HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear leo
I’m convinced Jon just gets real jobs, realizes it sucks, and then goes back to youtube once a year, and then has to pay bills so the cycle starts again
@@Jargas101 I don’t think you realize how little money people make off of content these days. Honestly I’d be surprised if anything he’s made is still monetized
Jon's like that one friend that suddenly doesn't reply to your message in like 8 months, but then out of nowhere he replies and carries on with the conversation like no time has passed.
I used to joke that waking up to a Jon tron video was like waking up on Christmas morning but at this rate its becoming less of a joke and more of a reality
Imagine if Grandma fell down the stairs and when she calls out to Rudy for help he just slowly approaches her and says "Remember to take your morning medication"
@@Gabi-vt4ex "You will pay the ultimate price now Susan. Hold still, I will reach inside your throat and choke you to death, as I put the medication inside. Don't tell a soul. REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION." ... "SUSAN, WAKE UP, TAKE YOUR MEDICATION." ... "She's been neutralized, master. I will inform her family of her death."
This is true haha he's got a lot of legendary videos, but he's got a LOT of competition when it comes to old people jokes Because mike stoklasa was on fire for the osteoporosis dance video on BOTW, it's some of the funniest shit RLM ever did hahah Now they're nothing but bones
@@lil_puddin weeell.. I mean, Beyonce is only widely loved because she doesn't reveal a single shred of personality, opinion or anything that would put off any potential fans so the most amount of people like her generic music and buy into her hype She's just a blank slate people adore because shes so vanilla and detached from the smallfolk
Yeah, my friend and I were wondering what happened to him literally actually going through old Jon videos the past week and I told him Jon will be back, he always comes back, Jon only makes content worth making. Sure enough, today out of the blue Jon is back! I knew it, and thanks for another video worth waiting for.
Imagine you're on the ground approaching the end of your life because of some medical complication and your last memory is a robot crawling up to you and reminding you to take medication
Old Me: "Can't breath! Need my rebreather!" Robot: *Slowly crawling on top of me* "CHEEKI BREEKY. Time to take your daily vodka bottle, comrade!" Old Me: "F*ck!"
I'm just imagining some old man going into a rage as his heart monitor I creases as he screams over and over "YOU CAN BE REPLACED WITH A POST IT! A POST IT NOTE DAMN IT! A POST IT! A-a....a post I...." Before he dies.
Imagine suffering from a stroke on the floor and then your robot helper comes in and just says "remember to take your medicine at 5pm today, Lisa" and then waddles back.
honestly just drawing a messy smiley face on the robot with some permanent marker would be charming and cute, instead they printed on the face of someone who exclusively eats human kidneys
"Rudy, help, there was a pop and I can't move my leg, it's been 3 days and I can't reach the phone, call an ambulance, please" "Have you remembered to take your laxative syrup today?"
JonTron is like a travelling wizard. We don't know when he'll be back, we don't know how long he's here for, and we can't wait to see him again. And we're not entirely certain he's not hiding under a bridge having a nananananap.
Real talk, imagine how terrifying Rudy would be for dementia patients. Some dude struggling to remember anything past 1964 looks up and sees a plastic golem slowly edging towards them.
Just imagine it at night. The senior gets up to do a quick bathroom break, Suddenly! From out of the shadows this tiny intruder slowly and silently creeps forth! An inhuman metallic voice confronts you in the dark and demands that you take your medication.
After over 2 years, I've finally figured out what the hell the face mask thing reminds me of: That shit looks like a damn SAW trap. I'm already imagining the crazy fucking scenario now. "You've been too obsessed with beauty, you've forgotten to appreciate your natural self. *Something, something, appreciate life, or whatever*
Jontron is like your father that never came back from the store. Except he actually comes back every once in a while and puts a smile on your face, then goes missing again soon after.
Jontron is like that “good intentioned deadbeat dad” who always leaves but also comes back and tries to be father for a short time. But inevitably leaves again
came back to binge Jon again like always, and I died laughing at the Cane-fu shiit again, just as much as the first time. I literally had a wheezing fit. Man the whole video is hysterical, but the cane-fu part fkng kills me every time. I wonder how many people have missed the gem at the end of the video, with the extra scene?
recent reports say that heart attack rates have gone down to 0%. all caused by a robot named rudy. here we have an actual client to tell us what its like "rudy just told me to take my medicine and my heart attack was cured cause i had to go walk to my medicine to take it."
@@redbloxx3487 I was half expecting to read “here we have an actual client to tel us what it’s like” *camera pans over to a dead body lying on the floor*
Jon twerking that ridiculously-sized fake butt was one of the most interesting thing I have ever seen in my life and has brought me so much laughter. I’ve watched this video at least 15 times and I swear every time it gets to the fake badonka-donk twerking, I cry from laughter. Beautiful *mwah*
jontron is seriously the only channel on this site anymore that makes me consistently cackle with every video. quality content across the board, always has been.
I love how they say how it does not use copper cable to heat up but actually solenoids. The problem is that solenoids are copper cables in a coil to generate Heat and electromagnetic fields
Jon actually invested money in a Comfort Wipe for a single six second visual gag. Let’s appreciate that, because the alternative is that he bought it to use.
Nah don't worry about her. Old people got all the money. They can dance with whoever/whatever they want. You young people should start thinking of yourselves😉 You people got jack shit. Also, she's an actor gettin' paid. The chances that she is a genuine lonely client of this ridiculous company is nil to bubkus.
@@aarondavis8943 I would like to know that may old people who that have so much money, with all the costs of end of life, like a caretaker, nursing house, medical and drugs expenses... And she may even be a doctor, but trust me, this is way more frequent than we with our comfortable lifes would like to imagine, specially with the pandemic and the ever expanding generational gap
Old man: Rudy, I'm having a heart attack; call 911! Rudy: remember to take your morning medication. Old man: Oh, thanks Rudy! *collapses in cardiac arrest*
How I love the fact that Jon actually makes original and creative content and doesn't just scroll through reddit reacting to memes. High standard show. Really refreshing on RUclips.
I had to pause this video partway through because I was laughing so hard. Crying. Had to regain composure. The Rejuvenique mask was what did it. The cane bit was brilliant.
Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal username pay2winlife If you're unable to help I totally understand
Im going through a tough break up, like bad bad, and this put me in such a better mood. Jon Tron can make you laugh in the worst of times. Thank you. ❤
Electrical Engineer here: 1. Infrared is a TERRIBLE way to transmit audio signals, and they're 100% transmitting the audio as an analog signal to boot, as that would be the cheapest and laziest way to accomplish this. There's enough ambient IR in the environment to very noticeably interfere with the signal; that's where that awful buzzing from the speaker is coming from, definitely way more annoying that just turning up the TV volume so grandma can hear. 2. A Solenoid is LITERALLY just a coil of wire (most likely copper) that creates a magnetic field inside itself when powered WITH ELECTRICITY to move a magnetic core through itself in the direction of the magnetic field. Her sales pitch makes NO sense and I think killed some of my brain cells. 3. Nail clippers are nail clippers, nothing electrical to critique here. Don't want to know how much extra they charge for that magnetic magnifying glass though. 4. Also not electrical, but I'm assuming they don't offer refunds when it doesn't work and turns out to be shitty product. 5. That's a standard landline phone cord connecting the control box to the mask, real specialized high-end hardware going into this thing. This is a class of product I call "electronic snakeoil", at least it's unlikely to be able to do any noticeable damage operating at 9 volts. 6. This robot is like a trash can and an iPad had an oversized Chinese knock-off baby. I'm very suspicious they hardcoded all the interactions for the promo video so it would look halfway competent, given the simplicity of the motions it makes in clearly pre-arranged directions; wouldn't be close to the first sketchy startup to trick people with faked product demos. The company's website is also just a single page containing only promo blurb text and a "contact us" box (that by itself should be a huge red flag), but some google searching indicates the list price for a supposed 2017 launch to be $5,000 - yikes. But I can't find any confirmation that such a launch ever happened, and certainly no links to anyplace you could actually purchase one. 7. Anyone who actually NEEDS the cane isn't going to be physically capable of defending themselves with it in such a fashion, at least not against a serious attacker for any amount of time. The guy twirling it around definitely doesn't need it to walk.
A cane used properly is actually a decent way to fuck someone up, but certainly not the way cane-fu guy is swinging it around. Can confirm that the crook of a cane getting hooked on a collarbone or neck hurts like a mofo.
I was thinking the same thing about the cane. No frail old lady has the kind of reflexes required to spin it around like that and would probably end up hurting themselves more than anyone else
The problem being the need to use a cane in the first place,if you have an awful case of artrosis or your hip is rebuilded by the fifth time cuz at this point your bones can be replaced bi chalk and you won't find the difference,you probably can't hit someone with that cane.
@@LuisRodriguez-kz7nt I'd argue that there are plenty of relatively strong (as in not totally infirm) people using canes, especially because they tend to be used for more isolated single-limb problems that aren't non weight bearing. If you have more systemic issues you'll generally have a walker because it's far more stable. If you can't place weight on the leg at all you'll use crutches or a chair. The big plus about canes, though, is that they can make an effective under-the-radar weapon if you can fake some stiffness. Cane-fu guy is ridiculous, canes themselves can be really good tools for self defense.
that remote speaker thing could actually be done without any annoying delay echo (and mind you, that echo make it absolutely impossible to bear for either party irl); you have the sender act as a composite/HDMI pass-through which adds a slight offset buffer delay to the output signal going to the TV and bada bing - its now synchronised to the picture and audio on the TV. you know a product is dogshit when you can immediately think of a much better, just as feasible way of doing it
Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal username pay2winlife If you're unable to help I totally understand
being a JonTron fan is a constant mix of forgetting he exists, binging his old videos, and then getting extremely excited when he uploads
Ikr
Why is this so accurate?
Damn so accurate
You have it down to a tee
Yeah, pretty much, and his videos are so re-watchable.
As a ten-year-long fan of JonTron, this man takes so many 6-12 month hiatuses that I barely even notice it anymore.
Wise words from Daddy Dumbsville
Quality over quantity
Where you from dumbsville
I’ve been bingeing your videos all week
Same
At this stage, Jon's uploading schedule feels like an annual event that people wait for all year long and come to celebrate when he finally uploads.
I can't wait till the 2022 JonTron episode :D
😭
like vsauce
It's like christmas
Yes
14:05 "What crimes must I commit today in your name, Master?"
I fu*kin lost it there !
He's like a dad who actually comes back from the store, gives you a banger gift, and bounces again for another year.
lmao )':
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear leo
@@AxxLAfriku your youtube commenting habits are the strangest pattern I think I've ever seen.
THIS IS SO SPOT ON THAT IT HURTS--
Guess nobody told mine he was supposed to rerurn after the 2nd store trip.
Sometimes I feel like jontron videos are just unlockables “you’ve survived this long you’ve unlocked a new jontron video”
you might be right
Oh, now that keeps me going...
At this point they pretty much are
Damn so this might be the last jontron video I see
Ugh... How long has it been? JonTron, is it really you? Finally, I can keep on Livin...
JonTron is an enigma. He appears and then vanishes before our eyes, leaving behind a trail of well-crafted videos.
They are some of the best quality and produced videos I’ve seen
I agree
He left us when we needed him the most, the year of Covid-19.
He’s the living embodiment of “Quality over Quantity”
@@ColdMia and then he posts a 10/10 video a month for a year then leaves again
When Grandma said "well hes someone to talk to" i genuinely felt awful lmao
Yeah there's something oddly depressing about that robot.
Also this is the top comment that has anything to do with the actual video...
I just love how no matter how long his disappearances are, he always comes back with the same energy
and we forgive him because its great content
He gets cryogenically frozen between episodes
8 fucking months
Couldn't agree more. He always comes back with the same vibes- nd' I love it
probably 'cos his hiatuses are so dang common he's basically used to them by now
I’m convinced Jon just gets real jobs, realizes it sucks, and then goes back to youtube once a year, and then has to pay bills so the cycle starts again
Or, he's making enough 💰 from every video that he doesn't have to work for another 6 months
@@fantasianB making enough money from a youtube video to live almost a year on?
“Alright, I think this has been a long enough stint as a tree surgeon, back to RUclips”
The video is 12 hrs old as of now and has 1.2 million views already. He makes bank off the views and whoever sponsors his video
@@Jargas101 I don’t think you realize how little money people make off of content these days. Honestly I’d be surprised if anything he’s made is still monetized
Jon's like that one friend that suddenly doesn't reply to your message in like 8 months, but then out of nowhere he replies and carries on with the conversation like no time has passed.
Exactly
dont call me out like that
That's me
Except I have no friends
stop exposing me
@@Carpatouille i can be your friend if you want
Robot- "have you taken your meds"
Granny on half a bottle percocet- "I like your thinking toaster"
😂😂😂😂
*10 minutes later* Local Grandmother wins red bull breakdancing competition
0:22 "But you did smile though, didn't you"
It was at this point, I burst out laughing at how accurate his assessment was.
“Rudy help me! I’ve fallen!”
*whirrrrrrrr
*have I reached you? Do not forget to take your evening medicine, Martha*
More tea Wesley?
Props to Jon for forgetting to water the plants for a full fucking year and turning it into a joke. Absolute legend.
Fake
@@misterturkturkle No U
Explains why the hiatus was so long
I am 65 and laughed my old-ass ass off. Thanks for that.
Then you bought all these products.
You are awesome, Cindy! You sound super hip.
@@ryanhernandez8324Thank you. Laughing well is a sport I enjoy very much and having a place to do that is fabulous.
@@cindymcoldiron we love you Cindy. You're spot on.
@@LordTalax Actually the Korean products were a little out of my reach but please let me know how they worked for you. Thanks
He's like that drunk deadbeat dad that only shows up 2-3 times a year but the kids are still so happy to see him.
Love that kind of dude
Yeah
drunk deadbeat lol
HAHAHAHA
It scares me how accurate that is
I used to joke that waking up to a Jon tron video was like waking up on Christmas morning but at this rate its becoming less of a joke and more of a reality
Both of these happen once a year
It really is, tragic
See y’all next year for the next video
My reaction to this comment was as follows: :D hahaha :) ohhhh :| oh....D:
‘Where you see a loved one, Angela is seeing easy exploitation’ I fucking laughed so loud
Angela couldn't care less about your family
Imagine if Grandma fell down the stairs and when she calls out to Rudy for help he just slowly approaches her and says "Remember to take your morning medication"
"That's what happens when you don't take your morning medication, Susan"
@@Gabi-vt4ex "You will pay the ultimate price now Susan.
Hold still, I will reach inside your throat and choke you to death, as I put the medication inside.
Don't tell a soul.
REMEMBER TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION."
...
"SUSAN, WAKE UP, TAKE YOUR MEDICATION."
...
"She's been neutralized, master. I will inform her family of her death."
@@Gabi-vt4ex You’ll never forget your morning medication again, Susan.
And then Rudy goes on to fall down the stairs landing on top of her
@@nugsymalone1247 hardest ive laughed at a comment in a while, the funniest part is this is 100% a possibility
“Sometimes the best inventions are the ones that have already been invented”-John. That’s spitting straight philosophical facts right there.
Straight up fact
I mean, just look at Oreos and how they ripped off Hydrox!
Most people don’t know this
Electric cars O_0
Jon*
The rarity of JonTrons videos are why he never loses viewers. Since the craving is never satisfied
So then, he's the Beyonce of RUclips?
@@lil_puddin huh 🤔 ya I guess
This is true haha he's got a lot of legendary videos, but he's got a LOT of competition when it comes to old people jokes
Because mike stoklasa was on fire for the osteoporosis dance video on BOTW, it's some of the funniest shit RLM ever did hahah
Now they're nothing but bones
@@lil_puddin weeell..
I mean, Beyonce is only widely loved because she doesn't reveal a single shred of personality, opinion or anything that would put off any potential fans so the most amount of people like her generic music and buy into her hype
She's just a blank slate people adore because shes so vanilla and detached from the smallfolk
But holy fuck though, these scams probably rake in the cash from poor clueless elderly, as much as telemarketers and evangelical scams
"Korea is one of the fastest aging countries in the world"
"In korea, every 60 seconds, 2 and a half minutes passes"
The way I've heard it was "Korea is one of the fastest Asian country"
Sufice to say, I lold
„Anakin, when I was was your age, i was already 40 years old“ Obi Wan
"It's time to grow up Kim Jong"
"But mom I'm only five"
"You need to get a job and pay taxes your father and I are already in wheel chairs"
9:45 This legitimately looks like an analogue horror just before the crazy edits of a burnt-off face and agonised screaming
analogue horror fans when they see something made in the past
That's not a bad idea, actually. Analog horror themed to old, infamously creepy commercials/products?
The one thing this channel has taught me over 10 years is patience
But has it also taught you that you can saw a boat in half and repair it using only Flex Tape?
Laughs in “Mind of Freeman.”
Yeah, my friend and I were wondering what happened to him literally actually going through old Jon videos the past week and I told him Jon will be back, he always comes back, Jon only makes content worth making. Sure enough, today out of the blue Jon is back! I knew it, and thanks for another video worth waiting for.
You can't rush quality content.
Imagine you're on the ground approaching the end of your life because of some medical complication and your last memory is a robot crawling up to you and reminding you to take medication
Honestly I’d want that to be my last memory
Holy fuck man you made a horror plot.
Old Me: "Can't breath! Need my rebreather!"
Robot: *Slowly crawling on top of me* "CHEEKI BREEKY. Time to take your daily vodka bottle, comrade!"
Old Me: "F*ck!"
@@orinb8654 have you heard of I, Robot?
I'm just imagining some old man going into a rage as his heart monitor I creases as he screams over and over "YOU CAN BE REPLACED WITH A POST IT! A POST IT NOTE DAMN IT! A POST IT! A-a....a post I...." Before he dies.
"Skip the magnifying glass, slap an Acog scope on that bad boy"
God I missed Jontron
Just quote that for most siege players
But it's a red dot.
He’s like the Avatar
Jontron: (pulls out vhs tape) "Now that's professionalism."
Me, a 90's kid: "He DiDn'T rEwInD iT!!!!!!"
JonTron is like Santa, drops by once a year, and gently nestles a gift in your youtube feed.
Then he eats all the cookies we had, drinks all the milk, takes the TV and jumps out the window he broke to get in.
I read santa as satin somehow
@@Vaguer_Weevil Then he gets back into his man cave.
This "gift" is on the return list.
@@Vaguer_Weevil yeah he just had to use a little bit of that Christmas magic
"HELP ME, I'VE FALLEN AND I HAVE A COMPOUND FRACTURE!"
"Do you need help?"
"YES!"
"Don't forget to take your medication, Anthony :)"
M e d s
"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.."
We do a little trolling
Oh thanks, my friend here was telling me I may need them... gary, GARY?!? WHERE DID GARY GO...
Dying will ease you pain Anthony ..
do you requiring more assistance Anthony ?
Jon is basically your estranged relative finally calling you back but only because it's your birthday.
It’s your birthday?
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Uncle! I haven’t seen heard from you for 6-10 months!
Imagine suffering from a stroke on the floor and then your robot helper comes in and just says "remember to take your medicine at 5pm today, Lisa" and then waddles back.
I like how jontron says "Im back from hiatus" like he has ever reguarly posted videos ever.
See you in 2023 Jon!
I was just thinking the same thing.
See him next year
yeah i hate that
Yeah for like 14 months he made a new video every month
yo that ACOG scope will definitely help my nail clipping competitive rank though
Love your videos dude
Hey, I think I know you
Will it?
Go away, clanker
Aw hell yeah Zanny is here
The cane fu guy is like a npc in a dojo that never runs out of dialogue, like look at the way he just looks at random spots and talks to it
Use this inane rambling... to your advantage...
He couldn't stop yammering 🤣
I wouldn’t be surprised if he said “have you heard of the high elf’s?”
heimskr
Im i that only one who thought he sounded like nic cage?
10:43 "Put it on" Always kills me😂
Steven Seagal was really putting his heart and soul into that bongo solo
jontron mastered the cane spinning tricks
I mean as much soul as Steven seagal can have
@@HighGuy69 I think it’s clear from his singing too that he has sold most of it
Probably to Master Sakamoto for his Karaté skillz
Steven Segal is cool
@@kon2175 ye you got a point
*John is smart, he is warning us of these bad products that will be targeting us by the time he post his next video*
LOL
tru
*yes*
yes
@@MFrog406 u.īuĺ0pklloòpì88ì
Damn, JonTron so powerful he reappears after nearly a year and he makes it to #2 on Trending. He's a true treasure of RUclips, missed him, ECH
#1 now. That’s his secret lol
With content this good, it's hard not to get a chuckle from his videos
It's #3 now
Yeah, let’s not forget all the whacked white supremacist shit he said.
Kiril Blagoev Oh, he said the Jews should die and that other races are inferior?
honestly just drawing a messy smiley face on the robot with some permanent marker would be charming and cute, instead they printed on the face of someone who exclusively eats human kidneys
14:21 “Rudy, help me”
“R e m e m b e r t o t a k e y o u r
m e d i c a t i o n”
H A V E I R E A C H E D Y O U ?
"Rudy, help, there was a pop and I can't move my leg, it's been 3 days and I can't reach the phone, call an ambulance, please"
"Have you remembered to take your laxative syrup today?"
@@Aetherian1 *fanfare plays*
@@drneotech7254 Superman theme.
JonTron is like a travelling wizard. We don't know when he'll be back, we don't know how long he's here for, and we can't wait to see him again. And we're not entirely certain he's not hiding under a bridge having a nananananap.
His our RUclips Gandalf
more like were not sure if he hides his wizard outfit under the bridge where he lives and goes out into the common places without us even knowing
I can hear his moniker now... jontron the plaid lol
So he’s f*cking Jondolf the Weird?
A wizard arrives percisely when he means to
Gods be praised, for he has uploaded
HELLO HOOT
LESSS GO (get it cuz dababy)
Now its your time to upload one
it's time to do an crusade!
Yes
The room tone on that mask video deserves a featured extra credit
He's never really gone, He's planning masterpieces.
Quality over quantity, but it’s worth it every time
Classic Jon
(
اهدا
"No one's ever really gone"
Real talk, imagine how terrifying Rudy would be for dementia patients. Some dude struggling to remember anything past 1964 looks up and sees a plastic golem slowly edging towards them.
Just imagine it at night.
The senior gets up to do a quick bathroom break, Suddenly! From out of the shadows this tiny intruder slowly and silently creeps forth! An inhuman metallic voice confronts you in the dark and demands that you take your medication.
Everywhere at the end of time but syfy
Then the patient uses their cane skills and decks Rudy.
@@scoutszewc8989 Robot go *CRACK*
@@DepravedMorgath
"did you sleep well?"
*" n o "*
It seems like Steven Seagul decided to release Jon from his impenetrable bunker
*seagal
@@skeletalmixer1019 *seagull
dont correct him it just makes it funnier
yeah
@@skeletalmixer1019 no seagull
After over 2 years, I've finally figured out what the hell the face mask thing reminds me of:
That shit looks like a damn SAW trap. I'm already imagining the crazy fucking scenario now.
"You've been too obsessed with beauty, you've forgotten to appreciate your natural self. *Something, something, appreciate life, or whatever*
Jontron is like your father that never came back from the store.
Except he actually comes back every once in a while and puts a smile on your face, then goes missing again soon after.
"I must go son, but I shall return."
Ha just like my actual dad. (cries inside)
He brought back the milk
Are you good bro ? 🤨
Except my dad got remarried and completely forgot about me
Yay
Jontron has the best release schedule. Every time he releases a new video, I can watch all his videos again since I've forgotten about them.
True
His genius creates a gravitational field
Jontron is like that “good intentioned deadbeat dad” who always leaves but also comes back and tries to be father for a short time. But inevitably leaves again
Truth
yeah
OK that one hit close to home.
*tries
“Look at the shape of my strange body” is a great sentence.
"And until next.... until next time." Jon NO don't disappear for another 8 months please lmao!
You sweet summer child
He did it
‘I won’t just randomly disappear for a year’. Thanks for classing it up and making it 240 odd days instead
I’m glad you counted
@@blakejudkins7497 literally says 248 days at the beginning
@@therealpotsmoan593 268
I'm a monkey of diath
The only youtube personality who takes longer breaks than Congress and still has a million people click when he comes back.
That is so true pal!!!
What about @Fitz
Same, he always makes my day and I rewatch it even 10 years later
Avgn? I generally dont know.
Vsause pal
came back to binge Jon again like always, and I died laughing at the Cane-fu shiit again, just as much as the first time. I literally had a wheezing fit. Man the whole video is hysterical, but the cane-fu part fkng kills me every time. I wonder how many people have missed the gem at the end of the video, with the extra scene?
“You smiled didn’t you”
*smiles*
“You make me sick”
*feels attacked*
I am just starved for jontron vids
@@DyslexicMitochondria Your username made me click on ur profile. Your channeI is soooo underrated dude
@@anameisntenough oh wow, very true. Literally interrupted this video to watch the empty nail one. I like it a lot!
Suffer! Suffer By me Smile!
If you uranium in a tube and then put it on your face would you get
URANIUM FEVER
Imagine being 70 and a robot lurches towards you from a dark corner of the room and tells you to take your medication
Sounds like my inevitable future if the city doesn't explode before then.
I feel like you know something about this and you’re just being facetious.
worst case scenario: granny gets a heartattack
Immediately reminded of the Working Joes from Alien: Isolation.
"You're being hysterical."
Lmfao
“Help me Rudy, I’m having a heart attack!”
*Rudy rolls over*
“Remember to take your morning medication”
recent reports say that heart attack rates have gone down to 0%. all caused by a robot named rudy. here we have an actual client to tell us what its like
"rudy just told me to take my medicine and my heart attack was cured cause i had to go walk to my medicine to take it."
@@redbloxx3487 I was half expecting to read “here we have an actual client to tel us what it’s like”
*camera pans over to a dead body lying on the floor*
@@ryanthomas9633 They both work and have the same end result.
“Rudy help me!”
*Rudy puts out arms*
“Hold still.”
*Chokes them*
The midi had me in tears 😂
Jon twerking that ridiculously-sized fake butt was one of the most interesting thing I have ever seen in my life and has brought me so much laughter. I’ve watched this video at least 15 times and I swear every time it gets to the fake badonka-donk twerking, I cry from laughter. Beautiful *mwah*
JonTron uploads are so rare they feel like a weird product these days
Yessir
Mmh
Jontron is the only person that could disappear for over 3 years then post a video that would get over 1 million views in literally a few hours
Bill wurts can do it as well
Yeah
Nerd city as well
what if Filthy Frank came back
You know he left for about half a year if not a tiny bit more right?
Jon spent 258 days battling with the Ice Man and Steven Seagal. We're lucky he's alive to grace us with another video.
It was no problem, he eventually annihilated them both with the power of Flex Tape
@@DaDewd2112
He called upon Phil Swift, it nearly costed him his life though.
jontron is seriously the only channel on this site anymore that makes me consistently cackle with every video. quality content across the board, always has been.
imagine lying on the floor dying and this robot stares at you with its dead eyes asking if you took your medication
"Robot call 911!"
"I'm sorry Dave. I can't let you do that."
Imagine this robot is all you get as attention from your kids.
@@Rejukem r/cursedcomments
“I’m trying too hard to be relevant”
I don’t think Jon knows how many classic memes he’s given birth to
I thought I had unknowingly commented on Jon's video until I read your name.
I think he does,but like most memes die pretty quickly
@@marimo9575 My long lost twin. I’ve found you 😂😂
"This is made from solenoids" Grandma better not have a pacemaker or the electromagnetic field's gonna get her cold real fast.
Can confirm, this product did the opposite of warming my grandfather up.
@@nuclearfilms9754 Sounds like you got your money's worth then.
@@lilwyvern4. Zc
@@lilwyvern4 hol up
I love how they say how it does not use copper cable to heat up but actually solenoids. The problem is that solenoids are copper cables in a coil to generate
Heat and electromagnetic fields
When I'm feeling depressed, I know it's time for a JonTron binge.
Jon actually invested money in a Comfort Wipe for a single six second visual gag. Let’s appreciate that, because the alternative is that he bought it to use.
why not both, use it for 6 secs right it off on taxes then keep it. for office or himself lol
Learn how to count.
@@forgot7en The great thing about jokes is that they're usually inaccurate or completely wrong. People with senses of humor can see past that easily.
At least, it aint a horse or a 7ft tall gnome
Or gamesto gme doge meme
"without honey this video wouldn't have been possible"
Shit if it weren't for Honey we'd have to wait at least 6 more months
bruh im dead, oint made
God Bless Honey
Nah, 8 at the VERY least!
@@wilddog73 Ik, I literally saw him on a Warpath ad
I wanted to laugh, but that grandma dancing with the robot was so sad and dystopic that i wanted to cry
Same. Its just sad
n also friday 13th
Nah don't worry about her. Old people got all the money. They can dance with whoever/whatever they want.
You young people should start thinking of yourselves😉 You people got jack shit.
Also, she's an actor gettin' paid. The chances that she is a genuine lonely client of this ridiculous company is nil to bubkus.
@@aarondavis8943 I would like to know that may old people who that have so much money, with all the costs of end of life, like a caretaker, nursing house, medical and drugs expenses...
And she may even be a doctor, but trust me, this is way more frequent than we with our comfortable lifes would like to imagine, specially with the pandemic and the ever expanding generational gap
There's a y in dystopic, by the way.
10:13 - Most commonly asked question: "Are you my mummy?"
Old man: Rudy, I'm having a heart attack; call 911!
Rudy: remember to take your morning medication.
Old man: Oh, thanks Rudy!
*collapses in cardiac arrest*
hello commenters, we know you read this as cardia carrest
Robot brainwash thanks robot my son & daughter don't come over anymore who ever designed this is a lonely brain dead soul.
Jontron is the physical manifestation of "Absence makes the heart grow fonder".
Jon is probably the only youtuber that can disappear for almost a year and come back without warning and his fanbase just accepts it
CoryxKenshin sorta.
We have been since 2010.
*Coryxkenshin waves while watching his sub count grow*
He hibernates that's why
what else would we do? not watch his videos?
I've never been so happy to something show up in my feed.
same
It’s like a very early Christmas!
very exciting stuff
Same
me too brother. me too.
How I love the fact that Jon actually makes original and creative content and doesn't just scroll through reddit reacting to memes. High standard show. Really refreshing on RUclips.
that robot slowly reaching the dude is the most threathening thing i've ever seen in my life
definitely lol it looks like it’s going to eradicate him
EXTERMINATE
Terminate!
8:07 i love how he takes a moment to stop making fun of the product to make fun of the guy 😂
Jontron is the uncle you never see but when you do, he brings you much more then just happiness and gifts, he gives you a life.
He’s the grandpa from the Princess Bride?
@@ThePa1riot that too XD
...is your uncle pregnant?
*"much more then"*
You need a life for your uncle is 56 in dog years
Jon is preparing us for his next hiatus where he will come back looking like the general demographic of these products 👀
I know, right? He looks like he just finished recording Space Ace.
Yes!
"please go away! I'm sorry, but I do not wish to see any youtubers, influencers, or streamers!"
Jontron: "and what about very old friends?"
Jontrondalf?
I had to pause this video partway through because I was laughing so hard. Crying. Had to regain composure. The Rejuvenique mask was what did it. The cane bit was brilliant.
honey give the man some of those 1 million dollars saved so we get some more videos
S T O N K S
Seriously, I need my fix
Big money for a big boi! I’ve missed you Jon ):
Hello Indeimaus.
No honey you dont get it, if i support him with 10000 dollars he will make more videos than once in a year
Jon is that friend who you love but only shows up in your life like once or twice a year. He'll never overstay his welcome.
Matter a fact he understays his welcome
Matter a fact he gone already
Matter a fact he was never here
Matter of fact he
Matter of fact, he took my cookies
John. Please don’t disappear into the abyss again- we depraved humans miss you.
I've got bad news for you.
@@egziverpendlebury2431 oh no!!
Anyway...
Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal
username pay2winlife
If you're unable to help I totally understand
@@daren7786 got family? They could help with that, RUclips isn't a place to ask for help bud
@@Indo-Sama777 it’s a scam. The last place anyone in actual dire need would beg is on RUclips. This scumbag is perfectly fine
Im going through a tough break up, like bad bad, and this put me in such a better mood. Jon Tron can make you laugh in the worst of times. Thank you. ❤
Jon is the avatar of RUclips, he disappears, but always returns to continue the cycle
gradeaundera?
Well said Joseph Stalin
THE RETURN OF THE JON
@Aimi Meiling why tf u here then
Electrical Engineer here:
1. Infrared is a TERRIBLE way to transmit audio signals, and they're 100% transmitting the audio as an analog signal to boot, as that would be the cheapest and laziest way to accomplish this. There's enough ambient IR in the environment to very noticeably interfere with the signal; that's where that awful buzzing from the speaker is coming from, definitely way more annoying that just turning up the TV volume so grandma can hear.
2. A Solenoid is LITERALLY just a coil of wire (most likely copper) that creates a magnetic field inside itself when powered WITH ELECTRICITY to move a magnetic core through itself in the direction of the magnetic field. Her sales pitch makes NO sense and I think killed some of my brain cells.
3. Nail clippers are nail clippers, nothing electrical to critique here. Don't want to know how much extra they charge for that magnetic magnifying glass though.
4. Also not electrical, but I'm assuming they don't offer refunds when it doesn't work and turns out to be shitty product.
5. That's a standard landline phone cord connecting the control box to the mask, real specialized high-end hardware going into this thing. This is a class of product I call "electronic snakeoil", at least it's unlikely to be able to do any noticeable damage operating at 9 volts.
6. This robot is like a trash can and an iPad had an oversized Chinese knock-off baby. I'm very suspicious they hardcoded all the interactions for the promo video so it would look halfway competent, given the simplicity of the motions it makes in clearly pre-arranged directions; wouldn't be close to the first sketchy startup to trick people with faked product demos. The company's website is also just a single page containing only promo blurb text and a "contact us" box (that by itself should be a huge red flag), but some google searching indicates the list price for a supposed 2017 launch to be $5,000 - yikes. But I can't find any confirmation that such a launch ever happened, and certainly no links to anyplace you could actually purchase one.
7. Anyone who actually NEEDS the cane isn't going to be physically capable of defending themselves with it in such a fashion, at least not against a serious attacker for any amount of time. The guy twirling it around definitely doesn't need it to walk.
A cane used properly is actually a decent way to fuck someone up, but certainly not the way cane-fu guy is swinging it around.
Can confirm that the crook of a cane getting hooked on a collarbone or neck hurts like a mofo.
I was thinking the same thing about the cane. No frail old lady has the kind of reflexes required to spin it around like that and would probably end up hurting themselves more than anyone else
The problem being the need to use a cane in the first place,if you have an awful case of artrosis or your hip is rebuilded by the fifth time cuz at this point your bones can be replaced bi chalk and you won't find the difference,you probably can't hit someone with that cane.
@@LuisRodriguez-kz7nt I'd argue that there are plenty of relatively strong (as in not totally infirm) people using canes, especially because they tend to be used for more isolated single-limb problems that aren't non weight bearing. If you have more systemic issues you'll generally have a walker because it's far more stable. If you can't place weight on the leg at all you'll use crutches or a chair.
The big plus about canes, though, is that they can make an effective under-the-radar weapon if you can fake some stiffness.
Cane-fu guy is ridiculous, canes themselves can be really good tools for self defense.
that remote speaker thing could actually be done without any annoying delay echo (and mind you, that echo make it absolutely impossible to bear for either party irl); you have the sender act as a composite/HDMI pass-through which adds a slight offset buffer delay to the output signal going to the TV and bada bing - its now synchronised to the picture and audio on the TV. you know a product is dogshit when you can immediately think of a much better, just as feasible way of doing it
16:45 looks like the percussionist is playing his own balls
4:22
i hope we can all appreciate that solenoids:
- have copper wires
- use electricity
- heat up artificially
- can overheat
That part was bugging me too much
🤦 they just wanted to throw in some buzzwords
Solenoid is just a shape. lol.
My god it hurt when she said that. What do they run on, snake oil!?
@@flyingfloorboard4097 of course they don't! They only use all-natural serpentine lubricant!
8 long months later
*THE* *KING* *HAS* *RETURNED*
YESSS
The return of the king
Didn't expect to see you here
What's up checkmark?
Damn, you took my joke
Old people - I don't need it...
AS SEEN ON TV
Old people - I NEED IT
Eyy Proto!!!
How you doin??
lol
Who is?
idontneeditidontneeditidontneedit...INEEDIT
Not eve once I have shitting myself at
6:48
8:17
this man truly knows humor he had me dying
I mean... the break was shorter than last time. We're improving!
Literally 99% won’t see this but I lost my job due to covid. They shut down all the restaurants in Cook county which then led me to loosing my apartment. I'm currently living out of my car which I try and make the best of. I've applied to a bunch of places I'm hoping to get a call back. if anyone could help me with whatever you could bc I'm needing stuff like hand warmers which I stuff my clothes at night when it's cold. Also cheap burgers/fastfood. I know times are tough for everyone these days but if you're able to help me I have paypal
username pay2winlife
If you're unable to help I totally understand
@@daren7786 shut up. Stop begging. Make money.
@@daren7786 shut up
ngl I lost it at the cane fu skit
It's so well done 😂 like what was that man talking about lol
THE BONGOS
dude, same
i thought this man was nutting to anime while making this video then forgot to upload it
@@yadsewnde I have no earthly idea, but it was relaxing white noise. Better than most ASMRs.
Glad you're still making videos! Killing it as always. :)
i’m gonna kiss you?
Apples and grapes
Ok
@@mathiasjacob258 Yo That A Bit Sussy!
Hey bro, big fan
Is it just me or does Jon look and sound like that one friend you can never quite remember
9 years later...
"Hey everyone im back!"
*everyone is dead*
MILLIONS ARE DEAD
Queen Elizabeth and Jontron will bury us!
Crazy how there's possibility that some of jon fans had died since his last upload before this
@@tobubiify covid...
but he will be the same age
"oKaY, nOw YoU hAvE mY aTtEnTiOn" is gonna be a meme format
Capcom after they reveal Resident Evil Village
I thought the same thing
6:46
instant meme
Sure is
It already is.