Exploring the Japanese Kitkat Forest [Old ITF]
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We goof around for a bit then go to an actual field. Also I fly to Japan.
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For the record I had radishes with me but I got nervous
Pretty late man
Performance anxiety?
I'll be severely disappointed if you don't start a radish farm.
Sumito! Shout out from your fan in nova
You always keep the thang on you
When in a foreign country, ALWAYS follow strangers to abandoned buildings! That's where they keep the good stuff.
Last time i did this i woke up and my anus was a bit sore? Maybe i did something wrong?
@@asinglelemanrussbattletank2351 Sounds like it went perfectly.
@@asinglelemanrussbattletank2351dude don't visit a hospital either you will lose your epic gamer points
@@asinglelemanrussbattletank2351 Lemme guess, Thailand?
@@Sevensliders
Probably Georgia.
(Deliverance reference)
Did you just fly to the US for a joke about Radish farming?
It would appear so, yes
That or it's a video call
Thats quality content
What an absolute lad, our Historian is.
There is not a single place in Virginia like that.
9:23
"these medical masks" feels like a distant timeline lol
I know right? That’s what I thought too.
r/agedlikemilk
yessir
Yeah.
immediately heard that and came to the comments
I wrote an essay covering the Long Long Man commercials in my college marketing class. It’s the only research paper I actually enjoyed writing, and it was also my first ‘A’ on an essay.
God I love those. Check out the Wake car ads and the Tsugoku Oishi ads.
That's random as 👈😎👍
Can you link it please? I think it would be the first research paper I would like to read.
That's awesome
Froggits are smarter than I thought
imagine sitting on a couch minding your own business unaware that your house is being roasted by two people thousands km away from you.
And probably three years later.
thats just the internet in general
Japan: *sneezes*
Potentially in a different language you don't know.
not to mention those two guys is thousands of km away from each other, putting your house on blast for millions
Thank you for introducing long long man to me. I'm a different man now.
Would you say that you've become a longer man?
That was genuinely the best commercial I've ever seen
You're a long long man man now?
Are perhaps a long long man now?
LONG LOOOOOOONG
MAAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAAAAAAN
I just noticed that there was a “Breast Milk” flavour for a Kit-Kaff on the list
**Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location**
Oh, Japan
Moving to Japan
@The running manlike regular milk, but it's either a little sour or sweet.
From what I've heard of course
@The running man sorry meant to say it was either sweet or sour, never had that so I can't tell you
Your attention span in this video was worse than that of a gold fish, I can’t comprehend how you went from looking at weird kit kats to flying 16 hours to look at farmland.
THONKMASTER69 what about garbage?
Stfu noob this video was super entertaining your just a hater
Dev_Who 11 That’s the literal point of the video.
Hey, he didn't fly across the world just to look at farmland-he looked at tentacle porn, too! Worth it.
Dude literally flew around the world for this video. Both Japan and the USA lmao it’s hysterical
This is just a very long and somewhat elaborate shitpost.
Yet i enjoyed it.
MrGenoHydra i’m glad you’re seeing the work behind the art
SHITPOST? no
so are you implying that you usually dont enjoy shitposts? fuck off bro
Long long shitpost
It's what we're all here for.
‘Remember when Japanese people get sick and wear those masks’ - Internet historian, moments before disaster.
this and it's just mosquito nets because... surprise, they live next to the river
Remember when America got cucked by its government?
@@anagramconfirmed1717 wasn't that just all the time?
@@anagramconfirmed1717 "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"
@@infinummjb guess what windows work even better at stopping mosquitoes
The deadpan way he says “this is also candy” when it cuts to a plate of fish gets me every time
Just the way sumito doesn't even acknowledge that
Other people saw that 'breast milk' was a flavor, right?
It’s just tit juice
Isn't all milk breast milk. That doesn't come from a fat nut.
Your comment encouraged me to google the list, i almost wish i hadnt...
Dr. Rhomboid Goatcabin you just weren’t looking hard enough, schoolgirl piss was on page 5
Wtf
*A 30 minute video involving traveling to two separate countries for gags.*
_And this is the side channel_
I know right?
It's a shame that less people see this one
Balter 🤣🤣🤣🤣 every time I try to explain this channel to people, these are the problems I run into
FanFicnic yea how do you even explain this?
@@jesseperrella4022 1,32 million views and 803k Subs kek
yah boi has QUALITY content
Sumito not being able to keep a straight face while discussing the acidity of the dirt for their pretend radish farm is my favourite thing today
I use to work as a utility in a hotel near the so called suicide forest for six years. The parking lot at the back that people rarely see (because it's covered in trees and other vegetation) is full of abandoned cars of the people who took their own life in the forest. The size of the parking lot is like 8 or 10 basketball courts. And every November first and second we put sunflower in hood of every abandoned car to pay respect to the the owners. That hotel has already close in 2014.
"It's the size of a forest"
-Internet Historian on forests
it’s been 8 months and he still actively hearts comments on this video lol
He's not wrong.
I thought he just said "It's a sizable forest" but this translation is far superior, not gonna lie
He should be a scientist
he said it's a sizeable forest
I wasn’t aware that radishes could only grow in fluoroantimonic acid
I wasn't aware such a substance existed, thanks for the info!
Maybe now my radishes will start to grow.
Anne Aunyme yep, it has a pH of -32 (that’s not even a joke, we only have 1 material that can hold it) so it’s perfect for radishes :)
Fluoroantimonic acid doesn't have pH because it isn't soluable in water.
Internet historian is an educational channel
@@dexis9412 I assume that the material in question is Radish?
As someone who is haft Japanese and has visited, the reason why a lot of windows are just nets is because a ton of people just don't use their air conditioning, so they keep windows open, usually the metal screens aren't enough to keep the bugs out, so some people put nets and whatnot over their screens.
25:46 The closest that we have ever been to see his face... Just a shadow... How poetic m8
This video went a completely different direction to what i was expecting 10/10
This video quite literally went in at least 20 directions
Especially the ending.
Subverted my expectations, just like star wars. I love star wars
@@MegaLietuvislt Ryan Johnson delivers another masterpiece. 0/10 for no disheveled alien tiddy milk - chugging Mark Hamill, though.
I'm convinced that internet historian is just a REALLY advanced text to speech.
Excuse you. He is a new technology entirely.
Meme-to-speech
Did anyone see his shadow
@@stephen293 yeah
@@stephen293 That was Shadowman
Not with that laugh.
9:06 * Internet Historians zoom in on my house *
"It's been a difficult year."
9:10 I'd say they're mosquito nets, because they're so close to the river. There's a window set in on the bottom floor patio behind the net, and the patio on the top is a small walkout patio that is wrapped.
How tf did we start seeing kit kats and went to west virginia to a apartment in japan and I didn't notice something strange
im pretty sure that was not west virginia
It was that Japanese guy with an umbrella hat that paved the way lmao
*P A P E R C U P*
It follows the format of a conversation so that's probably why. If you pay more attention to when you talk to people you can see your convo's devolving into the strange stuff from the strangest stuff. Like how my conversation about finger guns and other hand gestures slowly changed into a deep, emotional and existential adventure about friendship, perception, meaning and love.
the power of editing
am korean, can confirm. we are just spooky japanese.
My parents love y’all’s dramas!
MIne too ero...korean movies
Does that make the vietnamese just koreans with poopspike pits?
youtube Anime erotic Korean movies?
Rebuilt Skeletal Structure kek
I came for the KitKats, but stayed for the radish farm.
I love how it spiraled from candy to umbrella hats to fashion to buying a plot of land to a horror adventure
"Korean is just very spooky Japanese"
What is that text to speech bot?
Downloaded honey to receive an average of $28.61 in savings, immediately ordered my Internet Historian umbrella hat for $29.99, only paid $1.38. Checkmate, historian.
wtf, Etsy just sent me an email that said I owe you money.
@@IHincognitoMode Dude, what? Is this true? What is this Honey(TM) wizardry?
@@user-rx2ur5el9p no lol
@@lilik7708 oh aight B i'm boutta head out then
I love this so much, It just starts off all about kit kats in japan. And then 18 minutes in they are talking about a bio degradable paper cup island.
the dedication of this man for traveling to two countries half way across the world for like two 8ths of a 30 minute video on his side channel is amazing
1/8 + 1/8 = 1/4 of the video my guy
❤
Note: There is now a Japanese person that knows what the Internet Historian actually looks like.
in the field you can see his shadow and get a hint of how he looks like
Im pretty sure the japanese local with a strong kiwi accent isnt just some random japanese local
we have to track him down
@@user-fs2mh7wk8t so 4chan had an idea
@@sweggs3599 I'm pretty sure he is Japanese though, he just speaks English really well.
I actually tried the Sake, sweet potato and Shinshu Apple kitkats a while back
sake was alright. Sweet potato was really good but the shinshu apple one was horrifyingly accurate in taste.
"horrifyingly accurate" in a good or a bad way? Because I fucking LOVE apples...
@@justderp5713 Hahaha, no...
*YOU*
You sure you just didnt eat an apple that looked like a kitkat
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves good way. The apple one I had tasted like the fruit and so did the blue berry
yeah in Japan the sodas and candies dont taste like the artificial fruits we know, they actually taste like real fruits. You need to try some watermelon flavored soda
If internet historian ever had a podcast, this is what I would stay for
Put this video back in the ITF playlist, it's a classic
"You get a bit of a cough and have to wrap your house in a pesticide tent?!"
This seemed ridiculous, only 6 months ago.
Hi, it's me from the future. Shit's still fucked yo
Hi
David Harris it’s still pretty ridiculous
it still is.
We still screwed out here
Hearing internet historian explain his theory on the high end fashion blew my mind
It actually makes sense. Quite genius. To counter low demand, you make the supply very low. Then make it expensive. Market it as scarce and exclusive. If you don't like it, "you just don't get it". It is the perfect scheme for depriving idiots of their money.
@@dirrdevil this applies to anything with SALES, 2 for 1 deals or like when theyre getting rid of their inventory. Everyone in america is actually tricked by this lol its nothing new
@@dirrdevil I hate this whenever you actaully want something. Collectibles sometimes are made in low amounts even though there is pretty high demand. only being produced once or once every year
It's all down to status and prestige, mostly driven by exclusivity through low quantity or outrageous prices. I do wonder if people who buy that kind of stuff genuinely prefer it to cheaper stuff aesthetically
That's just how it is with the branding-reliant brands, like Gucci, Fendi, Off-White, Balenciaga, etc. People will buy all of their ugly shit just because the name is on it. See Off-White belt, Gucci belt/flip flops, ugly Balenciaga dad sneakers, and Fendi everything. Of course, people are scrambling for those items specifically because of mob mentality (they've seen it a million times on instagram) and anyone who can scrape together $600 or so can get one, but you get my point. Even if it's a monstrous piece of crap like that rainbow tiger pullover, people will still get it because Gucci and there was a song about it. They have the clout of saying it's "the Gucci pullover". With other high-fashion, haute couture stuff, it has to rely on the actual design and craftsmanship of the clothes (Tom Brown, Celine, Rick Owens). These may be names you haven't heard before because they don't rely on obnoxious branding, thus their names don't quite permeate the fashion sphere. Very sad, because there's quite a lot of artistry in the fashion industry people never hear about because they're so repulsed by these massively expensive, elitist doo doo clothes, and rightfully so.
What a beautiful journey, from talking about Japanese Kit Kats, to trying to find the Suicide Forest on Google Maps, to flying to West Virginia to start a radish farm, to going to an abandoned bowling alley in Japan.
One of those seems odd but i can't quite Put my Finger on why
18:34 That's just if you buy them from a retailer. Pretty sure you can get even more, maybe even several times more if you bought them directly from a manufacturer. Hell, at those amounts of money you could afford a small production plant and make your own paper cups.
Commenting so the RUclips algorithm knows I am engaged with this kind of content
responding to your comment for the same reason
Also responding
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Did you really just produce a second channel video that takes place on THREE different continents?
Honey's bank accounts are racking up some sweet air miles.
"So i booked a flight to Japan..."
9:27 Sumito predicts TheVarus™.
When I heard him call facemasks "weird medical masks" I instantly checked the upload date, almost had a stroke
Somebody has added a place called "Internet Historian and SumitoMedia's Radish Farm" in Danville, VA.
HGJW+XH Danville
Yeah bullshi- holy fuck that actually exists
@@rikvanderlinden7717 can i get a link?
Seeing my hometown made me excited and I googled it- I guess it got removed :(
Go virginia
Holy shit the DEEPEST LORE on Long Long Man, that was an emotional journey.
Someone show this to Mauler
And they didn't even show all the ads! There were way more actually! Go look them up!
ha yes, Long-Long Man, the greatest commercial ever made
@@Rise65487 And the greatest love story ever told.
@@megamage911 and sadly a kinda meh candy ):
Watching this video a second time and it has more great moments that I remember. The fashion clothes theory (15:27) opened my eyes (If it was widely known at least I didn't know about it).
And at the end, it still amazes me how a building that was abandoned 9 years ago can be so easily accessed, has so many curious things inside and hasn't been completely emptied. There's even electronics and other things. In my country it would be all graffitied, completely barebones and maybe there would be people living inside.
What an insane rabbit hole this ended up being. The sheer number of divergences and the length of them all. Holy hell.
**69 year old smoker vocie** You want some radishes?
What I learned from this vid:
-Making Chocolate is strangely sexual
-LONG, LONG MAN
-Drive-by suicide may be a thing
-Almost everyone loves head umbrellas
-Radish farming is serious business
-Vending machines will soon take over the World
-Spooky
Everyone but one guy likes head umbrellas*
did you forget about the cup island you could buy instead of a watch?
Oh no, not my worst fear! Vending Machines will become the dominant race? I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN! - doofinshmirtz probably
-some dude keeps his porn in an abandoned building
this is my favorite ITF
This is the best episode of ITF you cannot change my mind.
Just because this went from kitkat to aogigahara then somehow to grawing raddishes while literally being in the field.
"The Japanese like more mild flavors..."
"Want a wasabi KitKat?"
@@RedLemon69 the chocolate probably counters most of the spice
@@RedLemon69 real wasabi actually isn't spicy at all
spicy wasabi isn't authentic and is instead modified horseradish
I don't know what you pussies are whining about, it's just wasabi. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat my daily 4 pm snack of a Jalapeño kitkat
I feel like the Japanese artist Squilliam fancy pants of the Asian community, so pretentious and douchy.
A pH of -20 would melt your feet. Only a radish is strong enough to survive
The scale stops at 0, so i guess the soil would actually react with the earth.
@@Isaac-LizardKing no, there are chemicals with negative pH. The scale is logarithmic, so hypothetically any number pH is possible.
@@glumbortango7182 this is true
@@glumbortango7182 WHAAAAAAT. I can’t wait to look into this more.
@@Isaac-LizardKing actually -7
We haven't had much of the Japanese guy, but I already want him to be my dad.
"We could have so much fun with a 750k, what are you going to do? Tell the time" This just had me in tears, so fucking true
Long man stole my wife’s boyfriend
He stole me from my wife and husband
Ricardo?
I like your high fashion theory. But I saw ugly embroidered Gucci rip offs in PacSun over a year ago and people do buy it.
Ugly is the new fashion
Rip
Pacsun is broke gucci
I refuse to believe you've even seen a PacSun in any less than the past 9 years
I don't think the look of those clothes is the selling point. It's just the fact that people can strut around in clothes that cost way too much money. "I bought this ugly ass shirt for $400 and now you know I had $400 to spend on this ugly ass shirt!" They can be any design they want, so long as it's distinct, and just the fact that they are so expensive will draw the rich to them. Then the people who follow the trends set up by the rich, because they themselves want to appear rich, just jump on the bandwagon thinking it will make other people believe they, too, are rich.
That's the only theory I can come up with that makes any kind of sense. I mean that garish shirt that was shown in the video looks like someone ate a bunch of wool and clothing dye then threw it all up and weaved the result into a shirt. No one looks at that and thinks, "How awesome is that shirt!?" I may also be hopelessly out of touch.
My favorite line in this entire video, is during the "Long Long Man" commercials.
IH asks; "Why is he still walking around with the small one, if he knows the long one exists?
Sumet; "He's doin' his best!"
Cracks me up everytime.
Also, at the end of it, Sumet asks; "Why did he even need to think about it? She was ready to drop him at the second of a hat."
What he meant was; "At the drop of a hat" or "In a second", so....we got "at the second of a hat."
Which i have also found eternally amusing.
This video is killing me 🤣
As a Japanese guy, it is really fun to see Japan from foreign guys' POV.
I don't think they kept POW-s tho
"Hello, I want to buy your chunk of forest."
::Flies out to weedy desert::
::Tests beach sand::
"This is GREAT soil for growing crops."
"so i hear the ph"
25:40 Net Historian shadow reveal! We now know that he is vaguely human shaped!
I spent about 10 minutes studying a screenshot of the shadow and while I can't say for certain, there is a lot of evidence that he has a physical form
Holy shit I know that shadow! That's my father! HE SAID HE WAS GETTING VEGEMITE!
@the ...Internet Historian is Pat from the Best Friends?
We've seen his arm in another video though, so I feel that it was already established bois
I knew sumito media was pride from Fullmetal alchemist!
28:00 i finished the last of us recently and am crying rn, the music, the scenery, thank you
I could watch ONLY your ads. You sir are a genius amongst men
Ah, abandoned Japanese houses. My favorite type of KitKat flavor to explore.
"So what we've established Korean is just very spooky Japanese."
Yoko Uno singing in a nutshell
I'm not going to be able to unhear that but I cant send this video to people for context because these videos are THAT part of the internet 😂
What is it with thots and quoting the same video that everyone just watched
:0 weve found the 1%
@BJ. Thrash
A bunch of whiteknights liked the thots comment 😂😂
Internet Historian : "liquor barn ? I barely know her"
My last 3 braincells : "I have decided that I want to die"
"You know how Japanese people have to wear those masks." - Aged like the finest milk
"you will surely win"
"Korean is just very spooky Japanese"
😁
oOoOoOoOoOoO kitto katsu
but the real japanese local was the friends we made along the way
We need more actual in the field videos.
Great video with some awesome insight into Japan and a very nice set of clips of your time there. Thanks for sharing your journey with us!
kitkat>suicide forest>Umbrella hats>outfit>Buying land>Going to the location and starting a radish farm. I would love to have this become a full series of you guys building a house and living in it.
It is too bad IH's Pool Complex didn't happen. Imagine him wearing a beanie over his face to stay anonymous.
And by the end of the series they kill the ender dragon
I agree. kitkat is definitely better than a suicide forest.
Would've been cool if they actually went to Danville for it, haha.
5:26 You skipped over the LONG MANNNNN section.
This is unironicly one of my favorite videos now. The way it feels like such a natural conversation, the fact you flew out to a random field just to mess with some dirt. Great stuff.
Not to mention actually going to Japan
Same fam
Add Thyme is my favourite thyme.
“Oh look a bee..... honey, get my epi pen”
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this killed me
About wasabi, keep in mind that most commercial wasabi you eat is actually horseradish (though part of the same family) with food colouring. Actual wasabi would lose its flavour fairly quickly after grinding it up.
I’m currently living in Japan and I can confirm the amount of vending machines are ridiculous.
Also, Long Long Man is everyone’s delivery man.
How the hell do they maintain them all? I'd be worried about getting one that's been sitting in the sun for several years..
Have you married him yet?
Tahu Nuva It would depend on where you live and the quality of the vending machine. I live 5 minutes away from a train station and I pass at least 7 vending machines before reaching the station that just has 6 of them on the outside and not including the ones inside. I think some people technically own some vending machines as one of my neighbors sells fresh fruit and vegetables in his garage and there is a Coca Cola vending machine right next to his shop. I’ve seen him open it with a key, stock cans in there, and collect money. I assume that he technically owns it, but I’m probably wrong about that.
Kat Katterson I’m going to be honest. I don’t know.
One moment, you’re with him, tearing a piece of L O N G candy, and then there’s only after images of him.
@@Scarb1984 that makes sense.. Thanks for r the eggsplanation, I'll be sure to toss a few coppers into your vending machine if you know what I mean when I'm next in Tokyo (plot twist: I've never been to Tokyo and am high af)
The progression of this video made it seem more like a fever dream than the rest
I wish you would do the same with Many Kudos and Ordinary Things, and the others. This was god tier.
That "Travel Vlog" was literally every single school video we would make back in high school with transitions and background music. It brings back a bunch of cringe years.
Sitting here in Kyoto sad that he never found me :(
Imagine going to college imagining you will become a world renowned journalist but instead you go to Japan and talk about how they have like 4 flavors of Kit Kat’s
Thane Celani College funds well spent.
The real question is, how much will they pay you to talk about four flavors of Kit Kats?
He didn't just go to any college, Mo Rocca went to HARVARD
Imaging thinking mainstream media journalists have an education...
@@evelynlamb1455 This is the Wait Wait Don't Tell Me guy? Are you kidding me?
Imagine having the kind of money to where you could just fly to the U.S. and then Japan just for a bit... Life goals honestly.
your explanation about fashion trends was spectacular. you're spot on with that one
This is like having a conversation, but people don’t expect me to contribute.
It's beautiful
Kind of just my life in general, really
Stay in your lane, florida probably
Angel pfp based
@@Xxsnipedawg72xX Says the most generic Facebook user on RUclips
"Where are you?"
"Virginia."
*Clicks West Virginia*
Take me home, country road.
To the place, I belong
@@lil__boi3027 West Virginia Mountain mama
West Virginia best Virginia
Take me home country road
18:56 "according to the environment is never gonna disappear, so like it's permanent. That's an island now." XD
Welcome to Casa De' cup!
Vending machines were unironically one of my favorite things to spot as a kid. I felt like I was living in the future.
When its not a "in the field" epsiode but then they are in the field
Mugi stronk
#Eyebrows
Hour Old Coffee a pewds meme
See a white dude in Tokyo and think "hey I know that guy."
White dudes all looks the same.
@@DPedroBoh humans all look alike
This is my absolute favorite "old" ITF, it was the first one i ever saw and it introduced me to the meme master sumito
Best channel I've missed. So glad I have found this
Long Long MAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNAAAAANNNNNNAAANNNNNNNN
Long, Long
Nice profile pic
greatest love story ever told
Better than Twilight
Mauler's little secret
25:46 ok so we know a few things: Internet Historian is male, he has hair, and he has enough arm strength to hold up a camera.
"Bro, you want a scholarship?"
-Harvard University
@Sorley Walker What? When?
@Sorley Walker Ooooooh, true.
@@rayres1074 I know his name
And his name is Harold
I have a degree in agriculture and working on my masters in agriculture.
Sumito your logic on the radish farm is flawless and I see no issues at all with your soil acidity measuring methods.
This video went to so many directions.. i am confused and intrigued!
I WANT MORE!
5:25 I LEGIT have noooooooooooooooooo clue how I'm more emotionally invested in AD charakter then the new star wars trilogy's MAIN staff
"You could have so much fun with a million usd"
*shows tank ramming through a car*
That's what I would do
That's really cool you visited Japan just to do some urban exploring.
I’m loving your RUclips recommended lists.