@@coolcats4you yepyepp, its true. it used to be something like 3x bigger. but this is old news. supposedly no one has stolen bits of it since the 1800's. that weird caged gazebo thing was made in 1920.
The reason that rock is in a cage is because people *were* stealing it. Tourists used to come and chip pieces off of it as souvenirs. When the Pilgrims landed that thing weighed ten tons. There's not a lot of it left.
All he has to do is mute the audio of that portion from 3,000hz to 6,000hz and we wont have that issue. Thats all the google homes and alexa units listen for, audio at those ranges. That is why when you see commercials for google or alexa, they dont drive your shit wild.
there are only 2 things i can't stand; people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. and the French. ah you thought i was doing a thing, but then i didn't do the thing! fooled you!
Voorburg was actually my middle school's sister city so I got to go there for two weeks and it was in fact beautiful; didn't get to visit the fun stuff at night, we were in 8th grade.
I also appreciate it very much 😂 I was watching a stream one time and someone said "ok Google " and the stream stopped and my google assistant popped up, hahah
Not going to lie my two brain cells have been trying to figure out why he censored himself right there for the whole video. I didn't even think about him setting of the assistant. Thank you for clearing my brain itch.
Fun fact: lots of people throw money at the rock for some reason. I grew up there and we used to climb down at night and take the money. We bought milkshakes because we were children.
Jon didn’t mention this, but Tisquantum's tribe, the Patuxet, lived where the pilgrims settled, but were wiped out by disease shortly before they arrived (Tisquantum had been kidnapped by some Englishmen and sent to Spain before this), and the pilgrims then proceded to rob the deceased native's graves. This and the points Jon makes here is (probably) the reason my schools never rarely ever talked about the pilgrims after 1st grade. That or maybe it was because I'm a Virginian and we hold Jamestown very dearly historical wise.
Really it makes it that much more unfortunate the more primitive tribes (like the Comanches as a prime example) couldn't understand disease for what it was, contributed deaths to witchcraft, then slaughtered (on some occasions at best) pilgrims and the natives that got along with them. After nearly a half century of peace along the east coast too
As somewhat of a Plymouth historian who also lives in Plymouth, I can attest that this is a 100% historically accurate video. ...also yeah, Plymouth rock is about 1/3 its original size and shape. We call it the "Plymouth Pebble" just for that. Used to be huge, but then we broke it a bunch while moving it all over town. See that crack down the middle? Yeah that's like the 3rd and most recent breakage, haha! Also, it used to be part of a wall and people would just chip pieces off for souvenirs.
Last year, my history teacher wanted to show us Plymouth Rock, and I knew it was gonna be good because his introduction was “have you guys seen this? It’s great, trust me.”
I never mind Americans making fun of my country, I like it that we are acknowledged as a culture. Not to mention the struggle they go through to understand our language and naming conventions.
Fun fact: the Kool-Aid used in the Jonestown Massacre was actually Flavor-Aid, a cheap generic-brand knockoff. Do with that info what you will, but I take it to mean if your church skimps on the brand name beverages, you run away immediately
As someone who lives in Hoofddorp (yes, it exists and it's the place where our airport Schiphol is placed, it's not in Amsterdam) i am very pleased with Jon's Dutch
Willem Rooie yes it is, it has it’s own Township and is therefore neither really part of any city because it is a city in itself. Which makes sense considering how big it is.
Yeah, the first time ads started to use Digital Assistants it was cute, even if the Whopper was made with child meat. Now it's annoying because I'm watching RUclips and suddenly it asks google to check the weather.
Jamestown wasn’t even the first English settlement the first was Roanoke in 1585, the reason it’s not well known however is because everyone on the island disappeared without a trace.
That was the second Roanoke colony. The first didn't disappear, they just left the island because there was no food and their leader, Ralph Lane, kept picking fights with the locals.
Ash B I played it a long time ago, before all the RUclipsrs started advertising it. Its okay, pretty good for a mobile game, but I didn’t get very far into it.
Bro, Jamestown was like the only historical city I could bring up as an 8 year old... It's wild to see no one knowing what Jamestown was... Why was it such a focus in my school?
I did too, he was one of the kids who never paid attention, they teach about both and the Dutch colony that became the festering, self obsessed eye sore we call NYC.
Minus the fact that they never persecuted anyone. This video is full of ahistorical humanist nonsense, coming from hypocrites nonetheless. Humanists killed countless millions in the 20th century, but we're supposed to pretend that a small sect of religious separatists were highly dangerous. :)
You know, I was shocked to read in a book about how quickly they turned on the native Americans after being taught all that shit and the natives giving them free land to live on. But now knowing that they were like that in Holland, it makes a lot more sense.
“THE SEPARATISTS!” Me: ah, yes the clone wars. Such an influential time In our nation’s history Update: I appreciate your support. Long live the Republic
@Lord Waluigi Is God real? How can I know for sure that God is real? We know that God is real because He has revealed Himself to us in three ways: in creation, in His Word, and in His Son, Jesus Christ. The most basic proof of God's existence is simply what He has made. "For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse" (Romans 1:20). "The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands." (Psalm 19:1). If I found a wristwatch in the middle of a field, I would not assume that it just "appeared" out of nowhere or that it had always existed. Based on the watch's design, I would assume it had a designer. But there is far greater design and precision in the world around us. Our measurement of time is not based on wristwatches, but on God's handiwork, the regular rotation of the earth (and the radioactive properties of the cesium-133 atom). The universe displays great design, and this argues for a Great Designer. If I found an encoded message, I would seek out a cryptographer to help break the code. My assumption would be that there is an intelligent sender of the message, someone who created the code. How complex is the DNA "code" that we carry in every cell of our bodies? Does not the complexity and purpose of DNA argue for an Intelligent Writer of the code? Not only has God made an intricate and finely tuned physical world; He has also instilled a sense of eternity in the heart of every person (Ecclesiastes 3:11). Mankind has an innate perception that there is more to life than meets the eye, that there is an existence higher than this earthly routine. Our sense of eternity manifests itself in at least two ways: law-making and worship. Every civilization throughout history has valued certain moral laws, which are surprisingly similar from culture to culture. For example, the ideal of love is universally esteemed, while the act of lying is universally condemned. This common morality"this global understanding of right and wrong"points to a Supreme Moral Being who gave us such scruples. In the same way, people all over the world, regardless of culture, have always cultivated a system of worship. The object of worship may vary, but the sense of a "higher power" is an undeniable part of being human. Our propensity to worship accords with the fact that God created us "in His own image" (Genesis 1:27). God has also revealed Himself to us through His Word, the Bible. Throughout Scripture, the existence of God is treated as a self-evident fact (Genesis 1:1; Exodus 3:14). When Benjamin Franklin wrote his autobiography, he did not waste time trying to prove his own existence. Likewise, God does not spend much time proving His existence in His book. The life-changing nature of the Bible, its integrity, and the miracles which accompanied its writing should be enough to warrant a closer look. The third way in which God revealed Himself is through His Son, Jesus Christ (John 14:6-11). "In the beginning was the Word: the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth" (John 1:1,14; see alsoColossians 2:9). In Jesus' amazing life, He kept the entire Old Testament law perfectly and fulfilled the prophecies concerning the Messiah (Matthew 5:17). He performed countless acts of compassion and public miracles to authenticate His message and bear witness to His deity (John 21:24-25). Then, three days after His crucifixion, He rose from the dead, a fact affirmed by hundreds of eyewitnesses (1 Corinthians 15:6). The historical record abounds with "proof" of who Jesus is. As the Apostle Paul said, this thing "was not done in a corner" (Acts 26:26). I realize that there will always be skeptics who have their own ideas concerning God and will read the evidence accordingly. And there will be some whom no amount of proof will convince (Psalm 14:1). It all comes down to faith (Hebrews 11:6).
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and people who advertise shitty mobile games.
I didn’t know what To name my account? They all dead in the end yes because their living conditions sucked from the beginning (I love Jamestown I know everything like the back of my hand)
“I’m not sure what I do on this channel anymore.” You make people laugh my dude. Why do you need to do anymore than that? Youre a great comedian my friend. You should be proud of that. Don’t let ‘em get you down
"This grave is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, sign up now and we might pay your funeral fees and gravestone all just from having our *free app* downloaded! maybe.. and all we ask is for our team to put up a sponsor right on it as your bones lay to rest!" "NOTICE: The team of Raid: Shadow Legends are NOT liable for any unpaid gravesite fees but are still legally obligated to add sponsor to your grave."
"You're squashing our religous rights, we're moving to the Netherlands!" 11 years later "These God damn dutch are too nice and accomodating, we're going to the new world!"
It's hard to be an extremist cult if everyone is nice to you. You kinda need a big bad villain if you want to keep the cult together. Hard to do that with people that go "oh okay, you do you. If you wanna buy some cheese, spice or drugs you know where to find us. Have a great day"
@@memelover6917 And have good content, and a nice set, and lots of money, and a nice camera, and a decent computer, and a microphone, and some friends for a small crew (maybe), and a laptop for editing on the go, and a spare SD card because you lost your third one of those FRICKING PIECES OF TRASH, and a desk, and a chair, and a house, and, and Dutch from RDR2 once said: "I have a plan, we just need a LITTLE MORE MONEY."
In the immortal words of Mr. Henry Thomas Zebrowski, when someone has stated about the Kool-Aid being the flavoured drink that killed 900 people in a town in South America... "IT'S FLAVOR-AID!"
My favorite part of the Thanksgiving story is when Squanto threatened to unleash the divine bioweapon hidden beneath Plymouth Rock and cause the apocalypse, but no one ever talks about that
As a Floridian, we learned about Jamestown AND the pilgrims...just not our 50 states. (For a good portion of my elementary/middle school career, I thought Nevada was the capital of California.)
Shocker: what if that rock is just some random rock chosen buy some prestigious official 100 years ago, who was like, “Ah yes, this is the one. Don’t question my reasoning.”
@@jorritvanderkooi939 Watch this video and you'll sort of understand. It's lost its meaning after so many years so it's more or less just an excuse to gorge on good food and drink while watching American football.
Brian Pepin yeah he got married just over a month ago, only reason I know this is because I was on vacation in L.A(I’m from Canada) a couple of his guests stayed in the same hotel across the hall from me..I didn’t believe them when they told me what they were there for...sure enough the next day they were showing me pictures on there phones and videos dancing and things like that.. no I didn’t get to meet or see Jon or anyone big RUclipsr for that instance but it would have been super cool if I could have.
Is no one going to mention how Squanto’s first sentence to the pilgrims was, in perfect English, “Do you have any beer?” I have now been informed that it was Samoset who said this, and not Squanto. But my point still stands.
This was _Samoset's_ first sentence to the Pilgrims. Samoset was the first indigenous person to greet the Pilgrims and specifically assigned Squanto, who had been kidnapped a few years back and was then fluent in English, to serve as the llaison between them.
I was really confused when teachers told me that the pilgrims were the first americans and native american that knew english helped them grow food and i was like...howd he know english?? and a teacher said he learned it from some english settlers who were there first. And im like!?!?? Ok.
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"I know its shit, but its not deadly"
Such a memorable quote
How to describe me
How to describe Jon’s relationship with Raid Shadow Legends
@Smol Bird it’s the new meme format
@@GabrielleDisaster Better copyright it right now
-Big youtubers: I'm frustrated that i can't create the content i want.
-JonTron: I'm a history channel now.
Personally, I'd be interrested to see Jon do some more history now and then.
Probably could do it better than the history channel itself
I think JonTron is the only channel that can just switch type of content and still get views.
It's not his content that makes the videos it's his personality and passion
Maple and the rampant super smash brothers smash sound effects!!!! Kachaow!!!!!!
really like these "jontron rambling in front of a greenscreen about something he finds interesting" episodes
Revoxem he finally went insane
Revoxem you should check out NakeyJake then. _Highly_ recommend it. Before Jon returned, everyone called him the next JonTron.
The Holidays?.. Y-you mean the Holidays?
I sincerely hope that he produces more instead of his big budget stuff. I love this channel for his personality, not his production value
@@johnjoyce1671 same, I don't care about the production value at all, I just want to watch him talk about random shit
I can’t believe Jon didn’t mention the part where two turkeys went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
That’s right! Jon didn’t mention the part where two turkeys went back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!
@@gonaldginkus6228 Your right he didn't talk about two turkeys going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
I can't figure out why Jon didn't talk about the part where two turkeys went back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
Dude what are you talking about. Pizzas have always been the main course for Thanksgiving. Wth is a turkey
@@newvegasgambler5795listen up as a fellow pizza we are going to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving and get pizza OFF the menu
I'm glad to see that Jon is finally living his childhood dream: being a history teacher.
King Of Bel getting payed better than one too
Can't wait for his Christmas special.
He said on a podcast he loves history with an autistic fascination
Just imagine actually having him as a teacher.
Id honestly love more of this kind of not so serious history recaps even if its diffrent from his normal stuff
"You could just steal this rock"
I think you have just discerned why the rock is in a cage.
@Skynet1 that's just prison bro
you think the rock is in a cage to seperate him from us??? NO! THE ROCK IS THE ONLY THING OUTSIDE THE FUCKING CAGE
T.P.A The Peoples Army
You should sue
When I visited Plymouth the tour guides said that they put it in a cage to prevent more people from chipping the rock for a souvenir.
@@coolcats4you yepyepp, its true. it used to be something like 3x bigger. but this is old news. supposedly no one has stolen bits of it since the 1800's. that weird caged gazebo thing was made in 1920.
these facts are true, but jon makes it sound like everyone was on crack the whole time. this is a work of art.
Damn straight he does. Jony boy specializes in doing that.
They were on the crack of religion
How does it feel to miss the joke so far it created a new religion or ridicule your sorry ass
His pet rock (Rockington) as grown so much. Hehe 9:36
They might have well have been.
Fun fact it used to be a huge rock but people kept chipping pieces off to take home so they had to build a jail around it
As always, humanity can't have nice things because of humanity.
JonTron would be either the world’s funniest or scariest history teacher.
@Pending Poltergeist Unfunny comment.
Why not both?
@@plywoodruntz Thank you for that wonderful input
Why is that true
@@NarakunoHana100 Preach to me, O Lord of Comedy.
The reason that rock is in a cage is because people *were* stealing it. Tourists used to come and chip pieces off of it as souvenirs. When the Pilgrims landed that thing weighed ten tons. There's not a lot of it left.
People these days.
You mean when the separatists landed*?
i'm going to steal the plymouth rock
@@dasutanehineri plot of national treasure 3
@@CircaSriYak exactly
3:50 you are literally a legend for scrambling the “ok google” so as to not set off viewers google homes
Immediately scrolled down to say this. What a nice guy
it's probably happened alot to the editor or whatever lol
Or my google assistant on my phone
Didn’t even realize that
All he has to do is mute the audio of that portion from 3,000hz to 6,000hz and we wont have that issue. Thats all the google homes and alexa units listen for, audio at those ranges. That is why when you see commercials for google or alexa, they dont drive your shit wild.
Please don't ever stop making fun of the Dutch, it's absolutely hilarious.
Greetings from Holland
there are only 2 things i can't stand;
people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. and the French.
ah you thought i was doing a thing, but then i didn't do the thing! fooled you!
Voorburg was actually my middle school's sister city so I got to go there for two weeks and it was in fact beautiful; didn't get to visit the fun stuff at night, we were in 8th grade.
Yes, as a Dutch person I can confirm that we love makin fun of ourselves 😂
@@charleswisconsin9196 you were on the verge of greatness, you this close
I mean, you guys really do all the legwork.
"I'm not sure what I do on this channel anymore."
Congratulations Jon! you've officially become a modern day youtube creator.
Still slightly more funny though.
Still, fucking funny as hell man ! love it !
I know how he feels. Great video
At least we got a classic "Jon doesn't know how to end videos" end. (I wonder how many people will think I'm insulting him lol)
FUCKyou, huh?
I appreciate how he didn’t want to set off everyone’s Google assistant.
I also appreciate it very much 😂 I was watching a stream one time and someone said "ok Google " and the stream stopped and my google assistant popped up, hahah
Not going to lie my two brain cells have been trying to figure out why he censored himself right there for the whole video. I didn't even think about him setting of the assistant. Thank you for clearing my brain itch.
dang. im too poor for one of those
Literally got mine set up like an hour ago, I appreciate it 😂
*Laughs in Amazon echo*
JonTron not knowing what he's doing IS the reason why we watch him
It's like Unnus Annus, you never know what the next video is gonna be
Jontron is fucking savage.
@@jindo5 Yes, but at least this is funny.
@@Dargonhuman As is Unnus Annus, at least to me. Matter of opinion.
@@jindo5 Fair enough, humor is the most subjective of art forms so if you like it, fine, but I don't get the point of it.
Fun fact: lots of people throw money at the rock for some reason. I grew up there and we used to climb down at night and take the money. We bought milkshakes because we were children.
I'd say spending it on milkshakes is still a far better investment than throwing money on a rock.
Dude that is so the beggining to a pilgrim curse themed Goosebumps book.
@@chariotsland8302 Oh my gosh, it is. Where's RL Stein!?
Nice
liiiaaarrrrrr
Jon: "The Seperatists"
Me: "it's treason then"
Not gonna lie, it's a lot more badass sounding than fuckin pilgrims
I am the senate
I’m the republic
I mean... yeah. Yeah, it was. Technically.
In the name of the galactic Senate of the republic, you're under arrest chancellor.
"You could just steal Plymouth Rock!"
*Carmen Sandiego-ing intensifies*
That needs to be an episode in the Netflix series or I quit.
@@WhiffleWaffles quit what?
Noedig They quit
@@couldbeme5561 quit what?
Noedig all of it
"Why have they got it in a cage?" -Jon Motherfucking Jafari, the man who lost a rock
Yeah he lost Rocky... HE LOST A ROCK!
'Twas a sad day when he lost rockington.
Rip Rockington
Oh yeah, I lost rockingto- I LOST A ROCK!
I heard that as I read this
Jon didn’t mention this, but Tisquantum's tribe, the Patuxet, lived where the pilgrims settled, but were wiped out by disease shortly before they arrived (Tisquantum had been kidnapped by some Englishmen and sent to Spain before this), and the pilgrims then proceded to rob the deceased native's graves. This and the points Jon makes here is (probably) the reason my schools never rarely ever talked about the pilgrims after 1st grade. That or maybe it was because I'm a Virginian and we hold Jamestown very dearly historical wise.
Grave robbing, Yeah I can see why that would be left out
America is really weird in terms of its historical education.
Honestly, in terms of everything, really.
Really it makes it that much more unfortunate the more primitive tribes (like the Comanches as a prime example) couldn't understand disease for what it was, contributed deaths to witchcraft, then slaughtered (on some occasions at best) pilgrims and the natives that got along with them. After nearly a half century of peace along the east coast too
So do you guys sing "Hey Nonny Nonny~ Hey Nonny Nonny" each time someone discuss about Jamestown??
Jesus Christ, I guess the schools you went to never talked about punctuation either...
"You didn't hear from me, but he can't hold his liquor."
Well duh. It's a rock. It doesn't have any arms.
Thats why he rolls around smashing toes so he can drink it.
It’s just a stupid boulder.
Ratchet it’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock!
Ba-dum tss
@@mjincorporation30 *hugs rock*
Jon: "The Seperatists"
"SUPER BATTLE DROID! Take it down!
Miles The Man roger roger
First thing I thought of was those shitty droids.
"WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!"
R O G E R R O G E R
I can still here that voice in my head from battlefront 2. The good ol days
As somewhat of a Plymouth historian who also lives in Plymouth, I can attest that this is a 100% historically accurate video.
...also yeah, Plymouth rock is about 1/3 its original size and shape. We call it the "Plymouth Pebble" just for that.
Used to be huge, but then we broke it a bunch while moving it all over town. See that crack down the middle? Yeah that's like the 3rd and most recent breakage, haha!
Also, it used to be part of a wall and people would just chip pieces off for souvenirs.
As in American Plymouth or the good old British Plymouth?
@@LeGreenMoose obviously its the French Plymouth...
@@antiusinferno9396 oBvIoUsLy It'S tHe shut the fuck up
You mean the original Plymouth? As in Plymouth, Devon?
@@LeGreenMoose dude it's just a joke calm down
Last year, my history teacher wanted to show us Plymouth Rock, and I knew it was gonna be good because his introduction was “have you guys seen this? It’s great, trust me.”
“Im never gonna leave the Dutch alone.”
-Jon Jafari 2019
Just A Glass Of Milk as a Dutchmen i now fear upcoming video’s. 😂💀
I never mind Americans making fun of my country, I like it that we are acknowledged as a culture. Not to mention the struggle they go through to understand our language and naming conventions.
I'm from Hoofddorp in the Netherlands so i loved to hear that in a video
What are you? What have you or yours done!
I scrolled to this comment as he said that in the video
Fun fact: the Kool-Aid used in the Jonestown Massacre was actually Flavor-Aid, a cheap generic-brand knockoff.
Do with that info what you will, but I take it to mean if your church skimps on the brand name beverages, you run away immediately
Fucking cheap ass Jim Jones
Awkward Ukulele Hail yourself!
-Jimmi drink the kool-aid
-no its not even kool-aid you fraud i aint touching that shit.
I just learned that Kool-Aid is not already the cheapest *-aid.
@@dowingba For real how poor do you have to be?
Imagine being a native american in colonial times then in a distance you hear a white man said
"Have you heard about raid shadow legends?"
*Persian
Therefore they would be receiving him with 300 buff men in capes.
@@eririspencersawamura5291 *Persian-Hungarian-Croatian
Spirits help us.
That shit scared me
Hath no, raid shadwoth legedth what the fuck is dat O>O
The Separatists, after some time in Holland after leaving England:
"These heathens are getting out hand. There are two of them now."
“You could just STEAL Plymouth Rock, dude”
Someone get Nicholas Cage on the phone RIGHT NOW!
*NICHOLAS CAGE!*
national treasure 3 ... get to it lol... national treasure 4 is just a movie about finding nic cage
Naw Nic Cage would do the honorable thing and outbid everyone who would want it.
I can see Jon's soul dying everytime he does a Raid Shadow Legend's sponsor.
Kinjo I think he’s pretty happy to have a paying sponsor lmao it’s not that difficult for him to make an ad roll
He was like it's free and you could tell he was trying not to laugh
@@BritJim more, way more
Nah having a sponsor with the state youtube is in right now is pretty good
least its not best fiends
Jontronshow: "If we buy a green screen, you better use it Jon."
Jontron: "Oh...I'll use it."
"the separatists is the name of a group you definitely want in your country"
Me nervously laughing in french-canadian
ew, French… *backflips into the void*
@@MagnusTonitrum117 French, AND Canadian.
@@BlackScreenProductions125 I have no quarrel with the Canadians
ROGER ROGER
I thought they were the Jacobins.
“Cyanide. And Phenergan.
I’m just saying it wasn’t some bad Splenda.”
Genius.
Shut up
It's All Good Man geez what’s your problem
I wonder if my channel could be like JonTrons one day
@@Waffolz if you were funny maybe
@adam doran hot sauce
Jon: You could just steal Plymouth Rock, dude
Nicolas Cage: *breathes heavily*
waltzingfury i would watch that
There's a treasure map carved on the bottom of Plymouth Rock!
Oh my god! That’s why it’s in a cage! We’re too late!
Nicholas Cage: "I'm gonna steal Plymouth Rock."
Riley: "...that sounds easily doable."
Jon: Why is it in a cage?
Also Jon: Dude, you could literally just steal it...
Haha, real talk! It's in that cage because people used to chip pieces off and deface the ol' stone bastard.
Also John: ... I- i LOST A RoCk
Steel it?
@@simplyorange8553 Used to? I live there and it gets vandalized once a year tagged every few years lol
9:45 Sisyphus of Greek Mythos, taking a break from an eternity of pushing a boulder up a hill
Nice
With Obal, darkness, and gyros on hand, Sisyphus is ready to supply Prince Zagreus with whatever he needs.
As someone who lives in Hoofddorp (yes, it exists and it's the place where our airport Schiphol is placed, it's not in Amsterdam) i am very pleased with Jon's Dutch
GEKOLONISEERD
Schiphol AirPort is part of the village Schiphol though isn’t it
Willem Rooie yes it is, it has it’s own Township and is therefore neither really part of any city because it is a city in itself. Which makes sense considering how big it is.
Ah eindelijk iemand anders uit Hoofddorp
Groeten uit Nieuw-Vennep ✌️
“The separatists landed at Plymouth Rock”
*Separatist forces have captured a command post*
Deploy the Fleet!
I can still hear that same voice, too. What are FPS shooters? We grew up on Battlefront PS2
I HEARD THIS thank you
Take out that super!
They've captured the SPIRE!
" not trying to intrude, just trying to help. your little boys a skeleton..." holy shit i cried
Was your face like your profile picture when you cried?
@ ...
I meant the expression...
@@cheesypies hmmm, yes.
@ no. That's fitzypog
“History is written by the victors.” John.
They took the time to reverse 'OK Google' so my phone didn't hear it and that makes me happy.
Yeah, the first time ads started to use Digital Assistants it was cute, even if the Whopper was made with child meat.
Now it's annoying because I'm watching RUclips and suddenly it asks google to check the weather.
@@Nad_0618 Ayo mate, you gonna follow that hot take up?
I bet the editor was the one to notice
I thought it was because Jon's lawyers didn't want to namedrop a brand.
@@DefinitiveDubs But they obscured his mouth with "OK GOOGLE"
"I don't know what I do on this channel anymore."
Honestly, I don't care as long as I'm laughing!
The fact he muffled “ok google” so everyone’s google home devices don’t go off while watching this video is beautiful
Har har, better word choice: nice >:)
Pretty sure RUclips has spoke out about it because almost every big name youtuber is having to censor mentioning Google at all.
Kamikaze Digital wait why
@@Ampher03 Wdym "why" Stefan literally says why
The hero we don't deserve 😭💯😤
My history teacher showed us this during class after we took our test
I hope they find a life. Sure, he’s funny and all but he shouldn’t be twisting history like that!
@@ZapProd u are called zap productions
Judge false things all you like but back it up
Ur just being a critic
@@ZapProd }:(
@@ZapProd it’s pretty close tho
@@ZapProd "find a life" jesus christ dude, it's a stupid video on the internet, grow up.
jon: "the seperatists"
me: "WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS"
"WERE LOSING REINFORCEMENTS"
SUPER
T H E Y ‘ V E S E N T I N T H E S U P E R S
"BATTLE DROIDS!"
"I think I got the higher score Sev... Sev?"
Jamestown wasn’t even the first English settlement the first was Roanoke in 1585, the reason it’s not well known however is because everyone on the island disappeared without a trace.
Lemmino has a good video on the colony of Roanoke
We don't talk about Roanoke
Did you see the video tho?
That was the second Roanoke colony. The first didn't disappear, they just left the island because there was no food and their leader, Ralph Lane, kept picking fights with the locals.
@Ethan Mikl He said English settlement.
“I know you already know about raid shadow legends”
you got that right.
Aight, I’mma be real witchu chief: I don’t wanna play Raid Shadow Legends.
*Let's Play RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*
Has anyone actually played shadow legends?
Ash B
I played it a long time ago, before all the RUclipsrs started advertising it. Its okay, pretty good for a mobile game, but I didn’t get very far into it.
Bro, Jamestown was like the only historical city I could bring up as an 8 year old... It's wild to see no one knowing what Jamestown was... Why was it such a focus in my school?
I learned about both, but I definitly didn't learn that the pilgrims were the ISIS to the Puritan's Al Queda
_I read that as Jonestown_
I did too, he was one of the kids who never paid attention, they teach about both and the Dutch colony that became the festering, self obsessed eye sore we call NYC.
who is no one, literally everyone is saying the same thing.
“You’re starting to sound like a separatist”-Anakin Skywalker
“Uh oh”- Many B1 Battle Droids
You're*
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
Hello there
right i was sooo surprised there was no star wars joke there
Jontron: The Pilgrims called themselves the “Separatists.”
General Grievous: *Heavy Coughing*
@Cole Taylor General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
Grievous can serve up the roasted jar jar to all the hungry battle droids.
I was surprised this wasn’t a joke in the video
FlaviotheSloth II this is getting out of hand!
French Canadians.....
The pain in his voice when he says “it’s free!” Makes me realize this game is 100% pay to win
Yeah, note how they brag about the number of downloads, not the number of active players.
@@AnomalyINCOr it's rating on a store that they pay to be recommended over basically every other app.
@Pete Jones Well yeah, that's 100% of the entire internet at this point
7:40
"Some of you may know him as *Sasquatch,* but you're wrong."
-JonTron
Ironically Jon is wrong here
The king: “go away”
The pilgrims: *”ROGER ROGER”*
aw shiet this was good
"Later virgins."
-The pilgrims on leaving the dutch for america.
Young Archaeotech ahahaha coz separatists
On point star wars reference👍
You mean the Separatists.
As someone who is not from the US I’m glad I could be given such an academic look into its conception, thank you Johnathan Tronathan.
"Who's heard about Jamestown"
Grew up in Virginia. Can't relate.
Waite.... there's something I'm not getting.
From Virginia too so true
I was gonna say... they deff taught a lot about Jamestown in like 2nd or 3rd grade in Virginia... even in like 5th and 6th grade
Same lol Compared to how much Jamestown was pushed harder than Roman Reigns, we didn't learn jack shit about the Plymouth settlement
Finished 8th grade, can't relate
They "escaped" "religious persecution" to implement their own religious persecution
Minus the fact that they never persecuted anyone. This video is full of ahistorical humanist nonsense, coming from hypocrites nonetheless. Humanists killed countless millions in the 20th century, but we're supposed to pretend that a small sect of religious separatists were highly dangerous. :)
@@razzendahcuben Quick question: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?
@@SupaSonicFanboy Irrelevant also trump ez.
Yeah the puritans sucked.
@@razzendahcuben Yeah, they never persecuted anyone. Except for, ya know, the *SALEM FUCKING WITCH TRIALS*
Looks like Raid: Shadow Legends is still holding Jon's family hostage :(
“The Seperatists”
*droid army theme plays*
I was hoping he was going to make a reference... but nope :(
Yes
*urge to roger,roger intensifies*
Roger roger
ROGER ROGER
JonTron 2012: video game commentary
JonTron 2019: historical event parodies
Wait what
JonTron 2032: expressionism postmodern art videos
If anyone could pull it if it’s Jonny boy
@@chadwarden1179 _history is lie_
@@gyga100 I'm pretty sure that already happened, and it involved a lot of gnomes.
JonTron 2019: Hey have you guys played RAID SHADOW LEGENDS YET?!?
You know, I was shocked to read in a book about how quickly they turned on the native Americans after being taught all that shit and the natives giving them free land to live on.
But now knowing that they were like that in Holland, it makes a lot more sense.
“THE SEPARATISTS!”
Me: ah, yes the clone wars. Such an influential time In our nation’s history
Update: I appreciate your support. Long live the Republic
Execute order 66
Boii Mann no, I removed the inhibitor chips
There's only one thing that can defeat the droid army. The Dutch.
Straight up
I’m from va and we learned that Jamestown was the founding place
“I’m never gonna leave the Dutch alone”
-Jon Tron 2019
Can we get a ww2 germany meme of this. Thx in advance.
he also made the Danish
Equivalent Art Exchange The Germans actually left the Dutch alone in WWI, and the Dutch then sold both sides Cocaine.
They know what they did
@@josephtornakov3979 oopsie
"You could just steal Plymouth Rock"
You think its a joke, but its actually happened before.
Oh no they stole a rock that may or may not be the actual rock
nice avatar did you draw it yourself?:3
why tho. who needs a rock
I kinda assumed that's why it's in a cage
@@SandersCat_yo Why steal the Mona Lisa, who needs a painting?
Because society has arbitrarily assigned value to it.
"Its technically true that Ridley Scott hasn't completely lost his mind........STOP HURTING ME!!!"
Ooof, boy did I feel all of that. So hard. Ow.
The separatists on the Mayflower:
"I thought they said this ship was fast!"
Genius.
I don't get it
Is that a star wars reference?
@@tshoemake5945 Yes, said by General Grievous on the Clone Wars
@Lord Waluigi Is God real? How can I know for sure that God is real?
We know that God is real because He has revealed Himself to us in three ways: in creation, in His Word, and in His Son, Jesus Christ.
The most basic proof of God's existence is simply what He has made. "For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse" (Romans 1:20). "The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands." (Psalm 19:1).
If I found a wristwatch in the middle of a field, I would not assume that it just "appeared" out of nowhere or that it had always existed. Based on the watch's design, I would assume it had a designer. But there is far greater design and precision in the world around us. Our measurement of time is not based on wristwatches, but on God's handiwork, the regular rotation of the earth (and the radioactive properties of the cesium-133 atom). The universe displays great design, and this argues for a Great Designer.
If I found an encoded message, I would seek out a cryptographer to help break the code. My assumption would be that there is an intelligent sender of the message, someone who created the code. How complex is the DNA "code" that we carry in every cell of our bodies? Does not the complexity and purpose of DNA argue for an Intelligent Writer of the code?
Not only has God made an intricate and finely tuned physical world; He has also instilled a sense of eternity in the heart of every person (Ecclesiastes 3:11). Mankind has an innate perception that there is more to life than meets the eye, that there is an existence higher than this earthly routine. Our sense of eternity manifests itself in at least two ways: law-making and worship.
Every civilization throughout history has valued certain moral laws, which are surprisingly similar from culture to culture. For example, the ideal of love is universally esteemed, while the act of lying is universally condemned. This common morality"this global understanding of right and wrong"points to a Supreme Moral Being who gave us such scruples.
In the same way, people all over the world, regardless of culture, have always cultivated a system of worship. The object of worship may vary, but the sense of a "higher power" is an undeniable part of being human. Our propensity to worship accords with the fact that God created us "in His own image" (Genesis 1:27).
God has also revealed Himself to us through His Word, the Bible. Throughout Scripture, the existence of God is treated as a self-evident fact (Genesis 1:1; Exodus 3:14). When Benjamin Franklin wrote his autobiography, he did not waste time trying to prove his own existence. Likewise, God does not spend much time proving His existence in His book. The life-changing nature of the Bible, its integrity, and the miracles which accompanied its writing should be enough to warrant a closer look.
The third way in which God revealed Himself is through His Son, Jesus Christ (John 14:6-11). "In the beginning was the Word: the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth" (John 1:1,14; see alsoColossians 2:9).
In Jesus' amazing life, He kept the entire Old Testament law perfectly and fulfilled the prophecies concerning the Messiah (Matthew 5:17). He performed countless acts of compassion and public miracles to authenticate His message and bear witness to His deity (John 21:24-25). Then, three days after His crucifixion, He rose from the dead, a fact affirmed by hundreds of eyewitnesses (1 Corinthians 15:6). The historical record abounds with "proof" of who Jesus is. As the Apostle Paul said, this thing "was not done in a corner" (Acts 26:26).
I realize that there will always be skeptics who have their own ideas concerning God and will read the evidence accordingly. And there will be some whom no amount of proof will convince (Psalm 14:1). It all comes down to faith (Hebrews 11:6).
“There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.”
Yo where's that from? 😂 I remember it but don't remember what it's from
@@nillaroo It's from James Bond: Goldmember
@@Nipah.Auauau oh yeah that's right I love Austin powers 😂 thanks
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and people who advertise shitty mobile games.
@@CvijaFaQ there is a game there? I thought it was just a way to spend 400 dollars for installing and opening a app.
I was taught about both Jamestown and Jonestown in school and I remember that most Jamestown settlers died
Uh... I'm pretty sure *all* of them died. Last I checked, there weren't any 400 year old settlers running through the streets.
@@LordMajicus that would be pretty fuckin weird, wouldn't it?
Pretty sure most died at Jonestown aswell. Mostly from cyanide poisoning.
I didn’t know what To name my account? They all dead in the end yes because their living conditions sucked from the beginning (I love Jamestown I know everything like the back of my hand)
Most of the settlers died very quickly after arriving
“I’m not sure what I do on this channel anymore.”
You make people laugh my dude. Why do you need to do anymore than that?
Youre a great comedian my friend. You should be proud of that. Don’t let ‘em get you down
When Jontron dies, there'll probably be a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship on his tombstone.
Damn ok make me cry ig
One can only dream such dreams
"This grave is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, sign up now and we might pay your funeral fees and gravestone all just from having our *free app* downloaded! maybe.. and all we ask is for our team to put up a sponsor right on it as your bones lay to rest!"
"NOTICE: The team of Raid: Shadow Legends are NOT liable for any unpaid gravesite fees but are still legally obligated to add sponsor to your grave."
"You're squashing our religous rights, we're moving to the Netherlands!"
11 years later
"These God damn dutch are too nice and accomodating, we're going to the new world!"
It's hard to be an extremist cult if everyone is nice to you. You kinda need a big bad villain if you want to keep the cult together. Hard to do that with people that go "oh okay, you do you. If you wanna buy some cheese, spice or drugs you know where to find us. Have a great day"
Remember when Ned Flanders moved out of Springfield into a town that looked very dutch ?
This is just Jon trying to express that he misses Rockington.
I wonder if my channel could be like JonTrons one day
Waffolz
Anything is possible if u have good editing skills and a green screen
@@zanethezaniest274 and having the ability to be a meme no matter what you say
@@memelover6917 And have good content, and a nice set, and lots of money, and a nice camera, and a decent computer, and a microphone, and some friends for a small crew (maybe), and a laptop for editing on the go, and a spare SD card because you lost your third one of those FRICKING PIECES OF TRASH, and a desk, and a chair, and a house, and, and Dutch from RDR2 once said: "I have a plan, we just need a LITTLE MORE MONEY."
@@jonasgrill1155 Jontron didn't start with all of those though. His early videos were quite doable with a minimal budget.
Nobody:
The Ocean at Literally Every Second: 6:24
Did he say the Pilgrims wanted to be called “The Separatists” and not make a Star Wars joke?
I know right, I was hoping he would do that.
Disney would have copyright claimed his paycheck into oblivion
Scragg reddit moment
"But what about the Christian attack on the Furries?" - Ki Adi Mundi, probably.
And didn’t he like make 9 episodes called FUCKING STARCADE!?!?!?
As a Dutch person, I just have one thing to say about this video: Hööf dwørp dingle bråben.
GEKOLONISEERD
Gesundheit
@@loargesnek5371 gezondheid
@@loony1774 uuh gtiogds
@@PatchyThePirate_ ?
Wouldn’t mind if Jon’s channel turned into a history channel.
Considering that the ACTUAL history channel isn't worth watching anymore, I'm all for this idea : )
A comedian Townsends would be nice, yes.
NO FUNNY MAN NO DO EDUCATION STUFF AGAIN. ME LIKE FUNNY MAN WHEN DO OTHER STUFF.
TheFightingGentleman oof looks like someone misses barely getting any episodes whatsoever
Oh hell yeah
I can't think of the Pilgrims anymore without thinking of Jontron screaming: "YEA THATS RIGHT!!! THE SEPARATISTS!"
"Just saying, it wasnt just some bad splenda."
"There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." - Michael Caine, 2002
That makes no scanse
"And She shat on a turtle"
I was literally just thinking of this quote
Mr. Powers taught me so much.
@@snbsixteen6stars201 r/woooooosh
Fun fact: For the most part it was actually flavorade a lesser known drink in that time
“Ah, but ve are not here for cyanide und Valium.”
I’m glad you know that
Benny Torres Of course. I love that series and it’s so quotable. That and when I saw your comment, I couldn’t resist.
Man he couldn't even spring for the good stuff for his suicide drink? Jones was a cheapskate.
In the immortal words of Mr. Henry Thomas Zebrowski, when someone has stated about the Kool-Aid being the flavoured drink that killed 900 people in a town in South America... "IT'S FLAVOR-AID!"
My favorite part of the Thanksgiving story is when Squanto threatened to unleash the divine bioweapon hidden beneath Plymouth Rock and cause the apocalypse, but no one ever talks about that
As a Virginian, we never learned about the pilgrims, only about Jamestown
And we always went to Jamestown as a field trip lol
@@AinSmiles That trip was always so cool
@@ayylien00 You got Busch Gardens? Best we ever got was some time in DC.
As a Floridian, we learned about Jamestown AND the pilgrims...just not our 50 states. (For a good portion of my elementary/middle school career, I thought Nevada was the capital of California.)
As a Canadian, I never learned about the pilgrims or jamestown
The “chosen” rock will be celebrating 400 years in 2020.
Let's bring on the White Claw!
*400 years of captivity 😢
Damn, I didn't knew The Rock was that old, he's looking good tho, great movies
B i g. R o c k
Shocker: what if that rock is just some random rock chosen buy some prestigious official 100 years ago, who was like, “Ah yes, this is the one. Don’t question my reasoning.”
_Therapist : Beanie JonTron can't hurt you, he isn't real._
_Beanie JonTron:_
Beanie JonTron: "I don't know what I'm doing with my channel anymore, but it's complicated..."
And we’re back babies! Let’s make this our Jon tron family tradition
TheLufteaffle? Are u actually german?
Funny he says the dutch have a wierd languege but german is no different only dutch uses the same letters germans have some extra symbols😂
Jontron: *posts 1 minute ago*
His fans: This really is Thanksgiving
Dude I'm gonna pre.
What is ‘thanksgiving’ (not American)
Your comment went viral in minutes
We are thankful for jontron this year
@@jorritvanderkooi939 Watch this video and you'll sort of understand.
It's lost its meaning after so many years so it's more or less just an excuse to gorge on good food and drink while watching American football.
Native Americans: Hello There
The Separatists: General Kenobi
I wonder if my channel could be like JonTrons one day
Touché
@@Waffolz Probably not but hey keep trying.
They literally had to cage in the rock because so many people were stealing chunks from it. It used to be so much bigger
oh dang so they weren't selling samples ummm ohno
it's capitalism man
Oh no it is now a slightly smaller rock....
sir tomato as big as Gibraltar, lotta pilfering in 400 years. I had an ancestor on the Mayflower!
As a Dutch person, I fucking love the running gag of Jon hating the Dutch. 😂 It cracks me up every time.
Pilgrims: “We are the Separatists!”
England: *”WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!”*
you mean the whistling birds?
Ominous Onion What?
FoolishAnonymous it’s a bad forced mandalorian joke
@@BlazeSLK its a great star wars battlefront joke actually
@@faceless58 he means the 1st reply
>Why is it in a cage?
>It's small enough to literally steal
Answered your own question mike!
Yeah, but it's also in a cage that's really easy for someone to get in and out of.
I imagine the gravity levels are turned up real high in that cage so it is not easy to escape.
"They called themselves separatists"
The entire internet: Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
Roger roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
For some reason, this is my favorite JonTron video. The history ones are just in a class of their own.
I think Jon has a deep interest in history, and he is trying to incorporate that into his channel.
I'd be down with this becoming a history channel. Extra history is one of my favourites.
I like to learn about new things but to me this is not new anymore
Jon gets married and becomes a history teacher..that’s cool my dudes.
He got married? :0
Nahh he looks like the chubby version of mr Roger's
@@cowbatboots282 look at his hand
@@Bedhead13 oh shit, I never noticed because I watch my videos in 360p because my data is throttled.
Brian Pepin yeah he got married just over a month ago, only reason I know this is because I was on vacation in L.A(I’m from Canada) a couple of his guests stayed in the same hotel across the hall from me..I didn’t believe them when they told me what they were there for...sure enough the next day they were showing me pictures on there phones and videos dancing and things like that.. no I didn’t get to meet or see Jon or anyone big RUclipsr for that instance but it would have been super cool if I could have.
This man is wearing every hat that isn’t his og hat.
Love you Jon, never change. As in... well, never be the same. Never maintain consistency. Your madness is my sustenance. *feed me Jon*
"I'm not sure what I do on this channel anymore and I'm sure you're not sure anymore... but f*** you!"
Aww, we love you too, Jon.
The Jonestown folks didn’t even get kool aid, they got the knock off brand flavoraid
Nah bro it was Bio aid the greatest
Why am I feel pai-
Well... It still wasn't the bad splenda.
Flavor aid has 2 or 3 superior flavors to Kool aid. But it's mostly garbage.
Thank you for saying it, saving me the trouble!
If they were lucky, they would receive an import of warm-aid
Is no one going to mention how Squanto’s first sentence to the pilgrims was, in perfect English, “Do you have any beer?”
I have now been informed that it was Samoset who said this, and not Squanto. But my point still stands.
If that isn't what you call a mood, I don't know what is.
total, absolute, madlad
*snort* umm ackchyually, I believe that was Samoset.
bruh don't even think for a minute I knew that on my own I learned it on an episode of QI.
This was _Samoset's_ first sentence to the Pilgrims. Samoset was the first indigenous person to greet the Pilgrims and specifically assigned Squanto, who had been kidnapped a few years back and was then fluent in English, to serve as the llaison between them.
I was really confused when teachers told me that the pilgrims were the first americans and native american that knew english helped them grow food and i was like...howd he know english?? and a teacher said he learned it from some english settlers who were there first. And im like!?!?? Ok.
So funny how they corrected Jon on saying Jonestown had Koolaid, not cyanide. It was the Koolaid that killed them. But it was actually Flavoraid.