The Weird World of PSAs - JonTron

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

Комментарии • 39 тыс.

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 4 года назад +6919

    RUclips: *shows drug psa ads all day*
    Also RUclips: *age restricts a video reacting to drug psa videos*

    • @insertcoolnamehere937
      @insertcoolnamehere937 4 года назад +253

      "It just works"
      -Tod Howard

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +36

      Will X that... strangely works even more for this coming from Todd Howard

    • @romania5106
      @romania5106 4 года назад +23

      “It just works”
      The purge movie

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 4 года назад +17

      @@insertcoolnamehere937 "it just don't" -the rest of the multiverse

    • @ryanmaanum6495
      @ryanmaanum6495 4 года назад +26

      That's such a hiprpcritacl move by the RUclips algorithm

  • @Lyrch2tall
    @Lyrch2tall 5 лет назад +1771

    Im from Mississippi and i remember meeting the guy who did the voice for the rat. Cool dude and he smokes

    • @Tinyalien1234
      @Tinyalien1234 5 лет назад +60

      Wow

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 5 лет назад +88

      I'm not surprised.

    • @marlamcenaney1648
      @marlamcenaney1648 5 лет назад +47

      *seems legit*

    • @clowngutz
      @clowngutz 5 лет назад +65

      *irony at it’s finest.*

    • @m0nkEz
      @m0nkEz 5 лет назад +56

      My assumption would be that he was involved in activism because he wanted to quit. Sad, but still kinda funny.

  • @augoosto11
    @augoosto11 7 лет назад +3524

    After she hit all those eggs and plates with that pan, I was just thinking, "That's a lot of damage!", But I bet FlexSeal could fix it all right up.

  • @613aristocrat
    @613aristocrat 2 года назад +1568

    10:35 "You go to hell before you die." That is actually an apt description of addiction.

    • @longsnoutpug7248
      @longsnoutpug7248 Год назад +58

      Holy shit dude I never thought my mind would be blown this hard on a comment of an oooold video I come back to year after year but you done diddit

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan Год назад

      @@longsnoutpug7248 Observe: two halfwits in the wild. Watch as they attempt to communicate with one-another using the best regurgitated one-liners their barely-functioning brains can come up with.
      "Hello everybody, and thank you for having me at the annual drugs-r-bad convention. I would just like to say that addiction...
      ...is like hell. Thank you very much."
      And the crowd loses their minds, and everybody gets out of their seats and claps.

    • @longsnoutpug7248
      @longsnoutpug7248 Год назад +4

      @@LeatherCladVegan Who hurt you?

    • @longsnoutpug7248
      @longsnoutpug7248 Год назад +8

      @@LeatherCladVegan Know what nevermind. Things will turn around eventually,you got this,buddy ❤️
      Also *cough*t/iamverysmart*cough*😏

    • @naranciagaming
      @naranciagaming Год назад +19

      @@longsnoutpug7248 Redditor 🤢🤢

  • @Youtube_Account8714
    @Youtube_Account8714 3 года назад +2240

    The man who who kept screaming “Freeze!” In the Straight Up skit was the voice actor of the Smash announcer. If he says not to do drugs, than I won’t do em’.

    • @freezingkold
      @freezingkold 3 года назад +89

      Wait really? I know I probably won’t get a response cuz this is 3 months old but that’s really interesting if it’s true

    • @Youtube_Account8714
      @Youtube_Account8714 3 года назад +42

      @@freezingkold yep. 99% sure

    • @brookietea5365
      @brookietea5365 3 года назад +45

      I thought the smash announcer was Xander mobus? The guy that does jokers VA

    • @Druid-T
      @Druid-T 3 года назад +83

      @@brookietea5365 Xander only started as the announcer in 4, Brawl Melee and 64 all had different announcers

    • @Xenobears
      @Xenobears 3 года назад +66

      @@brookietea5365 for a few seconds, I was really confused, because I was going “but wasn’t Mark Hamill the voice of the Joker?”
      But then I remembered Persona 5 was a thing.

  • @ElectricBarrier
    @ElectricBarrier 3 года назад +4971

    You know, I understand the "who's more dead" one. The obvious answer is neither of them, they're both equally dead. So, illegal drugs and prescription drugs are equally dangerous. It's less of an anti-drug PSA, and more of a "be careful with legal ones too, you won't be less dead if you overdose on them just because they aren't illegal" PSA.

    • @jorgejeffries5855
      @jorgejeffries5855 3 года назад +130

      You are stupid and wrong, the message is all drugs are amazing.

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 3 года назад +389

      @@jorgejeffries5855 Oooooh, I get it now! LET'S ALL GET DEAD AS SHIT, AWOOOOO!

    • @Howitgoes799
      @Howitgoes799 3 года назад +87

      @@ElectricBarrier YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

    • @ItsAndy985
      @ItsAndy985 3 года назад +168

      Idk the one that's more dead is the one that died first/decomposed faster

    • @Eggsther
      @Eggsther 3 года назад +41

      @@ElectricBarrier count me in, i wanna commit not living too

  • @suptestman
    @suptestman 7 лет назад +2859

    No Intro?
    Where's Jacques?
    You're in shape?
    What have you done with the real jontron

  • @robbiemurda2213
    @robbiemurda2213 2 года назад +1024

    "You'll go to hell before you die" he's lowkey right tho if you've ever been super deep into addiction it's like a living hell, idk kinda felt relatable lol

    • @MasDouc
      @MasDouc 2 года назад +67

      Mario would know, dude's climbing vines and running across clouds, he's 24/7 trippin

    • @n484251
      @n484251 Год назад +29

      @@MasDouc ... Thank god you did not make another mushroom joke.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 Год назад

      +@@n484251 Yeah, those are just too easy. Instead, let's talk about how this motherfucker turns into a bumble bee. Or a ghost! How? Bro is tripping

    • @smileymalaise
      @smileymalaise Год назад +19

      I was on heroin and crack for seven years, living in the streets in Skid Row LA, West Oakland, Kansas City, Dallas ...
      You're not wrong

    • @paravoidy
      @paravoidy 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@smileymalaise idk if anyone's told you this but I'm proud of you ❤️

  • @LaboLad
    @LaboLad 4 года назад +1631

    2:59 “This guy died from a bullet. This guy he fell down the stairs.”
    *Which one them’s is deader?*

    • @adamdimitri2562
      @adamdimitri2562 4 года назад +32

      YOU BETTER ANSWER THIS

    • @slideski_9724
      @slideski_9724 4 года назад +28

      Me in the audience: "I dont know man, bullet wounds are pretty bad!"

    • @bakibaki4663
      @bakibaki4663 4 года назад +7

      Yea the one who got hit with a bullet has a little soul in him

    • @dhawkeye4439
      @dhawkeye4439 4 года назад +2

      Bullet boi

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 года назад +17

      I'd say from a mathematic perspective, the guy who died from a bullet is deader since it would have killed him before he hit the ground whereas with the guy who fell down the stairs, his death would occur during or afterwards which wouldn't be as quick.

  • @Jeru3
    @Jeru3 4 года назад +2656

    8:00 explains how Jon ended up buying a 2k$ human sized garden gnome.

    • @BleedingTendencies
      @BleedingTendencies 4 года назад +62

      I totally forgot about this til now and now I'm dying lmao

    • @realm1500
      @realm1500 4 года назад +34

      Imagine being a time traveler from 2 years ago and reading this comment without context

    • @jambamram8441
      @jambamram8441 4 года назад +19

      I think the gnome was like 2 times the size of a human

    • @saynomore8795
      @saynomore8795 4 года назад +20

      It was 8 1/2 feet tall, I believe.

    • @Jeru3
      @Jeru3 4 года назад +7

      @@saynomore8795 Oh, we are using made up measurements. Let me check duckduckgo real quick.

  • @TheRealAlpha2
    @TheRealAlpha2 7 лет назад +7164

    I feel like this episode was _actually_ sponsored by Jon's court mandated Community Service.

    • @uniquehandleohsocool
      @uniquehandleohsocool 7 лет назад +150

      He always has sponsors these days so i wouldnt be surprised!

    • @2WARDEN2
      @2WARDEN2 7 лет назад +124

      Yeah how dare he make money through sponsors. Absolutely deplorable.

    • @uniquehandleohsocool
      @uniquehandleohsocool 7 лет назад +74

      John Doe Projection much? No one here said it was a bad thing.

    • @MforMovesets
      @MforMovesets 7 лет назад +42

      To me it feels more like an episode he made BEFORE getting restricted by his sponsors...

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp 7 лет назад +65

      I'm positive his own PSA at the end was filmed while he was high

  • @emiliew5553
    @emiliew5553 Год назад +349

    fun fact, a lot of these are canadian. like that one with the puppets in the alleyway. canada had a weird phase in the early 2000s of making strange, liminal-feeling PSAs for just about everything. the North American House HIppo is another example of a weird canadian PSA

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Год назад +28

      Surprisingly, a lot of Canadian and UK PSAs were either horrifying (child abuse ones, drunk ones, drug ones, work safety ESPECIALLY) or just so bizarre you can't help but want to be under the influence to watch it.

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow Год назад +7

      Ironically, the ones who've legalized pot, twenty years later.

    • @gldntchr7122
      @gldntchr7122 Год назад +7

      @@anglepsycho the car/road accident ones I saw as a child were nuts in UK.

    • @kendallfrederickson6841
      @kendallfrederickson6841 Год назад

      The house hippo was a cautionary tale of not believing everything you see in media and having some independent critical thinking . Ohhh far we fallen. They have become that of which they warned us of .

    • @ErrantPathfinder
      @ErrantPathfinder Год назад

      @@anglepsycho How is that surprising at all? English PSA's have been designed to scare the shit out of kids since the late 60's

  • @korybass136
    @korybass136 3 года назад +2701

    I love how the dog one just rendered him speechless.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +18

      Nice rule 63 cap picture.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +1

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 At least of tastefully made, rather than being overly horny, that's a first for rule 63

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 3 года назад +10

      @@lvbboi9 I can't tell whether that's an R63 Bucky next to her or if only Cap changes for some reason

    • @MajorShanks
      @MajorShanks 2 года назад +12

      "I'm smokin'!"

    • @witepybro9443
      @witepybro9443 2 года назад +5

      Witch one?

  • @rjvstheworld
    @rjvstheworld 7 лет назад +3725

    Twist it.
    Pull it.
    Shake it.
    "Stop it"

    • @griz_bee
      @griz_bee 7 лет назад +70

      Twist it.
      Pull it.
      Shake it.
      Stop it.
      FUCK IT!
      Do it.

    • @silentsanic2183
      @silentsanic2183 7 лет назад +3

      RJ Vs The World ?

    • @kthonoth1029
      @kthonoth1029 7 лет назад +10

      *Get some help.*

    • @LaylaTheLoofa
      @LaylaTheLoofa 7 лет назад +2

      RJ Vs The World Chadtronic, mm.

    • @Tbird1945
      @Tbird1945 7 лет назад +2

      This is the funniest thing I have read in a while. Well done sir, well done

  • @squeet0
    @squeet0 3 года назад +1836

    "This is your brain"
    "No it's not"
    I feel like he should've just ended the video there

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 3 года назад +10

      Ended the PSA or ended the video as a whole?

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 3 года назад +15

      I thought he also talked about the fried egg one and said "So what you're saying is that my brain is a healthy breakfast".

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +3

      Drug PSA in 5 seconds.

    • @sBlake238
      @sBlake238 3 года назад +3

      @@TheInkPitOx That was in another one. I thought that too lol

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 3 года назад

      @@sBlake238 Yeah I found that one

  • @matthewbartlett3442
    @matthewbartlett3442 2 года назад +450

    OK, coming from someone with zero experience with drugs, i could understand someone seeing people smoking and wanting a cigarette. But I cannot for the life of me imagine someone with no prior desire for meth seeing a bunch of people gathered around a burning spoon and saying, "I want that shit"

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 2 года назад +79

      Never once did I see a crackhead and go "yeah he's having a good time, let's do this shit"

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 2 года назад

      @@Shoxic666 in my area crack is an adjacent pot of shit you step into when you're already knee-deep in shit anyway. its the guys that are already fully hooked on heroin thinking "why not, I'm already pretty far gone" then we get to watch a skinny guy high on crack do backflips for the next hour

    • @carlosgoden4424
      @carlosgoden4424 Год назад +29

      It builds up to that, ppl don’t start out like that, they’ll start with a less harsh gateway drug and want bigger and bigger highs from shitty drugs like meth

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Год назад +28

      @@carlosgoden4424 Yes, that's what the outdated research from the 80's said.

    • @carlosgoden4424
      @carlosgoden4424 Год назад +6

      @@CoralCopperHead what actually happens then?

  • @Fitzboy19
    @Fitzboy19 5 лет назад +2256

    Little girl: I wouldn’t do drugs
    *but you would do a hamster*

    • @speedy932key4
      @speedy932key4 4 года назад +119

      Alexey Saranchev imagine being a dad and thinking, "it's a shame my daughter is hooked on drugs, but at least she's not fucking animals"

    • @fatboydashredder9877
      @fatboydashredder9877 4 года назад +23

      @@alexeysaranchev6118 are you having a stroke or something?

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 4 года назад +25

      @@fatboydashredder9877 I'm having a time of my life. Why?

    • @edgardorivera4474
      @edgardorivera4474 4 года назад +4

      Little girl: I never thought about it like that before

    • @KolchaksGhost
      @KolchaksGhost 4 года назад +8

      Just a normal pigeon when you don’t understand a joke

  • @revkun
    @revkun 4 года назад +3792

    “Don’t let Aliens steal your girlfriend from smokin weed kids.”
    -Jon 2016

    • @stkevn
      @stkevn 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elliotmenlove1104
      @elliotmenlove1104 4 года назад

      Your*

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 4 года назад +6

      *puff puff* whoops *stifles coughs*

    • @liljoker2535
      @liljoker2535 4 года назад +6

      I wish an alien took my lady.

    • @tarekjaafar6903
      @tarekjaafar6903 4 года назад +1

      THAT WAS SOME PERFECT TIMING WITH MY VIDEO

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +2211

    “IM NOT A KID IM 26” is my new favorite JonTron quote

    • @ArcticArmy
      @ArcticArmy 5 лет назад +4

      @@BeanieGoth Fetus = unborn B a B y

    • @necromech_
      @necromech_ 2 года назад +13

      only because of the way he says it-

    • @hotsaucemania251
      @hotsaucemania251 2 года назад +5

      Beanie goth love that

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s 2 года назад +6

      I can say that now because I’m now 26.

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt Год назад +2

      You've never tried to publicly criticize the starwars prequels? Or the Disney trash fires?

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 2 года назад +106

    I can't believe he never did the one with the girl melting into the couch. That one's always been my favorite

    • @davyjones3105
      @davyjones3105 29 дней назад

      She doesn’t melt, she deflates iirc.

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 29 дней назад

      @@davyjones3105 Yeah true. 2y/o comment hahaha

  • @DarkRed
    @DarkRed 5 лет назад +1390

    You know what drugs do
    A lot of damage

  • @OranIsGone
    @OranIsGone 7 лет назад +2302

    **Man loses girlfriend to alien because he was smoking weed**
    "Well, at least I still got my weed."
    **Dog runs up to man and steals his weed.**

    • @-DeScruff
      @-DeScruff 7 лет назад +102

      "I know what I gotta do now."
      **Cuts open dog and fills it with cocane**

    • @J0SHUAKANE
      @J0SHUAKANE 7 лет назад +9

      you can replace women, there is no substitute for buds.

    • @MKG176
      @MKG176 7 лет назад +81

      He's a dog, what's YOUR excuse?

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 7 лет назад +4

      Alba Torres Well, he IS on meth.

    • @mamamiazakaria7481
      @mamamiazakaria7481 7 лет назад

      That moment when you say It can't be worse

  • @rettdennis7719
    @rettdennis7719 5 лет назад +1619

    He missed the opportunity to say, “Her priorities are methed up...”

    • @dendae3217
      @dendae3217 5 лет назад +51

      Don't you mean he "methed" his opportunity

    • @SuperBlackonyx
      @SuperBlackonyx 5 лет назад +34

      these are really methed up jokes dont make fun of people with lithps

    • @calbix9238
      @calbix9238 5 лет назад +16

      Mike Tyson says "Thay no to drugth."

    • @mysticflower7795
      @mysticflower7795 5 лет назад +5

      Johnnie Snappleseed the real fuckin genius here 😂

    • @theblazingtrail6282
      @theblazingtrail6282 5 лет назад +3

      Mike Tyson says to flirt with a girl "let me sit on your faith"

  • @WarriorPNG
    @WarriorPNG Год назад +158

    2:55
    its been 6 years and only now have i realised john just casually dropped the nword

    • @Wells13555
      @Wells13555 Год назад +26

      Right? Like holy shit

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG Год назад +25

      @@Wells13555 old jontron (and in extension game grumps) were fuckin wild

    • @easy8690
      @easy8690 Год назад +4

      @@Wells13555 funne

    • @alexh3158
      @alexh3158 5 месяцев назад +24

      SAME I JUST REALIZED TOO AND IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE COMMENTS

    • @shootybooty5555
      @shootybooty5555 4 месяца назад +9

      ⁠​⁠@@alexh3158 Omg thank god I wasn’t the only one I sat there replaying for like 20 minutes and went to the comments to see if anyone else saw lol

  • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
    @littlejuliuscaesar8920 4 года назад +2335

    This is a joint
    This is a McDouble.
    Which has more chemicals?

  • @BigBroTejano
    @BigBroTejano 5 лет назад +190

    To be fair the “who’s more dead” PSA actually did and still dose raise a valid point. Drugs illegal or legal if abused can kill you.

    • @613aristocrat
      @613aristocrat 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, that rhetorical question did make me think a little. Pretty dark, but makes its point.

    • @JoakimOtamaa
      @JoakimOtamaa 2 года назад

      That was only for idiots or other word, 'Murica!

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 Год назад +1

      its one of the few that is actually valuable tbh

  • @Meliuhh
    @Meliuhh 5 лет назад +459

    “Drugs are bad I won’t do drugs!”
    Then you look at her eyes and wonder, “really”

    • @catalyst455
      @catalyst455 5 лет назад +4

      They’re just pennies

    • @baileyzane10
      @baileyzane10 5 лет назад +1

      @@catalyst455 whoosh

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 5 лет назад +4

      @@catalyst455 drug pennies

    • @flyingturtles6079
      @flyingturtles6079 5 лет назад +1

      Tee Wew28 nah she baked as Joda

    • @Aideen
      @Aideen 4 года назад

      ..its her glasses. unfortunately they ran out of funding.

  • @mr.breadman4181
    @mr.breadman4181 2 года назад +320

    regan: pot is probably the most dangerous drug in the us
    heroin: funny guy

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 2 года назад

      Cock needle: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @Eskimo_iio
      @Eskimo_iio 2 года назад

      What's funny is the high amount of drug abuse in modern times knowing the danger. The west is truely stupid.

    • @williammorahan4907
      @williammorahan4907 2 года назад +8

      Bathsalts: hold my………tide-pods?

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 2 года назад +17

      If anything that speech probably made pothead teens go "oh cool so the others aren't bad then" lol

    • @excaliburknives3572
      @excaliburknives3572 2 года назад +12

      Meth: pathetic

  • @coyote47713
    @coyote47713 6 лет назад +619

    "Dis guy died from a bullet. Dis guy he fell down da stairs. Which one o' dems is deader?"

    • @victoriajennings8197
      @victoriajennings8197 6 лет назад +22

      coyote47713 You better answer that question. That's not a rhetorical question! THAT'S NOT RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 6 лет назад +33

      Das the deadest nigga I’ve ever seen.

    • @deathstardoesstuff
      @deathstardoesstuff 6 лет назад +5

      The deaderest on is da one dat did da Big Mac

    • @funkyweapon1981
      @funkyweapon1981 6 лет назад +2

      I'm reading this in Christopher Walken's voice.

    • @coyote47713
      @coyote47713 6 лет назад

      Error: Unknown User It's not the one who ate pork and shrimp

  • @theawesomegamer9458
    @theawesomegamer9458 7 лет назад +3462

    I died at who is more deader.

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 5 лет назад +794

    That Social Farter PSA is an “I don’t like where this is going” moment.

  • @lucciferoftheland4253
    @lucciferoftheland4253 Год назад +204

    The farting one made me think that drugs are something your body needs and has to do like a fart.

  • @neonshark8084
    @neonshark8084 7 лет назад +3526

    Jon is my drug, but i only get him monthly in 10-20 minute doses

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 7 лет назад +154

      monthly????
      what are you smokin dog?

    • @charliecrome207
      @charliecrome207 7 лет назад +60

      +CircaSriYak the high lasts the whole month. its all you need. this stuff is strong.

    • @lnvenum
      @lnvenum 7 лет назад +40

      more like once a year

    • @austinhenson18
      @austinhenson18 7 лет назад +18

      NertamatorTV " who showed you how to do this? I learned it by watching you...jon"

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 7 лет назад +2

      NertamatorTV At least you're Joning with moderation Nertamator.

  • @dayspassed9536
    @dayspassed9536 4 года назад +407

    "I'm not a kid I'm 26!"
    You sir were put on the earth to do one thing, and I think you found your thing

  • @orpheus9282
    @orpheus9282 5 лет назад +506

    9:46 can we just appreciate his on-point UFO sound effect?

    • @Fuzxguys
      @Fuzxguys 5 лет назад +4

      Kyle Register legit got an fda commercial

    • @eggswithoutfriends4421
      @eggswithoutfriends4421 5 лет назад +8

      ooOOoOoo

    • @matthewsploded3501
      @matthewsploded3501 5 лет назад

      thank you, I just noticed on my 46th time watching this video

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 5 лет назад +1

      @@Fuzxguys i got N A T I O N W I D E

    • @n0where189
      @n0where189 5 лет назад

      @@IdiotToonz Really? I got State Farm.

  • @Gothicah
    @Gothicah 6 месяцев назад +10

    “Stop it, or else Mr T will come and shake all that loose change out of your pockets.”
    I’m always so unprepared to hear this line😭🤣

  • @pepenaman
    @pepenaman 5 лет назад +364

    I like how Jon literally stops talking once Pablo the Mule dog started talking and he just can't think straight for like a minute.
    That's how messed up that video was for him.

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 лет назад +6

      its an act you genius, still great scene

    • @b_layered
      @b_layered 5 лет назад +6

      @@RowBlanka booooooooo

    • @liamk3451
      @liamk3451 5 лет назад +3

      @@RowBlanka
      no shit it's an act, way to be an asshole

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 лет назад +2

      @@liamk3451 way to state facts u mean, that dude above clearly thought its a live reaction that wasnt planned out...

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 лет назад +1

      @@liamk3451 why ``no shit`` obviously some dont get it, i dont get people like yourself why even comment illogical stuff, just to release some built up steam?

  • @jasonroque7729
    @jasonroque7729 7 лет назад +1191

    "Jontron please upload more than usual!" *Uploads more than usual* "Jontron why is this video lazy looking??? Why did you rush??" People can never be satisfied smh

    • @thenotsew
      @thenotsew 7 лет назад +60

      Or maybe some people want him to upload more and some want him to take his time and make quality videos. You can't please everyone.

    • @ronan_23
      @ronan_23 7 лет назад +3

      we want great ones but we want others too hat can not be so good, we just miss Jon

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 7 лет назад +11

      Jason Roque it's not the production values im worried about, it's the jokes. which are subpar

    • @lordofashes4382
      @lordofashes4382 7 лет назад +14

      Jason Roque
      I rather like this change in quality. It's rather refreshing to get something off-the-cuff from John for once.
      That being said, I certainly don't want his higher quality videos to stop.

    • @TheDracoChick
      @TheDracoChick 7 лет назад +7

      I've already said this before, but I have a feeling this just a filler video until he eventually releases the Christmas one. He didn't even post the video on his twitter.

  • @scrublord5760
    @scrublord5760 7 лет назад +1915

    Did...did Jon upload twice in one month...? Am I dead..? Is this heaven..?

    • @Mike190
      @Mike190 7 лет назад +107

      no this is patrick

    • @Digitaldude23
      @Digitaldude23 7 лет назад +42

      No, because ya do drugs, ya gota hell before ya die.

    • @jkasdf3
      @jkasdf3 7 лет назад +62

      are you dead? am i dead? whos deader?

    • @nerdler7468
      @nerdler7468 7 лет назад +5

      No this is hell you took to many drags breh

    • @husky19864
      @husky19864 7 лет назад +4

      nope, jon is just a fuckin Douche

  • @galladegamer3579
    @galladegamer3579 2 года назад +53

    6:19
    That person in the video actually is a ghoul! By definition, a ghoul is either "an evil spirit or phantom" or, the definition that matters in this case, "a person morbidly interested in death or disaster"

    • @feral-introvert
      @feral-introvert 2 года назад +5

      so i'm a ghoul?

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 3 месяца назад +1

      No, a ghoul is someone who's a "cannibal" of sapients but not their own species. Like, if I ate an intelligent alien or an elf, I'd be a ghoul.

    • @NeutralOrNotTooBadStuff
      @NeutralOrNotTooBadStuff 3 месяца назад

      @@Bacxaber So if someone ate an alien animal that wasn't on the same level of intelligence as a human, would that just be an exocarnivore?

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 3 месяца назад +2

      @@NeutralOrNotTooBadStuff I'm not sure if "exo" is the right word but it sounds like it could be right. Xenocarnivore maybe?

  • @noahseyer3097
    @noahseyer3097 5 лет назад +4505

    Very surprised McDonald’s is so against drugs, Seems like everyone who comes in there has munchies

    • @Foril89
      @Foril89 5 лет назад +13

      kak funny XD

    • @jacksongamez6112
      @jacksongamez6112 4 года назад +29

      Thats the only reason I go

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 4 года назад +97

      McDonalds: Drugs are bad, mmkay?
      Me: But McDonalds, your food is bad
      McDonalds: you have Mcyeed your last McHaw

    • @i_love_games110
      @i_love_games110 4 года назад +46

      Someone literally came into a mcdonalds i was eating at and started fucking doing meth.
      We had to call the police after we left because he also was carrying an hatchet.

    • @ashvsthedeadite6091
      @ashvsthedeadite6091 4 года назад +25

      @@i_love_games110 That sounds about right..

  • @loobly
    @loobly 5 лет назад +612

    2:25 o h h e r e y e s a r e p e n n i e s
    I just thought they were like stereotypical bloodshot stoner eyes

    • @alexpalmer7018
      @alexpalmer7018 5 лет назад +37

      Oh here yes are pennies

    • @BudDinktrap
      @BudDinktrap 5 лет назад +9

      I just thought she was wearing glasses.

    • @Irvingstark
      @Irvingstark 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, I believe her name even is penny.

    • @skeletalmixer1019
      @skeletalmixer1019 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my god, me too

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 5 лет назад +7

      There was a Penny cartoon on every episode of the first season of Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

  • @oMarkyMark
    @oMarkyMark 7 лет назад +548

    5:46 The way Jon pronounces chicken Macnugget always gets me

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF Год назад +56

    “Give her some.”
    “Yeah, give me some!”
    So accurate, I got chills! Who hasn’t said “GIVE me some pot,” like a 5yo asking for a bite of a candy bar.

  • @SourTredmill
    @SourTredmill 4 года назад +398

    2:26 “I wouldn’t do drugs”
    Those eyes suggest other wise.

  • @cooperwarren3829
    @cooperwarren3829 3 года назад +754

    jon’s “chicken mac nuggets” voice is the best thing ever

    • @outsiderzzzz
      @outsiderzzzz 2 года назад +25

      "one to get four free"

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 2 года назад +9

      chiggen mac nuuuuuuuggets

    • @DreamwalkerFilms
      @DreamwalkerFilms 2 года назад +8

      I don't know how he manages to talk and slur the way he does

    • @michaeladougan1348
      @michaeladougan1348 Год назад +2

      i quote this line with my little brother all the time💀

    • @BamfIamone
      @BamfIamone Год назад

      ​@@outsiderzzzz one for to get for free

  • @adinarosenstein9586
    @adinarosenstein9586 3 года назад +650

    “They’re good listeners.”
    “Are they ghouls?”
    MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @UnarmedNPC
    @UnarmedNPC Год назад +10

    I watched this video back when it came out and I have watched it several times over the years. Only today have I just noticed when Jon asks "Is it really called Ghoul?" you can faintly hear someone in the background say "yes". He needed confirmation that the PSA was in fact called Ghoul. His reactions are so genuine they're hilarious.

  • @Chara_Dreemurr001
    @Chara_Dreemurr001 4 года назад +948

    "I'm bleeding!"
    *"Well done. Yes you are."*

    • @davidchurchman5771
      @davidchurchman5771 3 года назад +37

      Why the voice actor is the best:
      *this*

    • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
      @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 3 года назад +16

      AAYYYY DONT FORGET THE METH BABY! also Azzy is the best character.

    • @DapperCthulhu5182
      @DapperCthulhu5182 3 года назад +27

      @@davidchurchman5771 David Mitchell, excellent UK comedian, if anyone is curious

    • @davidchurchman5771
      @davidchurchman5771 3 года назад +8

      @@DapperCthulhu5182 I thought it was him. Since I heard him on WILTY I always thought he was one of the greats.

    • @mannamedbeef
      @mannamedbeef 3 года назад +2

      You get a prize for excreting body sauce

  • @GekTC
    @GekTC 7 лет назад +1824

    All these people worried about Jon's lack of videos relating it to his controversy as if it was not a common thing on this channel even before it. Not the first time he takes months to upload, and it will not be the last, either.

    • @BenjiGojira
      @BenjiGojira 7 лет назад +4

      Cap'n Yeah I agree, also since your right, about 99.9% of the time, it only takes 1 month for one or two uploads!

    • @Joltumbreon
      @Joltumbreon 7 лет назад +39

      +Cap'n What? They weren't even being a dick. If Jon didn't say the reason for the hiatus himself then we're also spreading misinformation by assuming that and telling others. Jon will upload again if he can; it's taken a while, but I'm sure he has more reasons than this assumption that many are making.

    • @brendanhughes9642
      @brendanhughes9642 7 лет назад +21

      Zegorykz you're right, I don't think it has anything to do with the controversy, because that's already died down by now. He tends to take huge breaks to switch up his format or production quality. Maybe he has something big planned like starcade, and he and his crew are working on it. I'm not worried, he always brings the goods

    • @Slorppa
      @Slorppa 7 лет назад +5

      Zegorykz HE BACK.

    • @annaphimmaseune4636
      @annaphimmaseune4636 7 лет назад

      Zegorykz j

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 2 года назад +11

    I've seen every jontron vid so many times. This was one of my favorite eras of jonno. Like comfort food for my brain.

  • @iamtheone3808
    @iamtheone3808 7 лет назад +717

    "Which one is more dead?"
    The one that died first

    • @kylerharris4246
      @kylerharris4246 7 лет назад +24

      I am the one- well if your username is saying anything I think you're the one who's more dead.

    • @iamtheone3808
      @iamtheone3808 7 лет назад +11

      Kyler Harris Yeah, pretty much

    • @matthewninja6doll172
      @matthewninja6doll172 7 лет назад +1

      The one that died from prescription

    • @Jaigantic97
      @Jaigantic97 7 лет назад +2

      I am the one what did he say when he bleeped it out?

    • @wiktoriarynkun3673
      @wiktoriarynkun3673 7 лет назад +8

      I thought the moral of this PSA was that they're equally dead of course and the overdose of illegal drugs is as bad as the overdose of prescription drugs.

  • @dekelyosifon
    @dekelyosifon 4 года назад +307

    10:50 Gets me every time, the way he throws that bag, you can FEEL the energy

    • @uncleken7955
      @uncleken7955 2 года назад +18

      Mario it's me Luigi I just can't stop eating the mushrooms.
      It's such a funny show I'm such a very funny funny fu*KING guy.
      *throws bag*

    • @puhskinti9358
      @puhskinti9358 2 года назад +7

      Luigi is sick of the jokes

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +4

      @@uncleken7955 "... Go To hell..."

    • @uncleken7955
      @uncleken7955 2 года назад +4

      @@ursidae97 are telling me to or are you qouting that mario impersonator?

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 2 года назад +3

      @@uncleken7955 both

  • @InfernoOmni
    @InfernoOmni 7 лет назад +3198

    NEW JON TRON!?
    *stops everything to watch*

  • @kalebcooksvjournal
    @kalebcooksvjournal Год назад +18

    7:23 The genuine, from the bottom of his soul "WHAT THE FUCK?!" is so good dude

    • @FractalNinja
      @FractalNinja Год назад +2

      When he takes the glasses off:
      Jon: I FOUND THE GHOUL

  • @Sarah-xo1gl
    @Sarah-xo1gl 7 лет назад +330

    please come back Jontron i miss you, we all miss you. Your one of the funniest guys on youtube, i need more Jontron!

  • @natestern2021
    @natestern2021 3 года назад +713

    Imagine being the actor who played the meth baby, growing up with that knowledge

    • @marveloussuperboy6370
      @marveloussuperboy6370 2 года назад +19

      Yeah that must be weird now

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 2 года назад +9

      That is true.

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 2 года назад +2

      It was a doll

    • @princess7jasmine
      @princess7jasmine 2 года назад +16

      @@breazy832 That was absolutely not a doll my dude haha

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 2 года назад +5

      Meth baby, meth baby, there in the sand, from July through the end of September...
      I don't know why that popped into my head.

  • @samcarroll6210
    @samcarroll6210 7 лет назад +324

    This video didn't even have that much effort as his previous ones yet it's so funny!

    • @x2ceyez
      @x2ceyez 7 лет назад +40

      Batboy Carroll to be fair these stupid drug videos do most of the comedic work themselves

    • @samcarroll6210
      @samcarroll6210 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah, I died at the farter one

    • @Scootakip
      @Scootakip 7 лет назад +10

      Batboy Carroll I think it's more of a filler episode to hold us off until more higher quality episodes are ready

    • @mythixthedragon6903
      @mythixthedragon6903 7 лет назад +5

      Batboy Carroll It's not that he didn't put as much effort, it's that he didn't do as much editing. He is sitting and letting the commercials do the talking.

    • @SteveThePixel
      @SteveThePixel 7 лет назад

      Batboy Carroll when I first saw this comment it has 1 like
      How long was I gone

  • @zonia1351
    @zonia1351 Год назад +17

    Regan: “Weed is probably the most dangerous drug.”
    Scared Reporter: “…W…Why?”
    Regan: “We don’t know…Yet.”

  • @outsider344
    @outsider344 7 лет назад +500

    This JohnTron guy should consider making RUclips videos. I bet he would be good at it....

    • @papasito6
      @papasito6 7 лет назад +39

      I laughed so hard my anoose collapsed.

    • @jonkestol4474
      @jonkestol4474 2 года назад

      Nice jim profile

  • @mort7987
    @mort7987 5 лет назад +907

    Meth Baby is probably a Soundcloud rapper

    • @randomsomeguy156
      @randomsomeguy156 5 лет назад +9

      Lil meth feat. M.C Baby

    • @Otterpoptheotter
      @Otterpoptheotter 5 лет назад +6

      Meth Baby ft. MC Dealer

    • @MisterDoctorBaconman
      @MisterDoctorBaconman 5 лет назад +13

      Just checked SoundCloud... there is in fact an artist called Meth Baby, and he has an album called “are you on crack”

    • @genuinedelusionsmusic
      @genuinedelusionsmusic 5 лет назад

      You're right, in that case keep em coming. The world needs more SoundCloud rappers!

    • @connerbearden6153
      @connerbearden6153 5 лет назад

      I have a class mate who calls himself young baby face

  • @DylanKelleyVA
    @DylanKelleyVA 4 года назад +671

    1:40 - Tifa Lockhart goes on a rampage, destroying somebody's kitchen while rambling about drugs.

    • @jakeoneill9473
      @jakeoneill9473 4 года назад +53

      I think she the one on drugs

    • @agustinamerino6561
      @agustinamerino6561 3 года назад +5

      Ok

    • @Rebel_Friend
      @Rebel_Friend 3 года назад +54

      Man she took The Nibelheim Incident way harder than I expected

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 3 года назад +21

      @@Rebel_Friend
      No she's just mad she didn't get in Smash

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 года назад +11

      She is most definitely not looking _anything_ like Tifa. She looks more like Natilie Portman, of that early 2000’s era when she was acting in the clone wars Star Wars.

  • @atomicleon1519
    @atomicleon1519 2 года назад +12

    2:55 "This is the deadest n*gga I've ever seen"😂

  • @alexpacheco2031
    @alexpacheco2031 7 лет назад +387

    if i smoked a joint & Mr.T broke a glass with his bare hand like that....yeah id stop

    • @alexpacheco2031
      @alexpacheco2031 7 лет назад +10

      Also Wtf is that mario 1?

    • @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437
      @howdoiputthecheeseintheove8437 7 лет назад +5

      Alex Pacheco I'd probably be in my grave if I were high and Mr T saw me

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 7 лет назад +21

      *Watches the glass breaking part*
      *Drops the joint* Okay! Okay! I'LL STOP!!!

    • @princeslave6021
      @princeslave6021 7 лет назад

      Alex Pacheco I'd hand him the joint and tell him to chill.

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 7 лет назад +1

      It was a PSA attached to the old Super Mario Brothers Super Show from the late 80's. The Late Captain Lou Albano played Mario (voiced him in the cartoon and played him in live action wrap around segments). It's so weird to see that since the show was aimed at really young children and its so crazy to think that somebody thought it was okay to put that at the end of the show.

  • @fartinhurricane
    @fartinhurricane 7 лет назад +1757

    Come back JonTron. We need you.

    • @edwinsandra5904
      @edwinsandra5904 7 лет назад +23

      Nakey Snakey Jon come back the banjo kazooy spiritual successor is out

    • @ashtonwill4126
      @ashtonwill4126 7 лет назад +25

      There are no more monsters under your bed Jon get the fuck back to macking me cream with every upload plz I have traversed the plain of blue balls and am now onto the black balls stage

    • @MrHallwaxer
      @MrHallwaxer 7 лет назад +16

      You're our only hope.

    • @thetruecorrectguy8537
      @thetruecorrectguy8537 7 лет назад +7

      No we don't. Racist piece of shit needs to fucking pick up a book and get educated. Doing nothing but playing videogames has turned into an ignorant, racist, dumbass.

    • @lukasbostick
      @lukasbostick 7 лет назад +55

      Does political views and opinions matter on a channel about good laughs and vidya games? I don't think so, atleast. If you believe so, you can just not watch JonTron. It's that easy. Instead you decide to bash him in the comments section of one of his videos. What good does that do?

  • @SmfhMyHead
    @SmfhMyHead 4 года назад +244

    Ah yes, that was my favourite army man to play with.
    The one in the back of the battlefield having a smoke break.

    • @amelianoling
      @amelianoling 4 года назад +30

      "That's one brave and patriotic soldier."

    • @sergioventura2595
      @sergioventura2595 Год назад +6

      He is more for moral support

    • @misterleguan4272
      @misterleguan4272 Год назад

      @@amelianoling only if he smokes kool's or Camel! - America! Fuck Yeah!

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 Год назад +2

      Ah yes my favorite soldier right next to "snapping his own leg for medical leave man"

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 9 месяцев назад

      My favorite was "trying to figure out how to properly make MRE without hurting self" man

  • @BurnDoubt
    @BurnDoubt Год назад +78

    It's been over 20 years since I first saw the "this is your egg brain on drugs" commercial. Not a teen anymore but still to this day, all I can manage to think while seeing it is... man she's really cute

    • @crapparc
      @crapparc Год назад +4

      Bro. That's Rachael Leigh Cook.

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt Год назад +4

      @@crapparc I mean duh! of course I knew that...
      (Who?)

    • @crapparc
      @crapparc Год назад +3

      @@BurnDoubt A kinda famous actress, my brother.

    • @BurnDoubt
      @BurnDoubt Год назад +5

      @@crapparc appreciate the information brother! My girlfriend will be happy to have me watch Josie and the Pussycats or She's All That with her... absolutely random and for no particular reason LOL

    • @crapparc
      @crapparc Год назад +2

      @@BurnDoubt No, it's a complete coincidence that you suddenly want to watch chick flicks.

  • @jordandickerson2780
    @jordandickerson2780 7 лет назад +122

    JONTRON COME BACK WE MISS YOU

  • @GTB-yu2be
    @GTB-yu2be 7 лет назад +2373

    That dog is "Cool As Ice". Also the name of his next video..... In 8 months

  • @BeanieBabyXx
    @BeanieBabyXx 4 года назад +617

    "Drugs Drugs Drugs! Ask your mom or ask you dad!"
    Me: Mum... Dad... drugs?

  • @flashbackfrank8781
    @flashbackfrank8781 2 года назад +17

    Drugs, drugs, drugs. Which are good, which are bad?
    Ask your mom or ask your dad.
    "Hey dad which drugs are good?"
    "Well, crack is too rough, meth is a no go, weed is safer than most cigarettes and you never ever take prescription drugs without being prescribed them."

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 5 лет назад +325

    10:36 - Apparently, Detective Pikachu isn't exactly the first Nintendo character to say 'hell'. 😮

  • @manny1812
    @manny1812 7 лет назад +1499

    "let me binge on jontron's new uploads!" *oh*

  • @sircaine3494
    @sircaine3494 4 года назад +464

    Michael Jordan looks like someone put his ears on upside down

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 4 года назад +41

      I honestly wish you never pointed this out. I can't unsee it.

    • @SuneOli4
      @SuneOli4 4 года назад +18

      Why'd you have to do him dirty like that?

    • @dpooooo0
      @dpooooo0 4 года назад +9

      That’s so disrespectful 😭😪

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 4 года назад +3

      My good sir, you have enhanced my existence

    • @GlitchGangProductions
      @GlitchGangProductions 3 года назад

      Huh

  • @kalstaff9201
    @kalstaff9201 7 месяцев назад +1

    Love going back thru his old vids, they still hold up so well

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 6 лет назад +273

    *_I M N O T A K I D I M 2 6_*

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 6 лет назад +644

    With subtitles, it says
    “If you do drugs, you go to heaven”
    Enough said

    • @addaccount9246
      @addaccount9246 6 лет назад +6

      Wait does it actually . what time

    • @maxx9622
      @maxx9622 6 лет назад +8

      at about 10:30

    • @svoboda6111
      @svoboda6111 6 лет назад +6

      accurate

    • @nikbauls
      @nikbauls 6 лет назад +4

      I'M IN, YES !

    • @mr.v7244
      @mr.v7244 6 лет назад +3

      thanks.... now i can freely finish my life time storage of baby powder..... no its not cocaine, its baby powder, i never tried snorting baby powder before but now i will try thanks to the subtitles, i love baby powder

  • @rodguy35
    @rodguy35 7 лет назад +200

    I will never unsubscribe. Never

  • @daesplays8737
    @daesplays8737 Год назад +11

    "Mario mushroom jokes kill 6 million every year"
    Guys, I think I've finally found the answer to one of history's most interesting questions.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera 9 месяцев назад

      I'm sure the ADL would love to hear all about it too.

    • @seangambone8534
      @seangambone8534 2 месяца назад

      This thread has my interest.

  • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
    @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 7 лет назад +273

    4:44 Oh fuck he was foreshadowing the Vanilla Ice video

    • @MoonLotus69
      @MoonLotus69 6 лет назад +11

      Junky Enoshims I think it was a coincidence...

    • @Moridin69
      @Moridin69 6 лет назад +10

      1:35 Straight up *FACT*

    • @backflipytp9644
      @backflipytp9644 6 лет назад

      lol i get it

  • @tahjkuemmerle
    @tahjkuemmerle 4 года назад +224

    The line "You'll ve in hell before you die" isn't what made that weird. Its that the line came from Mario that made it weird.

    • @vinyldash2333
      @vinyldash2333 2 года назад +3

      Lou Alabano was the best.

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 2 года назад +1

      It’s the please that made it

    • @johnmead443
      @johnmead443 2 года назад +1

      @@breazy832 Fellow Joel viewer?

  • @russfilet3807
    @russfilet3807 7 лет назад +248

    “Last night....Billy burnt him with a match!”
    Kills me every time

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz 6 лет назад +2

      I read that as this exact moment was playing.

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 6 лет назад +2

      I see your hilarious line and raise you "Are you supposed to be in here?"

    • @underthependulum3484
      @underthependulum3484 6 лет назад

      Ladderthief1 Read em and weep. “This the deadest n**ga I ever seen”

  • @vidguy2004
    @vidguy2004 Год назад +3

    2:33 "Who's more dead inside, that's the game I play, hey, that's me!" 😂😂😂
    I can relate.

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan 7 лет назад +310

    Every time Jon makes a joke about drugs, I think about his old videos with the cocaine-addicted Sonic Team.

    • @Togepod
      @Togepod 7 лет назад +43

      Duncan McRae WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC

    • @ant-fan
      @ant-fan 7 лет назад +37

      WELCOME TO SONIC TEAM! WE MAKE GAMES, I THINK!
      I'm glad somebody else remembers that.

    • @yobelkcip
      @yobelkcip 7 лет назад +4

      he really needs to bring back those guys

    • @TheMonsterConsumingMe
      @TheMonsterConsumingMe 7 лет назад +3

      Duncan McRae aww hell yeah

    • @benanator876
      @benanator876 7 лет назад +10

      YESSS THATS THE BEST!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC!!!!!?!?!?!?

  • @5uperM
    @5uperM 4 года назад +522

    The fact that the dog is voiced by David Mitchell is the cherry on top.

  • @shirogitsune3480
    @shirogitsune3480 5 лет назад +1519

    Jontron flexing his n word pass at 2:54

    • @vagueoutline2961
      @vagueoutline2961 5 лет назад +77

      i was wondering about that...lol

    • @tkgtheunkowngamer7145
      @tkgtheunkowngamer7145 5 лет назад +17

      Same

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 5 лет назад +70

      Kuroneko he said shit not the n word it was too short for the n word.

    • @popcorn82b
      @popcorn82b 5 лет назад +42

      I gave it to him, don't worry.

    • @nao5233
      @nao5233 5 лет назад +28

      He's from ny thats part of there vocabulary

  • @TheElcollin
    @TheElcollin 2 года назад +18

    4:27 Breaking bad cast this guy as a bodyguard who gets beaten to death by his meth distributor boss Tuco in season 2

    • @CrumbsLamond
      @CrumbsLamond 2 года назад +8

      I wouldn't have recognized that. He did a good job disguising his voice

  • @wil2197
    @wil2197 6 лет назад +221

    As someone who works in Prison, let me just say the Inmates that do drugs still get plenty of Pizza and TV.
    So that debunks that.

    • @tommyatkins2527
      @tommyatkins2527 6 лет назад +9

      wil2197 yeah they do I work in British prison and they do drugs and enjoy pizza

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 6 лет назад +6

      wil2197 pizza and drugs are a good combo

    • @thecrazyotter4873
      @thecrazyotter4873 6 лет назад +7

      wil2197 drugs in pizza. Proven fact

    • @jessedragon3310
      @jessedragon3310 6 лет назад +1

      wil2197 sure, but not good pizza or good TV

  • @Mikey-zj8bn
    @Mikey-zj8bn 5 лет назад +345

    Did mario just tell me im going to hell before i die....

    • @d-tayrapz4297
      @d-tayrapz4297 5 лет назад +16

      Yes.....
      Yes he did

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 5 лет назад +4

      Please.

    • @bipedleek241
      @bipedleek241 5 лет назад

      Zero Espada it’s prison

    • @tjrauchie3081
      @tjrauchie3081 5 лет назад +4

      Actually a wrestling manager dressed as Mario told you that you are going to hell before you die

    • @VHwitTheVids
      @VHwitTheVids 5 лет назад +1

      I can die happy.

  • @Redbikemaster
    @Redbikemaster 4 года назад +171

    9:48 the sound he makes gets me every time

  • @frosted_glaceon5513
    @frosted_glaceon5513 2 года назад +1

    This brings joy to my soul in my worst of times. Awfully sick right now. Laughing hurts, but it makes me feel better.

  • @weaverchipmunk9188
    @weaverchipmunk9188 5 лет назад +435

    “Stop it, gets some help”- Michael Jordan

    • @zackydable
      @zackydable 5 лет назад +10

      I'm still so grateful he stopped the drug epidemic before I became a teenager.

  • @99jays15
    @99jays15 5 лет назад +186

    I honestly cant believe this is two years old

  • @entropynme
    @entropynme 5 лет назад +613

    Ghoul:
    C'mon smoothskin, bust out the jet
    I was disappointed this joke was not made

  • @fizkentv
    @fizkentv Год назад +3

    I've seen this video a couple of times now. I've been high everytime.

  • @aterr
    @aterr 7 лет назад +194

    this dog is cool as ice.
    FORESHADOWING!

  • @Lonyguy
    @Lonyguy 7 лет назад +503

    4:43 "this dog is cool as ice..."
    Jon's latest video: "Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice - JonTron"
    HE PLANNED EVERYTHING!

    • @carnelobo8496
      @carnelobo8496 7 лет назад

      Lonyguy GODDAMNIT EVERYONE. Did everyone commenting even watch the video? That's the NAME OF THE MOVIE. THAT'S WHY THE DAMN VIDEO IS _CALLED THAT_

    • @Lonyguy
      @Lonyguy 7 лет назад +9

      Carne Lobo
      Dude chill, just joking...

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 7 лет назад +1

      Carne Lobo no shit.

    • @xandert8527
      @xandert8527 7 лет назад

      JON IS ILLUMINATI?!

    • @Robert-lb7jq
      @Robert-lb7jq 6 лет назад

      Jon did 911 confirmed.

  • @evenflow714
    @evenflow714 7 лет назад +805

    "This dog is *cool as ice*."
    Released today: Vanilla Ice: Cool as Ice.

    • @vincentk9349
      @vincentk9349 7 лет назад +1

      łøł

    • @redmaster12251
      @redmaster12251 7 лет назад +5

      Iggy's death was all set up

    • @theotakux5959
      @theotakux5959 7 лет назад +3

      Now I'm looking through that video to see if he ever says 'Flex Tape' in it.

    • @joaolaimer6079
      @joaolaimer6079 7 лет назад +1

      Looks like he leaves a Easter egg about the next video in evry video

    • @MUGENanaya
      @MUGENanaya 7 лет назад

      Demonku fuck damnit

  • @EpicPython-qq6ys
    @EpicPython-qq6ys 2 года назад +10

    3:23
    Sargent, what happened to smoking a cigarette man?
    Lady, we're in the middle of a war. What do you think happened to him?!

  • @Hulamania30
    @Hulamania30 3 года назад +146

    5 years later and I’m still impressed by Jon’s UFO impression