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Jon you okay? You uploded more than 2 video this year. Are you okay? We do not deserve this this is too much (Thanks for your cool ass vids btw keep going great job)
I'm a New Englander and a friend of mine ran into Jon in Portsmouth a while back where he cashed him out (friends a cashier). Kept his cool and sent me a text about it afterwards. We were privately excited about it together. In New England we get a lot of high profile people who come through and end up settling up here, typically because they want to be left alone and have the chance to live pretty normal lives without being stopped by fans. So for the most part we tend to keep it together when we see celebrities or internet personalities in stores or out in public, and then just go home and say "You'll never guess who I saw at Hannaford today!"
*Timeline of JonTron:* Gaming. Game reviews. Movie reviews. Literally not uploading for a year. Advertisement reviews. Work place safety reviews. Cooking. *_Oh how far we've traveled._*
I can imagine jon walking into the fish market and telling the monger "Dont mind if I'm acting like a complete dumbass, we also might talk to your lobsters"
Can we appreciate the fact that since the flex seal vids, jontron uploaded videos more frequently. Flex tape and seal do fix everything, they fix jon's upload schedule
I sincerely hope the Sanders fish place receives a lot of business due to this exposure. The girl was adorable and handled herself incredibly well in the face of...Jon.
I like to think his visit to the fish market was not scripted, and that woman was just working her normal shift when some guy with a New York accent walks in dressed like a colonial settler with a camera man and proceeds to ask awkward questions and tries to buy and wall decoration.
Philo: offers 58 channels JonTron: For over $20 a month you get access to over *FIFTY SEVEN* channels a month. If thats not on point marketing, I don't know what is.
I suspect Jon is actually a really good chef IRL. There was another RUclipsr that's actually a good cook that's surprising... I wanna say William Osman
She even managed to out-weird Jon with the comment about cutting off the face and pulling out the rear of the crab. I'd say that was scripted or a joke but Jon seemed pretty genuinely rattled.
Alright Jon now you've finally done it. You're officially back on being expected to upload regularly. Only a matter of time before we get Flextape 3 the Flex-pocalypse
When I worked at a sex shop years ago I learned that product packaging only needs to contain 30% honest advertising. Anything else on the package, no matter how ludacris, can be ruled as satire.
You know something's up when they say something really specific like "you can win over $5639 in this contest," it'll always be just that number they said plus one.
Slap it on my butt. Keep that shit pooing for as long as you can and when that comes out, by golly, that's gonna feel like the best shit you ever taken in your entire life. If you didn't get this that was the quote after "it works, it just works"
@@do-nothingbear9474 pbg apologized for defending projared, since he didn't truly know and he trusted projared because they were friends. Honestly it's a fairly common mistake to trust friends more than people saying said friends did something bad.
Wait a minute... 1: scavenging a public urban area for dead animals 2: comical outfit 3: disguised partially as a cooking tutorial 4: messing with strangers Is this...? Is this a Filthy Frank homage? Edit: holy Christmas I was not expecting this many likes
And as a Massachusetts resident myself, I promptly say: Don't ever fucking live in Massachusetts. This state is TRASH. Visit though, it's lovely in late Spring. But don't live here.
I haven’t seen New Hampshire get this much love ever. Thanks Jon. He should have visited the liquor store the size of Ikea on the side of the highway though...
Don't be fooled, this is not the real world... I suppose world war 3 began without anyone notice, welcome to heaven or hell, you choose is the same thing
@@redacted8567you’ll get used to it after a while. Make sure you live in a small town outside of AC and not in AC,that trick will help you out. Also you can find out what it’s like in January when fallout 76 comes out with Atlantic City
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YOU DIED
Thx for uploading on a schedule dude
Jon you okay? You uploded more than 2 video this year. Are you okay? We do not deserve this this is too much (Thanks for your cool ass vids btw keep going great job)
glad you're having fun with it my dude
How’d you enjoy Portsmouth? Place is a fucking yuppie hellhole but it has some nice parts
This felt like one of those weird Spongebob episodes where it's just Patchy the Pirate the whole time
This is more accurate than it has any right to be.
I've been sitting in my room loudly giggling to myself over this comment for the last ten minutes
Shit, John if you see this then make what this guy just said
the accuracy is scary
Cannot un-imagine
I'm from New Hampshire and this is probably the most attention the state is going to get all year.
pretty much lol
Yeah nobody talks about us... it’s sad and lonely here
you mean of all time
This is actually the first time all my life I’ve thought about New Hampshire
SepticSoldier25 not surprising
I'm convinced that this entire video exists, because Jontron thought the New Hampshire sign was funny
Nik Collins I am 100% on board with that theory
pretty sure he's making fun of the RUclips channel Townsends
Nik Collins I 100% thought the same thing
I do exists so that makes me a living human being right? Birds dont exist cause they are not human.
@@EthanNewsom heh, on "board"
Props to fish market lady for being so chill with Jon's shenanigans
She’s also adding to the shenanigans
She's odd
Liberals
You mean the fish monger
I'm a New Englander and a friend of mine ran into Jon in Portsmouth a while back where he cashed him out (friends a cashier). Kept his cool and sent me a text about it afterwards. We were privately excited about it together. In New England we get a lot of high profile people who come through and end up settling up here, typically because they want to be left alone and have the chance to live pretty normal lives without being stopped by fans. So for the most part we tend to keep it together when we see celebrities or internet personalities in stores or out in public, and then just go home and say "You'll never guess who I saw at Hannaford today!"
"What kind of fish is this?"
*Fish Lady looks into the camera like it's an episode of The Office*
how did you get on the dot 500 likes but no comment?
lol
I thought Jon was acting like Michael Scott the whole time
What’s ur profile pic?
Profile pic link??
2012 -Jon reviews games
2016 -Jon reviews commercials
2019 -Jon reviews the entire region of New England.
How far you’ve come.
when going are you going back to game this so boing pls going back to game
2021 - Jon reviews the universe
I miss those game reviews.
@@Negamare1 me too
2022 Jon reviews continents
*Timeline of JonTron:*
Gaming.
Game reviews.
Movie reviews.
Literally not uploading for a year.
Advertisement reviews.
Work place safety reviews.
Cooking.
*_Oh how far we've traveled._*
I predict the future to be vlogs and shitposts, then reviews, then game stuff
Nah, he did cooking back with the Turduckin. We've just come full circle. ... Or maybe it just looks more like a squiggle now.
Edit "how" into the last sentence and I like
You forgot the year and a half of hiatus
You Forgot the flex tape saga
I can imagine jon walking into the fish market and telling the monger
"Dont mind if I'm acting like a complete dumbass, we also might talk to your lobsters"
@Wakka Flocka No, that's unrelated, you're a bot fuck off
@Wakka Flocka fuckin' shoppy
@Wakka Flocka Not even close.
@Wakka Flocka commit no air in body.
@Wakka Flocka cope
Can we appreciate the fact that since the flex seal vids, jontron uploaded videos more frequently. Flex tape and seal do fix everything, they fix jon's upload schedule
Damn.
Flex tape keeps my soul together
To show you the power of Flex Tape™ I fixed Jon Jaffari's career!
They don't fix his quality
*I SAWED THIS UPLOAD TIME IN HALF!*
Thanks for inventing America Jon!
ConnerTheWaffle JON FOR SMASH
Well. When wikl you notice me look i am not a person "Say my name N-" just bored to getting a like a ghost
Hey it's that guy who makes bad videos and maybe steals footage 🤔
@@Mcdude02 Is that true my dude
And johntron is still great
JonTron Fans: Are you okay? You haven’t been uploading.
JonTron Fans: Are you okay? You have been uploading.
Yes
No
JAYMZSAINTJAYMZ *kudos
ech
Possibly
"We cut off those faces and pull out their rears"
I don't think Jon even had a joke for that, he just stood there in horrified silence
Ikr lmao
I sincerely hope the Sanders fish place receives a lot of business due to this exposure. The girl was adorable and handled herself incredibly well in the face of...Jon.
@@KORUPTable yes officer this reply here
@@KORUPTable Atleast you're decent enough to get the herps afterwards.
@@KORUPTable I think you mean crabs
She's clearly a lesbian guys
Or she'll have a run in with PETArds and vegans soon
I like to think his visit to the fish market was not scripted, and that woman was just working her normal shift when some guy with a New York accent walks in dressed like a colonial settler with a camera man and proceeds to ask awkward questions and tries to buy and wall decoration.
Positive that's what happened
Yeah that def wasnt scripted. No actor is that good.
They probably came in and said they were a news crew lol
I facepalmed so hard at this thread.
@@Pikachu2Ash i facepalm at myself
Can we just point out that Jon defeated an entire army of british making him an American hero
Liam Berg (STUDENT) 9:17
With about 2 nuclear strikes, also
He also nuked New Hampshire I will never forgive him
All the British wanted was for us to give them money because they protected them from the French
I've heard that story aswell
2018: woah Jon why aren’t you posting at all
2019: woah Jon why are you posting so much
There is no such thing as too much Jon Tron
But I definitely prefer saying the second one
Because he desperately paying off his rent by making videos.
He needed a full year to prep for the other year. Prepare for another year of video famine.
2018: I hate money no no no.
2019: shit I don't have enough.
-So you're a fishmonger?
+Yeah!
-So it's not a slur, we can keep calling you that?
+...
he used hard R so he's right to be self-conscious
fish manga
3 IN A MONTH?!?! how has the space-time continuum not collapsed yet?
It will soon
It already has
Seriously, end game.. got... I'm good as long as this keeps up
Hey, don't worry. If I had to venture a guess once this wild faucet dries up, he'll vanish for five years.
It's his going away posts. He gives us three uploads, in exchange, we don't see him for three years.
7:03
She managed to get him out of character by talking as crazy as him, i love it
I mean, she quite factually told him the process. She wasn’t trying to be funny
Are.....are you okay Jon? Why are you uploading so much? Are you at gunpoint? Tell us why you're doing this Jon!
he's preparing to hibernate
This is the last episode of 2019 Jontron
@@draco4450 that means we may not get a video in a few months or a YEAR OH SHIT
It’s dat muuhhllaa baabbbbbbyyyy
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Flex Seal fixed his upload schedule.
Jon: *drinks the clam juice*
*YOU DIED*
"Its of clams!" That killed me.
Was that a Dark Souls sound effect?
Tetsu Masago WASTED
@@DrippinJimmy4054 Blighttown
The Bed of Chaos did this to me
I love how all these recent videos are basically high quality shitposts
12 minutes shitpost too
pss don't call it shitpost he might get offended and stop posting
@@alexrechkin7 ...bruh, some of the best posts in the world are shitposts
because they're posted for shits and giggles. It's internet/meme lingo .-.
@@alexrechkin7
his shitposting is as good as a crafted video from others
He has done food related shit before. It turned out beautiful...ly ugly
"We're a little unconventional"
"L I B E R A L S"
so good haha
That part always cracks me up 😂
To the woke guys now
@@monke6122 lol yeah 😂
I died at that part😂
Philo: offers 58 channels
JonTron: For over $20 a month you get access to over *FIFTY SEVEN* channels a month.
If thats not on point marketing, I don't know what is.
58 is technically more than 57 so he’s not wrong
@@sailorgallifrey1365 Yeah, that was the joke
@UCDKjfWaBp_wKoBGxw1AGvzQ
Name more than five and I'll consider buying a television
“You also like cutting off their faces and pulling their rears out!”
*nods*
BlazingFury I already know you ain’t stealing my profile pic out here
@@lmnt_strike7318 BlazingFury has an older account
911 likes huh
Read this at perfect timing...
Pretty similar to what the lady at the orphange said to me when I said I like kids
Jokes aside you honestly chopped that celery pretty well at first
It's how they do it in Japan
I suspect Jon is actually a really good chef IRL.
There was another RUclipsr that's actually a good cook that's surprising... I wanna say William Osman
@@Helladamnleet have you seen the turducken video? Might change your mind
@@carljones4179 I got food wars flashbacks ngl
@@Nero-st1vc It was his first time making it and he probably was going for comedy more than actually trying
"Mom, can we get Townsends?"
"We have Townsends at home"
Townsends at home
Haha true
This one doesn't have enough nutmeg.
Now that's a collaboration we need to see :-D
Why did he make a whole video ab-
"I am currently watching Drunk History"
*Oh..*
I am just replying because this has 1k likes and no replies for some reason
@@KnightSlasher because we all agree
@@brobuscusd I agree
@@KnightSlasher I feel obligated to give a dissenting opinion. So I disagree
@@rufuscord7160 and i agree with you dissagreeing
I’m pretty sure Jon just pre-records all of his episodes and he died in the middle of 2018
As long as there’s a consistent upload schedule I don’t care what happened to him.
This is better then anything Shane Dawson has comed up with XD
Yeeeeee
Snuggle Octopus looks like we need Shane Dawson to uncover this one
Snuggle Octopus true
Wow, props to the girl from sanders for her professionalism in the face of.. well. you.
Jon qualifies as a terror akin to an old one at this point
I wrote that reply before I saw him return to the sea
HAHAHHA NC ONE
Memento Mori i do not believe the great state of North Carolina has a type of comment.
She even managed to out-weird Jon with the comment about cutting off the face and pulling out the rear of the crab. I'd say that was scripted or a joke but Jon seemed pretty genuinely rattled.
8:09. Jontron" just like how mama used to make it"
Me "awww"
"Before the accident"
Me"oh"
God why?
Alright Jon now you've finally done it. You're officially back on being expected to upload regularly. Only a matter of time before we get Flextape 3 the Flex-pocalypse
No, not at all.
Nah he's gone after this for at least 6 months. Just when you think he's back, he leaves
Look, you're asking to catch Lightning in a Bottle. There's no way he can top Flextape 2: Adhesive Boogaloo.
Well he was almost gone for a year so I think he's trying to make up for it I say take your time you glorious bastard.
@@shrimp_bucket No, not quite.
As a New Englander, I can confirm this video is entirely accurate.
Except you forgot the heroin.
Choose life
Well, he went to Portsmouth, not Manchester
Zach Carter you forgot about bridgeport
@@gkroney
Lets just not mention Bridgeport
Heroin is bad everywhere in the us.
“...and the Spanish-American War, which I didn’t even know happened until now. I guess we won.”
I mean, you’re not wrong
and Americans won by bribing them
@@oksomynameisjeff4212 a win is a win
Don't forget we have been exploiting Puerto Rico for years
@@quasaR48 bruh thats my nation you're talking about bruh dont even tell that its a win
@@oksomynameisjeff4212 That doesn't change the facts lol
That fishmonger is
*amazing*
I cant believe she allowed you to do that
Do... Do what?
@@iota-09
Watch the extended cut with the JonTron Premium Pass. They made an amazing porno. You'll never believe where Jon made that banana fit.
RegeroTerra talk about tearing up the rear
RegeroTerra where did it fit? And how do I get this premium pass.
@@liljel8669 It may have been a limited time thing, tbh. Changed my life though. I can't look at birds the same way.
Jon, you’re regularly uploading. Blink once if Grimbo has you hostage.
Blink
Nah he’s probably being held hostage bt Malkovich
Gremblo?
Flex Tape glued his channel
God,thats a callback
Flex Tape 2: *exists*
RUclips algorithm: "No."
Jonny New English: *exists*
RUclips algorithm: "Fine, #3 Trending."
Jon's breaking the system
#4 now
I wonder if this video made it on trending because he dissed late night TV for always getting the trending tab in his dan aykroyd video.
3. take it or leave it
+VincentWeir
In the UK it was #1 trending at one point.
"This state loves compliance" is an extremely underrated line.
Jontron is becoming a show that’s on both Adult Swim and the Travel Channel
Apparently you can't be on the Travel Channel without being a show about ghosts or something so
the controversy would keep him off adult swim. they learned from mde
GATA RAMEN REVIEWS the what
Am I seeing this right? 3 in 1 month? Bless you Jon
Grumps: The Movie noice
Jontron is planning a take over if RUclips, I will happily accept him as my king, GLORY TO THE KING
True
More like bless you sponsers
@@vicariousvongacy4398 And we shall praise his Highness! Maybe if we pray enough hr will bless us with the Jontron Movie we so badly crave!
Dude this is so weird
Jontron is uploading like a normal RUclipsr
2019 is crazy man
This is the future
To be fair, he does need the ad revenue they generate. 6-10 videos a year just doesn't cut it.
Behold, the greatest year
This year really is just a great year for mankind
2010 times are weird
2010 times are *SCARY*
Lol that poor Fish Monger genuinely thought it was going to be a serious interview, she was so confused by every joke
I think she just wanted to be professional in case her employer saw lol
Most Vlogs: room tour, chill beats, and drone footage
Jontron: history report, fish market interview, descent into madness,
*w o o d c o c k*
*kill count of 12 birds and 2 whales and one endangered porpoise*
“The British are coming! And we are the British so we are coming too!” - jontron
Liberals
Whips out minigun
We're on our way to the ark. So i guess that means we're going too.
9:32 the British should’ve realize the kindness we had by not taking London
Funny thing about this is the real Paul ravere said the regulars are coming
"Go Go, the British are coming!
We are also the British too!
Which means we're coming!"
- American Revolutionary War
"Next time you try to take America, we'll come for fucking London!"
We're*
@@oshino6596 We'll come for grammar Nazis too! 🤣
we wouldn't go near that mess of a nation us British we came back in 1812 and kicked your asses ha
@@paulmcdonough1093 Until you were having your asses handed in New Orleans
**completes complex dish instantaneously**
while we let that simmer
*Looks over beautifully presented seafood meal*
JonTron: "I'M A FAILURE"
I can't believe Jontron graduated from playing videogames to IRL shitposting. I'm so proud.
wym he was always irl shitposting lol
DubskiDude apples and grapes was both of those
He was always IRL shitposting even with his video game videos.
Three ninty-niiiiiiiiiiiiiinnne likes
Well, Malkovich, Final Hallway and Apples & Grapes were kind of IRL shitposts.
"You'll get access to... over 57 channels!"
Screen shows 58 channels.
Well, he's not wrong.
Now that's advertising.
I was searching for this comment to pop up lol
When I worked at a sex shop years ago I learned that product packaging only needs to contain 30% honest advertising. Anything else on the package, no matter how ludacris, can be ruled as satire.
I was going to comment this if nobody else did. I hate you.
@@absoluteunit8628 Can you give some (hilarious) examples?
Props to the lady not bursting out in laughter when jon asks "what kind of fish is this?" while pointing to a bunch of fruit.
I'm like 70% sure that's Jon's girlfriend.
Rafał Brzeziński I’m not 😂
The rifleman's house is a straight up Minecraft hut: no windows with glass, no door, no roof, floor is dirt.
I don't know what JonTron is even about anymore, but I know it's right.
He just does what he does, lol
Guess that's the price to pay for having more frequent uploads
I made you a thousand
1000th like b0ss
@Jaden Velez Well...shit, there goes my run.
"Over 57 channels!"
**Screen shows 58 channels.**
I mean, you're not wrong...
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Best way to advertise. Over 57 channels sounds like a lot more than just having 58.
You know something's up when they say something really specific like "you can win over $5639 in this contest," it'll always be just that number they said plus one.
5 Jontron videos in 4 months? This truly is the best timeline
Almost 3 in a week, it’s a sign on the end times
Thank you doctor strange
Idk man gotta find the perfect timeline.
Nyeheh
I truly believe i'm in a coma
I love how he laughed when she said “rip out the rear”
This has the vibe of Jontron hosting a PBS history show
That would be amazing...
MadCourier 6
Agreed
It's literally what he's doing
Flex Tape fixed Jon’s upload schedule
I T W O R K S !
I T J U S T W O R K S !
Edit: thanks for all the likes!!! Appreciate it!😊
_I L L T A K E Y O U R E N T I R E S T O C K!_
Tob?
It
Just
Works
Slap it on my butt. Keep that shit pooing for as long as you can and when that comes out, by golly, that's gonna feel like the best shit you ever taken in your entire life. If you didn't get this that was the quote after "it works, it just works"
Woah
Normal boots: *Burning*
JonTron: *Laughs in flex tape*
Not even flex tabe can fix that a lotta damage
I’m just waiting for PBG to either jump off the burning ship or be exposed as a serial killer.
@@do-nothingbear9474 pbg apologized for defending projared, since he didn't truly know and he trusted projared because they were friends.
Honestly it's a fairly common mistake to trust friends more than people saying said friends did something bad.
*Speedster * what’s happening to boots?
@@seasalt3859 jontron is a good person at heart we all know that and Jon could just make his own normal boots like um omnitron
Local Walmart, must be Navajo, cracked me up because I'm Navajo😂
New Mexico moment
Bottom text
That rock formed for millons, possibly billions of years in the earths mantle to eventually be violated by jon
Worth the wait.
lol it does not take that long to form a rock.
@@darthbane2669 sometimes depending on the type.
@@darthbane2669 Usually it does lmao
Disregard if I'm wrong: Isn't earth only like, thousands of years old? (Not talking about how the rock formed, just asking)
Now I'm starting to think that Jon got kidnapped and is being forced to make videos...
Yeah
What! Jon making regular videos? Can’t be him
If he twirls around in a pink dress and whispers 'help me'....then we should do something...like start a hashtag or some shit.
We must free him.
Well, it worked for Disney with Starcade.
I love it when Jon cracks up in the middle of doing a bit lmao
New Hampshire?
You mean where Jimmy is from
Yup
STOP IT, JIMMY!!
@Wakka Flocka kid nation dude that left the early
@Wakka Flocka aren’t you the same person that thinks tf2 invented lootboxes
as a young adult going to New Hampshire for college, I thank you for teaching me how to survive in such an unforgiving environment.
Which college?
I live here...
Pnort3002 lol I live in Portsmouth where he filmed
I live in nh
May God have mercy on you, you poor son of a bih
4:56
When Jon accidentally does a good job cutting veggies so he starts wildly messing it up on purpose.
Mitch Fitzgerald I noticed that as well I was confused and then it went back to normal
"Holy shit, Gordon Ramsay was right, I should let the knife do the work more times. "
0:28 genius marketing strategy: *has 58 channels*
Jon: "OVER 57 CHANNELS"
I thought it was a Bruce Springsteen joke...
Yeah, wtf?
Wrong time stamp, it's at 0:28
Joshua Patrick oops
"What's a scOllp? Is that like a scAllop but said wrong?"
oof....
K.O.
Slow down I'm still adjusting to the idea that you post again.
OpticalJesu5 same I was like WHOA I am unfamiliar with this pace!
Watch out what you're talking, next thing you know Jontron will post in 2030.
Shhh--... is he sick? i hope so lets keep going... whatever xD
You won, your boots are far better than the normal kind!
Iron or hover?
Hmmm.... that sounds like a reference to something....... I wonder what...
lel
"Live free or die"
-General John Stark, shortly before attempting the first self BJ
Johnny Pearseed
I have ascended to a new plane of existence
lolololol
Videos like these are an immersive experience that can't be described easily.
@TheOfficialgametheorist pass.
"Over 57 channels"
*58 channels*
True advertising godhood.
Why would anyone pay 20 buck for 58 channels, i got whole youtube for 10
You heard the man say "OVER 57 channels!"
@@tedarcher9120 *free
I was about to comment the exact same thing, I see your a man of culture as well...
@@namechangesallowedeveryd-mm7hd I see you're not as you said your not you're
The hell is wrong with you Jon???
Are you sick?
Are you dying?
You uploaded more videos than ever. Not that I would mind. 😅
My moneys on robot clone
@@nightstar6179 mine is on jon learned sorcery.
whos john?
He's come down with a case of Sponsoritis, which forces the infected to meet the dreaded deadlines.
@@nightstar6179Might be true, judging by dead and fake his expressions look on camera
Wait a minute...
1: scavenging a public urban area for dead animals
2: comical outfit
3: disguised partially as a cooking tutorial
4: messing with strangers
Is this...? Is this a Filthy Frank homage?
Edit: holy Christmas I was not expecting this many likes
Theory Confirmed!
dude i was thinking the same thing!!! :O
👀
Duck inside chicken inside turkey.
Mama mia mama mia mama mia
I love how the locals were so chill with you
The people jontron talks to in public become cursed for life
Those poor souls from his gaming in public series
As a Massachusetts resident, I find New Englanders are greatly underrepresented in RUclips culture. Thank you Jon.
And as a Massachusetts resident myself, I promptly say:
Don't ever fucking live in Massachusetts. This state is TRASH. Visit though, it's lovely in late Spring. But don't live here.
Only New York and California have big RUclipsrs
@@TheAHuman I mean Texas has Rooster Teeth. That's... something.
Especially New Hampshire
Kyragem nah it’s pretty nice here
7 videos in 1 year we are in uncharted territory.
7 and we ain't even halfway through the year yet
Next ep is about the maryflower.
Next ep is about how happy he is to see ProJared's life fall apart.
Jonnnnathan: "access to over 57 channels"
me: *looks*
58 channels
me: I guess it's technically true
What is this?
Jon, uploading weekly?
... I really gotta get more sleep at night.
i hope that you are getting at least 8 hours!
@@mattypotter as doth I
Slow down Jon, you might hurt yourself uploading this frequently... or worse, you might get heat syncope!
OH NO NOT HEAT SYNCOPE
FLEX TAPE!!!!!
HEAT SYNCOPE?!
Umm..sadly i.. Dont know what that is.
SATURDAZED Reviews *I don’t feel so good*
Only 90's kids remember when JonTron was in a year long hiatus.
More like 90 year olds
I do
Yep. it was long and painful.
@@namelesscanadie2186 That's what she said.
Yeah, bad days...
When Jon started cooking, I had a flashback to him saying, "Baby, I burn eggs!"
Next video: JonTron impersonates a catholic priest and orders the 9th crusade in honor of Pope Urban the third
Adam Olivieri Not to be that guy but there was a ninth crusade
@@TheSunderingSea Wow, Jontron works quickly
the question is if he'll murder his Byzantine allies purely to steal their gold, and rape / pillage.
DEUS VULT
Hopefully
I haven’t seen New Hampshire get this much love ever. Thanks Jon.
He should have visited the liquor store the size of Ikea on the side of the highway though...
Which one there are like 5
oh the place i piss at on road trip
I forget New Hampshire exists
Qazythehuman the one on 95.
wait, weren't they in England?
So in summary...
Step 1: Gathering
Step 2: Eat
Tis the life of the hunter-gatherer.
Step 3: ECHH
Step 3: Profit
9:24 - the effects here are absolutely incredible
"Liberals."
Also the segment with you and the Pretty Fish Keeper was adorable.
You mean F I S H M O N G E R !
Jayden White
Pretty Fishmonger. There. Suffices both parties.
Jayden White this guy here. Doing the lords work.
Yeah Miss fishmonger was hot.
Vote trump for 2020 to keep liberals from putting bananas in fish markets.
As a New Englander I can confirm we are very protective of our salt. Thanks for visiting John
Guys wtf you have to share with the rest of us.
I'm going to get your salt one day you watch
@@maninthemask6275 Pry it from my cold dead nutmegger hands.
@@AlecH1313 NUTMEGGERS UNITE!
I concur with my fellow New Englanders
Wtf I work in that Walmart how did I miss you? No wonder my coworkers were telling me to “keep an eye out for the camera guy”
I’m deadass
RIP
F
They waited specifically for when you didn't work cause they didn't want to meet you
@Slavic Right! There isn't even anything to tell it apart from any other Walmart in New England.
“I was hoping for a garden but got more Chernobyl vibes”
Jontron: *Uploads 3 vids in a month*
The community: Wait that's illegal.
Kirbybros. Balanced....as all things should be
Don't be fooled, this is not the real world... I suppose world war 3 began without anyone notice, welcome to heaven or hell, you choose is the same thing
@@manuel789j probably died in a earthquake some week ago and now im enjoying my ample supply of jontron vids in helleaven.
don't really mind tbh.
SkullKilla360 facts
"And the bombed out wastelands of Atlantic City, New Jersey". As an NJ native I found this hilarious. Thanks.
This aged like wine...
As a European, who knows nothing of American culture, landscapes or architecture, I too found this hilarious.
What’s it like living in the Fallout timeline?
@Syrup_Johnson how does it feel living in hell itself
@@redacted8567you’ll get used to it after a while. Make sure you live in a small town outside of AC and not in AC,that trick will help you out. Also you can find out what it’s like in January when fallout 76 comes out with Atlantic City
you literally just filmed your vacation and somehow made it entertaining, other youtubers should take note.
TheCreativeWritters new england in early spring isnt much of a vacation
mr clean lmao I live in Boston so true!
Pewdiepie makes some damn good vacation vlogs
Don't forget Jack Black did some too before this vid
I live around New England, and let me tell ya, it’s no vacation in spring
this is one of my favorite Jon videos. it's so liminal and surreal
Jon: "What kind of fish is this?"
Employee: *Is he serious? Really? Who are you people?*
Jon: "What kind of fish is this?"
@@eleven99 Fucking perv.
@@eleven99 this isn't pornhub, taketh thy lewd talk of people elsewhere.
@@0stuff220 To be fair, Pornhub comments are of much higher quality than RUclips comments most of the time...
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 surprisingly true tbh.
korbitr pornhub comments like “hey click on my profile to see me naked”
As a New Englander, I can say without a doubt, that this is how we cook our food. All information presented here is 100% accurate.
I think u mean "new englishperson" *scoffs in snobbish*
youre not wrong, im from maine its so true
Yeah pretty much.
Wrong, wrong wrong. You're all wrong. This is not accurate due to the absence of lobster.
I can confirm.
"why do have a banana here"
"we like to mix things up here, we are quite unconventional"
"liberals.."
GraafixzGaming gif that lol
Favorite Jontron quote
Now thats epi
@@LifeofaFatMan The best one was "Next time you come for America, we'll come for fucking London" 😂😂😂
Why I still can't recommend the guy
8:15 “all right, while we let this simmer”
*sets down baked haddock*
hope you're enjoying your quiet chuckle. sweet justice.
Yea cheers Jon I've always liked you even a couple years ago. Glad to see you are doing well.
Lol
Chopsy The Homicidal Maniac stop you talking about your pp
@Chopsy The Homicidal Maniac that's not cool dude. The majority of men is about Jared's size. So most men are small is what you think?
@@RaizerZ dude your insecurity is leaking. it's not that serious.