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It's hard to be a brand.
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Twitter: @nethistorian
Patreon: / internethistorian
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Приколы
"An automatic Twitter feed" oh no
"unmoderated" OH NO
"it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*
I laughed progressively harder as he went on
The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going
OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!
420th like. Ayy lmao
PepeLaugh
"And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board"
It was at that moment.
Agile2013 knew
Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol
They fucked up
That they knew they fuckded up
We had that at my school, it was beautiful
I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.
That is absolutely amazing
A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.
Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses.
When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly.
A. Littllle. Pricklay....
That's so good. Got any stories?
@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc.
Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.
That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.
Lmao sucks to be him
Sounds like butt light these days
@@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.
Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...
Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing.
Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.
All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen
Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P
Hi Jesus
When will you transformed into doom guy?
"someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.
I actually remember those threads.
It was cash.
My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.
Lol
ALU ACKBAR
Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....
@@dean_l33 bruh 🤣
@@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?
This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence
What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?
@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time
Right up there with RLM
fact
That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣
Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.
No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.
Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.
@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall.
Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.
They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.
@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???
How to summarize every internet story
"It was all going great until 4chan"
"And then it became amazing"
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.
LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2
It was all going great.
And then the gamer nation attacked.
"There were interactive display boards."
Oh no.
"With an unmoderated Twitter feed."
*OH NO*
oh no seems I've slipped
what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area
Internet: *OH YES!*
"and then even displayed images"
O H N O
Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_
Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*
I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".
As someone who had his will to live sucked out of him by a department through agile management, this brightened my mood immeasurably.
Yeah this is awesome. People in the shorts version of the video where crying about this even though it’s funny
“Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.
Ok
This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”
And for that I couldn't be happier.
Techneip or a Spin-off
Its great right?
Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)
Huh.
This video could honestly be shown as training at PR firms.
There must be a rule on the Internet.
No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/
Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends
Internet historian already trolled raid shadow
What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?
"He could be in this very room right now!! He could be you!! He could be me!!"
"Trust in the kindness of strange..."
*it was Cthulu Allspark*
i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark
Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂
It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.
Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.
I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.
TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins
@Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent
His ads are art
Yeah
I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.
I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.
"With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever
IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen
This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
For a change.
That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game
It actually is fun
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot
And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant
@@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence,
B O T
"unmoderated tweets"
oh no
"it even displays images"
*oh NO*
Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm
oh YES!
uh oh
UH OH
UH OH
I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.
"Unmoderated Tweets"
_Dear God_
"There's more"
*_NO._*
14:25
It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"
More like “are you going to finish that”
9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!
I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.
I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans
@@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.
"I'm shilling _ironically!_"
Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one
@@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?
The only things holding RUclips up are Raid, Grammarly, and NordVPN.
Yea, youtube needs competition so it can lost instantly because they don't do anything...
crossbones116
And RUclips
and Root car insurance. these companies have like unlimited advertising budgets it's horrible
and Squarespace
And Honey.
9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.
Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.
I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.
That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.
Very unprofessional
Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?
@@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them
Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.
one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.
Too much food honestly
@Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so
@Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate
@Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.
Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed
Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.
*bows head* Thank you for your service.
It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran
Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.
Good sir.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list
Ayo¿
I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.
“There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here
@Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏
There's no I in business, there's only us comrades
bisness
Wait. Shit.
There is no "i" in busness
You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep
who is harold?
saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon
@@ratmcgee8464 thx
A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos
Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.
Internet Historian is such a good window into the pre-bot pre-AI internet, now its just an uncanny valley wasteland
2013: Gaylord Ops hosts Agile conference, gets hijacked by 4chan
2024: Gaylord Ops hosts CPAC, gets hijacked by The Donald.
That hotel is cursed 😂
This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"
I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020
Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.
@Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."
So /b/ or /pol/
@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.
Some business tips:
- NEVER EVER do an online poll
- regulate your twitter hastags
- don't let people make or name some thing
Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.
@@Comboowo 👍
4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.
- ignore steps above for free publicity.
Only non-humans are able to name things
The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king
i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder
"...and there's interactive display boards..."
You don't need to finish the video, I feel like I already know how this ends.
The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol
@@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol
"raid shadow legends"
SILENCE,
BRAND
There is no brand.
There is only Shadow Man
yeah...
SILENCE,
-Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising-
PROCEED,
BRAND
Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!
@@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne
Back on tumblr it was common wisdom that if Denny's got in on a meme it meant it was dead.
wafflehouse should post a crackhead of the week, every week check the bathrooms and first crackhead wins a free all expenses ticket to the local sewer drain.
"How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s?
“I had a decent meal one time”???
One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it.
Just mcd things
One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day
I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho.
Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through
Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room
Making peanutbutter Mcflurries
Good shit.
One time the ice cream machine was working.....
Jk that thing nevers works
Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."
If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, RUclips would be a better place.
or like cold ones
RUclips would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer
Shut up stupid
@@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...
SILENCE COMMENTER
It feels like most of 2023 was one big "silence brand" for crap/pandering hollywood movies.
This could've all been avoided if they just made the screens only display tweets of company members, or attendees.
"Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..."
oh no.
"it even displays images"
OH NO
@@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out
@@Brainwave101 OH YES
"All you need is one hashtag"
Lord have mercy
Just sounds like 4chan
"Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?"
"Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark."
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"
Random Bread I literally spilled my tea mate. Noice one.
*Cthulhu
what? that's a badass name
I got a laugh outta this :)
Raid: shady lemons
It seems like advertising and marketing has stopping trying since these transpired. Now, marketers seem to be *intentionally annoying* instead of mildly cringy.
I wish we could go back to old-ass boomer marketing.
idk sometimes a like it when a intern gets spicy on the company brand account like sunny d going “i cant do this anymore”
This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!
“There is no “I” in business.”
Still my favorite joke.
There is no “us” in business
There is no "business" in "business"
There is no
There is
There
If every ad was made by Internet Historian, I would actually watch them...
Yeah, this is the only channel that I've whitelisted in SponsorBlock.
@@person800 LMAO
I’m waiting for him to do ASMR
His voice is just soothing
Completely agree! Was funny as hell, I'd otherwise blow past a mobile game promo.
He worked in advertising before he started the channel.
If you think about it, that conference was a huge success.
Sure, it wasn't thanks to business, but the PR that came from it made it immortal.
Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge
IH: "...but all of them were outshined, with the most votes counted for-"
Me: "Pyongyang"
IH: "Batman"
Me: "Oh"
I predicted Afghanistan.
I guessed Mogadishu
My guess was the Vatican
I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok
I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.
yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell
Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude
@@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"
r/iamverysmart
@@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge
I got an ad for Burger King during the McDonald's bit. I see what they did there...
4 Chan for the win
No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"
This would work for pride month these days.
@@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.
What about "Ethiopian dinner party?
my favourite is just "girth"
Tongue-punch my angus also good
Came back here after that one "Women should stay in the kitchen" tweet Burger King UK made.
Accidentally based Burger King
Lmao
They what
they deleted it, bunch of pussies
@@wittyusername1 don't cut yourself on all that edge
I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing
Your sponsored segments are always the best! Hilarious! Love your work!:)
When I hear, "that was the end of it".
I remembered, this is the internet, this is only the beginning.
And we aren’t even 20% through
Company: *tries to do something online involving the public*
4chan: So you have chosen... death
"He chose... poorly."
Any publicity is good publicity
"X: Does thing
Y: Does thing"
This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.
None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan
@@braydenharris2983 Love*
This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.
this is proof of how out of touch corporations are the general public will not stop at any chance to make fun of them.
except even the ones that are current are lambasted.
“I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”
and "be less white"
@@francisgoin3112 which one was that?
@@yeah2956 Coke
Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”
"Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix
“And that was the end of it”
_15 minutes still in the video_
OR WAS IT?
Watching this in the future hearing about twitter is absolutely hilarious! Historian should make a part 2
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I properly cried with laughter. Thank you.
Im surprised yall didnt catch the Army’s hashtag “what did the army do for you” turns out it was VERY bad
They should've listened to JFK: "ask not what your nation can do for you, but what you can do for your nation"
Of course, ole Oswald took that the wrong way...
it was so fucking great, thinking they were gonna get some good publicity from it. A smack from reality. "I've had the same nightmare for 7 years."
@@MrMattumbo Lmfao
Same. A lot of messed up stuff PTSD and the VA dragging its feet mostly. Guess it wasn't funny enough seeing as how dark it was.
@@SomeGuy1117 Tragedy is on the same coin as comedy.
The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.
He definitely puts the most into his Raid commercials.
@The Bandog same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is
rons creamy surprise
får en att dra på smilbanden iaf
silence, fan
This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.
Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.
Just.. just have someone moderate it.
When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random.
I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."
but its funny
Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.
4Head
@James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries
Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming
It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc
Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.
I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway
@@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao
I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise
No joke this the best video on RUclips I’ve watched it like 4 times and have died of laughter every time
I don’t know why the “BATMAN” one just made me burst out laughing 😊
“REPORT THE SPAMMERS!!-Lisa”
3 minutes later;
“Lisa is giving out toss jobs near board number 5”
What is toss job?
@@RIFLQ its another term for handjob if im not mistaken
@@zafrel Nah, I think it's a cross between tossing the salad (aka eating out the ass) while giving a reach-a-round.
@@Drunkledore that's just the Rusty trombone
@RectalDiscourse sounds like fun.
If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.
Judgedlettuc
@@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float
Fizzizist exhume
Same
Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.
“I know let’s let the public vote with another online poll! IH- uh for fuck sake” gets me every time 😂
Never enjoyed an ad so much before!
“McSoliciting McSex” god dammit I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
Me too, ngl 😂
@@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry
Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears
Hahaleepic
it was a bad idea to eat during that part
"How do I contact the cyber police?"
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Quick Lisa! Call Karin and Sheila! We need the cyber police manager for this!!
Oh hai Mark.
😹😹😹
*Agile Alliance*: a convention for hardcore software engineers to exchange business, organization and workflow strategies for avoiding crunch sessions and increasing workplace democracy.
Also Agile Alliance: So how can I contact the cyber police, what's their number
DiGiorno's move to break a chain of sad testimonies was a heroic deed.
Help me this is internet historian video number 8 in a row, it’s so good I can’t stop.
Every time Internet Historian uploads, it’s like an event
That’s how you know you found a great creator
ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.
Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid
He's the new Jontron for me
I'm hard
This is like the sequel of "Any Poll's a Goal"
A spiritual successor indeed
my exact thought
This statement is true. Have Like.
I thought the same.
JTheMelon it kind is their even is a Poll
3:50 Ah, the heady days of 2013.
Nobody ever thought it would become a reality...
I got in a real life fist fight with a McDonald’s worker when I was younger because I asked if I could get a refund since they added a bunch of shit to my order that I didn’t ask for or receive. My guy waited a whole 3 minutes before jumping the counter. I’m pretty sure he was mad about something else.
who hasn’t fought a wagie fast food employee before? mine was at popeyes after the cashier spit on my food infront of me.
I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on
Their joke went hard though
@CHAOSCANDIDATE it went hard for a corporation
Well they said they misunderstood the context but didn't do well with the moving on part 🤣
Damn why did people like this my comment was trash lol
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat you answered your own question bud
"This video is sponsored by Raid Sh-"
SILENCE
*BRAND*
^updoot
omg, speaking of things that made you laugh out loud real hard, mine was at the visual gag at the end, *bloody brilliant!* 😆💓
3:05 that still gives me chills to this day.
Should’ve included the US military “how has serving impacted you?”
my son of a bitch father finally died that piece of shit
@@thenightjackal8876 jesus
@@thenightjackal8876 What the actuall fuck
@@thenightjackal8876 bruh momento
You beat me to it just by writing that comment I was literally gonna say that
for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.
Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.
I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark
Imagine being named
Christmas day
Ye internet is not so bad
kinda sounds arabic
I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔
Wow they are so funny, they truly got the whole squad laughing