Samples from the SCP Files [Old ITF]

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  • @matts2257
    @matts2257 5 лет назад +13052

    Can we make Andre Bechert a certified SCP?

    • @isabatedcases5738
      @isabatedcases5738 5 лет назад +542

      Matt Spedicy you mean Andre BecherT

    • @jan_kest
      @jan_kest 5 лет назад +217

      We were able to make some shitty tumblr blog into one. So yeah sure.

    • @HomoChomsky
      @HomoChomsky 5 лет назад +43

      HUMAN_MASK , let that controversy die.

    • @Loup-mx7yt
      @Loup-mx7yt 5 лет назад +13

      What would be anomalous about him? I'm curious

    • @Rainlights13
      @Rainlights13 5 лет назад +300

      Deliberately saying his name without a hard T induces a strange feeling of unease and frustration in any listener, regardless of whether or not they are aware of its pronunciation

  • @SEEYAIAYE
    @SEEYAIAYE 4 года назад +5183

    My favourite is the Tomato that launches itself at lethal force at someone who tells a shitty joke. SCP-504

    • @izanagino-okami8221
      @izanagino-okami8221 4 года назад +230

      I mean, dude. It's son simple, yet do broken, yet so awesome

    • @cherrisoda892
      @cherrisoda892 4 года назад +159

      Thank you for introducing me to this wonderful scp

    • @andotus7637
      @andotus7637 4 года назад +156

      The Critical Tomatoes. I’m pretty sure one of them once like decimated someone’s head and they died

    • @omegaipodmaniac
      @omegaipodmaniac 4 года назад +160

      @@andotus7637 Gave him a massive skull fracture, according to the logs. He was given a news article of a Lenin statue that had a hole put through it via a bomb and said in response "That blows." Unless you were thinking of this one?
      Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
      Subject: D-504-3
      Spoken: "So, I was going to bed, and my brother told me, 'Goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs stick their proboscis in your skin and suck your blood!'" *pause* "Good luck on a healthy dermis!"
      Result: Two-second pause before activity. Tomato clocked at [REDACTED]. Sound barrier broken. Subject killed.
      Some other examples include...
      -The tomatoes "reacting as if confused" when shown an SNL sketch involving Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton.
      -Being told this glorious joke ("2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".) and moving so fast, it shatters the sound barrier, (it got to 3,500 kph apparently, more than three times the speed of sound).
      -Being given a small sample of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke In The World" and just exploding in place.
      -And of course, whatever it was that happened when exposed to SCP-904 (a piece of paper or something that "infects" people and makes it so that they talk poetically, such as rhyming a whole bunch or some shit), which was evidently so bad that all the report says is [DATA EXPUNGED].
      Yeah, this entry has my vote for best SCP.

    • @vasseur9912
      @vasseur9912 4 года назад +151

      "Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shurikens." - Dr. Blast

  • @itssodatime6437
    @itssodatime6437 4 года назад +4991

    I gazed into the void and Bernie Sanders looked back at me

    • @bracedfob9188
      @bracedfob9188 4 года назад +212

      "I am once again asking for your financial support"

    • @zeta970
      @zeta970 4 года назад +16

      Braced Fob918 i totally read that in patrick’s “stop it you’re scaring him patrick” voice

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +14

      @@kefkaswk9334 "Joe Biden is my friend".

    • @matheussanthiago9685
      @matheussanthiago9685 4 года назад +24

      too bad 2020 was completely uneventful and unimportant, if only something could've happened to open america's eyes to its need for public health

    • @noahd.2353
      @noahd.2353 4 года назад +1

      As it should be.

  • @Csp499
    @Csp499 4 года назад +3445

    "Why was that redacted? That's stupid" ought to be the SCP foundation's slogan.

    • @JohnSmith-dd3zi
      @JohnSmith-dd3zi 3 года назад +50

      I image those are just blanks that are redacted, nobody knows.

    • @chaptereight3406
      @chaptereight3406 3 года назад +153

      its so annoying how these are somewhat written scientific reports but do not include the important data, its like doing a research but not displaying the samples

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 3 года назад +30

      Csp499
      It sounds like something Dr. Bright would say.

    • @chronofuge
      @chronofuge 3 года назад +61

      My "favorite" is when they do [redacted]/[redacted]/[redacted] for a date. Like why are you only redacting the numbers? Wouldn't it be more secure to redact it all so people have less info if it leaks?

    • @johnathanhodskins5820
      @johnathanhodskins5820 3 года назад +9

      Typically its somthing that if described would ruin the story

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 4 года назад +3780

    “You’re just mad because you’re angry.” Is what I’m going to say to my fiancé from now on when she’s mad and I’ll see how it goes.

    • @aleksanderrubik.
      @aleksanderrubik. 4 года назад +95

      F gamer

    • @paulgallagher6553
      @paulgallagher6553 4 года назад +113

      Can we get an update? :(

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 4 года назад +259

      Paul Gallagher unfortunately this was the very last comment mr.Mykil had posted

    • @paulgallagher6553
      @paulgallagher6553 4 года назад +110

      @@mftripz8445 play the pipes for our fallen comrade :(

    • @Hoik_it
      @Hoik_it 4 года назад +120

      @TheGameMakeGuy he is dead mate

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch 5 лет назад +3946

    "gamers against weed" group of interest is basically what would happen if /b/ got reality-altering powers.

    • @aribantala
      @aribantala 4 года назад +236

      Sometimes, the world is just very merciful that this kind of reality is not our reality.

    • @dreamyliamy2537
      @dreamyliamy2537 4 года назад +173

      no that would just be them putting porn everywhere

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 4 года назад +112

      @@dreamyliamy2537 swastikas and Hitler

    • @chonchjohnch
      @chonchjohnch 4 года назад +24

      /b/ is just /trash/

    • @blackwolfrules56
      @blackwolfrules56 4 года назад +77

      @@chonchjohnch /trash/ is a thousand times better then that shithole.

  • @CheeseInTheOven
    @CheeseInTheOven 5 лет назад +2273

    SCP 1237:
    Name: Andre Bechert
    Class: Euclid

    • @Dean.....
      @Dean..... 5 лет назад +94

      If I wasn't so lazy I would have thought up a whole backstory on how that hard T made its way into a call of duty game and became the hit marker and extended exposure to its hypnotic effects at an early age causes the individual to spread the disease as it transforms into a meme and starts infesting youtube poops to further expand its influence.

    • @ol_fortune9474
      @ol_fortune9474 5 лет назад +28

      Andre Bechert *T U T*

    • @EHyde-ir9gb
      @EHyde-ir9gb 5 лет назад +66

      Description: SCP-hardT-J is an internet anomaly commonly found in the popular youtuber [redacted]'s patreon under the name "Andre Bechert". As of yet, only the youtuber in question is aware of the entity's real life counterpart. As such, it is only known to exhibit its anomalous effects online.
      SCP-hardT-J has a cognitohazardous effect, which causes anyone attempting to pronounce his name, to do so with a hard T. When asked about the cause of this, most subjects cited nervousness.

    • @WorldWarZ2
      @WorldWarZ2 5 лет назад +3

      I miss him so much...

    • @peepoobeepoo5842
      @peepoobeepoo5842 5 лет назад +2

      K A T E R

  • @johnthwing
    @johnthwing 5 лет назад +4459

    I like to think that the SCP community actually has some talented and original artists (mainly writers) that keep the genre from being a complete cringe-fest...then there's content like this

    • @dragondan244
      @dragondan244 4 года назад +401

      Have you read the orabories cycle? Or a voice behind me? Most of the SCPs are written well. Also the cannon is whatever you make it.

    • @LeFaisDoDo
      @LeFaisDoDo 4 года назад +31

      You’re doing it wrong bud

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 4 года назад +362

      @patrick howard redditors ruined the site as they do everything. They need to be forcefully restrained to their containment website

    • @ChanchoSleepy
      @ChanchoSleepy 4 года назад +109

      patrick howard Wtf? The 5000 series so far has been really good wtf

    • @geomidia8998
      @geomidia8998 4 года назад +61

      @@ChanchoSleepy SCP - 5000 is the best so far

  • @jimberley6341
    @jimberley6341 5 лет назад +1825

    SCP-015
    Name: Burger King Foot Lettuce

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 5 лет назад +36

      Deadly for sure

    • @galacticdog1641
      @galacticdog1641 4 года назад +43

      There a scp video on 15 most dangreous scp narrated by chills

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 4 года назад +18

      Memetic Hazard

    • @SCP096.
      @SCP096. 3 года назад +1

      Once eaten the voice will become slow a deep

    • @trailer.prince
      @trailer.prince Месяц назад

      @@galacticdog1641OMG CHECKED U WERENT KIDDING IM DYING😂

  • @colintherookmain7419
    @colintherookmain7419 5 лет назад +3665

    The visual humor of Volgun’s video background falling apart was amazing.

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 5 лет назад +52

      Colin the Rook Main Scared the heck outta me!

    • @indiejoman
      @indiejoman 4 года назад +49

      So that's why he updated his equipment

    • @vffa
      @vffa 4 года назад +13

      I couldn't stop laughing anymore

    • @Graham.556
      @Graham.556 4 года назад +3

      I am fucking dying lmao

  • @grapesoder1301
    @grapesoder1301 5 лет назад +2662

    Remember: No Fun

    • @moemurder9414
      @moemurder9414 5 лет назад +30

      Jimbo Beterson you like the funny boys

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 лет назад +255

      Sounds like the current SCP moderation team

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 лет назад +201

      Insulting staff. Forum closed

    • @tea1w480
      @tea1w480 5 лет назад +7

      Fuck off to RPC

    • @godofredo404
      @godofredo404 5 лет назад +15

      oh shit it's Jimbo

  • @charlottebiscuit4133
    @charlottebiscuit4133 4 года назад +1202

    i love that "gamers against weed" is cannon in the scp universe

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 года назад +42

      Nothing is canon

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 года назад +3

      @Tl2aV Ok I responded very angrily to you and now the comment is gone hwat hallened 😡😾

    • @politech2722
      @politech2722 4 года назад +27

      robert campbell Your mom probably ate it

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 года назад +4

      @@politech2722 Ok I responded very angrily to you and now the comment is gone hwat hallened 😡

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 4 года назад +11

      There is no canon

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 3 года назад +467

    The funny thing about "sic semper cannabis" is that it can be translated as "thus always FOR cannabis" rather than "TO cannabis", making it sound like they'll do anything for good bud lol

    • @NullFX
      @NullFX 3 года назад +2

      Same tho

    • @DEVS_VLTIMA
      @DEVS_VLTIMA 3 года назад +1

      True that

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant 3 года назад +14

      I donated plasma for weed money before, sic semper cannabis

    • @nataliehawkins6392
      @nataliehawkins6392 Год назад

      like count is 420

    • @moomyung9231
      @moomyung9231 8 месяцев назад

      I was confused by the slogan as well. I'm not great at Latin, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it would be written.

  • @justbear9641
    @justbear9641 5 лет назад +2216

    Apparently 24 is pronounced 12 huh interesting

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 5 лет назад +2560

    Bro those fish are freaking expensive. If my pistachios turned into trout, boom, I'm rich. I'm selling those suckers.

    • @samharradence5689
      @samharradence5689 5 лет назад +12

      DesolatorMagic the smell though

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 5 лет назад +79

      Also they are larger than normal trout

    • @imasiontist653
      @imasiontist653 5 лет назад

      DesolatorMagic oh hey man i didnt expect to see you here. I like your vids.

    • @TheBlueAnt
      @TheBlueAnt 5 лет назад +1

      Holy shit, the troll himself.

    • @delobrenden
      @delobrenden 5 лет назад +4

      but unshelled pistachios are also really expensive

  • @cursedex80
    @cursedex80 5 лет назад +385

    I absolutely lost it at the Nintendo Seals of Quality.

  • @Remon_
    @Remon_ 3 года назад +201

    Most disturbing thing about this is that you cant tell whether it was written by a 12-year old or a fully grown man .

  • @littlebunnyfoofoo209
    @littlebunnyfoofoo209 5 лет назад +4622

    I almost stopped watching after the pistachio story i was so scared

    • @Kiddy7180
      @Kiddy7180 5 лет назад +97

      Ness C. Bru I didn't get scared, i had my kanna pillow with me 😎

    • @eggfordays3897
      @eggfordays3897 5 лет назад +11

      Why kanna

    • @Kiddy7180
      @Kiddy7180 5 лет назад +51

      egg for days because she's better than your waifu and she's my numba one

    • @eggfordays3897
      @eggfordays3897 5 лет назад +56

      Unbelievable

    • @alyandjake9090
      @alyandjake9090 5 лет назад

      Ness C. Spoopy

  • @NicholasKratzer
    @NicholasKratzer 5 лет назад +2258

    The tape reel exploding off during the my little pony SCP was my favorite part. It was so random it made me laugh, like the equipment itself couldn't stand the shitty SCP

    • @mariecakeantoinette437
      @mariecakeantoinette437 4 года назад +41

      SCP-096 isn't actually Pinkie Pie but it may as well be Pinkamena Diane Pie.

    • @dylanflynn1895
      @dylanflynn1895 4 года назад +109

      No it's just plagiarized shy-guy

    • @skelly1004
      @skelly1004 4 года назад +67

      Funny part is that it's literally just an MLP version of SCP-096 which is getting a short film made about it.

    • @altrivotzck6565
      @altrivotzck6565 4 года назад +21

      They should've used fluttershy instead lol. Shy is literally in her name.

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 3 года назад +12

      Altrivotzck They probably chose Pinkie Pie because of Smile.exe

  • @dirlewangerhomelessgothsce5630
    @dirlewangerhomelessgothsce5630 4 года назад +493

    The government made SCP into a meme to discredit it

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 3 года назад +18

      The Foundation you mean. Governments ain’t got shit on them.

    • @Cryros_sphere
      @Cryros_sphere 3 года назад

      Love the pfp bro
      GLR gang

    • @tmsplltrs
      @tmsplltrs 2 года назад

      Best comment.

    • @CertifiedGrimlockFan
      @CertifiedGrimlockFan 2 года назад

      @@baconsir1159 the foundation is funded by the government but the foundation do their own things.

  • @ArchangelSteve
    @ArchangelSteve 4 года назад +421

    To be fair, "Smoka Cola" is a pretty good username.

  • @devinschaefer5646
    @devinschaefer5646 5 лет назад +919

    I’d like to give a special thanks to Andre BecherT

    • @Cole-xq2tl
      @Cole-xq2tl 5 лет назад

      Always thought it was Muslim Wiki because I only listen to his videos lol

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 года назад +753

    Alternate title: "Volgun trying to stay serious"

    • @aulex6545
      @aulex6545 4 года назад +33

      "volgun trying to stay american"

    • @mtfboi2653
      @mtfboi2653 4 года назад +4

      Volgun trying to keep O-5[REDACTED]

    • @Scaramouche122
      @Scaramouche122 4 года назад +1

      Cat nichojou

    • @XKaliberRsR
      @XKaliberRsR 4 года назад +4

      @@Scaramouche122 Sakamoto-san!

    • @Scaramouche122
      @Scaramouche122 4 года назад +1

      @@XKaliberRsR yeah exactly

  • @OayxYT
    @OayxYT 5 лет назад +299

    The smoke meme killed me at 096. So subtle but so hilarious

    • @user-wo1yt1fl1z
      @user-wo1yt1fl1z 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, I watch the volgun all the time and if that happened, i would be cracking up lol.

  • @herstorian2743
    @herstorian2743 5 лет назад +1306

    SCP - 8008135

    • @raintrain9921
      @raintrain9921 5 лет назад +122

      Internet Herstorian object class -boobclid

    • @floppaquest4916
      @floppaquest4916 5 лет назад +67

      Special containment procedures: throw a bra at it

    • @user-iq3xc5gc1f
      @user-iq3xc5gc1f 5 лет назад +53

      what the HECK is this SEXISM!? SCP does NOT stand for SEXIST COCKS on PROZZIES and you should be ashamed, enjoy your ban kiddo.

    • @SeanSpencersRedHotChilliSemen
      @SeanSpencersRedHotChilliSemen 5 лет назад +43

      Description: Anomalously large tits

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 5 лет назад +20

      containment procedures: scp-8008135 cannot be conteined

  • @dansnell5774
    @dansnell5774 5 лет назад +525

    RIP The Hottest Doorknob of All Time
    PS: SCP 420-J needs... further experimenting... _hits blunt_

    • @xopowoHiro
      @xopowoHiro 5 лет назад +104

      That doorknob was so fucking hot man. What a slutty little doorknob.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 5 лет назад +57

      I just love twisting it.

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад +40

      mariokarter13 But did it consent though?

    • @tangy2783
      @tangy2783 5 лет назад +7

      Assault butter knife with tactical grip no. The whole thing is it makes everyone want to assault it.

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 5 лет назад +14

      no you mong it is attractive to everyone not make everyone want to assault it

  • @natqevalhiindisguise141
    @natqevalhiindisguise141 5 лет назад +863

    nobody:
    Volgun: */andɹɛɪ bəʃɛɹtʼ/*

  • @karii2145
    @karii2145 5 лет назад +96

    I like how the projector breaks halfway through SCP-096 getting read.

  • @miltonpirsos11
    @miltonpirsos11 5 лет назад +114

    I was actually scared cus of the music during the pistachios, and I thought of the unsalted pistachios on my desk behind me bursting open with fish.

  • @wilsonmccoy240
    @wilsonmccoy240 5 лет назад +1076

    There's only one fool-proof way to test the character-limit of a comment and that's achieved by

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад +70

      Pasting the dull manuscript of Atlas Shrugged into it.

    • @mftripz8445
      @mftripz8445 4 года назад +11

      I need no channel youtube! The entire script of macbeth including stage directions and obnoxious narrating of the scene

    • @truffeltroll6668
      @truffeltroll6668 3 года назад +6

      [Redacted]

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 5 лет назад +68

    my favorite part of this video is either them cracking up over smoka cola or the part where volgun reads "you're just mad cause you're angry."

  • @motalux
    @motalux 4 года назад +658

    It's super interesting hearing TheVolgun just shut off his accent when he is reading

    • @GenuineRage
      @GenuineRage 4 года назад +41

      I mean he’s just using a different accent lol

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... 4 года назад +66

      Man, the shit Americans come out with sometimes is astounding.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 года назад +11

      Lol you can't "turn off an accent"...

    • @ghost.patrols
      @ghost.patrols 4 года назад +40

      From his perspective, he’s turning on an accent :)

    • @camonsamon4894
      @camonsamon4894 3 года назад +8

      @@jeltje50 well evidently you technically can

  • @netglitch5943
    @netglitch5943 5 лет назад +158

    9:05 this whole sequence of the background just falling apart is amazing.

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou 5 лет назад +1474

    Remember when SCP decided to take itself seriously and became a great site filled with excellent writing and the occasional gag that against all odds didn't break emersion and only served as a nice break from the others?
    Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    • @john2432
      @john2432 5 лет назад +59

      I member

    • @thanos4314
      @thanos4314 4 года назад +22

      3008 is my favorite

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 года назад +227

      I remember it too. Yet alas, nothing lasts forever, and with popularity comes the normies. Nothing is too sacred, nor too serious. It's just the fact of society.
      .
      But hey, it only makes me appreciate great writing even more, be it classics or new ones.

    • @lurighashandarei1318
      @lurighashandarei1318 4 года назад +36

      I actually didn't know scp by that time. I don't even think when this was, since I saw for the first time the scp website with that controversy about some lgbtq+members

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 4 года назад +108

      @@lurighashandarei1318 They can't handle those sexy doorknobs.

  • @CaleTheNail
    @CaleTheNail 4 года назад +44

    Whisper shouting is the epitome of good acting

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 3 года назад +43

    I loved the 096 bit. The room fills with more and more smoke before catching on fire, and everything fucking up in the room more and more.

  • @Jamzmahname
    @Jamzmahname 5 лет назад +175

    Thank you internet historian, very cool.

  • @crimson90
    @crimson90 5 лет назад +486

    24=12
    Got it.

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 года назад +27

    Ah... Newgrounds... Where my childhood was murdered with a Tire Iron... Good Times!

  • @frost1183
    @frost1183 Год назад +9

    That dudes American accent is impeccable. His ability to portray a sort of American scientist studying these monsters is amazingly.

    • @greypaladin7361
      @greypaladin7361 8 месяцев назад

      It’s really only occasionally when he says a word in an Irish way, while doing his American accent. But I still love his Lombardi voice.

  • @ThePppp89
    @ThePppp89 5 лет назад +362

    Hang on a second, what kind of weird ass MLP version of SCP-096 were you guys reading?

  • @johnmckenzie4223
    @johnmckenzie4223 5 лет назад +821

    Fortnite takes place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls. Now, before you start ranting, hear me out. Fortnite has Thanos in it. Thanos is in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite. Mega Man X is in Marvel vs. Capcom, and Mega Man X in the same universe as Mega Man, since Dr. Light created both of them. Mega Man is in Smash Bros, and so is Pac Man, who appears in Wreck-it Ralph. One scene in Wreck-it Ralph shows a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade machine, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have a comic book crossover with Batman. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang show up in an episode of Batman. Scooby Doo, of course, has a crossover with Johnny Bravo. Johnny Bravo is in an obscure Smash Bros. ripoff for the Wii, called Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion. All three Powerpuff Girls show up in this game. Therefore, my conclusion here is that Fortnite does in fact take place in the same universe as The Powerpuff Girls.

    • @KakaCarrotCakeVideos
      @KakaCarrotCakeVideos 5 лет назад +46

      So... does this mean that fucking Gorillaz take place in the same universe as Fortnite!?

    • @nicninja3575
      @nicninja3575 5 лет назад +14

      MatPat is that you?

    • @freyastuchbery7130
      @freyastuchbery7130 5 лет назад +18

      Fortnite would also be in the same universe as Gorillas as well, by proxy. Eat shit, Marvel, this is the supreme connected universe.

    • @crisisboy5822
      @crisisboy5822 5 лет назад +4

      *X-files theme plays*

    • @lightningspirit5695
      @lightningspirit5695 5 лет назад

      @@kaistzar2831 Disney XD has already died long ever since the censorship came in... (PLUS I WILL BE EXPECTING THEM TO USE "GAME ENDED")

  • @dragonslibrary9207
    @dragonslibrary9207 3 года назад +23

    Everybody gangsta until the [redacted] starts [data expunged]

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM 5 лет назад +68

    8:45 me everytime i listen to a scp reading

  • @keddiels9843
    @keddiels9843 5 лет назад +49

    I couldn't help but burst out laughing when he said "ponies come real" in that dramatic voice

  • @mysteryman8667
    @mysteryman8667 5 лет назад +73

    The T in bechert sounds like a hit marker

  • @merrittgaming
    @merrittgaming 3 года назад +11

    I absolutely lost it when the reel-to-reel shot off into space and caught fire lmao

  • @methuselahhoneysuckass
    @methuselahhoneysuckass 10 месяцев назад +4

    6:43 if only they knew what would be in store for the future

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +1310

    A surprise collab to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 5 лет назад +151

    Internet Historian meets The Volgun?
    My life is complete.

  • @tinycockjock1967
    @tinycockjock1967 4 года назад +12

    I’m on the toilet after a bout of explosive diarrhea and I realized I don’t have any toilet paper. This is the soundtrack for it

  • @mandothing506
    @mandothing506 4 года назад +9

    I’ve literally only heard TheVolgun being serious, so this is super entertaining! I want to watch more of this!

  • @DeathAlchemist
    @DeathAlchemist 5 лет назад +142

    Gamers against weed is the best group of instance. The Nerf Gun is one of the best scps.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 5 лет назад +10

      Death Alchemist Nah Dr.Wondertainment was better.

    • @DeathAlchemist
      @DeathAlchemist 5 лет назад +1

      Brian Bread they are a close second for me. Mr.Headless is the best.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 5 лет назад +2

      Death Alchemist I mean GAW did copy Dr.Wondertainment.

    • @DeathAlchemist
      @DeathAlchemist 5 лет назад

      Brian Bread How?

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 5 лет назад +4

      Death Alchemist They made their own Little Mr.Misters series.

  • @CooperThief
    @CooperThief 5 лет назад +706

    I was binging your other in the fields earlier, this is great. Also when is My immortal part 2?

    • @JanitorScruffy
      @JanitorScruffy 5 лет назад +171

      Begone Prep

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 5 лет назад +57

      Fangs to you

    • @IHincognitoMode
      @IHincognitoMode  5 лет назад +140

      thanks! a few days -- up to a week. will be livestreaming more editing of it soon

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 5 лет назад +20

      Internet Historian: Incognito Mode fangs, we are waiting with baited breath.

    • @bigslurpee2078
      @bigslurpee2078 5 лет назад +4

      I CAN'T LIKE YOUR COMMENT. You're Shrek and you have 420 Likes I mean c'mon.

  • @lifeisoverated81
    @lifeisoverated81 3 года назад +13

    I like the group of interest known as 'AWCY' = 'Are We Cool Yet'. If I remember correctly they deal with or produce anomalous art.

  • @ddidomenico2156
    @ddidomenico2156 3 года назад +1

    An Irish fellow and an Australian gent walk into a bar; they glance at the full wall mirror behind the bartender. The glowing eyes of a dozen Bernie Sanders glares at them with distain. They are never heard from again.
    No but really, you guys are two of my favorite voices on RUclips, love you fellows🤘

    • @deadturret4049
      @deadturret4049 3 года назад

      Historian is from new zealand.

    • @ddidomenico2156
      @ddidomenico2156 3 года назад

      @@deadturret4049 Well then, I'm still learning aren't I?

  • @redthejack927
    @redthejack927 5 лет назад +29

    Oh dammit, im sure it will be a great video but im on the edge of my seat waiting for part2 of the vampire harrypotter diaries fan fiction...that shit goood

  • @ImnotCarlSagan
    @ImnotCarlSagan 5 лет назад +34

    Holly crap this is a match made in heaven for me.

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 3 года назад +3

    I like how the cigarette smoke used for Volgun’s lecture escalated an actual fire breaking out

  • @TheWaInut
    @TheWaInut 4 года назад +23

    Holy shit it just clicked with me that TheVolgun is just doing a really good American accent. Damn dude I never realized

  • @clarambrosia9834
    @clarambrosia9834 5 лет назад +101

    spoopy

  • @eduardomiano282
    @eduardomiano282 5 лет назад +214

    People should start commenting "before Justin Y" instead of "first"

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 лет назад +6

      Eduardo Miano this could work , might bring an end to justin y's reign of tyranny

    • @ironraccoon3536
      @ironraccoon3536 5 лет назад +3

      Wasn't there a guy before him who appeared in the comments of every video? Not Stickmaster. Someone else.

    • @Brightrich26
      @Brightrich26 5 лет назад +2

      Iron Raccoon
      You mean the venerable Misaka Mikoto?

    • @Brightrich26
      @Brightrich26 5 лет назад

      Sneaky Snek Had actually forgotten about the fruit with shades, since I haven't seen him recently. But Misaka is the oldest and personally most memorable comment tuber from my time on site.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 5 лет назад

      anti brony master race then someone worse will take over

  • @janku7896
    @janku7896 4 года назад +12

    Sic Semper Cannabis = "It is always hemp."

  • @clockworkserpent
    @clockworkserpent 3 года назад +4

    The editing during the Scp096 was genius😂😂😂😂

  • @boogaloo4047
    @boogaloo4047 5 лет назад +42

    I was expecting multiple things today, this was not one of them

    • @2175Nono
      @2175Nono 5 лет назад

      Distorted Mutahar What else were you expecting? Just curious

    • @Dv2YT
      @Dv2YT 5 лет назад

      I could say the same about you lol

    • @testname4464
      @testname4464 5 лет назад

      o no, dady is hurt

  • @d4148
    @d4148 5 лет назад +270

    The rise, fall, and decay. Of the SCP Foundation website

    • @supermansuperman3047
      @supermansuperman3047 5 лет назад +5

      no that's mumkey jones's thing, not historian of the internet

    • @theemeraldexpress7902
      @theemeraldexpress7902 5 лет назад +5

      The Old Man would be proud.

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 5 лет назад +4

      Superman Superman lmao
      I love how Mumkey’s a wannabe shitlord even though he was major bros with Digibro and was a broni. It cracks me up.

    • @d4148
      @d4148 5 лет назад

      Superman Superman so? It's a saying that can be used to describe most things on the internet today

    • @coolguy9189
      @coolguy9189 5 лет назад +3

      chershey how is scp dying?

  • @alybe1801
    @alybe1801 3 года назад +2

    7:58 fucking love how there's a fuck ton of smoke coming out as soon as he talks about pinky pie

  • @SolstaceWinters
    @SolstaceWinters Год назад +8

    SCP is such a D&D smorgasbord! So much inspiration for creatures, locales, magic items. Even if you don't rip things wholesale, you can borrow elements or themes here and there to spice up your campaign. Not everything has to be an invincible murder monster or unknowable concept from beyond time and space, but like... SCP-714. That could be a fun magic item. Cursed, but fun. Or SCP-500. Or SCP-860. Shenanigans, all of them! Even if only in bits and pieces.

  • @chazstones7424
    @chazstones7424 5 лет назад +13

    This is literally my favorite series on the internet right now

  • @mechazard9883
    @mechazard9883 5 лет назад +104

    Press f for scp

  • @wantedparts8256
    @wantedparts8256 2 года назад +2

    “Your just mad because you are angry” Ah yes the floor is made of floor

  • @t0xcn253
    @t0xcn253 Год назад +6

    Volgun has the most convincing American accent in the SCP game, so off putting to recall that it is not his natural way of speaking.

  • @keepXonXrockin
    @keepXonXrockin 5 лет назад +21

    Clash of the accents

  • @ryanroth9482
    @ryanroth9482 5 лет назад +10

    3:03 "contains 12 unshelled and roasted pistachios" but it's actually 24 i'm enraged

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej 3 года назад +3

    "That voice acting is not on fleek."
    - The Volgun.

  • @LordJackass
    @LordJackass 3 года назад +4

    it's amazing to see a serious youtuber like TheVolgun who typically does horror just get really goofy, really refreshing and hilarious to see him break character like that. also, love that bit you did with the tape recorder at 9:04 died of hysterics.

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 5 лет назад +132

    Andre BecherTTTT

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce 5 лет назад +36

    SCP mods be like SC-Go to the polls

  • @AWonderfulGalaxy
    @AWonderfulGalaxy 5 лет назад +1

    After a tough time in my life, you guys made me laugh. It made my heart feel better. Thank you so much!

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 года назад +3

    I already like Volgun's videos a lot, but just listening to him hang out and have fun makes him seem even cooler.

  • @d.o.f.t.1578
    @d.o.f.t.1578 5 лет назад +6

    8:12 dàmn he’s really going ham on the smoke machine

  • @mikeliszenfs3266
    @mikeliszenfs3266 4 года назад +9

    Incident log #420
    Time: 8:35
    During the writing of SCP Document #096 the entire research staff stared vaping and making "dem cloudz".The entire room was filled with vape smoke and was suffocating some of the "inexperienced" staff members. The document itself was a mistake and should be burned. burned. burned. burned. burned.

  • @avalonjustin
    @avalonjustin 3 года назад

    I love this video so much. You put so much work into your uploads man.

  • @nzane1216
    @nzane1216 4 года назад +4

    Let's take a moment to enjoy the volgun video background deteriorating into a state of chaos as he continues reading

  • @kazako749
    @kazako749 3 года назад +3

    honestly i'd pay Internet Historian like 300 dollars just to hear him read SCPs it's a worthwhile expenditure

  • @WeebBaptism
    @WeebBaptism 5 лет назад +13

    Well this is a collab I didn’t know I wanted

  • @SirDgor
    @SirDgor 4 года назад +1

    the clang at like 9:12 spooked me more than anything

  • @kebostek
    @kebostek 5 лет назад

    So THIS is why I suddenly started getting recommendations to TheVolgun some months ago. Very fun channel, I watched everything after the point when he upgraded his audio.

  • @vidyastuff3509
    @vidyastuff3509 5 месяцев назад +3

    I just got done huffing paint and I bet he didn't even write these SCP entries himself.

  • @dutchvanderlinde7239
    @dutchvanderlinde7239 3 года назад +3

    I thought he did like a voice warm up for the voice but no he’s just right into it

  • @bardofbedlam9402
    @bardofbedlam9402 3 года назад +2

    Two of my favorite creators in one video. I need a personal moment.

  • @nikolaisthirdeye1913
    @nikolaisthirdeye1913 5 лет назад

    This is a cross over episode I never knew I wanted but now that I have it I need more of this long time fan of both channels keep up the great work lads

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 5 лет назад +464

    So whatever happened with the in the field with Merry weather
    Also in the field with Mister Metokur when?

    • @nayrzabear4443
      @nayrzabear4443 5 лет назад +49

      I was actually able to talk to Merry, heres what he said
      "Yeah with Internet Historian. I feel kind of bad for doing it though. If we do another video, it'll be making fun of my old cringey shitty comics from when I started out.
      I don't wanna dissuade anyone from making comics, since everyone starts out bad. Heck, even today you will find people who call my writing cringe. That's no reason to stop."

    • @thebigenchilada678
      @thebigenchilada678 5 лет назад +26

      ImmaLittlePip Internet Historianberg’s reddit tier humor doesn’tcompute with mister metokur’s, besides jim’s too anti jewish for him.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 5 лет назад +2

      That'll be some old school shit. I think the last time he did that was the Sandra Lee video about 10 years ago.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 5 лет назад +24

      I hope he doesn't do anything with Metokur, Metokur is horrible.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 5 лет назад +3

      Nicholas Suuuuuure he didn't.

  • @j22s
    @j22s 5 лет назад +16

    Who else is watching this instead of sleeping?

  • @hallosx2
    @hallosx2 5 лет назад +1

    i just fucking love how reel to reel breaks during the scp-096 reading

  • @Natival
    @Natival 4 года назад

    I’ve been watching both of you for so long and I can’t believe I never saw this until now

  • @geraldtheoctopus1594
    @geraldtheoctopus1594 2 года назад +4

    8:43 The top speed is 46 kilometers per hour, they redacted it to make it sound faster.

    • @mishano6087
      @mishano6087 2 года назад

      ...it's not tho it's documented that thier pursuit choppers couldn't keep up with it , seeing as theyre a clandestine shadow government with unlimited funds it's fair to say they have they top of the line of all thier equipment.. the fastest prototype helicopters currently can do about 430kmph so let's assume they at least have birds like that and they couldn't keep up with it. Also when they tested showing it to somone on the moon it ran so fast that it surpassed breakthrough velocity an literally ran from earth into orbit and launched itself to the moon so I'd say it can probably do more than 43 kmph. Also Incase you didn't know it's not a pony that was a joke. Lol

    • @geraldtheoctopus1594
      @geraldtheoctopus1594 2 года назад +1

      @@mishano6087 I guess I have to put a large disclaimer at the end of all of my jokes, confirming that it is in fact a joke.

  • @noxafax
    @noxafax 4 года назад +11

    All that smoke comes from the weed they smoke to make this video

  • @PinaKoalaGaming
    @PinaKoalaGaming 2 года назад

    Been subbed to this channel for 2 weeks. The Volgun for 3 years. How is this just now in my feed!!

  • @visicircle
    @visicircle Год назад

    What an awesome cross-over! Love both of your work!