People Order Pizza and I Deliver Torment - Cooking Simulator - Pizza

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt 3 года назад +5026

    Could you imagine the gastric terror you would feel if you were at a restaurant and from the kitchen you heard "nummy nummy num".

    • @JustaLilEepy
      @JustaLilEepy 3 года назад +146

      yes, and only yes.

    • @perodactyl490
      @perodactyl490 3 года назад +351

      Oh boy I can't wait for 75 pounds of cheese, nonsensical sauce, and meat of the highest tier.

    • @Dandysdawgpebble
      @Dandysdawgpebble 3 года назад +80

      mmmmmmmmmmmmcat

    • @The-Anomalous
      @The-Anomalous 3 года назад +25

      Imma laugh

    • @jennychoajc
      @jennychoajc 3 года назад +3

      @@Dandysdawgpebble mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdog

  • @Maynick2001
    @Maynick2001 3 года назад +4132

    Imagine being in a pizza restaurant, looking through the window to the kitchen, and just seeing a man nonchalantly chucking bottles of booze against every single wall.

  • @SpammingY
    @SpammingY Год назад +549

    18:47 I mean it's probably for the best that the guy got an empty plate where he could imagine a delicious pizza instead of your marshmallow tornado nightmare

    • @Ilikealmosteverything.
      @Ilikealmosteverything. 8 месяцев назад +7

      Ooh cool avatar untitled goose game 😢🪿

    • @Ethan2xm85
      @Ethan2xm85 14 дней назад +1

      I love the idea of going to a pizza restaurant and seeing the name "Marshmallow Tornado" as an option

  • @anadnan1699
    @anadnan1699 Год назад +1660

    "The pizza was burnt"
    "The sauce was burnt"
    "The cheese was burnt"
    "And the time was apparently burnt" 😂

  • @klbm9999
    @klbm9999 3 года назад +10564

    The ending was probably the starting for raft

  • @nicksm2976
    @nicksm2976 4 года назад +1666

    Attendant: Hello, what pizza would you like to order?
    Me: Meat fortress and parsley tornado.

    • @tomspiegel5322
      @tomspiegel5322 4 года назад +97

      Customer: Why is your cheese specialty called, "Is There A Limit?"

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 4 года назад +21

      Would that be separate, or together?

    • @Chirp9051
      @Chirp9051 4 года назад +27

      Meat Fortress 2

    • @GoatMilkCookie
      @GoatMilkCookie 4 года назад +13

      @@Chirp9051 pyro made all the dishes

    • @Chirp9051
      @Chirp9051 4 года назад +4

      @@GoatMilkCookie yes

  • @UselessTiefling
    @UselessTiefling 4 года назад +1679

    “where we definitely don’t keep bodies”
    “Oh! We don’t keep bodies!”
    the way he has suprised

    • @pupture9328
      @pupture9328 4 года назад +26

      1:13 they put fried eggs in a freezer not eggs fried eggs

    • @mallory2897
      @mallory2897 4 года назад +8

      Nice profil pic!
      (I think it could be the kind of things that Nico could say)

    • @cutsite3197
      @cutsite3197 4 года назад +10

      Technically the meat produce in the freezer are dead bodys

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +6

      Like any good serial killer would keep a body at the top of their freezer -_-

    • @losers192
      @losers192 4 года назад +3

      Plot twist the vegetables are made of bodies the meat is made of vegetables

  • @corvinredacted
    @corvinredacted Год назад +283

    "I will not apologize for my art."
    I didn't realize Josh had such major Caaaaarl from Llamas in Hats vibes until this moment.

    • @edgecrystal7533
      @edgecrystal7533 Год назад

      Joooooosh that kills people

    • @brodychurchman2793
      @brodychurchman2793 8 месяцев назад +24

      "Josh that kills people."

    • @syrathdouglas1244
      @syrathdouglas1244 8 месяцев назад +10

      I mean, he may be a psychopath, and he most certainly has a long history of (virtual) violence

    • @airy214
      @airy214 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@brodychurchman2793 oh really i had no idea

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 3 месяца назад +6

      He's definitely seen it, as he's made references in other videos (one I specifically remember is in one of the planet zoo videos he says "graaace, that kills people!")

  • @Maouww
    @Maouww 4 года назад +2293

    Josh: "What's for dinner, honey?"
    Wife: "I haven't decided yet."
    Josh: "Oh. Howabout I make pizzas tonig-"
    Wife: "NO."

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 4 года назад +61

      _Famous last words_

    • @ryuujin582
      @ryuujin582 4 года назад +88

      I like to imagine that she will answer casually cause she has the same sanity as Josh

    • @jwoey
      @jwoey 4 года назад +102

      @TheDarkImplayer
      Josh: How much parsley do you want?
      Wife: Is there a limit?

    • @richardsnape1630
      @richardsnape1630 4 года назад +15

      A bit of a stretch thinking Josh will have a wife lol.

    • @b.k.9797
      @b.k.9797 4 года назад +25

      @@richardsnape1630 GrayStillPlays has a wife.

  • @WhackyCast
    @WhackyCast 4 года назад +14619

    I'd eat in your restaurant.

    • @JynxzisSon
      @JynxzisSon 4 года назад +65

      First

    • @Eternity-l7m
      @Eternity-l7m 4 года назад +73

      If you want to die, ok

    • @michac.8283
      @michac.8283 4 года назад +391

      Suicide is never the answer. Please seek help

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 4 года назад +113

      ah yes, i also want to eat a rock solid stack of plants.

    • @xRosaliax
      @xRosaliax 4 года назад +55

      Can't help but notice you didn't say you'd order anything.

  • @Creaform003
    @Creaform003 3 года назад +1483

    I fell like if you ever arrested Josh, he would spend 20 minutes decorating his cell in the strangest way and at the end reveal he could have gotten out the whole time only to float off into the sky.

    • @dalelc43
      @dalelc43 3 года назад +26

      How do you "fell like"? What is a "fell like"?

    • @auraliis
      @auraliis 3 года назад +33

      @@dalelc43 I think he or she means "feel"

    • @cindyvargas2149
      @cindyvargas2149 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @Zapninja365
      @Zapninja365 3 года назад +9

      your profile pick scares me

    • @t0mm0thy
      @t0mm0thy 3 года назад +6

      *laughs in confusion of the ending*

  • @PageNotFound_Error-405
    @PageNotFound_Error-405 2 года назад +242

    cant imagine going to a pizzaria and walking by the kitchen only to hear a man blaming his problems on a stack of parsley

    • @miseryhymns
      @miseryhymns 5 месяцев назад +5

      i worked in a pizza kitchen. i think i have literally done that on hour 7 of my shift before ngl

    • @TCK7890
      @TCK7890 Месяц назад +3

      Chef: your the reason my wife left me
      Parsley:…
      Chef: don’t give me that face
      Parsley:…

  • @ninjastar3238
    @ninjastar3238 4 года назад +522

    Josh: makes tornado with parsley
    Me: has Satisfactory flashbacks

    • @dakotayocom7764
      @dakotayocom7764 4 года назад +6

      How do you not have 5k likes on this comment!? So legit lol.

    • @SnailBot
      @SnailBot 4 года назад +5

      Also bearnado flashback

    • @neooblisk0084
      @neooblisk0084 4 года назад +3

      @@SnailBot the ptsd

    • @sanuelkessler8435
      @sanuelkessler8435 4 года назад

      me too

    • @simdimdim
      @simdimdim 4 года назад +1

      That's cuz the pizza was very satisfactory :D

  • @kpilotti72
    @kpilotti72 4 года назад +2246

    Other gamers: "nothing less than 100 fps"
    Josh: "seconds per frame"

  • @jakk222
    @jakk222 4 года назад +3807

    “Incredible food, the shattered plate added a unique crunch. 10/10 would recommend”

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei 4 года назад +117

      "The copper undertone was the perfect undercut to this fine cuisine!"

    • @matthewtaylor445
      @matthewtaylor445 4 года назад +79

      There is nothing like the texture of broken floor ceramic to add a little zest to the dish

    • @yuanlinaban8458
      @yuanlinaban8458 4 года назад +64

      also the dust from the floor added a very unique and beautiful taste.

    • @vizar1653
      @vizar1653 4 года назад +13

      crack crack

    • @nokostunes
      @nokostunes 4 года назад +42

      my tongue bleeds red-the color of PASSION

  • @thelounge9845
    @thelounge9845 7 месяцев назад +17

    I just showed this video to my girlfriend. I watched it it first came out, but when I tell you, neither of us have laughed this hard in years, and the comments were just as hilarious as the video. We needed that 100%. Thank you sincerely, LGIO.

  • @turtle_draws_stuff1470
    @turtle_draws_stuff1470 3 года назад +1767

    “Oh! We don’t keep bodies here! Well colour me surprised.”
    Best line

    • @marxmeesterlijk
      @marxmeesterlijk 3 года назад +43

      well we do, just not human bodies. There were cows, chickens, all kinds of fish

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +1

      Oh theirs still bodies in their its just cut up and packaged to fool us.

    • @mission_apollo
      @mission_apollo 3 года назад +4

      I died laughing!!!

    • @ninasnow6201
      @ninasnow6201 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @SarahSpringle
      @SarahSpringle 2 года назад +7

      Cap.
      “00Flour license to MILL.”

  • @thedefenestrator2994
    @thedefenestrator2994 3 года назад +3955

    “Give people not what they ask for, but what I think they want.”
    I would pay to visit a pizzeria which actually operated like that. Sounds like a blast.

    • @nom1489
      @nom1489 3 года назад +78

      You’ve inspired me.

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 года назад +159

      Unless if the pizza boy is Josh

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 3 года назад +218

      "I think this pizza needs a bit of cyanide"

    • @gregcourtney7717
      @gregcourtney7717 3 года назад +64

      ma nope, glass. You wanted glass with your cyanide yes?

    • @stimpack252
      @stimpack252 3 года назад +18

      Almost all Game devs Operate That way

  • @rustydusty6333
    @rustydusty6333 4 года назад +345

    Normal people: Would you go get some steak from the cellar please?
    Josh: *D U N G E ON*

  • @ALEXTHECAMELEON
    @ALEXTHECAMELEON Год назад +113

    I would animate clips from his entire cooking simulator series but make it absolutely terrifying

  • @DeadHouseMouse
    @DeadHouseMouse 2 года назад +1540

    I feel like he either has no idea how horrifying “but it’s Josh’s arts & crafts time now” is, or he knows EXACTLY how horrifying it it

    • @tortle1055
      @tortle1055 2 года назад +45

      He totally knows how horrifying it is

    • @TheLocalMothLord0.0
      @TheLocalMothLord0.0 2 года назад +21

      It's Josh. Of course he knows 😂😅

    • @Cowboybeardie
      @Cowboybeardie 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @Cowboybeardie
      @Cowboybeardie 2 года назад +4

      @Jimmy Jim grammar moment:

    • @brandonsutton7474
      @brandonsutton7474 2 года назад +2

      It's not horrifying what do you people mean horrifying or his creations being a nightmare? It's a game. It's funny.

  • @felixyuutsu8214
    @felixyuutsu8214 4 года назад +243

    I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos

    • @Tommo.
      @Tommo. 4 года назад +4

      may i present to you, GrayStillPlays

    • @felixyuutsu8214
      @felixyuutsu8214 4 года назад +2

      @@Tommo. oooh!
      I know him!
      Idk why I didn't think Ed of that earlier

  • @dirk2170
    @dirk2170 4 года назад +504

    Game: You only need a few sprigs of-
    Josh: *dumps in entire rainforest*

    • @Grahamkracers
      @Grahamkracers 4 года назад +1

      true

    • @nohills1070
      @nohills1070 4 года назад +1

      What you don’t dump the entire amazon rain forest when making sauce?

    • @mindymcneill4111
      @mindymcneill4111 4 года назад +4

      @@nohills1070 NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH

  • @intdisaster
    @intdisaster Год назад +45

    "Oh but we're not done there, we got a dungeon. Or I guess normal people call this a cellar." - Josh, 2020

  • @eoghanoriordan2818
    @eoghanoriordan2818 4 года назад +363

    “Easy, ok get it out”, as the pizza pops of the plate, I couldn’t stop laughing at that point

    • @shiracremeans8156
      @shiracremeans8156 4 года назад +6

      I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos

    • @eoghanoriordan2818
      @eoghanoriordan2818 4 года назад +2

      @@shiracremeans8156 so true

    • @MaxwellKelley
      @MaxwellKelley 4 года назад

      My favorite moment on Josh’s channel is when he put two pallets together in hydroneer part 2 and they flew away. I will always laugh when I see that.

  • @ArminHaba
    @ArminHaba 3 года назад +3933

    imagine you're waiting over 100 minutes for your pizza, and when it's finally finished you get an empty plate

  • @TheBlueScreenYT
    @TheBlueScreenYT 4 года назад +454

    “Double 0 flour, license to mill” was the best joke I’ve heard today

  • @menacr
    @menacr 2 года назад +68

    18:53 waited an hour and fourty minutes for an empty plate

  • @dazbe0
    @dazbe0 3 года назад +791

    Wow, sauce and melt cheese physics is actually impressive

    • @Geebinator
      @Geebinator 3 года назад +31

      3rd pizza was a literal lasagna

    • @luna_hybird8294
      @luna_hybird8294 3 года назад +2

      I see raw 🍕

    • @MASTER_CHIEFS71
      @MASTER_CHIEFS71 3 года назад +5

      This guy literally tests the limits of every game

    • @jeremymiano1021
      @jeremymiano1021 3 года назад

      Whole nother vocal of level coming from my mind

    • @Sandwich_BC
      @Sandwich_BC 3 года назад

      *Me making pizza irl*

  • @yourfather7399
    @yourfather7399 4 года назад +453

    imagine waiting outside to order your food and hearing "and here's the freezer where we definitely don't keep bodies...oh we actually don't"

  • @erki_unknown9210
    @erki_unknown9210 3 года назад +835

    “The time was apparently burnt.” *had me dying*

    • @Rockethead293
      @Rockethead293 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @kaizoisevil
      @kaizoisevil 3 года назад +16

      Squidward: *burns someone’s shake*
      Josh: “Amateur”

    • @jack_amaa
      @jack_amaa 3 года назад +2

      Same bruh

    • @johnnyplayz6855
      @johnnyplayz6855 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @TheGodOfCruelty
      @TheGodOfCruelty 3 года назад +7

      Easily the best sentence of the video... nearly choked to death when he said it... (on a piece of pizza of all things) shouldn't eat while watching Josh's Videos.

  • @ninjacat2022
    @ninjacat2022 Год назад +34

    I love how he just walks into the other room and there's heaps of dough and flour packets he never bothered to get rid of

  • @orindoesthingz
    @orindoesthingz 2 года назад +519

    Imagine going to a pizza restaurant expecting the best then you just hear... "Hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out." THE fear in your body must be at the max.

    • @BuddySirFella1939
      @BuddySirFella1939 2 года назад +10

      he just makes you torture

    • @mif_sovremennosty
      @mif_sovremennosty Год назад +11

      Well, actually, I just would wait for something like "there's a lot of hecking meat", I think it worth it

    • @getup95
      @getup95 Год назад +3

      I would become Germany in hoi4 and sent the army to arrest him *The entire army being defeated by Time was burnt*, surrendering

    • @Theabyyssalone
      @Theabyyssalone Год назад +1

      Ye tho

    • @jimmyg3835
      @jimmyg3835 Год назад +1

      you know i thank i will try the ether pizza store

  • @forza-jordan
    @forza-jordan 3 года назад +569

    "Can we really put water in here?
    ..... in the past tense, I mean"
    That made me spit out my drink. These videos are bloody hillarious

    • @DieImbaPavianfrau
      @DieImbaPavianfrau 3 года назад +4

      I know, fr :D

    • @calculusfalconerd
      @calculusfalconerd 2 года назад

      Definitely agree! They make me laugh so hard

    • @161friends
      @161friends 2 года назад +1

      can someone explain this to me? i dont get what it means

    • @똥-k6f
      @똥-k6f 2 года назад

      @@161friends me too

    • @buffgamer101
      @buffgamer101 2 года назад +1

      @@161friends It’s a quote from the video. 1:47 He was curious if he can fill the jug but accidentally broke it.

  • @radhair3049
    @radhair3049 3 года назад +784

    "Give the people not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want" is applicable to so many companies it hurts

  • @BorisG13
    @BorisG13 Год назад +43

    The special “pizza” destroyed me.
    And the way he just casually used the drawer and phone to get out and proceed to walk off on nothing with that monstrosity was just flexing his skills to ruin every game 😂

  • @lukasmagnusson6579
    @lukasmagnusson6579 4 года назад +79

    You're in Italy, having lunch by the Mediterranean sea, and the chef suddenly throws a tornado marshmallows satan pizza right at your table. That's a dream come true.

  • @vpr_dalton
    @vpr_dalton 4 года назад +836

    This isn't a video game this is Josh's normal day in the kitchen..

    • @SumGum
      @SumGum 4 года назад +11

      It’s not a normal day for us but it’s a normal day for him

    • @chaoticfusion7543
      @chaoticfusion7543 4 года назад

      I love your icon

    • @redeyeloon4032
      @redeyeloon4032 3 года назад

      Ι δοντ σεε σήτας ςρονγ.

    • @xxsweetassugarxx9840
      @xxsweetassugarxx9840 3 года назад

      @@SumGum that’s what he said

  • @crabsupremacy
    @crabsupremacy 4 года назад +384

    “The freezer, where we D E F I N I T E L Y don’t keep bodies”
    “Oh we don’t keep bodies! Color me surprised.”

    • @AsdmirFTL
      @AsdmirFTL 4 года назад +27

      ​@ShadowKing 7890 There's no need to be passive aggressive like that, you could have just skipped this comment without ever thinking about it again.

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 4 года назад +5

      definitely* (don't edit your post please. My post doesn't make sense if people can't see the misspelling for themselves)

    • @bis9817
      @bis9817 4 года назад +2

      @@TaIathar they did xD

    • @tejayplant7069
      @tejayplant7069 4 года назад

      @@TaIatharwhy does it matter if he spelt it wrong either way u still know what he means

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 4 года назад +4

      @@tejayplant7069 It's not about him spelling it wrong. It's about leaving it there as an example for people who don't know how to spell things correctly. Part of the reason English is so hard to learn as a 2nd language is because of the fact that people who learned it as a primary language, spell things wrong all the time and aren't corrected. It doesn't matter that I know what he meant. It matters that someone else might see his message and think the misspelling of the word is the correct spelling and then go using it everywhere.

  • @yackus716
    @yackus716 Год назад +44

    18:16 the comedic timing of the plate breaking will always get me

  • @disgrace4230
    @disgrace4230 4 года назад +648

    "We don't give them what they want, we give them what we think they want"
    -Josh 2020

    • @jakekgfn
      @jakekgfn 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like Blizzard devs

    • @ChristofferHG
      @ChristofferHG 4 года назад +4

      Not “what we think they want” but “what we *decide* they want”

    • @dappeunitsaebal133
      @dappeunitsaebal133 4 года назад +2

      Apple and Samsung be like😂

    • @jennidurso9102
      @jennidurso9102 4 года назад +1

      People: cough cough I need water Josh: I don’t care

    • @eggo573
      @eggo573 4 года назад

      *SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING*

  • @loens19
    @loens19 4 года назад +1115

    This man possesses a higher level of comedy than most stand-ups I know.

    • @eaeaeeaeae8238
      @eaeaeeaeae8238 4 года назад +17

      He IS the comedy.

    • @hughesmai9625
      @hughesmai9625 4 года назад

      AGREED

    • @thepakistanipotato
      @thepakistanipotato 4 года назад +2

      YES

    • @1kittenme413
      @1kittenme413 4 года назад +4

      I think he is just a god at comedy

    • @chewsstar
      @chewsstar 4 года назад +3

      @niosonwii 'mu' is a shorter term for 'kamu', an indonesian word for 'you'. so basically you're saying to not check our own playlist ?

  • @RennyLu
    @RennyLu 4 года назад +521

    The most impressive thing was i watched the whole ad without skipping, that's how entertaining you are

    • @cannardm
      @cannardm 4 года назад +40

      At first I thought 'he's going to go through some list the game requires him to mention to be sponsered, but he doesnt need to play the game' and then I remembered, this is josh, he will find a way to break the game.

    • @ZEPHYR-oz3ft
      @ZEPHYR-oz3ft 4 года назад +8

      𝙔 𝙚 𝙨

    • @rachellewis6641
      @rachellewis6641 4 года назад +3

      Me too

    • @altdechet5075
      @altdechet5075 4 года назад +2

      I would've watched it but it's another game like raid shadow legends that plays itself lol

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz 4 года назад +17

      @@cannardm exactly, I was very close to skipping too, then i remembered who he was, and that he would never do something like that without trying his best to find some sort of glitch or the like, which he did, and it made me respect all the moore =)

  • @stevenbuzinkai767
    @stevenbuzinkai767 Год назад +34

    You know a pizza is pure horror when even Josh can’t get fully exited about it. 10:16

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 10 месяцев назад +2

      Oh he fully exited alright.

    • @ElectricoGamez
      @ElectricoGamez 8 месяцев назад +1

      *"nUmM-y Nu-MmY n-Um"*

    • @julietaranero9488
      @julietaranero9488 8 месяцев назад

      No he’s laughing so hard that he can’t even breathe

  • @literallyeverything3852
    @literallyeverything3852 4 года назад +599

    somewhere in the game world:
    "why the hell did i get a burnt pizza that has thousands of kilograms of cheese on it with a happy face-"

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 4 года назад +57

      Ordered a simple cheese pizza and instead got a chunk of igneous rock.

    • @literallyeverything3852
      @literallyeverything3852 4 года назад +2

      @@mushroom8446 its a roblox trend, i heard someone asking for brains earlier.

    • @literallyeverything3852
      @literallyeverything3852 4 года назад +1

      @@mushroom8446 yes.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 4 года назад +9

      I see they died from something.
      Internal bleeding, probably.

    • @melmil2440
      @melmil2440 4 года назад +4

      @@mushroom8446 i think that's a bit rude

  • @monch6904
    @monch6904 4 года назад +220

    “We’re out of sauce though, but i have an idea”
    *Law and Order intro plays*

  • @scorpiouskrimson
    @scorpiouskrimson 4 года назад +52

    The gasp of horror when he threw the pizza out by accident
    Also, I can't believe the parsley was solid enough to launch the pizza out when the shovel caught it

  • @LushQtient340
    @LushQtient340 2 года назад +66

    This is the first episode of anything I’ve ever seen where the sponsor was The first thing that made me laugh

  • @2wodrqwoa
    @2wodrqwoa 4 года назад +544

    Josh is the human embodiment of the "why can't you just be normal" meme

    • @sphericbeats
      @sphericbeats 4 года назад

      fIrST

    • @audreyplaysnice2086
      @audreyplaysnice2086 4 года назад +9

      And far behind that meme you mention: "Play a game like the programmer meant? Wait that's illegal!"

    • @iraescash8022
      @iraescash8022 4 года назад

      OOH- *AND,* the ‘RuN’ Meme...!! ~ 😅

    • @EndergamerEndergamer
      @EndergamerEndergamer 4 года назад

      And the wait this isn’t how your supposed to play the game

    • @redeyeloon4032
      @redeyeloon4032 3 года назад

      @@sphericbeats υεαη

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool 4 года назад +544

    “Why does everything end up looking like a nightmare?”
    I have wondered that since the day I accidentally stumbled upon this channel.

    • @har.jasmine5494
      @har.jasmine5494 4 года назад +6

      the pain makes my insides itch

    • @lisarichards7898
      @lisarichards7898 4 года назад +10

      Let's Game It Out = Josh's complete and utter destruction of minds and games

    • @OfficalBonniePlushStudios
      @OfficalBonniePlushStudios 4 года назад

      yes

    • @eric3821
      @eric3821 4 года назад

      @whackycast “I’d eat at your restaurant” lmao🤣🤣

    • @eric3821
      @eric3821 4 года назад

      @@lisarichards7898 yes yes yes!

  • @vit.budina
    @vit.budina 4 года назад +226

    Josh's restaurant is like "Order something. Don't care about what you order, you won't get it anyway."

  • @DisturbedGeneration
    @DisturbedGeneration 2 года назад +27

    Ngl. If I could. I would love a kitchen, prep, and storage like that😂.
    It's perfect

  • @jennifers2008
    @jennifers2008 3 года назад +435

    The sound of distress he made when he accidentally threw his pizza out the window had me legit laughing so hard, he sounded so genuinely upset lol. I had to back it up and watch that part several times 😂😂

  • @personyoudontknow894
    @personyoudontknow894 4 года назад +46

    18:03 “this isn’t my fault, it’s the Parsley’s fault!” I think we need to discuss your toxic relationship with garnishes, Josh.

  • @giacomoromano6555
    @giacomoromano6555 4 года назад +458

    I honestly didn’t realize how quickly this could escalate

    • @CodenameRune
      @CodenameRune 4 года назад +24

      Welcome to the channel.

    • @RonDon.
      @RonDon. 4 года назад +5

      What did u expect

    • @travescotburger1857
      @travescotburger1857 4 года назад +2

      I’m watching ads right now, but I know this is gonna be a banger.

    • @kwak1987
      @kwak1987 4 года назад

      Why am I not surprised

    • @lisarichards7898
      @lisarichards7898 4 года назад +3

      Ahhh new subscribers welcome to the madness that is Josh hold on tight it's only going to get worse Elder scrolls has Sheogorath RUclips has Josh

  • @ashn0317
    @ashn0317 Месяц назад +4

    1:07 the devs put the food on top to cover for him.

  • @leyriz207
    @leyriz207 3 года назад +1565

    Josh is the kind of guy that doesn't need to swear to make someone laugh.

    • @yukilover_Wonder
      @yukilover_Wonder 3 года назад +18

      Underrated

    • @leyriz207
      @leyriz207 3 года назад +2

      @RainyEthan in short

    • @yukilover_Wonder
      @yukilover_Wonder 3 года назад +3

      @@leyriz207 your reply should have atleast 10 replies

    • @hi5617
      @hi5617 3 года назад +2

      @@yukilover_Wonder Agreed

    • @aresxd5769
      @aresxd5769 3 года назад +2

      @@yukilover_Wonder 5

  • @jk470O0
    @jk470O0 4 года назад +322

    I've laughed at every single one of his videos that I've seen he's just such a comedic person I love it

    • @maja_szm
      @maja_szm 4 года назад

      I can relate on that ✨

    • @zigrdadams9428
      @zigrdadams9428 4 года назад +4

      Yep I've been laughing for like 30 minutes now and I've watched this twice now

    • @jjay109
      @jjay109 4 года назад

      @@zigrdadams9428 the cheese pizza just had me like that for a while

    • @gamertardguardian1299
      @gamertardguardian1299 4 года назад +4

      He is, he is smart too. I love how he makes useless stuff In all of his videos that serve no purpose but to take up space it’s hilarious

    • @ethanpriest8073
      @ethanpriest8073 4 года назад +1

      He is the best RUclipsr ever!!🤣

  • @henryhackermanbykof
    @henryhackermanbykof 4 года назад +286

    Josh literally will do everything he wants in any game even when he's sponsered.
    i edited this comment because a person was correcting a spelling mistake that i made
    im not even gonna fix it lol

  • @dertreffer
    @dertreffer 7 месяцев назад +5

    "you never can have to much cheese on a pizza"
    josh: "hold my cheese"

  • @samuelsherrow5706
    @samuelsherrow5706 3 года назад +227

    Whenever he makes a cooking simulator video, I put it on in the background and imagine I’m hearing him through the open kitchen door at a fine dining restaurant

  • @vibing9264
    @vibing9264 4 года назад +278

    Why do mcdonalds when you can eat :
    E m p t y p l a t e

    • @dislike__button
      @dislike__button 4 года назад +10

      Famous African dish.

    • @jselse.
      @jselse. 4 года назад +2

      Umm crunchy

    • @dennisbrooks6779
      @dennisbrooks6779 4 года назад +4

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @agehfkhan3934
      @agehfkhan3934 4 года назад +2

      This isn't a video game this is Josh's normal day in the kitchen..

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 4 года назад

      Me: I want empty plate at mcdonalds!
      Mom: no we have empty plate at home
      Empty plate at home:

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 3 года назад +241

    I like how neat and organized his kitchen looks (before the “splash of color” incident) and then all his pizzas look like it came from a retail employee that decided to use all their anger to make a pizza

  • @Deegonbeefon
    @Deegonbeefon Год назад +8

    19:19 Legends say Josh and Special Pizza are still walking to this day

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 4 года назад +1578

    Game: "Beefhouse"
    Josh: "So you want *exclusively* pork?"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +69

      And some shrimp!

    • @LordQuacky
      @LordQuacky 4 года назад +39

      *SHRIMP*

    • @redeyeloon4032
      @redeyeloon4032 3 года назад +3

      λολ

    • @System_ErrorEXE
      @System_ErrorEXE 3 года назад +4

      SHRIMP

    • @Ech0TheCerva
      @Ech0TheCerva 3 года назад +3

      Here I am 👁👄👁
      The one who ruined the fact that there were exactly 888 likes in this comment!

  • @ivancybran
    @ivancybran 4 года назад +513

    "Give the people, not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want."
    Oh ok, so you are approaching that pizza as EA. Cool.

    • @piffy3901
      @piffy3901 4 года назад +2

      SKSKSKS

    • @dingodog711
      @dingodog711 4 года назад +3

      This is so accurate tho it just watched fake gamer girls newest video it reflects this lol

    • @kingofcrap4414
      @kingofcrap4414 4 года назад

      Nintendo

    • @madapigi1
      @madapigi1 4 года назад

      every the sims player can relate

    • @havoc7859
      @havoc7859 4 года назад

      Boom electoral college

  • @dontscantheqrcode8545
    @dontscantheqrcode8545 4 года назад +4556

    I love how Josh makes everyone laugh, good job Josh

    • @mohammadamanj7370
      @mohammadamanj7370 4 года назад +56

      The sad thing is that he don’t upload to often

    • @xaviermaster1
      @xaviermaster1 4 года назад +43

      Yeah he deserve more subs

    • @tomurashigaraki4953
      @tomurashigaraki4953 4 года назад +60

      GrayStillPlays and Josh would be great friends, they both love destroying the games they play.

    • @don3037
      @don3037 4 года назад +2

      how to properly greet you in the editor is a good idea but he 6 minutes to get there so he can you send it to my home address is that a yes or a duck 😅🦆😅☺️😂🦆😅☺️😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅☺️

    • @PCJesus0
      @PCJesus0 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Double-0 Flour, License to Mill" is the best thing I've ever heard on this channel

  • @hezakighamorgan9974
    @hezakighamorgan9974 3 года назад +506

    12:03 As someone who worked at a pizza place that served ranch on pale dough, this was a triggering moment for ptsd I didn't know I had.

    • @StillaMarls
      @StillaMarls Год назад +4

      oh gosh, did you ever try it?

    • @77elite9
      @77elite9 Год назад +6

      Even though I like ranch with pizza that just sounds disgusting.

  • @SoapieAmbuu
    @SoapieAmbuu 4 года назад +376

    Bruh he’s the type of people that when a restaurant messed up his order he would just laugh about it lol

    • @actionpotato
      @actionpotato 4 года назад +38

      Or force his way into the kitchen to show em how to make a real pizza.

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 года назад +12

      He's too cool to just sit there. He will haunt their families for -Grace- generations to come.

    • @Danger_N00dle
      @Danger_N00dle 4 года назад +4

      I sure am that kind of person.
      Must be very sad to get mad for such a small thing in life.

    • @Tempevo
      @Tempevo 4 года назад

      Piano

    • @mellisaadler6588
      @mellisaadler6588 3 года назад

      @@Tempevo keyboard?

  • @Violinist_Crab
    @Violinist_Crab 4 года назад +163

    just imagine sitting down at a table and immediately get a fan thrown at your face then served with some "food" with broken shards of plates.

    • @CasperTheRestless
      @CasperTheRestless 4 года назад +5

      I don't think immediately is the right word...

  • @CyberDuckVR
    @CyberDuckVR 7 месяцев назад +2

    I just wanna say this was my first let’s game it out video, I’m happy that this started my addiction to josh

  • @josephdanforth4830
    @josephdanforth4830 4 года назад +1577

    My day instantly gets 1000% better when I hear: "Hey there it's Josh"

  • @BIuMemer
    @BIuMemer 4 года назад +466

    I think Josh's nightmare is playing the game without a mess and does it perfectly

    • @noahyuen7245
      @noahyuen7245 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @morganwhitev8212
      @morganwhitev8212 4 года назад +38

      Just muttering in his sleep, "No... no... No! Stop giving people what they want!"

    • @name_unkn0wn
      @name_unkn0wn 4 года назад +2

      LMAO TRUE

    • @bangerz5871
      @bangerz5871 4 года назад +2

      Leave just leave

    • @Kaealt
      @Kaealt 4 года назад +4

      imagine almost starting a sentence with imagine
      oh wait

  • @Foxii-86
    @Foxii-86 2 года назад +7

    17:44 "Besides why would we wanna ruin the natural- *gasp*

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 4 года назад +104

    That last person who just ended up with an empty plate doesn't know how lucky they are.

  • @aaroncollier8973
    @aaroncollier8973 4 года назад +511

    When you realize Anthony was the only one keeping him sane.

    • @justine-3432
      @justine-3432 4 года назад +69

      i like to imagine he trapped Anthony in his dungeon and took over the channel

    • @ImPhxZe
      @ImPhxZe 4 года назад +21

      @@justine-3432 probably what happened

    • @simulatethat6099
      @simulatethat6099 4 года назад +64

      @@justine-3432 It's actually been Anthony playing all along and Josh keeps him trapped away and narrates what he sees going on. Anthony is trying to send us messages! RUN!

    • @LuisMendoza-vw2nq
      @LuisMendoza-vw2nq 4 года назад +2

      Too close to home

    • @goonin_1
      @goonin_1 4 года назад +3

      Who was Anthony anyway like a friend or what

  • @elizabethashley42
    @elizabethashley42 3 года назад +320

    That gasp of horror when he yeeted the pizza out the window made me laugh so hard I sobbed.

    • @jellifluff
      @jellifluff 2 года назад +10

      I was looking for this comment. I wheezed when he gasped😂

    • @abdulkabir212
      @abdulkabir212 2 года назад +2

      same that jumped out of my chair and almost broke my laptop

  • @Itschickenshelly
    @Itschickenshelly 9 месяцев назад +5

    9:43 I just realized that he is building a house and the pizza is called a beef house 😂

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 4 года назад +689

    The fact that Josh knows the words "Sane" and "Normal" makes me even more concerned somehow.

    • @xcgaming5906
      @xcgaming5906 4 года назад +15

      Maybe because if that is "sane" or "normal" then "insane" would be much much worse

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 4 года назад +10

      @@xcgaming5906 it's more that he knows what he is doing isn't sane or normal.
      *_But he still does it_*

    • @uptightUnterstrichUnterstrich
      @uptightUnterstrichUnterstrich 4 года назад +2

      @@ValentineC137 im totally with you xD

    • @LuCa8_
      @LuCa8_ 4 года назад +1

      Cret

    • @ricktyson5900
      @ricktyson5900 4 года назад +2

      He only recently learned them.

  • @mr.whisper9116
    @mr.whisper9116 4 года назад +477

    Josh: makes food literally un eatable and disgusting
    Customer: tOo SPiCy

    • @maxverstappen3219
      @maxverstappen3219 4 года назад

      Is it some kind of joke? Cause i didn't see its funny

    • @unchartedraider7547
      @unchartedraider7547 4 года назад +8

      Customer is white lmao

    • @CT-7731
      @CT-7731 4 года назад +8

      Did you mean,
      > Radioactive?

    • @aaronweeb3761
      @aaronweeb3761 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO

    • @jankekow569
      @jankekow569 4 года назад

      Next time you try to Say something more with 3 secounds to live after eating it.

  • @PapaFlammy69
    @PapaFlammy69 4 года назад +1713

    Josh

  • @Flowxrz0
    @Flowxrz0 3 месяца назад +1

    Imagine this: You've been waiting for your pizza for a while, and you suddenly hear a ding. Your pizza is finally ready! You eagerly await to see it and.. oh... It's a fort made out of cheese...

  • @justseffstuff3308
    @justseffstuff3308 3 года назад +379

    “The time was burnt”
    The customer must’ve been unhappy about him incinerating the spacetime continuum via tanking the framerate

    • @redstoneshiny463
      @redstoneshiny463 3 года назад +7

      I amost drowned now i cant stop. Laughingbfhjsuwusudyyfyr6fyfygggf

    • @sidhedevil
      @sidhedevil 3 года назад +4

      How did they know? Unless… their name was…. GRACE.

  • @tiosans2043
    @tiosans2043 4 года назад +167

    Josh: Adds anything BUT actual ingredients to the food
    Customer: Too Dry

    • @ShieTar_
      @ShieTar_ 4 года назад +10

      Also: Josh delivers the Pizza from Hell.
      Customer: It was the wrong size.

    • @redeyeloon4032
      @redeyeloon4032 3 года назад

      λολ

    • @the_allay_4846
      @the_allay_4846 3 года назад

      josh ok i'll just put ... a million litres of water in it

  • @algernon9930
    @algernon9930 4 года назад +297

    As an Italian i literally had a mental breakdown while watching you prepare pizza.

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh 4 года назад +9

      Oh no! 😆 Are you okay?

    • @hopeguhl8781
      @hopeguhl8781 4 года назад

      I feel bad for u

    • @GianniCampanale
      @GianniCampanale 4 года назад

      must be tolerant

    • @axy8265
      @axy8265 4 года назад +14

      i'm also an italian, and i absolutely need josh's restaurant to open in this country

    • @KristenRobertskris10lr
      @KristenRobertskris10lr 4 года назад +9

      @@axy8265 that would probably break a few laws there

  • @ASharkNamedWaffle
    @ASharkNamedWaffle Год назад +16

    17:30 The leaning parsley tower on pizza.
    Also hearing an actual chock from him when he accidentally threw the pizza out the window was a first.

  • @alejandrosarmiento8052
    @alejandrosarmiento8052 4 года назад +175

    Not gonna lie, the transition to the ad was smooth af

    • @ONLY1DJM
      @ONLY1DJM 4 года назад

      🤔why would you lie?

    • @jakeorchard1938
      @jakeorchard1938 4 года назад +1

      @@ONLY1DJM r/woooooooosh

    • @user-ru9pd6tf4s
      @user-ru9pd6tf4s 4 года назад

      @@jakeorchard1938 found the redditor, also i definitely lost some respect for Josh because of the ad, i really just can't stand the classic "free mobile rpg" bs, VPNs are fine but I think it would be much better if he took sponsorships from game developers instead, that leaves a much better impression than something like in this video.

    • @Chris-6ul
      @Chris-6ul 4 года назад

      When is the new satisfactory video coming

    • @nyx7970
      @nyx7970 4 года назад +2

      ​@@user-ru9pd6tf4s ​ That sponsorship was literally from game developers. If you don't care about the game that's sponsoring him then just... don't download it? I also dislike that kind of game but just let the man do what he wants.

  • @obliviousidiot.
    @obliviousidiot. 4 года назад +344

    “Who is putting boiled broccoli on pizzas?”
    Moms: _Nervous sweating_

  • @aleksandar_srb
    @aleksandar_srb 4 года назад +583

    As a restaurant owner i see this some new masterpieces i should implement in my restauramt menu. Thanks for new ideas.

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 4 года назад +41

      But why do that when you can follow our Dear Leader's example and nerf your entire menu until it contains nothing but undercooked pufferfish, water, and lawsuits?

    • @longbow6976
      @longbow6976 4 года назад +19

      Ah yes, your restauramt

    • @amberleshae2948
      @amberleshae2948 4 года назад +3

      @@longbow6976 bruh 😂😂😂

    • @36ford5w
      @36ford5w 4 года назад +3

      @@bengal4047 ah yes, i see you too, follow Our Great Dear Leader

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 4 года назад +7

      I hope you add the meat fortress to your menu!

  • @asquidboi
    @asquidboi 4 месяца назад +2

    We need to get josh a vr headset if he doesn't have one already, he would cause so much chaos

  • @binlaywrong
    @binlaywrong 3 года назад +507

    Imagine you're waiting an hour and 40 minutes, and the kitchen proceeds to send out an empty plate

    • @sonicmastersword8080
      @sonicmastersword8080 Год назад +11

      That would be an instance where walking out on an order is acceptable.

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS Год назад +1

      Fun fact: I once when to a restaurant, and waited something like 3 hours for my food

    • @tiffanyz1362
      @tiffanyz1362 Год назад

      10/10 customer service

    • @ThiccSteveYT
      @ThiccSteveYT Год назад

      That's probably enough time for a movie, or one movie and a few minutes of a sequel.

    • @robertsullivan4706
      @robertsullivan4706 Год назад +2

      Now imagine the reason they give for getting an empty plate is "The chef couldn't fit your raw pizza through the order hole, so instead he climbed out the window with it, and ran away."

  • @samuellasky7771
    @samuellasky7771 4 года назад +260

    "double 0 flour, licensed to mill" caught me completely off guard since you never make puns

    • @jerryzzz1114
      @jerryzzz1114 4 года назад +1

      I like ur profile pic :3

    • @samuellasky7771
      @samuellasky7771 4 года назад +1

      @@jerryzzz1114 thank you, I specifically chose it to invoke a sense of cringe

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 4 года назад

      @@samuellasky7771 well, it works

    • @noaccount4526
      @noaccount4526 4 года назад

      @@samuellasky7771 It does actually

    • @devilmaycare42
      @devilmaycare42 4 года назад

      I keep imagining the people actually recieving these... these absolute pieces of art... just kinda sitting blankfaced as they're presented with their "pizza" and its honestly making tears run down my face.

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 4 года назад +122

    "A parsley tornado"
    *Horrible Satisfactory flashbacks*

    • @MMuraseofSandvich
      @MMuraseofSandvich 4 года назад +6

      Complete with frame rate drop.

    • @harmonyvtolvr
      @harmonyvtolvr 4 года назад +6

      You mean “Totally worthy of being on the steam store page” land

  • @Ima_bean123
    @Ima_bean123 Месяц назад +4

    14:07 The time being burnt😭

  • @jkuhl2492
    @jkuhl2492 3 года назад +370

    "It's Josh's arts and crafts time now"
    Is that a threat?

  • @dariomala3523
    @dariomala3523 3 года назад +2307

    As an italian, I can confirm that this is how we make pizza.

    • @justaguywithamask6505
      @justaguywithamask6505 3 года назад +42

      Pizza mozarella, rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella

    • @justatv9554
      @justatv9554 3 года назад +30

      @Novilia Novilia Excuse me, "she"?

    • @kpilotti72
      @kpilotti72 3 года назад +6

      @@justaguywithamask6505 rella

    • @weegeenumberone2
      @weegeenumberone2 3 года назад +11

      @Novilia Novilia Excuse me, but *she?*

    • @EternallyEmberKin
      @EternallyEmberKin 3 года назад +2

      @Novilia Novilia no

  • @antonioeduardo4889
    @antonioeduardo4889 4 года назад +848

    The only guy i dont skip when talking about his sponsor

  • @CherriSwirl
    @CherriSwirl 3 месяца назад +2

    17:44 The pizza decided it was too disgusting to live 🤣🍕

  • @TungstenIsAStrongMaterial
    @TungstenIsAStrongMaterial 4 года назад +345

    Josh: **puts the pizza in the oven for a day**
    The customer: the time is burnt!