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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @threemad
    @threemad 4 года назад +102454

    ONGUGUNGENGEN VILAGE

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 4 года назад +6869

    I used to think the way people acted in disaster movies were amazingly stupid. And now that we’re going through this I realize they weren’t acting stupid enough.

    • @aevvah_flxwer8550
      @aevvah_flxwer8550 4 года назад +247

      Underrated comment. Yeah deep down we're all just animals. :/
      This year better end up in future history courses.
      Edit: Didn't expect all the likes. Thanks everyone, stay safe. :)

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 4 года назад +544

      We literally had people spreading the virus INTENTIONALLY. In the films it's always some evil corporate because there's some spoils to it, in reality it's just dumb people for shits and giggles.

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 4 года назад +150

      I know, right? That's what blows me away after all this. People actually behave dumber in real life.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 4 года назад +337

      Right? In movies they try to drive out of town, hoard food, try to find heat and shelter, in real life they hoard on toilet paper when it's not even a stomach virus, they shot at a hurricane, they attacked 5G towers because being constructed while covid is going on cannot possibly be unrelated. Oh dear disaster movie writers, they had way too much hope in humanity.

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 4 года назад +1

      Bitchslapped real life isn’t much different, the Chinese you see

  • @osmiphos
    @osmiphos 4 года назад +10905

    When all hope was lost... internet historian remembered his password

    • @max_208
      @max_208 4 года назад +451

      and all of that thanks to nord vpn

    • @hsbsbytbad9326
      @hsbsbytbad9326 4 года назад +65

      Maxime Daniel beated me to it fuc-

    • @debetrolence1991
      @debetrolence1991 4 года назад +11

      Bruh but what's up with all those ads?? Jeez IH, you gots to chill with those ads mate. Too many!

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 4 года назад +18

      @@max_208 *Dashlane

    • @Kurochana
      @Kurochana 4 года назад +1

      Inb4 Dashlane sponsorship

  • @TheDrakeProjectTDP
    @TheDrakeProjectTDP 2 года назад +1697

    Honestly "Shut up and panic" is a *perfect* way to describe the last 2 years.

  • @alyshay82597
    @alyshay82597 4 года назад +11889

    I feel like NordVPN isn't even sponsoring Internet Historian anymore, he's just continuing the story for the sake of the story. He's doing this for the art of it all.

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck 4 года назад +85

      @naruto tricked me sry I hope they are paying more that that chump change.

    • @kingvt817
      @kingvt817 4 года назад +49

      kiomon 10 grand as chump change? Lol

    • @siechamontillado
      @siechamontillado 4 года назад +401

      NordVPN and Internet Historian probably have had breakup sex, like, 17 times now; probably.

    • @fuckyourweakness843
      @fuckyourweakness843 4 года назад +21

      High quality indeed

    • @mehukattti
      @mehukattti 4 года назад +243

      NordVPN pulled the plug years ago and has even filed lawsuits against Internet Historian, but the madman can't be stopped.

  • @bluez_w
    @bluez_w 4 года назад +39225

    This is real, unexaggerated, history, that I actually lived through, and yet it still sounds like a shitpost.

    • @zakariaali8864
      @zakariaali8864 4 года назад +2831

      "Reality is stranger than fiction"

    • @elroma7712
      @elroma7712 4 года назад +1909

      @@zakariaali8864 reality is stupider than fiction.

    • @sergentharker7182
      @sergentharker7182 4 года назад +1383

      History is a giant shitpost

    • @SupernalVoyage
      @SupernalVoyage 4 года назад +1232

      @@elroma7712 If anyone wrote something like the toilet paper panic into a book or movie I would have called it bad writing.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 года назад +441

      God is the master of shitposting.

  • @mizudake92
    @mizudake92 4 года назад +3482

    The jokes per minute in this video is at a critical level.

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 4 года назад +43

      Tzeentach levels

    • @marcaliaga5440
      @marcaliaga5440 4 года назад +8

      Are the Abigail spanburgur adds part of the jokes?

    • @ribriddler8114
      @ribriddler8114 4 года назад +1

      @@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer I know this is a warhammer reference but ive got no idea what it means

    • @drunkroku4054
      @drunkroku4054 4 года назад +2

      This episode was gay. The end bit was Greta level super gay.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 4 года назад +10

      @@ribriddler8114 hey hey people

  • @6stringstorulethemall967
    @6stringstorulethemall967 2 года назад +984

    So I had lost my home back in 2020 and was sleeping in my car, driving around LA like a nomad and it was genuinely the most surreal year of my life because literally nobody was outside. I could drive anywhere and everything was quiet it was freaky

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk Год назад +91

      Okay um… I’m gonna be completely honest, that sounds both awesome and creepy and I kinda want to learn more about your adventures as the LA Nomad

    • @connorhealy1562
      @connorhealy1562 Год назад +31

      Did it start with a bullet to the brain? That'd fit in line with the Fallout intro to the video

    • @cristianarreola7246
      @cristianarreola7246 Год назад +23

      Sounds like you entered the Twilight Zone. Sounds really fun.

    • @tsunax1400
      @tsunax1400 Год назад +6

      Yeah I still had to go in to work because my employer brought a bunch of cleaning wipes and masks when the virus kicked off and the company and staff were considered 'essential' as a result. It was bs and we all resented it but that 1 hr 20 mins travel through London was great, it was awesome not being sandwiched in the underground anymore

    • @colechapman3382
      @colechapman3382 Год назад +9

      It was so wild going into Manhattan in 2020. No cars or people was WEIRD

  • @spartan0war
    @spartan0war 4 года назад +620

    "The squashes were being compressed"
    Such a throwaway line but I love it

    • @oliverlapsley3811
      @oliverlapsley3811 4 года назад +10

      Won't lie, it made me unnecessarily angry.

    • @zoeygonnago_e
      @zoeygonnago_e 4 года назад +1

      You want us all to pull out our thesauruses? WHAT could he have possibly said otherwise!!!! /s

    • @erinfragola5377
      @erinfragola5377 4 года назад +1

      Potatoes not being atoed

    • @adammisiable
      @adammisiable 4 года назад

      Operation: Ice to see you

  • @Torg7520
    @Torg7520 4 года назад +773

    "Actually, the details are a bit foggy, but it's believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons"

  • @bramblepathv4649
    @bramblepathv4649 4 года назад +810

    He didn’t just remember his password, he remembered the nuclear codes

    • @dside_ru
      @dside_ru 4 года назад +6

      > [approaching a blast door] Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers. [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7. [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4. [door opens] Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not. Knowing this code makes me a threat to national security now.

  • @nekroxxigasmith1093
    @nekroxxigasmith1093 2 года назад +234

    "Squash were being compressed" is one of the best jokes..

  • @Atlasbr001
    @Atlasbr001 4 года назад +698

    "Squash were being...compressed"
    Underrated joke

    • @Fish_152
      @Fish_152 4 года назад +6

      Fish fish fish

    • @jackdizzy123
      @jackdizzy123 4 года назад +1

      @@Fish_152 om nom nom

    • @aisforairborne
      @aisforairborne 4 года назад +1

      Help me understand please

    • @StratOFerus
      @StratOFerus 4 года назад +6

      @@aisforairborne Nah, I don't think there's a need to *press* the subject.

    • @JMittenkit
      @JMittenkit 4 года назад +3

      Squash were Squished!

  • @notsogood2576
    @notsogood2576 4 года назад +476

    imagine trying to call 911 but a person burned the signal tower down so you can't call 911 and now a burglar is stealing your Toilet rolls.

    • @Father_Kirbo
      @Father_Kirbo 4 года назад

      100th like

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 4 года назад

      If that guy getting tps stolen is the one who burned the cell tower, I'd say it's justice served.

  • @jakobhere620
    @jakobhere620 4 года назад +840

    "Tonight at 6, a local African exchange student has been facing discrimination on his online Zoom classes; he tells all later tonight."

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout Год назад +1251

    The further removed we are from 2020, the funnier it becomes.

    • @oddunb6190
      @oddunb6190 Год назад +13

      It didn’t even stop until 2022 though…

    • @SwimmingInSunlight
      @SwimmingInSunlight Год назад +30

      ​@@oddunb6190it hasn't stopped yet to this day...

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Год назад +24

      ​@@SwimmingInSunlightcovid? No, it didn't stoped
      Panic buying of goods? Yea, stoped. Didn't remember anyone fighting for toilet paper

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri Год назад +3

      This was hilarious while it was ongoing.
      It was just such a disbelief stupidity move.

    • @Lumberjackk
      @Lumberjackk Год назад

      im very glad most of it is over though, man what a fucking messsss@@Zeithri

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 4 года назад +10775

    2020 is like the Fallout 76 of years.

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 4 года назад +123

      No one was there for half of it

    • @pastel-ufos
      @pastel-ufos 4 года назад +37

      Well put, Claw.

    • @slaire7799
      @slaire7799 4 года назад +99

      Back then we envision 2020 like todd said: 4 TIMES THE MAP SIZE
      16x THE DETAILS.
      who is the todd howard of 2020?

    • @Vedgy
      @Vedgy 4 года назад +76

      @@slaire7799 Trump

    • @alexanderstraus7455
      @alexanderstraus7455 4 года назад +39

      76 kinda makes a comeback, something that I cant say about 2020

  • @LocalGuardsman
    @LocalGuardsman 4 года назад +2472

    Let me remind everyone that the year ain’t even over yet. This is just part one.

    • @therm0alfred448
      @therm0alfred448 4 года назад +8

      Exactly

    • @taeunaosei9107
      @taeunaosei9107 4 года назад +114

      This season of Earth is my favorite

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 4 года назад +19

      Oh come on we’ve got about 4 months left, how much worse can things get?

    • @BETTASIAN
      @BETTASIAN 4 года назад +58

      @@annabella1650 alien invasion?

    • @ereoleon
      @ereoleon 4 года назад +38

      Spain flu lasted 18 months so.... yeah ...2021 is going to be wild.

  • @AceOfCrowbars
    @AceOfCrowbars 4 года назад +1783

    At times like these, I like to quote Freeman's Mind: Why is everyone who's not me such a problem?!

    • @AceOfCrowbars
      @AceOfCrowbars 4 года назад +9

      @q Yep.

    • @satans_scrilla4844
      @satans_scrilla4844 4 года назад +15

      I read this in Ross's voice

    • @diobrando666
      @diobrando666 4 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 года назад +6

      OMG I forgot that series existed. I never finished it, need to rewatch!

    • @BeerDone
      @BeerDone 4 года назад +11

      "EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!!!" - Disaster Causing Human Arsenal "Doctor" Freeman.

  • @shavneelnand1976
    @shavneelnand1976 2 года назад +203

    This video may just serve as a Sparknotes styled for students later on about 2020. Crazy to think that internet historian is setting up for future students with entertaining content.

    • @mattsquared87
      @mattsquared87 2 года назад +13

      A literal internet historian at this point

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 3 года назад +4989

    I love how those people had no problem with 4G thats allright but when you get to 5? Nah thats too much, thats where the draw the line!

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 3 года назад +330

      Thats too many Gs!!!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 3 года назад +467

      I've met people that literally said "I don't know what 5g is exactly but I know it causes cancer". More then 1 person has told me they think Bill Gates invented it to track them with microchips

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 3 года назад +161

      Actually there was, also with 3G, but as it became normal part of our daily lives those people just died out, like they should. It will be the same with 6G

    • @bastiananuss1727
      @bastiananuss1727 3 года назад +169

      i think because the frequency is a good amount higher. i dont want to shlttalk 5G nor do i think it caused the virus or some BS. but it is in fact a higher frequency than before and it also needs a lot more towers to sustain a stable network. there are no long term studies that can show how much and if it really affects the human body, just because it needs time for these studies. perhaps its really a bad idea like asbestos was in a retrospective view, and perhaps not, perhaps its just like a microwave and as long as you are not braindead it will not hurt you. but i think it is better to discuss something and keep an eye on it than to dismiss all critics as lunatics, this doesn‘t refer to your comment especially, but to the tone in many comment sections

    • @bastiananuss1727
      @bastiananuss1727 3 года назад +38

      @hi there lol yes

  • @koltonbb7920
    @koltonbb7920 4 года назад +1322

    The “squash were being compressed” was an underrated joke in my opinion

    • @ttacx
      @ttacx 4 года назад +3

      lol... yes

    • @simonno5869
      @simonno5869 4 года назад +12

      can you elaborate? english is not my native language

    • @chipsams3592
      @chipsams3592 4 года назад +44

      @@simonno5869 squash is a word for compressing, if that helps. Sorry if you knew that already.

    • @jxtapose
      @jxtapose 4 года назад +4

      @@simonno5869 Like chip sams said, the fruit itself would've been an easy joke to make but instead the historian just simply said it was being compressed.

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 4 года назад +24

      @@simonno5869 He could've said the squash was being squashed, but he disrupted expectations and said the squash was being compressed. That's the joke.

  • @APaulingGameplay
    @APaulingGameplay 4 года назад +2070

    This is probably the first time in my life where I have rewatched an ad by choice because its so funny, great job!

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 4 года назад +1

      Ehh I'm positive you've watched superbowl ads more than a fee times by searching them on youtube.

    • @hellboy365bm
      @hellboy365bm 4 года назад +7

      I think the only time where I watch an ad and laugh my ass off the whole way through is Internet Historian videos and it's very impressive that he can be so funny that people will sit through an ad.

    • @DrZbo
      @DrZbo 4 года назад

      Check out Trap Lore Ross

    • @aqualemon6009
      @aqualemon6009 4 года назад

      3 hours ago?

    • @1996REDWOLF1996
      @1996REDWOLF1996 4 года назад +1

      u must be new here

  • @shaggyhuh8596
    @shaggyhuh8596 2 года назад +546

    The toilet paper situation made me realize how many people are so beyond dumb

    • @vimal-cliobconsulting
      @vimal-cliobconsulting Год назад +21

      Society is dumb indeed

    • @colonelfalcar1089
      @colonelfalcar1089 Год назад

      A person is smart, PEOPLE are dumb

    • @pluckyscuds
      @pluckyscuds Год назад +46

      The 5g tower is worse

    • @Hansen19971
      @Hansen19971 Год назад

      The toilet paper is kinda understandable
      Some dumb people believe in the rumor --> Some people realize that some dumb people believe the rumor and buy TP before it runs out --> Some people realize they can turns profit by selling TP --> Repeat
      5G tho

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Год назад +33

      ​@@pluckyscuds Yeah, I would rank thr 5G tower bullshit far higher.

  • @Beaver_Monday
    @Beaver_Monday 3 года назад +3312

    I love how underrated "CEO of Australia" actually is

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 года назад +297

      Context: Australia is registered as a company as well as a country. Therefore the leader is both CEO and Prime Minister.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 3 года назад +26

      It's a great meme.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 3 года назад +34

      Probably getting a lot of attention now that he’s locked everyone in their homes again

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 3 года назад +10

      your comment is like an unintentional parody of RUclips comments. oops sorry i mean I Love How Actually your comment is like an unintentional parody of RUclips comments.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 3 года назад +2

      I know I was like WHAT

  • @ethanl5527
    @ethanl5527 4 года назад +2863

    I like how all the quotes are fake except the Gwyneth Paltrow one about zucchini.

    • @Pasteldqueijo
      @Pasteldqueijo 4 года назад +55

      How do you know that ? Why do you know that ?

    • @iplat
      @iplat 4 года назад +26

      @@Pasteldqueijo because they're the XKCD black hat guy

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris 4 года назад +101

      @@Pasteldqueijo JonTron covered her Goop thing and how she's a treasure trove of madness

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 4 года назад +10

      *vibe* stickers y'all

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +21

      @@ohnoitschris Gwyneth and her pseudo science crazy vagina cult.

  • @goosebandicoot7083
    @goosebandicoot7083 4 года назад +2094

    The details are a bit foggy, but it’s believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons

    • @greaterdanemark2397
      @greaterdanemark2397 4 года назад +33

      Why were there croutons in the soup?

    • @davidsmith7752
      @davidsmith7752 4 года назад +87

      @@greaterdanemark2397 Texture.

    • @DoReMi123acb
      @DoReMi123acb 4 года назад +4

      DAMN YOU🤣🤣🤣🤣! I was munching on carrots while watching ad reading this! Do not worry. I didn't die of choking this time

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад

      @@davidsmith7752 missing

    • @xNathan2439x
      @xNathan2439x 4 года назад +6

      @@DoReMi123acb this time

  • @druggafly2511
    @druggafly2511 10 дней назад +4

    God... I didn't realize how good I had it back then. My ex and I were on our 4th year of an 8 year relationship, my introverted self had an excuse to stay home all day, everyone avoided everyone, and I worked from home and was an "essential worker" so my wages were never affected. Good times...

  • @nomethodonlymadness9528
    @nomethodonlymadness9528 3 года назад +5512

    I worked at a Walmart during this time. I can remember just wandering the shelves on my break and seeing what WASNT out. We were still fully stocked on trail mix and jerky, you know, food that is shelf stable and long lasting. As well as tea and cough drops, the things one would want for a respiratory illness. It. Was. Hysterical.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 3 года назад +41

      Cough drops ain't helping an illness they may make you feel a bit better as you die but that's not medicine. Everything for sterilization and hygiene was what people wanted and vitamins to stay healthy. Jerky is far too expensive and people aren't rich they would buy nuts and dried fruit instead and granola.

    • @randyortonsbulge
      @randyortonsbulge 3 года назад +205

      @@sethbishop6890 dried fruit and granola were all over the shelves too…..

    • @randyortonsbulge
      @randyortonsbulge 3 года назад +91

      @@sethbishop6890 if everything had collapsed I would have started killing and raiding……

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 3 года назад +2

      @@randyortonsbulgewhy killing that's sadist

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 3 года назад +1

      @@randyortonsbulge raiding too depending on society and where were at. Starvation wikkbbnvb

  • @yeethusthyfetus2648
    @yeethusthyfetus2648 4 года назад +731

    Any other RUclipsr with an ad: "Dammit"
    I.H's ad thyme: "Ah hell yeah"

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 4 года назад +13

      My church is big and keeps getting bigger, thats because Jesus Christ is my N-

    • @InHUM44n
      @InHUM44n 4 года назад +3

      I wouldn't mind 2 ads

    • @julianviefers6703
      @julianviefers6703 4 года назад +2

      agreed even here iam missing the raid ad

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 4 года назад

      There are about three, maybe four youtubers whose ads are worth watching for entertainment value, and IH is one

  • @JP3Gl
    @JP3Gl 2 года назад +330

    crazy how it’s been 2 years since i watched this. hard to believe the world was like this at one point 😭

    • @ProjectV6
      @ProjectV6 2 года назад +20

      I honestly prefer those old days over the ones we have now...

    • @Shinemooreya
      @Shinemooreya 2 года назад +5

      I remember being a huge germaphobic at that time (I still carry my bottle of alcohol) but I no longer have the same precautions. You know I learned that we have to adapt, and face our sad reality.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 2 года назад

      That’s how easy it is to manipulate many people. If you think notes weren’t being taken…

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Год назад +5

      My job made us go hybrid with working both from home and at the office and I miss being fully remote. It was why I took the job. Every time I'm stuck in traffic, or have to take a detour because of an accident, or almost have an accident because of an impatient driver, I always think, "I wouldn't be dealing with this bull if we were just working remote again." We only go in two days a week, but still.
      I now half the time try to find an excuse to not go in and to just work from home. This week, I'm dogsitting for my mom 😂. I legitimately am, but this dog can hold himself for up to 15 hours, I *could* have gone into the office today...but my workplace doesn't need to know that.
      I get the sense my co-workers are doing the same, or they claim they need to arrive late, lol. Nobody likes going in to the damn office.

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 3 года назад +7647

    I love how this whole thing just illustrates that humans never really evolved from shrieking apes

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 года назад +85

      Bro, if I were a real chimp than I would going full on ape shit on you. Instead I'm just being punny.

    • @dsy457
      @dsy457 3 года назад +272

      It's hilariously ironic that people will murder each other caveman style so they don't have to wipe their asses like cavemen

    • @scoott8605
      @scoott8605 3 года назад +180

      @@dsy457 reject monke return to monke

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 3 года назад +10

      @Wubba Wubba If I were taking this seriously; I wouldn't use the word punny

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 3 года назад +5

      @Wubba Wubba he's right though, and apes totally shit on each other

  • @pajen6849
    @pajen6849 4 года назад +5757

    The internet historians main channel? Haven't heard that name in years...

    • @freecs6339
      @freecs6339 4 года назад +82

      It takes years to do such a good video

    • @OwnFall420
      @OwnFall420 4 года назад +19

      HE’S BACK

    • @BloBlas123
      @BloBlas123 4 года назад +8

      yes cat, YES !

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 года назад +42

      He lost the password to the main channel and just recently found it.

    • @kkuuuuaa
      @kkuuuuaa 4 года назад +2

      Now that's a name I've not heard for a long time.....

  • @gustanogueira1203
    @gustanogueira1203 4 года назад +4034

    POV:
    You're a kid in 2035
    You hear your parents talking about that 2020 pandemic or some shit
    You Google It, and there you are

    • @juankgonzalez6230
      @juankgonzalez6230 4 года назад +84

      It's gonna be wild

    • @Ebb0Productions
      @Ebb0Productions 4 года назад +144

      Hey kids! DAD WAS HERE!

    • @evang2881
      @evang2881 4 года назад +48

      This only 15 years away. RUclips's been around for about 15 years.

    • @ita5297
      @ita5297 4 года назад +3

      Hey i wasnt here

    • @death_XP
      @death_XP 4 года назад +11

      A child will research this video to understand what the parents keep talking about, this is insane

  • @LazyObsidian744
    @LazyObsidian744 Год назад +101

    the fact that the aussie pm scolded australia like that is the most comedic thing ever

    • @markcoroneos7811
      @markcoroneos7811 Год назад +14

      Not as good as when he flew off to hawaii for a holiday during one of the worst bushfire seasons we'd had in a while 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @LazyObsidian744
      @LazyObsidian744 Год назад +2

      @@markcoroneos7811 skill issue

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard Год назад

      @@markcoroneos7811
      Typical politician. They only want to get into the trough, because they’re pigs 🐷

    • @TTOS69
      @TTOS69 9 месяцев назад +3

      Their leaders are so condescending and make everyone feel like 5 year olds when they talk like that lmao

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 4 года назад +1155

    "A *person* is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 4 года назад +28

      Ah that is a reference I have not heard in a LONG time. In the perfect delivery by Tommy Lee Jones.

    • @Box-O-Soldier
      @Box-O-Soldier 4 года назад +4

      Accurate. Where is this from?

    • @danspencer1281
      @danspencer1281 4 года назад +16

      @@Box-O-Soldier men in black

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 4 года назад +25

      ill also just park this classic here
      George Carlin ' - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

    • @vemone2200
      @vemone2200 4 года назад +2

      People
      human beings in general or considered collectivel
      ???
      Persons (plural)
      ???
      Loads of Persons out there = dumb, dangerous animals. I agree.

  • @MegaPROBlader
    @MegaPROBlader 4 года назад +517

    "...but when the world needed him most, he returned"

    • @patternwhisperer4048
      @patternwhisperer4048 4 года назад +3

      He was never gone check his other channel lol

    • @willferg7347
      @willferg7347 4 года назад +4

      he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous need for ad revenue he found no peace

    • @josef2970
      @josef2970 4 года назад +1

      Pattern Whisperer yea

    • @MegaPROBlader
      @MegaPROBlader 4 года назад +1

      @@patternwhisperer4048 ik is jus, meme

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 4 года назад +1

      @@patternwhisperer4048 IQ 0. That was so obviously a joke that now YOU are the joke.

  • @NotForLongNFL
    @NotForLongNFL 4 года назад +545

    He makes all those garbage puns and then “Squash were being compressed” lmao

    • @rpk675
      @rpk675 4 года назад +7

      He is a man of quality

    • @ProtoZealott
      @ProtoZealott 4 года назад +4

      top 10 anime betrayals right there

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow 4 года назад +3

      Directed by M.Night Shaymalian

    • @jonavuka
      @jonavuka 4 года назад +3

      he's not gonna lower himself to such low hanging fruit lol

    • @sammylammy996
      @sammylammy996 4 года назад

      @@jonavuka this is the worst comment i have ever had the unfortunate privilege to lay my eyes on

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 2 года назад +42

    Wow. People tend to panic and act irrationally when they're stuck in a situation that is completely new, with no similar experiences that they can compare to, and also stuck isolated for months on end. Such a discovery for sociology and psychology.

  • @aedanhidlebaugh1796
    @aedanhidlebaugh1796 4 года назад +570

    Internet Historian is the only man who can get me excited to watch an ad.

    • @milic5068
      @milic5068 4 года назад +6

      the ads are the best part of his video lmao

    • @irestone1
      @irestone1 4 года назад +4

      what about big money salvia

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 4 года назад +2

      There’s an artistry to it, one that we are unlikely to see again.

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 года назад +2

      Aside from flashgitz, Internet Historian is great with it

    • @karlmarx4516
      @karlmarx4516 4 года назад

      They’ve always been the best part of the video

  • @JackMarsk
    @JackMarsk 4 года назад +1230

    I think what makes Internet Historian's ads so perfect is that they're placed like a halftime show rather than an annoying interruption to the main program.
    On top of that, the nature of his ads generally makes fun of the fact that advertisements are inherently invasive and intrusive to begin with which is what makes them more entertaining to watch than 99% of ads that take themselves too seriously

    • @wrongteous
      @wrongteous 4 года назад +28

      Yeah he does what the advertisement requires him to do whilst making fun of it.

    • @imapigeonyoupeasant1489
      @imapigeonyoupeasant1489 4 года назад

      I still skipped ahead

    • @TheJunnutin
      @TheJunnutin 4 года назад +9

      Even though I thoroughly loathe Raid Legends(?), the ad IH made was just 🤣🤣🤣
      It was entertaining to watch through but I still had 0 interest for the game itself

    • @drem9366
      @drem9366 4 года назад

      Skip button go brrrrr

    • @edbertjaya9105
      @edbertjaya9105 4 года назад

      Yep

  • @undercoverfbi3155
    @undercoverfbi3155 4 года назад +4731

    You gotta love how Internet historian’s ads are better than people’s entire 1 hour videos

    • @florkiler6242
      @florkiler6242 4 года назад +35

      better than Disney animations

    • @fearstiers6730
      @fearstiers6730 4 года назад +26

      11/10 would buy again

    • @Didnt_ask69
      @Didnt_ask69 4 года назад +4

      No I don’t gotta

    • @lefish5277
      @lefish5277 4 года назад +25

      IH ads are the only ads I don’t skip and will actively watch

    • @brianlevisalles
      @brianlevisalles 4 года назад +8

      I only come here for the internet historian ads

  • @bewareofsasquatch
    @bewareofsasquatch 12 дней назад +6

    I remembered when this video came out. Can’t believe it’s been 5 years since it happened.

  • @BariNgozi
    @BariNgozi 4 года назад +461

    There must be a part two. This unprecedented dumpster fire of a year is not over yet.

    • @Promethe3u5
      @Promethe3u5 4 года назад +7

      Tales from TheVarus 2: electric boogaloo

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 4 года назад +3

      Dumpster fire is the best way to describe this year so far

    • @Wazboom
      @Wazboom 4 года назад +1

      Fallout 76 will not be outdone! We will all be punished SIXTEEN TIMES over for this transgression

    • @whitecode2300
      @whitecode2300 4 года назад

      I don't think part one is even done yet, this probably just covered half of the shit happening this six months

    •  4 года назад

      @@Sem5626
      Infections up
      Deaths down
      I see no issues

  • @chicken8664
    @chicken8664 4 года назад +1855

    “It’s hard to win an argument against a smart person, but it’s impossible to win an argument against a stupid one.”

    • @eljariuso9513
      @eljariuso9513 4 года назад +71

      Its like playing dark souls when you are hiting a boss and he actually gives a fuck

    • @-47-
      @-47- 4 года назад +47

      @Rock Golem It doesn't work. You can't "own" someone with logic if they don't understand the basics of logic. Even if they understand, they'll just fall into ad hominem because to them, it's about feeling right and not about being right.

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF 4 года назад +25

      Dumb people think that they are the smartest beings on the planet
      They are incapable of understanding the concept of contradiction

    • @payne267
      @payne267 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @DerpyDooReviews
      @DerpyDooReviews 4 года назад +56

      @Rock Golem I feel like you are proving them correct, everybody is arguing against you but you're not budging, ergo "It's impossible to win against a stupid person" Thank you for taking part in this experiment.

  • @cirlu_bd
    @cirlu_bd 4 года назад +3653

    I don't think he's sponsored by NordVPN anymore, he just does the ads for fun now.

    • @thevikvids
      @thevikvids 4 года назад +78

      the nord vpn guy part of the kkk ha haaaa

    • @toastytarantula3377
      @toastytarantula3377 4 года назад +4

      @fuck google wait isn't just a costume that was edited

    • @erikurizita
      @erikurizita 4 года назад +9

      @@toastytarantula3377 Well I mean, what do you think a KKK uniform is? You don’t just go buy them at Wal-Mart.

    • @toastytarantula3377
      @toastytarantula3377 4 года назад +6

      @@erikurizita no I mean like an executioner costume but edited
      Edit: yeah thats just a costume not a KKK uniform

    • @erikurizita
      @erikurizita 4 года назад +7

      @@toastytarantula3377 Ah, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding my friend. Didn’t try to be condescending, but I just read my comment back and I’m come off as a prick. So my apologies

  • @SuicidalTurnip
    @SuicidalTurnip 2 года назад +36

    Looking back it honestly feels like a fever dream. I remember going shopping and not being able to get soap, hand sanitiser, toilet paper, and a tonne of other essentials because people just went absolutely nuts.

  • @BobbyDukeArts
    @BobbyDukeArts 4 года назад +4127

    I already have Nord, but I'm going to get it again just because of the effort you put into that ad.

    • @MastersPipe
      @MastersPipe 4 года назад +109

      Yo dawg I heard you like NordVPN, so I NordVPN your NordVPN so you are even harder to track on the internet.

    • @nondescriptindividual3793
      @nondescriptindividual3793 4 года назад +23

      Nice seeing you here!

    • @Guendo
      @Guendo 4 года назад +3

      Wasn't expecting you here.

    • @Angelo-anc
      @Angelo-anc 4 года назад +2

      Buy a OnePlus Nord and put NordVPN in there

    • @commonsense7754
      @commonsense7754 4 года назад +4

      The Dukie is a fan of our Aussie made Internet Historian haha good to see

  • @troostan2776
    @troostan2776 4 года назад +2574

    Can’t wait for the days that these videos are shown in history classes

    • @esvi9818
      @esvi9818 4 года назад +82

      I hope I never become a teacher
      But if For some reason it happends, I’ll will show them this
      The kids need to know

    • @fahadsyed4954
      @fahadsyed4954 4 года назад +17

      Love your picture Sal

    • @troostan2776
      @troostan2776 4 года назад +14

      Fahad Syed thanks man

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 4 года назад +9

      It just need to avoid the issue of mass imprisonment a liiiitle bit more, and then they'll totally make it part of the curriculum.

    • @Joannefibracs9994
      @Joannefibracs9994 4 года назад +14

      This pandemic will be made into historic documentaries lol

  • @handsomegrinch6279
    @handsomegrinch6279 4 года назад +2082

    This isn’t even half the crazy crap that happened this year, please make a part 2

    • @alcatrazz.627
      @alcatrazz.627 4 года назад +74

      Lol let the other half of the year happen before that.

    • @pringleaddict5827
      @pringleaddict5827 4 года назад +14

      Aakarsh Chopra i heard there was ufo sightings , so...

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 4 года назад +21

      Pringle Addict it was a drone even the pilot realized that it’s a drone

    • @necnec2668
      @necnec2668 4 года назад +5

      A last of us part two

    • @dasoon0220
      @dasoon0220 4 года назад

      He wants to see where the year goes first.

  • @skelimanter6688
    @skelimanter6688 Год назад +32

    Seeing this 2 years later makes me realize how much of this time period was a fever dream

  • @DAngeloWallace
    @DAngeloWallace 4 года назад +7646

    now instead of struggling to explain the toilet paper shortage of 2020 to my future kids, i will simply show them this video

  • @johncasy5212
    @johncasy5212 4 года назад +933

    “The CEO of Australia”
    I got that take my like

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 4 года назад +9

      More like disappointed Dad in this clip.

    • @joshguest1104
      @joshguest1104 4 года назад

      @@VainerCactus0 More like not caring for his citizens

    • @someoneprobably1802
      @someoneprobably1802 4 года назад +11

      @@joshguest1104, Of course, they are not caring for their citizens. They are politicians. Not caring for the wellbeing of others and only doing whatever it takes to accomplish their own personal goals is why they are in power in the first place.

    • @olkasbrix
      @olkasbrix 4 года назад +1

      @wantafanta01 morrison doesnt understand shite unless told like a 5yr old so they probably make a good team

  • @Green_Shift
    @Green_Shift Год назад +30

    Our family typically kept our garage stocked with toilet paper BEFORE the panic set in. It was only a minor inconvenience. It’s irritating that people would rather panic about literally anything than attempt to be rational.

    • @assassin8636
      @assassin8636 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's a normal thing to do 😑

  • @alejandrovega8370
    @alejandrovega8370 3 года назад +6151

    All jokes aside
    The “nature is healing” meme was the best part of the lockdown

    • @acatwithafancyhat5782
      @acatwithafancyhat5782 3 года назад +120

      Not not dying? Great government wasted 15 months of my life and counting. Don’t get me wrong I’d like clean streets but it’s only gotten worse over here in the states.

    • @80degrees98
      @80degrees98 3 года назад +159

      @@acatwithafancyhat5782 that's the us for you lmao

    • @ashj_2088
      @ashj_2088 3 года назад +7

      Still in lockdown 🤯🔫

    • @Snas2430
      @Snas2430 3 года назад +30

      @@acatwithafancyhat5782 lmaoooooo good luck in that country my man

    • @acatwithafancyhat5782
      @acatwithafancyhat5782 3 года назад +17

      @@Snas2430 at least I’m not in Europe. I hope you’ve heard about what’s going on there.

  • @DiegoGarcia-ux1ml
    @DiegoGarcia-ux1ml 4 года назад +835

    The CEO of Australia sounds like a teacher addressing the class after reading the note left by the substitute

    • @evryatis2853
      @evryatis2853 4 года назад +5

      They're treating their citizens like children, thats terrible and a terrible news

    • @jded_404
      @jded_404 4 года назад +22

      @@evryatis2853 tbh, most people were acting like children

    • @evryatis2853
      @evryatis2853 4 года назад +2

      @@jded_404 I dont think you would like to pay taxes to a government that does nothing to help you just to be treated like a kid.
      Actually I dont think you even do pay taxes

    • @jded_404
      @jded_404 4 года назад +5

      @@evryatis2853 correct, i am in fact underage, but when people are out here fighting over toilet paper i think its fair to say they were acting like children

    • @johnnymartinez478
      @johnnymartinez478 4 года назад +4

      Australia is nothing more than a nanny state owned by China

  • @nigimy
    @nigimy 4 года назад +2437

    Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way.

    • @JonGooseman
      @JonGooseman 4 года назад +14

      Yeah maybe, but it better be treasure too

    • @cake6363
      @cake6363 4 года назад +41

      reddit humor

    • @breastmilkgaming
      @breastmilkgaming 4 года назад +12

      "It's far more A than I"

    • @Jaws-zb1cg
      @Jaws-zb1cg 4 года назад +18

      This was funny the first 900 times

    • @bubbachump3818
      @bubbachump3818 4 года назад +4

      Because they're a parasite? yeah m8

  • @andrewarnold9818
    @andrewarnold9818 5 месяцев назад +6

    I was so thankful for the two COVID videos because I deployed on the Nimitz from May 2020 to March 2021, and I never really went out of my way to watch the news. It was so weird to come back and find out about all this weird shit that had happened.

  • @Naz-xk6hq
    @Naz-xk6hq 4 года назад +1724

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
    -George carlin

    • @duncanidaho2925
      @duncanidaho2925 4 года назад +28

      I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 4 года назад +53

      "Always quote famous people, because that makes your statement more valid"
      -Confucius

    • @timm5362
      @timm5362 4 года назад

      Get new material

    • @israelthepenisbenderadensa8953
      @israelthepenisbenderadensa8953 4 года назад +26

      “The fact of the matter is that I’ve lately been having some major bladder issu- oughohhhaiee it happened again” - Abraham Lincoln

    • @simonlemonnier1614
      @simonlemonnier1614 4 года назад +5

      "Never underestimate the stupidity of someone"
      -Someone, probably

  • @eggy_tran589
    @eggy_tran589 4 года назад +721

    The real corona were the friends we made along the way.

  • @texasranger9599
    @texasranger9599 4 года назад +416

    Skype had a 17 year head start and lost.

    • @762x69
      @762x69 4 года назад +5

      That’s sooo sad LOL

  • @eddiebruv
    @eddiebruv 2 года назад +49

    One good side effect of all the nonsense was London was comparatively a ghost town a year ago. Most shops were open, there were no tourists, and there was almost no traffic. Really civilised. Actually a pleasure to visit. Went there last month and it was like the entire human population had decided to come at once. A freakin’ nightmare.

  • @Fismajster101
    @Fismajster101 4 года назад +340

    "The worst sequel since WW2" - Holy shit that is brutal

    • @vincentr1207
      @vincentr1207 4 года назад +23

      It's true though...

    • @dv4310
      @dv4310 4 года назад +1

      Yet so so true...🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 4 года назад +7

      In both, the good guys lost.

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 4 года назад

      @@nightsong81 Did they?
      I mean, some made it back from the frontlines, can't get better than that

    • @TheTomoyaNagase
      @TheTomoyaNagase 4 года назад

      @@ruffusgoodman4137 everyone lost in WW2 just like in TLOU2!

  • @jakbenimbel1912
    @jakbenimbel1912 4 года назад +719

    "We have nothing to lose but our Supply Chains."
    - Karl Marx, It'll Work This Time Vol3.
    I audibly laughed at that, well done!

  • @spongmongler6760
    @spongmongler6760 4 года назад +406

    "the worst sequel since WW2" is an underrated line.

    • @inuyashaspet
      @inuyashaspet 4 года назад

      Thank you for watching until the very end.

    • @thearrowhead9846
      @thearrowhead9846 4 года назад

      Agreed, thought that was hilarious

    • @Hotshot2k4
      @Hotshot2k4 4 года назад

      But I thought it was the Shindler's List of video games?

    • @thearrowhead9846
      @thearrowhead9846 4 года назад +3

      @@Hotshot2k4 Yeah but I'm just too dumb to understand it and hate women or smth

    • @yoshimasachong2766
      @yoshimasachong2766 4 года назад

      WW2 2

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 2 года назад +34

    The ads are genuinely the funniest part of his videos lmao

  • @magencrisis1682
    @magencrisis1682 4 года назад +267

    I'm surprised you didn't mention what happened in Perú: eight technicians that were *kidnapped and held hostage* by a mob of angry people while they were working on a cellphone tower. It wasn't even 5G.
    Man, I love living in Latin America.

    • @freddekl1102
      @freddekl1102 4 года назад +13

      If it's any consolation, everywhere there are far too many idiots doing absolutely braindead things. Trick is to always be careful that you can't be classified as one.

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 4 года назад +1

      Hell we get lucky if it was a regular radio tower.

    • @Jacob-2796
      @Jacob-2796 4 года назад +3

      I'll love to track the development of such a batshit theory in those people's brains.

    • @thearea51raidwasboring
      @thearea51raidwasboring 4 года назад

      God, I want to go back to Peru now

  • @Oliver2Jarvis
    @Oliver2Jarvis 4 года назад +713

    University professor here. Had a show feet guy crash my RUclips class stream. A good time was had by all.

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 4 года назад +26

      What up teach?

    • @Oliver2Jarvis
      @Oliver2Jarvis 4 года назад +102

      @@lastmanstanding7155 feet, apparently.

    • @nopushbutton
      @nopushbutton 4 года назад +6

      @@Oliver2Jarvis teaching feet and toes 101?

    • @Oliver2Jarvis
      @Oliver2Jarvis 4 года назад +41

      @@nopushbutton maths. But I'm sure plenty of my students use their toes to count so, sure.

    • @Rudimentarypenis
      @Rudimentarypenis 4 года назад

      Aurora Borealis?

  • @plat6667
    @plat6667 4 года назад +371

    Internet Historian: "Give me two weeks."
    Literally everyone: "Yeah okay, dude. See ya in 8 months,"

    • @smexyvigoro
      @smexyvigoro 4 года назад +16

      To be fair, he has been posting on the second channel pretty regularly. Must have forgotten the pw for this one or something.

    • @plat6667
      @plat6667 4 года назад +3

      @@smexyvigoro Indeed. Everyone be sure to subscribe to it and turn on notifications!

    • @Didnt_ask69
      @Didnt_ask69 4 года назад

      Stfu

    • @АрсенийСтучинский-в1ъ
      @АрсенийСтучинский-в1ъ 4 года назад

      @@smexyvigoro he also has amazing streams. His tlou2 run was legendary

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 года назад

      @@АрсенийСтучинский-в1ъ What? Damn i missed it!

  • @yrzbateno
    @yrzbateno 2 года назад +70

    0:06 Intro
    1:11 Toilet Paper
    7:50 GGGGG
    10:37 Fake Cures
    13:30 Supply Chain
    15:56 Zoom
    20:36 Nature 2: Reloaded
    22:39 Outro
    You were on mars, elon musk is the president and you were obama the whole time

  • @PorgNerd
    @PorgNerd 4 года назад +586

    “How do I take my white blood cell count, these ones all look red”- IH 2020

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +3

      best line lmao

    • @KingSlimjeezy
      @KingSlimjeezy 4 года назад +1

      gotta centrifuge it first decant the buffy zone dilute and plate on a grid slide count under a microscope and calculate based on dilution ratio of original sample

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +3

      @@KingSlimjeezy thanks for the tip. you learn that in bio 101? :)

    • @MRDOOMBOY12345
      @MRDOOMBOY12345 4 года назад

      That line killed me

    • @jackporter3178
      @jackporter3178 4 года назад +1

      I'm concerned, the only white blood cells I could produce came out of my penis.

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 4 года назад +417

    I'm pretty sure he does not even get sponsored by Nord VPN or raid shadow legends.

    • @pizzakid4206
      @pizzakid4206 4 года назад +32

      Shaun Levin Are you implying that he’s done it so often that he can’t stop?

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 4 года назад +12

      @@pizzakid4206 no he owns them.

    • @Safersephiroth777
      @Safersephiroth777 4 года назад +1

      Yeah as I said in a previous video he does these ads with so much style you feel obliged to try them out!

  • @lebu6258
    @lebu6258 4 года назад +1685

    In Bolivia, people destroyed a lot of towers, fun fact: they don't have 5g there.

    • @ThisGuyHere17
      @ThisGuyHere17 4 года назад +118

      Damn.
      And then someone wants to tell me people aren't dumb

    • @HeYoNiA
      @HeYoNiA 4 года назад +66

      @@ThisGuyHere17 People aren't dumb mate, they're just mentally challenged

    • @ThisGuyHere17
      @ThisGuyHere17 4 года назад +45

      @@HeYoNiA I believe that's just "dumb" spelled diffrently

    • @HeYoNiA
      @HeYoNiA 4 года назад +25

      @@ThisGuyHere17 Your belief is indeed correct

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 4 года назад

      XD I think I peed myself a little just now :|

  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught 11 месяцев назад +12

    This where I learned about TwoMad. Classic stuff.

  • @wantedwario2621
    @wantedwario2621 4 года назад +2759

    A year after this whole thing started, and it almost seems made up how insane things were and just how dumb literally everyone was. But no, it all actually happened.

    • @gavinbrechbill5635
      @gavinbrechbill5635 4 года назад +51

      Glad I'm not the only one rewatching this a year later

    • @gamer645464
      @gamer645464 4 года назад +35

      Doesn't feel like its been a year at all...

    • @blimlimlimm
      @blimlimlimm 4 года назад +60

      NGL March of 2020 was so comfy. I spent a solid four weeks just getting high and playing Minecraft.

    • @Michael-jq5pf
      @Michael-jq5pf 4 года назад +32

      @@blimlimlimm right? It was like vacation as long as you managed to keep the 24/7 noise of sirens, gunshots, and blood-curdling screams outside from getting to you.

    • @audiodood
      @audiodood 3 года назад

      Same

  • @wulfherecyning1282
    @wulfherecyning1282 4 года назад +770

    "The CEO of Australia"
    When you remember that Australia is literally a registered private company in the USA, with all shares owned by the Australian government, for the purposes of facilitating trade.

    • @meideval
      @meideval 4 года назад +7

      How does that work?

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 4 года назад +99

      @@meideval basically during the last financial crisis the Aussie government looked into selling bonds to American investors. However, to do that, you have to register with the SEC, per the Securities Act of 1933 and other subsequent legislation. He's actually only half-right, because Straya is registered with the SEC *explicitly* as a foreign government, not a "private company".

    • @Your_Landlord
      @Your_Landlord 4 года назад +81

      c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!

    • @N-Word_Boi_3.0
      @N-Word_Boi_3.0 4 года назад +6

      You forgot to add "The world is flat and you don't need a driver's license to drive on the roads. 5G will kill everybody. They are coming for our guns."

    • @N-Word_Boi_3.0
      @N-Word_Boi_3.0 4 года назад +1

      @Hard Candy Well, that´s not 100% right, they are other things too.

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard 4 года назад +120

    Gotta love how the Historian turned the sponsor space into its own miniseries with ongoing characters and plot to make it worth your time.

  • @TheMaskedFox288
    @TheMaskedFox288 2 года назад +128

    "Am I bugging or is fucking Mary dead?"
    Honestly a valid question

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад +2

      18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍

    • @sleepyheadsylvee
      @sleepyheadsylvee Год назад

      ​@@esmeecampbell7396i thought I was the only one who noticed

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад +1

      @@sleepyheadsylvee THANK YOU! at least there's someone else with taste these days

    • @TheMaskedFox288
      @TheMaskedFox288 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@esmeecampbell7396
      Yk maddie is probably underage right you creep?

  • @maganashaker167
    @maganashaker167 4 года назад +2336

    I can’t believe it. He actually got access to his account. How is this possible?

  • @Alex-24610
    @Alex-24610 4 года назад +2123

    If humanity ever had to plead insanity in a galactic court case, this would be prime evidence.

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 3 года назад +19

      yeah just repeat one of the top comments from a month ago... come up with something original ffs... or at least provide something that contributes to discussion of the video

    • @Alex-24610
      @Alex-24610 3 года назад +58

      @@TheJunky228 didn’t realize. I knew I had seen that said somewhere but I didn’t realize it was here. My b

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 года назад +45

      @@TheJunky228 wow rude

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 3 года назад +3

      @@spongy7426 youtube comment sections are literally filled either with people making the exact same tired jokes, or directly copying/rephrasing top comments. it gets annoying seeing the same thing over and over and over again. I don't see this issue happen on other websites

    • @swank8508
      @swank8508 3 года назад +52

      @@TheJunky228 reddit recycles the same unfunny jokes over and over again...its a symptom of having an upvote system where you appeal to the least common denominator

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 2 года назад +1114

    “Grandpa? What did you do during the pandemic?”
    “I was a tail gunner for Charmin.”

    • @devildevious2646
      @devildevious2646 8 месяцев назад +2

      Beautiful

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 7 месяцев назад +1

      Based

    • @Jjgm69
      @Jjgm69 5 месяцев назад

      I was Laughing, oh the laughter and those poor crops :'v

  • @marzuqahmed218
    @marzuqahmed218 Год назад +79

    Hard to to think this was 3 years. Feels like yesterday.

    • @ManicBacon
      @ManicBacon Год назад +7

      I kinda miss it

    • @chain12bb
      @chain12bb Год назад

      True

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Год назад +2

      I went home office then and I'm still in home office now, never got Covid, so it's a net positive experience for me.

  • @midnitefox
    @midnitefox 4 года назад +366

    Mr. Historian's adverts are the best on the world wide web. They are the only ads I NEVER skip!

  • @youwillpayforyoursins9372
    @youwillpayforyoursins9372 4 года назад +1980

    It took an entire pandemic for Internet Historian to find his password. Let that sink in. It has been standing outside your house for far too long... Please let that sink in....

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 4 года назад +832

    I’m in the middle, this better have the Russian oil “war”
    Bruh, didn’t talk about $1 pumps, that was the best thing about this virus

    • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
      @PhillyCh3zSt3ak 4 года назад +15

      By me for like three weeks it was sub $1/gallon.

    • @DarkSideKyp
      @DarkSideKyp 4 года назад +8

      I got some discounted down to ~30 cents a gallon

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 4 года назад +9

      The lowest it ever got in my area was $1.38/gallon. Was still pretty sweet

    • @jaykutts9664
      @jaykutts9664 4 года назад +6

      It hit less than a dollar in Australia for the first time in like 20+ years.

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 4 года назад

      He alson fogot 12th of march

  • @temerson2
    @temerson2 6 месяцев назад +10

    Coming back here with Twomad gone feels surreal

  • @teo-medesi
    @teo-medesi 4 года назад +354

    Internet historian is the only person who can make me watch a 2 minute ad.

    • @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
      @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 4 года назад +1

      this

    • @jimi5014
      @jimi5014 4 года назад +3

      anomie nous Thank you for your contribution to the joke. Please pick up your Nobel Prize for your achievement in the hall.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown 4 года назад

      I skiped the first one I ever could have seen, then watched one by accident, then went back to watch the skipped one. Internet Historian made me a better person.

  • @TheCleber96
    @TheCleber96 4 года назад +633

    Disappointed this wasn't actually about Varus the Roman general who lost three legions against the Germans in Teutoburg Forest.

    • @ErdTirdMans
      @ErdTirdMans 4 года назад +24

      Zoomers don't know 'bout Arminius

    • @TheSlowPony77
      @TheSlowPony77 4 года назад +22

      Give me back my legions.

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 года назад +21

      Teutoberg is the only thing I find interesting about Roman history. If I have a dog I've considered naming him Arminius. Did you know that the Nazi's viewed that battle as proof of the Aryan supremacy and Himmler had the SS practice their occult rituals at a castle near where the battlefield was believed to be.

    • @llamaking1011
      @llamaking1011 4 года назад +7

      The romans never recovered from that one...

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 года назад +7

      @@llamaking1011 It kept them from conquering east of the Rhine River and lost 10% of their entire standing army in 24 hours

  • @tyrone5619
    @tyrone5619 4 года назад +1720

    One day our children and our schools will watch this video to understand history

    • @Jirizo1
      @Jirizo1 4 года назад +21

      and probably read this comment

    • @nonamea9177
      @nonamea9177 4 года назад +6

      Your profile picture is beautiful

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +8

      Dad, do you know what the “Varus” is?
      Son.... never though ya’d ask.

    • @dank_frank2580
      @dank_frank2580 4 года назад +4

      Well he is, in fact, a historian- an internet historian at that

    • @EXTR
      @EXTR 4 года назад +1

      If we all indeed survive this pandamic, that is

  • @xbsd22
    @xbsd22 2 года назад

    Thanks

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 4 года назад +179

    Being subbed to Internet Historian is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.

  • @garybusey9941
    @garybusey9941 4 года назад +707

    “Maybe the real Covid was in the friends we made along the way.”

    • @autruff18
      @autruff18 4 года назад +2

      Howly shiett!

    • @TheRealJDC
      @TheRealJDC 4 года назад

      This comment was visible before the video started, so I knew the humour in this was going to be amazing straight away 😂

    • @ajthevillageidiot
      @ajthevillageidiot 4 года назад

      Hi, I would like to invest in this comment

    • @whw148
      @whw148 4 года назад +1

      Maybe we were the virus all along 😔

    • @twilightgeneral777
      @twilightgeneral777 4 года назад +1

      Making friends? That doesn't sound very socially distanced of you

  • @DeevoC
    @DeevoC 4 года назад +615

    "Squash were being compressed"
    This may be my favourite joke, ever.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 4 года назад +10

      It took me a second lol

    • @vacciniumaugustifolium1420
      @vacciniumaugustifolium1420 4 года назад +4

      Damn I love it

    • @jaylowry4082
      @jaylowry4082 4 года назад +9

      I'm still laughing at that, like...you know it's squash but the choice to use the word compressed and how it was spoken just sounded so apropos.

    • @thohangst
      @thohangst 3 года назад +5

      The line, the execution, the timing, quite good.

    • @merikatools568
      @merikatools568 3 года назад +2

      You are your moms best joke

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 10 месяцев назад +8

    Rip to the GOAT, Twomad.. miss ya bro

    • @veraaurelis8931
      @veraaurelis8931 3 месяца назад

      Wait you telling me he’s dead!!? Wtf

    • @Jex2112
      @Jex2112 3 месяца назад

      @@veraaurelis8931 unfortunately yes.. pills apparently.

  • @Deeds2022
    @Deeds2022 4 года назад +272

    "Thank you Neil Drunkman for the worst sequel since world war 2"
    That line is gold.

  • @TheHawkeye1313
    @TheHawkeye1313 4 года назад +919

    The ceo of Australia giving out at 3:48 has the same energy as when you're teacher comes back after a few days being absent and finds out that the class treated her substitute like shit when she was gone

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 года назад +16

      *angry face*

    • @drneotech7254
      @drneotech7254 3 года назад +30

      Pretty much what happened during the fires. He left to go to Hawaii.
      I want to be perfectly clear that he is not terrible. There’s no such thing as a good prime minister

    • @Yubulyme
      @Yubulyme 3 года назад +2

      Fucking mood

    • @Khorne_of_the_Hill
      @Khorne_of_the_Hill 3 года назад +6

      @@drneotech7254 your government just seem like insane tyrants to me tbh.
      Which is super weird, because Australians are awesome for the most part

    • @drneotech7254
      @drneotech7254 3 года назад +3

      @@Khorne_of_the_Hill thanks?

  • @ComradePhoenix
    @ComradePhoenix 4 года назад +585

    "Rats in New Orleans were...oh that's normal."
    Live in NOLA, can confirm.

    • @TsuladanGaming
      @TsuladanGaming 4 года назад +2

      Meanwhile us in NELA looking at the bottom of the boot wondering what's going on.

    • @trevorbilliot2625
      @trevorbilliot2625 4 года назад +1

      Us in BR caught in the middle wondering what’s going on

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 4 года назад

      He's australian

  • @loppi9710
    @loppi9710 11 месяцев назад +12

    Rip twomad, thank you for giving us the best zoom content during pandemic

  • @amg557
    @amg557 3 года назад +495

    The violinists playing "Nearer My God to Thee" wearing life vests next to empty toilet paper shelves is sheer genius

  • @menikmati789
    @menikmati789 4 года назад +402

    “Squash were being compressed” - this is all kinds of brilliant

    • @vthegreatest6352
      @vthegreatest6352 4 года назад

      Why This
      squash are already squash so they are compressed instead

    • @menikmati789
      @menikmati789 4 года назад

      Why This the obvious joke for him to make would have been “squash were being squashed” but he curve balled..