There Are No Hot Singles In Your Area [Old ITF]
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- What's the deal with reuploads.
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We've all seen the ads. But few have dared to click them.
Today we seek to find out whether there is any truth to the claim, and in the process, hopefully find Xerstorian a date.
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Girls find ad block to be unattractive. Once I had one installed, no more hot singles in my area wanted to find me
That explains why i'm forever alone
Underrated comment
Can’t match on tinder oof! Without buying gold ffs
😂😂😂
same
Hot Singles are in your area
Hot Singles are outside your house
Hot Singles have broken in
Hot Singles can smell your fear
anxietydown 🤣
anxietydown add some verses and you got a good song there
Oh shit she’s got a gun!!!
Shityo, make this a real meme
anxietydown Amazing comment
It terrifies me that both of the addresses are in Rochester, UK. They are less than 20 minutes of walking from where I live.
_They are all in my area._
_The hot singles._
_They're here._
Furry
@@threadworm437 Astute observation!
SpitfirePancakes outstanding move!
Jack Taylor you better run m8, Rochester has fallen, leave while you still can.
Everything changed when the hot singles attacked...
New hypothesis: Are there people in your area?
Newest hypothesis: Are there people?
Newester hypothesis: what are people?
A fairly logical hypothesis: Are there signs of life within the perimeter on this orbital astral body in this solar system part of this universal quadrant?
Got one better
WHY are people
Earth is an area right?
maybe the real hot singles were the friends we made along the way
This actually made me laugh out loud
Demisexual
I feel like this is something an generic gary sue protag would say
@@funninoriginal6054 It'd fit right next to "I will never give up" and "Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality".
@@Lethargy514 That second one brought back some memories XD
Dawn of the New World is so bad, but I enjoyed it
RUclips was just pissed that they couldnt find hot singles in their area.
Wait RUclips's is single?!?
Well I mean they keep on demonetising videos
not surprising. nobody can find them under all those clothes
3.1k likes and not a single cochise* related comment.
*that's the word my autocorrect has chosen.
“Enter your credit card information so we can give you stuff for free”
X to doubt
>credit card
>free
My sides
@@erojerisiz1571 >Hotel
>Trivago
"Enter you credit card information to verify that you are 18 or over!"
Yeah, because _everybody_ knows that people under 18 can't have credit cards.
X
@@grimtygranule5125 i deadass used my credit card for Onlyfans lmfaoo cops arrrest me plz
These mad lads just gave that computer like 15 viruses for entertainment
IlyxaChannel what is virtualbox?
@@ventu7907 it's a mini computer that you can mess with without actually doing harm to your actual main OS
@@shtuffs
That actually sound fun lol.
they're using MacOS probably inside a VM so they're about as safe as you can be
Gone are the days of getting viruses from just browsing. With the way web browsers and web is structured now, it's hard to run malicious software. Well, even non malicious stuff is hard to do because of needing all the certificates and work arounds.
.
I hate web dev.
"huh why'd he pick African American?"
"pools closed"
"oh"
What? I don't get it.
@@DJcyberslash Pool's closed
@A Simple Mohave Desert Tortoise And stingrays.
@@seg162 stingraids
@@seg162 S T I N G R A I D S
I think I got a virus from merely watching this video.
Settle down, ok?
ok boomer
ok b oomer
ok
help its nt sending .,.//
I have a friend in Australia trying to use a VPN. Hes asking how does he know if its on or not. I told him to go to a porn site to see where the ads said the single ladies were
@@declanlong4676 you don't get any virus with NORD VPN duh.
@@tzatziki9328 I smeared Nord VPN all over my dick and I've been having unprotected anal sex with gay men ever since (I'm not gay, just wanted to see how good the VPN was and I said no homo every time, so..) so far the VPN seems to be holding up pretty good.
TwoLeftShoes hol up
I just go to any pirate torrenting proxy sites, they usually have that kind of ads. Also they would show your current "IP", just to scare you into buying ExpressVPN if you don't have that specific VPN.
@@TwoLeftSh0es Give this man an Oscar!
“Your card won’t be charged, but you should definitely provide it to us.” Seems legit
well how else can you find single ladies in your area?
As legit as every web shop that offers "free" stuff.
Actually, that is a common way of age verification. They charge, like, 1 cent and immediately refund it. I think RUclips does the same thing now, not sure though.
That nice girl has a nice suit
It suits her very nicely
it's custom made
juice dust Do you know where I can buy the suit?
I like the smell of pizza sauce
...
Hot singles wearing two layers of clothing in your area.
Spicy Skeleton plus a sweater
That's why they're hot. They have so many layers on. They need someone to cool them off!
Puritan Mingle
Doug Demuro?
So hot...literally!
It would be funny if by nudity, they meant the shirtless guy, so now you’d have to go back and edit clothes on the dudes.
In todays world, you're not wrong (I just want to throw out there in Canada Women are allowed to be 100% topless, and RUclips is trying to censor Canadian Law)
@@c.skyrie3434 lucky :(
@@c.skyrie3434 while legal it is still a massive taboo.
@@ianlilley2577 rlly shouldnt be. Unfortunately Its really hard for society to change with regards to that type of thing.
@@banann_ducc i lean the opposite and would prefer both sexes covered up there chests
Not gonna lie. The clothes edits makes this so much better
Was waiting for someone to say it
They look so professional now.
Facts
It did it more erotic goddamn
My bf started watching this partway through and thought the one site just had really crappy art.
What if YOU were the hot single in your area all along? 🤔
thonk
OoF
「Big Ol' Bear」 looking for some daily hook ups
“John, you were the hot singles all along.”
And then John was a woman.
「Big Ol' Bear」OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here's another hypothesis off the top of my head. Do doctors really hate that single mother who figured out that one simple trick?
I don't get why it's the single mother or single father. And why in the medical field? Like, if it was "this ex real estate agent reveals incredible mortgage trick" people would probably click it instead of laughing it off as a retarded ad for the even more retarded.
@Alyssa McCain the thing is, more people likely care about their mortgage than this one trick to treat tuberculosis that doctors don't want you to know.
@Alyssa McCain Eh, I guess so. Though I still don't get why they have to be single parents and not just normal parents.
Yeah. Why would doctors be upset that people aren't sick and injured? So fucking stupid. It's not like physicians ever give advice to prevent illness and injury, diet, and exercise.
@@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014 Two birds, one stone. Doctors hate her And shes a single hot female in your area
19:59
**Looks pensively out window, chin resting on hand.**
_"Where are you, singles?"_
**whispers, hand touching the glass**
_"Where are you?"_
Where do you come from where do you go
Where do you come from hot single Joe?
Joe?
Elon Musk 2.0 Joe mama
In your area
😔
internet historian: incognito mode actually goes incognito for the first time.
He never needs it with NordVPN.
I hope there is a continuous loop of this being taken down for nudity it being reuploaded with more and more Photoshopped layers of clothing until the screen is nothing but clothes
Butch Cassidy
good plan
@@hendrixrider3592 epic
Yes! I’m the 1000th person who liked this comment!
Yes I'm the 2XXXth person to like this comment ! ;3
Ohhh, so RUclips DOES have a sense of humor after all!
i'll rewatch for the fully clothed women
cegg hot
Same
dem tux
yummy clothes mmm 😋
CFNM
Love how all the "hot singles" were middle aged/elderly women.
Hey, you’re forgetting our lord and savior
Hot flashes are a bitch
The first, 3rd and 6th could have gotten it from me. just sayin'
@@jurisfootrag yikes
You want the fbi
I've heard, astronauts on the iss actually have internet. Now I wonder: do they get these advertisings as well?
Hot singles on Mars
@mate with a plate What an odd thing to wonder..
@@IgglePyggle tracking down these so called *Hot Singles* is how well eventually find Aliens near the iss
they get the hottest single: the Sun
god i'm worried i'll get a virus watching this video
Coronavirus in Italy:it's corona time
You were too early
Once I was bingewatching videos on Windows destructions and the like, and I went to open a recommended video in a new tab, and AVG gave me a popup about the page having a JavaScript virus. ...I'm not even sure how that's a thing, like... what?
Literally
I gave the 1000 like
Clicked to see why the video was removed, stayed to see the great edited version
Kevin Malone saaaaaaame
ditto
Kevin Malone retweet
the editing is unbeatable, just next level
i’m serious about this stuff. i’m up all night, crushing garlic
all the hot singles disappeared when i turned ublock on :(
They are allergic to them
The real hot singles are on my cheese sandwich.
I was going to give a "damn straight" to someone else, but this deserves it more.
_boo_
_get off the stage_
Now you’re a hot single
@@omeloithemarshmallow7663 I try 😏
@@omeloithemarshmallow7663 No must be toaster first ...
"voluptuous woman looking for a cub"
oh.. oh no...
*You get used to it.*
Bears!
You have been banned from region chat
I'm not sure I want to know what that means.
@@timo4258 I do!
>MFW there are tons of soft core porn videos on RUclips but a fucking niche meme video gets taken down because there is totally not another metric RUclips is using to flag these videos.
yeah the pacman vid right? and they remove this video rather than that one, probably because its animation or something
how do you know there is tons of softcore porn on youtube
Elsagate
+Porter Rodney lol
Solitaire naked yoga ;)
7:54 some of those frames weren't edited im very disappointed now my son is thinking about women instead of going to bible school you ruined my kid im suing actually better yet let me speak to you manager.
@@cheeseman8370 asked Karan you know the girl will the big hair, she said her husband was a cop and you can't do that. and since you are so racist im going to call your boss as well and brag on Facebook about it.
This video made me eat a bat soup
enter your credit card and your money will be in hot single digits too
>So I added a bunch of clothes to women who were already wearing clothes
This world has reached Peak Absurdity. Let's shut her down.
Where’s the off switch?
RedJive213 it’s a thermonuclear bomb
No sthtupid, it's antivax children developing the beginning of the zombie virus and chasing survivors off the edge of the earth.
Silver Lining: last survivor gets victory royale
RedJive213 On the president’s desk
@@chinsaw2727 quick someone set up a fake Putin Twitter account and goat Trump into firing nukes
Ah yes, the one true gender: couple
2-Spirit
hivemind
Category: couple, power (disambiguation)
My father beat me with jumper cables
Back in 2013 I was browsing the internet when I saw a ad for hot local singles in my area. Obviously I clicked on it. I go through the registration process. Than a girl in a green bikini popped up on the screen saying "Your almost there, I just need your credit card information to charge you three fiddy a month". It was at that time I realized the girl in the green bikini was a 60 foot crustacean from the Paleolithic area. So I said "God dang it your no dang hot local single! You're the Lochness Monster! You ain't getting no Tree fiddy from me you god damn Loch Ness Monster!" It suddenly disappeared off my screen. I have never seen a ad for hot local singles again.
Roasted her into disappearing from any of your servers.
ㅜRUㅌ SㅜㅇR丫！{?}
@@favoritemustard3542 yes
If you were on reddit you would have just gotten an award, best I can do now is a like
I would fuck the Loch Ness monster
Honestly that girl in the video was probably trafficked
that's dark af
Jeez don’t make me think about that
Bruh
I hope it was a fiverr type deal
Jesus
I hope you have a nice Christmas and I hope Internet Herstorian doesn’t leave you for somebody who actually has a real job.
Hope she doesn't leave you for a hot single in her area
She wouldn't be much of a SHEro is she did!
pls
@@harryelliott8905 Yo
There are fully clothed singles in your area.
Praise allah.
Fake news
"It's in a trashy area"
Nope, that's all of England
I love how this video exists so I don't have to click them. I always assume those ads were scams or malware-laden.
Upload video with no description, no tags and no thumbnail, then wait until it's fully processed.
Once you see it's green (assuming it is) then go ahead an add the description, tags and thumbnail 1 by 1.
Only reason I know this, is because RUclips has flagged 3 of my last uploads, and I make lawn mower repair videos lol
RUclips is *Broken*
Time to scam the systems
That's amazing.
youtube may be broken, but lawnmowers arent when youre around
Metal as fuck video topic!
You know what else is pretty metal? FUCKIN SLAYER
I am looking forward to seeing this rereuploaded with even more clothes.
waffleless it will reach the point where everyones wearing a hijab
on a hijab
Hypothesis: Are there hot clothes in your area?
“Can you hear what she’s saying?”
“No, what’s she saying?”
*panicked volume lowering*
Watching videos like this makes me feel like I have friends
Fr. RUclips is a gift from above for me, the giant sad man
_”So we’re here on 4chan”_
This is gonna get weird really quick
Reported for not enough nudity.
( o Y 0)
Hope this helps
Well it wasn't my proudest fap. But it was a fap none the less
Alex Mann
Sometimes for the sake of survival, we must do things that some would consider... unnatural.
You are my hero
I am really hoping you were using a virtual machine for this.
10:08 The game says you get a 2day free trial and after that it auto-renews for $39.95/mo
Then it says on the right under _Your Platinum Membership Deals_ that you get a 7 day free trial of another site which is $39.94/mo and another site that's a 10 day trial before it's $49.95/mo.....
So if you did put your credit card in here and not uncheck the box on the right, and had not cancelled after 10 days, your card would have accrued *$129.84*
...and that's what it'll every month until you cancel...and unless you go to your credit card and put in a stop payment I imagine it'll be a bunch of hoops to hop though...
My question is how anyone tech literate enough to browse 4chan would ever click on these
Men do stupid shit when theyre thirsty.
@@Svoorhout85 I usually drink water
Q boomers probably
@@Svoorhout85 so do women, knight.
I think you've given the denizens of 4chan too much credit
Now i understand why they are hot! THEIR WEARING TWO LAYERS OF CLOTHING!!
T: you ever hear of of a reverse stripper
back to reddit
I feel my computer contracting viruses just from watching this
There is no Easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there are no hot singles in your area.
“Can you hear this? Can you hear what she’s saying?”
“No, what’s she saying?”
*intentionally turns down volume*
You know what’s scary, I was on 4chan and one of those ads came up, but i recognizes the girl in the picture, she went to my old school and I still have her number.
Now I’m tempted to send her the screenshot and say “So how about that date?”
Do it
Do it
D o I t
D O I T
Do it
Can we all just appreciate that Internet Historian's laugh sounds like a barking seal.
Plot twist: you were the hot single (in your area) the whole time
Hot singles are (not) in your area
Behind this "free" wall (that totally isn't a paywall), where we need your card info (to totally verify your age and not to begin automatically billing you), there's hot singles looking to hookup with you!
(User experiences may be vastly different, no refunds)
Just realized why there were so many poorly drawn suits.
I like how those websites are like: "Create an account for free!" then once you do you hit a dead end and they insist you pay for a membership, lmao
I wish someone would add clothes to my clothes. I just wish
gotchu bro, how many layers?
NSFW FAMILY FRIENDLY PG CLEAN
🎵One of these things is not like the other!🎵
RobDoesRips no spaghetti for waluigi
0utta S1TE
Christian not safe for work? Don't you mean sfw?
DerpsMcPineapple 🎵One of these just dosent belong🎵
0utta S1TE heck
I predict this will also get taken down for nudity.
Stylin' and Racially Profilin' give it a bit
The video has a woman in it - - /Leans into Walkie Talkie/ take it down boys.
Like uncle Tom on Christmas eve
There was topless, I don't want to assume xis gender, nudity.
His voice made me take my clothes off and start beatin the old salami so yes, there is nudity involved.
So to conclude there are singles in your area but none of them are hot
In case anyone is curious (and yes I know I’m 2 years late) but I put the address from 2:31 into google maps and it’s literally just some dudes house on a residential street in the UK. I’m half tempted to go knock on his door and ask him in person if he knows where to find hot singles.
Imagine seeing your grandma on these local single websites lmaoooo
I've started seeing mine.
Kevin Malone I feel like there's a story behind this comment!
Kevin Malone No
Fucking adhorrent, unfunny, absolutely cancerous and edgy post.
Kinoko4 are you okay man?
I uploaded a picture of my hand holding a failed part from a piece of equipment I owned in order to show the manufacturer. The fact the pic was 70% fleshtones (my hand) meant imgur flagged it as dirty porno. It literally comes down to a check of RGB values in the image.
I don’t know if that system is surprisingly ingenious or completely stupid XD
@@nathanjora7627 Completely stupid.
Not just flagged as regular porno, but dirty porno at that. What sort of hands do you have?!
@@kecukraftwork1988 Hold, with your special hands.
God damnit. I hate these videos. You’re so entertaining, and the fact that these videos end makes me feel physical pain. I can’t stop rewatching your content.
Website: Hot mature singles in .
Me, who lives in an area where everyone knows each other: *Recognises picture.*
Also me: "Grandma, we have to talk..."
Hot singles in your area
Hot singles at your door
Hot singles with shotguns
Hot singles break-in
Hot singles are ex-girlfriends
Hot singles want revenge
Hot singles start shooting
Hot singles Massacre
Hot shingles.
Hot pringles
This sounds like a series of exploitation films.
Awww I had a bunch of upvotes on a comment I made on the original video...
Sandro The Great rip
What was your previous comment?
It's not like Reddit, updoots bear no weight here.
RanDumSocksGames still cool though
Boohoo
You should get a throw away prepaid card with like, $5 on it. And use it to test these "age verifications" out. If you use it multiple times within the same hour you might get multiple scammers clammoring to steal your $5
Did Internet Historian predict that Harvey Weinstein would go down 2 years before he did?
No this was after metoo
@@GameyRaccoon was it tho? didn't he say it was a reupload?
"I want to sleep on a bed made out of Internet Historians voice"
heres a question, if theres a hot single in your area, but you're not there to answer, was there ever a hot single to begin with?
ReVox Yea. They still exist and is still in the area.
What if there's a hot single in your area, but you're not actually there at all - was the hot single ever in your area? I think I just blew my own mind, and if you think about it long enough, the only conclusion you can come to is that 'your area' is an ever-shifting illusion. Fuck.
Schroidinger’s hot single
When the website says hot singles in a 5km radius of your house but the only things in a 5km radius are a preschool and an orphanage
Teachers and nuns brah
I love Internet Historian’s yelping laugh
13:51 too much shoulder, RIP
kewldude007 D E M O N I T I Z E D
I'm squanching over here
I would love it if there was a dating site for the elderly called “Hot Shingles in your area”
Isn't that for Sean Connery dating too?
@@edmundscycles1 it's a site for elderly Sean Connery impersonators
Thish ish the red ochtoberr
Absolute madman, you.
My whole identity got stolen by just watching this video :)
i think it is hilarious how some people actually get scammed clicking stuff like this. If you are a person who would fall for scams of any kind "Stop it. Get some help."
Honestly, the ones who fall for these things are probably either children, the elderly, or the mentally unsound.
“There are no hot singles in your area.” Please. Have you seen me?
Do you notice the psychological masterplay at work in the best game ever? They ask you so many questions so you become sick and tired of answering them and just want to play the game, and eventually give the card details without thinking. We're smarter so we know but I can see kids falling for this almost endlessly, which is super sad imo.
Well yeah. These ads target the vulnerable. Most scams do.
you know that is how scams work.
The question is, do they even bother allowing you to play a game after you've given them the credit card information? Does it just do nothing afterward?
@@Theendman42 Porn isn't typically so shy from showing you what its offering behind stolen copyright and 3D stills. Most likely it doesn't lead to anywhere.
but what if I'm dumb and I keep getting scammed with these, what to do?! :( just wanted some hot singles in my area
Hey, heres an idea for a next episode "Did i really win that million dollars?"
or that iPad
"There Are No Hot Singles In Your Area" because I am the hot single.
10:24
'Voluptuous woman looking for a cub(SF only)
Me: "she's looking for Sangvis Ferri? "
Have a nice Christmas, Internet Historian! Please pass my love on to Internet Herstorian for me!❤️
And a happy new year!
This is what you get for trying to be nice on a meme channel
the hot singles got mad and tried a false flag operation.
RUclips was too scared of the hot single girls in your area
"Harvey Weinstein"
lol'd
I like it better with the mspaint clothes
The reason there were two similar sites is because scammers A) Make tons of similar sites that are interlinked to trap you and B) sell their website formats and pshing techniques to other scammers. Either or is likely the case here. When you got stuck at the game portion of the video not only did they try to make money off your credit card, but, they gave you a survey to make money off of your input by selling it to a company that wants the data.
I love how all those questions had absolutely no bearing on anything lol
Of all the people who's videos I've been watching today who were trying to be funny, yours has been the only one that has actually made me laugh.
Silly RUclips
•Chickens8 • ads are for kids!
PubeTube
The lore you guys build over an afternoon of shitposting is a jewel.
I'm like, tempted to give you guys the credit card info for some empty prepaid visas, just so you can truly plunder the depths.
There are so many hot singles in my area
Some of them even offered me a free iPad
One offered me free robux and free cash one time
1250 characters max *(Optional)*
Uhh....
Is it or isn’t it?? D=,>
When I used to be a craigslist escort I met plenty of men who were stupid enough to try this and ranted about how they surprisingly got scammed. They would also get scammed in real life. They'd go to some woman's house. She'd demand the money up front. Then she'd say, "I have to check to make sure my neighbor / roommate / etc. isn't being weird" or some other half assed excuse and close and lock the door. End game.
If a woman tells you to pay up front tell them that you will pay halfway or at the end to prevent from being scammed and if they say that's their condition then flip them the bird and slam their door in their face
So… half up front, half afterwards? Because there are also plenty of customers who‘ll just leave without paying. And these services are mostly provided in complete anonymity, since everything happens in cash, so good luck trying to get payment through legal means.
I‘ll never forget the news story where the customer sprinted off, and the service provider just ran after him. Butt naked. Absolutely LIVID. Good thing it was summer, wouldn‘t want her to get a cold. 😂 But, yeah, not paying after services rendered is illegal, so he got dragged to court over this and had to pay SO much more. Stupid.
What was your policy?
Thing i like most in those scams is BIG words telling "you will not be charged" and small tellign "this charge will appear as...". so...
I love it! Please edit them in all of the videos!❤️