Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups - JonTron
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2014
- Jon looks at some of the weirder games that the Japanese Shoot 'Em Up genre has to offer.
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Credits:
Writer/Actor/Director - Jon Jafari
Writer/Cinematography/Co-Editor - Paul 'Pop Smear' Ritchey : / continueshow
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Special Thanks to: Dominic Moschitti 
Игры
Here I go, rewatching all the JonTron videos again.
me too 😄
Right here
Yep, me3
Especially the pizza flavoured ones
Checking in, I miss the guy
I just realized how much rewatchability Jontron videos have.
Dynamo Alligatz True Sword and Lots Magic: Adventure Boy!
Very Gun and Much Scary, Actually Female!
Dynamo Alligatz Plumber Man and Green Guy: Super!
Much scare, deep story, animal robots!
Dynamo Alligatz Boxing Man: Little Adventure!!
I'm still not sure how Keio went from History lesson to "Hyper Cutie Bunny" thing.
I'm scared moving on!
Japanese media in a nutshell
Japan 101: Accurate myhtos/history, but with Anime
It's not that hard, I do it on a biweekly basis.
As an anime enjoyer…. It’s known as japan being japan
Your gamer friend: "I been gaming 20 years bro, seen it ALL!"
Japanese shoot 'em ups: "hold my controller"
"Bad guys don't go left to right." -JonTron
I want that on a t-shirt!
😂
I think someone made a design. Hold on, let me find this shit.
...
Here it is: twitter.com/CColdGaming/status/670860820235083776
oh my god...
+Itzar fuck you
+MrTeabox lol why?
0:42
THERE IT IS!
The boyfriend pillow!
I was about to comment that, congrats for beating me to it XD
They finally got him. After all these years, he has become a true believer.
What a callback
Omgggggg how????
YES!YES!!YES!!!
Its that time of the year again, time to rewatch every jontron video
and start crying because we won't have any Christmas specials anymore...
yep.
@@greymoonz1 Why not?
Good to know I'm not the only one
@@greymoonz1 ur a furry
Man, the fact that you can play the entirety of Space Harrier in Yakuza 0 really speaks about how much the technology has advanced.
And also the fact that you can play the entirety of both the Master System version and Arcade version of Fantasy Zone in Lost Judgement.
Even before that, you could play several NES games in a GameCube game.
@@Chaos89P Animal Crossing, remember trying Balloon Fight on there
Are you sure that these games don't belong on the 'Anti-Drug Games' episode.
haha
The problem is the game is the drug
How high does a human being have to be to understand these games?
two hours non-stop gameplay of Earthbound high.
I have spent the last 5 years of my life trying to get as high as possible, I still have no fucking clue.
Hey, i just noticed that the score in the intro (where JonTron is a fighter jet) is 31082010. This is 31 August 2010 which is the date of his first review (Daikatana). Random easter egg...
Great Job.
I'm impressed.
I salute to you for finding that
Nice find yo
wow
Does JonTron ever do voiceover work? His voice is perfect for any character that needs a NY accent.
He actually has an IMDB page, one I can remember off the top of my head was Yooka-Laylee
A bird from a hat in time
He’s not even from NY
Until that was removed
@@logger8498 yeah, he’s the receptionist
"I think my life is measured in Abobos."
Perhaps the greatest line ever uttered.
Who's abobo?
A villain from Double Dragon.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 and a meme that became his own game...
Thanks people from newgrounds
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Oh thanks
Fun fact:
Opa-Opa is an unlockable air board in Sonic Riders.
Reilly-K And sonic and sega all stars racing.
Oh, cool! Never played that one myself, so I wouldn't know.
Reilly-K Fun fact:
If you play Sonic Riders you may *die*
Yeah, the learning curve is pretty steep. It can be really frustrating until you get the hang of how to play it.
Why must I hold the z button to accelerate in Sonic Riders? I got so many hand cramps.
"You know what's not free?"
"Food"
FIGHT
Mercy killings
I miss this.
I wish Jon would go back to game reviews.
same
Me too man. His new stuff is still hilarious but I miss the games
I mean not everyone is able to do game reviews forever 😅
Most of all I wish Jon would go back to being funny.
@@HermitKing731 How many angry video game nerd clones do you need?
8:03 I come back every now and then to witness this wonderful moment in history.
I had this game and I was so dumbfounded and disappointed, the game looked so convincing art wise and story wise.
So I actually looked up the plot for Cho Aniiki, and it's suuuuuuper weird. The big guy at the beginning is the Ten Time Intergalactic Bodybuilder Champion, and he's running out of protein shakes. So he travels from planet to planet setting up new protein factories in order to let him get even more muscular. The Japanese gods don't like this, and send out two angels to help the main character to stop him.
Connor Tyler bro, not every question needed an answer ha ha, especially that game. Thanks for Google it for the rest of us so we don't need to waste our memory for something as absurd as that game ha ha
What the fuck
"Thus the sweaty hot battle between the muscle brothers and Builders' army begins..."
WHAT?!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think that explanation is the equivalent of the Kubrick.
You put the cartridge in the correct console Jon! Are you feelin' alright!!?
What are you doing here?
Wow, all my subscriptions are crossing over in the comments section. Now to just sit back and wait for Fitzthistlewits to appear.
Now, all i need to see is Cryotic appearing here, and im going apeshit
BIG YOU-TUBERS ENJOY WATCH THE VIDEOS OF OTHER BIG YOU-TUBERS! THIS SHITS INSANE! This is too much, I think I need to rest...
Harry Kelly *watching
That last game was like pure unaffected by any restrictions Japanese mindflow, love it
12:29 John’s confusion clearly indicates someone didn’t study for their Snailfrog test
Frogsnail. Not snailfrog. A common mistake.
I guess I didn't study either
@@jackmaurantonio8811 shame
I, on behalf of jontron, AM an eyeball scientist, and I can confirm that he is right: people don't get that many eyeballs
College.
Yep. College.
You two eye balls conspiracist make me sick
@Radar O’Reilly You get six.
I dunno, do you have any eyeball science studies you can cite? I don't really trust anyone unless I can see it's been backed up with a sample size of at least three.
Ohh shit then I need to see someone
I have fallen! And I choose *NOT TO GET UP!*
That’s such a great quote
6:55 Remember 20 years ago when all of us Americans turned into Zombies?
Indeed
That was the craziest week of MY life
pyrotempestwing fun times.
1999 bizarre summer
I don't remember that considering the fact that I was born in November of that very same year.
Sad he didn't touch on Touhou, his reactions would've been priceless.
One of the first songs played in the video is a midi cover of "Let's live in a lovely cemetery" from the 13th game
It’s popular so it’s not weird enough
Is it just me, or does the song at the end sound a bit like a retro Catastrophe in Bhava-agra ~ Wonderful Heaven?
Not weird enough
5:20
Had you held Jacques on the middle fingers it would have been a quadruple bird flip.
Had he flipped them off of his middle fingers that would’ve been animal cruelty
And a quintuple bird flip
I mean it would be a quadruple bird flip in some countries
Are you crazy?! No one has ever performed an attack of that magnitude and survived!
The quadruple bird is something of legend. Not just anyone could pull it off!
Use your feet and then it's a six flip off
@@adamstegall5732 *sextuplet bird flip
9:39 it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything
6:37 And here kiddons we have rare 21st century footage of internet Flex Seal sensation known as " JonTron" putting in a cartridge correctly.
(Although it makes a GameBoy sound as it starts up lol)
Watching this now, it's crazy how remarkably well this content has aged. JonTron was well ahead of his time in production quality, direction, and writing compared to his competitors on RUclips. The shelf-life of most RUclips content is barely a few months at most, but I find myself coming back to JonTron again and again.
"I have fallen, AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!"
-JonTron 2014
JON'S GETTIN' UPSET!
one of the funniest lines ever lol
He reminds me of josh bell lmao
You'd really like Seinfeld then
+Joce E.T. Josh Peck?
+Jessica Ayala Omf I must have been half asleep when I wrote that lmao
ramirezthesilvite
5:18 he should’ve held the birds on his middlefingers.
"Bad guys don't go left to right"
-Jon Jafari, 2014
This video is almost 5 years old.
Holy shit how things have changed in that half decade
Bell Knight ikr times have changed
Now normal boots is dead
time sucks
2:10
2014 - What's interesting here is that it's structured like an iPhone game, or even like a Flash game. We all know how popular those games have become in recent years - so popular the market's oversaturated to the brim.
2019 - Flash will be phased out by the end of this year
But seriously though, those Flash games were basically my and my brother's entire childhoods, we still can't believe they're being phased out, I have an entire folder of downloaded SWF files so I can still play them after the purge.
@@taurterus8306 I've done the same thing. We didn't have much money growing up, so Flash games were some of the only ones I could play. I have a decent-sized folder of my favorite games, and if you remember Kongregate, they've recently launched a game store that also hosts Flash games that you can play from the desktop, called Kartridge. Check it out, and buy a game to support it so they can keep it running.
Jerry...
jelly...
Did the Japanese just stereotype themselves?
You ever play Yu-Gi-Oh? There's a card featuring a comic jelly bean with a sword named Jerry Beans Man.
well i mean, its a stereotype because they dont HAVE an L.
so its interchangeable when theyre using foreign words
zoro could be zolo, herro, thats why if they do something phoenetically it would try and make it work
like the battle of trafalgar would be tora-faru-ga, it gets you to the same place but is always going to sound like youre not saying l
so yeah, they did, but not in the way youre thinking, its just how their language work
its not like a swedish game naming an attack "ja sauna jargen hargen"
@@BeowulfNorther You ruined the damn joke!
@@BeowulfNorther dude....
Koolen Dasheppi honestly reading his comment after reading the joke made it funnier for me.
Everybody gangster until darc seed brings the Statue of Liberty to life
We don’t have enough eyeballs to take him down
Still here rewatching all of Jontron’s videos after all these years
5:29 Fun fact: this game actually got sold for free as the developers forgot to remove the level select in the demo disk. :7
And now in 2023 (almost 2024), the game costs over $10,000. 🙂
"Where'd this learn to save a nation?
The United States?"
*Seinfeld theme intensifies
Seinfeld...as in Jerry Seinfeld? *JERRY!?*
@@peucoman is getting upset!
Strongest Potato Nnnnnewman.
Bro..........this is my new favorite comment of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahh yes, I see you too are a man of culture.
Never thought Korone Chi would play the weirdest Japanese Shoot ‘Em Up game Cho Aniki. And her live stream happening today lead me straight back to this video.
9:55 Ricardos grandfather!!! We have found the legend
1:15 Either that's a REAL thing that actually exists, or he designed and printed out that cover art only to make that split-second joke. Either way, I'm positively impressed.
Of all vegetables, why artichoke???
It's just regular old Desert Strike, with an artichoke printed on it.
I looked it up. Unfortunately it was photoshopped
Potato: French Fries
Jerry: Jelly Beans
Pie: Cream Pies
Ice: Ice Cream
Yeah okay.
oh god PLEASE DONT SAY CREAM PIE!
Dan Man10 MUHAHAHAHAHAH
***** Or snow cones. It's kind of hard to tell between ice cream and snow cones.
CrusadingChristian "ice" is litterally how they call ice cream in japan. Not surprisingly since it's just "ice cream" but omitting the cream.
***** And people wonder where the food modes in Tyrian came from
10:27
I don’t know how, but it suddenly just cracks me up everytime! Like 😂😂😂
9:13 That head is just "saving" America like America is "saving" other countries.
For the record, Touhou's not weird enough to stand up to the games we see in this video.
nor obscure enoght
Murcia doxial See? This guy gets it.
Mr. Grakk i get what? :3, do i get an award?!
Mr. Grakk It may not be weird enough.... But the Tohou games just need to have their own JonTron video. Maybe a drunk one. Those are always funny.
Shadow The Gengar I vote for not encouraging Jon to drink.
5:07 "That Frankenstein just flipped me the double bird, and then lasers came out"
5:18 “Two can play at that game!”
Proceeds to lift up two Jacques that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
9:50 my house started shaking during this part and I started freaking out lol
1:41 "Welcome to *my* Fantasy Zone"
I sometimes forget that I'm watching an actual jontron vid and not a ytp. Then I wonder why everything is so normal
What is ytp?
@ ex0duzz
A "YTP" or RUclips Poop is a staple of old-age youtube meme making, pick any form of digital media ever, and imagine the most insane depraved shit you can, add in some distortions and you've got YTP!
Sounds pretty accurate
7.62 x39mm
Wow good Way of describing it I thought you were going to fail but that’s pretty good
7.62 x39mm
What a helpful intermediate rifle cartridge
6:36 did . . . .did I just see that right? Jontron . . . putting a game . . . .in it's correct console?? I mean last time he did this he submersed the whole thing underwater.
the game was just that special that it deserved this sort of treatment.
He had to shake things up. Besides, it still made a Game Boy Color sound effect, so it wasn't actually correct
It made a Gameboy boo-ding, so it's technically wrong, I guess? It's definitely one of the more mild of system boot-ups he has ever done.
Congratulations, Jon, you're overcoming your inability to put a game into its own console. You're a role model to us all.
Unoriginal Username OH GAWD HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID, THE SMBS, MMMMMMMMMH
*Titenic*
Was recommended this after Shinzo Abe was assassinated
0:53 Touhou music (TD stage 3 theme)
"Jerry? *_JERRY!?_* Johns gettin upset!"
Seinfeld reference.
To me the rest of the episode can just be Yada-Yada-Yada-ed.
I'm willing to take a guess they meant jelly, as in jelly beans, because that's what it looks like they're doin'
@@theinsomniactepig9305 i might think that by "Jerry" they actually meant "Jelly" in japanese accent
@@janmanuel4273 yeah. There's no "L" in Japanese. Those 2 sounds, "R" and "L" are interchangeable basically. That's why you see that mistake so often. I know... it takes the humor out of it, but "the more you know."
4:48 I was expecting a Seinfeld reference, and I was not dissapointed.
Jontron never dissapoints.
Yes, an intellectual I have found.
You’d be surprised in 2021
@@pixelwizard9652 it's 2022. I can confirm that he never disappoints.
GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY
9:29 *LADIES AND FRICKS THOU JONTRON HAS DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST PEACE OF MEDIA THAT HAS EVER UNLEASHED APON HUMANITY*
8 years later and these videos are still very refreshing to rewatch
11:39 can never be unseen...or can it?! the plot of _Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2_ involves Jim Carrey trying to erase that one moment
o_o, you being cereal right now? ...cauuuuse I wanna see it then :D
Fun seeing a comment from the songify folks. "Reality Hits You Hard Bro" is too fantastic. =D
schmoyoho *N O I T C A N T B E U N S E E N*
Hey smo, do pbg's cole
THIS WILL NEVER BE UNSEEN
I had Fantasy Zone as a kid. I have no idea where it came from, neither do my parents - it just turned up.
Lee K Like…the cartridge just appeared in your house? Either a friend forgot it out your house, or you had a very strange intruder XD
And if it's the ladder, you might want to tell your parents to change their home security system lol
Lee K
I played it on that Sega game collection for the 360
Lee K that happened to me, when I had my PS2 random games(Destroy All Humans 2, Smackdown vs. Raw 2004, Sly Cooper) would just show up
2020. Time to re-binge some JonTron
When you (as the content creator) are aware about COPPA
3:59
jerry beans...on my mind
The wi-fi sucks here.
JON'S GETTING UPSET!
.....I crah mah eyes out ohbehr youuuuu....
I had ridean 4 on the Xbox 360
insert undertale reference here
Man 1910 times were *JERRY*
Y'know I don't mean to sound cheesy, but I never thought a comment I made would get 15 likes, let alone 150! Thanks to everyone for liking and enjoying this comment!
Whoo! 200th like...
I hate my existence.
It's a Jelly Bean weapon, but Japanese has no 'L' sounds. They come out like a rolled 'R'.
Carter Heck hey im Jerry
Fight me
390 likes....just wow...you guys are amazing!
Bit of a Japanese lesson here. The part about the Jerry=Jelly thing is probably correct. It's most likely a mistranslation, due to the fact that in loan words to mimic the "L" sound, the characters ラ, リ, ル, レ, or ロ are used due to a slight "L" sound in there pronunciation. But those characters are closer to an "R" sound(and end up being transliterated as ra, ri, ru, re, and ro) so are also used for that sound . So end result being that Jerry=ジェリー and Jelly=ジェリー (both pronounced jerii). Though jelly can also be spelt ジェリィ(which is pronounced the same as the pervious spelling.) and also ゼリー(Zerii).
How do u say i just vomited in Japanese?
3:21 the entirety of 2020 to 2021
_>adds Touhou music_
_>doesn't mention any Touhou games_
Touhou too decent for these insaneties, dont you think?
Even if sometimes it brings up human eating, and deaply drunk ahmm... girls...
i think its best touhou isnt introduced to a wider group of people in the west
@@myon- I wonder if I dont know all of them to LoLK.
You think wrong, son!
HERESY
And in today's JonTron comments section:
People talking about JonTron and the Retarded PS4 event.
People complaining about the JonTron Retarded PS4 event.
People asking why Touhou isn't in this.
People asking why their weird Japanese Shoot Em Up isn't in this.
People saying that while they love JonTron, he still makes mistakes.
People saying JonTron isn't funny any more.
People saying JonTron is still funny.
People saying JonTron is a sellout.
People saying JonTron needs to earn money, so those people who hate the audible ads should fuck off.
People saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U
Wait what up with jon and ps4, I missed this story.
Canyon Storm He called one of their business practices "retarded", and then came the tumblr users all "OMFG HE SAID RETARDED", along with so many of those words they love to make up to describe how much they're not like you. Everything after that is more or less just a growth of the original problem.
Lopiny ...Really? Way to be overly PC tumblr.
Also, people talking about what people are talking about in this comments section
You missed the 1% of people saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U
JonTron has such durability. His videos are so rewatchable
5:16 Tell me why this whole time I was thinking that they just edited Jauqe on both of Jons hand, instead of there being Jauqe and another bird. Wait a minute th-
Alright Japan. I love you, you gave us Touhou.
But Japan.
Japan.
*Why.*
@veevyo the story is a bit weird but the games themselves are pretty standard in terms of visuals and mechanics
@veevyo i fail to see the problem :)
Tofu is Chinese, I now this is an old comment, but it needs to be clarified.
I cant escape Touhou no matter how hard i try
And trust me, you never will. So just let Touhou and ZUN himself come as they come.
9:50 OH GOD I CAN'T BREATHE x'D this is the best JonTron yet can't wait for the next one xD instant favorite ^_^
Also truxton is a really cool shooter game :D check it out if you get the chance ^w^
I love him!!!! He's so amazing!!! Do you know yamimash? 030
Javice Martinez yes xD do you know markiplier :D
Yus 030 he is so gorgeous!!!!!
Javice Martinez x3
It's depression hours and I'm watching JonTron at 3am to try and giggle or something so thanks Jon lol
2:42 I don't think I want to know. 😄
"[...] Save everyone, by killing everyone. Where this guy learned how to save a country? The United States?"
Take my like
And you sir, mine.
lets bomb everything 030
Owen Bodine
Only when there's nothing but ashes left will they know true FREEDOM
11:25
*O O O O O H H H H H H*
That's what it was!
OH! That what it is! Thats the last one! It's over!
the old videos are so good
"I HAVE FALLEN AND CHOSEN NOT TO GET UP!"
*"I HAVE FALLEN AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!"
"I HAVE GET UP AND I CHOOSE NOT TO FALLEN!"
"I HAVE UP TO GET FALLS & I NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE!"
I dont feel good...
Rockabiliter Is A Cool Word I've been referencing that all day
11:10 So Chou Aniki's final boss is... Vladimir Putin, naked, with a twitch in his right leg and some sort of Event Horizon-y humonogous contraption on his genital area??? WTF JAPAN????
No.
That's the first boss.
+Joseph Donnelly Subsequent bosses get a lot weirder and gayer.
+Jame Gumb DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM! Mere mortals do not have the capacity in their minds or their souls to comprehend the sheer evil that awaits them!
Jame Gumb another has fallen...
+TheGrayMysterious Wat
Man, I miss him like this. I really do.
i watch like 3 of these a day and i watched them all like 5 years ago when they came out.... how rewatchable
>talks about japanese Shoot Em' Ups
>puts Touhou music in the video
>doesn't talk about Touhou
***** Unless you think a flying shrine maiden, alongside a magician, another shrine maiden and a maid, defeating vampires, ghosts, lunarians, gods, cats, crows, a buddhist, a taoist, a bunch of instruments and a girl flying inside a bowl is completely normal.
Lucasa9Poke Its not that abnormal especially not to this level lol. I wish he would do a video on normal ones so he would HAVE to include Touhou though.
Touhou isn't that weird.
>uses greentext outside of 4chan
the violinist >never went to 4chan
>uses it anyway
I love how just because someone uses "autistic" or "retarded" as an insult, people automatically assume these people hate all people with metal disabilities. But if someone uses "dick" or "pussy" as an insult you don't assume those people hate genitals or people with genitals. (Betcha $10 I'm gonna get called an insensitive bitch)
***** Thank you. You is best person ever.
***** Umm... I have no idea what that means, but that's what they're defined as? I'm not saying they're stupid or anything, like my autistic little brother knows, like, insanely obscure stuff. I'm just a little unclear on what you're trying to say...
*****
Oh, fuck me 😖
*****
Very clever (that's what I get for being a smartass to other people)
Most FUCKING random conversation ever
Is this a conversation
Coming back to these is like catching up with an old friend. Thanks Jon. You help me connect with friends that I can't connect with anymore.
6:13 Is that Tom Nook in a flying cannon boat?
3:07 "Story here is one for the ages"
For ages 18+ i imagine?
I just realized the "Jerry" at 4:55 is Engrish "Jelly"
My life is complete now.
5:10 for the double bird scene if anyone's interested
Remember when jontron reviewed video games? Its been so long since i felt true happiness
"The Japanese make some crazy shit, but what can you expect when they've been living on an island for what thousands of years. Your brain's bound to make up weird stuff."
This makes so much sense. How did I not see it before.
It's called...isolation.
Yeah, isolation does some fucked up things to you. I can personally attest to that myself.
I live in ireland, and that only happens to some of us... Pour exemple moi
"Now I'm no eyeball scientist, but I don't think you get to have that many eyeballs" made me laugh possibly harder than any other thing I have seen on RUclips.
I love rewatching jontron vids, the humor is so timeless, yet so nostalgic 😫I LOVE IT
"Where did he learn how to save a country? America?" oof
DOUBLE BIRD DEATH STAR!!
+hoffy1138 hey hoffy
+hoffy1138 HOFFY1138!!!!!!!
Smile Wii U everyday.
BANGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA BLOWN UP NES WORLD .......BU!!!!!...
+hoffy1138 OH HEY
The jerry-jelly typo is a result of how the Japanese pronounce it. Rs and Ls are used interchangeably, so errors like this are common. Jerry or jelly, they'd pronounce both the same way.
+ReiuShanra
Japanese Ranguage.
i don't think it was done on accident, my dude
Tom and jelly.
ReiuShanra Shut the fuck up you dirty weeb.
ReiuShanra Herro, wrercrome to our home
I miss JonTrons video game videos.
9:41
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down...
Don't you finish the rest of those lyrics
8:04-8:12 Hands down, one of the BEST JonTron reactions in history!
*whhaaaut daaahh faaaaaaauuuck*
"jerry?? jerry!! jons gettin upset!!!"
Eric Payne THE GERREYS ARE COMING.
Herro Jerry...Hello Jelly.....pattern?
3:49 accompanied with jontron explains everything
3:49 Q U E E F
I HAVE FALLEN. AND I CHOSE *NOT* TO GET UP!!
The Other Guy 150th like
well atleast pope francis decided to show up
*CHOOSE