@@familyemail5854 I guess, but there the moral question is raised if the race is both sentient and intelligent comparable to a human. Thinking past laws because laws change (such as certain laws from the past that allowed these situations to happen to other, real, people). It’s a common fantasy trope to tackle questions like these, because you can add more than just humans in a fictional setting.
He has been cursed by Jon so that every night that Grimbo prays to The God Zach for the sweet relief of death, he is reminded that he is immortal by Jon telling him he lives another day in his hellish little life.
Not living in a country that robs the shit out of its own citizens over things like health and education would be a start... but, sadly, one can't really choose where to be born.
Jaja Taroy Just figured that out as I was watching it! I wanted to see if they credited the horse and lo and behold, Zach Hadel as the voice of Grimbo lmao
I'm sitting here like.... man... Jon went through all the trouble of getting a mini horse, which cost god knows how much and was probably a pain to get.... for a 30 second bit. Bravo, Jon. Your hard work doesn't go unnoticed by me 👏👏👏
The reason there is a Gatorade ad in the Captain Crunch game is because at the time Quaker Oats owned the Gatorade brand before Pepsi eventually bought it from them.
+YourMovieSucksDOTorg Hey, hey, go review a movie, you don't belong here... JK, I love your work man, also, thanks for introducing me to Synecdoche, awesome movie.
This is how he usually makes videos, not necessarily satirical. Just because he mentions a few brands doesn't mean he's trying to advertise or make fun of those brands.
TerrionGaming I don't either. It's a necessary part of marketing and I have seen examples of good products failing because they didn't advertise or another product just flooded constant advertisement.
"What's your rank?!" It turns out the so-called Cap'n is not actually a captain at all. By the looks of his uniform, he may only be a commander. *We have all been cheated and lied to*
I'm really getting annoyed by all the hate he's getting just because he upped the production quality. I love the unique camera movements and use of more props, which helps give the show a bit more style than just Jon sitting around and cracking jokes at the game. It's just something extra that I love seeing him put in the show that no other show on RUclips would do, like have pixelated animations for each episode's title card or changing the intro to fit the holiday theme. He didn't have to go out of his way to do that and could have just stuck to a formula, but he didn't. And people in the comments are so entitled to shit on minor production qualities. Keep doing what you're doing, Jon.
+Slightly Off I appreciate you saying so! I try to make each episode as unique as it can be. I definitely only want to make the show more entertaining every time but I guess sometimes my choices seem to put people off D: !
+JonTronShow don't worry man, that's always how the shitty being called human reacts. Just keep on uploading your videos, and then everyone will be like "OMG I LUV DEEZ VIDEOS, BEST EVUR!"
+Slightly Off I think part of the problem, is that now there are alot of skit related jokes, and the higher production values result in the whole video taking a lot longer to make. I understand why Jon does it, he wants to make the best product possible, but i also understand why some people prefer the older, lower budget stuff
It dawned on me how many weird people Jon keeps in his 3-walled apartment. He has a parrot, Grimbo and the new character- Thanksgiving Horse who I would like to call "Turkey"... Can't wait to see future shenanigans
The clown craze is going global. Pranksters in my country are doing it now, one of them got mobbed by some kids that are high and their camera and belongings were stolen. Served him right.
My one friend won't shut up about that. I personally don't find clowns scary, but even if you say clown (or clone for some reason) she flips out. I dunno, shes weird.
Fun fact: *McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure* was the first game developed by Treasure Co., Ltd, the same people who would later go on to develop such cult classics as *Gunstar Heroes* , *Dynamite Headdy* , *Mischief Makers* , and *Ikaruga* . Yes, really.
11 cheese burgers is about... 13 dollars or sth? add the cornflakes stuff thats 18 tops? the rck cace (i presume that its a cace) a couple o' dollars, anything else? was prolly way more costly to get the horse up there... OR the makeup on grimbo :P
+Shane Smith Thats not him, just his voice. If you want to see zach hadel, just watch Ninja sex partys ;Best Friends Forever; Hes the guy in a green jacket with glasses.
8 years later. I come back to this video every year to watch it as a Thanksgiving tradition. While I cherish this holiday as an American, this kind of comedy that pokes fun at my country’s obvious flaws makes me laugh my ass off every time, and that’s why I love this video so much! 😂😂 Keep poking fun of each other, and keep spreading love. Happy Thanksgiving everyone ❤️
+Alexander Mason HAHAHAHHA ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE XD HAHAHAHHAHAHA JON DOESNT UDATE REGULARLY HAHA WOW HAHAHAH XD TOTALLY ORIGINAL JOKE LOLOL XD WHAT A CHEEKY DUDE!!!!?!?!1
marinejcksn1 doesn’t Animal Crossing sound like a drug trip when simplified Shake trees to get money and stuff to sell to a llama in order to get bells to pay you debt to a Racoon
"[Video Game marketing] soon fell out of style because it's... idk... too heavy handed?" Ah, yes, but so many years later here we are; with I love you, Colonel Sanders: A finger lickin' Good Dating Simulator. History is, in fact, doomed to repeat.
Actually, Captain Crunch is actually a Commander. Something about his sleeves. So Crunch is as much a good Captain, as Dr.Mario is a confirmed PhD wielding Doctor. The joke is that Dr.Mario/Mario Mario's alter ego twin is a bad doctor with a bad Mobile app, cuz that game is a bootleg candy crush abomination.
>Doing homework while browsing youtube >New Jontron Video >Stop doing homework >Watch Jontron Video >Keep watching Jontron Vids >Hours pass >Day ends, homework half finished >Fail homework >Fail test >Fail lesson >Fail unit test >Fail entire semester >Fail school >Drop out >Work at McDonalds till age 47 >Live in 1 star hotel room >Die of heart failure while watching TV >Last words: "Worth It"
Yeah? It's 8 months later but I want to pick your brain...I'm pretty sure it was JonTron, but in what episode did he mention Chex Quest (IIRC) being good and then say, "Of course it is, it's DOOM. It's f-f-f-f-f*cking DOOM, it revolutionized the gaming industry when it came out..." I can't remember where I heard that bit, but I definitely heard it somewhere... Edit: Oh shit, nevermind, now I remember...It was the Bootleg Pokemon episode and the game was Pac-man...damn you faulty memory...thanks for somehow facilitating my remembering that...Jon's work is comedy gold, the only one besides Yahtzee and MST3K style gaming comedians like the Game Grumps to actually make me laugh at "Gamer comedy"
just gonna copy paste a reply from Johnnie Walker since there's similiar comment to yours, "A person in charge of a ship is always called Captain regardless of rank, lieutenants, masters, commanders and captains are all referred to as captains if they are captaining a ship. He also isn't a member of the USN or they would be calling him CO Crunch."
Uh, no on that last part. I'm in the USN, and never would a CO be addressed, personally or in written form, as "CO [name]". It would be "[Rank] [Name], CO of [ship]", and the lattermost part only if it's like a descriptive article. And if I were talking about the CO, it would be "did you hear what the CO put out?", not "did you hear what CO [name] put out?" The part about all COs of a ship being captain of their ship, even if they're not a Captain, is true though.
10:22 I was on another tab but hadn't moved the mouse or hit any keys for a bit so my computer went into screensaver mode. When the screen went black Jon immediately said "huh, what's going on?"
Tyler Satterfield two ways that happened. 1: he went to a McDonald's and asked for some wrappers for a skit probably paying the manager 20$... Or 2: he spent a good 50$ for the actual meals...
My cousins had that Cap'n Crunch game, and whenever I was there, I played it all the time. I LOVE THAT CAP'N CRUNCH GAME!!! It gets easier as it goes on. Your stats go up, making the games easier, making them go up faster.
thatanimeguy with no last name ...Which is grammatically incorrect. Image matters, ya know. You wouldn't want a future employer to think you are illiterate, would you?
Joseph Krakowski actually his suit doesn't have the right stuff to be a captain forgot what he is but the amount of stripes on his sleeves make him a different rank
@@TheBfutgreg"Shamil" is one of Zach's old stage names, he explained that it's the name of one of his uncles in a video he made with OneyPlays a while ago. That's literally Zach.
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“Grimbo lives another day” is something I’ve been saying in my daily life for years now.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My SO and I do this too! “Bring me a snack! Vicky is HONGRY!”
Respect
I know right because I've been saying it for YEEEEEARS now and nobody listens to me
That's what most oldest siblings say to their younger ones when they are obedient.
JonTron: I don’t trust him, he looks like he owns slaves
JonTron: *owns a goblin slave*
goblins aren't people so therefore it's cool
@@King_Stranger lmaooooo
King Stranger well that’s what slave owners said
@@thecheezyweebboy8835 thats what they said to us black people but goblins literally arent people so they dont have rights in our world
@@familyemail5854 I guess, but there the moral question is raised if the race is both sentient and intelligent comparable to a human. Thinking past laws because laws change (such as certain laws from the past that allowed these situations to happen to other, real, people). It’s a common fantasy trope to tackle questions like these, because you can add more than just humans in a fictional setting.
I remember a year ago my mom asked me why there was an Amish man on my lock screen..... It was jontron
o
She called a GAME REVIEWER AMISH
*w h e e z e*
@Star Arcade q u a d r u p l e w h e e z e
@@AP-iz8du q u i n t u p l e w h e e z e
"Dine with me, newfound horse friend"
10 seconds later
"OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE"
24 second
2 minutes later
"He looks like he owns slaves."
Said the man who chained Grimbo and forced him to fetch food under threat of death.
Yeah but that's normal, it's called a sibling
I'm the youngest and I don't obey my older brothers
One Star i can i agree cause when I was the younger sibling I had to go get the snacks
@@usedsoup9269 mood
@@radicalravioli316 That's why you should be much younger! Then you're the family baby and everyone pampers you.
"It's SEAN Le FUCK" has always cracked me up far more than it has any right to.
When I first watched this, o laughed for like 5 minutes straight
Dude!!! Me toooo!
Someone should make a clip of that
@@mrrexychomp9829 totally! lol
HOHOHO
“It’s a disguise!”
“It’s Shaun Le F**k!”
I laughed and everybody in the room stared at me.
RELKIS Productions I fuckin snorted at that shit
GMSM71
Same.
Time stamp
Same
I crack up at that
Grimbo needs to make another appearance. That costume is just too good to use only once.
Grimbo opperates the hot dog hole
He has been cursed by Jon so that every night that Grimbo prays to The God Zach for the sweet relief of death, he is reminded that he is immortal by Jon telling him he lives another day in his hellish little life.
to be fair...that's what jontron does these days
What costume
Zach couldn’t do it because he grew a beard
*mash square to pay off your student loans!*
I wish it were that easy. :(
Go in debt and try to pay off your student loans
Ayyyy 100th like :)
Not living in a country that robs the shit out of its own citizens over things like health and education would be a start... but, sadly, one can't really choose where to be born.
AniGa you right
It is that easy it's just the square button broke ... Damn you sony
*"What is this? Food?"*
_Takes a bite out of burger._
*"Eh."*
_Chews._
*"Hmeh."*
_Chews some more._
*"Eh, could be."*
This is darn accurate.
Mikyle yakub fuck you
It's Fillet O' Fisk. Making it even more debatable if it's "food"
@@MikyleY dayum, if the pattie is like 85% of the burgers value, then I Wonder how much crap is in the rest of the ingredients.
@@MikyleY You can eat it. People eat it. Its edible. Unhealthy, but edible.
@@MikyleY Almost anything can be edible, the problem is if it's _digestible._
It took me four whole years to realize Zach is the one voicing Grimbo
Jaja Taroy Just figured that out as I was watching it! I wanted to see if they credited the horse and lo and behold, Zach Hadel as the voice of Grimbo lmao
Wait psychic pebbles?!?!
Spleeple Deeps yes
He also wrote for the episode
callmetony they were talking about it in sleeping cabin, don’t remember the episode tho
I'm sitting here like.... man... Jon went through all the trouble of getting a mini horse, which cost god knows how much and was probably a pain to get.... for a 30 second bit. Bravo, Jon. Your hard work doesn't go unnoticed by me 👏👏👏
Dude ikr
it's easier than you'd think.
Probably rented it or something
You can rent them.
Also a big fan of the magazine
So no one’s gonna talk about how duck life and the Cap’n Crunch game are essentially the same?
At least you actually get somewhere in duck life
Oh my God...
And the mcdonalds game that looked like sonic.
Burger kibg looks shockingly similar to rad gravity
Yeah but duck life is actually good
"OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE"
JonTron quote of 2015
Let's not get hasty... There's still a month left ;)
xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxMLG420 Month? HEHE No.
+Lord Hexdrix and his wicked world of insanity HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!! OH NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Jon, why did you horse!?)
I much prefer "IM SCARED OF THISE ORPHANS!"
Wait da fuq that came in way to late
The reason there is a Gatorade ad in the Captain Crunch game is because at the time Quaker Oats owned the Gatorade brand before Pepsi eventually bought it from them.
The moar you know
People always playin'
Corporation games
Who cares? They're always changin'
Corporation names
@@judsongaiden9878 haha
NNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRD
Bepis owns Gatrad? Why not Bepis flavored Gatrad?!
I was genuinely jealous of Jon when he panned out to the fifteen burgers, now I’m hungry
This video is ironically a better mcdonalds ad than the games in it.
I watch this video when I occasionally eat McDonald’s
Same, I need some groceries 🍔👄🍔
2:57 “Spain only”.. makes a weird bit of sense; Burger King is way more popular in Spain than in the US
is it because of the king?
@Clu Rosencrans have you seen him the king is most definitely inbred
Dude, I played the shit out of Cap'n Crunch's Crunchling Adventure back in the day.
I still have a copy
+Mees Banning Me too! That and PuttPutt
+YourMovieSucksDOTorg lol, I basically spent my child life playing chex quest
+YourMovieSucksDOTorg Hey, hey, go review a movie, you don't belong here... JK, I love your work man, also, thanks for introducing me to Synecdoche, awesome movie.
Yes! That was a pretty fun game. It was basically doom, I loved how they refer to the enemies in the intro as "cereal killers"
I was not ready for Grimbo, holy shit.
no one was... completely lost it.
Same
I don't think anyone was ready for grimbo...
No one was ready for Grimbo, and they never will be... *Devours a delicious Reuben Grimbo fetched for me*
Are you all telling me that you DON'T have a Grimbo? ...How do you guys eat?
Grimbo being voiced by Zach Hadel is fucking amazing, its so good coming back to these earlier high production videos
1987: Whopper chase! Play as a burger and try to win!
2019: I love you Colonel Sanders. Try and get down and dirty with the colonel himself.
That's the wonderful world we live in bro
2021: secret’s out, chicken man
And then watch the movie starring Mario Lopez. Not kidding. It's a like, 20 minute movie.
*OH GRIMBO, OH YOU MAKE ME ANGRY GRIMBO*
Good grimbo, you get to live another day
Oh it was all for nothing...
was that psichicpebbles voicing him?
Poor Grimbo, having to serve Jon is a fate worse than any death
*Bad grimbo! Bad grimbo! Go get filet of fish!*
I just love it that so many people don't spot the satirical nature of this episode, but rather think he's actually advertising McDonalds.
***** Jep, that's the whole point he's trying to make.
+TerrionGaming I blame the Battlefront ad video. People seem to freak the fuck out once they see someone do a video thats advertising something
This is how he usually makes videos, not necessarily satirical. Just because he mentions a few brands doesn't mean he's trying to advertise or make fun of those brands.
Advertisements keeps capitalism running. I don't mind it at all.
TerrionGaming I don't either. It's a necessary part of marketing and I have seen examples of good products failing because they didn't advertise or another product just flooded constant advertisement.
11:41 jeez they literally say “ouch!” What a cruel clown
"What a blessed Thanksgivi- *_OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE_* "
-JonTron 2015
SquibbleSquabble13
I like to think that him saying “Oh my god, there’s a horse in my house” was unscripted.
Jon: "What's your rank!?"
Me: "Uhh... Captain?"
Elf Monster Nope, Commander.
@@mikeymikesh well even if his rank is technically commander, he will always be addressed as a captain because he is in charge of the ship
He's a general
profesional jerk
"since when did Ronald have magic"
transported kids into a comic book world
“That time you fucked up and your cereal was all berries ?!”
That had me cracking up.
The amount of nostalgia I have for old JonTron is unmatched
" dine with me found horse friend."
I say this every time I eat next to an animal
NEW found*
Newfound * my og comment won't show up for me so I can't edit it
@@missundies you fucked up
@@missundies You had one job
@@reservoirfrogs2177 I'd rather fuck up than down, I guess.
#FreeGrimbo
+CreepsMcPasta Hey Creeps :3, nice to see you're a Jontron fan
Creeps what are you doing out of the darkness?! Get back in there don't make me get the hose. >.>
more creepypasta Grimbo!
Edgar's probably dead, so I can hop on this bandwagon.
It feels good to see psychichpebbles in another jontron video
"What's your rank?!"
It turns out the so-called Cap'n is not actually a captain at all. By the looks of his uniform, he may only be a commander.
*We have all been cheated and lied to*
We've been speckledorfed!
Transient Lion that’s not even a word and I agree with ya!
Isn't commander higher in rank than captain?????
Gonna buy me some Commander Crunch, brb
Cherry Is A Loser and quite possibly, bamboozled
I've watched these episodes so many times and yet I'm still here watching it again.
Welcome back! 👋😂👍
KFC now has a dating sim
*KFC HAS A D A T I N G S I M U L A T O R*
*Everyday God Himself Strays Further Away From Us!*
*simulator
AND IT'S POPULAR? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
@@topcoppelion6626 *get closer to god
Pissulator*
I'm really getting annoyed by all the hate he's getting just because he upped the production quality. I love the unique camera movements and use of more props, which helps give the show a bit more style than just Jon sitting around and cracking jokes at the game.
It's just something extra that I love seeing him put in the show that no other show on RUclips would do, like have pixelated animations for each episode's title card or changing the intro to fit the holiday theme. He didn't have to go out of his way to do that and could have just stuck to a formula, but he didn't. And people in the comments are so entitled to shit on minor production qualities. Keep doing what you're doing, Jon.
+Slightly Off I appreciate you saying so! I try to make each episode as unique as it can be. I definitely only want to make the show more entertaining every time but I guess sometimes my choices seem to put people off D: !
+JonTronShow don't worry man, that's always how the shitty being called human reacts. Just keep on uploading your videos, and then everyone will be like "OMG I LUV DEEZ VIDEOS, BEST EVUR!"
+JonTronShow fuck people, keep doing it for the rest of us...
+JonTronShow I also love all the new things. Eg. Props and camera movements. I wouldn't listen to those people. ^~^
+Slightly Off I think part of the problem, is that now there are alot of skit related jokes, and the higher production values result in the whole video taking a lot longer to make. I understand why Jon does it, he wants to make the best product possible, but i also understand why some people prefer the older, lower budget stuff
Well John, it’s been almost 4 years. Where is Grimbo now? Edit: I know its spelt Jon. I have a pretty hardcore autocorrect on my phone
dead from bepsi overdose
john
He didn't bring a burger...
He’s dead
WAIT 4 YEARS?!
Jontrons sense of humor is amazing
I'd even say legendary
So this man can beat Takeshi’s challenge but can’t win a race against a turtle
“The person who does an impossible challenge, doesn’t mean he/she can do everything and/or anything”
Trevor's Gaming Room it’s a joke
Trevor's Gaming Room it’s a joke
AlyBot2.0 sorry for not understanding the joke
i mean, it took him a few years to beat takeshis challenge. he probably played the turtle one for like two hours.
LET GRIMBO GO JON
+takahata101 Holy crap! It's taka!
+takahata101 Grimbo rights activists! Go back to your cave you hippy! Can't you see this is the natural state of society?
+takahata101 WHENS HELLSING YOU FUCK
+Tall Guy NEVER
wtf taka
God, I love watching old JonTrons. They're all just so rewatchable and bring back great memories :)
I died all over again when he did that slo motion Captain crunch toss LMAO.
See you in another 2 years.
I rewatch these all the time
@MAUL3R-Eggie Yes, but actualy no.
Exactly. People complain about wait times, but so much care and effort goes into each video that they stand up forever
That scene with grimbo was amazing. The character actually creeped me out. You did a really great job Jon. It's fantastically made and edited.
It dawned on me how many weird people Jon keeps in his 3-walled apartment. He has a parrot, Grimbo and the new character- Thanksgiving Horse who I would like to call "Turkey"... Can't wait to see future shenanigans
Did you not see all the past crab
lol they were never seen again
Skeleton with a gun
Future? This is 4 years old ya dingus.
What about rockington
Jon got a mother fucking horse for his review.
A. MOTHER. FUCKING. HORSE.
+TheBrianJ LOOK AT HIS HORSE
HIS HORSE IS AMAZING
GIVE IT A LICK
+TheBrianJ It's a pony though.
"I'M ON A HORSE MUTHAFAKA TAKE A LOOK AT ME!"
Mmm, it tastes just like raisins!
+GameFormers HAVE A STROKE OF ITS MANE, IT TURNS INTO A PLANE THEN IT TURNS BACK AGAIN WHEN YOU TUG ON ITS WINKY!
Jon: "I DUNNO ABOUT THIS CAPTIAN CRUNCH HERE, HE'S ALWAYS BURSTIN' THROUGH WALLS."
The Kool-Aid man: *Sweats Violently*
Starts hemorrhaging kool aid
Who’s going to pay for all that
I miss this JonTron content but I hope he's happy with what he's doing now.
Reviewing advertisements and other videos while at the mercy of his own sponsors? Seems every youtuber I'm watching is stuck in that depressing loop.
Scott the Woz fills the JonTron shaped void in my heart
@@sonic2003albe scot is fuckin hilarious
@@sonic2003albe PBG too
Jon's new content is also gold, barely anything has changed except the crap he talks about isn't video games now.
me: "wow, can't wait to rewatch one of the more recent JT videos...again.."
*PUBLISHED ON NOV 26, 2015*
*_OH_*
Just your average boo I wish it weren't true.... :(
I just realized that kind of rhymed, haha
_1 week ago_
Yep
2015 is recent in JonTron years.
I love that Zach was Grimbo's voice actor, perfect person to play a complete goblin.
He's actually a Hobbit.
What if that's what Zach really looks like
Wait, who's Zack?
@@DrDolan2000 Psychicpebbles
Yo I just realized Grimbo is Pychicpebbles (Zack) the voice finally clicked in my head.
That only makes it better!
He's also the writer, and Hila is a producer!
no he was just the voice check the description
Someone tell me who Grimbo is.
@@MommyJenlmao Try watching the whole video
"Doing its business like it's got a report to file on Monday" is such a fucking good line
"Clowns, clowns everywhere... makes me want to call the police" Jon predicted the creepy clown thing
The clown craze is going global. Pranksters in my country are doing it now, one of them got mobbed by some kids that are high and their camera and belongings were stolen. Served him right.
king of the land baby ikr jon da prophet
My one friend won't shut up about that. I personally don't find clowns scary, but even if you say clown (or clone for some reason) she flips out. I dunno, shes weird.
king of the land baby Oh shit
Evil clowns aren't real. Copy and paste this to spread the word.
14:34 WTF AM I WATCHING
WHEN DID DOBBY MATE WITH GOLLUM
ForeverMe543 please get that image out of my head.
I'm sorry, I don't preform Elsa Brain Surgery ;P
ForeverMe543 Oh god nooo
You look at bit young to be watching jontron
Pickles Doodlebear ...I’m 23
_"What a blessed Thanksgiving- OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE"_
-Jontron, 2015
*****
Happy Thanksgiving to you too!
Laggo The Rabbit "wut
Laggo The Rabbit "wut-
Meme King :P
Meme King
Yes?
God that classic intro hits hard
I too miss when he did pixel art openings for his vids
1. Where'd JonTron get a pony?
2. Why is his window a green screen?
3. Where's he get all these props?
4. Is he okay?
+Josh Perez are jon and grimbo still friends
are obi-wan and anakin still friends
1.) Because fuck you.
2.) Because it's a set
3.) Because it's a set, and he's sponsored.
4.) Hell if I know...
What even is?
You sir, have earned my respect.
Why does the hambugler steal chicken nuggets when he should be stealing burgers
Krazykdl ! It's one of life's greatest mysteries waiting to be solved!
Because the nugget fondler doesn't have the same ring to it.
pete thats the best joke i've heard in the last 15 years.
And im only 15! at least that's what the crack in my brain might my brain say to me
Going on a diet 🥁🥁🥁
He should be stealing hams...
STEAMED HAMS
O I guess your right
Can we just appreciate how many different directions that intro went?
AT5 Air oh no...
6:44 One of my favorite underrated Jon Tron bits
Fun fact: *McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure* was the first game developed by Treasure Co., Ltd, the same people who would later go on to develop such cult classics as *Gunstar Heroes* , *Dynamite Headdy* , *Mischief Makers* , and *Ikaruga* . Yes, really.
I remember Dynamite Headdy! So were's gonna say Treasure Land Adventure was basically a cursed time for the company they want to forget?
@@hydroknight3463 No, actually, I've heard that it actually is a hidden Genesis gem.
Chex Quest was one of the first PC games I ever played. I loved it so much I missed a party my family was holding for me.
What are YOU doing here? Oh well, love your work, even if you can't leave me alone.
+JordabHawkeye JonTron, like Thanksgiving itself, brings everyone together.
+Armoured Skeptic This is more unexpected than the game grumps barbie porn apocalypse.
+Armoured Skeptic I couldn't help but subscribe because i love your helmet also your channel is nice lol
Fuck of skeptic, go fuck shoe or something lol
"You really want this guy comin' up with your ideas? He looks like he owned slaves." LMAO
Neon Peon I mean, doesn’t jontron own a Slave aswell, that weird Gollum thing
Read Jackson his name is grimbo
MailIsLucktastic grimbo doesn’t deserve a name, he needs to go back to his corner
@@readjackson2813 I think the term you're looking for is "unpaid servant"
Neon Peon I thought he said joe slaves
Coming back to old episodes remind me of how much I fucking love his old intros...
Jesus, Grimbo is mentally scarring
You should see the Bootleg disney episode. it's haunting!
+Princesoulger I love Bootleg Mufasa, and definitely don't have nightmares because of them.
frozen
brain
surger--
wat
#FreeGrimbo
Choke choke hack hack cough die die.
And then the game's box magically appeared.
That... I dunno why but I can't stop thinking about 'how much money did this episode cost' due to all the food...
it was mostly mc d's so probably not a lot like
11 cheese burgers is about... 13 dollars or sth? add the cornflakes stuff thats 18 tops? the rck cace (i presume that its a cace) a couple o' dollars, anything else? was prolly way more costly to get the horse up there... OR the makeup on grimbo :P
i was more concerned about jon eating all those mc's
What about the slave and the horse?
+Chaos inc. makes sense.
I can watch the same episode 100 times and never get tired of it
+Cj The Mtg Man When he only makes a new video once every few months you have to go back and rewatch EVERYTHING now and again.
Cj The Mtg Man me to
Cj The Mtg Man Same, that's how talented Jon is
Cj The Mtg Man Same! He's just that talented. ;)
The Cap N’ Crunch lever scene was amazing. I must see the behind the scenes!
Kid: Man I would really like to be this guy in this book!
Ronald: You look cute when you read that book. Now go ahead, get a taste of that Big Mac!
I’d taste Ronald’s Big Mac
Not gonna lie, I read Ronald as Roland!
I read this in meat canyons voice oh god help me
I don't get the reference.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 meat canyon did a. McDonald’s video a while ago
11:16 I loved how he said "WHAT!?"
14:30
At last Psychicpebbles reveals himself
+Shane Smith
Ha! I knew that was him!
+Shane Smith
he looks like trouble
or even he looks awful
he looks like the devil
he looks fuckin evil
+Shane Smith Thats not him, just his voice. If you want to see zach hadel, just watch Ninja sex partys ;Best Friends Forever; Hes the guy in a green jacket with glasses.
+HeyGuiseItsSean i thought he looked cute
+HeyGuiseItsSean Are things twirling around your bed?
8 years later. I come back to this video every year to watch it as a Thanksgiving tradition. While I cherish this holiday as an American, this kind of comedy that pokes fun at my country’s obvious flaws makes me laugh my ass off every time, and that’s why I love this video so much! 😂😂 Keep poking fun of each other, and keep spreading love. Happy Thanksgiving everyone ❤️
Grimbo needs to be a recurring character, that was the hardest I have laughed at a Jontron video in like a year.
YES, and the pony....maybe grimbo can ride the pony
+DoctorLazers Probably because the last video came out a year ago. BBBBB))))
***** I suppose we may need to disagree on that one. Grimbo was hilarious.
+Huge “JoJ” Ackman I'm gonna learn you how to play buttball.
+Alexander Mason HAHAHAHHA ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE XD HAHAHAHHAHAHA JON DOESNT UDATE REGULARLY HAHA WOW HAHAHAH XD TOTALLY ORIGINAL JOKE LOLOL XD WHAT A CHEEKY DUDE!!!!?!?!1
Mash square to pay off your student loans!
I had no idea it was that easy.
Student loans... *scream*
marinejcksn1 ha
No but see every time you press square, your loans get bigger, like in real life
marinejcksn1 doesn’t Animal Crossing sound like a drug trip when simplified
Shake trees to get money and stuff to sell to a llama in order to get bells to pay you debt to a Racoon
Good thing student loans arnt something i have to worry about yet.
Turtles IRL: **SlOw Af**
Turtles on captain crunch:
*G O T T A*
*G O*
*F E S T*
TheGirlInTheLilyPads 661 gotta go Breakfast
Turtles irl can actually run up to 20mph. Tortises are the really slow ones
Gotta go fast
Ill be putting this on my tombstone as its somehow deeply important to me
I AM SPEED
Starting my Jontron binge around the Thanksgiving season with this banger.
"What have you done Ronald *_they were but children_*!"
I happened to read your comment at the exactly the moment he said that
Wtf, That ending though.
+Kraaken Hex that was creepy shit!
+Kraaken Hex GRIMBO curse you HE CURSE YOU
+Kraaken Hex that was some LOTR shit.
Grimbooo
wait a minute, M.C kids? I played that today, on my PSP. What a coincidence
After this video. Crunchyroll sounds like an asian-american fastfood business that combines asian cuisine with LOTS of butter and lets it fry.
*Asian-Paula Deen fastfood business
Your dead to me DEAD TO MEEEE
@@giornogiovanna5376 **Aims gun**
...It's 'You're.'
**BANG!**
Thats because it is
Wow, that sounds alot better than what crunchyroll actually is
13:48 “McDonalds: whether you want a burger, or to be Isekaied, we’ve got you covered”
14:34 - 15:07 is just pure art
Sounds like psychicpebbles.
It is PsychicPebbles. He is credited in the description.
When did he get gribow
Jon: **busy talking about himself**
Also Jon: “Oh my god there’s a horse in my house!”
Why are you the only one who drew attention to that piece of gold!
Mood
Well at least the horse isn’t in the hospital
@@ximenagonzales9171 the horsepital
Just like the sheriff in Family Guy who said "wait a minute, I don't have a wife!"
"[Video Game marketing] soon fell out of style because it's... idk... too heavy handed?"
Ah, yes, but so many years later here we are; with I love you, Colonel Sanders: A finger lickin' Good Dating Simulator.
History is, in fact, doomed to repeat.
Don't forget the semi-ironic side plot in FFXV centered entirely around how Cup Noodle is the single greatest creation of mankind.
And IIII'M about to blow my FUCKING brains out! :D
Is the game actually made by KFC
@@hunterfranks5495 Yep! It was!
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong
WHAT ARE THE DEVS DOING WITH THIS FRANCHISE?!
i didnt even realize how much zach did for the show.. love u and him so much (:
Jon: *_WHAT'S YOUR RANK?!?!_*
Cap'n Crunch: Uuuuuh... Captain?
O6
He is commander actually
Admiral Crunch
*C O M M A N D E R*
*C R U N C H*
Actually, Captain Crunch is actually a Commander. Something about his sleeves. So Crunch is as much a good Captain, as Dr.Mario is a confirmed PhD wielding Doctor. The joke is that Dr.Mario/Mario Mario's alter ego twin is a bad doctor with a bad Mobile app, cuz that game is a bootleg candy crush abomination.
*Unwrap McDonalds hamburgers*. I totally agree with you JonTron. *Sips large Cola.* On hundred percent.
The sound of a unwrapping burger.
Orgasmic.
I agree with you both (gets out large fries) totally
>Doing homework while browsing youtube
>New Jontron Video
>Stop doing homework
>Watch Jontron Video
>Keep watching Jontron Vids
>Hours pass
>Day ends, homework half finished
>Fail homework
>Fail test
>Fail lesson
>Fail unit test
>Fail entire semester
>Fail school
>Drop out
>Work at McDonalds till age 47
>Live in 1 star hotel room
>Die of heart failure while watching TV
>Last words: "Worth It"
well that escalated slowly
***** Just like Jontron's hair.
Well damn 😐
+Dunkle Sans FUCKING FUCK! They aren't "meme arrows"! What the fuck... they are quotes. Its how HTML email quotes the previous emails. What the fuck.
+Dunkle Sans meme arrows
you mean greentexting?
I'm here for my yearly JonTron binge
The pilgrimage has begun
"Ronald Mcdonald does not make me want to eat a hamburger... He makes me want to call the police."
*Cries in Meatcanyon*
Dont remind me please
Dont
@@tamiromero6987 you look cute when you eat those fries. Now go ahead get a taste of that BigMac, it's really good.
_Good day to everyone but the comment above me_
I was so close to erasing that from my memory
I have no idea what this is...but I'm starting to think I don't want to know.
*BRING FOOD GRIMBO!*
bob 112 Good Grimbo. Grimbo lives another day.
bob 112 ok
loganzgamer grimbo obey
Top 10 Anime Characters We Were Sad to See Go
#freegrimbo
Seriously, you make me laugh more than any other youtuber. Your humor is both witty and nonsensical and I love that. Keep on it Jon.
right? i can't believe i just discovered him recently but its been awesome binge watching his show. his delivery and timing is so spot on.
I’ve watched every one of Jon’s videos so much that I can quote them line for line
Yeah? It's 8 months later but I want to pick your brain...I'm pretty sure it was JonTron, but in what episode did he mention Chex Quest (IIRC) being good and then say, "Of course it is, it's DOOM. It's f-f-f-f-f*cking DOOM, it revolutionized the gaming industry when it came out..." I can't remember where I heard that bit, but I definitely heard it somewhere...
Edit: Oh shit, nevermind, now I remember...It was the Bootleg Pokemon episode and the game was Pac-man...damn you faulty memory...thanks for somehow facilitating my remembering that...Jon's work is comedy gold, the only one besides Yahtzee and MST3K style gaming comedians like the Game Grumps to actually make me laugh at "Gamer comedy"
Fun fact: captain crunch is not a captain he's a commander
do to his sleeve
Swirl Center Cap’n Crunch made a response video long ago, saying the despite his rank, he’ll always be a captain to us.
Due*
just gonna copy paste a reply from Johnnie Walker since there's similiar comment to yours,
"A person in charge of a ship is always called Captain regardless of rank, lieutenants, masters, commanders and captains are all referred to as captains if they are captaining a ship. He also isn't a member of the USN or they would be calling him CO Crunch."
Uh, no on that last part. I'm in the USN, and never would a CO be addressed, personally or in written form, as "CO [name]". It would be "[Rank] [Name], CO of [ship]", and the lattermost part only if it's like a descriptive article. And if I were talking about the CO, it would be "did you hear what the CO put out?", not "did you hear what CO [name] put out?"
The part about all COs of a ship being captain of their ship, even if they're not a Captain, is true though.
So it's actually Commander Crunch, right?
9:26 I would like to point out that one of the games producers is called "virgin gamers production" this is the best thing ever
Ethena Heart aka the Fortnite branch at epic games
Rise up virgin gamers
its the same company as virgin mobile. they usually only made games for the cell phones, but probably got hired to make that game.
I'd prefer Turkish Airlines.
I didn't know I owned a game company.
“Typin away in his Nazareth mud hut”
*Christian game programmers have joined the chat*
cia agents
i didnt think christans did anything with games aside from Hate them and call them spawns of satan
@@ellnats Scott Cathwon would like to have word with you
@@ellnats that's a really narrow view of christians lol
@@ellnats dude Christians aren’t like that you stereotypical prick
10:22 I was on another tab but hadn't moved the mouse or hit any keys for a bit so my computer went into screensaver mode. When the screen went black Jon immediately said "huh, what's going on?"
“Yeah of course I got the brick,What are you talking about?”
“Oh”
Jesus Christ yeah it’s a brick treat used to lure the horse out of your house
yeah its totally not to pound its head in with...
@@Joshingsoybeansneed a bucket and a mop for this moist moist meow meow
JonTron's expense list:
Pony
15 burgers
Chex Mix
Cap'n Crunch
A lot of food based games
A FREAKING HOUSE ELF!!!!
At least he got 50 free hours on AOL
its 50 burgah's i counted the wrappers
Tyler Satterfield two ways that happened. 1: he went to a McDonald's and asked for some wrappers for a skit probably paying the manager 20$... Or 2: he spent a good 50$ for the actual meals...
Lightfurred Badger well I'm sure he has a production crew that helps him, they gotta eat too.
xXCheESeXx Pokémon plus a ronald mcdonald plush toy
Lightfurred Badger The burgers he bought look like dollar cheeseburgers. So uh max 15 bucks haha.
Source: I like eating garbage
My cousins had that Cap'n Crunch game, and whenever I was there, I played it all the time. I LOVE THAT CAP'N CRUNCH GAME!!!
It gets easier as it goes on. Your stats go up, making the games easier, making them go up faster.
Micah Philson captain crunch is actually a kernel he only has three stripes on his sleeve
*commander
thatanimeguy with no last name
*Colonel.
Learn English, lad.
thatanimeguy with no last name
...Which is grammatically incorrect. Image matters, ya know. You wouldn't want a future employer to think you are illiterate, would you?
Micah Philson dude me too i fucking LOVED that game
My god, the amount of practical effects and props in jons videos make them so much funnier, you don't see this too often on youtube,
Best joke: "What is this, food? Eh, maybe."
It's captain crunch
JonTron: *WHAT'S YOUR RANK*
Also how dare you disrespect him he is captain of the first captain of the Grommet Navy
He's actually a rank below captain.
Joseph Krakowski actually his suit doesn't have the right stuff to be a captain forgot what he is but the amount of stripes on his sleeves make him a different rank
I KNOW THAT NAME, I KNOW THAT FACE, AND I KNOW THOSE COINS, AND I KNOW THAT FOOT!
Joseph Krakowski no he is commander he has only three stripes not four like a captain so he is commander of what ever the fuck you said
Joseph Krakowski but captain crunch is a corporal
Not even half way through the video, and I already lost my shit when he said that Colonel Sanders look like he own slaves.
This is why I love you Jon.
And then the ending happened....
GRIMBO NO. NO CURSES.
+Pioxys And then half way through the vid, I got a KFC ad
jesus
+Pioxys nice of the product to post a comment here, eh Jon?
Man all this time I never knew Grimblo was voiced by Zach, going back through these is a massive trip.
Zach isn't just dubbed over Grimbo, he is Grimbo. Take away the make up and that is Zach.
@@L.Pondera It's literally not (Credit says it's "Shamil"), but he is very gremlin like
@@TheBfutgreg There goes my gaslight
@@L.Pondera Ooops sorry bout that one...snuffed out
@@TheBfutgreg"Shamil" is one of Zach's old stage names, he explained that it's the name of one of his uncles in a video he made with OneyPlays a while ago. That's literally Zach.