[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2018
- The awkward OS inbetween XP and 7 that everybody hated gets the stanky toolbar midi speedup treatment. What horrors dwell inside Vista and on the internet?
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Fun Fact: super mario forever is a virus that makes impossible to quit the game, thats why its new super mario FOREVER
Wait really?
It’s also loaded with other viruses.
Super Mario
F O R E V E R
Yay I’m not the only one who thought that.
Super Mario
**F O R E V E R**
Oh god oh fuck i have it installed on my computer
Protogent: is a virus
Bonzi: exists
Protogent: *switch sides*
*Maybe I don't want to be the villain anymore*
Lol, protogent actually isn't a virus, it apparently actually does what it says. Though it does look like a huge scam.
*Just because you are malware, doesn’t mean you are malware*
*protogen is now on the counter-terrorist team*
@@memedude8303 You Got It Wrong
Protegent telling you that there is a virus in your computer but it not being the bonzify virus is like a doctor telling you that you have a cold right before you die of cancer
The funny part is that it detected the optimiser instead on Bonzify...
@@100purenacl3 hjj
Ghhuuiiio
This -might be- is my favorite comment on a Windows Destruction video.
I thought it found system32 because it said on the screen
16:29 is the best part. Even tho he is panicking he still groans at the dumb joke.
Priorities.
Virus now
It’s so unironic though, it’s literally Bonzi telling Joel “It’s been nice knowing you” LOL
“It’s been- *eugh.* “
16*29
6:45
it didn't lie
It really is
New Super Mario FOREVER
The hell never ends
It only begins
That’s what I was gonna comment lmao
Y O U C A N N O T E S C A P E
@Zulu-Exa/Jack Wilson Temmie oh i didn't even notice 😂
Super why lived long enough to see himself become the villain
yup
D E E P B R O
o
now he changes the story for the worse instead of the better
Oop-
14:41 "I forgot I had set it to gun" ah yes, legendary quotes
14:39 for technical reason
Doc Brown's last words
American moment
KRAMER NOOOOO!!!
"Kramer goes to war. Costanza no!!"
*Minigun sounds*
15:37 Protegent didn’t even detect bonzify as a threat, it detected speed optimiser pro instead.
Task failed successfully
I thought it detect system32
@@crystal_remi That was the virus type it was registered as.
i read that as "protogen" what 😭😭😭😭
@@cobaltonglolwut
"It cost $33 to get a grandma"
Ferb i know what we're going to do today
Ferb: Phineas that's illegal...
Phineas: I SAID I KNOW WHAT WERE GOING TO DO TODAY
Scientist clone gaming uh no
HEY! WHERE DID PERRY GO?
Hehe
@@THEDoctorScientist101scientist clone gaming
6:46
When they said Mario *Forever* they meant it.
Sounds like a creepypasta
@@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608 the game is actually a virus and that's why you could N E V E R E S C A P E
L I T T L E B I G P L A N E T P S P M U S I C
Lets-a Go.
M E R I O
The protogen rap just sounds like the actor just showed up drunk and they rolled with it
wait, protogen?
@@OKobern protegent
@OKobern if their phone autocorrected to that, then they were looking it up a lot.
@@magicsasafras3414 Is There A Problem With Looking It Up A Lot?
@@Kitty-ion depends on who you ask
Say what you want about Protegent, but it was the only antivirus software of the many that Joel downloaded that knew that something was wrong when Bonzi started destroying the computer.
Top 10 Anime villains that were actually good
Yeah, the PC Optimizer
@@sliver_inheart He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!
@@sliver_inheart The thing is, Bonzify was set to Administrator. I’m fairly sure that means it couldn’t really do anything to it by that point. However, Bonzify _did_ edit existing files, _like PCOptimizerPro._
Yeah, funny thing, protogent is legitimate, but it's just really incompetent. Like, medieval peasant trying to kill a tank incompetent.
"I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN!"
KRAMER NO
Mr Memrman *KRAMER NOOOOOHO*
@@TheOfficalMrMemeMan one boi this downloading sci-fi and using mods body sensitive insult
guys help i don't get it
Kramer goes to war
Joel: plays solitaire
Vista: *dies*
Joel: downloads tons of viruses
Vista: *proceeds like nothing has happened*
Seems legit
The wonders of technolo-
*Crashed due to not being able to type a comment
@@Firestar4041 oops my system crashed
I lost my data, but i had an antivirus!
Alumina antivirus is not enough
16:45 Joel screaming made this even better.
8:21 You can tell Joel is swedish because who else would be able to pronounce that shit in one try.
"Lets try solitaire let's try that"
*vista* : I'm gonna stop you right there
You: REDDIT MOMENT
Me: REDDIT MOMENT
Vista: REDDIT MOMENT
Keanu Reeves Big Chungus Fortnite bad Minecraft good: REDDIT MOMENT
REDDIT MOMENT
Mr. Personal Space Can you not?
KadenLovesGames thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Mat
Vista when solitare opens: *Change da world, my final message. Goodby e*
The funny thing is that Protegent wasn't actually trying to help. It reported a completely unrelated virus
protogent is actually an antivirus it just sucks lol
It was trying to delete the speed optimizer
@Gorbo it’s a virus
Bonzi was ran as administrator though
@@maehorn22 POP FIZZ!!!
11:42 this laugh gave me an extra 10 years of life
Fr 💀
He sounds like a tea kettle
Joe Santagato type laugh 🤣
Replay the laugh over and over again. Live forever.
11:41 Man just turned into a tea kettle
15:38 Protegent was really trying it’s best. It actually detected one of the other virus softwares Joel had downloaded
top. 10. anime. battles.
4th Wall breaks
So it pretty much is the antivirus equivalent of a placebo effect.
It's pretty much like a dude that sees you sitting on the edge of a Skyscraper, and tells you " Watch out, You may fall!"
It's not like he can do something about that but hey, at least he did something?
@@cuvsly XD
Joel frantically messaging kate for help will never fail to crack me up
@DoomBoi теперь русская?
16:19 in case you wanted to know
*Kate:* Hi! How can I help you? I can give you free coupons, ecc..."
here before 1k likes
KATE.. KATE.. VI.. RUS... NOW
7:21 "Your pc's condition is *SERIOUS* " got me💀
Its several years later and I realized Joel released two memes being Grand Dad and Proto
and there both just bootleg recolors of established characters.
Who will be next.
"You've got 30 seconds left until I activate the final destruction." is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken
Hey astro
Why shmello there my good sire
Hey man do you know the LACPD's number? Apandah was here
Hi aztro
If you heard that and didn't see this video, you would think that it's from some sort of secret agent movie.
If you look closely, you’ll see that Protegent wasn’t actually trying to kill Bonsi. He was trying to kill the PC optimizer.
Big oof
Plot twist
Bonzi? Nah, PC OPTIMIZER IS A BIGGER THREAT
Proto was confused,he thought PC optimiser was attacking the computer
ButtersAndRowlet well Bonzi was ran as Administrator so...
It wasn't really wrong.
6:45 That's why its called Super Mario *Forever* Joel.
15:53 this is the funniest most intense thing i have ever witnessed
Ikr
Yes so funny indeed
"Ah, uh.. Protogent!" - Joel, frantically scrabbling through the 500 separate windows he has open to find Protogent, only to call it a swine.
Wrong: "I recover... deleted files"
Correct: "I delete.... files"
You can streamline that a tad.
"I delete... files"
@@LoathingEditor oh, right. ill go ahad and edit
I delete... recovered... files
YeH bOi
I delete................... FILES!!!!!!!!!!!
To make sure you always........ SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super Why switched from teaching kids to infecting computers.
Childhood ruined
MRBLOXY And computer
You fuck
Very sad
That was the first thing o thought when I saw proto
12:54 I've been rewatching this regularly for like four years now and only today did I find out that 'spondoolie' is like a real slang term that people actually use for money. I always thought it was just a bunch of random noises joel made up. This video is the gift that keeps on giving I swear
4:52 an Ed Edd n’ Eddy sound effect right before the part where Joel trolls a scam bot.
Beautiful.
*Uses Bonzify.*
"Security alert, I'm just gonna ignore that, thanks Protogent!"
*Bonzi corrupts the computer.*
*Proceeds to call Protogent a swine for trying to help.*
Comedy, my child.
Comedy.
Protogent is not enough, you need antivirus
Whats funny protogent accually works
You swine!
This says a lot about society
2:57 when Vista's so bad your viruses can't work without crashing.
Even viruses crash on windows vista, even the crashing error message crashes down .-.
and solitaire blue screens
... yea
Bruh alert
I killed that virus already
13:50 and so begins one of the funniest things ever made
7:46 Thus, a Meme was Born
I like how despite protogent actually doing his job, Joel still calls him a swine in this last act as he desperately looks for a way to kill Bonzi
Protegent was trying to delete Speed Optimizer
Mouse Mania *flashbacks intensify*
He just can't seem to shoot him!
protegent sucks
Gabriela Cherchi it’s at least not malware
«the donate link just goes to porn»
Joel - 2018
At least someone cared about privacy.
"Mom thats not porn I just want donate to one man"
Sounds like a great donation link
Eiriksukkefarstad356 hello brudda lets oof
2017*
@Yoshi_is_jojo The video was made in 2018.
Fun fact: my mom used vista, and when I showed her the solitaire clip it gave her memories of using vista!. Apparently she knows what happens when you play solitaire on vista, lol
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@@CLASSYTUXYFGA tumblr
@@milesfoster8190Reddit
Without Joel, the internet will never be a better place.
The thing that people forget is that Vista COULD run Crysis.
But could it run it well? 🤔🤔🤔
Alfe5 it probably runs like a 3 legged dog 3 days after its birth
You could YOU COULD but why you would do that
Zeurel I never thought you would be here, Zeurel.
It's like saying, you know windows 8 can run the witcher 3...but why would you do that to that poor game.
i think the best part about the protegent popup at 15:37 was that _it wasn't even for bonzify_
Yes but it was for another virus in the computer. For this optimizer. But protegent still sucks..
*A visual representation of this*
Protogent: *points at tiny ant* Oh my god! It's gonna kill us!
Joel: IGNORE THAT, LOOK AT THIS! *Points at godzilla sized bonzify*
Protogent: At what?
Joel: 16:11
To be fair most of those shitty optimizer programs don't do a good job of hiding their malicious code. So even a weak AV like Protegent will easily spot it.
Exactly, he had every reason to say
Y O U
S W I N E ! ! ! !
Only playing solitaire would have saved him
I love that Protogent actually tried helping against Bonzi Buddy
It was trying to help against the pc optimizer
Protegent then deleted all of these videos and changed the character design a year later…I’m not saying it was Joel…but it was probably Joel
This guy needs the World Record for "Fastest Blue Screen from a Newly Started Computer."
We need to make a speedrun on how fast you can blue screen your computer
Guys just open something on vista it's not that hard
D E E T A
@@jmanboi044 Windows Speedrun Bluescreen%
@@TheNathannator *y e s*
9:39 and meme *"Yes"* has born
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
@@Jimmyfishthe3rd Y e s
@Charles Calvin AIN'T YOU DEAD ?!
Yes
Y E S
I love going back to these every few years. This one is definitely my personal favorite.
13:30 I still quote this on a daily basis
*_ᵍʳᵃᵖʰᶦᶜ ᵈᵉˢᶦᵍⁿ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃˢˢᶦᵒⁿ_*
c *o* O *L*
DBZFan04 *very nice*
DBZFan04 GET THIS MAN LIKES TO 666
*O K*
ISABELLE GOWEN hOw YOu dO THat efFECt
Windows Vista can't play solitare but can run viruses
*Completely normal*
so true xD
the accuracy
stole a copyrighted logo.
definitely a little kid
Vista is HQ
Windows vista cant play viruses but can play TOTALLY LEGIT WAY TO GET FREE VBUCKS TOTALLY NOT SCAM.
9:10 Protogent predicted the pandemic
PROTOGID-19
1:13
SOLITAIRE used SYSTEM CRASH!
It was super effective!
WINDOWS VISTA fainted!
😂
"It costs $33 dollars to get a grandma"
-Joel, 2018
😂
Imma take a bite out of that!
Actually, it costs 100 cookies.
Really I had to buy her 2 packs of cigarettes and she stayed for 1 day
Wow, only 33 dollars dollars? That's nothin'!
2:25 average gmod workshop experience
I installed every weapon pack in gmod Cuz I got bored, true. lol my comment just got auto corrected.
Yes, and when connecting to servers where I don’t have the mods already installed, that river of lua files flowing across the screen
I D E S T O Y E D the install button on those fnaf mods
This is the most TRUE comment I have ever seen in my life.
400 add-ons needs to be installed...
love how you ignore Protegent trying to help you from the Bonzify thing, then scream "YOU SWINE !" at their mascot.
Fun fact: Protogent warned him about the PC Optimizer instead
why does the guy at 12:00 look like Jeffery Epstein
1:21 me at the dentist when they use the vacuum to suck the saliva out my mouth
69th Like. Nice
It's strange that this cursed sentence is a normal thing nearly every person can understand
I love that joke bro!
ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD
oh shoot
*UNCLE JOEL HAS RETURNED*
*TO MAKE HIS FANS HAPPY*
TheGamerMonkeyz *Uncle Jobel
But....he never left.
He's been streaming as always
TheGamerMonkeyz Yee
UNCLE *JOBEL*
16:46 I had hiccups and this fixed it, thanks Bonzi!
13:17 Type two, detectable
Oh my god the editing during the Seinfeld gun bit made that part of the stream ten times better than when I saw it live!
Courtney (ProjectSNT) Didn't expect to see you here!
Weaponised Nep same
Oh hey! I didn't know you watch Joel's videos!
Holy shit you're right.
This is a ✨Special✨ comment
14:42 *K R A M E R N O*
C O S T A N Z A N O !
*C H A I N G U N N O I S E S*
Kramer overdoses on dog piss
Sound of seinfeld kramer & coztanza vietnam flashback
J E R R Y N O
14:55 an tartarus production
The most iconic one in my opinion
How to Windows Vista Destruction
1. Load up Vista
2. Open Solitare
3. Call it a day.
Lol
funny thing is, when i was doing a windows vista destruction stream of my own on discord, it literally broke and i barely did ANYTHING to break the vm
2:57 Windows Vista was the perfect version of Windows to defend against viruses. Mainly because the viruses don’t fare too well on Vista either.
At least pre-SP2.
Vista SP2 is where most compatibility issues were fixed.
Neither does much else these days.
This has to be the most epic-est windows destruction ever. Especially with the Bonzi Buddy and Protegent cameos.
PC Optimizer and Bonzi: *exist*
Protegent: “You don’t seem to understand. This PC isn’t _yours_ to conquer.”
Ah, Protogent.
*convert to the good side?*
Protogent: *yes*
Windows vista is its own anti-virus because it can't run any of the viruses
Like a chromebook lmao
Dooge im spongedog one of the lead devs of the new black mesa decay witch is a remake of half life decay we plan on renaming it soon to something like rusting materials we have not decided yet big half life lore person i light things to be at the highest quality and i play almost any mod for half life
DrDolphinrider why have you said these horrible words
Dooge you know i had to do it to em
“It costs $33 to get a grandma.”
Yo wassup n e s s
I thought it cost 100 cookies
@N!qht Owl purchase the grandmother
“ I gotta say they, they did an excellent job. They paid $33 for him.”
“And,uh... (gasp) THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY!”
0:16 Windows 10 is a little better than Windows 8 in Joel's opinion. **Dumpster fire intensifies**
putting vista's performance aside, the UI was stunning
*GOD HAS JOINED THE GAME.*
Laurennntiu *GOD HAS LEFT US*
Laurennntiu Grandma Online
Mr.Foxhound *TO TELL THE OTHERS*
Laurennntiu *God* left.
*DEAD MEME*
11:41 Joel turns into a steaming kettle.
*NAAAAAAHHHHHH*
$2500 everything is going well destroyed
It seems like my tea is ready
11:51 then Joel turns into a horn
01:20
Joel turns into a sink plughole draining water
Probably one of my favourite videos on yt, I always come back to it
11:42 Oh, my tea is ready
XD I laugh Soo hard xD
As hard as Joel?
Me too
I thought Joel became Kirby
@@TopsyTurvyLolz lol
Well chat, this is the moment you've been waiting a year for. Was it worth it? Yeah.
Worth every god damn second
The only kind of videos from him im looking for to.
every year I go back to this series and watch it all
despite the abysmal uncanny graphics style of New Super Mario Forever its a surprisingly decent platformer
"The donate leads to porn" sounds like prostitution with extra steps.
how egirls be like
you have to pay people who are in prostitution so I don't get the joke
Rick and Morty reference?
Rick and Morty Reference????
IM PIGGLE RIGG :DDDDDD GREAT REFERENCE B RO
11:13 You know something? I'm young enough that I grew up with that kids' show, and the first time I saw a picture of Proto, I thought he was Super Why's evil twin from another dimension.
he is
@@Bubster1117 Well, it's more like I thought he was from an actual Super Why episode. I was surprised to find out he wasn't.
Same.
El O El™
I grew up with that show too.
i cant wait for Windows - joel distruction
““lemon” mixed with “milk” i swear to god.”
This stream is from almost exactly 1 year ago (July 2017), wtf Joel
Weeks after the stream there was already a fan made version made by spyro (better than this tbh), so he had no incentive to pump one in time.
sagiksp Nah I think Joel's is better, but yeah pretty much for that reason.
yeah he has become really inactive here lately which sucks, I don't really have time to hang out on the streams and the fanmade versions are a hit and miss
Jobel*
Best seinfeld episode was when Kramer fought in the afghanistan war
urd
CheeseInTheOven 5 tours in iraq
KRAMER NOOOO
That Protegent rap really puts the “Why” in Super Why
8:31 those books you see when you enter a country be like
"let's play solitaire" *computer dies*
11:42 the tea is ready
Teapot Joel
Yes, it is.
Underrated comment.
I want to drink it.
LMAO
This video is my checkpoint. The intro is the checkpoints theme. I keep coming back to it
I can't believe this was 3.5 years ago.
8:19 The Man Himself,
𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐅Ø𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐆!
MY FAVORITE!
Whats the Song in the beginninh?
Herr Tomaten Schädel stop spamming this
Vat dos dat meen?
Thank You For The 696 Likes!
Apparently the best part is it was Norwegian for "Guys First Choice!"
(I don't know about you Norway viewers but that's what Google Translate gave me.)
This was basically the first thing I’ve watched from Vinesauce. Not disappointed at all.
Definitely check out the previous destructions if you haven't already, they're really swood.
Manu14 welcome, brother.
Also check out other Vinesauce streamers on twitch or at vinesauce.com .
Azzsqs@@@(($$?$++++ yes yes
One of us, one of us.
Also definitely watch Vinny watch the Rat Movie.
6:08 the fact that that is LITTLE BIG PLANET music makes me laugh so hard 😭😭
this will forever be an iconic video
"Goodbye, Expand Dong." -Bonzi Buddy 2017
"My Work Here Is Now Done."
rip....
JackHenryMurray The Gamer its actully 2018 not 2017
The Stream Was Made In 2017.
As Windows Vista, this is both the best and scariest video ever.
Why can't you play solitare?
Windows Vista
*CAN'T EVEN PLAY SOLITARE*
Dude please I need to play card game
Do you even solitare? (I gonna regret posting this any minute)
@@Kemuja Person, you honestly will
pros: everything
cons: it has an ending
I love the solitaire bluescreening vista bit so much.
Fun fact: someone actually tested Protogent. Apparently it’s legit, but it’s just a shit antivirus. He tested out like 10 infamous viruses but it only detected 1 or 2.
Mutahar? That's who you're refering to?
Trex 8210 yes
@@znj4450 People who are mutaflaccid aren't watching enough dank web videos
Protogens > Protogent
yea i just commented about that protogent just isnt good