Surviving Edged Weapons - JonTron
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2019
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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Camera Operator - Conor Murdock
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Sound Mixer - Keaton Hild
Production Designer/ Prop Master- Lynell Vinuya
Leadman - Mike Butler
Carpenter - Robert Taylor
Makeup Artist - Maria Alexandra
Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Set PA - Aramis Klein
Assistant Editor - Lewis Bown
Cast:
Teenage Sister - Tamara Chichian
Teenage Brother - Daniel Stompor
Knife Culture Guests - Charlotte Claw, Craig Ernest Woodward, Georgia Morgan, Philip O'Gorman
Thug/Swordsman - Joseph Hernandez
Knife Culture VO - Lewis Bown
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"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
_-Quote From Man Stabbed_
What? You egg?
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente *stabs him*
Takes from Borderlanss
@@SciaticCoast89 *saucy boy*
*you are a saucy boy*
I think when they say "knife culture" they mean what is commonly referred to as "living on the edge."
Underappreciated comment
@@captainsunshine64 Underappreciated appreciation 💜
@@randomslomo1875 i appreciate you as well.
@@gregorymirabella1423 😊
Take my like and fuck off
The fact that they put an Iron Maiden poster in the satanist’s house at 11:08 really shows the age of this training film
That's the 80s for ya!
Up the Irons!
"Take cover that knife is fully loaded"
Satanic panic certainly was a thing.
"shows the *edge* of this training film"
2:58 Can we just appreciate how Jon set up this entire scene for a 15 second gag?
“Knife culture”
I wish I was there, I would dine in content with everyone there, the single cutlery choice would’ve been hilarious to use.
no
He is only sharing his sponsorship so we have an edged weapon to defend ourselves with this year.
Not if your dad or mom is a cop
Then your are possible treat
Then we go smens
I'm English so how do I smens for I do not have a shoot do I need to stab instead
@@lewisevans1151 Maybe?
Everyone in the credits looks like they were held at edgepoint.
underrated comment right here.
Tcj333
How utterly primitive.
They were held at SMENS point
I think that's the joke
I disagree, Jon is NOT a dead meme... Kinda?
Can't wait for the sequel "how to dodge projectile based weaponry"
you wish bro
Payday 2 be like
@@WalterTheWalrus"I may have 60% chance to dodge bullets but not 60% chance to dodge alimony."
there is a real sequel, and it's about negotiating hostage situations.
How to evade pew pew pow pows
"Shoot first, MENS later" is a quote I will carry with me for the rest of my life, honestly. Wise words to live by.
mad respect for creating an entire other set for the "knife culture" joke.
I'm kinda disappointed it didnt turn into a mad stabbing party
Yo, how can I buy/stream episodes of “Knife Culture”? I’m a HUGE fan of old-timey British television!
@JONATHON FISHER I wouldn't for your own sanity
Same
@@cheesemccheese7837 you're name
5:54 I never once thought in my life I'd ever hear the phrase: "Jumpin' Jehovah James, that's a Scimitar he's got."
That's why we love Johntron guy
@@lucifearical Jon tron guy?
Guy
@@urthegai1764 h m m m It appears i have misspelled and yes
Schmitmar
"Edge based attack" just sounds like a term used by a DnD game.
Always beware of edge based attackers.. You may be equipped with a bullet-proof vest that gives 65% resistance to bullet based attacks, but edge based attacks can bypass this and deal critical damage, to even the hardiest of officers..
Remember.. There's no save throw for incompetence..
The police assailant enters my melee range, but luckily he failed his perception check to realize I have my broadsword sheathed in the Tim Hortons. I roll a critical sneak attack, and since he has vulnerability to edge based attacks, I do x4 damage.
That's just most UFO Defence mods.
Actually knives are very effective on light police vests as they are made of a bunch of fibers that are made to distribute the force of a bullet but can be cut easily
But if you have a plate carrying vest it's not as effective cause there's a steel plate in there.
its called slashing damage but about the same gist
This is legit how bulletproof armor works in World of Darkness games like Vampire and Hunter.
I talked to a former cop, he said he had actually arrested a guy who dressed up like a ninja and swung a katana around
Lmao
" I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil. "
" I only survived because I watched Surviving Edged Weapons. "
How about a magic trick?
@@davincent98 the joker did that.
@@ryanlesner4716 exactly
*John wick join the chat*
@@justhuman221 john wicks dog has left the chat
“no money, no shit” should be on the door of those public toilets you have to pay to use
Yes
@@ryderr4702 yes
Underrated Comment
@@randomguy5561 you and I are not so different
Ok grams but the gun down
3:04 I love how everyone else at the table looks right but jontron just sticks out so much
“Knife culture” kinda looks like a drama show I’d watch on Netflix
Seriously, I’d watch that if it was actually a show
How so?
@@JovialSkunk like everyone else is this like, clean shaven, rigid jawline, well Kempt hair, and then Jon is just, neck beard double chin, its hilarious
@@TheWigglerKing Fym? He looks fine
@@JovialSkunk I mean he looks great physically, I was merely commenting on the difference between him and the others at the table, the others look like they fit into the aesthetic they were going for of upper-class dinner, and he doesn’t fit into that particular sect of appearance, I wasn’t calling him fat or ugly, and I wasn’t calling the other people better looking than him, they just look different from each other
You forgot to mention that this video was filmed entirely in Milwaukee, WI, with an all-Milwaukee cast.
This training film is the best training film of all time. It deserves an Academy Award.
That's why it looks so familiar
Go watch RedLetterMedia's take on this.
It's better overall lol but considering you have actual people from Milwaukee stumble on this and realize part of the way in that it's Milwaukee lol
God there's nothing better, nothing I love more, than a casual claymore.
Elfin Dreamer what about a sensual scemitar ??
Elfin Dreamer Dutlniv
What about the problematic pencil?
it's more of a bastard sword to be honest...
@@Madmac42069 Ah fuck, I didn't think about the sensual scimitar.
My dad owns like three swords, he just keeps them in his bedroom
Should I be prepared to protect myself from his _relentless flurry of edge-based attacks_
Trust no one my friend.
This is how he's gonna tell you you're adopted.
Be ready.
Wear a bright colored uniform so he can easily identify you in a melee.
Just remember to shoot first and mens later.
Well if he knows three sword style, well as a karate hobo once said:
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
6:02-6:10 I like how the guy with the scimitar is running and screaming towards jon like one of those kamikaze dudes from serious sam. 😂
AHHHHHHHHHH 💣💣💣
Now remember, the first thing you want to do in this scenario is stay calm. If you don’t get them in the first shot you always got four more.
**Cocks and shoot shotgun**
I got him in one but don’t feel bad if you don’t, take as many as you can.
Jon disguised as Santa coming down peoples chimneys and stabbing children is literally the funniest thing ever
all i got from this was
"How to survive edged weapons"
"use a gun."
If that doesn't work, use more gun
*Engineer’s guitar playing intensifies*
*becomes a Pikachu like this is a weird attempt at comedy*
*uses Thunderbolt*
*Scimitar Murderer: DEAD!*
Bubby Kins *R/ImSoRandom.* Being random is not funny, you fiend
@@absolutelyyousless7605 You tried linking a subreddit on RUclips.... And capitalized the first "r"? Not only that, but it says "attempt at" in there, acknowledging that someone's going to participate in the "put a subreddit name on RUclips _as the first thing you say"_ meme over my actually good advice for if by some chance, you become an Electric type. The point is that there is more than one way to defeat an enemy. You could even fight fire with fire, as chivalry had been doing. *loads pile driver-launching cannon with judicial intent*
i would not have been able to protect my family from santa's relentless flurry of edge-based attacks. Thank you for this video
Remember SMENS
Hello
oh my god it’s a berd
God has entered the chat.
Relentless Mc Flurry?
Just for reference, this video was made in the late 80s in the middle of the satanic panic. So many officers legit thought that they’d run into satanic cults at some point.
That's the same excuse I would give to a police officer. " Was it f****** cool absolutely"
"But officer, c'mon, that was a 360 noscope headshot! Right between the eyes! MIDAIR!!"
@@psychopathic_kitten1029 okay that was actually pretty f****** awesome
You’d say “was it fu***** cool absolutely” to the cop?
@@JG-ce3pu yeah
@@psychopathic_kitten1029alright that was pretty rad, your free to go
A wise friend once said "Violence is never the answer, its the question and the answer is yes."
I haven't heard that before. I love it!
@@wolf-ranger you unknife cultured swine
Is your friend the fucking doom slayer
I would like this comment but it's at 69 likes so I'll just leave it
@@lazyliongames5858 *Knife Culture*
It should be
*Shoot* the bad guy
*Evade* enemy attacks
*Move* behind cover
*Evaluate* the situation
*Neutralize* remaining threats
Remember the things the academy taught us S.E.M.E.N beware of thrusting long hard objects
Semen saves lives.
@@mrbeaver6000 Correction: S.E.M.E.N. saves lives
CJgamr01 Correction: S.E.M.E.N. creates lives
If you're Officers of the Law always remember, Semen.
S- Shoot First
E- Evaluate later
M- Maintain innocence
E- Plant drugs
N- News at 11
still watch this every christmas masterpeice of a video
The funny part is now there's a movie called violent night about Santa killing people
Actually 😂
Very good movie
Not like it’s an original concept. Silent Night, Deadly Night came out in 1984 and there’s a ton of other movies and media in general that have a killer Santa in it.
@@Strummie but granted, this killer santa is a heroic santa
Oh god…
Nothing is more like Christmas than edge based attacks
ahhh yes the perfect combination
Slavery and birth control of entire humanoid races, thats the true meaning of christmas
@@zaikolebolsh5724 nah its edge based attacks i think
especially in the UK!
They ought to start selling holiday themed chainmail shirts :P
I prefer having guns that shoot knives, however this video made this idea impractical, because now they know how to survive edged weapons
NitroCharge 240 easy solution gun shaped knife now it’s a blunt weapon disguised as an edged one
NitroCharge 240 thats just a crossbow.....
Swordsplosion?
Maybe try a really sharp gun; edged on every edge, giving you the real edge!
Bayonets my dude, bayonets.
The RLM review of this on wheel of the worst is also a classic.
I love how John when he gave the police officer, a voice acting role. It was immediately assumed that he was Midwestern.
I think that was mostly because all the actors in Surviving Edged Weapons were clearly also midwestern.
@@noesunyoutuber7680
“Ah shiet!”
Specifically, it's a Milwaukee accent, everyone is from Milwaukee, where the movie was shot
Imagine being a mid-40’s woman hired specifically to act as a Satanist who gets shot in a police training video
Agent: boy deborah, do I have a role for you. We’ll break you out of that jerry springier crowd member #9 rut...
HAIL SATAN
soon tell her children that satan saved her
it wasn't an act they really just invaded a satanist hideout and shot a bitch
At first, I couldn't tell if she was genuinely an in-video character or just another disguise of Jon.
This is literally if Animal Planet describes whatever the heck knife culture is.
These guys are animals, wait no
Evolved Animals
Sir Corgi
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mamals so...
Gun: am I a joke to you?
nah knife culture is really just nutting over CRK sebenzas on reddit and instagram
Illuminati Studios
They’d say it still needs more animal sex
Ironically, many police officers have been badly wounded when they underestimated a criminal knife. Adrenaline is crazy, and bullets have very little knockback in reality, as they tend to just go straight through a target. As a result, someone within a certain distance can still reach a person and stab them with a knife, even if they've been shot, because shock and adrenaline are preventing them from feeling pain at that moment. There was an account of a group of bank robbers who were surprised by the cops in a shootout. Every single one of them was wounded or killed in the ensuing firefight, except for one robber, who escaped and ran down the road several blocks before he stopped, and dropped dead. He had been shot in the heart, but his panic and adrenaline prevented him from even feeling the wound until he lost enough blood to collapse.
"very little knockback in reality" Oh rly. It is called stopping power and yea, guns have a lot.
Tangently related, but once a Mexican dude survived a firing squad during the Mexican revolution, being shot literally in the skull and managed to play dead and drag himself to a church through adrenaline.
I was rewatching this video, as one does, and I literally got an ad for a “monthly knife club.” That’s the kind of thing young knife culturists need to know about, as it’s a solid source of edge based weapons.
I'm no botanist, but doesn't Dollar Shave Club sell razors? Idk, sounds like edged weapons to me.
I'm no veterinarian, but you're right. Razor blades are deadly edged weapons that can provide severe edge-based attacks.
The biggest missed opportunity in an ad read ever
I'm no quantum physicist but yes you are correct
I'm no political scientist but now you know how to defend yourself against a razor. Just shoot. Dollar gun club.
Look, I may not be a member of the Homo Erectus species, but knife bad.
Nothing like watching a Christmas special in august
@No name A You know it mah dood
tru dat
Me too
Same here.
@Peter Caballero JonTron's videos have so much replay value
The sound of their socked feet as they "scanned" is just hilarious 😂
I hope this doesn’t get misinterpreted sometime in the future
*_knife culture_*
*sophisticated*
Woo.
Forget cancel culture
British be like
We need to stop fully automatic knives
"Jumping Jehovah James that's a scimtar he's got."
My new favorite sentence.
Yes
I have to agree with you
My second favorite. For me, nothing will beat out, "And they hung in the air very much in the way that bricks don't."
I just wish it was "Jumping J. Jonah Jameson!"
That’s a first for me, I’ve heard of “jumping jehovah set” but not this one
4:11 one my favorite skits ever
It breaks me every time when he tries swinging his candy cane at the glass of milk and misses the first swing😂😂
JonTron: Does this man just have a Claymore sitting in the corner of his house?
Also Jontron: Has a sword right next to him in Real Ghosts
thats some modern warfare level stuff
You never know when Jason Voorhees might show up
Jon mentions claymore and I'm looking for a corner mine. Goddam COD
remember that time he was attacked by the scissor man? That’s why he keeps them around
@@zacross8504 gasp... not the scissor man
It's been 2 months, I'm starting to think Jons fallen to an edge based attack.
Lol
"Jons"
How many Jons are you talking about?
Nichl
Every jon tron video that we see is just a look at each alternate dimension that Jon exists in
No he was SMENS’d
S - Shoot
M -
E -
N -
S -
@@zacross8504 D - Dead???
"Jumpin Jehovah James, that's a Scim-tar!"
The "SMENS" part got me 🤣! In the Army we just had Shoot, Move, Communicate 😆.
6:06 "If you don't get him on the first shot, you've always got four more"
*ejects round in chamber*
'I have 57 more rounds in this 4 round magazine'
@@TheKurtkapan34 A Gus Johnson quote on a Jontron video? Awesome!!
Same as ace here
Is there a specific police accent, or a reference i'm not getting? The way he says to stay CAHM before approaching the BAHDDIE
@@Damian_1989 the training video is Canadian, so he's trying to do a Canadian accent when playing the cop.
Theory: Jon knew that 2020 was gonna be bad so he's now hiding in his 200 floored bunker made entirely out of flex tape and turduken.
You... You where right on.
@@samurexatlas7373 yea, I'm actually scared.
@@GregorianChatter Are you secrely psychic or something?
@@shadowldrago hes a better physic than that lady on the goop show
qui?
That laugh at 4:28 is amazing
Him screaming while firing the machine gun killed me 😂
“The emo kid came at me with his edgy my little pony OC! I’m sure glad I knew how to repel his edge based attack!”
-some police officer probably
“So I shot him”
"Not my fault! He knocked my donut out of my hand, if I say anything, he deserved it!"
This is underrated XD
So anyways, I started blasting
oh my god
Can we all just appreciate that Jon got 4 other people and himself to get dressed for a fancy dinner, cooked it, dressed the table for a 4 star meal in a Victorian home, all for a 10 second gag?
SaberTag To be fair that good looks hella good
The man takes his jokes seriously
@Illumurian that still takes time and effort in fairness
SaberTag I hope he’s not back on hiatus
Jon: Alright I placed a takeout order from Applebees, get in costume if you want free dinner before editing for 72 hours.
7:38 if you put them knife as a spear shaft, you got yourself a cosmic knife spear from Dead Money
I know this video is 2 years old, but I'll have to show my kids this video every Xmas, just in case Santa gets wild in the upcoming years.
two years?
"Alright cadets. Now you know how to survive edged weapons. Any questions before we send you out into the field?"
"Sargent, what if the bad guy has a blunt weapon, like a bat?"
"... dear god..."
"i knew we shouldve made a video for blunt culture, fuck"
Lmao
@@theysaidimasian9766 lmao
@@theysaidimasian9766 Just shoot
What if they have a bat with a knife taped to it tho
My best friend and mentor got stabbed by 27 knives taped together....
He described the the experience as if he was being stabbed by 14 knives at once...
I guess.. at a certain point... the effects stop stacking...
probably hit diminishing returns at some point, gotta keep it from being too op.
The developers better fix this bug
14 knives is the commonly establish upper limit on taping knives together. After 14 that's when need to start taping bees (or hornets if you want to be environmentally conscious) to the weapon.
UPDATE: That has been determined to be correct.
Apparently, a sliding scale has been agreed upon. When the number of improvised sharp objects surpasses 14, the damage of each additional sharp object is based on the defense rating of the armor worn by the character being attacked as well as that characters combat rating.
the limit on how many damage ticks can occur simultaneously is 14 this means that duration weapons like chainsaws or a weapon that applies status effects like a rusty chainsaw can get around this
As a Canadian we usually don't have guns as much as Americans, so this actually makes quite a lot of sense to have "Surviving Edged Weapons" as a official police training video.
Except if you're in Alberta at least lol
@@BOYHUNF I live in Alberta... well in a more peaceful area tho
It makes sense for American cops too. People really do frequently use knives to commit crimes and attack others, even if a lot of people have guns as well.
Or did you mean like, Canadian police doesn't have guns? That's the only way it could be more for them to watch this video than it is for any other cop
I love how quickly Jon turns on James Phillips for no reason at all 😂
*Edge based attacks*
I hear those kind of attacks are popular with the teenagers these days
Riifbioh
Damn kids and their Vidjea Games
I here the popular kind of knives are throwing knives! Lol tho they never address thrown edged weapons lol like throwing stars but they address razor baseball caps!
I hear the attackers always wear black
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*S* - Shoot
*M* - More Shooting
*E* - Even More Shooting
*N* - Nine Thousand More Shots
*S* - Start Again!
You sir deserve a Popeye's chicken sandwich
You sir deserve a sub
Now thats the American way.
This technique is so effective, that it is versatile for various situation. one of which is murder and armed robbery
Its supposed to be
S-Shoot
M-More shooting
E-Even more shooting
N-Nine more shots
S-Start again
This is.... 4 years old....
And Dollar Shave Club is even older..
Please don’t remind me, I’m 19 but the last 3 years have made me feel way older😢
I love edging to my weapons!
We're one minute in and Santa is shanking kids. God I love this channel
"SMENS" sounds like a some sentence spliced gibberish heard in YTPs.
We need to bring back Jontron YTPs, it's been too long
@@bubu- By all means
“I mean I’m not really qualified to talk about that either, heh, SMAMS”
Smeme
smens usual i see
Love those old documentary narrator voices. so nostalgic.
9:58 when you mistakenly wander into a high-level area in a video game and a once onshotable enemy is now nigh-immortal and starts charging at you
“Potential threat”
“British”
“Dead meme”
best credits. I m ded
The British was the most important cast member
Don't forget Mike tho
@@MikeLezamaOro
Hey I'm mike
And I'm not so mike
as a mike this is accurate, always Mike A and Mike B
this is hilarious, a family friend who used to be in the Canadian police force actually showed me this exact tape before. They found a copy in storage at the police station and him and all his buddies laughed their asses off watching it
Damn I wish I coulda seen that
Police-Instructor Jon’s dialect is lowkey the funniest bit 😂 so on point!!
All the roadmen be buying copies
Things go from bad to horrible real quick.
sounds like my life during finals
Description of this entire channel
Right away I knew I was in deep shit
To fucking horrendous real fucking quick 1st of all you're walking around the street then out of nowhere you get kidnapped then they pull a m16 on ya.
Realquick
It's a little funny knowing that someone in JonTron's editing team now has "angry asian baby" and "knife png" in their search history.
Oh my God, is Jontron on hiatus again? I swear this man is like Hunter x Hunter
production value is amazing
I'm laughing at this too much this is so funny you're a comedy genius!!!!! Also I think those 2 pictures are in the files of the potential threat.
I think for THOSE kinds of searches you would be using private browser
@@user-hh3wr8wh9x trust me being a long time jontron fan it dosnt surprise me anymore it's probably going to be about a year till he returns
10:29 always cracks me up
That part where Jon writes a parking ticket was the best
*S* hoot
*M* iss
*E* at a popsicle
*N* ap in the snow
*S* tart over
So I fired again, I missed, I fired again, I missed, I passed out in the snow, I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth, I then reloaded my gun, then I fired again, I missed
Not how I spelled semen
(Also yes I know this is a joke with the anagram)
@@springtrap1156 Did you try aiming before you shot?
@@phoenixgenious Original what? Is there a reference I'm missing here? I was just making a joke.
@@springtrap1156 Long story short, missed!
The "Knife Culture" set was so elaborate it wasn't worth the some 8 second joke.
Jon is very dedicated
@@monolith253 KONO DIO DA
Nah they just decided to film how they normally eat dinner every day. No biggie.
Thats always kinda part of the joke to me though the amount of effort he puts into these 10-15 second throwaway bits
This is JonTron you're talking about, there's at least one of those in each episode
Being a cook, I was irrationally infuriated during the knife culture skit that absolutely everything was overcooked.
"no man, no money, no shit" that is true in so many levels.
I like how Jon credited himself as “dead meme” at the end
b r i t i s h
m i k e
m i k e
n o t m i k e
or the crazy looking guy as a potential threat
ｉｎｄｕｓｔｒｉａｌ ｌｉｇｈｔ ａｎｄ ｍａｇｉｃ
Hey, you watched the fucking video too?
Crazy how I saw that too 😂🤪
JonTron: "Ah! I got stabbed by a sword, but hey, that guy got stabbed by two swords! Man, my life's not so bad."
"A matter of perspective"
*The Art Of War*
An old fan, I see
Jon's gun effects look really good.
thats an 870 salient arms "shotgun". its not a real shotgun. it cant fire real shotgun shells, it's used for effects and training purposes.
9:38
The “Hail Satan” bit makes me lose it every time, I swear.
“THAT KNIFE IS FULLY LOADED”
SHIT MY KNIFE JAMMED
All I imagined is a knife with a gun mag taped on
@@XRobotWarriorX have you seen the pics of the ghetto kids trying to look gangsta with guns by adding unnecessary attachments to em? One guy did it by taping what looked like a 24 or 33 round glock mag taped to a snub-nose smith and wesson revolver
MY KNIFES OUT OF AMMO, COVER ME
@@Ben-yd7hb IM DRY, COVER ME
“LADY TURN AROUND!!!!!”
“Hail Satan!”
“TURN AROUND!!!!!”
*turns around with a knife, on knees, 50 feet away*
*launches a nuke at the lady’s exact position*
Gatling gun, assault rifle with drum mags, grenade launcher, home made pipe bomb, acid jars, etc.... But nuke ...a bit excessive
@shameless furry Weird? Not really. Weard? Absolutely.
@@frostwickedpaw2218 Okay, then a mini-nuke.
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!!!
SMENS
6:43-6:53, The chronicle.of a Type Moon fan.
Dont get me wrong, this content Jon got nowadays is awesome. But this one is my favorite.
"The best Police Training film ever made!"
*4 stars on the box*
Maybe Ebert reviewed it /s
4 outta 4!
they hadn't invented the 4th star yet
Edit: 5th star, I'm dumb
hmm....
there's a joke to be made here somewhere
No wonder it wasn't wanted so much. They didn't play the old school GTAs for the 6-star Wanted cheat.
Little Child: “Santa, I knew your were real!”
Santa: “Shhhh, no witnesses.”
*Bang*
That's Brandon Bowen
Nice
Nice TomSka reference
*Santa to his little elf workers in the lift before he leaves to go on his sley* "Remember, no production" *cocks rifle*
Then wood chipper
Tomska ftw
With the new definition of edging the little edge’d graphic has a whole new meaning
This video will always be my favorite JonTron video, the quality of the jokes is on a different level than all the others.
“What constitutes as knife culture?” Living in London
Good way to fix that is a gun.
Oh.
TAW Gaming I think you mean Chicago
@@Ameri86520 nah that's gun culture
dbelow _ it’s both
TAW Gaming
More specifically, Hackney
Each time I hold a knife, I am thinking of my ancestors way back in Neolitic.
seeni gzty uh
"My ancestors are smiling at me copper, can you say the same?"
@David L One Imperial's terrorist is another Nord's Stormcloak
seeni gzty
Loser
**holds knife** HMM, HOPE MY WIFE HASNT BEEN EATEN BY A DINOSAUR YET
Ah, perfect, the best christmas video to both fire up the holiday spirit and survive santa
"Sir, are you telling me we are watching a video on how to edge weapons? In our official training protocol?"
9:10
The dude didn't get away because of three reasons
A) Stabbed from the front
B) Forgot to recharge his Cloak Watch
C) First match as Spy
lol he wanted only intel
I think both of them are new spies, look at how that cop holds his revolver and how the other one is just wildly swinging
@@navd8279 first match as spy, so hes probably full stock and has no idea what he's doing
Neither of them was even disguised!
the dude got facestabbed for real.
I guess knifes are no longer cutting edge technology.
Be safe this Christmas hoped you studied this video well!
November of 2021: Hello my brothers and sisters I have returned, I hope you guys have a safe Christmas this year!
I hate this
Ayyyyyy
comedy gold
*laugh track intensifies*
Nice pun
Evaluate part of smens is my favorite Jon tron segment of all time that face he makes is just perfect, and the casual “yeah I shot him” kills me evrrytine
*Detroit Urban Survival wants to know your location*
"Man's got an unquenchable thirst for thrustin'"
-Jon, 2019
Non-sexual thrusting
Thrustin' for a bustin'