Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses. When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly. A. Littllle. Pricklay....
@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc. Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.
Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.
@@alanmechling9822"ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU NAMED ME EMILY JANE WHEN Y'ALL COULD'VE NAMED ME CTHULHU ALLSPARK????" *Quietly sobbing* Edit: I'm just looking at some of the other names lol "Megatron Doge" would be a killer name
That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.
Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing. Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.
"Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?" "Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark." "Thanks dad" "No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"
Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.
@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall. Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.
I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.
@@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them
Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.
I love how none of the organizers thought of "lets just turn off the screens" and just kept allowing this stuff to go on while they struggle in futility to fix the problem.
@@GigaChadh976 seems like the opposite. I feel like the older generation would be more likely to just unplug it than to try and fix the computer system running it.
It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc
I remember Taylor Swift once did an online vote for her to play a concert at a school for free. 4chan delivered and a school for deaf pupil won the vote by miles xD.
So true. Not to sound like a grumpy old man but social events have kind of been ruined by internet/smartphones. It’s less appealing to do fun things when people want to put everything they do on the internet.
ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.
This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold. I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference. For a change.
"And honestly... they took it too far." Yeah. It's /b/. edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.
Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.
Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.
The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.
When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random. I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."
Raid: Shadow Legends! An extremely mediocre, grindy mobile game that makes you pay to get as far as the second boss! Hundreds of heroes with no personality! Buy now today!
@@KineticRhyme Asking online audiences to do something with little to no moderation involved is like opening a portal to an Eldritch dimension and then going out for coffee. The sheer amount of people using the Internet guarantees that every single endeavour of this kind is going to go up in flames, and you'll have to deal with tentacles in places you wish you never knew you had.
Boaty McBoatface is an amazing name, and they where stupid to not use that amazing name. Cthulhu All-Spark is also a kick ass name, better than fricken Blanket or Apple. The lesson here is one that politicians already know: only let people vote if you have already approved every option.
@@TlalocTemporal to be fair, they used the name, just not on the vessel they put up the naming vote for. One of the lifeboats or something on the ship was still named Boaty McBoatface
@@RedshirtAfficionado They were trying to say, "Women belong in the kitchen because they belong in every workplace." Yeah, that was low-hanging fruit for every troll and journo in the universe. If my mom had rolled her eyes any harder they would have fallen out of her head. As if she or any woman really wants to work a low-paying job for strangers and idiots when she can make low-cost food at home for people she loves.
The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king
@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.
I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho. Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room Making peanutbutter Mcflurries Good shit.
I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.
They should've listened to JFK: "ask not what your nation can do for you, but what you can do for your nation" Of course, ole Oswald took that the wrong way...
I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.
*Agile Alliance*: a convention for hardcore software engineers to exchange business, organization and workflow strategies for avoiding crunch sessions and increasing workplace democracy. Also Agile Alliance: So how can I contact the cyber police, what's their number
The biggest thing I learned from going to college is that corporate entities are so disconnected from reality they will attempt anything to appear relatable and friendly and pay no heed to the obvious consequences.
The "Girth" burger is just one of those things where every so often I look it up, stare at that picture, and just laugh so hard that no sound comes out for like 30 straight seconds. If only the person who came up with that could know just how much joy he has brought to my life lmfao
@@kaiviru yes but she was giving herself up as a product. I think that's what prostitution is thats why "pimping" means "selling women" or selling humans in general.
This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.
Oh, my God. I was so focused on the narrative I didn't notice at first. "So, they _rolled the service out...over the tip_ of Dubai, of all places." (12:21)
Thé man who made the post was probably trying not to laugh his ass off in the conference, while simultaneously thinking “ lord forgive me for what I have done” by setting the Internet off on this poor business
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
"And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board"
It was at that moment.
Agile2013 knew
Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol
They fucked up
That they knew they fuckded up
We had that at my school, it was beautiful
"An automatic Twitter feed" oh no
"unmoderated" OH NO
"it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*
I laughed progressively harder as he went on
The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going
OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!
420th like. Ayy lmao
PepeLaugh
"There were interactive display boards."
Oh no.
"With an unmoderated Twitter feed."
*OH NO*
oh no seems I've slipped
what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area
Internet: *OH YES!*
"and then even displayed images"
O H N O
Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_
Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*
I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.
That is absolutely amazing
A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.
Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses.
When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly.
A. Littllle. Pricklay....
That's so good. Got any stories?
@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc.
Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.
All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen
Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P
Hi Jesus
When will you transformed into doom guy?
"someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.
I actually remember those threads.
It was cash.
This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”
And for that I couldn't be happier.
Techneip or a Spin-off
Its great right?
Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)
Huh.
"Trust in the kindness of strange..."
*it was Cthulu Allspark*
i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark
Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂
It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.
Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.
@@alanmechling9822"ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU NAMED ME EMILY JANE WHEN Y'ALL COULD'VE NAMED ME CTHULHU ALLSPARK????" *Quietly sobbing*
Edit: I'm just looking at some of the other names lol
"Megatron Doge" would be a killer name
That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.
Lmao sucks to be him
Sounds like butt light these days
@@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.
Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...
Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing.
Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.
“Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.
Ok
How to summarize every internet story
"It was all going great until 4chan"
"And then it became amazing"
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.
LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2
It was all going great.
And then the gamer nation attacked.
"unmoderated tweets"
oh no
"it even displays images"
*oh NO*
Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm
oh YES!
uh oh
UH OH
UH OH
I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.
"Unmoderated Tweets"
_Dear God_
"There's more"
*_NO._*
This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence
What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?
@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time
Right up there with RLM
fact
That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣
My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.
Lol
ALU ACKBAR
Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....
@@dean_l33 bruh 🤣
@@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?
Some business tips:
- NEVER EVER do an online poll
- regulate your twitter hastags
- don't let people make or name some thing
Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.
@@Comboowo 👍
4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.
- ignore steps above for free publicity.
Only non-humans are able to name things
"Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?"
"Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark."
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"
Random Bread I literally spilled my tea mate. Noice one.
*Cthulhu
what? that's a badass name
I got a laugh outta this :)
Raid: shady lemons
Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.
No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.
Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.
@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall.
Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.
They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.
@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???
I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.
I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans
@@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.
"I'm shilling _ironically!_"
Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one
@@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?
I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.
That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.
Very unprofessional
Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?
@@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them
Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.
one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.
@Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so
@Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate
@Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.
Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed
Just onion, lettuce is too expensive
I love how none of the organizers thought of "lets just turn off the screens" and just kept allowing this stuff to go on while they struggle in futility to fix the problem.
Especially baffling considering the nature of some of the images being shown, and the sheer quantity of what was being said.
Boomers be boomering
@@GigaChadh976 seems like the opposite. I feel like the older generation would be more likely to just unplug it than to try and fix the computer system running it.
Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming
It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc
Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.
I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway
@@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao
I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise
IH: "...but all of them were outshined, with the most votes counted for-"
Me: "Pyongyang"
IH: "Batman"
Me: "Oh"
I predicted Afghanistan.
I guessed Mogadishu
My guess was the Vatican
I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok
The internet:
The nice thing we have that is also the reason we can't have nice things..
The things that ruin nice things are the nice things.
@@Aflay1 This is true.
I remember Taylor Swift once did an online vote for her to play a concert at a school for free. 4chan delivered and a school for deaf pupil won the vote by miles xD.
So true. Not to sound like a grumpy old man but social events have kind of been ruined by internet/smartphones. It’s less appealing to do fun things when people want to put everything they do on the internet.
I love your pfp
I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".
I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.
yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell
Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude
@@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"
r/iamverysmart
@@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge
"Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..."
oh no.
"it even displays images"
OH NO
@@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out
@@Brainwave101 OH YES
"All you need is one hashtag"
Lord have mercy
Just sounds like 4chan
"raid shadow legends"
SILENCE,
BRAND
There is no brand.
There is only Shadow Man
yeah...
SILENCE,
-Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising-
PROCEED,
BRAND
Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!
@@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne
I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.
"With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever
IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen
I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.
TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins
@Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent
His ads are art
Yeah
I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.
If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.
Judgedlettuc
@@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float
Fizzizist exhume
Same
Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.
Every time Internet Historian uploads, it’s like an event
That’s how you know you found a great creator
ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.
Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid
He's the new Jontron for me
I'm hard
This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold.
I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference.
For a change.
“I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”
and "be less white"
@@francisgoin3112 which one was that?
@@yeah2956 Coke
Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”
"Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix
"And honestly... they took it too far."
Yeah.
It's /b/.
edit: came back to this vid, saw like 4k likes, thanks guys... here's a fun fact: the "silence brand" meme was actually "silence liberal" originally, the black bar was to superimpose the word brand.
😩
Water In a Glass 😩💦🍆
/b/ is the new tumblr now, nothing to see there besides degen pr0n
@@haztetv7226 /b/ has always been the land of taking it too far and the home of the degenerate pornography
@@ExceptionallyUndersizedThanos /b/ is just degen fap pr0n now, nothing else
“There is no “I” in business.”
Still my favorite joke.
There is no “us” in business
There is no "business" in "business"
There is no
There is
There
Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.
*bows head* Thank you for your service.
It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran
Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.
Good sir.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, RUclips would be a better place.
or like cold ones
RUclips would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer
Shut up stupid
@@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...
SILENCE COMMENTER
Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.
Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people
Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works
@@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.
Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.
You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..
That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game
It actually is fun
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot
And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant
@@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence,
B O T
The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.
Company: *tries to do something online involving the public*
4chan: So you have chosen... death
"He chose... poorly."
Any publicity is good publicity
"X: Does thing
Y: Does thing"
This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.
None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan
@@braydenharris2983 Love*
The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.
I only just discovered him, but I think you might be right.
He definitely puts the most into his Raid commercials.
@ same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is
rons creamy surprise
får en att dra på smilbanden iaf
When I hear, "that was the end of it".
I remembered, this is the internet, this is only the beginning.
And we aren’t even 20% through
14:25
It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"
More like “are you going to finish that”
You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep
who is harold?
saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon
@@ratmcgee8464 thx
A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos
Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.
Just.. just have someone moderate it.
When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random.
I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."
but its funny
Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.
4Head
@James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries
No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"
This would work for pride month these days.
@@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.
What about "Ethiopian dinner party?
my favourite is just "girth"
Tongue-punch my angus also good
9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!
“McSoliciting McSex” god dammit I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
Me too, ngl 😂
@@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry
Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears
Hahaleepic
it was a bad idea to eat during that part
"...and there's interactive display boards..."
You don't need to finish the video, I feel like I already know how this ends.
The plot twist being actually he does, because that's like a quarter of the video lol
@@pmurtnidalaP the plot twist is that the original commentator already knows this, because he already watched the video lol
"Pizza is serious business"
Me: "oh"
"DiGiorno-"
Me: "OH NO NOT THAT ONE"
I thought you were gonna mention the other kind of pizza.
Go to DiGiorno for a truly *_GOLDEN EXPERIENCE_*
@@chrishansen1842 ARI ARI ARI ARI
VEDERCI
Very unprofessional
9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.
Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
10:41 - GIRTH!!
Of course that part would resonate with you
@@corey1846 Resonate, but cannot relate.
I see,you are a man of GIRTH aswell ,':)
Fix your upload schedule
always has been
There’s a sandwich shown during the fast scroll named “Virgin Creampie” with ketchup and mayo leaking out the buns. Can’t stop the tears of laughter
Lmao
hahahahaa
I don't ge-
GODDAMMIT!
Ooohhhh nnooooo
Hot
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Hahaha lol
As someone who plays a tons of gacha games I can confidently say that Raid: Shadow Legends sucks a lot of ass.
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Internet Historian is such a good window into the pre-bot pre-AI internet, now its just an uncanny valley wasteland
“REPORT THE SPAMMERS!!-Lisa”
3 minutes later;
“Lisa is giving out toss jobs near board number 5”
What is toss job?
@@RIFLQ its another term for handjob if im not mistaken
@@zafrel Nah, I think it's a cross between tossing the salad (aka eating out the ass) while giving a reach-a-round.
@@Drunkledore that's just the Rusty trombone
@RectalDiscourse sounds like fun.
for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.
Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.
I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark
Imagine being named
Christmas day
Ye internet is not so bad
kinda sounds arabic
I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔
The lesson here folks is that businesses are stupid and shouldn't try to be online at freakin' all.
on another page, businesses should not always "let the audience decide" because chances are, most online audiences will be trolls.
@@KineticRhyme Asking online audiences to do something with little to no moderation involved is like opening a portal to an Eldritch dimension and then going out for coffee. The sheer amount of people using the Internet guarantees that every single endeavour of this kind is going to go up in flames, and you'll have to deal with tentacles in places you wish you never knew you had.
Indeed, I almost winced at some of the brands' posts.
@@hwfq34fajw9foiffawdiufhuaiwfhw Marx: fuck the bourgeoise amd their skanky memes >:(
@@MetaL556 Completely agree.
I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing
To be honest "bag of lettuce" is fucking hilarious.
On a side note, we have learnt nothing from boaty mcboatface
Boaty McBoatface is an amazing name, and they where stupid to not use that amazing name. Cthulhu All-Spark is also a kick ass name, better than fricken Blanket or Apple.
The lesson here is one that politicians already know: only let people vote if you have already approved every option.
See: Yankee elections, *hahaha*
@@TlalocTemporal to be fair, they used the name, just not on the vessel they put up the naming vote for. One of the lifeboats or something on the ship was still named Boaty McBoatface
@@Nathan-dt2tu -- I think it was the exploration UAV.
I giggled like an idiot at "GIRTH" for a solid two minutes ngl
Came back here after that one "Women should stay in the kitchen" tweet Burger King UK made.
Accidentally based Burger King
Lmao
They what
they deleted it, bunch of pussies
@@RedshirtAfficionado They were trying to say, "Women belong in the kitchen because they belong in every workplace." Yeah, that was low-hanging fruit for every troll and journo in the universe. If my mom had rolled her eyes any harder they would have fallen out of her head. As if she or any woman really wants to work a low-paying job for strangers and idiots when she can make low-cost food at home for people she loves.
I would’ve taken Digiornio more seriously if they just said “oh shit sorry we misunderstood the context” and moved on
Their joke went hard though
@CHAOSCANDIDATE it went hard for a corporation
Well they said they misunderstood the context but didn't do well with the moving on part 🤣
Damn why did people like this my comment was trash lol
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat you answered your own question bud
The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king
A Burger King? 😮......il see my self out
This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"
I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020
Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.
@Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."
So /b/ or /pol/
@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.
Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s?
“I had a decent meal one time”???
One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it.
Just mcd things
One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day
I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho.
Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through
Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room
Making peanutbutter Mcflurries
Good shit.
One time the ice cream machine was working.....
Jk that thing nevers works
Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."
If every ad was made by Internet Historian, I would actually watch them...
Yeah, this is the only channel that I've whitelisted in SponsorBlock.
@@person800 LMAO
I’m waiting for him to do ASMR
His voice is just soothing
Completely agree! Was funny as hell, I'd otherwise blow past a mobile game promo.
He worked in advertising before he started the channel.
The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list
Ayo¿
I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.
“And that was the end of it”
_15 minutes still in the video_
OR WAS IT?
Veggie tales bringing up 9/11 is 100% relatable.
“There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here
@Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏
There's no I in business, there's only us comrades
bisness
Wait. Shit.
There is no "i" in busness
This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!
Im surprised yall didnt catch the Army’s hashtag “what did the army do for you” turns out it was VERY bad
They should've listened to JFK: "ask not what your nation can do for you, but what you can do for your nation"
Of course, ole Oswald took that the wrong way...
it was so fucking great, thinking they were gonna get some good publicity from it. A smack from reality. "I've had the same nightmare for 7 years."
@@MrMattumbo Lmfao
Same. A lot of messed up stuff PTSD and the VA dragging its feet mostly. Guess it wasn't funny enough seeing as how dark it was.
@@SomeGuy1117 Tragedy is on the same coin as comedy.
Internet historian: >says the word agile<
Me: oh no
@Alex Vitkov sTOP
The funniest thing about the DiGiorno's one is how they started apologizing to individual people .
Apparently the initial million apologies weren't enough.
i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder
"Cthulhu All-Spark" is still a better name than "X AE A-XII".
@@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit
When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣
@@cmdrmeldoc59
ALT + 0198
"Her Elven spelling of Ai"
Wtf does that even mean?
But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel
Internet Historian " Raid: shado-"
SILENCE, BRAND
but it was the funniest shit
nois
@@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?
@Kaboom Baby uwu
@Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.
We need you again, Historian.
Fallout 76. It's even worse now.
Toxic mold and subscriptions fees, oh my.
@Eviscerate I knew one person, and he is no respected because of it.
Yes pls
Try outerworld by obsidian its good
I wanted to like but it's at 666
Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge
As a Serious Businessman, the seriousness of this business being ruined by this "4Chan" figure is horrendous.
WHO IS THIS "4CHAN"?
@@octopuslove9703 He's a notorious 'hacker'.
Congratulations on your business.
Should we report this "4chan"?
Should we report this "4chan"?
The DiGiorno fuck up is literally the funniest thing
They have a lot of pizza though
They had pizza dough
get it.
Burger King really decided to 6th gear towards being better than that.
@Bryson Burchfield if they created a 4chan account and gloated about it on /b/, I would buy it
@@NrettG Oh, what was that like?
"But sadly the cyber police never came"
*DEAD*
@Meeskees De film my face hurts, please help, i need tô stop laughing.
Good thing too, given that SOS Condoms wasn't around.
"How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Internet Historian Ads, legit the only ads I watch.
Exactly.
he said he watches the adds not "ask dumb question now"
Silence, nerds!
Internet Comment Etiquette 's ads are amazing too.
@Michael kilby Usually yes, but I didn't like Raid.
Stocks are serious business.......
Then some Redditors had a very unprofessional idea
I can't wait for that episode.
And the price of dogecoin went up
I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.
@@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.
@@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol
"How do I contact the cyber police?"
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
Quick Lisa! Call Karin and Sheila! We need the cyber police manager for this!!
Oh hai Mark.
😹😹😹
*Agile Alliance*: a convention for hardcore software engineers to exchange business, organization and workflow strategies for avoiding crunch sessions and increasing workplace democracy.
Also Agile Alliance: So how can I contact the cyber police, what's their number
Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.
The biggest thing I learned from going to college is that corporate entities are so disconnected from reality they will attempt anything to appear relatable and friendly and pay no heed to the obvious consequences.
Yeah my college was like that too.
How’d you learn that from college?
@@emblemblade9245 they act the same
lmao Unironically paying corporations to educate you.
@@Nina-cd2eh otherway around
Brands: *lets become relatable and childish af*
Also Brands: *Why don't they take us serious any more?*
@@The-wo2lq *sad zoomer noises*
@@The-wo2lq ok boomer
The "Girth" burger is just one of those things where every so often I look it up, stare at that picture, and just laugh so hard that no sound comes out for like 30 straight seconds. If only the person who came up with that could know just how much joy he has brought to my life lmfao
Came to the comment section before watching the video, looked it up, and just about had the same reaction. Cheers mate!
All burgers are equally girthy, it made no sense. Shoulda been the lengthy.
Let the guys enjoy the girth please miss
@@elyria9788 I think it’s because all that meat will make you girthy, though I could be wrong
@@elyria9788 To quote a wise Markiplier, "It's not about size, it's about POWER!"
This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.
"A woman McSoliciting McSex"
he should've said McWoman
@@erojerisiz1571 funny, cause that would imply that she's a product.
@@kaiviru yes but she was giving herself up as a product. I think that's what prostitution is thats why "pimping" means "selling women" or selling humans in general.
@@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 that's precisely what makes her a McWoman
@@erojerisiz1571 lol
This is like the sequel of "Any Poll's a Goal"
A spiritual successor indeed
my exact thought
This statement is true. Have Like.
I thought the same.
JTheMelon it kind is their even is a Poll
Should’ve included the US military “how has serving impacted you?”
my son of a bitch father finally died that piece of shit
@@thenightjackal jesus
@@thenightjackal What the actuall fuck
@@thenightjackal bruh momento
You beat me to it just by writing that comment I was literally gonna say that
This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.
Oh, my God. I was so focused on the narrative I didn't notice at first.
"So, they _rolled the service out...over the tip_ of Dubai, of all places." (12:21)
That's so subtle I missed it three times when trying to figure out the point of this comment.
Please explain. I need it figure out. I'm crushing myself with a shroud of emptiness.
@@novastarlace condom. penis. tip.
peanus lol
Also the "and to stay tuned for more to come. But there was no more to come... *so to speak* ."
I lost it when I realized it.
"Whopper, no unions" killed me harder then it should.
A salute, to a unknown hero.
a work of arr
@@colonel_yuri nice pirate speak my man👍
nice try whopper no onions guy
GIRTH.
i dont get it
Thé man who made the post was probably trying not to laugh his ass off in the conference, while simultaneously thinking “ lord forgive me for what I have done” by setting the Internet off on this poor business
No business is a poor business. They did the right thing.
r/foundthefrench
@@theatomickitty6498 why do you have reddit
BroadwayBrittany found the commie
@@theatomickitty6498 r/ihavereddit