Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH - JonTron

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @jurassickaiju14
    @jurassickaiju14 5 лет назад +4028

    9:09 You know, there's something kind of heartwarming how JonTron flies into a rage at the sight of a thug beating up an elderly woman.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +200

      Outa this house! OUTA DIS HAUS! Spi'it's begone from this HOUSE!

    • @mdragarg
      @mdragarg 4 года назад +86

      Pretty sure he was just weirded out by the whole game in general and not just that part

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 года назад +267

      @@mdragarg I think the thug beating up that elderly woman was the straw that broke the camel's back.

    • @TimKif-tf7xm
      @TimKif-tf7xm 4 года назад +23

      Chaos89P Indeed it was

    • @ofearghailthefearless6481
      @ofearghailthefearless6481 4 года назад +44

      Chaos89P more like the straw that broke JON’S back....and his patience

  • @saltyk9869
    @saltyk9869 8 лет назад +6925

    "Jon doesn't know how to end videos."

    • @jroldo8353
      @jroldo8353 8 лет назад +129

      My favorite is the scary horseradish jar xD.

    • @CalamityArtisan
      @CalamityArtisan 8 лет назад +75

      No, he knows exactly how to end videos. Here's the best ending ever
      ruclips.net/video/aq7rhn3h1m0/видео.html

    • @jroldo8353
      @jroldo8353 8 лет назад +24

      Samuel Nunes
      You accidentally sent a 0 0 timestamp. xD. I know what you're going for though.

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 5 лет назад +9

      clearly

    • @patrickjones5215
      @patrickjones5215 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 лет назад +3738

    7:28
    Look at Jon's fucking face. He had that line planned out, and it came out far better than he expected it to.

    • @thepuppet6915
      @thepuppet6915 9 лет назад +72

      So the legendary ChickenPika watches JonTron as well!

    • @shinobiscorpion1382
      @shinobiscorpion1382 9 лет назад +105

      The Puppet Who?

    • @thepuppet6915
      @thepuppet6915 9 лет назад +7

      The guy that posted the comment I replied to. You should check him out, he's pretty funny.

    • @Cade_The_Squirrel
      @Cade_The_Squirrel 9 лет назад +3

      ChickenPika I thought you said you didn't like JonTron, Mr. Pika?

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 9 лет назад +78

      I didn't like him. Then I actually gave him a chance.

  • @dizzyyy_
    @dizzyyy_ 5 лет назад +2940

    7:25 still cracks me up to this day
    *_i aiiiiiiiiiin't 'avin that shih._*

    • @kagithkagith
      @kagithkagith 4 года назад +73

      I come back to this video, almost religiously, just because I think about this several times a week

    • @deadcell9787
      @deadcell9787 4 года назад +27

      @@kagithkagith I just saw this for the first time cant stop laughing

    • @bloodface24
      @bloodface24 4 года назад +79

      Gotta love Jon's cheeky little smirk at the end too lol.

    • @PhantomTiger1396
      @PhantomTiger1396 4 года назад +11

      @@deadcell9787 it's a blessing isn't it?

    • @soundaholixx
      @soundaholixx 4 года назад +33

      The best part is how he's almost crackin up when he says it

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 6 лет назад +6274

    so many memes in one ep how does he do it

  • @josephedmond3723
    @josephedmond3723 6 лет назад +2015

    "Reality sucks, at least there were superheroes, in fake. Let's go play one about it."
    Speech: 1

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign 6 лет назад +2265

    1:11 "Reality sucks"...oh no, watch out for the Goosebumps Reality Police.

    • @itsthekyle8841
      @itsthekyle8841 5 лет назад +142

      THATS REALITY (thunder and lightning)

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 5 лет назад +42

      True fans right here ✊😆

    • @b4nd1t9
      @b4nd1t9 5 лет назад +29

      Sick callback dude

    • @thereaper8595
      @thereaper8595 5 лет назад +19

      It’s to late they got him

    • @pepsicrusader535
      @pepsicrusader535 5 лет назад +9

      That’s how it is that’s reality

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 2 года назад +288

    7:23 - Jon's smile after realizing he delivered that line perfectly always gets me. :-)

  • @OldAccount101_veryold
    @OldAccount101_veryold 3 года назад +3788

    Finally, this classic is available for nintendo switch.

    • @bobo5mii
      @bobo5mii 3 года назад +72

      I see you came back as well.

    • @justjoshingu5480
      @justjoshingu5480 3 года назад +42

      For a good cause

    • @ANonnieMusArt
      @ANonnieMusArt 3 года назад +41

      Men of culture

    • @Waltman13
      @Waltman13 3 года назад +86

      hell yea now you can bonk granny on the go

    • @Joogoo96
      @Joogoo96 3 года назад +9

      Indeed

  • @augustsky4839
    @augustsky4839 4 года назад +928

    I love that you can see how much Jacque loves Jon, constantly grooming him and playing with his shirt, just staying on his shoulder... it's so cute, birds don't hang out on you unless they really love and trust you. Even with how loud and unpredictable Jon can be, Jacque doesn't panic that trust is so sweet. Love the video too, this is like the fourteenth time i've rewatched it.

    • @mats7426
      @mats7426 2 года назад +14

      He has clipped wings but i still think he loves his owner

    • @RozehKakes
      @RozehKakes 2 года назад +7

      has it been said that Jon clipped them? i feel like we've seen Jacques (and Jons other yellow red and green bird) fly even if for a little bit
      im genuinely curious too, i dont mean this to be rude or anything

    • @kerokerocola99
      @kerokerocola99 Год назад +22

      @@RozehKakes jon hung out a lot with holly (ross's ex wife who cheated on him) who's apparently a bird nut, and on the home alone video spaghetti and jacques but fly around him.
      so by those two things i'd say they don't have their wings clipped.

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella Год назад +32

      A couple years late, but I know from experience that some birds associate loud with happy. Our old budgie was that way - if people started talking loud or shouting, she'd get excited and bob her head and make happy kissing noises (we always kissed her beak and she learned to imitate it to show affection). I've seen Jacques do similar and head bob when Jon gets loud. So not only is he okay with the volume, but he views it as fun.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Год назад +1

      This is only my 2nd/3rd

  • @elizabethmarie5269
    @elizabethmarie5269 2 года назад +181

    I love how quickly they had to cut the “I ain’t having the shit” clip bc you can tell by the split second they left in of jon smiling that he realized he just did a fantastic take, and it was, bravo

  • @caiorezei
    @caiorezei 3 года назад +169

    2:29 "This gon' be a good game."
    Oh, but Jon, you didn't say it would be a good video also! Here I am, nine years later, rewatching this, still loving it as much as before.
    Timeless classic.

  • @GunnyMo03
    @GunnyMo03 6 лет назад +1415

    At 9:18 when he started destroying the game with Mjolnir I was thinking "that's a lot of plastic from a Game Card" then I realized all the plastic was coming from the hammer and I was like "THE GAME IS IMMORTAL!"

  • @YellowSun765Z
    @YellowSun765Z 5 лет назад +1781

    7:09 Fool me once, i'm mad. Fool me twice, how could you? Fool me three times, you're officially that guy ok? yeah, y'know the one, you're goin' around the bar and he's like "This suit is uhhh... officially it's a Giorgio Armani, ech, my dad knows him" FUCK YOU! IIIII AAAAAAAIIINNNN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!
    Best quote ever.

    • @amxrelette
      @amxrelette 5 лет назад +13

      So true XD

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +24

      There are plenty of animations floating on RUclips, that use exactly that segment ^^ one famous one has been made in SFM.

    • @jjoe5062
      @jjoe5062 5 лет назад +11

      h3 was bout to crack up after he finished the quote xD

    • @S-TeC84
      @S-TeC84 5 лет назад +1

      Comical!!!!...Cause it's true...FUCK YOU!!!...ha.

    • @5udimax
      @5udimax 4 года назад

      @@jjoe5062 h3?

  • @danielquinlan2457
    @danielquinlan2457 9 лет назад +3395

    9:29 Jontron uses Mjolnir to destroy a NES cartridge. Mjolnir breaks.

    • @TheChaztato
      @TheChaztato 9 лет назад +483

      Daniel Quinlan actually Mjolnir snaps in two
      Just kidding!

    • @lunardogs2416
      @lunardogs2416 9 лет назад +161

      +The Chaztato yeh, FUCK you!
      I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiin't havin' dat shit!

    • @giancalix217
      @giancalix217 9 лет назад +24

      YEAH FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

    • @jazzbk6242
      @jazzbk6242 9 лет назад +88

      NES cartridge too worthy.

    • @juliomontoya8824
      @juliomontoya8824 9 лет назад +4

      +Daniel Quinlan Best part is that I saw a Cards Against Humanity game once. That was an Option.

  • @MastaFrank01
    @MastaFrank01 Год назад +24

    That ending still cracks me up even 10 years later. Boy what I wouldn't give to hear that theme song again for just one of johns new videos and something that treads these waters again.

  • @MetaMagnus
    @MetaMagnus 6 лет назад +3159

    9:29 Jon predicted what happens in Thor Ragnarok 5 years ago.

  • @TheStrikeofGod
    @TheStrikeofGod 8 лет назад +1451

    Jon, if you ever unlist this video you will officially be "that guy"
    Don't be that guy Jon.

    • @r.williams1985
      @r.williams1985 8 лет назад +89

      Yeah you know the guy, you go to the bar he says "THIS SUITS OFFICIALLY GORGIO ARMANI ECCH MY DAD KNOWS HIM" FUCK YOU

    • @popp4546
      @popp4546 8 лет назад +6

      because of the bad dragon dildo?

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 8 лет назад +21

      the big pop No because Jon has been unlisting his videos recently like Kings Quest V, for no reason.

    • @3lAngel96
      @3lAngel96 8 лет назад +42

      I aaaiiint haven that shieet

    • @8belleangel8
      @8belleangel8 8 лет назад +4

      thank you for reminding me! i was wondering which one was missing from my playlist! :)

  • @annme_87
    @annme_87 6 лет назад +2416

    It was pretty rude if you to include those Thor Ragnarok spoilers in the garage scene.

  • @KodaBear56
    @KodaBear56 3 года назад +107

    It's coming on NES Online for the Switch! finally we can all play the Claws of Heugh!

  • @Playhard97
    @Playhard97 9 лет назад +995

    I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT HAVING THAT SHIT! ~ John Tron (2012)

    • @Zokeyr
      @Zokeyr 9 лет назад +23

      Kid Kennedy His name isn't John, it actually is Jon. I know, weird right?

    • @soloops8322
      @soloops8322 9 лет назад +1

      Minecraftian142 short for jonathan, I ave a friend who goes by jon

    • @Zokeyr
      @Zokeyr 9 лет назад +3

      I have 2

    • @cephalontaun4856
      @cephalontaun4856 9 лет назад +5

      Kid Kennedy
      Jon Jafari*

    • @Zokeyr
      @Zokeyr 9 лет назад

      The Radioactive Birds No he meant what he said. He just spelled "Jon" wrong.

  • @VelSparko
    @VelSparko 8 лет назад +3809

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    actually crowbar
    snaps in two

    • @dogchow99
      @dogchow99 8 лет назад +4

      omfg XD

    • @darthnihilus9964
      @darthnihilus9964 8 лет назад +97

      JUST KIDDING!

    • @vic1945
      @vic1945 8 лет назад +15

      I won in lottery!

    • @vic1945
      @vic1945 8 лет назад +16

      Just kidding!

    • @odeiomine
      @odeiomine 8 лет назад +57

      Congratulations you won the jef and paul award for excellence in repetitive comments

  • @Bluk34dewnxt3
    @Bluk34dewnxt3 9 лет назад +402

    I don't fully understand what it is about Jon that is so awesome but I've spent the last week rewatching the same eleven videos.

    • @renbiscotti1514
      @renbiscotti1514 9 лет назад +23

      all his vids are rewatchable

    • @Bluk34dewnxt3
      @Bluk34dewnxt3 9 лет назад +18

      Definitely. I mean, there's no other RUclipsr that I rewatch the videos of. Jon's just that awesome.

    • @renbiscotti1514
      @renbiscotti1514 9 лет назад +2

      I agree

    • @marcen12
      @marcen12 9 лет назад +10

      +Exploding Penguin (looks at your comment) Heh, nothing unusual here.

    • @Bluk34dewnxt3
      @Bluk34dewnxt3 9 лет назад +1

      What's weird, dood? The fact that I mentioned only re-watching eleven videos?

  • @willb.7417
    @willb.7417 3 года назад +245

    i forgot how batshit crazy jontron's early vids were jesus christ

    • @Themonkeymartin
      @Themonkeymartin 9 месяцев назад +15

      How did he come up with all of this and how are the videos so fluid even with all the chaos. Nothing makes any sense yet the editing, the music and the gameplay go in complete harmony. What the hell

    • @Martynde
      @Martynde 7 месяцев назад +9

      They were the best.

    • @Optim121
      @Optim121 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Themonkeymartin he worked with egoraptor and they were a perfect comedic duo

  • @zakstorm5171
    @zakstorm5171 6 лет назад +741

    JonTron: "this gun be a good game."
    Jacques: *NOM NOM*

    • @itriggerpeople4433
      @itriggerpeople4433 4 года назад +14

      I feel like that bird will eat anything lol and I love how Jon is just used to it

  • @offplayStudios
    @offplayStudios 8 лет назад +250

    7:08 ...Legit my favorite line from any JonTron video.

    • @Mr.Plow21
      @Mr.Plow21 8 лет назад +30

      offplay I aeeeen having that shit

    • @JennyBamable
      @JennyBamable 7 лет назад +34

      that fucking smile he gives the camera, he didn't know it would work out so well

    • @xspeed105
      @xspeed105 7 лет назад

      So true, ever so true!

    • @JustSomeGuyForChrist
      @JustSomeGuyForChrist 6 лет назад

      offplay 7:09*

  • @funInRust
    @funInRust 5 лет назад +1639

    Exactly how much of Jons hair has Jacques consumed in this episode?

  • @natedogggaming1607
    @natedogggaming1607 4 года назад +116

    The Ghirahim music at 8:13 got me so badly I was on the floor laughing

    • @samuraibeluga3749
      @samuraibeluga3749 2 года назад +4

      its been so long but thank you so much for finally ending my life long search for that soundtrack XD

  • @ATTJ7628
    @ATTJ7628 5 лет назад +883

    This is Jon's opus, he's never gonna top this.

    • @bongosmcdongos4190
      @bongosmcdongos4190 5 лет назад +67

      I haven't watched this yet, but cmon flex tape will be tough to beat

    • @yotube161
      @yotube161 5 лет назад +6

      bongos mcDongos What do you think now?

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 лет назад +8

      Flex seal

    • @ItzhakEthanEskimo
      @ItzhakEthanEskimo 4 года назад +34

      @@bongosmcdongos4190 No

    • @AdamG1983
      @AdamG1983 4 года назад +15

      His second peak was Flex Tape. He's slowly slipping now

  • @DankNorway
    @DankNorway 6 лет назад +1377

    The end of this video still confuses me to this day

  • @byoocannon
    @byoocannon 5 лет назад +507

    It's taken me seven years since this video came out for me to realize he's singing She's A Lady by Tom Jones at the end. I can finally sleep soundly tonight.

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 4 года назад +8

      Kendall Buchanan Is that what it is?!

    • @PipeGuy64Bit
      @PipeGuy64Bit 4 года назад +11

      Oh my god it is. I've been wondering that too.

    • @KevinFinkbeiner
      @KevinFinkbeiner 4 года назад +8

      Oh, man, it was driving me up a wall, I just had to know! Thank you for finding out!

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 3 года назад +13

      It took me 8 years to realize the "That was a joke thx 4 coming" music is the Mario 3D Land theme sped-up.

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 3 года назад

      Did you not listen to what he's saying. Damn you're a bit spesh

  • @brideofduscur
    @brideofduscur 3 года назад +128

    “I think they used our likenesses. Can we sue?”
    “Out the butt.”
    “Yeah, we should sue.”

    • @jmeister7482
      @jmeister7482 3 года назад +8

      Man! Reality Sucks.....At least they were Superheros in Fake! Let's go play one about it.....

  • @wtflol3657
    @wtflol3657 8 лет назад +1734

    1:11
    "Man, reality sucks!"
    GUILTY!
    GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!

  • @FoxyPercival714
    @FoxyPercival714 6 лет назад +297

    Why do I always love Jontron's HEUGH noises?

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 4 года назад +9

      Because, despite the title, "HEUGH" comes out of nowhere.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Год назад +3

      Because you're a HEUGHman being

  • @AJF786
    @AJF786 8 лет назад +592

    I was hoping Jon would at least get to the part where you find the previous superhero's corpse strung up in the sewers.

    • @jdjohnson1591
      @jdjohnson1591 8 лет назад +111

      ...pardon?

    • @AJF786
      @AJF786 8 лет назад +119

      Vector, he was killed by Sutekh's goons. You find his hideout under a phone booth where his "brain" was uploaded to a computer and he gives you advice and stuff.

    • @ForestWizardLookingForPotion
      @ForestWizardLookingForPotion 8 лет назад +55

      +Hylian Fox u mean by heugh's goons?

    • @bsheets5888
      @bsheets5888 8 лет назад +1

      dead as a ring talked rock wallaby!

    • @casportflyers
      @casportflyers 8 лет назад +1

      Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 3 года назад +39

    I cannot stress enough how *brilliant* Jon's delivery is in this. Absolute peak comedic performance. I could easily do a video essay on _just_ this video.

  • @cw1191
    @cw1191 7 лет назад +124

    roses are red
    nightshade should quit
    crowbar breaks in two
    I AIIIINT HAVEN THAT SHIT

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 9 лет назад +963

    Did Jon just break Mjolnir on the game cartridge?

    • @spaceknight4730
      @spaceknight4730 9 лет назад +196

      Asgardian magic and Uru metal has nothing on the abomination of Nightshade.

    • @JollyNator
      @JollyNator 9 лет назад +1

      +Rikusgirl001 Thor would NOT approve. lol

    • @TanKMeteoR
      @TanKMeteoR 9 лет назад +69

      +SonicColorsfan9000 so JonTron is worthy of wielding Mjolnir? Dayum

    • @powdertoastman83
      @powdertoastman83 9 лет назад +11

      +Smiles to a point that he even breaks it lol

    • @wheremybike
      @wheremybike 9 лет назад +20

      +Gman 2worthy4mjolnir

  • @snoopthedog6895
    @snoopthedog6895 5 лет назад +472

    7:08 the beginning of,the funniest jontron clip ever

    • @snoopthedog6895
      @snoopthedog6895 5 лет назад +20

      FUK U I AIIIIIIINNNNT HAVIN THAAAAT SHIT

    • @MathIguess
      @MathIguess 4 года назад +11

      I love that you can see that even Jon was gonna laugh while recording that xD

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 года назад +9

      *I A I I I I N N N T HAVIN DAT SHIT*

  • @justacat9739
    @justacat9739 3 года назад +120

    Shoutouts to Nintendo putting this on the switch, Didn't see that one coming

  • @NapoleChan
    @NapoleChan 5 лет назад +1005

    We need a petition for a new weed strain called JonCron. It's really good quality, but only is available twice a year.

    • @Deamons64
      @Deamons64 5 лет назад +32

      Dream The Endless that already exists. It’s called “gods gift” it takes around 5 months to grow fully, and sells out super fast. But, next time I have some, I’ll refer to it as JonCron

    • @NoSoapp
      @NoSoapp 5 лет назад +1

      Rip chessie engines

    • @MewTheGamer
      @MewTheGamer 4 года назад +3

      Wow! Marijuana was legalized!

    • @FanboyKisser
      @FanboyKisser 4 года назад +1

      It also snaps in half

    • @zackbrooks8123
      @zackbrooks8123 4 года назад +3

      I would like this comment but it's at 420 sooo....

  • @Whienzarth
    @Whienzarth 8 лет назад +231

    I dont think any Jontron episode has ended as bizarrely as this one.

    • @spikejoseph5482
      @spikejoseph5482 8 лет назад +21

      JonTron and George Lucas go to Jupiter is pretty fucking weird

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 8 лет назад +2

      Was that one of the Starcade ones?

    • @PLAYERHATER-jz7he
      @PLAYERHATER-jz7he 8 лет назад

      +Jay M (JokerJay779) no

    • @TheGodshatter
      @TheGodshatter 7 лет назад +2

      RustedShutKnight how about when he meets bootleg Micheal Jackson and gets turned into a bootleg game. Lol

    • @KrisFrost4359
      @KrisFrost4359 7 лет назад

      What about Food Games part 1? Grimbo and Slave Master Jon still confuses the fuck out of me.

  • @Yatsuzume
    @Yatsuzume 6 лет назад +1699

    Jon predicted both shooting stars and vaporwave

    • @Alto_C
      @Alto_C 6 лет назад +71

      Plus thor ragnarok

    • @sockmon1
      @sockmon1 6 лет назад +13

      Username and no one cared about it until Jhonyy boy

    • @laggyshaggy3230
      @laggyshaggy3230 6 лет назад +13

      Yatsuzume yes correct you are i come from 2020 where vaperwave is our president

    • @pdfyakuza
      @pdfyakuza 6 лет назад +2

      Yatsuzume fancy meeting you here

    • @hungolungo
      @hungolungo 6 лет назад +3

      We should sue Marvel.

  • @samprice1598
    @samprice1598 7 месяцев назад +5

    Vintage jontron. I will always love this man

  • @bluesuedeswede2041
    @bluesuedeswede2041 7 лет назад +54

    I love how jacque just sits on his shoulder, its so cute

    • @laggyshaggy3230
      @laggyshaggy3230 6 лет назад +2

      KENNY YOUR ALIVE !!!!!!!!!! YOU DIED YESTERDAY DUDE

  • @ejscorp
    @ejscorp 8 лет назад +736

    The cow says, "Moo"
    The dog says, "Woof"
    The eagle says... "SHIET!"

  • @makaiahben8811
    @makaiahben8811 8 лет назад +173

    when the dude was beating the old lady and the camara zoomed in and the music stopped i almost died

    • @papayer
      @papayer 7 лет назад +5

      _Doo Doo doodoo-_

    • @YuckCanuck
      @YuckCanuck 7 лет назад +6

      SICK A YO SHIET.

  • @zero.g13
    @zero.g13 4 года назад +32

    the damn witch cry at 6:11 brought back nightmares from L4D1

  • @literallyablackscreen7955
    @literallyablackscreen7955 8 лет назад +215

    rip nightshade game you will be forever missed. eh maybe not

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 8 лет назад +319

    That ending made more sense than the "Lost" finale.

    • @heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485
      @heheheiamasuperstarcatgirl8485 7 лет назад +6

      Alex Rees made more sense than the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey

    • @EasifyGames
      @EasifyGames 7 лет назад +3

      Fuck you Lost is awesome.

    • @helpimarock66
      @helpimarock66 7 лет назад +2

      Pickpocket I didn't say I didn't like lost, I said that the ending was garbage.
      Seasons 1 - 4 of lost was some of the best television ever, but they totally screwed the pooch on every episode afterward.

    • @EasifyGames
      @EasifyGames 7 лет назад +2

      +Alex Rees The ending wasn't bad.

    • @helpimarock66
      @helpimarock66 7 лет назад +15

      Pickpocket I thought it was lazy as hell. They ran out of time to come up with a coherent and structurally-sound ending to the island plot, so they pulled a half-assed "it was all part of god's plan"-ending out of their ass to at least try and please the christian demographic.

  • @DrPluton
    @DrPluton 8 лет назад +501

    I still say that that was a great grate.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 8 лет назад +20

      DrPluton Gr8 gr8 m8

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 8 лет назад +10

      r8 8/8?

    • @rossstotz775
      @rossstotz775 7 лет назад +1

      EHW2 i€\*{ta$-8/lk 8/$Li&&/$ke 9/$4&/$4th&:$at in translation it's i talk like that lol 😂 🐉

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 7 лет назад +5

      Ross Stotz
      Dude are you okay

    • @CrypticStiles
      @CrypticStiles 7 лет назад +1

      EHW2 Dude that was the text version of the last 2 minutes of the video.

  • @sebnimations1800
    @sebnimations1800 3 года назад +497

    Who else came back here because this game is on NES Online

    • @kingcobalt4175
      @kingcobalt4175 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @mr.boombox5021
      @mr.boombox5021 3 года назад +1

      You know it.

    • @03bgood
      @03bgood 3 года назад +2

      It was in my recommendation around the same time it was announced for Nintendo Online.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 3 года назад +1

      oh dear lord, they put this shit on nintendo online?

    • @gamerboyva7755
      @gamerboyva7755 3 года назад

      Hello

  • @boogiebox5452
    @boogiebox5452 9 лет назад +410

    I'm genuinely questioning if that last minute of the video was real or if I was just high-

    • @baroncosmos6545
      @baroncosmos6545 9 лет назад +42

      I can firmly and truth fully assure it was actual.
      U
      N
      L
      E
      S
      S
      I
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      A
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      H
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      G
      H
      T
      O
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    • @Asiphyx
      @Asiphyx 9 лет назад +27

      Johnny Burks Too*

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 9 лет назад +9

      Johnny Burks TOO*

    • @AliFareedMC
      @AliFareedMC 9 лет назад +33

      Johnny Burks
      *
      T
      O
      O

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 9 лет назад +6

      Prince Jack Yeah, kind of like 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  • @Catslug
    @Catslug 8 лет назад +892

    Congratulations! You broke the cartridge!
    Actually, the mjolnir snaps in two

    • @liquid9353
      @liquid9353 8 лет назад +72

      Just kidding...

    • @nobodycomments9332
      @nobodycomments9332 8 лет назад +47

      +Luiquid Shake Fool me once, I'm mad.

    • @TheLegendofHalo4
      @TheLegendofHalo4 8 лет назад +40

      +Temmie Get Muny For Coleg foul me three times, you're officially that guy.

    • @TheLegendofHalo4
      @TheLegendofHalo4 8 лет назад +40

      Temmie Get Muny For Coleg I AAAAAAAAAANNNNNIT HAVING THAT SHIT

    • @foreignerhill
      @foreignerhill 8 лет назад +6

      Nightshade wa so hard it even broke Mjolnir.

  • @stanstanstan2597
    @stanstanstan2597 3 года назад +12

    This legend of a game is now on NSO. That is.... truly splendid.

  • @LemonWedge123
    @LemonWedge123 8 лет назад +312

    I was actually tripping on shrooms with a friend the first time I saw this. I was convinced I imagined that ending.

    • @InvaderNaj
      @InvaderNaj 8 лет назад +2

      +LemonWedge123 if thats true thats one heck of a coincidence

    • @LemonWedge123
      @LemonWedge123 8 лет назад +11

      Invader Naj I'm not sure how it's a coincidence, considering we consciously decided to watch Jontron videos at some point during our shroom-taking.

    • @InvaderNaj
      @InvaderNaj 8 лет назад +1

      well its only not a coincidnce if you knew the end was well weird like that

    • @LemonWedge123
      @LemonWedge123 8 лет назад +2

      Invader Naj "the first time I saw this"
      So there you go.

    • @InvaderNaj
      @InvaderNaj 8 лет назад +1

      i know thats why i said that ._.

  • @pjds88
    @pjds88 10 лет назад +67

    Everyone should just stop ending videos. This ending will never be topped

    • @610Blackhawk
      @610Blackhawk 10 лет назад +53

      It's just a shame that Jon Tron's videos have to end.

    • @dditionl9658
      @dditionl9658 10 лет назад +3

      quite epic in proportions

  • @Goplaygamesbr
    @Goplaygamesbr 7 лет назад +103

    A don't do it
    B don't do it
    so what do it?
    this control only got 2it dem buttons.
    I laugh so hard every damn time.

    • @dinoboy1153
      @dinoboy1153 7 лет назад +4

      Goplaygamesbr [THAT WAS A JOKE]
      [THX 4 COMING]

  • @RazorBeamz
    @RazorBeamz 3 года назад +48

    And now Nightshade is on the Switch.

  • @mr.bonesbreaker1101
    @mr.bonesbreaker1101 6 лет назад +342

    7:08 THE MEME
    9:19 Another one
    8:33 Another one

    • @hololivefan741
      @hololivefan741 5 лет назад +28

      7:23 F YOU I AAAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT
      9:19 I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT
      8:33 ah shit guess that's it ah man

    • @KingDragon175
      @KingDragon175 4 года назад +2

      Holy shit

    • @chepepuy
      @chepepuy 4 года назад +2

      2:34

  • @samquik
    @samquik 5 лет назад +194

    I miss this style of Jontron, his comedy was on point during this era of filming at Arin's house (besides the garbage upload schedule lol)

    • @bronze-hawk6914
      @bronze-hawk6914 4 года назад +37

      Fast talking drunk-like speech Jon was the best Jon.

    • @henrys2526
      @henrys2526 4 года назад +2

      whats wrong with new jon hmmmm?

    • @connerhenri4530
      @connerhenri4530 3 года назад +3

      @@henrys2526 what u think

    • @senormarston
      @senormarston 3 года назад +1

      @@connerhenri4530 What is wrong?

    • @championofash9548
      @championofash9548 2 года назад +11

      @@senormarston idk i feel like the charm is gone with new jon, its not bad its just not as magical as it used to be

  • @stevedyssal2495
    @stevedyssal2495 10 лет назад +709

    Nightshade was so powerful it shattered Thor's hammer. Amazing.

    • @StarLordDKellerStopMotion
      @StarLordDKellerStopMotion 10 лет назад +1

      Plastic Thor's hammer

    • @liialgo
      @liialgo 10 лет назад +82

      StarLord /DKellerStopMotion Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 9 лет назад +49

      I guess folding chairs and scooters are more powerful than Thor's hammer.

    • @mousefoot
      @mousefoot 9 лет назад

      +Your Mother lol hi mum

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 9 лет назад

      Adam Garcia Have you been doing your homework, son?

  • @TunettiSpaghetti
    @TunettiSpaghetti 3 года назад +9

    The best thing about Jontron is that his videos are still extreamly funny to this day.

  • @braveng7909
    @braveng7909 7 лет назад +444

    I love how he broke mjönir on the game that's just funny to me

    • @eaglecreek1177
      @eaglecreek1177 7 лет назад +23

      My brother first showed me that, i laughed my ass off.

    • @badt8man55
      @badt8man55 7 лет назад +39

      that cartridge must be a Nokia phone in disguise

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 лет назад +7

      That cartridge must have been made with Uru metal.

    • @1noxaj
      @1noxaj 6 лет назад +6

      Ah yes, the might of the cartridge is greater than that of the gods

    • @usvplaylist8758
      @usvplaylist8758 6 лет назад +5

      Nintendium > mjolnir

  • @mf_________
    @mf_________ 5 лет назад +31

    Quite possibly the best ending to any RUclips video EVER and that's including both flex tape videos

  • @jasonking7386
    @jasonking7386 9 лет назад +210

    Never thought I would see someone lipsyncing Tom Jones' "She's a lady" in slow motion after destroying an NES cart. At least not when I'm sober.

    • @CaptainSpanky96
      @CaptainSpanky96 9 лет назад +17

      go home tar man... you're drunk.

    • @Postaldude__
      @Postaldude__ 9 лет назад +29

      He wasn't lipsyncing it. Go look up the sped-up version.

    • @STEELZ2000
      @STEELZ2000 9 лет назад +1

      Conglaturation. You now have.

  • @seangiglio
    @seangiglio Год назад +21

    I love how Jon doesn’t even finish the game, it just randomly ends

  • @TheBfutgreg
    @TheBfutgreg 10 лет назад +48

    This is my favorite JonTron episode

    • @CeriseChi
      @CeriseChi 10 лет назад +14

      i like yuur profile pic

    • @TheMornal
      @TheMornal 10 лет назад +4

      HAZ U OPINION CHANGE NOW
      EVERYONE CALL HIM ELF MONATERS NOW

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 10 лет назад

      ***** The bootleg Pokemon and Food Fight episodes join this episode to form the trio of JonTron perfection

    • @Swanhub
      @Swanhub 10 лет назад

      The Pokemon episode isn't perfection. His best joke is completely wrong.

    • @LordOfJoy
      @LordOfJoy 10 лет назад

      TheBfutgreg
      My favorite episode is Conan. So could you make your trio of JonTron perfection a quadrilogy of JonTron perfection, please?!^^

  • @the.pug.1681
    @the.pug.1681 6 лет назад +272

    A JonTron a day keeps the depression away.

    • @tugmylantern4244
      @tugmylantern4244 6 лет назад +13

      As my grandpa once said.
      Everytime i get sad i think of a T-rex trying to pick up a basketball.

    • @joao20able
      @joao20able 6 лет назад +5

      That's why he hasn't done a video in 7 months

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty much the Jon era of game grumps

    • @Zombeedog
      @Zombeedog 5 лет назад

      @@joao20able are you ok, cause im not

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 года назад

      the.pug. 1 yeah there might be some truth to that. I just asked a guy out who I’ve been crushing on for months, and he said that he wasn’t interested. I know everyone has to go through it, but it still hurts.

  • @Truescreen
    @Truescreen 8 лет назад +185

    Sees villian punching a grandma
    Breaks the cartridge

    • @THEmonochromebanana
      @THEmonochromebanana 8 лет назад +10

      OUTTA DIS HOUSE, OUTTA DIS HOUSE! *Whispers dramatically* Spirits be gone from dis house...

    • @abby8754
      @abby8754 8 лет назад +4

      I AAAAAAAINT HAVIN THAT SHIT

    • @Meikurey
      @Meikurey 7 лет назад +15

      Actually the cartridge snaps in two

    • @youcantstoptherock1954
      @youcantstoptherock1954 7 лет назад +11

      I ain't havin that shit.

  • @SasquatchStep5
    @SasquatchStep5 Год назад +3

    I do miss these older videos. I am glad he is still around. It would be nice to get at least one video like this in 2024.

  • @NashTheBlade
    @NashTheBlade 9 лет назад +241

    Nightshade is so powerful he broke Thor's Hammer!
    Could Nightshade be Chuck Norris or Segata Sanshiro in disguise?

  • @jonontomin
    @jonontomin 10 лет назад +34

    That ending... was pure art.

  • @Decaticon
    @Decaticon 7 лет назад +191

    "at least there are superheroes in fake!"
    best line ever

  • @ReigiOzora18
    @ReigiOzora18 3 года назад +5

    Ayyyeeee I must’ve visit his video like two times last year and one time this year and now I’m back.... because I can finally play it!

  • @AuroraKnux
    @AuroraKnux 7 лет назад +243

    The Claws of E C H

  • @aryansaxena3114
    @aryansaxena3114 7 лет назад +172

    *NIGHTSHADE*
    _And the Claws of Sutekh_
    I mean-
    KHREKH!!!

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 лет назад +6

      *JONTRON:* Damn you, KHREKH!!!

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 5 лет назад +6

      HEUGH

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 5 лет назад +3

      @@Ambipie
      _"Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH!""_
      _"Damn you, KHREKH!"_

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 5 лет назад

      I admire this comment for it doesn't change whether you click "show more" or not.

    • @mrmister1335
      @mrmister1335 5 лет назад +2

      hrECH**

  • @Technomancer666
    @Technomancer666 10 лет назад +66

    I just love how JonTron poops himself in his own videos. It's almost like most of the RUclips Poops already made were practically pointless, 'cause Jon can just do it all himself. XD

    • @OMGpandemic
      @OMGpandemic 10 лет назад +1

      ALL youtube poops have always been pointless.

    • @Technomancer666
      @Technomancer666 10 лет назад +7

      Oh, whoops. I meant most of the *JonTron* RUclips Poops, not YTP in general. :/ I don't know how I missed that.
      That, and RUclips Poops always have at least one point. And that is entertainment, comedy, stuff like that.

    • @SpookySkeleton738
      @SpookySkeleton738 10 лет назад +2

      Technomancer the ones that rearrange and composite stuff to be funny, are funny, although when most people think YTP they think "playing the same clip in reverse and upside down and slowly then quickly and then with WACKY EFFECTS"

    • @Technomancer666
      @Technomancer666 10 лет назад

      Spooky Skeleton True...

    • @Technomancer666
      @Technomancer666 10 лет назад +4

      ***** Isn't shit and poop the same thing? XD
      Sorry. Too good to resist.

  • @jinga9862
    @jinga9862 3 года назад +17

    How has it taken me this long to realize he's recording this in the OG Game Grumps room

  • @evancummings7087
    @evancummings7087 7 лет назад +178

    10:12 The original shooting stars meme

  • @squidymeares
    @squidymeares 7 лет назад +38

    1:59 "I don't think we're-" It kills me every time

  • @ComradeCage
    @ComradeCage 7 лет назад +183

    10:06 JonTron doin' the Shooting Stars meme before it was cool.

  • @nfd8-w7q
    @nfd8-w7q 8 месяцев назад +4

    Looking back at this video all these years later I like to imagine that the way John ended the video wasn't scripted at all that Jon is just kinda like that irl even still.

  • @yokab
    @yokab 9 лет назад +286

    7:08 - 7:28 - the legend begins...

    • @Toy_Tomb
      @Toy_Tomb 9 лет назад +100

      Actually the legend snaps in two

    • @TheNintendochannel64
      @TheNintendochannel64 9 лет назад +47

      +Joe Nappi just kidding!

    • @NeoTorralba-L33tbeeT
      @NeoTorralba-L33tbeeT 9 лет назад +6

      +TheNintendochannel64 Fool me once...

    • @yokab
      @yokab 9 лет назад +8

      +Neo Torralba I'm mad

    • @CallMeElwis94
      @CallMeElwis94 9 лет назад +8

      +Kobi Tzarfati Fool me twice! ...how could you.

  • @0xEARTH
    @0xEARTH 9 лет назад +57

    THANK GOD JONTRON WAS MY RECOMMENDED VIDEO. I was on the odd side of RUclips again...

  • @winterbarrel9659
    @winterbarrel9659 6 лет назад +74

    4:28 If people didn't make the"are you sure?"question this is the face you make

  • @jarekwrzosek2048
    @jarekwrzosek2048 10 месяцев назад +5

    This has to be one of Jontron's most classic episodes ever.

  • @misledfortune
    @misledfortune 8 лет назад +78

    @7:28 The look on Jon's face just says "I did it"

    • @dhart088
      @dhart088 8 лет назад +4

      He knows he won the internet.

    • @henrybub4669
      @henrybub4669 8 лет назад +6

      when I wanted to see what you meant I accidentally had it on full volume and I was with my family so just randomly FUCK YOU.... I AAAAAAIIIIIIIINT HAVING THAT SHEIT!

  • @wombatwave1097
    @wombatwave1097 8 лет назад +57

    Fool me once I'm mad
    Fool my twice how could you
    Fool me three times you're officially that guy.

    • @bluiiCH
      @bluiiCH 7 лет назад +2

      Garrett_is_spoopy AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE ain't havin that's it

    • @MetaMagnus
      @MetaMagnus 6 лет назад +2

      You know- you know the one... you go to deh bar an he's leik, "dis suit iz uh, Giorgio Armani achkuallymadaDDDD knowz im" fHUCK YOU.

  • @RetroWrathX13B
    @RetroWrathX13B 5 лет назад +80

    “Damn you, Helgkhh”

  • @zillawith3zs234
    @zillawith3zs234 Год назад +4

    2023 July 4th. You know how I celebrate my freedom? By watching Jon’s videos for the billionth time. If I’m still here 10 years from now expect to hear from me again. Later homies.

  • @C00l-k1d
    @C00l-k1d 7 лет назад +268

    Night shade for next Smash Bros.

  • @justin5368
    @justin5368 5 лет назад +103

    Oh my god, I'm dying laughing! That was the best ending to a video ever. No idea how I'm just now discovering JonTron.

    • @aloftmelevar
      @aloftmelevar 5 лет назад +12

      Justin welcome to the club! 👌🏻 i've been watching 5 years and i don't plan on stopping

  • @GaiaAlpha
    @GaiaAlpha 8 лет назад +154

    Jon nearly cracks up after the I aiiiiinhavinthatshit moment.

    • @YakovDub
      @YakovDub 8 лет назад

      +XenonFlayre i bet he does off camera

    • @kiaspotify1156
      @kiaspotify1156 8 лет назад

      I died

    • @succubasu
      @succubasu 8 лет назад

      that's what he says? I thought it was just rage gibberish lol

    • @YakovDub
      @YakovDub 8 лет назад

      Taylor Angel oh come on, i'm russian and i still got it right:) damn i can't get over how funny this is though

    • @SakakiShizuma
      @SakakiShizuma 8 лет назад +4

      The cameraman was losing it too! The camera started shaking after Jon said the line.

  • @carlomaster1o596
    @carlomaster1o596 4 года назад +61

    So I found myself back here again......what does this mean? Do I have to rewatch the entire JonTron series........
    No......
    No...
    No..
    No
    Hey look it's the Howling ||

  • @PieEater163
    @PieEater163 10 лет назад +60

    This video has to have the best ending of all time.

    • @kubrat8647
      @kubrat8647 10 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @ThornHR
      @ThornHR 10 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @PieEater163
      @PieEater163 10 лет назад +4

      25 5 19

    • @Wyvernized
      @Wyvernized 10 лет назад

      PieEater163
      clever

    • @ThornHR
      @ThornHR 10 лет назад

      Ino tellingu Y is the 25th letter in the alphabet, E is the 5th letter on the alphabet, S is the 19th letter in the alphabet. So, YES.

  • @existenceisPA1N
    @existenceisPA1N 6 лет назад +252

    9:13
    When you figured out that your home work has a back page.

    • @Nia1sworld
      @Nia1sworld 5 лет назад +12

      The Vysteriøus IM SICK OF THIS SHIT!!!!!

    • @Xynoune7242
      @Xynoune7242 5 лет назад +4

      The Vysteriøus (walks up to teacher and throws homework on ground)
      *IM SICK OF YOUR S H I T!*

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 5 лет назад +1

      So your homework didn't come from the student's book? You know, a book. An aggregate of pages with information on both sides.

    • @Ali-mu5vz
      @Ali-mu5vz 5 лет назад +1

      JONTRON: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!!

    • @snasnu.tdealer9611
      @snasnu.tdealer9611 5 лет назад

      Ah yes, I too attempt to destroy my homework cartridge with mjolnir when I discover it has a back page

  • @Jacquett
    @Jacquett 8 лет назад +70

    AH AAAEEEIIINNNTT HAVIN THAT SHEIT

  • @GN-dp7ej
    @GN-dp7ej Год назад +1

    I remember when this video was fresh and new, now it’s 10 years old. Classic and possibly in your top 3. Congrats on all your work Jon!

  • @ChristianTheChicken
    @ChristianTheChicken 9 лет назад +85

    Every time I watch this I question my sanity

    • @TheUnratedHD
      @TheUnratedHD 9 лет назад +34

      I question Jon's mental stability.

    • @alexthibodeau979
      @alexthibodeau979 9 лет назад +14

      Every time I watch the ending, I question existence itself

    • @nightshadow760
      @nightshadow760 9 лет назад

      I question humanity

    • @wokaroni
      @wokaroni 9 лет назад

      Good, it not just me