Can you beat Oblivion with the worst weapon?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  Год назад +3017

    Who would win:
    Immortal world ending Demon?
    *Your mum!*

  • @NapalmLovePunch
    @NapalmLovePunch Год назад +5490

    It's so heart warming to see the representation that poolord's mum deserves

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Год назад +21

      Can You Beat Oblivion with the WORST WEAPON? - Hoe Only Challenge is Perfectly Balanced no exploits

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 Год назад +71

      @@LavaCreeperPeople what kind of bot is this

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Год назад +3

      @@notoriousgoblin83
      Dude, what? lol

    • @thesavagekitty1593
      @thesavagekitty1593 Год назад +5

      ​@@notoriousgoblin83meow

    • @saoirseislive
      @saoirseislive Год назад +53

      @@LavaCreeperPeople You just copy and paste the title of the video in the comments and just expect people to not think you're a bot?

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Год назад +921

    The instant death on first contact with the Hoe was brilliant

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +8

      Yep

    • @onehandstance
      @onehandstance Год назад +1

      Patterz you play elder scrolls? But ur the pokemon man

    • @InMintCondition13
      @InMintCondition13 Год назад +4

      @onehandstance He can play anything he wishes. His work is, yes, primarily Pokémon, but to limit him by just his Pokémon career has the potential to be hurtful and upsetting. Dude has a life outside RUclips.

    • @Albanus35
      @Albanus35 4 месяца назад +1

      *bonk*

  • @xXIxidor92Xx
    @xXIxidor92Xx Год назад +2774

    This man really made a video 4 years later based on a "your mom" joke.
    I stand in awe of you, good sir.

  • @maldy3814
    @maldy3814 Год назад +104

    Its hilarious that the premise of the video implies that you'll be completing many quests and slaying the forces of evil with only the hoe, but then the reality of the video is you fight umbra with it, die multiple times, then give up and cheese the ending of the game which doesnt require or use the hoe at all. This is quality content.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Год назад +1249

    There's a joke in there somewhere with anytime you hit someone with the hoe, they get diseased.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Год назад +73

      the most common one being "ticklebritch"

    • @1Apontas
      @1Apontas Год назад +31

      does Oblivion have crabs?

    • @Aquarios1337.
      @Aquarios1337. Год назад +43

      ​@@1Apontasthere is a type of crab called mudcrabs in it, so...

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Год назад

      Plus, every time you hit that hoe, you gotta pay it 50 bucks...

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice Год назад +13

      Give someone mudgrabs

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration2281 Год назад +254

    Every time Spiff plays oblivion he just happens to create Uriel Septum’s sleep paralysis demon

  • @99PTR99
    @99PTR99 Год назад +1636

    YES! It's always a good day when Spiff drops a video to teach us how Todd Howard really wanted his games to be played. If only Todd weren't so selfish and sneaky in hiding these game mechanics!

    • @matthill5426
      @matthill5426 Год назад +42

      Todd lives in the perpetual shadow of inadequacy cast by his brother, Hodd Toward.

    • @TRPLD
      @TRPLD Год назад +11

      Sneaky hobbitse!

    • @karolfortuna8522
      @karolfortuna8522 Год назад +4

      "Pretty kitty will remember this"

    • @MidnightAX
      @MidnightAX Год назад +1

      Sean Bean.

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 Год назад +1

      ​@@matthill5426Why does his brother have a different family name?

  • @petitsmacarons2373
    @petitsmacarons2373 10 месяцев назад +14

    Flee like a Frenchman... a true testament to our countries legacy
    in french, the way we see it is "filer à l'anglaise", or Flee like an Englishman
    Perfect 👌

  • @ShmuPixel
    @ShmuPixel Год назад +854

    As a French man, I can confirm "fighting like a Frenchman" actually means "looking for a hoe that defies the laws of physics and biology, then annihilate everyone with it".

    • @concinnus
      @concinnus Год назад +15

      In my mind, the most French way of fighting will always be the kicking and slapping of jeu marseillais.

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Год назад +1

      YEP

    • @Breadfan1280
      @Breadfan1280 Год назад +2

      Except that in reality it did not. Which is also a very French thing to do, believe in wild untrue fantasies. :D

    • @ShmuPixel
      @ShmuPixel Год назад +6

      @@Breadfan1280 r/woooosh/

    • @ungars1312
      @ungars1312 Год назад +2

      Exactly dear compatriote, never defy a french or you will be a pill of ashes.

  • @InsanelyIrish
    @InsanelyIrish Год назад +39

    Great to see a youtuber truly engage with his fans. How splendid this experience must have been for poolord and his mum

  • @TrihardGamesWorkshop
    @TrihardGamesWorkshop Год назад +25

    So much nostalgia in one video, duplication glitch,paint brush glitch and the quest completion glitch. This is what legends were born out of.

  • @ArkAngel_45
    @ArkAngel_45 Год назад +271

    Absolutely love that the "dirty hoe" gives random diseases... *chefs kiss*

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba Год назад +18

      And it's the only way to give someone "Ticklebritch"

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets Месяц назад

      @@Yewtewbahmm.. probably not the ONLY way.

  • @hodgepodgemania
    @hodgepodgemania Год назад +25

    I like to imagine that the guards fought valiantly and the prince braved the wilds of the world to get to the temple and then a strange orc with a hoe shows up and takes credit for everyone's accomplishments and, after the final battle, goes crazy and yells at people while swinging his hoe " I am the hoe lord!" and is easily killed. 10/10 would see the movie.

  • @evang3802
    @evang3802 Год назад +350

    Spiff I'm shocked! Umbra is incredibly easy to kill! If you perform a max range pickpocket she will inevitably catch you attempting to steal from her what this does is cause her to walk towards you without triggering combat. Since you are max range you have enough time to run away from her where she will continue to walk towards you until she talks to you allowing you to walk her through all the traps until she dies.

    • @greenhornadventure
      @greenhornadventure Год назад +67

      I believe it is also possible to lead her to town and have the guards and any unfortunate townspeople kill her.

    • @sterthester736
      @sterthester736 Год назад +13

      @@greenhornadventure While that is possible, it's trickier as it can easily be messed up to where the guards aggro onto you and defend Umbra rather than defending you from her.

    • @mikesavard2144
      @mikesavard2144 Год назад +4

      ​@@sterthester736dont forget gamer and luck dont go together so dont forget about the king giving her the best weapon to torture you after

    • @ryanderenbecker8837
      @ryanderenbecker8837 Год назад +1

      @@greenhornadventure That's pretty much exactly what I did- tried a sneak bow attack, kited to town, and watched the bodies pile up before pillaging the equipment

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 11 месяцев назад +5

      Paralysis over the spike trap works too, ingredients are cheap early levels if you know how or have the dlc.

  • @Docnomania
    @Docnomania Год назад +29

    I love how you call him a lover, not a fighter, then you give him the warrior stone instead of the lovers stone 30 seconds later 😂
    Poetic

    • @BradleyCTurner
      @BradleyCTurner Год назад +1

      Do be a lover you have to be a fighter ~reanu keevs

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Год назад +791

    Didn't evven think there could be a worse weapon in oblivion or any Bethesda game but you're telling me a farming tool can be worse than your fists? Also your character looks beautiful Brit.

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  Год назад +333

      Fists in the elder Scrolls universe can punch through the planet

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 Год назад +20

      @@thespiffingbrit Damn really? I never knew that guess if I ever have the time I'll start doing a fist build lol.

    • @twiggygun
      @twiggygun Год назад +62

      @@wealthybone2990 both Skyrim and Oblivion have fortify unarmed enchants and I think there's some alchemy ingredients that work for it too. Plus khajiit in Skyrim get the claws bonus that makes early brawls super easy.

    • @professionalskitz0
      @professionalskitz0 Год назад +23

      Every Bethesda rpg gives you the ability to dissolve bones with your bare hands

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo Год назад +17

      Play as a Kajhiit its much more powerful in skyrim and better than average in oblivion. In oblivion there are fisticuff augmenting gauntlets in a chest outside the arena next to the boxing woman and argonian.

  • @SimpForPiano
    @SimpForPiano Год назад +172

    Perfect, absolutely perfect. No bugs whatsoever good job spif, you are the best bug tester ever. Todd Howard should hire you as the new ceo!

    • @seektheself
      @seektheself Год назад +2

      The simple fact he hasnt been hired by devs to bug test their games is insane

    • @MidnightAX
      @MidnightAX Год назад

      Sean Bean.

    • @lianaverwood9810
      @lianaverwood9810 Год назад

      @@seektheself That's what Sponsorships are for...

    • @seektheself
      @seektheself Год назад

      @@lianaverwood9810 sure here and there i mean he should be approached by the big name companies to find bugs/exploits of in development games, it seems like thats been a large oversight of games last 10 years or so

  • @Me6wzi
    @Me6wzi Год назад +2

    This is why i love your channel. You roast people in the most imaginable ways ever and still manage to get some awesome content from it.

  • @zdelrod829
    @zdelrod829 Год назад +57

    Should have named the character Tetanus. Nothing is more terrifying than someone named after a disease wielding a weapon that will likely give anyone hit by it said disease.

  • @KyleSage35
    @KyleSage35 Год назад +127

    Spiff: surely he can't open doors.
    Goblin: *opens door*
    Spiff: IT CAN OPEN DOORS RUN AWAY!!

    • @Yardiff
      @Yardiff Год назад +9

      RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
      Instantly reminded me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

  • @VigesimatoR
    @VigesimatoR Год назад +24

    The only sufficient response to Mr. spiff when he uploads Oblivion content is:
    "Thank you, kind sir".

  • @draco5991rep
    @draco5991rep Год назад +4

    I hearby give you the prestigious title of P.I.M.P. (pretty impeccable master plower) Spiff. You earned it

  • @rustyjones7908
    @rustyjones7908 Год назад +101

    Spiff being Bethesda's balance tester explains pretty much everything...

  • @brianmoyachiuz905
    @brianmoyachiuz905 Год назад +38

    This makes me upset that there aren't more improvised weapons in Skyrim, I've love to be a Tavern Brawler and use a frying pan against a dragon

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Год назад +3

      Im sure that could be modded in

    • @timothy1168
      @timothy1168 Год назад +9

      There's a weaponized junk mod which allows you to use items like pots or pans or mugs to get used as weapons

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Год назад +4

      @@timothy1168 !!! I GUESSED RIGHT

    • @muffy469
      @muffy469 8 месяцев назад

      I mean, i'm running around with an enchanted wooden sword

  • @adrenalineunlimited
    @adrenalineunlimited Год назад +40

    Wow, when I saw The Godfather in WWF I just thought it was a silly gimmick. I never knew there was a legitimate strategic approach to weaponizing the dirty hoe. Thanks for the lesson, Spiff!

  • @42Scope42
    @42Scope42 Год назад +11

    You can cheese the Umbra fight by being an Argonian and baiting her into the room with all the poison gas traps, you know, the ones that you are immune to and she isn't...

  • @N0nam3-
    @N0nam3- Год назад +37

    So funny enough. I accidentally found the paintbrush glitch early on when I was young and tried to climb the tallest building with them. I couldn’t find a way to safely land on tue other side so I never found the secret door and didn’t know about it until 15 years later

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 Год назад +10

    Thanks to Spif, my Elder Scrolls experience just isn't complete without nightmare fuel protagonists. Thanks, Spif!

  • @Urahara451
    @Urahara451 Год назад +80

    You know Spiff, you actually can kill the jerk in the other cell. It’s actually required if you want to finish the Dark Brotherhood quest line

    • @NobelTheKnave
      @NobelTheKnave Год назад +25

      And that’s why I always do the Dark Brotherhood quest line in Oblivion (Well that and the murder house quest, GOD that was such a banger quest)

    • @bobwasdole
      @bobwasdole Год назад +3

      yea i killed him by accident beforehand and couldn’t finish it😅

    • @Cenot4ph
      @Cenot4ph Год назад +2

      Its the best quest line in the game

    • @hhjhj393
      @hhjhj393 4 месяца назад

      I have a feeling that if the dude knows all the glitches then he knows the quests.

  • @willyvee
    @willyvee Год назад +4

    I think Spiff’s Shrek invented the lightbulb. This character has a charisma that screams intelligence worthy of a Mensa membership.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 Год назад +22

    Glad to see Spiff playing this game with his mother. So sweet.

  • @Beachmar
    @Beachmar Год назад +5

    6:43 ah, I see you are employing the brilliant tactics of Brave Sir Robin. Minus the minstrels of course.

  • @komenisai
    @komenisai Год назад +23

    I really hope Todd and the others at Bethesda see these videos and enjoys them as much as we do.

  • @Ed-1749
    @Ed-1749 Год назад +5

    "I think we're making something beutiful but we can't know until we turn it sideways" Now that's oblivion.

  • @ruthlesace
    @ruthlesace Год назад +10

    I've been waiting YEARS for this perfectly balanced run from somebody, anybody, but you yourself decided to do this amazing run.

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin Год назад

      I swear I’ve seen someone do a hoe only Oblivion run before, but it might just be my imagination.

  • @vilo2818
    @vilo2818 Год назад +1

    I have ascended to the pinnacle of culinary enlightenment, honing my skills in the sacred realm of the bean arcane arts. Oh, the fiery passion that blazes within me! Fear me not, for I am invincible when united with my brethren, the esteemed cheese wizard and the mystical tortilla wizard. Together, we form an unstoppable force, transcending mere mortals, morphing into the embodiment of gastronomic delight. We are the architects of flavor, the maestros of delectable fusion. In the realm of taste, there exists no adversary who can triumph over our magnificent creation: the mighty bean and cheese burrito! Its allure is irresistible; its essence unparalleled. With every bite, the heavens themselves tremble, resonating with the harmonious symphony of flavors. Be it the velvety embrace of the melted cheese, the bewitching allure of the seasoned beans, or the tender caress of the freshly made tortilla, each component merges seamlessly, blending into an artful masterpiece that tantalizes the senses. Oh, behold the majesty of the bean and cheese burrito! A creation that transcends boundaries, igniting passion in the hearts of all who dare to indulge. Join me, as we embark on a gastronomic journey, where flavors intertwine, and the alchemy of taste captivates the soul. Together, let us revel in the glory of our noble creation, the bean and cheese burrito, for it is the epitome of culinary perfection!

  • @strogger7040
    @strogger7040 Год назад +45

    So strange that in the village where you find the hoe, all the farm tools start attacking you with farm tools.

  • @beeperbugs6535
    @beeperbugs6535 Год назад +1

    12 a.m., Sunday 16 July 2023... too tired and behind on sleep... TEA!
    Have a good weekend and week, everyone.
    Thanks for another one,Spiff.

  • @professionalskitz0
    @professionalskitz0 Год назад +19

    Glad to see someone using the greatest weapon in the game of all time

  • @roulejj1342
    @roulejj1342 Год назад +1

    I LOVE Oblivion videos, please make a series out of this game, here's a recommendation, try exploiting the game with all the weird gadget arrows, there's a vine arrow, a slip and fall one, and a few other wacky tools

  • @evilstermegaman
    @evilstermegaman Год назад +83

    Audience: "You can't beat a game with just a pun!"
    Spiff: "Hold my German hop tea!"

  • @paulbrooks4395
    @paulbrooks4395 Год назад +2

    Hoelord Shrek is a glorious hero with an impeccable destiny. All hail the green Hoverlord

  • @maroXZY
    @maroXZY Год назад +11

    Just finished the Skyrim-Playlist with the 3 hour Survival Challenge 1.02 and see you uploaded a new video. My day is officially blessed, thank you good Sir!

    • @pluviophile1
      @pluviophile1 Год назад +2

      how did you post this 2 hours ago when the vid was only 2 mins ago

    • @MikeIsBread
      @MikeIsBread Год назад +2

      @@pluviophile1 yeah how tf, is he a time traveler or something?

    • @maroXZY
      @maroXZY Год назад

      Lol, for me youtube says this video was officially posted yesterday. RUclips just works

  • @Kippemon
    @Kippemon Год назад +6

    The paint-taking journey of a hoely warrior. Bravo Sir.

  • @therevenant40k
    @therevenant40k Год назад +8

    YESSSS, FINALLY ELDER SCROLLS AGAIN! I bloody adore your videos, Spiff, but the TES ones are my favourites

  • @exorcist_vr7779
    @exorcist_vr7779 Год назад +1

    I was making a cup of tea then remembered I haven’t watched this channel in ages

  • @portalfan267
    @portalfan267 Год назад +35

    I did the one turn monopoly win exploit on my friends a few weeks ago, it was perfectly balanced

  • @jerubaal101
    @jerubaal101 11 месяцев назад +1

    I'd like to think this is a tribute to MittenSquad, even if only in our dreams

  • @dnonnen
    @dnonnen Год назад +5

    I love it when spiff plays elder scrolls xD, always brightens up my day

  • @tatecrossette2855
    @tatecrossette2855 Год назад +5

    I pray that Todd Howard finds us worthy enough to be blessed with the Oblivion character creation in the next Elder Scrolls game.

  • @seanaugust
    @seanaugust Год назад +6

    Yes! Love to see more Oblivion and Morrowind.
    Idk if there's anything else you could do with the Fable series, but they'd be fun to revisit before the new game.

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog Год назад

      my favourite thing to do in Morrowind is buy a 1-second Fortify Enchant 300 pts enchantment, and break the rest of the game with any enchantment i want _for free!_

  • @thefinalboss4471
    @thefinalboss4471 Год назад

    Spif chose one random guy who commented four years ago and went for the kill. Exactly what I subscribed for.

  • @bonguswungus8405
    @bonguswungus8405 Год назад +6

    hello spiffing brit! i am john oblivion and i am here to tell you that i am coming for you!

  • @KrakatonMain
    @KrakatonMain Год назад +1

    I'm hoping someone already said this, otherwise I'll be very disappointed in all of you:
    Emperor: "I've seen you in my dreams!"
    Shrek: "Well, technically they're called 'DreamWorks', but hey, close enough."

  • @Lemonjellosr
    @Lemonjellosr Год назад +7

    Looking forward to all the glorious starfield content Spiff. As we’ve all heard, “It is a Bethesda game through and through.”

  • @jangelsthemoonmonkey
    @jangelsthemoonmonkey 10 месяцев назад +1

    The title almost made me cry. I miss mittensquad

  • @adambarron4015
    @adambarron4015 Год назад +5

    Waiting on Spif to break the wood elf. Either a in game charm animal build or a lore accurate Wild Shape mod that has the PC shifting between models every 2 minutes or so.

  • @MiotaLee
    @MiotaLee Год назад +2

    Can't go wrong with a perfectly balanced Oblivion video

  • @SwagxXxPooLord
    @SwagxXxPooLord Год назад +1393

    Thats not very nice

    • @d3athstreet990
      @d3athstreet990 9 месяцев назад +35

      Darn

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 9 месяцев назад +127

      Well, you did request it.

    • @XxWill-powerxX
      @XxWill-powerxX 8 месяцев назад +73

      You, my friend are a victim. And I thought it was hilarious.😂

    • @potatocouch3709
      @potatocouch3709 8 месяцев назад +56

      Play stupid games, win stupid prizes my friend

    • @JohnJimMilton
      @JohnJimMilton 8 месяцев назад +10

      😂

  • @moretea512
    @moretea512 Год назад +27

    I hope the Starfield character creator is just as amazing as Oblivion's.

  • @heimyy1192
    @heimyy1192 Год назад +2

    Finally life just got better. Thank u spiff

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty Год назад +18

    Anyone else holds their breath whenever leaving the sewer in Oblivion? That's the moment you learn if you can actually play the game or there is no real terrain, you fall down to the LOD terrain to your death and have to reinstall the whole game...

  • @BaconSlay3r
    @BaconSlay3r Год назад +1

    They told me i couldnt get far on life just hoeing, thanks for proving them wrong

  • @craigwck7626
    @craigwck7626 Год назад +11

    "All a man needs to succeed in life is a good, reliable Hoe"
    - Dagoth ur

  • @valtterivitikka445
    @valtterivitikka445 Год назад +2

    After watching this i realised that in a few months we will see how perfectly balanced Todd Howard's newest baby Starfield truly is.

  • @theatomicpunkkid
    @theatomicpunkkid Год назад +3

    This channel is mostly pure art. By the end I'm usually laughing.

  • @matthewhindle938
    @matthewhindle938 Год назад

    Not me coming home from work at 1am on my birthday to some spiffing new content. 🎉 What a grand day

  • @MorningStarChrist
    @MorningStarChrist Год назад +5

    Out of the hundreds of hours that I've put into both oblivion and skyrim, I realize that I've never completed the main quest in either.

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Год назад +2

      I haven't either!

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 Год назад

      Wtf it takes like 20 minutes and is the first thing I do so I can have all the shouts and forget about it

  • @Ragnarok691
    @Ragnarok691 Год назад

    Genious episode because you get to say Ho over and over. This is my favorite video you have ever made.

  • @Varaluvscats
    @Varaluvscats Год назад +4

    I always enjoy my day more when Spiff posts

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Год назад

      Yes, but me being an American I always have a nice cup of coffee, just because I can!

    • @Varaluvscats
      @Varaluvscats Год назад +1

      @@darrekworkman5595 As an American, I must say I prefer tea, but coffee's good too

  • @yanncrinket4956
    @yanncrinket4956 Год назад

    As a french, i would say taht you mastering FLAF with a incredible lore accuracy.
    Good jobs my english friends !

  • @CrowSymbiote
    @CrowSymbiote Год назад +12

    Holy shit that dirty hoe reveal made me choke on my food, Spiff's so powerful he's starting to damage real life Brits just by existing

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai Год назад

      So is spiff like a DOT or Instant effect?

  • @dray784
    @dray784 Год назад

    I love spiff because whenever something happens instead of swearing or getting angry or something he just goes "oh beans"

  • @Carrrnage
    @Carrrnage Год назад +9

    I've always loved the fact that the final battle is just Machoke vs Charizard.

  • @Shinobi_Fox
    @Shinobi_Fox 4 месяца назад +1

    Man, I've played with a longsword only dealing 1-2 damage per swing in Oblivion, also done a vanilla hand-to-hand build until lategame which is awful, haivng a Hoe that deals 5 damage every hit and inflicts a disease every swing must be a real treat at level 1.

  • @akumothos
    @akumothos Год назад +7

    "I'm going to basically influence him to put on The Amulet of King and this will turn Brother Martin into the greatest weapon of all"
    *It all makes sense now...the power of Yorkshire Tea Gold is the ultimate weapon*

    • @lianaverwood9810
      @lianaverwood9810 Год назад

      But he only used PooLord's Mum in this run, no Yorkshire Tea Gold. That can only mean he influenced Brother Martin into transforming...
      ...into a Dirty Hoe...

  • @Minronis
    @Minronis 23 дня назад

    Love it, these kind of weapons are what makes a good game into a great game: its fairly obvious after programming Mehrunes' Razor, they wanted to give the effect to another weapon and came up with the Hoe, but instead of randomly killing your target, it gives them a disease. Not explained to the player, just a neat little inclusion, lovely.

  • @Ostsol
    @Ostsol Год назад +5

    There's a rather powerful weapon in Ultima VII called the Hoe of Destruction. Bit of an amusing backstory to it.

  • @DioLT
    @DioLT Год назад

    Here I was expecting Spiff to turn the Hoe to an overpowered broken weapon through exploiting its disease diving capabilities only for him to end the game in a few steps after acquiring it. Loved the video

  • @Phillip_of_Burns
    @Phillip_of_Burns Год назад +4

    I know you can cheese Umbra with a bow, or magic, but early game hand to hand doesn't go well. Normally I get disarmed, and run around looking for my sword until i die.

  • @SapientGestalt
    @SapientGestalt Год назад +2

    This makes me want to see him break daggerfall or daggerfall unity in a challenge that doesn't use magic considering how broken magic was in those games. Spiff just slightly and slowly going backwards in the elder scrolls timeline.

  • @RkKoori
    @RkKoori Год назад +6

    Strange, this videos doesn't have a lot of views... What did you do Spiff? XD
    Edit: it appears I had access to this video before I should have? Not sure what happened xD

    • @BadInfluence710
      @BadInfluence710 Год назад +2

      2 hours ago? The video just came out!

    • @Jokypond
      @Jokypond Год назад +1

      patreon maybe

    • @silentsuit3548
      @silentsuit3548 Год назад +3

      man’s from the future let him be

    • @RkKoori
      @RkKoori Год назад +1

      I accidentally saw it on a playlist on his channel earlier today and it said it was posted a day ago

  • @Appalachiacore
    @Appalachiacore Год назад

    Spiff. You outdid yourself. Chaos from beginning to end, no apologies. Perfection

  • @hermeticascetic
    @hermeticascetic Год назад +3

    Spiff doing a "your mom" only run is fantastic

    • @hermeticascetic
      @hermeticascetic Год назад

      Damn he made that joke in the first minute.
      Me disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @NotxbossThexbot
    @NotxbossThexbot Год назад +2

    "F.L.A.F, FIGHT LIKE A FRENCHMAN, so basically run in the other direction"
    Sir, have you not seen the french revolutions?

  • @Isplodethings
    @Isplodethings Год назад +8

    I feel like you actually showed how to beat Oblivion with Paint Brushes more than you showed us how to beat Oblivion with swagxXxpooLord's mum.

  • @FuSiionCraft
    @FuSiionCraft Год назад +1

    Funny to hear a brit saying the French flee when the brits fled from *at least* half their ɓattles 😂

  • @Sock66
    @Sock66 Год назад +14

    I did a Hoe only challenge once, but now Im not allowed in the library anymore!

  • @art_00000
    @art_00000 Год назад +33

    Wow, getting a hoe is so hard in this game
    So realistic

    • @Tennarix
      @Tennarix Год назад +1

      Just like in real life.

  • @30AndHatingIt
    @30AndHatingIt Год назад

    Hearing your furious mouse clicking in the background definitely added some charm to the video.

  • @gamingchinchilla7323
    @gamingchinchilla7323 Год назад +4

    I cant see why some snarky 13 year old modder cant convert an npc woman model in a stiff t-pose into a two handed weapon in the game and name it "yer mum"

  • @ytivarg5371
    @ytivarg5371 Год назад

    PAINT BRUSH LADDER!!!! Omg ive been waiting for spiff to do this since he started doing oblivion vids

  • @smbuckler
    @smbuckler Год назад +3

    I’m sure the developer who created a hoe that gives ppl all the diseases knows he made the best joke in all of oblivion

  • @zlumpgod5634
    @zlumpgod5634 Год назад

    just the intro of the orc with the paintbrush has me giggling, thanks brit, this is what i needed

  • @genesy4311
    @genesy4311 3 месяца назад +3

    Wasn't expecting to see my ex in this video

    • @powerbroultra8528
      @powerbroultra8528 2 месяца назад

      @@genesy4311 She could probably say the same about you bro

  • @collinkieliszewski2910
    @collinkieliszewski2910 11 месяцев назад +1

    This reminds me of mitten squad rip to one of the greatest ❤

  •  Год назад +3

    There's this tiny "no exploits" in the title, yet he's having a go with paintbrushes and stuff. Care to explain why is this not an exploit?

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob Месяц назад

      Your first mistake was thinking this isn't a content slop farm, where having an interesting and satisfying conclusion does not matter at all

  • @mysticalboot
    @mysticalboot Год назад +1

    Todd Howard is always with us in our hearts Also in the back of your head watching you as you sleep

  • @ironraptor4665
    @ironraptor4665 Год назад +2

    Challenge failed, used the logs and not a hoe to kill goblins at the beginning of the run