"White chick born into a wealthy Jewish family decided buying Oscars for her poor acting is too boring so decided to become a Bond supervillain for shiks & giggles"...
@@KasumiRINA Now I personally haven't found anything wrong with her acting, especially how she can act like not a total manipulative nutcase when she's in the Marvel movies.
@@marianatheschizoid5912 Well, I mean technically everyone puts human blood in their face... Through our veins and stuff as it flows through the body, keeping crap oxygenated.
Woah woah I think she was reading me. It’s my birthday this week and I married shrek (a man who surgically altered himself to become shrek) and and a donkey as my best man! Then we had a honeymoon in Mexico! I don’t know how she read me in the past through the tv but woah
Medium also be like: "I'm gonna throw out every random idea I can think of, you tell me if any of them work for you, and then I'll proceed with more obvious guess work." *Five hours later* Producer be like: "OMG, YOU WERE READING ME AND MY DESIRE NOT TO MAKE THIS SHOW LOOK LIKE OBVIOUS DOGSHIT" *Breaks down in tears as Gwyn's illusion of shittery is dispelled before her very eyes*
That's a technique called Shotgunning. It's where they randomly throw shit out in the hopes that they hit something accurate. There are more techniques, such as rainbow ruse, where they say things that are true of literally everyone.
@@nicholasboes8592 Yup. And good "psychics" are really subtle about it. This one feels like she just started a week before they shot, and hasn't figured out how to properly read people to best fire off what's most likely to resonate quickly. The fact that they scapegoated to a producer is hilariously telling that they were blatantly trying to save face.
"if you look at the goop team, they are all carrying enormous amounts of pain and loss.." "And that is how we hire them, we look for the most emotionally vulnerable and susceptible people. You know... like a cult"
"The body doesn't end at the skin" Oh yeah I've played Dark Souls. Your hit box is actually a 6 ft sq box around you. In fact MOST players are forcibly aware of this.
@@cameronyager9221 Except most psychics at least try to hide it by saying shit like 'I'm feeling that you're worried about your father, am I right?' This bitch is just straight up asking 'So does Shrek mean anything to you? No? Okay, how about donkeys? No? Okay, does anyone you know have a birthday in June? No? Okay, how about Mexico? No? Okay...'
She did get her p̶͍͕̯̼͍̯̩͇̖̓͛̅̀̑̒̎̔͛̑́̋̉͋̃͝l̵̢͓̏̔̋̄́̕͝à̴̛͇̖͔͙̎͐̈́́͊̇̄͂́̐͐͝s̸͉̳͕̭̬̤̱̅͋̊̅̋̾̀̂̏̍͂̀̌̇̈̚͜͜m̴̡̢̦͕̖͕̜͚̥̻͂͐̀̓͝á̴̫͎̮̜̥̰̹̯̀̆̓͛͒͜ smeared on her face. That said, getting a needle full of your blood centrifuged and partially smeared on your face is just a useless waste of time when compared to nearly freezing to death for your boss.
Breaking News; Famous Gweneth Paltro’s goop company entire staff all drank liquid nitrogen thinking it could cure cancer. Before they died they convinced 1,000 fricken idiots to drink some liquid nitrogen as well. The earth saved as the stupidest people offed themselves from their own stupidity.
Gwyn comes across almost as if she is a student, going through her high school years. A teenager or young adult trying in desperation and likely failing in her attempt to complete an essay using the necessary number of words in order to pass said essay.
I only just now took the time to read the wrongful death waiver at 3:12 that Jon's team meticulously wrote, and every instance of death and injury mentioned in the first paragraph is a reference to the Workplace Saftey video
@@SeenAGreatLight You know 'Print' is an actual hand written font, right? Print and Script. Script is cursive, and Print is non-cursive or 'regular' writing.
Jon: “Until further notice, the show is going to be taking place here in my basement”. *doesn’t upload again until the pandemic is over and returns to the original set*
Gwyneth and Elise seem to fit that stereotype where there's a head popular girl and a sidekick girl who idolizes the head girl but also harbours so much resentment towards her to a T
I can't be the only one who is unsettled by Elise. Her eyes are like dead and soulless, they have no expression, they never change. There's something that's just incredibly disturbing about it.
Cue the Caddicarus skit XD Game - "Lucy has a birthday coming up!" 1 - "Ooh! I have a birthday coming!" 2 - "Me too!" 1 - "Me too!" 3- "I also have a birthday coming up!" 2- "Me too!" 1 - "~squeal~" (Dalmatians 3 episode.)
As a Dutch man I have a little update on Wim Hof. He’s going to court because a teenager drowned after doing some off his condition training in cold water. He’s been also recently linked to the deaths off atleast 13 people who drowned in cold water to follow his methods. Dutch health experts also call him a massive threat to people’s lifes. Great marketing for Goop in my opinion.
If he has good intentions, and I think he has. I don't see a reason to jail him. He doesn't force his method on others, people follow him on their own risk.
@@ryuunosuk3 If you present yourself as an authority (he does) and advertise your methods as proven and successful (he does), you have to put a lot of effort into making it explicitly clear what the risks are and how to perform the methods to minimize them, precisely so that this doesn't happen.
@@bigchungus6827 I don't know, who decides what constitutes a "lot of effort"? What if he put a lot of effort but people died anyway because of external factors (like their own inexperience or something)? It's subjective. Just leave the man, and if you don't want people doing what he's doing, then explain why what he's doing is bad and that's it..
Not gonna lie I would’ve watched the show if she actually did all of the stuff with the other people to laugh at her trying all that bullshit thinking it would actually work.
Every time Elise talks to Gwyneth she sounds so passive aggressive and jealous. Like every comment is a "discreet" slight against her boss and I love it
@@mindsetpower5712 Liberals aren't the people who regularly talk to an invisible man for moral advice and follow barbaric nonsense from desert primitives as gospel.
Elise: “Oh, the staff volunteered themselves!” Anna: “this is the craziest thing I’ve been *ASKED* to do for Goop.” So did they volunteer willingly or were they told to do it??
"Oh shit she's not going along with it." "Cut out the footage." "No wait i have an idea, bring in the associate producer." *begins to cry over a Donkey*
@@mr.octopusfisherson3600 he leaves you sitting out for months then hits you with onea deeze! its honestly pretty great when they come xp he is probably the only youtuber who ive been subbed to for years who can consistently get me to full on laugh ,and it not be in a cheap "try not to laugh challenge" type of way where youre just laughing at both the vid theyre watching and the effort theyre taking not to laugh themselves
*Cold reading* Cold reading is one of the most important tools a fake psychic can have. It is the art of tricking marks into giving you specific information about themselves or their families that you then pretend you knew ahead of time. The primary tactic is "guessing" something that sounds specific but is actually overwhelmingly likely to be correct for a massive number of people, such as "an older man in your family has heart trouble". Almost every cold-reader will rely chiefly or entirely on this one trick alone. The other tactic is "multiple outs": speak ambiguously and let the mark selectively interpret, or say many things at once and go with whichever one is "right". This is riskier because it only works if the mark is cooperative. Smart psychics will not rely too much on this. Jackson is not a smart psychic. As an example of combining both, "a child is having trouble at school" covers both academic difficulties and bullying. No schoolchild in the world is free of both of those things, and you didn't specify which one you meant, so it is a safe guess to try to look psychic. Jackson is easily able to fool all of the bimbos who _aren't_ skeptics: • She does not name a specific person. All of the traits she selects for, she is "right" if _anyone in the person's family or friend network_ arguably fits the bill. The mark determines whether all traits must match one person, or if the traits can distribute across multiple people. • Her sensing of "a female figure" means she is aware that she herself and about 50% of the world population exist. Also, she is working with a scam company that is near-exclusively staffed by and specifically targets women. Everyone she talks to is skewed in favor of having a close relationship with female family members. • E-L or "el" sounding feminine names include Isabelle, Amelia, Elizabeth, Belle... it is one of the most common sounds in female names ever • Thanks to the birthday problem, the chance that any given day is close to "an upcoming birthday" of _somebody in the family_ is astronomically high. But she is helpless against Anna, Denier of Minds, who doesn't cooperate with her one bit: • She gives herself multiple outs with twins / Gemini / two-back-to-back in the hopes that Anna, Speaker of Nos will accept any creative interpretation of these as an accurate read. Of note, Gemini is the third most common Zodiac sign in the United States. • She gives herself _almost infinite_ outs with the condition: experience related to (funny story OR picture OR donkey OR Shrek OR trip to Mexico). Anna, She of Stone Face does not sell at all even though it is almost certain that _one of those or another_ matches her family. But oh! It matched _somebody in the family of somebody else in the building._ What are the odds that _any one person there_ had a family experience relating to a trip to Mexico, the 7th-most popular tourist destination in the world, and wanted to include its ubiquitous and adorable donkeys in a photo while there? (they're about 99.9%)
Man, I love how that "Psychic" was getting proved COMPLETELY wrong. And then a producer was like "Oh SHIT, we can't make money if they know she's a sham. Quick, someone say that they are actually reading YOU." It's genuinely quite hilarious that the producer comes in and says "I actually think you're reading Laura"
I have to know if that's an excuse they'd thought of before or if it was just a last second lightbulb. Cuz that is an epic save if she did that on the fly. I think a bonus is in order. But if I was the lady getting the reading I'd be seething, but also have to begrudgingly accept that they snatched it right at the buzzer and I thought I'd already won. Just thinking "C.mon! She was dying, she was DEAD! It was OVER, she was 1/2 second away from giving up and then what happens?..... _Oh I think you're actually reading LAURA!_ WHAT THE HELL? No. That was mine! I could already feel the self-satisfaction starting to wash over me I was so close. F- me! smh What can you do? Goddammit."
To be fair, freezing cold water does actually make it difficult. The sudden and intense stress and shock on your body can cause you to be so tense that you stop breathing unless you're careful
"To me, this whole medium psychic-world is very much like Santa Claus" "That's the truth! Just because something sounds so fairy-tale like and so beautiful doesn't mean it's not true" ...is...is she implying that Santa Claus is real?
Yeah umm.. would you be suprised? I dont think she does though, to sell stupid bullshit and keep it as a job she needs to know how to con people with double negatives.
I genuinely don't understand, like, you get nothing from youtube comment likes, it doesn't even validate you since you stole the comment. I'm just actually curious why you would want to steal a youtube comment and repost it.
@@Marssnowable Well, I *genuinely* didn't steal this comment - I came up with it from watching the video, and if someone posted the same comment before me, it's a little something called correlation - not causation. Hundreds of other people have likely already posted the same or similar comments, and hundreds people have called them out for "stealing a comment."
I find this comment entertaining, especially after re-reading it again. I first read it as "I don't believe in physics" but then realized that is was suppose to be psychics.
Mystery Science Theatre 3,000 Netflix: Nah Gwyneth Paltrow does mushrooms, takes ice bath with crazy Dutchmen, and puts blood on her face to look younger in bizarre “health” rituals. Netflix: OH FUCK YES!
Netflix: Want more Bojack? Want a continuation of Saiki K Reawakened? Do me a favor and fuck off then because we ain’t gonna bother to do it. Catch you on the flip side ya little shit, we’re gonna make more The Goop Lab
Oh ... Oh you like Lucifer ? Too bad . I don’t give a single star about this Satan . BECAUSE WE GOT DRUGGIES AND NORTH MYTHOLOGY THAT WE WILL KILL EVERY EPISODE ! Me : Why are you like this ?
@@dumbumbumbum8649 Yeah, but you're supposed to start broad, like "I sense you've lost something recently" or "There's a recent event that bothers you", Stuff that's almost a sure yes. They give a response, then you work off of that. You don't start by immediately going into super specific stuff, like Shrek. There's no certainty they'll give a yes to that, and you just look like a moron, hence why they pulled the "Oh, you were reading the wrong wave length" crap.
Whats funny is that the ice man actually did spark interest from researchers. However, if I remember correctly, he just ended up teaching them his techniques instead of providing them with information on how his biological structure kept him from freezing alive.
And then you realize he has been charged with murder because a student of his bullcrap died in the cold water. He is also charged for 13 other deaths that followed his advice. I know people are braindead, but please dont sink so low
I think it ended up being like…vaguely functional but nothing special? I remember reading that the method could increase adrenaline and like, produce some internal heat by burning more energy than you normally do just sitting around.
oi but here in the where im from land of the midwestern united states 44° Fahrenheit is actually decent weather, especially in early spring. NOW I WOULDN'T SUGGEST SWIMMING IN THAT WEATHER but it's kinda nice, you know? sometimes it's nice to be a little chilly. now if it snows one more goddamn time i will... do something idk maybe cry.
Actually his twin brother went out and disproved his backing, revealing it actually has more to do with genetically predetermined stores of brown fat than any fancy meditative state.
The psychic was so hard trying to pull something out of Anna and she was just shaking her head nonestop. Lovely girl, possibly the only one with a shred of brain left in that company
Also, 7 degrees celsius? Dangerous? Sure you can't bathe like it's a hot summer day in California but come on. You won't get _"thermoshocked to death"_ by the cold.
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 The issue is not hypothermia, but the cold shock response. If you're covered or submerged in sufficiently cold water, your body reacts instincutally and your reflex is to inhale; I don't need to tell you that that's not a good thing to do if the submersion happens quickly enough so that your mouth is underwater by the time the reflex triggers. This reflex is in fact the major cause of fatalities when people break through the ice on frozen lakes etc. And, to the trainer's credit, that reflex is in fact a thing that you can train and prepare to overcome. The rest of his voodoo is still questionable though.
Those pussies can stfu I live in Alaska and when I was 12 me and my dad went on a kayaking trip and both of our kayaks flipped in 40 degree f water and I was stuck in the water for 2 while minutes.
I know Jon won’t read this 1000%, but to answer his question, a “food editor” is someone who works with food content in magazines, websites, or other media, like goop’s cool book. They plan and create engaging food-related articles, recipes, and reviews. They’re in charge of making food look good for photos, keeping up with food trends, and editing written content to make it interesting.
Hopefully he's 46 years or something. otherwise, he was born with said emptiness and loneliness in his life, and literally lived his entire life, aware that he's hollow, worthless and sad. In the end, sure, he needs a hug.
I live in the Netherlands and can say that the Dutch guy asks if he can hug her because in the Netherlands hugging is a huge demonstration of affection
I love how lindsey was probably like "SHIT! SHES NOT BUYING THIS! WE CAN NOT LET THIS HAPPEN! KAREN SPRAY MY EYES WITH THAT PERFUME AND SAY THAT SHE WAS READING ME!"
Right? It's so obvious that they realized that the first girl wouldn't play along, so they just BS'd that she was reading "someone else" so that the gullible viewers wouldn't think the psychic was a hack.
My boss that signs my checks is so strong because she can do so many push-ups on her knees. So brave and stunning. Truly the apex of human achievement.
@@Milky_Mercy afaic it really just depends on how much money she's offering. i was born kinda lucky so idk if i'd ever be that desperate, but if i was screwed over from birth i'd probably go for it in a heartbeat
At least Aykroyd is implied to have an excuse. He's admitted to be autistic and autistic people tend to be obsessive about a particular topic they take interest in, and I guess Dan's favorite topic to learn about is cryptids and the paranormal.
I think she is a good example that if you give someone that much celebrity, chances are they can lose it or have already lost it and this gives them a platform to lose it in public.
I love the look of absolute panic that came over the psychic, when Ana was not willing to play along with the bullshit, before Gwyneth brought the associate producer to tears and forced her to lie on camera. It makes no sense for someone to cry because their living father wants to have a jokey photo booth with a donkey, it’s the kind of reaction that would happen when a medium contacts a long lost love one who was separated from the family during a major traumatic event.
I like how hard the psychic is trying to "read" the lady and when its obviously not working, suddenly just so happens that one of the producers lined up with what she was just spitting out.
It's called Cold Reading, you make guesses that apply to a a lot of people and then use a person's tells and body language to narrow down the specifics
I hope Ana was fired for embarrassing the quack overlord (the medium AND GP) so she gets away from those nutcases WITH a severance cheque because she deserves to be rewarded for not being able to smell GPs fish oil and jade filled colon.
"You are in an ice box now, okay? Cause as far as I can see it's you, you and me in this room, and there is no way out. So you are gonna give me the best, you are gonna get the best... I am Ice Man"
Jon: "This episode is suspiciously absent of Gwyneth Paltrow randomly separating the plasma from her own blood using a centrifuge and then reintroducing it into her own face using a needle gun." Me: Lmao that's absurd, she's not THAT bad. *Watches Gwyneth do that exact thing he described* Me: Oh...my God... He was right. He CAN'T make this shit up. Holy shit.
That’s called a “vampire facial”. And it’s very popular in Hollywood! The plasma found in fresh blood is known to restore youth to the face! I’ve never done it, but I’ve heard it works wonders.
That sounds metal if you describe it well enough. They remove the blood and purify it of any plasma, we then inject the pure plasma into the face of the person willing to do this shit.
Boob touch always solves everything. Real talk though, regular contact with loved ones goes a looong way - even if you’re not a hugger, just receiving affection (words, being in the same room, etc) from people is vital to your psyche.
They should call that show “Gwyneth Paltrow Sends Her Underlings Out To Do Shit She Would Never Do”
"White chick born into a wealthy Jewish family decided buying Oscars for her poor acting is too boring so decided to become a Bond supervillain for shiks & giggles"...
More like: the gentry paltrow shit show
Or "GPSHUOTDSSWND" for short
@@KasumiRINA Now I personally haven't found anything wrong with her acting, especially how she can act like not a total manipulative nutcase when she's in the Marvel movies.
@@BigJugsRule92 more like... Bore Ragnarok
"Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow?"
"No thanks. I read in news week that she drinks human blood."
-Futurama. season 3 episode 15.
Futurama and Simpsons is a gem for stuff like that. Matt is the only true physic
Edit gem for gym. Thank you
She does actually put it in her face.
@@marianatheschizoid5912 Well, I mean technically everyone puts human blood in their face... Through our veins and stuff as it flows through the body, keeping crap oxygenated.
Matt groieng predicting that one day she will be a vampire. We didnt know just how right he was
Funny you should say that...
"Is there a birthday in the family coming up"
applies to 100% of people
“Yeah it’s my great grandpa‘s third cousin’s s birthday like in two days how’d you know oh my God!’
@@AniWillow HOW DID SHE KNOW? SPOOKY!!!!
OKAY BUT IT'S LITERALLY MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR HOW DID SHE KNOW
omg i get one every year how did you know omg u a psychic
Woah woah I think she was reading me. It’s my birthday this week and I married shrek (a man who surgically altered himself to become shrek) and and a donkey as my best man! Then we had a honeymoon in Mexico! I don’t know how she read me in the past through the tv but woah
"MEXICO, BURRITOS, SHREK. "
Lindsey: 😲😭😭
Lindsey:My grandpa was a burrito seller named Shrek!😭😭😭
Medium be like: "is there a birthday coming up in the family within the next 12 months?"
Medium also be like: "I'm gonna throw out every random idea I can think of, you tell me if any of them work for you, and then I'll proceed with more obvious guess work."
*Five hours later*
Producer be like: "OMG, YOU WERE READING ME AND MY DESIRE NOT TO MAKE THIS SHOW LOOK LIKE OBVIOUS DOGSHIT"
*Breaks down in tears as Gwyn's illusion of shittery is dispelled before her very eyes*
"Somebody died in the family within the last....50 years"
"Somebody who liked food and..or sports.."
That's a technique called Shotgunning. It's where they randomly throw shit out in the hopes that they hit something accurate. There are more techniques, such as rainbow ruse, where they say things that are true of literally everyone.
It's so cringe just watching her lie through her teeth
@@nicholasboes8592 Yup. And good "psychics" are really subtle about it. This one feels like she just started a week before they shot, and hasn't figured out how to properly read people to best fire off what's most likely to resonate quickly.
The fact that they scapegoated to a producer is hilariously telling that they were blatantly trying to save face.
"Im seeing a female figure on my upper righthand screen"
Bruh she got a HUD irl
“I need some more random arbitrary bullshit...”
bruh
Like an ironman suit
"now's not the time for watching porn."
Cortana's ringing me up
"Energy is real"
There it is, most scientific thing said in this series.
Kelsey C and even that has been twisted and taken out of context
More like the only thing lol
Kelsey C I am real
Hey they also said that the body is multidimensional
Taking up space in 3 dimensions does make the body multidimensional
Ha
"if you look at the goop team, they are all carrying enormous amounts of pain and loss.."
"And that is how we hire them, we look for the most emotionally vulnerable and susceptible people. You know... like a cult"
Or a very suspicious religion (all of them)
@@lazyatbeinglazy13reddit is down the hall and to the left
@@triceratroytv2292 Last time I checked, reddit wasn't for correct people.
@@Snowie7826 exactly my point
@@triceratroytv2292They're right
These people are literally the embodiment of a group of facebook moms doing things they saw on facebook
I like this comment but it's on 69 right now so... you know I don't wanna mess it up.
JRNYMO 69 likes only 4 hours ago, and now its 143. It’s beautiful how many people watch Jon videos, even on non-release days.
At full level
JRNYMO well it’s at 222 now so feel free to like it
@@luridftwgaming8983 302 likes. Let's goo
"there's no sexual contact, other than that anything goes"
Me: *commits tax fraud*
me: *draws a pentagram on the ground and sacrifice them one by one to satan*
Mmmmmmm, *drugs*
Akram Safirul please change your profile picture to yoshi
That's alright, no boobies tho ☝🏻
@brandon roberts I hope you did that with their clothes on!
"The body doesn't end at the skin"
Oh yeah I've played Dark Souls. Your hit box is actually a 6 ft sq box around you. In fact MOST players are forcibly aware of this.
Sometimes it's the entire map, cuz lagg is always here to help.
Benoit Levesque Yeah and the inability to pause
Yeah, your hair’s outside the skin
@@JetBen555 it's PvP? Have you never seen another player in dark souls? It's the only real time your hit boxes are off.
@@JetBen555 Dark Souls isn't just a singleplayer game and lag isn't just online. You're thinking latency.
I like how the "psychic" is just doing straight up cold reading.
M
That’s what they all do
Boo
As opposed to regular psychics
@@cameronyager9221 Except most psychics at least try to hide it by saying shit like 'I'm feeling that you're worried about your father, am I right?'
This bitch is just straight up asking 'So does Shrek mean anything to you? No? Okay, how about donkeys? No? Okay, does anyone you know have a birthday in June? No? Okay, how about Mexico? No? Okay...'
"Ethics? Definitely won't need this one".
Straight up savage.
Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
@@MostlyLost Yeah
"Energy is real."
Okay I guess you can have that one.
Since energy is real, that means that PSYCHICS ARE REAL! Crazy people logic.
achtually energy is a subcategory of goopergy™
25:12
Now there's some Gibb's Free energy
You better believe I’m real
There's no way on earth she's a medium. Easily an xxl.
"The body doesn't end right here at the skin..."
Do we have hitboxes or something?
Yeah the goop's staff's need a few patches lol
god help us if Plesioth ends up rising from the depths
No, we have collision boxes.
yes we do
Everyone except for Patricia Sommerset
I’m convinced that the reason it was silent during the push-ups is so we don’t hear Gwyneth struggling to breath
I just love how Gwyneth doesn’t do ANY of the crazy shit, she just sits there and goes buy my crap.
Never get high on your own supply.
Hey she did some “pushups” that’s pretty crazy
Did you miss the blood centrifuge bit?
She did get her p̶͍͕̯̼͍̯̩͇̖̓͛̅̀̑̒̎̔͛̑́̋̉͋̃͝l̵̢͓̏̔̋̄́̕͝à̴̛͇̖͔͙̎͐̈́́͊̇̄͂́̐͐͝s̸͉̳͕̭̬̤̱̅͋̊̅̋̾̀̂̏̍͂̀̌̇̈̚͜͜m̴̡̢̦͕̖͕̜͚̥̻͂͐̀̓͝á̴̫͎̮̜̥̰̹̯̀̆̓͛͒͜ smeared on her face. That said, getting a needle full of your blood centrifuged and partially smeared on your face is just a useless waste of time when compared to nearly freezing to death for your boss.
18:50 Misogynytron
"Health and wellness group."
*It's a cult, Gwyneth. You started a cult.*
next things you know you’ll be hearing about the Paltrowtown massacre
@@bibblyboing Oooooooof
Breaking News;
Famous Gweneth Paltro’s goop company entire staff all drank liquid nitrogen thinking it could cure cancer. Before they died they convinced 1,000 fricken idiots to drink some liquid nitrogen as well.
The earth saved as the stupidest people offed themselves from their own stupidity.
Yeah, holding hands in a circle doing drugs definitely shows the sign of a cult
a cult that worships a woman who was taken credit from for getting rid of iron monger in iron man movie.
Gwyn talks like a high-schooler desperately trying to fill the required word count on their essay
And still gets an F because it’s all unrelated to the topic
Aku!!
@@AMan-xz7tx ^
F
Gwyn comes across almost as if she is a student, going through her high school years. A teenager or young adult trying in desperation and likely failing in her attempt to complete an essay using the necessary number of words in order to pass said essay.
I only just now took the time to read the wrongful death waiver at 3:12 that Jon's team meticulously wrote, and every instance of death and injury mentioned in the first paragraph is a reference to the Workplace Saftey video
You're right! And I also just noticed that just below the signature line, what does it say?
*"PRINT* NAME"
@@SeenAGreatLight You know 'Print' is an actual hand written font, right?
Print and Script.
Script is cursive, and Print is non-cursive or 'regular' writing.
@@artisannoteworthyHe's never breathed air outside his room, it's okay. Let him cook in never having health issues or anything maintenance-wise.
@@artisannoteworthy'Print' means WRITE IN ALL CAPS, correct? Learned that signing for post XD
Jon: “Until further notice, the show is going to be taking place here in my basement”. *doesn’t upload again until the pandemic is over and returns to the original set*
SM173Y likely
Accidentally returns to his original house on the west coast
Bingo. That's the most likely step
The truth
So the regular upload schedule then?
"I'm ice man - it's because I deal with ice, and ice related activities"
The hero we deserve.
Your comment from 8 months ago appeared on top of this one
@@djbubblegum9975 It was a much better comment, don't worry about that.
Ice and ice accessories.
Kimi Räikkönen, the real Iceman
I deal with propane and propane related activities.
Gwyneth and Elise seem to fit that stereotype where there's a head popular girl and a sidekick girl who idolizes the head girl but also harbours so much resentment towards her to a T
Briam Lowne mean girls
Exactly
I can't be the only one who is unsettled by Elise. Her eyes are like dead and soulless, they have no expression, they never change. There's something that's just incredibly disturbing about it.
like megatron and starscream you mean?
@@Captain.Mystic starscream didn't give a shit about Megatron.
"I sense... that someone in your life has a... birthday, coming up?"
Slow clap. You nailed it. Fucking detective right there.
Cue the Caddicarus skit XD
Game - "Lucy has a birthday coming up!"
1 - "Ooh! I have a birthday coming!"
2 - "Me too!"
1 - "Me too!"
3- "I also have a birthday coming up!"
2- "Me too!"
1 - "~squeal~"
(Dalmatians 3 episode.)
I love how during the psychic part they were like, "Oh god Ana isn't rolling with it, quick Lindsay start crying"
"Stop ruining this for me Ana you dumb slut!"
Ana clearly knows what cold reading is.
Exactly 😂
Cold and hot readings are the most bs shit
@@Jamie-tx7pn I'm getting a hot reading from my thermal scope in a rat shape 🐀.... I think it's in the walls...
"Is there anything to do with shrek?"
Lindsay in the background: *sobbing*
*"I was only nine years old..."*
Soooomebody once told me (freeze frame)
Shrek is love shrek is life
*Shrek wants to know your location*
Lindsay: my grandfather took me to see Shrek The Third when I was a little girl, the nightmare scene scared him so much he died of a heart attack
She’s entered the “I’m done with movies what do I do now” stage of celebrities
When I saw ur pfp I thought Morgan lemons returned and I astral projected
Who?
Hank 2542 he’s kind of like that guy with a mustache. A Legendary commenter
Wow, just looked him up. That’s wild
Hey bro what's your iFunny
As a Dutch man I have a little update on Wim Hof. He’s going to court because a teenager drowned after doing some off his condition training in cold water. He’s been also recently linked to the deaths off atleast 13 people who drowned in cold water to follow his methods.
Dutch health experts also call him a massive threat to people’s lifes.
Great marketing for Goop in my opinion.
oh damn. guy is like some sort of indirect serial killer.
Ice man iced some teens
If he has good intentions, and I think he has. I don't see a reason to jail him. He doesn't force his method on others, people follow him on their own risk.
@@ryuunosuk3 If you present yourself as an authority (he does) and advertise your methods as proven and successful (he does), you have to put a lot of effort into making it explicitly clear what the risks are and how to perform the methods to minimize them, precisely so that this doesn't happen.
@@bigchungus6827 I don't know, who decides what constitutes a "lot of effort"? What if he put a lot of effort but people died anyway because of external factors (like their own inexperience or something)? It's subjective. Just leave the man, and if you don't want people doing what he's doing, then explain why what he's doing is bad and that's it..
Pshychic: "Im sensing some Shrek in your future"
Ana: "Im sorry, you what?"
i was only 9 years old...
I had all the merchandise and movies
But then it happened.
My father came into the room
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
i like how gwyneth is not involved in any of the "activities" she knows its all bullshit so she ain't risking it
Not gonna lie I would’ve watched the show if she actually did all of the stuff with the other people to laugh at her trying all that bullshit thinking it would actually work.
Drug dealer never consumes..
She only cares about the money like a bitch
I swear this show is a fucking experiment by the government.
I mean, she had the blood put on her face
Every time Elise talks to Gwyneth she sounds so passive aggressive and jealous. Like every comment is a "discreet" slight against her boss and I love it
White girl drama.
Liberalism is a hell of a -drug- mental disorder
@@mindsetpower5712 I'm sure they enjoy cheap labor.
@@mindsetpower5712 Liberals aren't the people who regularly talk to an invisible man for moral advice and follow barbaric nonsense from desert primitives as gospel.
@@RandomAllen *tips fedora*
Saying "Shrek" during a psychic reading is cheating. Everyone's thinking of Shrek at any given moment in time.
I was literally thinking of Shrek right before reading this comment, even
Either pepe,shrek or, pickle Rick. He turned himself into I KID YOU NOT, a pickle, A PICKLE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD
@@novadantes4850 please dont be that guy.
Shrek is love...
Shrek is reality
I love how Gwyneth doesn’t even do any of these experiences(?) herself but instead has her workers “volunteer” to do them.
Elise: “Oh, the staff volunteered themselves!” Anna: “this is the craziest thing I’ve been *ASKED* to do for Goop.” So did they volunteer willingly or were they told to do it??
@@wil.d_sage that is unknown
Dont get high on your own supply is the same mentality here
Lets face it they pressure interns into it
The last thing her crazy ass needs is to be taking shrooms and freaking out. She's doing quite enough damage to weak minded people as it is.
I love how Anna isn't playing along, and everyone's freaking out that she's disproving the psychic
"Oh shit she's not going along with it."
"Cut out the footage."
"No wait i have an idea, bring in the associate producer."
*begins to cry over a Donkey*
“She WAS the food editor”
I'm sending shrek
The only person there with a brain
This seems like a cult
Bobbythepirate here, just glad to see some recognition for my ability to use a map. Thanks man
“I drew this awesome dog”
“[STANDARD DOG]”
I don’t think I could have laughed harder
He aplodes a video every 52526362662636e636
Centuries
E
@Keagen Mulligan He is lord gluttony
Squidward: "Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider."
Trust me when I say this there is no limit to stupid
The nudity part kinda reminded me of that part in Witcher 3 where you go into a woman’s bathhouse
She probably believe the earth is flat.
Didn’t Einstein say that the expansion of the universe and human stupidity were both infinite?
@@scrambles2732 He said he wasn't so sure about the expansion of the universe though.
My favorite Jon quote "that was my grandfather, he was a giant Mexican Shrek donkey."
That’s shrek 5
Is that tied with “you fuckers, you motherfuckers, I will RaIn HeLlFiRe UpOn YoU
It’s at 25:28
I feel like that’s so underrated😂
What happened to John did he stop RUclips
25:14 I love how genuinely offended and angry Jon sounds in this clip
I mean who wouldn't be
This show should be called "Power of the Placebo Effect, with Gwyneth Paltrow"
Well the placebo won't work if she openly says it
It was really you all along also thanks for the money sucker
@@_sh1ggy the placebo also wont work if it instantly kills you
so im pretty sure her saying its fake wont do much
*Stockholm Syndrome
@@4dd77 I know, I’m referring to how her employees deal with the shit she puts them through. It all feels creepy.
"He made them lay in the shape of a snowflake. He may be cold, but he's not heartless."
Jon, you are a treasure.
Even though his upload schedule is shit, it’s worth it
@@mr.octopusfisherson3600 he leaves you sitting out for months then hits you with onea deeze! its honestly pretty great when they come xp he is probably the only youtuber who ive been subbed to for years who can consistently get me to full on laugh ,and it not be in a cheap "try not to laugh challenge" type of way where youre just laughing at both the vid theyre watching and the effort theyre taking not to laugh themselves
loli went randomly in the comment and read this while he said the exact line.
Epic
*Cold reading*
Cold reading is one of the most important tools a fake psychic can have. It is the art of tricking marks into giving you specific information about themselves or their families that you then pretend you knew ahead of time.
The primary tactic is "guessing" something that sounds specific but is actually overwhelmingly likely to be correct for a massive number of people, such as "an older man in your family has heart trouble". Almost every cold-reader will rely chiefly or entirely on this one trick alone.
The other tactic is "multiple outs": speak ambiguously and let the mark selectively interpret, or say many things at once and go with whichever one is "right". This is riskier because it only works if the mark is cooperative. Smart psychics will not rely too much on this. Jackson is not a smart psychic.
As an example of combining both, "a child is having trouble at school" covers both academic difficulties and bullying. No schoolchild in the world is free of both of those things, and you didn't specify which one you meant, so it is a safe guess to try to look psychic.
Jackson is easily able to fool all of the bimbos who _aren't_ skeptics:
• She does not name a specific person. All of the traits she selects for, she is "right" if _anyone in the person's family or friend network_ arguably fits the bill. The mark determines whether all traits must match one person, or if the traits can distribute across multiple people.
• Her sensing of "a female figure" means she is aware that she herself and about 50% of the world population exist. Also, she is working with a scam company that is near-exclusively staffed by and specifically targets women. Everyone she talks to is skewed in favor of having a close relationship with female family members.
• E-L or "el" sounding feminine names include Isabelle, Amelia, Elizabeth, Belle... it is one of the most common sounds in female names ever
• Thanks to the birthday problem, the chance that any given day is close to "an upcoming birthday" of _somebody in the family_ is astronomically high.
But she is helpless against Anna, Denier of Minds, who doesn't cooperate with her one bit:
• She gives herself multiple outs with twins / Gemini / two-back-to-back in the hopes that Anna, Speaker of Nos will accept any creative interpretation of these as an accurate read. Of note, Gemini is the third most common Zodiac sign in the United States.
• She gives herself _almost infinite_ outs with the condition: experience related to (funny story OR picture OR donkey OR Shrek OR trip to Mexico). Anna, She of Stone Face does not sell at all even though it is almost certain that _one of those or another_ matches her family.
But oh! It matched _somebody in the family of somebody else in the building._ What are the odds that _any one person there_ had a family experience relating to a trip to Mexico, the 7th-most popular tourist destination in the world, and wanted to include its ubiquitous and adorable donkeys in a photo while there?
(they're about 99.9%)
I'm totally naming my next D&D character Anna, Denier of Minds
an intriguing read, good stranger.
thank you for taking the time to type it out.
My brain is now slightly bigger. Thank thou.
This is very detailed thank you for the info
Pretty sure this was in a south park episode once...
"I'm Iceman. Because I participate in ice, and ice-adjacent activities."
I'm shaking and crying right now.
Man, I love how that "Psychic" was getting proved COMPLETELY wrong. And then a producer was like "Oh SHIT, we can't make money if they know she's a sham. Quick, someone say that they are actually reading YOU." It's genuinely quite hilarious that the producer comes in and says "I actually think you're reading Laura"
I have to know if that's an excuse they'd thought of before or if it was just a last second lightbulb. Cuz that is an epic save if she did that on the fly. I think a bonus is in order. But if I was the lady getting the reading I'd be seething, but also have to begrudgingly accept that they snatched it right at the buzzer and I thought I'd already won. Just thinking "C.mon! She was dying, she was DEAD! It was OVER, she was 1/2 second away from giving up and then what happens?.....
_Oh I think you're actually reading LAURA!_
WHAT THE HELL? No. That was mine! I could already feel the self-satisfaction starting to wash over me I was so close. F- me!
smh
What can you do? Goddammit."
@@zmbdog ^
It was Lindsay but good comment
They never explained Shrek and that makes me so upset.
@@garylevine3521 cus no one in the entire goop workforce even knows what shrek is
Jon: "Gweyneth's back!"
Me: "Jon's back!"
every time we think he's dead he proves us wrong
I is it a bit weird that jough is gone?
It's a bit weird that I comment the same thing and I got no likes 🤔
Komon mania please don't talk about jough
@@srenandersen2070 why not? What happened?
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent are full of doubts, while the stupid are full of confidence”
- Charles Bukowski
Thanks, Buck.
Kind of ironic since saying something like that requires a lot of confidence in your opinions.
MAN Charles Bujowski must’ve really doubted himself before saying that honestly
@GYPSY KING FURY
Obviously there are going to be exceptions, doesn't mean it's entirely wrong.
The problem with the world is that one can quote someone while saying absolutely nothing
Jon nearly gave himself lung cancer for our amusement
And we're thankful
And also for the SPIRIT OF THE MUSHROOM YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
"I've been empty inside for 37 years now"
Gwenyth: *starts laughing*
That's a psychopath.
you mean 35
Theory: Gywenyth is the cause of said emptiness
@@whyarewestillherejusttosuf5964 if u woosh me i will kil ubut i tink iet wase 36
poly paul | nu nu it was 40 im sur
if only the Titanic passengers used Wim Hof's breathing method they could've survived the thermo-shockingly cold water
*"It just works."- Jontron*
Titenic
people regularly bathe in ice 3 degrees celsius in temperature. There's a huge difference between -2c and 7c.
Are you referring to the _Legend_ of the Titanic?
Nah, I think Jack Hof's breathing method was better.
"If I didn't breath the whole time I wouldn't make it" Yeah, that's basically how human body works
*WhO wOuLdA kNoW!?!*
@@tropeadope4532
NoT tHEsE iDiOtS!
@Liam Berg (STUDENT) what
@Liam Berg (STUDENT) 15:35
To be fair, freezing cold water does actually make it difficult. The sudden and intense stress and shock on your body can cause you to be so tense that you stop breathing unless you're careful
The “mhm, big strong men” as Gwyn nods catches me off guard every gd time 😂😂😂
"To me, this whole medium psychic-world is very much like Santa Claus"
"That's the truth! Just because something sounds so fairy-tale like and so beautiful doesn't mean it's not true"
...is...is she implying that Santa Claus is real?
Yeah umm.. would you be suprised? I dont think she does though, to sell stupid bullshit and keep it as a job she needs to know how to con people with double negatives.
With enough of those mushrooms he is
At this point I’d rather believe Santa is real instead of that goops products and wellness ‘exercises’ actually do anything beneficial
Amber The Gay Furry you got me curious, what is an empathic psychic ?
@@ohnoitschris wasnt one of the suspected many inspirations of the claus shamans who smoked mushrooms and wore red/white
"This is Anna, our Food Editor-"
Anna: I don't believe in psychics
"...
This is Anna, our Former Food Editor-"
I genuinely don't understand, like, you get nothing from youtube comment likes, it doesn't even validate you since you stole the comment. I'm just actually curious why you would want to steal a youtube comment and repost it.
@@Marssnowable Well, I *genuinely* didn't steal this comment - I came up with it from watching the video, and if someone posted the same comment before me, it's a little something called correlation - not causation. Hundreds of other people have likely already posted the same or similar comments, and hundreds people have called them out for "stealing a comment."
not correlation when its word for word copied.
I find this comment entertaining, especially after re-reading it again. I first read it as "I don't believe in physics" but then realized that is was suppose to be psychics.
@Egg Hey egg, you seem a bit boiled right now, why don’t you scramble to another website where comments and likes don’t get fried up over each other.
Jon is giving himself lung diseases creating a fire hazard in the pursuit of the Spirit of the Mushroom. That's real dedication right there
SpIrIt Of ThE mUsHrOoM YeEeAaH
AlL hAiL tHe SpRiT oF tHe MuShRoOm!
I fEel sExUaLly CoNfUsEd oF tHe SpIrIt oF tHe MuShRoOm
i am the devil of the mushroom
@Logan Crabtree e
The doors LOCKED the security guards, I FROZE em. killed me
Netflix: I'm gonna cancel everything you care about.
Netflix: Hey anyone wanna watch the Goop Lab? It's legit, promise.
I swear Goops just a cult
Netflix: we have goop lab and big mouth, fuck you for everything else.
Mystery Science Theatre 3,000
Netflix: Nah
Gwyneth Paltrow does mushrooms, takes ice bath with crazy Dutchmen, and puts blood on her face to look younger in bizarre “health” rituals.
Netflix: OH FUCK YES!
Netflix: Want more Bojack? Want a continuation of Saiki K Reawakened? Do me a favor and fuck off then because we ain’t gonna bother to do it. Catch you on the flip side ya little shit, we’re gonna make more The Goop Lab
Oh ... Oh you like Lucifer ?
Too bad . I don’t give a single star about this Satan .
BECAUSE WE GOT DRUGGIES AND NORTH MYTHOLOGY THAT WE WILL KILL EVERY EPISODE !
Me : Why are you like this ?
I love the way the phycic lady just throws out random stuff until she gets a yes
I mean, that’s all being a “psychic” is. If there actually were psychics, they would be able to tell you something without the little guessing game.
@@dumbumbumbum8649 Yeah, but you're supposed to start broad, like "I sense you've lost something recently" or "There's a recent event that bothers you", Stuff that's almost a sure yes. They give a response, then you work off of that. You don't start by immediately going into super specific stuff, like Shrek. There's no certainty they'll give a yes to that, and you just look like a moron, hence why they pulled the "Oh, you were reading the wrong wave length" crap.
@@nobodybw1962 if she went first guess shrek with me, I may have fallen
@@carcionpetto Honestly, if you're doing a cold reading with any sane person, going with Shrek should be a safe bet. I think about him all the time.
@@faselblaDer3te yeah but these aren't sane people
"Oh my god...that was my grandfather! He was a giant Mexican Shrek donkey!" Almost choked on my own spit after hearing that one
Haley Crandell SAMEEEEEE
Random bummer, a gamer comedian who actually used to work with the Mexican voice of Shrek's Donkey just died this week due to Corona
Whats funny is that the ice man actually did spark interest from researchers. However, if I remember correctly, he just ended up teaching them his techniques instead of providing them with information on how his biological structure kept him from freezing alive.
One of his brothers has actually said before that Wim is technically correct but he's got the workings of it wrong.
And then you realize he has been charged with murder because a student of his bullcrap died in the cold water.
He is also charged for 13 other deaths that followed his advice.
I know people are braindead, but please dont sink so low
I think it ended up being like…vaguely functional but nothing special? I remember reading that the method could increase adrenaline and like, produce some internal heat by burning more energy than you normally do just sitting around.
If Paltrow can get a Netflix show, It's time Jon got one too
You’re damn right it’s time
96nairrA quality over quantity
"I'm... detecting something... is there anyone in your family who's name begins with one of the first 26 letters of the alphabet?"
"OMG YES!"
"No sorry, everyone in my family starts with numbers, except my uncle he has a minus as the first letter, its always made him negative"
"Is there anyone in your family having a birthday this year?"
@@superemo585 "Does anyone in your family breathe air?"
@@RubyRevenant2 "does anyone in your family exist?? "
hautr jjj no im a schizophrenic orphan
I love how the person with the only scientific backing is a crazy Dutch guy
oi but here in the where im from land of the midwestern united states 44° Fahrenheit is actually decent weather, especially in early spring.
NOW I WOULDN'T SUGGEST SWIMMING IN THAT WEATHER but it's kinda nice, you know? sometimes it's nice to be a little chilly.
now if it snows one more goddamn time i will... do something idk maybe cry.
@TotallyAwesomeness YT aren’t mountains cold tho my brain is metled
@TotallyAwesomeness YT for me, 30 is pretty nice, but 70 is really friggin hot.
Actually his twin brother went out and disproved his backing, revealing it actually has more to do with genetically predetermined stores of brown fat than any fancy meditative state.
@@charliecoke7396 Beautiful.
i think most of this counts as workplace abuse
The psychic was so hard trying to pull something out of Anna and she was just shaking her head nonestop. Lovely girl, possibly the only one with a shred of brain left in that company
Nobody has seen Ana since the filming of that episode. Weird...
@@maxkane1684 Oh No, she's been turned into goop
@@majormoron605 Fuck!! Gwyneth fed her to the ice man!!!
She's probably just thinking "a paycheck's a paycheck".
100% the psychic just read up on the people that were coming in and mixed the info up for them.
“You cannot jump in; this is dangerous”
*proceeds to tell everyone to jump in*
Also, 7 degrees celsius? Dangerous?
Sure you can't bathe like it's a hot summer day in California but come on. You won't get _"thermoshocked to death"_ by the cold.
Are we even sure that water was actually the temperature he said when they all jumped in?
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 The issue is not hypothermia, but the cold shock response. If you're covered or submerged in sufficiently cold water, your body reacts instincutally and your reflex is to inhale; I don't need to tell you that that's not a good thing to do if the submersion happens quickly enough so that your mouth is underwater by the time the reflex triggers. This reflex is in fact the major cause of fatalities when people break through the ice on frozen lakes etc.
And, to the trainer's credit, that reflex is in fact a thing that you can train and prepare to overcome. The rest of his voodoo is still questionable though.
Those pussies can stfu I live in Alaska and when I was 12 me and my dad went on a kayaking trip and both of our kayaks flipped in 40 degree f water and I was stuck in the water for 2 while minutes.
Suthek your completely right
Watching Jon make fun of an Ego maniac steal money from insanely insecure people has brought warmth to my cold heart
Does it bring a smile to your face?
@@gapetheapegod7976 It sure did for me.
Well the profile pic of thanos smiling is convincing that it brings smile to his face
Ha! I even smile when he said let's use smaller words like give and me and your and money. Then it clicked and said give me your money
@@sgtwired1266 it did
I know Jon won’t read this 1000%, but to answer his question, a “food editor” is someone who works with food content in magazines, websites, or other media, like goop’s cool book. They plan and create engaging food-related articles, recipes, and reviews. They’re in charge of making food look good for photos, keeping up with food trends, and editing written content to make it interesting.
Thank you, I was as confused as Jon about that.
@@jpthesteampunkartist5847you’re welcome!
Oh, so it's false advertisement for disgusting "diet" food.
"I've been carrying this sort of emptiness and loneliness around for 36 years now..."
This homie needs a hug.
This homie needs boot camp.
39 years *
@@kgpspyguy Boot would actually kill him. They don't have vegan soy lattes at parris island
Hopefully he's 46 years or something. otherwise, he was born with said emptiness and loneliness in his life, and literally lived his entire life, aware that he's hollow, worthless and sad.
In the end, sure, he needs a hug.
No he needs a cat
I live in the Netherlands and can say that the Dutch guy asks if he can hug her because in the Netherlands hugging is a huge demonstration of affection
Yeah but in America it’s kinda weird lol
Or to put it more bluntly: we Dutch people do not hug that easily.
Clearly
@@AJOlaks 😔
Thats pretty nice actually
I love how lindsey was probably like "SHIT! SHES NOT BUYING THIS! WE CAN NOT LET THIS HAPPEN! KAREN SPRAY MY EYES WITH THAT PERFUME AND SAY THAT SHE WAS READING ME!"
Right? It's so obvious that they realized that the first girl wouldn't play along, so they just BS'd that she was reading "someone else" so that the gullible viewers wouldn't think the psychic was a hack.
"oh yes, my mexican dad always wanted a donkey, also he liked shrek"
@@grim66 yeah and they related all those things in such a simple story, that she... Cried about?
@@thatguywhocorrectsyourgram2454 her dad was killed in a mexican standoff by a donkey hiding green ogre
“…so is it 36 or 39? I don’t get it…Kevin I have a feeling the mushrooms back there may have melted one of your cortexes.” 🤣 🤣 🤣
Gwyneth: so whens the next iron man movie?
Marvel: were killing iron man. So we don't have to be involved with you anymore
LMAO 😂!
This was actually funny bravvvo🤣
You know what, I think that's probably not a joke at this point.
*Spiderman is typing...*
So... No Rescue, Iron Heart it is....
My boss that signs my checks is so strong because she can do so many push-ups on her knees. So brave and stunning. Truly the apex of human achievement.
It seems like her main qualification was her ability to suck up to Gwynnie.
Doesn't your boss kidnap women and kill them and then kidnapped a little girl who he was gonna kill?
As though she doesn't work out constantly 🙄
@@zanesanchez646 She didn't even do 30 she did 20. And you could achieve that in a month of working out, maximum. Nothing impressive at all
“And she was fasting”
Omg this is so cringeworthy. That Elise person has to be the best example of a brown noser. The kiss-assery is too intense it’s ridiculous
idk if my only shot at a six figure salary came from indulging gwyneth paltrow's dumb quest for spiritual enlightenment i might go for it
She's like a brown noser who is super passive-aggressive to her boss she obviously hates.
@Farvadude, this might just be me, but even for a six figure salary, there’s only so much I could stand
@@Farvadude And because there is a plenty of people in the world who will happily sell their own dignity for money, we live in a such shithole.
@@Milky_Mercy afaic it really just depends on how much money she's offering. i was born kinda lucky so idk if i'd ever be that desperate, but if i was screwed over from birth i'd probably go for it in a heartbeat
I swear, this feels like a mockumentary with Robin Williams playing the fisherman and the guy who leads the group circle
"Is there someone in the family that is particularly fond of oxygen?"
ooh, my uncle is! He breathes constantly.
@@deepatlantic2222 consider your mind read by the cosmic force
Not me
Official_ Hungaro Holy SHIT
WELL GUESS WHAT PEOPLE F@CKIN' SELL THAT SH%T!!!!
When the world needed him most, our beloved JonTron has returned
The king has returned!
Heck yeah
All hail the great king
With Tony Stark dead, a new hero shall rise amidst the chaos that has been plaguing our world.
Take that, Aang !
I've come to the conclusion that Paltrow is the female version of Dan Aykroyd, just somehow even less self aware and more insane.
At least Aykroyd is implied to have an excuse. He's admitted to be autistic and autistic people tend to be obsessive about a particular topic they take interest in, and I guess Dan's favorite topic to learn about is cryptids and the paranormal.
I think she is a good example that if you give someone that much celebrity, chances are they can lose it or have already lost it and this gives them a platform to lose it in public.
At least Dan Aykroyd sells decent Vodka. Gwyneth Paltrow just sells BS.
at least crystal skull vodka is actual vodka in a cool bottle.
Don't compare the two. Worst thing Aykroid has done is say Vodka is path to enlightment
25:24, I feel like that was some actual anger that leaked out from Jon there. And if it is, who could blame him?
I couldn't blame him, I wanted to punch that misuse every second he was on the damn screen
I love the look of absolute panic that came over the psychic, when Ana was not willing to play along with the bullshit, before Gwyneth brought the associate producer to tears and forced her to lie on camera.
It makes no sense for someone to cry because their living father wants to have a jokey photo booth with a donkey, it’s the kind of reaction that would happen when a medium contacts a long lost love one who was separated from the family during a major traumatic event.
"It makes no sense for someone to -" is basically Goop.
@@kylejones7632 "It makes no sense"
Basically Goop
@@AlbinoLoki"no sense"
the goop scheme
@@radicalraggers8385 “no” is what you should say if Goop asks you to participate in their experiments
lindsay really want that promotion
I like how hard the psychic is trying to "read" the lady and when its obviously not working, suddenly just so happens that one of the producers lined up with what she was just spitting out.
GP in the back: "It's not working. YOU, BULLSHIT SOMETHING RIGHT NOW."
It's called Cold Reading, you make guesses that apply to a a lot of people and then use a person's tells and body language to narrow down the specifics
I hope Ana was fired for embarrassing the quack overlord (the medium AND GP) so she gets away from those nutcases WITH a severance cheque because she deserves to be rewarded for not being able to smell GPs fish oil and jade filled colon.
burritos donkey and shreksico also get really upset
Cold reading
The entire "I WILL RAIN HELLFIRE OPON YOU" is perfect, and the cut from that to, this seems pretty normal is hilarious
Anna’s really holding back on bursting into laughter or she is thinking her life over to determine how the hell she got there.
"Here at Goop, we only hire people with the most mental trauma and psychological problems."
-Gwenyth Paltrow, probably
How else do you think they'd get people to do this stuff?
stoner too apparently
I've started to realize that Jontron is just a really high quality reaction channel with skits in-between reactions. And I love it.
Oh god its true
That's what we in the show biz like to call a commentary channel
Kinda missed the days he did vidya gaems
He’s what a reaction channel should be
John is the Nostalgia Critic but actually good
Gwenyth is giving off big ‘robot pretending to be a human’ energy.
Hmmm.... there are more of my kind out there.... who would've thought
Good observation.
Zuck 2.0
She's a Synth
No other explanation
Or is she giving off "big robot pretending to be a human" vibes. The quotation marks change everything
10:35 "I've been carrying this emptiness for 36 years". Both burst into laughter. "Your pain is f#*king hilarious!"
"My grandfather... he was a giant mexican shrekdonkey".
I'm ded... XD
XD
LMFAOOOOO I'm fucking dead 🤣☠️😂
When's the funeral
"The doors?"
"LOCKED"
"Your security guards?"
" *I F R O Z E T H E M* "
The Ice Man Cometh
Bad Arnold schwarzenegger accent: either you will give up this crazy scam, or I will freeze you like I did the others.
Hotel ?
Trivago
"You are in an ice box now, okay? Cause as far as I can see it's you, you and me in this room, and there is no way out. So you are gonna give me the best, you are gonna get the best... I am Ice Man"
DOORS LAHCKED!
"You cannot just jump in, this is dangerous."
*Laughs in Finnish*
PYRKELE
perkele
They're not full of koskenkorva or mintuu like your average finn though.
Voi vittu
I know, right? It was 7C, there wasn't even any ice on the water. I've jumped into water with ice on it, it wasn't THAT bad :/
Absolutely my favorite, Jon. Your acting chops were never better than here, when you said, "Is it too late to back out now?" Sheer genius.
Medium: "is there some sort of dog in your family that has hair or something"
Girl: "ummm no??"
Producer: "I think that's my dog you're talking about"
*Producer in tears
“Psychic”:Is there a person in your family?
Person: [Sobbing] Oh my god, that’s my father
Sounds like someone pulling some strings.
@@justsomegoblinwithinternet6231 i'm in fucking tears
@@justsomegoblinwithinternet6231 psychic: "Your father has 2 hands"
Person: *sobs* "you're so right"
At least ice guy looks like he's having fun. Everyone else looks constipated.
The ice guy I think also went on Jordan Peterson
Yeah he’s okay imo
Probably are constipated tbh
@@jamescampbell2353 wim hofs legit you should try the wim hof method look it up
He's actually not that awful as a person. Just a bit weird. Not a fraud like Paltrow.
Jon: "This episode is suspiciously absent of Gwyneth Paltrow randomly separating the plasma from her own blood using a centrifuge and then reintroducing it into her own face using a needle gun."
Me: Lmao that's absurd, she's not THAT bad.
*Watches Gwyneth do that exact thing he described*
Me: Oh...my God... He was right. He CAN'T make this shit up. Holy shit.
He has talent
But the talent, to make this shit up
That is what he lacks
That’s called a “vampire facial”. And it’s very popular in Hollywood! The plasma found in fresh blood is known to restore youth to the face! I’ve never done it, but I’ve heard it works wonders.
Latimew I went though the exact same thing apart from existential dread as soon as it started
That sounds metal if you describe it well enough.
They remove the blood and purify it of any plasma, we then inject the pure plasma into the face of the person willing to do this shit.
dani then why wouldn’t it do that while it’s in ur body? I call bullshit.
“I’ve been carrying around this pain for 39 years”
*some guys touch his breast*
“All my problems are solved forever. Thanks goop”
Boob touch always solves everything. Real talk though, regular contact with loved ones goes a looong way - even if you’re not a hugger, just receiving affection (words, being in the same room, etc) from people is vital to your psyche.
"It wasn't supposed to be sentimental but it became sentimental" yes, that's how sentiment work, it's created over time.
This whole show is either obvious things that they try to act smart with, or just completely bs
He showed memes by cowbelly
I think you're just trying to sound smart, my guy.
I’m
@@calebmurphy9406 me or the person who said that in the video?
Elise has that "girl who snidely follows up everything popular girl says with 'yeeeeeeah'" kinda energy.
Omg who are u
Liek, oh mah gahhhd litterallyyy, liek... yahhh totally
She looks like an older version of that girl from CollegeHumor
@@madisonstoner7405 Except Emily Axford is talented and entertaining.
So Elise is one of the Heathers?
If you ever feel at your lowest, just remember:
You could have always been someone who bought something from goop
Bobby Hinner thank you. I am healed
this always applies except for Charlie also known as Moist kr1tical
@@ngilman1883 from not purchasing from Goop, Goop has actually healed you. You owe Gwyneth Paltrow your thanks.
@@Mateo-fo5xd it still applies, he's just like Jesus: he takes the fall for humanity so we're saved from sin
@@thatginger6839 ill pray for that, brother
"Are ya'll with the cult?"
"It's not a cult. It's an organization that promotes love and-"
"This is it."
ah yes the oscar nominated film “Eddie Murphy goes to Shrexico”
Scott Sattan produced and directed by Bill Clinton
I'd watch it
My favorite continent
That line was epic!
Simp