Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka - JonTron

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

Комментарии • 35 тыс.

  • @pand47_
    @pand47_ 5 лет назад +6302

    "This is an accurate glass rendering of a human skull."
    Immediately after Dan says this my video buffers, which left me utterly defenseless against his glare.

  • @sam_v_murray6037
    @sam_v_murray6037 4 года назад +4902

    dan aykroyd wasn’t acting in ghostbusters. that was just him being him, everyone had to work round him

    • @scottishboy112
      @scottishboy112 4 года назад +250

      “Oh dang it, Dan thinks he’s busting ghosts again. Right fellas go along with it while we get these cameras rolling.”

    • @joshtatko4806
      @joshtatko4806 3 года назад +205

      Ghostbusters was originally about underappreciated custodians, but Dan kept pretending that his vacuum was a proton pack, so they went with that instead.

    • @coolnuggit1998
      @coolnuggit1998 3 года назад +94

      @@joshtatko4806 and the original name was room dusters

    • @tommykarrick9130
      @tommykarrick9130 3 года назад +70

      It was actually supposed to be a serious investigation docudrama but Dan just wandered onto the set and started yelling about ghosts so they had to restructure the whole movie around him

    • @valo2229
      @valo2229 3 года назад +40

      @@tommykarrick9130 something about a serial killer that worked as a janitor with severe delusions about ghosts and poltergeists, but Dan was so compelling in his ghost slaying delusions they just had to change the script.

  • @ankhi3585
    @ankhi3585 5 лет назад +3966

    All he had to say was: "This is vodka and it comes in a cool bottle. Drink the vodka and keep the bottle for LARPing or Halloween. I'm Dan Aykroyd."

    • @woah3592
      @woah3592 5 лет назад +283

      Forreal, he probably would have sold way more.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 лет назад +8

      Paco LeTaco lolol

    • @blinkmuch
      @blinkmuch 5 лет назад +71

      If he said that i would have buyed it.

    • @dreadpiraterobertsii4420
      @dreadpiraterobertsii4420 5 лет назад +34

      “Drink the vodka” slowly though guys

    • @dushk0
      @dushk0 5 лет назад +6

      bongs

  • @stevefilms1997
    @stevefilms1997 2 года назад +2564

    Visualising Dan Akroyd wandering around the ghostbusters set thinking it’s all real and constantly offering everyone vodka brings me joy

    • @TheDragonfanger
      @TheDragonfanger Год назад +98

      "Listen my friend there is a ghost trying to kill us bro. Take this vodka its alone to go dangerous"

    • @marcuswalters8093
      @marcuswalters8093 Год назад +53

      He DOES think Ghostbusters was real in a way. A lot of the jargon was based on contemporary supernatural writing, which Aykroyd was an expert on.

    • @cyborgninja5489
      @cyborgninja5489 Год назад

      Are you ready to get reamed up the butthole by your precious aliens?

    • @TMF979Resurge
      @TMF979Resurge Год назад +14

      ​@@marcuswalters8093I mean, he helped write it and everything

    • @guyferrari8124
      @guyferrari8124 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@TMF979Resurge Hell dan’s father is a ghost author and his father is a medium

  • @supesmin446
    @supesmin446 4 года назад +4053

    Aparently Dan made a sequel to Crystal Head Vodka called “Crystal Head Aurora” and this time it’s FIVE times distilled, filtered 7 times. Truly this man cannot be stopped

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 года назад +459

      The year is 2033. The world's first constantly self-distilling vodka hits the market, sending society in a tailspin. Riots break out in the streets and people are killed. Dan Aykroyd cannot be stopped.

    • @davidrowland902
      @davidrowland902 4 года назад +280

      @@tomemeornottomeme1864
      The year is 2034.
      Dan Akroyd's Ancient Skull Vodka is so pure, it has melted both the glasses and the distillery itself. The vodka has gained life, reproducing itself.
      Anyone who touches the vodka is blasted into oblivion. The vodka is God's true form, and They are Cruel.

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 4 года назад +114

      @@davidrowland902 May the Vodka Gods have mercy on our souls in these darkening times.

    • @TheBrotherGrim
      @TheBrotherGrim 4 года назад +117

      The year is 2136, the mighty God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul has conquered nation after nation. His mighty army of death cultists march in his wake, wielding only the sacrament of the self distilling miracle vodka. Those who refuse to partake of its majesty are sacrificed to appease the God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul, their skulls fashioned in to new vessels for the blessed spirit.

    • @chrisphil510
      @chrisphil510 4 года назад +35

      100% BUTTFUCK INSANE

  • @erased2673
    @erased2673 4 года назад +5777

    “Vodka is the path to enlightenment” Well damn my mom should be enlightened by now

    • @mehlessmidori602
      @mehlessmidori602 4 года назад +221

      So enlightened, she's probably in the most comfortable state of relaxation on the couch and speaking a language us unenlightened plebs call "slurred speech".

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 4 года назад +165

      And all of Russia are living Buddhas.

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann 4 года назад +67

      I guess that explains what happened to my dad. With that much vodka it wouldn't be unreasonable if he ascended to a higher plane of existence.

    • @thembeaux2133
      @thembeaux2133 4 года назад +48

      next they'll tell me my dad was raptured while buying cigarettes

    • @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615
      @thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615 4 года назад +6

      erased herkimer diamonds aren’t real diamonds they are clear quartz

  • @Makima-l6d
    @Makima-l6d 3 года назад +6529

    I just love how Dan goes from ''Hi, my name is Dan Aykroyd'' to ''My vodka has connections to ghosts and aliens'' within the first 20 seconds.

    • @Joseph_Drew_III
      @Joseph_Drew_III 3 года назад +99

      Ghosts AND aliens. Two very different things.

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash 3 года назад +62

      That's Dan Aykroyd in a nutshell.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 года назад +5

      And crazy people like you... 😅😂🤣🙃

    • @connoroverall580
      @connoroverall580 3 года назад +28

      The Aliens clearly lost control of their "Vehicle" at Roswell in 1947 , because of this intergalactic intoxicating substance.

    • @jessl.914
      @jessl.914 2 года назад +8

      I mean if any celebrity is going to go from introduction to ghosts and aliens it would be Dan Aykroyd

  • @DocFlatfoot
    @DocFlatfoot 2 года назад +1177

    My favorite bit is that the skull talked to the lady, presumably psychically, but couldn’t do that through a closet door.

    • @aidengeneralaide
      @aidengeneralaide 2 года назад +109

      Didn't you know? A closet door is a natural ghost repellent

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 2 года назад +59

      @@aidengeneralaide it’s like the aliens from Signs, doors bamboozle ghosts

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 Год назад +14

      Maybe it has to see her, or be seen by her, to be able to talk to her
      Or, maybe it can still talk to her from the closet, and she's just trying to ignore it
      Either one sounds like a great premise for a joke or comedic bit

    • @therealjibrano
      @therealjibrano Год назад +2

      catra best girl

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly Год назад +5

      @@deuceydee3506 Or maybe...hear me out...she's out of her damn mind!

  • @ombrenightcores
    @ombrenightcores 4 года назад +17338

    I honestly thought Dan was about to say “Ever since I was a child, I loved vodka,”

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 5 лет назад +6256

    Dan Aykroid is me bullshitting my way through an essay while trying to hit the word count.

  • @ClayChapman0
    @ClayChapman0 5 лет назад +6454

    Fun fact: Diamond filtering is just a fancy way of saying they used a carbon filter. You can buy bottom shelf vodka that is "filtered by diamonds"

    • @Vsor
      @Vsor 5 лет назад +417

      I don't think it is the same. I mean herkimer diamonds are just quarts. I think it is more like new age-y hippy crap. "Infused with the power of healing crystals" and what not.

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 5 лет назад +379

      Quite honestly Dan targeted the core consumers of hard alcohol quite brilliantly. Which is to say, batshit insane childless heathens who are into tarot cards

    • @greatpower6063
      @greatpower6063 5 лет назад +52

      Another fine-tuned judgment from the sane religious community: drinking wine is something only childless heathens do. Tarot cards are read by a person who claims they know the meanings in the constellations...the ten commandments were read by a person who said they came from a god that no one else saw.

    • @justiciar1964
      @justiciar1964 5 лет назад +34

      If it were in a plastic half-gallon jug like Kasser's or Bankers club...then for the love of god, remind me you at least bothered to filter it.
      He shoulda just stfu and skipped straight to the parts where he's Dan Aykroyd and this is a motherfuckin glass skull full of degreaser you can safely mix in orange juice.

    • @SpellboundWolf
      @SpellboundWolf 5 лет назад +9

      That's hilarious!

  • @BernStoogin
    @BernStoogin 3 года назад +2549

    "it's not double distilled, not triple distilled, it's quadruple distilled" *looks down at my $5 fifth of McCormick Vodka that is also quadruple distilled*

    • @KUNAIfever
      @KUNAIfever 3 года назад +196

      but is it filtered with diamonds tho

    • @gogokowai
      @gogokowai 3 года назад +292

      @@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 года назад +50

      @@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 2 года назад +54

      @@KUNAIfever which is completely useless

    • @kasvos9292
      @kasvos9292 2 года назад +122

      Guys, guys. The cool skull bottle.

  • @masonheitner8410
    @masonheitner8410 4 года назад +2373

    I’m a senior in high school and my English teacher was lecturing about satire and ethos pathos and logos in Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.”
    He was showing examples of satire and the methods of persuasion by showing us commercials, and I asked if he knew about Dan Aykroyd’s commercial, and I got him to play it. It started with Dan’s supernatural ramblings, and my teacher asked, “and this is a vodka commercial?”
    Yep.

    • @viddykhaos2896
      @viddykhaos2896 4 года назад +56

      Is that the writing by Swift where he mentions eating children? As satirical as it was, it certainly freaked me out 🤣 but anyways I think any sensible man would question whether this is even a commercial for alcohol...

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 4 года назад +65

      @@viddykhaos2896 Sorta, he advocated the impoverished irish selling their unwanted children to the english as food. It was satirizing the heartless attitude the english had towards the plight of the poor, starving irish population.

    • @viddykhaos2896
      @viddykhaos2896 4 года назад +14

      @@SeruraRenge11 Okay, yeah I remember now. God, that was a disturbing piece of literature.

    • @SeruraRenge11
      @SeruraRenge11 4 года назад +33

      @@viddykhaos2896 He was an Irish patriot, and was trying to bring to attention the suffering of his people in as blunt a way as possible.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 года назад +4

      Imagine having to be a senior in the year 2020, hope u have a nice graduation I’m AC or CP or whatever the fuck shit elsesjan

  • @questchuns1047
    @questchuns1047 4 года назад +2146

    2:20 "The crystal head bottle was designed with a pure spirit in mind." a pure spirit in mind.. a pure spirit(vodka) in mind(the skull)

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 4 года назад +107

      Clever

    • @theauiditor9720
      @theauiditor9720 4 года назад +171

      Dan you sneaky bastards

    • @argnator
      @argnator 4 года назад +125

      And they say he's retired from comedy

    • @LokiTheClever
      @LokiTheClever 3 года назад +16

      @@theauiditor9720 Its nothing special although I got 3/5 of the skulls (Aurora, black and clear) I filled them with this polish 76% vodka after I finished them

    • @theauiditor9720
      @theauiditor9720 3 года назад +7

      D I'm just saying it's clever

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад +6855

    “Somewhere between antiseptic and poison”
    Technically, it’s both.

    • @sandakureva
      @sandakureva 4 года назад +202

      In a pinch, you CAN use vodka to sanitize a cut. The catch is that it MUST be at least 100 proof, which most vodkas are not.

    • @skeltonslay8er781
      @skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад +73

      sandakureva so don’t buy shit vodka bro

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 года назад +51

      @@sandakureva 50 percent alcohol? Can that really sanitize cuts? I mean, most of my rubbing alcohols are 70% at least.

    • @humanitysucks4025
      @humanitysucks4025 4 года назад +181

      @@WingMaster562 there is such a thing as "good enough for emergencies" when it comes to antiseptic.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 года назад +105

      @@humanitysucks4025 Of course if that's the case. Anything > nothing

  • @lucky07126
    @lucky07126 2 года назад +641

    "Don't you bring the Navaho into this!!" is one of my favorite lines of all time.

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 Год назад +34

      *Navajo

    • @Bluejay-ft3ki
      @Bluejay-ft3ki Год назад +16

      Do you still spell Navajo as "Navaho", I gotta know

    • @Imaslutforpuns
      @Imaslutforpuns Год назад +12

      Please answer the question I need to know

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 11 месяцев назад +9

      Please. We need to know whether or not you know about the j. Come back to us lucky.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Bluejay-ft3ki because that's how it's pronounced

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 5 лет назад +6470

    “No one can explain it, but they can taste a difference.”
    It’s called the Placebo Effect

    • @soupnoodlesam
      @soupnoodlesam 5 лет назад +317

      Verde the Star Warrior it’s called dan Akroyd had a gun pointed at them

    • @carl6780
      @carl6780 4 года назад +98

      @T.P.A The Peoples Army "high energy crystals"
      >not snake oil

    • @carl6780
      @carl6780 4 года назад +39

      @T.P.A The Peoples Army What I said has nothing to do with Jon. What I said is that the idea of "high energy" rocks is BS.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +9

      @T.P.A The Peoples Army and you are?

    • @carl6780
      @carl6780 4 года назад +41

      T.P.A The Peoples Army “the supernatural and how to party” We did it boys. We found the target audience for this drink.

  • @juanrocollazo
    @juanrocollazo 3 года назад +1620

    In 60 seconds, Dan casually discussed manifestation of will, apparitions, alien sightings and astral projection like he was just discussing the weather.

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 2 года назад +67

      Well on Tuesday we are going to experience some alien rainfall, with some ghost ectoplasm. However tonight we will be having some glass vodka snow.

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy Год назад +10

      And that's why he's awesome on Rogan lol

    • @ahanson3208
      @ahanson3208 Год назад +2

      I really thought the twilight theme was gonna play at the end 😂

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 года назад +2073

    As a guy who knows a single Navajo story, I can in fact confirm that Navajo stories make more sense than whatever Dan Ackroyd is saying.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 года назад +130

      As a guy who indeed grew up w Navajo culture, Dan ackeroids is a looney butt fuck of a man, but he’s cool I guess.

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 года назад +83

      I think Dan Ackeryroid's ramblings are 100% buttfuck insane, and I didn't grow up with the Navajo.
      If that means anything. Probably not.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 года назад +10

      I’m confused

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 4 года назад +76

      As someone who isn't Navajo but am Native American and know quite a few Navajo stories...I can say even though they can be quite weird, they definitely do not touch any where near the levels of insanity that Ackyroid is at. I think we can all agree that, that man has went on "spirit walk" in his early years, and has never ever returned.

    • @NarakunoHana100
      @NarakunoHana100 4 года назад +17

      @Spastik no u

  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 2 года назад +781

    Those are Herkimer diamonds… they’re quartz crystals. They are chemically identical to the glass bottle you buy the vodka in.

    • @tehpurplepills
      @tehpurplepills Год назад +67

      Wow, so the crystal head isnt merely crystal, it's (Herkimer) diamond head vodka

    • @raydenmorris5220
      @raydenmorris5220 Год назад +34

      @@tehpurplepills *with no added glycol

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler Год назад +21

      Are you sure the bottles are made of quartz? Most commercial glass is not quartz, and quartz glassware for lab use (due to its transparency to UV) is quite expensive. Most glass contains silica (quartz) mixed with other ingredients to make it feasible to produce at scale.

    • @techi9818
      @techi9818 Год назад +15

      @@SkigBiggler Ah, I guess you’re right. I forgot that it’s only the kind of glass Pyrex used that’s chemically identical to quartz. Glass and quartz are both silica-based, but I forgot about the additives in other types of glass

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler Год назад +13

      @@techi9818 Pyrex is Borosilicate Glass, typically used in lab glassware and cooking stuff because it has a high tolerance for thermal cycling. Has boron trioxide as an additive.

  • @MilkCrate801
    @MilkCrate801 5 лет назад +394

    " as a mom I want whats best for my children, so I choose Dan aykroyds crystal vodka with no sweeteners and no added preservatives, just clean healthy vodka"

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 5 лет назад +3

      Dicking ton I would say this quote is clearly from a Russian mother, but, as Jon pointed out, there are no liquor stores that sell the stuff in Russia. (Although... she could probably have the stuff imported)

    • @MilkCrate801
      @MilkCrate801 5 лет назад +4

      @@billtenth5805 no no no its a joke, u know, generic american commercial about a child's snack.
      :{D

    • @thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972
      @thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 5 лет назад +1

      Better serve them flex tape too while you're at it

    • @MilkCrate801
      @MilkCrate801 5 лет назад +1

      @@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 I'll have to make sure that its not GMO, sugar free and has a positive to health,
      Because being a soccer mom really is hard work, especially when it comes to healthy bodies and strong minds.
      ;)

  • @brendancorey7831
    @brendancorey7831 3 года назад +5046

    "Why is it a skull, why is it accurate, why does it matter?"
    It looks fucking sick bro

    • @kyrax9462
      @kyrax9462 3 года назад +177

      And it also ups the price from $23 for a normal bottle to $45 just because of the bottle.

    • @shadowseek27
      @shadowseek27 3 года назад +112

      @@kyrax9462 worth

    • @vernstein3877
      @vernstein3877 3 года назад +75

      @@kyrax9462 Skull.

    • @genesis4322
      @genesis4322 3 года назад +103

      I would pour out the vodka and use it just to drink water like a badass.

    • @brendancorey7831
      @brendancorey7831 3 года назад +25

      @@genesis4322 I love skulls and wanna gift it to someone who'd get a laugh

  • @austinjones5624
    @austinjones5624 5 лет назад +969

    "Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is 1 0 0 P E R C E N T B UT T- F U C K I N S A N E."

  • @VaxistheWindow
    @VaxistheWindow 3 года назад +211

    I was worried at first when Jon got the insanely increased production quality because lots of creators can lean on that and the actual writing and comedy takes a hit but he's just consistently hysterical and uses the set so well

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 6 лет назад +419

    Hey Bob how you doing-
    *THIS IS AN ACURATE RENDERING OF A HUMAN SKULL*

    • @Reilly444
      @Reilly444 6 лет назад +4

      Fucking lost my shit

    • @yokugero2843
      @yokugero2843 6 лет назад +5

      *"ok Bob, now im going to politely ask you to leave"*

  • @creepojones591
    @creepojones591 6 лет назад +7147

    I love the fact that jontron is basically a high production show

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero 6 лет назад +480

      I like the new direction it's taking. It's going from just talking about Videogames and game-related stuff to "hey, check this crazy shit I found out!"

    • @theramendutchman
      @theramendutchman 5 лет назад +142

      @@Blackheartzero Well that was his attitude with his games to begin with so yeah

    • @ApolloSniperman
      @ApolloSniperman 5 лет назад +76

      Better than most Hollywood movies in my opinion

    • @mysticbrohan4410
      @mysticbrohan4410 5 лет назад +62

      Lol I read it and thought you said he made it and intended it to be for high people to watch. And I'm just like "yeah I do enjoy watching it while I'm high."
      *Reads again
      Oh.

    • @RockyPixel
      @RockyPixel 4 года назад +29

      Grimm Livingston
      In your defense, you were probably high.

  • @chris_melberger
    @chris_melberger 6 лет назад +6766

    i love the effort you've been putting into your sets. solid quality man

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 6 лет назад +58

      White diamond in a nutshell
      13:17

    • @jordanluck9942
      @jordanluck9942 6 лет назад +3

      I know right XD

    • @SeductiveSushi
      @SeductiveSushi 5 лет назад +5

      Keep the 666 likes because dan problably thinks you’re possessed by the vodka devil

    • @Warmaka
      @Warmaka 5 лет назад +8

      WHERE DID HE FIND AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND HOW DID HE TURN IT INTO A METHLAB. Or something, I didn't pay too much attention to the plot of the joke.

    • @darrelladams4232
      @darrelladams4232 4 года назад +14

      I mean look at the set of New York it must have cost a lot.

  • @hmminterestinginterestingi3023
    @hmminterestinginterestingi3023 2 года назад +498

    I just realized Jon completely forgot he could have called Rick Moranis. This could all have been avoided. Silly Jon

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial Год назад +14

      ​@@Callahan-zg6jnI'm sure the rookie from the video game and his Chicago ghostbusters could take a plane and get to New york.

    • @mikef.795
      @mikef.795 6 месяцев назад +7

      Jon tried shouting at his phone "Siri I need Moranis. Siri give me Moranis now." but it gave him entirely different sorts of results

    • @daftzilla
      @daftzilla 6 месяцев назад +2

      He also could have tried Sigourney Weaver

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa Месяц назад +1

      ​@@daftzilla But she wasn't a buster. Moranis wore the costume and the backpack so he kinda counts. Didn't he shoot the slime at the end thinking he saved the day?

  • @thebitgamer2425
    @thebitgamer2425 4 года назад +1480

    “Crystal Head vodka would like to geolocate you.”
    Dan Akroyd: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @DromolZ
      @DromolZ 4 года назад +9

      The Bit Gamer 2 I know this is old but only flash fans get that joke lol

    • @theMyouknow
      @theMyouknow 4 года назад +4

      Reminds me of the 7 days abs, with the next step being the 6 days abs whoaooo...amazing. Why not filter that vodka a thousand times, through shit diamonds gold platinum Bill Gates.

    • @elenessdark2810
      @elenessdark2810 4 года назад

      When iread this the scene comes

    • @nerfnewb7155
      @nerfnewb7155 4 года назад

      How are the Ghostbusters supposed to show up at your house?

    • @charliehancock2280
      @charliehancock2280 4 года назад

      *aykroyd

  • @CYGNIUS
    @CYGNIUS 6 лет назад +1642

    Dan Aykroyd: "It has no glycol."
    Larry King: *"Why in the hell did I invite this man on my show?"*

  • @warhawk9566
    @warhawk9566 4 года назад +1538

    "Dan came up with the idea to filter the vodka through diamonds"
    *Uses Herkimer, a known fake diamond*
    ...I... what joke do I make about that that it doesn't make itself?

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 4 года назад +75

      Some jokes just make themselves

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget 4 года назад +49

      he's a comedic genius, that don aykroyd. a disturbed, unstable, genius.

    • @EddieSMiles1
      @EddieSMiles1 4 года назад +12

      It may not be a diamond, but it is very rare. It's found in only 2 or 3 places, which technically makes it better than a diamond.

    • @sabbathb6548
      @sabbathb6548 3 года назад +1

      I guess dust off a relic of a joke with the phony guy from Family Guy.

    • @donovanblackwelder4301
      @donovanblackwelder4301 3 года назад +3

      "There comes a time when something is such comedic gold that even a comedian can't make use of it. It's rare, but this is one of those times."

  • @torgcob3173
    @torgcob3173 3 года назад +227

    Everytime dan mentions the glycol I cant help but think about the "asbestos free cereal" joke

  • @tb.7788
    @tb.7788 3 года назад +3067

    i like how he went from glycol is a cousin to antifreeze to straight up “other people put antifreeze in their vodka”

    • @Abawhani
      @Abawhani 3 года назад +330

      It’s funny as well because he’s basically just saying that they’re both organic compounds so he might as well say that people put TNT and Meth in Vodka

    • @Dan-sb2fb
      @Dan-sb2fb 3 года назад +153

      you can also use alcohol itself as antifreeze lol

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 года назад +25

      @@Dan-sb2fb meths good too

    • @РусланЯкунин-х7м
      @РусланЯкунин-х7м 2 года назад +29

      Man, you won't believe me if I told ya what you can drink instead of alcohol if there isn't any. And antifreeze is just one thing.

    • @nobodynoone2500
      @nobodynoone2500 2 года назад +26

      They do tho. Most cheap liquors have all kinds of crap added.

  • @nickhrones1101
    @nickhrones1101 4 года назад +950

    I'm no scientist or geologist, but pretty sure diamonds don't filter anything, they're just shiny rocks. You poured vodka over shiny rocks and then sold it to people, Dan you be crazy.

    • @madmehr
      @madmehr 4 года назад +110

      I only drink stuff that touch diamonds

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta 4 года назад +183

      its not even real diamonds. Its quartz crystal. So they basically just poured it over some rocks

    • @kdawg0023
      @kdawg0023 4 года назад +86

      @@Nantosuelta *googles it*
      I mean, you're right. But, they are exceptionally rare rocks. No joke. They're only found in three or four places in the world.

    • @megajeremy5616
      @megajeremy5616 4 года назад +80

      I mean.... coal filtering is a thing... and so is sand filtering. . Wouldn't be surprised if filtering through diamonds (albeit fake diamonds) had some filtering effect

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 4 года назад +43

      ah yes let me filter potato alcohol through dental drill heads

  • @justanotherredheadattheend955
    @justanotherredheadattheend955 3 года назад +558

    I'm about 90% sure Dan DID mean filtered through actual diamonds, but his sane business partner homebrewed a way they could *technically* do what he wanted that was also like...actually doable.

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 2 года назад +70

      With how into the paranormal Dan is, I'd also not be surprised if his idea for diamond filtering was to remove paranormal impurities. He HAS to know filtering it through diamonds doesnt do anything chemicaly.

    • @tylerk3616
      @tylerk3616 Год назад +45

      Removes 99.9% of unwanted, pesky ectoplasm

    • @SM-lg4tw
      @SM-lg4tw 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Timeward76 the official website for the product on the FAQ page basically says "why filter through diamonds? we don't know, but people in blind taste tests said it tasted better when filtered through diamonds"

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 2 года назад +545

    I kinda wish we'd seen Jon actually try the vodka.

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow 2 года назад +76

      He did. The reason why we didn't see it is because, like the rest of us, Jon enjoys getting drunk in peaceful privacy. That being said, I would kill to see Jon drunk.

    • @TRSRM
      @TRSRM Год назад +80

      19:05 well he did say it was „actually pretty good“

    • @topazlynx2228
      @topazlynx2228 Год назад

      Actually, I kinda wished he tried it too...

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 11 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@TRSRMWell, we know it can make you drunk, because that's all a "good" vodka does. You drink it, it tastes as close to water as possible, and you are drunk.

  • @mmmmm9678
    @mmmmm9678 6 лет назад +534

    Dan Aykroyd: *watches kingdom of the crystal skull*
    Also Dan Aykroyd: "I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk"

    • @Locke3OOO
      @Locke3OOO 6 лет назад +9

      Jon Tron: **watches plinkett review**

    • @theangryaustralian7624
      @theangryaustralian7624 6 лет назад

      same comment slightly differed from last Jontron video...oh ur so fucking funny and original

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Год назад +1

      @@Locke3OOO or RLM in general, this Crystal Skull stuff was in the Ghostbusters 2016 Half in the Bag and you have the later Surviving Edged Weapons featured on BOTW which Jon did a video on....not a bad thing though, creators can "double dip" if the content is different enough, which in Jon's case it is

  • @coolman229
    @coolman229 6 лет назад +479

    I was honestly not prepared for the amount of lore behind this vodka

    • @FlootBighill
      @FlootBighill 6 лет назад +2

      Same. I was completely speechless.

    • @joshuacr
      @joshuacr 5 лет назад +2

      I was shocked at all of that said and he wasn't drunk at all. I was stunned that he could improve his level of batshit crazy.

  • @stronk3833
    @stronk3833 6 лет назад +523

    the production value is higher than youtube red shows

    • @benjaminbustamante7924
      @benjaminbustamante7924 6 лет назад +9

      Y e s

    • @howdoibeatthis304
      @howdoibeatthis304 6 лет назад +10

      Thats because they arent looking to make high quality content

    • @sirswagabadha4896
      @sirswagabadha4896 6 лет назад +3

      I saw the intro and realized "hey, this is better than half the cartoons I watched as a kid". Glad to see youtubers are a genuine form of entertainment at this point and not just a side gig

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Месяц назад

      Man, remember when RUclips red used to be a thing before it ate shit and died?

    • @markymarc1
      @markymarc1 29 дней назад

      What's RUclips red ?

  • @TwinkleNZ
    @TwinkleNZ 3 года назад +461

    The fact that Jon did the math to prove Dan's literally worth more than diamonds speaks volumes

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 6 лет назад +466

    A third Jontron video in 1 month? Truly, we have been blessed.

    • @Starius2
      @Starius2 6 лет назад +2

      You see the outline of his penis in this vid too!

    • @dingusmingus1736
      @dingusmingus1736 6 лет назад +2

      lets just leave him to think about what he said

  • @imanidiot8347
    @imanidiot8347 4 года назад +2426

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Newfoundland has a town called “Dildo” and another one near it called “Spread Eagle”

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +254

      The eagle spreads for the didlo

    • @MAYBEMAYNOTBE2
      @MAYBEMAYNOTBE2 4 года назад +32

      What

    • @marioplumber3378
      @marioplumber3378 4 года назад +106

      @@masterzoroark6664 this is some furry stuff right here.

    • @abbie_joan
      @abbie_joan 4 года назад +44

      honestly someone there has a sense of humor

    • @lzombiechaserl812
      @lzombiechaserl812 4 года назад +57

      This is why Canada is the best where’s America’s dildo town?

  • @easye4329
    @easye4329 5 лет назад +3148

    So I need to formally thank you for this video Mr Tron.
    When I first watched it a few months ago when it first was uploaded I watched it and laughed my ass off at least 20 times.
    But around the 21st view I decided to do a bit of. Research to The claim of glycol in vodka being added for certain reasons.
    And I found out it’s an additive and preservative that’s useful in preserving ethanol products (alcohol)
    Jump forward to this week, I’m working on a final project for my separations class which centers around ethanol distillation. My group has no idea how to get around this issue of concentrating the ethanol beyond 95%. And a crystal skull shaped lightbulb goes off in my head. Glycol actually turns out to be a perfect solvent for our situation.
    So thank you for indirectly helping me pass my final project.
    I have also indirectly thanked mr aykroyd by buying a bottle of his overpriced skull juice

    • @easye4329
      @easye4329 5 лет назад +158

      jadresa94
      We need Jon in our lives. And Glycol out of our vodka.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 5 лет назад +133

      This is truly beautiful. Also, thank you for providing me with what may be my new favorite phrase, "overpriced skull juice."

    • @easye4329
      @easye4329 5 лет назад +50

      Cletus Motou
      I mean no one tells you this in school but vodka is fermented potato juice, kinda like wine is to grape juice.
      And it’s like 50$ plus tax where I live which in a college town is about $37.50 more than most people are willing to pay for a fifth of vodka 😅

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 5 лет назад +8

      @@easye4329 Thank you for the insight. I don't ever plan on touching alcohol for personal reasons, but if I need a quick buck, I now know proper college vodka etiquette.
      (Add that to the ever-increasing list of sentences I'm probably the first person to ever say.)

    • @855SuperMario
      @855SuperMario 5 лет назад +8

      Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

  • @hurricanejaney
    @hurricanejaney 2 года назад +137

    i saw this at Total Wine the last time i was there, and decided to pick it up purely because of this video. i must admit it’s some of the smoothest vodka i’ve ever tasted, and the bottle makes an awesome planter. just fill it with water and put a few pothos trimmings in it.
    tl;dr: bought it for the meme and was pleasantly surprised

  • @maiqtheliar1823
    @maiqtheliar1823 3 года назад +2880

    Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 года назад +138

      *VODKABOARDS*

    • @patrickhenry8637
      @patrickhenry8637 2 года назад +15

      Indeed.

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 года назад

      @@ootfan7882 VADKA, throw yuh in the riva

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 2 года назад +20

      In that scene that's straight ripped off from Plinkett Reviews?

    • @MHurley21
      @MHurley21 2 года назад +50

      @@MforMovesets Seems closer to an homage than a ripoff, unless Harry Plinket also filtered vodka through a cardboard standee of Dan Aykroyd

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 4 года назад +5229

    A year after learning that Danny DeVito has a liquor product and I still have no clue why it wasn’t called Danny DeVodka

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 4 года назад +350

      Because its a limoncello.

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 года назад +326

      @@bmo14lax Danny Delimon

    • @menphris
      @menphris 4 года назад +58

      Because it has no vodka in it

    • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
      @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 4 года назад +416

      Should have made wine and called it Danny DeVino

    • @guilhermesfk
      @guilhermesfk 4 года назад +82

      @@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Absolute fucking legend

  • @rhombus636
    @rhombus636 6 лет назад +1346

    *Gets GhostBusters 2016 Flashbacks*
    *oN sEcOnD ThOuGhT... DAN WiLŁ Do*

    • @aliwahab1255
      @aliwahab1255 6 лет назад +27

      I love that they did that

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 6 лет назад +9

      *T H E P O W E R O F P A I N C O M P E L S Y O U*

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 3 года назад +396

    I actually went and bought one of the single shot bottles of this! I was completely shocked at how good it tasted. I usually don't like vodka because it's just like isopropyl water, but I took this one straight and it was completely not-terrible.
    He may be one crazy SOB but he picked a good vodka to out his name on

    • @chagorith
      @chagorith 3 года назад +47

      weird, I usually drink vodka because it tastes like antiseptic

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 3 года назад +73

      I mean, it _is_ good, which is why it's still around, but that doesn't make this less insane.

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 года назад +8

      im just wonder what part of split personality disorder, amnesia, and dependency are good

    • @gokuxsephiroth4505
      @gokuxsephiroth4505 2 года назад +29

      Honestly? you gotta respect the man. Made his name with Ghostbusters, then made a creepy themed vodka and it's a damn good product in a cool looking bottle. Respect

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 года назад

      @@gokuxsephiroth4505
      a. was the last member they cast
      b. the story of the skulls was debunked and the people charged with fraud.
      c. vodka, but alcohol in general is the easy way to control masses, destroy your brain, prolong a families multi generational pathology, spend a life compensating for something that only exists in your head, get stabbed in your sleep, or eat out of a garbage can. oh and give up trying to live.
      d. if you give me half of what you got to say the last part ill take ths down.
      e. respect is what you lost for yourself the day you bought that bottle. dont go writing about how great that bs just to be able look at yourself. bet you do this all the time wwith a bunch of thing by now. your respect means nothing if you dont respect yourself.

  • @mguy9676
    @mguy9676 4 года назад +5578

    You know, no matter how odd Dan is, you gotta give him credit: At least he ain't scamming people with snake-oil like a certain someone we know.

    • @mguy9676
      @mguy9676 4 года назад +558

      @Guiep it's like most other things: Air Jordans for example are just cheaply made sneakers. The price comes from the name. Those bottles are also pretty collectible.

    • @differentbutsimilar7893
      @differentbutsimilar7893 4 года назад +464

      I would totally buy one just for the bottle. I don't care if it's shit vodka inside. Grab some friends and some coke and spend the night ribbing on Dan Aykroyd.
      Would make a good conversation piece later, too. Some asks what's up with the skull bottle, and you can tell them all about the weird shit Dan's on.
      So yeah... kinda worth the $50 imo.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 года назад +341

      @Guiep It's not a scam, because you get exactly what it says on the box: One 750ml glass skull with 750ml of vodka inside. He doesn't even pretend like it's magical, despite the fact that Dan believes in the real crystal skulls. It's literally just a flashy bottle inspired by the legend. The vodka is pretty decent honestly

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 года назад +124

      @@differentbutsimilar7893 The vodka is high quality in my opinion. It's also literally award winning. Not that i would buy it all the time ($50 is steep), but it's you are getting some value for your money

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 года назад +77

      @@differentbutsimilar7893 its good vodka, and when done the bottle is fun to carry around my drinks for fun lol

  • @makeandeatgummyleeches5975
    @makeandeatgummyleeches5975 4 года назад +1515

    Jokes on him, I filter my vodka through my kidney stones.

    • @lowpolyrender612
      @lowpolyrender612 4 года назад +9

      MAKEANDEATGUMMYLEECHES!! *Dies* How did you die was it the gummy leeches

    • @ungusfungus.
      @ungusfungus. 4 года назад

      @@lowpolyrender612 ď44444444444 33of

    • @Hydrophobiqe
      @Hydrophobiqe 4 года назад +1

      Oh-

    • @TheNapol
      @TheNapol 4 года назад +4

      Jokes on you, I filter my vodka through my tumours

    • @c-wheezy0529
      @c-wheezy0529 4 года назад +2

      Well well well we meet again fellow picture user

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 6 лет назад +1363

    It is a cool bottle though.
    Totally not biased.

    • @dorudanieldumitrescu3004
      @dorudanieldumitrescu3004 5 лет назад +10

      I see, I have prostate cancer!

    • @Lucidopherus
      @Lucidopherus 5 лет назад +10

      YOUVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
      BY
      THE BAMBOOZLER

    • @---rm2gw
      @---rm2gw 5 лет назад +1

      look into shiver vodka. you might learn some things about Dan Aykroyd. Quite the rabbit hole.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 5 лет назад

      same

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад

      Spook Skellington
      You look ready for swim suit season.
      What’s your workout routine?

  • @jameslevy4924
    @jameslevy4924 3 года назад +82

    I was in the theatre and during the previews dan came on for a psa about covid safety, and beside him he had a bottle of his vodka. Barely in frame, no mention of it, it was just kinda there and it was hilarious

    • @El_Omar2203
      @El_Omar2203 3 года назад +5

      I need to watch that

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 2 года назад +9

      Dan knows what hes doing lmao

  • @ThePrinceXIV
    @ThePrinceXIV 6 лет назад +308

    Calls dan insane, proceeds to pour entire bottle of vodka over a cardboard cutout of Dan that is handcuffed to a furnace while distorted ghostbusters theme plays in the background.

    • @stefanalber3463
      @stefanalber3463 6 лет назад +8

      Weeell it`s possible that that was just water and he poured the vodka into a bowl with tampons and proceeded to stuff them into his asshole, dying of alcohol poisoning mere minutes after he uploading the video.
      idk tho

    • @Trazgazm
      @Trazgazm 6 лет назад +1

      Was probably water.

  • @Gleidur
    @Gleidur 6 лет назад +134

    I think this is it, guys. Jon has blessed us with three videos and a live stream within two months. After this, we won't see another video from him for at least 10 years.

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 6 лет назад +159

    Are we gonna get a sequel in a year with an actual appearance by Dan Aykroyd

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner 6 лет назад +12

      Well yeah once Dan noticed a fuckton of sales the day this went live.

  • @N1NJ4B345T
    @N1NJ4B345T 2 года назад +28

    I love how his pitch boils down to: "It's not flavoured vodka, it's vodka," as though that makes it worth buying.

  • @BromanderInChief
    @BromanderInChief 5 лет назад +2215

    7:42
    You bought that $2,000 gnome after drinking the vodka didn’t you Jon.

  • @hyperdimensionbliss
    @hyperdimensionbliss 5 лет назад +699

    Dan is only half right in saying "it has no glycol, which is antifreeze." Antifreeze is made using Ethylene Glycol, which is extremely toxic, but the glycol used in alcoholic drinks is Propylene Glycol. He's using the fact people don't know the difference as a selling point.

    • @chrisjt86
      @chrisjt86 5 лет назад +29

      People used to say you shouldn't drink Fireball cinnamon whisky because of the same misconception.

    • @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
      @thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 5 лет назад +39

      @@chrisjt86 Intellectuals know you shouldn't drink it because it makes your tongue feel like molten fucking lava

    • @krzysztofpiasek5682
      @krzysztofpiasek5682 5 лет назад +35

      Also... who the fuck cares for what else substances from this vodka are used for? Baking soda can be used to clean your pipes, acid from Pepsi removes rust, table salt can be used to make slippery winter surfaces be less slippery, hydrogen from water can be used to power cars. Ohhh, so scary. God. Are people in USA really believing any of this fear mongering?

    • @Godoflegos
      @Godoflegos 5 лет назад +32

      Reminds me of when people were saying "Omigod, margarine is one molecule away from plastic" ... Which is idiot for: "I don't know basic chemistry"

    • @chrisjt86
      @chrisjt86 5 лет назад +5

      @@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 That's a funny way of spelling "alcoholics." But yeah, you' re right.

  • @baconlabs
    @baconlabs 6 лет назад +569

    "Who the hell makes a 22-minute video about vodka?!"
    (JonTron)
    "oh dango must be good then"

    • @EthansPassions
      @EthansPassions 6 лет назад +1

      You can say that again

    • @guinealover6674
      @guinealover6674 5 лет назад +5

      He could watch paint dry and somehow still make it funny.

  • @Goongoobman
    @Goongoobman 3 года назад +199

    I watched the newest ghostbusters movie and I saw Dan aykroyd and I couldn’t help but think about how crazy he is, had me off my ass

    • @MacIntoshMann
      @MacIntoshMann 3 года назад +25

      i liked that stantz owned some sort of wacky antiques emporium and subscribed to the kid’s conspiracy podcast. that was all a very deliberate in-joke by the writers.

    • @Gokai_QM
      @Gokai_QM 2 года назад +13

      @@MacIntoshMann Well he did have the occult store in the old movies too if i recall correctly
      Ray's Occult or something

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 2 года назад +13

      @@Gokai_QM Ray's Occult Bookstore. He owns it in the comics too.

    • @moroseloki1912
      @moroseloki1912 2 года назад

      How does one Ass Off?

    • @antoniomerette8393
      @antoniomerette8393 Год назад +5

      I found it odd that Egon was the one deemed crazy about Gozar returning. I get it was to work with Harold Remis passing away

  • @timlamb6073
    @timlamb6073 3 года назад +2164

    The “Ghost of Late-Night Television” gag is so underrated.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +114

      And it ages perfectly

    • @chadtronic9654
      @chadtronic9654 3 года назад +51

      yeah talk show hosts are annoying.

    • @mattdekker5693
      @mattdekker5693 3 года назад +30

      what was kimmel saying lol some stupid shit about streamers?

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 года назад +18

      @@mattdekker5693 Yup.

    • @Godzillafan1980
      @Godzillafan1980 3 года назад +38

      Conan is gone I'm out

  • @EnlightenedNox
    @EnlightenedNox 3 года назад +2494

    Oh, man. Coming back to this and hearing "That's why Larry King survived for this long" made me sad. RIP Mr.King

    • @alexiscarmel4082
      @alexiscarmel4082 3 года назад +101

      WHY AM I ONLY FINDING THIS OUT FROM YOUR COMMENT WHAT THE FUCK

    • @D-Vinko
      @D-Vinko 3 года назад +115

      Jon jinxed it, just like the notre dame joke the same day hours before notre dame burned down

    • @klein2042
      @klein2042 3 года назад +85

      *That one didn’t age quite so well.*

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 3 года назад +31

      He shouldn't have gone for the second round of vodka

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 года назад +15

      Pour one out for him, Skeletor. 😢💀☠🍸

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 лет назад +5894

    Dan is legitimately a conspiracy theorist kind of guy, and he obviously takes huge pride in his Vodka... but as far as advertising it, I'm almost convinced Dan is playing a bit.. the man is an SNL legend for god's sake, I don't think anyone on the planet can say let alone come up with "cryalheadtripleherkimerdiamondfilterednewfoundlanddeepaquiferpurespiritvodka" and keep a straight face.
    The whole ad and television appearances reeks of Sasha Baron Cohen style fakery and troll antics. Dan just really likes Vodka and he's a hell of a salesman.

  • @themachotacoisback4333
    @themachotacoisback4333 3 года назад +73

    Dan may be crazy but he's the type of crazy you want to have a beer with.

  • @martinrichards8180
    @martinrichards8180 6 лет назад +762

    i would literally never buy a single other alcoholic beverage if i could buy a danny devito head vodka

  • @Nintato
    @Nintato 6 лет назад +470

    Clearly, this video isn't showing up because Dan Aykroyd is using his crystal powers to stop such misinformation and slander of the legendary and definitely real crystal skulls.

  • @konrad6688
    @konrad6688 5 лет назад +2914

    “What is this, two guys from Minecraft f*cking?”
    - Jontron, 2019

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube 3 года назад +40

    I love how everybody is talking about the glycol but nobody is think about how alcohol in general is anti-freeze? In fact glycole is just another form of ethanol, which is the conventional alcohol everybody knows. Glycole and ethanol have the same effects of making you drunk and the same health risks.

  • @ATG_reviews
    @ATG_reviews 6 лет назад +3376

    So Indiana Jones was a documentary?

    • @papapanara1774
      @papapanara1774 6 лет назад +20

      Alexander The Great uh yeah of course

    • @jakep1126
      @jakep1126 6 лет назад +35

      No, we’re the documentory

    • @doktorkritzisch
      @doktorkritzisch 6 лет назад +55

      Yeah. And the warehouse and giant ants and russian tanks with saws on the front? All 100% real actually happened.

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 6 лет назад +11

      Doktor Kritzisch can’t forget the killer tomatoes the hot tomato girl was the first super crown

    • @chrisgrib1381
      @chrisgrib1381 6 лет назад +2

      Mind=Blown

  • @BaconBotVbeta
    @BaconBotVbeta 6 лет назад +575

    I would buy a bottle of Danny DeVodka in a glass replica of his head.

    • @Shapes_Quality_Control
      @Shapes_Quality_Control 6 лет назад +6

      Actually Limoncello is a really good after diner liquor. You should totally try it. It’s delicious.

    • @Aromanidae
      @Aromanidae 6 лет назад +7

      It would look really nice next to my Danny DeVito cutout

    • @MrStupidfresh1
      @MrStupidfresh1 6 лет назад +1

      Hell yeah I’d buy that

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 6 лет назад +4

      I can hook that up for you.

  • @MissShembre
    @MissShembre 5 лет назад +2656

    All he had to do was just put it in a cool bottle and market to people who like vodka and crystal skulls, and then not talk.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 5 лет назад +87

      If you sell your bath water in a signed crystal skull with RGB and not talk, I will buy your entire stock.

    • @doorbellco
      @doorbellco 5 лет назад +57

      @@seb2750 Delete this, Nephew.

    • @cameronbartlett856
      @cameronbartlett856 5 лет назад +10

      This so true, I want this for the skull bottle XD

    • @stephenbutler9432
      @stephenbutler9432 5 лет назад +38

      I’m a vodka fan, so all you gotta tell me is that this was a premium vodka in a really cool vodka and I’d definitely try it. Telling me all the supernatural shit actively makes me wasn’t to stay the hell away from it.

    • @SuperSayinSolidSnek
      @SuperSayinSolidSnek 5 лет назад +4

      @JadeRoseofChaos watch him on Joe Rogan podcast, hes totally serious

  • @dwarfymcgee
    @dwarfymcgee 2 года назад +112

    "I wish you put glycol in this, cause I can feel my bones melting." Shit had me rolling!!! Pure gold! 😂😂😂😂

  • @turtlebackjack7109
    @turtlebackjack7109 6 лет назад +665

    Holy shit three uploads all within a year

  • @JonasKondratas
    @JonasKondratas 6 лет назад +2406

    Can't wait for soulja vodka

    • @jamzilla960
      @jamzilla960 6 лет назад +103

      its gonna be water with fluoride in it.

    • @factahhh
      @factahhh 6 лет назад +55

      Skullja vodka

    • @monadoboy9670
      @monadoboy9670 6 лет назад +22

      It's just the crystal skull again but with DNL in it

    • @Shoeless598
      @Shoeless598 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @melnewdemon4873
      @melnewdemon4873 6 лет назад +44

      It'll be tap water stolen from nintendo

  • @Marshemillow
    @Marshemillow 6 лет назад +6262

    RIP JonTron's old intro 2009 - 2018

    • @vrman4600
      @vrman4600 5 лет назад +263

      i mean i like it and i wanted back
      but he used it for 11 years that's a lot of time

    • @Flippy201951
      @Flippy201951 5 лет назад +228

      plus he doesn't really do games much either

    • @DonnaPinciot
      @DonnaPinciot 5 лет назад +87

      @@vrman4600
      11? Are we sure that's right? I could swear it's about two less than that.

    • @142doddy
      @142doddy 5 лет назад +62

      I was hoping the new one was just for the flex tape sequel

    • @reesefullwood3704
      @reesefullwood3704 5 лет назад +21

      Well it was on for that long, unfortunately he only used it twice

  • @Fauxkerykes
    @Fauxkerykes 2 года назад +46

    That skit where he went outside into the city always have me in stitches.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +735

    **Harold Ramis gets a call**
    _not now Jon I'm in Flex World_

  • @SoCloseToToast
    @SoCloseToToast 6 лет назад +7474

    The quality in these videos is just amazing, its a pleasure to have Jon back!

    • @SilverGunner
      @SilverGunner 6 лет назад +37

      Have Jon back?, nice joke buddy :P

    • @DylDoe_xD
      @DylDoe_xD 6 лет назад +9

      Miss the good ol days toast!! If we ever get a BO2 remake you have to get back on!

    • @greedmane
      @greedmane 6 лет назад +3

      The legend toast commenting on another legends vid fuck yea

    • @TheAngelArrow
      @TheAngelArrow 5 лет назад +6

      toast the beatbox legend who popularized beatboxing, sadly changed his content and lost his community because of it

    • @hans5987
      @hans5987 5 лет назад +3

      Well it does take a little while in between videos to make em, but right on brother!

  • @EPMTUNES
    @EPMTUNES 6 лет назад +432

    What a brave soul. He got within 4 feet of a pay phone.

    • @Jarx246
      @Jarx246 6 лет назад +1

      EPMTUNESツ yo do you have a discord lol

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 6 лет назад

      You shouldn't go giving out your discord on RUclips comments someone might message you some dumb shit

    • @therogueadmiral
      @therogueadmiral 6 лет назад

      @@SkillTheBard2312 is that not the point lol.

    • @SkillTheBard2312
      @SkillTheBard2312 6 лет назад

      @@therogueadmiral hmm yes yes it is

    • @EmApex
      @EmApex 6 лет назад

      You mean brave boy?

  • @Akiramarusama
    @Akiramarusama 3 года назад +24

    3:48 the way Jon looks at the camera like "are you watching this?" Makes me laugh every time 😂

  • @matthewfox7901
    @matthewfox7901 6 лет назад +327

    I wish that the longer the commercial went, Dan would just continue to grab more skulls and hold them in his arms and by the end he has like 15 skulls in his arms.

  • @mrstandman1693
    @mrstandman1693 5 лет назад +614

    Tv show host: So I herd you made a vod-
    Dan: it’s quadruple distilled from the purists vodka filtered through “diamonds”. *It’s glycerol free and it’s a cousin of glycol, glycol is in antifreeze, AND I REMOVED SUGAR.*

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 5 лет назад +27

      *NO CITRUS OILS*

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 5 лет назад

      THEMEMELORD 123 Hilarious

    • @carl7810
      @carl7810 5 лет назад +1

      also aliens!

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 5 лет назад

      It also saved you from unholy beigns that 100% legit exists

    • @deadlydeath3245
      @deadlydeath3245 5 лет назад

      *THIS IS MADE FROM HERBIKER DIAMONDS*

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 лет назад +481

    Holy crap 3 jontron videos less than a month apart what loony land have i entered?

  • @АртёмДубравин-ы6у
    @АртёмДубравин-ы6у 3 года назад +54

    I tried it. Very good if not the best for the price. And the bottle is remarkably detailed, by the way. It's like anatomically correct.

    • @brandoncox2828
      @brandoncox2828 2 года назад

      From a Russian user confirmed. Ayyyy hell yeah I was looking to see if anyone had tried it I'll have to pick up a bottle sometime

    • @АртёмДубравин-ы6у
      @АртёмДубравин-ы6у 2 года назад

      @@brandoncox2828 I'm Latvian tho. I doubt they have it in Russia nowadays :[

  • @ripleyjlawman.3162
    @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 лет назад +2198

    “They gave you the trending tab what more do you want?!” Jontron 2019.

    • @RowanOakley
      @RowanOakley 5 лет назад +42

      They've taken the trending tab, but now there coming for our recomended vids! run for your life!

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 5 лет назад +21

      @@RowanOakley I keep clicking Not Interested in both videos and channels, but they just keep coming.
      Every TV show and news channel has dozens of accounts.

    • @calska140
      @calska140 5 лет назад +2

      @@ChocorocK
      Yep, never look at the trending tab or it's over. I accidentally tapped it once or twice and my recommended videos was filled with bullshit. Just keep hitting "not interested" and they'll go away eventually.
      RUclips sucks.

    • @my_m4n
      @my_m4n 5 лет назад +1

      I mean that’s all a man can hope for.

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 5 лет назад +5

      @@calska140 Damn, they removed the option to select "Not Interested in this Channel" option.

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 6 лет назад +478

    Soulja boy just released his newest and hottest product! It's called the Soulja Skull! It's a vodka with a crystal skull bottle and it's only costs $299! It's on sale right now from its original price of $350!

    • @Nyah420
      @Nyah420 5 лет назад +7

      "My skulls are going nowhere" "Dan Aykroyd won't do shit lol"

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 5 лет назад +6

      I heard he's also going to make a rum as well. "Soulja Dark Rum". It has a cool, rocket shaped bottle.

    • @mattgarcia1830
      @mattgarcia1830 5 лет назад +1

      Hilarious!

    • @Alateriel91
      @Alateriel91 5 лет назад +1

      Ultimarx7 7 Found on Ali Express for $150*

    • @HugeDongusMan
      @HugeDongusMan 5 лет назад +1

      For you? Anything

  • @ElGordoBandito
    @ElGordoBandito 6 лет назад +259

    I ran into Dan Aykroyd at the airport once while I was in the military. Our conversation also ended up in a paranormal tailspin. It's like his whole life now. I consider Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II to be his biopics.

    • @datzradical
      @datzradical 6 лет назад +3

      That's pretty cool.

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 6 лет назад +5

      Bustin makes him feel good!

    • @Nekomoe92
      @Nekomoe92 6 лет назад +2

      @@toasty4000000 I ain't afraid of no bed.

    • @MrDevious88
      @MrDevious88 6 лет назад

      His Dad was heavy in the supernatural stuff so I'm not surprised. He even wrote a book about the paranormal.

  • @theblackcrown3671
    @theblackcrown3671 2 года назад +63

    I actually bought this vodka as a joke gift for my friend, we drank it and it is actually amazing 🤣, no fragrance, really smooth and a subtle vanilla aftertaste

    • @fearanarchy
      @fearanarchy Год назад +1

      I drank a different batch then. I hated it.
      If you are pro-fancy bottle Vodka, find Ocean

  • @jewmin7810
    @jewmin7810 4 года назад +839

    Dan akroyds ad sounds like my 5th grade essay about ghosts

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 4 года назад +19

      So.. were you assigned to write about Ghosts or was it a "Choose your own topic" type thing?

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 года назад +6

      What grade did you get?

    • @85set05
      @85set05 4 года назад +5

      Is it real and can we read it?

    • @jewmin7810
      @jewmin7810 4 года назад +8

      @@hewhobattles8869 as you would guess it was a choose your own

    • @littlewhizard723
      @littlewhizard723 4 года назад +5

      @@jewmin7810 can we read it

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 6 лет назад +379

    Can't wait till Jon releases his own Vodka, the Soulja Crystal Flex Skull.

  • @micahstuart2431
    @micahstuart2431 6 лет назад +197

    Three JonTron video uploads within the span of two months has single-handedly convinced me that God does exist.

    • @Ac2_
      @Ac2_ 6 лет назад +10

      Micah Stuart god does exist:
      Erin 12:2
      “The day will come when Jon releases videos consistently and that day will be superior to the second coming”

  • @vertibirdfpv
    @vertibirdfpv Год назад +8

    Jon is the only youtuber I come back to YEARS after making these and watch them over and over. The comedy really just is timeless. My favorite youtuber.

  • @michaellafollette9602
    @michaellafollette9602 5 лет назад +849

    JonTron must actually have a torture room/home chemistry lab. That set was too real.

    • @DoctorTokyoSexWhale
      @DoctorTokyoSexWhale 5 лет назад +78

      I completely agree. He seemed way too at home in that scene.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 5 лет назад +20

      What do you mean set,it is a real torture room

    • @Aideen
      @Aideen 5 лет назад +3

      ...or he just hired a room to shoot that shot

    • @d1shwasha
      @d1shwasha 5 лет назад +7

      He's a fan of RedLetterMedia, I'm sure he's seen the Plinkett reviews tons of times. He's even done Plinkett impressions in some of his older videos.

    • @greenteataylor
      @greenteataylor 5 лет назад +2

      Aideen r/wooooosh

  • @somefuckingloser5260
    @somefuckingloser5260 5 лет назад +415

    I was telling my friend about this video and then he just says "Yeah my dad works for that company". This just blew my mind because it sounds like what you'd say in primary school like "My dad works for Nintendo" or "my dad's Bill Gates and he's gonna delete your Xbox live account" but his Dad legit works for an ex-Ghostbusters vodka company.

    • @WillowoTheWisp
      @WillowoTheWisp 5 лет назад +35

      The Gaming Poet well my dad owns youtube and he's gonna delete your comment because your so stupdi

    • @anniebody_0
      @anniebody_0 5 лет назад +14

      @@WillowoTheWisp well my dad owns microsoft and he will delete youre face

    • @gwynmoth3940
      @gwynmoth3940 5 лет назад +8

      @@anniebody_0 well my dad owns NVISION and will delete your eyesight.

    • @fortheloveofnoise
      @fortheloveofnoise 5 лет назад +3

      My dad works for Sony and he is gonna baaaan youuu....muwwwaaaahh!

    • @somefuckingloser5260
      @somefuckingloser5260 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I'm guessing I shouldn't have made this comment. Looking back on it it does make me sound like a 9 year old who just lost a game of CoD.

  • @tantalus44
    @tantalus44 4 года назад +580

    Watching this kind of makes me want to buy the vodka. It sounds like it could be a good story.
    "So why is your vodka in a crazy skull bottle?"
    "Well, to start, Dan Aykroyd is insane."

    • @Sours56
      @Sours56 3 года назад +34

      Hell, I almost wanna buy it just to have the crystal skull bottle. Just to walk around drinking apple juice out of a crystal skull.
      Edit: Looked on the website and there are more varieties of bottles/vodkas. Once I turn 21 in a few months I'm gonna start scouring local stores because DAMN those things are pretty

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +8

      @@Sours56 fill it with vinegar and casually drink it while walking down the street

    • @gunraptor
      @gunraptor 3 года назад +10

      I have it. It's quite good, honestly.

    • @K_Money_7
      @K_Money_7 3 года назад +15

      @@Sours56 I mean it really is undeniably cool to have a crystal head bottle. I bought some of his vodka and keep the empty skull around as a decoration. The vodka is pretty smooth actually and surprisingly tasty.

    • @dizzydial8081
      @dizzydial8081 3 года назад +6

      @@gunraptor I concur. Very good vodka. Not cheap compared to other vodka brands but still very nice .

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy Год назад +20

    19:02 I love how after all of this, at the very end Jon is just like "It actually is pretty good Vodka tho"

  • @lunaticusdjit
    @lunaticusdjit 4 года назад +2034

    The bottles are child skull sized: I guess sweatshop workers have more than one use.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +458

    "A symbol of life"
    _definitely fits a skull_

    • @roboturtle214
      @roboturtle214 6 лет назад +10

      Well, circle of life. Circle of death. Because....you know...

    • @Caledon91
      @Caledon91 6 лет назад +2

      I know skulls are often associated with death, but a skull also protects your brain and thus keeps you alive.

    • @lordtachanka903
      @lordtachanka903 6 лет назад

      kremit the frog technically since we *are* our brains, our life is inside our skull brooooo

    • @marlon.8051
      @marlon.8051 6 лет назад

      Are you the new justin y.

    • @GAMINGFREAK34
      @GAMINGFREAK34 6 лет назад

      Are u the new Justin Y

  • @tuesday1882
    @tuesday1882 5 лет назад +961

    The skull is an accurate glass model of the human skull.
    *My skull doesn't have a hole to insert a cork in the top...*

    • @theatomictitan0a588
      @theatomictitan0a588 5 лет назад +72

      that you know of.....

    • @SweenusSwinginHisDingus
      @SweenusSwinginHisDingus 5 лет назад +101

      JUHCOB that sounds like something someone with a hole in their skull would say

    • @AlfredoPuente8
      @AlfredoPuente8 5 лет назад +21

      You born deformed.

    • @tuesday1882
      @tuesday1882 5 лет назад +7

      @@phyllisbluboi8043 Uh oh I think I have a problem

    • @NUFIGHTER
      @NUFIGHTER 5 лет назад +5

      You get one when you join the military... aka "Jarhead."

  • @emmemmm4238
    @emmemmm4238 4 месяца назад +4

    Me and my older brother watched this when it came out. I was 16 at the time he was 26. He promised me for my 21st birthday he’d buy me a bottle of crystal skull vodka, and I told him I was gonna hold him to his promise. But now he lives 16 hrs away, so I figured he wasn’t gonna keep his promise. Today is my 21st birthday and I woke up this morning and my mom gave me a gift bag, I had no idea who it was from or what was in it besides something heavy. I opened it and my brother kept his promise! I got my bottle of crystal skull vodka!! :) been waiting 5 years for it!!!

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 2 месяца назад

      That's so cute 😂😂
      How did it taste??