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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  5 лет назад +12401

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  • @ExcellentCaptain
    @ExcellentCaptain 5 лет назад +5743

    He regrets spending 2k on a gnome, so he rents an exhibit in NYC, and commissioned more Gnome artwork?
    That's next level Alpha

    • @invencible33
      @invencible33 5 лет назад +111

      I bet you he charged at least 50$ the ticket...

    • @stevensmith5784
      @stevensmith5784 5 лет назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dickrockhard8631
      @dickrockhard8631 5 лет назад +78

      Gotta pay money to make money, but I guess Jon only did half of it

    • @jairosoebrata2317
      @jairosoebrata2317 5 лет назад +7

      Powermove

    • @Clinterus
      @Clinterus 4 года назад +34

      I would legit buy some of that gnome artwork.

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 4 года назад +3064

    "Smoked a beer last night."
    *So that's what the Chambongs were for*

    • @donnytonny730
      @donnytonny730 4 года назад +11

      I just got that

    • @da1mx433
      @da1mx433 4 года назад +32

      911, what's your emergency?
      "A thief just shot me, with a knife"

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 4 года назад +2

      @@da1mx433 I mean, if the thief got a self-made pseudo-harpoon launcher, why not?
      Thare she blows! *fires kitchen knife*

    • @da1mx433
      @da1mx433 4 года назад +4

      *dies of knife being shot in my face*

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 4 года назад +2

      I’m actually gonna buy that, *THE BOUGIEST OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK*

  • @RareDoflamingo
    @RareDoflamingo 5 лет назад +5000

    17 minutes of Jon flexing on us about a $2000 Keemstar statue.
    I love it.

  • @DarthInsomnia
    @DarthInsomnia 3 года назад +3428

    Jon's review is literally the top of the reviews page on the boyfriend pillow

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles 3 года назад +79

      I don't see it lol :(
      Edit: never-mind, he bought and reviewed the other pillow that wasn't Amazon's choice.

    • @StarryJackal77
      @StarryJackal77 3 года назад +41

      It's Amazon's choice and Jon's review is still the top

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 3 года назад +61

      It’s funnier considering that over 8,000 people found the review helpful

    • @AramatiPaz
      @AramatiPaz 2 года назад +12

      The questions are funny too.

    • @dingus4260
      @dingus4260 2 года назад +12

      It’s up to like 9500 now 😂😂 still the top review

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 лет назад +6081

    "You're adopted? What happened to the original?"
    Dear Lord, Jon.

    • @Lowkas
      @Lowkas 5 лет назад +461

      I love how she just 100% went with it

    • @jonike2858
      @jonike2858 5 лет назад +200

      I’m just glad she didn’t say she’s dead

    • @Lowkas
      @Lowkas 5 лет назад +231

      @@jonike2858 i know jon can be morbid at times but i think they wouldve left that skit out if she said something like that

    • @thewatcher9237
      @thewatcher9237 5 лет назад +16

      What time signature does he say this at?

    • @josh.0220
      @josh.0220 11 месяцев назад +14

      14:20

  • @pierrejobel9872
    @pierrejobel9872 5 лет назад +3148

    So JonTron bought a gnome 2k and reselling it 1mil? Damn SouljaBoy gotta step up his game

    • @peril8175
      @peril8175 5 лет назад +28

      im so confused how you have no comments whatsoever

    • @davidmendez3899
      @davidmendez3899 5 лет назад +30

      just a boy with a dream

    • @MidnightMarrow
      @MidnightMarrow 5 лет назад +15

      Well at least he isn't releasing this Gnome with the entire earlier Nintendo games roms preloaded on a $50 Chinese "console".

    • @DPPP111
      @DPPP111 5 лет назад +1

      Get back in your cage bird hoovy!

    • @everythingpony
      @everythingpony 5 лет назад +3

      Jojo memes playlist

  • @digiboygaming5299
    @digiboygaming5299 5 лет назад +4750

    "Because I had to make a video this month."
    Jontron says what we're all thinking.

  • @ThePro-kh1pc
    @ThePro-kh1pc 2 года назад +815

    "I was SMOKING a BEER with my friends"
    JonTron

    • @twofacetoo75
      @twofacetoo75 2 года назад +15

      To be fair... the Cham-Bongs seem to be making that thing very possible.

    • @Pegarexucorn
      @Pegarexucorn Год назад +1

      @Flippy did you buy one?

    • @VicGChad07
      @VicGChad07 Год назад +10

      Snortin' whiskey
      and drinkin' cocaine.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 Год назад +2

      And I’m drinking a cigarette

    • @anarchy_79
      @anarchy_79 Год назад +2

      I had to go back and listen if i heard right XD

  • @ConfettiPasta
    @ConfettiPasta 4 года назад +5312

    “I was smoking a beer last night” every 6 year old trying to sound badass

    • @slasher3582
      @slasher3582 4 года назад +54

      Something swagger souls could cause they are the same person

    • @armyofninjas9055
      @armyofninjas9055 4 года назад +31

      Smoking some drugs later if you guys wanna hang.

    • @soniccreephog1819
      @soniccreephog1819 4 года назад +34

      Breathing liquids as everyone does...

    • @soniccreephog1819
      @soniccreephog1819 4 года назад +12

      Breathing liquids as everyone does...

    • @Glichygam3rs
      @Glichygam3rs 4 года назад +6

      you can smoke beer

  • @GnomeLord
    @GnomeLord 5 лет назад +15774

    The Gnome community thanks you for your acknowledgement.

    • @czechoutboom1597
      @czechoutboom1597 5 лет назад +333

      Did you mean A-gnome-ledgement?

    • @czechoutboom1597
      @czechoutboom1597 5 лет назад +168

      Did you mean A-gnome-ledgement?

    • @DapperDomDX
      @DapperDomDX 5 лет назад +293

      @@czechoutboom1597 Its so good you had to write it twice.

    • @czechoutboom1597
      @czechoutboom1597 5 лет назад +312

      ShibeStuff I mean yeah, obviously, it's not like my internet Is Broken or whatever, pssh, it was obviously part of the plan, obviously

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 5 лет назад +52

      Gnome chompski from the valve games would be proud.

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 5 лет назад +11359

    teen youtubers flexing: i bought a $1000 shirt
    _jontron flexing: i bought a $2000 gnome_

    • @NonMeric
      @NonMeric 5 лет назад +181

      Ricegum in a nutshell.

    • @Danilego
      @Danilego 5 лет назад +220

      You got... GNOMED!
      Who remembers this -shitty- great meme?

    • @BrendanSperry
      @BrendanSperry 5 лет назад +18

      @@Danilego I thought that the minute he showed the gnome LMAO

    • @samhammich7993
      @samhammich7993 5 лет назад +35

      Well, he can at least write it off...
      kinda business expense...

    • @Thepiperfisher
      @Thepiperfisher 5 лет назад +15

      Weird flex but ok

  • @charliepeterson980
    @charliepeterson980 2 года назад +551

    I'm 54 years old and love this guy's videos !! I actually subscribed to a RUclips thing!
    Keep it up JonTronShow!

    • @melepe2547
      @melepe2547 Год назад +20

      That’s great❤

    • @artythebear
      @artythebear Год назад +6

      Hooray!

    • @francescofinucci
      @francescofinucci Год назад +6

      now you are screwed as we all are :D Having to watch every single video this man made. Welcome!

    • @nibel13
      @nibel13 День назад

      'Proud of you!!

  • @1MagnetRise1
    @1MagnetRise1 5 лет назад +1846

    "Dave, someone ordered a giant Gnome for 1,999$ "
    "wait, wut"

    • @titansparrow64
      @titansparrow64 5 лет назад +16

      JonTron: It’s free restate

    • @silentkill450
      @silentkill450 5 лет назад +9

      @@titansparrow64 it's a free waste of $2000.

    • @nephyxutune
      @nephyxutune 5 лет назад +13

      You've been gnomed

    • @ne12bot94
      @ne12bot94 5 лет назад

      That crazy ? 20,000 grand , you could by ebike with that

    • @Sekiberius24
      @Sekiberius24 5 лет назад

      @mermaid not if you are french. the french in Canada do the $ after the amount

  • @souptemba3092
    @souptemba3092 5 лет назад +12614

    everyone on youtube : *flexes with lamborgini*
    jontron : here's a 2 000$ garden gnome i just bought

    • @darmanskirata4167
      @darmanskirata4167 5 лет назад +209

      No! He uses FLEX TAPE !

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 5 лет назад +69

      I flex with flex tape

    • @Jrenyar
      @Jrenyar 5 лет назад +168

      Truthfully the fact that he spent $2000 on a big gnome for the hell of it is a bigger flex than those who own the lamborginis

    • @dragz888
      @dragz888 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jrenyar nah

    • @souptemba3092
      @souptemba3092 5 лет назад +30

      @@Jrenyar true

  • @commander_swift3765
    @commander_swift3765 5 лет назад +38913

    Jon is a high quality shitposter with a production team and no one can change my mind

    • @samhammich7993
      @samhammich7993 5 лет назад +754

      I tried very hard to disagree, but found I couldn't.

    • @thenegativethunder1656
      @thenegativethunder1656 5 лет назад +558

      After seeing the jojo pillow scene I cant say you are wrong

    • @pringledaprangle7480
      @pringledaprangle7480 5 лет назад +161

      Kind of like Eric Andre.

    • @Cherry_Girrl
      @Cherry_Girrl 5 лет назад +82

      @@thenegativethunder1656 yeah that's godly now it's my phone wallpaper

    • @MrCrapStone
      @MrCrapStone 5 лет назад +31

      you're not wrong

  • @Baalslegion07
    @Baalslegion07 2 года назад +69

    I just love the fact that he put the gnome in the video for exactly the length he needed to to call it a "buisiness expense" and get his money refunded.

  • @PauzSycho
    @PauzSycho 5 лет назад +1521

    “I was smoking a beer last night”
    Smooth JonTron, real smooth

    • @tobiasjonsson6415
      @tobiasjonsson6415 5 лет назад +19

      SIV 475 Paul no man its swood ....real swood

    • @Zelltarian
      @Zelltarian 5 лет назад +16

      That's one swood guy

    • @Zyborggian
      @Zyborggian 5 лет назад +12

      He said it SO nonchalantly too it was fucking AMAZING

    • @LifeofaFatMan
      @LifeofaFatMan 5 лет назад +1

      Oh good, I’m not going crazy.

    • @dragonsember
      @dragonsember 5 лет назад +2

      Smoked beer out of his ass

  • @casper3105
    @casper3105 5 лет назад +747

    Jon bought a giant 2000 dollar gnome for a fake gallery show and a music parody
    an absolute madlad

    • @AndrewBell
      @AndrewBell 5 лет назад +3

      He will have returned it

  • @dankcatboi9275
    @dankcatboi9275 5 лет назад +1643

    “Buy your Alzheimers dad a yodeling pickle.”
    I bet that’s a brand new sentence.

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 5 лет назад +30

      r/brandnewsentences

    • @j97n75
      @j97n75 5 лет назад +18

      Wajih bec r/ihavereddit

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 5 лет назад +5

      @@j97n75 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Yam-Yam45
      @Yam-Yam45 5 лет назад +5

      "yodeling pickle"
      Goddamnit monster hunter, every reference to a pickle gives me PTSD

    • @Peacheys2
      @Peacheys2 5 лет назад +1

      Previously unsaid sentences in human history

  • @maxav1-exe
    @maxav1-exe 2 года назад +67

    9:50 by far one of the most American traditions I’ve ever heard of and it’s glorious

  • @JamesChewbonic
    @JamesChewbonic 5 лет назад +3082

    He created an art studio for a portion of a video.
    Amazing.

    • @Nutulous
      @Nutulous 5 лет назад +84

      RUclips isn’t gone yet. JonTron has shown us that there is a chance of redemption.

    • @Thepiperfisher
      @Thepiperfisher 5 лет назад +14

      @Jay Red dead redemption that’s what

    • @caitlyn7310
      @caitlyn7310 5 лет назад +3

      Installation

    • @raskolnikov6347
      @raskolnikov6347 5 лет назад +21

      @Jay quality over quantity

    • @miq482
      @miq482 5 лет назад +1

      @Jay redemption to not be a money farming business without genuine content

  • @jeremywp123
    @jeremywp123 5 лет назад +2638

    Normal RUclipsr: "this was expensive here's my patreon"
    Jon tron: "this was expensive and I'm broke so I made a art studio for gnomes"

    • @vomitcomet
      @vomitcomet 5 лет назад +86

      trust me mate JonTron ain't broke, even in NY

    • @jeremywp123
      @jeremywp123 5 лет назад +113

      @@vomitcomet I have successfully deduced this

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 5 лет назад +1

      @@jeremywp123
      Wow

    • @kenbee1957
      @kenbee1957 5 лет назад +2

      You don't say...

  • @elichase2760
    @elichase2760 5 лет назад +1799

    JonTron buying a $2000 8 foot garden gnome has to be the hardest flex of 2019

    • @dorf7219
      @dorf7219 5 лет назад +66

      i think being able to sell a $2000 8ft garden gnome has been the largest flex of 2019

    • @SquishyZoran
      @SquishyZoran 5 лет назад +4

      Nerdy Gamer you should look at Hammacher Schlemmer then. They got all kinds of crazy shit!

    • @jedediahhopkins6051
      @jedediahhopkins6051 5 лет назад +5

      *_RICEGUM WANTS YOUR LOCATION_*

    • @therosejoker3685
      @therosejoker3685 5 лет назад +8

      *MRBEAST ENTERED THE CHAT*

    • @cibor07
      @cibor07 5 лет назад +3

      I don't think so, just remember Mr Beast Battle Royale.

  • @lilquirkylol
    @lilquirkylol 3 года назад +56

    If "I was smoking a beer" doesn't give off JonTron energy, I don't know what will.

  • @thezambambo2184
    @thezambambo2184 5 лет назад +1580

    "I was smoking a beer with my friends last night"
    Well there's your first problem

    • @ThisAdamGuy
      @ThisAdamGuy 5 лет назад +44

      Is it? Maybe he was using the Chambong.

    • @megaman161
      @megaman161 5 лет назад +38

      @@ThisAdamGuy Smoking a beer out of a Chambong? Now that sounds extra illegal.

    • @addaccount9246
      @addaccount9246 5 лет назад +7

      having friends

    • @hail2tfreeman
      @hail2tfreeman 5 лет назад +12

      Can’t tell if he has a drinking problem or a smoking problem

    • @shinya_2543
      @shinya_2543 5 лет назад

      I think he was talking about chambong

  • @Mister_BIack
    @Mister_BIack 4 года назад +11084

    "Your daughter is worth 999.999,99$"
    "Oh thank you, are you giving us that money?"
    Did she... did she just try to sell her daughter?

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 4 года назад +703

      Money's money.

    • @ythunter4288
      @ythunter4288 4 года назад +1136

      I mean, if the daughter's adopted then, in a way, she's already been "sold."

    • @firerunner5482
      @firerunner5482 4 года назад +60

      @@JimmyBoy9878 yes it is

    • @mattshaman668
      @mattshaman668 4 года назад +706

      Did she just try to sell her daughter... again?

    • @raycert07
      @raycert07 4 года назад +18

      Mmmmm perhaps

  • @sarahlewis7859
    @sarahlewis7859 5 лет назад +2680

    >Buys yodelling pickel
    >It yodels
    Yep, that's about right

  • @pugtie4695
    @pugtie4695 2 года назад +186

    I work at a thrift store and I have officially seen The yodeling pickle and when it was there I would just play it and all my coworkers would be like where the hell is that coming from like every time I walk by I just quickly press the button they were so relieved when they finally sold the damn thing

  • @myamdane6895
    @myamdane6895 5 лет назад +4176

    I love how Jon casually says he opened up an art gallery to show off his $2000 gnome

    • @jewelsbeckley3216
      @jewelsbeckley3216 4 года назад +137

      if I'm going to be flexed on it better be done right.

    • @yoboichill0842
      @yoboichill0842 4 года назад +24

      Hidden flex he been cashing checks

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 года назад +16

      There are probably crazier exhibits in California.

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 года назад +20

      It's a better deal than the guy who paid a million dollars for a literal urinal.

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 4 года назад +6

      @@Mr-Trox Dude I need more info

  • @lukenzo8925
    @lukenzo8925 5 лет назад +1377

    I went on Amazon to see if Jon actually wrote that review... and he did!
    Jon truly is a man of the people.

    • @schmitzcj
      @schmitzcj 5 лет назад +54

      Wha?? I couldn't find it,.. dammit,.. I need to stop drinkin',.. I mean smoking beers, while watching these.

    • @Seferot228
      @Seferot228 5 лет назад +31

      @@schmitzcj
      all reviews>verified purchases only>4 stars only
      Jon Jafari
      4.0 out of 5 stars
      This is a fine product
      May 21, 2019
      Verified Purchase
      I can't believe it, I bought this yodeling pickle and it yodeled at me. I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed in the lack of yodel variety. You could have imagined that they would have at least a few Bavarian dudes on staff to give a few more samples or maybe just had the same guy do another take. But you know, time is money.

  • @123inuyashalover
    @123inuyashalover 5 лет назад +4302

    I checked the amazon reviews of that body pillow. He actually left that review lol

    • @Droopsnooot
      @Droopsnooot 5 лет назад +117

      glad i wasnt the only one to do that

    • @tloz_games9261
      @tloz_games9261 5 лет назад +232

      5,501 people found it helpful.

    • @remfrt7609
      @remfrt7609 5 лет назад +20

      Eli Greer do you have a link to it? Can’t find it.

    • @MissBarker93
      @MissBarker93 5 лет назад +11

      Byoutiful.

    • @eddielombardo
      @eddielombardo 5 лет назад +43

      @@remfrt7609 Just search boyfriend pillow on Amazon, it's right near the top, then scroll down to comments, and it should be the top post from Jon Jafari.

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn 2 года назад +35

    There’s a random moment in every JonTron vid that I crave to rewatch every once in a while, and 6:10 is the moment for this video in particular. I fucking love that it has Marth’s voice lines from Smash Bros for no reason.

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 Год назад +1

      You did it!! You made a person !! And has a pet!!!
      *congratulations*
      This man created life !

  • @the_communist_manifesto7779
    @the_communist_manifesto7779 5 лет назад +1408

    "I was smoking a beer with my friends" is all he had to say.

    • @Rainfall7
      @Rainfall7 5 лет назад +8

      perfect reference

    • @addaccount9246
      @addaccount9246 5 лет назад +6

      foreshadowing 100

    • @whatamidoing725
      @whatamidoing725 5 лет назад +3

      Jesus Perez i think hes still a little coked high

    • @titansparrow64
      @titansparrow64 5 лет назад +2

      I prefer drinking weed, but i’ll smoke a beer once in awhile

    • @vivamexico254
      @vivamexico254 5 лет назад +1

      Weve all been there

  • @QuicklimeTime
    @QuicklimeTime 5 лет назад +3051

    "I'm gonna copyright strike anyone else who copies this idea."
    That's Fine, brother. Perfect way to React.

  • @dusto1878
    @dusto1878 5 лет назад +1281

    Other youtubers: lets make some drama
    JonTron: G N O M E S O N G

    • @b3dh3d95
      @b3dh3d95 5 лет назад +6

      Tyree Brooks his dramas already over

    • @BromanderInChief
      @BromanderInChief 5 лет назад +7

      idubbbz: **does both**

    • @magnum_dingus
      @magnum_dingus 5 лет назад +2

      @@someguy4853 Since when are "odd" and "sensible" synonyms?

    • @joscpe
      @joscpe 5 лет назад +1

      Welp, I've never cared about Jared. I don't see a reason to change course. Honestly don't care what he's into in the slightest...

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 лет назад

      We’ve been gnomed

  • @sugabrowndominguez4614
    @sugabrowndominguez4614 2 года назад +27

    I legit love you Jon.
    I've struggled with depression most my life n you really helped me with these videos. I must have seen everyone more than 100 times.
    Thank you Man.

  • @atayamohammad0
    @atayamohammad0 5 лет назад +816

    Can we acknowledge how Jon lost so much weight? Good on him, he’s a real inspiration

    • @core7874
      @core7874 5 лет назад +125

      All thanks to the face slimmer

    • @todbilegotgonbat3943
      @todbilegotgonbat3943 5 лет назад +50

      "I thought Jon was fat this whole time,
      boi slim thicc
      Skinny legend got me quaking"
      - Jon's favorite comment, probably

    • @Murrytmds
      @Murrytmds 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah during the Zorb bit I was like "oh wow Jon is actually looking pretty good these days"

    • @98Dreadboy
      @98Dreadboy 5 лет назад +13

      He has gained weight recently though, he is way skinnier in the Flex tape video etc.

    • @VaktheFox
      @VaktheFox 5 лет назад +10

      @@98Dreadboy Blame cheesecake pizza.

  • @lovellcielo478
    @lovellcielo478 5 лет назад +1030

    Jontron: "I was out smoking a beer with my friends last night, and--"
    *_Several people are typing..._*

  • @aithorcastillo7195
    @aithorcastillo7195 5 лет назад +958

    1:00
    "I was smoking a beer with my friends"
    ~JonTron 2019

    • @bungiesblueflames
      @bungiesblueflames 5 лет назад +4

      Aithor Castillo damn, I was about to comment that

    • @dwayneparsons1333
      @dwayneparsons1333 5 лет назад +7

      Glad I wasnt the only one who noticed XD

    • @peksn
      @peksn 5 лет назад +11

      He said it so casual it slipped right through for me lmao

    • @Sanriihoeee
      @Sanriihoeee 5 лет назад +10

      That’s not possible because John Tron doesn’t have friends

    • @Shiny_Scrafty
      @Shiny_Scrafty 5 лет назад +3

      Dwayne Parsons same ahahhaha

  • @TheSnowQueen_369
    @TheSnowQueen_369 10 месяцев назад +7

    "you're not that good"
    "I wonder why Jason didn't text you back?"
    "Can Porky Pig be classified as a monster?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hakimi655
    @Hakimi655 5 лет назад +563

    "Nice bird"
    "Yes his name is Petri"
    "Petri?"
    "Yes like the dish you came from"
    *I WHEEZE*

    • @michael.jcaboose1181
      @michael.jcaboose1181 5 лет назад

      Funny haha

    • @who_this_king
      @who_this_king 5 лет назад

      I don't get it, can someone please explain it??

    • @dimyell
      @dimyell 5 лет назад

      @@who_this_king petri dish, that thing from science classes and experiments?

    • @who_this_king
      @who_this_king 5 лет назад

      @@dimyell
      I just googled it, I get it now
      English is not my first language, I thought it was some kind of food lol

  • @jonwat3666
    @jonwat3666 5 лет назад +1407

    Most youtubers:look at this expensive car
    Jontron:gnome

    • @AirahsELL
      @AirahsELL 5 лет назад +14

      Jon gnomed us all this day

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 5 лет назад +8

      Just waiting for the flex tape jokes like I’ve seen on other comments

    • @yandere2537
      @yandere2537 5 лет назад +1

      I gnome right?

    • @jonwat3666
      @jonwat3666 5 лет назад

      @@purplehaze2358 true but i meant the popular ones also sorry for taking so long to see this i didn't get a notification

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 лет назад +1

      @@jonwat3666 There's no reason to apologize, really, I know that, most of the time when a commenter doesn't reply to a reply, it's because of that.

  • @ringaroundrosie2765
    @ringaroundrosie2765 5 лет назад +556

    "I was smoking a beer last night"
    *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

    • @undeadbillymays
      @undeadbillymays 5 лет назад +1

      I am pretty sure he is quoting the LA Turtle video “hops”

  • @papaphantom5031
    @papaphantom5031 2 года назад +69

    Genuinely curious if Jon still has that giant gnome.

  • @Ace-O-D
    @Ace-O-D 5 лет назад +2001

    “YOUR DAUGHTER IS WORTH $999,999”
    “IM WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS”

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад +27

      "Are you giving it to us?"

    • @alainali6010
      @alainali6010 5 лет назад +11

      Ghwooh ha ha haaaa! you have been....GNOMINATED

    • @Joawlisdoingfine
      @Joawlisdoingfine 5 лет назад +10

      Ace of The Deck
      I mean if you count the organs for the black market, the hair for the witches/wig makers, the flesh for the cannibals, the bones for Disney Rides or blackmailing the family for a chance to bury her, and her wallet....
      About that much yeah

    • @june16fre
      @june16fre 5 лет назад +3

      @@Joawlisdoingfine nice to know, I'm about to have 999,999

    • @drac9634
      @drac9634 5 лет назад +6

      She was good looking ngl

  • @SlimGrimJim
    @SlimGrimJim 5 лет назад +904

    When JonTron flexes on you with a 2K gnome

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 5 лет назад +1476

    I look forward to seeing this gnome in the background of all of Jontron’s future videos.

  • @devanhinskey9001
    @devanhinskey9001 3 года назад +13

    13:07
    “Silence! Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt?”

  • @DuskSkullin
    @DuskSkullin 5 лет назад +1019

    "I was smoking *a beer* with my friends last night."
    I'm not even mad... That's amazing.

    • @tycoughlin735
      @tycoughlin735 5 лет назад +37

      Maybe he was using the champbong

    • @cockatooinsunglasses7492
      @cockatooinsunglasses7492 5 лет назад +27

      Next he’ll be drinking weed.

    • @spoonman5184
      @spoonman5184 5 лет назад +8

      Is that a intentional anchorman reference?

    • @DuskSkullin
      @DuskSkullin 5 лет назад +4

      @@spoonman5184 Wow... you know how to cut to the core. You're so wise...... You're like a minature Buddha.... covered in hair.

    • @spoonman5184
      @spoonman5184 5 лет назад +3

      @@DuskSkullin beautiful

  • @kerbecks1727
    @kerbecks1727 5 лет назад +1313

    After this video that gnome is gonna be worth $1,000,000

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 5 лет назад +4

      667th like

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 5 лет назад +6

      Mac&Cheesy I'll take your whole stock

    • @Handinmapocket
      @Handinmapocket 5 лет назад +16

      Yes this was his plan all along! This video is just an advertisement for the gnome.

    • @Frawl203
      @Frawl203 5 лет назад +1

      We'll see in the next charity stream they do lol

    • @HiddenObject98
      @HiddenObject98 5 лет назад

      @@Frawl203 It would be awesome if he sold that $2000 8' garden gnome for $1m just to give it to charity lol

  • @pyrotempestwing
    @pyrotempestwing 5 лет назад +1192

    Jon: I was smoking a beer-
    Me: Okay, that tells me everything I need to know.

    • @HereticJon
      @HereticJon 5 лет назад +14

      It's like a bong, but you use beer instead of water.

    • @CanuckGod
      @CanuckGod 5 лет назад +2

      Story checks out.

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 5 лет назад +3

      Police Marksmen
      I feel like that would kill me.

    • @HereticJon
      @HereticJon 5 лет назад

      @@sporeham1674 Naaaah, I dont see why it would.
      Science is done better while smoking beer.

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 5 лет назад +1

      EXPENSIVE MISTAKE SOUNDS

  • @lando.50
    @lando.50 3 года назад +39

    I love how messed up Jon and Kevin look after they get out of the Zorb balls

    • @Karia_Winchester
      @Karia_Winchester 10 месяцев назад

      Markiplier and Ethan did the Zorb balls and it didn't end well for one of them. 😬

  • @a.t.3192
    @a.t.3192 5 лет назад +487

    I'm gonna start using that line.
    "You are worth $999,999. Do you know how much I am worth? $1,000,000."

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 5 лет назад +605

    "Sergio we need to make a video"
    "what'd you do this time Jon?"
    "I bought a gnome. It was two grand. We need a video"

    • @USMC49er
      @USMC49er 5 лет назад +5

      So it wasn't a gnelf or a gnoblin, he bought a gnome?

    • @DrillingStarT
      @DrillingStarT 5 лет назад

      It was warth it XD

    • @thanos4314
      @thanos4314 5 лет назад

      It's Keemstar

    • @girlcrazyrockstar
      @girlcrazyrockstar 5 лет назад +1

      Yo madness combat havent seen it in years

  • @CristhePancake
    @CristhePancake 5 лет назад +881

    Woman: **enters Louvre**
    "Oh boi, that's an interesting floor you got there, isn't it!"

    • @tallbird9784
      @tallbird9784 5 лет назад +16

      "What a neat glass ceiling"

    • @tupolev154foundin5
      @tupolev154foundin5 5 лет назад +8

      Tallbird ever been to the louvre? theres a 4 meter long spike underground thats has a giant plasma effect on the floor .... so yes the cieling is very interesting

    • @josa2743
      @josa2743 5 лет назад +1

      **Architects

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 3 года назад +12

    I love Kevin. It's so funny to see Jon just vibing with a friend

  • @ItsExoticChaos
    @ItsExoticChaos 5 лет назад +1723

    "your daugter is worth $999,999."
    "Do you know how much i'm worth?"
    "One. Million. Dollars!'

    • @eviljohnnybravo7575
      @eviljohnnybravo7575 5 лет назад +7

      @@blanca-jk2dh she wishes. she is a whole dollar short

    • @jcoulton4
      @jcoulton4 5 лет назад +95

      "Are you giving us that money?"
      She sounded like she was interested in selling her daughter to someone else. Oh wait...

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 лет назад +7

      @@jcoulton4 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 5 лет назад +8

      @@jcoulton4 Too soon

    • @roachdoggjr45
      @roachdoggjr45 5 лет назад +5

      that was some team four star shit right there.

  • @dcpinapels
    @dcpinapels 5 лет назад +2288

    “Smoking a beer”
    -Jon Tron 2019

  • @westernpolitix
    @westernpolitix 5 лет назад +1412

    The Jon-Boyfriend-Dog pillows fusion was better than most of the megazords

    • @kentavirus2100
      @kentavirus2100 5 лет назад +61

      it's also the ultimate stand:
      ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
      「PILLOWTALK」

    • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
      @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf 5 лет назад +2

      Kenta Virus oh my god

    • @98953812
      @98953812 5 лет назад +5

      Better yet, it's voiced by the same guy who voices Marth. 😂😂

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 5 лет назад

      I like how they say *most* cause it means they know at least 3 megazords

    • @roymustangbutcooler6769
      @roymustangbutcooler6769 5 лет назад +2

      @@kentavirus2100 COULD THIS BE THE WORK OF A STAND (distant WRY)

  • @Mor1adim
    @Mor1adim 2 года назад +29

    The ad at the end hits differently

    • @LerminTheGamer
      @LerminTheGamer 2 года назад

      LMAOO

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 9 месяцев назад

      Why? It’s still good, no matter what.

    • @Mor1adim
      @Mor1adim 9 месяцев назад

      @@TomJakobW Because Roiland is gross.

  • @gordonweiss7558
    @gordonweiss7558 4 года назад +2256

    "I don't like it. It feels wrong."
    "It's tasty"

  • @ShaggySatyr
    @ShaggySatyr 3 года назад +3776

    That old woman came to see gnomes and by god she looked at every single one.

    • @kicks4439
      @kicks4439 3 года назад +315

      i paid for the whole exhibition i'll look at the whole exhibition goddammit

    • @oceanman207
      @oceanman207 3 года назад +7

      666 likes oh no

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 2 года назад +8

      @@oceanman207 outdated comment oh no

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 2 года назад +1

      Florida Dude outdated comment oh no

    • @minxzers2369
      @minxzers2369 2 года назад +1

      @@Ethorbit Outdated comment oh no

  • @TacticallyInferior
    @TacticallyInferior 5 лет назад +607

    “I was smoking a beer with my friends last night”
    Fantastic Jon fantastic

    • @BlastVerses
      @BlastVerses 5 лет назад +2

      lmaoo i thought no one would notice

    • @oneidea1121
      @oneidea1121 5 лет назад +2

      i dint catch that on the vid hahahahahahaha

    • @BanHelsing
      @BanHelsing 5 лет назад +4

      As soon as I heard that I thought "what??" But I wasn't about to question the God himself so

    • @lionelk.y7233
      @lionelk.y7233 5 лет назад +4

      I know who smokes beer
      Drink cigar that crap is goid

    • @TheSecondR
      @TheSecondR 5 лет назад +2

      I see JonTron is a fan of UkinoJoe

  • @wouldntyouliketoknow1840
    @wouldntyouliketoknow1840 2 года назад +27

    My mom actually owns two of the child sized gnomes from the magazines
    They’re guarding the front door and during Christmas they get Santa hats 🥲

    • @kassar7146
      @kassar7146 2 года назад +3

      That's actually awesome XD

  • @pseudoruu
    @pseudoruu 4 года назад +3131

    "his name is petri."
    "petri?"
    "yes, like the dish you came from."
    underrated
    13:28

  • @Otto-ct6jw
    @Otto-ct6jw 5 лет назад +442

    “I was smoking a beer with my friends”
    That’s what they all say.

    • @brockhorner2371
      @brockhorner2371 5 лет назад +5

      you tryna smoke some beer out of your ass?

  • @jjh9060
    @jjh9060 5 лет назад +2910

    "i was smoking a beer, last night, and it just appeared."

    • @alanmaclaren4118
      @alanmaclaren4118 5 лет назад +34

      How do you smoke a beer?

    • @mootoast8614
      @mootoast8614 5 лет назад +53

      Alan Bolton you put it in a beer bong

    • @xanderberry8439
      @xanderberry8439 5 лет назад +1

      HoW

    • @tuxido4913
      @tuxido4913 5 лет назад +12

      Love to smoke a beer with the lads.

    • @russhu4265
      @russhu4265 5 лет назад +10

      Uh, you can actually smoke alcohol by evaporating it

  • @johnjohnson201
    @johnjohnson201 3 года назад +17

    9:20 gotta save this for “a friend” that doesn’t speak up for themself
    *Who’s Kevin and why?*
    The purest philosophy

  • @sergiolucas2781
    @sergiolucas2781 5 лет назад +691

    I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT "YOU'RE NOT ALONE" PARODY. I'M DEAD. THANKS DAD.

    • @handhdhd6522
      @handhdhd6522 5 лет назад +6

      HE WAS SMOKIN A BEER😂😂😂😂

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 5 лет назад +1

      Silencio mijo

    • @sergiolucas2781
      @sergiolucas2781 5 лет назад +3

      @@Ecktor Lucas is my last name. I come from the "Lucas" family.

    • @TheShadow1347
      @TheShadow1347 5 лет назад +4

      I didn't expect the "You're not alone" parody either. thank you JonTron, very cool

    • @stilljamming
      @stilljamming 5 лет назад

      Also... really good vocals, well produced and everything.

  • @Spookz_628
    @Spookz_628 5 лет назад +1609

    1:01 “I was smoking a beer with my friends last night”

    • @blueisnotgreen7258
      @blueisnotgreen7258 5 лет назад +56

      What a nerd! You can't smoke beer you have to vaporize it.

    • @fallenonyx7501
      @fallenonyx7501 5 лет назад +7

      Keep it at 69

    • @divad8111
      @divad8111 5 лет назад +16

      Chambong

    • @theirrelevantcritic3630
      @theirrelevantcritic3630 5 лет назад +4

      Blueis Notgreen WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

    • @witherkichian4867
      @witherkichian4867 5 лет назад +23

      @@theirrelevantcritic3630 Wooosh on you pal. Blueis Notgreen was making a joke

  • @Ferraridude13
    @Ferraridude13 4 года назад +4840

    Guy buys a yodeling pickle, then does drunken zorb ball gladiator fight, then sets up real social experiment tricking people into coming to fake art exhibit about garden gnomes, all in a 15 minute video and gets 15 million views. This guy is the king of RUclips.

    • @fzndn-xvii
      @fzndn-xvii 3 года назад +101

      And don't forget that music video

    • @DomMazz
      @DomMazz 3 года назад +30

      I am not agnome 🎶🎶

    • @overlorddante
      @overlorddante 3 года назад +51

      He turned his money into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 3 года назад +9

      he also made a music video about the gnome

    • @Helladamnleet
      @Helladamnleet 3 года назад +18

      According to some article RUclipsrs make on the low end an average of $3/thousand views, so there's very good potential he made around $42,000 on just this one video.

  • @shd_samurai9676
    @shd_samurai9676 Год назад +3

    Imagine someone shouting breach, breach, breach, a loud crashing sound, your door is kicked open and instead of a flashbang or a rubber grenade, somebody throws in a yodeling pickle.

  • @gabrielmatamoros5924
    @gabrielmatamoros5924 5 лет назад +3514

    RUclipsr: *flexes $2,000 watch*
    Jontron: *flexes $2,000 gnome*

    • @gamechannel1271
      @gamechannel1271 5 лет назад +113

      Why buy a $2000 gnome statue when you can buy a $2000 1/1 scale anime waifu statue?

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 5 лет назад +75

      @@gamechannel1271 ...C...can you fuck it?

    • @ahab5735
      @ahab5735 5 лет назад +18

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle woah

    • @ahab5735
      @ahab5735 5 лет назад +4

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle do u use PS4 or Xbox

    • @dominator-tc8ik
      @dominator-tc8ik 5 лет назад +71

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle Anything's fuckable if you're brave enough.

  • @jorgema8822
    @jorgema8822 5 лет назад +225

    “I was smoking a beer with my friends last night” greatest quote of 2019

    • @neontempzzz
      @neontempzzz 5 лет назад

      What you talking about? I smoke a cold one with the boys all the time.

  • @artwizardsam3238
    @artwizardsam3238 5 лет назад +1858

    We literally got 10+ Jontron videos in an year SO FAR. Seems like Flex Tape fixed his schedule.
    *WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE FOLKS!!*

    • @gamingkitsune1947
      @gamingkitsune1947 5 лет назад +24

      IDK, but we are probably in one of the best timelines

    • @barbs896
      @barbs896 5 лет назад

      What?

    • @darthbane2669
      @darthbane2669 5 лет назад

      Hopefully he keeps up the pace.

    • @NpcManDoesStuff
      @NpcManDoesStuff 5 лет назад +3

      Praise the flex tape god that is Phil Swift

    • @not_avaliable
      @not_avaliable 5 лет назад +11

      Hes the youtube born, after projared fell he swooped in and took his soul

  • @Haunted_Plush
    @Haunted_Plush 3 года назад +7

    I come back to this sometimes for Jon's unironically amazing singing

  • @NohorseRU
    @NohorseRU 5 лет назад +558

    _"Good morning, Mr. Jafari?_
    _This is your bank calling, we've noticed some... unusual activity on your credit card-"_

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 5 лет назад +44

      "you only spent 2000 on gnomes this month"

    • @jackjackson2026
      @jackjackson2026 5 лет назад +21

      "Furthermore, you haven't spent any money on bird feed."

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 5 лет назад +2

      _"You mean something... abgnormal? Khchi."_

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 лет назад +2

      *And then his bank locks him out of all of his money*

  • @pikachubandit7222
    @pikachubandit7222 5 лет назад +622

    Seems all the Flex products fixed Jontron's upload schedule

  • @khzero8347
    @khzero8347 5 лет назад +449

    “I was smoking a beer with my friends”
    Sounds about right for a JonTron video

    • @rinusluijk3514
      @rinusluijk3514 5 лет назад +6

      What, you don't smoke hops out of your ass?

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 5 лет назад

      Is it just me or is Jon's (presumed) friend Kevin cute as hell?

    • @TheSpliceer
      @TheSpliceer 5 лет назад

      you know skippy?

  • @nekotyrant1629
    @nekotyrant1629 3 года назад +4

    "I was smokin' a beer with my friends" is a line that always catches me off guard.

  • @eggmom_813
    @eggmom_813 5 лет назад +491

    $2000 side gag turned into like a $6000+ side gag really fast.
    But it's okay because he lives in New York so he has to have that kind of money.

    • @NovaVokri
      @NovaVokri 5 лет назад

      yeah, i mean that almost the rent of a small 2 room apartment up there!

  • @RedmoonStudiosYT
    @RedmoonStudiosYT 5 лет назад +958

    I think we can now officially say that flex tape fixed jontrons upload schedule.

  • @RoadieDoh
    @RoadieDoh 5 лет назад +625

    "His name is Petri"
    "Petri?"
    "Yes, like the dish you came from."
    That's good.

  • @nichoalaz6235
    @nichoalaz6235 3 года назад +13

    “I was smoking a beer with my friends”
    Anything after a sentence like that isn’t usually smart nor ethically correct.

    • @loganl6501
      @loganl6501 3 года назад

      Dyslexia made me read that as "ethnically correct" and now I can't un-see that.

  • @pixelhavoc4950
    @pixelhavoc4950 4 года назад +3749

    Can we talk about how Jon's review of the boyfriend pillow was called "Unfortunately Perfect"

    • @santiustelive
      @santiustelive 3 года назад +50

      no.

    • @pixelhavoc4950
      @pixelhavoc4950 3 года назад +117

      @@santiustelive fair enough have a nice day

    • @comosellama5287
      @comosellama5287 3 года назад +8

      I missed that the first time 😅😂🤣

    • @skrtchy1445
      @skrtchy1445 3 года назад +46

      and it's actually on Amazon's review page...

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 2 года назад +12

      I originally read this as joke, and, now, I believe it, and I blame each one of you for it.

  • @satoru_gojohollow
    @satoru_gojohollow 5 лет назад +1594

    Alternative title; Jontron copes with the fact he bought a $2000 gnome

    • @bijntjeveenstra2455
      @bijntjeveenstra2455 5 лет назад +9

      Thats the ytp title

    • @Bootsii
      @Bootsii 5 лет назад +22

      🎶 You could have called this vid, "Jontron copes with the fact he bought a $2000 gnome" and NO ONE would have argued with you 🎶

    • @katekatekate3690
      @katekatekate3690 5 лет назад +8

      Tax writeoff - The video

    • @BulkBrogan.
      @BulkBrogan. 5 лет назад +5

      And breaking a drone

    • @modzmodzz
      @modzmodzz 5 лет назад

      667th like, don't worry I screenshot it.

  • @GIRru11
    @GIRru11 5 лет назад +824

    Exactly what I subscribed for, a song about a giant gnome

  • @kulbrez4884
    @kulbrez4884 5 месяцев назад +4

    Was not expecting the Michael Jackson reference at the end lol.

  • @jmfindorff
    @jmfindorff 4 года назад +610

    "Can Porky Pig be classified as a monster?"
    Jon's asking the real questions here.

  • @bendyer4769
    @bendyer4769 5 лет назад +652

    Other people:(flex supreme)
    Jon:(flexes his 2 grand gnome)

  • @CheezburgerPedobeer
    @CheezburgerPedobeer 5 лет назад +697

    The production value in this video is CRAZY

    • @saltyfruity9017
      @saltyfruity9017 5 лет назад +21

      its at least worth 2000 dollars

    • @magaman49
      @magaman49 5 лет назад +4

      @@saltyfruity9017 And a yodeling pickle.

    • @Flea_ip
      @Flea_ip 5 лет назад +1

      I think you mean Cr*ZEDy

  • @__________________________Fred
    @__________________________Fred 2 года назад +1

    I am the creator of the boyfriend pillow and since jon left the review, our sales have risen by 800%. Thank you Jon.

  • @breth373
    @breth373 5 лет назад +353

    I love how these jontron vids start with a simple plot and just devolve into true madness

    • @sleepychameleon6871
      @sleepychameleon6871 5 лет назад +4

      The essence of my life.

    • @WideMouth
      @WideMouth 5 лет назад +1

      That’s how dreams, specifically nightmares, work.

  • @AEBigale
    @AEBigale 4 года назад +3782

    “I was smoking a beer with my friends”
    - jontron June 1st 2019

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 5 лет назад +387

    Jon just Gnomed NYC, all just for a video. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @jimmy6535
    @jimmy6535 2 года назад +4

    I love how Jon or whoever it was managed to make actual art and a fun experience i would totally line up for to go see on a saturday.

  • @raiseasato
    @raiseasato 5 лет назад +313

    "It's not funny; don't laugh."
    I felt instant shame. Thanks Jon.

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +416

    "Buying Dumb Things Online"
    _first thing i see is a mobile game ad_

    • @Cappytain101
      @Cappytain101 5 лет назад +14

      Daddy has to pay the bills somehow!

    • @ChaseMakes
      @ChaseMakes 5 лет назад +2

      Coincidence, I think not!!!

    • @tombsmb
      @tombsmb 5 лет назад +1

      Remember when Jon played video games? I do too... anyway back to him finding dumb shit online

    • @Joxerlol
      @Joxerlol 5 лет назад

      @@tombsmb I'm 100% sure he is going to play WoW Classic

    • @Danielgil28893-x
      @Danielgil28893-x 5 лет назад +1

      His gnome wasn't free

  • @redflagrevolutionary6549
    @redflagrevolutionary6549 5 лет назад +554

    "I was *smoking a beer* with my friends. I blacked out and when I came to, he was there... an eight and a half foot garden gnome."
    -Jontron 2019

    • @fiddlebender88
      @fiddlebender88 5 лет назад +2

      No doubt it's a nod to LA Turtle.

    • @flounderd
      @flounderd 5 лет назад

      Fiddlebender Thanks, I didn’t want to watch the video, so thanks for telling me exactly what he said! 😭

    • @billcipher3180
      @billcipher3180 5 лет назад

      to "smoke a beer" means to drink beer while smoking weed

    • @redflagrevolutionary6549
      @redflagrevolutionary6549 5 лет назад

      @@billcipher3180 thanks... i guess

    • @MarianahsTrenchGal1
      @MarianahsTrenchGal1 5 лет назад +1

      How did I just completely miss the "smoking a beer" part