Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #20

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Oh no, the wheel is back! Christmas has come early!
    And yes, there is a Halloween episode of Best of the Worst coming up soon as well.

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  • @namelessjedi2242
    @namelessjedi2242 5 лет назад +4486

    If the RLM guys are still together as elderly people I hope they make an exercise video.

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 5 лет назад +273

      Osteoporosis Dance Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @Prof_Tickles92
      @Prof_Tickles92 5 лет назад +164

      Rich would break his hip.

    • @ApesAmongUs
      @ApesAmongUs 5 лет назад +131

      "We call this 'Jacking off the Droid', and it can burn up to 85 calories."

    • @magmavision2000
      @magmavision2000 4 года назад +39

      Well, they're immortal so it's completely possible.

    • @MrPainkiller1988
      @MrPainkiller1988 4 года назад +32

      Just to spite us they will probably use cutouts and review more movies. I love it.

  • @DonaldCupit
    @DonaldCupit 3 года назад +508

    I figured our what Dennis' keyboard was - It's a Technics SX-F5 Organ, that went for $15,900.00 new in 1987, which in 2021 money would be $36,612.27! No wonder Dennis was trying to sell those tapes!

    • @mikewilliams8698
      @mikewilliams8698 Год назад +97

      He had that DB Cooper money.

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 Год назад +55

      This is why I still read RUclips comments.

    • @Yousadclownofaman
      @Yousadclownofaman Год назад +21

      He’s gotta make that keyboard money back

    • @ProfessorWeekend
      @ProfessorWeekend 3 месяца назад +2

      Maybe he got it from a thrift store for $35 in 2008

    • @1e0isfdkorblpg
      @1e0isfdkorblpg Месяц назад

      @@jukeboxfandango and like 99% of people who played organ cant anymore. I used to tune pipe organs for a living. One of the coolest least appreciated instruments.

  • @cobalth6505
    @cobalth6505 2 года назад +1183

    Fun fact about the Christmas With Dennis tape- "Dennis Awe" (Yes, that's his name) is still alive and kicking, and runs a keyboard school. He seems like a pretty nice, friendly guy. Good for him.

    • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
      @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 года назад +92

      Unironically great advertising. If i had the money and was close by, I'd definitely drop some cash on some lessons.

    • @TheShahofIrann
      @TheShahofIrann Год назад +114

      @@John_Smith_Dumfugg why would you go to keyboard school when you clearly know how to type?

    • @Jinglejangles2234
      @Jinglejangles2234 Год назад +35

      @@TheShahofIrann i cant tell if this is sarcasm and it hurts me

    • @TheShahofIrann
      @TheShahofIrann Год назад +42

      @@Jinglejangles2234 cmon man you and I both know I’m being sarcastic.

    • @dillonlawrence1440
      @dillonlawrence1440 Год назад +19

      @@TheShahofIrann their name is "Essence of Stupid, bold of you to make that assumption. 😛

  • @lxxxm
    @lxxxm 5 лет назад +731

    Christmas with Dennis felt like a long lost dream sequence from Twin Peaks

    • @KJCollections
      @KJCollections 5 лет назад +37

      The Christmas special

    • @fatsamurai007
      @fatsamurai007 5 лет назад +24

      That Christmas music you like will be coming back into style.

    • @CorneliusPRhoades
      @CorneliusPRhoades 5 лет назад +10

      Let's Jingle Rock!

    • @bobjuniorman5352
      @bobjuniorman5352 5 лет назад +4

      you’d think Jay would have picked it for best if so

    • @lxxxm
      @lxxxm 5 лет назад +3

      @@christophzeit6282 Lol! Just starts swinging at the Christmas tree aswell before collapsing on the floor with the gas mask

  • @Hyreia
    @Hyreia 5 лет назад +1069

    I unironically really like Dennis. He just genuinely seems to like what he does. He found his thing.

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni 5 лет назад +120

      And the crew don't seem to shit on him for how much he enjoys it, either.

    • @Spender604
      @Spender604 5 лет назад +66

      Agree, he's just doing his thing and it's nothing wrong with it.

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 5 лет назад +12

      The same could be said about Billy too, don't you think?

    • @lulujones
      @lulujones 5 лет назад +165

      @@waltherstolzing9719 idk Billy reeks of desperation, Dennis is just comfortable living out his fifties snowglobe fantasy

    • @juliusjournal
      @juliusjournal 5 лет назад +45

      I bet serial-killers really enjoy what they do too.

  • @AlhazredsGamingGoo
    @AlhazredsGamingGoo 4 года назад +1335

    Christmas with Dennis looks like it was made to be on a TV in the background of a scene in Robocop.

    • @Lark1610
      @Lark1610 4 года назад +64

      AlhazredsGamingGoo Or Twin Peaks.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +22

      Fellow jank-freaks, please to be aware:
      ALL of Dennis' videos are watchable on Yootoob! (for example; try "Partytime with Dennis") 🤣

    • @Glassandcandy
      @Glassandcandy 4 года назад +47

      I *wouldn't* buy that for a dollar.

    • @bena1826
      @bena1826 3 года назад +11

      @@zetetick395 you're a hero. he apparently goes by "dennis awe", for easier searching

    • @RandyHawkeye
      @RandyHawkeye 3 года назад +2

      @@Glassandcandy checked the replies specifically for this thank you

  • @genitur
    @genitur 5 лет назад +3295

    "I love those elderly weirdos." is what people 20 years from now will say about the RLM guys.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 5 лет назад +287

      20 years is generous.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 5 лет назад +195

      They are already mentally elderly, especially Mike with his early dementia

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 5 лет назад +61

      20 years? That's a bit generous

    • @ParadoxapocalypSatan
      @ParadoxapocalypSatan 5 лет назад +41

      Mike could barely stand

    • @mydadshowering2978
      @mydadshowering2978 4 года назад +62

      @@hannibalburgers477 and Rich Evans with his early elderlyness

  • @CranesNotSkyHooks
    @CranesNotSkyHooks 5 лет назад +4738

    I hope Rich Evans knows how universally beloved he is.

    • @ReaperSound
      @ReaperSound 4 года назад +177

      I'm not gay but I'd do it

    • @Hemaglox
      @Hemaglox 4 года назад +136

      sweet, you take Rich and I'll take Mike

    • @Jaskan0
      @Jaskan0 4 года назад +207

      @@ReaperSound I'm hungry for that hot rich meat

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 4 года назад +180

      You mean the world famous co-star from the Ellen show? That rich Evans? Yeah I think he knows.

    • @PazuzusPlayhouse
      @PazuzusPlayhouse 4 года назад +59

      Hemaglox
      I call dibs on Jay!!!

  • @JohnWilliamNowak
    @JohnWilliamNowak 4 года назад +533

    Stallone's mom used to mock her son by pulling that face, and God punished her by freezing her face that way.

    • @samr6609
      @samr6609 3 года назад +20

      Now we can officially say that God punished her by killing her. RIP

    • @nikolademitri731
      @nikolademitri731 2 года назад +21

      she was a serious babe right up until the very end though, huh? I guess vanity and spite are good for you after all.

    • @IsaVarg
      @IsaVarg Год назад +12

      She really wasn’t… her surgeries made her look like a blob. Even when she was young, her being a babe is debatable.

    • @fluffy9071
      @fluffy9071 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@IsaVargthis comment smells man

  • @NealX
    @NealX 5 лет назад +1342

    "Well she's dead."
    - Mike Stoklasa upon seeing elderly woman.

    • @Ryfinius
      @Ryfinius 4 года назад +40

      and after picking up hitch-hikers.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +6

      Sometimes Jay feels like he overdoes those old people jokes because he's saying them to fit in.

    • @williamrodabaugh4315
      @williamrodabaugh4315 4 года назад +5

      Or if they're still alive - "Good for them"

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +3

      Man speaks the hard truths so few of us dare

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 4 года назад +3

      Rest in power, Jackie Stallone.

  • @AnimationCorporation
    @AnimationCorporation 4 года назад +1180

    Rich is just bitter because he's actually in a cursed image.

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 4 года назад +60

      Every frame of video with Rich Evans in it is a cursed image.

    • @stonefreesia6930
      @stonefreesia6930 4 года назад +89

      @@The5lacker *blessed

    • @arieheath7773
      @arieheath7773 4 года назад +41

      Cammie *blursed

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 года назад +18

      He was actually birthed from that image

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +13

      He trapped the curse, within the photo's yellowing frame
      HE IS NOW FREE!!

  • @Itsgriffeys
    @Itsgriffeys 3 года назад +640

    I kinda unironically love christmas with dennis. The wholesome and genuine feel to it comforts my broken soul

    • @ElectricBarrier
      @ElectricBarrier 3 года назад +31

      Same.

    • @darthandrew19905
      @darthandrew19905 2 года назад +15

      My family has turned it into a Christmas season tradition. Just have it playing in the background while you hang out one day!

    • @thetubapoobah8965
      @thetubapoobah8965 2 года назад +32

      Hes still making organ videos to this day, dude just loves what he does and thats kinda amazing

    • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
      @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 года назад +15

      @@thetubapoobah8965 that makes me indescribably happy.

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 4 года назад +371

    RIP Sal Pacino, father of Al Pacino, the man with a name so perfect I thought it was a joke before looking it up

  • @RaSkipper
    @RaSkipper 5 лет назад +1396

    I'd like to imagine that Diamonds & Dragons is a D&D session where the GM is your grandma

    • @pearperapare
      @pearperapare 5 лет назад +66

      Love you Nana Diamond.

    • @DHGameStudios
      @DHGameStudios 5 лет назад +70

      I really hope they cover it at some point. My curiosity is barely containable.

    • @SethTheXenocide
      @SethTheXenocide 5 лет назад +135

      "So your group leaves the cafeteria with the magic pudding cups. You start down the hall back to your rooms."
      "Is Nurse Ratchet on duty? I don't want to take my medicine and she'll force it if she catches us!"
      "Roll for perception. -2 due to cataracts"

    • @bigs5078
      @bigs5078 5 лет назад +56

      I was disappointed when the description on the back was just saying it was a list of 10 songs. I expected it to be an old lady teaching old people about DND.

    • @bZman
      @bZman 5 лет назад +70

      “You rolled a Nat 1, the ogre attacks you with his giant axe but Nana saves you by giving the poor ogre a big hug and a knit blanket, he joins your party.

  • @helpman42k
    @helpman42k 4 года назад +3543

    Christmas with Dennis would be one of the hotel rooms in the Shining.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +55

      Yeah, he's in room 238, right next door to his mum

    • @FillBar
      @FillBar 4 года назад +5

      Probably some Christmas music. Probably.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 4 года назад +24

      @@elijahpierson Do you mean Dennis playing the Wendy Carlos theme, the ending credits song "Midnight, The Stars, & You", or Dennis playing the bartender? I can imagine all three.

    • @Fezwald1
      @Fezwald1 4 года назад +38

      If he’s in that room with the bear that explains why he’s smiling so much when he’s sat behind the keyboard

    • @Trashmancer0
      @Trashmancer0 3 года назад +1

      @@elijahpierson k

  • @theelectricbass3281
    @theelectricbass3281 4 года назад +524

    Dennis Awe! I knew him growing up, my father worked for the Lowrey organ company and did shows with him. He was a family friend

    • @TaCo0oCaT
      @TaCo0oCaT 4 года назад +36

      Flop The Bass Rabbit Got any stories or interesting to share about him? Was he a true entertainer or just narcissistic?

    • @benwilliamson3658
      @benwilliamson3658 4 года назад +114

      Do you have any insight about who’s house he broke into to film it and also how he lost his legs?

    • @RagamuffinGunner13
      @RagamuffinGunner13 4 года назад +72

      Was his real name Dennis B. Cooper?

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 4 года назад

      Ben Williamson 🤣🤣

    • @control_the_pet_population
      @control_the_pet_population 4 года назад +173

      @@TaCo0oCaT Don't want to answer for the OP, but I believe he was at least a semi-well known entertainer in the 60s/70s. At some point in the late 70s/early 80s my grandfather bought an electric organ and taught himself how to play, eventually becoming competent enough to perform all the standard carols on Christmas. While I don't ever recall any Dennis VHS tapes, my grandfather did have a couple of books with Dennis on the cover. They were either sheet music or maybe a "Teach Yourself the Organ" type of thing... don't really recall precise details, been like 35 years... and grandpa, the organ and those books are long gone.
      That said, I only came back to this comment section to find a Dennis comment to reply to... for a good few days after this video first released I was racking my brain trying to remember why he looked so familiar. For awhile I thought it was because he looked like former St.Louis Cardinals catcher Darrell Porter, who I remember from childhood baseball cards... But then just about 20 minutes ago it randomly came to me while I was sitting on the throne... HE WAS FROM GRANDPA'S MUSIC BOOKS!!!! ...and just wanted to share.

  • @zvonimirbrekalo1291
    @zvonimirbrekalo1291 5 лет назад +225

    From Dennis's website
    To call Dennis Awe an ultimate entertainer is like saying Fred Astaire could dance!

  • @lowesbrown1986
    @lowesbrown1986 5 лет назад +190

    "What's the name of that one movie?" Someone asked
    "*insert movie title*" said Jay Bauman to no one's surprise

  • @AdamLinkous
    @AdamLinkous 5 лет назад +97

    Rich yelling "No!" at the Water Cycle segment reminded me of the sound a cat makes when you give it a bath

  • @adiversion9413
    @adiversion9413 4 года назад +1838

    "Commercial Surrealism" is an absolutely great term, Rich.

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 4 года назад +113

      When he's not suffering abuse, Rich can bring some cool stuff to the table

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 4 года назад +5

      @@Sorrelhas Uh, why is your profile picture an upside-down OK sign? No reason, just curious.

    • @WaifuDiver
      @WaifuDiver 4 года назад +44

      @@MrPiccoloku Oh you looked at it. Now he punches you in the arm 'cuz you looked at it. It's a dumb kids' game circa late 2000's - early 2010's. You make that gesture below your waist and try to get your friends to look at it and if they do you punch them in the arm. Why he made that his profile pic I have no idea.

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 4 года назад

      I legit love the style.

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 года назад +6

      @@MrPiccoloku gottem

  • @TheWhitestZangetsuYouKnow
    @TheWhitestZangetsuYouKnow 5 лет назад +364

    "Christmas with Dennis" is listed on Amazon. Shockingly, it's out of stock.

    • @nathanwalker7983
      @nathanwalker7983 5 лет назад +79

      The RLM effect has already set in lol

    • @7superdaimajin
      @7superdaimajin 5 лет назад +16

      Is it available on Blu Ray yet or just DVD?

    • @DirtyFrigginHarry
      @DirtyFrigginHarry 4 года назад +19

      It seems he's been making them every year since this. the last 5 years or so are available

    • @daydreamglitterbug3439
      @daydreamglitterbug3439 4 года назад +4

      I checked and oh my word Shake it Up America and Energy and Me are there too for some reason

    • @daydreamglitterbug3439
      @daydreamglitterbug3439 4 года назад +1

      But Energy and Me is a CD and you can stream it apparently?

  • @ectofriend
    @ectofriend 4 года назад +273

    That Christmas tape feels like you threw David Lynch, John Waters and Charlie Brown into a blender.

  • @dooleh84
    @dooleh84 4 года назад +94

    Stallone probably had to yell "stop, or my mom will shoot!" in real life more than a couple of times.

  • @niallglynn3566
    @niallglynn3566 5 лет назад +270

    "I love those elderly weirdos" - me describing Red Letter Media

  • @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams
    @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams 5 лет назад +542

    Hey legit props to Rich for building the wheel sturdy enough to survive 2000 pounds slamming down onto it. That's quality craftsmanship!

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад +15

      I was seriously expecting it to crumble under the weight of it.

    • @sinman1968
      @sinman1968 3 года назад +69

      The true weight of the Sentry Safe model SFW205CZB: 124.8 lbs.
      Poor Mike and Rich struggled to raise 125 pounds with hardware store pulleys. Either that or they're incredible physical actors.

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 3 года назад +26

      @@sinman1968 probably both

    • @NateTheScot
      @NateTheScot 3 года назад +15

      @@sinman1968 They were pretending lol

    • @brittnar
      @brittnar 2 года назад +31

      @@sinman1968 I don’t think they’re using pulleys, it looks like they just threw the ropes to the ceiling beams. Maybe Billy B should have done a song about the benefits of block and tackle because then that might’ve helped the guys lift the safe

  • @ComradeRemus
    @ComradeRemus 3 года назад +411

    There's a moment in here where Rich clearly goes to do a second take after mispronouncing a name, but the editor just leaves the entire thing in with no cuts.
    >Edited by Mike Stoklasa
    Ah.

    • @its1899
      @its1899 3 года назад +7

      time stamp?

    • @ComradeRemus
      @ComradeRemus 3 года назад +19

      @@its1899 1:02:10

    • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
      @John_Smith_Dumfugg 2 года назад +14

      You don't throw gold in the trash when it presents itself to you

  • @lividsphincter4098
    @lividsphincter4098 5 лет назад +227

    I can't believe it's been 20 years of wheel of the worst already

    • @joeschmoe9863
      @joeschmoe9863 5 лет назад +23

      *84 years

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 5 лет назад +31

      And 19 years of "the last wheel of the worst ever"

  • @AlL-tk6kw
    @AlL-tk6kw 5 лет назад +269

    5:56 Rich "I get one phonecall a year, god damn it" Evans everybody

    • @JSK1121
      @JSK1121 4 года назад +27

      Alex Lakis another funeral?

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 года назад +3

      It's been at least a year.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +7

      Yeah
      and it's just the baffled guy replying from the "Tales from Genesis Space" prank-call :(

  • @presleydejean4638
    @presleydejean4638 4 года назад +159

    Rest in peace to One of the final members of the Silver Foxes
    Jacqueline Frances Stallone who died on September 21, 2020

    • @cer_eal
      @cer_eal 3 года назад +4

      Holy shit that was my 21st birthday

    • @JJ-sq1fv
      @JJ-sq1fv 3 года назад +18

      @@cer_eal happy birthday
      🎉 🥳 🎂 🎈

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 3 года назад +7

      do you remember?

    • @BlackGateofMordor
      @BlackGateofMordor 3 года назад +23

      I swear every time they say a celebrity is still alive on BOTW they're dead in a year.

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 2 года назад +7

      @@BlackGateofMordor It's the *CURSE OF THE WOIRST*

  • @nowheredan27
    @nowheredan27 5 лет назад +434

    Mike's unmotivated fear of the elderly strikes again.

    • @AlexRango
      @AlexRango 5 лет назад +12

      @K19 you said it yourself, essentially children
      how hard is it to punch a child in the face?

    • @pictureofacat9525
      @pictureofacat9525 5 лет назад +4

      @K19 they also have the strengh of a child, at least most of them.

    • @pearperapare
      @pearperapare 5 лет назад +35

      It is a manifestation of the fear of the inescapable reality of death. His fear of the elderly is merely his fear of his own old age, which ever looms beyond the horizon.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 5 лет назад +1

      I am also afraid of myself.

    • @markpfeffer7487
      @markpfeffer7487 5 лет назад +5

      @@pictureofacat9525 spoken like someone who's never been on the receiving end of old man strength.

  • @Shinigamimon434
    @Shinigamimon434 5 лет назад +138

    This just in: Benedict Cumberbatch has dropped Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness for the Christmas With Dennis remake

  • @allluckyseven
    @allluckyseven 5 лет назад +404

    Dennis and his sister play with their organs in: Double Exposure.

  • @Phos9
    @Phos9 4 года назад +757

    “Energy and me” seems to be an attempt to make atheist gospel music.

    • @DesertSun0
      @DesertSun0 4 года назад +21

      And Symphony of Science is it's highly evolved modern descendant.

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 года назад

      Or agnostic

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 года назад +10

      Interesting that you equate science with atheism. Anyway yes, the songs suck

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +4

      "White people ruin everything!" J Packard

    • @zetetik
      @zetetik 4 года назад +4

      @@PangolinMontanari It would be interesting if you didn't.

  • @IngramOfMichigan
    @IngramOfMichigan 5 лет назад +209

    “Billy B. Swingin’ From A Tree” really sounds like a song Billy B. would sing though

    • @dr.funkenstein9790
      @dr.funkenstein9790 5 лет назад +2

      A tree formed by photosynthesis action

    • @uselessDM
      @uselessDM 5 лет назад +2

      It's an educational song about the pendulum effect.

  • @MegaFat1
    @MegaFat1 5 лет назад +203

    "Is he going to thrust!?" - Rich Evans

    • @BwooHuraca
      @BwooHuraca 5 лет назад +3

      At first glance I read that as Rich "is he going to thrust!?" Evans.
      I guess I was really hoping...

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад

      I think they'd have exploded if the santa had done the same move.

  • @mikedibble3340
    @mikedibble3340 5 лет назад +114

    "Shoot the rodeo", and now "commercial surrealism." Keep it up with the terms, guys! These are great!

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +20

      I like Rich's "Coupon Shot" (as opposed to "Money Shot") 🤣

  • @SmeggmaMan
    @SmeggmaMan 5 лет назад +185

    I want Christmas with Rich Evans.
    Edit: I want Rich Evans FOR Christmas

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 5 лет назад +4

      I think there is alot tender meat on that bone

    • @jogymogy3691
      @jogymogy3691 5 лет назад +3

      Rich Evans Birthday should be an holiday like christmas. But instead of two days, it should last a whole week.

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 5 лет назад

      @@Phoenix0F8 indeed all that shac meat

  • @joshuamoore8560
    @joshuamoore8560 4 года назад +191

    Okay, I've listened to "The Unintelligible Song" from Energy & Me several times now and I think I have the lyrics down:
    "It's accept'ble/what the Copts 'sis
    If you know/No means No
    Patti Do-a-doable, dap-a-doable
    What's a coffin? Dap-a-do-a-doable!
    (Dap-a-douabaaaaaaa..)"
    This MEANS something. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 4 года назад +10

      Joshua Moore I thought you were serious at first and then I just busted out laughing . This is a great comment

    • @joshuamoore8560
      @joshuamoore8560 4 года назад +7

      You honor me, friends. And the Copts, whatever they did to warrant mention in an otherwise incomprehensible song.

    • @thomasnaporano9822
      @thomasnaporano9822 2 года назад +2

      I feel like I’m on a watchlist now after reading this.

  • @whitneydouglas4794
    @whitneydouglas4794 5 лет назад +71

    "Positive." -Rich Evans letting Mike know he's going to be a dad.

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 5 лет назад +15

      Congratulations, it's a tumour.

    • @HiDesert004
      @HiDesert004 5 лет назад +10

      Whitney Douglas I thought it was for AAIIIIIIDDDDSSSS.

    • @hulktopf5031
      @hulktopf5031 5 лет назад +4

      Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaawd

    • @kingoftehwalrus77
      @kingoftehwalrus77 5 лет назад +4

      His child is the pizza bear.

  • @Ajlez
    @Ajlez 4 года назад +86

    "IS HE GONNA THRUST!?!"

  •  4 года назад +121

    "Did I say Stone again?"
    * nods *
    "Ah"
    They don't even care anymore

  • @TheSingularitarian
    @TheSingularitarian 5 лет назад +299

    "Did you get your test results?"
    "... positive."
    I love you guys. Thank you for giving me a glimpse into your weird little world.

    • @jackkain7141
      @jackkain7141 4 года назад +8

      I was expecting them to reference the "Don't let AIDS catch you!" video, and how it was too late and it had already caught him or something.

    • @ParadoxapocalypSatan
      @ParadoxapocalypSatan 4 года назад +9

      We'll always have this video to remind us of the time when everything was alright

    • @samuvahakangas4895
      @samuvahakangas4895 4 года назад +4

      But is it AIDS or Diabetes?

    • @SharkLizard
      @SharkLizard 3 года назад

      @@samuvahakangas4895 He'd already been diagnosed with those when this was shot. I'm betting either MS or Osteoporosis.

    • @domm138
      @domm138 Год назад +1

      two months later, we got the covid pandemic
      curse of the worst strikes again

  • @neilokeefe9647
    @neilokeefe9647 5 лет назад +150

    "commercial surrealism" sounds like a topic for somebody's PhD thesis

    • @akyde1552
      @akyde1552 5 лет назад +13

      @@CrasterFamily Lmao I love how the weird liberal arts student boogeyman character changes over the years. Not just a philosophy major anymore - now he's a smarmy communist writing about commercial surrealism! I'd really like to know more about this character. Do they also drink expensive coffee with strange names? What's their favourite plant-based milk?

    • @akyde1552
      @akyde1552 5 лет назад +5

      @@CrasterFamily yeah that's the biggest misconception around liberal arts though, that you're supposed to get a job title the same as your major all the time. Nobody is employed as a philosopher, but plenty of people use that knowledge to inform their careers in other fields. AFAIK philosophy is one of the most common backgrounds for successful entrepreneurs and the like. Discouraging people from engaging with entire disciplines that essentially underpin like all of western culture because of some boring academics writing pointless social critiques is silly and the weird utilitarian takes on higher education are going to bring this world to pitiful Brave New World level shithole a lot faster than if we just let the occasional pseud do their thing in peace.

  • @SamCarlier
    @SamCarlier 3 года назад +28

    Mike’s excitement when it landed on Christmas with Dennis is adorable

  • @Kisielator
    @Kisielator 5 лет назад +346

    Diamonds and Dragons sounds like a subtitle of a Yakuza game

    • @Dorumon281
      @Dorumon281 4 года назад +32

      And I could see Kiryu in that outfit no doubt

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 года назад

      Or a DLC expansion

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 4 года назад +3

      Dai ya mondo no ryu!!

    • @diobrando2845
      @diobrando2845 4 года назад +1

      *KIRYU-CHAAAAN!*

  • @davidhudson8428
    @davidhudson8428 5 лет назад +35

    Dennis reminds me of Hugh Laurie playing the piano on A Bit of Fry and Laurie.

  • @djh491
    @djh491 5 лет назад +41

    Mike felt more joy than he's ever felt,in years when he realized the wheel was going to land on Christmas with Dennis.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 4 года назад +46

    Ya know this episode will hold a special place in my heart. It came out right while I decided to just not go to my college class for the first time. I was just burnt that day and sat in the library and chilled out. This video made the time go by. I drew a girl with big milkers thank you goodnight.

    • @Denly1990
      @Denly1990 2 года назад +3

      The "B" in Billy B. stands for Big Mommy Milkies

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 9 месяцев назад

      🫡

  • @razzamatronic9882
    @razzamatronic9882 5 лет назад +77

    Their tangent about the father warming himself in his car using a big screen TV floored me

    • @NealX
      @NealX 5 лет назад +6

      "Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow."
      - Homer Simpson

  • @gargooletz
    @gargooletz 5 лет назад +20

    I'm amazed how sturdy the wheel was. Real craftsmanship.

  • @TheChaoscard
    @TheChaoscard 5 лет назад +87

    "Christmas With Dennis" sounds like an SCP come to life.

    • @CptPanda29
      @CptPanda29 4 года назад +4

      What if Black Mirror's White Christmas was that?

    • @finscontingencyplan7005
      @finscontingencyplan7005 4 года назад +7

      He gets progressively more bloodied and unintelligible. If you try to turn off the tape before it ends, your head blows up.

  • @lfricmunuc4534
    @lfricmunuc4534 5 лет назад +86

    The height of the wheel's table is about 0.9 metres by comparing to Mike's groin at 9:56. I will add 100 mm for the raised centre, i.e. 1 m. The 2000 lb safe (~907 kg) is hauled up about twice the height of the table at 1:11:02, i.e. 2 m.
    So, the safe has a potential energy of the following relative to the table's top as a reference.
    U = mgh = (907 kg)x(9.8 ms^-2)x(2 m) ~= 17.777 kJ
    So, the safe has about this much kinetic energy at impact, as the potential energy is converted to it.
    The velocity can thus be found:
    K = (mv^2)/2
    v = sqrt(2K/m) = sqrt(2(17.777 kJ)/(907 kg)) = 6.261 ms^-1 (or m/s, if you prefer)
    For the backwards Americans, that is about 1232.480 ft/min.
    The impact force can be found by the work-energy principle; alternatively, one could find the weight-force.
    Fs = W = K'-K
    F = K/s = (17.777 kJ)/(2 m) ~= 8.889 kN (i.e. kilo-Newtons)
    Which is about 1998.327 pounds-force.
    Check my calculations, where needed.

    • @FunkBastid
      @FunkBastid 5 лет назад +8

      Your mom gay

    • @PheePeaAnimation
      @PheePeaAnimation 5 лет назад +14

      Simone The Digger that’s albert einstein you belligerent fool

    • @North33A
      @North33A 5 лет назад

      @@PheePeaAnimation I thought it was Lieutenant Ivan

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 5 лет назад +1

      (_)(_)::::::::::::::D~~

    • @grahamvert8174
      @grahamvert8174 5 лет назад +5

      How do you know the exact height of Mike's groin?

  • @currentquiet9591
    @currentquiet9591 5 лет назад +512

    Harry= true neutral
    Sal= chaotic good
    Jackie= lawful evil
    Lorrie= lawful neutral

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld 3 года назад +55

      Sal is lawful drunk

    • @hytrebitch
      @hytrebitch Год назад +2

      nice ror pfp :)

    • @BumbleBee-uq4jr
      @BumbleBee-uq4jr Год назад +1

      listening to drunk 45 year olds talk about shitty movies while in a 4 hour god run is my favourite

  • @PazuChill
    @PazuChill 5 лет назад +46

    "I think you're a winner" was the funniest.

  • @kevinzurek3431
    @kevinzurek3431 5 лет назад +43

    "It doesn't have to be Christmas, it could be right now."
    Lord I know, here in Minnesota at 36 degrees.

  • @codyreynolds2400
    @codyreynolds2400 5 лет назад +126

    Allies in Transition sounds like it could be covering a different topic than death.

  • @ave4060
    @ave4060 4 года назад +39

    "We think it's gonna be an elderly swingers video..."
    I realize now that this was just wishful thinking on Mike's part.

  • @oskararnarson
    @oskararnarson 5 лет назад +56

    "Don't worry if you're not following the exercises perfectly" killed me... completely lost it.

  • @GenophefeElisabeth
    @GenophefeElisabeth 4 года назад +326

    I think it's reeeally cool that they love Breath of the Wild so much they advertise it with those big glowing letters in every video.

    • @jacksmith3148
      @jacksmith3148 4 года назад +20

      This doesn't deserve to have gone 7 months without someone telling you it's very funny, so let me be the one to say it

    • @GenophefeElisabeth
      @GenophefeElisabeth 4 года назад +8

      @@jacksmith3148 Haha, cheers, man! :)

    • @EnvyMachinery
      @EnvyMachinery 4 года назад +6

      Don't be ridiculous. We all know it really stands for Bottom of the Well.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 года назад +10

      I remember being annoyed when I could no longer lazily type "BOTW" into RUclips for a quick fix of RLM content

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 года назад +3

      @@janeeyre1990 I remember when RDJ started meaning that guy who played Iron Man instead of Aphex Twin.

  • @7superdaimajin
    @7superdaimajin 5 лет назад +100

    "How are you doing back there, Sal?"
    "Hoo-ah!"

  • @WingedBagels
    @WingedBagels 5 лет назад +11

    It's so fun to celebrate the annual final episode of wheel of the worst

  • @BetterOnichThanSorry
    @BetterOnichThanSorry 4 года назад +146

    Billy B. is still alive and you can hire him according to his website.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +72

      For what, escort services?

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +5

      Some people just don't know when to quit.
      (or indeed when to not start at all) :S

    • @MicahBBurke
      @MicahBBurke 4 года назад +37

      Apparently his son was killed in Afghanistan in 2009. Weird stuff you find out on the internet. Seems like he enjoys his songs.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +28

      Micah Burke that’s one of those “I have no idea what to do with this knowledge” factoids

    • @halberdsturgeon8775
      @halberdsturgeon8775 4 года назад +17

      I think you're meant to momentarily feel shitty for randomly being a dick to a human being that's experienced real tragedy, then immediately forget all about the whole thing

  • @Aaron-mj9ie
    @Aaron-mj9ie 5 лет назад +61

    "Professional Not-Entertaineders" is the perfect way to describe this crew. Shit, that could have been the name of the channel!

  • @matthewdaub
    @matthewdaub Год назад +5

    Robin Williams mom just looks like she's happy to be there and I respect that.

  • @SGresponse
    @SGresponse 5 лет назад +47

    "Why did we put it on the wheel?"
    Caus Rich Evans needs to earn his paycheck - that's why!

  • @WildDieWoodard
    @WildDieWoodard 5 лет назад +28

    "This is gonna be another TUMS festival moment, my friend."

  • @Cybeldar
    @Cybeldar 5 лет назад +243

    So was "straight talk about aids" supposed to be a pun back then?

    • @xograyce
      @xograyce 5 лет назад +33

      That didn't even cross my mind.. I'm surprised the guys didn't make a joke about that..

    • @Hyreia
      @Hyreia 5 лет назад +4

      That's what I thought too.

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 5 лет назад +16

      @Mathieu Champagne and Rich Evans. Played by Charlie Sheen.

    • @Gustavozxd13
      @Gustavozxd13 5 лет назад +8

      @Mathieu Champagne "back then"

    • @Cybeldar
      @Cybeldar 5 лет назад +17

      @Mathieu Champagne back then it was considered a gay disease. Of course we know now anyone can get it.

  • @TheOnlyCarupa
    @TheOnlyCarupa Год назад +8

    I don't at all feel weird that I have watched this episode upwards of 10 times because it is so incredible.

  • @KJCollections
    @KJCollections 5 лет назад +36

    "In my hand I hold a pencil I write these words with this utensil. It's made of wood grown by a tree and photosynthetic activity" is the new chant for my cult

  • @ericv00
    @ericv00 5 лет назад +46

    I'm going to have Dennismas with Christ.

  • @AntiFreak321
    @AntiFreak321 10 месяцев назад +4

    Jacklyn Stallone died in 2020 one month after her 99TH birthday. I kinda hoped shed make a hundret.

  • @Weazel1
    @Weazel1 Год назад +5

    Holy crap, having just rewatched this for the the first time in a while, I just noticed that this is the first time that Therapy Plus showed up. I was so quick, I’m not surprised the guys didn’t remember it when they watched the actual how to tape years later.

  • @lucebreaks
    @lucebreaks 3 года назад +48

    Jackie Stallone was the only one that survived, having passed away this year, that means there are no more silver foxes still around.
    at least from that tape

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 2 года назад +1

      Unless one or more of them are trapped as earthbound ghosts. For all we know the two ladies could be starring in a ghostly version of The Odd Couple that no one is recording.

  • @RustyMuck
    @RustyMuck 4 года назад +15

    Hearing Rich cry "NOOOOOOOOO!!" at 24:40 is like hearing an angle sing

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe 4 года назад +3

      Angles sing well at more than 23 degrees, too.

    • @ericfisher1360
      @ericfisher1360 4 года назад +1

      @@RegularCupOfJoe I think they are trying to flatter Rich because they think he is acute.

  • @KeiferMac
    @KeiferMac 4 года назад +8

    I played Christmas with Dennis at my family's Christmas Day party. I sat there in front of the TV quietly watching. Friends and family walked by with puzzled looks on their faces. Then I called everybody over for the Santa scene. 'Nuff said.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 5 лет назад +65

    6:11 He got the results of the test back.
    He DEFINITELY has breast cancer

    • @timd3469
      @timd3469 5 лет назад +7

      I thought it was, "He DEFINITELY has breasts".

    • @orvilleredenpiller338
      @orvilleredenpiller338 5 лет назад +2

      [Obligatory Aaaaaaiiiids joke]

    • @zomg1337h4x
      @zomg1337h4x 5 лет назад +3

      How's your sex life?

    • @towelie5127
      @towelie5127 5 лет назад +1

      well, rip rich evans then.
      it kills around 98 percent of the male patients that get it.
      ( because usually men get themselves diagnosed too late)
      (don't forget to bring a towel)

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 5 лет назад

      @@towelie5127 Um...are you familiar with the movie 'The Room'?

  • @robertdullnig3625
    @robertdullnig3625 5 лет назад +42

    At my house , the rule is no Christmas with Dennis before Thanksgiving.

  • @GroovierSpace
    @GroovierSpace 4 года назад +23

    I started crying from laughter when Sal Pacino decided to go off on his own. This shit is too good

  • @EdsLorraine
    @EdsLorraine 5 лет назад +102

    Jay: “Here comes the rain.”
    Josh: “again.”
    Me: “FALLING ON MY HEAD LIKE A MEMORY.”

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 года назад +2

      Yes! I hoping they would make a joke about the song

  • @JoeChillton
    @JoeChillton 5 лет назад +51

    I saw Christmas with Dennis once.. ..
    He and his bird sister tried to make their fake dad give up money.

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 лет назад +1

      ... What?

    • @Mersault26
      @Mersault26 5 лет назад +2

      @@EuroRhodes They're fake dad is very short and dense.

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 лет назад +2

      I can't believe I didn't think of iasip when I read this, even after reading other comments related to it. This was very DENSE of me.

  • @sethtaylor721
    @sethtaylor721 4 года назад +14

    Can you imagine a world where Rich Evans’ laugh wasn’t widely known.

    • @sethtaylor721
      @sethtaylor721 3 года назад

      @@vitorafmonteiro not a single lie detected.

  • @MylesMusic94
    @MylesMusic94 5 лет назад +93

    Denis sounds like he’s trying to suppress a Boston accent

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 4 года назад +16

      Myles MAN i picked up on that too. He sounds like one of the Kennedys, especially when he says Gene Autry. No one talks like that in the States.

    • @lawrenceibbetson4890
      @lawrenceibbetson4890 4 года назад +6

      As a Boston resident, I agree

  • @DinosaurFan88
    @DinosaurFan88 4 года назад +4

    That "Energy And Me" song really does sound like a Crash Bandicoot music track with lyrics put over it.

  • @GdotHost
    @GdotHost 4 года назад +8

    44:42 Haha, this lady in the background wearing a large coat and hat confusedly watching these people dancing in the street with no coats on in the middle of winter is great. Thanks for the video!

  • @grimcharades213
    @grimcharades213 5 лет назад +17

    I’m shocked Rich finally caved and got a smartphone

  • @19JAKEtheSNAKE99
    @19JAKEtheSNAKE99 5 лет назад +20

    20:38 Mike genuinely wondering if he's having a stroke

  • @McCammalot
    @McCammalot 5 лет назад +21

    It kinda looks like Jackie Stallone just *applied her lipstick* that way.

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 5 лет назад +52

    Billy B looks like he wants to tell me about free money from the government.

  • @braveladder1682
    @braveladder1682 4 года назад +6

    From to time, the hook from "Energy and Me" pops into my head.

  • @bobbycox5210
    @bobbycox5210 5 лет назад +15

    Christmas With Dennis was filmed at The Overlook

  • @MartinBryan
    @MartinBryan Год назад +4

    Little did Jay know that soon their fans would be saying “I love those elderly weirdos”

  • @TheLeggedOne
    @TheLeggedOne 5 лет назад +8

    A new video from my favorite professional not-entertaineders

  • @KnowledgeJunkie
    @KnowledgeJunkie 5 лет назад +13

    The "B" of "Billy B" was BRENNAN because this is the dad from the Wormania! video!

    • @KG_Thunder
      @KG_Thunder 5 лет назад

      Spent the whole video yelling at the screen for them to recognize him. Beanie Babies video all over again.

  • @DreamwalkerFilms
    @DreamwalkerFilms 4 года назад +2

    One of my favorite episodes, between Rich's observation of "let that be it" on the abbreviated Santa appearance as well as his total meltdown when the narrator comes into the Silver Foxes video, never gets old

  • @lostnhollow
    @lostnhollow 5 лет назад +74

    "I dont want these white teens telling me about cash"-Mike stoklasa

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 5 лет назад +2

      _ Bug
      Jesus Christ...

    • @lostnhollow
      @lostnhollow 5 лет назад +6

      @@Bug582 someone needs to take their brain medicine

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 лет назад

      @@lostnhollow Yeah, indeeeed. *looks at you condescendingly with hands idly resting on hips*

    • @lostnhollow
      @lostnhollow 5 лет назад +1

      @@EuroRhodes guess I'm going to have to stay after class

    • @EuroRhodes
      @EuroRhodes 5 лет назад

      I'll make sure to give you a good paddlin' with a ruler, lad.

  • @redundant6972
    @redundant6972 5 лет назад +54

    Everyone looks like they've been recently diagnosed with stage 4 Leukemia this episode

  • @tremapar
    @tremapar Год назад +4

    56:53 marking this for periodic visits 😂

  • @m136a1
    @m136a1 5 лет назад +80

    Seriously, no credit given for Rich Evans pronouncing translucent correctly?
    I'm shocked and appalled!

    • @xograyce
      @xograyce 5 лет назад +10

      He subverted my expectations!

    • @jogymogy3691
      @jogymogy3691 5 лет назад

      Outrageous, indeed!!!

  • @edwardhelms
    @edwardhelms 4 года назад +3

    I doubt Dennis is still alive, but I bet he would love the fact he brought joy to half a million viewers.

    • @edwardhelms
      @edwardhelms 4 года назад

      Never mind. He's actually an enormous sell out. Like, normally I wouldn't begrudge someone for hawking their shit, but he is shameless with it

  • @tsuikagura
    @tsuikagura 3 года назад +6

    Had to understand this phenomenon... and this Billy B is basically the 'how to plan a princess party' male version. Taken from his website directly, quote...
    ''Billy's music and unique interaction with live performance backdrops has earned him a reputation in 46 States and 3 Canadian Provinces. Whether it is for an audience of 3500 kids and parents, a performance for 5th graders at a National Geographic Bioblitz, or a special appearance at a school near you - Billy's animated style engages audiences of all sizes and ages. His wide variety of entertaining shows are available for viewing, lyrics are downloadable, and all original songs can be *conveniently purchased* ''

    • @deadNightwatchman
      @deadNightwatchman Год назад

      Which 4 states are safe?

    • @DoYouFearTheBeanMan
      @DoYouFearTheBeanMan Год назад

      @@deadNightwatchman I just checked the website. He’s spread. Only two (unnamed) states remain.
      o7