California Games - JonTron
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2014
- Traffic on the 405 is my favorite Cali sport.
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Credits:
Writer/Actor/Director - Jon Jafari
Co-Writer/Cinematography - Paul 'Roger Taylor is Better than Brian May' Ritchey : / continueshow
Title Cards + Intro - Michael Azzi : / michafrar
JonTron Logo : Keanu Modeseven Jones + Shane Gill
Special thanks to:
Nobody I'm the best 
Игры
grommet means a young surfer or a child, so he's saying " let's go drop in on a child" which means you should call the police
Wait really?! Sounds like that guy overheard someone talking about a clay animated cartoon about a guy who really likes cheese and his dog and thought they were talking about slang and ran with it.
@@r.j.penfold yep.
Yeah grom was still used when I surfed in my teens in the 2000s, basically just means noob. never heard swood though
Also the cabazon dinosaur is a pretty well known thing, it's in New Vegas haha
And while obviously SF is there just as a smushed CA scale..
Him not knowing we do have snow and mountains an hour from LA at Big Bear and mammoth is still kind of funny haha, come on Jon
I live in Santa Barbara which is north of LA, I know he's from LA/SD area so he's close enough to know that
What does Swood mean
@@cipsbsndj I ave no idea, I just checked the urban dictionary.
"This girl falls over everything"
JON PREDICTED THE DEADLY HALF-INCH
Think about this
Or how using your eyes will swood
If he does fallout 76 he will probably name it west Virginia games
Or how umbrellas hurt
Nmotsch idontwannagivemyrealname Oh shit
"Grommet this! Grommet that!"
DA FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?!
Catches me off guard every time
*ME:* I don't know, why don't you ask Wallace?
Fun Fact: Hitting a grommet is another term for “doing it on the beach”
@@Finn_7117 :0
The man who used the word Zaggot
@@Finn_7117 im almost positive it isn't. or at least it changed.
Imagine walking in the park, and then seeing a grown man sitting on a skateboard. That would not be coconut 56.
It's new York they're used to it.
It's not the strangest shit they are going to see that day
He'd be one Swood dude
@@simpsonwizekid the swoodest grommet
No, my friend. That would be Tony Hawk.
Yeah and nor would it be grommet smh 🤦🏽♂️
Jontron really Swoods the grommet on this one
+Garrett Monie This is the most vertical hunger video I have ever seen.
+Garrett Monie You footbag
+Joe Bob STREET HOCK
a tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear.
Or a rubber gasket installed on the inner surface of a hole in a metal or plastic panel used to keep wires and/or hoses from rubbing against the sharp edges of the hole.
Jon's giggle at 12:50 can cure cancer and smite grommets.
It's a shame that kitty0706 didn't see it, he just died OF FUCKING LEUKEMIA! FUCK YOU NATURE!
And solve the world problem of vertical hunger.
Rebellious Who?
Rebellious wait, are you serious?
Yep, he died, of course out of all the bad people they are fine but he dies
Jon, how could you laugh at the rollerskating girl for falling prey to the deadly half-inch?
Reptoid 1 reptoid 2
"The Deadly Half-Inch" is just slang for having sex with Jon
Reptoid 1 took her out, stay woke 🧐
I wish Jontron would make more content like this. It requires less thought and effort than his newer content, but it’s still pretty great
He's over video games.
True. But I do love how much effort he puts into one joke.
The insane amount of PhDs still makes me laugh
The thing is, he is trying to make us happy. I feel like he’s like worried to release something bad and takes time on every video. I do wish that this is the template he uses now but what he has I feel is still great content.
Its like remaking a low budget movie that got popular and using a big studio. Yes, there are pluses, a bigger budget, better writers, more resources. But it loses some of the charm that the original had
I mean. I'll take any content. But the good thing is these are still up to watch.
I cannot stop re-watching jontrons videos
Tell me Gordon! When does half life 3 come out?!
Andrew Faulkenberry the world may never know
Gordon Freeman This is the first time to see you talk... in the comments section...
Me too lol
We all can't stop his show is fucking awesome
I live right next to the famous L.A. dinosaur. It only takes me one grommit to get to Hollywood Mt. Everest and I swood down it every time. And I donate to Vertical Hunger every week.
Alexander Hollywood did Tony tell you to say that????
WhAt ThE HeLl a GrOmmIT
I get it!
*I don't get it*
That’s pretty swood
MrGameAndPlay wonderful *CHEESE* Grommit
6:56 "damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing"
lmao that's me when
@@kankeydong2500 I agree
The fact that JonTron is so obviously a very New York City guy makes his commentary on the West Coast that much funnier. He's walken' here!
He did live in the LA area for a while, but only a few years from what I understand.
He was born right outside of LA, and did his early videos in California
Space walken.
*Yes because horizontal hunger is for GROMMETS!* Had me in stitches.
Emmett Leone-Woods holy SWOOD
But who is diagonal hunger for?
Shrek the FaZelord420 with a side of 360° noscope The vast and unknowable malevolence that live outside our reality.
diagnal hunger is for mad swood
me too
I'M GONNA SQUIRM A LITTLE BIT BUT NOT MUCH
-Avian Icecream Cone
wUt MaN
Also: apathetic rape victim
Yeah, That's What I Thought.
I feel bad for Jacques’ stuntman, he had to be picked up
3:56
I love how he just straight up snapped after he saw the word grommet
Memes in this video
"Grommet"
"Swood"
"Vertical hunger is for grommets"
"I must have been the most swood guy"
*horizontal
🥥56
And you forgot the dinosaur you know the Los Angeles famous dinosaur
You forgot about "S T R E E T H O C K"
Imma clipclop lika horse!
Jon holding Jacque like an Icecream Cone was adorable.
Ikr!
😀😁😄😇😉😛😜😙😘😚
Jacques is cute, in general.😀🐦
+Frisk Dreemur Agreed
+ConfidentBottle He makes want a pet bird, and i'm a cat person!
+Dijaknow missed a word XD
My mom walked in while I was watching this and she just said "that guy sounds like Timon"
He kinda does
A little
+TheMagicalMysteryTour You mean Pumba?
+MagicDragonesk No, he means Timon
+Connor Dunning Obviously shes a girl
Oh god he really does... Ruined forever #JontronForLionKingRemake
8:51 Kobe!
Nah💀
It's crazy how JonTron's content from 2014 is still better than most content creators today.
Yes, because horizontal hunger is foR GROMMETS.
***** Yeah, it reminded me of foot bag.
Mr. Awesome I'm more of a street hock kinda guy.
TJhudson181 Meh, Street Hock isn't bad. I give it a 156 Skull and crossbones.
Mr. Awesome Can you rate it in a terminology that makes sense, like coconut 56? Now there's something a sensible person can understand.
Joshua Luczon Coconut?... Fifty-six?...
*THAT'S THE WAY WE WASH OUR HANDS, FA-LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA!*
_Slams controller down._
I want a video of Jon skating around on his butt while giggling and PBG ghost riding the whip right next to each other on the same street.
What kind of porn you been watching
Piescout Lord The swood kind.
Arbiterninja
Now where can i find this.
Piescout Lord Cali, of course.
Arbiterninja
I know where am going this summer :)
I miss this era. Of jontron. My life was simpler.
8:33 Whoever made this, obviously watched "The Wizard" before drawing the images. Jimmy runs inside the dinosaur to remember his sister, and Fred Savage chases him in, right after their trip to California.
When he said “🥥 56” I felt that
what a swood comment my grommet
@[Nerdy Alien] i was close to disliking but after that one... I will put that in my will so people put this in my funeral
156☠
You must be a real sensible person to understand that.
Do me a favor and walk into the ocean and don't come back.
“That is the cutest god damn shark I’ve ever seen and I love him and he’s mine now.” 4:36
Slimy Boy “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy!”
Fun Fact:Sharks are actually passive
Mega Matt I know
Mega Matt *Laughs in Bull shark*
Me meeting Sidon in Breath of the Wild.
Jon: “THE F$&@ DOES GROMMET MEAN!!!”
Gromit wants to know your location.
Evening Gromit.
Evening, grommet
Cracking toast, Gromit.
I had to look it up, buried under all the JonTron references now.
Grommit: a young, often inexperienced, surfer. So 'to drop in on a grommit' can mean let's go find a noob to bully or a gang bang, who knows.
Swood: Something cool or impressive.
"It is not SWOOD to drop in on some GROMMITS"
7:28 that is by far the most powerful *"DAFUQ"* I have ever witnessed...
Da best meme
The best *"THE FUCK"*
@@LoopZoopler DAFUQ
8
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Perfect inlove it
"GROMMET THIS! GROMMET THAT!! The FUCK does grommet mean!!!??"
I don't know, but something about JonTron is just... Amazing, i can't describe it, all i can say to him is thank you.
You mean Grommit the dog from Wallace and Grommit? ovo
Bonnie Empyrea Soruko Meikuki 《Dex Holder Scarlett》 Obviously, (Thanks for the likes bestie
amazing xD
(no problem ovo)
Ashley Majors Tubular.
Silver the first time i heard it. i lose my shit that i need to pause the video, take a 10 minutes of a huge laugh and then try to keep watching the video
The song at the end is called Riders On The Storm by The Doors
Wow, I can’t believe no one has heard of the Dinosaur attack of ‘52 in L.A.
Dang Jon, this is one swood video
Waay gromit, broski!
+Preston Garvey
that was a very swood reply
Shut up yo grommit lol
jk
I guess you can say it was as swood as it was Gromit.
Totally craving some cheesecake pizza now. That shit is so grommet.
fuckin shippidge over here and no one caring
dude
Smashtasm was my life, back in the day.
SWOOD THIS! SWOOD THAT!
byperbam Who?
5:42 40 years of meme foresight damn
4:47
As someone that does inline skating I found that way to funny
This swoods my grommet
nice profile pic
There's a salve for that
apples=salted
grom·met
ˈɡrämət/Submit
noun
1.
an eyelet placed in a hole in a sheet or panel to protect or insulate a rope or cable passed through it or to prevent the sheet or panel from being torn.
2.
MEDICINE
a tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear.
We know that Swood is an adjective, perhaps denoting quality ("That must have been one swood guy), and Grommet is an noun, perhaps discriminatory (...because Horizontal Hunger is for GROMMETS!), but everything else is up for interpretation. Please give opinions and explanations below.Sep 22, 2014
Wait, what did you fucking just say to me?
Jontron is the only channel where I literally call out to my brothers when a new one comes out and they come rushing to the screen to watch.
That shit doesn't even happen on Christmas.
You're a good man Gareth!
Man after my own heart... Or name at least
Something about the way he says D A F U Q DOES GROMMET mean cracks me up so good it makes rewatching this vid even better
"Dang it, Boomhauer, it's called hacky sack, I tell you h'wat!"
11:53 HOLY CRAP IT'S 'RIP' THE SKATEBOARD
How totally coincidental!
"California Games"
Opening beach footage is of Coney Island in New York.
You lied to me, Jon.
At least it wasn't in Vancouver this time.
How many Californias did that opening have? NOT A ONE!!!
PLEASE! Our beaches are WAAAY more polluted than that Jon
That moment when Jon misreads “swoop” as “swood”
yes because swoop makes ever so much more sense.
i mean, maybe 10% more sense.
This was a golden era of youtube.
You have another bird!? Grommet!
No, that's a dog.
The T.C.
Swood you man, that's one raaaaaad grommet.
I don't know why but every time I read a comment from you I use your voice without thinking
The T.C. This is Patrick.
Wowzers, I saw you in a Cryaotic video! :D
11:06 Swoop, not swood.
CainBitterman This place is locked up tighter than Jack Ruby's ass!
Let's all head to the Malt Shop!
Oh no! He's losing control!
We have come for the Golden Ass!
Those two creeps have got something to eat!
Scientology got Tom Cruise.
Poor Tom Cruise.
CainBitterman you tell em quote
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the grommet
YOU EITHER SWOOD OR YOU GO HOME!
***** That's even better!
Jon is one swood grommet
Finally played California Games on a C-64 Mini. One of the most noticeable differences between that version and the NES version is that the C-64 actually has better graphics. I'm not kidding. The Golden Gate Bridge actually looks like the Golden Gate Bridge on the Commodore 64. Also, I'm not sure if this is a thing on the NES version, but on the C-64 version, you can pick a flag for each player, and two of them say "Frisbee" and "Hackee Sack."
Grommet (also Grom, Gremmie, Grem) appears to derive from the term Gremlin: ... A grommet (grom) is a young participant in extreme sports. Originally, a grommet was a surfer under the age of 16. In recent years, this has expanded to include other extreme sports, most notably skateboarding and snowboarding.
Hey kira whats up?
Pretty swood, I might say.
You just want a quiet life.............
Makes you wonder what exactly they mean by that in the context of the game.
@@bdpickett
FBI OPEN UP!
grommet: ‘A circle of rope used as a fastening’
British meaning: A tube surgically implanted in the eardrum to drain fluid from the middle ear.
Australia meaning: A young or inexperienced surfer or skateboarder.
everyone like so jon can see
Yeah these three things go just swoodly together.
I'll take the British one
A "grommet" is one of those metal circle things they put in canvas to allow water to drain or ropes to fasten.
Probably the Australian definition in this case
8 years later and i still marvel at how jon managed to make coney island beach look decent
1:24 "Traffic on a 4:05 freeway" I don't even live in california and I know what you're talking about.
I don’t even live in the US and I know what he’s talking about
Ah yes, swood vertical hunger grommets going down California mt. Everest to see the famous LA dinosaur.
I live in LA and I think the dinosaur they put is supposed to represent the giant T-Rex that’s on Ripley’s Believe It or Not! building in Hollywood
This is the literal standard life for us Calis. What are you, a grommet?
@@lsdxiii No im not a child
@@snowyymistake2600 it was a refrence to fallout new vegas's dinky the dinosaur
Maybe the mountain is supposed to be the San Bernardino Mountains?
I give this a coconut 56.
thats a score that i can understand
SOIBand
Because you're a sensible man
Sorry, but I give it a 105 water ballon.
Steven Stevenson dont go there!.... how dare you?
SOIBand seriously it was at least 156 skull and cross bones
5:19 that guy is me.
I can never stop watching Jontron videos no matter how many times I’ve already seen them
As a californian im dissapointed the game didnt include wild fires plus homeless camps
They also made in New Hampshire simulator there was no mountains
Well this was made decades ago.
As a Californian I’m shocked there’s no 2 hour freeway minigame
Some Out of Town Tourist Idiot: As a Californian I’m surprised there are no surfe-
Me: NOOOOOO U FOOL
Me two I live in southern California
2 years later and it's actually swoop
just let us have the dream of "Swood"
miss metalcore your username is the best one I've ever seen. Metal as fuck lol. It will always be "swood" to me too. it's just the way Jon said it, it's amazing
miss metalcore no problem 😝😝
yes he is!
Demonsinme I think It does say swoop
11:25 "GROMMETS"
Gosh I love classic Jontron, these are the best!
4:35 "That is the cutest goddamn shark I have ever seen I love him and he is mine now"
Myuni Jontron's fangirl mode.
Myuni the
Shark best waifu.
Myuni I watched the video, and I to are not hear impaired.
Myuni my favourite part XD
California, where Jon should have stayed.
My point is that he shouldn't have left Game Grumps. Not making as much JonTrons would have been better than leaving.
Christ man its been a year...
The wound is still wide open, my friend.
Don't know how serious you are with this comment but let the dude live his life.
Cry some more.
THE AFTERMATH SHOW
Coo:hello and welcome to "the aftermath show", where the eliminated teams from between episodes of "Haltmann's island season 3" compete by themselves to win a price of consolation, queen twilight of shadows didn't came, however
*location:California*
*time:sunset*
Challenge:sail through the golden gate and pass alcatraz
Winner:noddy from the LARPers
Californian here. Vertical hunger is actually a northern california term. Not sure how they managed to fuck that up.
The world needs a JonTron game.
That'd be swood!
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
We must kindap Michafrar and make him draw all the sprites for the game!
Gravity Man GROMMET
Mirto Rande yes
***** lol
Back in California I was the most swood footbagger
Mastercrafter 811,
Man not Swood!
Man can never be Swood!!!
I'm a swood street hocker
I was the swoodest grommet in all of Los Angeles back in my prime. Swood times weren't they?
back in cali i was the most swoodiest snow boarder being swood while riding down the mount hollywood in the desert by alcatraz on the golden state bridge because i ride the snow like a true grommet
I was the most swood half piper and got all the grommets
I'm having JonTron induced existential dread... This video is 9years old ?? Dear god
I feel like the funniest part about this episode is that a bunch of people saw A grown man giggle while sitting on a skateboard
I've lived in California my entire life and I've never even heard the word "grommet".
+shaun03a I've seen the word in other things, such as SSX 3. It's in the character profile for the character Griff.
+shaun03a I've seen the word in other things, such as SSX 3. It's in the character profile for the character Griff.
+RobotSnake SSX 3 is one swood game
DanAppeared Multiplayer Peak 1 is for grommets!
*****
Gromit is my mother's Tabby/Bengal cat.
For the life of me; I still cannot figure out how he did that awesome editing with the cartridge flying off the skateboard into the game slot. Either it was tied to something and pulled out, then the skateboard was moved and the video reversed OR, Jontron is a magician.
Obviously the last
probably stop motion
Either he hired professional editors, or he himself is a professional editor. I mean, having a master's degree in editing may have something to do with it.
mattstat716 definitely the latter!
mattstat716 SAME !
I had a pizza party at work the other day that just so happened to have cheesecake and I gotta say that the cheesecake-pizza is somehow good. Why Jon. Why.
As a Californian, I can say that I play all of the sports in these games and several of my siblings have died because of them
I really wish those 16-bit Jontron animations would become a game.
DIO DIO otf you doing here ora ora
That would be one swood game, I think!
There is a fan game called bird vs camel
11:59 i wanna play this part during my funeral
If in the future we have like holographic stuff I wanna play myself like as a ghost and just looking over my grave just saying this exact line
I remember reading this book where the sister character wanted to buy California Games. Seems like she really didn't know and just judged the game by its cover.
4:52 as a roller skater who has never been on the sidewalk, I feel called out-
*_STREET_*
*_HOCK_*
Oh. Mah faaaavorite...
_STREET_
*_HOCK_*
Grommets!
Cynda Quil Swood comment. Ya play footbag?
This video sure was swood, dude. The most smooth!
That cheesecake pizza gave me vertical hunger!
Don't let no grommets tell you otherwise!
Because vertical hunger is bad
Apple Mcpearson Better horizontal if you ask me.
i can't remember the last time a youtube comment made me feel this opposite of depressed, i actually laughed out loud. thank you, you've done a great service here
hip indeed
I'm glad I could put you in a swood mood!
BurritoMaster24 You should try it diagonally. Or on your side. Or up against the wall. Or in the shower. Or better yet, in public! Wait...what were we talking about?
I miss the many years ago when I first saw this on one of my very first accounts- this is so nostalgic
7:36
"OH SHIT!!! Ya alright?!?!!" !O.O!
Rip dude. He was one swood grommet
Margo Robbie tells me that a Grommet is Australian slang for a young surfer
***** - HA! I see what you did there! Still, I would hypothesise that a Wallace is slang for a dairy-obsessive and clumsy person
"Let's drop in on a young surfer" ?
It's pretty much the only thing in this game that makes sense.
As an Australian myself I can safely say that you can and can't be anymore right! But I guess you could use that word as a way to describe someone who is disgusting.
As an Australian I've only ever heard the term 'Grommet' used in the Lockie Leonard series of books.
To the rest of the world, grommets are the flappy holes found in pc's used for cable management.
I’ll never not be amazed by the work you and your crew put into this entire channel, it’s practically a tv show with a terrible plot and great acting scattered to the wind and I just love every second of it
2021 and this is still gold
4:55 the workplace trip hazards video was made for her
Funny how Jontron later made a video about that as well.
R/woooosh
@@melanienebula2550 Fair enough.
@@melanienebula2550 y we r/wooshing
*THIIIIIINK ABOUUUUUUT THIIIIIEIEIEIEIEH*
You know, its 2019, and I just looked at the part where Jon reads "SWOOD" (11:08), and, as fate demanded for me to look closer, I noticed a fact that will change my life forever: its not "SWOOD", its "SWOOP". My life will never be the same.
Macaulyn97 YOU LIE!
Finally someone else who noticed it
You have passed the test and iyou're no longer a Grommet. Congratulations.
Finally someone said it XD. Either way I'm glad be said swood. He made it more funnier. Gotta love Jontron
@@APAMVs yeah
Why is JonTron so good? I can't stop watching this dude's videos like three times a day.
Love watching this in the middle of winter
I love how the "SWOOD" joke all started from the fact that Jon misread "SWOOP".
Well what does SWOOP mean anyways?
+Pokefan 139 its a sound effect like for flying
Swoop makes no sense anyway
+LeoYoshi54321 'Swoop' is a legit word, describing fast movement through the sky. 'The eagle swoops down towards its prey'
+DanAppeared it still doesn't make sense...
Let's drop in on a Wallace
get it?
I see what ya did there...
Oml I love u so much for that reference 😂😂😂👍🏼👌🏼
Ha ha Wallace and swood
Well done 😂😂👏👏
***** now that i think about it, i should have said "Cracking cheese, Grommet!"
Fun fact: the second bird at 13:15 is called spaghetti, it was his/her only appearance in a jontron video, jontron had to return him because he/she was being loud to jacques
Still one of my favourite JonTron videos.
5:40 California games did oofing before it was cool
Ryn MayMay oOf
Yes, oof
100th like on the comment. What did i do to deserve such honor
Holy sh.. 100 likes?I didn't realize my comment would get this much attention
Ryn MayMay I mean...it’s a good and relevant comment.
"Try slowing down" Slow down my heart rate cuz I'm dying? Oh yea already done that
Saajid Bhuiya what happened dude :(
Luciano Porta It was a joke.
Saajid Bhuiya 5:41 *Insert Roblox death sound*
Jon... that wasn’t swood. It was swoop. As for grommit, I have no effing idea.
Keep up the great work! You never fail in making me smile!
California games, they’re unforgettable
Alcatraz, dinosaur, Mt. Everest on top
The only Dinosaur I know of in California is Egoraptor
Heyooooohhhh
Jonathan Azzuris Vertical hunger am i right brah
Too soon
10/10 i.imgur.com/3QjZBOq.gif
Jonathan Azzuris
I read your joke in Arin's voice. It was like vertical hunger.
poopfeast420
That's so grommet, man.
Fantastic video Jon. All I can say is 12:50.
The Almighty Loaf demands more Fireman Sam RUclips Poop!
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Almighty Loaf omg you have a penis on your profile picture!
It's a horrifying puppet of a loaf of bread, actually.
Didn't expect to see Keeper Of Porridge here.
“Oh no there goes GRANDMA”
I love California games, me and my dad play it all the time