Imagine being in a pizza restaurant, looking through the window to the kitchen, and just seeing a man nonchalantly chucking bottles of booze against every single wall.
18:47 I mean it's probably for the best that the guy got an empty plate where he could imagine a delicious pizza instead of your marshmallow tornado nightmare
He's definitely seen it, as he's made references in other videos (one I specifically remember is in one of the planet zoo videos he says "graaace, that kills people!")
I fell like if you ever arrested Josh, he would spend 20 minutes decorating his cell in the strangest way and at the end reveal he could have gotten out the whole time only to float off into the sky.
I just showed this video to my girlfriend. I watched it it first came out, but when I tell you, neither of us have laughed this hard in years, and the comments were just as hilarious as the video. We needed that 100%. Thank you sincerely, LGIO.
“Give people not what they ask for, but what I think they want.” I would pay to visit a pizzeria which actually operated like that. Sounds like a blast.
Easily the best sentence of the video... nearly choked to death when he said it... (on a piece of pizza of all things) shouldn't eat while watching Josh's Videos.
Imagine going to a pizza restaurant expecting the best then you just hear... "Hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out." THE fear in your body must be at the max.
The special “pizza” destroyed me. And the way he just casually used the drawer and phone to get out and proceed to walk off on nothing with that monstrosity was just flexing his skills to ruin every game 😂
You're in Italy, having lunch by the Mediterranean sea, and the chef suddenly throws a tornado marshmallows satan pizza right at your table. That's a dream come true.
@@tejayplant7069 It's not about him spelling it wrong. It's about leaving it there as an example for people who don't know how to spell things correctly. Part of the reason English is so hard to learn as a 2nd language is because of the fact that people who learned it as a primary language, spell things wrong all the time and aren't corrected. It doesn't matter that I know what he meant. It matters that someone else might see his message and think the misspelling of the word is the correct spelling and then go using it everywhere.
At first I thought 'he's going to go through some list the game requires him to mention to be sponsered, but he doesnt need to play the game' and then I remembered, this is josh, he will find a way to break the game.
@@cannardm exactly, I was very close to skipping too, then i remembered who he was, and that he would never do something like that without trying his best to find some sort of glitch or the like, which he did, and it made me respect all the moore =)
The gasp of horror when he threw the pizza out by accident Also, I can't believe the parsley was solid enough to launch the pizza out when the shovel caught it
The sound of distress he made when he accidentally threw his pizza out the window had me legit laughing so hard, he sounded so genuinely upset lol. I had to back it up and watch that part several times 😂😂
Josh literally will do everything he wants in any game even when he's sponsered. i edited this comment because a person was correcting a spelling mistake that i made im not even gonna fix it lol
Whenever he makes a cooking simulator video, I put it on in the background and imagine I’m hearing him through the open kitchen door at a fine dining restaurant
I like how neat and organized his kitchen looks (before the “splash of color” incident) and then all his pizzas look like it came from a retail employee that decided to use all their anger to make a pizza
how to properly greet you in the editor is a good idea but he 6 minutes to get there so he can you send it to my home address is that a yes or a duck 😅🦆😅☺️😂🦆😅☺️😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅☺️
@@justine-3432 It's actually been Anthony playing all along and Josh keeps him trapped away and narrates what he sees going on. Anthony is trying to send us messages! RUN!
Imagine this: You've been waiting for your pizza for a while, and you suddenly hear a ding. Your pizza is finally ready! You eagerly await to see it and.. oh... It's a fort made out of cheese...
@@jakeorchard1938 found the redditor, also i definitely lost some respect for Josh because of the ad, i really just can't stand the classic "free mobile rpg" bs, VPNs are fine but I think it would be much better if he took sponsorships from game developers instead, that leaves a much better impression than something like in this video.
@@user-ru9pd6tf4s That sponsorship was literally from game developers. If you don't care about the game that's sponsoring him then just... don't download it? I also dislike that kind of game but just let the man do what he wants.
But why do that when you can follow our Dear Leader's example and nerf your entire menu until it contains nothing but undercooked pufferfish, water, and lawsuits?
Now imagine the reason they give for getting an empty plate is "The chef couldn't fit your raw pizza through the order hole, so instead he climbed out the window with it, and ran away."
I keep imagining the people actually recieving these... these absolute pieces of art... just kinda sitting blankfaced as they're presented with their "pizza" and its honestly making tears run down my face.
Could you imagine the gastric terror you would feel if you were at a restaurant and from the kitchen you heard "nummy nummy num".
yes, and only yes.
Oh boy I can't wait for 75 pounds of cheese, nonsensical sauce, and meat of the highest tier.
mmmmmmmmmmmmcat
Imma laugh
@@Dandysdawgpebble mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdog
Imagine being in a pizza restaurant, looking through the window to the kitchen, and just seeing a man nonchalantly chucking bottles of booze against every single wall.
“Right, enough drugs for today”
@@Windows98R 😂
@Ezra O'Connor LOL (:
and at the end climbing out and walking on water with a tornado pizza
exactly
18:47 I mean it's probably for the best that the guy got an empty plate where he could imagine a delicious pizza instead of your marshmallow tornado nightmare
Ooh cool avatar untitled goose game 😢🪿
I love the idea of going to a pizza restaurant and seeing the name "Marshmallow Tornado" as an option
"The pizza was burnt"
"The sauce was burnt"
"The cheese was burnt"
"And the time was apparently burnt" 😂
Thyme an ingredient they wanted on the pizza
@@LucyandTigger-es4qhtime
@vanzkingsley3379and tiktok glass
The burnt was burnt
josh put the fabric of time on the pizza
The ending was probably the starting for raft
JCU (Josh Cinematic Universe)
Perfect advertising.
@@kpilotti72 JCU (Josh Chaotic Universe)
UCJ (Unicorn Corn Josh)
HONESTLY!!!
Attendant: Hello, what pizza would you like to order?
Me: Meat fortress and parsley tornado.
Customer: Why is your cheese specialty called, "Is There A Limit?"
Would that be separate, or together?
Meat Fortress 2
@@Chirp9051 pyro made all the dishes
@@GoatMilkCookie yes
“where we definitely don’t keep bodies”
“Oh! We don’t keep bodies!”
the way he has suprised
1:13 they put fried eggs in a freezer not eggs fried eggs
Nice profil pic!
(I think it could be the kind of things that Nico could say)
Technically the meat produce in the freezer are dead bodys
Like any good serial killer would keep a body at the top of their freezer -_-
Plot twist the vegetables are made of bodies the meat is made of vegetables
"I will not apologize for my art."
I didn't realize Josh had such major Caaaaarl from Llamas in Hats vibes until this moment.
Joooooosh that kills people
"Josh that kills people."
I mean, he may be a psychopath, and he most certainly has a long history of (virtual) violence
@@brodychurchman2793 oh really i had no idea
He's definitely seen it, as he's made references in other videos (one I specifically remember is in one of the planet zoo videos he says "graaace, that kills people!")
Josh: "What's for dinner, honey?"
Wife: "I haven't decided yet."
Josh: "Oh. Howabout I make pizzas tonig-"
Wife: "NO."
_Famous last words_
I like to imagine that she will answer casually cause she has the same sanity as Josh
@TheDarkImplayer
Josh: How much parsley do you want?
Wife: Is there a limit?
A bit of a stretch thinking Josh will have a wife lol.
@@richardsnape1630 GrayStillPlays has a wife.
I'd eat in your restaurant.
First
If you want to die, ok
Suicide is never the answer. Please seek help
ah yes, i also want to eat a rock solid stack of plants.
Can't help but notice you didn't say you'd order anything.
I fell like if you ever arrested Josh, he would spend 20 minutes decorating his cell in the strangest way and at the end reveal he could have gotten out the whole time only to float off into the sky.
How do you "fell like"? What is a "fell like"?
@@dalelc43 I think he or she means "feel"
Lol
your profile pick scares me
*laughs in confusion of the ending*
cant imagine going to a pizzaria and walking by the kitchen only to hear a man blaming his problems on a stack of parsley
i worked in a pizza kitchen. i think i have literally done that on hour 7 of my shift before ngl
Chef: your the reason my wife left me
Parsley:…
Chef: don’t give me that face
Parsley:…
Josh: makes tornado with parsley
Me: has Satisfactory flashbacks
How do you not have 5k likes on this comment!? So legit lol.
Also bearnado flashback
@@SnailBot the ptsd
me too
That's cuz the pizza was very satisfactory :D
Other gamers: "nothing less than 100 fps"
Josh: "seconds per frame"
"I play in spf"
i prefer playing in 30 seconds per frame.
@@hazzabomb707 “7 years ago” “hmmmm”
LMAO 😂
Lol
“Incredible food, the shattered plate added a unique crunch. 10/10 would recommend”
"The copper undertone was the perfect undercut to this fine cuisine!"
There is nothing like the texture of broken floor ceramic to add a little zest to the dish
also the dust from the floor added a very unique and beautiful taste.
crack crack
my tongue bleeds red-the color of PASSION
I just showed this video to my girlfriend. I watched it it first came out, but when I tell you, neither of us have laughed this hard in years, and the comments were just as hilarious as the video. We needed that 100%. Thank you sincerely, LGIO.
“Oh! We don’t keep bodies here! Well colour me surprised.”
Best line
well we do, just not human bodies. There were cows, chickens, all kinds of fish
Oh theirs still bodies in their its just cut up and packaged to fool us.
I died laughing!!!
Yes
Cap.
“00Flour license to MILL.”
“Give people not what they ask for, but what I think they want.”
I would pay to visit a pizzeria which actually operated like that. Sounds like a blast.
You’ve inspired me.
Unless if the pizza boy is Josh
"I think this pizza needs a bit of cyanide"
ma nope, glass. You wanted glass with your cyanide yes?
Almost all Game devs Operate That way
Normal people: Would you go get some steak from the cellar please?
Josh: *D U N G E ON*
N
💣🏴☠️💣
I would animate clips from his entire cooking simulator series but make it absolutely terrifying
i would love an animated version of these vids
I feel like he either has no idea how horrifying “but it’s Josh’s arts & crafts time now” is, or he knows EXACTLY how horrifying it it
He totally knows how horrifying it is
It's Josh. Of course he knows 😂😅
Yes
@Jimmy Jim grammar moment:
It's not horrifying what do you people mean horrifying or his creations being a nightmare? It's a game. It's funny.
I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos
may i present to you, GrayStillPlays
@@Tommo. oooh!
I know him!
Idk why I didn't think Ed of that earlier
Game: You only need a few sprigs of-
Josh: *dumps in entire rainforest*
true
What you don’t dump the entire amazon rain forest when making sauce?
@@nohills1070 NOT FUNNY, DIDN'T LAUGH
"Oh but we're not done there, we got a dungeon. Or I guess normal people call this a cellar." - Josh, 2020
“Easy, ok get it out”, as the pizza pops of the plate, I couldn’t stop laughing at that point
I love how his voice tone is calm but everything in his surroundings is absolute chaos
@@shiracremeans8156 so true
My favorite moment on Josh’s channel is when he put two pallets together in hydroneer part 2 and they flew away. I will always laugh when I see that.
imagine you're waiting over 100 minutes for your pizza, and when it's finally finished you get an empty plate
A
A
A
Lol
哈哈哈
“Double 0 flour, license to mill” was the best joke I’ve heard today
timestamp please :>
@@hiimapenguin 1:30
υεπ
18:53 waited an hour and fourty minutes for an empty plate
Wow, sauce and melt cheese physics is actually impressive
3rd pizza was a literal lasagna
I see raw 🍕
This guy literally tests the limits of every game
Whole nother vocal of level coming from my mind
*Me making pizza irl*
imagine waiting outside to order your food and hearing "and here's the freezer where we definitely don't keep bodies...oh we actually don't"
@Jean Louise Aubrey what
I guess Josh is the zodiac killer.
And also I am a boy
U right
Well, in Naples it would not cause any trouble. XD
“The time was apparently burnt.” *had me dying*
Same
Squidward: *burns someone’s shake*
Josh: “Amateur”
Same bruh
Same
Easily the best sentence of the video... nearly choked to death when he said it... (on a piece of pizza of all things) shouldn't eat while watching Josh's Videos.
I love how he just walks into the other room and there's heaps of dough and flour packets he never bothered to get rid of
Imagine going to a pizza restaurant expecting the best then you just hear... "Hey there it's Josh welcome back to let's game it out." THE fear in your body must be at the max.
he just makes you torture
Well, actually, I just would wait for something like "there's a lot of hecking meat", I think it worth it
I would become Germany in hoi4 and sent the army to arrest him *The entire army being defeated by Time was burnt*, surrendering
Ye tho
you know i thank i will try the ether pizza store
"Can we really put water in here?
..... in the past tense, I mean"
That made me spit out my drink. These videos are bloody hillarious
I know, fr :D
Definitely agree! They make me laugh so hard
can someone explain this to me? i dont get what it means
@@161friends me too
@@161friends It’s a quote from the video. 1:47 He was curious if he can fill the jug but accidentally broke it.
"Give the people not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want" is applicable to so many companies it hurts
Every mom in the world
I agree every government should do this
Ai dungeon in a nutshell.
@@bestwortsyt6119 because mom knows best 😙
Hurts so much
The special “pizza” destroyed me.
And the way he just casually used the drawer and phone to get out and proceed to walk off on nothing with that monstrosity was just flexing his skills to ruin every game 😂
You're in Italy, having lunch by the Mediterranean sea, and the chef suddenly throws a tornado marshmallows satan pizza right at your table. That's a dream come true.
This isn't a video game this is Josh's normal day in the kitchen..
It’s not a normal day for us but it’s a normal day for him
I love your icon
Ι δοντ σεε σήτας ςρονγ.
@@SumGum that’s what he said
“The freezer, where we D E F I N I T E L Y don’t keep bodies”
“Oh we don’t keep bodies! Color me surprised.”
@ShadowKing 7890 There's no need to be passive aggressive like that, you could have just skipped this comment without ever thinking about it again.
definitely* (don't edit your post please. My post doesn't make sense if people can't see the misspelling for themselves)
@@TaIathar they did xD
@@TaIatharwhy does it matter if he spelt it wrong either way u still know what he means
@@tejayplant7069 It's not about him spelling it wrong. It's about leaving it there as an example for people who don't know how to spell things correctly. Part of the reason English is so hard to learn as a 2nd language is because of the fact that people who learned it as a primary language, spell things wrong all the time and aren't corrected. It doesn't matter that I know what he meant. It matters that someone else might see his message and think the misspelling of the word is the correct spelling and then go using it everywhere.
18:16 the comedic timing of the plate breaking will always get me
"We don't give them what they want, we give them what we think they want"
-Josh 2020
Sounds like Blizzard devs
Not “what we think they want” but “what we *decide* they want”
Apple and Samsung be like😂
People: cough cough I need water Josh: I don’t care
*SOVIET ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING*
This man possesses a higher level of comedy than most stand-ups I know.
He IS the comedy.
AGREED
YES
I think he is just a god at comedy
@niosonwii 'mu' is a shorter term for 'kamu', an indonesian word for 'you'. so basically you're saying to not check our own playlist ?
The most impressive thing was i watched the whole ad without skipping, that's how entertaining you are
At first I thought 'he's going to go through some list the game requires him to mention to be sponsered, but he doesnt need to play the game' and then I remembered, this is josh, he will find a way to break the game.
𝙔 𝙚 𝙨
Me too
I would've watched it but it's another game like raid shadow legends that plays itself lol
@@cannardm exactly, I was very close to skipping too, then i remembered who he was, and that he would never do something like that without trying his best to find some sort of glitch or the like, which he did, and it made me respect all the moore =)
You know a pizza is pure horror when even Josh can’t get fully exited about it. 10:16
Oh he fully exited alright.
*"nUmM-y Nu-MmY n-Um"*
No he’s laughing so hard that he can’t even breathe
somewhere in the game world:
"why the hell did i get a burnt pizza that has thousands of kilograms of cheese on it with a happy face-"
Ordered a simple cheese pizza and instead got a chunk of igneous rock.
@@mushroom8446 its a roblox trend, i heard someone asking for brains earlier.
@@mushroom8446 yes.
I see they died from something.
Internal bleeding, probably.
@@mushroom8446 i think that's a bit rude
“We’re out of sauce though, but i have an idea”
*Law and Order intro plays*
The gasp of horror when he threw the pizza out by accident
Also, I can't believe the parsley was solid enough to launch the pizza out when the shovel caught it
This is the first episode of anything I’ve ever seen where the sponsor was The first thing that made me laugh
Josh is the human embodiment of the "why can't you just be normal" meme
fIrST
And far behind that meme you mention: "Play a game like the programmer meant? Wait that's illegal!"
OOH- *AND,* the ‘RuN’ Meme...!! ~ 😅
And the wait this isn’t how your supposed to play the game
@@sphericbeats υεαη
“Why does everything end up looking like a nightmare?”
I have wondered that since the day I accidentally stumbled upon this channel.
the pain makes my insides itch
Let's Game It Out = Josh's complete and utter destruction of minds and games
yes
@whackycast “I’d eat at your restaurant” lmao🤣🤣
@@lisarichards7898 yes yes yes!
Josh's restaurant is like "Order something. Don't care about what you order, you won't get it anyway."
Ngl. If I could. I would love a kitchen, prep, and storage like that😂.
It's perfect
The sound of distress he made when he accidentally threw his pizza out the window had me legit laughing so hard, he sounded so genuinely upset lol. I had to back it up and watch that part several times 😂😂
Same😂😂😂
*shocked Josh gasp*
Fav part lol
"I just wanna throw the shovel thingy!!"
18:03 “this isn’t my fault, it’s the Parsley’s fault!” I think we need to discuss your toxic relationship with garnishes, Josh.
I honestly didn’t realize how quickly this could escalate
Welcome to the channel.
What did u expect
I’m watching ads right now, but I know this is gonna be a banger.
Why am I not surprised
Ahhh new subscribers welcome to the madness that is Josh hold on tight it's only going to get worse Elder scrolls has Sheogorath RUclips has Josh
1:07 the devs put the food on top to cover for him.
Josh is the kind of guy that doesn't need to swear to make someone laugh.
Underrated
@RainyEthan in short
@@leyriz207 your reply should have atleast 10 replies
@@yukilover_Wonder Agreed
@@yukilover_Wonder 5
I've laughed at every single one of his videos that I've seen he's just such a comedic person I love it
I can relate on that ✨
Yep I've been laughing for like 30 minutes now and I've watched this twice now
@@zigrdadams9428 the cheese pizza just had me like that for a while
He is, he is smart too. I love how he makes useless stuff In all of his videos that serve no purpose but to take up space it’s hilarious
He is the best RUclipsr ever!!🤣
Josh literally will do everything he wants in any game even when he's sponsered.
i edited this comment because a person was correcting a spelling mistake that i made
im not even gonna fix it lol
Sponsored* with an o
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee WE GOT A NERD
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee weewoo weewoo, grammar teacher alert
Oh God call the military
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee Sponsered already has an o in it
"you never can have to much cheese on a pizza"
josh: "hold my cheese"
Whenever he makes a cooking simulator video, I put it on in the background and imagine I’m hearing him through the open kitchen door at a fine dining restaurant
Why do mcdonalds when you can eat :
E m p t y p l a t e
Famous African dish.
Umm crunchy
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This isn't a video game this is Josh's normal day in the kitchen..
Me: I want empty plate at mcdonalds!
Mom: no we have empty plate at home
Empty plate at home:
I like how neat and organized his kitchen looks (before the “splash of color” incident) and then all his pizzas look like it came from a retail employee that decided to use all their anger to make a pizza
19:19 Legends say Josh and Special Pizza are still walking to this day
Game: "Beefhouse"
Josh: "So you want *exclusively* pork?"
And some shrimp!
*SHRIMP*
λολ
SHRIMP
Here I am 👁👄👁
The one who ruined the fact that there were exactly 888 likes in this comment!
"Give the people, not what they asked for, but what we've decided they want."
Oh ok, so you are approaching that pizza as EA. Cool.
SKSKSKS
This is so accurate tho it just watched fake gamer girls newest video it reflects this lol
Nintendo
every the sims player can relate
Boom electoral college
I love how Josh makes everyone laugh, good job Josh
The sad thing is that he don’t upload to often
Yeah he deserve more subs
GrayStillPlays and Josh would be great friends, they both love destroying the games they play.
how to properly greet you in the editor is a good idea but he 6 minutes to get there so he can you send it to my home address is that a yes or a duck 😅🦆😅☺️😂🦆😅☺️😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅😅😅🦆😅☺️
Yes
"Double-0 Flour, License to Mill" is the best thing I've ever heard on this channel
12:03 As someone who worked at a pizza place that served ranch on pale dough, this was a triggering moment for ptsd I didn't know I had.
oh gosh, did you ever try it?
Even though I like ranch with pizza that just sounds disgusting.
Bruh he’s the type of people that when a restaurant messed up his order he would just laugh about it lol
Or force his way into the kitchen to show em how to make a real pizza.
He's too cool to just sit there. He will haunt their families for -Grace- generations to come.
I sure am that kind of person.
Must be very sad to get mad for such a small thing in life.
Piano
@@Tempevo keyboard?
just imagine sitting down at a table and immediately get a fan thrown at your face then served with some "food" with broken shards of plates.
I don't think immediately is the right word...
I just wanna say this was my first let’s game it out video, I’m happy that this started my addiction to josh
My day instantly gets 1000% better when I hear: "Hey there it's Josh"
so true
That's how good he is
Or alright
He deserves the 100mil youtube reward
I can’t ruin 69 likes
I think Josh's nightmare is playing the game without a mess and does it perfectly
Lol
Just muttering in his sleep, "No... no... No! Stop giving people what they want!"
LMAO TRUE
Leave just leave
imagine almost starting a sentence with imagine
oh wait
17:44 "Besides why would we wanna ruin the natural- *gasp*
That last person who just ended up with an empty plate doesn't know how lucky they are.
Yeah
I gotta say I did not see that coming lol.
υεαη
When you realize Anthony was the only one keeping him sane.
i like to imagine he trapped Anthony in his dungeon and took over the channel
@@justine-3432 probably what happened
@@justine-3432 It's actually been Anthony playing all along and Josh keeps him trapped away and narrates what he sees going on. Anthony is trying to send us messages! RUN!
Too close to home
Who was Anthony anyway like a friend or what
That gasp of horror when he yeeted the pizza out the window made me laugh so hard I sobbed.
I was looking for this comment. I wheezed when he gasped😂
same that jumped out of my chair and almost broke my laptop
9:43 I just realized that he is building a house and the pizza is called a beef house 😂
Oh I get it lol
The fact that Josh knows the words "Sane" and "Normal" makes me even more concerned somehow.
Maybe because if that is "sane" or "normal" then "insane" would be much much worse
@@xcgaming5906 it's more that he knows what he is doing isn't sane or normal.
*_But he still does it_*
@@ValentineC137 im totally with you xD
Cret
He only recently learned them.
Josh: makes food literally un eatable and disgusting
Customer: tOo SPiCy
Is it some kind of joke? Cause i didn't see its funny
Customer is white lmao
Did you mean,
> Radioactive?
LMFAO
Next time you try to Say something more with 3 secounds to live after eating it.
Josh
This was the last place i would have thought to meet you.
Exactly mate
ok flammy
certified moment 😳
@@timbertrain3012
Imagine this: You've been waiting for your pizza for a while, and you suddenly hear a ding. Your pizza is finally ready! You eagerly await to see it and.. oh... It's a fort made out of cheese...
“The time was burnt”
The customer must’ve been unhappy about him incinerating the spacetime continuum via tanking the framerate
I amost drowned now i cant stop. Laughingbfhjsuwusudyyfyr6fyfygggf
How did they know? Unless… their name was…. GRACE.
Josh: Adds anything BUT actual ingredients to the food
Customer: Too Dry
Also: Josh delivers the Pizza from Hell.
Customer: It was the wrong size.
λολ
josh ok i'll just put ... a million litres of water in it
As an Italian i literally had a mental breakdown while watching you prepare pizza.
Oh no! 😆 Are you okay?
I feel bad for u
must be tolerant
i'm also an italian, and i absolutely need josh's restaurant to open in this country
@@axy8265 that would probably break a few laws there
17:30 The leaning parsley tower on pizza.
Also hearing an actual chock from him when he accidentally threw the pizza out the window was a first.
Not gonna lie, the transition to the ad was smooth af
🤔why would you lie?
@@ONLY1DJM r/woooooooosh
@@jakeorchard1938 found the redditor, also i definitely lost some respect for Josh because of the ad, i really just can't stand the classic "free mobile rpg" bs, VPNs are fine but I think it would be much better if he took sponsorships from game developers instead, that leaves a much better impression than something like in this video.
When is the new satisfactory video coming
@@user-ru9pd6tf4s That sponsorship was literally from game developers. If you don't care about the game that's sponsoring him then just... don't download it? I also dislike that kind of game but just let the man do what he wants.
“Who is putting boiled broccoli on pizzas?”
Moms: _Nervous sweating_
My mum puts banana on pizza
Haha 😛
My school with roasted veggie flatbread: *Sweats intensely* (its good I promise)
Lol
As a restaurant owner i see this some new masterpieces i should implement in my restauramt menu. Thanks for new ideas.
But why do that when you can follow our Dear Leader's example and nerf your entire menu until it contains nothing but undercooked pufferfish, water, and lawsuits?
Ah yes, your restauramt
@@longbow6976 bruh 😂😂😂
@@bengal4047 ah yes, i see you too, follow Our Great Dear Leader
I hope you add the meat fortress to your menu!
We need to get josh a vr headset if he doesn't have one already, he would cause so much chaos
Imagine you're waiting an hour and 40 minutes, and the kitchen proceeds to send out an empty plate
That would be an instance where walking out on an order is acceptable.
Fun fact: I once when to a restaurant, and waited something like 3 hours for my food
10/10 customer service
That's probably enough time for a movie, or one movie and a few minutes of a sequel.
Now imagine the reason they give for getting an empty plate is "The chef couldn't fit your raw pizza through the order hole, so instead he climbed out the window with it, and ran away."
"double 0 flour, licensed to mill" caught me completely off guard since you never make puns
I like ur profile pic :3
@@jerryzzz1114 thank you, I specifically chose it to invoke a sense of cringe
@@samuellasky7771 well, it works
@@samuellasky7771 It does actually
I keep imagining the people actually recieving these... these absolute pieces of art... just kinda sitting blankfaced as they're presented with their "pizza" and its honestly making tears run down my face.
"A parsley tornado"
*Horrible Satisfactory flashbacks*
Complete with frame rate drop.
You mean “Totally worthy of being on the steam store page” land
14:07 The time being burnt😭
"It's Josh's arts and crafts time now"
Is that a threat?
Everything he does is a threat 😂
A threat to humanity maybe
A threat to anythings existence even higher beings if they existed
"Existed" because they died
As an italian, I can confirm that this is how we make pizza.
Pizza mozarella, rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella rella
@Novilia Novilia Excuse me, "she"?
@@justaguywithamask6505 rella
@Novilia Novilia Excuse me, but *she?*
@Novilia Novilia no
The only guy i dont skip when talking about his sponsor
Facts
ALSO he actually opens/plays the sponsored app which i what i love.
Yeah,actually.
advert nerd
@@scoob4636 stfu
17:44 The pizza decided it was too disgusting to live 🤣🍕
Josh: **puts the pizza in the oven for a day**
The customer: the time is burnt!
XD
@@wdgaster6280 no
XD
Damnit i burnt the time.
y e s