    @EnigmaMachinist 4 года назад +677

    Dany: "Here I am with a beautiful baby boy. What do you think of it?"
    Jon Snow (Pause) "I don't want it"

  • @TommyNir
    @TommyNir 4 года назад +168

    I liked it when Bran turned himself into a pickle funniest shit I ever did see

  • @alias588
    @alias588 3 года назад +42

    That Jon reaction to being a father was absolutely god tier, and I didn't expect it at all.
    I laughed harder at that than I have about anything in a long time.
    Thanks.

  • @st4nh633
    @st4nh633 4 года назад +1014

    “Cryptic crip” is an underrated line

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 4 года назад +3043

    James Cameron needs to go to take a page out of IH’s book!

    • @mpmcarthur1371
      @mpmcarthur1371 4 года назад +27

      Matsimus lol I didn't think I'd find you here

    • @tapestapes0
      @tapestapes0 4 года назад +3

      And pay for it as well

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 4 года назад +4

      Matt what are you doing here

    • @trevor3194
      @trevor3194 4 года назад +5

      Matsimus great to see my favorite non American military RUclipsr here.

    • @thejonathan130
      @thejonathan130 4 года назад +2

      oh hey Matt!

  • @Hashbrowniepie
    @Hashbrowniepie 4 года назад +318

    Not gonna lie, that Ice Queen ending was actually good.

  • @paulmaher7683
    @paulmaher7683 Год назад +8

    18:55 "I'm cripple Rick!"

  • @James_F_Ewart
    @James_F_Ewart 4 года назад +262

    “I’ve been meaning to ask you if I can ask you something.”
    - Sam the Brave

  • @theforgottencompanion
    @theforgottencompanion 4 года назад +497

    This is even better considering the fact that I haven’t seen a single episode of GOT

    • @Kreiser_VII
      @Kreiser_VII 4 года назад +8

      Same here

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer 4 года назад +17

      I've seen a few episodes of SpongeBob.

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 4 года назад +3

      Same, for the first few minutes I didnt even realize Danny was the girl lmao.

    • @user-ti6hq2tc9o
      @user-ti6hq2tc9o 4 года назад +5

      Trust me, it's even better if you've seen the series.

    • @user-ti6hq2tc9o
      @user-ti6hq2tc9o 4 года назад +7

      But I wouldn't recommend watching it.

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 3 года назад +62

    "The witch said I'll never have a child, but look at our adorable little boy"
    ...
    Dany, you are holding a baby dragon

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 3 года назад +43

    I really liked that random Rick and Morty cameo. That was funny.

  • @oddlem
    @oddlem 4 года назад +375

    "I can't wait to unbraid your hair for the next 4-6 hours"
    this must be the most underappreciated line in here lmao

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 4 года назад +17

      >Underappreciated
      >Quoted in dozens of comments
      ....what?

    • @oddlem
      @oddlem 4 года назад +2

      @@ShroudedWolf51 when I made it I didn't see any other comments quoting that lmao

  • @LobarRobotic
    @LobarRobotic 4 года назад +556

    "Maybe the real game of thrones were the friends we made along the way" such wise words!

  • @robofistsrevenge3288
    @robofistsrevenge3288 3 года назад +26

    "Hello...it's me...J A I M E L A N N I S T E R...atcher service."

  • @mobtek
    @mobtek 4 года назад +47

    "ello it's me, jamie lannister." perfect

  • @DIGITALMEAT
    @DIGITALMEAT 4 года назад +430

    oh god that had me in F**king stitches, "such accurate garbage" lololol

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 4 года назад +2603

    Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons

    • @honeybea3650
      @honeybea3650 4 года назад +41

      wow spoilers

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 года назад +188

      Yeah, I was kind of shocked. I,was like, "I came here for humorous trash, not legitimately interesting / good ideas!"

    • @sleepypixel287
      @sleepypixel287 4 года назад +33

      It is the biggest trash, in the fanfiction it's funny but in GOT it would be awfull.

    • @j.c.9192
      @j.c.9192 4 года назад +77

      @@sleepypixel287 Depends on how the writers would handle it.
      Imagine if: the WWs somehow pushed Danny and the gang down South, allowing most of the north of Westeros to be taken. Jamey then betrays Cersei (because 'they all need to stand together' and she isnt having any of that and is batshit insane. Maybe also killing all her aids but being unable to kill her, because he still loves her) and forcing her up North to die at the hands of the WWs. Have her ambition, madness, and sheer hatred for humanity (since she has nothing left) warp her even further. And by the time the Night King or a general finds her, they dont register her as a human or just recognizing her malice/hatred of everything, and decide baptise her (Kind of like what they did with the kids but ++ version). Making her 'the Ice Queen' (but never giving her that name or saying it aloud, just having her be a WW with a sense of self or something.
      Though all that might ruin the political drama.IDK.

    • @sleepypixel287
      @sleepypixel287 4 года назад +5

      @@j.c.9192 That is the biggest trash, how should Jon and the rest even reatret from Winterfell when the NK takes it.

  • @spiwolf6998
    @spiwolf6998 2 года назад +15

    I scream. You scream. We all scream for the Ice Queen.
    HBO: Write that down!

  • @chuchisneko
    @chuchisneko 3 года назад +33

    IH's and Sumito's friendship is all I ever aspired in life

  • @bouya283
    @bouya283 4 года назад +2508

    Ive been meaning to ask you; if i can ask you something

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 4 года назад +886

    I don’t really want anymore
    But what I do want
    Is to be able to want some more

    • @twistedpear18
      @twistedpear18 4 года назад +78

      I don’t want it

    • @theredbastard
      @theredbastard 3 года назад +21

      Sounds like actual season 8 writing

    • @ChemySh
      @ChemySh 3 года назад +6

      that sounds very much like it could've been a great Jpop song about depression and youth struggles

    • @michaeljohnlee8036
      @michaeljohnlee8036 3 года назад +1

      TRUER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN

  • @mgonzalez21986
    @mgonzalez21986 Год назад +49

    This is gold. You should make a part two for some other TV show or movie that ends badly

    • @poshdan4071
      @poshdan4071 Год назад +2

      They should redo the Star Wars sequels

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +1

      yes

    • @klafsen
      @klafsen Год назад

      Mandalorian, Boba Fett, MCU, Velma, etc etc

  • @Theodoric99
    @Theodoric99 4 года назад +30

    18:18 Tyrion's voice is spot on

  • @FacePomagranate
    @FacePomagranate 4 года назад +233

    I was expecting the child of a bastard and a dragon to be... A Baggins.

  • @DreadSnortt
    @DreadSnortt 4 года назад +876

    *Unironically better than all of the final season*

    • @hoonterofhoonters6588
      @hoonterofhoonters6588 4 года назад +57

      This is both ironically and unironically the superior product.

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 года назад +11

      SEASONS

    • @jasonhill2879
      @jasonhill2879 4 года назад +9

      bandito dorito this is in no way shape or form better than all of game thrones just the final season

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 4 года назад +17

      @@jasonhill2879 got has been trash since 6 and that comment was a joke

    • @invisiblehand13
      @invisiblehand13 4 года назад +1

      "I don't want it" ROFL

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242
    @friendlyneighborhoodcrusad4242 3 года назад +55

    IH laugh’s are so genuine, it’s hard to not laugh when he is laughing.

  • @lmanproductions8680
    @lmanproductions8680 3 года назад +32

    The way Bran was inspiring mass genocide... I think Littlefinger never died, learned the many faced thing from Arya... and put Bran’s face on.

  • @AppiusOS
    @AppiusOS 4 года назад +173

    My favourite part of GOT was when Maisey Williams left with Leif Erikson and his Vikings to meet Eskimos in America

  • @dylanrheuark3722
    @dylanrheuark3722 4 года назад +243

    Dany: What is it...
    *looks at smudged writing on hand*
    Missandei

  • @spankymonsterr
    @spankymonsterr 4 года назад +23

    "I can see thing of the past and of the future, but I've got no idea what's going on right at the fucking moment" - literally Brann's entire character arc lmfao

  • @lukastaylor9544
    @lukastaylor9544 4 года назад +13

    "cryptic crip" as bran was just swept under the rug

  • @problematicmonika3723
    @problematicmonika3723 4 года назад +320

    I need more Sansa/Morty and Bran/Rick in my life

  • @TheLifesach33z
    @TheLifesach33z 4 года назад +359

    ''I duu''
    ''Daneh''
    ''let's make a dragon''
    oh ffs lmao

  • @mahtimonni97
    @mahtimonni97 4 года назад +128

    I genuinely feel like this could be made into a postmodern stage play. Keep the third person narration, the bad accents and the corpsing. It could be the first shitpost on stage. Just gotta find a way to simulate the photoshop style of movement.

    • @1000drman
      @1000drman 4 года назад +18

      Maybe images on sticks?

    • @mwachalaeric2577
      @mwachalaeric2577 3 года назад +8

      Perhaps, electroshock therapy?

    • @RaSkipper
      @RaSkipper 3 года назад +19

      Actors holding life size cardboard cutouts

    • @charlesnathansmith
      @charlesnathansmith Год назад +1

      You're thinking too small. Shitposts on Ice

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Год назад +1

      corpsing?

  • @TheBigmobe
    @TheBigmobe 4 года назад +16

    Got damn that "I don't want it" was the best the internet has ever used this meme.
    In case I run for future anything you can use this against me. 15:00

  • @fetch300
    @fetch300 4 года назад +687

    As someone who has never seen Game of Thrones, I'll have to admit, this *Has Got To Be* one of the most entertaining endings of all time.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +1

      fetch300 Same

    • @The_Punisher_969
      @The_Punisher_969 3 года назад +14

      Sadly it's a much better ending than the actual show had

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 3 года назад +27

      If you ever feel like getting into the show, just watch the first 4-5 seasons, stop, and pretend it stays that good from then on. You'll be much happier

    • @sagebias2251
      @sagebias2251 2 года назад +1

      This was way better than the last couple of seasons.

  • @gil4335
    @gil4335 4 года назад +88

    so Ranton just did some chewbacca impressions and just left.

  • @neathizar9743
    @neathizar9743 4 года назад +30

    Person: Tries to show me actual GoT
    Me: I don't want it

  • @LukeFancher
    @LukeFancher 3 года назад +8

    15:51 This “camera” movement killed me.

  • @michaelhaydenbell
    @michaelhaydenbell 4 года назад +398

    18:50 - Now realizing that IH's voice already sounds EXACTLY like Tyrion Lannister, which kinda confused my brain for a sec. But uh, yeah, having the American dude play him with a Brooklyn accent was the braver artistic choice and I deeply respect it.

    • @SumitoMedia
      @SumitoMedia 4 года назад +87

      Thank you

    • @paintlightshine3655
      @paintlightshine3655 2 года назад +5

      Cerci becoming the Ice Queen is legitimately a better endgame scenario than anything the writers could have done for the last seasons

    • @tombingus3984
      @tombingus3984 2 года назад

      "YEah, cut she's been DRAGON her TITs all over Jon snow!"

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад +389

    These videos with Sumito are literally the situations where someone keeps adding to a joke while everyone around them are dying laughing

    • @AltoStratusX1
      @AltoStratusX1 3 года назад +11

      And he just keeps leaning into the New York accent.

  • @xx-sof-xx
    @xx-sof-xx Год назад +5

    This is one of the few youtube videos that I keep coming back to to rewatch and it never gets old

  • @MilleniumActress
    @MilleniumActress 4 года назад +15

    "Let's make a dragon, Dany." Lmao.

  • @PorterEX
    @PorterEX 4 года назад +437

    I just wanted to point out, that at Bunnings Warehouse - Lowest prices are just the beginning

    • @sirtra
      @sirtra 4 года назад +12

      And the ending is slipping on an onion from the sausage sizzle cause they failed to follow the strict safety guideline by placing them under the sausage.
      Don't be an onion victim, demand all onions be placed under your sausage **ziiiip**

    • @fuzzy4461
      @fuzzy4461 4 года назад +12

      If you can find a lower price on a stocked item, we'll beat it by 10%

    • @tarrabruh
      @tarrabruh 4 года назад +3

      Jumbuck Delta 2 Burner Flat BBQ With Folding Legs now only $98

    • @klandalfthewhite9859
      @klandalfthewhite9859 4 года назад +2

      Total tools - Every tool, every trade, guaranteed

    • @Dunmerdog
      @Dunmerdog 4 года назад +1

      Kings, its recently come to my attention that at Mitre 10 - we'll see you right.

  • @Tiago88Alves
    @Tiago88Alves 4 года назад +199

    “A Megazord.”
    Couldn’t stop laughing. 🤣

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 4 года назад +6

      I was unloading the dishwasher and curled into a 90-degree angle standing up pressing the glasses to my gut so I didn't drop them.
      That got me real good as someone deliriously tired.

  • @HundredDaysMusic
    @HundredDaysMusic 4 года назад +29

    Oh my God! I just started watching the second channel and...
    There's a Raid: Shadow Legends cinematic universe with continuity!?

  • @Wunderbarcreepypasta
    @Wunderbarcreepypasta 4 года назад +24

    internet historian is a international gem

  • @OdinComposer
    @OdinComposer 4 года назад +220

    John going "I don't want it" and Bran & Sansa as Rick & Morty is the funniest shit

  • @korvynknightway
    @korvynknightway 4 года назад +267

    "You're not a warrior anymore. You're mah wife."
    I'm using that 😂😂😂😂

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 года назад +13

    When you had never watch Game of Thrones, so you don't know any of the characters and just accept this as their canonical characteristics.

  • @darnchacha1632
    @darnchacha1632 4 года назад +18

    I was watching this at work and I lost my shit when Arya put on Jamie Lannester's face, everyone looked at me, good video.

  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 4 года назад +379

    Bran rolling through Kings Landing with squeaky wheels had me in tears.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 года назад +117

    Dany: Jon, I'm having a baby!
    Jon: ... *I dohn' wah eh*

  • @Marie-cq5td
    @Marie-cq5td 3 года назад +6

    Art.
    Put it in a museum immediately !

  • @Ian_sothejokeworks
    @Ian_sothejokeworks 2 года назад +8

    "This truly is a game of thrones."
    I pissed myself.

  • @dirrdevil
    @dirrdevil 4 года назад +187

    I got an ad in the middle of your Raids: Shadow Leggings ad.