True story: I grew up about 30 minutes away from Crazy Bruce's Liquor. His commercials may be 'interesting' but he really does have the lowest prices in the state of Connecticut...
@@sochiolympics8427 I like how mainstream is part of what you think makes naruto bad. It highlights how lacking you are in critiquing a show beyond making claims like a filthy little mouth breather.
It's the only editing software I know how to use, lol. But because I know it's very dated, I've held off on a video I want to make for some years until i have a newer computer that can run something better.
Honestly, he could have mentioned any regularly played song on Coles Radio and it would have made sense. 1 fucking year of working at Coles has killed my desire to listen to most 80s songs.
wouldn't go to his shop though? that theme on loop after surviving the apocalypses all his liquor has buffs and he even gives you a quest to take down his competitors.
Mr New Vegas: "The Black Mountain Radio signal is back after a long absence. Listeners say the new programming is, quote: Less for outcasts, and more for weirdos. This program was sponsored by Crazy Bruce, take it away Bruce." Bruce: "Crazy Bruce-
7:24 HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME! I thought I deleted the video all those years ago i'm so glad you guys unearthed it! My fiancee and I are laughing our asses off! What was I thinking, I remember I found a soundboard on newgrounds and thought robotnick saying NO was the funniest thing ever and it was like 10 at night, you can hear my chihuahuas barking in the background which is why I quickly stopped recording because my parents were pissed I was messing around on their laptop.
RUclips poops are definitely my favourite internet phenomenon. To me, it embodies just how dumb peoples' sense of humour can be, and it's great! They are just so humble and fascinating to behold. Even the cringy ones have a certain charm to them. The fact that there are actually still really good YTP makers out there is really impressive given how bizzare of a thing it is.
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.” ― George Sand
KA 237 this is the strange cave paintings that we do d and almost instinctually remember them but they're so foreign you can't quite help but be drawn in.
I truly believe this: YTPs are beautiful. They are all deeply personal and every one is unique. Honestly they're more art than most things on this site, even more art than things trying to be arty. Every clip, every devision, every cut, meaningless and meaningful. At the same time.
When the bombs fall and the surviving humans retreat underground to seek refuge one name will stay forever etched into the survivors mind's C R A Z Y B R U C E
On a lonely wall in a derelict home blackened by the fury of nuclear warfare, two names are etched into the wall, only to be fondly remembered by the elders who had witnessed the pre-collapse world... C R A Z Y B R U C E E R E C T C O C K
DanDaMaN95cov fuck me thats the best shit ever. to anyone that doesn't know, its just a guy doing a tile ad but he draws out the last word of every sentence for like 2 seconds. and he does it in such a bored voice. its amazing
Internet historian with EmperorLemon with a reference to down the rabbit hole! I love that all my favorite RUclipsrs are coalescing into something great and powerful
What??? This did amazing. It was one of their best videos. They only took it down because he stepped down as Prez in Japan and the team there didnt want to disrespect the current one.
EmpLemon laughing is one of the purest noises I know. Aside from his YTPs, he's probably most well-known for his social diatribes, and it's so refreshing to hear him actually be amused at something.
The "Prices are Down" bit reminded me of my first job at a local grocery store I worked at that for some reason played "Let's Get Physical" 4-5 times in a row.
Every single one if those videos made me smile. They're shit, yeah, but it harkens back to when RUclips was just people uploading things because they wanted to share whatever weird thing they made.
Omfg i used to drive past Crazy Bruce's almost every day on the way to the store. I didn't even know they ever had commercials, can't believe it became a meme lol.
15:30 - For those of you not "In the know" - "CapnOAwesome" slept with "Fakesagan"'s girlfriend "OshunAvani" and recorded it, uploading it to the internet and forever marking himself as a piece of shit. The video was marked, flagged and forever removed from the internet, however by then CapnOAwesome had alienated himself from the entire crowd of RUclips Atheists at the time. OshunAvani and Fakesagan later broke up, CapnOAwesome quit RUclips (Though I've heard there's been stirrings on occasion), Fakesagan quit RUclips and came back, however he's also a piece of shit (At one point he got drunk and held a gun to "The Amazing Atheist"'s head after threatening to shoot himself on stream. The two were actually friends at the time.) OshunAvani is now a Camgirl (Apparently as of less than a year ago from what I've heard) and CapnOawesome, according to Scotty Kirk, The Amazing Atheist's brother, perhaps has a kid now and is avoiding RUclips. God, the stories I could tell you about the old days of RUclips.
Even though I've seen this video hundreds of times I just can't stop laughing whenever the Dominoes pizza bit comes on. EmpLemon and Internet Historian's laughs are just that contagious.
I have, never in my LIFE, laughed as hard as I did when I watched this video at 3:46 am and the Hatsune Miku segment played. Thank you for blessing me with this.
Great things about being a kid: #52980: Being able to say / do whatever you like without being internally conflicted about whether you're being 'cringy' or not.
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True story: I grew up about 30 minutes away from Crazy Bruce's Liquor. His commercials may be 'interesting' but he really does have the lowest prices in the state of Connecticut...
That's why he's doing it since 1964.
Crazy Bruce sounds like an absolute legend of the liquor biz
Crazy Eddie had the lowest prices in the tristate area. What's his secret?
Sell stolen merchandise to undercut the competition, of course!
quit advertising
I come from the same place, and it was surreal the first time I saw Crazy Bruce become some kind of meme.
I love the thought of Google having to pay to maintain servers and hard drives just for dumb YTP videos.
Moving Parts Gaming it actually maintains RUclips at a loss because it’s basically becoming a propoganda platform, and to keep competitors away
+Allen Rubin And the unending Exabytes of spam cant help either.
FIGHT THE MAN
Maybe this is why they want to kill us.
Dumb?!
The original miku dominoes ad had 1M views before it was deleted
@Tiny Neb Well this didn't age well, hey, atleast there are reuploads...
@@ElPandaFriki yeah but people want the original just look at the video nick Robinson did about it
@@Raymuk exactly
Dear god I need that fucking pizza box to throw at Mike kroon's scrawny pale body
@Tiny Neb that explains how i can still access the video, i put the hatsune miku video in a playlist before it became unlisted
“Im a Naruto fan, *believe it* “
Best way to introduce yourself
Best Tinder bio tbh
@@sochiolympics8427 you're gatekeeping anime?
Permavirgin
@@sochiolympics8427 Naruto p1 is ok. You're just a reddit neckbeard who thinks everything popular is shit.
@@sochiolympics8427 I like how mainstream is part of what you think makes naruto bad. It highlights how lacking you are in critiquing a show beyond making claims like a filthy little mouth breather.
@@Lethargy514 the fillers man it turns my brain into mush
There's a strange comfort to watching old MovieMaker era RUclips.
Simpler times
Yup
That's depression.
@ChillyCloth exactly.
It's the only editing software I know how to use, lol. But because I know it's very dated, I've held off on a video I want to make for some years until i have a newer computer that can run something better.
My belief is that all YTPs are simultaneously both bad and good.
@@HuwRees I think you mean Schrodinger's Poop
So bad that they're good?
how can something be both?
@@burprobrox9134 through the power of memes and drugs, lots of drugs.
So... chaotic neutral?
"In Australia right, there's this awful song..."
Me, having worked for Coles for 4 years until recently: *PTSD*
Oof. You got through it hey. So.. Gg?
Honestly, he could have mentioned any regularly played song on Coles Radio and it would have made sense. 1 fucking year of working at Coles has killed my desire to listen to most 80s songs.
Nice man, I was able to get out last year and now I'm a lot better off doing grounds work at a school. If I can get out of there, anyone can.
"That's why I pick Woolies"
Too be fair Bruce has a pretty good singing voice.
This comment was amusing, idiot
jim pickens?!
connor murphy that’s Wallace Breen
@@davidbunt9216 t'was a joke, but thank you for telling me. i actually did not know
connor murphy It does genuinely look like Jim Pickens
>You can't have poops without dinner
*FACTS*
mAh boi. This dinner is what all true warriors strive for
@@TheKing-uu7jn sorry, I can't give you any poop credit MMMMMMMMMMMM come back when your a little shitter
*HELLO EVERYONE I'M SCOTT, PRESIDENT OF DOMINO'S PIZZA*
*_HAVE YOU HEARD OF HATSUNE MIKU??_*
Pizza, Pasta, put it in a box...
Funnystuf *Mike Hatsune is better*
*V e r y C o o l*
haha, a funny
Gay Luigi bombs
Crazy bruce’s liquor anthem sounds like some song they’d have in a Fallout 4 radio
wouldn't go to his shop though? that theme on loop after surviving the apocalypses all his liquor has buffs and he even gives you a quest to take down his competitors.
Mr New Vegas: "The Black Mountain Radio signal is back after a long absence. Listeners say the new programming is, quote: Less for outcasts, and more for weirdos. This program was sponsored by Crazy Bruce, take it away Bruce."
Bruce: "Crazy Bruce-
Someone apparently made a mod that does exactly that lol
Yeah someone did it as a mod for New Vegas. Not sure if it's in 4, too
The naruto fan actually hurt me physically.
When I heard "Believe it." I felt a tiny piece of my soul die...
Same here, but the weeb killed one fraction of my soul, the weeb pizza company killed the rest of it.
shut up weeb!!
Gregor's Evil Twin Boo hoo, this hurt my Weeb feelings.
Thats called growth
I was like yeah, I believe it.
IH finally embraced the DOWNWARD SPIRAL
Jeaigh Walker to see if he still felt
+Weirdo he focused on the pain
Fabio Clementi to know if he's still real
what has he become
His sweetest pain
EmpLemon I thought we had something special :,(
Friendship ended.
Rip
but is his name Mudasir?
oh shit
This is so sad
7:24 HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME! I thought I deleted the video all those years ago i'm so glad you guys unearthed it! My fiancee and I are laughing our asses off! What was I thinking, I remember I found a soundboard on newgrounds and thought robotnick saying NO was the funniest thing ever and it was like 10 at night, you can hear my chihuahuas barking in the background which is why I quickly stopped recording because my parents were pissed I was messing around on their laptop.
i can attest that this is definitely that same chubby cheek child
legend
Bruhh
No way, the man himself has found it. Its like a war veteran meeting another war veteran from the same war. It has that kind of vibe.
NO FUCKNG WAY
RUclips poops are definitely my favourite internet phenomenon. To me, it embodies just how dumb peoples' sense of humour can be, and it's great! They are just so humble and fascinating to behold. Even the cringy ones have a certain charm to them. The fact that there are actually still really good YTP makers out there is really impressive given how bizzare of a thing it is.
WanderingRandomer same
you know you're in for some quality poop when the first five seconds have a racial slur, sex joke or earrape
They're so dumb they go around to be smart and then they took a healthy dose of stupid
captainplums makes some wicked sick Michael Rosen ones
I still love it to this day
First time I hear Emplemon not in his sarcastic or rant voice
Are you even in incognito mode when you watch these?
never
Explaining YTP does absolutely NOTHING in explaining YTP.
I love it.
These kids are probably in their 20s now
Natalia Odendaal
Indeed we are...
22 years old thank god my south park ytps were deleted
The kid at 7:24 is me and yep I am 21 now lol
@David Stewart
It is a pleasure to meet the creator of “youtube poop: NO!”
@@ChefBagel you BY FAR had the best RUclips poop on this video
The "I'm already here, you don't have to convince me to go shop here" thing feels too close to home.
“Have some fun with Miku!”
mAceOfHearts aw i wish
Pizza is a code word for pedo
Yo noid!
@@supertaoman12 FBI open up!
“It’s a quick one it’s gonna getcha” *MID-ROLL AD*
When Crazy Bruce got past being nervous on camera he actually did a pretty nice Sinatra singing impression. That was quite good.
Guy: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover
Me: *shows them this*
*Marvel
Who's Marvin?
Domino's x Miku
Think its a meme, a different account posted the same comment
Is that the face of our Lord mutahard
Not gonna lie. Emplemon sounded like top 15s for a second thre
I thought it was him lol
B B I thought the same thing, creeps video voice is really really annoying.
9:36 my favorite toy growing up. The Silver Subway with real shaking action. It was a big hit for kids who had single moms during the holidays.
Looking for this
@@XanderNotZander is this stock footage, editing, what the fuck is the source of this clip hahaha
11 months later.I thought i was the only one that noticed that
I have watched this video like 12 times and never noticed that. wow.
XanderNotZander ikea
The Utube drama website is just a perfect memorial to the futility of RUclips drama (and internet drama in general)
but it is technically archived for future users to see.
Plot twist: These were all made by a young EmpLemon (except the rants and the Dominoes add.
G Man Especially the Dominos ad
EmpLemon IS President of Dominoes Pizza.
Does that mean he made the Crazy Bruce ad and Down Down ad?
@@AlGoreGaming420 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!!!!!
So that means EmpLemon is crazy Bruce, proprietor of Crazy Bruce's Liquor?
Bruce is too crazy no mortal can contain him, only through alcohol can we keep him in a dream like state all ways drifting between limbo and are world
Thanks for the profile picture, Emp.
Have fun with miku
a year later and still the same pfp, nice.
Nice
Nice
nice
"dominos hatsune miku" is the first thing that pops up when typing 'domino' in the search field. Perfection!
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
― George Sand
YTP Tennis Round 3.wmv is a MASTERPIECE.
"Okay, okay, I have some thoughts. I think it's a bold move to just end your video with the chicken dance."
'clap clap clap clap'
That Arthur one is one of the finest pieces of art I've ever encountered. So many details that hide so much meaning. Its remarkable
Holy shit, this is prehistoric youtube content.
KA 237 this is the strange cave paintings that we do d and almost instinctually remember them but they're so foreign you can't quite help but be drawn in.
These were made in the Paleozoic era.
Oil is made of tiny old RUclips videos.
Wow. This just gave me a depressing reminder that I used to laugh at a three-minute video of the King repeating ‘mah boi’.
Queen Creepycandy Back when the internet was 100% worthwhile and it was just people having a good time
I still laugh at that shit, get fuuuuuuuuuuucked.
... I still do.
Bro that shit still hits hard 😂
I truly believe this: YTPs are beautiful. They are all deeply personal and every one is unique. Honestly they're more art than most things on this site, even more art than things trying to be arty. Every clip, every devision, every cut, meaningless and meaningful. At the same time.
When the bombs fall and the surviving humans retreat underground to seek refuge one name will stay forever etched into the survivors mind's
C R A Z Y B R U C E
Ok melon
funny to read this on 2020
Hey niguigi, you burning and looting your town with your brothers?
Bruh that's not how you spell H A T S U N E M I K U
On a lonely wall in a derelict home blackened by the fury of nuclear warfare, two names are etched into the wall, only to be fondly remembered by the elders who had witnessed the pre-collapse world...
C R A Z Y B R U C E
E R E C T C O C K
"Have some fun with Miku... "
*Top 10 anime couples*
You're starting to show up everywhere like Justin over there
anime is a sin
Hi LittlePip
ImmaLittlePip is fallout equestria still a thing?
LittlePip is basically the mascot of based MLP on RUclips now.
"Have you heard of Hatsune Miku?"
* Ad for anti-bacteria spray plays *
I like the Crazy Bruce's Liquor theme and video, it has that weird nostalgic vibe to it i dunno why.
Thank you for reminding me how much I hated adverts for the 6 and a half years I lived in Australia.
UB3RFR3NZY jims mowing
Helloooo Frank Walker from National Tiles
Surely American ones are just as bad
Sam Staneke Jim’s Mowing has the best ads
DanDaMaN95cov fuck me thats the best shit ever. to anyone that doesn't know, its just a guy doing a tile ad but he draws out the last word of every sentence for like 2 seconds. and he does it in such a bored voice. its amazing
Marvel: "Infinity War Is The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History"
Me: "In The Field | An Introduction to YTP [Feat. EmpLemon]"
YTPs were the dank memes from the mid 2000's
Well, everything from early 2000 beats that deepfried nonsensical cringe that gets called "memes" today.
@@theblackbaron4119 No
@@1nestar No
@@Thelivingmonkeygaming No
@@theblackbaron4119 ok boomer
Hearing one of my favourite channels talk about YTP is such a treat.
That Dominos part got me real good
This is pure cancer.
Okay. Time to watch the video.
you mean aids
Love how he just overlaid “open” instead of just playing the video in reverse
It was such a legit moment when I.H. just moaned under his breath "what am I doing with my life?" Lol
Finally. The algorithm knows my kinks.
Internet historian with EmperorLemon with a reference to down the rabbit hole! I love that all my favorite RUclipsrs are coalescing into something great and powerful
14:03 When an actual funny ytp shows up in the vid
This was a fantastic dive into a tiny, tiny bit of RUclips Poop history.
Not only is that Domino's/Miku add a failure but they also show a girl touching her hair and then putting it in cheese
What??? This did amazing. It was one of their best videos. They only took it down because he stepped down as Prez in Japan and the team there didnt want to disrespect the current one.
12:52
still pretty cute tho, ngl
redberries honestly... yeah
I can confirm the Coles Down Down song is played about every 3rd song in Coles
Woolworth's one is much better
Woolworths is better cause they just play music and not stupid fucking adds 33% of the time.
SavageBoy69Alt
Legit too Relatable
EmpLemon laughing is one of the purest noises I know. Aside from his YTPs, he's probably most well-known for his social diatribes, and it's so refreshing to hear him actually be amused at something.
Every time I hear that song in Coles, I think of Internet Historian.
the best part is that ive actually seen that on tv and been to the store. thx for the nostalgia
NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC EH LUIGI
I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI
"Once your pizza is delivered, have some fun with Miku!" *creepy smile*
The "Prices are Down" bit reminded me of my first job at a local grocery store I worked at that for some reason played "Let's Get Physical" 4-5 times in a row.
Crazy Bruce's liquor is like a place I have been irl. Things only connecticunts understand, man.
i live in west hartford and when i was really young i thought crazy bruce was quagmire from family guy
Please tell me that's actually what you call yourselves.
@@thesandwich5321 I can confirm
9:36 everyone knows a vibrator wins all toy battles
So that's what it was...
This video is like watching two men exploring a destroyed post-apocalyptic city.
Every single one if those videos made me smile.
They're shit, yeah, but it harkens back to when RUclips was just people uploading things because they wanted to share whatever weird thing they made.
Emps laughter is pure joy.
Internet Historian’s laughter gives me life. Possibly the best noise my ears have ever had the pleasure of hearing.
13:07 When you show your mates a dank meme that you found.
7:15 I saw "Steamed hams 360 VR experience" in your recommended and had to stop to investigate.
Wait. How was it?
@@potatopotatoeOG A good time was had by all.
@@enclave2k1 can confirm, it was an enlightening experience
RUclips Poop is the best internet meme. No competition.
Yep PINGAS
Omfg i used to drive past Crazy Bruce's almost every day on the way to the store. I didn't even know they ever had commercials, can't believe it became a meme lol.
They actually used the credits I'm so happy
I thought the scenario they came up with when pontificating on the backstory of Crazy Bruce's liquor was adorable.
15:30 - For those of you not "In the know" - "CapnOAwesome" slept with "Fakesagan"'s girlfriend "OshunAvani" and recorded it, uploading it to the internet and forever marking himself as a piece of shit. The video was marked, flagged and forever removed from the internet, however by then CapnOAwesome had alienated himself from the entire crowd of RUclips Atheists at the time.
OshunAvani and Fakesagan later broke up, CapnOAwesome quit RUclips (Though I've heard there's been stirrings on occasion), Fakesagan quit RUclips and came back, however he's also a piece of shit (At one point he got drunk and held a gun to "The Amazing Atheist"'s head after threatening to shoot himself on stream. The two were actually friends at the time.)
OshunAvani is now a Camgirl (Apparently as of less than a year ago from what I've heard) and CapnOawesome, according to Scotty Kirk, The Amazing Atheist's brother, perhaps has a kid now and is avoiding RUclips.
God, the stories I could tell you about the old days of RUclips.
So just a terrible time where all parties involved just completely faceplanted into a beartrap
Old RUclips lore is so amazing, I wish I was apart of more of it when I was younger
This reads like an insane sitcom
@plentyness ;)
@@farkbett699 I remember playing Day of Defeat source while listening to all this drama shit.
>youtube poop
>not a single michael rosen in sight
I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
I know this is such a menial thing, but this is the first time I've seen Connecticut featured in a meme video and I am surprisingly proud of it.
Even though I've seen this video hundreds of times I just can't stop laughing whenever the Dominoes pizza bit comes on. EmpLemon and Internet Historian's laughs are just that contagious.
I see you hired a professor for your documentary
I wonder what's for dinner
Academics pls respond
I was hoping for green simpsons
Ek hou van die vlag.
I have, never in my LIFE, laughed as hard as I did when I watched this video at 3:46 am and the Hatsune Miku segment played. Thank you for blessing me with this.
Love the fact that after only mentioning dinner a few moments earlier, an ad is brought up about spaghetti
I like how he said clap instead of just clapping
Please clap.
Wait, he's Australian? I thought he was British.
Squorch974 This is true
yeah he says 'dAHnce' I know like 1 Australian who speaks like that
He's a Kiwi living in Straya.
Communism for shekels explains the stupid 'dAHnce' thing.
Abby Liu You mean proper English.
There are currently 2 crazy Bruce’s liquors open today
Thank you
9:02
"Have a taste of my super freeze breath!"
*Audible cringe*
Great things about being a kid:
#52980: Being able to say / do whatever you like without being internally conflicted about whether you're being 'cringy' or not.
Holy fuck, that Miku ad kills me
You spelt 'arouse' wrong
Ok quinton reviews
So here's the thing...
@@jakurz4297 I fackin hate miku
That YTP by Erect Cock a friend showed me a couple years ago, that was by far the best shit I've ever seen
Every time EmpLemon does that "ahyuk" laugh, my eroded, shivelled soul glows a little.
The dominoes logo painted onto the fingernail just killed me 13:27
Who comes up with this stuff...
meme elites
true meme conocers
can i get a WHOO WHOO for Crazy Bruce?
Stylin' and Racially Profilin'
ROOOOOOOOOOO
WHOO WHOO
WHOO WHOO
*OOHW OOHW*
「ＷＨＯＯ ＷＨＯＯ」
I feel like YTP videos don't get copysmited that often because nobody can bring themselves to investigate that part of the internet.
I knew the ending was coming, but God damn it still made me cry laughing
what even is this channel at this point
A mastapiece baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Literal youtube poop
Oney plays
This channel is the shit that sticks onto your butthole, that stains your toilet paper over and over again, with no end in sight.
Jimbo Beterson so, main channel is for cancer, incognito channel is for autism. Got it.
who remembers the sky had a weegee?
krabby kakes pure art
THE SKY HAD A POKEMON
It was the original God tier poop before CS188
The most high quality YTPs I've seen are the ones made by Numberer1. He's actually an editor for the GameTheorists.