Jeff The Killer - Creepypasta | Sundance Rejects
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Imagine jeff the killer stabbing you and as you where slowly dying of blood loss the last thing you heard was:
*Num🅱️er 15*
ah yes
F O O T F U N G U S
*THE LAST THING YOU WANNA HEAR WHEN YOU ARE DYING OF STAB WOUNDS...*
nUmBEr eLeVen, yOur fAthEr Will diE
Burger King murder.
“They moved into one of those ‘fancy’ neighbourhoods”
Jeff & Liu both get mugged with knives on the first day.
Definitely one of those fancy neighbourhoods, indeed.
By 12 year olds no less
By kids who aren't out of elementary, even.
Callum Sparrow fancy must have meant ghetto
pretty relatable
maybe a fancy neighborhood in detroit
I just can't help but laugh at the mom's reaction to Jeff going bonkers, _"Honey, GET THE GUN"_
yeah like it isnt "get the police" or "we should get our son some help" its just "lets kill our fucking son despite everything he has been through"
@@rangopistacho6928 ROFL
@@rangopistacho6928 I know. Even if they killed Jeff how will they explain why their son is dead to the cops?
I don’t know why but it reminds me of that lady who called the cops cause her pet chimp was attacking her friend and all she kept saying was “THEY NEED TO KILL HIM, SEND COPS WITH GUNS, SHOOT HIM” LMAO
@@astronautindisguise I know she fed the chimp Xanax and it's anger was boiling over a decade but that's still more of a decent reason to have him shot. Grown male chimps are stronger than multiple men at once and having one beat on your friend and tear her face off justifies her request and reaction imo. Then there's Jeff, a literal preteen boy who's extremely weak and disoriented from recent events and mutilating his face. Even if he lost his sanity he wouldn't overpower his dad so them immediately running for the gun is even more funny.
I like how the officers just immediately believe Liu did it. They complete their entire investigation at Jeff’s house lmao
They completed the investigation, the trial, and the sentencing in 20 minutes. Talk about efficiency
La Noire be like
Good ol police work
Also Liu is just randomly out of Juvie to be there for Jeff's face reveal.
It sounded like Jeff never got Liu's wallet back. Did the cops just not bother to check?
Top15 was the best casting choice ever made, Jeff is my favorite new anime.
My fav character is that barbara person
I wasn't sure if he was just a text to speech program until this.
When he got home his parents asked him how his day was and he said in a somewhat ominous voice:
“Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce”
I laughed the hardest at this comment.
6:07 I had to hear it again, and the accuracy is more creepy than the pasta :O
Duuude im fuckin dying over here lmaoooo
Nojus the Moth 😂🤣
@@Renvil_ are you joking
Obsessed with how the author uses the phrase "going bananas" in the most dramatic part of the story
tbh the actualk creepypasta sais "going insane" they changed it for the meme
not defendnig the writting of the original i am just explaining this detail
Classic 😂
"His parents were sad and disappointed"
As you can see by the dad's smile he truly is devastated
Lol
One less vermint to be feed
Jeff the Killer: Looks like Mark Zuckerburg, sounds like Chills.
Genius casting choice.
Its so much less scary when all you can think of when you hear his voice is "#15: Burger King Foot Lettuce"
Indeed its fucking awesome
14:09 if only they couldve had chris ray gun voice the boy
Even after the the shit he did to his face the Chills voice made it so hard foe me to take it seriously.
@@brosefstalin8181 But it wasn't scary in the first place.
“Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history”
Internet Historian - “Hold my Harry Potter fanfiction”
Only the highest quality of shit here.
yeah boah
Fuck I was gonna say that
Hold my *HONEY*
Phoenix Fire lol endgame was ambitiously awful
god this story is SO much. the mental image of a bunch of 12 year olds whipping out glocks. parents finding out their young son stabbed a bunch people and being kinda bummed for an hour. a party of grown adults watching these middle schoolers smashing each other through furniture and shooting up a child's birthday party and just.... continuing to sip wine. jeff being literally right next to a shower while on fire and deciding 'nah, gonna throw myself down some stairs instead'. that this story is somehow one of the most popular and influential creepypastas of all time
also who the hell keeps an OPEN container of bleach in their bathroom?
Uhm, exkyuse you, the proper term is a *thing* of bleach! :nerd_face:
Man, we had some very terrible standards back then...
@@DonVigaDeFierro Considering that the first Creepypasta was Ted the Caver, there really is no excuse. 😂
The story feels like if the Yakuza games got an animated show
@@tiktok-mc2nq Oh shit you're right, to think about it Jeff story is like bootleg low quality of Majima backstory.
I love how this story treated its bullies like 80s movies do by turning 12 year old delinquents into goddamn Mad max road raiders
"Honey, get the gun" *every mother's reaction when their 13 year old son needs mental help*
Can confirm
There would be a lot less school shootings that way.
bullets are cheaper
@@MAGAMAN and more son shootings
@@theapexsurvivor9538 Only two? Smh
I love how the cops pulled their guns on a kid for walking down the stairs in his own home.
They're definitely American cops lol
Wait till you guys see cops in Brazil
@@sussysam2000 lol like any self respecting person would willingly go to Brazil.
That's pretty accurate for America at least. I had a cop pull a gun on me once for walking up my own driveway: my neighbor bought something off Ebay that turned out to be stolen so despite voluntarily handing the stuff and all the info he had and not having any way of knowing the weed whacker was stolen the cops were making it out like he was some fence for stolen goods. I was a teenager, still about 20-30 pounds underweight from a severe illness, walking with a limp from a bad knee, and not exactly a threatening looking guy and this was all in a middle class suburb. Cop also threatened to shoot my puppy who was sitting down with a smile on her face and wagging her tail whenever anyone looked at her.
Creepypasta Doctors and Cops are their own cosmic level of hilarity
These bully characters are so extreme that they'd even make Stephen King roll his eyes.
They bring guns to a kiddie birthday party and hold everybody up like bank robbers just to get back at a kid who refused to hand over his lunch money.
It's funny, because basically the first piece of exposition was that they were in a nice neighborhood
@@tankhead2645 nicest neighbourhood in Baltimore
@@tankhead2645
You're right-
Then again, considering how the adult are, maybe the woman who said that was just lying
They also fight hard enough that the parents are scared away
Mark Zuckerberg's body... Jeff the Killer's brain... Top15's voice...
The ultimate lifeform.
*KARS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
@@thatoneguy2169 Kars but he's dubbed by Top15s
@@JdabaD101 I have had nightmares about this very thing.
@@JdabaD101 number 12, the red stome of Aja
The guy is actually called Chills, he does the voice for numerous "creepy" channels
"Boys will be boys."
Lost it at that part
My name Jeff
The fuck is tumblr, don’t make me take out my dragon dildo.
Dino Bot Mmm. Thats hot.
That part was amazing.
Lol
"Jeff's mother hugged Jeff." Fucking literary genius. 21:38
Also love that the 13 yr old who wrote this refers to an IV as just "a tube"
Or their insistence on using the term JDC when “juvie” would’ve worked just fine
And referred to a bleach jug as a "thing of bleach"
"why would they wear such fancy clothes to a kids party?"
Little did he know, they were wearing such fancy clothes to a kids FUNERAL
Here I thought the birthday party was a cover up for a swingers party.
Jeff puts the fun in fun-eral
"if you don't give my brothers wallet back I'll shove Burger King foot lettuce in your mouth. The last thing you want in your mouth is someone else's foot fungus"
But as it turns out, that might be what you _gat_
fuck off
@@mutantmunstercheese1 gottem
He actually never got his wallet back from Randy, He could have used that as evidence of robbery...
solaire of astora daddy
“He picks up Jeff by the collar and throws him through the patio window”
“Boys will be boys”
Me and the boys throwing each others through the windows
@@Anonymations ah, the good ol days.
Yeah apparently all the parents were OK with this assault
Gillette!
The best a man can get!
I spit out my drink at that point
This creepypasta was a lot scarier when nobody knew it and it was just kind of a playground legend. The story I heard in elementary school was that Jeff the killer was a kid that got tortured and the torture made him insane, and he just kinda lurks across America finding victims. The real story is actually way shittier than the version I remember that scared me as a kid.
That sounds kinda cool that some of the creepypastas would become walking 'myths'.
Yeah I heard something similar, except that he lived somewhere in my hometown
@@NikolasoGamesthats how it was back in the early 2010's
At least that's how it was for me. All these stories weren't from all the 10 year old kids individually finding the story. It was almost always just a roaming story, someone's older brother told them and they told their friends and it spread like a gigantic game of telephone.
I love how ridiculously stupid these stories are, their horrible writing is what makes them so memorable. Aside from the repetitive narration ("Jeff's mother hugs Jeff" lmao), there's so much unnecessary information that seems like it'll lead somewhere but never does, mainly all the adults at the party being dressed up nicely and Jeff's mom wanting him to dress up too, it makes it seem like something ominous was going on when it was just nothing hahahaha
Now I see what the Sleepy Cabin guys meant when they said a real creepypasta has to have unnecessary information lol
Yeah for real, I had never read this before but with how much they stressed everyone being well-dressed I thought they were trying to get him to go to a funeral or something, lmao
@@ExaltedUriel right?? I thought they were bringing him to a police station or courthouse or something hahaha
Like the emphasis on the fancy clothes
Which episode
@@laurnborne3830 season 2 episode 14
Jeff went up to his mom and said "Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce"
Fuck you and take my likes.
and as he raised a knife over her head he whispered "the last thing you want in your burger king burger is someone's foot chungus"
Thanks Arthur
DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT! IT IS AT 699 KEEP IT THAT WAY
Everyone from Seattle is an Emo.
Why didn't jeff use the money he saved with honey, to bail his brother
smh
XD
because all the bail coupons were expired
what ?
but the plot progression
I love how the parents at the party just watched a 3 v 1 child death match and didn’t interfere till one was dead and one was on fire.
The fight scene was written like a Yakuza set piece. I’m pretty sure those are heat moves.
I can’t believe Randy crashed the Tojo Clan birthday party with only 2 guys, what a badass.
Damn shame the Killer of The Tojo was there, but he did a fucking number on him.
Three 12 year olds taking on the entire Tojo clan and winning sounds like an actual substory in Yakuza 0.
Or like Jason Bourne 😂
It seriously is like the Randy Everywhere system the way he pops up like "Jeff-chan!!"
I've never actually realized how dumb Jeff the Killer story is...
It was clearly written but an adolescent or a subhuman
@@baronvonbeandip a furry
I remember getting nightmares from the story when I was 13. I believe it was mostly because of the picture of Jeff. The story itself is one of the most dumbest things I've read/heard. Omfg.
@@subscribetopewdiepie5259
No that was sonic.exe that was writren by a furry
@@shessomethingelse1639
Fun fact the picture was made on 4chan long before the story was made
Jokes on Jeff, Liu escaped and grew up to become an thief and pulled off a massive art heist in Stockholm
Epic crossover
he even changed his name from jeffs brother to Nordstrom
Sundance Rejects Cinematic Universe? 😳😳😳
Imagine if he does a huge crossover Sundance Rejects episode with every Voice Actor so far!
@@pierrebegley2746 Yes! 😊
Everyone marvelling at the casting, but ignoring the fact that Jeff’s room is full of pickle Rick memorabilia, like any serial killer’s would.
here's more: the red lips. instead of turning them red, the heat frying his soft tissue nerves would actually turn them whitish grey, due to the absence of blood. its like cooking steak well-done. not only should it never be done, but it removes blood and the meat bleaches.
Yum, roasted creepypasta
They putted flesh to replace the skin bruh
I like my steaks like I like my"Jeff the Killers".....
Medium rare.
@@stevecraft56166 i thoufht they specifically said that the lips TURNED red and not replaced wirh any skin. Also why would the skin be red?
I agree with you. Steak should never be cooked well-done. You lose a lot of the flavor.
-Randy: Dies from a punch to the heart.
-Also Randy: Confesses to trying to kill Jeff despite being dead.
They got Kraus to revive him long enough for a confession.
@@Honorable_Judge_Mental they probably didn't stop the kids because, well... They had guns
Poor Randy... We never got to hear what he was wearing.
Randy probably told them before he died
The confession was during the confrontation in the house, before he died.
As far as I’m concerned, Chills is the canon voice for Jeff.
No No legit, there’s a channel called Bad Creepypasta and bc of them for the longest time I loved the idea of Jeff sounding like a northern English miner who has 80 lumps of coal in his lungs
23:39
So good.
TSG Frank it really is, if Sony really does go with that awful idea of a Creepypasta MCU fucktard thing, they NEED to hire Chills as Jeff
he nailed it!
@@taxisalad that, to me, will forever be jeff's true voice. Chill's is a close second though.
Just the regular life of an American living in the US. Terrifying how realistic and accurate this creepypasta is.
Uhh no
And remember: It's a "nice neighborhood".
Right? I also know a child whose skin was bleached and his face permanently damaged just before burning his eyelids off so he could always see himself. Not to mention the Glasgow smile he gave himself.
The casting of Chills as Jeff is one of the best artistic decisions of all time
I also like how they have Donut Operator, too!
Imagine moving into a fancy neighbourhood and getting mugged by a bunch of twelve year olds with knives on your first day there
Those crotch goblins are usually in kneeing hight. So raising your leg with moderate speed should put an end to this.
Imagine having a gang of 12 year olds that have lighters, guns, and knives.
@@spicyair710 Yeah that's some really anti establishment parenting going on. It's that kind of parents that think making and enforcing rules is going to make their kids resent them. They are so pathetic that they want their kids to like them at any given moment because they themselves can't deal with rejection. Thus allowing them to have shit like this and not punishing them for it.
@@theblackbaron4119 I was just saying how unrealistic it was, not talking about bad parenting...
-first-
**2nd* day
YW
'°'
see's own child's self inflicted wounds;
'honey get the gun.'
Outstanding move.
And here I was thinking Jeff was the insane one...
@H M Oh my gosh you idiot do you not follow the Jeff the Killer Extended Universe? His mind and sanity break when he kills Randy. And then Randy... I guess like... admits to doing the bad thing... somehow?
@@OwDaOm ashduitasydiofoagdasd
I never notice that kinda fucked up.
Man, this version of The Dark Knight has more 'birthday parties', and 'Jeff's mom', than I remember. Gotta love how these suburban 12 year olds have more firepower than the average small-town police force.
Are you really telling me Mark Zuckerberg isn't normally like this?
"Her son was going Banana's" Best line ever.
>Internet Historian
>Mumkey Jones
>Number 15 Guy
>Donut operator
This is the weirdest crossover episode I've ever seen, but I like it
@@Noah-wv4td *Simian Jimmy
@@thehuniebeedude *Ape Jake
@@Noah-wv4td jungle who?
more ambitious than endgame
Fredrik knudsen is liu as well but doesnt talk in the vid unfortunately
Children literally killing each other:
The adults at the party:
ₘₘₘ ᵧₑₛ ₗₒᵥₑₗᵧ 𝒹ₐᵧ ᵢₙₙᵢₜ?
you mean
"boys be boys"
LMFAOOOOO
Most realistic part of this is the cops saw a child and instantly pulled guns on him
Yeah but he’s white
America moment 🤣
With a knife.
A kid with a knife
Let’s not forget to mention the fact that Jeff’s mom said “we are gonna be late, there’s no time to get dressed we need to get to the party!” And then the very next line reveals that the party is at the house right across the street.
Why does zuckerberg as Jeff look scarier then normal jeff
Still looks better than regular zuckerberg
@@charlesriley2717 anything would look better than regular Zuckerberg, even Rosie O'Donnell...
Because Jeff ain’t real but Mark is.
Because he's real.
The Only Alex Ryder because he is
"Jeff and his family are moving to a better neighborhood!"
*Neighborhood is full of gang kids*
If the neighborhood full of child gangsters is better than wherever Jeff's family came from no wonder Jeff is psychotic.
Probably moved from Minneapolis lmaooo
just think about, the thats gave the guns to the brats
@@maf2528 what?
He used to live in Iraq so that's technically the truth
I like how much of a deal the bandages being removed is made as if they wouldn’t have to regularly remove them so they wouldn’t be infected.
Tbf that's a pretty common cliche
I love how he went from pretty normal troubled kid who gets into fights, to complete psychopathic murderer killing the only person he's cared about in a snap
Imagine spending all that money to move to a higher class neighbourhood only to find that it's stalked by pre-teens that carry knives and firearms. Life's rough sometimes.
Lol, you literally just described my middle school years
thats what la is like
Apparently they moved to a third world country neighborhood somehow.
@Carmina Burana Shit's weird in the third world. Can confirm.
I lost it when Chills started talking, 15/10.
JawnGG literally😭😭😭
had to get a big bowl of burgerking foot lettuce when i heard it
a random person Thats actually normal
I love bad fanfiction. It’s written like the author has never spoken to another person before. Love it
I can't get enough of it. It's a serious problem.
I love how this manages to be a high effort top tier youtube video and a low effort shitpost at the same time
The best of both worlds
Perfectly balanced...
I Galactic I as all things should be
That's his specialty.
Perfect comment achieved. (+1)
“A thing of bleach”
*ah, what figurative language*
pur3g0ld *A jug of forbidden lemonade*
Jack Hainsworth who says it’s forbidden?
pur3g0ld Not me that’s for sure
I like ur pfp
Alexander Hamilton thank you, yours is quite wonderful as well
I think my fav part about this whole story is that, despite having the bleach drop on his head, it didn't bleach a single bit of his hair. just his face. somehow. 10/10
i love how he murders liu at the end of the story even though his entire motivation was for liu
Child bullies armed with knives and guns with every adult being incompetent?
What is this? A Stephen King novel?
TheHappy_P0tat0 I wouldn’t be surprised
Wait it isn't?
TheHappy_P0tat0 Quick! Get the crazy Christians and make the story set in Maine!
ahahaha clever dawg
Steven King unofficial spinoff
Some actors just own their roles.
Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man.
Harrison Ford IS Indiana Jones.
Heath Ledger IS the Joker.
And most of all
Chills IS Jeff the Killer.
STOP! Jack Nicholson is the Joker!!!
@@jacknedry3925 no mark hammill obviously is the joker
Harrison Ford is also Han Solo
@@raikoedgymoto,
he does the voice, THAT'S IT.
@@jacknedry3925 no, Drew Russell is the obvious one.
Okay, wait a second, I'm confused, please hear me out on this:
So, he carved a smile into his cheeks and burned away his eyelids, and his skin had already been turned into a white leather, I get all of that, but:
What the fuck happened to his nose? When did it disappear? How? Why? Was it just like "nah fam this shit is creepy I'm out" and jumped off? Did it get burned off? Did Jeff cut it off? Is there a scar in the middle of his face? If so, why can't we see it?
There are just questions upon questions here and I want answers!
Jeff is actually Michael Jackson
Drawing noses is hard so he erased it
I remember reading a remake(?) of Jeff the killer. It was a lot better than the original. His descent to madness was so vivid and well written.
- Jeff is a much more older, about 16-17.
- Jeff used to practice boxing, which is why he's able to beat up Randy and his minions
- Jeff's parents were abusive and horrible, never taking his (and his brother's) side, even when they got into a fight with Randy and co, which is one of the factors to Jeff losing his mind.
- Jeff and his family moved from town to town frequently, which makes him feel secluded, with only Liu by his side
- Liu was never sent to juvie, instead he was sent to their aunt's because the siblings were "causing trouble"
- Jeff didn't get bleached, but Randy accidentally shot Jeff's face with a flare gun in their second encounter, blinding his left eye and scarring his cheek, forming a permanent smile on one side
- His parents were more worried about Jeff's appearence at this point rather than his health. Apparently having a disfigured child is a big no to them
- Jeff never killed Liu, as he is his only family and true friend
Do you have a link?
sounds like a decent read, who wrote it?
Please send the link we need to read it.
@@Tavdogg11 I posted the link above
@@fbidumbbee there’s the link
Least believable part? Parents who name their kids Jeff and Liu.
It's like, meet my kids, Billy, Fred and Junichiro
i assumed he was adopted
Jeff
@@gombie72 yes jeff was adopted ;)
Especially because Liu usually is a surname, not a given name 😂👌
The classic Aerith and Bob.
I feel bad for the billy kid. He got his birthday party interupted by a couple of kids with guns, and ended up having a fight at the end, and leaving a 12 year old child DEAD.
>Be me
>Been living in a fancy neighborhood for years
>feelsgood.avi
>Rich family moves in next door
>They seem cool, mom invites them to my birthday party
>Birthday arrives, get loads of presents and cake
>The new kid arrives into the party
>He seems weird, but whatever
>Few minutes go by
>All of the sudden, hear GUNSHOTS
>Weird kid goes through the window, and gets fucking punched in the face by some other kid
>Then weird kid starts going at the other kid, then he KILLS HIM
>ohshit.jpg
>Then his friends SHOOT AT HIM
>They all run up stairs
>Few minutes go by, and the weird kid comes downstairs, ON FIRE
>The parents go tend to him, while the hospital is called
>tfw two kids die on your birthday
@@TheBlueKoolAidMan this is not 4chan sorry
Spoilers
@@5udimax Fuck off Ledditor
Technically, Kieth and Troy died too. So three kids end up D E A D
For years I'd seen the images of Jeff the Killer and been mildly creeped out. Having heard this, I'll never be able to look at them without laughing.
I like how none of the parents tried to stop this fight when he got THROWN into the living room door
Hearing Top15s' voice saying "Listen here you little punk" made my day
hi this is top 15s
"It was a wonderful day"
4:30
LiStEn HeRe YoU LiTtLe pUnK
4:31
*Are you ok?* says the mother after she let her son be stabbed, lit on fire, shot at and is lying there in the hospital covered in wounds and casts. Yeah, I think he's fine.
_I'm _*_f i n e_*_ mom_
I just read your comment while I watching the eact part.
Not in that order
Yeah it really shows how bad some creepy pastas are.
I mean, seriously, that one scary face I’ve seen so many times in all those years has a backstory probably written by a twelve year old? Come on, this is like when you’re telling a story to kids and you’re making up how the story continues on the fly because you have no idea what you’re actually writing or saying.
Nevertheless great video by IH as always but I would’ve probably died of boredom if it wasn’t for his style
1000th like
I love that when Jeff is told to dress fancier, he picks a hoodie that's objectively less fancy than the shirt he was wearing before.
The police just aiming their sights at a 10 year old with a knife 10 feet away with no clear intent to charge ("Wait!" implies no action would be taken) just cracks me up
Honestly if the police massacred Lou in his own home, Jeff would have a slightly more realistic motivation to be a serial killer
Definitely American cops
Only accurate part of the story
That's just what living in America is like
I hate how Mark Zuckerberg's face is now linked with Chills' voice in my head.
I find it wonderful and horrific
@@whitewolf757 I... I think we might be brothers...
@@ironwoodnf9128 I think you might be right, Mr. Ironwood Jones
@@whitewolf757 😂😂😂 dunno how I thought you were gonna know my name, I suppose I been eating to much fecal matter.
Yeah but it’s a perfect fit.
Having chills voice jeff was probably the best casting choice ever made in history
G_Boy totally agree
Indeed.
Jeff is just anakin crossed with joker and your average emo.
@@gulmaraz5931 fake news
Yes... Internet history 😎
I'm currently going down a creepypasta rabbit hole as I was only familiar with the gaming stories back in the day, and am loving the ridiculousness of these. I've listened to this story so many times now and the more times I listen, the more things are just patently absurd:
-The most insight we get about a buildup to Jeff's homicidal urges are a non-specific "feeling" and nothing else
-The bullies are so over-the-top that they scare the PARENTS away.
-Despite being at a neighborhood children's birthday party with tons of adults and witnesses around, nobody attempts to intervene or get the police involved, considering the kids have knives, guns, and are literally killing each other.
-Jeff goes after his brother despite him being the only person he cares about.
-Jeff's parents' reaction to his mental deterioration is to decide to kill him
-It's just a poor man's Joker ripoff, but with a 13-year-old.
Whats i find so hilarious is the bathroom scene how jeff originally has black slacks and then suddenly switches to having jeans when fighting.
For some reason its only jeff's front facing sprite that wears jeans so jeff is just switching pants mid fight
I love how the literal 12 year olds are written like 40 year old mobsters.
Redditers when an kid likes fortnite:
Yeah, it has a bit of early steven king vibes.
Stfu
Like.. maybe if they were at least in high school...but not barely middle school lol.
Those kids have probably killed at least a few people
Jeff the Killer's burnt face reveal should have just been an unedited picture of yanderedev
Yes but, unfortunately, YandereDev was not a meme yet
ACCURATE LMAI
LMFAAOOO
BROOOO
NOT NOSELESS YANDEREDEV
The part that gets me the most is that these 12 year old bullies talked like 40 year old mobsters.
My first internet historian video. Easily one of my favourite RUclipsrs now.
So Jeff’s parents:
-won’t defend their younger son for supposedly fighting back against muggers and just let him go to Juvy.
-passive-aggressively berate him for dressing incorrectly for a party that they told him nothing about.
-stand by and do absolutely nothing while their son is attacked by psychopaths with knives and guns.
-let the hospital send him home immediately after his bandages were taken off with him ranting and laughing insanely.
I can’t imagine how Jeff turned out so maladjusted!
Fanfiction in a nutshell
How can you miss "go for a gun when they see their son in a distressed state, instead of you know, call for help or talk to him"
This is amazing, the voice acting, use of stock images and narration of this creepy pasta really highlights how awful the writing for these stories were.
It's one of the better ones though, at least to my 12 year old self back then
@@Javaboymk03 There're a lot that are genuinely well written and scary, but you know the demographic
@@Javaboymk03 Your 12 year old self didn't have a good taste in macabre macaroni
Java Boy you've got no excuse, I knew it was absolute shit when I was 12
kk mhm
I’m more of a spooky spaghetti, or frightening fettuccine myself
Number 15: The last thing you want in a Creepypasta about a male killing people is is fangirls, but as it turns out, that might just be what you get.
Jungle Jimmy out here putting in 110% effort into his voice acting and it worked out so well imo.
"Our son that had a recent traumatic experience and lots of meds is self harming, should i bring him to the hospital like the doctor said?..."
"Honey get the gun"
The best medecine I know for this case.
I couldn’t contain myself when she said “get the gun” it was the best part.
hello, brother.
*personnel
After recovering, Jeff realized he was truly living in a society.
Nope. Gamers are white nationalists, gamers rise up against opression. Jeff kills just for the sake of killing
Fantomas 2137 woooosh(?)
GHoStFaCe BOi no, not a whoosh
@@ericgodoleshi383 r/wosh
garf jovi R/wansh insta normie wholesome 100 Keanu chungus 100
My favorite part is when Jeff punches a kid so hard his heart stops, like he's a Shaolin kung fu master.
And he still had time to confess his crimes.
Love how everyone just doesn't want to know why and how did one boy out of a pair of brothers brutally assault 3 other boys, and when they were both saying who did it, instead of arresting them both...they arrest only one and everyone believes it's him
"He got a *weird feeling*. Not so much a pain, but... a *weird feeling*. He dismissed it as some random *feeling*"
Truly, the pinnacle of the storytelling.
@WanderingRandomer
He got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.
You're forgetting @ 18:56 , "...a thing of bleach fell on him..."
If this doesn't put Shakespeare to shame, I don't know what will.
Every creepypasta ever.
It's an abstract kind of feel
it was a *weird feeling*
Jeff: burning
Children: screaming
Bully: dying
Parents: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Parents: Oh no, Anyway
Police: lazy
Shut up
@@eldz521 why
@Moose_RL more likely he's a 12 yro who, doesn't even know what edgy means.
Was not expecting a guest appearance of Doughnut Operator and Mike The Cop, very cool indeed.
The police just sees Lui’s **one scratch** on his arm and is like “yup he did the crime,” and instantly send him to jail not even having any court case.
It’s like you drew on yourself and the instantly put up for execution
I love how Jeff wears epic gamer & Fortnite T-shirts, it really foreshadows his serial killer tendencies.
Lord Octopussy His raw bloodlust is cleverly shown by the pickle rick decor.
Made me fucking lose it
TheKingCornbread Brekking you're psyche so much that you are crazy which mad you snap?
Shhh... *smiles*
Jeff Poirrier I think you mean...
_Smirk_
Me: Can we have the Joker?
Mom: We have the Joker at home.
The Joker at home:
ki naiakn.j
1kth like!
You get what you fuckin deserve
Better tbh
I'd take the joker over *J E F F* any day
The amount of times I’ve rewatched all of the internet historians videos should attest to how absolutely fucking amazing they Are. Literally the epitome of quality content.
Randy's voice is the most believable bully voice ever. Also, the Rust screaming sound during the first fight matches it exactly.
"Avengers Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history"
This video:
Knudsen is my favorite superhero
Yup
Internet Historian: Am I joke to you?
N u m b e r 1 5
@@internetdinosaur8810 you shouldev done it like *THIS*
*Jeff’s mother walked over to Jeff’s bed to hug Jeff*
*Jeffingly*
She then asked Jeff who was in Jeff's bed if Jeff would like to do the Jeff dance created by Jeff copyrighted by Jeff.
@@sclubbydoo6424 trademark Jeff
@@justas423 licensed by jeff
@@sclubbydoo6424 bought off jeff by jeff
*She jeffingly jeffed his Jeff*
I love how Liu is arrested and sentenced to a year of juvie instantly but then when a room full of witnesses literally see Jeff kill Randy nothing happens.
Zuckerberg as Jeff was brilliantly cast.
*active gunshots in the house with 2 kids firing on 1 who is fleeing from them*
parents:**boys will be boys**
Like you never had a shootout at a birthday party before.
Liberals, amirite?@@jayeisenhardt1337
@@kittycat5972 Why you gotta dogwhistle here? smh
Intellectual Giant clown world meme or toxic masculinity joke?
The “toxic masculinity” thing was said ironically, hence the clown since it’s difficult to notice sarcasm in comment sections🤦🏽♀️
It's so stupid and over the top😂
"the last thing he saw was his parents trying to extinguish the flame. thats when he passed out"
"Hey, you. Youre finally awake. walked straight into that imperial ambush, same as us and that theif over there."
Oh no
Forgot "you were trying to cross the border, right?"
Same as us and that JEFF over there!
This is from something
I heard of it before
I can't remember where it's from
Where is it from
@@yourentrancingempress3914 The Skyrim Intro Cutscene
so wait...you're telling me that all the adults at the party (including Jeff's parents) just stood there and watched the fight 💀
It feels meaningless to point this out but the third kid most likely also had a knife so all Jeff had to do was say that the kids had 3 knifes and that he was just with Liu.
I think we all know the real cause of Jeff's bloodlust. All those violent video games
Too much Slime Rancher. Game turned him into a violent monster.
Its always that damn tetris, so provocative
Goddamn that "mad avians" on my son's youPhone
too much minecraft peaceful mode.
He was a straight A student until he discovered My Little Pony: Pinkie Pie's party for the DS and it has been a downward spiral ever since
"he got a weird feeling. he dismissed it as some random feeling"
the most beautiful thing ever written
Me with my feelings
Right next to "Jeff’s mother hugged Jeff"