[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @emmammamia1353
    @emmammamia1353 5 лет назад +3283

    Joel: plays solitaire
    Vista: *dies*
    Joel: downloads tons of viruses
    Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*

    • @iamsk8
      @iamsk8 4 года назад +59

      Seems legit

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 4 года назад +75

      The wonders of technolo-
      *Crashed due to not being able to type a comment

    • @crystalalumina
      @crystalalumina 4 года назад +34

      @@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed

    • @6d696
      @6d696 4 года назад +32

      I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 4 года назад +23

      Alumina antivirus is not enough

  • @pengil3
    @pengil3 Год назад +4065

    Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 Год назад +210

      The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 10 месяцев назад

      @@100purenacl3 hjj

    • @user-dp4wo5ie43s
      @user-dp4wo5ie43s 10 месяцев назад +4

      Ghhuuiiio

    • @kentuckycryptid
      @kentuckycryptid 10 месяцев назад +22

      This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi 8 месяцев назад +7

      I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen

  • @someperson46
    @someperson46 4 года назад +4140

    Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain

  • @a_goose_
    @a_goose_ Год назад +1043

    15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.

    • @Cyberpunkninja92
      @Cyberpunkninja92 Год назад +88

      Task failed successfully

    • @crystal_remi
      @crystal_remi 8 месяцев назад +5

      I thought it detect system32

    • @bloodsportsman1
      @bloodsportsman1 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.

    • @cobaltong
      @cobaltong 7 месяцев назад +16

      i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭

    • @DMXRUSER
      @DMXRUSER 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@cobaltonglolwut

  • @Aztrosist
    @Aztrosist 6 лет назад +24223

    "You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken

    • @mv3507
      @mv3507 6 лет назад +56

      Hey astro

    • @alexbarbeau
      @alexbarbeau 6 лет назад +35

      Why shmello there my good sire

    • @ourboi545
      @ourboi545 6 лет назад +15

      Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here

    • @starman213alekander7
      @starman213alekander7 6 лет назад +4

      Hi aztro

    • @oboll6064
      @oboll6064 6 лет назад +40

      If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.

  • @awesomeshoe8312
    @awesomeshoe8312 5 лет назад +7871

    Protogent: is a virus
    Bonzi: exists
    Protogent: *switch sides*

    • @reagantorrey69
      @reagantorrey69 4 года назад +692

      *Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*

    • @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp
      @MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp 4 года назад +227

      Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.

    • @tackwardsfongjump1800
      @tackwardsfongjump1800 4 года назад +450

      *Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*

    • @memedude8303
      @memedude8303 4 года назад +296

      *protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*

    • @tonnytomas8342
      @tonnytomas8342 4 года назад +16

      @@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong

  • @andrebarbosa5374
    @andrebarbosa5374 4 года назад +11952

    Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER

    • @modifish68
      @modifish68 4 года назад +399

      Wait really?

    • @cardboardfox6728
      @cardboardfox6728 4 года назад +1271

      It’s also loaded with other viruses.

    • @emmammamia1353
      @emmammamia1353 4 года назад +870

      Super Mario
      F O R E V E R

    • @bio6066
      @bio6066 4 года назад +542

      Yay I’m not the only one who thought that.
      Super Mario
      **F O R E V E R**

    • @carpetedkitche
      @carpetedkitche 4 года назад +547

      Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer

  • @ashketchum1338
    @ashketchum1338 3 года назад +2550

    16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.

  • @JohnnyBird-by3cu
    @JohnnyBird-by3cu 4 года назад +5932

    "It cost $33 to get a grandma"
    Ferb i know what we're going to do today

    • @THEDoctorScientist101
      @THEDoctorScientist101 3 года назад +222

      Ferb: Phineas that's illegal...
      Phineas: I SAID I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY

    • @RubbaFrog
      @RubbaFrog 3 года назад +25

      Scientist clone gaming uh no

    • @evilriceplate2590
      @evilriceplate2590 3 года назад +40

      HEY! WHERE DID PERRY GO?

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 3 года назад +9

      Hehe

    • @laalaa9443
      @laalaa9443 3 года назад +9

      @@THEDoctorScientist101scientist clone gaming

  • @MintyTheCorgi
    @MintyTheCorgi 5 лет назад +3869

    *Uses Bonzify.*
    "Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!"
    *Bonzi corrupts the computer.*
    *Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*

    • @movedchannel1304
      @movedchannel1304 4 года назад +39

      Comedy, my child.
      Comedy.

    • @Shy_Abi
      @Shy_Abi 4 года назад +146

      Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus

    • @picarn803
      @picarn803 4 года назад +21

      Whats funny protogent accually works

    • @Soche_cafe
      @Soche_cafe 4 года назад +1

      You swine!

    • @stepkneeboi
      @stepkneeboi 4 года назад +6

      This says a lot about society

  • @maxywaxy34
    @maxywaxy34 4 года назад +3603

    The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 4 года назад +416

      protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 3 года назад +89

      It was trying to delete the speed optimizer

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 года назад +2

      @Gorbo it’s a virus

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 года назад

      @@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!

    • @maehorn22
      @maehorn22 2 года назад +2

      @@lesigh3410A Skylanders fan HERE this is a very rare sighting

  • @wildman510
    @wildman510 3 года назад +1040

    The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it

    • @OKobern
      @OKobern Год назад +36

      wait, protogen?

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Год назад +23

      @@OKobern protegent

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Год назад +16

      ​@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.

    • @Kitty-ion
      @Kitty-ion Год назад +7

      @@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 Год назад +6

      @@Kitty-ion depends on who you ask

  • @untilitookanarrow
    @untilitookanarrow 4 года назад +7451

    Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up

    • @TinikTV2575
      @TinikTV2575 4 года назад +20

      @DoomBoi теперь русская?

    • @EvilAwoken
      @EvilAwoken 3 года назад +44

      16:19 in case you wanted to know

    • @blackr3v193
      @blackr3v193 3 года назад +32

      *Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."

    • @jej1.
      @jej1. 3 года назад +2

      here before 1k likes

    • @NASCARRebirth
      @NASCARRebirth 3 года назад +21

      KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW

  • @faultyvideos2215
    @faultyvideos2215 5 лет назад +5023

    I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi

    • @C4ST3R3T3RN4L
      @C4ST3R3T3RN4L 5 лет назад +509

      Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer

    • @の天タンポポ
      @の天タンポポ 5 лет назад +33

      Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*

    • @bise_moon
      @bise_moon 4 года назад +9

      He just can't seem to shoot him!

    • @gabrielacherchi9210
      @gabrielacherchi9210 4 года назад +3

      protegent sucks

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs 4 года назад +6

      Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware

  • @Matt-oo8qn
    @Matt-oo8qn 5 лет назад +2684

    "Lets try solitaire let's try that"
    *vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 лет назад +43

      You: REDDIT MOMENT
      Me: REDDIT MOMENT
      Vista: REDDIT MOMENT
      Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT
      REDDIT MOMENT

    • @KadenLovesGames
      @KadenLovesGames 5 лет назад +12

      Mr. Personal Space Can you not?

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 5 лет назад +32

      KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 5 лет назад +2

      Mat

    • @yoak
      @yoak 5 лет назад +9

      Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*

  • @Altazor-fh9of
    @Altazor-fh9of 3 года назад +238

    8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.

    • @bukwiarz1
      @bukwiarz1 Месяц назад +5

      Actually it wasn't in Swedish, it was in Norwegian. You can recognize it by the letter "Ø" that occurs only in Norwegian in Danish.

  • @FrickinRumbi
    @FrickinRumbi 4 года назад +9255

    If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.

    • @daweirdwaulrus8614
      @daweirdwaulrus8614 4 года назад +220

      Big oof

    • @1z-krel11
      @1z-krel11 4 года назад +304

      Plot twist

    • @Octol1ng
      @Octol1ng 4 года назад +686

      Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR 4 года назад +369

      Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer

    • @omniscientbarebones
      @omniscientbarebones 4 года назад +223

      ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so...
      It wasn't really wrong.

  • @newmoisturizer5054
    @newmoisturizer5054 6 лет назад +5123

    Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.

  • @beansinmycrocs8408
    @beansinmycrocs8408 5 лет назад +3171

    6:45
    it didn't lie
    It really is
    New Super Mario FOREVER

  • @ericn.5263
    @ericn.5263 2 года назад +127

    11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle

  • @cthulhuwua5354
    @cthulhuwua5354 4 года назад +1216

    "I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"

    • @TheOfficalMrMemeMan
      @TheOfficalMrMemeMan 4 года назад +47

      KRAMER NO

    • @hauran0
      @hauran0 4 года назад +21

      Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +1

      @@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult

    • @Rogi6XD
      @Rogi6XD 4 года назад +1

      guys help i don't get it

    • @T32Squad
      @T32Squad 4 года назад +6

      Kramer goes to war

  • @jakeb.7997
    @jakeb.7997 5 лет назад +4693

    15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded

    • @splattim3180
      @splattim3180 5 лет назад +181

      top. 10. anime. battles.

    • @oneiricdesires
      @oneiricdesires 5 лет назад +53

      4th Wall breaks

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 5 лет назад +169

      So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 5 лет назад +248

      It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!"
      It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?

    • @zepsipepsi
      @zepsipepsi 5 лет назад +9

      @@cuvsly XD

  • @john_stromboli
    @john_stromboli 4 года назад +3202

    This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 4 года назад +108

      We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer

    • @dummazzmusic
      @dummazzmusic 4 года назад +90

      Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard

    • @nxx99
      @nxx99 4 года назад +22

      D E E T A

    • @TheNathannator
      @TheNathannator 4 года назад +54

      @@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%

    • @jmanboi044
      @jmanboi044 4 года назад +5

      @@TheNathannator *y e s*

  • @jkfootybros9425
    @jkfootybros9425 Год назад +124

    7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀

    • @PrideEepy64
      @PrideEepy64 4 месяца назад +2

      I saw this comment once I heard it

  • @losermanthing
    @losermanthing 5 лет назад +1655

    2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.

  • @adamfuents
    @adamfuents 4 года назад +1866

    Wrong: "I recover... deleted files"
    Correct: "I delete.... files"

    • @LoathingEditor
      @LoathingEditor 4 года назад +32

      You can streamline that a tad.
      "I delete... files"

    • @adamfuents
      @adamfuents 4 года назад +3

      @@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit

    • @user-dx5wm1uz9d
      @user-dx5wm1uz9d 4 года назад +13

      I delete... recovered... files

    • @yumike.c0519
      @yumike.c0519 4 года назад +1

      YeH bOi

    • @RolRetro
      @RolRetro 4 года назад +5

      I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!!
      To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @inspectorcake9637
    @inspectorcake9637 6 лет назад +901

    "It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma"
    -Joel, 2018

    • @GxoLol
      @GxoLol 6 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 6 лет назад +16

      Imma take a bite out of that!

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 6 лет назад +4

      Actually, it costs 100 cookies.

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 6 лет назад

      Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day

    • @willf.4590
      @willf.4590 5 лет назад

      Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ Год назад +76

    12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 года назад +837

    6:46
    When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 6 лет назад +6365

    Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!

    • @abstractidiocy
      @abstractidiocy 6 лет назад +84

      Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!

    • @SlemyJemy
      @SlemyJemy 6 лет назад +10

      Weaponised Nep same

    • @Evarace
      @Evarace 6 лет назад +44

      Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!

    • @tylersyaboi
      @tylersyaboi 6 лет назад +9

      Holy shit you're right.

    • @alessandrorizzi2871
      @alessandrorizzi2871 6 лет назад +26

      This is a ✨Special✨ comment

  • @17hitcombooo
    @17hitcombooo 6 лет назад +12806

    *_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*

  • @ApexHoosier
    @ApexHoosier 11 месяцев назад +79

    Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel

    • @Larkatiel
      @Larkatiel 19 дней назад +2

      I checked the official channel, it's not even that big of a change, he STILL looks like bootleg Super Why. Also worth mentioning is that every single ad they upload looks more and more like a shitpost, bordering on self-awareness, but not quite

  • @Zeurel
    @Zeurel 6 лет назад +3480

    The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.

    • @Alfe5
      @Alfe5 6 лет назад +79

      But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @hekirb3382
      @hekirb3382 6 лет назад +261

      Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth

    • @lugi7372
      @lugi7372 6 лет назад +148

      You could YOU COULD but why you would do that

    • @extrnalsorce4974
      @extrnalsorce4974 6 лет назад +4

      Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.

    • @defaltpearce3187
      @defaltpearce3187 6 лет назад +24

      It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.

  • @fluffy_jamo7216
    @fluffy_jamo7216 6 лет назад +1833

    «the donate link just goes to porn»
    Joel - 2018

    • @inspirationalman1752
      @inspirationalman1752 6 лет назад +47

      At least someone cared about privacy.
      "Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"

    • @schuylordgaming4544
      @schuylordgaming4544 6 лет назад +17

      Sounds like a great donation link

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 6 лет назад +3

      Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof

    • @kamikaze2812
      @kamikaze2812 6 лет назад +6

      2017*

    • @BX56_YT
      @BX56_YT 6 лет назад +1

      @Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.

  • @tails230
    @tails230 6 лет назад +214

    How to Windows Vista Destruction
    1. Load up Vista
    2. Open Solitare
    3. Call it a day.

    • @nikolaibelinski3433
      @nikolaibelinski3433 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @RaymanSingsSexbomb
      @RaymanSingsSexbomb 2 года назад

      funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +61

    4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot.
    Beautiful.

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 6 лет назад +1300

    i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_

    • @georgek4416
      @georgek4416 5 лет назад +18

      Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..

    • @ninetails8471
      @ninetails8471 5 лет назад +46

      *A visual representation of this*
      Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us!
      Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify*
      Protogent: At what?
      Joel: 16:11

    • @TrxieVTuber
      @TrxieVTuber 5 лет назад +7

      To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.

    • @codeisstupid2723
      @codeisstupid2723 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly, he had every reason to say
      Y O U
      S W I N E ! ! ! !

    • @popycorn300
      @popycorn300 4 года назад +1

      Only playing solitaire would have saved him

  • @Laurennntiu
    @Laurennntiu 6 лет назад +1265

    *GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*

  • @ieatfood728
    @ieatfood728 6 лет назад +850

    Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses
    *Completely normal*

    • @ValentineDreams
      @ValentineDreams 6 лет назад +2

      so true xD

    • @Deadbass_
      @Deadbass_ 6 лет назад +4

      the accuracy

    • @sillyfoxgirlnya
      @sillyfoxgirlnya 6 лет назад +6

      stole a copyrighted logo.
      definitely a little kid

    • @adrian5409
      @adrian5409 6 лет назад +2

      Vista is HQ

    • @dragonballiscool1653
      @dragonballiscool1653 6 лет назад +5

      Windows vista cant play viruses but can play TOTALLY LEGIT WAY TO GET FREE VBUCKS TOTALLY NOT SCAM.

  • @quesadibro1245
    @quesadibro1245 2 года назад +86

    6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.

  • @Dooge
    @Dooge 6 лет назад +431

    Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses

    • @ianhampton3568
      @ianhampton3568 6 лет назад +11

      Like a chromebook lmao

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 6 лет назад

      Dooge ​im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life

    • @Dooge
      @Dooge 6 лет назад +1

      DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words

    • @Blattella
      @Blattella 6 лет назад

      Dooge you know i had to do it to em

  • @luminism
    @luminism 6 лет назад +644

    This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 6 лет назад +140

      Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.

    • @RogueRaichu
      @RogueRaichu 6 лет назад +32

      sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.

    • @zelbekon
      @zelbekon 6 лет назад +25

      yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss

    • @3dipto
      @3dipto 6 лет назад

      Jobel*

  • @drippyspaff7616
    @drippyspaff7616 3 года назад +801

    Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 года назад +71

      Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good

    • @sliver_inheart
      @sliver_inheart 3 года назад +87

      Yeah, the PC Optimizer

    • @sybils-butler-bentley
      @sybils-butler-bentley 2 года назад +60

      ​@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 2 года назад +84

      @@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._

    • @Uniformtree000
      @Uniformtree000 Год назад +48

      Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.

  • @Nuclear_Nachoz
    @Nuclear_Nachoz Год назад +61

    Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto
    and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters.
    Who will be next.

  • @FracturedStar
    @FracturedStar 3 года назад +1982

    14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes

  • @Modsu
    @Modsu 6 лет назад +503

    dunno what u expected joel, its called super mario FOREVER
    THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

    • @clarkw7261
      @clarkw7261 6 лет назад

      I want to get off Mr. Mario's wild ride!

    • @Modsu
      @Modsu 6 лет назад +8

      CJ Wolffe I wanna go home.......
      .....
      ...but the music is nICE HE R E

    • @LinkTahuterasuSpirit
      @LinkTahuterasuSpirit 6 лет назад

      that's a good point

    • @yaya-vz8uu
      @yaya-vz8uu 6 лет назад

      *NEVER ESCAPE*

    • @stoz181
      @stoz181 6 лет назад

      Super mario is forever

  • @CheeseDudInTheOven
    @CheeseDudInTheOven 6 лет назад +460

    Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war

  • @vibrichan2008
    @vibrichan2008 3 года назад +41

    Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.

  • @scoutdy6547
    @scoutdy6547 6 лет назад +438

    "The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.

    • @keebo_
      @keebo_ 6 лет назад +10

      how egirls be like

    • @basicbacon5951
      @basicbacon5951 6 лет назад +1

      you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke

    • @luperteverett1271
      @luperteverett1271 6 лет назад +2

      Rick and Morty reference?

    • @231colt
      @231colt 6 лет назад +1

      Rick and Morty Reference????

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 6 лет назад +2

      IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO

  • @kbwouldlovethis8790
    @kbwouldlovethis8790 4 года назад +897

    2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.

    • @mix3k818
      @mix3k818 4 года назад +34

      At least pre-SP2.
      Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 4 года назад +20

      Neither does much else these days.

  • @AquaticFuzExtras
    @AquaticFuzExtras 6 лет назад +411

    Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.

    • @Tehbestestevasss
      @Tehbestestevasss 6 лет назад +9

      Worth every god damn second

    • @nirritis1516
      @nirritis1516 6 лет назад +1

      The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.

  • @milesfoster8190
    @milesfoster8190 2 года назад +61

    Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol

  • @TheGamerMonkeyz
    @TheGamerMonkeyz 6 лет назад +1422

    *UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*

  • @ScatterVolt
    @ScatterVolt 6 лет назад +1396

    This is the long awaited sequel I've been waiting years for

    • @TheSpoignantest
      @TheSpoignantest 6 лет назад +2

      ScatterVolt i has been such long tin

    • @Toastyisburning
      @Toastyisburning 6 лет назад +1

      With me there no viruses, that enter your computer

    • @180treehouse4
      @180treehouse4 6 лет назад +1

      ScatterVolt Yeah

    • @Hyperlink1337
      @Hyperlink1337 6 лет назад +3

      it's been out for years dude. insane it took him this long to put an edited video up

    • @mulppi8797
      @mulppi8797 6 лет назад

      ScatterVolt didnt expect you to be here

  • @philiphanhurst2655
    @philiphanhurst2655 5 лет назад +744

    Fun fact: someone actually tested Protogent. Apparently it’s legit, but it’s just a shit antivirus. He tested out like 10 infamous viruses but it only detected 1 or 2.

  • @CeramicPlate
    @CeramicPlate 6 месяцев назад +9

    8:43 It's sad to say that this website was changed all because of troll's remorse

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 5 лет назад +783

    11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.

    • @Bubster1117
      @Bubster1117 4 года назад +51

      he is

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 4 года назад +62

      @@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 4 года назад +2

      Same.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 4 года назад +2

      El O El™

    • @jacobbeauchamp7465
      @jacobbeauchamp7465 4 года назад +4

      I grew up with that show too.

  • @keglodude
    @keglodude 5 лет назад +543

    “It costs $33 to get a grandma.”

    • @anothername7033
      @anothername7033 5 лет назад +5

      Yo wassup n e s s

    • @--46200
      @--46200 5 лет назад +19

      I thought it cost 100 cookies

    • @thelordscrusaders387
      @thelordscrusaders387 4 года назад +5

      @N!qht Owl purchase the grandmother

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime 4 года назад +4

      “ I gotta say they, they did an excellent job. They paid $33 for him.”

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime 4 года назад +6

      “And,uh... (gasp) THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY!”

  • @Scrappy__KFC
    @Scrappy__KFC 4 года назад +509

    1:18 vistas so bad that even the blue screens dont load up that fast

    • @e_system33
      @e_system33 3 года назад +18

      It is because of virtual box. XD

    • @DJStuiter
      @DJStuiter 2 года назад +5

      @@e_system33 vmware*

    • @modables
      @modables 2 года назад +3

      @@DJStuiter VirtualBox*

    • @JordanRichardson9
      @JordanRichardson9 Год назад +5

      @404TVfr Yeah, not sure why I wrote that. I am a nerd though, can't really deny that lol

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 3 месяца назад

      @404TVfrok

  • @glitchyboi50
    @glitchyboi50 2 года назад +21

    I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.

  • @Mesanyx
    @Mesanyx 6 лет назад +2418

    This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.

    • @Shelltoast
      @Shelltoast 6 лет назад +126

      Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.

    • @Caz122
      @Caz122 6 лет назад +18

      Manu14 welcome, brother.

    • @beatpapes
      @beatpapes 6 лет назад +35

      Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .

    • @дайтеденег
      @дайтеденег 6 лет назад

      Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 6 лет назад +11

      One of us, one of us.
      Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.

  • @archivushka
    @archivushka 4 года назад +587

    9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born

  • @dinodragon1219
    @dinodragon1219 5 лет назад +857

    14:42 *K R A M E R N O*

  • @The-E-Base
    @The-E-Base 10 месяцев назад +13

    1:13
    SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH!
    It was super effective!
    WINDOWS VISTA fainted!

  • @julianspatter1905
    @julianspatter1905 6 лет назад +667

    11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm 5 лет назад +2356

    2:25 average gmod workshop experience

    • @proxy7011
      @proxy7011 5 лет назад +119

      I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 лет назад +92

      Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen

    • @Kobydalegend
      @Kobydalegend 5 лет назад +62

      I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods

    • @Canzaijohn_SYG
      @Canzaijohn_SYG 5 лет назад +15

      This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 лет назад +16

      400 add-ons needs to be installed...

  • @Noobelli
    @Noobelli 6 лет назад +247

    I destroyed Windows Vista when I was 8 without even trying.

    • @conner1321
      @conner1321 6 лет назад +6

      Noobelli ur profile photo discribes Your feeling about this LOL

    • @khalidhassan27
      @khalidhassan27 6 лет назад +5

      ConnerTec did the same thing too when I was 7

    • @skoopdeedeewoop5121
      @skoopdeedeewoop5121 6 лет назад +3

      I broke it when i was 3, i was playing flash games and when i clicked w the whole pc blew up

    • @emily-lq6jf
      @emily-lq6jf 6 лет назад +1

      windows vista destroyed windows without even trying

    • @zulitogaming7714
      @zulitogaming7714 6 лет назад

      did the samething in xp, windows vista, windows 7 when i was 5

  • @Doshiba
    @Doshiba 2 месяца назад +10

    HOW DO YOU MEAN 2018 WAS 6 YEARS AGO?????

  • @vistassbu1749
    @vistassbu1749 6 лет назад +731

    As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.

    • @jackielynnthomas3360
      @jackielynnthomas3360 6 лет назад +47

      Why can't you play solitare?

    • @mii-its-a-nerd
      @mii-its-a-nerd 6 лет назад +21

      Windows Vista
      *CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*

    • @Bob-rt3dk
      @Bob-rt3dk 6 лет назад +10

      Dude please I need to play card game

    • @Kemuja
      @Kemuja 6 лет назад +15

      Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)

    • @bolitetown7891
      @bolitetown7891 6 лет назад +4

      @@Kemuja Person, you honestly will

  • @JHMGamerYT
    @JHMGamerYT 6 лет назад +273

    "Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017

  • @FOLLYSREALWIFE
    @FOLLYSREALWIFE 5 лет назад +472

    "You know when your scam software has a smiley in it it's *good* . "

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad Год назад +20

    I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy

    • @MKTB22
      @MKTB22 Год назад +16

      It was trying to help against the pc optimizer

  • @pohatunuva3771
    @pohatunuva3771 6 лет назад +162

    "let's play solitaire" *computer dies*

  • @krabbypatty6095
    @krabbypatty6095 6 лет назад +256

    *ANTIVIRUS IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED PROTEGENT*

    • @jackielynnthomas2212
      @jackielynnthomas2212 6 лет назад +5

      Protegent is not enough! You need Virus! World's only software with deeta virus software! Think beyond Protegent think
      *V I R U S S O F T W A R E*

    • @isaaclongfellow8815
      @isaaclongfellow8815 6 лет назад +4

      *mY cOmPuTeR. cRaShEs. tO mE nOt BeInG tHaT tEcH sAvVy...*

    • @flameflareonog
      @flameflareonog 6 лет назад +2

      PROTEGENT IS NOT ENOUGH YOU NEED ANTIVIRUS

  • @thomasbyrd9352
    @thomasbyrd9352 6 лет назад +330

    Whenever any computer even gets a slight glance at Joel or just barely hears his voice, they experience a piercing fear in their hard drive. They hope its just a dream, but computers cannot dream. This is real. Welcome to the tenth layer of computer hell

    • @Beansman-gp3ws
      @Beansman-gp3ws 6 лет назад

      WHat if it's really new and only has solid state or it's really old and only has floppies

    • @dasaniwaterbottle71
      @dasaniwaterbottle71 6 лет назад +4

      Joel is the Ted Bundy of computers.

    • @rickar-mercenary-3804
      @rickar-mercenary-3804 6 лет назад +1

      You mean _eleventh_

    • @thomasbyrd9352
      @thomasbyrd9352 6 лет назад

      @@Beansman-gp3ws Id doesnt matter what computer it is joel can and will digitally destroy it

    • @Beansman-gp3ws
      @Beansman-gp3ws 6 лет назад +1

      Since zucc is a robot (seriously, what would a lizard need data for) can joel destroy zucc

  • @SuperWAME64
    @SuperWAME64 3 месяца назад +1

    1:15 If your os get a blue screen after opening Solitaire, there is something wrong.

  • @JustSirf-Sirfluffyton
    @JustSirf-Sirfluffyton 3 года назад +485

    8:20 *I have never heard( and never will again) a man say "Guttas Forstevalg, my favorite!" With such energy.*

  • @thedarkarts881
    @thedarkarts881 4 года назад +1966

    1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth

    • @ECWPlays
      @ECWPlays 3 года назад +14

      69th Like. Nice

    • @Jx_-
      @Jx_- 3 года назад +136

      It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand

    • @VGTPlus
      @VGTPlus 3 года назад +10

      I love that joke bro!

    • @treasurechestgame
      @treasurechestgame 3 года назад +8

      ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD

    • @havocadvent2
      @havocadvent2 3 года назад +2

      oh shoot

  • @PiousPuddle
    @PiousPuddle 6 лет назад +414

    11:42 the tea is ready

  • @illioctopede
    @illioctopede Год назад +14

    13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis

  • @mothman8387
    @mothman8387 4 года назад +296

    "When your scam software has a smiley in it, that's when you know its *G O O D E"*

  • @viperistrash
    @viperistrash 6 лет назад +333

    My Name is Proto,Giving Viruses is My motto

  • @1thevm1
    @1thevm1 6 лет назад +517

    The editing is the best here so far, you've improved a lot.

    • @EnergyTK
      @EnergyTK 6 лет назад +14

      superwiibros prolly did the best parts

    • @ploxycone9397
      @ploxycone9397 6 лет назад +1

      You will be amazed when he uses ubuntu

  • @TheFalseEsquire
    @TheFalseEsquire 2 месяца назад +4

    I have fond memories of Vista. But when I try to recall more information my memory blue screens as the early years weren’t my best

  • @0DRONZER
    @0DRONZER 4 года назад +477

    8:10 every single pixel on this site is a different link

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 3 года назад +27

      the html of that page is funny
      every div in that layer has the x and y position along with width and height defined
      and there are so many of these absolute positioned divs

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 3 года назад +9

      links to every website on the internet

    • @jbeans500
      @jbeans500 3 года назад +6

      guttas førstelvalg! 🤪

    • @forgive_me_for_my_past
      @forgive_me_for_my_past 3 года назад +3

      haha teto go wrrrrr

    • @Kersterac
      @Kersterac 3 года назад +1

      thing is
      The website looks awfully simular to the website dad was on when i was little

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian 4 года назад +344

    I always loved the Pokemon "low HP" music during the final destruction. Nice touch in the editing. This video is an absolute classic.

  • @nickshereofficial
    @nickshereofficial 5 лет назад +271

    When i first saw the protogent guy my first thought was "Super Why"

  • @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67
    @JacksonTheSkylanderDude67 Год назад +51

    7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born

  • @tora4142
    @tora4142 5 лет назад +448

    Listening to him *WEEZING* while comparing proto and super why almost made me cry of laughter

  • @robo-dale3746
    @robo-dale3746 5 лет назад +413

    12:23 "MmmMMmmM iLL tAkE A biTE oUt oF tHat"
    ~Grandma Joel 2018

  • @LunaPhobos
    @LunaPhobos 5 лет назад +2686

    Protogent: warns joel about the virus
    Joel: *ignores*
    *Computer dies*
    Joel: Protogent, you swine!!!
    Protogent: Am I a joke to you?

    • @johnrosim
      @johnrosim 5 лет назад +28

      If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

    • @sofiaalmanza8209
      @sofiaalmanza8209 5 лет назад +25

      If only you told an actual joke and not a stale meme..

    • @santinodelgado281
      @santinodelgado281 5 лет назад +24

      time to break the chain

    • @johnrosim
      @johnrosim 5 лет назад +15

      time to break the chain

    • @lunarose4585
      @lunarose4585 5 лет назад +11

      time to break the chain

  • @BrianTheNumberblockBoy
    @BrianTheNumberblockBoy Год назад +2

    10:47 the way joel says files-
    *_FIÆLEISS_*

  • @vladyslavponomarchuk2692
    @vladyslavponomarchuk2692 4 года назад +305

    16:45 Joel is the incarnation of a half life scientist.

    • @uz_ku
      @uz_ku 3 года назад +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAAAAAAA

  • @nu52927
    @nu52927 5 лет назад +535

    Whoops, my system crashed. I lost my data, but I had an antivirus!
    Antivirus is not enough, you need protogent, worlds only antivirus with data recovery software. Think beyond antivirus, think protogent.
    That Software sucks

    • @garlicfromplantsvs.zombies3285
      @garlicfromplantsvs.zombies3285 4 года назад +12

      Protogent sounds like an abortion clinic or brand of birth control pills.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +1

      @@MeatballSubFromDominos meanwhile in cyberpunk sprawl urban police looking ilegall stuff:
      *cybersecruity and cop want to know your location*

    • @joelmccann9869
      @joelmccann9869 4 года назад

      69 years ago

    • @trollface808crashout
      @trollface808crashout 4 года назад

      Remember the memes? Like bro.

    • @nu52927
      @nu52927 4 года назад

      @@joelmccann9869 it's in my name -:/

  • @FoxyAlice93
    @FoxyAlice93 6 лет назад +720

    It's not text-to-speech, it's text-to-peach

    • @Modsu
      @Modsu 6 лет назад +8

      Taterdude Guy you. youre good in my books. i dont care what they say

    • @lunarcrystalpokemon1135
      @lunarcrystalpokemon1135 6 лет назад

      tha-
      thats a ban.

    • @cobgod1415
      @cobgod1415 6 лет назад +3

      profile pic checks out

    • @charlesloftus2687
      @charlesloftus2687 6 лет назад

      Lawsuit Alert! Nintendo is going to kill whoever made that game.

    • @Fighting.Flower
      @Fighting.Flower 6 лет назад +2

      You deserve that peach icon.

  • @matthewgarner7215
    @matthewgarner7215 2 года назад +7

    This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.

  • @littleprofen2516
    @littleprofen2516 6 лет назад +515

    Oops my system crashed! I lost my D E E T A, but I had an Antivirus!

    • @bilalstyler98
      @bilalstyler98 6 лет назад +39

      Antivirus is not nough! You need Protogent! World's only antivirus with D E E T A recovery.

    • @voicesgt9204
      @voicesgt9204 5 лет назад +11

      Think beyond antivirus think protagent

    • @robertw6894
      @robertw6894 5 лет назад +15

      Sounds like a dental cream.
      For your ass

    • @nctforlife2360
      @nctforlife2360 5 лет назад +1

      @@robertw6894 *T H A T S A L O T T A D A M A G E*

    • @JacOfArts
      @JacOfArts 5 лет назад

      Tyler Hess I saw it as ‘ditta’

  • @crystalevereagan9781
    @crystalevereagan9781 5 лет назад +821

    8:19 The Man Himself,
    𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆!
    MY FAVORITE!

    • @ayyyple
      @ayyyple 5 лет назад +1

      Whats the Song in the beginninh?

    • @22snazario
      @22snazario 5 лет назад +3

      Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 5 лет назад +1

      Vat dos dat meen?

    • @crystalevereagan9781
      @crystalevereagan9781 5 лет назад +1

      Thank You For The 696 Likes!

    • @robertslayer2352
      @robertslayer2352 5 лет назад +2

      Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!"
      (I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)

  • @phoebeshirasawa4959
    @phoebeshirasawa4959 6 лет назад +536

    11:40 are you boiling water?

    • @brunojarzynski8920
      @brunojarzynski8920 6 лет назад +4

      XD

    • @Nightwolf2595
      @Nightwolf2595 6 лет назад

      @@tifawockhardt Why do you say that, everyday asshole on the internet. The guy isn't a mirror.

    • @이리야
      @이리야 6 лет назад

      @@tifawockhardt whats the purpose of saying that to a random man that said "xd"?

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 6 лет назад

      Naw, Joel.exe has stopped responding, what would you like to do with the program?
      Close Program
      Wait

    • @GetCubed
      @GetCubed 6 лет назад +1

      CosmicPinkk XD

  • @Demon1a696
    @Demon1a696 3 месяца назад +3

    holy fucking shit he was actually 2 steps ahead for real... this is fr one of the most amazing plot twists of my entire life