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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  5 лет назад +16880

    Thanks again to Dollar Shave Club for helping to make this video possible! Show them some love by clicking this link www.dollarshaveclub.com/jontron and begin your journey of great shavings and great values!!

    • @SniperJoe64
      @SniperJoe64 5 лет назад +84

      I’ll do it for you Jonnie!!

    • @YXProductionsLLC
      @YXProductionsLLC 5 лет назад +43

      Not as great as your production value

    • @kitkatman1016
      @kitkatman1016 5 лет назад +37

      I just want to say that there has never been a jontron video that I did’nt absolutely love, love you all making thees vids

    • @mcblaggart8565
      @mcblaggart8565 5 лет назад +44

      Thank you Jon, for raising awareness of the dangers of Wrench-Head. Together we can make President Orange-Man-Bad acknowledge this crisis.

    • @tonightsbigloser9975
      @tonightsbigloser9975 5 лет назад +4

      Can you shout out owenzer games?

  • @ethanlewis5993
    @ethanlewis5993 4 года назад +7030

    "Come on Harry, why are there three dead bodies in the walk-in freezer? This is a major violation and a repeat from last time"

    • @ngh9025
      @ngh9025 4 года назад +289

      "Repeat from last time" I dont like the sound of that.

    • @loganhoyt4432
      @loganhoyt4432 4 года назад +71

      I don’t like the sound of that either

    • @maxwithani6179
      @maxwithani6179 4 года назад +38

      Ok, that wouldn't surprise me

    • @tj8132
      @tj8132 4 года назад +96

      Damn it! Harry took the watermelon!

    • @tj8132
      @tj8132 4 года назад +79

      And to top that off we found 3 barrels of oil and 5 bottles of rattlesnake poison AND a skeleton in the chemical closet

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 2 года назад +6001

    The fact that Inspector Roy knows Harry's name before coming to the restaurant means that Harry is a repeat offender and Roy has to deal with his bullshit all of the time in other restaraunts.

    • @Aralaas
      @Aralaas 2 года назад +271

      In Jaboody Dubs they call him Dirty Dan and inspector Roy says "Dirty Dan is a no good son of a bitch who's been making my job a living hell since the first day I started." I think you're on the same wavelength.

    • @WeirdWonderful
      @WeirdWonderful 2 года назад

      IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG !

    • @erkl8823
      @erkl8823 2 года назад +121

      OR... inspector Roy & "Harry"....are actually *partners* !!

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 2 года назад +94

      Added to that is the absolute disappointment Roy has when reprimanding Harry, as though he's really just done with his fuckery.

    • @bigchungus8287
      @bigchungus8287 2 года назад +49

      How did no one notice a complete stranger walk on and pretend to work there, they should be reprimanded

  • @bubbaxmv
    @bubbaxmv 5 лет назад +18673

    Harry not working there and getting away with a watermelon is honestly the best plot twist in a movie this year.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 лет назад +732

      there was a man who took fares to park in a lot where no one was supposed to actually work. they estimated he made like 2 + million dollars and had done it for years.

    • @HeyDonutJudge
      @HeyDonutJudge 5 лет назад +278

      And he got away with it

    • @JamesWilliams-ns5lj
      @JamesWilliams-ns5lj 5 лет назад +112

      I heard it was nominated for an oscar

    • @Tyler171819
      @Tyler171819 5 лет назад +373

      Impersonating a cook and purposely making the restaurant fail it’s health inspection just to steal a watermelon?
      Chaotic Neutral level 💯

    • @DonnaCPunk
      @DonnaCPunk 5 лет назад +76

      EXPECTATIONS: SUBVERTED.

  • @reidcacaro2919
    @reidcacaro2919 2 года назад +715

    I love that the women being rude to each other has nothing to do with the safety part of the video

    • @AGJ117
      @AGJ117 Год назад +64

      I'm more invested in a sequel where woman 2 gets revenge on woman 1 and the feud continues.

    • @screwthedragon999
      @screwthedragon999 Год назад +31

      It showed the danger of violent rivalry

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад +32

      This is just how women interact duh

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Dovah_Slayer your comment wasn't sexist at all or anything /s

    • @generalgrievous-
      @generalgrievous- 10 месяцев назад +11

      Oh it does, it was a setup.

  • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
    @devilfruitenjoyer2930 4 года назад +6145

    “Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good”
    “Calm down kid it’s just the heat syncopy

    • @bobbytonson5890
      @bobbytonson5890 4 года назад +223

      Thanos actually just gave half the universe heat syncope when he did the snap.

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 4 года назад +54

      @@bobbytonson5890 *Oh I dont feel well*

    • @hithere4350
      @hithere4350 4 года назад +8

    • @Axl_Art_22
      @Axl_Art_22 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @foxeon6496
      @foxeon6496 4 года назад +6

      A

  • @acegamer9347
    @acegamer9347 4 года назад +5021

    “This guy died from heat syncope, this guy died from the fatal half-inch. Which one of them’s is deader?”

    • @yeexcelenteyeexcelente9781
      @yeexcelenteyeexcelente9781 4 года назад +152

      WHO'S MORE DEAD?

    • @dawsondebell1603
      @dawsondebell1603 4 года назад +27

      What happened to that video? *edit The one where he reviews worker deaths in other countries?

    • @DrCranberry
      @DrCranberry 4 года назад +84

      dis da deadest nigga i evah seen

    • @f-22raptorxddzs
      @f-22raptorxddzs 4 года назад +13

      @@DrCranberry shut yo lifeline sounding ass up

    • @big_tymerro
      @big_tymerro 4 года назад +38

      ѕpιder cloaĸ he is literally quoting JonTron my guy

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 4 года назад +3246

    “Safety is never a joke, death is only a punch-line away” is actually more effective then ANY of these videos lol

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 2 года назад +2614

    Can we appreciate how hard Harry committed to his con to get a watermelon? Most people would just shoplift one or get in and get out. My man Harry decided to really screw that place over with health violations and actually work washing dishes before getting out with the score.

    • @sirlothric6357
      @sirlothric6357 Год назад +139

      It's the commitment to the craft

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 Год назад +121

      He does it so he can blend in for another heist later. The more he shows up after they forget the theft, the easier the heist.

    • @tarakinwu1246
      @tarakinwu1246 Год назад +34

      @@matthewsimon6170 it’s the tf2 spy’s ex-vet half-brother

    • @Ty-nk4vk
      @Ty-nk4vk Год назад +16

      I was already dying from laughter, and now I see this??? HELP

    • @alchemicmercury
      @alchemicmercury Год назад +30

      "HARRY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE LETTUCE"

  • @SuperCoily10230
    @SuperCoily10230 4 года назад +4442

    Heat Syncope is when you body has the uncontrollable urge to say “I don’t feel so good.”

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 4 года назад +118

      Thanos: hmm how can I make half the universe to disappear hmmm ....
      I GOT AN IDEA

    • @plus6481
      @plus6481 4 года назад +44

      So make sure you get a Disani, we all know that's a major racial slur!

    • @cephaleaorion4888
      @cephaleaorion4888 4 года назад +72

      spiderman has heat syncope

    • @tobygrapes9760
      @tobygrapes9760 4 года назад +51

      I get syncopes when I stand up too quickly or stretch too hard, and I can confirm, I say "I dont feel so good" every time

    • @rainy_.days0668
      @rainy_.days0668 4 года назад +21

      Man, so thats what was wrong with Spiderman

  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 лет назад +22030

    i missed jon

  • @Kuroganekisaki
    @Kuroganekisaki 4 года назад +854

    "Now you've confused me-- Almost immediately. And you *promised* me... You were not going to do that."
    The delivery always kills me.

    • @tkb5726
      @tkb5726 4 года назад +26

      Same. His voice is just dripping with defeat and betrayal. I love it.

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit 3 года назад +16

      love that part. here's an easy timestamp: 14:25

    • @blah703
      @blah703 3 года назад +2

      @some emo girl fuckin algebra, man, recently everything I've come to know in algebra was thrown out the window by a new concept and i am very annoyed

    • @jukityler4490
      @jukityler4490 3 года назад +1

      I thought your comment said "you consumed me"

    • @gabriellegunvik4377
      @gabriellegunvik4377 2 месяца назад

      @@tkb5726it’s wonderful

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Год назад +1377

    For those who are actually curious:
    "Syncope" is just a fancy word for "fainting"
    "The danger zone" is the range of temperatures that allows bacteria to cultivate in food

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 Год назад +35

      Yeah it's 8-60 degrees Celcius

    • @ryanspalding6524
      @ryanspalding6524 Год назад

      ​@@digstrememcdingus1463🇺🇲📏📐📏📐📏📐📏📏📐📐 what's that to f°

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 9 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@digstrememcdingus1463ah a man of culture

    • @reapervirus71
      @reapervirus71 8 месяцев назад +5

      It's when it's so hot you feel sick

    • @commentextary
      @commentextary 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@jebbryant6522 Literally, in fact!

  • @reesewilliamson3346
    @reesewilliamson3346 2 года назад +10380

    "The fatal half inch" is what they called me back in college

    • @BlueBeepOFFICIAL
      @BlueBeepOFFICIAL 2 года назад +261

      Why, was it because it was half an inch or 6 and a half inches? Cuz that could go both ways tbh

    • @eereree
      @eereree 2 года назад +123

      ….are you ok? :/

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 2 года назад +290

      @@BlueBeepOFFICIAL half an inch. that’s literally the joke.

    • @reesewilliamson3346
      @reesewilliamson3346 2 года назад +78

      @@BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6-1/2 is small asf let's be real here, regardless, my use of 1/2" is told through stories around the world

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 2 года назад +135

      @@reesewilliamson3346 6.5 isn’t bad at all. 4-5 inches is average.

  • @PuppyOrion
    @PuppyOrion 3 года назад +1767

    "That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum."
    You've just described every PSA/work safety video ever

    • @Lexxxxiii
      @Lexxxxiii 3 года назад +14

      *dOnT DiE*

    • @PuppyOrion
      @PuppyOrion 3 года назад +12

      @@Lexxxxiii you were alive before you died

    • @I_Am_Lt_Surge
      @I_Am_Lt_Surge 3 года назад +14

      I don't know. I watched an oxy-acetylene operation and safety video from the 80s/90s, and the backing track slapped.

    • @chaosdude2345
      @chaosdude2345 2 года назад +4

      @@PuppyOrion When you’re on the job today, don’t die! That’s gonna REALLY affect my bottom line!

    • @cubechan1938
      @cubechan1938 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@chaosdude2345WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR.
      *WHAT. DO I PAY YOU FOR??*

  • @yeeyee395
    @yeeyee395 4 года назад +4154

    When I got my job at McDonald’s literally one of the slides was “do not spray patty’s with Cleaning supplies”

    • @markvo250
      @markvo250 4 года назад +280

      What? But I find them tastier that way...

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 года назад +223

      That's explains the aftertaste.

    • @deadmeme1296
      @deadmeme1296 4 года назад +105

      @@OdaSwifteye what aftertaste? My tastebuds are desensitized

    • @leroy_jenkenz1541
      @leroy_jenkenz1541 4 года назад +238

      That slide is there because of someone

    • @SoupyLlama
      @SoupyLlama 4 года назад +99

      This is NOT very comforting while I’m in a McDonald’s drive through

  • @iMAOusuc
    @iMAOusuc 2 года назад +1213

    I just got out of high school and am training to be an electrician. They still do have these goofy over the top videos but now they show LITERAL LIVELEAK FOOTAGE of people getting fucking slaughtered by heavy machinery. Some of the stuff that happens is crazy. A man got crushed under a 2,000 pound bottle press, a 62 year old woman performing maintenance in a 35-foot long pressure cooker was trapped inside and was cooked alive at 270°F. This stuff is scary as shit.

    • @bom6330
      @bom6330 2 года назад +143

      Angle Grinder related injuries are real gnarly too. Sounds like you were watching a "lock out/tag out" video for the ones you're talking about.

    • @iMAOusuc
      @iMAOusuc 2 года назад +47

      @@bom6330 Yup! That's exactly what it was!

    • @DiceNat21
      @DiceNat21 2 года назад +50

      @@iMAOusuc yooo, I just finished trade school for electrical lol, currently looking for an industrial motor controls type job myself, good luck to you in your ventures

    • @iMAOusuc
      @iMAOusuc 2 года назад +15

      @@DiceNat21 Thanks man, I appreciate it.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 2 года назад +58

      @@iMAOusuc There are tons of workplace gory videos out there. I find them to be especially hard to watch, since it can basically happen any day if you work near big machinery and moving big objects with lifts etc.

  • @megavidaeos
    @megavidaeos 5 лет назад +3644

    “Things that a five year old should know by age four.”
    *Touches a boiling pot of water*
    *Inhales a handful of pepper*

  • @slugger4073
    @slugger4073 3 года назад +3043

    You're adventuring in the Arctic circle with your buddy when all of a sudden he leans over and says "I don't feel so good." You remember your training. Must be heat syncope. You strip him down and prepare a cold compress. A few minutes later his temperature is down, he's stopped complaining, and he's even fast asleep. Great work!

    • @arby627
      @arby627 2 года назад +280

      Gotta keep your buddy out of the danger zone

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 2 года назад +116

      The worst thing is that you know they're saying it because someone actually did that.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 2 года назад +56

      Sleep tight, my lil ice prince.

    • @Sica_Lee
      @Sica_Lee 2 года назад +38

      I read this in the same tone as the Shia LaBeouf musical intro.

    • @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98
      @magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 2 года назад +26

      funny thing is that that actually happens, its called paradoxical undressing.

  • @kasgrieve9741
    @kasgrieve9741 3 года назад +3147

    “In the danger zone” is a really common phrase in kitchens for food within a certain temperature not hot or cold enough to kill bacteria

    • @bendydrecher772
      @bendydrecher772 3 года назад +166

      yea. just shows me jon has never worked in a kitchen lol

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 3 года назад +71

      @@bendydrecher772 jon has never seen an oven
      Sad times

    • @toastranimations6874
      @toastranimations6874 3 года назад +82

      HIIIIWAAAAAAAAYY TOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAA *danger zone*

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 года назад +67

      While I find humor in his take as a former sous chef yes you are very correct.

    • @Shanecrazzy
      @Shanecrazzy 3 года назад +9

      The fuckng reptilian coming up 😂😂😂

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney Год назад +139

    i’ve come back to this video every so often, and the panicked “SIXTEEN NEWBORNS ARE AFFECTED” with the glowing toddler makes me crack up every time

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 4 года назад +4564

    Everybody gangster until Harry steals the watermelon

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 года назад +68

      Dammit harry.

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 4 года назад +71

      How did he even know his name when he literally just met him.

    • @ainakar
      @ainakar 4 года назад +38

      watermelon sugar high, Harry

    • @SuspiciousScout
      @SuspiciousScout 4 года назад +82

      Real talk though, Harry infiltrated a food establishment and pretended to work there just to steal a watermelon???

    • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
      @amondhawes-khalifa1949 4 года назад +48

      @@SuspiciousScout It always starts with just one melon...

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 2 года назад +1700

    The "THIIIIIINK ABOOOOOUT THIIIIIIIS" singing fills me with an extremely powerful type of dread that I can't even describe.

    • @dredgefall
      @dredgefall Год назад +131

      Honestly as silly as that video is, that song does it's job at being kinda scary.

    • @emilinebelle7811
      @emilinebelle7811 Год назад +54

      Dude, it gave me anxiety and irritation

    • @roadwarrior114
      @roadwarrior114 Год назад +38

      It used to be funny, but now it just triggers my PTSD and I'd just immediately quit any job that used this. This is sad.

    • @SomeOrangeCat
      @SomeOrangeCat Год назад +17

      I didn't feel like I had to poop until I heard it. You can't explain that!

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Год назад +11

      @Andrew Vrba no, no you really can't. That's probably one of the more inexplicable things I've read in some time. Neither do I really want an explanation, honestly.

  • @pyrobot1037
    @pyrobot1037 4 года назад +1784

    The shoe store head trauma video is possibly the most 2000s thing I’ve ever seen

    • @KarmaTheKing
      @KarmaTheKing 4 года назад +59

      right? like, why climb a ladder in *heels* ?

    • @tridentmanproductions3528
      @tridentmanproductions3528 4 года назад +11

      This comment has 69 likes, nice

    • @cannedsas
      @cannedsas 4 года назад +22

      "Game over" makes me sad

    • @1101Archimedes
      @1101Archimedes 4 года назад +48

      You wouldn't download a shoes.

    • @sergiowinter5383
      @sergiowinter5383 4 года назад +15

      @@KarmaTheKing Because she prefer to look hot and die than be safe and live, a follower of Kurt Cobain philosophy

  • @AndrevusWhitetail
    @AndrevusWhitetail 2 года назад +1321

    You know after rewatching this video half a dozen times i've started to think Harry was a plant by the "regular city health inspector" to shut that business down.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 года назад +77

      Yeah maybe they’ve been getting away with violations for years. Not enough to really be busted but just enough to be dangerous.

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 Год назад +43

      did say that he was there since the last inspection which would've been enough time to notice "hey this guy doesnt work here"

    • @tobeymalone3436
      @tobeymalone3436 Год назад

      He DOES know Harry's name before anyone else, highly suspect, probably a scam they've been running for years amassing their watermelon arsenal

    • @ScholarofProspero
      @ScholarofProspero Год назад +2

      The Lore

    • @AndrevusWhitetail
      @AndrevusWhitetail Год назад +36

      @@thelocalcrusader9522 Especially since "Inspector Roy" knew Harry by name even though Harry didn't ever seem to wear a name tag.
      Like, the inspector knows Harry's name but the owner doesn't? That's suspicious.

  • @jojomizugorou5305
    @jojomizugorou5305 3 года назад +5329

    "Get this man a fuckin Dasani"
    Jon, he's already dying, don't kill him faster

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 3 года назад +21

      Cmon man dasani is water he wont die unless it has 50% copper in it
      Thats would kill you

    • @JustAnotherAccount8
      @JustAnotherAccount8 3 года назад +200

      @@crazyfriend50 Dasani doesn't quench shit

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 3 года назад +5

      @@JustAnotherAccount8 yeah but feeding death wont speed up death so dasani is really a cure
      Its like placebo yet you need intensive care
      They stab you a bit and patch you up
      Ur still cancer ridden but oh well

    • @Mrs.Magix58
      @Mrs.Magix58 3 года назад +26

      @@crazyfriend50 it’s a joke loser

    • @FrogWalrus
      @FrogWalrus 3 года назад +15

      Dasani is 99% plastic, taste like shit.

  • @coledione2539
    @coledione2539 4 года назад +4143

    ”You probably infected thousands of people already”
    2020: Jinx

    • @ghbsrd2249
      @ghbsrd2249 4 года назад +58

      we could of stopped Corona if we had those handkerchiefs 😢

    • @explosiveaddict6939
      @explosiveaddict6939 4 года назад +48

      Ghb Srd If the number of handkerchiefs and number of anti-vaxx dumbasses were swapped, we'd have a lot less sick people and a lot less... well, dumbasses.

    • @hium8716
      @hium8716 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @ironyinc3453
      @ironyinc3453 4 года назад +17

      The real solution is not tissues it’s just simply not eating food from a wet market.
      Unless bat absolutely has to be on the menu.

    • @Ahmad.....................
      @Ahmad..................... 4 года назад +3

      That phrase didmt quite age so well

  • @voteyesonyes5347
    @voteyesonyes5347 4 года назад +1265

    “tHiNk AbOuT tHiS” has become a normal part in conversation for me and my best friend

  • @chdest4550
    @chdest4550 Год назад +797

    I think that the reason these safety videos are so paranoid about everything is so that an employee can't do something braindead and then sue the company because "They never warned me!"

    • @ZashuCrash
      @ZashuCrash Год назад +60

      I mean, Jon's confusion with most of it kinda proves that point.

    • @alexjeremiah8915
      @alexjeremiah8915 Год назад +58

      A lot of this is required by OSHA. I work in a factory and have to watch some of this crap.

    • @chdest4550
      @chdest4550 Год назад

      @@alexjeremiah8915 Are any of your coworkers braindead enough to actually need it?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад +29

      Makes sense. Last thing a corporation wants - or anyone for that matter - is a lawsuit

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 10 месяцев назад +9

      "I broke my leg acting like a bumbling brainless idiot on top of a 15 foot ladder! Sue the company!"

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 5 лет назад +462

    _”That’s not work safety, that’s work dumb dumb.”_
    -Jontron 2019

  • @boa4165
    @boa4165 4 года назад +827

    “That’s not work safety that’s work dum dum” is my favorite thing ever
    Jesus Christ Mr.Tron you are so funny

    • @dlou9227
      @dlou9227 3 года назад

      Boa 41 yeah this part had me wheezing

    • @seamusmckeon9109
      @seamusmckeon9109 3 года назад +7

      My favorite is when he compares a worker to his crippled grandma

    • @giornogiovani3769
      @giornogiovani3769 3 года назад

      @@seamusmckeon9109 mine to

    • @zabloing9000
      @zabloing9000 3 года назад

      Mr. Tron lel

    • @mrrexychomp9829
      @mrrexychomp9829 3 года назад

      What even happened to that guy? was he burned or melted or irradiated or what

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 лет назад +1130

    "This is the proper British way to deal with an inconsiderate sneezer"
    *LITERAL TORTURE*

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 5 лет назад +34

      Welcome to the Ministry of Love.

    • @holetm9346
      @holetm9346 5 лет назад +14

      Can confirm, am British.

    • @cannedgoodness9633
      @cannedgoodness9633 5 лет назад +12

      You should see what my nan does if I eat from my knife instead of the fork. Actually no, no man should see that

    • @majoraswrath6182
      @majoraswrath6182 5 лет назад

      @@AsymptoteInverse beat me to it

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 лет назад +2

      @@cannedgoodness9633 You have piqued my interest, please elaborate.

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck 2 года назад +104

    7:48 “You gotta be F0CKIN’ kidding me”
    Jon’s inner New Yorker came out just then

  • @toshi3866
    @toshi3866 5 лет назад +2240

    "Mr Stark, Im suffering from heat syncope."

    • @ashley-182
      @ashley-182 5 лет назад +46

      “ -Mr. Stark I don’t feel good.- “
      “Mr. Stark I’m suffering from heat syncope.”

    • @MerryShrug
      @MerryShrug 5 лет назад +2

      Ryuji!

    • @negantmortem648
      @negantmortem648 5 лет назад

      HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahhehe! OMFG YOU ACTUALLY FUCKIN DID IT!

    • @triple777yt5
      @triple777yt5 5 лет назад +4

      Heat syncopy is actually when your brain can't get enough blood because of heat

    • @negantmortem648
      @negantmortem648 5 лет назад +1

      @@triple777yt5 well, you learn something every day.

  • @plasticweapon
    @plasticweapon 3 года назад +1195

    "you were alive before you died", all PSAs in a nutshell.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 года назад +28

      But were you really?

    • @colorshade9072
      @colorshade9072 3 года назад +30

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin philosophers be like

    • @fumez111
      @fumez111 3 года назад +5

      sounds like borderlands 2 dialogue when you respawn

    • @goblinbastard5310
      @goblinbastard5310 3 года назад +8

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *vsauce music amps up*

    • @costejio
      @costejio 3 года назад +1

      I miss jon

  • @RowletGameing
    @RowletGameing 5 лет назад +2737

    "Ow heat was hot!"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."

    • @goldenpants1239
      @goldenpants1239 5 лет назад +115

      waffle memez there are enough bones in a whale to make an entire whale skeleton

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 5 лет назад +89

      "China hides submarines in the ocean"

    • @bey0ndinsan1ty70
      @bey0ndinsan1ty70 5 лет назад +88

      “All Cities In Germany Fit Into Germany”

    • @redreploid1713
      @redreploid1713 5 лет назад +40

      Water is wet

    • @rossadinho7362
      @rossadinho7362 5 лет назад +58

      waffle memez there is enough water on Earth to fill the oceans.

  • @bshinn4884
    @bshinn4884 2 года назад +304

    Shake hands with danger will always be my favorite cheesy safety video. Amd hilariously enough, I've watched it at least 6 times for work

    • @TheMilitantHorse
      @TheMilitantHorse Год назад +1

      THIS 100%. It has also one of the catchment tunes I've ever heard.

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 Год назад +2

      *guitar riff* you know someones about to be maimed

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад

      I haven't even had a proper job yet, I only turned 18 this year, but I've seen Shake Hands With Danger at least 20 times purely for just entertainment, mostly cause I just like watching old work safety videos. True classic, also yeah, that song goes hard.

  • @Audios2010
    @Audios2010 4 года назад +1626

    5:18 "I wonder where he is today."
    *He's dead Jon, he's dead.*

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 4 года назад +86

      Sneezed to death

    • @daliarondon4027
      @daliarondon4027 4 года назад +28

      F

    • @andromeda2014
      @andromeda2014 4 года назад +27

      By sneezification

    • @Mr-Moop
      @Mr-Moop 4 года назад +15

      Maybe he’s still alive today, spreading the Coronavirus during his phone calls

    • @Audios2010
      @Audios2010 4 года назад +5

      @@Mr-Moop He must be blessed by Nurgal then...

  • @jordyn187
    @jordyn187 3 года назад +2771

    Lol The “Think about this” clip was more graphic than expected

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 года назад +76

      Watched the whole thing. My soul died.

    • @shawnthompson2303
      @shawnthompson2303 3 года назад +185

      YoU wErE aLiVe ThIs MoRnInG

    • @user-pj1rx9wn8j
      @user-pj1rx9wn8j 3 года назад +61

      @@shawnthompson2303 WHEN ThE Sun Came up

    • @Jokerman9540
      @Jokerman9540 3 года назад +15

      We got one, ladies and gentlemen! We got one!

    • @zmokahbiar
      @zmokahbiar 3 года назад +6

      What's the original video called cuz I want that song lol

  • @zachaa2846
    @zachaa2846 4 года назад +822

    "you were alive this morning"
    English teachers: this shit is deep

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Год назад +137

    “You were alive alive before you died”
    Wise words of wisdom from Mr. Tron today

  • @pspten1
    @pspten1 5 лет назад +688

    As someone who took three years of Culinary in high school, "the danger zone" was a serious topic. Looking back now, it was a pretty hilarious term.

    • @altharchralaku7224
      @altharchralaku7224 5 лет назад +27

      Gotta keep them meats below 40 degrees F. (but yeah its a funny term and jontron made the joke we all thought)

    • @ShockerTopper
      @ShockerTopper 5 лет назад +6

      Yep that’s what happens when one of the most amazing songs ever is forever associated with it lol..

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 5 лет назад +1

      Listen to danger zone when studying about the food danger zone (I took hospitality in school, basically the same thing)

    • @BuddhaBlackBear
      @BuddhaBlackBear 5 лет назад

      Safety and Sanitation was the shit. Ya know? Like Escherichia Coli?

    • @hankanderson8633
      @hankanderson8633 5 лет назад +1

      I’m not in food service but I wanted to make a top gun joke but... I know no terms lol

  • @Think_legit
    @Think_legit 3 года назад +1720

    I am here at three o’clock in the morning because for some godforsaken reason the retched melody of “THIIINNK ABOUUT THIIIIIS” lodged itself into my brain while I went to get some water after waking up to what I could only describe as the Sahara Desert forming in my mouth. I’ve laid here for ten minutes trying to figure out where in the hell that sound bite was from. Finally the gods above granted me with peace and reminded of this video.

  • @shockerelectric3658
    @shockerelectric3658 5 лет назад +1664

    "Harry, there blood all over the lettuce."
    In a calm voice

    • @soilology
      @soilology 5 лет назад +28

      "thats a serious health violation, you can't do that"

    • @Reaper-fj9xp
      @Reaper-fj9xp 5 лет назад +4

      'Heat was Hot' JonTron

    • @fetal.beetle07734
      @fetal.beetle07734 5 лет назад +16

      "Harry, there's blood all over the lettuce. Never mind where the blood came from."

    • @mr.gspot753
      @mr.gspot753 5 лет назад +2

      I was looking through the comments as I was watching this, and no joke read your comment at the exact time it played it in the video

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 5 лет назад +4

      HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURBLOODINTHETRAYOFLETTUCE?

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 Год назад +202

    To anybody else wondering what it means for food to be in the ‘danger zone’, it basically means it is being stored at temperatures which would allow bacteria to cultivate.

    • @lemonpringlesdoodles
      @lemonpringlesdoodles Год назад +5

      Usually between 40 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 10 месяцев назад +2

      It was kinda weird first time watching having been through a highschool culinary course and seeing Jon be confused lol

    • @thesupergamer5894
      @thesupergamer5894 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@lemonpringlesdoodles You're the second person I've seen say that, I'm ServSafe certified and the temperature is 41-135 degrees (but to be more clear my range is FDA conpliant while your range is USDA compliant)

  • @Rhamburgers_420
    @Rhamburgers_420 5 лет назад +1988

    "You can't just break a man like that and tell him to carry on. I wonder where he is today."
    He's dead Jon. This was made in the 1940's Jon he's dead now.

    • @thecheesieste9204
      @thecheesieste9204 5 лет назад +93

      Dead in more ways than one

    • @Rhamburgers_420
      @Rhamburgers_420 5 лет назад +17

      Imagi Nation R.I.P 😔

    • @hughmann2309
      @hughmann2309 5 лет назад +11

      F

    • @timer3770
      @timer3770 5 лет назад +14

      No he could be 90 or 100

    • @Rhamburgers_420
      @Rhamburgers_420 5 лет назад +74

      BuildingDonut highly unlikely. although I do admire your optimism, the year 1940 was approximately 79 years ago, The man in the video looked to be in his 30s at least, so he would have to be 109 years old if he were alive today. The average human life span is about 80 years, but we must also take into account lack of medical knowledge they had in that day, not only did people smoke a lot in this era, they had little knowledge of potential health side effects from various chemicals and other hazardous products, for example they pretty much put radium and everything and sold it without a doubt until people started dying of various cancers in the areas where the radium was ingested or applied.

  • @plutoziummmmm
    @plutoziummmmm 4 года назад +811

    *"you were alive before you died."* -JonTron, 2019

    • @smileyboi1125
      @smileyboi1125 4 года назад +16

      Well it’s true unless your talking about if you FEEL alive then, I’m not alive at all

    • @austinsnell515
      @austinsnell515 4 года назад +2

      Kian Stevens oooooooooof

    • @k1-b082
      @k1-b082 4 года назад +7

      kokichi why are you here-

    • @plutoziummmmm
      @plutoziummmmm 4 года назад +6

      K1-B0 wait i forgot do robots have dicks?

    • @k1-b082
      @k1-b082 4 года назад +5

      @@plutoziummmmm That's robophobic!

  • @tagon2381
    @tagon2381 5 лет назад +1605

    Jon: Touches hot.
    “Heat was hot”
    Also Jon: Do it again.

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 5 лет назад +11

      its funny cause the original meme has Arin in it

    • @NokoCocoa
      @NokoCocoa 5 лет назад +20

      Also Jon: *_"I'll fucking do it again!"_*

    • @emptychamber544
      @emptychamber544 5 лет назад +3

      @@NokoCocoa ILL FEKIN DO IT AGAIN

    • @bomblessdodongo3093
      @bomblessdodongo3093 5 лет назад +2

      Truly a Cavebruh moment

    • @UZIKING
      @UZIKING 5 лет назад

      John stating the obvious about heat.

  • @aydenh.6355
    @aydenh.6355 2 года назад +160

    14:15 I love how Jon says to get him back to California, and it shows him flying to Mordor. Very accurate description

    • @Abraxas1212
      @Abraxas1212 Год назад +4

      Hey, that's what I said! Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

    • @Greasy2240
      @Greasy2240 Год назад +1

      I thought that too! I was about to make the same comment.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 месяца назад

      Wouldn't Texas be more accurate to the setting of Mordor

  • @boogs2122
    @boogs2122 3 года назад +1522

    I have taken cooking for three years and can guarantee that the “danger zone” is a real thing that I still can’t take seriously

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 3 года назад +98

      Simon that chicken is in the *danger zone*

    • @Tegrius88
      @Tegrius88 3 года назад +69

      SIMON YOU HEARD THE MAN THE CHICKEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE SAVE IT

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 3 года назад +43

      @@Tegrius88 oh no he can't hear us he's jamming out!

    • @Tegrius88
      @Tegrius88 3 года назад +47

      @@frankwoods9895 oh Simon that's a work safety violation you cant work distracted and that's a repeat from last time

    • @TheColorRed
      @TheColorRed 3 года назад +5

      That video is actually from a Serv Safe Instruction video

  • @zacharysien5245
    @zacharysien5245 3 года назад +2526

    "I wonder where he is today."
    He- he's dead. He's dead, Jon. He's like super, crazy dead.

    • @LovenRazu
      @LovenRazu 3 года назад +299

      Yea, that's like a 1940's commercial, and he looked about 50-60. If he was alive today he would be 130-141

    • @crispygaming7491
      @crispygaming7491 3 года назад +285

      @@LovenRazu Well, he could be immortal, you don't know that.

    • @anonymous-gi4tq
      @anonymous-gi4tq 3 года назад +130

      @@crispygaming7491 yeah like queen elizabeth or vladimir putin

    • @georgie984
      @georgie984 3 года назад +44

      He died shortly after the commercial, didn’t you see?

    • @crispygaming7491
      @crispygaming7491 3 года назад +22

      @@georgie984 Everyone else died but Jon didn't. How can you not see that? >_

  • @HeyImLucious
    @HeyImLucious 5 лет назад +280

    For anyone wondering, syncope is essentially just fainting. Heat syncope, specifically, is fainting because you're overheating.

    • @mauricer.4873
      @mauricer.4873 5 лет назад +16

      i dont feel so good

    • @Chronosmaster002
      @Chronosmaster002 5 лет назад +1

      Snap

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 5 лет назад +10

      @@mauricer.4873 Spider-man had Thanos Syncope

    • @AAABattery__
      @AAABattery__ 5 лет назад +4

      That almost happened to me during a soccer game. I felt kind of dizzy, so I asked to be taken off.

    • @manabluerose
      @manabluerose 5 лет назад +6

      Thanks for that. Is it basically heat stroke?

  • @Quicksnipez2011
    @Quicksnipez2011 Год назад +27

    "Now you have confused me... Almost immediately and you promised you weren't going to do that" is by far the best line in the video

  • @BioGoji-zm5ph
    @BioGoji-zm5ph 4 года назад +534

    "Harry? Who's Harry?!"
    To this very day, Harry's true identity remains unknown.

    • @memeboi6942
      @memeboi6942 4 года назад +13

      His name is dia...
      I said his name is dia...
      Oh no.

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 года назад +16

      By day he goes by Harry, but by night... he is...
      *_THE WATERMELON BANDIT_*

    • @memeboi6942
      @memeboi6942 4 года назад +8

      @@jimboringo9958 his real name is diav...

    • @carrotpie3465
      @carrotpie3465 4 года назад +5

      Oh i know his name, its watermelon guy he steals every watermelon he sees and will kill any one who will get the watermelon out of his site.
      nobody ever saw him after that last insident...

    • @geopeirce4214
      @geopeirce4214 4 года назад +1

      Or an over sized cyanide tooth

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 5 лет назад +673

    Congrats. Heat Syncope is now at 100 on Google Trends

    • @RussellSmith91
      @RussellSmith91 5 лет назад +32

      That is the true power of an influencer, right there.

    • @greenx-ray4866
      @greenx-ray4866 5 лет назад +1

      Oh

    • @RummyLPs
      @RummyLPs 5 лет назад +6

      Not gonna lie, I googled it too.

  • @talongotskillz7159
    @talongotskillz7159 5 лет назад +879

    My dad (Who is a welder for Caterpillar) actually has a copy of the “Think About This” Video on CD and VHS because he is a regional supervisor and he has to make the employees watch it.

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 лет назад +30

      QuietGrave It’s already on RUclips, just look it up

    • @themoleman6806
      @themoleman6806 5 лет назад +2

      @@QuietGrave ^

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 5 лет назад +30

      Does he have the song memorized and does he sing it when hes doing stuff? Because I really hope he does lmao

    • @swinbtr
      @swinbtr 5 лет назад +4

      He is one sadiatic man.

    • @ivaningram5884
      @ivaningram5884 5 лет назад +2

      Where does he work? My company sells a ton of parts to CAT out of Indiana and we have ridiculous safety videos.

  • @dinkules
    @dinkules 2 года назад +29

    Harry is unironically a savage chaotic monster and can't be stopped

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 4 года назад +3208

    So what is the lesson in Shoe Store Head Trauma? Looks like she just had an accidental slip or the ladder broke. Neither of which looked preventable so what are we supposed to learn?

    • @thegoblin4948
      @thegoblin4948 4 года назад +401

      That if you get annoyed at a costumer you... die? i dunno.

    • @MrJostur
      @MrJostur 4 года назад +589

      I think the issue was that she wore heels on a ladder that wasn't stable, or just that the ladder wasn't stable.
      She also didn't use a ladder that went high enough to grab the things she was looking for without playing Jenga on a leaning ladder.
      Then the Jenga shoes/shoe boxes fell over, something hit the light just above her, then she slipped and fell because she also wasn't fuggin' grabbing anything to support herself.
      It didn't look like the ladder had broken.
      I say it wasn't deployed properly because after she started walking on it, it wasn't stable whatsoever. Normally if it's deployed correctly, the ladder would be held down by your weight.
      Might wiggle a li'l at first, but after you're on it, it should be fine. If not, you call someone else in the store to hold it down for you,
      or you get a different ladder.

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 4 года назад +181

      Don't wear stiletto heels on a ladder

    • @WigWoo1
      @WigWoo1 4 года назад +37

      @@Technotoadnotafrog your heel doesn’t usually touch the steps of a ladder anyways so what’s the difference?

    • @etrangray-mane8610
      @etrangray-mane8610 4 года назад +63

      @@WigWoo1 Don't you usually stand with the middle/arch of your foot on a ladder?

  • @bxnezzandsuu
    @bxnezzandsuu 5 лет назад +1203

    6:30 "now hwhy do you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a hwendy's"
    I cry with laughter every time I watch that bit

    • @jasp3rjeep13
      @jasp3rjeep13 5 лет назад +29

      It's like Hank Hill became the health inspector after Strickland Propane shut down

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 5 лет назад +9

      This is my favorite bit of the entire skit

    • @dumblongballoons24
      @dumblongballoons24 5 лет назад +3

      Scp 682's in the basement 😂

    • @mattys.3099
      @mattys.3099 5 лет назад +3

      Send in scp-999. All D class are to [DATA EXPUNGED] immediatley.

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад

      Matty S. d class personnel...? SCP CONTAINMENT BREACH!!!!! (No..?)

  • @TheHealerIzAwesome
    @TheHealerIzAwesome 5 лет назад +1805

    One of my coworkers is a huge JonTron fan. This summer I got heat stroke and he asked me if I had heat syncope

    • @Linosek279
      @Linosek279 5 лет назад +123

      I mean, heat stroke is just big heat syncope

    • @CommunistSubRex
      @CommunistSubRex 5 лет назад +43

      You survived heat stroke? Well done man

    • @TheHealerIzAwesome
      @TheHealerIzAwesome 5 лет назад +63

      @@CommunistSubRex Shit fucked me up tho. I was drastically dehydrated and was constantly vomiting. Ended up having to be sent home from work cause I was vomiting. Nearly passed out once or twice.

    • @goobgoobgoobgoobgoobgoob
      @goobgoobgoobgoobgoobgoob 5 лет назад +12

      Syncope is just passing out

    • @TheHealerIzAwesome
      @TheHealerIzAwesome 5 лет назад +55

      @John Doe Little known fact. Peter Parker wasn't actually snapped out of existence. He was just suffering from heat syncope.

  • @billgibb9212
    @billgibb9212 Год назад +32

    Everytime Jon does his inspector Roy impression, it kills me😂

  • @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers
    @MaherandIbrahimsAvengers 3 года назад +1678

    "Who's Harry?"
    Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @KrumpusPlunk
      @KrumpusPlunk 3 года назад +14

      honest question, is harry mr. lahey?!?

    • @timrc417
      @timrc417 3 года назад +20

      I’ll do you one better: why’s Harry?!

    • @TslilTapiro
      @TslilTapiro 3 года назад +10

      you're a wizard harry

    • @searfin5907
      @searfin5907 3 года назад +6

      Wait, but.... WHO'S REM?!

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 3 года назад +6

      We need answers who is harry?

  • @djgaben6187
    @djgaben6187 3 года назад +794

    "Now why would you need 3 barrels of hydrofluoric acid? This is a Wh-endys."
    You've never worked at Wendy's have you?

  • @vampireluigi27
    @vampireluigi27 5 лет назад +174

    Hey Jontron, as someone who works in the food industry I can tell you that there is a term we use called the “Danger Zone”. It refers to the temperature in which bad bacteria can begin to rapidly grow on the food which would result in a customer getting sick. This Danger Zone is between 40 and 140 degree F.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 лет назад +15

      And as an SDF pilot, second-in-command of Skull Squadron, Veritech Fighter Detachment 2, our Danger Zone is a _Highway that we ride on into the Twilight..._
      _kicking into overdrive..._
      _when we fly high..._
      _Spreading out our wings tonight..._

    • @adreamerstea471
      @adreamerstea471 5 лет назад +2

      Archer
      Danger Zone!😎🤣

    • @sniperrecon676
      @sniperrecon676 5 лет назад +8

      Hey Jontron, as someone who works in the sex industry I can tell you that there is a term we use called the "Danger Zone." It refers to the stage of sexual intercourse in which your HIV/Hepatitis/ebola positive client is about to bust a nut or transfer some sort of bacterial infection to you. This Danger Zone is between 40 and 140 seconds into the act.

    • @kyleartz2270
      @kyleartz2270 5 лет назад +1

      I hate to admit it, but yea, 100% we call it the danger zone

    • @drewb6107
      @drewb6107 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you for clarifying this lol.

  • @shelby5809
    @shelby5809 2 года назад +119

    15:05 That's actually how you lift things if you want to avoid a hernia I believe

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 2 года назад +16

      Also watch out for the worms you'll eventually trip on

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 Год назад +13

      Always keeping an eye out for those Pesky Worms, cant stop tripping over them lately, really been a hassle for my co-workers.

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 Год назад +3

      @Dave Miller we're on our 12'th anniversary, im technically jimmy's dad now.

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Год назад +1

      @@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Answer the man. Is Jimmy annoying or not?

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 Год назад +1

      @@shelby5809 Oh, no. not after the _incident_ occured at least.

  • @rielyandfriends
    @rielyandfriends 4 года назад +446

    "Why would you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wendy's." I laughed way too hard at that lmao

    • @isiticy8575
      @isiticy8575 3 года назад +26

      What makes it even better is the “Hwendys”

    • @nuclearglory0363
      @nuclearglory0363 3 года назад +5

      I can see why McDonald’s would use it considering their sprite, but Wendy’s? Nah

    • @beeclan50
      @beeclan50 2 года назад +1

      To hide the bodies duh

  • @paytonborland2327
    @paytonborland2327 4 года назад +2374

    "Now *hwhy* would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a *hWendy's* "

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 5 лет назад +508

    "when you go to work... don't die." -Jontron, 2019

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 5 лет назад +9

      If only Japan and Indonesia heard that.

    • @themarvelanddcmarshlands
      @themarvelanddcmarshlands 5 лет назад +9

      "And that's why, at Jontron Incorporated, our motto's always been: "We can't afford another lawsuit!"

    • @ApolloSniperman
      @ApolloSniperman 5 лет назад +1

      I think of this every time I go to work

    • @thelunaticcultist5157
      @thelunaticcultist5157 5 лет назад

      -Alexander Hamilton.

    • @hollygratton8207
      @hollygratton8207 5 лет назад

      Everyday when I go to work I hope I don't die at work lol don't die is what I think lol

  • @StapleCactus
    @StapleCactus 2 года назад +111

    Just like to inform you that the "fatal half-inch" has some merit. I tripped over such an elevation change. The asphalt sank below the curb, but I didn't notice it since the change in color hid the change in height. After picking debris out of my hands, I had to laugh at getting caught over such a tiny bump. Now imagine a similar situation, but at the top of the stairs or on a rooftop and you can see why they are worried about half an inch.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 2 года назад +13

      I mean especially if you’re carrying stuff. Then I swear anything in the universe will knock you down.

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 Год назад +1

      same happens with stairs..plust the extra gravity

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Год назад +1

      Exactly. I don't know why Jon was so down on that concept 😂

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo Год назад

      when i moved to my new apartment, i wasn't looking where i was walking when trying to meet my ride for a movie and ended up tripping over a change in elevation in the sidewalk and just barely saving my face with my hands. hands and chest took the brunt of the fall, hurt like hell but i was just mad enough about the current circumstances to ignore the pain until i got in the theater.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 месяца назад

      Maybe he never experienced it......

  • @austinstowe6570
    @austinstowe6570 3 года назад +735

    For the tripping hazards, as a former laborer those cracks are absolutely trip hazards, especially when you add 40+ lbs to whatever you’re carrying.

    • @josephmoya5098
      @josephmoya5098 2 года назад +35

      Especially if you are on a roof.

    • @abecadlo15
      @abecadlo15 2 года назад +27

      @@josephmoya5098 youve got sidewalks on roofs?

    • @josephmoya5098
      @josephmoya5098 2 года назад +79

      @@abecadlo15 No, but there are plenty of minor elevation changes on roofs. And if you trip on them and your safety line isn't set up correctly, you can easily die.

    • @OzoneDepleter
      @OzoneDepleter 2 года назад +6

      @@josephmoya5098 Leading edges are terrifying

    • @yashistampedes5849
      @yashistampedes5849 2 года назад +15

      yup. if you cant see where you're stepping that 1/2 inch can definitley be a killer in the right circumstance. hell if the soles of your shoe are slick enough and the surface you're stepping on changes within an elevation you could really get hurt. its all about circumstances.

  • @shidathegreat239
    @shidathegreat239 4 года назад +612

    9:02 “some days are bloodier then others” yes this does not sound like something printed on box full of tampons.

    • @ARiiS5339
      @ARiiS5339 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @MetalMuffinJumbosoCheese
      @MetalMuffinJumbosoCheese 4 года назад +3

      What's a tampon?
      It sounds like a brand of condom
      (JOKE!)

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 года назад

      I can’t see this quote differently now.... I hope you’re happy

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 3 года назад +1070

    “Things that a 5 year old should know at... age 4”
    -Jontron

    • @Carlos-np7du
      @Carlos-np7du 3 года назад +4

      Just gold 🤣

    • @pokecoon386
      @pokecoon386 3 года назад +3

      Pure golden quote

    • @anabsolutemess8850
      @anabsolutemess8850 3 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @sKittlebruSh
      @sKittlebruSh 3 года назад +1

      @@anabsolutemess8850 1:00

    • @jjboi6008
      @jjboi6008 3 года назад +3

      @@anabsolutemess8850
      Dude cmon it happened at the very beginning of the video

  • @Blimbus-Blombo
    @Blimbus-Blombo Год назад +115

    How did I not notice that was Taika playing Gandalf the first time

    • @skwidgril8171
      @skwidgril8171 Год назад +11

      Took me about 30 watches of this vid and your comment to realise it too

    • @Alextruong0912
      @Alextruong0912 Год назад +2

      I also realized that the first watch but my bro watching with me didn't recognize him so I thought I was crazy XD.

    • @monsterjambrony
      @monsterjambrony 7 месяцев назад +1

      I didn’t realize it either until last night.

  • @beanjuice1187
    @beanjuice1187 4 года назад +232

    I love the health inspectors face when the boss says “Who’s Harry?”

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 4 года назад +23

      M. Night Shamaylan _WISHES_ he knew how to make good twists like that.

    • @theseagulls3172
      @theseagulls3172 4 года назад +13

      I'm just waiting for a work safety video where it's a compilation of Gordon Ramsey raging at restaurant owners about the state of the kitchen.

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 4 года назад +7

      He knew he was in the danger zone.

  • @frilf7276
    @frilf7276 5 лет назад +743

    1:52 guys it's Josephi Krakowski's distant Persian cousin who sells rugs

    • @themightyranger6321
      @themightyranger6321 5 лет назад +21

      @David Labriola i mean, the ussr was a huge country, maybe krakowki's mother had an affair with a persian, who gave her 2 sons, krakowski and the persian dude!

    • @thekamikaze6662
      @thekamikaze6662 5 лет назад +20

      It’s time for a spinoff series

    • @yoink297
      @yoink297 5 лет назад +7

      It's always guys like Johnny Star, Phil Swift, you ever had a guy like, " It's me, Josephi Krakowski, with Flex Tape!

    • @Shiruvan
      @Shiruvan 5 лет назад +2

      Or Malkovich's

    • @MrNuclearturtle
      @MrNuclearturtle 5 лет назад +2

      I am amazed no one mention how much effort it probably took to set up that skit for a 4 second shot

  • @zaczac5281
    @zaczac5281 5 лет назад +1424

    Death aint a joke
    JonTron: *starts laughing after seeing someine be impaled in the head by a wrench*

    • @purplediamond5867
      @purplediamond5867 5 лет назад +14

      ScarPearm The Official RUclips Channel well what else are you supposed to do??

    • @Holacalaca
      @Holacalaca 5 лет назад +14

      "Safety* is never a joke" like the video says, "deaths just a punchline"

  • @ApocalypticJoker
    @ApocalypticJoker Год назад +18

    "This is a whendys" fucking broke me i repeated that part multiple times

  • @notheidit742
    @notheidit742 5 лет назад +405

    I’m halfway through the video and I just realized that the song playing between transitions was “Safety Dance”. Well played.

    • @nottucoolu8810
      @nottucoolu8810 5 лет назад +6

      If its danger then it will be dangerzone

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 5 лет назад +2

      WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME DIE?

    • @MrFitzophrenic
      @MrFitzophrenic 5 лет назад +3

      Brendon! at the disco I literally said this 59 minutes ago yet you get more likes. Pfft... Idc though.

    • @yuripantyhose4973
      @yuripantyhose4973 5 лет назад +3

      You know, that safety dance wasn't as safe as they said.

    • @notheidit742
      @notheidit742 5 лет назад +3

      Mr Pigslicer sorry bro I didn’t see yours :(

  • @spongebobsquarepants4081
    @spongebobsquarepants4081 4 года назад +702

    “Don’t die”
    Death rates drop to 0%

  • @andrewwebb3813
    @andrewwebb3813 3 года назад +593

    14:57 Completely underrated joke. The subtly added “shop” just kills me every time!

    • @spooklord5257
      @spooklord5257 3 года назад +44

      I have watched this video a hundred times and I've never even noticed until you pointed it out

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 3 года назад +3

      I don't see it

    • @spooklord5257
      @spooklord5257 3 года назад +19

      @@junichiroyamashita the first time we see him turn around it just says lifting in the top right corner, and then the second time around Jon discretely changes it to shoplifting

    • @chaosthebaryonyx6344
      @chaosthebaryonyx6344 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @SM64002
      @SM64002 2 года назад +1

      @@spooklord5257 same!!! 😱

  • @gametech4101
    @gametech4101 Год назад +22

    5:16 "I wonder where he is today"
    It's an old man from 1945...

  • @AllyOJustice
    @AllyOJustice 4 года назад +1001

    "I think Elves are immortal unless they get stabbed."
    Strangely enough that is a real thing, it's called Biological Immortality where cells don't degrade and whoever has it will never die of old age, lobsters have it.

    • @gdaws6160
      @gdaws6160 4 года назад +82

      If the lobster biological cell immortality is true... then humanity have truly taken the piss.

    • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
      @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 4 года назад +156

      To bad Lobsters don't have Boiling Pot immortality ;p

    • @BLU3B3RRYZ
      @BLU3B3RRYZ 4 года назад +25

      @@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 lmao

    • @lolbit1232
      @lolbit1232 4 года назад +30

      @Mr. Mammuthus Africanavus you mortal fool! That’s what keeps them from taken over!

    • @df5058
      @df5058 4 года назад +7

      Negligible senescence is the word your looking for

  • @no1important777
    @no1important777 5 лет назад +682

    Harry just showed up, no one gave a shit, he made them fail inspection, and then makes off with a watermelon.
    its too good, its just too good.

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 5 лет назад +17

      How did they not notice that?

    • @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead
      @thebackofdoctormanhattanshead 5 лет назад +25

      The thing is she said "Yeah we failed pretty bad because of Steve" like she she knew him. So either Steve's in this for the long haul and this is just when the manager found out, or she's an accomplice

    • @joe6772
      @joe6772 5 лет назад +12

      @@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead his name is harry

    • @user-ko4hn3se9e
      @user-ko4hn3se9e 5 лет назад

      Melon

    • @Spherix3
      @Spherix3 5 лет назад +1

      no1important ooh, he might be me

  • @sirjoey3137
    @sirjoey3137 5 лет назад +589

    Imagine living in an age where JonTron is prevalent again. FeelsGoodMan

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 5 лет назад +1

      Thats cool if your not a doomer

    • @nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335
      @nekonekopanicnekonekopanic7335 5 лет назад +1

      Sir Joey of The White Turly the best time line

    • @crishon2121
      @crishon2121 5 лет назад

      Imagine living in the age that you’re living in.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 5 лет назад

      Pepperidge Farms remembers.
      Me too.

    • @youcutmelegoff
      @youcutmelegoff 5 лет назад +1

      Moon Pie. what a time to be alive.

  • @russiancheems2275
    @russiancheems2275 2 года назад +18

    15:58 They may call it the "Millimeter Defeater" but I call it "The Fatal Half-Inch"

  • @diradosveta
    @diradosveta 4 года назад +3317

    Wait, so it wasn't William Osman on the thumbnail?

    • @mattwrightson294
      @mattwrightson294 4 года назад +61

      Never had been

    • @Tayutaus
      @Tayutaus 4 года назад +81

      I think it's Will every time this video comes up even though I know it's not

    • @Janetalia
      @Janetalia 4 года назад +31

      every single time I see this video in my recommendations I 100% always think it's him

    • @dr.matterhorn1315
      @dr.matterhorn1315 4 года назад +14

      I could have sworn was Dan from the SlowMoGuys.

    • @werewolftapus7630
      @werewolftapus7630 4 года назад +4

      Dr. Matterhorn I thought it was the completionist

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 4 года назад +329

    10:04
    "And most importantly..."
    *The heat death of the universe*
    *_H E A T S T R E S S_*

  • @wholetthispersonon
    @wholetthispersonon 5 лет назад +2631

    "I wonder where he is today." - JonTron, 2019, referring to an old guy in a 1945 video

    • @francescofulghieri9608
      @francescofulghieri9608 5 лет назад +192

      That man probably served in WWI and was born a little after slavery was abolished

    • @laughablechimp4787
      @laughablechimp4787 5 лет назад +162

      "I wonder where he is today". Is me, wondering where JonTron is, when he disappears off youtube again.

    • @cervichthyoquine
      @cervichthyoquine 5 лет назад +11

      Ur profile pic is adorbs.

    • @defaultmate
      @defaultmate 5 лет назад +22

      He's 6 feet under

    • @anonymousclown3872
      @anonymousclown3872 5 лет назад +6

      He is in a jar
      Edit: 🏺 time

  • @GingerNorseman
    @GingerNorseman Месяц назад +4

    All these videos are timeless, in fact they get even better considering what passes as entertaintment now.

  • @prettyboyvolf3364
    @prettyboyvolf3364 5 лет назад +994

    “Safety is a joke, death is just a punch-line anyway”

    • @ShadowZeroXZ
      @ShadowZeroXZ 5 лет назад +7

      Away**

    • @rdprojekti6561
      @rdprojekti6561 5 лет назад +7

      I guess that's what the japan leaders told to their soldiers to motivate them.

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 5 лет назад +11

      Suicide is explaining the joke

    • @NotHeitu
      @NotHeitu 5 лет назад

      get noob
      Oh well,
      *neaaooowww* haha funny joke

    • @bigcanca2131
      @bigcanca2131 5 лет назад

      Eric Andres motto

  • @FergusGriggs
    @FergusGriggs 5 лет назад +779

    I like the 8bit version of safety dance playing in the title cards

    • @ficogonzalez9133
      @ficogonzalez9133 5 лет назад +8

      Brotha you beat me to the punch with that comment

    • @canadadry353
      @canadadry353 5 лет назад +22

      WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TOO WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 5 лет назад +1

      I remember that song the safety dance it has a catchy tone to that song

    • @officerpoopnugget9989
      @officerpoopnugget9989 5 лет назад +1

      lol i thought i was the only one who recognized it

    • @danielfield7986
      @danielfield7986 5 лет назад

      i noticed that too

  • @C2-J0
    @C2-J0 4 года назад +1382

    "Why would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wahendy's."

  • @test300ful
    @test300ful 8 дней назад +2

    I remember this video when it came out lol watching this for therapy after work every night for months. Miss those days.

  • @daveium4408
    @daveium4408 5 лет назад +501

    No accent: “ why do you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid.”
    Accent: “this is a Whendes”

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад +11

      HWENDYS! *****: DANGER Z O N E!!!

    • @daveium4408
      @daveium4408 5 лет назад +1

      Whendises is in the fuckin danger zone

    • @CsSniper23
      @CsSniper23 5 лет назад +3

      Did you warsh your hands?

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 5 лет назад

      Human Person nope!
      *****: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FOOL?!!!??

    • @AidMB
      @AidMB 5 лет назад +1

      There’s and accent on the why

  • @Sagninaw
    @Sagninaw 4 года назад +565

    _Harry gets away with the watermelon_
    *Top 10 anime plot twists*

    • @pmmeyourdadjokes9811
      @pmmeyourdadjokes9811 4 года назад +7

      The first time I actually laughed at this meme, out of the probably 50% of all youtube comments that contain it

    • @ashenone3883
      @ashenone3883 4 года назад +2

      All of ye get a nice

  • @juner0s3s22
    @juner0s3s22 4 года назад +577

    "Danger zone" is actually a thing. Meaning the temperatures bacteria grows and multiplies the fastest (40-140 degrees). And Kenny Loggons does actually go through my head every time Im reminded of it. 🤣🎵

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 года назад +11

      You guys and your crazy units... bacteria dies at 140 degrees (if you use real, human measurements and not barbarism)

    • @Goatbeez
      @Goatbeez 4 года назад +18

      @@trequor yeah, definitely fahrenheit as well...that's the temperature to keep hot food hot at. Unless you're talking Kelvin... Then you probably don't want your food at 140, but it would kill most parasites and bacteria, for sure

    • @cashkromsupernerd1193
      @cashkromsupernerd1193 4 года назад +3

      There are no longer 69 likes on this comment

    • @juner0s3s22
      @juner0s3s22 4 года назад +4

      @@cashkromsupernerd1193 does that mean we have enough to get chicken nuggets?

    • @anth3368
      @anth3368 4 года назад +2

      asmit317ify
      Yeah just heat the chicken at 140 fucking kelvin. Kills the germs right off

  • @ChucklePhucksUnion
    @ChucklePhucksUnion Год назад +9

    I like the detail of you playing an 8-bit version of "Safety Dance"

    • @Beanfishy
      @Beanfishy Год назад +1

      I always noticed it sounded familiar but i couldnt think of what it sounded like! Now i cant unhear it lol!

  • @mariemazzucco3309
    @mariemazzucco3309 3 года назад +517

    "These are things people should know by the time they're 4"
    A little while later...
    *proceeds to inhale pepper, wave a chainsaw, and touch heat*

    • @Alleskeins
      @Alleskeins 3 года назад +32

      I certainly wouldn't touch heat. Heat is hot

    • @remarinracoon5309
      @remarinracoon5309 3 года назад +21

      Heat was hot

    • @unprankable666
      @unprankable666 3 года назад +9

      Every five year old should know by the age of four.

    • @rubenperezalonso8726
      @rubenperezalonso8726 3 года назад +2

      I've touched heat and I regret every single moment of it, but I'll do it again

    • @AtomicArik
      @AtomicArik 3 года назад +1

      I don't think jon reacts properly sometimes. He just kept touching the kettle. Also before i watched this video, as an experiment, i sniffed some pepper. It hurt so much. Also i touched a hot pan. That also hurt. Both were actually purposefully done. Im kinda dumb.

  • @bluey_heeler
    @bluey_heeler 5 лет назад +668

    For those interested, heat syncope is basically dizziness from overheating.

    • @chickenslayer34
      @chickenslayer34 5 лет назад +24

      Goldfish I scrolled through so many comments just to find this bc I’m too lazy to google

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 5 лет назад +13

      So just a weird word for heat stroke?

    • @megamegapop12
      @megamegapop12 5 лет назад +20

      Moistifier No it’s more like heat induced vertigo

    • @khoralis6458
      @khoralis6458 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @admin.slayerenryu
      @admin.slayerenryu 5 лет назад +4

      You can get it by being in either Sonora or Arizona for a few seconds

  • @onuie8134
    @onuie8134 5 лет назад +298

    Mr. Tron, I don’t feel so good “fades away into nothing”
    Yep, that’s a heat syncope