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I’ll do it for you Jonnie!!
Not as great as your production value
I just want to say that there has never been a jontron video that I did’nt absolutely love, love you all making thees vids
Thank you Jon, for raising awareness of the dangers of Wrench-Head. Together we can make President Orange-Man-Bad acknowledge this crisis.
Can you shout out owenzer games?
Harry not working there and getting away with a watermelon is honestly the best plot twist in a movie this year.
there was a man who took fares to park in a lot where no one was supposed to actually work. they estimated he made like 2 + million dollars and had done it for years.
And he got away with it
I heard it was nominated for an oscar
Impersonating a cook and purposely making the restaurant fail it’s health inspection just to steal a watermelon?
Chaotic Neutral level 💯
EXPECTATIONS: SUBVERTED.
“Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good”
“Calm down kid it’s just the heat syncopy
Thanos actually just gave half the universe heat syncope when he did the snap.
@@bobbytonson5890 *Oh I dont feel well*
“
😂😂😂😂
A
"Come on Harry, why are there three dead bodies in the walk-in freezer? This is a major violation and a repeat from last time"
"Repeat from last time" I dont like the sound of that.
I don’t like the sound of that either
Ok, that wouldn't surprise me
Damn it! Harry took the watermelon!
And to top that off we found 3 barrels of oil and 5 bottles of rattlesnake poison AND a skeleton in the chemical closet
Can we appreciate how hard Harry committed to his con to get a watermelon? Most people would just shoplift one or get in and get out. My man Harry decided to really screw that place over with health violations and actually work washing dishes before getting out with the score.
It's the commitment to the craft
He does it so he can blend in for another heist later. The more he shows up after they forget the theft, the easier the heist.
@@matthewsimon6170 it’s the tf2 spy’s ex-vet half-brother
I was already dying from laughter, and now I see this??? HELP
"HARRY YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER THE LETTUCE"
"The fatal half inch" is what they called me back in college
Why, was it because it was half an inch or 6 and a half inches? Cuz that could go both ways tbh
….are you ok? :/
@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL half an inch. that’s literally the joke.
@@BlueBeepOFFICIAL 6-1/2 is small asf let's be real here, regardless, my use of 1/2" is told through stories around the world
@@reesewilliamson3346 6.5 isn’t bad at all. 4-5 inches is average.
“This guy died from heat syncope, this guy died from the fatal half-inch. Which one of them’s is deader?”
WHO'S MORE DEAD?
What happened to that video? *edit The one where he reviews worker deaths in other countries?
dis da deadest nigga i evah seen
@@DrCranberry shut yo lifeline sounding ass up
ѕpιder cloaĸ he is literally quoting JonTron my guy
Everybody gangster until Harry steals the watermelon
Dammit harry.
How did he even know his name when he literally just met him.
watermelon sugar high, Harry
Real talk though, Harry infiltrated a food establishment and pretended to work there just to steal a watermelon???
@@SuspiciousScout It always starts with just one melon...
For those who are actually curious:
"Syncope" is just a fancy word for "fainting"
"The danger zone" is the range of temperatures that allows bacteria to cultivate in food
Yeah it's 8-60 degrees Celcius
@@digstrememcdingus1463🇺🇲📏📐📏📐📏📐📏📏📐📐 what's that to f°
@@digstrememcdingus1463ah a man of culture
It's when it's so hot you feel sick
@@jebbryant6522 Literally, in fact!
The fact that Inspector Roy knows Harry's name before coming to the restaurant means that Harry is a repeat offender and Roy has to deal with his bullshit all of the time in other restaraunts.
In Jaboody Dubs they call him Dirty Dan and inspector Roy says "Dirty Dan is a no good son of a bitch who's been making my job a living hell since the first day I started." I think you're on the same wavelength.
IT WAS A SETUP ALL ALONG !
OR... inspector Roy & "Harry"....are actually *partners* !!
Added to that is the absolute disappointment Roy has when reprimanding Harry, as though he's really just done with his fuckery.
How did no one notice a complete stranger walk on and pretend to work there, they should be reprimanded
When I got my job at McDonald’s literally one of the slides was “do not spray patty’s with Cleaning supplies”
What? But I find them tastier that way...
That's explains the aftertaste.
@@OdaSwifteye what aftertaste? My tastebuds are desensitized
That slide is there because of someone
This is NOT very comforting while I’m in a McDonald’s drive through
The shoe store head trauma video is possibly the most 2000s thing I’ve ever seen
right? like, why climb a ladder in *heels* ?
This comment has 69 likes, nice
"Game over" makes me sad
You wouldn't download a shoes.
@@KarmaTheKing Because she prefer to look hot and die than be safe and live, a follower of Kurt Cobain philosophy
I think that the reason these safety videos are so paranoid about everything is so that an employee can't do something braindead and then sue the company because "They never warned me!"
I mean, Jon's confusion with most of it kinda proves that point.
A lot of this is required by OSHA. I work in a factory and have to watch some of this crap.
@@alexjeremiah8915 Are any of your coworkers braindead enough to actually need it?
Makes sense. Last thing a corporation wants - or anyone for that matter - is a lawsuit
"I broke my leg acting like a bumbling brainless idiot on top of a 15 foot ladder! Sue the company!"
“Things that a five year old should know by age four.”
*Touches a boiling pot of water*
*Inhales a handful of pepper*
Under rated
I did both of those things in the past month. I'm 14.
MegavidÆos it’s for entertainment
Jack Mich Thanks, I’m well aware.
*pot of water
Heat Syncope is when you body has the uncontrollable urge to say “I don’t feel so good.”
Thanos: hmm how can I make half the universe to disappear hmmm ....
I GOT AN IDEA
So make sure you get a Disani, we all know that's a major racial slur!
spiderman has heat syncope
I get syncopes when I stand up too quickly or stretch too hard, and I can confirm, I say "I dont feel so good" every time
Man, so thats what was wrong with Spiderman
“Safety is never a joke, death is only a punch-line away” is actually more effective then ANY of these videos lol
its actually a pretty good quote
Damian 2000 pleased now?
No one cares
@@swollenshadowsancientruins7352 Oooo look at mr Bitchy boi
@@lvbboi9 more like mr triggered trigo
i’ve come back to this video every so often, and the panicked “SIXTEEN NEWBORNS ARE AFFECTED” with the glowing toddler makes me crack up every time
"That's not work safety, that's work dum-dum."
You've just described every PSA/work safety video ever
*dOnT DiE*
@@Lexxxxiii you were alive before you died
I don't know. I watched an oxy-acetylene operation and safety video from the 80s/90s, and the backing track slapped.
@@PuppyOrion When you’re on the job today, don’t die! That’s gonna REALLY affect my bottom line!
@@chaosdude2345WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR.
*WHAT. DO I PAY YOU FOR??*
"Get this man a fuckin Dasani"
Jon, he's already dying, don't kill him faster
Cmon man dasani is water he wont die unless it has 50% copper in it
Thats would kill you
@@crazyfriend50 Dasani doesn't quench shit
@@JustAnotherAccount8 yeah but feeding death wont speed up death so dasani is really a cure
Its like placebo yet you need intensive care
They stab you a bit and patch you up
Ur still cancer ridden but oh well
@@crazyfriend50 it’s a joke loser
Dasani is 99% plastic, taste like shit.
"Now you've confused me-- Almost immediately. And you *promised* me... You were not going to do that."
The delivery always kills me.
Same. His voice is just dripping with defeat and betrayal. I love it.
love that part. here's an easy timestamp: 14:25
@some emo girl fuckin algebra, man, recently everything I've come to know in algebra was thrown out the window by a new concept and i am very annoyed
I thought your comment said "you consumed me"
@@tkb5726it’s wonderful
7:48 “You gotta be F0CKIN’ kidding me”
Jon’s inner New Yorker came out just then
i missed jon
*THIIIIINK ABOOOOUT THIIIIIS*
Berd!!
me too man
Yo wassup my fellow bowser player
"you were alive before you died", all PSAs in a nutshell.
But were you really?
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin philosophers be like
sounds like borderlands 2 dialogue when you respawn
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin *vsauce music amps up*
I miss jon
”You probably infected thousands of people already”
2020: Jinx
we could of stopped Corona if we had those handkerchiefs 😢
Ghb Srd If the number of handkerchiefs and number of anti-vaxx dumbasses were swapped, we'd have a lot less sick people and a lot less... well, dumbasses.
LMAO
The real solution is not tissues it’s just simply not eating food from a wet market.
Unless bat absolutely has to be on the menu.
That phrase didmt quite age so well
Shake hands with danger will always be my favorite cheesy safety video. Amd hilariously enough, I've watched it at least 6 times for work
THIS 100%. It has also one of the catchment tunes I've ever heard.
*guitar riff* you know someones about to be maimed
I haven't even had a proper job yet, I only turned 18 this year, but I've seen Shake Hands With Danger at least 20 times purely for just entertainment, mostly cause I just like watching old work safety videos. True classic, also yeah, that song goes hard.
"you were alive this morning"
English teachers: this shit is deep
more like I'm 14 and this is deep
"Mr Stark, Im suffering from heat syncope."
“ -Mr. Stark I don’t feel good.- “
“Mr. Stark I’m suffering from heat syncope.”
Ryuji!
HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahhehe! OMFG YOU ACTUALLY FUCKIN DID IT!
Heat syncopy is actually when your brain can't get enough blood because of heat
@@triple777yt5 well, you learn something every day.
"Ow heat was hot!"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes."
waffle memez there are enough bones in a whale to make an entire whale skeleton
"China hides submarines in the ocean"
“All Cities In Germany Fit Into Germany”
Water is wet
waffle memez there is enough water on Earth to fill the oceans.
4:07 to be fair germs were considered real for only about 50 years by that point so telling people that sneezing was dangerous was still a relatively new idea at the time.
“In the danger zone” is a really common phrase in kitchens for food within a certain temperature not hot or cold enough to kill bacteria
yea. just shows me jon has never worked in a kitchen lol
@@bendydrecher772 jon has never seen an oven
Sad times
HIIIIWAAAAAAAAYY TOOOOO DAAAAAAAAAA *danger zone*
While I find humor in his take as a former sous chef yes you are very correct.
The fuckng reptilian coming up 😂😂😂
Lol The “Think about this” clip was more graphic than expected
Watched the whole thing. My soul died.
YoU wErE aLiVe ThIs MoRnInG
@@shawnthompson2303 WHEN ThE Sun Came up
We got one, ladies and gentlemen! We got one!
What's the original video called cuz I want that song lol
_”That’s not work safety, that’s work dumb dumb.”_
-Jontron 2019
Screenshot
Me: *is dumb dumb*
Me: *slips on cardboard at work and almost falls*
I love your pfp
Thanks man uwu
@@TABBYMUSIC I like it too :3
“You were alive alive before you died”
Wise words of wisdom from Mr. Tron today
"This is the proper British way to deal with an inconsiderate sneezer"
*LITERAL TORTURE*
Welcome to the Ministry of Love.
Can confirm, am British.
You should see what my nan does if I eat from my knife instead of the fork. Actually no, no man should see that
@@AsymptoteInverse beat me to it
@@cannedgoodness9633 You have piqued my interest, please elaborate.
The "THIIIIIINK ABOOOOOUT THIIIIIIIS" singing fills me with an extremely powerful type of dread that I can't even describe.
Honestly as silly as that video is, that song does it's job at being kinda scary.
Dude, it gave me anxiety and irritation
It used to be funny, but now it just triggers my PTSD and I'd just immediately quit any job that used this. This is sad.
I didn't feel like I had to poop until I heard it. You can't explain that!
@Andrew Vrba no, no you really can't. That's probably one of the more inexplicable things I've read in some time. Neither do I really want an explanation, honestly.
"Harry, there blood all over the lettuce."
In a calm voice
"thats a serious health violation, you can't do that"
'Heat was Hot' JonTron
"Harry, there's blood all over the lettuce. Never mind where the blood came from."
I was looking through the comments as I was watching this, and no joke read your comment at the exact time it played it in the video
HARRYDIDYAPUTYOURBLOODINTHETRAYOFLETTUCE?
To anybody else wondering what it means for food to be in the ‘danger zone’, it basically means it is being stored at temperatures which would allow bacteria to cultivate.
Usually between 40 and 140 degrees Fahrenheit
It was kinda weird first time watching having been through a highschool culinary course and seeing Jon be confused lol
@@lemonpringlesdoodles You're the second person I've seen say that, I'm ServSafe certified and the temperature is 41-135 degrees (but to be more clear my range is FDA conpliant while your range is USDA compliant)
“tHiNk AbOuT tHiS” has become a normal part in conversation for me and my best friend
They said I was alive this morning... It turned out I actually was (at the time).
@@ChromiumDome411 what
It’s more like
ThEE-EENK aBOOWT thIIIIIIS
Joshua Striker So....are you dead now? Please update
@@Pleasestoptalkingthanks I think he's dead.
You're adventuring in the Arctic circle with your buddy when all of a sudden he leans over and says "I don't feel so good." You remember your training. Must be heat syncope. You strip him down and prepare a cold compress. A few minutes later his temperature is down, he's stopped complaining, and he's even fast asleep. Great work!
Gotta keep your buddy out of the danger zone
The worst thing is that you know they're saying it because someone actually did that.
Sleep tight, my lil ice prince.
I read this in the same tone as the Shia LaBeouf musical intro.
funny thing is that that actually happens, its called paradoxical undressing.
5:18 "I wonder where he is today."
*He's dead Jon, he's dead.*
Sneezed to death
F
By sneezification
Maybe he’s still alive today, spreading the Coronavirus during his phone calls
@@Mr-Moop He must be blessed by Nurgal then...
"Now you have confused me... Almost immediately and you promised you weren't going to do that" is by far the best line in the video
*"you were alive before you died."* -JonTron, 2019
Well it’s true unless your talking about if you FEEL alive then, I’m not alive at all
Kian Stevens oooooooooof
kokichi why are you here-
K1-B0 wait i forgot do robots have dicks?
@@plutoziummmmm That's robophobic!
"I wonder where he is today."
He- he's dead. He's dead, Jon. He's like super, crazy dead.
Yea, that's like a 1940's commercial, and he looked about 50-60. If he was alive today he would be 130-141
@@LovenRazu Well, he could be immortal, you don't know that.
@@crispygaming7491 yeah like queen elizabeth or vladimir putin
He died shortly after the commercial, didn’t you see?
@@georgie984 Everyone else died but Jon didn't. How can you not see that? >_
One of my coworkers is a huge JonTron fan. This summer I got heat stroke and he asked me if I had heat syncope
I mean, heat stroke is just big heat syncope
You survived heat stroke? Well done man
@@Cassieperoxide Shit fucked me up tho. I was drastically dehydrated and was constantly vomiting. Ended up having to be sent home from work cause I was vomiting. Nearly passed out once or twice.
Syncope is just passing out
@John Doe Little known fact. Peter Parker wasn't actually snapped out of existence. He was just suffering from heat syncope.
How did I not notice that was Taika playing Gandalf the first time
Took me about 30 watches of this vid and your comment to realise it too
I also realized that the first watch but my bro watching with me didn't recognize him so I thought I was crazy XD.
I didn’t realize it either until last night.
“That’s not work safety that’s work dum dum” is my favorite thing ever
Jesus Christ Mr.Tron you are so funny
Boa 41 yeah this part had me wheezing
My favorite is when he compares a worker to his crippled grandma
@@seamusmckeon9109 mine to
Mr. Tron lel
What even happened to that guy? was he burned or melted or irradiated or what
I have taken cooking for three years and can guarantee that the “danger zone” is a real thing that I still can’t take seriously
Simon that chicken is in the *danger zone*
SIMON YOU HEARD THE MAN THE CHICKEN IS IN THE DANGER ZONE SAVE IT
@@Tegrius88 oh no he can't hear us he's jamming out!
@@frankwoods9895 oh Simon that's a work safety violation you cant work distracted and that's a repeat from last time
That video is actually from a Serv Safe Instruction video
“Don’t die”
Death rates drop to 0%
I didn’t know you watched things with swears *-spung-*
Sunflaw loves Jess /and possibly Nightmare?\ what?
Thanks Spongebob
Well, If it’s from Spongebob himself...
I mean ur not wrong
Everytime Jon does his inspector Roy impression, it kills me😂
As someone who took three years of Culinary in high school, "the danger zone" was a serious topic. Looking back now, it was a pretty hilarious term.
Gotta keep them meats below 40 degrees F. (but yeah its a funny term and jontron made the joke we all thought)
Yep that’s what happens when one of the most amazing songs ever is forever associated with it lol..
Listen to danger zone when studying about the food danger zone (I took hospitality in school, basically the same thing)
Safety and Sanitation was the shit. Ya know? Like Escherichia Coli?
I’m not in food service but I wanted to make a top gun joke but... I know no terms lol
"Harry? Who's Harry?!"
To this very day, Harry's true identity remains unknown.
His name is dia...
I said his name is dia...
Oh no.
By day he goes by Harry, but by night... he is...
*_THE WATERMELON BANDIT_*
@@jimboringo9958 his real name is diav...
Oh i know his name, its watermelon guy he steals every watermelon he sees and will kill any one who will get the watermelon out of his site.
nobody ever saw him after that last insident...
Or an over sized cyanide tooth
"Why would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wahendy's."
Perfect accent lol
You dident warsh your hans
@ 6:31
C.J. That’s how they make the chili.
Walter White is in the house
"This is a whendys" fucking broke me i repeated that part multiple times
"Now *hwhy* would you need three barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a *hWendy's* "
ah tell ya hhhhwhat
Harry, I'm gonna kick ur Ass
That boy aint right I'll tell you hwat!
Cool hwhip.
Gotta *hwash* your hands Harry
I feel like inspector Roy planted Harry to screw over that restaurant.
Least Harry got a watermelon out of the deal.
Now THIS is the conspiracy we all deserve
The watermelon was secretly a cantaloupe
Roy knew Harry’s name and he didn’t even have a name tag
It was all a plan to get that poor watermelon out of the restaurant, they were in cahoots to release it
“Things that a 5 year old should know at... age 4”
-Jontron
Just gold 🤣
Pure golden quote
Timestamp?
@@anabsolutemess8850 1:00
@@anabsolutemess8850
Dude cmon it happened at the very beginning of the video
5:16 "I wonder where he is today"
It's an old man from 1945...
Congrats. Heat Syncope is now at 100 on Google Trends
That is the true power of an influencer, right there.
Oh
Not gonna lie, I googled it too.
"when you go to work... don't die." -Jontron, 2019
If only Japan and Indonesia heard that.
"And that's why, at Jontron Incorporated, our motto's always been: "We can't afford another lawsuit!"
I think of this every time I go to work
-Alexander Hamilton.
Everyday when I go to work I hope I don't die at work lol don't die is what I think lol
My dad (Who is a welder for Caterpillar) actually has a copy of the “Think About This” Video on CD and VHS because he is a regional supervisor and he has to make the employees watch it.
QuietGrave It’s already on RUclips, just look it up
@@QuietGrave ^
Does he have the song memorized and does he sing it when hes doing stuff? Because I really hope he does lmao
He is one sadiatic man.
Where does he work? My company sells a ton of parts to CAT out of Indiana and we have ridiculous safety videos.
15:05 That's actually how you lift things if you want to avoid a hernia I believe
Also watch out for the worms you'll eventually trip on
Always keeping an eye out for those Pesky Worms, cant stop tripping over them lately, really been a hassle for my co-workers.
@Dave Miller we're on our 12'th anniversary, im technically jimmy's dad now.
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Answer the man. Is Jimmy annoying or not?
@@shelby5809 Oh, no. not after the _incident_ occured at least.
Death aint a joke
JonTron: *starts laughing after seeing someine be impaled in the head by a wrench*
ScarPearm The Official RUclips Channel well what else are you supposed to do??
"Safety* is never a joke" like the video says, "deaths just a punchline"
"Now why would you need 3 barrels of hydrofluoric acid? This is a Wh-endys."
You've never worked at Wendy's have you?
The late employees need to be fired , literally
its spelled H'wendy's
"Who's Harry?"
Top 10 anime plot twists
honest question, is harry mr. lahey?!?
I’ll do you one better: why’s Harry?!
you're a wizard harry
Wait, but.... WHO'S REM?!
We need answers who is harry?
As a Wendy's employee I can confirm that we actually have 5 barrels of hydrochloric acid, you didn't get it right sorry
" *oW! hEaT wAS hOt!* "
-JonTron 2019
So Wise
*"ow! hOt WAs hEaT!"*
-Tronjon 1920
Funny thing is I heard some drunk guy say that at a bonfire about 10 years ago. From the mouth of philosophers
I love that the women being rude to each other has nothing to do with the safety part of the video
I'm more invested in a sequel where woman 2 gets revenge on woman 1 and the feud continues.
It showed the danger of violent rivalry
This is just how women interact duh
@@Dovah_Slayer your comment wasn't sexist at all or anything /s
Oh it does, it was a setup.
I am here at three o’clock in the morning because for some godforsaken reason the retched melody of “THIIINNK ABOUUT THIIIIIS” lodged itself into my brain while I went to get some water after waking up to what I could only describe as the Sahara Desert forming in my mouth. I’ve laid here for ten minutes trying to figure out where in the hell that sound bite was from. Finally the gods above granted me with peace and reminded of this video.
It too is imprinted in my memory forever
lmao
Same
One of my favorite comments on RUclips.
@@dilophosaurussk4333 I’m glad my suffering caused you joy my friend 😂
13:48 and ever since, when i am describing something small i go "ooh its the little baby, baby, little, oodoodoodoodoo-" exactly the way Jon does 😂
“Safety is a joke, death is just a punch-line anyway”
Away**
I guess that's what the japan leaders told to their soldiers to motivate them.
Suicide is explaining the joke
get noob
Oh well,
*neaaooowww* haha funny joke
Eric Andres motto
Like my mom used to say: "Its better to be ruthless than watermelonless"
bruh i thought this was just a really unfunny black joke
Your mother is an amazingly specific woman
True facts
Like my mom used to say
We can’t afford another lawsuit
A wise woman, your mother
Jon: Touches hot.
“Heat was hot”
Also Jon: Do it again.
its funny cause the original meme has Arin in it
Also Jon: *_"I'll fucking do it again!"_*
@@NokoCocoa ILL FEKIN DO IT AGAIN
Truly a Cavebruh moment
John stating the obvious about heat.
Just like to inform you that the "fatal half-inch" has some merit. I tripped over such an elevation change. The asphalt sank below the curb, but I didn't notice it since the change in color hid the change in height. After picking debris out of my hands, I had to laugh at getting caught over such a tiny bump. Now imagine a similar situation, but at the top of the stairs or on a rooftop and you can see why they are worried about half an inch.
I mean especially if you’re carrying stuff. Then I swear anything in the universe will knock you down.
same happens with stairs..plust the extra gravity
Exactly. I don't know why Jon was so down on that concept 😂
when i moved to my new apartment, i wasn't looking where i was walking when trying to meet my ride for a movie and ended up tripping over a change in elevation in the sidewalk and just barely saving my face with my hands. hands and chest took the brunt of the fall, hurt like hell but i was just mad enough about the current circumstances to ignore the pain until i got in the theater.
Maybe he never experienced it......
"Why would you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid? This is a Wendy's." I laughed way too hard at that lmao
What makes it even better is the “Hwendys”
I can see why McDonald’s would use it considering their sprite, but Wendy’s? Nah
To hide the bodies duh
I like the 8bit version of safety dance playing in the title cards
Brotha you beat me to the punch with that comment
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TOO WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
I remember that song the safety dance it has a catchy tone to that song
lol i thought i was the only one who recognized it
i noticed that too
new zealand known for:
-lord of the rings
-not being australia
And sheep don't forget sheep
and old zealand
And healthcare being a right
the tuatara, and other animals that can only be found in new zealand
And our pronunciation of deck
14:35
"Now you've confused me.. almost immediately. And you promised me you weren't going to do that."
This honestly made me and my partner laugh so hard we couldn't stop for like 5mins when we first watched this a couple years ago. Genuinely made a favourite memory of ours we bring up now and again, thank you, Jon. Been a fan since GG, lol
_Harry gets away with the watermelon_
*Top 10 anime plot twists*
The first time I actually laughed at this meme, out of the probably 50% of all youtube comments that contain it
All of ye get a nice
I love the health inspectors face when the boss says “Who’s Harry?”
M. Night Shamaylan _WISHES_ he knew how to make good twists like that.
I'm just waiting for a work safety video where it's a compilation of Gordon Ramsey raging at restaurant owners about the state of the kitchen.
He knew he was in the danger zone.
No accent: “ why do you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid.”
Accent: “this is a Whendes”
Whendises is in the fuckin danger zone
Did you warsh your hands?
There’s and accent on the why
Is that...
Taika Waititi...
As Gandalf?
This is the best safety video ever.
"I wonder where he is today." - JonTron, 2019, referring to an old guy in a 1945 video
That man probably served in WWI and was born a little after slavery was abolished
"I wonder where he is today". Is me, wondering where JonTron is, when he disappears off youtube again.
Ur profile pic is adorbs.
He's 6 feet under
He is in a jar
Edit: 🏺 time
9:02 “some days are bloodier then others” yes this does not sound like something printed on box full of tampons.
XD
What's a tampon?
It sounds like a brand of condom
(JOKE!)
I can’t see this quote differently now.... I hope you’re happy
"Safety is never a joke. Death is only a punch-line away"
So inspirational
So real.....
Your pfp is adorbs.
@@jaketime0421 Good judgement
Inspiring for those of us who want the joke to end already.
12:24, you're right, that's not gandalf. That's grammy award winning taika waititi boys!!!!! Lets goooooooo
So I wasn’t crazy
Imagine living in an age where JonTron is prevalent again. FeelsGoodMan
Thats cool if your not a doomer
Sir Joey of The White Turly the best time line
Imagine living in the age that you’re living in.
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Me too.
Moon Pie. what a time to be alive.
Harry just showed up, no one gave a shit, he made them fail inspection, and then makes off with a watermelon.
its too good, its just too good.
How did they not notice that?
The thing is she said "Yeah we failed pretty bad because of Steve" like she she knew him. So either Steve's in this for the long haul and this is just when the manager found out, or she's an accomplice
@@thebackofdoctormanhattanshead his name is harry
Melon
no1important ooh, he might be me
6:30 "now hwhy do you need 3 barrels of hydrochloric acid, this is a hwendy's"
I cry with laughter every time I watch that bit
It's like Hank Hill became the health inspector after Strickland Propane shut down
This is my favorite bit of the entire skit
Scp 682's in the basement 😂
Send in scp-999. All D class are to [DATA EXPUNGED] immediatley.
Sounds like Hank Hill
I love how Elijah has that "Oh boy.... here it comes" look on his face, you can tell that he gets those reactions DAILY
At least it wasn't like that time he was just trying to have dinner with Ryan Reynolds.
I think the saddest thing about this video is the fact that apparently Elijah Wood can't afford first class
or that the nerds would book a new zealand airlines flight and think elijah wood would be in the broke area
Oh, he can, he's just doing some stupid gigs to make sure he'll always be able to.
hes been an actor since he was like 5 years old my G hes quite wealthy
Yup Elijah wood is up there with the poor people like 50 cent and Nicholas cage. Twitter says they're poor so it must be true.
hes definitely not the richest but he's certainly not that poor
Wait, so it wasn't William Osman on the thumbnail?
Never had been
I think it's Will every time this video comes up even though I know it's not
every single time I see this video in my recommendations I 100% always think it's him
I could have sworn was Dan from the SlowMoGuys.
Dr. Matterhorn I thought it was the completionist
For the tripping hazards, as a former laborer those cracks are absolutely trip hazards, especially when you add 40+ lbs to whatever you’re carrying.
Especially if you are on a roof.
@@josephmoya5098 youve got sidewalks on roofs?
@@abecadlo15 No, but there are plenty of minor elevation changes on roofs. And if you trip on them and your safety line isn't set up correctly, you can easily die.
@@josephmoya5098 Leading edges are terrifying
yup. if you cant see where you're stepping that 1/2 inch can definitley be a killer in the right circumstance. hell if the soles of your shoe are slick enough and the surface you're stepping on changes within an elevation you could really get hurt. its all about circumstances.
I come rewatch this when I’m having negative thought patterns and I just need a little distraction to re regulate myself.
That sneezing guy in the 1945 video was hilarious.
*_”wOOF!”_*
“Stop, stop it, you!”
That sounds like a furry fanfic
Marcos Lopez Martinez oh god
Woof sneezes are the best sneezes.
@@floo1465 im sorry my child
For those interested, heat syncope is basically dizziness from overheating.
Goldfish I scrolled through so many comments just to find this bc I’m too lazy to google
So just a weird word for heat stroke?
Moistifier No it’s more like heat induced vertigo
Lol
You can get it by being in either Sonora or Arizona for a few seconds
For anyone wondering, syncope is essentially just fainting. Heat syncope, specifically, is fainting because you're overheating.
i dont feel so good
Snap
@@mauricer.4873 Spider-man had Thanos Syncope
That almost happened to me during a soccer game. I felt kind of dizzy, so I asked to be taken off.
Thanks for that. Is it basically heat stroke?
I like the detail of you playing an 8-bit version of "Safety Dance"
I always noticed it sounded familiar but i couldnt think of what it sounded like! Now i cant unhear it lol!
I just got out of high school and am training to be an electrician. They still do have these goofy over the top videos but now they show LITERAL LIVELEAK FOOTAGE of people getting fucking slaughtered by heavy machinery. Some of the stuff that happens is crazy. A man got crushed under a 2,000 pound bottle press, a 62 year old woman performing maintenance in a 35-foot long pressure cooker was trapped inside and was cooked alive at 270°F. This stuff is scary as shit.
Angle Grinder related injuries are real gnarly too. Sounds like you were watching a "lock out/tag out" video for the ones you're talking about.
@@bom6330 Yup! That's exactly what it was!
@@iMAOusuc yooo, I just finished trade school for electrical lol, currently looking for an industrial motor controls type job myself, good luck to you in your ventures
@@DiceNat21 Thanks man, I appreciate it.
@@iMAOusuc There are tons of workplace gory videos out there. I find them to be especially hard to watch, since it can basically happen any day if you work near big machinery and moving big objects with lifts etc.
The way he looked at me I was ready to put him in the chemical storage closet.
You should've clocked Harry's ass when you had the chance
Your inaction caused the death of 7 adults and 2 children.
@Lt_OnionRings And my dog...
@@oldreaddy3341 and the local "slow" racoon.
Danger zone
So what is the lesson in Shoe Store Head Trauma? Looks like she just had an accidental slip or the ladder broke. Neither of which looked preventable so what are we supposed to learn?
That if you get annoyed at a costumer you... die? i dunno.
I think the issue was that she wore heels on a ladder that wasn't stable, or just that the ladder wasn't stable.
She also didn't use a ladder that went high enough to grab the things she was looking for without playing Jenga on a leaning ladder.
Then the Jenga shoes/shoe boxes fell over, something hit the light just above her, then she slipped and fell because she also wasn't fuggin' grabbing anything to support herself.
It didn't look like the ladder had broken.
I say it wasn't deployed properly because after she started walking on it, it wasn't stable whatsoever. Normally if it's deployed correctly, the ladder would be held down by your weight.
Might wiggle a li'l at first, but after you're on it, it should be fine. If not, you call someone else in the store to hold it down for you,
or you get a different ladder.
Don't wear stiletto heels on a ladder
@@Technotoadnotafrog your heel doesn’t usually touch the steps of a ladder anyways so what’s the difference?
@@WigWoo1 Don't you usually stand with the middle/arch of your foot on a ladder?