I Ran a Bakery That Brings Customers Only Pain - Cooking Simulator Cakes and Cookies

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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  4 года назад +12949

    BAKING CHALLENGE TIME: What will you bake? You only have these four ingredients:
    1. Broken glass
    2. More broken glass
    3. Pool of food dye on the floor
    4. Maple syrup
    GO GO GO

    • @ilyamuromets5188
      @ilyamuromets5188 4 года назад +1814

      I'd bake you.
      This is a threat.

    • @aaronjones3181
      @aaronjones3181 4 года назад +813

      @@ilyamuromets5188 So you just assume he isn't baked already?

    • @endlesssjourney7335
      @endlesssjourney7335 4 года назад +421

      @LetsGameItOut I love ur videos and im sure the amount of time u spend on the making of ur videos there is an endless amount of bloopers on ur raw footages. I would love to see a seriase about ur mistakes on the making of ur vides. If u r reading this comment plz consider it. Thanks

    • @The21Savage17
      @The21Savage17 4 года назад +441

      I’d just give it to the customer to make it for themselves.
      idea from IKEA

    • @The_best_letter
      @The_best_letter 4 года назад +247

      crumchy pankac

  • @MikeClowder
    @MikeClowder 3 года назад +7885

    My wife is a baker, and actually worked in a donut shop for most of her career. I watched this for her, and the sheer horror on her face during this video was absolutely amazing. "The key to baking is improvisation" was the cherry on top.

  • @Change24
    @Change24 4 года назад +5200

    "Was there a bomb scare? Why is no one out here?"
    Josh they heard that you moved in, they made the right call.

    • @lovedogs1999
      @lovedogs1999 4 года назад +254

      Josh opening a bakery is a terroristic threat.

    • @rolandmate8584
      @rolandmate8584 4 года назад +19

      lmao

    • @pegasisvera
      @pegasisvera 4 года назад +133

      Josh, "Was there a bomb scare? Why is no one out here?"
      Also Josh, places about 10 tons of propane and TNT in a building and tosses a stick of dynamite at it from outside.

    • @SpikesOmega
      @SpikesOmega 4 года назад +53

      Just imagine him in charge of a military ammo storage facility. lol

    • @mjtwomail
      @mjtwomail 4 года назад +8

      @spikesomega you can... just don't expect to have your ammunition... or anything around it

  • @miboi1568
    @miboi1568 3 года назад +3408

    "Why is there no people? Was there a bomb scare?"
    1 minute later:
    "Don't I have explosives or something somewhere?"

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 года назад +55

      3:34

    • @CheetoChannelCity
      @CheetoChannelCity 3 года назад +29

      1:42 for the first quote lol

    • @Iianator
      @Iianator 3 года назад +6

      It was the apocalypse

    • @ultragtrr3441
      @ultragtrr3441 3 года назад +22

      LUNCH TIME MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.MMMMMMM

    • @jaynix3642
      @jaynix3642 3 года назад +2

      True lol

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 2 года назад +1514

    "Oh. My god. HOLD PLEASE!"
    The excitement in Josh's voice will never not make me laugh.

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +2391

    Josh: "Is there a limit?"
    His computer: *sweats nervously*

  • @laudado7742
    @laudado7742 4 года назад +12747

    i love how he finds a thing in every single game that he can abuse

    • @matthewwilde1574
      @matthewwilde1574 4 года назад +341

      Grace

    • @CaptainStuhlgang420
      @CaptainStuhlgang420 4 года назад +25

      ######
      ##
      ####### , CA

    • @will3697
      @will3697 4 года назад +32

      I’m not gonna like cause 69

    • @jnghn00
      @jnghn00 4 года назад +55

      It’s called secret talent.

    • @jnghn00
      @jnghn00 4 года назад +32

      @@matthewwilde1574 wait that sounds wrong tf-

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 4 года назад +3024

    "Where is everybody? What? Was there like a bomb scare or something?"
    Well... _you're_ here...

    • @ilostwaldo
      @ilostwaldo 4 года назад +76

      Lol and proceeds to make explosions

    • @thedogsandwich
      @thedogsandwich 4 года назад +13

      Maybe a race was going on

    • @BasedApricot
      @BasedApricot 4 года назад +23

      Proceed to blow up his shop

    • @Seal_Nahdalam
      @Seal_Nahdalam 4 года назад +16

      @@thedogsandwich ... away from the shop of a thousand nightmares

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 года назад +7

      There's plenty of countries that still are under lockdown. It seems to be one of those countries... >:P

  • @comac4719
    @comac4719 2 года назад +402

    i love how he goes from trying to throw an egg in the bowl, to custom designing every wall possible, remembers he needs an egg, and just promptly drops in the egg.

  • @_._faerie_._
    @_._faerie_._ 3 года назад +3228

    The worst possible thing to say whilst baking
    *“Let’s just add some of whatever this is”*

  • @starstuffs39
    @starstuffs39 3 года назад +4264

    Josh : "Is there a limit?"
    Frame Rate : "I'm in Danger"

  • @zandergreenspun155
    @zandergreenspun155 4 года назад +556

    I almost passed out when he said "Oh something else is in there!" and the pumpkin just ever so gracefully fell out

    • @tymmezinni
      @tymmezinni 4 года назад +13

      I need to buy this solely to dig out the center of a pumpkin to put a firework into it

    • @kungfudragon321
      @kungfudragon321 4 года назад +18

      I feel like the tiny little "thunk" it makes as it lands just makes it even better

    • @pemujakufaku2031
      @pemujakufaku2031 4 года назад +9

      "Gracefully"

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 года назад +2

      timestamp please😔

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 года назад +2

      oh nvm it’s 17:11

  • @cinnamonofficial8762
    @cinnamonofficial8762 Год назад +793

    Game: Here is our jelly bean dispens-
    Josh: IS THERE A LIMIT

    • @RobloxGamer6422
      @RobloxGamer6422 Год назад +13

      Game: oh god here we go again.

    • @Eros-9-7-22
      @Eros-9-7-22 Год назад +15

      PC: *distant sobbing*

    • @Valkyrie_Coach
      @Valkyrie_Coach 2 месяца назад

      Only Josh can make a negative integer frame rate.

  • @CalamityCanyon
    @CalamityCanyon 3 года назад +2094

    As someone who really prizes cleanliness in the kitchen, your cooking simulator videos give me a kind of existential dread I haven't experienced in 12 years.
    Never stop.

    • @quiksilver0000
      @quiksilver0000 3 года назад +38

      Same!! I take it it's just a game and you can "clean up" with a click of a Restart button. Or, when it crashes lol

    • @jackreidy6167
      @jackreidy6167 2 года назад +22

      Wait what happened to you 12 years ago

    • @CalamityCanyon
      @CalamityCanyon 2 года назад +50

      @@jackreidy6167 The Military.

    • @Sweettea_forme
      @Sweettea_forme 2 года назад +4

      ansush

    • @WolfRayron1225
      @WolfRayron1225 2 года назад +4

      its great isnt it :)

  • @sawyerfedderly
    @sawyerfedderly 3 года назад +3207

    Whenever Josh says “hold please” you know something magical is about to happen.

  • @fiorefiore9910
    @fiorefiore9910 4 года назад +1209

    Beginning of the video: "Was there a bomb scare?"
    End of the video *becomes* *the* *bomb* *scare*

  • @michaelkaldwid1595
    @michaelkaldwid1595 2 года назад +315

    Josh: why's the street empty? was there a bomb scare?
    Also josh: Piles up propane containers and lights them before opening the store

  • @alainbcdefghijk
    @alainbcdefghijk 4 года назад +1814

    Josh's computer when it hears the words "is there a limit": Why must you make me suffer master.

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 3 года назад +845

    I love how confidently he said, “Yeah I set the whole kitchen on fire.”

  • @rasabuja
    @rasabuja 3 года назад +1658

    I like how he took us on a tour and in the middle of it he got distracted by how many jelly beans he can dispense

  • @thataverageguy5626
    @thataverageguy5626 2 года назад +260

    13:29 I’m actually pretty sure he managed to put everything except the salt in the dough 🤣🤣

  • @NerfedFalcon
    @NerfedFalcon 3 года назад +2306

    I just love the way Josh reads the hashtags completely insincerely.

  • @BeanieBenny_
    @BeanieBenny_ 4 года назад +281

    Im a pastry chef and this is exactly how I run my bakery. Start the day emptying all the jelly beans out onto the bench, never have the correct amount of dough, then use a gas can and blow it up and start from scratch. Easy Peasy Livin’ Greasy.

    • @semyeongna6799
      @semyeongna6799 4 года назад +5

      If u rlly are a pastry chef that's so cool I used to want to be a chef lol

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 года назад

      im interested. i wanna be a pastry chef now

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 года назад

      I’ve always wanted to own a bakery. Now I work graveyard at Panera.... so yeah.... close enough?

    • @BeanieBenny_
      @BeanieBenny_ 4 года назад +1

      And yes i am a qualified Chef and Pastry Chef by trade :)

  • @profortnitestreamer8894
    @profortnitestreamer8894 4 года назад +1032

    "I ran a bakery that brings customers only pain"
    French people: "Yes, pretty sure that's what they're supposed to do."

    • @goef3281
      @goef3281 4 года назад +13

      pro fortnite streamer I was looking for a comment about that.

    • @jopopo06
      @jopopo06 4 года назад +14

      bien vu l'aveugle

    • @niklaskristoffer
      @niklaskristoffer 4 года назад +4

      I'm impressed

    • @ekrotte8714
      @ekrotte8714 4 года назад +3

      Only that the french consider something strange to be bread.

    • @qqhu2883
      @qqhu2883 4 года назад +7

      Haha pain is French for bread funny epic minion meme omg lol haha sublime

  • @christianhinkel8679
    @christianhinkel8679 2 года назад +103

    Honestly Josh’s ability to absolutely break every game he touches is pretty impressive

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 4 года назад +1540

    *"Was there like a bomb scare? How come there's nobody out there?"*
    Does... does Josh not know? ...

    • @akhiluk
      @akhiluk 4 года назад +132

      At this point, I just don't want to be the person to tell him. Ignorance is bliss, and such.

    • @RoyalBack
      @RoyalBack 4 года назад +182

      He was working on this video. Obviously he hasn't gone outside for the last few months

    • @allenyt7798
      @allenyt7798 4 года назад +12

      Me: trying to get 100 like from a comment kyle:getting 106 likes in 30 minutes

    • @allenyt7798
      @allenyt7798 4 года назад +4

      Me: trying to get 100 like from a comment kyle:getting 106 likes in 30 minutes

    • @duxtorm
      @duxtorm 4 года назад +60

      I'm pretty sure he *made* the bomb scare

  • @extrablandchaos2149
    @extrablandchaos2149 4 года назад +485

    The sweet summer air flows freely through my long hair
    The sweet smell of cakes peeks into my daughters window
    "Mommy, mommy, look! The bomb factory is doing a cake sale!"
    I roll my eyes, 'what bomb factory' as I chug some ale.
    In the next moment, my face went pale.
    As the bakery blew up, I realized...
    "They don't have Charcoal Hearts? They were my favorite..."

    • @ennpii8147
      @ennpii8147 4 года назад +45

      My life wouldn't be the same without the smell of freshly baked heart briquettes in the morning from the local bakery with the funkiest wall designs ever.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 4 года назад +19

      Instant classic

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 года назад +16

      this comment section should be kept in vault for future reference on charcoal hearts

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 года назад +11

      i feel my heart crack when the charcoal hearts arent on sale😔

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 года назад +7

      This is next level poetry right there

  • @AlexJoneses
    @AlexJoneses 4 года назад +435

    I can honestly say I will instantly die of laughter every time Josh says "Be still my beating heart", or "My cup runneth over"

    • @sageinit
      @sageinit 4 года назад +3

      Eeeeeeeeeasy

  • @morganicsmoothie964
    @morganicsmoothie964 2 года назад +168

    the food die & egg decor was actually visually appealing to me

    • @eyesicecold
      @eyesicecold 6 месяцев назад +1

      dye*

    • @creeperspartan1178
      @creeperspartan1178 Месяц назад

      ​@eyesicecold No no. I'm fairly certain there was a berry genocide during that "Hold please."

  • @Sarshu
    @Sarshu 4 года назад +677

    "we need to hire testers to find bugs in our game"
    "What if we just give a key to that Josh guy?"

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +1279

    THIS MAN IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOTIC ENERGY

    • @michaelmandry2152
      @michaelmandry2152 4 года назад +24

      I Love This Man Though

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 4 года назад +22

      GrayStillPlays is like him on steroids

    • @carl8490
      @carl8490 4 года назад +4

      THIS MAN IS THE DEFINITION OF USELESS COMMENTS

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 4 года назад +4

      Hes the image you see for an example FOR chaotic engergy

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 года назад +7

      @@carl8490 Is that a more useful comment in your book?

  • @saccityspidey
    @saccityspidey 3 года назад +394

    As a baker, I can confirm this is how to ethically and efficiently make amazing pastries

  • @movie_monster0260
    @movie_monster0260 2 года назад +91

    The excitement in his voice when he says “looks to be a blender”
    💀

  • @DekonR
    @DekonR 4 года назад +498

    We need a "Developer Reacts to Let's Game I Out" series! I would love to see how developers react to Josh manhandling and breaking their games, haha.

    • @unidentified7463
      @unidentified7463 4 года назад +14

      Oh yes! That would be amazing

    • @ianolds8140
      @ianolds8140 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @d33z29
      @d33z29 4 года назад +1

      Yessssssss

    • @MoistCat9
      @MoistCat9 4 года назад +3

      I would pay to watch that

    • @RoyCoof
      @RoyCoof 4 года назад +7

      He has to react to Josh and GrayStillPlays. It would be a dream!

  • @_tim
    @_tim 4 года назад +395

    Josh: "Was there a bomb scare?"
    Also Josh: puts a torch to a gas canister to blow up jellybeans

    • @darkninja0764
      @darkninja0764 4 года назад

      No my friend. Not a scare. Just a bomb

  • @metalandsteel
    @metalandsteel 3 года назад +483

    Normal people: *Grabs an egg from the fridge*
    Josh: *Stains the entire kitchen for the sake of decor*

  • @Qtheman3456
    @Qtheman3456 Год назад +23

    The sheer joy in his voice as he says "Hold, please!" at 6:43 cracks me up every single time.

  • @bleach-chan3199
    @bleach-chan3199 4 года назад +472

    When he kept saying "Hashtag" I sensed his soul leaving his mortal shell and a noose being tied

    • @dancingchineseman5033
      @dancingchineseman5033 4 года назад +1

      anthony gone, now josh.. whos gonna take over? jesus?

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 4 года назад +1

      Frey The Son Of Njord YeeYee satan

    • @sirenhead6724
      @sirenhead6724 4 года назад

      Wow that’s deep

    • @crsereda
      @crsereda 4 года назад

      Frey The Son Of Njord YeeYee shhhh

  • @bubbaj6508
    @bubbaj6508 4 года назад +3016

    is no one impressed by the fact he literally glitched his way outside the store...

    • @alexanderholzer7392
      @alexanderholzer7392 4 года назад +408

      We're impressed but there's literally no game that can keep him in the boundaries.

    • @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939
      @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 4 года назад +130

      @@alexanderholzer7392 I'm waiting for there to be a game where it's part of the design that you have to glitch to complete it...
      ...and writing that reminded me of "The Giant's Drink" from Ender's Game_ o_O

    • @alexandramelo4038
      @alexandramelo4038 4 года назад +15

      u spoiled the video

    • @AliveisKip
      @AliveisKip 4 года назад +110

      @@alexandramelo4038 just don't read comments while/before you're watching. This is your own fault lol

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 4 года назад +34

      I just don’t understand how people figure that out. It’s like a different level of genius to me that Josh and SpiffingBrit find them!

  • @brycejustin7768
    @brycejustin7768 3 года назад +655

    I found this channel yesterday and have never laughed so hard... the extent of patience, commitment and utter disregard for all that is holy that this man has is... impressive.. and scary..
    Watching this man go into every single game and “test it’s limits” is possibly the most addictive thing to watch on RUclips...

    • @echoes-q6l
      @echoes-q6l 3 года назад +11

      I'm sure the developers enjoy it too.

    • @ishmael280
      @ishmael280 3 года назад +13

      My favorite one that had me dying was his rollercoaster video I was cryingggg

    • @bonbon_1729
      @bonbon_1729 3 года назад +5

      @@ishmael280 That was the first video of his that I watched and I genuinely had such an amazing time.

    • @ptanyuh
      @ptanyuh 3 года назад +1

      He's the only RUclipsr that I watch :)

    • @ishmael280
      @ishmael280 3 года назад +1

      @@ptanyuh him and Anthony have this warmth playing together too it’s so genuine and funny to watch

  • @thunder9236
    @thunder9236 2 года назад +86

    You're the kind of man to enter a buffet and make the owners regret "endless trips" to the buffet.

  • @jinggu.
    @jinggu. 4 года назад +409

    6:48
    “all the colors of the rainbow!”
    “yk like red and blue, green, purple”
    “and ornj”

    • @kanekiken8216
      @kanekiken8216 4 года назад +51

      And egg~

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 4 года назад +32

      @@kanekiken8216 egg was my favorite color in elementary school

    • @chypethechilean
      @chypethechilean 4 года назад +1

      @@ganaraminukshuk0 same

    • @jinmo-ri7886
      @jinmo-ri7886 4 года назад +1

      isnt ornj the correct way to pronounce orange? reason why they say nothing perfectly rhymes with orange

    • @ThatPyukumuku
      @ThatPyukumuku 4 года назад +3

      @@jinmo-ri7886 door-hinge: am I a joke to you?

  • @dacksonflux
    @dacksonflux 4 года назад +382

    "Was there a bomb threat?"
    Well there certainly is now.

    • @drewdebrocke2656
      @drewdebrocke2656 4 года назад +1

      😬

    • @danoneill82
      @danoneill82 4 года назад +1

      It was foreshadowing

    • @SpikesOmega
      @SpikesOmega 4 года назад +4

      When Josh is involved its more like a promise and not so much a threat lol

  • @sangheilientertainment5157
    @sangheilientertainment5157 4 года назад +236

    Game developers: Here’s a key for our new dlc, we really hope you have fun. We’re excited to see what baked goods you make!
    Josh: *turns the bakery into a biohazard threat*

    • @targetsh_3640
      @targetsh_3640 4 года назад

      😂

    • @nia_2211
      @nia_2211 4 года назад

      😂😂😂hahaha

    • @FlamingNinjaBoi
      @FlamingNinjaBoi 4 года назад +4

      Nuh uh.
      We've been to Cooking Simulator before. Those crafty devs KNOW Josh will make a mess of their game, and find a bunch more bugs to patch... like how he managed to get outside the level, lmao.
      Josh is the ultimate game tester, after all.

  • @oriolejb9774
    @oriolejb9774 2 года назад +12

    1:22
    The wisk attachment is for whisking, the hook attachment is a pirate's hand, and the paddle attachment is for college freshmen in 1980s frat houses in movies.

  • @verygoodname1239
    @verygoodname1239 4 года назад +797

    Josh: Was there a bomb scare?
    *Your cooking is enough to be scared of.*

  • @solinvictus4367
    @solinvictus4367 4 года назад +500

    *beginning of the episode*
    Josh: Was there a bomb scare?
    *end of the episode*
    Me: Yeah you lol

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 года назад

      Game: sorry, we don’t have corn.
      Me, an Iowan: 😔😟😕🙁☹️😞😣😖😫😩

  • @thatPG23
    @thatPG23 2 года назад +40

    I died when he let off the fireworks and still had people buying his finest charcoal baked cookies off the floor 😂😂

  • @threepoint14159265
    @threepoint14159265 4 года назад +945

    "Pain" is French for bread, so I'm sure this is a normal bakery.
    Narrator: It wasn't French.

  • @TheKinLoong
    @TheKinLoong 4 года назад +504

    "lets sweeten it up with 3 bottles of maple syrup" me: laughs in canadian.

    • @mjtwomail
      @mjtwomail 4 года назад +17

      You guys actually have maple syrup. In the U.S. we get something more similar to thickened oil

    • @ColorCarnage
      @ColorCarnage 4 года назад +8

      Me: *cooking my ham and bacon in maple syrup* uh?

    • @Archangel.Azrael
      @Archangel.Azrael 4 года назад +2

      *Happy pola bear noise*

    • @shane9245
      @shane9245 4 года назад +3

      @@mjtwomail yeah, aunt jemima, mrs. butteroworth, etc. are disgusting corn syrup mixes

    • @weebofwisdom
      @weebofwisdom 4 года назад +3

      Josh: let's sweeten it up with 3 bottles of maple syrup
      Me: that's pathetic

  • @Shepard_AU
    @Shepard_AU 4 года назад +722

    One day he'll release a video with the title that he's run his employees to the ground or has made a trillion dollars from his business, but he’s actually referring to real life...

    • @aloi6218
      @aloi6218 4 года назад +11

      Can't wait :)

    • @pixy6239
      @pixy6239 4 года назад +6

      he should do scrap mechanic survival next

    • @Finkelfunk
      @Finkelfunk 4 года назад +24

      I am still waiting for his April Fools Joke where he plays a game the intended way

    • @karatordino5150
      @karatordino5150 4 года назад +1

      :3

    • @Nick_Slavik
      @Nick_Slavik 4 года назад +5

      He had a small run, shortly after Anthony left, where he would play games, properly, and review them and stuff.....it was weird...really weird and not at all like the Josh we're used to haha

  • @NK-nx3qq
    @NK-nx3qq 2 года назад +62

    I like how even the most minor evil things he can do he does on purpose like leaving the fridge open lmao

  • @flakyflakes3298
    @flakyflakes3298 4 года назад +683

    In the beginning of the game, the kitchen: Spotless
    In the end: *HELL'S KITCHEN*

  • @jiggermole
    @jiggermole 3 года назад +330

    I love the fact you make a living doing all the things in games that are as wrong as possible. Current favorite line is "how else are you gonna find the magic unless you test until your eyes bleed" from satisfactory

    • @oriolejb9774
      @oriolejb9774 2 года назад +6

      He is a professional software tester...

  • @pebble1528
    @pebble1528 3 года назад +415

    Josh: let’s play more cooking simulator
    Computer: leave me and my frames out of this

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 3 года назад

      Computer: the gaming purge has begun....

    • @alexwhitlock6791
      @alexwhitlock6791 3 года назад +2

      Computer: Oh no...

    • @redcraig-
      @redcraig- 3 года назад +2

      Josh: starts taking out too many ingredients
      Computer: why do i hear boss music

  • @liamcullins
    @liamcullins 2 года назад +61

    The way Josh says “And now he’s REALLY UPSET.” at 12:27 never fails to crack me up. 😂

  • @scorcher130
    @scorcher130 4 года назад +493

    11:23 Josh: 'This giant cookie cake thing is starting to look kinda normal,
    and we can't have that.'
    **Sanity left the game**

    • @jackyjiang3943
      @jackyjiang3943 4 года назад +10

      Let’s Game It Out: “Today we’re playing cooking simulator”
      The frame rate: BYE

    • @Lemon-wk5zy
      @Lemon-wk5zy 4 года назад +2

      @@jackyjiang3943 Copied Comment

    • @JohnSmith-rx8ww
      @JohnSmith-rx8ww 4 года назад +3

      * every in-game npc that cares about it's personal safety left the game *

    • @silly-9951
      @silly-9951 3 года назад +2

      @@jackyjiang3943 nice copy comment

    • @leosong829
      @leosong829 3 года назад

      umm sanity was never in the game

  • @orbyfied
    @orbyfied 4 года назад +272

    I love how he just has to put an egg in the container and ends up repainting the entire wall with colors and eggs...

  • @jijonbreaker
    @jijonbreaker 4 года назад +159

    "Feels like there's something still in there." *plop* I absolutely died laughing.

    • @Krosth
      @Krosth 4 года назад +2

      Same man, it got me so hard hahahaha

  • @griffingirl5805
    @griffingirl5805 2 года назад +34

    0:58 “Well I’m just H A S H T A G excited!!”

  • @wolflikehusky637
    @wolflikehusky637 4 года назад +521

    Indie game developers:
    I fear no man
    But that thing
    Let's Game It Out:
    Hey there it's Josh
    It scares me

    • @thomasninz7504
      @thomasninz7504 4 года назад +15

      to be fair he's basically the ultimate playtester and all they have to do for it is send him a key...

  • @wirtz7223
    @wirtz7223 4 года назад +194

    Customer be like:
    “Why is he taking so long?”
    *hours later*
    “Am I supposed to eat this?”

  • @tacotown4598
    @tacotown4598 4 года назад +766

    Me: trying to do homework
    The RUclips Algorithm: allow me to introduce you to a channel called Lets Game It Out

  • @matt69nice
    @matt69nice 2 года назад +15

    Josh: *Brings customer pain*
    French customer: Thanks, just what I ordered

  • @rolfthedog6299
    @rolfthedog6299 4 года назад +582

    Me: why does josh take so long to upload?
    10 minutes later
    Me: well that makes sense

  • @Petrico94
    @Petrico94 4 года назад +217

    "Was there a bomb scare? Where is everyone?"
    You realize who's working at this bakery right?

  • @candiedskull9841
    @candiedskull9841 4 года назад +110

    15:48 "Why am I allowed to do this?" They know their audience

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 2 года назад +16

    Not gonna lie. The wall paint job actually looks awesome and I would actually put it in my real kitchen if it were wallpaper (and not, you know, actual eggs and food dye).

  • @Ansem1689
    @Ansem1689 4 года назад +337

    Game Developer "This game is absolutely bug free!" Josh: "Hold my beer!"

    • @phantomly8871
      @phantomly8871 4 года назад +4

      Hold my limits*

    • @ducksfordays2451
      @ducksfordays2451 4 года назад +4

      Hold my long lost sanity*

    • @kierenforgan4148
      @kierenforgan4148 4 года назад +4

      Hold my frames

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 4 года назад +2

      1. You can never test for the absence of bugs.
      2. You can never test for the absence of gamebreakers (EG, Josh), either.

    • @namesurname3257
      @namesurname3257 4 года назад

      That aint how The joke goes

  • @DivinitasJanus
    @DivinitasJanus 4 года назад +115

    "Hold Please!"
    I'm starting to get a Pavlovian reaction to that phrase. Every time I hear it here, it only means amazing things are about to happen.

    • @winnieelegante6901
      @winnieelegante6901 4 года назад +4

      same with "is there a limit?"

    • @chxcolate2513
      @chxcolate2513 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @rsodrealm
      @rsodrealm 4 года назад +1

      also goes for the word "let me give you a tour", we can't miss that.

  • @korosensei2491
    @korosensei2491 4 года назад +112

    1:43 "Was there like a bomb scare?"
    4:14 *Kabooooom and Game Crash*
    So i guess there was one. The whole City was afaid, cause they knew that Josh opened a shop in their town

  • @Harlyking17
    @Harlyking17 2 года назад +11

    I like the idea of josh looking like a professional pouring the food dye before he just raises it above his head and slams the bottle into the food

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 4 года назад +141

    "You know what they say... The key to good baking is a little improvisation."
    I'm pretty sure this isn't what they mean by that, but I do like you taking the initiative lol

  • @someuncreativity
    @someuncreativity 3 года назад +24

    To those who don’t know, baking powder is added to cookies if they need to keep their shape. It’s different from baking soda, which makes them soft and loses shape. Basically, baking powder makes the cookies harder, but you really need to focus on the measurement. The amount of powder added to those cookies in the start will make them as hard as concrete.

    • @Emma-fu8mi
      @Emma-fu8mi 9 месяцев назад +3

      So that's why the cookie was so deterrent to being cut.

  • @DudeUnperfect21
    @DudeUnperfect21 3 года назад +123

    The fact that the piece of pumpkin stayed through the whole process...

  • @madetosuck9198
    @madetosuck9198 2 года назад +12

    12:12 the first time I've seen so far where Josh actually questions his lack of sanity,

  • @YolaroozXD
    @YolaroozXD 4 года назад +98

    "Was there like a bomb scare?"
    *You are the bomb scare, Josh.*

  • @vitorgrillo2803
    @vitorgrillo2803 4 года назад +182

    Josh: Oh can I just...?
    Game: Oh no

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 4 года назад +257

    Mommy can we get cookies?
    * looks in window *
    We have cookies at home

  • @CelestialityRW
    @CelestialityRW 2 года назад +11

    I love how his first reaction to there being no NPCs outside "Was there a bomb scare????"

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi Год назад +1

      A few minutes later:
      **blows up the entire shop**

  • @spriteberry9850
    @spriteberry9850 4 года назад +63

    Manager: what's your previous occupancy?
    Josh: expert demolitionist

  • @cater_piler
    @cater_piler 3 года назад +480

    "Cooking Simulator is a game where you can make exiting-"
    plate breaks
    "d i s h e s"

    • @ultragtrr3441
      @ultragtrr3441 3 года назад +7

      LUNCH TIME MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.MMMMMMM

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 3 года назад +1

      @@ultragtrr3441 Who love Arby's? I love Arby's!

    • @pawprint1
      @pawprint1 3 года назад +2

      @@ultragtrr3441 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmMMMMMMMMMMmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMMMMM Burnt eggshell butter cake

    • @bcreel83
      @bcreel83 3 года назад +2

      i laughed so hard at the pizza one

    • @bcreel83
      @bcreel83 3 года назад +1

      @@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights reminds me of Monster Factory where Griffin Mcelroy creates wrestlers , one favorite being Arby-who also hated McDonalds, and dearly loved his two sons, noted by the jaundiced tattoo on his thighs, and not to forget his one wrestling tooth, and his sneakers plastered with the face of a famous wrestler whose name escapes me. oh. and his unicorn tee shirt wjth no pants.
      i love Arby even more than Snack Braff

  • @metarum
    @metarum 4 года назад +100

    "Can I just keep throwing eggs at the wall?"
    HowToBasic likes that

  • @milkbaologist5610
    @milkbaologist5610 2 года назад +11

    17:35 small offerings -> small sufferings

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +127

    Josh: "Is there a limit?"
    His computer: "Please no, not again."

  • @beaverrsden2257
    @beaverrsden2257 4 года назад +163

    I woudnt be suprised if josh made a business finding glitches in games

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 4 года назад +33

      he did. this is it.

    • @darkninja0764
      @darkninja0764 4 года назад +6

      That's literally what this is. His channel is his business

  • @Sirbanza
    @Sirbanza 4 года назад +143

    Every time josh says, “Hashtag _____!” Sounds like he wishes he were dead.

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 4 года назад +24

      That's the correct reaction to hashtags.

    • @AdirondackRuby
      @AdirondackRuby 4 года назад +1

      He sounds like a reaction channel reading through Hunbot MLM posts!

  • @starswater
    @starswater Год назад +12

    The best part is that they see this and go "Ah yes, I would definitely like to give him a copy of the newest version of this game for free, this is definitely what we had in mind" xD Thanks for being awesome, Cooking Sim team!

  • @keselekbakiak
    @keselekbakiak 3 года назад +126

    "Wow is this your art gallery?"
    "Ummmmm . . . . . . this is a kitchen"

  • @jaigamerx2
    @jaigamerx2 4 года назад +66

    Josh: was there a bomb scare?
    Also Josh: proceeds to make a nuke out of propane tanks

    • @rut5038
      @rut5038 4 года назад +1

      I am pretty sure that they are more scared of the hurling cream cheese... Lol

    • @jurassickaiju14
      @jurassickaiju14 4 года назад +5

      "Was there a bomb scare?"
      Yes. A guy named Josh opened up a bakery on that street. The authorities have evacuated the city to be on the safe side.

  • @AuricomXF
    @AuricomXF 4 года назад +60

    "I like my donuts extra flaky, so why not add some more butter, like a *mere 40 slabs* "

  • @angeljauregui9076
    @angeljauregui9076 2 года назад +18

    I love how josh gets really disappointed when he makes something that looks actually edible

  • @staainless
    @staainless 4 года назад +170

    “Where is everyone? Was there a bomb scare or something?”
    Ah yes, no bomb scare, just a man in his kitchen trying to blow up 29.3 kg worth of jellybeans with firecrackers and a hydrogen bomb

    • @SavonSays
      @SavonSays 4 года назад +5

      I shouldn't have went to the comments.

  • @ayipppeei
    @ayipppeei 4 года назад +189

    “ just a couple “
    *Backs away and shows the hundreds of them *

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal 3 года назад +3

      That's just a few.
      You know Josh really like that game, right? Game of "is there a limit"

  • @someguy7601
    @someguy7601 4 года назад +174

    I love the smell of Josh’s masochism in the morning.

    • @rigz6783
      @rigz6783 4 года назад +3

      Agreed lol

    • @joshuadenis3968
      @joshuadenis3968 4 года назад

      Lmao for you it's morning, for me it's 4 pm

    • @Tishplexity
      @Tishplexity 4 года назад

      @@Basil-. like me too!

  • @astridrek4648
    @astridrek4648 2 года назад +8

    Isn’t it just the best to watch Josh’s cooking simulator videos right before and right after you ate dinner 😂

  • @thetestinggrounds7855
    @thetestinggrounds7855 3 года назад +85

    As a former bakery employee, this hurt like hell to watch. 😂

  • @phanCAbe
    @phanCAbe 4 года назад +18

    That ending was pure magic. Truly some of the best content around.

  • @lev7509
    @lev7509 4 года назад +45

    17:48 "cake crime scene photo"
    Never thought I'd see that in a sentence.

  • @loudguy7843
    @loudguy7843 2 года назад +6

    imagine walking by to see a guy just causing chaos in the kitchen. especially with the lag.