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    Episode 2: Exploring the world of wine by focusing on about 2 hyper specific things and refusing to elaborate.
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    Don Giovanni - Overture. Fulda Symphonic Orchestra.
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    Symphony no 9 in Em "New World" IV. Musopen.
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    Parisian Cafe - Aaron Kenny. RUclips Audio Library.
    • A Parisian Cafe
    Gentle Breeze - Trauma Center DS 2
    Yakko's World Instrumental
    The Sims - Buy Mode 1
    Epic Cinematic Adventure - Majestic Vision - Infraction Music
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    Parappa The Rapper 2 - Sista Moosesha Instrumental
    Pheonix Wright Ace Attorney - Light and Shadow of the Film Studio
    Justice League Heroes - STAR Labs Entrance
    Marvel Super Heroes Arcade - Opening
    Cyberpunk 2077 - The Rebel Path
    Humans are disappearing - Mass Effect
    Dark Souls - Bed of Chaos
    Dark Souls 3 - Souls of Cinder
    AUDIOJUNGLE: Old Fashion Games
    AUDIOJUNGLE: Fifties Television by Hyperprod
    AUDIOJUNGLE: Jazz Lounge Piano by Evolving Vibes
    AUDIOJUNGLE: Jazz Piano Medium by Tone Village
    AUDIOJUNGLE: Window Shopping by Scorewizards
    AUDIOJUNGLE: The Suburbs by Hyperprod
    AUDIOJUNGLE: Jazz Piano Medium Swing
    12 Concerti Grossi, Op. 6 - Concerto no 4 in D Major - Advent Chamber Orchestra
    Sonata for Cello and Piano - 1. Allegretto ben moderato. Paul Pitman, Bang-Eun Lee
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    Second Suite for Military Band, Op. 28 no. 2, Gustav Holst. Performed by USAF Heritage of America Band
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    Scenes from Childhood, Op. 15 - VII. Dreaming / Reverie (Träumerei), Robert Schumann
    Donald Betts
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    Solo Cello Passion - Doug Maxwell_Media Right Productions - RUclips Audio Library
    Préludes, Op. 28, Frédéric Chopin, Performed by Jeannette Fang • Préludes, Op. 28, Fréd...
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Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @bootycallhotline7385
    @bootycallhotline7385 5 месяцев назад +9868

    *All teary-eyed* “How much is art worth?”
    “Around 20$.”
    You nailed it

    • @janisir4529
      @janisir4529 5 месяцев назад +187

      Truly an artistic conclusion

    • @AllHailDotHack
      @AllHailDotHack 5 месяцев назад +157

      I was driving and nearly crashed because of that bit.

    • @moist_wenis
      @moist_wenis 5 месяцев назад +87

      This was the realest thing ever. As a muggle I related perhaps too closely. Art is worth around 20 bucks.

    • @Moonknife
      @Moonknife 5 месяцев назад +35

      As an artist i completely agree.

    • @go-gogodlike6179
      @go-gogodlike6179 5 месяцев назад +77

      To be real for a sec: as someone who goes to art fairs and craft shows yeah there's a markup and sometimes you get those overly soulful starving artist types, but overall all they're folks with a hobby. They wanna make money, but often they'll run sales and package deals and like Internet Historian said at the end about hobbies that's the fun of local art markets. Chatting with artists and getting their business info, striking deals, finding unique gifts, the story and memories of it all; it ends up worth more than just $20 bucks.

  • @markveenstra3060
    @markveenstra3060 5 месяцев назад +5406

    shoutout to tommy tallarico for inventing wine, I bet his mother is very proud of him

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 5 месяцев назад +160

      I'd make a *"Guinness* World Records" joke, but that's a _stout._

    • @GalaxOperi
      @GalaxOperi 5 месяцев назад +24

      So true bestie ❤

    • @skdeathxlife
      @skdeathxlife 5 месяцев назад +15

      I don't get this reference chief

    • @joshgiannini1804
      @joshgiannini1804 5 месяцев назад +249

      ​@@skdeathxliferoundabout reference to Hbomberguy, in his last upload he talked about IH plagiarizing the cave video

    • @derekmccloud6333
      @derekmccloud6333 5 месяцев назад +69

      I heard he was the first American to work on wine!

  • @PopoXReturnz
    @PopoXReturnz 3 месяца назад +1502

    I used to get drunk on wine because thats what i was used to. Then i realized there was much more to wine. The hobby behind it. The depth. The nuance.
    So i switched to bourbon and never looked back.

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C 3 месяца назад +64

      based

    • @Solid_Jackson
      @Solid_Jackson 3 месяца назад +31

      I thought this was going to be another sanctimonious post from someone who can’t handle their booze, but it wasn’t, great post!

    • @gregwessendorf
      @gregwessendorf 3 месяца назад +34

      Thankfully the history of burbon is lost to time and those who might try to look it up are too drunk to care.

    • @pentu7738
      @pentu7738 3 месяца назад +3

      you can the same thing about everything ;) salz buter cars....every product. eben cheap drugs like wine

    • @PopoXReturnz
      @PopoXReturnz 3 месяца назад +10

      @@pentu7738 i'm sorry, I have no idea what idea you are trying to convey.

  • @joosia7452
    @joosia7452 4 месяца назад +995

    Wine is the best way to hide alcoholism

    • @D2attemp
      @D2attemp 4 месяца назад +120

      I’m not drinking in the middle of the day, I’m having a wine tasting and it’s classy
      - Randy Marsh

    • @Corona_Paul
      @Corona_Paul 3 месяца назад +4

      Exactly why I'm getting into it 😂

    • @morbidsearch
      @morbidsearch 3 месяца назад +10

      Deleting comments is the best way to hide plagiocephaly

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 3 месяца назад +12

      @@morbidsearch As is rape apologia. Imagine hiding that for six years.

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean 3 месяца назад

      @@murderalphabetinc.5162 Not sure what you guys are talking about specifically but since I don't encounter actual rape apologists either online or in real life and yet I do encounter the term "rape apologist" fairly often from feminists hurled at various seemingly random people, I surmise that "rape apologist" means anyone who ever disagrees with a feminist about anything ever. Particularly when feminists say crazy irrational things like that any sexual experience they have which they later (sometimes decades later) regret is defined as rape.
      Leftists generally don't care about words meaning things so they tend to destroy the meaning of any words they use and this is definitely a case of that, so if you mean anything more literal or direct by the term "rape apologist" then that's going to have to come with some further explanation.

  • @MissCookieThief
    @MissCookieThief 5 месяцев назад +6582

    Can't believe Tommy Tallarico did all the music and sfx for this video. I'm sure his mother is very proud of him.

    • @zeppelin_fan123
      @zeppelin_fan123 5 месяцев назад +354

      He deserves a Guinness world record for this vid

    • @awildsylveon9896
      @awildsylveon9896 5 месяцев назад +1

      IT WAS JOEY, ITS ALWAYS FUCKING JOEY

    • @warwicksulista8320
      @warwicksulista8320 5 месяцев назад +136

      Cant believe he made all the songs for aquaman whyle ben shapiro watched over both of them

    • @GodIwishIknew
      @GodIwishIknew 5 месяцев назад +333

      why are so many people referencing hbomberguy under every video?
      I mean i know he recently posted a new vid but what has wine or internet historian have to do with it?
      EDIT: watched the hbomberguy video, thanks everyone

    • @tuongtrinh4720
      @tuongtrinh4720 5 месяцев назад +204

      @@GodIwishIknewIH was featured in it ☺️

  • @kingszeno
    @kingszeno 5 месяцев назад +17061

    The revelation that expensive wine and coffee machines are a hobby just like train sets and Warhammer figurines makes too much sense.

    • @TheDolphinTuna
      @TheDolphinTuna 5 месяцев назад +675

      I actually had my perspective changes completely by a few lines in an IH video. Funny that

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 5 месяцев назад +276

      That's assuming if that was actually his idea in the first place, this could be someone else's comparison considering the recent revelation regarding IH.

    • @koolaidman4869
      @koolaidman4869 5 месяцев назад +562

      @@StrikeWarlock It's not recent and it's not even a big deal. Genuinely, who cares?

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 5 месяцев назад +207

      @@koolaidman4869 he's privating a lot of his Game Explained videos lmao. The fact that he's covering his tracks means the Cave Story thing might just be the tip of the iceberg

    • @TheRealXira
      @TheRealXira 5 месяцев назад +158

      @@StrikeWarlock What revelation would that be?
      Guessing I must have missed something.

  • @rustyshackelford4515
    @rustyshackelford4515 3 месяца назад +66

    As a winemaker.... 90% of wine is smoke and mirrors.... I have stories that would make people's heads spin... industrial winemaking is crazy

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 месяца назад +7

      Antifreeze
      That is all.

    • @rustyshackelford4515
      @rustyshackelford4515 2 месяца назад +6

      @@JoshSweetvale it's wasn't antifreeze- it was propylene glycol for chillwater systems.... BIG difference but still bad..... propylene glycol is actually food grade

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 2 месяца назад +24

      @@rustyshackelford4515 Sorry, it's not antifreeze unless it comes from the antifreeze region of the car shop.
      ...Glycols are antifreeze.

    • @camn.9330
      @camn.9330 28 дней назад

      @@rustyshackelford4515 propylene glycol IS antifreeze, no?

    • @zachleblanc4713
      @zachleblanc4713 23 дня назад

      ​@@camn.9330ethelyne glycol i think

  • @miami9264
    @miami9264 26 дней назад +25

    "Someone had to open the gates for the barbarians" Is hilarious, keep it up!

  • @GalaxOperi
    @GalaxOperi 5 месяцев назад +8711

    Shoutout to Tomny Tallarico for inventing Internet Historian, his mother is very proud.

    • @gregorius2535
      @gregorius2535 5 месяцев назад +390

      You know that he broke a world record with that? No joke, he now holds SEVEN! Guinness world records!

    • @itschudobs
      @itschudobs 5 месяцев назад +257

      ​@@gregorius2535man, if you thought THAT was cool, wait till you hear he worked hand-in-hand with Shigeru Miyamoto on this video!

    • @RodolfoGeriatra
      @RodolfoGeriatra 5 месяцев назад +309

      Redditor

    • @theod0r
      @theod0r 5 месяцев назад +147

      @@itschudobs Did you know he was the first ever american?

    • @nyx7694
      @nyx7694 5 месяцев назад +78

      ​@RodolfoGeriatra I mean, it's usually expected for you to say more than what site you came from, but you do you, I guess

  • @beffery_jezos
    @beffery_jezos 5 месяцев назад +3518

    Glad Tommy Tallarico was able to edit and write the entire video! I think he deserves another Guinness World Record for this!

    • @martijnharle8111
      @martijnharle8111 5 месяцев назад +178

      his mother is really proud of him!

    • @POF69420
      @POF69420 5 месяцев назад +54

      Cry some more

    • @themisclick1073
      @themisclick1073 5 месяцев назад +61

      Two words: Touch Grass

    • @certifiedrat863
      @certifiedrat863 5 месяцев назад +319

      @@bowen13 For what, being nothing but truthful?
      Yeah good job bud, make a snarky comment at me then delete it. Great way to make your point.

    • @zandithshloper2005
      @zandithshloper2005 5 месяцев назад

      For being correct and pointing out the truth?@@bowen13

  • @selectthedead
    @selectthedead 3 месяца назад +271

    Fun fact, if you want to knock off the top of a champagne bottle, go along the line where the glass fuses together, only then will you not destroy the whole bottle.

    • @bobbyfischerman4811
      @bobbyfischerman4811 2 месяца назад +14

      Oh really. Wow, that some fvcking incredible news.

    • @Jjgm69
      @Jjgm69 2 месяца назад +34

      ​@@bobbyfischerman4811don't be like that, dude, the man is telling us the cheat codes.

    • @Gaetano.94
      @Gaetano.94 28 дней назад +2

      Togather

    • @Gaetano.94
      @Gaetano.94 28 дней назад

      ​@@Jjgm69 cheat codes. Like plagiarizing a story and passing it off as your own a la: Internet Historian?

  • @josefb2756
    @josefb2756 3 месяца назад +160

    Another way to up your wine snobbery credits is this fact: The waiter does not let you taste the wine to see if you like it, he lets you taste it to test if it is corked or not. So all your "oooohs, aahhhs and red-fruit caramel hay" don't really matter. It is definitely frowned upon (in al the really snobby places) to have them open a bottle and then you going "no sir, I don't like it."

    • @enjoyerofcontent
      @enjoyerofcontent 3 месяца назад +23

      In addition to this you can safely assume the restaurant staff know nothing about wine service when they bring out a screwcap bottle and offer a tasting.

    • @lyndislegion287
      @lyndislegion287 3 месяца назад +7

      If that's the case, then what exactly should I say after I tasted it?

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 3 месяца назад +9

      @@enjoyerofcontent even if it's screw capped, if i don't like it i'll just say it's corked. the waiter is dumb enough to believe me anyway.

    • @danielaykroid3759
      @danielaykroid3759 3 месяца назад +41

      ​​@@lyndislegion287 ask if there's alcohol in it, then start freaking out in Arabic (or other alcohol free demographic).

    • @josefb2756
      @josefb2756 2 месяца назад +10

      @@enjoyerofcontent And when the cartons come out you either screwed or in the hands of a truly genius sommelier. I've never had this happen but it would be great if one at a starred restaurant would say; " this is one from Aldi, it's just very good."

  • @cassidy8307
    @cassidy8307 5 месяцев назад +2870

    I'm so glad to see the first historian that worked on sonic is still making videos

    • @gregorius2535
      @gregorius2535 5 месяцев назад +159

      I love it, I wonder if he tries to cover it up again or if he’ll just explain what really happened

    • @eliphas_vlka
      @eliphas_vlka 5 месяцев назад +24

      stop smoking

    • @0NeeN0
      @0NeeN0 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@eliphas_vlka wdym?

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 5 месяцев назад +97

      did you know he has an 8 foot waterfall?! amazing!

    • @benwarde8568
      @benwarde8568 5 месяцев назад +92

      The waterfall can be a bit of a pain at night though, especially since it’s outside his bedroom. I love Tommy’s commitment to us. He’s willing to endure such horrors so we can get such wonders, like the amico!!

  • @CWyvern-vh3qe
    @CWyvern-vh3qe 2 месяца назад +16

    Internet historian please come back already im so thirsty and don’t know how to drink

  • @lynussullivan8050
    @lynussullivan8050 3 месяца назад +126

    My favourite in the fancy series so far. Listening to it for the 10th time while making homemade wine, while drinking wine. Well done.

    • @Teckferret
      @Teckferret 3 месяца назад +4

      worth 20$?

    • @Gaetano.94
      @Gaetano.94 28 дней назад

      Why listen to it when you can read the story that Internet Historian plagiarized and passed it off as his own instead?

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant 27 дней назад

      Mald ​@@Gaetano.94

    • @TemplarTate
      @TemplarTate 11 дней назад

      Why bother watching RUclips videos when you can join a harassment group to troll others?

  • @aboreal
    @aboreal 5 месяцев назад +2982

    Im pretty sure his mom is very proud of him for this video

    • @MothsAreTheBest
      @MothsAreTheBest 5 месяцев назад +344

      no you have to rewrite it: his female person whose idea it was to *extrude* him from her womb felt great pleasure and gratification for his creation of this sequence of pictures and audio.

    • @kimchifriend2499
      @kimchifriend2499 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@MothsAreTheBest Best youtube comment I have ever seen

    • @Content_Deleted
      @Content_Deleted 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@MothsAreTheBest"Pregnant people" XDDDDD

    • @lillyrichter3383
      @lillyrichter3383 5 месяцев назад +9

      I am also proud. He can call me "mommy" if that makes him happy.

    • @MitteyTheWolf
      @MitteyTheWolf 5 месяцев назад +3

      And yet his Father will never be proud. Just like mine.

  • @speedweed8095
    @speedweed8095 5 месяцев назад +3643

    Watching this video truly extrudes enjoyment out of me

    • @lolzerscolzers4248
      @lolzerscolzers4248 5 месяцев назад +119

      Couldnt've put it better myself

    • @kudosensei
      @kudosensei 5 месяцев назад +106

      cheeky cheeky

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 5 месяцев назад +128

      Pull me up! I've been buried in these comments for days and need to be extruded to freedom!

    • @iambakuhatsu
      @iambakuhatsu 5 месяцев назад +25

      H SpeedWeed Guy

    • @chrisd6287
      @chrisd6287 5 месяцев назад +268

      Wake.Scream.Extrude Wake.Scream.Extrude

  • @callmefreckle
    @callmefreckle 4 месяца назад +53

    "They are a pisces and you shouldn't trust their opinion, anyway." -giving major earth sign vibes here
    👀

    • @ynpavo
      @ynpavo 2 месяца назад +3

      you didnt realize he was making fun of you 😬 thats unfortunate

  • @user-fl1mb1er4q
    @user-fl1mb1er4q 2 месяца назад +53

    When he said "Ad time" I was about to forward the video, but then I remembered what channel I'm watching

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 2 месяца назад +4

      A channel that plagiarises from other people?

    • @MingeBorea
      @MingeBorea 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Clarity_Controlyes

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler Месяц назад +19

      @@Clarity_ControlRedditor

    • @RPGeek
      @RPGeek Месяц назад

      ​@@Clarity_Controllmao triggered chud

  • @oneofmanyjames-es1643
    @oneofmanyjames-es1643 5 месяцев назад +2295

    This is top tier. Truly, he deserves those Guinness World Records.

  • @fartmicrowave
    @fartmicrowave 5 месяцев назад +3424

    Shoutouts to Tommy Tallarico for doing ALL of the sound effects and the entire video!

    • @creeeamy7133
      @creeeamy7133 5 месяцев назад +177

      Truly incredible, that's going on the list for his 8th World Record.
      The first American to work on Sonic the Hedgehog cannot be stopped.

    • @SuddenZephyrs
      @SuddenZephyrs 5 месяцев назад +85

      His longtime friend and mentee, Hideo Kojima, is no doubt very proud.

    • @huzi990
      @huzi990 5 месяцев назад +55

      His mother is very proud of him.

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 5 месяцев назад +19

      @fartmicrowave
      Wait... The guy who did Earthworm Jim?

    • @antimatter3084
      @antimatter3084 5 месяцев назад +36

      His mother is very proud

  • @Blahblahmonster1234
    @Blahblahmonster1234 3 месяца назад +282

    “Let me do a quick 180” 😂 as he proceeds to do a full 360 rotation

    • @kevinw6814
      @kevinw6814 3 месяца назад +14

      You do a 360 and walk away every time you leave a room.

    • @Pax.YouTube
      @Pax.YouTube Месяц назад +4

      he did a quick 180. twice.

    • @sendmorerum8241
      @sendmorerum8241 Месяц назад +1

      Politics reference yay

    • @Unga_Bunga
      @Unga_Bunga 11 дней назад +1

      what do you mean by 360 please exeplaine

    • @Blahblahmonster1234
      @Blahblahmonster1234 11 дней назад

      @@Unga_Bunga so a 180 is you turn around and leave. But a 360 is you do a complete turn and end up where you were :) just a funny play on words

  • @bunnywaffles898
    @bunnywaffles898 3 месяца назад +138

    I think about "Someone had to hold open the gates for the barbarians, why not me?" quite often.

    • @mattjohnson8585
      @mattjohnson8585 3 месяца назад +7

      The difference is that no one wants to go through your gates.

  • @davemiller4307
    @davemiller4307 5 месяцев назад +1350

    Crazy that IH was so fast on this one. His mother must be very proud.

    • @paulchamp12
      @paulchamp12 5 месяцев назад +32

      His mother died from embarrassment

    • @idefusecreepers1119
      @idefusecreepers1119 5 месяцев назад +112

      considering Hbomberguys latest video exposes IH for stealing other peoples work. this may explain the quick upload.

    • @doctorgibberish
      @doctorgibberish 5 месяцев назад +39

      @@idefusecreepers1119it’s a reference to tomy tellerico video

    • @carpelunam
      @carpelunam 5 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@idefusecreepers1119last week it was cookies this week it's plagiarism I'm sure you'll forget all about it within 7 days

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 5 месяцев назад +99

      @@idefusecreepers1119 He exposes IH for adapting the entire man in cave video from a single article, but claims he couldn't find anything else on the channel that was plagiarised. You took the time to watch a 4 hour video, don't misquote it at least

  • @astonbailey-fong1178
    @astonbailey-fong1178 5 месяцев назад +1385

    I'm glad to see that the man whose house was on Cribs more than once is still making videos.

    • @Swaxeman
      @Swaxeman 5 месяцев назад +125

      His mother is very proud of him

    • @NickRage76
      @NickRage76 5 месяцев назад +63

      It’s ironic Harry’s viewers are criticizing someone for plagiarism by making the same recycled joke none of them came up with. Cite your references guys 🤡

    • @josephclarence397
      @josephclarence397 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@NickRage76someone tell this guy that jokes are different from hour long video essays quick before his brain explodes

    • @WalterBurton
      @WalterBurton 5 месяцев назад

      @@britishgaming2 :
      Nah, it wasn't just "one part of one video." It was the whole fucking thing. And it wasn't just the one video. We have receipts.
      If he owned-up to it like an adult, he'd get a lot more respect, and a lot less unsubs.
      Problem is, as of right now, he just seems like every other skeevy shitheel grifter. They're a dime-a-dozen on YT. Turns out, he's yet another one.

    • @NickRage76
      @NickRage76 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@josephclarence397 woah buddy you keep those goalposts exactly where you found them. Don’t want people to think it’s okay to reiterate someone’s words without giving them credit now

  • @saxy42
    @saxy42 5 месяцев назад +2982

    As the first American to work on the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise who went on MTV cribs, I loved this video

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 5 месяцев назад +186

      Holy shit, are you THE saxy42? The first American to ever go into a cave?
      I love your work!

    • @user-eu1yj2uj3t
      @user-eu1yj2uj3t 5 месяцев назад +44

      I loved when you flied the first helicopter in America

    • @Free-4554
      @Free-4554 5 месяцев назад +82

      Yooo, I can't believe the record holder for the most Guinness World Records watches IH!

    • @saxy42
      @saxy42 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Free-4554 My mother is very proud of me and my symphonic concerts

    • @TheBirdmon17
      @TheBirdmon17 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Free-4554cant you see is a bot

  • @diegoveloso3rd
    @diegoveloso3rd 28 дней назад +6

    27:28 Also applies to people audiophiles who collect vinyl records. Majority of vinyl today are pressed with dies made from digital copies of the song, so no more "analog" sound. These people just like to own physical copies of music and enjoy the ritual/ceremony of the whole thing

  • @mapoleo
    @mapoleo 2 месяца назад +248

    Can’t wait for the new wonka experience video

    • @bunny5728
      @bunny5728 Месяц назад +6

      Please I will pay money for this og

    • @triceratroytv2292
      @triceratroytv2292 Месяц назад +2

      He committed suicide btw

    • @tie7626
      @tie7626 Месяц назад +4

      @@triceratroytv2292 niceee

    • @girlwantsboy
      @girlwantsboy Месяц назад

      ​@@triceratroytv2292wait who?

    • @DJYungHoxha
      @DJYungHoxha Месяц назад +21

      That one will take a while, he still needs an article to rip off

  • @kireitonsi
    @kireitonsi 5 месяцев назад +2380

    Comedic timing is a delicate art. It requires a certain degree of talent. Or, sheer coincidence.

    • @DrunkenHotei
      @DrunkenHotei 5 месяцев назад +288

      I'd call it tragic timing, personally. My disappointment knows no bounds.

    • @WalkBesideMe
      @WalkBesideMe 5 месяцев назад +103

      He's not clever enough for that so sheer coincidence

    • @1792cake
      @1792cake 5 месяцев назад +83

      Could you do a mate a solid and explain why everyone is harping on IH's upload timing? it seems like it was in response to something that I am not aware of

    • @5ivess.
      @5ivess. 5 месяцев назад

      Hbomberguy@@1792cake

    • @thecultofcaged
      @thecultofcaged 5 месяцев назад +276

      @@1792cake the RUclipsr Hbomberguy uploaded a video calling out several RUclipsrs for plagiarism going into extreame detail on each case
      and Internet Historian was one of them i think its like 1 hr and 20 min into his video

  • @thrillcollectors
    @thrillcollectors 5 месяцев назад +435

    “I’m pouring my heart and soul into this. It’s art. How much is art”
    About 20 bucks.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 5 месяцев назад +3

      yes

    • @snowballeffect7812
      @snowballeffect7812 5 месяцев назад +24

      Well, it's free if you just copy it.

    • @breakerboy365
      @breakerboy365 5 месяцев назад +10

      don't you mean 33 bucks?

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@snowballeffect7812you wouldn't download a wine bottle would you?

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 3 месяца назад +11

    Never thought I'd see the day when Kingdom Come Deliverance gets used in a video about keeping wine humble but here we are

  • @HomTolland69
    @HomTolland69 Месяц назад +34

    You make ad breaks watchable

  • @luigiboard5704
    @luigiboard5704 5 месяцев назад +1445

    The sound design on this is incredible. Glad to know the guy who made the roblox "oof" sound is still in the business

    • @nat9380
      @nat9380 5 месяцев назад +110

      his mother is very proud

    • @mm-gu9of
      @mm-gu9of 5 месяцев назад

      That sound is way older than roblox you uncultured porcine

    • @taigahiiragi4729
      @taigahiiragi4729 4 месяца назад +27

      Wtf are all thes bot comments?

    • @tatogreen
      @tatogreen 4 месяца назад +34

      ​@@taigahiiragi4729my mother is very proud

    • @jenni9902
      @jenni9902 4 месяца назад +7

      *Enthustiac Oof*

  • @kirbstarkingofsucc
    @kirbstarkingofsucc 4 месяца назад +1734

    isn't it crazy how the first historian to be featured on mtv cribs still makes content today? its crazy!

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 4 месяца назад +35

      I’m sure a little bit of dunking is justified but a lot of these are based on Tommy who wasn’t even in the plagiarism video. Am I missing something?

    • @4X4StudiosHR
      @4X4StudiosHR 4 месяца назад +69

      This jokes are getting boring, at least be next time funny and original.

    • @Solid--Snake
      @Solid--Snake 4 месяца назад

      @@PuzzlePottage1390 i've been searching about these accusations only to find nothing. could you please share a source?

    • @LeGrandFromage58
      @LeGrandFromage58 4 месяца назад +17

      @@PuzzlePottage1390 what does a book about american football have to do with hbomberguy

    • @piratekingomega3292
      @piratekingomega3292 4 месяца назад +130

      @@4X4StudiosHR why should we when IH isn’t?

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz 3 месяца назад +70

    Me a year ago trying to explain why we don't need to spend $250 for a bottle of Champagne to celebrate our honeymoon, and mostly failing. I feel like a failure of an alcoholic and eventually give it up a few months later.

    • @chromsh2806
      @chromsh2806 2 месяца назад

      Well maybe your wife just fanted to feel very fancy and that wasn't about if the bottle of Champagne was worth the 250$ or not

  • @Timeward76
    @Timeward76 Месяц назад +8

    I find the last bit of the video very touching. Hobbies are all about the journey. The finished product at the end is just a bonus you get to keep or drink. Another lovingly painted space marine to join your army, a lovingly built train set, a starship miniature you scoured from a convention... The final product is cool, but the journey to get it was just as meaningful.

  • @kamilstenzel3929
    @kamilstenzel3929 5 месяцев назад +1802

    I love how when you're really into wine you're high class, and when you're really into vodka you "have a problem"

    • @magicalnoodles
      @magicalnoodles 5 месяцев назад +99

      To be fair, vodka tastes terrible, especially pure vodka.
      Also, it kinda has the connotation of being poor and miserable. Whenever you see an old homeless man on the street, it's always with a vodka bottle in hand, never wine.
      The logic does check out, since the goal of the old man is to get drunk in the cheapest way possible. Still, the stigma is there, and remains strong.

    • @TheFriendlyFascist
      @TheFriendlyFascist 5 месяцев назад +7

      I'm really into Jagermeister what's that make me?

    • @vincentd.mercille1342
      @vincentd.mercille1342 5 месяцев назад +54

      ​@@magicalnoodlesThere are smooth vodkas out there, I had a phase where I wanted to try them all and I can say for myself that exemple: Belvedere and Grey Goose go down smoothly compared to Moskovskaya or Smirnoff... Lots of great local producers are good also and they make some crazy naturally aromatized ones like Zubrowka..
      Anyhow, I totally get your point but it's the case with all alcohol really lol. Like when a cashier asks me when I buy booze "Is that any good I never tried it" I usually reply as a joke "If I wanted to drink something that tastes good I would have bought juice."".

    • @SEAZNDragon
      @SEAZNDragon 5 месяцев назад +39

      @@magicalnoodlesexcept there are cheap wines and even a term for those who drunk on wine- winos.

    • @shabath
      @shabath 5 месяцев назад +31

      @@TheFriendlyFascist Probably 17.

  • @aimesblack
    @aimesblack 5 месяцев назад +1688

    It’s smart that people gave wine a fancy image so that they can be an alcoholic without being seen as one

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 5 месяцев назад

      It's pretty smart eh? Now, let's see how the crack addicts class their "hobby" up.

    • @cornparade6874
      @cornparade6874 5 месяцев назад +23

      So what's the word "wino" about then

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@cornparade6874 Clarity

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 5 месяцев назад +26

      I think you are smart people and deserve to know that you are watching someone who plagiarized an entire article

    • @leonardticsay8046
      @leonardticsay8046 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@cornparade6874only reserved for people who get drunk off of anything with a screw top. Or synthetic corks.

  • @kaliss7192
    @kaliss7192 4 месяца назад +210

    That's why I always pick the most expensive bottle of Dr. Pepper to go with my dinner.

    • @skruggibberish6348
      @skruggibberish6348 4 месяца назад +9

      If you really appreciated vintage pop, you'd go for a faygo. Perhaps a nice rock n rye, or a moon mist if you're feeling fancy.

    • @xfys0
      @xfys0 3 месяца назад +4

      why do I feel like i've seen this comment with 2 replies instead of 1

    • @Wojlolpl
      @Wojlolpl 3 месяца назад +2

      You mean the biggest

  • @gramdalfthewhite
    @gramdalfthewhite Месяц назад +7

    As a bartender / server, when i heard 23:36 , I started dying 😂
    The amount of people who disrespect white wine with Sprite & Ice cubes is astounding

  • @k4st886
    @k4st886 5 месяцев назад +83

    spectating this battlefield of a comment section is entertainment at its finest

    • @Gear3
      @Gear3 4 месяца назад +43

      “I enjoy this video”
      “You may have laughed, but have you considered that this guy is basically a child murderer”

    • @dontworryboutit404
      @dontworryboutit404 4 месяца назад +4

      Accurate

    • @jansettler4828
      @jansettler4828 4 месяца назад +21

      ​@@Gear3"This dude is profiting of other people's work"
      "Mimimi I CAN'T HEAR YOU "

    • @digdokad
      @digdokad 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@jansettler4828good keep doing that.

    • @whtwolf100
      @whtwolf100 4 месяца назад +28

      ​@@jansettler4828He plagarized one video and got permission to reupload it. That sounds an awful lot like forgiveness to me. If the person who was actually financially wronged can get over it before you, then you need to grow up and laugh

  • @Snow_goose8
    @Snow_goose8 5 месяцев назад +1152

    Wow, the amount of class that this extrudes is crazy

    • @piratesezarrr
      @piratesezarrr 5 месяцев назад +29

      Extrudes? Lol good one

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased 5 месяцев назад +46

      E X T R U D E S

    • @LordsSky
      @LordsSky 5 месяцев назад +43

      Truely one of the most extruding channels of all time.

    • @benwarde8568
      @benwarde8568 5 месяцев назад

      His videos make me extrude all over myself

    • @TayBridgeDisaster
      @TayBridgeDisaster 5 месяцев назад +29

      His mother's very proud

  • @adityatripathi9905
    @adityatripathi9905 Месяц назад +18

    when the ad is better than 99% youtube's content

    • @zumlog
      @zumlog Месяц назад

      thats right, his ads are so good!

  • @blumousey
    @blumousey 2 месяца назад +13

    Absolute blast of a video, love it, thanks so much. Legend

  • @SuperRedstoneCraft
    @SuperRedstoneCraft 5 месяцев назад +718

    Him doing a 360 when he said he was doing a quick 180 is the biggest betrayal today.

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 5 месяцев назад +88

      Ungrateful, he gave us _two_ 180s, at no extra charge!

    • @billblaski9523
      @billblaski9523 5 месяцев назад +11

      Lol not the revelation that he's fighting charges of traffic....king

    • @accessthemainframe4475
      @accessthemainframe4475 5 месяцев назад +11

      As soon as he did that I turned 360° and left my computer

    • @DanielWillen
      @DanielWillen 5 месяцев назад +4

      That's the meme

    • @EternamDoov
      @EternamDoov 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's a reference to a shitty song, I think.

  • @chend2713
    @chend2713 5 месяцев назад +850

    I have a wine fountain in my home. The only problem is sometimes at night, I have to use the bathroom.

    • @floober6428
      @floober6428 5 месяцев назад +47

      is it a 7 foot wine fountain?

    • @gwenderp6229
      @gwenderp6229 5 месяцев назад +8

      Holy shit guys, a wine fountain just flew over my house!

    • @ficklesickle5771
      @ficklesickle5771 5 месяцев назад +34

      I hear veritable video game icon Tommy Tallarico has one of those!

    • @UberFren
      @UberFren 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@ficklesickle5771 unfunny overused joke, we get it you like to watch the sexual assault defender guy

    • @Adenine12
      @Adenine12 5 месяцев назад +42

      @@UberFrencope harder buddy

  • @_Eisley
    @_Eisley 3 месяца назад +59

    My dad got really mad at the wine pairing is bullshit part and went off on a rant on why wine pairing does matter 😅 i don't even drink wine anymore. When I did, it all tastes like shit sour liquid to me, no matter what i drink it with.

    • @enjoyerofcontent
      @enjoyerofcontent 3 месяца назад +19

      It's not TOTAL bullshit but it breaks down pretty quickly once you get past sweet vs dry and red vs white, and even then sweet vs dry is the bigger choice. If you're getting into this specific grape varietal with this specific meat or fish, then you've gotten into the bullshit.

    • @danielaykroid3759
      @danielaykroid3759 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@enjoyerofcontent if there's a wine that I like, then I tend to think it pairs well with everything.

    • @itsdabees
      @itsdabees 3 месяца назад +1

      The only legit pair is a sweet red wine with a well-seasoned steak or beef roast. That shit is so satisfying together, at least to me. The sweeter red wine is just a great alcoholic flavor profile to wash down savory beef with. I like really strong tasting meals though, so I could see why someone wouldn't enjoy it if that's not their thing. Anything else though? Nonsense.

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 2 месяца назад +1

      It’s all BS because the only food that pairs well with wine is cheese.

    • @habibishapur
      @habibishapur 2 месяца назад

      ok your dad is wrong but so are you. you have shit taste buds. stop drinking soda and eating chocolate everyday and youll start tasting the nuance.

  • @jefffoxworthyspen680
    @jefffoxworthyspen680 2 месяца назад +14

    I can’t wait for IH to upload next year

    • @Agent_Anderson
      @Agent_Anderson 2 месяца назад +6

      The writers have to fix any evidence of plagiarism for the next one

    • @Lightscribe225
      @Lightscribe225 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Agent_Anderson Someone has to care I guess.

  • @ImExtremelyGay
    @ImExtremelyGay 5 месяцев назад +1513

    Thank you Tommy Tallerico for uploading this original piece of art, your mother must be very proud.

    • @toastbrotman2444
      @toastbrotman2444 5 месяцев назад +33

      OOF

    • @phoenixmerridian9119
      @phoenixmerridian9119 5 месяцев назад +7

      Shots fired xD

    • @lolaarbenz417
      @lolaarbenz417 5 месяцев назад +28

      The wine weighed 30 lbs

    • @first-last311
      @first-last311 5 месяцев назад +24

      You just stole this comment from someone else. Shame on you.

    • @mattw1730
      @mattw1730 5 месяцев назад +8

      cringe, this makes me cringe, it's embarrassing........

  • @emmett3604
    @emmett3604 5 месяцев назад +479

    He could not have timed this video better

    • @koa7690
      @koa7690 5 месяцев назад +103

      You mean with HBomberguy?

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@koa7690what else would they be talking about

    • @toospooky5929
      @toospooky5929 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@destroyer4929 I dunno, anything? Another RUclipsr released a video on the same day, okay, that does happen, yes. Constantly, in fact.

    • @aidanberger8875
      @aidanberger8875 5 месяцев назад +3

      The beginning points hit different now lol

    • @banditnosey
      @banditnosey 5 месяцев назад +31

      @@toospooky5929 HBomb’s video shows that Man in Cave was almost entirely plagiarized from one source, so yeah, I’d say the timing is funny.

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 2 месяца назад +57

    I thank internet historian for actually giving my brain the mental capability to remember what happened in history for longer than 30 seconds.

    • @SofaPop.
      @SofaPop. 2 месяца назад +7

      Shame he can’t do the same

  • @selli9917
    @selli9917 3 месяца назад +9

    "... and do not forget...
    to dream."
    Thanks, man.

  • @monke9638
    @monke9638 5 месяцев назад +469

    Man the timing of this upload is pure gold

    • @forlorndream
      @forlorndream 5 месяцев назад +46

      A little depressing as well

    • @damnson666
      @damnson666 5 месяцев назад +43

      I'm only about half way on H's video, I was about to watch this one first, but the Tommy Tallarico comments made me to start with H's video.

    • @MisterFoxton
      @MisterFoxton 5 месяцев назад +35

      Give him a chance, that video was four hours long, it's going to take a while before the fallout begins to pile up.

    • @kaselier1116
      @kaselier1116 5 месяцев назад +9

      Came here just to check...

    • @canale39youification
      @canale39youification 5 месяцев назад +24

      You act like this petty drama bullshit won't be forgotten in about a week or two lmao

  • @tableturtle2978
    @tableturtle2978 5 месяцев назад +22

    Ah, what an interesting video. Surely the comment section is filled with funny memes and topics related to the video he uploaded.

  • @MrFreshthinking
    @MrFreshthinking 12 дней назад +1

    This is the only channel I rewind and watch the adverts again.

  • @quantumentangle154
    @quantumentangle154 2 месяца назад +9

    So cool to see The Report of the Week included! 💯

  • @boloid_
    @boloid_ 5 месяцев назад +969

    Internet Historian should get five Guiness World Records for his work.

    • @frebala
      @frebala 5 месяцев назад +180

      i don't think there is a world record for plagiarism but ok

    • @thewanderers97
      @thewanderers97 5 месяцев назад +133

      ​@@frebalaI think this is a reference to Tommy tallarico lying about having 5 guiness world records

    • @mock358
      @mock358 5 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@frebalasmooth brain missed obvious joke classic

    • @Swaxeman
      @Swaxeman 5 месяцев назад +36

      His mother is very proud of him

    • @cjckdbdhx
      @cjckdbdhx 5 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@frebalahbomberguy fan detected, opinion discarded

  • @steadie
    @steadie 4 месяца назад +694

    sleep. wake. yell. sleep. wake. yell.

    • @reinhardveltrup9232
      @reinhardveltrup9232 4 месяца назад +65

      Yell... Why yell? scream would have been much cooler

    • @SandwichGlitch
      @SandwichGlitch 4 месяца назад +26

      Live love laugh live love laugh

    • @unzumm
      @unzumm 4 месяца назад +75

      @@reinhardveltrup9232 It would have but unfortunately the original writer that IH plagiarised from used "scream", so IH couldn't use that.

    • @romeostars
      @romeostars 4 месяца назад +47

      doze, rise, holler. doze, rise, holler. this should help you keep your comment safe from any copy strikes

    • @reinhardveltrup9232
      @reinhardveltrup9232 4 месяца назад

      @@unzumm yeah, i knew :D

  • @johan85100
    @johan85100 3 месяца назад +42

    I'm from Italy, and I have been a sommelier for 16 years, and this video is pretty damn accurate.
    Even in italy, where wine is much more common and almost everyone drinks it, people know very little about it, like the "aged in bottle bias" is still niche knowledge.(The source of the bias is like : in 2016 we had an amazing summer here in xxxxx and the wine from that year tases great, we kept a few bottles and they'll be pricey as fuck ---> people just naturally started assuming that old date on a bottle = good)
    And it's a known fact that even someone that drinks wine daily(aka alcoholic) probably couldn't tell apart a 7€ bottle of wine from a 300€ one, And here in italy at 7€ you can already find pretty much top quality stuff, sometimes even at just 3€ if it's sold locally. Most people would disagree, but again. there's wine for even 1€/bottle, and i can say that at least 50% of people probably even couldn't tell apart that one from an expensive one. Or a good Prosecco from expensive champagne, or even from a bad one for that matter, despite the very different taste (I actually prefer Prosecco, if the luxury-biased ignorants can forgive me for it)
    Bias and expectations are what rule this game, because yeah, it's all about taste and being accustomed to them.
    30-40 years ago people would be literally horrified by someone consuming coke while eating like "they do in USA", someone is still horrified today that it's commontly accepted.
    Nice video, and no, I'm not an actual sommelier, but I've seen enough people spewing total bullshit about wine for 5 lifetimes working just a few years in restaurants, and please stop spinning glasses like morons on crack.

  • @JDroneX
    @JDroneX 4 месяца назад +227

    Shout out to whoever looked at an expired grape juice bottle and thought "I can make you into a multi-billion dollar industry that spans (x amount) of years." They really hoodwinked the rich and snobby.

    • @Justdont693
      @Justdont693 4 месяца назад +18

      Just some guy who couldn’t sell his grape juice in time and it went bad. He then sold it as wine.
      After his first sale he created grape farms and industrial production facilities in Egypt thousands of years ago. His name? Steve wine. His greatest rival? Bill beer.
      Bill beer started his first industrial brewery in Sumeria… you know I shouldn’t bore you with this 100% factual history.

    • @KetsubanSolo
      @KetsubanSolo 4 месяца назад +7

      Probably Tommy Tallarico

    • @StrangeDroid
      @StrangeDroid 4 месяца назад +1

      According to Greek that guy, went to become a God of partying

    • @fnot804
      @fnot804 4 месяца назад +7

      Even birds understand alcohol drinking.

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 4 месяца назад +1

      @@KetsubanSolo Probably Jerry Peet or Jim Habermann.

  • @kve5520
    @kve5520 5 месяцев назад +1810

    wow, internet historian! the way you manage to pump out high effort content so consistently must make your mother very proud!

    • @ThrashRats
      @ThrashRats 5 месяцев назад +30

      Not the Kim Kitsuragi pfps too....
      You're better than this.

    • @kve5520
      @kve5520 5 месяцев назад +239

      @@ThrashRats Kim Kitsuragi would be very proud of IH for his very original content

    • @safi6749
      @safi6749 5 месяцев назад +67

      I watched hbomberguy video but why are people saying your mother would be proud of you?

    • @ThrashRats
      @ThrashRats 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@kve5520 Kim wouldn't just jump on a bandwagon and assume all cases are copied just because one is.

    • @ThrashRats
      @ThrashRats 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@safi6749 Prob another video reference of the guy. Dunno. Only seen his vaccine and Roblox oof videos, and apart from that know him from playing something with Hillary Clinton and the rape threats apologist drama from back in the day.

  • @apt_get
    @apt_get 5 месяцев назад +2250

    Woah, I can’t believe you got Tommy Tallarico on board for this video! One of my favorite writers- and his mother is so proud!

    • @SprogerBrogins
      @SprogerBrogins 5 месяцев назад +155

      Joey actually wrote this.

    • @noknockout
      @noknockout 5 месяцев назад +96

      @@SprogerBrogins ITS ALWAYS JOEY

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 5 месяцев назад +37

      @@SprogerBrogins either that or the writer that didn’t know the other person was plagiarizing

    • @Geidi174
      @Geidi174 5 месяцев назад +22

      WOOOAH HE PAID A WRITER???

    • @kele8559
      @kele8559 5 месяцев назад +52

      Just leaving a comment to check that he isn't deleting comments

  • @burgerdan4936
    @burgerdan4936 2 месяца назад +10

    Now I become fancy, destroyer of Poors.

  • @bjmm6142
    @bjmm6142 4 месяца назад +10

    I here by request a video on the redemption of cyberpunk 2077, problly not gonna happen but i like to dream

    • @ross719
      @ross719 4 месяца назад +1

      Maybe if someone writes an article about it first he can rip off? 😂

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ross719lol

  • @JamieTheBnnuy
    @JamieTheBnnuy 5 месяцев назад +852

    This video extrudes pure joy

    • @JonasWEBnorge
      @JonasWEBnorge 5 месяцев назад +37

      Dropping AhBomb are we? ;)

    • @thetiltedcat6167
      @thetiltedcat6167 5 месяцев назад +83

      I revisit this video only to find many comments removed and a new slew of subtle references. Keep 'em coming.

    • @JonasWEBnorge
      @JonasWEBnorge 5 месяцев назад +60

      The walls are Caving in here...

    • @finonevado8891
      @finonevado8891 5 месяцев назад +13

      womp womp

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 5 месяцев назад +21

      Pull me up! I've been buried in these comments for days and need to be extruded to freedom!

  • @thedevourer6179
    @thedevourer6179 5 месяцев назад +465

    I'm a wine expert, and by wine expert, I mean I add bread yeast to welches grape juice, leave it in the closet for a month, and then drink it out the bottle. Can't beat a $5 bottle of the finest red wine out there.

    • @kkech1
      @kkech1 5 месяцев назад +42

      Yeah, honestly, one can make the best wine themselves. I bought this fancy bottle of Merlot from Venice once, and it was just bland and dry. Then I got a housemade bottle from a friend, and that one was probably the best wine I've ever tasted.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 5 месяцев назад +28

      I tried to make mead and it exploded just like that champagne.

    • @deathproof8732
      @deathproof8732 5 месяцев назад +11

      How are you all still alive?

    • @bensarchett8416
      @bensarchett8416 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's definitely something you can do; I knew people in my barracks who would do the same thing in their wall lockers when they were on restriction or too young to buy their own alcohol.@@deathproof8732

    • @tsukasa67
      @tsukasa67 5 месяцев назад +35

      @@Badficwriter We've already solved this. Better bottles, mate!

  • @Teaguegrant
    @Teaguegrant 4 месяца назад +22

    The way people describe wine flavors is the same way people describe the flavor of weed. By golly, I don't taste the cytrist blueberry with a hint of my dogs breath after licking his asshole, it just tastes like weed.

  • @Maximus20778
    @Maximus20778 Месяц назад +4

    This new format is fire ngl

  • @draconbacon6395
    @draconbacon6395 5 месяцев назад +1283

    "Wine, the mountain dew of upper society" ~ internet historian, 2023

    • @DrunkenHotei
      @DrunkenHotei 5 месяцев назад +24

      Sorry to disappoint you, but, try: "Mountain Dew, Doritos and the Lord’s Supper"
      By W. Travis McMaken - February 01, 2007

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 5 месяцев назад +13

      I like to do dew taste tastings with the neighborhood raccoons. It’s all nice and civil until someone busts out into a riot when a certain vintage of Baja isn’t available.

    • @4rl0ng
      @4rl0ng 5 месяцев назад +2

      Truly the most quote of all time

    • @badams4982
      @badams4982 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@MaxSpiegelE there are a lot of things you can point to and say are plagiarized from IH I figure, but that lines not one of them

    • @DrunkenHotei
      @DrunkenHotei 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@badams4982 As I've said elsewhere in some of the comment threads here, unless you're a copyright lawyer, it's pretty hard to say with much certainty whether this could be considered plagiarism (and even then, different judges could rule on this particular example differently). But the odds that searching this quote immediately spat back the article I mentioned, plus the one about coups and the Great Gatsby from the IFWS article, plus all the stuff we HB demonstrated as plagiarised makes it extremely sus, to say the least.
      Besides, even if he didn't get the joke's premise from that article (the quote is admittedly not verbatim, though it doesn't have to be to constitute plagiarism) and it is just a coincidence, he has only himself to blame. He started a pattern, so obviously now people are going to be far more likely to attribute much of his writing to plagiarism. You can get the skunk out of the jury box, but not the stench.

  • @potentiallyunfunnyguy9716
    @potentiallyunfunnyguy9716 5 месяцев назад +683

    The idea that the English had a hand in the golden tip for the production of a signature French product, is something I'll never let my French friends live down.

    • @garymericano
      @garymericano 5 месяцев назад +120

      Imagine having French friends!

    • @99Plastics
      @99Plastics 5 месяцев назад +32

      I have a feeling they might surrender early.

    • @sparrow56able
      @sparrow56able 5 месяцев назад +18

      Well you should be proud then. Turns out the english are actually worth something...

    • @sparrow56able
      @sparrow56able 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@garymericanoso salty lol

    • @sparrow56able
      @sparrow56able 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@99Plasticshaters be hating....

  • @theconductoresplin8092
    @theconductoresplin8092 Месяц назад +5

    I can't drink wine so ...Going to get some grape juice later with a fancy glass

  • @KetsubanSolo
    @KetsubanSolo 3 месяца назад +11

    The bottle is being made, folks. We are in the country club, and we just need some wine to take off!

  • @optinium1665
    @optinium1665 5 месяцев назад +685

    This is going to age like fine wine

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 5 месяцев назад +149

      Or possibly milk, unfortunately.
      Lets hope that Milk doesn't get very sad.

    • @Istadamus
      @Istadamus 5 месяцев назад +131

      @@_-Lx-_ Or "age like sad milk", to quote Hbomberguy's latest video.
      Internet historian get's mentioned at 1:25:50

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 5 месяцев назад +83

      @@Istadamus
      Hmmm, could I have just, plagurised?......

    • @DrunkenHotei
      @DrunkenHotei 5 месяцев назад +68

      Killer thread. Too bad I'm pretty sure this video will be deleted when IH realizes what HB's called him out on and the reaction of his fanbase here.

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 5 месяцев назад +46

      @@DrunkenHotei
      Unfortunately likely.
      High chance of reuploading months later, or disabling comments.
      Though I hope he just admits his issues and grows from them, he already has shown willingness to cover his tracks.
      Took a funny lil screenshot of this thread for memories and laughs since you mentioned though, lol.

  • @NunoSilva94
    @NunoSilva94 5 месяцев назад +628

    Man, who knew the person that worked on Metroid Prime is also a wine aficionado, your mother must be very proud.

    • @TBakerXD
      @TBakerXD 5 месяцев назад +50

      Did you know? He has 5 Guinness World Records in Video Gaming

    • @salmiakki5638
      @salmiakki5638 5 месяцев назад +41

      The First american to go in a Cave

    • @godofmediocrity7582
      @godofmediocrity7582 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@salmiakki5638he was specifically chosen by the cave gods to go into the cave, as they were a big fan of his work

    • @salmiakki5638
      @salmiakki5638 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@godofmediocrity7582 they had him make the sounds of the steps, and gave them to inspire the river to carve the cave

    • @FGCDistress
      @FGCDistress 5 месяцев назад +5

      >Breadtuber fan been here
      They only know how to make one joke

  • @Droosie3
    @Droosie3 3 месяца назад +13

    I for one am shocked, appalled, and aghast at the BLATANT and UNCONSCIONABLE thievery of prose verse from the artist formerly known as a one "Slim Shady... My pearls have indeed been clutched, and I am shaking in fear 😩

  • @shlokwaghela9560
    @shlokwaghela9560 2 месяца назад +11

    The fact that this and Hbomb's video were realised day and day is beautiful

  • @pyther9990
    @pyther9990 5 месяцев назад +1179

    It's insane that the best wine expert on YT also had the largest live show ever, at least according to Guinness...

    • @SpaceHeggo
      @SpaceHeggo 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@Donttagemeit’s a reference to HB’s oof video where he goes deep into the lies of tommy tallarico someone who claimed to have made the sound but really didnt

    • @MetalGearRAY675
      @MetalGearRAY675 5 месяцев назад

      His previous video, the roblox oof was primarily about tommy tallarico. A man who (supposedly) has 7 guinness world records. You can probably guess the rest.@@Donttageme

    • @WwZa7
      @WwZa7 4 месяца назад +70

      Oh my god who cares, there's youtube drama at every corner nowadays, it means nothing anymore.

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 4 месяца назад

      ​@@WwZa7NO!!!! You *HAVE* to care about a fat balding breadtuber's 🤢 4 HOUR long video!!!!! WHY DONT YOU CARE? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @cristiadu
      @cristiadu 4 месяца назад +95

      @@WwZa7 a lot of people care

  • @cherri_chip7257
    @cherri_chip7257 5 месяцев назад +804

    The timing for two channels that upload once a year, HBomberGuy and Internet Historian, to upload at the same day is insane.

    • @TacticalPyro1
      @TacticalPyro1 5 месяцев назад +15

      yeah man

    • @byronritchie5449
      @byronritchie5449 5 месяцев назад +221

      He doesn’t know should I tell him?

    • @nightmarei4431
      @nightmarei4431 5 месяцев назад +200

      Ohh no, you haven’t watch HBomberguys video yet have you?

    • @byronritchie5449
      @byronritchie5449 5 месяцев назад

      Yep that was what I was thinking lol@@nightmarei4431

    • @TacticalPyro1
      @TacticalPyro1 5 месяцев назад

      he'll find out soon enough@@byronritchie5449

  • @257796
    @257796 25 дней назад +2

    This series has been great. As an uncultured swine, i now know enough about wine, paintings, and theatre to fake the funk. Thanks stud

  • @uninterestedYam
    @uninterestedYam 2 месяца назад +6

    I was not expecting to get actually educated but now I'll get to annoy my much more rich friends

  • @MrSpeakerCone
    @MrSpeakerCone 5 месяцев назад +258

    quick correction: when a waiter gives you a taster at the bottom of the glass, they're not checking whether the wine meets your exacting standards, they're asking you to check if it's corked. If it doesn't smell like old gym socks and cheese, you're fine. If it does, then ask them for a new bottle.

    • @itxi
      @itxi 5 месяцев назад +48

      The fact he didn't mention corking at all is a shame

    • @shycrystal6714
      @shycrystal6714 5 месяцев назад +35

      My dad had picked up that all the wine at a bar was spoiled, but the barteender kept denying it. One of his friends had some because he felt bad. The next day that same guy felt awful. TLDR: Don't have shit smelling wine.

    • @gentleshark972
      @gentleshark972 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@itxihe really didnt give a good explanation at all... Like its pure humor, a lot of his conclusions and advise is completely made up.

    • @ephre
      @ephre 5 месяцев назад +1

      pretty sure corked wine doesn't smell like old gym socks or cheese. but you're defo right about the reason.

  • @smelly2897
    @smelly2897 5 месяцев назад +1884

    Nothing like a playthrough of Pathologic with a bottle of some nice aged wine

    • @crumpet575
      @crumpet575 5 месяцев назад +22

      love me some twyrine

    • @user-lx7bs7sf6y
      @user-lx7bs7sf6y 5 месяцев назад +18

      Can’t enjoy a fun steppe vacation without it

    • @Leoofmoon
      @Leoofmoon 5 месяцев назад

      Kinda sad I can't drink wine.

    • @FGCDistress
      @FGCDistress 5 месяцев назад +28

      Damn, you guys really are shameless about the botting, huh?

    • @TheGringuish12
      @TheGringuish12 5 месяцев назад

      You again.

  • @antondavak553
    @antondavak553 2 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for improving my days. I've watched this maybe five times and listened to it at work another five or so times. All of these videos are truley a work of art.

  • @agahozcan8785
    @agahozcan8785 3 месяца назад +31

    "Grape names are mostly French. Gross"
    Damn straight

  • @nivedh2894
    @nivedh2894 5 месяцев назад +1126

    Amazing timing Mr. Historian.

    • @iantaylor2273
      @iantaylor2273 5 месяцев назад +20

      He’s an Aussie so it’s afternoon for them

    • @nivedh2894
      @nivedh2894 5 месяцев назад +118

      @@iantaylor2273 buddy... I wasn't talking about that

    • @-Pathos-
      @-Pathos- 5 месяцев назад +4

      Iam out of the loop here , what happen?

    • @Bryyu
      @Bryyu 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@-Pathos-Hbomberguy happened

    • @radkal01
      @radkal01 5 месяцев назад +36

      @@nivedh2894 im aussie and i gotcha mate... that guy who likes b hoombing

  • @Mechanical_Crow
    @Mechanical_Crow 5 месяцев назад +633

    the fact he killed someone at the end and didnt reference the cask of amontillado is criminal

    • @WillowLackett
      @WillowLackett 5 месяцев назад +83

      One might say it's... _plagiaristic,_ even? 🫢😏

    • @Pusher97
      @Pusher97 5 месяцев назад +5

      How cultured you are

    • @dogeboithedoomslayer
      @dogeboithedoomslayer 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@WillowLackettyou dog will be gone in 11:34:04 🫵😹

    • @l.j.carpenter7647
      @l.j.carpenter7647 5 месяцев назад

      THIS

    • @HW_Printing
      @HW_Printing 5 месяцев назад

      shut up@@DontReadMyProfilePicture.273

  • @ExelArts
    @ExelArts Месяц назад +3

    lol "Great names are mostly french, Gross." love this guys videos
    starts singing and then immediately gets depressed

  • @dagamingsalmon7668
    @dagamingsalmon7668 3 месяца назад +18

    This is the only channel on RUclips where I legitimately look forward to the ad breaks.

  • @bobstevenson3130
    @bobstevenson3130 4 месяца назад +760

    I can't believe Internet Historian personally worked with Shigeru Miyamoto for five years on Metroid Prime. Truly amazing stuff!

    • @MEGATRONCHERRY
      @MEGATRONCHERRY 4 месяца назад +88

      His mother is very proud!

    • @5tarSailor
      @5tarSailor 4 месяца назад +51

      But has he been on MTV Cribs?

    • @nasounicornis5834
      @nasounicornis5834 4 месяца назад +23

      @@5tarSailor i mean we’ve seen the records of course he has!

    • @bobstevenson3130
      @bobstevenson3130 4 месяца назад +19

      @@5tarSailor He's been on it a couple of times as a matter of fact

    • @bpgpatitas7246
      @bpgpatitas7246 4 месяца назад +10

      Thank you so much internet historian for being the first american to work on the sonic franchise

  • @sharkbird.4775
    @sharkbird.4775 5 месяцев назад +627

    I once tried ordering wine at a fancy restaurant. I didn’t really know what I was doing or how to pronounce anything, and the waiter got really impatient with me. He was like “do you know where you are?” And pointed at the wall, and over there near the entrance, they had FIVE Guinness world records framed. FIVE.
    Imagine having five Guinness world records.

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 5 месяцев назад +19

      Did he really get mad at you just for not pronouncing the name right? Or was it something else? That’s nuts!

    • @crazycaleb
      @crazycaleb 5 месяцев назад +58

      I built a wine fountain in my living room to avoid having to go to fancy wine restaurants for that reason. Only problem is now I have to pee whenever I go through the living room.

    • @bondedblade9611
      @bondedblade9611 5 месяцев назад +58

      Seven Guinness world records??? That’s insane, I should talk to my good friend Miyamoto about this

    • @xxaakkdd
      @xxaakkdd 5 месяцев назад +53

      I bet your mother is very proud

    • @szechuon6971
      @szechuon6971 5 месяцев назад +12

      Wait are we talking about the world records: Guinness book of world records, or Guinness the beer? Like 5 Guinness records or 5 GUINNESS records?

  • @PhantoRoyce
    @PhantoRoyce 2 месяца назад +5

    This is actually a bunch of stuff I had to learn to be a waiter at a diner

  • @georgie535
    @georgie535 2 месяца назад +12

    Jesus will you upload another story in your history series???? It’s been forever!

    • @Dak1624
      @Dak1624 2 месяца назад +6

      After he was exposed to plagiarize the story in one video he went silent.

    • @Dak1624
      @Dak1624 2 месяца назад

      @@rxmxnxff What if in the end Internet Historian will return and admit that yes he did? Will you still be saying that he didn't?

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Dak1624 ???? My dude who C A R E S, he might as well read off of wikipedia pages and it would still be just as good.

    • @gokeez39
      @gokeez39 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Cotac_Rastic that moment when you have no dignity

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 2 месяца назад +2

      @@gokeez39
      What's worse is that if this happened to a RUclipsr they didnt like, they'd be fuming and probably would send death threats. But since it's from a channel they love for some reason, they gotta defend him!

  • @Oscar_Barajas
    @Oscar_Barajas 5 месяцев назад +729

    Shout out to tommy tallarico and james somerton for writing the script for this episode. Thier mothers must be very proud.

    • @TsarFrancisDrake
      @TsarFrancisDrake 5 месяцев назад +41

      Imagine harassing other creators because HBomberGuy told you to. IH thanks you for the engagement and ad revenue.

    • @mikey1305
      @mikey1305 5 месяцев назад +160

      @@TsarFrancisDrakeharassing? Dawg be serious.

    • @zersch.
      @zersch. 5 месяцев назад +89

      @@TsarFrancisDrake Imagine simping for a RUclips creator.

    • @maybelater1464
      @maybelater1464 5 месяцев назад +70

      ​@@TsarFrancisDrakeimagine thinking a joke constitutes harassment 😆

    • @MasterBeast46
      @MasterBeast46 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@zersch. That's what you're doing right now, zersch.

  • @unoriginalname3442
    @unoriginalname3442 5 месяцев назад +93

    Comic timing or comedic timing emerges from a performer's joke delivery: they interact with an audience-intonation, rhythm, cadence, tempo, and pausing-to guide the audience's laughter, which then guides the comedic narrative.

    • @Jane_8319
      @Jane_8319 5 месяцев назад +8

      It’s very important to release the joke at just the right time

    • @Mondy667
      @Mondy667 5 месяцев назад +28

      Cite the source please, I'll be damned if someone didn't cite their source and just *plagiarized* the whole thing

  • @shockmaster0792
    @shockmaster0792 Месяц назад +5

    I love this

  • @dkm4338
    @dkm4338 3 месяца назад +9

    The best red wine i ever had was a 10 euro house wine from a sardinian restaurant in rome.

  • @dreadmoder
    @dreadmoder 5 месяцев назад +664

    how does the Internet Historian crank out so many high quality videos so quickly?

    • @jollycrab1897
      @jollycrab1897 5 месяцев назад +90

      "so quickly" this is his 5th video in nearly 3 years

    • @shotgun6X
      @shotgun6X 5 месяцев назад +368

      Whatever his secret I'm sure it's ethical and fine!

    • @bigmart932
      @bigmart932 5 месяцев назад +68

      @@shotgun6Xah yes, RUclips ethics, right up there with gaming racists. Hbomberguy fans parody themselves

    • @jollycrab1897
      @jollycrab1897 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@jabron.destoroyah the classic "im totally not a fan of *insert person* BUT" gambit

    • @kijetesantakulu
      @kijetesantakulu 5 месяцев назад +1

      *I know*

  • @nathan1507
    @nathan1507 5 месяцев назад +572

    Incogniman forgets his son's face but not picking him up. Truly a dedicated father.

    • @rockettbennett
      @rockettbennett 5 месяцев назад +16

      He also forgot the face of young Historian. Young Historian is just Historian but smaller and with a lighter, more well groomed beard.

    • @JS-qk6th
      @JS-qk6th 5 месяцев назад +11

      He can really show the hood a lesson

    • @russianbotfan
      @russianbotfan 5 месяцев назад +11

      shout out Tommy Tallarico, his mum is very proud of him

  • @gmanplaysgames256
    @gmanplaysgames256 3 месяца назад +25

    the Warhammer bit now makes me want an IH video about the entire Warhammer hobby

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 3 месяца назад +4

      It may not be *💫fancy💫* but it is something that only the rich elites get to enjoy... thanks Games Workshop.

    • @danielaykroid3759
      @danielaykroid3759 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@sloshed-rat anything that expensive HAS to be fancy! Lmao

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas 2 месяца назад

      I wonder if he mentions THAT Nurgle player

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Venislovas Oh, the one who's really immersed and smells like a plaguefather?

    • @Venislovas
      @Venislovas 2 месяца назад +1

      @@sloshed-rat Probably same that used his own shit in his paints (which were destroyed with his mini and he was perma banned when it was found out)

  • @mattpounds1090
    @mattpounds1090 3 месяца назад +17

    Mr.Internet historian. I enjoy these videos very much. Have you considered doing one on Horses? I need to learn fancy speak so I can talk to those Old money types

    • @pieppy6058
      @pieppy6058 Месяц назад

      Horses aren’t real,