When I was a kid I had a Barbie "laptop" that had a bunch of little games on it. I have no recollection of what the games actually were but I'm sure it was awful and I'd love to see Jon get his hands on one.
"hey, Barbie! Do you want to go to the pool?" "It's been 47 years. Why do you do this? He is dead. Ken is gone. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. Please stop this. I ask you to respect my boundaries and my loss, and you don't. You keep finding me. How? What do you want? Is it money? I will give you all the money in the world. Or perhaps it's fame, or notoriety, or a mansion--name your price and I'll pay it. What is it that would make you stop tormenting me?" "See you in an hour!"
“Hi, Barbie. It’s Ken. I miss you. It’s been really quiet since I died. There’s nothing here. But the voices. They never stop. Great, see you in an hour!”
@Vincent Rocks 2.0 Oh dear, I didn’t know I had two of the same comments, must’ve been a glitch! I’ll delete the other one, I’m really sorry if I offended you.
Barbie was rather revolutionary when she was made. Only adult novelty toys had "boobs". When she hit shelves, a lot of parents were shocked, possibly even disgusted...but little girls, who were in love with the idea of becoming a teenagers, demanded the doll for Christmas. And that's why modern dolls have plastic boobs.
Stocking Anarchy 'I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER TO PLAY WITH A DOLL WHO HAS BODILY FEATURES SHE WILL EVENTUALLY DEVELOP AS SHE GROWS INTO AN ADULT! THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS!"
"Hey barbie, would you like to go to dinner?" _"I told you to stop calling me ken, did you forget about the restraining order?"_ *_"See you in a hour!"_*
This episode spawned some of my favorite JonTron quotes. 1. "Jon, what are you playing?" "Systemic oppression." 2. "That one looks like Mickey! And that one looks like a cease and desist!"
1:54 maybe hans zimmer scored the game and was going for some sort of digital BWAHHHHH, representing the tension & high stakes of the scenario eh, i thought about it for a few more minutes and have decided that's probably not the case
"Hello?" "Hi, Barbie. It's Ken. I miss you. It's so quiet after you died. There's nothing... but the voices. They never stop..." *S E E Y O U I N A N H O U R*
What if barbie died in a car crash in the game and Ken just keeps on calling thinking its barbie on the call when really its her friends trying to stop him. But he just says other stuff to try and get her to come. When she comes its not her. Its the funeral. But Ken thinks she came to the date. Not realising he's at it
Well this is it. The time has come for me to comment on a JonTron video. I am so glad you showed Blue Ribbon Race. Now maybe people will stop asking me why I didn't play it along with the other horse games. Surprised you didn't look at the original Barbie Detective!
CommissarKozlov The main reason was to work on JonTron because fans were mad at him for not making any episodes. However, there are many fans/theories that suggest that Arin and Jon had a falling out
That's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% said in porn
*”hey barbie! do you want to go to the pool?”* *”* *_it’s been ten years, ken. everything is dead. the apocalypse is here, and it’s time that we accept our eternal end._* *”* *”see you in a hour!”*
She's been the President, an artist, scientist, and so many things that women usually aren't. Yet people say she's a bad influence because of her figure.
+Derpy Hooves It seem like the only thing she hasn't been is a Pokémon Trainer, one of Xehanort's 13 seekers of Darkness, and, of course, a living pizza.
+Derpy Hooves Well, her figure used to be physically impossible, and careers don't make up for children starving themselves and developing extreme body issues and eating disorders.
@@RADSPEON nope! A scot here! Oh my whats this? *the realisation half of the people i represent are probably nearby a mountain somewhere. Including me*
6:27 'After being defeated in the battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort decided to embrace the feelings he'd been repressing for years, and he went through with the operation to become Volde-Morticia
OniLordMiki No? If I wanted to be annoyed by a bunch of high-pitched anime schoolgirls I'd check into a psychiatric ward because something would clearly be wrong with me.
I believe it is referencing the Iowa state fair which as someone from Illinois and lives in Wisconsin is really the only thing that I hear about the state besides you grow delicious corn.
He literally doesn't though. In fact, Ken happily goes to the real world WITH Barbie and does absolutely nothing to stop her from leaving Barbie Land. He was better off without her! Did you even watch the movie???
@@gordieboi2340I’m a chick and kens mojo casa house was the only decent part of the movie (I really hated the film in general) I didn’t really like Barbies as a little girl tho. I much preferred the ninja turtles…
New Jersey is so beautiful though! I've lived there for 18 years. The former governor actually just moved into my town! cHr iS ch rist ie is hoLdin g mE hhostagee... pLease.. hhelp m e c Hr is Ch ri stie is ppu re eVi L
Did anyone *actually* play with Barbies the way big corporations "think" we played with them? Cuz I distinctly remember being around 5-6 years old, and having my barbies fighting for their lives against dinosaurs. And literally losing their heads and limbs in the process.
I always had weird fantasies where lions or something eat naked girls. I've been into hardcore BDSM since I was a little 4 year old, and if I wasn't scared of dolls, who knows what could've happened-
almost 2 years later in 2016 and this video is somehow more relevant now than it was when it released, it has everything, people complaining about sexism, Donald trump, creepy clowns, its essentially 2016 in a shell nut
Me: I wonder what's on my recommendations today. RUclips: Bruh, I gotchu. You remember watching that video by JonTron around 500 times already. Me: The Barbie one? RUclips: Yes. Me: Well, since I didn't I watch it this year. Sure.
A new JonTron video is like a rousing chorus of "Hakuna Matata" with Pumbaa and Timon. It almost makes me forget that my father was trampled and gored by wildebeests because I was dumb enough to get stuck in the gorge during a stampede. Almost.
Monkey D. Luffy Bet you hud that meat real good...the best meat huder in the land, I'd wager. Once you've hud meat, nobody can fund it, amirught? *nudge nudge* *wink wink* #casualgrammarnazi #itscool #everybodymakesmistakes #everybodyhasthosedays
Fun fact: Ruth Handler, the Barbie creator was married to Elliot Handler, the man responsible for the Hot Wheels line at Mattel. they named the dolls after their kids, Barbara and Ken.
"in reality, what this guy's really doing is eyeing up their genie lamps, which oddly enough is not a sexual euphemism. also he has a big black unicorn, which actually IS a sexual euphemism".
Hey, I live in Florida. Granted last year a 4 year old got shot in the arm outside my high school, this year someone took a dump in the stairwell at the same school and it didn't get cleaned up for 3 whole weeks, and I once saw a fountain that had a sign specifically forbidding people with diahrea from being around it. But it's not so bad. We got LegoLand.
The Barbie horse game for the wii wasn't that bad. You could basically go free-roaming on a horse and abandon all objectives whenever you wanted for days and Ken would be calling you, asking you to come home but I never did.
I come home, open my laptop, get my daily intake of GameGrumps, Markiplier, Derp Crew and so forth, and I just happened to glance at my subscriptions. ITS A NEW JOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNTRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS AND SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
14:38 i literally nearly choked to death on my water i had to spit it out all over the floor. Beware the dangers of watching Jon Tron. Dont nearly die like i did. Also now i gotta get a mop
Conrad Andrew Several months ago, I laughed so hard on his workout video where you prance around like a horse that I fell down the stairs. I was in pain for two weeks and I'm very thankful I wasn't seriously hurt. I'm still a fan and will continue to rewatch until hopefully he comes back.
Oh my, what do my old eyes see? A new JonTron?! I haven't seen one of those since Ronald Reagan and Gorbatchov tried to find out who was the swoodest grommit around!
"Hey barbie, do you want to hang out?" "Look, I don't know who you are but stop calling me or I'm notifying the police, please stop harassing me" *"Okay, see you in an hour."*
Correct, you cannot describe how bad it is. It isn't bad, because it isn't anything. Although new information has yielded the possibility that Wyoming *does,* in fact, exist, but is _misplaced on all known maps._
I find it funny how people can find a doll that has had a job in almost every single career over the past 50 years sexist. Yeah she's the image of a pretty blonde but she was a fucking astronaut. What more do you people want?
Very few people find Barbie 100% sexist. There are problematic parts to her, yeah, but I seen lots of feminists praise her for the variety of careers she's had. I actually had a businesswoman Barbie when I was a kid. I think a lot of the problems with Barbie arise from her proportions and the fact that young, skinny, blonde, white women keep being held up as the "ideal beauty". And that's not really good when you're the most famous doll in the world. Butttt, what can you do? Lol. Even with other dolls, like Bratz, which has racial diversity, you got the body type problems. Not to mention how all of these dolls focus on the girly stuff. I'd really like there to be a girl doll that wears masculine clothing. Imo, one of the few doll brands that are helping girls grow up with a more open mind are dolls like American Girl (and I know there are other brands like them). Each girl has a different interest and a different personality. Some of them can be tomboys, some of them are girly girls, and some are both. Points them in a good direction, you know?
kurayamidesu The problem with this mindset is that if you look at it, no dolls for either gender have realistic proportions. Bratz are insanely unrealistic so are less of a problem. No one who isn't completely insane will look at those gigantic headed freaky alien girls and say "yeah. Humans can look like that." Idk it's a friggin doll, I think people look way too into it.
***** No, absolutely not. It's that a blonde white girl has been the face of beauty in America (and in a lot of places all over the world thanks to westernization) for years and years. That isn't to say that girls who are blonde and white AREN'T beautiful. It's just that other girls start getting the idea that they have to live up to this idea. It's not the hair color that's the problem. It's that "perfect girl" thing that's the problem.
I recently picked up Detective Barbie at a thrift store and the controls are horrendous. I'd be happy to pass along the ISO file if anyone wants to destroy their nostalgic like of the game
When I was a kid I had a Barbie "laptop" that had a bunch of little games on it. I have no recollection of what the games actually were but I'm sure it was awful and I'd love to see Jon get his hands on one.
Honestly same
I had one too!
My sister had (has?) one too. I got a Batman one. The Barbie game thing had stuff like snake and mowing the lawn and picking up coat hangers.
I think my sister had one of those. It was a chunky, shiny pink thing shaped like a giant compact.
I had one too! I actually miss it because I really liked some of the games on there. I remember some were about learning, like math.
"hey, Barbie! Do you want to go to the pool?"
"It's been 47 years. Why do you do this? He is dead. Ken is gone. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. Please stop this. I ask you to respect my boundaries and my loss, and you don't. You keep finding me. How? What do you want? Is it money? I will give you all the money in the world. Or perhaps it's fame, or notoriety, or a mansion--name your price and I'll pay it. What is it that would make you stop tormenting me?"
"See you in an hour!"
“Hi, Barbie. It’s Ken. I miss you. It’s been really quiet since I died. There’s nothing here. But the voices. They never stop.
Great, see you in an hour!”
@Vincent Rocks 2.0 Oh dear, I didn’t know I had two of the same comments, must’ve been a glitch! I’ll delete the other one, I’m really sorry if I offended you.
Poor Barbie
Vincent Rock's 2.0
Calm u self
That’s a death threat
Hmmmm... what is my day missing?
*RUclips recommends 4 year old classic JonTron vid*
Perfect
Welcome :)
That profile picture looks wrong
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Omg same happened to me today
Right
I played Barbie Horse Racing on the PS2 as a kid. It low key becomes a horror game if you ignore Ken’s calls to return when it becomes night.
You have any footage of this that I could watch?
...What happens at night then?
@@SW1TCHED-CHANNELS A bunch of creepy ambiance plays, like a chainsaw, for example.
@@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cfI’m sorry, WHAT?
@@KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cfa man ken only take so much
Ken: "Hi Barbie, it's Ken. Would you like to go on a date?"
Barbie: *unholy screeching*
Ken with ears bleeding: "Great! See you in an hour!"
By unholy screeching, would you happen to mean the second game in the Hercules video?
Patrick demonic screeching
*LOL* 😂😂
His ears are filling my pool my non existence pool
The only thing they fear is you intensifies.
Detective Barbie was actually really fun. My older sister and I loved how the culprit changed every time. I sucked at the water slide game though.
Was that the one were they were finding a stolen item, while on a cruise? I remember that one.
I played Mario world
@@rednukegoboom3262 cool
@@rednukegoboom3262 cool
@@Mamato4525 last time I played it was on my switch
"I have seen game. This is not game."
- JonTron, 2015
It's not game. It was more like phone.
Who was phone anyway? Is he related to kill?
I WANNA KNOOOOW
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GAME?
When does he say this?
First Jontron quote of 2015.
+MiniKronos SG 8:47
"I want to feel your skin inside me"
I'm not gonna buy or wear any clothes again now
That sounds creepy and I wanna use it
"oh my god is that really what florida looks like?"
floridians: he's seen too much. we have to get rid of him.
*Blumenkrantz intensifies*
@@theokremer1956 copied
Oh my~ \:)
Barbie was rather revolutionary when she was made. Only adult novelty toys had "boobs". When she hit shelves, a lot of parents were shocked, possibly even disgusted...but little girls, who were in love with the idea of becoming a teenagers, demanded the doll for Christmas.
And that's why modern dolls have plastic boobs.
What about silicone boobs
Stocking Anarchy 'I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER TO PLAY WITH A DOLL WHO HAS BODILY FEATURES SHE WILL EVENTUALLY DEVELOP AS SHE GROWS INTO AN ADULT! THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS!"
Meredith Caudle Well, this was the fifties (?) we were talking about.
+Stocking Anarchy and that;s why modern boobs have plastic girls
Boyslenderp The Channel XD
>go to Florida
>entire level is underwater
This video has aged impeccably
lmao too soon
SteppupFoRetsam Ha.
*_too soon_*
Barbie isn't just an "adult doll", she's been an oracle this whole time.
bjotiful
NYC Kid: What's that man doing mom?
His Mom: He's recording himself yelling at New Jersey honey.
Just a typical day in New York
are jon and greg still friends?
Thumbs up for this guy! This is hilarious!
NYC Kid: Why?
His Mom: For the internet son, for the internet
Holy shit is that what the water in NYC looks like?
Never thought they’d take Jontron’s joke about “toxic masculinity Ken” and make a whole movie out of it. What a strange world we live in.
I hope you really don't think that Jon came up with that joke, which has been around since the 70s.
@@yoshidinono8095 you must be really "fun" at parties or hanging out in general :P
Lmaoo nice to know someone else came back to this video after the movie.
Kens are the ones that are misrable in that movie
@@yoshidinono8095I can’t tell if ur serious or not but i’m pretty sure they were joking 😭😭
I lost my shit when Jon said "SPOOOOORTS!"
Same XD
Cool trainer Steven Kenhemed.
ski4567 When does he say that?
Furious Kitten 4:50
ski4567 same
I live in Wyoming can confirm it is 50% hostile winds
Same. Seems more like 65-70% where I'm at
Wait, Wyoming exists?
@@jasonandrsen no, no it doesn't. It's just a figment of your imagination
Jason Andersen as an FBI agent I’m legally required to tell you yes
@@jasonandrsen *NO, BUT WE MUST RUN NOW!*
"Hey barbie, would you like to go to dinner?"
_"I told you to stop calling me ken, did you forget about the restraining order?"_
*_"See you in a hour!"_*
*_I'll bring the rifle!_*
Miss do you want me to call the police?
Run, Barb! The call's coming from inside the dream-house!
"When Ken Calls"
Coming to cinemas near you
Restraining orders are temporary Ken is eternal
“Uh, this is game? I have seen game. This is not game.” will forever be one of my favorite JonTron quotes ever
I love playing Systemic Oppression with my younger cousin
Just a Mimikip same, it’s my favorite game
Just a Mimikip sweet home Alabama
I thought it was only me
Same
Hol up
This episode spawned some of my favorite JonTron quotes.
1. "Jon, what are you playing?"
"Systemic oppression."
2. "That one looks like Mickey! And that one looks like a cease and desist!"
And let's not forget:
3. "Spoooooorts!"
or, "GET READY TO PLAY BARBIE, BITCHES :{}"
they're givin out free stuff in there!
4. You look like fried chicken
5. What the fucking fuuuuuuuck?!
"I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself" - Barbie 1991
Words spoken from a real women.
4:14
Who doesn't live chicken nuggets
Barbie is a 👽 alien come on she making people look like her and hurting their self to look good
GalaxyCake lol
5:36 “ _I WANT TO FEEL YOUR SKIN INSIDE ME_ “ thank you for the pickup line, Jon
XD
Works all the time if what you want is a restraining order
Works best if you're a lady or a gay bottom.
Ennard In a nutshell:
@@CoralCopperHead gay switch but close enough
Jon. This was ECH-cellent.
Hey Chad!
I was just watching you, and I stumble across you here. THERE IS NO ESCAPE
CommanderMike GAMES IT'S NO USE
Chadtronic RESIST IS FUTILE!
Chadtronic WHAT IS THIS
1:54 maybe hans zimmer scored the game and was going for some sort of digital BWAHHHHH, representing the tension & high stakes of the scenario
eh, i thought about it for a few more minutes and have decided that's probably not the case
Yup, probably not the case.
what is schmoyoho doing here
I like his white cap.
Wait WHAAAAAT?!? Schmoyoho watches JonTron?!?! Fo real?!?!
FrodoBaggins1926 It's new to all of us.
Gotta admit the part where he said "Looking at they ass, and being a general creep" caught me off guard and laugh more than I should have
The only barbie movie I need is this classic
THIS IS THE BRIGHTEST TIMELINE
HOLY SHIT YOU WATCH JONTRON?
PRAISE JEBUS
YESSS XD
Taka :D
Abed Nadir is that you??
PenguinHQ the real question is, who doesn't watch johntron? Hes become very popular, even among big youtubers! Keep up the good work john!
"Most of the population in Wyoming is just hostile winds!" I can't stop laughing!
@Man of Culture and his "carrot" patch
I've been to Wyoming so many times for the lottery, and it's pretty empty
Razenoid15 Ima git mah gun!
@@pillowcasecorner7519 protect me, gun!
Razenoid15 Bad human!
"Hello?"
"Hi, Barbie. It's Ken. I miss you. It's so quiet after you died. There's nothing... but the voices. They never stop..."
*S E E Y O U I N A N H O U R*
😭🤣😵
What if barbie died in a car crash in the game and Ken just keeps on calling thinking its barbie on the call when really its her friends trying to stop him. But he just says other stuff to try and get her to come. When she comes its not her. Its the funeral. But Ken thinks she came to the date. Not realising he's at it
The car crash also explains the car
And we see barbie because it's kens mind. Its what he thinks shes doing
@@commentbot4641 holy shit dude
Cant wait for the sequel, Oppenheimer games.
6:06 *JonTron is the actual first lady*
Falco: hey Foxo where did you get that classified info
He's literally first...
>A clown is the icon for Iowa
>There is a clown in Slipknot
>Slipknot is from Iowa
>Barbie is an edgy Slipknot fan
***** Swing and a miss
That explains a lot although it does raise more questions.
HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
***** Well, he definitely won't be able to cut himself with the dullness of your jokes.
I thought I was the only one who thought that but we should all agree Corey is the best member
"we want to feel your skin inside us" thats a different kind of terrifying
Read it with a calm voice and it becomes sexy.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 Stop.
@@merchantziro4285 STAHP!
Just want it raw I guess
I dislike these replies
“WAKE UP BARBIE YOU’VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR 17 YEARS”
"Great. See you in a hour."
Ahh! Don't!
Read this just as he said that.
Is it even possible to survive a coma for that long?
@@joelbond7440 Yes. Look up Terry Wallis
Remember when AVGN talked about Barbie and he had nothing to say? Jon Tron kinda showed us how it's supposed to be done.
Are you the real Lonely Goomba?
He is the real one
How can you write youtube comments when you're stuck between two pipes?
Please don't become the new PressFart. I've seen you on at least 5 different channels. Please don't be that person.
owww damn what a burn
This world needs a jontron barbie.
I would play the shit out of that jontron barbie!
Whatddaya mean by _play?_
Kolby Villanueva
You can touch, you can play...
Andrew Liguori
"Which actually, _is_, a sexual euphemism."
A Duck The idea of taking his limbs off and re-attaching them in random orders just fascinates me
Well this is it. The time has come for me to comment on a JonTron video. I am so glad you showed Blue Ribbon Race. Now maybe people will stop asking me why I didn't play it along with the other horse games. Surprised you didn't look at the original Barbie Detective!
...or the PS2 Barbie games.
Hey, lucahjin. How's it hangin'?
Thank you for doing it.
Now I can ship the two of you.
Lucah get back in the stables!
Say Lucah, how is Daisy's hood coming along?
Good to rewatch this knowing a Barbie movie is coming out.
How humanity shines.
"Season 3"?
Wait, wait, JonTron has SEASONS?
Lol, I didnt know ether!
***** Yeah but most people didn't think he literally meant seasons, I thought he was just trying to say he's reimagining the show.
***** Why did he quit GameGrumps exactly?
Mentally
CommissarKozlov The main reason was to work on JonTron because fans were mad at him for not making any episodes. However, there are many fans/theories that suggest that Arin and Jon had a falling out
6:43 Oh, god. Those aren’t diamonds. Those are kidney stones
Ow
Kidney diamonds
@@ShadowSearcher31 *OOF*
Urge, i think I'm passing a kidney diamond.
Danananana 🎵
AAAAAH!
Danananana🎵
OOOOH!
Danananana🎵
AAAAAH!
Nah there aborted babies 💀
"oh my god is that really what florida looks like?"
floridians: he's seen too much. we have to get rid of him.
That joke didn't age well... In a good way.
He's too dangerous to be kept alive!
Snag him
Floridian here
Can agree
As a Floridian I take no offense
13:37 Jon was so terrified of the music that he didn't even play this game
It's not just the music man, the way the horse creepily undulates up and down in tandem with the music adds to the dread.
I like the music >+<
something is wrong with me but that isnt news
1337 gamer
@@joshzuker8308 It reminds me of older creepy animations like Salad Fingers and I really like it
@@Mothbean *I LIKE RUSTY SPOONS*
"I want to feel your skin inside me~!"
Ok, I'm too drunk for this I'm going back to sleep.... hopefully without night terrors...
69th like
That's 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% said in porn
*_what is being drunk like_*
*_I am underage_*
Were you smoking a beer?
I’m not drunk enough for this
That's actually a really good idea for a Twilight Zone episode! They should've made that!
+Smither Sink I think there was an episode having to do with a woman that got in a car crash and died but she didn't know she died.
Tony Lara Yes, that one.
As an Iowa native I can confirm that our state's chief export is pop-up carnivals.
PopcornBunni yea I thought it would be a corn joke but I guess they touched on the other thing we have
Top commodity is popcorn lmao
cornivals
Barbie was sponsored by slipknot
Not sure where in Iowa you live bc so do I and I don't know where these carnivals are
*”hey barbie! do you want to go to the pool?”*
*”* *_it’s been ten years, ken. everything is dead. the apocalypse is here, and it’s time that we accept our eternal end._* *”*
*”see you in a hour!”*
Yes.
Lego Movie 2 in a nutshell
One day he just says a different time, she knows. she knows he speaks the truth for once.
"I have seen game. This is not game."
Can we make that into a T-shirt?
Jontron do Spongebob games
There are several quotes from him we can have on a t shirt
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Collin Priddy You'd buy anything Koro-Sensei
+Bee Thompson Good idea!
She's been the President, an artist, scientist, and so many things that women usually aren't. Yet people say she's a bad influence because of her figure.
+Derpy Hooves It seem like the only thing she hasn't been is a Pokémon Trainer, one of Xehanort's 13 seekers of Darkness, and, of course, a living pizza.
+SSBBPOKEFAN I think everyone is a seeker of darkness, even like 4 versions of Xehanort are...
She needs to be a Dragon Slayer next. I'd buy that shit.
+Derpy Hooves Well, her figure used to be physically impossible, and careers don't make up for children starving themselves and developing extreme body issues and eating disorders.
She'd be an amazing role model, but her proportions are all long
"Jon, what are you playing?" "Systemic oppression." *intensifies*
barbie dolls, alright?
It's the bitches fault lolol
JonTron used cheep shop ost from Scott Pligrim vs world
Gavindude7 it's all her fault! She bought this on herself!
Something that doesn't exist.
"50% of the population is just hostile winds."
coming from a wyoming-ite, can confirm
Witch half of the population are you
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 yes
Kudos to the truck driver. Not his first rodeo!.
Y’all are wyomers
@@RADSPEON nope! A scot here! Oh my whats this?
*the realisation half of the people i represent are probably nearby a mountain somewhere. Including me*
6:27 'After being defeated in the battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort decided to embrace the feelings he'd been repressing for years, and he went through with the operation to become Volde-Morticia
Still better than My Immortal.
Voldemort is a trans icon confirmed.
Just...just no to that fan fiction
Also don’t make the Harry Potter series incur more of the wrath of Rolling than it already has
That sounds exactly like J.K Rowling
He then hung himself because even though he did the surgery he realized he’d never be a girl
"You press a direction, hit a button, and repeat".
Huh, who knew The Order 1886 had a prequel on the SNES?
SHOTS FIRED
+Victor Viridian NONE HAS EVER DONE THAT
You don't play many visual novels, do you?
OniLordMiki No? If I wanted to be annoyed by a bunch of high-pitched anime schoolgirls I'd check into a psychiatric ward because something would clearly be wrong with me.
So you're not sure then?
As someone living in Iowa, having clowns would be an improvement. There's nothing here
So Iowa is just where Ken went after he died in the boating accident?
I believe it is referencing the Iowa state fair which as someone from Illinois and lives in Wisconsin is really the only thing that I hear about the state besides you grow delicious corn.
I used to live in Iowa and I agree
As a former resident of Iowa, I concur. IOWA IS NOTHING BUT CORN, CORN, AND MORE FUCKING CORN!
Slipknot reference? Who knows.
0:33 The fact that Jon predicted the entire Barbie movie
XD
lol this is the plot of the entire movie
He literally doesn't though. In fact, Ken happily goes to the real world WITH Barbie and does absolutely nothing to stop her from leaving Barbie Land. He was better off without her! Did you even watch the movie???
@@landonvincent7974 I was referring more to the part with Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House
@@gordieboi2340I’m a chick and kens mojo casa house was the only decent part of the movie (I really hated the film in general) I didn’t really like Barbies as a little girl tho. I much preferred the ninja turtles…
ken: hey barbie, wanna go to the strip club?
barbie: no, and i don't want you to go there either.
ken: see you in an hour.
Roman Bellic: "Cousin, want to go to a strip club?"
Niko Bellic: "Good idea. I pick you up in an hour."
@@hawkeye5955 eyyy
@@hawkeye5955 Nico. We are gentlemen. Let us go to gentleman’s club together!
I just realized now the 'bacon piece' is actually a glove
Bacon gloves
Cool profile picture
It's a HUMAN
It indeed is a human. But not from our world
its whatever you want it to be
I want a show where Jon solves mysteries with iJacques.
I want an iJacques app.
What's the mystery? Why the game sucks?
KikBlava I do too XP
Hey Jon! You heard the man? Pitch this concept to a TV network! They'll eat this up!
Now I wonder where is the actual Jacques, I hope he is okay.
“While your at the fuckin beach?!?” That one always got me, he sounds like tony soprano!
No! Bad New Jersey! Bad state! Go to your room! --- JonTron
IncredibleMe He clearly lives in New York
WAIT.
But Dan from Game Grumps is from New Jersey.
New Jersey is so beautiful though! I've lived there for 18 years. The former governor actually just moved into my town!
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I live is NJ it's nice here
As someone from New Jersey I formally apologize for Glenrock and I want to cut it off of the state.
Did anyone *actually* play with Barbies the way big corporations "think" we played with them?
Cuz I distinctly remember being around 5-6 years old, and having my barbies fighting for their lives against dinosaurs.
And literally losing their heads and limbs in the process.
Nnnnice... Not adding anything, just commenting that this is a awesome way to play with Barbies
*I did.*
*walks to corner in shame*
I'm a girl, btw.
I always had weird fantasies where lions or something eat naked girls. I've been into hardcore BDSM since I was a little 4 year old, and if I wasn't scared of dolls, who knows what could've happened-
@@darksev.6468 Nobody asked dude...
Dark Sev. Wow, I guess fetishes are given at birth.
almost 2 years later in 2016 and this video is somehow more relevant now than it was when it released, it has everything, people complaining about sexism, Donald trump, creepy clowns, its essentially 2016 in a shell nut
Eddie Becerra My god your right. JON, HOW DID YOU KNOW
JonTronShow more importantly, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US?!
+Addison Bortion well b4 we answer those questions we need to stay on task in figuring out how he gets all these props.
Temprox NO! I DEMAND A ANSWER, GODDAMNIT!
Eddie Becerra I like shell nuts
As someone living in Iowa, I can guarentee you that every Iowan watching this video cheered a little internally when they saw Iowa on the map
Me: I wonder what's on my recommendations today.
RUclips: Bruh, I gotchu. You remember watching that video by JonTron around 500 times already.
Me: The Barbie one?
RUclips: Yes.
Me: Well, since I didn't I watch it this year. Sure.
You're 500 years old?
You mean since i didn't watch it this week
I did the math and it's about 5.8 days of watching for 500 times
Today*
Hi Luis, it's Ken. Would you like to watch this video again? Great, see you in an hour!
I think I died at the "Bad New Jersey" part XD
Blu Snoipar hey bro he has as much a right to enjoy jontron as we do so back off man jeez
Oh god, I live in New Jersey... IM SORRY THAT MY STATE MADE SUCH TERRIBLE GAMES! "We won't ever do it again!" says crappy Chris Christie.
Really in peace random commenter
Mexican Jesus wtf systemic oppression . that bit was disturbing
I lost it at the hit and run part XD
*_"I maxed out my credit card."_*
-Jontron Exclusive Figurine
I want one.
Hooked On Chronics clown with gun JonTron YouTooz when?
Now for a limited time only on Youtooz!
I'll take your entire stock!
Thousandth like
I can NOT believe he didn’t go over Secret Agent Barbie. That game was everything and more.
A new JonTron video is like a rousing chorus of "Hakuna Matata" with Pumbaa and Timon. It almost makes me forget that my father was trampled and gored by wildebeests because I was dumb enough to get stuck in the gorge during a stampede. Almost.
Well you were singing about how you couldn't wait til you took your dad's place as king.
Lightchao0 10/10 best comment ever.
wait that dead lion meat was your dad *hides meat*
Almost.
Monkey D. Luffy Bet you hud that meat real good...the best meat huder in the land, I'd wager. Once you've hud meat, nobody can fund it, amirught?
*nudge nudge* *wink wink*
#casualgrammarnazi #itscool #everybodymakesmistakes #everybodyhasthosedays
*S Y S T E M I C O P P R E S S I O N*
Dammit you beat me to it
Ic3b0mB TH3 H4CKx0r by three months
"Oh my god, is that really what Florida looks like!?"
Best ending ever.
As someone who's been to Florida three times, I can safely say that Florida is just beautiful.
@@legoking6165 shut your mouth
@@blazeissilent8205 shut your mouth
@@legoking6165 as someone who lives here it's really just fucking chaos
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Fun fact: Ruth Handler, the Barbie creator was married to Elliot Handler, the man responsible for the Hot Wheels line at Mattel. they named the dolls after their kids, Barbara and Ken.
Fun Fact: Home Alone 1 on the NES was also made in Glen Rock, NJ.
So... Glen rock NJ makes bad games.
It's New Jersey, what do you expect?
***** offending!!
Well, shit, I live in a town right next to Glen Rock...
Other fun fact it was made by Bethesda
Just back here for my annual rewatch of jontrons videos 👍
Kermit can I have my soul back?
Your wife's a pig
Cool dude, me too 👍
10:34 As a Texan, I can confirm that we absolutely say say things like that. 10/10 you did your research.
"in reality, what this guy's really doing is eyeing up their genie lamps, which oddly enough is not a sexual euphemism. also he has a big black unicorn, which actually IS a sexual euphemism".
Hey, I live in Florida.
Granted last year a 4 year old got shot in the arm outside my high school, this year someone took a dump in the stairwell at the same school and it didn't get cleaned up for 3 whole weeks, and I once saw a fountain that had a sign specifically forbidding people with diahrea from being around it.
But it's not so bad. We got LegoLand.
Tundra Turtle You've got one thing going for ya'.
A baby got killed by being whipped at a wall in my apartment complex but yeah we have legoland XD
+BlueFishSign DIDNEY WORL
+SilverGirl327 I don't believe you.
+SilverGirl327 I don't believe you.
MY SISTER HAD THAT WEIRD GAME WITH THE PHYSICAL LAMP!
Just thought y'all should know.
Your sister... sure...
are you sure its a lamp? it looks like a bong
Hey its grolvahna
Did the lamp do anything for the game?
The Barbie horse game for the wii wasn't that bad.
You could basically go free-roaming on a horse and abandon all objectives whenever you wanted for days and Ken would be calling you, asking you to come home but I never did.
That...
I wanna play it now...
I loved playing that as a little kid..
Is it bad that I actually still have that game?
That's hilarious.
My sister had that game and she always made me help her with playing the game, even when I try to show her how to play
4:53 The way he just randomly says "SPOOOOORTS!" never fails to make me laugh.
"Ug- This is game? I have seen game. This is not game."
-Jon "JonTron" Jafari
You sir, make my life
He does to all
jontron is love jontron is life
Hey Dawko. Is me!
A wild Dawko appears.
And you sir surprisingly watch this hi
As someone who’s from Florida, I can confirm that Florida really is as bad as Jon says it is
@Meme Dealer Yes, Winters are Summers and Summers are the deepest pits of hell
F**k the summers here
Winter in Florida feels like summer in Russia
Yeah, Florida man is born from Florida.
As someone who also lives in Florida can confirm I saw someone spit fire
I can't believe this video is eight years old. I remember it when it was new and I felt age hit me hard.
I come home, open my laptop, get my daily intake of GameGrumps, Markiplier, Derp Crew and so forth, and I just happened to glance at my subscriptions.
ITS A NEW JOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNTRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS AND SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
CHILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY WWWWWWWWWILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY
I know right
Markiplier? Blergh
Every single one of them sucks ass, except JonTron of course. (even the new sell out GameGrumps)
I feel you
As someone that has lived in Florida all their life... you really aren't wrong to have that reaction
What's wrong with Florida?
Jayden Cooke It’s really hot, really humid, the beaches aren’t even that great. Going outside is a death wish. What’s snow?
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SAME
14:38 i literally nearly choked to death on my water i had to spit it out all over the floor.
Beware the dangers of watching Jon Tron. Dont nearly die like i did.
Also now i gotta get a mop
Conrad Andrew Several months ago, I laughed so hard on his workout video where you prance around like a horse that I fell down the stairs. I was in pain for two weeks and I'm very thankful I wasn't seriously hurt. I'm still a fan and will continue to rewatch until hopefully he comes back.
Belinda Elisa LOL yeah hope he returns soon. Hope it wasn't too bad
Belinda Elisa is there a known reason why he left?
You gotta mop up water? Hahahahha
*Bah*
“Hey Barbie! The accident wasn’t your fault! You need to let me go. I’m already dead !”
See you in an hour!
The most difficult part is letting go.
See you in an hour!
Oh my, what do my old eyes see? A new JonTron?! I haven't seen one of those since Ronald Reagan and Gorbatchov tried to find out who was the swoodest grommit around!
YPU COULDNT KEEP ME FROM SAYING GROMMIT
(Old reference)
I actually think they were working out the perfect formula to save everyone - by killing everyone.
Hopefully, the next vid will be uploaded before the new millennium.
Gabe Ritter THE FUCK DOES GROMMIT MEAN?!
TheDarkAngel969 >not knowing what grommit means
Check out this Grommit.
i'm disappointed the jontron doll intro didn't say ECH
You wanted a video and whined about it so shut the fuck up!
exhypercube dude it was a joke
exhypercube You take shit way too seriously xD
exhypercube You're new to jantran aren't ya :D
Great, now I want a JonTron action figure that goes ECH
"Hey barbie, do you want to hang out?"
"Look, I don't know who you are but stop calling me or I'm notifying the police, please stop harassing me"
*"Okay, see you in an hour."*
4:09 *oh god it looks like you’re made out of fried chicken*
Cracked me up 😂
50% of the population is hostile wind😂😂😂 I’m from Casper Wyoming and I cannot describe how accurate that is
Correct, you cannot describe how bad it is. It isn't bad, because it isn't anything.
Although new information has yielded the possibility that Wyoming *does,* in fact, exist, but is _misplaced on all known maps._
Jon: "Who wouldn't wanna look like Barbie?"
Me: *raises hand silently*
Wait are you saying you don't want to look sick and plasticy?
LifeGoddessTaimat same
Because I've always wanted to look like I haven't eaten since my creation and have had about 60 plastic surgery operations!!
I'm happy with myself
LifeGoddessTaimat because I'm a dude and that would be kinda weird.
I find it funny how people can find a doll that has had a job in almost every single career over the past 50 years sexist. Yeah she's the image of a pretty blonde but she was a fucking astronaut. What more do you people want?
Has she been a corpsman? Nope
Is corpsman a carrier?
Very few people find Barbie 100% sexist. There are problematic parts to her, yeah, but I seen lots of feminists praise her for the variety of careers she's had. I actually had a businesswoman Barbie when I was a kid. I think a lot of the problems with Barbie arise from her proportions and the fact that young, skinny, blonde, white women keep being held up as the "ideal beauty". And that's not really good when you're the most famous doll in the world. Butttt, what can you do? Lol.
Even with other dolls, like Bratz, which has racial diversity, you got the body type problems. Not to mention how all of these dolls focus on the girly stuff. I'd really like there to be a girl doll that wears masculine clothing.
Imo, one of the few doll brands that are helping girls grow up with a more open mind are dolls like American Girl (and I know there are other brands like them). Each girl has a different interest and a different personality. Some of them can be tomboys, some of them are girly girls, and some are both. Points them in a good direction, you know?
Is being blonde sexist? I never got that part. I mean. Can hair colour be sexist? I don't know, I'm tired and thinking too into this.
kurayamidesu
The problem with this mindset is that if you look at it, no dolls for either gender have realistic proportions. Bratz are insanely unrealistic so are less of a problem. No one who isn't completely insane will look at those gigantic headed freaky alien girls and say "yeah. Humans can look like that." Idk it's a friggin doll, I think people look way too into it.
***** No, absolutely not. It's that a blonde white girl has been the face of beauty in America (and in a lot of places all over the world thanks to westernization) for years and years. That isn't to say that girls who are blonde and white AREN'T beautiful. It's just that other girls start getting the idea that they have to live up to this idea. It's not the hair color that's the problem. It's that "perfect girl" thing that's the problem.
0:49 He looked around like he was genuinely concerned
I used to have a Barbie PC game where she was a secret agent. (Ah, that takes me back...)
Me too!!! Secret Agent Barbie or something...what was the name...
DETECTIVE BARBIE WAS MY LIFE. but when we had to chase the bad guy id get scared and id make my mom do it.
I recently picked up Detective Barbie at a thrift store and the controls are horrendous. I'd be happy to pass along the ISO file if anyone wants to destroy their nostalgic like of the game
Give it to me!!
The game file, as well as instructions on how to use an ISO file can be found at this link drive.google.com/open?id=0B_XWMvlS1xW-bnZHeDN0OFdzTkU
"Jon, what are you playing?"
"Systemic oppression."
"Systemic oppression" the feminist fairy tale
We straight White Males like to call it systematic divide and conquer. ;)
Systemic Opression!
* awkward silence *............
luis Godinez ‘jontron-ing intensifies’
Jon: "...Uuugh nevermind I'm getting stressed out just looking at this."
Also Jon: "*SPOOOOOORTS!!*"
Jon's Ken joke somehow predicted the plot of Wandavision 5 years early
Bruh lmfao
somehow nothing, it's not exactly an original idea.
Funny fact: The Florida stage is underwater, like the real one!
Gabriel Araujo HAHAHA 😂👌💯
Too soon
not too soon florida doesnt really flood but then again i live next to a rocket place so thanks nasa?
Jon for First Lady 2016
Hey Jon what are you playing?
*Systemic oppression*
Barbie: *doesn't go on a date with Ken*
JonTron: *Wait, that's illegal.*