THE FATHER OF JUICING - JonTron
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JonTron blink twice if you’re being held hostage by Raid Shadow Legends.
@ 2:21 - that's the signal, take the shot!
I didn't think 3 sponsors would be possible but here we are. We got to save him.
We will know next year when he posts
@@samuelprince4719 *Takes the Shot*
We did it boys Raid Shadow Legends is no more
overused joke
“Am I gonna get jonestowned?” I’m fucking dead lmfao
I mean, so are they
@@aroniense21 lmfaoooo
Juice town
I literally just watched a documentary on that and that line fuckin killed me
Bro wtf is that profile picture 😭
Love how Jay Kordich got his cancer-killing medical advice in an era when doctors were recommending cigarettes to people
doctors never recommmended cigarettes to people. companies paid people pretending to be doctors to sell cigarettes
What makes you think they stopped? Do you really think that doctors are much different than they were 100 years ago? Same racket, same lack of care and concern.
@@trequor I mean they have changed a shit tonne. Look at all the medical advancements over time. Just because some countries can't figure out Healthcare doesn't mean the field is unchanged
@@East16 I said "doctors". Specifically. Which is almost the same thing as saying that "people aren't much different than they were 100 years ago"
@@trequor You used a blanket statement for a group of people based on their job which has massively changed and become more restrictive to get into since that time. Just by virtue of that the people in that field have changed because they go into massive amounts of debt just to get into the career field. I'm not saying that there aren't greedy, shitty doctors out there because there absolutely are but given the amount of crippling debt, time and work that it takes to become a doctor most of them aren't shitty people.
Not to mention that the knowledge required to be a doctor has changed as well as common medical practices.
I like how Jay ignored every single question she asked
Do you drink it?
Your name is a joke. And a bad one at that
@@Mythki11er You know WHAT, I DO drink it! And moments ago, YOU drank it!
@@Mythki11er you make it incredibly hard to do this job Teri, do i drink it? That glass of juice, do i drink that?
While you're at it why don't you just fucking take over, huh?
I like how even in his death his company was still using him as marketing. “He died in his sleep... disease free!”
Probably followed up by putting him in the juicer too
@@austinbaccus he would have wished for that
You figured out the cult's practice
To be fair, it's what he would have wanted. Can't take the money you scammed people out of with you, though.
Fandom guy was the cancer all part of the scam or did he actually have it
“Where’s you family Jay?”
“They’re all dEaD!”
I love the part where he goes "I'm invisible."
The way you wrote “dead” means I must assume they all have erectile dysfunction.
Look at this celery Gordy. LOOK AT IT!
That sketch is going to get a massive amount of traffic because of this video.
Jay just juiced'em
I cannot get over Jay having Terri drink something he made and immediately informing her that "we're all going to pass away"
He slipped a special ingredient
I knew a old man who was 95 when he died, not from disease or anything, he fell of a roof and lived a month longer.We called him the Terminator because he would chase us around with a stick if we did something stupid, and the man was fast. Could be juice power...
I want to make a meme with the car salesman slapping the car. But instead of the car, it’s your old man neighbor and the caption says
“ This human can fit so much juice in it”
WWII vet?
I like how this old man is unrelated to you. You just knew this stick weilding chaser.
@@1WEareBUFO1 This proves that every human you ever met, has a completely different depiction of you as a character. Its mindblowing to think about.
"Look at me, I feel like I'm 35 again!"
- JonTron, Age 31, 2021
There has never before been a more underrated comment.
i love your pfp so much
@@hollow8077 Thanks, I drew it myself.
@@Fubukio damn. that's pretty cool
love the style
That the day of my birthday btw
shoutout to the first elderly who sees that jon corpse floating down river, have a heart attack and die before the age of 100
God I wish that were me
i'd freak out if i seen it ngl
She died disease free though...
Unless he was on the juice, in which case he would definitely live until 100, disease-free. You can avoid car accident by being on the juice.
Damn it stopping killing Kenny.
I just realized (watched this like 8 times+) the 6% refund joke is referencing how Jay made it to 94 / 100 years old so it's the remaining amount.
Oh. my. gosh. That's such a well done joke
Holy shit that’s so impressive. I’ve watched this video like 15 times that’s so smart.
Uhuh. Except Jay Kordich died at 93, not 94, so...
@@Frawt7% discount
@@If_i_flirt_its_on_accident And I bet you it had nothing to do with any illness, sickness, cancer, anything unhealthy related.
His body itself just decided to retire. Over the years, it got tired of all the intense healthy living and was just like "You know what? I think I did everything I wanted to, there's really not much else I can get out of life. I dont feel like making it to 100, I'm close enough."
12:58
Terri: "Do you drink it?"
Jay: "You make it incredibly hard to do this job, Terri. Do I drink it? That glass of juice, do I drink that? You know what, Terri? Yes, I do drink it! Matter of fact, moments ago, *you* drank it."
I live for this one bit. In my darkest moments I think back to this one excellently edited joke and realise…it will be ok.
"he was striken by an illness, which he cured by consuming mass quantities of fruit and vegetable juice."
Was it scurvy?
Honestly it might have been lol
great comment lol
Honestly, now that i think of it,
yeah, it was probably scurvy.
Inthinkdickwartz
Jon's such a loose cannon, I thought he was actually going to give himself an IV for a moment
Oh, thank God he didn’t I kept skipping that part.
For some reason I thought so too
He's chaotic good.
the entire juicequest 64 joke is amazing, so much effort for such a shortly lived joke. i especially loved the "...devastating ass" bit.
I love how a “crazy” dude from 20 years ago sounds almost sane compared to a lot of people today
Jontron: "I feel like I'm 35 again."
Also Jontron: *31*
Jotnron
Jotnron
Jotnron
Jotnron
" splash "
6:19 “there’s no way to prove this man isn’t a murderer”
- Orange Juice Simpson
Oh yeah, it's all coming together
If the glove don't fit cant convict
4:26
10:25 "God said, "Zing!" And uh... pretty much left it at that." 😂
It is interesting how he got cancer when he was old enough to join the army in the middle of WW2 and than got suddenly healed 😂😂
huh now that you say it like that...
Was wondering that myself. Like he would've been of age when WW2 kicked off, so how did he end up not getting drafted? Ah, cancer.
Then*
@@AZIONG651Well you may want to learn that WW2 for the United States did not start immediately
He was diagnosed with cancer in 1948.
Hint hint, that's 3 years after WWII ended.
Crazy how he was stricken with that terrible mystery 'cancer' right before he wouldve gotten drafted to WW2.
Many such cases.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aah didnt notice but now that you say it!
Ah yes, the true tactic to living to 100.
It's a shame he didn't discover the POWER of juice slightly earlier
We got 2 jokes about Jon killing himself in this video, instead of the usual 1
Are you ok Jon?
think he is. considering the concept is about 'living longer' and shit?
I'm sure he's fine, with the power of juicing!
@@SimplyEvan you forgot the ZING
Maybe that's why he threw a clearly realistic dead body off the bridge in the end. He needs to escape from Raid
*dying*
"The juicing processes lead to lower contents of beneficial phytochemicals and dietary fiber. In addition, juice fluids are absorbed more rapidly and lead to more dramatic changes after eating in blood sugar and insulin levels than solid whole fruits," explains senior author Dr. From Harvard edu.... I didn't know
so wait, juicing things actually lead to less benefits from it, unless you're low of blood sugar, or diabetic?
@@woobgamer5210maybe jay woulda lasted another 60 years if he ate em raw
Jon, please, NEVER change. You are a gift. A beautiful, wonderful gift. The amount of wheezing laughter you have gifted me over the years is enough for a lifetime of 100 wheezing grandma's who smoked 3 packs a day, and didn't juice properly.
He's not dead queen elizabeth has him captive forcing him to make her juices filled with life force
She will outlive us all. God bless the queen and her new British Galactic empire when she makes it
So what you're saying is.... Werewolves can live off of carrot/apple juice?
So glad she’s single now 😍😍😍😍
whatever was in that juice, it weren't carrots Doc
haha nope
@@DyslexicMitochondria Sup bro! I watch your channeI. Absolutely love ur vids
@@DyslexicMitochondria Didnt expect you here
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edit: how the hell did this get 5 likes
HAH Looney tunes metaphor
12:59 Jon's cuts and editing kills me 🤣 "You make it - *INCREDIBLY HARD TO DO THIS JOB* ..."
Funniest and most favorite youtuber!
"Do I drink it"?
11:31 forever has me in tears 🤣
4:20 Hey look. Jon actually has a use for his boat license
Nice
Somebody get me the juice!!! hahaha
I forgot about that episode gonna have to watch that next
Haha 420 lol nice rofl lmao
nice
"The Father of Juicing" sounds like an achievement in a cooking video game when you use the juicer on everything
Beat the game with just the juicer
@@coffeecrispy2673 shove the final boss' head into a juicer
@@unluckycatfish6866 *Put his family in the juicer.*
Its an achivement in cooking mama by using the juicernall the time
Cooking simulator has 'the ruler of juicing things' as an achievement for using a juicer on every item, and it's a reference to ruler of everything by tally hall
5:43 this part gets me every time. also the way he switches the scenes is so good
I randomly quote “EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR, JUICE JUICE JUICE!”
This man put on a full track suit, went to a harbor, and fell in the water just for a bit.
What can I say Jon is committed
This man is worth all the subs and likes he gets
It was track suit washing day.
It didn't look very warm out either. Plus it's the ocean in New England which isn't exactly known for its warm currents.
That was probably his own boat in his backyard lake!
"He drank 13 glasses of apple and carrot juice a day"
The dude must have been shitting like crazy, apple juice is a natural laxative
All that cancer just came right out of him
Most juice will start the metabolism and make you crap
He shit out the cancer
@@KakashiLvr26 Doctor:sorry u have cancer.
"Hold my beer" *CHUGS LAXATIVE*
@@samuellasky7771 that’s what I was thinking
Jay would’ve be 100 years old this year
“When life gives you lemons, juice them in front of a live audience” words of wisdom
Two jokes of Jon killing himself. And a Raid Shadow Legends sponsor.
I think he's being held hostage.
Jontron:"I'm being held here! My number is 123-HELP!"
Fans:"Lol."
(Years later)
Jontron:["Attempts" to "escape" twice, but is always sent back to "his apartment"]
Fans:"Is he being held hostage?"
@@FloridaGuy53 Oh shit you're right..
@@Bigbagofgamer Now 5
Or maybe Raid Shadow Legends makes so much money exploiting the weakness of the human psyche that they can spam money at anyone and everyone and still turn a disgustingly huge profit.
If I made 500k a year on RUclips (idk what Jontron makes, it's just an example) I'm still not gonna turn down 25 grand to say "Yeah Raid Shadow Legends woo baby" for a minute and a half.
He’s trying to send us a message
"6% refund"
JON HE'S ALREADY DEAD WHYD YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO HIM JON?!
Cause He Died 6 Years Earlier Then He Said He Would.
OH I GET IT NOW
@@skarloey1214 thats the joke.jpg
@@skarloey1214 oh Thank you baby, i didnt understand op’s very clear comment untill your very clear comment
Lmao savage
Mans basically calls cancer a mild inconvenience and seconds later I get a midroll ad about prostate cancer. Nice try, RUclips. Unfortunately for you though, I can cure my cancer with copious amounts of juice!
I love how he says foods put through the juicer are pre digested but cooked food is somehow less nutritional.... except cooking food makes digestion WAY easier and your body needs to expend much less energy to break it down. The efficiency of food absorption, pretty much across the board, is increased by cooking
The man, the meme, the legend has now uploaded a years worth of content, see you all next year
Gaming
Gaming
He remembered once he saw that new password can't be old password.
ok
ok
My suite mate in college was on this diet.
Our shitter was a fucking war zone.
"Why is the toilet overflowing with orange shit?"
Good question, wasn’t me tho
See, the downside to dietary trends is that they always ruin the natural order of human excretion.
what the fuck is a suite mate?
@@cvspvr like a room mate, but they live in the room next to yours and you have a shared bathroom - like a hotel suite.
12:59 is my favorite part of this video lol
jontron has an incredible talent for pulling the most obscure content and turning into real entertainment
"Live Food = Live Bodies" sounds like the tagline for a really bad hipster vampire movie. Like, "so bad it's somehow worse than bad" bad.
Have I seen you before?
I thought it was a vore reference.
Its funny, cause once you harvest a fruit or vegetable its slowly dying (rotting). So its more "Dying food, eat it before its rotten"
you sure it is not something about cannibal movie?
@@burnt968 Probably. My comments occasionally gain traction on Oney related content, as that's where my humor seems to land best. I'm surprised this comment got so many likes, actually, I kind of half-assed it. ;o
I wish Jon Tron was my son.
Would you name him Juicing? Juicetron?
I like your videos
"…..ok?
I'm certain he would meme all the food you find. KFC seaweed what the hell? XD
You mean you wish he was your....Sonny?
I’ve discovered John Tron recently and I absolutely love this guy.
17:17 the best part is that you can see Jon's arm throwing the completely fake dummy
4:30 I just realized my mom owns this book. No wonder i consumed so much celery juice as a child
How do you feel?
And your still alive to this day :,D
You know I used to juice. I didn’t need a juicer tho just some guy at the gym
Your mom owns a book with John's face on it? This is just the joke I know what you meant but still
If being a furry is the result then I'll just stick to soda.
And now youll live forever
I can't believe he actually threw himself off the bridge. Another soul that couldn't live until 100.
RIP in rest in peace
@Regdu Geht it’s true
i'm crying
Disease free until the end
What happened?
@@razikhickland3752 Watch to the end of the video.
4:17 the fact the jon was 31 made laugh so hard
10:58 is massively underrated bro 😂
Got me good
"He looks and acts like a man half that age"?!
That is a HARDEST 44.5 years I've ever seen!
Yeah 44 years 6 months stop trying to be a smartass
Not even Keith Richards looked that rough at 45
@@kaldo_kaldo If Kurt Cobain didnt shotgun hari kari he pros would have actually looked this bad...
I watched a RUclips ad, had a Raid Shadow Legends ad from Jon, then proceeded to watch the core content which consists of Jon, watching an ad.
*ADCEPTION*
@EasyCoast The natural state of man
@@patrickfrost9405 the natural state of man is primitive anarchy
Yas
@@gorbsupreme7555 yeah I’ll take capitalism over that shit any day
The boat gag holy shit I'm dead and we're still in the exposition
Host of the show: “How does this juicing stuff save lives? And make people healthy?”
Juice daddy (or what ever); “Well you see ✨zing✨… 🌠”
Host: “Oh wow and it’s that simple? Your amazing let’s make some juice!”
Lmao 🤣 the fact that she barely even responds to that ZING is hilarious! Do you think that was on the teleprompter or she knew that was coming? Or was that out of no where and she’s like wtf am I supposed to say back to this?
"There's no way to prove this man's not a murderer."
Fucking LOL
"Was" not not a murderer..... "was" not a murderer....
@Cony Budding how?
"Am I gonna get Jonestown'd?" that's a legit question.
I'm from Guyana and for about 90% of the world I'd say this is all they know about the country.
A question you should ask at every social gathering!
@@matthewyeldig4608 "is that the poison?"
"I threw that b*tch into the juicer ALIVE!" -JABOOTYDUBS
I miss the Golden Age of Infomercials. Kids these days don’t know the magic that they are missing on Sunday afternoons or after 1 AM on a weeknight.
Jon’s back doing his monthly check in to make sure that we know he’s still alive.
His once/bi yearly check up
But is Jacques?
@@Haunted_Jacolope good enough for me
Not before he tells you about his sponser!
More like yearly
"Kordich stated that his cancer was cured after drinking 13 glasses of apple and carrot juice each day."
Nothing cures cancer quite like explosive diarrhea.
Gotta shit the cancer out
@@farkbett699 Cancer is stored in the shid.
Oh so that's why that Japanese workout video talked about diarrhea.
Cancer really get in there deep. The solution, flush until there is nothing left to flush.
he spent 2 years on a juice fast after being diagnosed with bladder cancer
12:45 for a few seconds there, I thought the rest of the video was just going to be Jon eating carrots.
I was surprisingly down for this
To be fair looking like that at 88 and living to 96 are pretty damned good.
It wasn't the juice that did it though lmao. Correlation not causation and all that.
JonTrons kinda like that uncle you only see every so often at family gatherings but he’s always a good time
And you wonder if he's in jail the rest of the time that you don't see him. "Uncle JonTron is 'upstate' again."
Yeah and like the uncle, you just gotta make sure you don't bring up politics 🤣
@@BaneRain beat me to it lol.
@@BaneRain and yet here you are, doing just that
@@pinio5132 seemed like they were doing the equivalent of speaking out of earshot at the other end of the Thanksgiving dinner table, where crazy uncle Jonson Trondle cannot hear. So yknow, chill breh
I am thoroughly impressed with the irony of the “Pulp Fiction” poster in the background of a fruit juice video…
Underrated comment. That was very clever. 👍
lmao i didn't even notice 😂
Not irony
As someone who did juicing several years ago, I can tell you that it can really kick start your weight loss journey. I did it hard core for 3 weeks, and the first week was an absolute nightmare. Your body wants pizza, burgers and chips. But by the 2nd week, I had lost 8lbs, then going to the gym and eating right helped me lose 70lbs, and I've kept it off for 5 years. I can't complain.
This is probably a stupid question but does that juicer make it so you don't have to eat anything or at least not much? I am currently trying to lose weight but it's hard. I don't know much about nutrition and when you look it up you get many different opinions on the matter.
@@lyndislegion287 it won't make it so you don't eat anything, and in fact, it's pretty hard to just do juicing alone. What you can do is make your morning juice, drink it, and have some snacks after about 2 hours. What you need to do is constantly eat... Just not eat trash foods. Almonds with cheese, trail mix, apple slices... You just need to eat and snack throughout the day. You don't want to be starving, as that will lead to overeating. You can do breakfast, snack, juice for lunch, snack again, have a small glass of juice about 2pm, snack again, and finally have dinner. I weighed out my meat on a scale, and kept it to about 6-8 Oz, had grean beans or steamed carrots, broccoli... It was difficult, but in the first week, I lost about 6Lbs. Like I said, it jump starts your weight loss, and you see the effects almost immediately. Which encourages you to keep going, as doing it other ways, most pewdont see a charge, get upset, then usually give up.
13:13 IDK why this cracks me up every time.
For a brief period of my life I owned this book, gifted to me by a friend as a joke.
The most use I ever got out of it was reading the introduction to a suicidal friend to keep them occupied and laughing, so I guess you could say the Power of Juicing has saved at least one life.
Seriously though the introduction is a riot, he talks about living out of his car with his wife and two kids while he tries to get the world on board with juicing
Wow😅
That's unexpectedly wholesome and ngl as someone who has been suicidal and suffers from depression, I wish I had someone like you
He could have gotten a real job, but he really had a vision that he was going to see through.
Could imagine it would serve as a good comedy book, all things considered!
Ah well, they'll be allowed to cross the finish line and bail on this shithole some day, I suppose.
"Are you tired of being sick and tired?" I'm so tired I'm going redundant.
He’s just a big Anastasia fan
When you’re so tired that you circle back around to having energy somehow
I'm tired of that sponsor
I'm tired of raid shadow legends. It's such an awful money sink.
Nah, I got used to being tired.
And I LOVE being sick! It gets me out of going to work!
I remember when I was little I would think like "oh dang its a 5k dollar item? And they're selling it for 400!? Well we gotta get that, how are they doing that!?"😂😂😂
The funniest part is even with the Homie JonTron clowning Jay has almost convinced me to take up juicing.
4:13 Okay hear me out. He bought a blue tracksuit, drove to the lake, jumped inside it, just for an 8 second clip. That's dedication. That's why it takes him 8 months to film a video. That's jontron.
I was wondering if that was his boat. Since he already made a video about getting an boating license so he can take his wife for a lake ride
underrated comment
I bet he had that doll specially made for this video.
And built a whole fuckin shrine to this guy
And the Nintendo Power gag
I feel like Jon’s upload schedule might actually be a benefit to him. His videos have such replay ability that, whenever a new video comes out, I immediately binge a bunch of his old videos.
Yeah he also chooses times when the ad revenue is the highest which is smoart
True his videos are super rewatch able but if he upload like every 2 weeks he could have 50 million plus subs, he’s an amazing youtuber
@@Ruger34 Cant achieve good quality and perfection if he did it so fast
I literally watch all my favorites every time I remember he exists.
They never get old, its always good to go back over his stuff. For me I always relook at titenic first😂
"take these in your hand and squeeze it with all your might"
*lady shakes them up and down*
Imagine you get scared awake from a deep sleep because the next hour has passed and you're handed a glass of carrot apple juice.
When will we get a "Jon nearly kills himself" compilation
Like the muzzle flash was obviously fake, but his reaction to ot being a gun seemed genuine. Not sire if the qhole thing was a joke or not.(tbe reaction to the gun, not the gunshot)
@@matthewhebbert2751 his reaction was good, but the gunshot was definitely fake lol.
Yes
If we made that compilation we'd have to include that part in Disney bootleg where he hung himself still don't know how he didn't die for that one
I'm honestly surprised somebody hasn't already made this too
Jon licking his lips and saying “live bodies” is give it me big Danny Devito as the penguin vibes. 10/10.
“So anyway, I started juicin”
@@coleozaeta6344 "Rats with wings...do your thing!"
5:43, absolute gold.
Happy 100th birthday juiceman
For real, though, Jay really did look healthy up to the end. Man was ten times more active than other people his age. Could've shaved his eyebrows though.
Actually that's where his power came from
The thing is that we don't know and it might be because of it's lucky genetics and others things in his life and not only juicying x')
@@SquaulDuNeant yeah eyebrows obviously
HE LOOKED JAUNDICED 😭
@@CommentFrom the modern day Samson. What finally took him was someone shaving his eyebrows as a prank.
"When life gives you lemons, just start juicing them in front of a live studio audience."
I know it was probably unintentional, but that saying is actually kind of true, and a lot of people, especially internet personalities, have made a living off doing basically that
and then they peel them and then they slice them and then they eat them and then they repurpose the peels and leftover pulp and then they just pretend they have more lemons
I'm mad about the lemons!
Combustible lemons
I mean look at Nikokado. He became financially stable due to him being a degenerate
Onlyfans is loaded with huge juices lemons! You're definitely not wrong!
I’ve come back to this video hundreds of times and 11:32 and never ceased to get me laughing hard
The ending of this is so much gold.. like I totally forgot that last sketch at the end.. its genius and beautiful
“Fuck getting old!”
Don’t worry, Jon. With the amount of sugar and salt I ingest on a daily basis, I won’t be able to reach my 40s without Diabetes doing its thing.
Can't get old if you don't grow old, am I right?
Same here 😂😂
same it's called the " f it diet"
i won't live a day past 30.
That amount of salt can’t taste good... you gotta use your salt in small amounts, or you’ll get too angry and have a heart attack!
The “why don’t you fucking take over” legitimately made me cry laugh for 5 mins. Thanks for making this vid man, made my day
Yeah, I lost it when he threw the carrots at the camera.
What's the time stamp
@@keyboardwarrior___5077 11:31
@@RetroPiero thanks man
That gag gave me a chuckle when I first watched it, but now that I’m re-watching and seeing this comment, that bit actually has me struggling to breath at 1 in the morning.
that's why they call him the juice.
I keep coming back to JonTron vids because they are genuinely one of the only things that truly make me happy. Thank you JonTron!
Oh. From the title I thought it was going to be about Jon becoming a bodybuilder and juicing to the gills. Shame.
Weird assumption.
HE LIVES DAMNIT! HE LIVES!
same honestly
So he’d get sponsored by GymShark?
Have you watched any of his content at all?
"Just squeeze it. Did you get any juice out?"
She then proceeds to crush it, sending bits of carrots and juice everywhere.
She ain't PPT
Vegeta was right. Push ups and plenty of juice are the key.
Crazy. The lady at around 8:00 said "you were supposed to be dead 60 years ago"
well, he was 88 when that infomercial aired and he died at 94. so he died 6 years after it aired. it's not 60, but crazy it was 6.
1:33 I am not sure whether you added those sounds or if that was originally in there but it had me dying!
“Are you tired of being sick and tired?”
*every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
Ozzy?
Technically the latter is an analytic truth or tautology, whereas the former is a non-trivial meta reflective attitude. OK some people aren't tired of being sick and tired, such as the bravely depressed and Donald Trump.
Stfu
I am sick and tired, of being sick and tired.
Every 1 second in Savannah a Zombie is killed
@@tieck4408 The shot at Trump got you 10 upvotes. Enjoy them.
The fact that Jon jumped off a bridge and died just for this video is commitment
Especially as luke sawards dire dire docks was playing
Someone just gotta remember to juice him while the enzymes are still fresh
@@Protanly ok im on it
this is his final video
Kordich has the eyebrows that gandalf has as described in the books
"Like you said, we don't live forever" 'I'm into that!' "OH THAT WAS A GUN"
“Am i about to get Jonestowned” is my new favorite Jon Tron Quote
i laughed so hard man
"it's pre-digested!" abandon humanity, return to burd.
ZING✨
That's post-digested.
Pre-digested means it hasn't been digested yet... so that's all food.
@@CordovanSplotchVT or it means it has been digested prior to consumption.
Kinda like how pre-cut bagels, are just bagels cut before being bought.
I'm drunk , but Even sober this is the funniest thing ever, Jhon still is the Best comedian un RUclips
13:00 "Do you drink it?"
I was laughing so much I started choking 🤣🤣🤣 seriously laughing like Mr White in that hole under the closet. Crying and laughing hysterically 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼🤯🤣🤣