People Order Pizza and I Deliver Torment - Cooking Simulator - Pizza

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt 3 года назад +4717

    Could you imagine the gastric terror you would feel if you were at a restaurant and from the kitchen you heard "nummy nummy num".

    • @JustaLilEepy
      @JustaLilEepy 3 года назад +132

      yes, and only yes.

    • @perodactyl490
      @perodactyl490 3 года назад +330

      Oh boy I can't wait for 75 pounds of cheese, nonsensical sauce, and meat of the highest tier.

    • @Itzzoey0
      @Itzzoey0 3 года назад +75

      mmmmmmmmmmmmcat

    • @The-Anomalous
      @The-Anomalous 3 года назад +21

      Imma laugh

    • @jennychoajc
      @jennychoajc 3 года назад +2

      @@Itzzoey0 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdog

  • @klbm9999
    @klbm9999 3 года назад +10306

    The ending was probably the starting for raft

  • @SpammingY
    @SpammingY Год назад +427

    18:47 I mean it's probably for the best that the guy got an empty plate where he could imagine a delicious pizza instead of your marshmallow tornado nightmare

  • @corvinredacted
    @corvinredacted Год назад +241

    "I will not apologize for my art."
    I didn't realize Josh had such major Caaaaarl from Llamas in Hats vibes until this moment.

    • @edgecrystal7533
      @edgecrystal7533 Год назад

      Joooooosh that kills people

    • @brodychurchman2793
      @brodychurchman2793 6 месяцев назад +22

      "Josh that kills people."

    • @syrathdouglas1244
      @syrathdouglas1244 6 месяцев назад +7

      I mean, he may be a psychopath, and he most certainly has a long history of (virtual) violence

    • @airy214
      @airy214 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@brodychurchman2793 oh really i had no idea

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer Месяц назад +2

      He's definitely seen it, as he's made references in other videos (one I specifically remember is in one of the planet zoo videos he says "graaace, that kills people!")

  • @Maynick2001
    @Maynick2001 3 года назад +3982

    Imagine being in a pizza restaurant, looking through the window to the kitchen, and just seeing a man nonchalantly chucking bottles of booze against every single wall.

  • @felixyuutsu8214
    @felixyuutsu8214 4 года назад +229

    I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos

    • @Tommo.
      @Tommo. 4 года назад +4

      may i present to you, GrayStillPlays

    • @felixyuutsu8214
      @felixyuutsu8214 4 года назад +2

      @@Tommo. oooh!
      I know him!
      Idk why I didn't think Ed of that earlier

  • @ninjastar3238
    @ninjastar3238 4 года назад +497

    Josh: makes tornado with parsley
    Me: has Satisfactory flashbacks

    • @dakotayocom7764
      @dakotayocom7764 4 года назад +6

      How do you not have 5k likes on this comment!? So legit lol.

    • @SnailBot
      @SnailBot 4 года назад +5

      Also bearnado flashback

    • @neooblisk0084
      @neooblisk0084 4 года назад +3

      @@SnailBot the ptsd

    • @sanuelkessler8435
      @sanuelkessler8435 4 года назад

      me too

    • @simdimdim
      @simdimdim 4 года назад

      That's cuz the pizza was very satisfactory :D

  • @anadnan1699
    @anadnan1699 Год назад +1537

    "The pizza was burnt"
    "The sauce was burnt"
    "The cheese was burnt"
    "And the time was apparently burnt" 😂

  • @dazbe0
    @dazbe0 3 года назад +777

    Wow, sauce and melt cheese physics is actually impressive

    • @Geebinator
      @Geebinator 3 года назад +30

      3rd pizza was a literal lasagna

    • @luna_hybird8294
      @luna_hybird8294 3 года назад +2

      I see raw 🍕

    • @MASTER_CHIEFS71
      @MASTER_CHIEFS71 3 года назад +5

      This guy literally tests the limits of every game

    • @jeremymiano1021
      @jeremymiano1021 3 года назад

      Whole nother vocal of level coming from my mind

    • @Sandwich_BC
      @Sandwich_BC 3 года назад

      *Me making pizza irl*

  • @Creaform003
    @Creaform003 3 года назад +1409

    I fell like if you ever arrested Josh, he would spend 20 minutes decorating his cell in the strangest way and at the end reveal he could have gotten out the whole time only to float off into the sky.

    • @dalelc43
      @dalelc43 3 года назад +25

      How do you "fell like"? What is a "fell like"?

    • @auraliis
      @auraliis 3 года назад +32

      @@dalelc43 I think he or she means "feel"

    • @cindyvargas2149
      @cindyvargas2149 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @Zapninja365
      @Zapninja365 3 года назад +8

      your profile pick scares me

    • @t0mm0thy
      @t0mm0thy 3 года назад +4

      *laughs in confusion of the ending*

  • @radhair3049
    @radhair3049 3 года назад +771

    "Give the people not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want" is applicable to so many companies it hurts

  • @ALEXTHECAMELEON
    @ALEXTHECAMELEON Год назад +98

    I would animate clips from his entire cooking simulator series but make it absolutely terrifying

  • @giacomoromano6555
    @giacomoromano6555 4 года назад +454

    I honestly didn’t realize how quickly this could escalate

    • @CodenameRune
      @CodenameRune 4 года назад +24

      Welcome to the channel.

    • @RonDon.
      @RonDon. 4 года назад +5

      What did u expect

    • @travescotburger1857
      @travescotburger1857 4 года назад +2

      I’m watching ads right now, but I know this is gonna be a banger.

    • @kwak1987
      @kwak1987 4 года назад

      Why am I not surprised

    • @lisarichards7898
      @lisarichards7898 4 года назад +3

      Ahhh new subscribers welcome to the madness that is Josh hold on tight it's only going to get worse Elder scrolls has Sheogorath RUclips has Josh

  • @thedefenestrator2994
    @thedefenestrator2994 3 года назад +3906

    “Give people not what they ask for, but what I think they want.”
    I would pay to visit a pizzeria which actually operated like that. Sounds like a blast.

    • @nom1489
      @nom1489 3 года назад +77

      You’ve inspired me.

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 года назад +157

      Unless if the pizza boy is Josh

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 3 года назад +214

      "I think this pizza needs a bit of cyanide"

    • @gregcourtney7717
      @gregcourtney7717 3 года назад +63

      ma nope, glass. You wanted glass with your cyanide yes?

    • @stimpack252
      @stimpack252 3 года назад +18

      Almost all Game devs Operate That way

  • @UselessTiefling
    @UselessTiefling 3 года назад +1588

    “where we definitely don’t keep bodies”
    “Oh! We don’t keep bodies!”
    the way he has suprised

    • @pupture9328
      @pupture9328 3 года назад +26

      1:13 they put fried eggs in a freezer not eggs fried eggs

    • @mallory2897
      @mallory2897 3 года назад +8

      Nice profil pic!
      (I think it could be the kind of things that Nico could say)

    • @cutsite3197
      @cutsite3197 3 года назад +9

      Technically the meat produce in the freezer are dead bodys

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +5

      Like any good serial killer would keep a body at the top of their freezer -_-

    • @losers192
      @losers192 3 года назад +2

      Plot twist the vegetables are made of bodies the meat is made of vegetables

  • @PageNotFound_Error-405
    @PageNotFound_Error-405 Год назад +212

    cant imagine going to a pizzaria and walking by the kitchen only to hear a man blaming his problems on a stack of parsley

    • @miseryhymns
      @miseryhymns 3 месяца назад +1

      i worked in a pizza kitchen. i think i have literally done that on hour 7 of my shift before ngl

  • @jakk222
    @jakk222 4 года назад +3776

    “Incredible food, the shattered plate added a unique crunch. 10/10 would recommend”

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei 4 года назад +116

      "The copper undertone was the perfect undercut to this fine cuisine!"

    • @matthewtaylor445
      @matthewtaylor445 4 года назад +79

      There is nothing like the texture of broken floor ceramic to add a little zest to the dish

    • @yuanlinaban8458
      @yuanlinaban8458 4 года назад +64

      also the dust from the floor added a very unique and beautiful taste.

    • @vizar1653
      @vizar1653 4 года назад +13

      crack crack

    • @nokostunes
      @nokostunes 4 года назад +42

      my tongue bleeds red-the color of PASSION

  • @RennyLu
    @RennyLu 4 года назад +519

    The most impressive thing was i watched the whole ad without skipping, that's how entertaining you are

    • @cannardm
      @cannardm 4 года назад +40

      At first I thought 'he's going to go through some list the game requires him to mention to be sponsered, but he doesnt need to play the game' and then I remembered, this is josh, he will find a way to break the game.

    • @ZEPHYR-oz3ft
      @ZEPHYR-oz3ft 4 года назад +9

      𝙔 𝙚 𝙨

    • @rachellewis6641
      @rachellewis6641 4 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @altdechet5075
      @altdechet5075 4 года назад +2

      I would've watched it but it's another game like raid shadow legends that plays itself lol

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz 4 года назад +17

      @@cannardm exactly, I was very close to skipping too, then i remembered who he was, and that he would never do something like that without trying his best to find some sort of glitch or the like, which he did, and it made me respect all the moore =)

  • @nicksm2976
    @nicksm2976 4 года назад +1528

    Attendant: Hello, what pizza would you like to order?
    Me: Meat fortress and parsley tornado.

    • @tomspiegel5322
      @tomspiegel5322 4 года назад +95

      Customer: Why is your cheese specialty called, "Is There A Limit?"

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 4 года назад +20

      Would that be separate, or together?

    • @Chirp9051
      @Chirp9051 4 года назад +26

      Meat Fortress 2

    • @GoatMilkCookie
      @GoatMilkCookie 4 года назад +12

      @@Chirp9051 pyro made all the dishes

    • @Chirp9051
      @Chirp9051 4 года назад +4

      @@GoatMilkCookie yes

  • @menacr
    @menacr 2 года назад +64

    18:53 waited an hour and fourty minutes for an empty plate

  • @erki_unknown9210
    @erki_unknown9210 3 года назад +822

    “The time was apparently burnt.” *had me dying*

    • @Rockethead293
      @Rockethead293 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @kaizoisevil
      @kaizoisevil 3 года назад +16

      Squidward: *burns someone’s shake*
      Josh: “Amateur”

    • @jack_amaa
      @jack_amaa 2 года назад +2

      Same bruh

    • @johnnyplayz6855
      @johnnyplayz6855 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @TheGodOfCruelty
      @TheGodOfCruelty 2 года назад +7

      Easily the best sentence of the video... nearly choked to death when he said it... (on a piece of pizza of all things) shouldn't eat while watching Josh's Videos.

  • @DeadHouseMouse
    @DeadHouseMouse 2 года назад +1526

    I feel like he either has no idea how horrifying “but it’s Josh’s arts & crafts time now” is, or he knows EXACTLY how horrifying it it

    • @tortle1055
      @tortle1055 2 года назад +45

      He totally knows how horrifying it is

    • @TheLocalMothLord0.0
      @TheLocalMothLord0.0 2 года назад +20

      It's Josh. Of course he knows 😂😅

    • @Cowboybeardie
      @Cowboybeardie 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Cowboybeardie
      @Cowboybeardie 2 года назад +4

      @Jimmy Jim grammar moment:

    • @brandonsutton7474
      @brandonsutton7474 2 года назад +2

      It's not horrifying what do you people mean horrifying or his creations being a nightmare? It's a game. It's funny.

  • @samuelsherrow5706
    @samuelsherrow5706 3 года назад +227

    Whenever he makes a cooking simulator video, I put it on in the background and imagine I’m hearing him through the open kitchen door at a fine dining restaurant

  • @thelounge9845
    @thelounge9845 5 месяцев назад +8

    I just showed this video to my girlfriend. I watched it it first came out, but when I tell you, neither of us have laughed this hard in years, and the comments were just as hilarious as the video. We needed that 100%. Thank you sincerely, LGIO.

  • @kpilotti72
    @kpilotti72 3 года назад +2232

    Other gamers: "nothing less than 100 fps"
    Josh: "seconds per frame"

  • @dirk2170
    @dirk2170 4 года назад +493

    Game: You only need a few sprigs of-
    Josh: *dumps in entire rainforest*

    • @Grahamkracers
      @Grahamkracers 4 года назад +1

      true

    • @nohills1070
      @nohills1070 4 года назад +1

      What you don’t dump the entire amazon rain forest when making sauce?

    • @mindymcneill4111
      @mindymcneill4111 4 года назад +4

      @@nohills1070 NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool 4 года назад +543

    “Why does everything end up looking like a nightmare?”
    I have wondered that since the day I accidentally stumbled upon this channel.

    • @har.jasmine5494
      @har.jasmine5494 4 года назад +6

      the pain makes my insides itch

    • @lisarichards7898
      @lisarichards7898 4 года назад +10

      Let's Game It Out = Josh's complete and utter destruction of minds and games

    • @OfficalBonniePlushStudios
      @OfficalBonniePlushStudios 4 года назад

      yes

    • @eric3821
      @eric3821 4 года назад

      @whackycast “I’d eat at your restaurant” lmao🤣🤣

    • @eric3821
      @eric3821 4 года назад

      @@lisarichards7898 yes yes yes!

  • @yackus716
    @yackus716 Год назад +42

    18:16 the comedic timing of the plate breaking will always get me

  • @hezakighamorgan9974
    @hezakighamorgan9974 3 года назад +505

    12:03 As someone who worked at a pizza place that served ranch on pale dough, this was a triggering moment for ptsd I didn't know I had.

    • @StillaMarls
      @StillaMarls Год назад +3

      oh gosh, did you ever try it?

    • @77elite9
      @77elite9 Год назад +5

      Even though I like ranch with pizza that just sounds disgusting.

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 3 года назад +239

    I like how neat and organized his kitchen looks (before the “splash of color” incident) and then all his pizzas look like it came from a retail employee that decided to use all their anger to make a pizza

  • @yourfather7399
    @yourfather7399 3 года назад +446

    imagine waiting outside to order your food and hearing "and here's the freezer where we definitely don't keep bodies...oh we actually don't"

  • @ninjacat2022
    @ninjacat2022 Год назад +30

    I love how he just walks into the other room and there's heaps of dough and flour packets he never bothered to get rid of

  • @disgrace4230
    @disgrace4230 4 года назад +645

    "We don't give them what they want, we give them what we think they want"
    -Josh 2020

    • @jakekgfn
      @jakekgfn 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like Blizzard devs

    • @ChristofferHG
      @ChristofferHG 4 года назад +4

      Not “what we think they want” but “what we *decide* they want”

    • @dappeunitsaebal133
      @dappeunitsaebal133 4 года назад +2

      Apple and Samsung be like😂

    • @jennidurso9102
      @jennidurso9102 4 года назад +1

      People: cough cough I need water Josh: I don’t care

    • @eggo573
      @eggo573 4 года назад

      *SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING*

  • @monch6904
    @monch6904 4 года назад +218

    “We’re out of sauce though, but i have an idea”
    *Law and Order intro plays*

  • @turtle_draws_stuff1470
    @turtle_draws_stuff1470 3 года назад +1748

    “Oh! We don’t keep bodies here! Well colour me surprised.”
    Best line

    • @marxmeesterlijk
      @marxmeesterlijk 3 года назад +42

      well we do, just not human bodies. There were cows, chickens, all kinds of fish

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 2 года назад +1

      Oh theirs still bodies in their its just cut up and packaged to fool us.

    • @mission_apollo
      @mission_apollo 2 года назад +4

      I died laughing!!!

    • @ninasnow6201
      @ninasnow6201 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @SarahSpringle
      @SarahSpringle 2 года назад +7

      Cap.
      “00Flour license to MILL.”

  • @intdisaster
    @intdisaster Год назад +41

    "Oh but we're not done there, we got a dungeon. Or I guess normal people call this a cellar." - Josh, 2020

  • @orindoesthingz
    @orindoesthingz 2 года назад +518

    Imagine going to a pizza restaurant expecting the best then you just hear... "Hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out." THE fear in your body must be at the max.

    • @BuddySirFella1939
      @BuddySirFella1939 2 года назад +10

      he just makes you torture

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty Год назад +11

      Well, actually, I just would wait for something like "there's a lot of hecking meat", I think it worth it

    • @getup95
      @getup95 Год назад +3

      I would become Germany in hoi4 and sent the army to arrest him *The entire army being defeated by Time was burnt*, surrendering

    • @Theabyyssalone
      @Theabyyssalone 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ye tho

    • @jimmyg3835
      @jimmyg3835 10 месяцев назад +1

      you know i thank i will try the ether pizza store

  • @TheBlueScreenYT
    @TheBlueScreenYT 4 года назад +440

    “Double 0 flour, license to mill” was the best joke I’ve heard today

  • @WhackyCast
    @WhackyCast 4 года назад +14606

    I'd eat in your restaurant.

    • @JynxzisSon
      @JynxzisSon 4 года назад +65

      First

    • @Eternity-l7m
      @Eternity-l7m 4 года назад +73

      If you want to die, ok

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 4 года назад +387

      Suicide is never the answer. Please seek help

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 4 года назад +112

      ah yes, i also want to eat a rock solid stack of plants.

    • @xRosaliax
      @xRosaliax 4 года назад +55

      Can't help but notice you didn't say you'd order anything.

  • @BorisG13
    @BorisG13 Год назад +43

    The special “pizza” destroyed me.
    And the way he just casually used the drawer and phone to get out and proceed to walk off on nothing with that monstrosity was just flexing his skills to ruin every game 😂

  • @Violinist_Crab
    @Violinist_Crab 4 года назад +163

    just imagine sitting down at a table and immediately get a fan thrown at your face then served with some "food" with broken shards of plates.

    • @CasperTheRestless
      @CasperTheRestless 4 года назад +4

      I don't think immediately is the right word...

  • @jk-nj6yo
    @jk-nj6yo 4 года назад +323

    I've laughed at every single one of his videos that I've seen he's just such a comedic person I love it

    • @maja_szm
      @maja_szm 4 года назад

      I can relate on that ✨

    • @zigrdadams9428
      @zigrdadams9428 4 года назад +4

      Yep I've been laughing for like 30 minutes now and I've watched this twice now

    • @jjay109
      @jjay109 4 года назад

      @@zigrdadams9428 the cheese pizza just had me like that for a while

    • @gamertardguardian1299
      @gamertardguardian1299 4 года назад +4

      He is, he is smart too. I love how he makes useless stuff In all of his videos that serve no purpose but to take up space it’s hilarious

    • @ethanpriest8073
      @ethanpriest8073 4 года назад +1

      He is the best RUclipsr ever!!🤣

  • @scorpiouskrimson
    @scorpiouskrimson 4 года назад +48

    The gasp of horror when he threw the pizza out by accident
    Also, I can't believe the parsley was solid enough to launch the pizza out when the shovel caught it

  • @stevenbuzinkai767
    @stevenbuzinkai767 11 месяцев назад +32

    You know a pizza is pure horror when even Josh can’t get fully exited about it. 10:16

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 8 месяцев назад +2

      Oh he fully exited alright.

    • @ElectricoGamez
      @ElectricoGamez 7 месяцев назад +1

      *"nUmM-y Nu-MmY n-Um"*

    • @julietaranero9488
      @julietaranero9488 6 месяцев назад

      No he’s laughing so hard that he can’t even breathe

  • @ArminHaba
    @ArminHaba 3 года назад +3910

    imagine you're waiting over 100 minutes for your pizza, and when it's finally finished you get an empty plate

  • @jennifers2008
    @jennifers2008 3 года назад +435

    The sound of distress he made when he accidentally threw his pizza out the window had me legit laughing so hard, he sounded so genuinely upset lol. I had to back it up and watch that part several times 😂😂

  • @EndergamerEndergamer
    @EndergamerEndergamer 3 года назад +319

    4 words that cause pure destruction and chaos
    “Is there a limit”

    • @noneexistent6884
      @noneexistent6884 3 года назад

      Truly though good thing we are far away from him 😅😅

  • @DisturbedGeneration
    @DisturbedGeneration 2 года назад +27

    Ngl. If I could. I would love a kitchen, prep, and storage like that😂.
    It's perfect

  • @elizabethashley42
    @elizabethashley42 3 года назад +320

    That gasp of horror when he yeeted the pizza out the window made me laugh so hard I sobbed.

    • @jellifluff
      @jellifluff 2 года назад +10

      I was looking for this comment. I wheezed when he gasped😂

    • @abdulkabir212
      @abdulkabir212 Год назад +2

      same that jumped out of my chair and almost broke my laptop

  • @rustydusty6333
    @rustydusty6333 4 года назад +333

    Normal people: Would you go get some steak from the cellar please?
    Josh: *D U N G E ON*

  • @vpr_dalton
    @vpr_dalton 4 года назад +836

    This isn't a video game this is Josh's normal day in the kitchen..

    • @SumGum
      @SumGum 4 года назад +11

      It’s not a normal day for us but it’s a normal day for him

    • @chaoticfusion7543
      @chaoticfusion7543 4 года назад

      I love your icon

    • @redeyeloon4032
      @redeyeloon4032 3 года назад

      Ι δοντ σεε σήτας ςρονγ.

    • @xxsweetassugarxx9840
      @xxsweetassugarxx9840 3 года назад

      @@SumGum that’s what he said

  • @ASharkNamedWaffle
    @ASharkNamedWaffle 11 месяцев назад +15

    17:30 The leaning parsley tower on pizza.
    Also hearing an actual chock from him when he accidentally threw the pizza out the window was a first.

  • @kupokraft3685
    @kupokraft3685 4 года назад +52

    Your sponsor plugs are the only plugs I've ever loved to see because they still scream your personality through them. Love you Josh!

  • @forza-jordan
    @forza-jordan 3 года назад +564

    "Can we really put water in here?
    ..... in the past tense, I mean"
    That made me spit out my drink. These videos are bloody hillarious

    • @DieImbaPavianfrau
      @DieImbaPavianfrau 3 года назад +4

      I know, fr :D

    • @calculusfalconerd
      @calculusfalconerd 2 года назад

      Definitely agree! They make me laugh so hard

    • @161friends
      @161friends 2 года назад +1

      can someone explain this to me? i dont get what it means

    • @똥-k6f
      @똥-k6f 2 года назад

      @@161friends me too

    • @buffgamer101
      @buffgamer101 2 года назад +1

      @@161friends It’s a quote from the video. 1:47 He was curious if he can fill the jug but accidentally broke it.

  • @BIuMemer
    @BIuMemer 4 года назад +466

    I think Josh's nightmare is playing the game without a mess and does it perfectly

    • @noahyuen7245
      @noahyuen7245 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @morganwhitev8212
      @morganwhitev8212 4 года назад +38

      Just muttering in his sleep, "No... no... No! Stop giving people what they want!"

    • @name_unkn0wn
      @name_unkn0wn 4 года назад +2

      LMAO TRUE

    • @bangerz5871
      @bangerz5871 4 года назад +2

      Leave just leave

    • @Kaealt
      @Kaealt 4 года назад +4

      imagine almost starting a sentence with imagine
      oh wait

  • @Deegonbeefon
    @Deegonbeefon 11 месяцев назад +7

    19:19 Legends say Josh and Special Pizza are still walking to this day

  • @eoghanoriordan2818
    @eoghanoriordan2818 4 года назад +355

    “Easy, ok get it out”, as the pizza pops of the plate, I couldn’t stop laughing at that point

    • @shiracremeans8156
      @shiracremeans8156 4 года назад +6

      I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos

    • @eoghanoriordan2818
      @eoghanoriordan2818 4 года назад +2

      @@shiracremeans8156 so true

    • @MaxwellKelley
      @MaxwellKelley 4 года назад

      My favorite moment on Josh’s channel is when he put two pallets together in hydroneer part 2 and they flew away. I will always laugh when I see that.

  • @justseffstuff3308
    @justseffstuff3308 3 года назад +379

    “The time was burnt”
    The customer must’ve been unhappy about him incinerating the spacetime continuum via tanking the framerate

    • @redstoneshiny463
      @redstoneshiny463 3 года назад +7

      I amost drowned now i cant stop. Laughingbfhjsuwusudyyfyr6fyfygggf

    • @sidhedevil
      @sidhedevil 3 года назад +3

      How did they know? Unless… their name was…. GRACE.

  • @solarhatchetman6939
    @solarhatchetman6939 3 года назад +390

    He made an ad hilarious. What a legend.

    • @tdsmontages8215
      @tdsmontages8215 3 года назад +1

      Lol and…FIRST

    • @mrsmile3128
      @mrsmile3128 3 года назад +2

      No really it actually is a sponser

    • @zack2080
      @zack2080 3 года назад +2

      @@tdsmontages8215 ok and ur first? SOO..?

    • @zack2080
      @zack2080 3 года назад

      @@mrsmile3128 😭

    • @TXBC-yr3nh
      @TXBC-yr3nh 3 года назад

      That man was buetiful no ider wut ur tolking abot

  • @LushQtient340
    @LushQtient340 Год назад +66

    This is the first episode of anything I’ve ever seen where the sponsor was The first thing that made me laugh

  • @Maouww
    @Maouww 4 года назад +2160

    Josh: "What's for dinner, honey?"
    Wife: "I haven't decided yet."
    Josh: "Oh. Howabout I make pizzas tonig-"
    Wife: "NO."

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 4 года назад +57

      _Famous last words_

    • @ryuujin582
      @ryuujin582 4 года назад +85

      I like to imagine that she will answer casually cause she has the same sanity as Josh

    • @jwoey
      @jwoey 4 года назад +100

      @TheDarkImplayer
      Josh: How much parsley do you want?
      Wife: Is there a limit?

    • @richardsnape1630
      @richardsnape1630 4 года назад +15

      A bit of a stretch thinking Josh will have a wife lol.

    • @b.k.9797
      @b.k.9797 4 года назад +24

      @@richardsnape1630 GrayStillPlays has a wife.

  • @revnitelj
    @revnitelj 3 года назад +581

    As a restaurant owner i see this some new masterpieces i should implement in my restauramt menu. Thanks for new ideas.

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 3 года назад +41

      But why do that when you can follow our Dear Leader's example and nerf your entire menu until it contains nothing but undercooked pufferfish, water, and lawsuits?

    • @longbow6976
      @longbow6976 3 года назад +19

      Ah yes, your restauramt

    • @amberleshae2948
      @amberleshae2948 3 года назад +3

      @@longbow6976 bruh 😂😂😂

    • @36ford5w
      @36ford5w 3 года назад +3

      @@bengal4047 ah yes, i see you too, follow Our Great Dear Leader

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 года назад +7

      I hope you add the meat fortress to your menu!

  • @Foxii-86
    @Foxii-86 Год назад +6

    17:44 "Besides why would we wanna ruin the natural- *gasp*

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 4 года назад +37

    I keep imagining the people actually recieving these... these absolute _pieces of art..._ just kinda sitting blankfaced as they're presented with their "pizza" and its honestly making tears run down my face.

  • @2wodrqwoa
    @2wodrqwoa 4 года назад +544

    Josh is the human embodiment of the "why can't you just be normal" meme

    • @spheric-sama5707
      @spheric-sama5707 4 года назад

      fIrST

    • @audreyplaysnice2086
      @audreyplaysnice2086 4 года назад +9

      And far behind that meme you mention: "Play a game like the programmer meant? Wait that's illegal!"

    • @iraescash8022
      @iraescash8022 4 года назад

      OOH- *AND,* the ‘RuN’ Meme...!! ~ 😅

    • @EndergamerEndergamer
      @EndergamerEndergamer 4 года назад

      And the wait this isn’t how your supposed to play the game

    • @redeyeloon4032
      @redeyeloon4032 3 года назад

      @@spheric-sama5707 υεαη

  • @dontscantheqrcode8545
    @dontscantheqrcode8545 4 года назад +4558

    I love how Josh makes everyone laugh, good job Josh

    • @mohammadamanj7370
      @mohammadamanj7370 4 года назад +56

      The sad thing is that he don’t upload to often

    • @xaviermaster1
      @xaviermaster1 4 года назад +43

      Yeah he deserve more subs

    • @tomurashigaraki4953
      @tomurashigaraki4953 4 года назад +60

      GrayStillPlays and Josh would be great friends, they both love destroying the games they play.

    • @don3037
      @don3037 4 года назад +2

      how to properly greet you in the editor is a good idea but he 6 minutes to get there so he can you send it to my home address is that a yes or a duck 😅🦆😅☺️😂🦆😅☺️😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅☺️

    • @PCJesus0
      @PCJesus0 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @dertreffer
    @dertreffer 5 месяцев назад +4

    "you never can have to much cheese on a pizza"
    josh: "hold my cheese"

  • @antonioeduardo4889
    @antonioeduardo4889 3 года назад +849

    The only guy i dont skip when talking about his sponsor

  • @henryhackermanbykof
    @henryhackermanbykof 4 года назад +285

    Josh literally will do everything he wants in any game even when he's sponsered.
    i edited this comment because a person was correcting a spelling mistake that i made
    im not even gonna fix it lol

  • @loens19
    @loens19 4 года назад +1112

    This man possesses a higher level of comedy than most stand-ups I know.

    • @eaeaeeaeae8238
      @eaeaeeaeae8238 4 года назад +17

      He IS the comedy.

    • @hughesmai9625
      @hughesmai9625 4 года назад

      AGREED

    • @thepakistanipotato
      @thepakistanipotato 4 года назад +2

      YES

    • @1kittenme413
      @1kittenme413 4 года назад +4

      I think he is just a god at comedy

    • @chewsstar
      @chewsstar 4 года назад +3

      @niosonwii 'mu' is a shorter term for 'kamu', an indonesian word for 'you'. so basically you're saying to not check our own playlist ?

  • @CyberDuckVR
    @CyberDuckVR 5 месяцев назад +1

    I just wanna say this was my first let’s game it out video, I’m happy that this started my addiction to josh

  • @alejandrosarmiento8052
    @alejandrosarmiento8052 4 года назад +175

    Not gonna lie, the transition to the ad was smooth af

    • @ONLY1DJM
      @ONLY1DJM 4 года назад

      🤔why would you lie?

    • @jakeorchard1938
      @jakeorchard1938 4 года назад +1

      @@ONLY1DJM r/woooooooosh

    • @user-ru9pd6tf4s
      @user-ru9pd6tf4s 4 года назад

      @@jakeorchard1938 found the redditor, also i definitely lost some respect for Josh because of the ad, i really just can't stand the classic "free mobile rpg" bs, VPNs are fine but I think it would be much better if he took sponsorships from game developers instead, that leaves a much better impression than something like in this video.

    • @Chris-6ul
      @Chris-6ul 4 года назад

      When is the new satisfactory video coming

    • @nyx7970
      @nyx7970 4 года назад +2

      ​@@user-ru9pd6tf4s ​ That sponsorship was literally from game developers. If you don't care about the game that's sponsoring him then just... don't download it? I also dislike that kind of game but just let the man do what he wants.

  • @hellohowareyou7495
    @hellohowareyou7495 4 года назад +157

    "They were kind enough to give the key to me"
    Josh tell me what you did to those dev?

    • @mothball8820
      @mothball8820 4 года назад +5

      josh what are you hiding in the parsley tornado

    • @tejayplant7069
      @tejayplant7069 4 года назад

      @JoybuzzahzTV so overused and pointless

    • @hellohowareyou7495
      @hellohowareyou7495 3 года назад

      @JoybuzzahzTV hahahaha i won't

  • @vit.budina
    @vit.budina 4 года назад +227

    Josh's restaurant is like "Order something. Don't care about what you order, you won't get it anyway."

  • @icecreamnoodles3742
    @icecreamnoodles3742 4 месяца назад +1

    For 3 years now I've been wanting to try a buffalina pizza thanks to this video

  • @SoapieAmbuu
    @SoapieAmbuu 4 года назад +377

    Bruh he’s the type of people that when a restaurant messed up his order he would just laugh about it lol

    • @actionpotato
      @actionpotato 4 года назад +38

      Or force his way into the kitchen to show em how to make a real pizza.

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 года назад +12

      He's too cool to just sit there. He will haunt their families for -Grace- generations to come.

    • @Danger_N00dle
      @Danger_N00dle 4 года назад +4

      I sure am that kind of person.
      Must be very sad to get mad for such a small thing in life.

    • @Tempevo
      @Tempevo 4 года назад

      Piano

    • @mellisaadler6588
      @mellisaadler6588 3 года назад

      @@Tempevo keyboard?

  • @Amynon1660
    @Amynon1660 4 года назад +147

    "why does everything end up looking like a nightmare" says the king of nightmares

  • @lukasmagnusson6579
    @lukasmagnusson6579 4 года назад +75

    You're in Italy, having lunch by the Mediterranean sea, and the chef suddenly throws a tornado marshmallows satan pizza right at your table. That's a dream come true.

  • @mannehaggarde2604
    @mannehaggarde2604 Год назад +10

    ive watched this video about 7 times and i still cant get enough of this

  • @tiosans2043
    @tiosans2043 4 года назад +167

    Josh: Adds anything BUT actual ingredients to the food
    Customer: Too Dry

    • @ShieTar_
      @ShieTar_ 4 года назад +9

      Also: Josh delivers the Pizza from Hell.
      Customer: It was the wrong size.

    • @redeyeloon4032
      @redeyeloon4032 3 года назад

      λολ

    • @the_allay_4846
      @the_allay_4846 3 года назад

      josh ok i'll just put ... a million litres of water in it

  • @a._.nonymous
    @a._.nonymous 4 года назад +109

    I love how when he’s hovering over something with his mouse the hand is like “mine, mine, mine, mine, mine”

    • @thehjonk27
      @thehjonk27 4 года назад +2

      Give give shiny shiny

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 4 года назад +101

    That last person who just ended up with an empty plate doesn't know how lucky they are.

  • @masondavenport6737
    @masondavenport6737 5 месяцев назад +2

    Yes very SANE and NORMAL cooking

  • @AllExistence
    @AllExistence 3 года назад +402

    *"And even time, apparently, was also burnt"*

    • @Han_Niche
      @Han_Niche 3 года назад +9

      If only weight would do the same

    • @michellelewis720
      @michellelewis720 3 года назад +7

      Same for my soul

    • @mjk5598
      @mjk5598 3 года назад +3

      @@michellelewis720 dont do that im crying stop

    • @michellelewis720
      @michellelewis720 3 года назад +1

      @@mjk5598 r.i.p

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 3 года назад +3

      Jokes aside, “Timeburner” sounds like an awesome name for a video game

  • @jkuhl2492
    @jkuhl2492 3 года назад +370

    "It's Josh's arts and crafts time now"
    Is that a threat?

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations 4 месяца назад +2

    "Double-0 Flour, License to Mill" is the best thing I've ever heard on this channel

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 4 года назад +121

    "A parsley tornado"
    *Horrible Satisfactory flashbacks*

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich 4 года назад +5

      Complete with frame rate drop.

    • @foldervtolvr
      @foldervtolvr 4 года назад +5

      You mean “Totally worthy of being on the steam store page” land

  • @blakeshelton4422
    @blakeshelton4422 4 года назад +70

    i usually don't sit around when youtubers talk about their sponsors. but this is gold

    • @iambecomegameend2972
      @iambecomegameend2972 4 года назад +4

      I really hope a guild of people with that face forms.

    • @susch7466
      @susch7466 4 года назад

      download the sponsorblock extension to auto skip ads withing the video

    • @furkanzorbey5832
      @furkanzorbey5832 4 года назад

      @@susch7466 no

  • @crabsupremacy
    @crabsupremacy 4 года назад +381

    “The freezer, where we D E F I N I T E L Y don’t keep bodies”
    “Oh we don’t keep bodies! Color me surprised.”

    • @AsdmirFTL
      @AsdmirFTL 4 года назад +26

      ​@ShadowKing 7890 There's no need to be passive aggressive like that, you could have just skipped this comment without ever thinking about it again.

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 4 года назад +5

      definitely* (don't edit your post please. My post doesn't make sense if people can't see the misspelling for themselves)

    • @bis9817
      @bis9817 4 года назад +2

      @@TaIathar they did xD

    • @tejayplant7069
      @tejayplant7069 4 года назад

      @@TaIatharwhy does it matter if he spelt it wrong either way u still know what he means

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 4 года назад +4

      @@tejayplant7069 It's not about him spelling it wrong. It's about leaving it there as an example for people who don't know how to spell things correctly. Part of the reason English is so hard to learn as a 2nd language is because of the fact that people who learned it as a primary language, spell things wrong all the time and aren't corrected. It doesn't matter that I know what he meant. It matters that someone else might see his message and think the misspelling of the word is the correct spelling and then go using it everywhere.

  • @DOTnamedMio
    @DOTnamedMio 6 месяцев назад +1

    josh's videos are a literal cure to depression

  • @moorddroomke
    @moorddroomke 4 года назад +132

    I literally died when the pizza jumped off the plate and Josh served just that plate

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 года назад +393

    “Double O Flour. License to mill.”
    (Live Audience Applauds) 👏

  • @MaximQuantum
    @MaximQuantum 3 года назад +132

    Imagine if Josh is in fact doing careful examination on every part of a game, going over a list of possible game mechanics that can be glitched.

    • @wumwum42
      @wumwum42 3 года назад +7

      I wounder how many hours of his life he spend searching for bugs and exploiting them...
      I want the name of his steam, so I can check how many hours he have in his games

    • @SevenButTwice
      @SevenButTwice 3 года назад

      Imagine Begin An BGZ
      (Bite Grand Zap) Person
      To Make Suckers Angry
      may mmmcat be real
      to play feed and care
      imagine all this pls

    • @SevenButTwice
      @SevenButTwice 3 года назад

      don't forget do that in a pizzeria
      mess up
      do strange pizzas
      blah blah blah

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 3 года назад +1

      I can imagine him with a pair of spectacles on his nose and just humming as he tests the game mechanics 😅

  • @baddie4345
    @baddie4345 4 месяца назад +1

    i love at 0:46 the cursor is just like "GIMMIE GIMMIE" whenever it hovers over a object

  • @dyjhjfrtt6607
    @dyjhjfrtt6607 2 года назад +146

    The genuine surprise when he says “Oh, we don’t keep bodies!” is priceless.

  • @leyriz207
    @leyriz207 3 года назад +1564

    Josh is the kind of guy that doesn't need to swear to make someone laugh.

    • @yukilover_Wonder
      @yukilover_Wonder 3 года назад +18

      Underrated

    • @leyriz207
      @leyriz207 3 года назад +2

      @RainyEthan in short

    • @yukilover_Wonder
      @yukilover_Wonder 3 года назад +3

      @@leyriz207 your reply should have atleast 10 replies

    • @hi5617
      @hi5617 3 года назад +2

      @@yukilover_Wonder Agreed

    • @aresxd5769
      @aresxd5769 3 года назад +2

      @@yukilover_Wonder 5

  • @josephdanforth4830
    @josephdanforth4830 4 года назад +1576

    My day instantly gets 1000% better when I hear: "Hey there it's Josh"

  • @asquidboi
    @asquidboi 2 месяца назад +1

    We need to get josh a vr headset if he doesn't have one already, he would cause so much chaos

  • @dbbgaming6429
    @dbbgaming6429 3 года назад +165

    The “Mmm, delicious meat paste” part earned my subscription.

  • @samuellasky7771
    @samuellasky7771 4 года назад +258

    "double 0 flour, licensed to mill" caught me completely off guard since you never make puns

    • @jerryzzz1114
      @jerryzzz1114 4 года назад +1

      I like ur profile pic :3

    • @samuellasky7771
      @samuellasky7771 4 года назад +1

      @@jerryzzz1114 thank you, I specifically chose it to invoke a sense of cringe

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 4 года назад

      @@samuellasky7771 well, it works

    • @noaccount4526
      @noaccount4526 4 года назад

      @@samuellasky7771 It does actually

    • @devilmaycare42
      @devilmaycare42 4 года назад

      I keep imagining the people actually recieving these... these absolute pieces of art... just kinda sitting blankfaced as they're presented with their "pizza" and its honestly making tears run down my face.