Barbie Games - JonTron
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- Опубликовано: 24 фев 2015
- Jon stumbles into the world of Barbie licensed video games. Are there any hidden classics?
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Credits:
Director/Head Writer/Actor/Editor - Jon Jafari
Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Just Don't Do It' Ritchey
Writer/Crew - Dominic Moschitti
Title Cards/Intro/Art Assets - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
JonTron Logo: Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill of / dykgaming 
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"hey, Barbie! Do you want to go to the pool?"
"It's been 47 years. Why do you do this? He is dead. Ken is gone. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. Please stop this. I ask you to respect my boundaries and my loss, and you don't. You keep finding me. How? What do you want? Is it money? I will give you all the money in the world. Or perhaps it's fame, or notoriety, or a mansion--name your price and I'll pay it. What is it that would make you stop tormenting me?"
"See you in an hour!"
“Hi, Barbie. It’s Ken. I miss you. It’s been really quiet since I died. There’s nothing here. But the voices. They never stop.
Great, see you in an hour!”
@Vincent Rocks 2.0 Oh dear, I didn’t know I had two of the same comments, must’ve been a glitch! I’ll delete the other one, I’m really sorry if I offended you.
Poor Barbie
Vincent Rock's 2.0
Calm u self
That’s a death threat
NYC Kid: What's that man doing mom?
His Mom: He's recording himself yelling at New Jersey honey.
Just a typical day in New York
are jon and greg still friends?
Thumbs up for this guy! This is hilarious!
NYC Kid: Why?
His Mom: For the internet son, for the internet
Holy shit is that what the water in NYC looks like?
"I want to feel your skin inside me"
I'm not gonna buy or wear any clothes again now
That sounds creepy and I wanna use it
"oh my god is that really what florida looks like?"
floridians: he's seen too much. we have to get rid of him.
*Blumenkrantz intensifies*
@@theokremer1956 copied
Oh my~ \:)
Never thought they’d take Jontron’s joke about “toxic masculinity Ken” and make a whole movie out of it. What a strange world we live in.
I hope you really don't think that Jon came up with that joke, which has been around since the 70s.
@@yoshidinono8095 you must be really "fun" at parties or hanging out in general :P
Lmaoo nice to know someone else came back to this video after the movie.
Kens are the ones that are misrable in that movie
@@yoshidinono8095I can’t tell if ur serious or not but i’m pretty sure they were joking 😭😭
"I have seen game. This is not game."
- JonTron, 2015
It's not game. It was more like phone.
Who was phone anyway? Is he related to kill?
I WANNA KNOOOOW
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GAME?
When does he say this?
First Jontron quote of 2015.
+MiniKronos SG 8:47
When I was a kid I had a Barbie "laptop" that had a bunch of little games on it. I have no recollection of what the games actually were but I'm sure it was awful and I'd love to see Jon get his hands on one.
Honestly same
I had one too!
My sister had (has?) one too. I got a Batman one. The Barbie game thing had stuff like snake and mowing the lawn and picking up coat hangers.
I think my sister had one of those. It was a chunky, shiny pink thing shaped like a giant compact.
I had one too! I actually miss it because I really liked some of the games on there. I remember some were about learning, like math.
I played Barbie Horse Racing on the PS2 as a kid. It low key becomes a horror game if you ignore Ken’s calls to return when it becomes night.
You have any footage of this that I could watch?
...What happens at night then?
@@SW1TCHED-CHANNELS A bunch of creepy ambiance plays, like a chainsaw, for example.
@@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cfI’m sorry, WHAT?
@@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cfa man ken only take so much
“WAKE UP BARBIE YOU’VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 17 YEARS”
"Great. See you in a hour."
Ahh! Don't!
Read this just as he said that.
Is it even possible to survive a coma for that long?
@@joelbond7440 Yes. Look up Terry Wallis
>go to Florida
>entire level is underwater
This video has aged impeccably
lmao too soon
SteppupFoRetsam Ha.
*_too soon_*
Barbie isn't just an "adult doll", she's been an oracle this whole time.
bjotiful
Barbie was rather revolutionary when she was made. Only adult novelty toys had "boobs". When she hit shelves, a lot of parents were shocked, possibly even disgusted...but little girls, who were in love with the idea of becoming a teenagers, demanded the doll for Christmas.
And that's why modern dolls have plastic boobs.
What about silicone boobs
Stocking Anarchy 'I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER TO PLAY WITH A DOLL WHO HAS BODILY FEATURES SHE WILL EVENTUALLY DEVELOP AS SHE GROWS INTO AN ADULT! THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS!"
Meredith Caudle Well, this was the fifties (?) we were talking about.
+Stocking Anarchy and that;s why modern boobs have plastic girls
Boyslenderp The Channel XD
"50% of the population is just hostile winds."
coming from a wyoming-ite, can confirm
Witch half of the population are you
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 yes
Kudos to the truck driver. Not his first rodeo!.
Y’all are wyomers
@@RADSPEON nope! A scot here! Oh my whats this?
*the realisation half of the people i represent are probably nearby a mountain somewhere. Including me*
Cant wait for the sequel, Oppenheimer games.
I lost my shit when Jon said "SPOOOOORTS!"
Same XD
Cool trainer Steven Kenhemed.
ski4567 When does he say that?
Furious Kitten 4:50
ski4567 same
Ken: "Hi Barbie, it's Ken. Would you like to go on a date?"
Barbie: *unholy screeching*
Ken with ears bleeding: "Great! See you in an hour!"
By unholy screeching, would you happen to mean the second game in the Hercules video?
Patrick demonic screeching
*LOL* 😂😂
His ears are filling my pool my non existence pool
The only thing they fear is you intensifies.
5:36 “ _I WANT TO FEEL YOUR SKIN INSIDE ME_ “ thank you for the pickup line, Jon
XD
Works all the time if what you want is a restraining order
Works best if you're a lady or a gay bottom.
Ennard In a nutshell:
@@CoralCopperHead gay switch but close enough
*”hey barbie! do you want to go to the pool?”*
*”* *_it’s been ten years, ken. everything is dead. the apocalypse is here, and it’s time that we accept our eternal end._* *”*
*”see you in a hour!”*
Yes.
Lego Movie 2 in a nutshell
One day he just says a different time, she knows. she knows he speaks the truth for once.
I live in Wyoming can confirm it is 50% hostile winds
Same. Seems more like 65-70% where I'm at
Wait, Wyoming exists?
@@jasonandrsen no, no it doesn't. It's just a figment of your imagination
Jason Andersen as an FBI agent I’m legally required to tell you yes
@@jasonandrsen *NO, BUT WE MUST RUN NOW!*
"Season 3"?
Wait, wait, JonTron has SEASONS?
Lol, I didnt know ether!
***** Yeah but most people didn't think he literally meant seasons, I thought he was just trying to say he's reimagining the show.
***** Why did he quit GameGrumps exactly?
Mentally
CommissarKozlov The main reason was to work on JonTron because fans were mad at him for not making any episodes. However, there are many fans/theories that suggest that Arin and Jon had a falling out
“Uh, this is game? I have seen game. This is not game.” will forever be one of my favorite JonTron quotes ever
The only barbie movie I need is this classic
"Hey barbie, would you like to go to dinner?"
_"I told you to stop calling me ken, did you forget about the restraining order?"_
*_"See you in a hour!"_*
*_I'll bring the rifle!_*
Miss do you want me to call the police?
Run, Barb! The call's coming from inside the dream-house!
"When Ken Calls"
Coming to cinemas near you
Restraining orders are temporary Ken is eternal
>A clown is the icon for Iowa
>There is a clown in Slipknot
>Slipknot is from Iowa
>Barbie is an edgy Slipknot fan
***** Swing and a miss
That explains a lot although it does raise more questions.
HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
***** Well, he definitely won't be able to cut himself with the dullness of your jokes.
I thought I was the only one who thought that but we should all agree Corey is the best member
0:33 The fact that Jon predicted the entire Barbie movie
XD
lol this is the plot of the entire movie
He literally doesn't though. In fact, Ken happily goes to the real world WITH Barbie and does absolutely nothing to stop her from leaving Barbie Land. He was better off without her! Did you even watch the movie???
@@landonvincent7974 I was referring more to the part with Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House
@@gordieboi2340I’m a chick and kens mojo casa house was the only decent part of the movie (I really hated the film in general) I didn’t really like Barbies as a little girl tho. I much preferred the ninja turtles…
13:37 Jon was so terrified of the music that he didn't even play this game
It's not just the music man, the way the horse creepily undulates up and down in tandem with the music adds to the dread.
I like the music >+<
something is wrong with me but that isnt news
1337 gamer
@@joshzuker8308 It reminds me of older creepy animations like Salad Fingers and I really like it
@@Mothbean *I LIKE RUSTY SPOONS*
I love playing Systemic Oppression with my younger cousin
Just a Mimikip same, it’s my favorite game
Just a Mimikip sweet home Alabama
I thought it was only me
Same
Hol up
"Jon, what are you playing?" "Systemic oppression." *intensifies*
barbie dolls, alright?
It's the bitches fault lolol
JonTron used cheep shop ost from Scott Pligrim vs world
Gavindude7 it's all her fault! She bought this on herself!
Something that doesn't exist.
"in reality, what this guy's really doing is eyeing up their genie lamps, which oddly enough is not a sexual euphemism. also he has a big black unicorn, which actually IS a sexual euphemism".
“Hey Barbie! The accident wasn’t your fault! You need to let me go. I’m already dead !”
See you in an hour!
The most difficult part is letting go.
See you in an hour!
"Most of the population in Wyoming is just hostile winds!" I can't stop laughing!
@Man of Culture and his "carrot" patch
I've been to Wyoming so many times for the lottery, and it's pretty empty
Razenoid15 Ima git mah gun!
@@pillowcasecorner7519 protect me, gun!
Razenoid15 Bad human!
"oh my god is that really what florida looks like?"
floridians: he's seen too much. we have to get rid of him.
That joke didn't age well... In a good way.
He's too dangerous to be kept alive!
Snag him
Floridian here
Can agree
As a Floridian I take no offense
“While your at the fuckin beach?!?” That one always got me, he sounds like tony soprano!
Good to rewatch this knowing a Barbie movie is coming out.
How humanity shines.
Hmmmm... what is my day missing?
*RUclips recommends 4 year old classic JonTron vid*
Perfect
Welcome :)
That profile picture looks wrong
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Omg same happened to me today
Right
This episode spawned some of my favorite JonTron quotes.
1. "Jon, what are you playing?"
"Systemic oppression."
2. "That one looks like Mickey! And that one looks like a cease and desist!"
And let's not forget:
3. "Spoooooorts!"
or, "GET READY TO PLAY BARBIE, BITCHES :{}"
+punpun_rin-chan !! Spoooorts
they're givin out free stuff in there!
4. You look like fried chicken
As someone living in Iowa, I can guarentee you that every Iowan watching this video cheered a little internally when they saw Iowa on the map
I can NOT believe he didn’t go over Secret Agent Barbie. That game was everything and more.
"Oh god it looks like you're made out of fried chicken!"
Fried chicken Barbie. I can see it selling now.
Edit: Holy balls I come back to find over 1K likes on this comment? Thanks.
david wright Yep. Someone pitch this idea to Mattel!
I hope its edible. LOL.
I wonder what fried chicken barbie would taste of...
Narf Gaming Chicken, broken dreams, and plastic.
Narf Gaming KFC. LOL
6:43 Oh, god. Those aren’t diamonds. Those are kidney stones
Ow
Kidney diamonds
@@ShadowSearcher31 *OOF*
Urge, i think I'm passing a kidney diamond.
Danananana 🎵
AAAAAH!
Danananana🎵
OOOOH!
Danananana🎵
AAAAAH!
Nah there aborted babies 💀
4:09 *oh god it looks like you’re made out of fried chicken*
Cracked me up 😂
"Hi, Barbie. It's Ken. Would you like to go to Prom?"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
"Great. See you in an hour."
Ya mean Kendy’s
There would probably be some offended Wyoming residents in these comments if enough people lived in Wyoming for any of them to actually be watching.
suspectsn0thing Yeah but, wyoming is a bad@$$. Red vs Blue is life
Eyyy I live in Wyoming, I'm not going to disagree tho.
Actually I lived in Wyoming and I can confirm that everything he said is true.
+suspectsn0thing Fewer people live in the entire state of Wyoming than live in my home city
+The RUclips Phantom lmao there was one winter where three tornados were circling my city and we thought we were all going to die
I just watched a video of a grown man playing video games about an anorexic doll and I'm highly entertained
Jeff Kaplan when are you removing Pharah
Jeff Kaplan game grumps did a video like that in august but that's 2 grown men
Zackypoo Arin and Dan are not grown men
_Sombra_ Online_ he left
Jeff Kaplan LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Fun fact: Ruth Handler, the Barbie creator was married to Elliot Handler, the man responsible for the Hot Wheels line at Mattel. they named the dolls after their kids, Barbara and Ken.
Jon's Ken joke somehow predicted the plot of Wandavision 5 years early
Bruh lmfao
somehow nothing, it's not exactly an original idea.
I find it funny how people can find a doll that has had a job in almost every single career over the past 50 years sexist. Yeah she's the image of a pretty blonde but she was a fucking astronaut. What more do you people want?
Has she been a corpsman? Nope
Is corpsman a carrier?
Very few people find Barbie 100% sexist. There are problematic parts to her, yeah, but I seen lots of feminists praise her for the variety of careers she's had. I actually had a businesswoman Barbie when I was a kid. I think a lot of the problems with Barbie arise from her proportions and the fact that young, skinny, blonde, white women keep being held up as the "ideal beauty". And that's not really good when you're the most famous doll in the world. Butttt, what can you do? Lol.
Even with other dolls, like Bratz, which has racial diversity, you got the body type problems. Not to mention how all of these dolls focus on the girly stuff. I'd really like there to be a girl doll that wears masculine clothing.
Imo, one of the few doll brands that are helping girls grow up with a more open mind are dolls like American Girl (and I know there are other brands like them). Each girl has a different interest and a different personality. Some of them can be tomboys, some of them are girly girls, and some are both. Points them in a good direction, you know?
Is being blonde sexist? I never got that part. I mean. Can hair colour be sexist? I don't know, I'm tired and thinking too into this.
kurayamidesu
The problem with this mindset is that if you look at it, no dolls for either gender have realistic proportions. Bratz are insanely unrealistic so are less of a problem. No one who isn't completely insane will look at those gigantic headed freaky alien girls and say "yeah. Humans can look like that." Idk it's a friggin doll, I think people look way too into it.
***** No, absolutely not. It's that a blonde white girl has been the face of beauty in America (and in a lot of places all over the world thanks to westernization) for years and years. That isn't to say that girls who are blonde and white AREN'T beautiful. It's just that other girls start getting the idea that they have to live up to this idea. It's not the hair color that's the problem. It's that "perfect girl" thing that's the problem.
Detective Barbie was actually really fun. My older sister and I loved how the culprit changed every time. I sucked at the water slide game though.
Was that the one were they were finding a stolen item, while on a cruise? I remember that one.
I played Mario world
@@rednukegoboom3262 cool
@@rednukegoboom3262 cool
@@wildanmustopa9624 last time I played it was on my switch
Barbie: *doesn't go on a date with Ken*
JonTron: *Wait, that's illegal.*
4:53 The way he just randomly says "SPOOOOORTS!" never fails to make me laugh.
"I want to feel your skin inside me~!"
Ok, I'm too drunk for this I'm going back to sleep.... hopefully without night terrors...
69th like
That's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% said in porn
*_what is being drunk like_*
*_I am underage_*
Were you smoking a beer?
I’m not drunk enough for this
She's been the President, an artist, scientist, and so many things that women usually aren't. Yet people say she's a bad influence because of her figure.
+Derpy Hooves It seem like the only thing she hasn't been is a Pokémon Trainer, one of Xehanort's 13 seekers of Darkness, and, of course, a living pizza.
+SSBBPOKEFAN I think everyone is a seeker of darkness, even like 4 versions of Xehanort are...
She needs to be a Dragon Slayer next. I'd buy that shit.
+Derpy Hooves Well, her figure used to be physically impossible, and careers don't make up for children starving themselves and developing extreme body issues and eating disorders.
She'd be an amazing role model, but her proportions are all long
If only there was a Jontron Oppenheimer games video.
0:49 He looked around like he was genuinely concerned
"You press a direction, hit a button, and repeat".
Huh, who knew The Order 1886 had a prequel on the SNES?
SHOTS FIRED
+Victor Viridian NONE HAS EVER DONE THAT
You don't play many visual novels, do you?
OniLordMiki No? If I wanted to be annoyed by a bunch of high-pitched anime schoolgirls I'd check into a psychiatric ward because something would clearly be wrong with me.
So you're not sure then?
*_"I maxed out my credit card."_*
-Jontron Exclusive Figurine
I want one.
Hooked On Chronics clown with gun JonTron YouTooz when?
Now for a limited time only on Youtooz!
I'll take your entire stock!
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I can't believe this video is eight years old. I remember it when it was new and I felt age hit me hard.
Aged like fine wine
"Hello?"
"Hi, Barbie. It's Ken. I miss you. It's so quiet after you died. There's nothing... but the voices. They never stop..."
*S E E Y O U I N A N H O U R*
😭🤣😵
What if barbie died in a car crash in the game and Ken just keeps on calling thinking its barbie on the call when really its her friends trying to stop him. But he just says other stuff to try and get her to come. When she comes its not her. Its the funeral. But Ken thinks she came to the date. Not realising he's at it
The car crash also explains the car
And we see barbie because it's kens mind. Its what he thinks shes doing
@@commentbot4641 holy shit dude
"I have seen game. This is not game."
Can we make that into a T-shirt?
Jontron do Spongebob games
There are several quotes from him we can have on a t shirt
They need a T-shirt saying "There is a lot of things to see in this life, not wasting it here".
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Collin Priddy You'd buy anything Koro-Sensei
11:42 "The only thing keeping me from completing this game is not giving a shit" 😂😂
I think the quote "I have seen game, this is not game" is probably one of my favorite things to say when I'm playing a shit video game nowadays
Me playing RDR2
@@cangrejopendejo4909 Wut
6:06 *JonTron is the actual first lady*
Falco: hey Foxo where did you get that classified info
He's literally first...
That's actually a really good idea for a Twilight Zone episode! They should've made that!
+Smither Sink I think there was an episode having to do with a woman that got in a car crash and died but she didn't know she died.
Tony Lara Yes, that one.
“I have seven of them do you want one”
This stuff is hilarious 😂
I was getting worried that no one was going to acknowledge that. Thank you for this 😂
Looks like Jon predicted the plot of the Barbie movie
As someone living in Iowa, having clowns would be an improvement. There's nothing here
So Iowa is just where Ken went after he died in the boating accident?
I believe it is referencing the Iowa state fair which as someone from Illinois and lives in Wisconsin is really the only thing that I hear about the state besides you grow delicious corn.
I used to live in Iowa and I agree
As a former resident of Iowa, I concur. IOWA IS NOTHING BUT CORN, CORN, AND MORE FUCKING CORN!
Slipknot reference? Who knows.
This world needs a jontron barbie.
I would play the shit out of that jontron barbie!
Whatddaya mean by _play?_
Kolby Villanueva
You can touch, you can play...
Andrew Liguori
"Which actually, _is_, a sexual euphemism."
A Duck The idea of taking his limbs off and re-attaching them in random orders just fascinates me
And here we are a barbie movie after 8 years
I got my transport truck license after watching this and I want you to know I laughed the whole way trucking through Wyoming because of it.
ken: hey barbie, wanna go to the strip club?
barbie: no, and i don't want you to go there either.
ken: see you in an hour.
Roman Bellic: "Cousin, want to go to a strip club?"
Niko Bellic: "Good idea. I pick you up in an hour."
@@hawkeye5955 eyyy
@@hawkeye5955 Nico. We are gentlemen. Let us go to gentleman’s club together!
"I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself" - Barbie 1991
Words spoken from a real women.
4:14
Who doesn't live chicken nuggets
Barbie is a 👽 alien come on she making people look like her and hurting their self to look good
GalaxyCake lol
"Systematic oppression" feels different after seeing the movie.
Remember when AVGN talked about Barbie and he had nothing to say? Jon Tron kinda showed us how it's supposed to be done.
Are you the real Lonely Goomba?
He is the real one
How can you write youtube comments when you're stuck between two pipes?
Please don't become the new PressFart. I've seen you on at least 5 different channels. Please don't be that person.
owww damn what a burn
THIS IS THE BRIGHTEST TIMELINE
HOLY SHIT YOU WATCH JONTRON?
PRAISE JEBUS
YESSS XD
Taka :D
Abed Nadir is that you??
PenguinHQ the real question is, who doesn't watch johntron? Hes become very popular, even among big youtubers! Keep up the good work john!
For whatever reason I think of Barbie as being the super model equivalent of Shamu.
Reason why she is always beautiful and never gets sick or ages is because those ones are terminated, with another Barbie on standby to keep the illusion alive.
Thanks RUclips for recommending me JonTron - Barbie games after Barbie came out :)
Gotta admit the part where he said "Looking at they ass, and being a general creep" caught me off guard and laugh more than I should have
C'mon Barbie let's go party
Green Raver Who does the darn stuff so
Green Raver The shitty dude cleanly fights
Green Raver ur so dumb
Green Raver Who does the darn stuff so
Green Raver Who does the darn stuff so
Pregaming the movie 🤙🤙
i never realize how many of my daily adhd references come from jontron videos until i revisit them and realize i literally based half my personality off this man.
The Barbie horse game for the wii wasn't that bad.
You could basically go free-roaming on a horse and abandon all objectives whenever you wanted for days and Ken would be calling you, asking you to come home but I never did.
That...
I wanna play it now...
I loved playing that as a little kid..
Is it bad that I actually still have that game?
That's hilarious.
My sister had that game and she always made me help her with playing the game, even when I try to show her how to play
WAKE UP BARBIE, YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 17 YEARS
Hershel Layton WAKE UP, CLAIRE, YOU'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 10 YEARS
Vi The fire hazard To me, your comment has been dead for centuries.
barbaro267
K
Vi The fire hazard Haha it's a reference to The Flash tv show ;)
Vi The fire hazard its sad and funny at the same time
I know he's gone beyond games, but I'd like to see him do some games every once in a while again
"Hey Barbie, would you like to go to the Prom?
"Sounds like fun"
"Okay, see you in an hour"
I'm not an expert or anything, I didn't ask anyone to or even go to my Prom, but I don't think it's one of those things you just ask someone if they want to go to an hour before it happens
Or on the phone
**Handful of butter**
_"You _*_butter_*_ go to homecoming with me!"_
@@CoralCopperHead Wrong channel, buddy.
"Iowa's most famous resident... clowns"
*Turns on Slipknot music*
marry me
Clowns.
Stay (sic) maggot.
Yep , Slipknot members really look like clowns.
Too bad Slipknot sucks.
OH GOD IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE MADE OUT OF FRYED CHICKEN
XD
xD
*Fried
The picture makes it better
Henrique Carballo Aranha Your profile pic goes so well with your comment.
Jon was over eight years ahead of the curve on this one!
So if Trump wins... does that make Jon the first lady?
You just made my day XD
Haha ya'll are welcome :p
that was only a joke
I don't wanna think bout that
May Jon never be the first lady.
No! Bad New Jersey! Bad state! Go to your room! --- JonTron
IncredibleMe He clearly lives in New York
WAIT.
But Dan from Game Grumps is from New Jersey.
New Jersey is so beautiful though! I've lived there for 18 years. The former governor actually just moved into my town!
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I live is NJ it's nice here
As someone from New Jersey I formally apologize for Glenrock and I want to cut it off of the state.
Nothing in this video aged better for the Barbie franchise than that "Systemic oppression" joke with Barbie and Ken.
I can't believe Jon predicted the Barbie (2023) movie
At first I was like "this is why women don't play video games. They have to put up with this condescending shit where they play dress up and go on dates with Ken" but then I was like "hey wait a minute, when I think of all the time I've spent in character creation picking just the right outfit so I can go and slay Ken, or some other monster"....
no most of the time girls get hate for playing games by bullshit douche-bags though some guys don't care or are cool some are stuck in 1950 and that can be scary
+Kristie Hill statistics dont back what you say. more girls play video games than boys. true, they are not online, competetive, violent, or any triple A releases, but there are still more women that play video games than men. they tend to be more attracted to puzzle and matching games.
Ayrton Celentino mine was an opinion please show your work before handing it in
Girls play video games if you look closely.
***** i never said the games they play "arent real games." And im well aware. My sister loves call of duty (im personally not a fan of fps) my cousin loves atory games like until dawn and heavy rain. My best friend loves platformers like ori and the blind forest, rythim games like osu and mobas like WoW. And my ex was a diamond support main in LoL who refused to play ranked with me because i wasnt good enough for her. Im also friends with some really cool female streamers if you would like to check them out. What i was saying was just that they tend [statistically] to be more attracted to puzzle and matching games. (Which are real games)
i'm disappointed the jontron doll intro didn't say ECH
You wanted a video and whined about it so shut the fuck up!
exhypercube dude it was a joke
exhypercube You take shit way too seriously xD
exhypercube You're new to jantran aren't ya :D
Great, now I want a JonTron action figure that goes ECH
this video keeps aging better and better. barbie herself, donald trump, florida
Ken: Hey Barbie wanna go to the gay bar ?
Barbie: UNHOLY SCREAMING
KEN: See ya later
As an Iowa native I can confirm that our state's chief export is pop-up carnivals.
PopcornBunni yea I thought it would be a corn joke but I guess they touched on the other thing we have
Top commodity is popcorn lmao
cornivals
Barbie was sponsored by slipknot
Not sure where in Iowa you live bc so do I and I don't know where these carnivals are
"OMG IS THAT WHAT FLORIDA LOOKS LIKE" -Jontron 2015
Also, someone make IJacques a thing
XD
I LIVE IN FLORIDA! 34771
Its funny and i feel affended at the same time cuse i live in flordia XDD
+Zombie Animations yeah
Someone is gonna get this recommended to them soon
2023:
*"GET READY TO WATCH BARBIE, BITCHESSSSS!!!"*
"Oh my god, is that really what Florida looks like!?"
Best ending ever.
As someone who's been to Florida three times, I can safely say that Florida is just beautiful.
@@legoking6165 shut your mouth
@@blazeissilent8205 shut your mouth
@@legoking6165 as someone who lives here it's really just fucking chaos
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"Jon, what are you playing?"
"Systemic oppression."
"Systemic oppression" the feminist fairy tale
We straight White Males like to call it systematic divide and conquer. ;)
Systemic Opression!
* awkward silence *............
luis Godinez ‘jontron-ing intensifies’