The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, and forcibly SA children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcibly shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual SA happens when they are slipped something that incapacitates them or they are asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect deviant SAers. They harass the victims to try to instigate a violent reaction that they can be locked up for. This is a strategy they have used for decades against enemies in different contexts, only the child SAers use it to try to get rid of victims with the aid of advanced military technology.
its too bad there aren’t many pro-controllers willing to express their opinion, so it’s cool to hear Scott talking about this, coming from a pro-controller myself!
i noticed that, but personally im worried that its going to go down a way too absurdist route in terms of comedy and the quality of the show will go down but i doubt it
18:40 The irony is that Nintendo for many years held the patent on this type of D-pad and was vicious about litigating it, but the minute the patent expires they forgot how to make it entirely
At least the D-Pad for Wii and Wii U controllers were good, but once the Switch came, they barely tried to make either the Joy Cons and Pro at the very least, decent.
@@lol-ih1tl yeah, for ON. THE. GO. The fact that Nintendo gave us an actual GOOD D-Pad on the Switch Lite, a system STRICTLY meant for Handheld play only and doesn’t connect to a dock, not to mention not including it on the OLED MODEL AT LEAST!!!…. *NINTENDO, A GIANT CORPORATION* “Some friend you turned out to be :(“
The part about the switch pro d-pad reading wrong inputs hit close to home, can't tell you how many times I've played botw and tried to switch weapons while the controller decided "oh i think you meant to press _down_ actually" and whistled to alert every enemy in the vicinity
@@Rubiktor012Yeah I think you need to put a few bits of tape around the contacts. Gotta be careful though, because you can inadvertently disable diagonal inputs
@@teathesilkwing7616 the first few batches of the Switch pro controller had that problem. Since they released the Xenoblade 2 version they fixed that problem by extending the central "pillar" of the d-pad so it registered more correctly. Spawn Wave made a video about that iirc
As part of the Wii U Pro Controller Defence Force, i was ready to jump to it's defenses when this video dropped, but Scott actually represented it quite well here. We can rest easy this time
I will hard defend the layout, it is exceedingly comfortable compared to the 360. Imo, people were just forced into liking that layout due to the ps3 failing for most of its life
12:22 I love how after Scott makes a roof tiling joke, you'd expect that his roof would fall on him in the next scene, but nope. he just gets shot instead!
You never realise how many games benefit from back paddle buttons until you use them. Being able to move the camera while jumping or attacking is extremely useful in a huge amount of games
Paying for a more decked out controller and struggling to undo muscle memory I've had since childhood sounds miserable. I'll just play slightly worse lol.
The best thing about the Xbox Elite Controller, is with the remapping the buttons to whatever, and the added paddles, it's actually great for accessibility. I have nerve damage in my hands, and a couple buttons and movement combos are very tough for me to do, especially in longer sessions. Being able to add those paddles and give them certain functions is a huge help for me
This is what I was thinking of the whole time. I don't need these things, but I've seen people who do. It's great to have an option out there for a legit controller that allows remapping and the attachment of custom paddles is ingenious. It sucks that the price point is so ridiculously high for it, but I suppose that's probably less money than having to take apart a controller and build your own accessibility device into a tray table or the like. Especially if you aren't a DIY master like the ones I've seen. Wish he'd at least mentioned accessibility.
20:55 Scott has his old background for his original place for the original Xbox controller shot Like a dozen people will notice that, and it's for a throwaway gag This is why Scott the Woz is the best RUclips channel
I see the top floor roof so i can easily tell, though thanks for pointing it out because i wasn’t originally looking intently at the screen during that part, but it’s a hilarious bit hearing him say this sucks synced up like that hah.
I rarely comment on any videos, but I feel like I have to say- Scott and his team are one of the rare few channels (in my humungous list of content creators I subscribe to,) where I have thoroughly enjoyed watching how the production quality, scripting/acting, humor, etc. have developed into something so special since I first subscribed. It has been/is fascinating to watch. Every video gets noticeably better and better. Maybe I am weird, but it takes a lot for me to actually "lol" but these guys work their magic and make it happen. The humor in these videos is exactly my style apparently! I love it, they have nurtured and developed their style into something truly unique and special. Thanks to them for all the hard work!
@@RetiredAccount3737 10 years from now on there will be holographic youtube shorts with a scott the woz clip with subway surfers gameplay playing below to maintain viewer retention
I love how Scott always commits to the bit, and seems completely willing to destroy his things for a quick laugh. Like, I wonder how much money he's spent on cutaway jokes now.
@WarKeineAbsicht I assumed that too, knowing he have bought used bundles of NES catridges for merch. Somehow I'm imagining Scott having a sort of shopping checklist for "props to destroy" before making an episode lol
I had a friend with a pro snes controller. He set it up in Mario RPG to max out his stats. Just left it on, walked away, and came back fully leveled up. Blew through the whole game after that.
@@kingezekiel125 On the snes, with a turbo controller, you set it up to just the jump button in a corner near enemies that respawn. Leave it on for a day and you’ll have maxed out your levels
these past few episodes keep making me worried that we might not get a true "hey all, scott here!" and then i always breathe a sigh of relief when it happens near the end
I swear, every time I think Scott has covered every gaming topic out there, he keeps proving me wrong , it truly does feel he’ll never run out, and that’s fine by me.😁👌
If there are no general topics left, he can still talk about specific games (as he already did quite a lot). And you know there are still at least a few games out there + they just continue to come out.
The reveal of that first gag is art. I'm going to be quoting "that fancy professional videogame controller he brought TO THE CHILI COOKOFF" until the day I die.
18:24 I think it's hilarious how Scott accidentally said "Joy-Can" instead of Joy-Con and he probably heard the mispronunciation error and just ended up keeping that in the video.
fun fact, playing gamecube games on modded wiis through nintendont (which isn't emulated, and just uses the direct gamecube backwards compatibility innate to the system) DOES let you use the classic controller in place of a gamecube controller, and THAT even allows for methods to access the wii menu from inside of a gamecube game without restarting the whole system.
Seeing how big Scott's collection had gotten and how many cool and interesting things are in it fills me with a sense of awe and dread knowing how much abuse those things are going to be subjected to.
As someone who used to play competitive shooters on Xbox all the time the Elite controller 1 & 2 made a HUGE difference when playing games. Being about to turn and look around while consistently using any other the action buttons on the right was a game changer.
Someone who just barely figures out you can turn while using face buttons has never been exposed to the true ancient eldritch knowledge known as claw gripping. Saves you like a hundred dollars too.
@@queuedjar4578 I tried claw grip and hated it lol. I never was able to get used to it. But also the joystick tension and longer joystick made aiming feel soooo much better in games like rainbow six siege. The trigger stops were really good for pistols and the new d-pad is so good for fighting games. This controller is just all around everything I needed lol.
@@queuedjar4578 or even in certain games you can even give yourself easier free mapping buttons with they paddles by binding something important to a useless/less important button (usually a d-pad bind) and then map the paddle to that button.
The Wii U pro controller stick layout was absolutely perfect for Hyrule warriors, which was basically half of my playtime on the entire system, so I absolutely loved it.
Exactly. There are games for which top sticks are absolutely perfect. I have a controller with symmetrical top sticks, but it's a Switch Pro controller, and a pair of JoyCons like that. For some games, it's just better.
Wii U Pro controller is the GOAT. All it needed was analog triggers and maybe motion controls. I still use it over my switch controller to this day. You can buy a universal Bluetooth adapter and use it on most systems.
Wii U pro controller was so close to perfection. The analog stick arrangement made the buttons and d-pad perfectly replicate the SNES layout in the lower half. All it needed was analog triggers and motion control. I personally find it the most comfortable controller and still use it with my Switch today over the Switch pro controller.
@@CrackerNDaisyOfficial It’s called the Mayflash Magic NS 2. It’s a cheap, non modding method to connect most Bluetooth controllers to any system that accepts USB controller input. Since it covers almost any wireless system, I’ll even use my Wii U pro controller on PS3. It’s a must buy for anyone gaming on a budget.
25:46 this definitely belongs in a no context video. seriously how does scott do it where the content is funnier out of context than in, when the content is so good to begin with.
Actually, that's more so the opposite of insane. $230 AUD = $146 USD, which is even a bit cheaper than the $150 the controller went for in the US itself. The Switch Lite is $200, so $146 seems about right for how much a used one would generally cost. I don't want to be rude here, but it really seems like you weren't aware that Australian and United States dollars aren't the same value, something I've seen people not know a couple dozen times in RUclips comments sections alone. 😑
29:30 This is a feature of the elite 2 controller, but its even better because you can leave the cable attached to the case and place the controller in the case to rest & charge.
There's a mexican saying that goes: "el muerto al pozo, y el vivo al gozo", which is a rhyme that says something along the lines of: "the dead to the grave as the living to enjoyment", meaning that life goes on after a loved one dies, and to keep enjoying it, as they won't be able to again.
It has its perks but it catches me off guard in like ToTK when I have to lift up the controller from my lap and get it orientated. Like geez Nintendo, let me play video games snuggled up in bed
There’s also when you have to take your finger off the trigger to hit the bumper. I’ve got a lot of use out of back paddles and make sure every controller I use has them. As for battery, AAs tend to last me several days, while a rechargeable battery gets used up way sooner. But they do make long lasting third party rechargeable batteries, which solve the issue. Modular batteries is a very important feature for me, because it gives me freedom of choice. Another thing about AAs is that when it runs out you can just quickly pop in a new set, while with a rechargeable battery you have to take the time to charge it.
we've gone from a video on controllers to one specifically on pro controllers, if Scott goes into any more detail... that L-button video is coming soon, I can feel it.
One second in, and you’ve already killed me with Jerry Atricks saying “Hey all, Scott there!” And I love the American Red Cross visor you’re wearing as a chef’s hat like your Cookin’ Hard video. Your commitment to such minor details for continuity never ceases to amaze me.
Wonder if Scott showing up with an Elite Controller at a cook-off might also be a continuation of the end joke of "Personal Trainer: Cooking" where he blames the controller for his meal turning bad.
27:45 This controller seems neat, but I think it would be more fun if it had even more customizability, like relocating the D-pad or ABXY buttons, or easy button switching. A true modular controller just speaks out less for the pros and more for the engineering nerds who want something they can tinker with.
That Gulikit pro controller they made for the Switch is the best controller I've ever used. Super comfortable, nice buttons, and most importantly those fantastic joysticks that won't drift (unlike the joy-con *cough cough*). The standard GameCube controller was my favorite for a long time, and I do still find the clicky triggers more satisfying and intuitive, but I only ever reach for the Gulikit one now.
How was this over a year ago??? I saw this and for I second i thought it came out over the Summer, but then I was shocked. I swear it feels like this just came out.
I’ve gotten good use from pro controllers since the Wii days. It’s interesting learning about what kind of additional features get added to pro controllers and seeing their practicality.
I have a wack nostalgia for those gamecube controllers you plug into your wiimote, I'd always stick the thing in my pocket. Always made me feel way more clever than I should.
TOTK/BOTW motion controls are perfect IMO you don’t need them at all but they are there for small adjustments if you want it. You don’t have to just up and dance around just move your hands a bit and that’s super nice
imo the Wii U pro controller is the best controller out of all of these. It's ergonomic, it fits perfectly into *my* hands and the grip and the buttons are just perfect for platformers like celeste. Also i love the thumbstick locations. You can more easily change camera angle and quickly press X and A.
This is THE perfect time that Scott could have uploaded "Pro Controllers - Scott The Woz"! I can't think of any other Friday night that could have been better to upload such a video!
Seriously though, the layout of the Wii U Pro Controller is my favorite. I love that the analog sticks are above the buttons, and I wish I could find another controller that did this.
That red Xbox Elite controller looks so nice twirling in the light like that. Scott may be colorblind, but the colors he can see? He knows how to pick em!
The Wii U Pro Controller also had the most absurd official "mod" to add motion control. For the original Splatoon, Nintendo released an update that made it so you could have functional gyroscope support by strapping a Wii Remote to your Pro Controller via Rubber Bands and using a "cheat code".
Therapist guy is probably my favorite reoccuring character. I just love his voice and line delivery.
And God, that mustache . . can't forget the mustache ❤
The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, and forcibly SA children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcibly shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual SA happens when they are slipped something that incapacitates them or they are asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect deviant SAers. They harass the victims to try to instigate a violent reaction that they can be locked up for. This is a strategy they have used for decades against enemies in different contexts, only the child SAers use it to try to get rid of victims with the aid of advanced military technology.
Jerry Attricks has got to be in the running for an Oscar
best himbo recurring character of 2023
@@ghoulishtoadGirls are neither gamers not real. Thus, you don’t exist. 😤
It's good to know Scott is Pro-controller. Love to hear such a brave statement :)
its too bad there aren’t many pro-controllers willing to express their opinion, so it’s cool to hear Scott talking about this, coming from a pro-controller myself!
Sorry but I'm anti-controller I just can't support them
Let's hope the Anti-Controllers don't try to cancel him on twitter
He's an inspiration to us all.
I’m Pro-Keyboard and Mouse.
Scott really seems to like destroying expensive stuff for 5 second jokes
It’s NOT cool! They don’t MAKE MOST of these anymore and we’re loosing more and more through time and accidents as it is!
Mhm yes very cool! I loved the part where he killed off 3 gameboys
duality of man
@@_.luminosity._ LOL
*Caddicarus has entered the chat*
Scott has gotten way more over the top lately and it’s genuinely amazing
I mean who doesn't love throwing 200 dollars at the wall for a 1 second gag?
@@Fenyx_Birbhe what
i noticed that, but personally im worried that its going to go down a way too absurdist route in terms of comedy and the quality of the show will go down but i doubt it
@@Fenyx_BirbHe threw the Dualsense edge in this episode?
I hate that I have to look at poop every time I see your user profile picture
"Hey all, Scott there" and then just got better and better. The production quality, acting and humor gets better with every episode. Simply amazing.
18:40 The irony is that Nintendo for many years held the patent on this type of D-pad and was vicious about litigating it, but the minute the patent expires they forgot how to make it entirely
I'm pretty sure that one of the main improvements its successor is going to make is having a good D-Pad for the pro controller.
Maybe they should consider putting a decent d pad on a STANDARD controller.
At least the D-Pad for Wii and Wii U controllers were good, but once the Switch came, they barely tried to make either the Joy Cons and Pro at the very least, decent.
@@jmredguppy2799 Switch Lite had a good D-Pad.
@@lol-ih1tl yeah, for ON. THE. GO. The fact that Nintendo gave us an actual GOOD D-Pad on the Switch Lite, a system STRICTLY meant for Handheld play only and doesn’t connect to a dock, not to mention not including it on the OLED MODEL AT LEAST!!!….
*NINTENDO, A GIANT CORPORATION*
“Some friend you turned out to be :(“
The amount of dedication Scott has for these micro-second skits is astounding 🤣
"only the best for my lil gamer" cracked me up the most for some reason lol
I have yet to not be shocked when a piece of hardware gets destroyed, specially when it's something rare.
@@BrazillianCara James Rolfe started it all lol
@@jr2904 That explains why I got AVGN vibes from this video lol
@@ShallBePurified Bruh, the way he looked at the Jaguar Pro Controller was straight classic AVGN.
Being a fan of Scott the Woz is like being a fan of Scott the Woz.
True true
indeed
I can relate to that for sure, for sure.
Idk, feels more like being a gex fan in gex night.
Being a fan of Scott the Woz is like being a fan of connoreatspants
The part about the switch pro d-pad reading wrong inputs hit close to home, can't tell you how many times I've played botw and tried to switch weapons while the controller decided "oh i think you meant to press _down_ actually" and whistled to alert every enemy in the vicinity
I think there's ways to mod the d pad and make it usable. Look it up if you're interested.
@@Rubiktor012Yeah I think you need to put a few bits of tape around the contacts. Gotta be careful though, because you can inadvertently disable diagonal inputs
I’ve never had that problem. Then again I have tiny hands so that might be why
Ok well my joycons made me walk into lava in minecraft and die thanks to the drift feature. Want an autograph??
@@teathesilkwing7616 the first few batches of the Switch pro controller had that problem. Since they released the Xenoblade 2 version they fixed that problem by extending the central "pillar" of the d-pad so it registered more correctly. Spawn Wave made a video about that iirc
As part of the Wii U Pro Controller Defence Force, i was ready to jump to it's defenses when this video dropped, but Scott actually represented it quite well here. We can rest easy this time
I will hard defend the layout, it is exceedingly comfortable compared to the 360. Imo, people were just forced into liking that layout due to the ps3 failing for most of its life
@@genderender I will also defend the layout, it's unironically one of the most comfortable controllers I've used
@@kingsharpie420 “you’re a Nintendo fan” is a poor argument when I don’t even own a switch and emulate all of my Nintendo games on a pc
I'M SHIT MY PANTS SCOTT DID TEASING ME AGAIN FOR A PART 2 OF THE WII U SAGA. i hope this christmas... WILL IT MAKE A PART 2?
defence of what, a useless game pad
I would use the wiimote 100% on wii u games if i could and shoot the game pad out of misery
12:22 I love how after Scott makes a roof tiling joke, you'd expect that his roof would fall on him in the next scene, but nope. he just gets shot instead!
The shooter got in through the roof, obviously
i found it very derivative of asdfmovie
@@NSegaStuff thats exactly what i was thinking
thanks for explaining the joke. makes em funnier
tha'ts very gullible of you
I'm actually surprised Scott made a 30 minute episode about overpriced controllers.
Except the Wii U Pro controller, that thing is amazing.
@@TheJadeFist - The Wii U Pro Controller, aka, just a controller. 😂
he made a 20 min unscripted video about the WII classic controller in Scott´s Stash, my man is full of insults for controllers 💀
Why are you surprised this is the exact same type of content he’s done for the last 4 years
I'm surprised that Scott released multiple videos before finishing his rant about the Wii-U (I'm fucking crying for part 2)
Scott is the perfect example of neighbor's kid in adult form
You haunt me every day HEISENBERG. Long time no see
I can never not see you anywhere, help
He’s an adult??
@@mikeomatic9905No, he’s 6. Don’t know what these idiots are talking about…
@@mikeomatic9905You have a brain???
You never realise how many games benefit from back paddle buttons until you use them. Being able to move the camera while jumping or attacking is extremely useful in a huge amount of games
We used to use shoulder buttons for that 😁
So i could spend an extra $80-100 on a fancy controller, or i could just play claw...
@@ChickenTeller Or you could spend $20 less and get a 3rd party controller
Paying for a more decked out controller and struggling to undo muscle memory I've had since childhood sounds miserable. I'll just play slightly worse lol.
@@MochaRitz It doesn't take as long as you'd think to change how you play and some controllers are cheaper than the official pro controllers
To witness a Scott video within 2 seconds is truely a blessing
me too
I love watching 2 second video’s
And we’re already at nearly 5,000 views 😮🙌
Agreed
Yes
The best thing about the Xbox Elite Controller, is with the remapping the buttons to whatever, and the added paddles, it's actually great for accessibility. I have nerve damage in my hands, and a couple buttons and movement combos are very tough for me to do, especially in longer sessions. Being able to add those paddles and give them certain functions is a huge help for me
This is what I was thinking of the whole time. I don't need these things, but I've seen people who do. It's great to have an option out there for a legit controller that allows remapping and the attachment of custom paddles is ingenious. It sucks that the price point is so ridiculously high for it, but I suppose that's probably less money than having to take apart a controller and build your own accessibility device into a tray table or the like. Especially if you aren't a DIY master like the ones I've seen. Wish he'd at least mentioned accessibility.
20:55 Scott has his old background for his original place for the original Xbox controller shot
Like a dozen people will notice that, and it's for a throwaway gag
This is why Scott the Woz is the best RUclips channel
The Xbox 360 one is from his apartment
I see the top floor roof so i can easily tell, though thanks for pointing it out because i wasn’t originally looking intently at the screen during that part, but it’s a hilarious bit hearing him say this sucks synced up like that hah.
It's stuff like this that makes him one of the best creators on the platform.
I just realized that he has the “chef’s hat” that he used in the video Cookin’ Hard!
I rarely comment on any videos, but I feel like I have to say- Scott and his team are one of the rare few channels (in my humungous list of content creators I subscribe to,) where I have thoroughly enjoyed watching how the production quality, scripting/acting, humor, etc. have developed into something so special since I first subscribed. It has been/is fascinating to watch. Every video gets noticeably better and better. Maybe I am weird, but it takes a lot for me to actually "lol" but these guys work their magic and make it happen. The humor in these videos is exactly my style apparently! I love it, they have nurtured and developed their style into something truly unique and special. Thanks to them for all the hard work!
It reminds me of Family Guy cutscenes, except Scott's are actually funny and not "This reminds Peter of the time he did something"
agreed!!!
Yeah I feel you, it feels so absurd yet so natural
@@RetiredAccount3737 10 years from now on there will be holographic youtube shorts with a scott the woz clip with subway surfers gameplay playing below to maintain viewer retention
He’s real good but man a 30 min video. It’s a bit drawn out. Wish they were half the time.
A whole episode about pro controllers? We’re getting closer and closer to Scott making that L button episode.
Quick, someone make a controller that’s just an L button!
Is not the Wii Controller a lower "L", when you think about it?
@@Vixen1525uhhhhh we prefer to be called “Little People”
"What's standard for most is professional to Nintendo."
That's basically Nintendo in a nutshell lol
I love how Scott always commits to the bit, and seems completely willing to destroy his things for a quick laugh. Like, I wonder how much money he's spent on cutaway jokes now.
I tell myself that he buys broken stuff off ebay for those. For my sanity
I mean he did spend around a couple hundred bucks just for this video
@WarKeineAbsicht I assumed that too, knowing he have bought used bundles of NES catridges for merch.
Somehow I'm imagining Scott having a sort of shopping checklist for "props to destroy" before making an episode lol
@@WarKeineAbsichtyeah I'm sure that's the case, right scott? Right?!
@@WarKeineAbsicht
Unfortunately he also destroys perfectly working things too.
The fact we got Scott's therapist to give us the "Hey all!" is glorious.
The fact that you said the fact that shows the fact that you didn’t really need to say the fact that
@@kingpen5866i don’t know wtf you just said but take my like anyway
HIS NAME IS JERRY ATTRICKS
@@cybalopodhe means op made us think of “hey yall” whether op liked it or not
Now, it can go in the compilation?
I had a friend with a pro snes controller. He set it up in Mario RPG to max out his stats. Just left it on, walked away, and came back fully leveled up. Blew through the whole game after that.
Ayo i know I'm late but i need to know how, help a brotha out
@@kingezekiel125 On the snes, with a turbo controller, you set it up to just the jump button in a corner near enemies that respawn. Leave it on for a day and you’ll have maxed out your levels
@@mattmacleod7489 Ayo thanks man, if I get stuck il keep it going for a while
Fun fact: some Famiclones that were popular in Russia back then, had turbo buttons
these past few episodes keep making me worried that we might not get a true "hey all, scott here!" and then i always breathe a sigh of relief when it happens near the end
The "Hey all, Scott here!"s are getting increasingly close to the end and I feel like we're approaching a video where he forgets it entirely.
I swear, every time I think Scott has covered every gaming topic out there, he keeps proving me wrong , it truly does feel he’ll never run out, and that’s fine by me.😁👌
Banished from Earth, Scott the Woz, broadcasts from the Intergalactic Space Arcade on his never ending mission to review everything.
@@Civilian08Gah, that took me waaaaaay back.
He hasn’t covered everything, we still need the L button video
If there are no general topics left, he can still talk about specific games (as he already did quite a lot). And you know there are still at least a few games out there + they just continue to come out.
@@Mimi.1001there's a million topics if you're creative enough. Only limit is what he feels like covering.
The reveal of that first gag is art. I'm going to be quoting "that fancy professional videogame controller he brought TO THE CHILI COOKOFF" until the day I die.
200 dollars for a controller felt like a crazy proposition until I bought an arcade stick. Love that thing.
18:24 I think it's hilarious how Scott accidentally said "Joy-Can" instead of Joy-Con and he probably heard the mispronunciation error and just ended up keeping that in the video.
more like joy-can’t
fun fact, playing gamecube games on modded wiis through nintendont (which isn't emulated, and just uses the direct gamecube backwards compatibility innate to the system) DOES let you use the classic controller in place of a gamecube controller, and THAT even allows for methods to access the wii menu from inside of a gamecube game without restarting the whole system.
Seeing how big Scott's collection had gotten and how many cool and interesting things are in it fills me with a sense of awe and dread knowing how much abuse those things are going to be subjected to.
No wonder he had to keep moving house.
When the world needed him most, Scott Wozzed
He is truly the 4th scott ever 😢
Stand back everyone im beginning to woz
@@pjzg2686HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO WOZ, SIRE?
DualSense Edge definitely sounds like the product name for something, but not for a controller.
I guess it can be a controller depending on who's using it.
@@Some-guy-on-the-internetHe can have fun, and she can too.
Yeah, sounds like a razor.
@@HealyHQ well it would vibrate
Episode starts at 30:28
Thanks
Wow that's a short episode
I was so confused before this, appreciate it
Lol
Thanks, saved me a couple seconds
As someone who used to play competitive shooters on Xbox all the time the Elite controller 1 & 2 made a HUGE difference when playing games. Being about to turn and look around while consistently using any other the action buttons on the right was a game changer.
Someone who just barely figures out you can turn while using face buttons has never been exposed to the true ancient eldritch knowledge known as claw gripping. Saves you like a hundred dollars too.
@@queuedjar4578 I tried claw grip and hated it lol. I never was able to get used to it. But also the joystick tension and longer joystick made aiming feel soooo much better in games like rainbow six siege. The trigger stops were really good for pistols and the new d-pad is so good for fighting games. This controller is just all around everything I needed lol.
@@queuedjar4578 or even in certain games you can even give yourself easier free mapping buttons with they paddles by binding something important to a useless/less important button (usually a d-pad bind) and then map the paddle to that button.
As a fan of the classic Armored Core games, I know all about the Claw Grip, lol
@@spacespace321 your loss lol.
dude im crying "press up on the d-pad" *cuts to scott's corpse*
The Wii U pro controller stick layout was absolutely perfect for Hyrule warriors, which was basically half of my playtime on the entire system, so I absolutely loved it.
Exactly. There are games for which top sticks are absolutely perfect. I have a controller with symmetrical top sticks, but it's a Switch Pro controller, and a pair of JoyCons like that. For some games, it's just better.
Wii U Pro controller is the GOAT. All it needed was analog triggers and maybe motion controls.
I still use it over my switch controller to this day. You can buy a universal Bluetooth adapter and use it on most systems.
The commitment to the “Hey y’all, Scott here” is insane! to even get the therapist to do it is pure genius 🤣🤣
It's *hey all*
What made it special is that he said “Hey All, Scott There!!”
People still think it's "y'all"? It's in his channel description
@@CARDSSerus he even made damn shirts with it 💀
And saying “Hey all, Scott there” is outside his scope of practice so he’s really putting it all on the line.
Wii U pro controller was so close to perfection. The analog stick arrangement made the buttons and d-pad perfectly replicate the SNES layout in the lower half.
All it needed was analog triggers and motion control.
I personally find it the most comfortable controller and still use it with my Switch today over the Switch pro controller.
Wait, how do you use it with a switch? It’s for the Wii U, so did you mod it or something?
@@CrackerNDaisyOfficial It’s called the Mayflash Magic NS 2. It’s a cheap, non modding method to connect most Bluetooth controllers to any system that accepts USB controller input.
Since it covers almost any wireless system, I’ll even use my Wii U pro controller on PS3. It’s a must buy for anyone gaming on a budget.
@@CrackerNDaisyOfficial 8bitdo has an adapter to connect other controllers to the switch
I was not prepared for how hard I'd be laughing at this, the chili cook-off bit is one of the funniest Scott's ever done
He can literally talk about anything and I'll watch it for hours
hey all! Scott here! do you like paying taxes?
I just discovered his 2nd channel where he does just that. It's great.
@@Jury4318Fake. Nobody actually likes paying taxes
25:46 this definitely belongs in a no context video. seriously how does scott do it where the content is funnier out of context than in, when the content is so good to begin with.
Scott violently destroying his devices will never get old to me
It upsets me greatly
Violence👍
@@Texelionfrom what I can tell from the behind the scenes, most of the stuff is already broken. He uses the same non-functioning DS a lot for example
@@rougeknight4029Except for one 3ds on of his episodes can't remember the name but he said something like "It's f***ing mario kart again"
Bruh such a Waste of devices just for a scene
In Australia the elite controller was $230 with is now about the price of a used switch lite. It was pretty insane.
Actually, that's more so the opposite of insane. $230 AUD = $146 USD, which is even a bit cheaper than the $150 the controller went for in the US itself. The Switch Lite is $200, so $146 seems about right for how much a used one would generally cost. I don't want to be rude here, but it really seems like you weren't aware that Australian and United States dollars aren't the same value, something I've seen people not know a couple dozen times in RUclips comments sections alone. 😑
29:30 This is a feature of the elite 2 controller, but its even better because you can leave the cable attached to the case and place the controller in the case to rest & charge.
23:14 i never needed to hear that voice from scott, and i can never unhear it
Finally, Scott has talked about every single type of controller! 🎮
Nope he still hasn’t touched custom controllers
He could get a 27 video documentary on custom ganecube controllers for melee alone
fr fr @@jmurray1110
time for accessibility controllers
What about TV/DVD Remote-Style Controllers? There are several Playstation ones + you can't forget the Wii U gamepads quintessential function!
I can’t wait until Scott The Woz Elite Edition drops. $200, same features as normal Scott episodes but he has two paddles on the back.
If a new Scott The Woz episode comes out I'm watching it. No matter what, even at the funeral.
There's a mexican saying that goes: "el muerto al pozo, y el vivo al gozo", which is a rhyme that says something along the lines of: "the dead to the grave as the living to enjoyment", meaning that life goes on after a loved one dies, and to keep enjoying it, as they won't be able to again.
15:30 glad Scott appreciates or at least recognize the gyro aiming's precision
Its the only way I could do the horseback archery minigame in BOTW.
Seriously, I use gyro aiming exclusively in Pokemon games (espec Arceus) and BOTW'TOTK! MUCH more accurate for me! A lot more fun, too! lol.
It has its perks but it catches me off guard in like ToTK when I have to lift up the controller from my lap and get it orientated.
Like geez Nintendo, let me play video games snuggled up in bed
There’s also when you have to take your finger off the trigger to hit the bumper. I’ve got a lot of use out of back paddles and make sure every controller I use has them.
As for battery, AAs tend to last me several days, while a rechargeable battery gets used up way sooner. But they do make long lasting third party rechargeable batteries, which solve the issue. Modular batteries is a very important feature for me, because it gives me freedom of choice. Another thing about AAs is that when it runs out you can just quickly pop in a new set, while with a rechargeable battery you have to take the time to charge it.
you know it’s a good day when scott uploads
A new Scott vid makes my day go from meh to great
your pfp doesn't seem to agree though.
then why are you sad mr. sad face
Scott was on fire this whole episode. Was laughing consistently
did he get put out
haha
No, just for three seconds from 13:54 to 13:57.
The wii U pro controller had the most comfortable stick placement in the world. So nice to walk around Hyrule and just look at everything in awe
The 'hey y'all, Scott there' killed me. I am now dead. But like, affectionately.
wait scott THERE?
An entire episode devoted to pro controllers? The L button episode that Scott is planning to produce is getting closer and closer.
Plus he talked about the triggers , but didn’t mention the right, and left buttons.
The Wii U Pro controller segment was gold and made me realize what I have only had to charge it once in 5 years
The fact that this video is #2 on trending shows how much of a good video it is
...or that youtube prromotes certain "creators"
@@nurgle-j5nsometimes RUclips does things right and that is one of them
we've gone from a video on controllers to one specifically on pro controllers, if Scott goes into any more detail... that L-button video is coming soon, I can feel it.
When Scott said "but" at 20:08 I got an ad for Nikke, I figured this needed to be shared
One second in, and you’ve already killed me with Jerry Atricks saying “Hey all, Scott there!”
And I love the American Red Cross visor you’re wearing as a chef’s hat like your Cookin’ Hard video. Your commitment to such minor details for continuity never ceases to amaze me.
I was also sold 1 second into the video lmao
the geneva convention or whatever among us won’t like that
Wonder if Scott showing up with an Elite Controller at a cook-off might also be a continuation of the end joke of "Personal Trainer: Cooking" where he blames the controller for his meal turning bad.
It's a great day for those who love Scott's pronunciation of 'buttons'
Buh'ns.
You pronounced "Scott" wrong.
@@Tonjit41Scett
"Hey y'all, Scott there"
You guys have NO IDEA how satisfying is it to hear that joke/play on words.
11:18 “what’s standard for most is professional for Nintendo”-straight bars🔥🔥🔥
The fact he hit the civic Xbox controller with a hammer and it didn't explode into pieces is impressive
one of the few people that has remained funny and genuine throughout all the views and fames he's gotten
27:45 This controller seems neat, but I think it would be more fun if it had even more customizability, like relocating the D-pad or ABXY buttons, or easy button switching. A true modular controller just speaks out less for the pros and more for the engineering nerds who want something they can tinker with.
That Gulikit pro controller they made for the Switch is the best controller I've ever used. Super comfortable, nice buttons, and most importantly those fantastic joysticks that won't drift (unlike the joy-con *cough cough*). The standard GameCube controller was my favorite for a long time, and I do still find the clicky triggers more satisfying and intuitive, but I only ever reach for the Gulikit one now.
How was this over a year ago??? I saw this and for I second i thought it came out over the Summer, but then I was shocked. I swear it feels like this just came out.
I'm glad you talked about how comfortable the switch lite's controls are, its definitely my favorite.
I could listen to Scott talk about game controllers for hours on end. And trust me, I already have.
Not everyone can make a pro controller. But a pro controller can come from anyone.
Late but, Ratatouille
Dude the Xbox Series S d-pad is absolutely EXQUISITE. Incredible for fighting games while also having distinct buttons for any other game.
I’ve gotten good use from pro controllers since the Wii days.
It’s interesting learning about what kind of additional features get added to pro controllers and seeing their practicality.
4:29 I often barely notice the music in the background of Scott videos, but hearing Mario Wonder music was so strikingly obvious, and very neat
It feels like recency bias
Im not surprised this episode is so good. Scott could talk sbout dirt this whole time and he'll still have our attention 😅😅
dirt is super fascinating though, you could talk about dirt for hours
I have a wack nostalgia for those gamecube controllers you plug into your wiimote, I'd always stick the thing in my pocket. Always made me feel way more clever than I should.
We need more of Jerry Attricks, he is gold
Oh my god, they added an extra letter to Hey All Scott Here
I love the amount of Mega Man rep here, both in footage and in the BGM. Scott is staying true to his middle name
TOTK/BOTW motion controls are perfect IMO you don’t need them at all but they are there for small adjustments if you want it. You don’t have to just up and dance around just move your hands a bit and that’s super nice
imo the Wii U pro controller is the best controller out of all of these. It's ergonomic, it fits perfectly into *my* hands and the grip and the buttons are just perfect for platformers like celeste. Also i love the thumbstick locations. You can more easily change camera angle and quickly press X and A.
The content from the woz is always a perfect blend of history and opinions. Both education and entertainment.
Man the one-off jokes being random and funny is impressive, i love your content man
This is THE perfect time that Scott could have uploaded "Pro Controllers - Scott The Woz"! I can't think of any other Friday night that could have been better to upload such a video!
Seriously though, the layout of the Wii U Pro Controller is my favorite. I love that the analog sticks are above the buttons, and I wish I could find another controller that did this.
That red Xbox Elite controller looks so nice twirling in the light like that. Scott may be colorblind, but the colors he can see? He knows how to pick em!
Not even 15 seconds in and I'm already laughing. Your videos are a treat, Scott.
Sometimes I go a long time without watching Scott, because I keep thinking, he'll never top that last episode. But here I'm hooked again.
You’re too funny Scott, you really make my day better.
I can't believe Scott actually did a sneak peak for this video. Insanity levels of coolness.
next sneak peak video it's gonna be a wii u finale saga after a disastrous launch coming this christmas 2023 or halloween 2023
@@notkimpineoh man I forgot about the fact that there is going to be a part 2 of the Wii U episode
"dog shit pro" I laughed out loud at that one. Love the content brotha.
This has to be my favorite episode in ages
Going through a lot of stress right now, so a new video from my favourite creator is exactly what I needed - and a main channel video, no less! 🧡
12:28 can't believe Gex shot Scott
Scott can literally make a video out of anything.
Except the L button
@@TheLowBrassDudeScott will talk about Android before he ever talks about the L Button.
@@TheLowBrassDudeImagine if he made a 1 hour video about how different games use the L button
1:33 Holy shit the AVGN Stare
This is one of my favorite episodes you've ever done. Bravo! 🤣
0:19 Honestly, such a true statement Scott's humor is so Relatable
always a good day for a new scott the woz video
The Wii U Pro Controller also had the most absurd official "mod" to add motion control. For the original Splatoon, Nintendo released an update that made it so you could have functional gyroscope support by strapping a Wii Remote to your Pro Controller via Rubber Bands and using a "cheat code".