Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #16
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Games of chance is the theme today! SPIN THAT WHEEL!! Your inbred flyover best friends from the Midwest (that you'll never meet or be friends with) spin a wooden wheel with obscure and terrible videos on it. Watch them watch the tapes! Get drunk! And embarrass themselves! Mike gets to spin twice to redeem himself. Enjoy!
The best part about surviving edged weapons winning over Top Slots is that Jimmy "the Scot" loses once again.
😐
LOL
Underrated comment. Jimmy "The Scot" can't even succeed at failing.
The circle is complete...
Bummer!
Surviving Edged Weapons perfectly utilizes Hitchcock's thoughts on suspense. You know someone has an edged weapon. You know someone is going to get stabbed. The characters don't.
_Why is this written like actual narration from Surviving Edged Weapons?_
😂👌
"I have more fun watching this than Justice League" 😆
But... you don't care about the characters, so it's more like anticipation than suspense
@@Yuli_Ban I can hear it in Robert Stack's voice now, thanks. XD
"Wheel of the Worst #16" belongs in the National Film Registry.
Should get a Criterion release tbh
Library of Congress 2027
Indeed ir does
Registry and 500 ft from elementary schools
Watching it stoned was possibly the most I have laughed EVER. It made a random Tuesday in my shitty small town much more fun for a day!
That tossed beer bottle left a nasty dent in the metal garage door that wasn't there before. If you check later episodes, it's still there. Continuity!
I love how redlettermedia respects cannon.
It's the little things that matter.
Bravo Vince!
r/moviedetails
Here's a time stamp on that bad ass bottle throw. 6:58
When Mike says: "People who play video games, how can I make real friends," you have to remember that Rich Evans is standing behind the camera with a Pac-Man T-shirt.
yeah, Mike's a fucking bully
@@janesmith1840 I pledge to be the one to bring him dooooown!
He's not tho
His views are a bit twisted. If you launch into a 12 minute Star Trek tirade if someone just asks you what time it is then making friends must be too easy.
it's actually a Jehovah's Witness film they were looking at. I hope they get to revisit it so they're forced to watch it like I was when I was a child.
1. The officer is bleeding out.
2. There's a man who is a threat, going to grab a knife if the officer doesn't keep him at bay.
3. If he loses consciousness from bloodloss then the man can stab him.
4. The other officers are in a race against the clock to find this downed officer.
The suspense has so many moving pieces in that one scene, it's brilliantly layered.
5.The criminal also has a bullet wound, and it's another race this time between the cop and the criminal to see who will pass out first.
This is some thriller climax shit right there.
There's going to be a gritty, dramatic remake of that shortly. Hollywood is on it!
TheRealDeadRock ....But he only has one bullet left!!
The suspense is built by an unmotivated dolley shot to the officer, followed by a canted-angle POV shot of the perp. There's more _filmmaking_ here than in most Hollywood features.
I see Mike's given up on all pretence and just started drinking anti-freeze.
Daniel Scholes its because Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka doesn't have glycol and mike missed the taste
just came to comments to ask wtf he's drinking... you're the top comment...
It's Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka and Ecto Cooler.
@@BrainScramblies "accomodations"
@@sk4p3g04t lol omg yes! I just saw the JonTron video on that vodka.
Sometimes I fall asleep watching RedLetterMedia only to wake up to Rich Evans laughing and thinking I´m being attacked by an Emu.
I need a Rich Evans alarm ringtone
@@DickVanWhiskey oh my
"Emu Persist" -Australian Army Officer after the end of the Great Emu War. (not a joke)
same here lol
I would hate to be in a theater with him unless it was a terrible movie.
Fun fact: Rich is actually a skinny girl, and it's mostly just layers upon layers of knives under that PacMan shirt.
Rich is actually just knives. the head is from one of his victims and its stuck on the neck knife.
felixader special recognition for this guy here
He Uses the knives to stab any of the guys after they make fun of him
And that's not stubble, try zooming in. How many edged weapons do you see NOW?
"Drop da knife!"
"I don wannu! It's a nice knife!"
Just put it down slowly, it wont scratch it
I mean in his defense it was a pretty sweet nice
@@cloudzack1090 Yah okay I'll do dat!
Don't repeat this, I'm trying to learn proper English
1000th like
That casino dude and Don Beveridge would get along quite nicely
M needs to make that buddy road trip video with Rich playing Don Beveridge and Macaulay Culkin playing Jimmy 'the scot' Jordan. I would pay to see that.
I want a Don Beverage show modeled after Gordon Ramsey, where Don goes into different businesses and yells and everyone and freaks them out, breaks their will, and then forces them to behave like him to their customers.
Don’t forget Don “Dan” Wilson of Iowa.
@@umphreak9999 Have them open a bagel shop
Can he push the Whopper button?
Fun fact Dan Inosanto one of Bruce Lee’s last living students and father of Diana Lee Inosanto who plays The Magistrate and fights Ashoka Tano in the Mandolorian is one of the technical advisors of Surviving Edged Weapons
Hm, I thought that one guy in the 'ninja' scene looked familiar.
*Six Degrees of Edged Weapons*
The lore runs deep
Thanks! I was looking for confirmation of this!
Not a great indicator of a martial arts teacher when all his students are dead.
Used to work in a knife shop and can confirm the number of novelty knives hidden in things that do not require knives is hilariously high. I used to have a calculator knife exclusively for the purpose of saying I have a calculator knife. Sadly the item itself isn't very good at being either thing.
Try my half dollar knife someone went through the effort of partially hollowing out a half dollar to put a tiny curved knife that goes flush against the side.
Did you ever threaten to divide anyone in two with it?
@@metalnut92 this is the most underrated comment in the whole section. 20/10 perfect pun
@@metalnut92 Amazing
It honestly sounds like a normal graphing calculator would be a better weapon.
Then again, you could hide a pretty big knife in one of those...
the George Washington rap was so bad it lowered the value of the US dollar.
I thought it was awesome. The guy was like a cross between Slick & Ivan and the manager of Burger Trench from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode of Space Ghost.
I'm dead.
ruclips.net/video/l7iVsdRbhnc/видео.html
bran neelen's sclopio peeplio is a shitty low-effort attempt at funny in your face nonsense comedy with horrifically bad animation.
Only the one dollar bill though
Part of me believes that Top Slots was made solely so that Jimmy “The Scot” could write off his gambling losses as business expenses on his taxes
Or that he at least tried it for that one year but the IRS didn’t buy it and sent someone around to his house to break his legs. Old Jimmy loses again.
The double whammy is if making the, uh, "film" was itself a tax write off.
Dude must have gotten at least 14 dollars on his return.
we should inform the authorities about this
So his next vid is about wheelchair access, for slot players?
51:05 Rich Evans leads a standing ovation to cover up the fact that he’s about to burst into actual emotional tears.
Considering the ending of Surviving Edged Weapons is an extended hold of an officer breaking down in tears as he laments the moment he let his guard down with a perp and was horrifically stabbed and scarred, I really don’t blame him.
* Man runs at you with a machete in slow motion, screaming
* Narrator nonchalantly states, "This represents imminent danger for sure"
This is the greatest thing ever XD
Barry-Allen The-Flash
The whole video is available uncensored on RUclips.
@@heirofaniu I really hope that someone releases a censored version. I don't want to see those autopsy photos.
@@TimThomason I can understand where you're coming from, but they're really not that bad. Hell, some of the over the top gore kills you see in horror movies are worse than the autopsy pictures in the movie.
@@heirofaniu Yeah, I understand that horror films are overexaggerated and real life seems tame in comparison, but knowing that it's a real person suffering from a real injury, and not some squib and corn syrup, makes it far, far more... horrifying in my eyes. I can watch Friday the 13th films while eating breakfast, but I run across one picture of a dead guy with a real headshot, and I'm up every night that week.
This is Director Dennis Anderson's one and only film. He left a violent, succinct, directorial epitaph that will withstand the test of time. Bless you, you magnificent human being.
_Holy fuck,_ the laughing fit Rich breaks into at around 53:15 is the most infectious thing in this world. There are tears in my eyes.
I had to hold it together watching this at work... but I failed.
It is obligatory that you watch the Showdown / Robot in the Family BOTW starting at 25:54. Your life depends on it.
I remember watching Surviving Edged Weapons during my firearms training in the security industry. In Australia.
did work cover the months of psychotherapy after?
Manners : The Hands Of Fate
Never in my life did I think the Shoji segment would be topped on Best of the Worst but it has. This is a great day in American history.
Remember, remember, the 4th of December.
Lmao! I know right?
TheArchfiend A holiday must be created to commemorate this event.
The best of all time is still "The Osteoporosis Dance." I can still watch that and end up curled in a ball downing vicotin and whiskey in a desperate attempt to stem the abdominal pain from laughing so much.
Ya shoji was pretty high up there for a long time
Them mocking the Milwaukee accent made me realise that 1., there is such a thing as a Milwaukee accent and 2., that all of RLM already have a pretty thick Milwaukee accent.
Same 😅
Made me realize a Milwaukee accent is pretty much the same thing as a Canadian accent
It’s like a mild form of what I call the Fargo accent
Oh ya sure ya betcha!!
Only one I can't tell is rich tbh
Slots guy is like a real life Ants in My Eyes Johnson
lmao
36:43
This extremely quick shot of Mike reacting in horror to the money clip is underappreciated
just about every BOTW has these at some point they are fucking brilliant, they ones of Rich in the most recent one on After Last Season are like Renaissance Masterworks
"Nothing nothing NOTHING" will never not make me lose my shit
11:23 Literally I am in tears... The inefficiency of the whole stabbing through a glass aperture and then the cop just starts batting the arm... This might be the funniest thing I have dealt with this year.
I've seen quite a few police body cam videos out there demonstrating that real criminals can be just as dumb, if not dumber...
"Sir, stop right there, or I will let my dog loose on you"
*suspect just waves hand dismissively, turns, and starts walking away...
2 seconds later he has been tackled to the ground by the police dog.
I know this is six years old but first time for me. I am in tears laughing
It’s 7 years old and this is maybe my 12th time watching. I’m also crying laughing.
"He's got a sword!"
"You idiots! We've all got swords!"
JOHN: A knife! He has a knife!
ELEANOR OF AQUITAINE: of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It’s 1183 and we’re barbarians!
- “The Lion in Winter”
This video was released 6 years ago today and surviving edged weapons is still the greatest tape they've seen.
Surviving Edged Weapons NEEDS to be uploaded to the internet for all to see.
Edit: It is.
SeeYouSpaceCorgi it's on RUclips
i think it already is ruclips.net/video/Vix6-afHzMg/видео.html
What a wonderful episode. Someone has to put the "Edged Weapons" tape on RUclips! Wait...It already is!
It's on RUclips lol
I'm so happy its on here..
Holy crap yes! I need to gather friends, families and relatives (especially the kids) to watch this one in my home theatre! I mean, the reenactnments in there beats the crap out of modern day gore fests for crying out loud. In fact I'll go directly to my computer to rip the videostream to a downloaded file and burn several dvds so as to make sure that if RUclips takes it down, I still have a viewable copy!
J Truts thank u god
Actually went to see the whole 82 minutes of the video. It was riveting. Wasn’t mentioned in the discussion is how finely structured the whole video is. From the beginning caveman open, it goes to show the cops “loosing.” Cut to emotional cops interviews on the harrowing knife attack experience. It tells and shows us the threats facing the cops. Then, the narrator discuss the tactics for the cops to win. Then it shows cops “winning.” Then the cops interviewed again, victorious with heroic music playing. But suddenly, a bittersweet ending. The heroic music fades, the cop broke down emotionally, but remained resolute nevertheless.
Dennis Anderson needs to direct and produce the next DC movie.
From now on, my go-to pickup line is gonna be “How ya dooin, who’s yer fayvrit wide receiver?”
Theory about the Coca Cola hat: the producer was watching Goldfinger and wanted to incorporate Oddjob’s razor hat as a weapon and the costume designer did not get the memo.
Easily one of your best episodes ever guys. I was right there with Jay crying with laughter at the end!
'' a video about manners should be 16 hours long, have you seen some of the people today?'' Bless you Mike
I randomly scrolled to this comment as Mike started saying it. Eerie.
Fifteen minutes of little girls talking about their dreams, followed by a fifteen hour and forty five minute rap about place settings (which, incidentally, I have never- not once- used in my life.)
@12:20 Manners - Who Needs 'Em?
@23:32 The Manners Rap
@24:03 Top Slots
@31:41 Surviving Edged Weapons!!!!! 🏆
@42:17 Yes!!!
@43:16 Rich loves it!
@46:47 One less digit
@49:05 Psycho
@51:02 Standing Ovation
Rich Evans: "This pacman shirt is fucking awesome and you can't handle it."
Rich "middle school edge" Evans
As the weapons.
vsGoliath Surviving Edged Evans.
I appreciate the raw unfettered power of surviving edge weapons in making it seem like Milwaukee is the most dangerous fucking place on the planet
Well it is IS the home of famous pretty-boy Jeffrey Dahmer.
Thank you Milwaukee for giving us Dunkey, Red Letter media and Surviving Edged Weapons!
I love how their natural accents start creeping through.
Me personally, I love this video. Thank you guys so much, even me, the guy in Russia can laugh so hard, watching your reactions to surviving edged weapons, constant losing to slots machines and the most embarrassing rap song ever))).
This is why you never drink and ENTIRE GLASS of absinthe mike.
It's crazy that this is 6 years old already
Any way RLM can split screen the entire "Surviving Edged Weapons " and their reactions. I think it deserves a longer version, and it was funny.
I'm sorry, my favorite part of this episode is the utter cruelty of Mike saying "Let me just say, if I had that Pac Man shirt, I would be so...ashamed." and the shocked silence that follows. So good.
I never noticed Josh's subtle imitation of Jimmy's hand movements at 25:10
Does anyone else get nervous whenever they say it's their last wheel of the worst?
I would be nervous if they DIDN'T say it was the last wheel of the worst.
+El Burrito The word you're looking for is humility
True evil never dies. The wheel would transform into like, a skeeball machine or something
+Post Redpill I don't think that word means what you think it means.
absolutely
"Surviving Edged Weapons",
or as I like to call it:
"Milwaukee Cops vs EVERYTHING Sharp, *EVER"*
You gotta give credit and respect to those Milwaukee officers. They have to patrol the mean streets with freaks like Rich Evans out there. God help them if they run into Mike after his third bottle of J&B Scotch.
Jimmy the Scott Nothing Nothing Nothing mentioned in newest BOTW, and I just have to rewatch the best video ever uploaded on the internet. I cry my eyes out laughing every time.
No need for real friends when I have you all as my friend simulators
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooo no no no no no nooooo no no no no no no no noooo no no noooooo........
Joshua Davidson You misunderstood!
Once Rich starts laughing it’s over, I’m done. He has the most infectious laugh ever and had me in tears. This is one of the very best and funniest episodes ever.
I was legitimately like "Okay, the last Wheel of the Worst I watched had 'how to ruin someone's life' and it was amazing. Lets check out a random episode before bed and see if we can meet that high." And holy shit, I don't think this series has ever disappointed me! Surviving Edged Weapons might be the best thing I've ever seen from this channel and hearing from all the actual cops in the comment section being like "Yeah, this is legit, we watched this" just makes it better.
It's got everything! High stakes, hilarious acting, actually good information, extremely tense situations, the most ridiculous BS I've seen in a while, and actual proof that that shit actually happens! Just good show, man. This isn't being topped for a while.
I want a cinematic retelling of this episode. It would win every award: emotion in the first act, true loss in the second, and revenge in the third. Our gang of protagonists navigate this dark world to come out the other side stronger than they ever realized they could be.
That top slots guy literally looks like if Larry King and Weird Al had a kid together.
Why can I only give you one like ? That deserves way more
With shades of Robert Englund
Mike making fun of everyone saying he's an alcoholic won't make us think he's not an alcoholic.
Fuck you
Mike is slowly morphing into the dude from Despicable Me.
You mean the old mad scientist with the flatulance fixation?
47:56 Josh lightly slaps the table and one of the bulbs behind him burns out.
Rich engineered the letters so their lights correspond to different secret buttons that he hid around the studio
49:34 "And der he is lay'n ner". Jay's accent has never been this noticeable, this video must have unleashed their true Milwaukeeness. P.S. Hey RLM why did you hide my comment?
Well since I have a comment that has traction here, I would like to thank Red Letter Media for all the entertainment that they create. Yes, even SpaceCop.
Never realized how Canadian people from Wisconsin sound until this BOTW.
I don't like bein reminded of my accent but der it is.
Is Jay's "een" instead of "ing" also a Milwaukee thing, or is it something else? I always notice that when he's talkeen.
Every Mid-Western state has their own thing, the Chicago accent is more nasal "Hey after the Beer's game lets get some deep dish pizzer". I think the cadence of the Minnesota accent was influenced by their Swedish and Norwegian immigrants. And the Wisconsin/Milwaukee accent almost boarders on a Canadian accent. I feel that the guy at 33:49 could have easily called the cop a hoser.
“True evil never dies it is only reborn”
So I guess you guys predicted The Rise of Skywalker pretty well
No ones ever really gone
@@LO-zs3db Especially when it's all about family.
mumm ra the ever LIVING!!!
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
Somehow the wheel returned
I think we can all agree this is the best episode of BotW.
What happened to you guys? This is like the happiest i've ever seen the BOTW crew.
K A R M A Booze. Lots and lots of booze.
You can't only have punishment, even Satan knows that. True misery is giving somebody false hope that there's good things out there so when you take it away and replace it with "exploding varmits the TV series" they can't help but die a little inside. Just wait until they find another thing that studio did that just disappoints them and crushes their spirits to the point of them no longer wanting to live anymore. Torturing someone is an art form, it can't be all constant pain, you get numb to it after awhile.... uh... I mean... I don't know anything about this topic. It's good to see them laugh and smile, there's no way that feeling isn't going to last their whole lives.
What a magical feeling it is to see the guys jointly express pure love for a video on Best of the Worst... The good vibes, they're too strong
The key lesson to be gleaned from the edged weapons film - one that's still taught to most practitioners of confrontational martial disciplines but especially those which fall under military or law enforcement categories - is that a knife fight begins the moment the wielder wants it to, which provided they aren't stupid, tends to mean that by the time you've even registered that they're equipped with a knife it has already been lodged pretty firmly within your gut.
What’s the saying… the best defence is offence. If you don’t strike a threat first, you’re a sitting duck. The element of surprise puts you at a massive disadvantage.
2 AM on a work night and there's a new RLM video. Sleep is for the weak.
I will NOT drop my $300 Vietnam commemorative knife
That part with the medieval sword? That really happened in Seattle sometime around 1980 or so.
This was a wild ride. Probably one of the funniest videos on RUclips
And here is Surviving Edged Weapons in all its glory! ruclips.net/video/c4ZpyKSmgdE/видео.html
I'm replying just move this up the comments.
Like - Reply - Elevate
TY! Not all heroes where blah blah blah...
CONFIRMED FOR... CURIOUS ABOUT AUTOPSY PHOTOS
Please do a video of you guys visiting locations from 'Surviving Eedged Weapons'
I'm really glad to see them finally stumble upon this knife video. It's been an underrated meme on /f/ for a while
42:51 I would give anything to see Jay's face during this laugh
Does anyone else watch this about every other month or so? Cause it cheers me up like nobody's business.
Can I nominate "Exploding Varmints" for the WotW hall of fame? Considering how hard both the crew and the audience laughed...
The SOS video certainly should be in the Hall of Fame
Xtro should be right there at the top with Surviving Edged Weapons
mike Andrade I agree. Surprised they didn't mention it.
Probably because they fully admitted Xtro shouldn't have been on the show. It transcended Best of the Worst and got put into the "cult classic" category. Putting it in the Hall of Fame would be like putting Hank Aaron in the Little League Hall of Fame.
haha I agree, still I demand an explanaition from this hack frauds
“Let’s show these people how to be a winner-there’s nothing, nothing, NOTHING.” - The Scot
Jimmy "The Scott" was a pseudonym for a coked out Kurt Vonnegut so he could gamble in peace
When a coke addiction and a gambling addiction are competing for your residuals from writing Timequake.
I first saw Surviving Edged Weapons in a room full of people who never saw it before and it was amazing. It was great to see another room full of people get to go through the same thing. Watching it alone is fine I guess, but this is like top tier group movie night film
To think that with a different spin the world might have missed out of the magic of two of the best videos ever made
New Theory; Mike is actually the devil and The Wheel of the Worst is hell.
And then black spine came to be
Best tape lineup of the whole series.
Agreed. Until they cheat again.
"It's like dreams..."
Oh no.
"Within dreams..."
OH NO.
"It's like...."
Don't say it Jay.
"The last season of Twin Peaks!"
Clever.
Twin Peaksception.
42:35 is my favourite of all faces Mike has ever pulled
I knew Mike edited this when the video shamed Jay about being autopsy curious.
"You didn't had to."
Rich Evans laughter heals the world of its thousand-year-old wounds
This is probably the best episode to date.
This is the best episode of anything RLM related.
“Dont be a drip, wipe your lip.” 😂
Anyone else think one day there's going to be a fire at the studio, or Mike's house, and Rich Evans is going to be spotted walking away from said fire while muttering something about his stapler?
Chazertron Fivethou-Sand BE COOL ABOUT FIRE SAFETY!
51:04 Mike's wretched corpse comes back to life
Rich confirmed as Jesus
I f**king LOVE this episode. I always come back to it again and again.
Shout-out to Joe Bagadonuts!
My dad got stabbed at work by a hobo yesterday.
And now i watch Surviving Edged Weapons.
What I just realized that these nineties vhs films are basically RUclips in the nineties. These aren't any better in quality than many RUclips videos.
Dank Pepto that’s where the idea of RUclips came from
Of all the RLM content, this is the episode I keep coming back to.
I love how they're overjoyed that there's a satanic ritual in the video. LMAO
Continuing my 2021 journey through the playlist. 09-11-2021
THIS REPRESENTS IMMINENT DANGER FOR SURE
This still holds up as the best episode of BotW. It is just... Perfect.
The best episode of the best show on youtube. Behold greatness, everybody.