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  • Опубликовано: 23 сен 2013
  • Jon tries to become immortal! I wonder how that will go...
    / jontronshow
    / jontronshow
    Special thanks to:
    Shane Gill for JonTron Logo: / dykgaming
    Keanu Modeseven Jones for JonTron Logo: modeseven.deviantart.com/
    Michael 'Michafrar' Azzi for Intro Animation and Pixel Art: / michafrar
    Paul Richey, Nick Murphy, Mike Sadorf and Ghost Josh for Filming: / continueshow
    Thanks to Chris O'Neill for the JonTron Orchestra: / oneyng
    And to Nicole Rodriguez for being a butt.
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Комментарии • 41 тыс.

  • @Seoul_Soldier
    @Seoul_Soldier 4 года назад +6540

    I loved 2013 Jontron. He even had a coconut weapon.

  • @bluedragon3657
    @bluedragon3657 3 года назад +3389

    Jon: "He's the son of Zeus"
    RPG-citizens: "Just like approximately 65% of ancient Greece"

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 3 года назад +258

      "I'm the son of Zeus!"
      "OMG same"

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 года назад +136

      @@AJPwny GREEK MYTHOLOGY IN A NUTSHELL XD

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 3 года назад +99

      anyone whose mother was a cheater
      - i was tricked by zeus, he looked exactly like you and told me he was back from the war early

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 2 года назад +72

      "A child of Zeus, which is as rare as being left handed" - red

    • @untitled_2935
      @untitled_2935 2 года назад +10

      Who has Zeus not fucked

  • @azraelwolfsblood2902
    @azraelwolfsblood2902 Год назад +851

    I like how he refers to Heracles by his correct greek pronunciation once and then back to the Roman pronunciation right after for the rest of the video

    • @jdom-fl1cu
      @jdom-fl1cu Год назад +4

      Its not q different pronunciation, heracles is the Greek rip off of Hercules

    • @azraelwolfsblood2902
      @azraelwolfsblood2902 Год назад +3

      @@jdom-fl1cu the Greek Heracles was before the Roman iteration you moron. Rome wasn’t even around in 1200 BCE

    • @jdom-fl1cu
      @jdom-fl1cu Год назад +5

      @@azraelwolfsblood2902 oh, my bad but weren't they different people

    • @ShadowSearcher31
      @ShadowSearcher31 Год назад +83

      @@jdom-fl1cu weren’t the Greeks first? And wasn’t he called Heracles because of the goddess Hera trying to kill him?

    • @jdom-fl1cu
      @jdom-fl1cu Год назад +12

      @@ShadowSearcher31 yes

  • @shae.2214
    @shae.2214 3 года назад +542

    “Uuuaaaahh stomach” “dude are u going to be alright?” “Dude SHUDUP!”

    • @inspectorroy3096
      @inspectorroy3096 3 года назад +5

      One of my favorite Jontron moments

    • @frontfacingmrkrabs
      @frontfacingmrkrabs 2 года назад +2

      i quote this regularly

    • @foxtheprotoperson1594
      @foxtheprotoperson1594 2 года назад +1

      Love that vid

    • @yaboigamer897
      @yaboigamer897 2 года назад +5

      Still can't tell if thats acting or real cuz I've had a gyro before and that same thing happened soo.....

    • @Raincally
      @Raincally 2 года назад +3

      When your brother wakes you up 😂

  • @errortryagainlater4240
    @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +3607

    "Man, I wish RPG's had more realistic dialogue."
    Realistic dialogue: *leave me alone.*

    • @hammdogporkington3058
      @hammdogporkington3058 3 года назад +27

      Literally Temtem

    • @pendragongameart
      @pendragongameart 3 года назад +74

      Get out
      - Gladion, probably

    • @TheKekethatsGenderfluidDuh
      @TheKekethatsGenderfluidDuh 3 года назад +27

      @@pendragongameart it’s funnier that he does actually say that in the base game I think. This is sending me to another plane at work

    • @pendragongameart
      @pendragongameart 3 года назад +23

      @@TheKekethatsGenderfluidDuh Yep, he says that and more, all while agressively JoJo posing

    • @TheKekethatsGenderfluidDuh
      @TheKekethatsGenderfluidDuh 3 года назад +6

      @@pendragongameart godly content. First play through I just loved his character because the jojo weeb part of me squealed like a idiot.

  • @mr.xavior
    @mr.xavior 4 года назад +8227

    I love how Jon actually looked disturbed when the cassette tape started playing *that noise*

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 3 года назад +214

      Wouldn't you?

    • @ratkeep
      @ratkeep 3 года назад +114

      Malachi Atkinson I certainly would

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 3 года назад +83

      Maybe it was the brown note

    • @crispyandspicy6813
      @crispyandspicy6813 3 года назад +137

      i love how jon tron's videos have fresh comments even 7 years later

    • @tammybridges5001
      @tammybridges5001 3 года назад +75

      @@crispyandspicy6813 theyre just so rewatchable

  • @hintonlanier4851
    @hintonlanier4851 3 года назад +408

    “Ahh! Not again! I’m too young!” Is the most underrated JonTron line ever.

    • @amysymiltongamequeen6292
      @amysymiltongamequeen6292 Год назад +19

      You mean,"Ahh! Not yet! I'm too young!"? That's what my ears heard from him 😁

    • @mrmockingcow9077
      @mrmockingcow9077 Год назад +1

      @@amysymiltongamequeen6292 what’s the need for the cancer

  • @TheKrazeeLadee
    @TheKrazeeLadee 2 года назад +96

    "I'll get my SUUUUUOOOOOOOOOORD for you Danny!" Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @Helladamnleet
    @Helladamnleet 3 года назад +2752

    "Get out of our home"
    Literally the first time dialog in an RPG was realistic.

    • @chego05
      @chego05 2 года назад +17

      Another piece of dialog thats realistic "F*ck off"

    • @HoodrichShinobi
      @HoodrichShinobi 2 года назад +69

      After picking up Pokemon again after not playing it since I was a kid I thought about how strange it was just walking into houses. Imagine how fucking horrific such a world would be where people just randomly walk into your house.

    • @CrummyJoker
      @CrummyJoker 2 года назад +53

      Not just that, but in pokemon, you can just steal useful stuff from there and the people don't even bat an eye:D
      Or Zelda series, going into houses to break pots :D

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear Год назад +8

      Nexomon does that too. You can get kicked out of a house as they don't like you invading it.

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Год назад +5

      @@AlmightyPolarBear perhaps they’ll invest in locks next time

  • @bobjoey3142
    @bobjoey3142 5 лет назад +5074

    i've never rewatched a youtubers videos more than jontron

    • @TheInkPitOx
      @TheInkPitOx 5 лет назад +72

      Maybe AVGN and Nostalgia Critic for me. Also a few LPers.

    • @dyszquloyyu7745
      @dyszquloyyu7745 4 года назад +25

      I think I might have tied JonTron and Thomas Sanders.
      AH HECC THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR REWATCHING IM HECCING LATE

    • @Doorororon
      @Doorororon 4 года назад +4

      Heccing Late?

    • @Haru-wv4pf
      @Haru-wv4pf 4 года назад +3

      @@Doorororon yes

    • @ThisGuy....
      @ThisGuy.... 4 года назад +9

      AVGN tho

  • @riseagain845
    @riseagain845 Год назад +74

    And then the legendary hero Hercules drowned like five inches away from the pier.

    • @gracefulbean9894
      @gracefulbean9894 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why is this the funniest comment I’ve seen here????

  • @jd_knight90
    @jd_knight90 2 года назад +78

    I love how Jacques is all grooming his hair and climbing his shirt

  • @anintellectual1637
    @anintellectual1637 3 года назад +1890

    Sometimes i forget Jacques is a real, breathing bird.

  • @TheBfutgreg
    @TheBfutgreg 3 года назад +5664

    2:34 I'm unsure if that was a planned reaction or a natural pain response due to Jacques nibbling his earlobe off

    • @xtremegaming1837
      @xtremegaming1837 3 года назад +108

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 3 года назад +395

      both are good awnsers.

    • @oobernoober7617
      @oobernoober7617 3 года назад +499

      He felt it and in 1,000,000 nanoseconds decided to turn his pain into comedy

    • @welcometotheunder
      @welcometotheunder 3 года назад +289

      I love the camera man's reaction, you can tell he had to hold back laughter

    • @XxAnimenatorxX
      @XxAnimenatorxX 3 года назад +81

      Nah i think he's used to Jacque snacking on him

  • @Chrizinator
    @Chrizinator 3 года назад +997

    Jon: “I don’t wanna stop playing games or doing this show!”
    *Fast Forward to 2021. No more game videos, doesn’t upload anymore*
    Me: “Jon, you make me sad Jon!”

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 3 года назад +11

      Me too😢

    • @alexanderbousman1990
      @alexanderbousman1990 3 года назад +35

      Well, this comment is a bit outdated...

    • @sphjinx1448
      @sphjinx1448 2 года назад +95

      @@alexanderbousman1990 indeed. And he said that he felt the game content was getting stale as well, so he started branching out. Not variety and such. He also said that he might make more game content in the future. But only if he feels it would be good to do.

    • @gentrydean3789
      @gentrydean3789 2 года назад +42

      @@alexanderbousman1990 "That one didn't _age_ quite so well..."

    • @clockworkNate
      @clockworkNate 2 года назад +47

      Jon still uploads but now its an infomercial reaction video once a year just when he needs a quick paycheck. Playing video games was too much work for him. Lol

  • @yannyyansen9743
    @yannyyansen9743 Год назад +94

    Took me 9 years to realize John's very intelligent ambrosia joke.

  • @Tyler.Burleson
    @Tyler.Burleson 4 года назад +2578

    "....and the music sounds a near lawsuit level of similar to Star Wars"
    Title screen: "Herc's Adventures Copyright 1997 LUCASARTS Entertainment Co."
    yep

    • @TheVara12
      @TheVara12 4 года назад +49

      Sounds kinda the Avenger Suit spoundtrack

    • @mikethecurious2489
      @mikethecurious2489 4 года назад +7

      Makes sense

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 4 года назад +101

      Funny thing is, that game came out the same year as Disney's Hercules movie/game, and considering Disney owns Lucasfilm, they actually owned that game until they shut down LucasArts.

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 4 года назад +11

      Ech!

    • @FrostiFire1
      @FrostiFire1 4 года назад +2

      more like Disney Inc. now

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 3 года назад +1139

    "He's the son of Zeus!" To be fair, half the town could be sons of Zeus. The cheating bastard got around.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 года назад +91

      I used to think Hercules (Disney) was so friggin cool bc he was the son of Zeus (though I didn't really know who Zeus was at the time and kinda just associated the character with 'God' so like Hercules was cartoon Jesus for me)
      Now that I actually KNOW Greek mythology, it's just like
      "Oh, you think you're sooooo special aren't you?"

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 3 года назад +52

      @@drawnwithlove3499 That’s why those religions are essentially dead at this point. The deities kinda defeat the purposes of being deities, they’re moreso just insufferable, bratty, petty superhumans.

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 2 года назад +35

      @@stanstanstan2597 Well...that's actually the point. Something about the gods being a reflection of society

    • @liamrichardson6830
      @liamrichardson6830 2 года назад +30

      You can sum up all of greek myth by saying "Zeus couldn't keep it in his toga".

    • @kidjames6875
      @kidjames6875 2 года назад +3

      So practically, Shadow Clone Jutsu?

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 3 месяца назад +13

    Even a decade later, ‘Hercules Does What Nintendercules’ pops into my head from time to time.

  • @leviwuzere07
    @leviwuzere07 Год назад +37

    The fact that this video is almost 10 years old sent me into a fit of conniptions and I don't think I will recover. I remember watching it when it came out, where the fuck did the last decade go?

  • @-dennis3755
    @-dennis3755 5 лет назад +4276

    You can tell Jon's video's are Re-Watchable when most of the comments you see on this 6 year old video are from either 3 years ago, less than a year ago, or days ago

  • @NATALIAS3NDROSES
    @NATALIAS3NDROSES 4 года назад +568

    "I'LL GT MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURD FOR YOU DANNY!"
    -JonTron

  • @kamenriderblastknight2226
    @kamenriderblastknight2226 Год назад +87

    Atlanta is actually spelled Atalanta, who was blessed by artemis and landed the final blow on the Calydonian Boar and was involved in a foot race for her hand in marriage which ended up with one participant cheating that eventually leads to the two of them being turned into lions. Jason is the one who led the Argonauts for the search for the golden fleece which funnily enough, Heracles and Atalanta were argonauts

    • @morningowl43
      @morningowl43 Год назад +16

      Two woooorlds one faaaaamily

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Год назад +2

      The way they designed Jason made me think he was completely made up

    • @kagari1426
      @kagari1426 9 месяцев назад +2

      And in one universe, Atalanta is a cat girl

  • @TenshiCat
    @TenshiCat 7 месяцев назад +14

    Happy ten year anniversary to my favourite JonTron video!

  • @KingKhalid888
    @KingKhalid888 9 лет назад +11954

    ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵃᶫᶫ ˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵃᶰᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ

    • @m3t4lmancer
      @m3t4lmancer 9 лет назад +876

      Das how he tuaks.

    • @ilex_occulta
      @ilex_occulta 9 лет назад +450

      KingKhalid888 Excuse me! Hades! Do you think you could speak up a bit?

    • @danny_cookie
      @danny_cookie 9 лет назад +89

      KingKhalid888lid888 don't you mean the land of the dead dead dead dead dead dead?

    • @Squilava14
      @Squilava14 9 лет назад +9

      KingKhalid888 lel

    • @zergscaper4714
      @zergscaper4714 9 лет назад +177

      Cherry street *IN FACT, THERE’S A COUPLEOHUNDRED OF THEM JUST UP AHEAD*

  • @JustTochi
    @JustTochi 4 года назад +1047

    Meanwhile I'm here, staring at Jacques as he plays with Jon's hair during the whole thing.

    • @dairenoh693
      @dairenoh693 4 года назад +6

      😆

    • @theoneandonlygree1203
      @theoneandonlygree1203 3 года назад +16

      I just deadass realized that he played the Transformers theme for Jacques

    • @dairenoh693
      @dairenoh693 3 года назад +3

      @@theoneandonlygree1203 Wait, really?!

    • @theoneandonlygree1203
      @theoneandonlygree1203 3 года назад +5

      DairenOh 693 yeah man. Go back and listen to the bayverse theme. It just clicked in my head

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 3 года назад +18

      he's trying to preen Jon, which is very cute

  • @CpnGame
    @CpnGame 6 месяцев назад +18

    3:43
    Jon: Believe it or not, there's actually another Hercules game on -
    Jacques: yo dude can i just eat your ear real quick

  • @minefreakout5595
    @minefreakout5595 5 месяцев назад +18

    10 years later and I’m still watching about once a year. Such good content

  • @JLConawayII
    @JLConawayII 8 лет назад +2163

    couple of hundred of them

  • @yellowboy3474
    @yellowboy3474 6 лет назад +749

    *They shall defeat you,*
    and then...
    ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵃˡˡ ˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ

    • @dinoboy1153
      @dinoboy1153 6 лет назад +46

      The Existential Peach excuse me Hades! could you please speak up a bit?

    • @jadecoolness101
      @jadecoolness101 6 лет назад +23

      Coupleofhundredofthem just up ahead!

    • @lisaknott6286
      @lisaknott6286 6 лет назад +9

      The Existential Peach how do you do that

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi 6 лет назад +22

      *C O U P L E H U N D R E D O F T H E M*

    • @didaptgaming2750
      @didaptgaming2750 6 лет назад +4

      The Existential Peach How do you make the font so small?

  • @Mintyyyy.
    @Mintyyyy. 9 месяцев назад +8

    I love coming back to these

    • @lollybowser
      @lollybowser 9 месяцев назад +1

      honestly with how meh his latest videos are, these old vids are gems

  • @JacksonRell
    @JacksonRell Год назад +15

    9:10 The absolute worst thing about this entire video is how much this has been correct, nearly everything online is met with negativity, glad that JonTron has kept the show going and cheerful all these years, and I think we should all just take a moment to write something positive in the comments. I hope everyone has a good day:)

  • @Ferexes
    @Ferexes 8 лет назад +3746

    When Jacques falls off Jon's shoulder at 2:04 lmao

    • @rubbergamer5092
      @rubbergamer5092 3 года назад +147

      Aww poor baby

    • @Pullipe
      @Pullipe 3 года назад +91

      @@rubbergamer5092 I mean he was getting ready to fly away anyzaw so

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 3 года назад +93

      I've had a good laugh at that - in fact, I've had A COUPLE OF A HUNDRED OF THEM

    • @Calloffish15
      @Calloffish15 3 года назад +21

      @@ZeXiOn26 couple of what?

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 3 года назад +31

      @@Calloffish15 *zooms in* A COUPLE OF A HUNDRED OF THEM!

  • @psychotripnerdstuff
    @psychotripnerdstuff 8 лет назад +314

    The people who made Hercules for the N64 are also infamous for making...wait for it...
    Superman 64.
    I'm not even kidding.

  • @iexist793
    @iexist793 Год назад +13

    I love that in early JonTron Jacques is constantly harassing him and biting him, and Jon just completely ignores it

  • @zacharymabb4873
    @zacharymabb4873 7 месяцев назад +10

    This video is a decade old now...

  • @judedettorre9484
    @judedettorre9484 7 лет назад +847

    Jon: I'LL GET MY SWOOOOOOOOORD
    Sub Titles: I'll get my swatch

  • @Poppy_Livijn
    @Poppy_Livijn 5 лет назад +830

    2:34
    I laughed when I noticed Jaques bite his ear

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 лет назад +79

      Haha you notice how when he stands up early on and jaques just plummets to the ground

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 5 лет назад +4

      @@KaladinVegapunk XD yeah

    • @kevinboyle3104
      @kevinboyle3104 4 года назад +55

      Now the noise he made makes sense

    • @johnjohnson392
      @johnjohnson392 4 года назад +27

      @@kevinboyle3104 EOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

    • @thepiudipai8899
      @thepiudipai8899 4 года назад +2

      Smg4.

  • @MsJoyMaeda
    @MsJoyMaeda 2 года назад +22

    This episode is my personal fave, I always come back to this one.

  • @bruha6415
    @bruha6415 2 месяца назад +6

    Keeping it alive, this is my favorite one!

  • @slurbson215
    @slurbson215 4 года назад +3606

    Poor hades
    He was just the God of the underworld, not an evil evil man. What has western media done to you

    • @cleoking6312
      @cleoking6312 4 года назад +251

      Satan happened to him

    • @timethieves3745
      @timethieves3745 4 года назад +440

      Forced Christianity ideology

    • @skelskeleton
      @skelskeleton 4 года назад +419

      Yeah if anything zeus is the evil one..... that dude gets around and not in a pretty way....

    • @cleoking6312
      @cleoking6312 4 года назад +90

      @@skelskeleton fuck Zeus, hades, apollo and artimis for life

    • @talenrothwell3407
      @talenrothwell3407 3 года назад +423

      @@cleoking6312 NO, don't fuck Zeus it doesn't end well

  • @aero_xxi
    @aero_xxi 8 лет назад +211

    2:34 when you see fanart of your favorite character sexualized

  • @graywantstobtl
    @graywantstobtl 2 года назад +12

    The old cargo shorts and flannel shirt with the bit crushed intro was a nostalgia trip and a half. God I loved his show then and I still love it now

  • @ViewableSkate
    @ViewableSkate 5 месяцев назад +6

    3:09 seeing the old youtube layout and the gta5 trailer brings back memories

  • @stinger59605
    @stinger59605 4 года назад +871

    “Eat a gyro to restore health”
    Jontron: I don’t feel very healthy

  • @Otaco8347
    @Otaco8347 4 года назад +1569

    we cant have a live action Hercules if Danny DeVito isn't Phil

    • @Hats502
      @Hats502 4 года назад +80

      I wouldn’t watch a live action Hercules without Danny Devito. The man is a legend

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 4 года назад +15

      Kingdom Hearts: Wait what?

    • @MinkSquared
      @MinkSquared 4 года назад +11

      @@aqua3234 im pretty sure kingdom hearts phil is voiced by danny

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +6

      @@MinkSquared Negative; it's a guy named Robert Costanzo. I so want it to be Costanza but life is kinda disappointing.

    • @JerrytheJ
      @JerrytheJ 4 года назад +1

      No way.

  • @ragnarokem8887
    @ragnarokem8887 7 месяцев назад +6

    Man 10 years later and I'm still rewatching 😁

  • @ErinTurco21
    @ErinTurco21 3 месяца назад +5

    Holy shit 10 years ago now, simpler times

  • @Sparrow-Music
    @Sparrow-Music 3 года назад +1759

    I miss this era of JonTron so much :( I remember when this first came out and it was a LEGENDARY return.

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 3 года назад +78

      God, right?! I remember, when Jon left the Grumps, it was really upsetting cuz not only did we not have him on the show, we also basically got no new episodes for such a long time. I remember being so excited seeing this in my subscription feed the day it was uploaded.

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 3 года назад +43

      At least Caddicarus to fill void Jon left.

    • @PKMN37
      @PKMN37 3 года назад +5

      IKR? These were his best videos.

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 3 года назад +26

      His newer videos are great too, though.

    • @moonum4567
      @moonum4567 3 года назад +54

      @@sasdagreat8052 Not as great as this. Episodes nowadays range from funny to chuckle-worthy. In this era of Jontron, every damn episode was a riot house of laughter.

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 5 лет назад +3745

    What if you wanted to go to Heaven
    But God said
    *I O N L Y S P E AK T O S A I L O R S*

  • @CountMonsparkle
    @CountMonsparkle 2 месяца назад +8

    Man, I wish Jon would make at least some videos in the style of his classics. He completely abandoned his roots, Jaques and his love for video games no longer seem to exist...

    • @Figgy_23
      @Figgy_23 29 дней назад +1

      It’s not a passion anymore, he just makes his vids for money now

  • @hunterl8369
    @hunterl8369 3 года назад +52

    *Zeus appears* "NOT YET IM TOO YOUNG-" like that stopped Zeus before...

  • @yieschu
    @yieschu 7 лет назад +802

    Eat gyros to restore health?
    I'm not so sure about that one. The last guy that did that got infinite-spinned to another dimension by a paraplegic man's nail.

    • @lesbianetherea
      @lesbianetherea 7 лет назад +1

      random does not equal funny

    • @yieschu
      @yieschu 7 лет назад +90

      it's a reference to a series called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"

    • @deceseze
      @deceseze 7 лет назад +56

      if you're a jojo fan, all this would make sense.
      but for non-enlightened people, it must be so damn wierd to hear this out of context.

    • @zakzimer
      @zakzimer 7 лет назад +5

      Deco Souza I can tell you it was definitely weird.

    • @deceseze
      @deceseze 7 лет назад +16

      I'm lazy is, uh...
      "frenchmen with a dead friend and a dead sister wishes for a mage-ghost to bring his pals back from the grave, only for them to start eating his flesh because they're incomplete, until the REAL friend of the frenchman that "died" comes back to kill the evil flesh eating clones and piss on the mouth of the guy that was controlling the mage-ghost"
      ...wierd? does that sound odd?

  • @endma100
    @endma100 3 года назад +375

    “hercules does what nintendercules” is such an under appreciated jontron quote

    • @fraziercrawford
      @fraziercrawford Год назад +7

      Jon and Arin both somehow, separately, have my two favorite "explosion effect" jokes. That one's Jon's, and Arin's is in the sonic 06 supercut where he calls Dan a train wreck by doing the sound effects of a train crash

  • @xthevortexknightx6356
    @xthevortexknightx6356 2 года назад +24

    Jon actually had it right with the voice of Herc in Herc’s Adventures! It actually is Dan Castellaneta!

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Год назад

      Couldn't find it credited on iMDb
      Wiki page says it's Michael Gough

    • @reddeath4806
      @reddeath4806 Год назад +5

      He's also right with the Star Wars sounding music, as the game was developed by LUCASARTS.

    • @DanThibodeau1
      @DanThibodeau1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Everything I've read says Hercules was voiced by Michael J. Gough

  • @that_swole_nerd
    @that_swole_nerd 6 месяцев назад +9

    I wish he would play video games again :(

  • @MangoLassie142
    @MangoLassie142 7 лет назад +269

    "Genesis does what Nintendercules" xD

    • @FlSKMASTER
      @FlSKMASTER 6 лет назад

      Genesis does what Nintendo killings

    • @matttmp
      @matttmp 6 лет назад +7

      I only speak to sailors

    • @maneater_mela
      @maneater_mela 6 лет назад

      Matgate get out of our home.

  • @weirdgamer3863
    @weirdgamer3863 4 года назад +1950

    Random Person: hey, how many JonTron episodes are there?. I wanna binge watch them
    T H E R E S A C O U P L E O F H U N D R E D O F T H E M

    • @jmeister7482
      @jmeister7482 3 года назад +100

      Couple what of them?

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 3 года назад +93

      @@jmeister7482 couple of hundred of them

    • @jmeister7482
      @jmeister7482 3 года назад +67

      @@gormauslander Couple a Hundred of Them

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 3 года назад +125

      C̸̝͔̞͌̒͐O̵̠̦̒͌͋U̴̢͎͎͒͘P̸̡̫̝̀̈́͐L̸̺͓͉͐̒͠E̵̠̦͊͆͐ O̸͓̪̠͌͌F̴̡͕͎͐͆ H̴̞͓̐̔͘U̵̠̪͚͛͋͘N̴͔̠̫͑̈́́D̵̡̪̞̿͒̾R̸̪̼̺͑͊̔E̵͖̙͎͑̐̽D̸̢̠͇͊͑́ O̸̟͇̾̾̕F̴̫̼̝̿̕ T̵̡͕̙͛̒͝H̵͙̻͔̐̽̾E̵̝͓͇̽͛M̸̞͚̐͑̚!̴̪̘́͆͜!̸̘̝͍͛͠

    • @jmeister7482
      @jmeister7482 3 года назад +37

      @@gormauslander Thank you

  • @macenanoro826
    @macenanoro826 2 года назад +9

    "If everyone was critical of everything, the world would be a dull place." GOT THAT RIGHT

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 8 месяцев назад +4

    I always wondered why he's so sweaty right from the start

    • @ZinkyStinky
      @ZinkyStinky 7 месяцев назад

      Yoooo Wilburgur! It's cool that you're here. I used to watch your vids. You still making those cool oblivion vids?

  • @WolfbrotherZach
    @WolfbrotherZach 4 года назад +633

    Jon: I don't want to stop playing games, or doing the things I love to do with you, or even making this show.
    Jacques: Hasn't stopped you before.
    Aged like fine wine

    • @VibrationCrystals
      @VibrationCrystals 4 года назад +6

      Yes, yes it has.

    • @Kyzr_Signal
      @Kyzr_Signal 4 года назад +10

      Why does Jacques hang around Jon so much. His he a REAL ROBOT...?!?

    • @altsis3842
      @altsis3842 4 года назад +6

      @@Kyzr_Signal Yes, totally

    • @oxidemoons5799
      @oxidemoons5799 4 года назад +7

      Fine wine? Dionysus?

    • @teneesh3376
      @teneesh3376 4 года назад +2

      I mean he kept doing two out of those three things

  • @khistraley1150
    @khistraley1150 3 года назад +280

    "Hercules, remember the scent of mother!"
    -Danny

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +6

      I don't wanna

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 года назад +7

      I'll get my SWOOOOOOORRRRD for ya, Danny!

    • @joshuatartar2731
      @joshuatartar2731 2 года назад +9

      “Hercules, beware of Spite and Jealousy!”

  • @aggressivelybritish2449
    @aggressivelybritish2449 2 года назад +10

    I love how Jacques is just vibin on his shoulder.

  • @e6staffsargeify
    @e6staffsargeify 4 месяца назад +3

    "Hercules does what nintendercules" is the funniest line that always makes me geek out laughing even after all these years

  • @slavmon6561
    @slavmon6561 4 года назад +242

    "Dude, shut uuuuu-"
    Gets me everytime 😂😂

  • @larrydinoff597
    @larrydinoff597 4 года назад +176

    I love how throughout the entire video Jaques is just eating Jon’s hair

    • @The_real_Gorgo
      @The_real_Gorgo 4 года назад +26

      That's because Jon fell into a coma halfway through and Jacques had to control him with his hair like remmy from rattatoulie

    • @tiredadmiral6758
      @tiredadmiral6758 4 года назад +8

      He is also bobbing his head

    • @jamesstien6847
      @jamesstien6847 3 года назад +1

      @@tiredadmiral6758 the birb b jammin

  • @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793
    @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 3 года назад +10

    I love that the entire time, Jacques is picking at Jon's hair

  • @dorbnok5245
    @dorbnok5245 2 года назад +16

    jon is the exact mix between sober and drunk

  • @trixcuito7779
    @trixcuito7779 7 лет назад +960

    *COUPLEOFHUNDREDOFTHEM*

  • @Daniel-boy737
    @Daniel-boy737 7 лет назад +480

    Swoooooooooooooooord

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative 7 лет назад +22

      KICK IT DANNY

    • @plasma9706
      @plasma9706 7 лет назад +38

      Danny Boy
      *I'LL GET MY SUUUUOOOORD FOR YOU DANNY*

    • @iwantthathat3355
      @iwantthathat3355 7 лет назад +5

      Danny Boy boy you a grommet

    • @benjamincarmine4612
      @benjamincarmine4612 7 лет назад +12

      You hear dat guy? You hear the truth in dat dialogue?

    • @maxkennedy7430
      @maxkennedy7430 7 лет назад +6

      We all live in a human condition, but he is speaking it!

  • @DmitriyPoot
    @DmitriyPoot 2 года назад +6

    This is by far the best Jontron episode, it's simply amazing

  • @quack5108
    @quack5108 Месяц назад +2

    10 years down…. Always love hearing this old intro ❤

  • @dawsonmueller4842
    @dawsonmueller4842 5 лет назад +458

    “Two worlds, one family”
    “ *trafumututehsky!* ”

  • @Sarah-vo2qu
    @Sarah-vo2qu 6 лет назад +801

    "I dont ever want to stop playing games... or even this show!"
    Me: *squints at Jon's latest hiatus*

    • @yaboileeroy3038
      @yaboileeroy3038 6 лет назад +75

      Sarah M Can't really blame him on this one. He came out against the SJWs, botched a debate with Destiny (Only heard bits and pieces sadly, but he himself admitted that he's not good at debates and he went in unprepared.) and pissed off a good portion of his fans. Hell, he deleted his 2017 Q&A video (The very last one he made.) and about ten others within weeks of publishing said-Q&A. Guy needs time to himself. I feel bad for him. Dude needs to have everyone remind him how much he's loved. Personally, I don't want another video. I just want to make sure he's alright.

    • @Sarah-vo2qu
      @Sarah-vo2qu 6 лет назад +39

      Brock Dumesnil Yeah... we all make mistakes, and we're all entitled to our own opinions. Personally, I like to keep entertainment and politics separate. I don't care for Jontron's beliefs, I care about the fact he's a funny guy and his videos make me happy on difficult days. However, I wouldn't want him to do things that won't contribute to his well being. I hope he finds himself and happiness. (Also, have a good day yourself, man :p)

    • @yaboileeroy3038
      @yaboileeroy3038 6 лет назад +29

      Sarah M Agreed. I agree with him on a lot of the things he believes in and I'm glad he finally stood up and said something about those topics (See what Bill Shatner is doing.), but at the same time, it's doing him dirty in the psych department. And you're right about that. Even Charlie Brown said it. "There are three things you never talk about with anyone: Politics, religion and the Great Pumpkin." I disagree with how his fans treated him afterwards, though. Throwing him under the bus instead of having a conversation with him was immature and downright unacceptable. They were wrong in doing him like that simply for disagreeing with them. He needs to get his personal life together and get going again. Not as JonTron. As Jon Jafari. I want Jon. We want Jon.
      Have a fantastic day/night as well! ^^

    • @ameliajustvibing3850
      @ameliajustvibing3850 6 лет назад +4

      Sarah M HE'S BACK!!!!

    • @sakiogarruzakii6378
      @sakiogarruzakii6378 6 лет назад

      You bish

  • @fernandoxts3366
    @fernandoxts3366 5 месяцев назад +10

    I miss Jacques ;-;

  • @glitchedmatrix55
    @glitchedmatrix55 11 месяцев назад +4

    I like how Jacques's entrance at around 0:17 is punctuated by Arrival to Earth from the first Michael Bay Transformers movie from 2007.

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 7 лет назад +140

    "Poor hunk of a bastard sunk like a brick."
    Me whenever I try to swim.

  • @PagingDoctorGuy
    @PagingDoctorGuy 2 года назад +5

    I remember waiting after space ace for this to drop.
    I still get some of that nostalgia joy watching this.

  • @ProfiteerMusic
    @ProfiteerMusic 3 года назад +9

    7 1/2 years and this is still entertaining. That's how you know you've made quality content.

  • @graciefloyd1927
    @graciefloyd1927 8 лет назад +327

    I lost it when the bird fell from the shoulder

  • @johnfakename1178
    @johnfakename1178 8 лет назад +820

    Anyone else notice that the gameboy Hercules game at the end was made by Titus?
    The people who made Superman 64?

    • @joshuawiener5003
      @joshuawiener5003 8 лет назад +24

      Tucker Stackow -HEUGH- I cannot believe that shit.

    • @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957
      @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957 8 лет назад +42

      Tucker Stackow Well, THAT explains a lot.

    • @fascilime
      @fascilime 8 лет назад +4

      Anyone selse notice that Jon only uploads a video once a month?

    • @johnfakename1178
      @johnfakename1178 8 лет назад +39

      Creeperkid48Mobile Once a month? That's way too generous.

    • @fascilime
      @fascilime 8 лет назад

      Tucker Stackow lol

  • @papawheely3627
    @papawheely3627 Год назад +5

    Having shown up to this video for the fourth time, I've finally thought it through and realized; The symbols at the start of the first game were actually representations of Heracles' Trials. The King's Stables, The Flesh-eating Horses, The Nemean Lion, The Cyclopes' Ram, and the Hydra.

  • @juicebox7279
    @juicebox7279 Год назад +3

    *Actual noise it made*
    Kills me every time

  • @HippoInABottle
    @HippoInABottle 6 лет назад +430

    2:16 For those who care, all the icons on that opening screen represent some of the 12 Labours of Hercules.
    "Horse" represents the Mares of Diomedes.
    "Sheep" is not a sheep. It's the Erymantian Boar.
    "Lion" is the Nemean Lion.
    "Barn" is the Augean Stables.
    "Not sure what this is" is a weird-looking Lernaean Hydra.
    If you look you'll also see the Stymphalian Bird(s), the Ceryneian Hind and the Cretan Bull.
    The Wikipedia page about them gives a good, short summary!
    THE MOAR YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

    • @shidosuteshi464
      @shidosuteshi464 6 лет назад +4

      Omg someone else who knows the whole fucking 12 labors!!! My new friend!!!

    • @connor6417
      @connor6417 6 лет назад

      HippoInABottle I knew this because I read them all

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi 6 лет назад

      THANK YOU! I’m not the only one who knows *literally everything about mythology.*

    • @sherricody9192
      @sherricody9192 6 лет назад

      lion would be the naiemian lion he killed

    • @kieranbraaten5348
      @kieranbraaten5348 6 лет назад

      HippoInABottle it was a joke that was somewhat serious and you ruined it with actually serious information >:( so boo you (.jk thx for the info)

  • @verynaisu
    @verynaisu 8 лет назад +318

    Greek mythology summed up in three words:
    Incest, bestiality, and war.

    • @catharticgemini
      @catharticgemini 8 лет назад +1

      Pretty accurate

    • @InferiorBeing
      @InferiorBeing 8 лет назад +6

      +Juan Castillo Well, they knew how to Party. :D

    • @rubydubyduby7060
      @rubydubyduby7060 8 лет назад +15

      +Vicvic W you sir won the internet

    • @grizzly3273
      @grizzly3273 8 лет назад +4

      +Juan Castillo That's 4 words go on YIAY pls

    • @monimonn2786
      @monimonn2786 8 лет назад +11

      Balls get chopped off= A GOD HAS BEEN BORN
      FROM THIS MANS TESTICLES

  • @mindslayer3077
    @mindslayer3077 Месяц назад +3

    I love how Jacque keeps chewing on Jons hair 😂😂

  • @CaloBrown
    @CaloBrown 3 года назад +3

    This will always be my favorite JonTron video, never since I subscribed have ALL of his jokes hit me this hard, I quote something from this video at least once a day.

  • @Bendan
    @Bendan 3 года назад +162

    14:06 Ah, my favorite Greek legend, Hercujes.

  • @Zamasever
    @Zamasever 3 года назад +444

    Who else is just coming back to this after getting the cassette sound reccomended to them

  • @kylelawrence3588
    @kylelawrence3588 2 месяца назад +2

    I love re-watching these

  • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
    @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 2 года назад +37

    7:41 his reaction is real. I had gyros for dinner and my stomach is in fire.

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 года назад +783

    "Eat gyros to restore health"
    *I am so sorry mr. Zeppeli, i had to do it, the race was exhausting*

    • @stalkerzackden3297
      @stalkerzackden3297 3 года назад +40

      "Johnny Johnny"
      _"Yes, Mr. President?"_
      "Eating people?"
      _"No, Mr. President"_
      _"The enemy stand did it Mr. President"_
      _"It couldn't have been the voices...the frustration"_
      _"The race...its just a race...it didint have to end like this"_
      _"All I wanted was to walk again"_

    • @LL_main
      @LL_main 3 года назад +14

      OH SHIT WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

    • @dreadfulroses
      @dreadfulroses 2 года назад +12

      @@LL_main jojo reference that half of the fanbase wont get because they dont read the manga

    • @LL_main
      @LL_main 2 года назад +3

      @@dreadfulroses sad but true

    • @GrayCrownRBLX
      @GrayCrownRBLX 2 года назад +3

      @@dreadfulroses BUT I DON'T WANNA READ

  • @einthenoob5561
    @einthenoob5561 5 лет назад +477

    8:16 “I’ll get my SWWWWOOOOORRDDDD for you Danny”

    • @cringequeen6291
      @cringequeen6291 5 лет назад +7

      EinTheNoob, I said that while I watched the Hercules movie

    • @newfie_miata
      @newfie_miata 4 года назад +2

      @@cringequeen6291 I think everybody does that nowadays

    • @thechaun6631
      @thechaun6631 4 года назад +5

      I'd buy "a couple of hundred of them"

    • @dudeman1983
      @dudeman1983 4 года назад +2

      *_s u c h c o n v i c t i o n_*

    • @nitishsharma3750
      @nitishsharma3750 4 года назад +1

      @@newfie_miata Everybody who's a fan of his character in Hercules. All of Danny's true fans will say the line often, even if out of context. Probably for the JonTron reference as well, and I haven't heard one in years.

  • @ecke9635
    @ecke9635 2 года назад +12

    Is none going to talk about Jon’s incredible singing? 00:35

  • @gunsknives
    @gunsknives 8 месяцев назад +2

    Watching this on its ten year anniversary. Blessed

  • @LightSoul-8
    @LightSoul-8 3 года назад +612

    Jon: "Well let's boot it up ladies and gentlemen."
    Cassette: (Lets out the wails of a thousand damned souls)
    Jon: (Enters an ascended plane of existence)

    • @raptalos9412
      @raptalos9412 2 года назад +9

      Lessbootidupladiesangenalmen

    • @lineautox
      @lineautox Год назад +7

      *The actual noise it made

  • @wyattstone2845
    @wyattstone2845 5 лет назад +428

    Watches a JonTron video about Hercules, gets a TikTok ad about Hercules.
    They’re watching our every move...

  • @brobrofog
    @brobrofog Год назад +6

    I miss these JonTron gaming videos

  • @JJ-jh7ks
    @JJ-jh7ks 3 месяца назад +5

    you shall serve me in the land of the dead

  • @KH-co5jv
    @KH-co5jv 6 лет назад +430

    >references the twelve trials of Hercules
    >doesn't recognise them on the first screen
    Love ya Jon

    • @itshappening1316
      @itshappening1316 6 лет назад +29

      Katharine Housewright
      >Using greentext on RUclips
      My fucking guy

    • @grantbreazeale4432
      @grantbreazeale4432 6 лет назад +5

      References twelve trials doesn’t recognize the thing with too many heads is the hydra

    • @SheepFace
      @SheepFace 6 лет назад +1

      The best comment chain I've seen on here

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 6 лет назад

      Average Australian Shitposter it's called green text

    • @starbeamsworld9779
      @starbeamsworld9779 5 лет назад

      >references South Park
      >makes me laugh harder than I have in years because I fuckin love South Park
      Love ya Jon