Anti-Piracy: the Fake, the Creepy, and the Downright Malicious | Tech Rules

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @TechRules
    @TechRules  3 года назад +3459

    The first 100 people to go to www.blinkist.com/techrules are going to get unlimited access for 1 week to try it out. You'll also get 25% off if you want the full membership.
    Hey everyone! So, for clarification: This video was being worked on right about when that Mario Party DS video was gaining traction, before the fake anti-piracy trend even kicked off. That's why I talk about it like some strange, foreign thing that magically appeared one day. (Which, let's be honest, it kind of is.) Thankfully, I opted not to make it a big focus in the video, so the finished product still holds up just fine! If anything, it might even be more relevant!
    Also, big news: The first ever Tech Rules livestream will be happening this month, on the 15th! We'll be doing some sort of randomizer. I have a few good ones in mind, and I'm gonna make a poll for which game we'll do a day or two after this video's release. If you want to weigh in on that, keep an eye on the community tab! The stream itself should start some time in the evening. Well, evening in the Eastern time zone. Hope to see you there!
    EDIT: Okay, so it's not technically correction time yet (although I'm sure you all will find SOMETHING I screwed up on) a lot of people are mentioning that the "unused" Cuphead track actually plays in the game's bad ending. That's...partially true. While the unused track starts the same way, I'm pretty sure it goes on for a bit longer, and there aren't any hidden images in it. My bad, should've mentioned that!
    Also, it seems a lot of you are missing the original Tech Rules title card animation? I figured I would just try shortening it a bit, since I'm working on making my videos a little less bulky. If everyone wants it back, though, I'll bring it back. Just let me know!

    • @ELopez
      @ELopez 3 года назад +27

      Piracy is no party

    • @dr.doofenward1192
      @dr.doofenward1192 3 года назад +13

      I was hoping you talked more about anti privacy in games

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 года назад +7

      @@ELopez lol

    • @m0nst3ra
      @m0nst3ra 3 года назад +10

      POOOGGGGG

    • @oliverfougere6296
      @oliverfougere6296 3 года назад +6

      You better get that FNAF 2 video out soon, or I'll kneecap ur CPU.

  • @silasbrookhaven8165
    @silasbrookhaven8165 3 года назад +9362

    That last anti-piracy thing reminds me of the story I heard about the guy who pirated Shovel Knight and later met the devs at a con and just straight up gave them 20 bucks

    • @moca-pocalypseoctohog3045
      @moca-pocalypseoctohog3045 3 года назад +1230

      That's actually pretty wholesome

    • @furret5954
      @furret5954 3 года назад +262

      oml i love that

    • @pavloverboy
      @pavloverboy 3 года назад +1384

      I imagine the exchange something like "hey, I pirated your game, but now I feel pretty shitty about it. Here's 20 bucks"

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 3 года назад +361

      If he actually bought the game, the devs would get nothing for it.

    • @diamondangel3442
      @diamondangel3442 3 года назад +686

      If the game was 20 bucks they earned more this way XD

  • @kruemmelbande5078
    @kruemmelbande5078 3 года назад +10398

    A dusty cardridge could trigger an anti piracy. Maybe the dirty pins cause it to write to the wrong adress in sram, wich would cause it to actually work.

    • @TechRules
      @TechRules  3 года назад +3490

      This is actually a good point. When a game tries to save at an address that's too high, it just defaults to the highest address, which is the spot the game reads to find out if the SRAM is the right size. Saving to the wrong address would mean the game wouldn't find it in the right spot and trigger a false positive. Seems obvious now that you say it! 😅

    • @kruemmelbande5078
      @kruemmelbande5078 3 года назад +1134

      @@TechRules Yeah, dirty cardridges are well known to trigger anti piracy. You know when you have a dirty cardridge on an nes game, and the power light just flashes? That is nintendo´s hardware anti piracy , because it cant read some pins correctly

    • @handlethesenutz
      @handlethesenutz 3 года назад +610

      i love that anti-piracy at one point was "if this thing works, something funny's going on here"

    • @k96man
      @k96man 3 года назад +671

      @@handlethesenutz anti-piracy: quick, what's 5 * 2?
      Hardware: uh, 10
      Anti-piracy: (draws gun)

    • @ellelawliet6508
      @ellelawliet6508 3 года назад +86

      This happened to me on a Donkey Kong Country cartridge

  • @CHKNSkratch
    @CHKNSkratch 3 года назад +5316

    Gmods antipiracy was skipped over entirely, so I will comment it here: when the game detected you were pirating the game, it would give you an error (failed to shade polygons or sumt like that) that you could not get due to an actual error, so the people who pirated the game would post the error code and ask for a fix, thus exposing themselves as pirates

    • @nightorchid5031
      @nightorchid5031 3 года назад +270

      That's great. You mean gmod like garry's mod? The only sort like "gmod" is "Gmod rp", "Garry's mod rp", etc

    • @transmasctsukasa
      @transmasctsukasa 3 года назад +282

      That’s actually very clever!

    • @crazymanwerido4522
      @crazymanwerido4522 3 года назад +414

      Skullgirls did a similar thing with "what is the square root of fish now im sad"

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 3 года назад +40

      @@nightorchid5031 whaaaa?

    • @kara6020
      @kara6020 3 года назад +32

      @@nightorchid5031 huh??

  • @orange_turtle3412
    @orange_turtle3412 2 года назад +4043

    Fun fact. The PIRATA sound effect actually took up more storage space than the game itself.
    Think about that. The anti piracy protection was a bigger file size than the game itself.

    • @taniscadwell3843
      @taniscadwell3843 2 года назад +321

      Didn't pure audio files have a comparatively massive file size back then?

    • @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX
      @GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX 2 года назад +537

      Kinda reminds me of the fact that Sonic the hedgehog's "SEGA" screen sound occupies most of the cartridge space as well.

    • @caesarion4596
      @caesarion4596 2 года назад

      @@taniscadwell3843 nah, but your mom did

    • @Zombiscenturion
      @Zombiscenturion 2 года назад +17

      Interesting

    • @ChorusCory
      @ChorusCory 2 года назад +86

      @@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX pretty sure that was just because the genesis soundchip didnt do well with voice samples

  • @MikeyForrester
    @MikeyForrester 3 года назад +19764

    I pirated yoshi island and in the middle of the game Yoshi turned to the camera and stated my full name, my social security number, and my deepest fear

    • @od4361
      @od4361 3 года назад +486

      wow man that's scary :O

    • @randomfish2054
      @randomfish2054 3 года назад +146

      And your in jail

    • @camman3740
      @camman3740 3 года назад +216

      He needs to continue to run from the police, he needs gasoline to hide from taxes.

    • @NeoChampion
      @NeoChampion 3 года назад +34

      @@SanestPjskFan_ oR cAN iT!?

    • @bain9897
      @bain9897 3 года назад +55

      GOOGLE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
      or
      THIS SITE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @TheAweDude1
    @TheAweDude1 3 года назад +4306

    Here's another reason why so few games include creepy/disturbing anti-piracy measures: creepy/disturbing anti-piracy measures are interesting, and would actually encourage people to pirate the game. If a game developer is going to put time and effort into designing something truly bizarre and creepy to "punish" pirates, they might as well put that time and effort into actually developing the game.

    • @splonky
      @splonky 3 года назад +36

      Wait what’s an anti-piracy I was kinda confused wen watching the video

    • @izitri420
      @izitri420 3 года назад +157

      @@splonky It's basically a measure games take to make sure u don't steal it

    • @splonky
      @splonky 3 года назад +31

      @@izitri420 I kinda realized what it meant when I got more into the video also thanks

    • @ilmansalt
      @ilmansalt 3 года назад +27

      yeah, why waste time coding extra stuff...

    • @wetmote8221
      @wetmote8221 3 года назад +26

      how about a game that acts as a malware if pirated

  • @TacBans
    @TacBans 3 года назад +4376

    "GTA 4 turns you into dangerous alcoholic with a unstoppable need for speed"
    nah that's just normal gameplay

    • @MajorTeag
      @MajorTeag 3 года назад +99

      Yeah, pretty much. I never really played that much of GTA games. Just got to the point where you could roam freely and see how much mayhem I could cause. Using rules like, you can only drive on sidewalks, cars have no brakes, or my fave: Pedestrian malls have no traffic at all. It's probably how I managed to get that one achievement where you have to blow up like 10 vehicles in a few seconds.

    • @Sh0ckV
      @Sh0ckV 3 года назад +15

      niko aint russian

    • @RubberDucky757
      @RubberDucky757 3 года назад +24

      I thought the gameplay was just Bowling.

    • @LasermanSteam
      @LasermanSteam 3 года назад +1

      I don't think so

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 3 года назад +17

      Spent more time on anti-piracy than on optimizing the game for PC gameplay, eh?

  • @Nickumtoo
    @Nickumtoo 2 года назад +634

    My personal favorite example of anti-piracy was a pirated version of BeamNG Drive. Upon starting the game I was greeted with "Ahoy there matey, we hope you enjoy your time with our game and support the official release when you can!" Affer playing for a few hours and absolutely loving it, I purchased it just a few days later.

    • @OdipIsTired
      @OdipIsTired Год назад +88

      Yeah, It makes you want to buy the game more than some plain "Copying video games is a crime" screen.

    • @vicroc4
      @vicroc4 Год назад +72

      That's a better way to go about it, imo. No "aaaa you did something wrong" but rather acknowledging that the whole reason you did it was because you wanted to play the game but either couldn't or wouldn't pay for it. I'd think that's more likely to get a positive reaction.

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth Год назад +18

      I've always bought games that I've enjoyed after pirating them regardless- though if they have Denuvo or similar I wait until it is removed, and I prefer to get my games on GOG. There are games I pirated years ago and have since stopped playing that I never bought and presumably never will despite having enjoyed them because the malware was never removed from the legitimate version.

    • @DT53
      @DT53 5 месяцев назад

      is this actually real

    • @citriosis
      @citriosis 4 месяца назад +3

      Honestly not being able to afford it at the time is the reason I even consider pirating indie games. All indie games I've pirated, I've ended up buying at one point or another, just because I really do want to support the devs who make cool stuff like that.

  • @theblackestcat9679
    @theblackestcat9679 3 года назад +29566

    Yeah, I accidentally triggered the Super Mario World anti piracy. I tried to boot it up, and suddenly Mario came out of the Tv, screamed something about serious crimes and punched me in the face. Then he ate everything in our house and jumped back in the tv while showing us the middle finger.

  • @saadmeliti
    @saadmeliti 3 года назад +7106

    Anti piracy screens are like when you are watching Cartoon Network as a kid and adult swim starts

    • @goldie_goober
      @goldie_goober 3 года назад +291

      You perfectly described it

    • @djredstinger12pvz75
      @djredstinger12pvz75 3 года назад +475

      And then you're frantically trying to find the remote before your parents walk in.

    • @tahseenkhan3629
      @tahseenkhan3629 3 года назад +223

      Or when noggin turned off and switched to nick at nite
      Was it only me who watched noggin? (More recently known as nick jr)

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 3 года назад +27

      i remember those early days man! epic time

    • @roobusmcscroobus
      @roobusmcscroobus 3 года назад +172

      It also feels like when you're watching Nickelodeon and then you fall asleep, and you wake up at like 2:00 am to the George Lopez opening and freak out

  • @sebYB67
    @sebYB67 3 года назад +10752

    Rumor has it Doki Doki Literature Club's anti-piracy removes all the horror and turns it into a normal visual novel

    • @EEE.654
      @EEE.654 3 года назад +1063

      I just peed my pants because of that horrifying anti-piracy screen

    • @prettyradhandle
      @prettyradhandle 3 года назад +1268

      aw man that's the scariest anti-piracy of them all...
      a *normal* visual novel?

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 3 года назад +324

      This is the joke

    • @PokeMario-pk4ot
      @PokeMario-pk4ot 3 года назад +304

      I want to pirate the game now

    • @ayanoakemi2973
      @ayanoakemi2973 3 года назад +260

      Too bad the game is free thought

  • @waddledee6642
    @waddledee6642 2 года назад +1199

    the dev talking to the player about piracy and forgiving them and thanking them for playing just touches my heart.
    instead of the game being like, hey shut off your computer now; the guy who made the game thanks you and tells you other ways you can support them.
    that’s life changing, really.

  • @Kerrmunism
    @Kerrmunism 3 года назад +6344

    The JSaB one is really wholesome actually, as much as I get a kick out of the creepy stuff, that was cool to see.

    • @floxiesaysreadmybio4988
      @floxiesaysreadmybio4988 3 года назад +118

      yeah, i was in it for a bit, more in the JSaBPC fandom.

    • @AxiamWolfe
      @AxiamWolfe 3 года назад +269

      Is it a parody of the classic “You Wouldn’t Steal a Car” anti-piracy commercial too?

    • @Trimint123
      @Trimint123 3 года назад +66

      @@AxiamWolfe It is.

    • @defaultdan7923
      @defaultdan7923 3 года назад +15

      what is a jsab

    • @defaultdan7923
      @defaultdan7923 3 года назад +11

      nvm

  • @DonnyKirkMusic
    @DonnyKirkMusic 3 года назад +2804

    I love Skullgirls' anti-piracy method of putting an intentionally-strange message onscreen for people to, inevitably, post about online because they didn't know what it meant. Once they did, they were outed as a pirate because the message only appears for people who cracked the game.

    • @zwarriorkrillin6400
      @zwarriorkrillin6400 3 года назад +686

      There was a similar one for Garry's Mod where the game would crash at random with a message there was an "error shading polygon normals". people went to get tech support and got dunked on instead

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 3 года назад +695

      i love the old tweet where someone asked what that screen meant and the skullgirls twitter replied 'it means you should buy the game'

    • @skapokonroll
      @skapokonroll 3 года назад +276

      I remember that also happened with one of the Batman Arkham games, where in pirated copies you couldn't glide with Batman's cape. So whenever someone asked how to beat a certain part, they would be told they were playing a pirated version of the game

    • @ausar4148
      @ausar4148 3 года назад +210

      Reminds me of how in mirrors edge, if you pirate the game, your character will slow down when you approach a ramp, making jumps impossible, what troll

    • @beardalaxy
      @beardalaxy 3 года назад +180

      Iirc Sims 4 did something where the naked censor would go over your entire character instead of just the middle of them, so when people complained that the censor was too big everyone knew.

  • @derenyilmaz3598
    @derenyilmaz3598 3 года назад +856

    It's crazy that the piracy message on just shapes and beats ends with "you're the best!" The fact that the creator can show players that are playing illegally respect and trying to teach them how to support their favourite creators while not spending money is just very heart warming

    • @Jhud69
      @Jhud69 3 года назад +97

      Same. I really loved that. If I saw this message even if I was in a tough situation I'd save up to actually buy the game. I sometimes pirate games just to try them out if they don't have a demo and if I love them enough I buy them - if they're indie games, even in multiple copies (I have at least 5 copies of Don't Starve and Stardew Valley...), especially if I end up liking the developer. But for expensive games made by shit AAA devs like The Sims 4 I see no reason to get them legally honestly.

    • @theraymunator
      @theraymunator 3 года назад +68

      As someone who actually can't pay for half of my games, it's cool when developers do that. They have absolutely no reason to show sympathy to people who pirate games, yet there are people that do. That's nice. Really nice.

    • @faeb.9618
      @faeb.9618 3 года назад +28

      as someone who just has enough money for my own needs and still has to save up a lot just to have a working laptop, that honestly warms my heart. it's so nice to know that some of these creators know not all players are just greedy people that refuse to spend money. i've promised myself that if i can afford it, i'll buy all these games that i have been playing pirated once i am able to, and this kind of messages really motivates me to do that.

    • @normal_username3231
      @normal_username3231 3 года назад

      I feel like that could have turned out really bad for the creator. Since it does nothing there are no consequences it could have lead to a lot more people pirating

    • @faeb.9618
      @faeb.9618 3 года назад +24

      @@normal_username3231 to be fair, if someone wants to pirate a game nowadayas there really isn't much to stop them, considering the technological advances. and there's actually a lot of people that pirate out of not having the means to buy a game rather than being genuinely uncaring and not wanting to spend money they have. at least with a kind message like this they're more likely to convince people to help the developers out, i imagine a spiteful message and harmful code is more likely to make them keep pirating

  • @Shry99
    @Shry99 Год назад +268

    I think another reason it feels so scary is that As a kid the idea of being accused of something you didn’t do is part of what makes it so terrifying too…
    Almost everyone has had some experience with a parent or teacher punishing you for something you didn’t do but being helpless to defend yourself. Imagine that but it’s yo

    • @SpookusMcDoofus
      @SpookusMcDoofus Год назад +37

      I remember playing a pirated version of diddy Kong in the dark (without knowing it was pirated) and when that anti piracy screen showed up, I felt scared and like I had become the FBI’s most wanted

    • @pyro-millie5533
      @pyro-millie5533 3 дня назад

      You unlocked some core memories for me there…

  • @aqgpandemic5406
    @aqgpandemic5406 3 года назад +614

    My personal favorite video game thing related to piracy is from Darkwood, the developer got a message from someone who was couldn’t afford to buy the game and in response the devs put a full real rom of it on the Pirate Bay, with an official message from them saying this is for people who want to play the game but aren’t sure if they’ll like it or might not be able to afford it. Then it had a link the where you could officially buy the game and just asked people to buy it officially if they liked it or when they had enough money.

    • @Tuntor689
      @Tuntor689 3 года назад +73

      Good dev

    • @PencilNova
      @PencilNova 3 года назад +35

      That's what i would do as an anti-piracy measure,or like the JSaB one

    • @zoki4291
      @zoki4291 3 года назад +61

      Chad Darkwood devs. As someone who couldn't afford a lot of games growing up, I am kinda thankful

    • @giorgiiobidze351
      @giorgiiobidze351 3 года назад +5

      Pure legends

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 3 года назад +16

      The best anti piracy is pirating it yourself so you can control the damage as much as possible.
      After all, honestly, online games aside(and not even always) people WILL pirate your game sooner or later, so might as well try and sway their opinion as much as possible in a productive and effective way till it's possible.

  • @billyblood8993
    @billyblood8993 3 года назад +5758

    Fun fact: If you pirate Wii Sports Resort, Matt comes to your house and curb stomps you

    • @TruzzleBruh
      @TruzzleBruh 3 года назад +109

      That happens without owning Wii Sports Resort! Oh wait I live in Jacksonville...

    • @significantgumption
      @significantgumption 3 года назад +54

      Damn it matt, not again!

    • @smallsthetimelord4066
      @smallsthetimelord4066 3 года назад +30

      Yup. Just one of the many ways to get matt to come to your house and curb stomp you.

    • @significantgumption
      @significantgumption 3 года назад +17

      @@smallsthetimelord4066 dude last time he came over he was salty I clapped him 60-0 smh 🤦‍♂️

    • @fant0m763
      @fant0m763 3 года назад +4

      In the game AND irl????

  • @DeliciousHotShmoze
    @DeliciousHotShmoze 3 года назад +4019

    That last one is so freaking wholesome. No judgement, no halting progress, no malice. Just the dev kindly making a simple request that even ends with him still saying “you are the best.”

    • @Tower_Swagman
      @Tower_Swagman 3 года назад +69

      I hope more devs do this

    • @D14MBK
      @D14MBK 3 года назад +14

      That's fucking boring what is wrong with you?

    • @Gamesmarts194
      @Gamesmarts194 3 года назад +93

      Honestly it takes a bit of balls to do that in my opinion.

    • @masteralbi6595
      @masteralbi6595 3 года назад +155

      @@D14MBK whats wrong with YOU?

    • @rocketlanterns
      @rocketlanterns 3 года назад +116

      @@Tower_Swagman Another game that does this is Freedom Planet, where they programmed an entire cutscene with the 2 main characters and full voice acting that esssentially does the JSaB thing of "we aint gonna stop you, but please consider helping out if you do like the game".

  • @conair2786
    @conair2786 2 года назад +786

    Before this, I was watching compilations of fake anti-piracy screens and it slowly evolved into nothing but cheap scares. Most of the Mario ones end with Mario screaming "MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAA" and it got really REALLY annoying. After watching this video and seeing the Just Shapes and Beats anti-piracy, it felt very satisfying.

    • @cylan787
      @cylan787 2 года назад +62

      I'm sure that the "MMMMMAMMMMAAAMMMAAA" is from a stupid video that makes weird sounds with the Mario voice lines, it's very funny and I can't remember the name

    • @conair2786
      @conair2786 2 года назад +24

      @@cylan787 Yeah. I legit can't take it seriously because I already knew the origin. Lmao

    • @cylan787
      @cylan787 2 года назад +5

      @@conair2786 what was the name of the video?

    • @conair2786
      @conair2786 2 года назад +26

      @@cylan787 it's literally called "Mario screaming"

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ Год назад +11

      yeah... many anti piracy is just annoying things
      spyro did that a shitload of trolling

  • @niphfm
    @niphfm 3 года назад +3254

    My favourite anti-piracy isn't even really anti-piracy. In each game of the Rhythm Heaven series, the developers leave a message in the "Read Something" section of the cafe, saying something like "Hi, thank you for buying Rhythm Heaven, we hope you enjoy" and it fills my heart with sadness and guilt knowing that their gratitude is being wasted on a pirate.

    • @trevorragan3572
      @trevorragan3572 3 года назад +504

      *emotionally torture the pirates*

    • @jaden8923
      @jaden8923 3 года назад +40

      i still pirate rhythm heaven
      i downloaded mega mix but haven't played yet

    • @hero-bo7qc
      @hero-bo7qc 3 года назад +208

      Its like the scrapped anti-piracy from freedom planet where lilac and Carol say they think the game is pirated but still let you play and tell you to donate to them, kill em with kindness I guess

    • @MaimaiKuroshiro
      @MaimaiKuroshiro 3 года назад +63

      That's much worse, honestly.

    • @kirbo857
      @kirbo857 3 года назад +22

      Finally someone on the internet remembers this game and imma be ho eat the bartender was a lifesaver

  • @suicune3776
    @suicune3776 3 года назад +3176

    "Why a giant portion of my viewers are suddenly REALLY REALLY interested in Mario party D.S."
    That's extremely funny for some reason

    • @gengar-edits3457
      @gengar-edits3457 3 года назад +7

      that's suicune from pokken

    • @jamesmoore7755
      @jamesmoore7755 3 года назад +14

      @@gengar-edits3457 sure is

    • @kacpercicharski4193
      @kacpercicharski4193 3 года назад +6

      Omg it's suicune from pokken, is the imposter sus? We need to know

    • @suicune3776
      @suicune3776 3 года назад +4

      @@kacpercicharski4193 The imposter isn't sus, I'm totally the real suicune, not just some random guy on the internet pretending to be a pokemon....
      >w< stop staring!

    • @kacpercicharski4193
      @kacpercicharski4193 3 года назад +5

      I was Just asking if the impostor was sus, and it appears that you outed yourself, im sorry i must do this, but i must signal the emergency meeting.

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord 3 года назад +2072

    The Pokemon character who said “Buy it or die!” Wasn’t an anti-piracy NPC, he was just from New Hampshire!

    • @spiffyavatar3611
      @spiffyavatar3611 3 года назад +16

      underrated

    • @yukikursosaki200
      @yukikursosaki200 3 года назад +41

      What else did we expect, lol? The state's motto is "Live Free or Die", so "Buy it or Die" would be a close second!

    • @T3KNUG3T5
      @T3KNUG3T5 3 года назад +8

      As a Granite Stater.
      I believe it.

    • @b.n.d1540
      @b.n.d1540 3 года назад +2

      I can confirm; this is 100% real

    • @GalaxyOpal56
      @GalaxyOpal56 3 года назад +4

      as someone from new hampshire, it seems true lol

  • @Zaurthur
    @Zaurthur 2 года назад +157

    Ive forgotten a few times the name of this game, but when I was really young I had a game with a "feelie" where you had to type something in from the manual. Being like 5 I didn't understand and when I couldn't figure it out, the character called me a liar, the game would crash with a dialog box saying my character was devoured by rats. I remember crying.

    • @jan_Eten
      @jan_Eten 5 месяцев назад +2

      kings quest 3?

  • @ytazzy5800
    @ytazzy5800 3 года назад +734

    There is actually a way to trigger the Cuphead "Anti-Piracy" reverse song, but it has nothing to do with piracy. If you get to the final boss fight against the Devil, before the start of the fight, there is a short cutscene in which you either hand over the contracts, or refuse to. If you hand the contracts over, you get the bad ending to the game, and the credits role. Once the credits are done, stick around on the title screen. That's where the reverse song can be heard. I'm not sure if it's the same one, but it's the closest thing to the supposed anti-piracy method that I know of.

    • @MetaBloxer
      @MetaBloxer 3 года назад +78

      It could be tested. If you replace the audio file with something more distinct, it would either play or not play at the end.
      Bonus points if you use All Star by Smash Mouth or something like it.

    • @curtisplays21
      @curtisplays21 3 года назад +6

      @@MetaBloxer yes

    • @Redokev
      @Redokev 3 года назад +8

      As i heard they were about to add it as a anti piracy but they decided not to

    • @ytazzy5800
      @ytazzy5800 3 года назад +6

      @@MetaBloxer I don’t have the game on steam, but I’ll try to get it and hopefully I’ll come back with results.

    • @loganstewart7105
      @loganstewart7105 3 года назад +2

      @@ytazzy5800 well? Anything?

  • @astral6749
    @astral6749 3 года назад +998

    That last part was actually very wholesome and would make me want to buy the game even more compared to other anti-piracy solutions.

    • @fayezfawzi3255
      @fayezfawzi3255 3 года назад +115

      precisely. It shows someone who actually understands the end player because he has been there himself.

    • @darienb1127
      @darienb1127 3 года назад +16

      Freedom Planet also does something similar as well

    • @renhaker
      @renhaker 3 года назад +5

      the game is fun too

    • @UBvtuber
      @UBvtuber 3 года назад +23

      @@fayezfawzi3255 Yep that's quite the difference from major game publishers who have corporate assholes asking for these screens and who don't know or care a damn about poor gamers. Nintendo especially could really benefit from people like this calling the shots.

    • @kofimoon-vv-8279
      @kofimoon-vv-8279 3 года назад +8

      Kinda like with Stardew Valley
      Although I don't think it has a piracy screen I heard people were feeling bad after pirating it or something

  • @fiend-off-the-grid
    @fiend-off-the-grid 3 года назад +1544

    7:53 fun fact: this audio actually ISN'T unused! It's used whenever the player goes through the "bad end" of the game (where you actually hand over the soul contracts to the devil instead of triggering the bossfight.) after the short cutscene, it will boot you back to the title screen and will play this audio file instead of the normal title screen audio (dunno why people made it into an antipiracy creepypasta)

    • @rhettdajet5028
      @rhettdajet5028 3 года назад +61

      I was waiting for someone to say this haha

    • @Octol1ng
      @Octol1ng 3 года назад +64

      No no, this bad ending FEELS like creepypasta

    • @maesaliva
      @maesaliva 3 года назад +27

      Oh my, that would scare younger me so much
      To be honest it’d scare me today

    • @bruhlono
      @bruhlono 3 года назад +5

      isnt the bad ending title screen just backwards, nothing else?

    • @fiend-off-the-grid
      @fiend-off-the-grid 3 года назад +20

      @@bruhlono no, it's the song that's backwards, not the actual screen

  • @exotericidymnic3530
    @exotericidymnic3530 Год назад +69

    My favorite anti-piracy measure will always be Batman Arkham Asylum, simply because some guy complained on twitter at the devs that he couldn't get out of the starting area (the measure disabled Batman's gliding ability). Needless to say the devs pointed out what was happening.

  • @erkenred
    @erkenred 3 года назад +1558

    Actually for cuphead, that “spooky noise/song” is what plays when you choose (spoiler) to sell out to the devil. The next time you go to the title screen after getting that ending, that song will play.

    • @Stefanoabed05
      @Stefanoabed05 3 года назад +8

      Very interesting

    • @Power_Harmonia
      @Power_Harmonia 3 года назад +90

      @B N9476 You are absolutely right
      According to the rumours, if you get the bad ending, the title music just reverses. The creepy version will play if you pirate the game.
      (Again, it is all rumours, which are proven false.)

    • @willowids369
      @willowids369 3 года назад +62

      @@Power_Harmonia except that's proven incorrect in this exact video. There's no antipiracy measures. No checks or anything. The file's just in the game.

    • @Power_Harmonia
      @Power_Harmonia 3 года назад +15

      @@willowids369 I was going off the myth. Ik it is not real.

    • @Khosumi
      @Khosumi 3 года назад +6

      @@Power_Harmonia that's not what it looked like you were saying.

  • @azyjmexcuseokstop924
    @azyjmexcuseokstop924 3 года назад +540

    I remember that on zelda spirit tracks, the antipiracy would deactivate your train controls when going to the castle for the first time. Since you cannot whistle the pig out of the way, you hit it and cannot restart your train. I always found this one very elegant.

    • @zoki4291
      @zoki4291 3 года назад +39

      As someone who played the pirated version of spirit tracks till the end (poor kid, parents wouldn't dare buy me everything, you get the drill), like actually finished it and all, but for some reason as if it's some hidden memory I remember the anti-piracy measure happening, despite actually never happening.

    • @justinw.2168
      @justinw.2168 3 года назад +14

      Holy shit. It's probably been 10 years since I encountered that on my ds as a kid. Thank you for solving a mystery of my childhood I had forgot about

    • @mohammadsaddam4560
      @mohammadsaddam4560 3 года назад +3

      Damn i've played the pirated rom and boy i think its a broken game

    • @bmrabbit
      @bmrabbit 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I remember pirating it and not knowing why it just doesn't work lol.

    • @killgaet6253
      @killgaet6253 3 года назад +2

      OH IT WAS THIS!
      oooh now i understand, but funnily enough, it sometimes happened but sometimes not, like i remember that i could only have either spirit track or phantom hourglass, when i installed one, the other wouldn't work anymore.

  • @pedropimenta896
    @pedropimenta896 2 года назад +4683

    Dude caught you pirating his game but isnt mad, admits guilt, gives insight, shares constructive criticism and affirms you're the best in the end? What an absolute legend!!

    • @Itomon
      @Itomon 2 года назад +207

      probably canadian

    • @frankpetersberger7367
      @frankpetersberger7367 2 года назад +48

      @@Itomon Oh, Canada-

    • @MeLlamoBauti
      @MeLlamoBauti 2 года назад +95

      literally a gigachad

    • @deadvirgin428
      @deadvirgin428 2 года назад +21

      Yeah and he also calls you a thief? Are we forgetting that part? When he says "pirating is stealing"? Even though you're not taking anything from anyone?

    • @wootska
      @wootska 2 года назад +5

      @@Itomon Nah, never met one nice Canadian

  • @agitated_cat
    @agitated_cat 2 года назад +1258

    Can confirm scary anti piracy once. I was playing Geometry Dash and the game suddenly crashed, my phone levitated out of my hand, spilled my coffee, and went on a rampage screaming "DONT COMMIT CRIMES" and killing everyone in the house. I now live in a pile of ash and no longer have a phone

    • @SP4C1AL_
      @SP4C1AL_ 2 года назад +17

      Did it try to kill you too?

    • @theotherdashmelted
      @theotherdashmelted 2 года назад +7

      I can give you this gigachad badge

    • @nept2ned
      @nept2ned 2 года назад +7

      can i also give you the cheese badge?

    • @dan.nandlal
      @dan.nandlal 2 года назад +1

      Nice try trying to trick people, its fake

    • @nept2ned
      @nept2ned 2 года назад +14

      @@dan.nandlal ITS OBVIOUS. (man i wish youtube wasn’t so strict.)

  • @mesoc3075
    @mesoc3075 3 года назад +5804

    I booted up a legitimate copy of five nights of freddy’s and Freddy entered my home and ate my newborn brother and hit my shins with a scooter

    • @mindsmurf5282
      @mindsmurf5282 3 года назад +115

      damn are you okay?

    • @picopogandolly9982
      @picopogandolly9982 3 года назад +270

      Your lucky Freddy did the grubhub dance and stole my fridge

    • @walkertang
      @walkertang 3 года назад +104

      That happened to me too, Freddy who for some reason was dressed in completely black enter my house through the window and stole all my parent's jewelry then left

    • @notcute-qh8og
      @notcute-qh8og 3 года назад +45

      I think the worst part about this is I, can so vividly imagine this happening

    • @autistichades5552
      @autistichades5552 3 года назад +40

      You weren’t ready for Freddy!

  • @quack5210
    @quack5210 2 года назад +3895

    My favorite Anti-Piracy system is the one of Enter the Gungeon, or rather Mod the Gungeon. If you have a pirated copy of the game and decide to install mod the gungeon, instead of starting a normal run it starts you in a room where you can only enter a boss arena. There 10 Lord of the jammed spawn (an unkillable enemy which only spawns when certain criteria are met) which almost instantly kill you due to their attack patterns. It doesnt even end there. After that the game crashes and opens two windows in your browser. These are the Steam page of Enter the Gungeon and the Lazy Town song of You are a Pirate

    • @its-so-ouverture
      @its-so-ouverture 2 года назад +699

      the fact that they used you are a pirate sent me

    • @dream_walker9726
      @dream_walker9726 2 года назад +41

      @@its-so-ouverture same

    • @DragoonDyte
      @DragoonDyte 2 года назад +222

      The devs are so creative

    • @iaminpain.
      @iaminpain. 2 года назад +35

      dang that’s good

    • @BrawlRetro
      @BrawlRetro 2 года назад +98

      I tried to transfer enter the gungeon from my Xbox to a windows laptop and that happened

  • @impossibletowel7085
    @impossibletowel7085 3 года назад +8390

    Imagine the undertale anti-piracy just makes the sans fight go on forever.

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 3 года назад +682

      or imagine if it made the toriel fight have her just never start feeling sorry for you so people don't notice until after maybe like 3 deaths and way too much time put into trying to spare her

    • @Lime3Deez
      @Lime3Deez 3 года назад +197

      1 day later: undertale anti piracy screen! 123445609876hours and 33.8 minutes

    • @impossibletowel7085
      @impossibletowel7085 3 года назад +99

      @Simple Secrets Then I guess it removes the mercy button.

    • @thekremlingking8200
      @thekremlingking8200 3 года назад +120

      I think a neat anti piracy for undertale would be only having act and item. But this only happening after torial runs some errands.

    • @ThatCosmohoganyMelon
      @ThatCosmohoganyMelon 3 года назад +60

      @Simple Secrets I HAVE AN IDEA! WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SANS HE FIGHTS YOU AND IT NEVER ENDS

  • @moonythespoonie9551
    @moonythespoonie9551 2 года назад +163

    It's one of the common examples, but I'm fond of Skullgirls-style anti-piracy that doesn't actually disrupt the game, just does something weird that tricks pirates into outing themselves

    • @TheOriginalSide1
      @TheOriginalSide1 Год назад +5

      What is it?

    • @moonythespoonie9551
      @moonythespoonie9551 Год назад +51

      @@TheOriginalSide1 There's a little popup asking what the square root of a fish is, pirates kept going online to ask what that meant

    • @TheOriginalSide1
      @TheOriginalSide1 Год назад +13

      @@moonythespoonie9551 reminds me of Gmod and game dev tycoon

    • @7tales311
      @7tales311 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@moonythespoonie9551 madmax had something similar with a nigh unkillable enemy in one level that was very specific.

  • @RockhopperRio
    @RockhopperRio 3 года назад +415

    One time I booted up my copy of a Tech Rules video. For the first fee minutes, everything played out normally, but then all of a sudden, the audio got super distorted, to the point where it became unbearable to listen to. Then all of a sudden, Mario started staring at me with blood red eyes and told me in a raspy voice: “Piracy is no party.”

    • @theeagle7552
      @theeagle7552 3 года назад +40

      And then his hyper realistic eyes started bleeding

    • @klunk4683
      @klunk4683 3 года назад +11

      Don't mess with mario

    • @renhaker
      @renhaker 3 года назад +10

      then after that the game showed me a picture of my grave with freddy freaked dancing on it!!!!1!1!!1!1!!!1! so scary

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 3 года назад +5

      And when I refreshed the page, it took me to a new RUclips video that screamed at me, "WOULD YOU STEAL A CAR?"

    • @Grexius
      @Grexius 3 года назад +4

      Should've turned off adblock. >:/

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 3 года назад +630

    I like that the Ace Attorney one turns the language into a fictional language from two of Capcom's aeries

    • @MrMegaManFan
      @MrMegaManFan 3 года назад +5

      Into aerials, up so high...

    • @AyrisX86
      @AyrisX86 3 года назад +4

      Wouldn't that take up a lot of space, to contain the entirety of the game's text again but in a fake language?

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 3 года назад +5

      @@AyrisX86 there is a thing called a font

    • @picopogandolly9982
      @picopogandolly9982 3 года назад +1

      @@Mama-Luigi LMFAO

  • @tumbus420
    @tumbus420 2 года назад +1047

    as a kid and even now, the scariest part of anti piracy protections was less so the imagery or tactics used, and more so the concept that the game was (or at least seemed) self aware. one that i particularly remember terrifying me though was the Rayman 2 antipiracy, which had a huge number of measures taken but the most notable is a giant sprite of the scary robots from the game covering your screen while a message tells you to insert the disc. what’s scarier for a kid is that it pops up abruptly and unexpectedly, and often for no reason as it happened so frequently as a bug that Ubisoft had to release a downloadable patch to prevent the anti piracy measures from triggering on unsuspecting (and undeserving), lawful players.

    • @SassmasterMaxie
      @SassmasterMaxie 2 года назад +39

      I experienced this one myself! As a kid it did freak me out.

    • @user-qo9is7sh2i
      @user-qo9is7sh2i 2 года назад +26

      You are absolutely correct on what makes anti-piracy screens scary.

    • @talvarado2834
      @talvarado2834 2 года назад +4

      That's traumatizing

    • @chillfactory9000
      @chillfactory9000 11 месяцев назад

      I hated the safety screens for this reason too.

  • @RubyBlueUwU
    @RubyBlueUwU 2 года назад +101

    When I was very young my dad had a few pirated and fake copies of games that I wasn’t really aware were fake (it wasn’t really something I was old enough to understand) so encountering any of these measures was always weird and jarring to me and I can imagine that’s the root of many (not all) people talking abt how they were freaked out by these…their parents or siblings had fake copies, they didn’t know or understand, game feels like it’s accusing you directly of sin

  • @funnilywordedfunnyman824
    @funnilywordedfunnyman824 3 года назад +704

    I had this experience, one time when i was 3 months old i ended up accidentally stomping on the cartridge and shattering it into pieces. I put the shards into the console and it gave me an anti-piracy screen and then combusted into flames. I immediately died from the explosion.

    • @opossumontheinternet9864
      @opossumontheinternet9864 3 года назад +46

      I thought this was real for a second. Too bad it isn't.

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 3 года назад +75

      @@opossumontheinternet9864 what do you mean this is totally legit

    • @arturoki4028
      @arturoki4028 3 года назад +5

      same

    • @i-sore
      @i-sore 3 года назад +38

      I had a similar experience except it happened to me when I was 9174 years old and I broke the cartidge with my laser feet

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 3 года назад +33

      Happened to me too, but I survived the explosion and after my tragic accident I got elected president of every country in the world except Peru.

  • @tweekkat
    @tweekkat 3 года назад +706

    Once I tried pirating Yakuza 0. Majima came to my house and beat the shit out of me, screamed something in Japanese, and stole my money

    • @Salmonator2000
      @Salmonator2000 2 года назад +55

      Wow, must have been a prototype for the "Majima Everywhere" system in Yakuza Kiwami.

    • @CyberdustStudios
      @CyberdustStudios 2 года назад +3

      Same but with Santa-san

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 2 года назад +7

      Same, best day of my life.

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster 2 года назад +3

      the worst part is that you now have no money :(

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 2 года назад +16

      I know it's taking it very literally, but I like to think Majima just roared the Japanese word for 'something' at the top of their lungs.

  • @ayylien2432
    @ayylien2432 3 года назад +481

    Can you imagine being in jail like:
    "So what are you in for?"
    prisoner: "i murdered 7 people, robbed 3 houses and a bank, and commited arson. What about you?"
    Pirate: "i was too poor for micheal jackson rhythm game" :'(

  • @WinEntity
    @WinEntity 2 года назад +342

    I recall Scott Cawthon specifically mentioning that he didn't mind if people pirated FNaF, and went so far as to add his own version of the game to piratebay. That version would play completely normally, until exiting, upon which Golden Freddy would jumpscare you. It's possible that this was just something that someone attributed to him. However, if I recall, that's how the FNaF anti-piracy story began.

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 Год назад +45

      That totally sounds like a thing Scott Cawthon would do.

    • @SuperM789
      @SuperM789 Год назад +70

      This is confirmed to be false

    • @Goro_Maj1ma
      @Goro_Maj1ma Год назад +3

      ​@@SuperM789makes sense. All the genuinely cool things usually are. But yay! At least we get to have sad, pathetic losers debunking everything and sucking all joy from the internet .😍

    • @DJays4
      @DJays4 11 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@Goro_Maj1maThe fact that you are genuinely mad about someone saying a single added jumpscare to fnaf isn't real is like
      You gotta get your priorities straight

    • @mr.jitterspam9552
      @mr.jitterspam9552 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@DJays4fr, if they get so butthurt, then theyre also miserable twats

  • @itsmagic1244
    @itsmagic1244 3 года назад +2081

    Apparently the “pirata” sound file in La Abadia Del Crimen is larger than the actual game itself

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 года назад +369

      Guess they really care about traumatizing kids

    • @be_lla2940
      @be_lla2940 3 года назад +23

      @@yellobanana6456 Mexican kods

    • @be_lla2940
      @be_lla2940 3 года назад +4

      Kids

    • @alexg9601
      @alexg9601 3 года назад +291

      @@be_lla2940 Spanish people, not every spanish-speaking person is mexican, racist gringo

    • @agus_moon
      @agus_moon 3 года назад +224

      @@be_lla2940 Lo siento no hablo School Shooting

  • @imakoolguy4251
    @imakoolguy4251 3 года назад +245

    Subnautica has an anti piracy feature that is on the pause menu that says “ if you enjoy playing our game please consider supporting us by purchasing a copy.”

    • @MusharnaMush
      @MusharnaMush 2 года назад +1

      Id just pirate that out /s

    • @Dumbone.
      @Dumbone. 2 года назад +1

      Damn they should give you a choice (the q is continue playing)
      Yes would tp you the void with a shit ton of ghost leviathans
      No would just boot you off the game

  • @bluwzrdphone
    @bluwzrdphone 3 года назад +362

    My favorite anti-piracy measure is still the one for the game developer simulator, where your studio goes bankrupt and it ends with the message about piracy ruining your studio because no one needed to buy it.

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 3 года назад +31

      Meta as hell

    • @Mafootion
      @Mafootion 2 года назад +16

      Yeah this ruined the experience of the game for me. I paid for it in a genuine way and it popped up every time I tried to play it. I thought it was the end of the game. And it ended with some message about piracy. I did find out the game thought I was using a pirated version but I just remember the emotions I felt at the time and never gone back to play it again.

    • @karloveliki5373
      @karloveliki5373 2 года назад +4

      Pirated that game, got the message but never actually went bankrupt. Thought it was just a normal feature

    • @ZachAttack6089
      @ZachAttack6089 Месяц назад

      4:06

  • @Shrewdilus
    @Shrewdilus Год назад +71

    I think the reason people remember anti piracy screens isn’t because of video games, but because of movies. A lot of vhs and dvds would start with an anti piracy screen that can feel upsetting and confusing to kids

    • @lindseylindsey9200
      @lindseylindsey9200 3 месяца назад +2

      I remember hearing that FBI was one of the first words my cousin learned to read because of those

  • @thewindwakinghero7423
    @thewindwakinghero7423 3 года назад +2890

    "shameless plug, but hey you're playing illegally"

    • @Itachi-ce3jx
      @Itachi-ce3jx 3 года назад +14

      how come their are no replies with 567 likes loool

    • @goon5665
      @goon5665 3 года назад +59

      I guess people should go to berzerk.tv
      Wait... Was that a way to try to get pirate to learn to become game devs to then help them on their next game?! Holy moly that is galaxy brain

    • @Itachi-ce3jx
      @Itachi-ce3jx 3 года назад +2

      @@goon5665 😑

    • @aurafox1
      @aurafox1 3 года назад +39

      @@goon5665 Or maybe the message was to fool the player into a false sense of security and berzerk.tv was actually a cruise to single out everybody who pirated the game and to have them all arrested.

    • @goon5665
      @goon5665 3 года назад +30

      @@aurafox1 ah yes. Large brain

  • @ctrlaltrepeat245
    @ctrlaltrepeat245 3 года назад +914

    “Diddy Kong is in jail because he pirated a game.”
    Yoshi with tax fraud, Diddy with piracy

  • @romance0038
    @romance0038 3 года назад +711

    why the hell did i start crying from that anti piracy message at the end
    he’s so understanding and supportive of the people who’re playing his game in any form

    • @richie1002
      @richie1002 3 года назад +8

      You're disappointed with yourself for expecting the worse out of people, perhaps? Just giving out ideas

    • @hahaisntitfunny5579
      @hahaisntitfunny5579 3 года назад +62

      @@richie1002 Do you only read newspapers filled with horoscopes

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 3 года назад +25

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @alexiarosalia
      @alexiarosalia 3 года назад

      @@jvpro2076 rickrolled I am😔

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 3 года назад +4

      @@alexiarosalia damn, i rickrolled yoda!

  • @AhsokaSnipz
    @AhsokaSnipz 2 года назад +132

    As far as I'm aware, my favorite Anti-Piracy is in Batman Arkham Asylum where it disables the cape and you need to glide pretty early on so you can't progress.

    • @ls190v2
      @ls190v2 Год назад +15

      People said Batman was flapping like a chicken on Twitter, unknowingly exposing themselves!

  • @insaniac2021
    @insaniac2021 3 года назад +1083

    I once triggered anti-piracy on my Otamatone. It just played a “wah” sound whenever I touched it. No one believes me though!

    • @Cel_xx
      @Cel_xx 3 года назад +22

      I swear I've seen you comment on a completely unrelated video before lol

    • @insaniac2021
      @insaniac2021 3 года назад +48

      @@Cel_xx That means my plan is working well…

    • @leo79033
      @leo79033 3 года назад +11

      Hey i have an otamatone

    • @somedummyonyoutube3362
      @somedummyonyoutube3362 2 года назад +6

      sully knows your location
      *_s t a r t r u n n i n g_*

    • @burnv06
      @burnv06 2 года назад +6

      It became Waluigi

  • @allieherba
    @allieherba 3 года назад +971

    6:50 On the topic of receiving false anti-piracy warnings on games without hacks, there was one time where I was playing Super Mario 64 and I got to the part where you fight Bowser for the first time. Except instead of the floor dropping and letting me into the level, Mario turned around to face the camera. He had hyperrealistic, blood-stained eyes and a toothy grin, and then he went on to name my home address, birth date, mother's maiden name, and the name of my first-born son (I don't even have children!) It was pretty crazy stuff, so yeah this actually does happen to people.

    • @jaminkeyz5016
      @jaminkeyz5016 3 года назад +95

      Well at least you know that your gonna get laid

    • @thehumanspiderling
      @thehumanspiderling 3 года назад +18

      @@jaminkeyz5016 He gets a Family

    • @SoloRox
      @SoloRox 3 года назад +2

      hoodoo viewer?

    • @noob___
      @noob___ 3 года назад +50

      One hyperrealistic morning I woke up in my hyperrealistic bed next to my hyperrealistic lamp and hyperrealistic desk
      Then my hyperrealistic eyes saw my hyperrealistic window, after that I walked to my hyperrealistic kitchen with my hyperrealistic feet and hyperrealistic legs, then ate my hyperrealistic food with my hyperrealistic mouth then I realised that I cut my self with my hyperrealistic fork and hyperrealistic blood and started bleeding hyperrealistically

    • @CT-1118
      @CT-1118 3 года назад +3

      Every copy of Mario 64 is personalized

  • @ThatguycalledJoe
    @ThatguycalledJoe 3 года назад +640

    "I'm not exactly sure how these screens would be triggered so easily?"
    Dead battery. I had this problem with Donkey Kong Country. All I can tell you is that the cart had no saves on it, so the quickest road to an answer is to just assume that the cart was freakin out because of a dead battery. I guess you have an SNES cart with a battery and you want to test it at the expense of the game's saves, just desolder it, pop it out, then try running the cart without it.
    Fun fact about DKC, if the game is in this state, you can still play the animal buddy bonus stages with the DYDDY code. Can't abuse that to get into the rest of the game, though.
    I love that about that Fire Red deal. I've always had a fascination with the idea of dumping a ROM that's actually very discreetly modified in some small way just to screw with people.
    Now I wish one of the Danganronpa games had an anti-piracy where one of the characters just drops dead for no apparent reason and the resolution of the trial is that the player is the Blackened for pirating the game, but Monokuma decides that since an execution is impossible and they've already gone through more trouble than the whole situation was worth anyway, the game just crashes.

    • @Who-zo2bu
      @Who-zo2bu 3 года назад +21

      This post deserves much more attention

    • @novra5418
      @novra5418 3 года назад +32

      That's cool! I would love to see danganronpa do it if they decided to add this in the game

    • @Kibtea
      @Kibtea 3 года назад +24

      itd be so funny if it were the protag 2. like u just drop dead bc u pirated the game lol

    • @perplexasaurusrex6217
      @perplexasaurusrex6217 3 года назад +13

      @@Kibtea That's a pretty funny thought too, you just have to sit through all the NPCs sloooooooooowly trying to solve the case and Byakuya being an asshole the whole time would be icing on the cake.

    • @329link
      @329link 3 года назад +3

      If you tried to convince me spike chunsoft did something like that, you would have a very easy time.

  • @nerdkingalpha4958
    @nerdkingalpha4958 2 года назад +151

    I remember being a kid back in 1982, and when I was playing the first ever Mario. I triggered the anti piracy by licking the cartridge every day. The game.wouldnt boot up and kept showing swears

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 3 года назад +1482

    As an anti-piracy buff myself, I'm intensely upset that there's so many fakes out there that are confusing newbies.

    • @Falkuzrules
      @Falkuzrules 3 года назад +86

      If any notable amount of people has any interest in something, the internet is gonna take it and start making fakes and ruining it for everyone! Whether it's anti-piracy, "unused" game-over screens, or VHS tapes...

    • @noncreativearts5360
      @noncreativearts5360 3 года назад +18

      I find anti piracy very interesting do you have any videos or examples (that are real) I could look into?

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 3 года назад +53

      @@noncreativearts5360 Head onto TCRF and look at this page - tcrf.net/Category:Games_with_anti-piracy_methods
      It's full of great stuff.
      One of my personal favourites though is Serious Sam 3: Before First Encounter. It's a great example - a giant pink unkillable scorpion monster hunts you throughout the game. Another is Puggsy on the Mega Drive - it kicks you out after like 6 levels and tells you to buy a real copy. It even uses "your" instead of "you're" on the screen!

    • @noncreativearts5360
      @noncreativearts5360 3 года назад +2

      @@JomasterTheSecond thank you so much! I will definitely look into this!

    • @achtopus
      @achtopus 3 года назад +13

      i downloaded a pirated copy of cuphead once, expected to be spooked, i was! the bosses were nightmare fuel!, downloaded yet another pirated copy, threw a cross at my screen to murder the devil once i got to the fight where he looked like smile dog and siren head mixed together, and swore that i would pay for games next time.

  • @untrustfool5646
    @untrustfool5646 3 года назад +3543

    I like how the anti-piracy screen at the end just sounds like “pirating is illegal! but it’s okay, i did it too. you can pay me with exposure if you don’t have money!”

    • @lampshadewhichisblue
      @lampshadewhichisblue 2 года назад +123

      r/boosingcheggars

    • @nexutrosity
      @nexutrosity 2 года назад +12

      @@lampshadewhichisblue o.O

    • @wodawiod5447
      @wodawiod5447 2 года назад +44

      the one time where paying in exposure is OK

    • @geeworm
      @geeworm 2 года назад +14

      @Rion_Guests bussy

    • @starspritechippy
      @starspritechippy 2 года назад +20

      @@pixelgamelvr it *is* the just shapes and beats anti piracy message

  • @snazzymarz2926
    @snazzymarz2926 3 года назад +475

    One of the best anti piracy's i have ever heard is for enter the gungeon. Not the game itself, but the addon, mod the gungeon. When loading the game, you will be instantly killed, and 2 tabs will be opened on your web browser, 1 is a steam page to buy enter the gungeon. And the second is music video you are a pirate from lazy town.

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 3 года назад +169

      Honestly a game opening browser pages would scare me WAY more than any creepypasta stuff. That shit's hella sketch. If the game gets spooky my first thought is "oh, haha they made the anti-piracy spooky". If it opens web pages I think "oh fuck, I installed a trojan on accident".

    • @renhaker
      @renhaker 3 года назад +5

      dont forget the lords of the jammed

    • @nataliasoto9681
      @nataliasoto9681 3 года назад +38

      So for pirating a game, you get to jam out?
      IMMA GO PIRATE MOD THE GUNGEON

    • @snazzymarz2926
      @snazzymarz2926 3 года назад +1

      @@nataliasoto9681 exactly

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 года назад +6

      If I ever make a game, I am 100% taking the opportunity to be a massive memelord.

  • @shadzioz
    @shadzioz 2 года назад +92

    8:23 This track is actually used in Cuphead, as before the final boss fight you have an option to turn in the soul contracts to the devil. If you choose to do so, you become the devil's minions, and after a short cutscene it sends you to the title screen, where said music plays.

    • @Temmie4Life
      @Temmie4Life 2 года назад

      false.
      when i played it restarted the game
      and nothing happened

    • @shadzioz
      @shadzioz 2 года назад +10

      @IncredibleJake690 I'm not saying that the music is the same as anything, (I have no idea where you got that from???) I'm saying that it's used in the game, contrary to what the video says.

    • @thecriticalghost4626
      @thecriticalghost4626 Год назад

      @incrediblejake690 so... The same

    • @KogawaRan
      @KogawaRan 7 месяцев назад +2

      You're almost correct, you need to input the Konami code for said music to play

  • @igunn8632
    @igunn8632 3 года назад +476

    “Shameless plug but you are playing illegally so we will call it quits” made me chuckle

  • @A_Person9900
    @A_Person9900 3 года назад +2323

    I accidentally triggered earth’s anti-piracy and got chucked into the void.
    Edit: I GOT OUT!

    • @Diaisdumb
      @Diaisdumb 3 года назад +67

      Dammit, we TOLD you it was a very serious crime, and to return the copy to the seller!

    • @notkaif
      @notkaif 3 года назад +33

      Dang. Never pirate planets kids

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 3 года назад +24

      Did you evade your taxes

    • @pinkajou656
      @pinkajou656 3 года назад +22

      You should have bought the original Earth.

    • @LolaTheGardevoir
      @LolaTheGardevoir 3 года назад +16

      Did you get reborn from losing all your save progress at the end of the game

  • @RadiantSharaShaymin
    @RadiantSharaShaymin 3 года назад +497

    I just really want to appreciate how, in the JSaB one, he's actually really nice and chill about it. He could have yelled at the player about stealing, but opted to basically say "Yeah, I did this when I was a kid. Here's some constructive ways you could help us :) "

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 3 года назад +47

      I only pirate a game if it's triple A, and the people who actually worked on it won't see the money as it goes to the rich jerks at the top, e.g. if for any reason I was going to play a Ubisoft game I'd not pay because the company defends sexual assault of workers, but I always pay for indie games, especially those from worker co-ops like Tonight We Riot.

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 3 года назад +2

      then do it

    • @drstrangelove307
      @drstrangelove307 3 года назад +2

      @Eggfriend but it’s always at the suffering of the laborer ain’t it.

    • @princessatellaluma
      @princessatellaluma 3 года назад +3

      @Eggfriend YES THANK YOU!!! good to see a fellow comrade on here :))

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 3 года назад

      @@stm7810 Same. Granted, I usually don't play AAA games, but I always buy any indie game I play. I often pirate the Switch version and buy the Steam version when it's at an affordable price. I've even double dipped on a few with either a Switch physical copy or a purchase from a different store (e.g. Shovel Knight, Crypt of the Necrodancer, Hotline Miami).

  • @ThatsJustLikeYourOpinionMan
    @ThatsJustLikeYourOpinionMan 2 года назад +25

    The original Alone in the Dark for early PCs came with a little code booklet. The this was TINY and would fit in your palm. When you booted up the game it told you a random page to turn to in the code book. On that page was a series of images (items from the game that could be in your inventory). You would select those images on that page's code into the game. We lost the book once and couldn't play it for months until we found it again.

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 3 года назад +1498

    Of course it makes sense Luigi would pirate stuff, he does absolutely nothing including not paying for stuff

    • @NerdyColonel160
      @NerdyColonel160 3 года назад +64

      But if he does nothing, he wouldn't pirate either.

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar 3 года назад +89

      This is the same man that didn’t bat an eye when he won a free mansion from a contest he didn’t even enter. I think Luigi is a more insidiously nonchalant figure than we give him credit for.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 3 года назад +53

      The thrilling sequel to Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud, get ready for Luigi Commits Video Game Piracy!

    • @ramonmff5158
      @ramonmff5158 3 года назад +7

      Have you SEEN the mountains of money that dude has?

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin 3 года назад +7

      @@CommanderWiggins Fuck. This comment deserves more love than it's gotten.

  • @FrederykStrife
    @FrederykStrife 3 года назад +559

    I believe the reverse title screen is used when instead of fighting the devil, you hand the souls over, and it boots you to the title screen with that playing

    • @goldenyoyo0791
      @goldenyoyo0791 3 года назад +67

      nah, that's different, the reverse title screen is unused from what I've seen

    • @lukejensen9933
      @lukejensen9933 3 года назад +29

      No the anti-piracy screen is lower pitched, the bad ending one is just backwards

    • @goldenyoyo0791
      @goldenyoyo0791 3 года назад +17

      @@lukejensen9933 well, for one, the backwards one can't be the bad ending because, like he said, the backwards one is completely unused

    • @ondrejzmolik7417
      @ondrejzmolik7417 3 года назад +2

      @@goldenyoyo0791 I've seen a streamer have the reverse title screen after getting the bad ending

    • @thedinofromdinoshittybeat3434
      @thedinofromdinoshittybeat3434 3 года назад +7

      I got both endings and I can confirm this does play with the bad ending

  • @jbabeb8328
    @jbabeb8328 3 года назад +670

    “Sorry I can’t speak English well”
    Literally is the man who said gibberish in ddlc without stuttering once

  • @Camurruuzga
    @Camurruuzga 9 месяцев назад +10

    Fun fact! It is actually possible to trigger that cuphead sound effect. The way its done is: First go do the bad ending by offering your soul to the devil. This will make the title screen theme reversed but not reverb like the "piracy effect" after doing the bad ending, go into the title screen and punch in the Konami Code. This actualy makes that sound play. I'm geniuenly serious.

  • @UCWjF-rlGGWBHxEPLGJXZBoA
    @UCWjF-rlGGWBHxEPLGJXZBoA 3 года назад +1231

    Yes, I would like you to talk about the Baldi's anti piracy.

  • @thatoneVoidDemon
    @thatoneVoidDemon 3 года назад +550

    I'm really glad you're covering anti-piracy stuff. I've been tired of seeing the fake ones when I've been trying to find footage of real ones.

    • @duckyducktm9197
      @duckyducktm9197 3 года назад +46

      SAME ...
      I've been super interested in anti privacy since 2 years ago and now find it difficult to find real ones so techrules is a God send haha

    • @kinggacha7274
      @kinggacha7274 3 года назад +30

      Same, some of the ones I've seen are so very obviously fake too, like they're just jumping on the bandwagon for clicks :/

    • @artq2318
      @artq2318 3 года назад +15

      Same and some of them doesn't make sense like it's probably scary for some people but they don't stop the player to keep playing the game so the anti piracy is useless

    • @xotlxoltyna
      @xotlxoltyna 3 года назад

      @@artq2318 makes sense

    • @dimitriheath6759
      @dimitriheath6759 3 года назад +4

      Same here! The fan-made ones can be cool and all, but the real ones are much more interesting to uncover.

  • @pepesilvia429
    @pepesilvia429 3 года назад +459

    I got an antipiracy screen on SMW when I was three months old, i cried, pee'd my pants and karate chopped my dad in the throat

    • @camman3740
      @camman3740 3 года назад +7

      WHAT THE FUCK!

    • @rixeno
      @rixeno 3 года назад +17

      And then you beat him to death

    • @sarcore_
      @sarcore_ 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @lonewolf711_
      @lonewolf711_ 3 года назад +2

      Is your dad good tho

    • @rixeno
      @rixeno 3 года назад +5

      @@lonewolf711_ nah hes dea'd

  • @huffpapi3597
    @huffpapi3597 Год назад +16

    This just unlocked a core memory for me… wow. Once I bought a used copy of NHL 08 from a GameStop, and when I booted it up in the PS2 it was some samurai game that was completely in Japanese. I had no idea for literally almost 20 years how a NHL disc had a different game on it, but I feel like it might have been a pirated version. My little brother and I just assumed that the dragon on the guys chest on the cover of the game meant it was secretly a game about Samurai.. The funny thing is despite never understanding anything anyone said we ended up figuring everything out and beating the game. We ended up liking it way more than hockey. It was so strange.

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper 2 года назад +427

    My favorite anti-piracy is the Serious Sam 3, where a relentless giant super fast, super aggressive pink invincible scorpion with dual chainguns chases you around the game trying to kill you. It's really funny, because it actually turned into it's whole thing because the game is still entirely playable, and some people consider it to be an ironman challenge type thing, there might even be a speed running subtype for it.

    • @Totally_Bonkers
      @Totally_Bonkers 2 года назад +53

      Uh oh, pirating the game adds a new reason and way to play

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 Год назад +19

      There *absolutely* is a speed running community for the pirated version of this game! 😋 I heard about it a few years back and thought it was hilarious. It's just wild to me that there are people who purposely speedrun and fully complete the previously thought to be impossible pirated version with the immortal pink scorpion chasing them from start to finish. 🤯
      I just double checked on RUclips and there are a few speedruns you can watch that are between 1 hour and a few minutes to around 1½ hours. I was able to find 3 videos in the results (though I didn't scroll down very far) when I searched "Serious Sam 3 DRM Scorpion Speedrun" on RUclips. Lol

    • @i8chocolatecake995
      @i8chocolatecake995 Год назад +11

      @@LilyoftheLake14 that's hilarious im def checking that out asap

    • @bluebaron6811
      @bluebaron6811 Год назад +7

      Imagine making the pirated version more fun for a select number of people lol

  • @KibouTeam
    @KibouTeam 3 года назад +890

    Hey there, developers of Kibou-chan: The Adventure here!
    We've been looking on what anti-piracy measures were used in already released video games for long, just because we're making a video game ourselves and we're taking the creative way also with anti-piracy. We are trying to do our best for both doing effective (and creative!) anti-piracy measures AND allowing game mods at the same time (as long as they don't interfere with game core/each other), so it'll be some challenge. But enough spoilers ;)
    For your material, one interesting thing: you happened to include a chapter about "malicious" anti-piracy measures... but the true "malicious" one I know was in the Japanese visual novel title called Cross Days. The installer asks you to "register" the game after installing, but if the game detects it has been pirated... then there is a hidden keylogger activated in your system, also making random screenshots at random points of time. Then all of them is sent to a third party, along with all the passed registration data, publicly displayed for anyone to view. And demanding ransom and/or public apology on social media for delisting that. Kinda creepy, isn't it?

    • @Toonrick12
      @Toonrick12 3 года назад +191

      Geez, who's the one doing illegal things in that case?

    • @4473021
      @4473021 3 года назад +34

      Jesus

    • @15fakeaccount
      @15fakeaccount 3 года назад +23

      Flight Sim Lab had also password stealer.

    • @KibouTeam
      @KibouTeam 3 года назад +96

      @Retendo: the thing is, they did it all WITH the user's consent - because all that penalties are explicitly stated in the TOS which players had to agree to. It would do its thing in the U.S., because of the culture of TOS becoming an enforceable legally binding contract there (and treated as part of a civil law when it comes to lawsuits around signed TOS documents) - but not on many European countries, in which TOS isn't considered a contract, and its validity or legal boundaries can be questioned - notably under consumer law, which can greatly limit available clauses for business-customer relation cases like this.
      Still, this is a little creepy thing to do, and there are other, better ways :)

    • @Evilmon2
      @Evilmon2 3 года назад +105

      @@Toonrick12 It wasn't the actual devs, it was a 3rd party that attached a ransomware to a pirated Cross Days upload: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_Days#Trojan_scare

  • @phremg535
    @phremg535 3 года назад +709

    I pirated animal crossing and Tom Nook bashed my skull in with all the bells he collected from me 😔

    • @Alyssa-Reddy
      @Alyssa-Reddy 3 года назад +51

      Pretty sure he does that even if you get it legitimately.

    • @UncannilyAdroit
      @UncannilyAdroit 3 года назад +3

      Dude nice. I want That Experience

    • @trickstertwister612
      @trickstertwister612 3 года назад +14

      This one is fake. I pirated animal crossing and when tom nook found out i didnt have enough money for a house he just said "L" and i couldnt continue

    • @SpiralPoli
      @SpiralPoli 3 года назад +2

      Nah man he always does that shit

    • @josiahtrelawny6306
      @josiahtrelawny6306 3 года назад +2

      @@trickstertwister612 L

  • @duduche6869
    @duduche6869 2 года назад +20

    I can confirm about the "Thank you for playing" image that would pop out after 15min or so within CC Ring of Fates. It was one of the first anti-piracy screens I'd ever seen and I didn't understand what it meant at first

  • @Endeboi
    @Endeboi 3 года назад +540

    “Shameless plug, but hey! You’re playing illegally. Let’s call it quits”
    Touché

  • @DJ_Allegretto
    @DJ_Allegretto 3 года назад +378

    Wow. I love the anti-piracy message at the end. The interaction from the developer shows that he cares about his customers and wants to talk with them and help them do the right thing. I also like how he offers to teach people how to make their own games, so they can see why piracy is a big thing. You hardly ever see that in games these days.

    • @accuratememin
      @accuratememin 3 года назад +1

      @Koza plays. not stonks

    • @D14MBK
      @D14MBK 3 года назад

      That's boring asf

    • @DrgoFx
      @DrgoFx 3 года назад +6

      I literally almost cried from how wholesome it was honestly.

  • @magmasajerk
    @magmasajerk 3 года назад +235

    "Everyone is a crewmate and just kills each other out of paranoia." Space Station 13 has this game mode, it's called Extended and it somehow ends up more chaotic than when there are actually bad guys.

    • @tennoskoom9282
      @tennoskoom9282 3 года назад +10

      I swear secret green shift causes a station to fall apart faster than a cult. Someone calls revs, 30m into shift and half the people are round removed. Shuttle docks. Shuttle leaves.
      "EXTENDED"

    • @Stephen-Fox
      @Stephen-Fox 3 года назад +8

      I've done that to my players when moderating a Werewolf game before.

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 3 года назад +3

      it makes sense since it would basically be 10 impostors which is more chaotic than 1, 2 or 3

    • @Bernhar301
      @Bernhar301 3 года назад

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SPACE MAN GAME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @mrcool9090
    @mrcool9090 2 года назад +72

    That malicious one made me think of that one sonic fangame anticheat that made it pretty much malware. It's more or less the creepy pasta antipiracies made real

    • @overdoseiinstereo
      @overdoseiinstereo Год назад +6

      sonic gather battle!! ah the irony of the game using stolen sprites

    • @CricetoFunni
      @CricetoFunni 11 месяцев назад

      I just looked it up out of curiosity and it's way worse than I expected, along with making the game basically unplayable it also apparently reads what you're typing into your web browser and prevents you from typing in certain things (I.E. sonic gather battle cheats, hacks, etc) It also logs some of your device's identifying info and sends it to an online database that the game accesses. Any attempts to just reinstall the game wouldn't work because it would detect that your system is listed in the aforementioned database and start the "Anti-Piracy" again. (I put Anti-Piracy in quotes because it's more of a severely malicious DRM). The only way to remove it would be to contact the game's dev and try to convince them to whitelist your device. The worst part is that this could be triggered by complete accident, either because of a bug (yikes) or through opening certain programs such as cheat engine. The game also runs with admin access and can access everything on your hard disk so that's fun.
      Yeah this is downright insanity.

  • @picopogandolly9982
    @picopogandolly9982 3 года назад +1322

    I once tried booting up mario RPG and Geno looked at me facing toward the camera and he broke my door down and stole my Mayo then he choked me in sr pelo style

  • @Exorian
    @Exorian 3 года назад +663

    Not so much "anti-piracy", but that one about Just Shapes And Beats reminded me about Darkwood, where the dev heard it was getting massively pirated on PirateBay... On 3rd-world-countries, which get a huge import tax on every game (even purchased digitally). So they gone and uploaded a CLEAN copy of the game on PirateBay, claimimg for everyone to download that one because free of malwares and trojans. They said the reason was that if their game was good enough to be considered for so much piracy then they at least want those who downloaded it to have a safe experiemce with the game.
    Turns out that move was a vendetta against scalpers and key sellers in the end, but as someone from Brazil, who has to look for inflation of about three figures on every game I want to play legit (starting on 190 bucks...!), I do appreciate for those who still follow the old adage from Guybrush Threepwood: "Never Pay More Than 20 Bucks For A Computer Game".
    ...We really have to update this phrase with today's economics...

    • @gravelrun4028
      @gravelrun4028 2 года назад +26

      Never pay more than 500 bucks for a PS5

    • @wadedevinney9681
      @wadedevinney9681 2 года назад +22

      If you’re paying more than 60 dollars for a video game then the simulation is broken

    • @blunderbus2695
      @blunderbus2695 2 года назад +19

      @@wadedevinney9681
      *laughs in australian*

    • @samdrawingonflipaclip2585
      @samdrawingonflipaclip2585 2 года назад +8

      That means the devs made it free

    • @cursed6368
      @cursed6368 2 года назад +6

      @@gravelrun4028 lol i suggest you check the price of the PS5 in Brazil

  • @kaitones3212
    @kaitones3212 3 года назад +688

    15:11 Pokemon would straight up disable EXP gain.
    Challenge RUclipsrs: Now what would that do to stop me from playing?

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 2 года назад +90

      "beating every pokemon game with a single level 1 rattata (not clickbait)"

    • @spintowin8971
      @spintowin8971 2 года назад +50

      Smallant has been notified.

    • @popanda3652
      @popanda3652 2 года назад +32

      @@spintowin8971 smallant out here paying modders when he could just encourage piracy and trick the devs into doing it for him

    • @aurastrike
      @aurastrike 2 года назад +14

      @@spintowin8971 Smallant has already beaten games with no XP. Imagine Smallant beating Diamond, Pearl AND PLATINUM with the anti-piracy.

    • @ciberkid22
      @ciberkid22 2 года назад +9

      Finally
      Nuzlocke+

  • @TheGameTrainzHD
    @TheGameTrainzHD 2 года назад +25

    Real anti-piracy is MILES scarier than these fake ones. With the real ones you can imagine being a kid in a basement grinding a game solo after your friend gave you the disk for free, and then just out of nowhere being told you’re a criminal while the games characters stare at you with disdain and slow, creepy music and audio. You’d feel like someone, or something, is actively coming to get you.

  • @PlayingWithMahWii
    @PlayingWithMahWii 3 года назад +590

    As a non-lying person, I can confirm that I received one of those anti-piracy error messages when trying to play Donkey Kong Country on my SNES. I called Nintendo about it, and they asked me if I was playing on a legitimate SNES, which I was, and if I had ever used cheating hardware like a Game Genie on it, which I had not. So, in a true bro moment they actually sent me a brand-new SNES and a copy of Donkey Kong Country in the mail, and this was during the time when the GameCube was out so I'd imagine the SNES was no longer being produced.
    Funnily enough, speaking about GameCube, I had a similar issue when trying to play games on my GC. Sonic Adventure 2 Battle was giving me some kind of weird error message when I tried to boot up the system. Luckily I still had my receipt and returned it to Best Buy for a full refund which, at the time the GC was marked down in price AND had the Platinum version. So I exchanged it for a new Platinum GC and got a pair of headphones as well with the leftover money. Good times.

    • @clem-real
      @clem-real 3 года назад +117

      Meanwhile current Nintendo had to get sued to start replacing joycons with drift

    • @sheik124
      @sheik124 3 года назад +50

      I miss pre-Wii Nintendo customer support. The little sticker with the repairman Mario and the 1-800 # (still the same # BTW). They'd replace things if a kid called in.
      And then you've got my ALBW 3DS XL with a scratchy (through no fault of my own) Circle Pad. They sent it back with a Circle Pad that just plain *got stuck* instead. Sold it on eBay...

    • @joshuastoaac9572
      @joshuastoaac9572 3 года назад

      Luck.

    • @MrH1P0121
      @MrH1P0121 3 года назад

      Hi Anthony

    • @largenaq2935
      @largenaq2935 3 года назад +13

      Virgin New Nintendo vs Chad Old Nintendo

  • @Red-ks8fk
    @Red-ks8fk 3 года назад +146

    The Cuphead music does exist in the game. At the end of the game if you choose to hand over the soul contracts and get the bad ending you'll be put back to the title screen with that music playing instead of the standard "Don't Deal with the Devil" track

  • @theknightwithabadpictotall7639
    @theknightwithabadpictotall7639 3 года назад +824

    "Pirate only lobbies where everyone is a crewmate and everyone just kills each other out of unfounded paranoia"
    So, Danganronpa?

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 3 года назад +3

      @Jonathan Beckett nice pfp

    • @WorlWyrm
      @WorlWyrm 3 года назад +4

      No,Among us. (Could be Danganronpa at the same time)

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +16

      so... Trouble in Terrorist Town (TTT)

    • @zitronensaaft3454
      @zitronensaaft3454 3 года назад +13

      @@TerrorLTZ most ttt games just end up being free for all

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 года назад +7

      @@zitronensaaft3454 thats paranoia for you dude...
      nobody knows who is the traitor they end up killing each other.
      thats why mafia us only the "traitor/imposter" can kill because if everyone could kill then it ends up in a FFA cuz everyone is a imposter.

  • @GlitchKnight113
    @GlitchKnight113 2 года назад +37

    My favorite anti-piracy is jsab (just shapes and beats), how the creator understands why you probably did it, but is still asks you to buy it, or have others do so, and try to support them in other ways.
    Edit: it's already at the end lmao

  • @null3007
    @null3007 3 года назад +836

    “Black and White stops your exp gain”
    Smallant: Pathetic.

    • @screwtapee
      @screwtapee 3 года назад +11

      Nice one

    • @tylermannor4290
      @tylermannor4290 3 года назад +24

      I was thinking that might make for a neat challenge run

    • @spectralbut
      @spectralbut 3 года назад +8

      He laughs in the face of the Black and White devs.

    • @nautilume7114
      @nautilume7114 3 года назад +23

      Finally, Pokemon hard mode

    • @Starrrycandy
      @Starrrycandy 3 года назад

      Yes.

  • @partofyou1701
    @partofyou1701 3 года назад +214

    i'm surprised you didn't mention "No time to explain!" in this video. The devs uploaded a crack to a site, and it's the same game, except every character is wearing a pirate hat.

  • @GodlyDiamonds
    @GodlyDiamonds 3 года назад +655

    JS&B has the best and most nicest Anti-piracy measurement ever, literally after seing it i went to buy the game

    • @FloweringMajo
      @FloweringMajo 3 года назад +51

      It’s too bad that the trigger never actually worked.

    • @Gatinbr
      @Gatinbr 3 года назад +36

      @@FloweringMajo it actually worked before the piracy dudes took out the trigger for it!

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 года назад +27

      @@Gatinbr why?!?! it did nothing to them, just was the developer being strait with you! =(

    • @supercalaman01
      @supercalaman01 3 года назад +23

      It actually never really worked in the first place. Since the check to bring up the message was to check for Steam, and most Steam emulators could easily bypass this, it never showed up- even on pirated copies. So the devs removed it. :(

    • @GodlyDiamonds
      @GodlyDiamonds 3 года назад +7

      Day 2 of owning JS&B. It a pretty good game 9/10

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake 2 года назад +54

    I think these scare tactics are actually pretty effective, but scaring someone out of purchasing the actual game is risky. But really love the fanmade ones!

    • @jordanwardle11
      @jordanwardle11 Год назад +12

      Tbf, most pirates weren't interested in buying the game in the first place

  • @krustygaming5887
    @krustygaming5887 3 года назад +371

    That last purify measure was legit just “hey if you don’t have money, just talk about our game a lot”

  • @roningfroggy
    @roningfroggy 3 года назад +194

    One of my favourite anti-cheat systems have to be from Titanfall, it doesn't ban you, instead you can still play, except you join servers dedicated to only hosting cheaters, so sure, you have aimbot, but so does everyone else.
    A quote from Respawn Entertainment about it:
    "You can play with other banned players in something that will resemble the Wimbledon of aimbot contests," said Respawn in an official blog post. "Hopefully the aimbot cheat you paid for really is the best, or these all-cheater matches could be frustrating for you. Good luck."

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 3 года назад +27

      That actually sounds pretty gnarly.

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 3 года назад +51

      The largest anarchy server on titanfall

    • @CharlesVDoktaur
      @CharlesVDoktaur 3 года назад +4

      wow, now I kinda wanna pirate Titanfall.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 3 года назад

      @@CharlesVDoktaur pretty sure pirating wouldn't let you play with others unless something like steamemu could be used to join servers with other pirates

    • @ron9365
      @ron9365 3 года назад

      i want to see that lmao

  • @Kamila_Kamila
    @Kamila_Kamila 3 года назад +612

    Just imagine a pirated edgeworth trying to have a conversation with anyone (like Phoenix for example)
    “So how you been?”
    “🅱️🅾️⚫️🤔🍄🤔🏏🥤✨✨🍉🦡🥤🦃”
    “...What..?”
    “⚾️🤗👻☠️👽🤖😹👁👄”
    “Edgeworth are you okay?”
    “🪐🥀🕊🐩🤚👉🧚🏻🚶‍♂️🐞”
    “do you need an ambulance..?”

    • @papairplane
      @papairplane 3 года назад +9

      Hey it’s you! I really like your videos! :D

    • @luminary9930
      @luminary9930 3 года назад +20

      “🌡🩸🔪🎁🪞🥰😘😐”
      “...”

    • @memorymimic
      @memorymimic 3 года назад +21

      "I'm still confused..."
      "😈👹🤡👹🤡♥️😡🎨🖐️🧊🥶🖤🎶✊🏼👿🥶🤦🖤✊🏼🎶✊🏼✊🏼💔🤡🤦▶️🥶🥵🖤♥️👿🤡💔👿"

    • @papairplane
      @papairplane 3 года назад +12

      “👃✨🍝✨🍝🥓👃🖼🥓💖🧼🤝✌️🥺🥓🤺👃”
      “I give up, the ambulance is coming already”

    • @luminary9930
      @luminary9930 3 года назад +10

      “👏🙀🫀🦻👂🫁😿👽🤮😈👻🤠”
      “the ambulance said they couldn’t help....”

  • @fearisdelicious
    @fearisdelicious Год назад +37

    19:44
    “Shameless plug, but hey! You’re playing illegally. Lets call it quits.”
    LMFAO

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 3 года назад +645

    "What are you in for?"
    "I killed a family of 5. You?"
    "...I pirated Donkey Kong Country"

    • @SmokeyDope
      @SmokeyDope 3 года назад +35

      "JFC stay away from me you monster!"

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 3 года назад +41

      "You think that's bad? I PIRATED THE RARE DS MCDONALD'S GAME!"

    • @justyouraveragesimp9429
      @justyouraveragesimp9429 3 года назад +12

      @@em5345- YOU WHAT? HOW COULD YOU

    • @alexg9601
      @alexg9601 3 года назад +10

      cellmate: You MONSTER, *Let me out! Let me out!!!*

    • @laharl2k
      @laharl2k 3 года назад +8

      Well it is said nintendo has conections wih the yakuza so i wouldnt be surpriced if you were on a hit list for piratkng nintendo games.
      One day out of nowhere some dude comes one a motorbike and shoots you with an uzi or something and leaves a pirate cartridge on your corpse :P

  • @Lambda.Function
    @Lambda.Function 3 года назад +163

    I got a bunch of those anti-piracy warnings as a kid. It seemed to happen mostly when I was dressed up as a pirate.

    • @Mini-se6cx
      @Mini-se6cx 3 года назад +4

      YAR HAR, FIDDELDY DEE.

    • @No1liveshere
      @No1liveshere 3 года назад +4

      @@Mini-se6cx being a pirate is alright to be

  • @Rebecca_George
    @Rebecca_George 3 года назад +1028

    That among us idea, imagine the game ending with the screen “everyone was an imposter”

    • @naga7900
      @naga7900 3 года назад +27

      I wish there were a 0,0001% chance of this happening in the game.

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 года назад +69

      Or you try to get in a game, but you’re instantly ejected as soon as you “find” a room, with the game saying “Pirates aren’t allowed on this ship.”

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 3 года назад +6

      It's like the opposite of the Smash Summit Mafia game where everyone was a villager!

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 3 года назад +27

      Honestly, a mode where "You are a pirate" and everyone is a crewmate with no tasks wouldn't be a bad anti-piracy measure. Your only option is to wait indefinitely on the ship or vote people off until everyone's gone.

    • @Stickyz
      @Stickyz 3 года назад +7

      That doesn't make sense because the imposter knows who else is an impostor